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Speaker 1: All right, you found us on a Friday. Welcome to

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Speaker 1: the podcast, Alexis.

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Speaker 2: How many five hour energy bottles did you count in

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Speaker 2: the trash can? I think it was eleven?

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Speaker 3: Oh guys, fifty energy?

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Speaker 4: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: I just hope Jeffrey's heart doesn't exclude his fuel for

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Speaker 1: his parody song. Today's song of the week is in well,

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Speaker 1: today's podcast.

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Speaker 2: There it goes. Let's start it now.

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Speaker 3: Already our show is starting out with a frosty tone. Really,

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Speaker 3: it's Brook and Jeffrey and.

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Speaker 1: We're just having a great conversation in here.

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Speaker 3: That a great conversation because I get into work this

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Speaker 3: morning and what do I see an email from our

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Speaker 3: digital producer saying, Hey, free chocolate muffins in the breakroom

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Speaker 3: toke them because literally everyone else has been let go

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Speaker 3: from the radio station. And all the people in this

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Speaker 3: room know this, but I feel like the listeners need

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Speaker 3: to remember. I love chocolate.

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Speaker 1: Muffins, and Jake literally got these at Costco yesterday and

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Speaker 1: brought him in.

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Speaker 3: I used to eat Costco chocolate muffins every single morning

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Speaker 3: for breakfast growing up until it's just Costco changed the recipe.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I know him, and I.

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Speaker 2: Just talked, talked about this, not even gonna lie.

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Speaker 1: I'm surprised it's taken us this long to go into

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Speaker 1: muffin game.

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Speaker 5: It's been like five months.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and they also got rid of lemon poppy seed.

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Speaker 3: Okay, no one cares about that crap. It's the Costco

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Speaker 3: chocolate muffins that matter. Because first they shrunk them down

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Speaker 3: to like a fourth of their original size.

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Speaker 1: Well now they're calling him what triple chocolate instead of

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Speaker 1: double chocolate disgust.

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Speaker 3: They're not They're not light and fluffy like they used

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Speaker 3: to be before. Now they're like these dense cocoa bricks

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Speaker 3: of sadness.

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Speaker 6: It almost dented the table when I but.

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Speaker 2: It comes in the pretty like baking.

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Speaker 3: This is the worst thing to happen to this country

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Speaker 3: in ten years. This is horrible. Some people have politics

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Speaker 3: that they stand up for certain countries. People stand up

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Speaker 3: for water rights. I stand up for muffins. Okay, you

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Speaker 3: make muffins great again.

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Speaker 5: You're gonna die on it is.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna I'm gonna live on top of this hill,

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Speaker 3: arrive on top of that hill. If you're listening, Costco bakers,

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Speaker 3: this is for you. Be better.

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Speaker 1: Do you know that it's not like homemade in Costco.

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Speaker 1: They're all using the problem Brooks.

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Speaker 2: I don't think i'd blame the baby love the Muffins.

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Speaker 3: Now we gotta move on and get into the shock

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Speaker 3: collar question of the day with a man who started this,

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Speaker 3: Muffin Mass digital producer Jake You and Muffin pussing some

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Speaker 3: of a gun.

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Speaker 4: I feel like we just became like enemies.

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Speaker 7: We did.

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Speaker 3: How dare you bring this trash?

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Speaker 2: And I just threw it again, Karakee.

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Speaker 4: It's Steve Irwin Day. It's the one day year where

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Speaker 4: we all feel like hopping into a full khaki outfit

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Speaker 4: wrestling a twelve foot croc while shouting ain't she a butte?

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Speaker 4: But today we're honoring the life and legacy of the

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Speaker 4: legendary crocodile hunter by talking about all things Americans can't

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Speaker 4: get enough of when it comes to the land down Under.

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Speaker 4: Oh so that's why today, in honor of Steve Irwin,

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Speaker 4: we're doing a special Ozzy Azzy Azzy.

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Speaker 5: Oi Oi Oi edition of.

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Speaker 4: Benty of twenty. Now I have a list of the

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Speaker 4: top twenty things Americans love about Australia. Oh interesting, it

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Speaker 4: could be places, it could be lifestyle. It could be people.

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Speaker 4: The board is completely open to pick anything about what

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Speaker 4: Americans love the most about Australia and the aussis. Okay,

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Speaker 4: we'll start with the woman who accidentally took a trip

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Speaker 4: to Austria when she meant to go to Australia, and

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Speaker 4: her quote was, it's fine. They both have kangaroos and stuff. Right,

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Speaker 4: that's Alexis. Alexis top twenty things Americans love about Australians.

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Speaker 8: Speaking of kangaroos, I mean the kangaroos and the walls

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Speaker 4: So I say you, kangaroos is number three on my list.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna take Kowala's off the board. Ka is both

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Speaker 4: off the board. Let's go to Brook.

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Speaker 1: Is it bad that the first thing I just thought

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Speaker 1: of was like hot men, I don't know more. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: do I need to be more specific than attractive people?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm gonna need an attractive person.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna go with the Hemsworth brothers.

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Speaker 4: Brooke went with the Hemsworth That is what correct out.

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I have some other handsomer, beautiful Australians on here,

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Speaker 4: like maybe there's too many of them were over to Hosel.

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Speaker 5: I have my favorite Australian woman in my head.

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Speaker 2: Now you got Margot Robbie.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I would say there's probably easier ones you guys

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Speaker 4: could guess than individual Australia.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I know that, but I was saying, if she

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Speaker 6: got that wrong, it makes me just want to go

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Speaker 6: to something generic like the beaches.

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Speaker 4: The beaches of Australia. There is number four on my list.

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Speaker 4: Hot Bond Eye, white Haven, Gold Coast, plenty of nice beaches.

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Speaker 4: We totally knew all those names. All right, Jeff hike down,

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Speaker 4: you got an answer for me.

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Speaker 3: One good thing I will say about Australia is their

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Speaker 3: dessert Tim Tams, those chocolate covered biscuits. I would take

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Speaker 3: a Tim Tam over the new crappy Costco muffin any day.

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Speaker 3: Give me chocolate Tim Tams.

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Speaker 4: Jeffrey said, Tim Tams, that is the number six on

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Speaker 4: my list. They're actually really good. I have a picture

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Speaker 4: of them. I'm gonna pass it to not Jeff. We're

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Speaker 4: back to Alexis.

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Speaker 2: Isn't the reef there?

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Speaker 6: That's there?

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Speaker 3: Why did you say it? The lexus needs to come

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Speaker 3: up with the answers. It's okay, I was going to

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Speaker 3: say a great barrier, reef.

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Speaker 4: Okay, it's number two.

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Speaker 3: Over to you, I'm thinking tourists.

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Speaker 6: Tourists right now, be just first, next tourist if I've

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Speaker 2: I want to go see the Sydney Opera House.

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Speaker 4: Sydney Opera House is number eleven on my list, an

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Speaker 4: architectural marvel. Jeffrey, over to you.

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Speaker 3: I'm surprised we haven't just covered this. Everybody loves the

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Speaker 3: Australian accent, so give me Australian accent.

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Speaker 4: The Australian accent is the number one. We're thinking about women,

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Speaker 4: but not what comes.

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Speaker 3: Out of them.

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Speaker 1: That's how tired do you think they are of tourist

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Speaker 1: mimicking the accent?

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Speaker 9: There?

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Speaker 2: Alexis okay, is surfing there different than beaches?

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Speaker 3: Like?

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Speaker 2: Is that a separate cot?

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Speaker 4: I would say that's different.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm surfing.

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Speaker 4: Culture number nine on my list, very appealing to surf

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Speaker 4: over there, Jose, you I'm gonna go, Jose, said Margot Robbie.

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Speaker 9: That is.

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Speaker 4: Correct, not on my list, Jeffrey. Wrong here, Well, we have.

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Speaker 3: To get one person right from Australia that's on the list.

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Speaker 2: I think it's the most obvious one.

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Speaker 3: I think so too, And the movie Mulan Room really

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Speaker 3: did it for me. So give me Nicole Kidman, please.

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Speaker 4: Col kid is.

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Speaker 2: A weird way to get there.

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Speaker 3: Mulan Rouge, she's amazing.

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Speaker 4: She stars as Setene and has tuberculosis and Mulan Rouge

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Speaker 4: so hot, and she's number nineteen on my list. Oh

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Speaker 4: my god, you touch a consumption, Alexis, do you have anymore?

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna go very generally say the clubs.

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Speaker 4: The clubs like for field hockey, these are places.

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Speaker 8: We got the access to the hotment altogether in.

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Speaker 4: One face, Alexis said, Australian clubs. It's not the Unfortunately,

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Speaker 4: my greatest rival Jeffrey has one Today's edition up twenty

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Speaker 4: of twenty. Here's some of the things you guys missed

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Speaker 4: on the list. Number five out Back Adventures just out

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Speaker 4: back in general was on the list. The Curiosity Overmite

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Speaker 4: was number seven. Throwing a shrimp on the barbie made

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Speaker 4: the top ten frames barbecues Australian high If I said

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Speaker 4: shrimp on the barbie, I would have counted the other

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Speaker 4: Australian on the list besides the Cole Kidman, Hugh Jackman.

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Speaker 7: I was thinking.

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Speaker 4: The laid back lifestyle was fourteen, Boomerangs fifteen, the Australian

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Speaker 4: Open from tennis, Aussie slang seventeen, Crocodile Dundee was eighteen,

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Speaker 4: and Australian Coffee was number twenty. So very good.

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Speaker 2: They have really expensive.

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Speaker 4: YouTube.

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Speaker 3: Well, since I got the most right, I get to

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Speaker 3: choose to get shocked. They're going to be singing down

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Speaker 3: Under by the Australian band men at work and I'm

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Speaker 3: giving it to the costco cuck digital Jake Wow, of

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Speaker 3: course I can do.

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Speaker 1: That muffin that he brought for you is sitting in

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Speaker 1: the dust.

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Speaker 4: I come from a Londown. Its flow and Manchunda, did

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Speaker 4: I keep it going?

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Speaker 3: We're going to do a phone tap right after.

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Speaker 9: This freaking Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 3: Rolling right through November. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 3: And if you listened a few days ago, we have

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Speaker 3: an ongoing beef with Julia Louise Drive.

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Speaker 2: You can't have a beef when it's only one sided.

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Speaker 3: It's full beef at this point. So you know Elaine

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Speaker 3: from Steinfeld because her podcast was ranked two spots higher

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Speaker 3: than our Second Date podcast on Spotify. It should be

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Speaker 3: a problem. You can search it wherever you find your

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Speaker 3: podcast at Broken Jeffrey second Date updates. Now, there's been

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Speaker 3: an interesting development. For whatever reason, listeners have sprinted away

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Speaker 3: from Julia's fraudcast for she's like.

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Speaker 2: Talking to women about it.

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Speaker 3: Trashcast as I like to call it. And if you

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Speaker 3: didn't know, her podcast title is Wiser than Me? Could

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Speaker 3: you be more full of yourself? Julia, You're the wisest person.

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Speaker 3: I can't believe there's wiser people than me.

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Speaker 2: I think she's talking book.

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Speaker 3: I'm speaking book. I'm speaking for this show and our podcast.

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Speaker 3: If you want trump for all the other podcasts, go

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Speaker 3: right ahead. Julia has dropped five spots though since our

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Speaker 3: beef has started, because people finally saw through her bs

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Speaker 3: and I exposed her for the fourth flusher that she

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Speaker 3: really is.

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Speaker 1: You know, I think that we could share with.

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Speaker 3: Her is communism brook that everyone gets their equal parts

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Speaker 3: socialist exactly. As for us, where are we ranked now? Well,

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Speaker 3: we fall in three spots. So Julia is now sitting

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Speaker 3: at thirty and we're at thirty one. Oh my god,

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Speaker 3: who can lose faster between the two of us? That's

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Speaker 3: the new competition's tearing us apart trying.

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Speaker 4: To do one hundred.

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Speaker 1: I think that's still pretty sweet.

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Speaker 2: On the top comedy podcast.

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Speaker 3: Yah, trending down. At least we're still above the hawk

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Speaker 3: to a girl at thirty seven. But it's not looking good, Neil.

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Speaker 3: Neither of us are headed in the right direction. But

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Speaker 3: who is a podcast called Canadian finger Puppet Theater.

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Speaker 2: That actually sounds funny?

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Speaker 4: Really?

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Speaker 3: Do we have to start beef with some overly polite

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Speaker 3: Canadian puppets?

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Speaker 7: Now?

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Speaker 5: How do you know they're Maybe that's Jake.

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Speaker 3: I need you to start planting stories about how mister

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Speaker 3: Pinky was arrested behind a fetanol absolute.

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Speaker 3: Laser Stories coming up next. It's the radio segment that's

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Speaker 3: improving bathroom time with new Taco flavored toilet paper. Take

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Speaker 3: Whatever it is. Wipe your sadness away with laser Stories.

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Speaker 3: The segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,

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Speaker 3: just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.

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Speaker 3: story is out of California. A man named Reuben Tamarizarian

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Speaker 8: So many bear TikTok videos like in people's houses.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and it wasn't just his car. The bear managed

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Speaker 6: Bears got good and some of those luxury cars you

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Speaker 3: is out of toy Topia. A few months ago we

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Speaker 2: I'm glad fanfare.

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Speaker 3: They are My Little Pony. Yes, My Little Pony was

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Speaker 4: Dude?

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Speaker 2: It takes a lot time have these toys to get in.

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Speaker 2: I love that game. It's kind of like who know,

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Speaker 3: I didn't think it could be more boring than the

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Speaker 2: You guys should be sleeping on this game.

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Speaker 3: The ones that missed out were the board game Apples

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Speaker 4: Like a billion dollar industry.

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Speaker 2: I know, but who knows how to play that game?

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Speaker 3: I know everyone on this show is waiting for it.

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Speaker 3: Moo Dang, the viral am bouncing Baby Pygmy Hippa from

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Speaker 9: I Love It.

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Speaker 3: The Internet's favorite chubby animal released the track in four

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Speaker 3: and it's appropriately titled Moo Dang, Moo Dang.

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Speaker 4: Oh, I love it. I don't even hear it.

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Speaker 10: Mood ng Wing Blane Quing Wling Wing Ding Wling wood

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Speaker 5: Yes, she's viral.

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Speaker 3: Yes, and it's selling Moodang clothes, betting, and other merchandise

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Speaker 2: Boo boo, I'm listening to that song again.

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Speaker 3: The good is this? If you want that Moodang song,

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Speaker 3: the Brook and Jeffrey instant story. Just one week song

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Speaker 2: Bangs, Yes, Moodang, Moodang. Come on, that's pretty good.

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Speaker 3: Put it in rotation. His next ladies are stories out

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Speaker 3: of Computer Central. Every year, a company called nord pass

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Speaker 3: You probably shouldn't put the password though on the sack though,

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Speaker 3: But that Soundings Laser Stories has come to an end

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Speaker 9: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 3: The golden rule of the service industry is the customer

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Speaker 3: But just do what they say. And I have proof

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Speaker 3: Have you ever been in the service industry? It's Brook

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Speaker 2: I worked at Burger Heaven.

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Speaker 3: Does that then Burger place from in your hometown? Yeah,

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Speaker 3: Let's get to the list. Number seven. A customer once

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Speaker 3: I don't have any money. That's why I'm ordering it. Say, oh, boy, buddy,

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Speaker 3: No, my mom always took care of this.

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Speaker 3: salsa immediately if that was the case, and she looked

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00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:05,000
Speaker 3: at me straight in the eyes and replied, no, they're blended,

448
00:23:05,119 --> 00:23:05,960
Speaker 3: so it's okay.

449
00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:12,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, it would make it worse. Peanuts, but not peanut butter.

450
00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:15,280
Speaker 2: No oil, that's a blended stuff.

451
00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:18,719
Speaker 3: The pizza totally fine. Oh we're going over a survey

452
00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:21,880
Speaker 3: where people in the customer service industry shared the dumbest

453
00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:25,639
Speaker 3: things customers ever asked. Number four says I was working

454
00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:28,680
Speaker 3: at a Disney resort and a guest asked what time

455
00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:32,000
Speaker 3: they took the Epcot golf ball off of its base

456
00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:36,240
Speaker 3: and washed it in the lake in the World showcase.

457
00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:37,480
Speaker 2: That's really funny.

458
00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:40,080
Speaker 3: I can see them doing that, I said. I told

459
00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:42,879
Speaker 3: him that never happened because the golf ball was actually

460
00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:46,480
Speaker 3: a building that raised hundreds of tons. It had a

461
00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:49,439
Speaker 3: multi story attraction inside of it. It's actually designed to

462
00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:53,120
Speaker 3: be self cleaning from the frequent Central Florida rains. He

463
00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:56,199
Speaker 3: told me I was a liar and demanded to know

464
00:23:56,240 --> 00:23:58,640
Speaker 3: what time it happened because he wanted to go see it.

465
00:23:58,760 --> 00:23:59,840
Speaker 2: Touris are crazy.

466
00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:03,440
Speaker 1: My girlfriend worked in Yosemite National Park and she had

467
00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:08,080
Speaker 1: tourists ask her when they turned the waterfalls off. And

468
00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:10,760
Speaker 1: she also got asked how much cement it took to

469
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:11,560
Speaker 1: make half dome.

470
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:15,040
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, gosh, a lot.

471
00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:18,280
Speaker 3: Yes, I mean targe to measure that much cement. But

472
00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:22,280
Speaker 3: number three I worked at a bakery counter. One person

473
00:24:22,359 --> 00:24:25,600
Speaker 3: came in and asked for my recommendation. I said the

474
00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:28,879
Speaker 3: coconut cookies were really good, and she replied, oh no, no, no,

475
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:29,879
Speaker 3: nothing with nuts.

476
00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:36,200
Speaker 2: Oh coconut Okay, it could be a good.

477
00:24:36,119 --> 00:24:37,560
Speaker 7: Joke, you know what I mean?

478
00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:41,320
Speaker 3: It is pretty good. Number two former travel agent here.

479
00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:45,200
Speaker 3: I had a customer who wanted to get married in Lapland, Finland.

480
00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:49,280
Speaker 3: Totally doable. What wasn't so doable, however, is that she

481
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:53,080
Speaker 3: wanted to arrive at the ceremony on a sleigh pulled

482
00:24:53,119 --> 00:24:58,600
Speaker 3: by polar bears. When I explained the whole Apex predator thing,

483
00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:01,760
Speaker 3: she dead asked me if I could arrange for a

484
00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:05,240
Speaker 3: polar beard that had been declawed and had its teeth cork.

485
00:25:06,359 --> 00:25:09,320
Speaker 3: Needless to say, she did not end up booking with me.

486
00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:12,400
Speaker 2: She found somebody that could do the job.

487
00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:14,600
Speaker 6: Yeah, I do wish there was a polar ber out

488
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:16,040
Speaker 6: there with like dentures and a pedicure.

489
00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:18,680
Speaker 2: Is there's some pretty gruesome wedding pictures.

490
00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:22,879
Speaker 3: And the number one dumbest customer request from a recent

491
00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:26,600
Speaker 3: survey says I had a guy order a plane toasted

492
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:29,520
Speaker 3: bagel at a coffee shop I worked at. He told

493
00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:32,880
Speaker 3: me he wanted it heavily toasted, so I made sure

494
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:36,080
Speaker 3: it was nice and dark brown. Yeah, it wasn't good enough,

495
00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:39,320
Speaker 3: and he wanted me to toast it darker. So I

496
00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:41,720
Speaker 3: set the toaster to the highest setting and cooked another

497
00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:45,520
Speaker 3: bagel that came out nearly black. Still wasn't good enough,

498
00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:48,800
Speaker 3: is joking. So I ran the third bagel through the

499
00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:53,119
Speaker 3: toaster twice on the highest setting. It literally caught on fire.

500
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:56,840
Speaker 3: I brought him this charred, burnt husk of a bagel,

501
00:25:57,160 --> 00:26:00,600
Speaker 3: and he was finally happy. He walked away eating a

502
00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:03,840
Speaker 3: chunk of charcoal with cream cheese like it was the

503
00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:07,359
Speaker 3: best thing he's ever shoved into his face. To this day,

504
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:09,720
Speaker 3: I still don't understand.

505
00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:11,239
Speaker 8: I would appreciate someone who would take my foods down

506
00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:11,720
Speaker 8: to throw.

507
00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:14,560
Speaker 2: It out when I feelive. That's how alexis e's her

508
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:18,040
Speaker 2: steak for some reason. I'm not that bad.

509
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:21,359
Speaker 3: You know, those are the dumbest customer requests that people

510
00:26:21,359 --> 00:26:23,639
Speaker 3: have ever gotten texted to seventy five nine too, if

511
00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:27,280
Speaker 3: you can go dumber, because I know we care.

512
00:26:27,359 --> 00:26:28,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is our audience.

513
00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:30,840
Speaker 3: Of course we your phone tapp is coming up right.

514
00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:33,320
Speaker 9: After this, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

515
00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:36,719
Speaker 3: I'm sure you've been driving and you've seen these signs

516
00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:38,280
Speaker 3: around adopt a.

517
00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:42,159
Speaker 1: Highway people go and pick up garbage.

518
00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:44,000
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, a lot of companies do it so they

519
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,560
Speaker 3: can do volunteer work. Plus it's kind of free advertising,

520
00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:49,719
Speaker 3: like the stretch of roads sponsored by Applebee's.

521
00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:52,160
Speaker 2: People just care jeff too, we can go with that.

522
00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:55,439
Speaker 3: Yeah. So we call a woman who's in one of

523
00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:59,040
Speaker 3: those companies that does this, and her supervisor wanted to

524
00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:02,159
Speaker 3: play a prank on her by saying it's her turn

525
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:04,160
Speaker 3: to be in charge of the highway.

526
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:06,480
Speaker 2: What oh, just in charge of it now.

527
00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:08,960
Speaker 3: Normally it's just like cleaning up trash on the side

528
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:11,560
Speaker 3: of the road, but the stretch of highway that she

529
00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:15,439
Speaker 3: has to watch over is way different than anything she

530
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:24,880
Speaker 3: ever imagined. It's your phone tap right now. Hello, Hi,

531
00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:25,920
Speaker 3: is this Farrischool?

532
00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:28,679
Speaker 11: Yes, this is she.

533
00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:41,760
Speaker 6: Congratulations, you just adopted a highway. Yay, you're a highway mom.

534
00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:43,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, your boss Kaylen.

535
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:45,000
Speaker 6: She told us it's your division's turn to adopt our

536
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:46,639
Speaker 6: stretch of highway for the next six months.

537
00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:50,160
Speaker 3: Wait, who are you.

538
00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:52,919
Speaker 6: I'm the person that coordinates all the expectations for your

539
00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:58,720
Speaker 6: new adoptive road. Baby, Yay, that's what I call it. Yeah,

540
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:00,280
Speaker 6: because it's yours, your adopted it.

541
00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:03,879
Speaker 12: You knew about this, right, I mean, I know my

542
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:07,200
Speaker 12: company does to adopt a highway thing, but I mean

543
00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:09,440
Speaker 12: I didn't know I was in charge.

544
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:12,320
Speaker 5: Well, I guess they rotate, so lucky you.

545
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:13,320
Speaker 4: It's your turn.

546
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:13,600
Speaker 13: Now.

547
00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:15,679
Speaker 9: Hey, I know highway.

548
00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:18,000
Speaker 3: You're in highway.

549
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:19,680
Speaker 5: You're in your highway era.

550
00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:23,959
Speaker 12: What does that mean? I'm in my highway era? What

551
00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:24,600
Speaker 12: am I doing?

552
00:28:25,119 --> 00:28:25,640
Speaker 4: Let me help.

553
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:27,560
Speaker 6: You're going to be starting here in the next few days,

554
00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:29,399
Speaker 6: and we just got to make sure you're completely on

555
00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:30,120
Speaker 6: top of this.

556
00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:32,760
Speaker 3: Okay, deeds are important?

557
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:35,679
Speaker 12: Wait is hold on? Hold on, let me let me

558
00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:36,240
Speaker 12: grab a pen.

559
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:37,200
Speaker 3: Go ahead.

560
00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:39,640
Speaker 12: Oh my god, I can't believe my boss didn't even

561
00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:45,800
Speaker 12: tell me about this. Okay, Okay, what do I need

562
00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:46,040
Speaker 12: to know?

563
00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:46,640
Speaker 2: Okay?

564
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:50,200
Speaker 6: So, first thing, every mile marker needs to be hand

565
00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:53,160
Speaker 6: polished once a week for visibility, and we recommend a

566
00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:55,800
Speaker 6: microfibercloth and lemon pledge.

567
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:59,840
Speaker 3: Specifically, that's oddly specific.

568
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:02,040
Speaker 6: Yeah, it has to be lemon pledged, like in case

569
00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:03,200
Speaker 6: a hitchhiker walks by it.

570
00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:04,200
Speaker 5: We have to have.

571
00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:09,080
Speaker 3: Them notice it. Why? Why Because in.

572
00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:12,560
Speaker 6: Twenty eighteen, Car and Driver magazine ranked as seventeenth for

573
00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:14,360
Speaker 6: the best smelling highway markers.

574
00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:14,840
Speaker 3: Yeah.

575
00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:20,080
Speaker 6: Yeah, they're smiling like they're laman, but they're definitely not lambing.

576
00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:24,720
Speaker 3: Not as excited as I am.

577
00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:27,240
Speaker 12: I'm gonna be honest, but I've never heard of anything

578
00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:29,040
Speaker 12: like that, and it just sounds ridiculous.

579
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:32,240
Speaker 3: Oh, trust me, it's super important. Also, you will be

580
00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:34,680
Speaker 3: expected to host a birthday party for the highway next month.

581
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:36,640
Speaker 12: Are you kidding me?

582
00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:37,960
Speaker 3: I'm serious.

583
00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:38,560
Speaker 4: She turns.

584
00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:42,360
Speaker 6: Forty seven balloons and cake for the volunteers are mandatory.

585
00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:45,640
Speaker 12: I was under the impression that this program was like,

586
00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:48,360
Speaker 12: you go out there two or three times a year

587
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:49,880
Speaker 12: and pick up some trash.

588
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:51,640
Speaker 6: Okay, you know, some people just don't get it, and

589
00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:52,960
Speaker 6: obviously you don't, so listen.

590
00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:56,080
Speaker 3: Just let me take a breath. Okay, you want to

591
00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:56,720
Speaker 3: take a breath too.

592
00:29:57,480 --> 00:29:59,400
Speaker 12: I was hoping you'd say we're.

593
00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:01,680
Speaker 7: Done, not even close.

594
00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:04,600
Speaker 6: We've assigned you twenty three squirrels as part of your

595
00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:06,320
Speaker 6: Highway Ecosystem Care program.

596
00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:08,000
Speaker 3: You don't need.

597
00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:12,880
Speaker 6: Food and occasionally counseling if traffic stresses them out squirrels.

598
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:14,280
Speaker 12: I have to take care of squirrels.

599
00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:17,480
Speaker 6: You get to take care of cute little squirrels.

600
00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:19,120
Speaker 5: What's the problem here, I'm sorry?

601
00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:21,920
Speaker 6: Is there an issue? Are you an animal hater? You

602
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:23,920
Speaker 6: cannot be an animal hater and adopt a highway?

603
00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:24,440
Speaker 14: Okay.

604
00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:27,520
Speaker 12: I love animals, but I didn't know that adopt the

605
00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:30,360
Speaker 12: highway would entail me being in charge of squirrels.

606
00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:32,880
Speaker 6: Actually, it's part of your job. I'm sorry, it's part

607
00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:34,920
Speaker 6: of your life now. So just make sure to email

608
00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:37,000
Speaker 6: me every week tell me if you see a stressed

609
00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:38,360
Speaker 6: out squirrel and we'll go from there.

610
00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:40,040
Speaker 12: I can help every week.

611
00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:42,480
Speaker 6: Yeah, and I'm just warning you. Number nine has had

612
00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:43,880
Speaker 6: some abandonment issues.

613
00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:45,800
Speaker 3: So be on the lookout. Oh my god, really quickly.

614
00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:47,480
Speaker 6: And sometimes he sucks as a little squirrel thumb.

615
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:49,280
Speaker 12: What you're asking me to do?

616
00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:49,520
Speaker 3: This?

617
00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:51,520
Speaker 12: This is a lot, yeah.

618
00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:54,200
Speaker 5: Exactly as a party, okay.

619
00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:59,280
Speaker 6: And you get to do decorations. You can decorate the highway,

620
00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:02,920
Speaker 6: especially for halla days like our birthday and Flag Day

621
00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:05,200
Speaker 6: and National trynic on Appreciation Day. That was hard to

622
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:07,960
Speaker 6: fit into the song, but you're super.

623
00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:12,560
Speaker 13: Down right, I'm super not your boss, Caitlin said you

624
00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:14,960
Speaker 13: would be down for all of this, including the prank

625
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,640
Speaker 13: phone call, and you would be such a good sport.

626
00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:20,000
Speaker 13: She said what she said that you were just told

627
00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:23,000
Speaker 13: something about adopt a highway for the company, and we

628
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,200
Speaker 13: should frank phone call you because this is actually Jose

629
00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:31,720
Speaker 13: for Brick and Jeffrey and you have phone.

630
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:34,240
Speaker 6: Tap and it's a freaking phone tap and they're the

631
00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:35,240
Speaker 6: best phone tap.

632
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:36,960
Speaker 5: We do them on the highway.

633
00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:38,760
Speaker 6: I do this on the highway.

634
00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:42,200
Speaker 5: Oh the music, stop the music. Yeah, I know, I

635
00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:44,200
Speaker 5: got I got excited. Did you at least like the

636
00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:44,840
Speaker 5: brank phone call?

637
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:46,760
Speaker 10: It was pretty good.

638
00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:49,479
Speaker 6: Would you consider adopting a squirrel that can suck its

639
00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:50,000
Speaker 6: own thumb?

640
00:31:51,640 --> 00:31:51,800
Speaker 4: No?

641
00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:52,280
Speaker 12: Thank you?

642
00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:52,920
Speaker 4: Wow?

643
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:54,120
Speaker 3: You really hate animals.

644
00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:55,040
Speaker 5: We got to hang up on you.

645
00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:56,000
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry.

646
00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:02,080
Speaker 9: Wake up Every morning was fum taps weekday mornings on

647
00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:05,120
Speaker 9: the twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

648
00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:09,520
Speaker 3: After you say something stupid to your crush, how many

649
00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:13,200
Speaker 3: times do you replay that horrible moment back in your head?

650
00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:15,240
Speaker 4: Well, it's a lot to.

651
00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:17,000
Speaker 3: Remember, man, so not me a lot.

652
00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:21,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, j whod dates I remember?

653
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:26,360
Speaker 3: But it's just like over and over years, like seventy

654
00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:29,360
Speaker 3: years from now, you're gonna be on your deathbed saying

655
00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:33,840
Speaker 3: why did I say that to Edna? I'm such a fool.

656
00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:35,080
Speaker 2: You're not wrong, Jeff.

657
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:37,960
Speaker 3: That's exactly the headspace one of our listeners is in

658
00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:42,440
Speaker 3: right now because he accidentally blurted out something so stupid

659
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:45,960
Speaker 3: it might be the cringiest moment of his entire life.

660
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:50,520
Speaker 3: We're going to live his embarrassing moment together and try

661
00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:52,800
Speaker 3: to fix it with your brand new second date update

662
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:58,120
Speaker 3: right after this second date update. If you're a guy,

663
00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:01,000
Speaker 3: you go out on a good date with lady and

664
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,480
Speaker 3: then at the end of the night you're too nervous

665
00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:06,880
Speaker 3: or just forget to ask her about a second one. Oh,

666
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:08,840
Speaker 3: what's your next course of action?

667
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:09,240
Speaker 9: There?

668
00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:14,360
Speaker 3: You send her a simp text like Hey, I like you?

669
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:16,320
Speaker 2: Why is that.

670
00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:22,520
Speaker 3: We should talk again? Sometimes you text that's not super simp, No,

671
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:27,880
Speaker 3: it's not. Do you call her ago and like beautiful?

672
00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:31,440
Speaker 3: Do you call her fifteen times at her work and

673
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:34,360
Speaker 3: demand she pick up the phone because you two have

674
00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:35,640
Speaker 3: unfinished business.

675
00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:37,720
Speaker 10: Now we're talking, and this is the business you have

676
00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:38,320
Speaker 10: to answer.

677
00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:40,480
Speaker 2: Is that the real man in you talking right now?

678
00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:40,959
Speaker 10: Yeah?

679
00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:43,840
Speaker 3: I mean I personally I would say both those options

680
00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:44,400
Speaker 3: are cringe.

681
00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:46,080
Speaker 2: Oh, thank god.

682
00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:49,640
Speaker 3: But maybe not as cringe as what our listener Daily did. Oh,

683
00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:54,200
Speaker 3: you're already, and it could be contributing to why this

684
00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:57,680
Speaker 3: girl has been avoiding him lately. So Daily, before we

685
00:33:57,760 --> 00:34:00,160
Speaker 3: get to what you did, you need to say the

686
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:02,400
Speaker 3: scene for us. Tell us how you met this woman

687
00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:03,680
Speaker 3: and what her name is.

688
00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:05,520
Speaker 7: Well, her name's Crewdett.

689
00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:06,840
Speaker 2: That's cool.

690
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:10,040
Speaker 7: We met on a bicycle factory tour.

691
00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:11,839
Speaker 5: What did you just say?

692
00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:14,040
Speaker 3: Bicycle factory tour.

693
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:15,879
Speaker 2: It's a thing I signed up.

694
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:19,960
Speaker 7: There's one in my city. There's like a big bicycle factory,

695
00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:22,080
Speaker 7: but it's like right next to a brewery, so you

696
00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:25,920
Speaker 7: can like go have some drinks, go look at bikes drunk,

697
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:27,920
Speaker 7: and then basically go back and have drinks.

698
00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:30,640
Speaker 6: So you get to go do stuff, but observe how

699
00:34:30,640 --> 00:34:32,359
Speaker 6: all the stuff you're doing was made.

700
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:37,720
Speaker 2: That's so fun. And beers and bikes just go so together.

701
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:42,040
Speaker 8: A lot of bike and beer bars shouldn't be because

702
00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:43,239
Speaker 8: you shouldn't.

703
00:34:43,239 --> 00:34:45,960
Speaker 3: Those probably aren't hobbies that go together very well, but

704
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:46,479
Speaker 3: it's fun.

705
00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:47,360
Speaker 4: Helmet on.

706
00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:50,239
Speaker 3: There you go. You were already taking a tour there

707
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:50,960
Speaker 3: and met her.

708
00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:53,720
Speaker 7: Yeah, my friends and I kind of hit the brewery

709
00:34:53,719 --> 00:34:56,279
Speaker 7: and then we were doing the tour, and then in

710
00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:59,880
Speaker 7: the group of the tour Crewdett was with her mom,

711
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:03,080
Speaker 7: but we all kind of just like started joking around

712
00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:05,440
Speaker 7: with each other, like joking with her mom, joking with her.

713
00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:07,760
Speaker 7: We were like became like a group of friends. Basically,

714
00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:09,120
Speaker 7: Oh my god, I.

715
00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:11,439
Speaker 2: Bet her mom is eating this up. Oh yeah, dude.

716
00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:14,640
Speaker 2: If a guy ever hit on me with my mom present,

717
00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:15,239
Speaker 2: my mom's like.

718
00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:18,480
Speaker 8: My mom's vacation is with a group of young guys.

719
00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:19,960
Speaker 2: She immediately texted.

720
00:35:19,719 --> 00:35:23,080
Speaker 3: Me I thought would swoop in on the guys.

721
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:24,840
Speaker 2: She doesn't give me details.

722
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:28,040
Speaker 3: So at any point are you able to just be

723
00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:30,080
Speaker 3: alone with just crudette?

724
00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:32,120
Speaker 7: It gets to that. So like at the end of

725
00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:34,440
Speaker 7: the tour, I didn't want to like stop hanging out,

726
00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:36,200
Speaker 7: so I was like, Hey, let's go back over to

727
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:39,359
Speaker 7: the brewery, you know what I mean. And we were

728
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:41,480
Speaker 7: all there for probably like a half hour, and then

729
00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:45,120
Speaker 7: her mom had like an appointment or something, and I

730
00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:48,560
Speaker 7: didn't want to just like ask her in front of

731
00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:52,520
Speaker 7: her mom and my friends. So like as they were leaving,

732
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:54,359
Speaker 7: it kind of like dawned on me, like I have

733
00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:55,640
Speaker 7: to do something right now.

734
00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:58,560
Speaker 3: You'll never see her pop the tires on mom, Sorry,

735
00:35:58,800 --> 00:35:59,239
Speaker 3: can't leave.

736
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:02,120
Speaker 7: Wait, well I didn't do that.

737
00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:05,120
Speaker 3: That's what was your genius idea.

738
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:07,839
Speaker 7: So I actually just ran out to the parking lot

739
00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:11,840
Speaker 7: and I basically asked her mom if her daughter could stay,

740
00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:13,280
Speaker 7: because I really liked.

741
00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:19,279
Speaker 2: Can't ask you for a playdates?

742
00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:23,279
Speaker 5: Because it's still bold, Yes that.

743
00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:28,240
Speaker 3: The parents respectful, old school. What did mom say?

744
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:31,359
Speaker 7: Her mom was cool with it. She was cool with it,

745
00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:33,640
Speaker 7: so she came back inside. We were hanging out, and

746
00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:36,120
Speaker 7: my friends kind of got the vibe that me and

747
00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:38,200
Speaker 7: her were really hitting it off. So like one by

748
00:36:38,239 --> 00:36:40,920
Speaker 7: one they started to leave to as we continued to

749
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:42,439
Speaker 7: hang out, they.

750
00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:44,520
Speaker 6: Had to figure it out, like, come on, here's my wingman.

751
00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:47,279
Speaker 8: You leave, You've got to stay for a little in

752
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:47,959
Speaker 8: case it goes bad.

753
00:36:49,239 --> 00:36:51,360
Speaker 2: This is actually really adorable.

754
00:36:51,160 --> 00:36:52,040
Speaker 4: So this is super cute.

755
00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:53,160
Speaker 6: What happened next?

756
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:53,799
Speaker 7: Or was that?

757
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:54,160
Speaker 3: It?

758
00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:55,000
Speaker 4: So like?

759
00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:56,920
Speaker 7: It was just us for the rest of the time.

760
00:36:57,040 --> 00:36:59,000
Speaker 7: We had a kiss at the end of the night.

761
00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:00,680
Speaker 4: Wow.

762
00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:01,719
Speaker 7: Yeah.

763
00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:03,520
Speaker 3: We started this by saying that there was a big

764
00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:05,680
Speaker 3: embarrassing moment. None of this sounds embarrassing.

765
00:37:06,239 --> 00:37:06,680
Speaker 4: What the hell?

766
00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:07,359
Speaker 2: That's right?

767
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:09,320
Speaker 7: Oh, I'm getting to that because I got her number,

768
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:14,160
Speaker 7: so I called her. She didn't answer, and I I

769
00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:17,800
Speaker 7: should have never left a voicemail because I just started rambling,

770
00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:21,520
Speaker 7: oh God, basically that I think I love you in

771
00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:22,120
Speaker 7: the voice.

772
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:25,160
Speaker 2: How did that come out of your mouth?

773
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:27,040
Speaker 7: It just flipped.

774
00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:30,000
Speaker 3: I don't know you were you drunk from the brewery?

775
00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:33,880
Speaker 7: No, this is like the next day, Oh God, I love.

776
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:35,239
Speaker 3: Drunk from the brewery.

777
00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:38,640
Speaker 2: You use it like a man, I love you, you know?

778
00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:41,479
Speaker 6: Or sometimes I could just be more like like.

779
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:45,120
Speaker 7: No, I said it like I had such a great time.

780
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:47,960
Speaker 7: We just have so much in common. I think I

781
00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:48,520
Speaker 7: love you.

782
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:52,319
Speaker 2: And then wow, I didn't even go on the date,

783
00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:54,160
Speaker 2: and that's like hard for me.

784
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:57,399
Speaker 5: Yes, she liked you and had a great time.

785
00:37:57,440 --> 00:37:59,319
Speaker 6: That's intimidating for anyone to hear.

786
00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:02,919
Speaker 1: I called back immediately and left another voice woke because

787
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:05,120
Speaker 1: I'm terrible at this stuff, and been like, I didn't

788
00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:05,560
Speaker 1: mean that.

789
00:38:07,239 --> 00:38:09,400
Speaker 3: Alexis. If a guy does this to you, says I

790
00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:10,919
Speaker 3: love you, is it over?

791
00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:13,360
Speaker 8: You can't even call after a first date. That's weird

792
00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:15,920
Speaker 8: in the first time, the same day that is so strange.

793
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:19,280
Speaker 3: The next day, yike.

794
00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:22,160
Speaker 2: So she knows all this. I feel sad for him.

795
00:38:22,239 --> 00:38:24,880
Speaker 3: She hasn't responded at all since that voicemail.

796
00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:28,600
Speaker 7: No, and I'm and I wanted to call again, but

797
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:30,320
Speaker 7: like I thought, like I would just make it worse.

798
00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:32,480
Speaker 7: So I've just been like waiting, and it just the

799
00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:34,920
Speaker 7: longer that goes on she doesn't call me back, the

800
00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:36,200
Speaker 7: worst I feel about it.

801
00:38:36,520 --> 00:38:38,279
Speaker 2: Here's a question, when we get her on the phone,

802
00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:39,920
Speaker 2: do we even bring it up? Do you know what

803
00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:40,160
Speaker 2: I mean?

804
00:38:40,239 --> 00:38:42,440
Speaker 1: Is it better to just ignore it and pretend like

805
00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:43,280
Speaker 1: it didn't happen.

806
00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:45,160
Speaker 3: You know what, some people never check their voicemails.

807
00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:47,799
Speaker 8: I always read, I always read the transcript. I don't listen,

808
00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:49,560
Speaker 8: But maybe the transcript didn't say love.

809
00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:52,200
Speaker 6: I don't get the transcript every time, so she could

810
00:38:52,239 --> 00:38:55,040
Speaker 6: have just literally never listened to its.

811
00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:57,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're all hoping for that that maybe she never

812
00:38:57,760 --> 00:39:00,440
Speaker 3: even knew this ever happened. We're gonna find when we

813
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:02,920
Speaker 3: call crew debt for you and try and get you

814
00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:08,600
Speaker 3: your second date update, it better lighting the blow coming

815
00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:14,040
Speaker 3: up right after this second date update. Welcome back to

816
00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:16,520
Speaker 3: your second date updates, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,

817
00:39:16,719 --> 00:39:19,600
Speaker 3: and we've been discussing off the air and on the

818
00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:23,040
Speaker 3: air previously. Should we bring up the voicemail that our

819
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:27,200
Speaker 3: listener Daily left for crew debt after their first meet up,

820
00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:30,880
Speaker 3: because he dropped in I love you in the middle

821
00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:33,560
Speaker 3: of the message, or.

822
00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:35,680
Speaker 5: Did he I don't know, Daily, did you mean to.

823
00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:38,719
Speaker 7: I don't think so. I don't know. It just kind

824
00:39:38,719 --> 00:39:42,120
Speaker 7: of slipped out. Maybe I subconsciously meant it. I'm not sure.

825
00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:48,960
Speaker 1: That's even sweeter response, but it feels for him sweeter.

826
00:39:49,080 --> 00:39:50,080
Speaker 6: She feels the same way.

827
00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:51,840
Speaker 10: It's creepy if I.

828
00:39:51,719 --> 00:39:54,040
Speaker 2: Know, nobody feels the same way after dy.

829
00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:57,400
Speaker 3: So we're trying to figure out what the reason is

830
00:39:57,400 --> 00:40:00,719
Speaker 3: and decided our best game plan is probably believe, don't

831
00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:01,440
Speaker 3: mention it.

832
00:40:01,719 --> 00:40:04,160
Speaker 1: Unless I mean, she'll bring it up. If it's we

833
00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:05,520
Speaker 1: don't know what's happening.

834
00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:09,080
Speaker 3: Let's say that she does bring it up. Let's not

835
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:10,680
Speaker 3: make excuses for him.

836
00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:11,520
Speaker 2: What do we do.

837
00:40:11,719 --> 00:40:15,799
Speaker 3: Let's just lean in and tell her Daily only said

838
00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:18,279
Speaker 3: that because you got drunk at the brewery and said

839
00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:25,279
Speaker 3: it to him first. It's happen.

840
00:40:25,360 --> 00:40:28,160
Speaker 1: That's exactly what that is.

841
00:40:28,239 --> 00:40:31,800
Speaker 2: That's gaslighting her doing that. It's not super popular with women.

842
00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:32,400
Speaker 4: I don't.

843
00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:36,279
Speaker 3: Fan, but if at the end of the day you

844
00:40:36,320 --> 00:40:39,120
Speaker 3: fall in love, then it's worth it.

845
00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:42,000
Speaker 2: Just a whole lifetime of gaslighting, I mean.

846
00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:43,080
Speaker 7: There's better than nothing.

847
00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:45,759
Speaker 4: I guess no, that's a response.

848
00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:50,799
Speaker 3: Let's just hope it doesn't come up at all, and

849
00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:54,240
Speaker 3: it's something totally unrelated to the voicemail. Maybe she hasn't

850
00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:55,799
Speaker 3: even heard Its.

851
00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:57,320
Speaker 2: Not that drunk at the brewery. She's gonna know.

852
00:40:57,480 --> 00:40:59,160
Speaker 3: J Just well, let's find out. I'm going to dial

853
00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:01,040
Speaker 3: her number right now. We'll see if she picks up.

854
00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:11,640
Speaker 3: Here we go, Hello, Hey, is this Crudette?

855
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:15,280
Speaker 15: Yeah?

856
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:20,160
Speaker 3: Hey, we're a morning radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey.

857
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:21,240
Speaker 2: Welcome to the show.

858
00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:23,680
Speaker 3: Hi.

859
00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:26,960
Speaker 6: Do you know your name means tiny Italian sushi?

860
00:41:27,239 --> 00:41:27,600
Speaker 2: Okay?

861
00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:29,280
Speaker 3: Does it? I just say I CRUDEO.

862
00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:30,879
Speaker 6: It was bugging me so on the break, I.

863
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:33,000
Speaker 2: Was like, her name isn't crude crudette?

864
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:36,319
Speaker 6: So a crude cruett would be a small piece of

865
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:38,040
Speaker 6: Italian Okay.

866
00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:40,920
Speaker 3: That's cool. We're not just calling to tell you what

867
00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:43,760
Speaker 3: your name means, though we have. We do have another purpose.

868
00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:46,200
Speaker 7: I got into it, okay.

869
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:49,960
Speaker 3: Because one of our listeners reached out saying he's been

870
00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:53,080
Speaker 3: trying to get a hold of you and has not

871
00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:56,080
Speaker 3: been able to arrange a second meetup after you two

872
00:41:56,719 --> 00:41:58,360
Speaker 3: hung out at a brewery together.

873
00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:01,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like such a fun night.

874
00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:02,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, his name is Daily.

875
00:42:03,719 --> 00:42:06,440
Speaker 15: Oh wow, okay, wow.

876
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:10,200
Speaker 3: That's what this is about. What's called the second date update?

877
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:12,120
Speaker 2: Oh my god, has your mom been bugging you to

878
00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:14,440
Speaker 2: call him? My mom would be.

879
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:19,080
Speaker 3: So yes, We just we want to know less about

880
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:22,440
Speaker 3: your mom and more about you and how you fell.

881
00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:25,920
Speaker 3: We'll get to your mom and her feelings later. We

882
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:29,680
Speaker 3: want to know what you thought about your hangout with Daily.

883
00:42:31,719 --> 00:42:33,640
Speaker 11: I mean the hang out was cool and you know,

884
00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:35,279
Speaker 11: like we had we had a good time.

885
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:39,480
Speaker 3: Huh, yes, those feelings.

886
00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:41,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, what did you think when he came to the

887
00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:43,440
Speaker 1: car and like you're in the car with your mom

888
00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:45,600
Speaker 1: and he like chased you guys down to get you

889
00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:46,520
Speaker 1: to stay.

890
00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:49,960
Speaker 11: I mean that was a little little intense, but honestly,

891
00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:54,320
Speaker 11: like six feet but uh, it did get a little crazy.

892
00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:57,640
Speaker 11: I don't know the night did No, the night was fine.

893
00:42:57,680 --> 00:43:01,320
Speaker 11: But did you tell your guys with the voice?

894
00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:01,719
Speaker 7: Yeah?

895
00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:04,440
Speaker 3: Not voicemail?

896
00:43:04,719 --> 00:43:04,959
Speaker 11: Jeff?

897
00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:06,879
Speaker 3: What's that?

898
00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:09,160
Speaker 2: What about the voicemail is maybe a good question?

899
00:43:09,640 --> 00:43:13,799
Speaker 3: Sorry, I don't know what is voicemail? Explain this.

900
00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:18,759
Speaker 15: It's the thing where you call somebody and they don't

901
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:21,160
Speaker 15: answer and they's a message.

902
00:43:21,239 --> 00:43:22,279
Speaker 3: Why would anybody do that?

903
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:27,000
Speaker 15: Yeah, you really tell him something. Huh, And like, honestly,

904
00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:29,279
Speaker 15: I was not expecting it at all.

905
00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:31,719
Speaker 1: You were expecting him to call you or you weren't

906
00:43:31,719 --> 00:43:33,040
Speaker 1: expecting to hear what he said?

907
00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:35,799
Speaker 15: No, no, no, I figured he'd call me, like we

908
00:43:35,840 --> 00:43:37,719
Speaker 15: had a good time, Like why would he call me?

909
00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:40,600
Speaker 15: He actually told me he loved me?

910
00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:47,399
Speaker 3: Are you sure? Maybe you misheard that. Maybe he said

911
00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:50,239
Speaker 3: something else like I love you, yes, yeah, because there's

912
00:43:50,239 --> 00:43:53,120
Speaker 3: gloves at the bike factory. I love food.

913
00:43:53,239 --> 00:43:54,040
Speaker 2: Maybe that was it.

914
00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:57,000
Speaker 3: I love food, you know, is that possible.

915
00:43:57,960 --> 00:43:59,719
Speaker 11: I'm pretty sure he said I love you?

916
00:44:00,719 --> 00:44:02,520
Speaker 2: Okay, how did you receive that?

917
00:44:03,239 --> 00:44:06,279
Speaker 15: So it was super intense, but not for the reason

918
00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:09,200
Speaker 15: you think, Like, I don't even know how to describe this.

919
00:44:10,239 --> 00:44:14,680
Speaker 15: But the crazy thing is is that I I kind

920
00:44:14,719 --> 00:44:15,720
Speaker 15: of feel the same way.

921
00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:23,920
Speaker 3: What How did I not expect that you reciprocate those feelings?

922
00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:24,680
Speaker 2: Shut up?

923
00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:28,960
Speaker 15: Yeah, I mean I know it's crazy and like calling

924
00:44:29,080 --> 00:44:36,359
Speaker 15: him then, Look, the guy called me yesterday, Yes, yesterday, yeah, and.

925
00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:38,000
Speaker 16: I've been trying to figure out how to say it back.

926
00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:41,600
Speaker 15: I mean, this is crazy. Oh god, you nine percent.

927
00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:43,719
Speaker 11: Of the time I would be totally creeped out, you know,

928
00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:44,440
Speaker 11: like you don't just.

929
00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:47,120
Speaker 15: Tells many love them after one hangout.

930
00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:50,560
Speaker 4: This is so cute.

931
00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:54,000
Speaker 5: Okay, we're forgetting that it hasn't been that long already.

932
00:44:54,239 --> 00:44:58,920
Speaker 1: Following up the same page, Oh my god, your mom is.

933
00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:00,520
Speaker 2: Going to take credit for this.

934
00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:02,480
Speaker 15: I honestly haven't told her any of this.

935
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:04,880
Speaker 2: Are the first people that you're telling this to?

936
00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:07,839
Speaker 15: I mean, I you know, I do have a best

937
00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:08,920
Speaker 15: friend that I tell everything to.

938
00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:11,680
Speaker 3: But you second, well, I know you think that you've

939
00:45:11,719 --> 00:45:14,840
Speaker 3: only told a couple people that, but you've actually told

940
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:18,719
Speaker 3: a third person and it's daily because he is on

941
00:45:18,840 --> 00:45:21,120
Speaker 3: the other line right now listening to this conversation.

942
00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:24,680
Speaker 11: Oh my god, are you serious?

943
00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:27,480
Speaker 3: Daily?

944
00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:34,160
Speaker 11: By hid.

945
00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:40,760
Speaker 7: So, are you saying you feel strongly about me? Also,

946
00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:44,160
Speaker 7: she didn't say it feels strongly?

947
00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:46,880
Speaker 15: Yeah.

948
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:49,400
Speaker 11: I know this is insane.

949
00:45:49,560 --> 00:45:51,880
Speaker 15: I know it is, but I I you know you

950
00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:56,200
Speaker 15: sometimes you just get a feeling and honestly, like I

951
00:45:56,200 --> 00:45:57,160
Speaker 15: I think I love you too.

952
00:45:58,480 --> 00:45:58,760
Speaker 7: Wow.

953
00:45:58,960 --> 00:45:59,840
Speaker 2: She said that so fast.

954
00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:03,239
Speaker 12: I guess that is a lot.

955
00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:03,760
Speaker 16: Wow.

956
00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:08,920
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, Daily, How does it feel to hear her

957
00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:09,600
Speaker 3: say that to you?

958
00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:13,480
Speaker 7: I don't know, it just it kind of feels off.

959
00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:17,600
Speaker 7: It feels just different from when I said it.

960
00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:20,520
Speaker 1: Is it like, is it kind of freaky to you

961
00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:21,160
Speaker 1: too much?

962
00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:23,000
Speaker 15: What are you talking about?

963
00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:27,239
Speaker 7: I don't know, it just it just felt better when

964
00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:29,520
Speaker 7: I said it, but then hearing it, it just it

965
00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:33,600
Speaker 7: hit my ear just differently than I thought it would.

966
00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:36,640
Speaker 3: Maybe it's because she said it fast.

967
00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:40,080
Speaker 1: That she wants to get married to you. She's just

968
00:46:40,239 --> 00:46:42,680
Speaker 1: trying to say what you said.

969
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:45,440
Speaker 7: Yeah, I know, I know, I know. It's just a

970
00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:48,560
Speaker 7: lot for me to take in right now. Honestly, it.

971
00:46:55,320 --> 00:46:57,360
Speaker 3: Is it Maybe because it was said on the radio,

972
00:46:57,600 --> 00:47:00,480
Speaker 3: is that why? Like maybe the setting wasn't perfect for it,

973
00:47:01,640 --> 00:47:04,360
Speaker 3: for this a little forced Yeah, yeah.

974
00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:06,239
Speaker 7: I didn't want to use that word, but yeah, I

975
00:47:06,239 --> 00:47:08,680
Speaker 7: guess on the radio is kind of like different because

976
00:47:08,719 --> 00:47:11,920
Speaker 7: again I just built this moment up to something. Yeah,

977
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:13,560
Speaker 7: I think bigger than it ever could have been.

978
00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:15,839
Speaker 1: No matter what she said, I mean, no matter what,

979
00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:18,200
Speaker 1: you guys have an amazing connection. I think that's what

980
00:47:18,239 --> 00:47:19,279
Speaker 1: you should concentrate on.

981
00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:22,799
Speaker 3: Like the L word is a lot like and maybe crude.

982
00:47:22,960 --> 00:47:24,879
Speaker 3: You just need to say it again one more time

983
00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:27,719
Speaker 3: because now the shock has worn off. Now it'll really

984
00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:29,000
Speaker 3: choke in and you'll.

985
00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:29,520
Speaker 7: Feel it good.

986
00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:31,439
Speaker 15: I think I'm good on the L word for now.

987
00:47:31,520 --> 00:47:33,880
Speaker 3: Are and I feel good this time.

988
00:47:34,239 --> 00:47:35,040
Speaker 2: It was a smart call.

989
00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:37,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, Aleis is gonna have to leave the room because

990
00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:40,960
Speaker 1: it said too many times usually has an allergic reaction.

991
00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:43,080
Speaker 3: All right, Well, maybe you guys save it for when

992
00:47:43,120 --> 00:47:45,120
Speaker 3: you see each other in person again, and we'd love

993
00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:48,160
Speaker 3: to arrange that meeting and we'll pay for it.

994
00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:51,040
Speaker 15: I mean, I am, and if you.

995
00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:54,160
Speaker 3: Are, well, I'm not going out with you. It's gonna

996
00:47:54,160 --> 00:47:55,680
Speaker 3: be Daily.

997
00:47:56,960 --> 00:47:59,840
Speaker 2: You have to go out again. You guys are so cute.

998
00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:01,839
Speaker 4: I'd be cool with it.

999
00:48:01,920 --> 00:48:03,680
Speaker 7: I don't know. It just might be weird now that

1000
00:48:03,719 --> 00:48:05,600
Speaker 7: we set all this on the radio, but like we

1001
00:48:05,640 --> 00:48:06,839
Speaker 7: could totally hang out again.

1002
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:12,919
Speaker 3: Sure, it doesn't feel as as heartwarming anymore from Daily's.

1003
00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:14,279
Speaker 2: Part, nor that part. I need some love in my

1004
00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:14,880
Speaker 2: life right now.

1005
00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:18,239
Speaker 3: Okay, I guess I can understand, like can kind of

1006
00:48:18,320 --> 00:48:20,880
Speaker 3: romanticize it in your head, build up what the moment

1007
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:23,920
Speaker 3: is gonna be like, and then it's just a total letdown.

1008
00:48:23,960 --> 00:48:25,560
Speaker 3: And that's kind of what true love is.

1009
00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:26,960
Speaker 9: What so.

1010
00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:31,799
Speaker 3: Brook, you're living it right now, the total letdown, true love.

1011
00:48:32,760 --> 00:48:34,120
Speaker 3: That's why you're so desperate for.

1012
00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:41,520
Speaker 5: It, said, I need this, that's what the world. Shut up,

1013
00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:42,680
Speaker 5: give me another bump.

1014
00:48:42,440 --> 00:48:47,600
Speaker 3: Of loove, so we'd like to facilitate that again daily.

1015
00:48:47,640 --> 00:48:48,560
Speaker 3: You're you're up for it?

1016
00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:49,080
Speaker 7: Yeah?

1017
00:48:49,160 --> 00:48:53,840
Speaker 3: Oh absolutely, Okay, okay, that's really sweet. All right, congratulations

1018
00:48:53,880 --> 00:48:55,360
Speaker 3: you two. I love you both.

1019
00:48:56,960 --> 00:48:57,279
Speaker 5: Thank you.

1020
00:48:59,320 --> 00:49:03,560
Speaker 9: It was not re siprocated Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1021
00:49:04,440 --> 00:49:09,120
Speaker 3: It's the classic story. Guy meets girl, guy likes girl,

1022
00:49:09,600 --> 00:49:12,600
Speaker 3: Guy leaves a voicemail for girls saying I love you.

1023
00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:16,600
Speaker 3: Girl ruins it by saying it back to him. Then

1024
00:49:16,840 --> 00:49:20,440
Speaker 3: desperate married radio host gets disappointed because she doesn't have

1025
00:49:20,560 --> 00:49:25,600
Speaker 3: enough love in her home life. Is old as time, ja,

1026
00:49:26,040 --> 00:49:27,240
Speaker 3: but mostly for yourself.

1027
00:49:27,360 --> 00:49:30,080
Speaker 1: Oh, I think they were so cute, and I totally

1028
00:49:30,120 --> 00:49:31,040
Speaker 1: get why it would.

1029
00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:33,759
Speaker 2: Be overwhelming, all of it. All of it was way overwhelming.

1030
00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:35,479
Speaker 6: They're even overwhelmed the feelings are.

1031
00:49:35,360 --> 00:49:38,719
Speaker 1: Happening, totally imagine how awkward that next meetup in person

1032
00:49:38,840 --> 00:49:39,239
Speaker 1: is going to be.

1033
00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:42,000
Speaker 2: I guarantee you they're going to handshake.

1034
00:49:42,360 --> 00:49:47,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's so good. This is why I respect Alexis

1035
00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:49,880
Speaker 3: because she would never say I love you back, not

1036
00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:51,719
Speaker 3: even to her husband of twenty years.

1037
00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:54,080
Speaker 8: No, no, you got to keep waiting.

1038
00:49:56,200 --> 00:49:57,239
Speaker 3: That's the way you win.

1039
00:49:57,440 --> 00:50:01,600
Speaker 1: The dating text to luv Oh you like him real

1040
00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:02,640
Speaker 1: emotionally unavailable.

1041
00:50:02,760 --> 00:50:04,960
Speaker 4: That's right during the vows.

1042
00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:10,240
Speaker 3: It's like my heart handy always.

1043
00:50:10,480 --> 00:50:11,200
Speaker 2: That's really healthy.

1044
00:50:11,239 --> 00:50:13,120
Speaker 3: Jeff close to the chess ladies.

1045
00:50:13,640 --> 00:50:15,320
Speaker 2: You better get an update from them.

1046
00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:18,560
Speaker 3: I really so. We'll find out if they email us back.

1047
00:50:18,600 --> 00:50:20,359
Speaker 3: But you can always email the show if you want

1048
00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:22,200
Speaker 3: some help with your love life, and we'll call that

1049
00:50:22,239 --> 00:50:24,640
Speaker 3: person who's not calling you back. Go check out all

1050
00:50:24,640 --> 00:50:26,839
Speaker 3: of our Second Date podcast wherever you get yours at

1051
00:50:26,880 --> 00:50:27,200
Speaker 3: Brook and.

1052
00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:29,760
Speaker 9: Jeffrey Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

1053
00:50:30,640 --> 00:50:35,480
Speaker 3: For years, we've been hearing news about Taylor Swift's music tour, Yes,

1054
00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:41,160
Speaker 3: Usher's comeback tour, Elton John sixteenth and final Farewell Forever.

1055
00:50:41,239 --> 00:50:43,520
Speaker 3: We swear this time he really really means it tour.

1056
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:46,920
Speaker 2: Got to get tickets to that, Yeah, the last fourteen.

1057
00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:50,879
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm surprised no one's talking about my big tour.

1058
00:50:51,080 --> 00:50:54,160
Speaker 3: You have a tour the young Jeffrey can't stop truck

1059
00:50:54,239 --> 00:51:00,000
Speaker 3: stop tour stop. Yeah, I'm gonna be appearing at high

1060
00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:04,320
Speaker 3: way truck stops all up and down this great country.

1061
00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:07,719
Speaker 3: Just go inside, find the restroom, pop a quarter in

1062
00:51:07,760 --> 00:51:11,040
Speaker 3: the hole, and you will receive a live performance that

1063
00:51:11,120 --> 00:51:18,560
Speaker 3: you will never forget. Free t shirt on your way out.

1064
00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:22,120
Speaker 3: Tell your friends. The more the merrier. So before I

1065
00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:24,960
Speaker 3: hit the roads and make history, got to loosen up

1066
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:28,040
Speaker 3: and practice with my brand new song of the week.

1067
00:51:28,239 --> 00:51:30,799
Speaker 3: It's coming up right after this. It is time for

1068
00:51:30,920 --> 00:51:32,399
Speaker 3: my song of the week.

1069
00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:34,840
Speaker 2: A smile on your face.

1070
00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:39,040
Speaker 3: Even I'm trying to stay hopeful because to all the

1071
00:51:39,160 --> 00:51:45,439
Speaker 3: singles out there, time is running out you. You only

1072
00:51:45,440 --> 00:51:50,520
Speaker 3: got days left to find someone, anyone willing to cuff

1073
00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:54,040
Speaker 3: you for the holidays.

1074
00:51:54,880 --> 00:51:56,960
Speaker 2: You don't have to answer to your family's questions.

1075
00:51:57,280 --> 00:51:59,839
Speaker 6: I'm single, but I forget I'm supposed to be looking.

1076
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:03,400
Speaker 3: Not a good sign. And I know what you're thinking,

1077
00:52:03,760 --> 00:52:07,160
Speaker 3: mission impossible, right, Not just because I'm playing the song either,

1078
00:52:07,200 --> 00:52:09,919
Speaker 3: You're probably looking at your own life, like, who's gonna

1079
00:52:09,920 --> 00:52:10,839
Speaker 3: want to cuff this?

1080
00:52:11,160 --> 00:52:11,799
Speaker 4: Exactly?

1081
00:52:12,040 --> 00:52:13,520
Speaker 2: You should not be saying that.

1082
00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:17,080
Speaker 1: You are so cuppable they would be lucky to cut you.

1083
00:52:16,880 --> 00:52:17,560
Speaker 5: Say you don't have to.

1084
00:52:17,560 --> 00:52:20,360
Speaker 3: Lie to yourself. It's okay to be honest and trust me,

1085
00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:23,680
Speaker 3: I'm in the same boat. And maybe the answer to

1086
00:52:23,719 --> 00:52:31,560
Speaker 3: that question is significantly lowering your standards, because remember, cuffing

1087
00:52:31,640 --> 00:52:43,000
Speaker 3: season isn't about finding the perfect one, It's about finding anyone.

1088
00:52:40,120 --> 00:52:41,920
Speaker 2: Literally, anybody.

1089
00:52:42,239 --> 00:52:45,239
Speaker 3: I'm just being realistic, guys. If we've only got a

1090
00:52:45,239 --> 00:52:48,960
Speaker 3: couple days left here on this timeline, it's any warm

1091
00:52:49,120 --> 00:52:51,920
Speaker 3: body who's willing to spend time with you over the

1092
00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:54,720
Speaker 3: winter months, who can go with you to those weird

1093
00:52:54,760 --> 00:52:58,399
Speaker 3: Christmas parties and get your mom to stop pestering you

1094
00:52:58,640 --> 00:53:00,520
Speaker 3: about when she's gonna have great babies.

1095
00:53:00,600 --> 00:53:02,520
Speaker 2: That is a beautiful speech, it really is.

1096
00:53:02,640 --> 00:53:06,480
Speaker 3: It is so I get the feeling out there. I

1097
00:53:06,520 --> 00:53:09,319
Speaker 3: am on your side. And today's song is for all

1098
00:53:09,400 --> 00:53:13,279
Speaker 3: of the cuffers and the cuffees who are willing to

1099
00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:17,000
Speaker 3: just take one more round around the bars this weekend

1100
00:53:17,080 --> 00:53:21,399
Speaker 3: and scrape up those last scraps, whatever you can take.

1101
00:53:21,680 --> 00:53:22,520
Speaker 4: Should we bring.

1102
00:53:22,360 --> 00:53:25,800
Speaker 3: Handcuffs, Well, yeah, you probably have a worse shot.

1103
00:53:26,640 --> 00:53:27,719
Speaker 2: It's more of an analogy.

1104
00:53:28,360 --> 00:53:30,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, you might be desperate enough. It might actually work.

1105
00:53:30,680 --> 00:53:30,839
Speaker 9: Though.

1106
00:53:30,880 --> 00:53:34,759
Speaker 3: This is the last call for Desperation Station. And that's

1107
00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:38,680
Speaker 3: why instead of singing the classic nineteen sixties hit by

1108
00:53:38,719 --> 00:53:43,959
Speaker 3: Frankie Valley, I Love you Baby, it's young Jeffries. I'll

1109
00:53:44,040 --> 00:53:44,520
Speaker 3: cuff you.

1110
00:53:44,880 --> 00:53:48,200
Speaker 5: Maybe I'm into it all right.

1111
00:53:48,120 --> 00:53:51,640
Speaker 3: I'm going to point when I'm ready point.

1112
00:53:59,360 --> 00:54:03,520
Speaker 10: I think you could be my booon. No, but why

1113
00:54:03,640 --> 00:54:08,880
Speaker 10: is no one else claiming you you're sexy but solo

1114
00:54:09,239 --> 00:54:15,080
Speaker 10: at brunch? How is your phone screen so crunched? If

1115
00:54:15,120 --> 00:54:19,760
Speaker 10: I walk your home, will I find a living room

1116
00:54:19,880 --> 00:54:27,279
Speaker 10: full of feeline? Are you some zodiac loon a pisceas

1117
00:54:27,440 --> 00:54:32,800
Speaker 10: in her seventh moon? But even if you eat your

1118
00:54:32,920 --> 00:54:38,480
Speaker 10: hair At this point, I really don't care. I just

1119
00:54:38,640 --> 00:54:44,840
Speaker 10: need somebody to bring to shut my folks up. Thanksgiving.

1120
00:54:45,920 --> 00:54:50,760
Speaker 10: This thing don't gotta be real. We'll thank it through

1121
00:54:50,920 --> 00:54:57,239
Speaker 10: a couple meals, because we're never saying I do. But

1122
00:54:57,480 --> 00:55:02,399
Speaker 10: I'm down to try a month or two.

1123
00:55:02,520 --> 00:55:02,920
Speaker 3: Who's that?

1124
00:55:03,680 --> 00:55:05,480
Speaker 14: Oh nobody, it's just my eggs.

1125
00:55:06,040 --> 00:55:06,719
Speaker 3: Wait your ex?

1126
00:55:07,200 --> 00:55:09,120
Speaker 14: Yeah he just got out of prison, and watch me

1127
00:55:09,160 --> 00:55:09,799
Speaker 14: a pick him up.

1128
00:55:10,080 --> 00:55:12,440
Speaker 3: So good he was in prison.

1129
00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:13,560
Speaker 9: They'll be jealous.

1130
00:55:13,680 --> 00:55:15,040
Speaker 14: By the way, I need to borrow your car for

1131
00:55:15,160 --> 00:55:17,640
Speaker 14: like four days. Don't worry, nothing's gonna happen.

1132
00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:19,200
Speaker 5: Oh, can't be.

1133
00:55:19,360 --> 00:55:24,800
Speaker 3: You made there under the Christmas rise You passed the greggy.

1134
00:55:24,520 --> 00:55:27,120
Speaker 5: There, don't do my stepdad, Mike just.

1135
00:55:27,320 --> 00:55:32,120
Speaker 10: Probably dagg me your transactional way.

1136
00:55:33,960 --> 00:55:37,560
Speaker 5: You see quite shaded still using.

1137
00:55:37,440 --> 00:55:39,839
Speaker 17: The hot feel more red type way.

1138
00:55:40,080 --> 00:55:44,040
Speaker 5: Then then I use carlat sail the fatal phase me

1139
00:55:44,680 --> 00:55:48,680
Speaker 5: saved me from these love blues.

1140
00:55:49,560 --> 00:55:52,440
Speaker 10: Only your ex's names are tattooed.

1141
00:55:53,800 --> 00:55:56,600
Speaker 5: You only eat dino shaped food.

1142
00:55:57,960 --> 00:56:02,360
Speaker 17: You say to me your way too much, keep talking

1143
00:56:02,400 --> 00:56:08,960
Speaker 17: about saucing your crutch, put ice cubes in your red wine.

1144
00:56:09,560 --> 00:56:11,480
Speaker 5: But in these cold.

1145
00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:15,319
Speaker 10: Winter times, we'll turn on home.

1146
00:56:15,120 --> 00:56:19,920
Speaker 5: Alone to do what the naughty kids do.

1147
00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:23,360
Speaker 14: Okay, So, for reasons that I don't really want to

1148
00:56:23,400 --> 00:56:25,719
Speaker 14: get into, can you just co sign this loan for me?

1149
00:56:25,960 --> 00:56:26,319
Speaker 6: Come back?

1150
00:56:26,840 --> 00:56:30,000
Speaker 14: Oh my god, don't be that way. It's just a formality.

1151
00:56:30,480 --> 00:56:34,840
Speaker 3: You maybe crazy my domain, No, not quiet.

1152
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:35,719
Speaker 5: You could have.

1153
00:56:36,080 --> 00:56:38,880
Speaker 17: Rabbays that still take those love by.

1154
00:56:38,840 --> 00:56:44,640
Speaker 3: Swilling to tap me, but just through valment times days.

1155
00:56:45,960 --> 00:56:47,000
Speaker 5: Come fabby you.

1156
00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:52,520
Speaker 17: We'll go up separate ways like too much Jerry.

1157
00:56:52,560 --> 00:56:55,200
Speaker 5: God, wat me back you way, don't let me.

1158
00:56:55,320 --> 00:57:02,600
Speaker 10: Come you maybe then rebuff you.

1159
00:57:04,520 --> 00:57:09,080
Speaker 1: That was so good that I'm really rooting for everybody

1160
00:57:09,120 --> 00:57:13,239
Speaker 1: now you know you too, anyone exactly like you say.

1161
00:57:13,520 --> 00:57:16,640
Speaker 3: In the spirit of lowering our standards, I have to

1162
00:57:16,680 --> 00:57:19,480
Speaker 3: ask Brook, will you cuff me as your work husband

1163
00:57:19,480 --> 00:57:21,560
Speaker 3: for the holidays?

1164
00:57:21,560 --> 00:57:21,880
Speaker 4: Mary?

1165
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:26,200
Speaker 3: Literally, I have to lower my standards, so I'm just

1166
00:57:26,240 --> 00:57:28,880
Speaker 3: it's lower, okay? Is that okay?

1167
00:57:29,320 --> 00:57:33,040
Speaker 2: Like backwards cup here, and I don't feel like I

1168
00:57:33,160 --> 00:57:33,440
Speaker 2: like it.

1169
00:57:33,560 --> 00:57:33,640
Speaker 13: Ye.

1170
00:57:33,920 --> 00:57:36,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right. It's not believable that I would date you.

1171
00:57:36,200 --> 00:57:39,960
Speaker 3: So let's just call it off. But text in seven

1172
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:41,720
Speaker 3: eight five nine you and tell us what you thought

1173
00:57:41,720 --> 00:57:43,080
Speaker 3: about the song of the week. We're going to post

1174
00:57:43,080 --> 00:57:45,960
Speaker 3: the video up on all of our socials.

1175
00:57:45,440 --> 00:57:48,320
Speaker 2: At Brook and Jeffary single friends, ye, or.

1176
00:57:48,320 --> 00:57:52,120
Speaker 3: The people that you want to cuff. Yeah, whatever it is, honest, we.

1177
00:57:52,200 --> 00:57:53,440
Speaker 4: Don't do that. They would not.

1178
00:57:56,040 --> 00:57:56,800
Speaker 2: Get cares anymore.

1179
00:57:56,840 --> 00:57:57,040
Speaker 7: Jose.

1180
00:57:58,240 --> 00:57:59,600
Speaker 3: We're in the desperate phase here.

1181
00:57:59,640 --> 00:58:02,040
Speaker 5: We'll take literally anybody brooking.

1182
00:58:02,200 --> 00:58:05,120
Speaker 9: Jeffrey in the Morning.

1183
00:58:04,600 --> 00:58:07,240
Speaker 3: Texas seventy five nine two says I ended up cuffing

1184
00:58:07,240 --> 00:58:10,919
Speaker 3: with a guy a week before Thanksgiving last year. Brought

1185
00:58:10,960 --> 00:58:14,840
Speaker 3: him to my parents for dinner, and nobody opened the door.

1186
00:58:15,880 --> 00:58:18,480
Speaker 3: It turns out my mom and dad ghosted me for

1187
00:58:18,560 --> 00:58:20,680
Speaker 3: a last second trip to Hawaii together.

1188
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:27,040
Speaker 1: Dude, Thanksgiving Hawaii, you weren't alone, You had your cuffing

1189
00:58:27,040 --> 00:58:29,640
Speaker 1: buddy talked about a reverse cuff JINX.

1190
00:58:29,720 --> 00:58:31,640
Speaker 3: That's a rare one, but if you missed it. I

1191
00:58:31,760 --> 00:58:34,520
Speaker 3: parodied a song a few minutes ago, a very old,

1192
00:58:34,680 --> 00:58:38,080
Speaker 3: very classic one from the nineteen sixties. By Frankie Valley.

1193
00:58:38,200 --> 00:58:41,520
Speaker 1: Dude Jose won't stop showing me new videos of Frankie Valley.

1194
00:58:41,720 --> 00:58:43,840
Speaker 1: I didn't know he was going viral on TikTok for

1195
00:58:43,880 --> 00:58:45,280
Speaker 1: the reason, but he.

1196
00:58:45,200 --> 00:58:46,400
Speaker 3: Wants to be performing.

1197
00:58:48,040 --> 00:58:49,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, he likes it.

1198
00:58:49,240 --> 00:58:51,680
Speaker 3: He's happy. But his song I Love You Baby. I

1199
00:58:51,720 --> 00:58:54,960
Speaker 3: did my own version called I'll Cuff You maybe in

1200
00:58:55,040 --> 00:58:57,320
Speaker 3: honor of cuffing season where people are trying to find

1201
00:58:57,400 --> 00:59:00,479
Speaker 3: anybody to take the sting out of the loan winter

1202
00:59:00,560 --> 00:59:02,760
Speaker 3: holiday season. And we're getting a lot of feedback on

1203
00:59:02,760 --> 00:59:04,720
Speaker 3: our textboard at seventy five nine two Brook, what are

1204
00:59:04,720 --> 00:59:05,080
Speaker 3: you seeing?

1205
00:59:05,120 --> 00:59:07,520
Speaker 1: I like this this one that says I ended up

1206
00:59:07,560 --> 00:59:09,360
Speaker 1: marrying my cuff from twenty thirteen.

1207
00:59:09,600 --> 00:59:12,840
Speaker 2: Why it's a slippery slope. Be careful.

1208
00:59:13,040 --> 00:59:17,560
Speaker 3: Oh wait, oh god. If you missed it, if you

1209
00:59:17,560 --> 00:59:18,880
Speaker 3: want to hear it again, it's going to be up

1210
00:59:18,880 --> 00:59:21,800
Speaker 3: at the Brook and Jeffrey YouTube, Facebook, Insta, TikTok, all

1211
00:59:21,840 --> 00:59:24,160
Speaker 3: of our socials at Brook and Jeffrey go check it

1212
00:59:24,160 --> 00:59:25,800
Speaker 3: out Brook and Jeffrey.

1213
00:59:25,800 --> 00:59:28,280
Speaker 9: In the morning.

1214
00:59:34,280 --> 00:59:36,959
Speaker 3: On the show today, we got a return player, Marcella,

1215
00:59:37,160 --> 00:59:40,040
Speaker 3: who is a flight attendant. She's not working right now,

1216
00:59:40,320 --> 00:59:43,440
Speaker 3: but she says the two coolest places that she's traveled

1217
00:59:43,440 --> 00:59:47,000
Speaker 3: to are Paris, which is a ten hour flight. Yeah,

1218
00:59:47,040 --> 00:59:50,640
Speaker 3: in Shanghai, which is a fourteen and a half hour flight.

1219
00:59:50,960 --> 00:59:53,080
Speaker 3: So our producer asked, how do you manage that? How

1220
00:59:53,120 --> 00:59:54,960
Speaker 3: do you get through a fourteen and a half hour

1221
00:59:55,080 --> 00:59:58,880
Speaker 3: flight as a flight attendant? And she mentioned something called

1222
00:59:59,080 --> 00:59:59,800
Speaker 3: crew rest.

1223
01:00:00,080 --> 01:00:01,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, they have that little bunk room.

1224
01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:03,000
Speaker 5: Did you know that.

1225
01:00:02,840 --> 01:00:05,040
Speaker 3: That there's bunks underneath the airplan?

1226
01:00:05,240 --> 01:00:08,360
Speaker 2: You did, yes on the international flights.

1227
01:00:08,440 --> 01:00:11,280
Speaker 1: And we saw the door once because we were sitting

1228
01:00:11,320 --> 01:00:13,160
Speaker 1: at the bulkhead, and then they opened the door and

1229
01:00:13,200 --> 01:00:14,200
Speaker 1: then they descended.

1230
01:00:14,520 --> 01:00:17,120
Speaker 3: Marcella, What else is hiding underneath the plane that people

1231
01:00:17,160 --> 01:00:19,240
Speaker 3: don't know about us? There slides down there? Do you

1232
01:00:19,240 --> 01:00:20,160
Speaker 3: have trampolines?

1233
01:00:20,640 --> 01:00:23,520
Speaker 16: Oh god, No, it's like so tiny, it's unbelievable.

1234
01:00:24,160 --> 01:00:26,760
Speaker 2: Can you stand up in that little sleep cabin or no?

1235
01:00:27,120 --> 01:00:28,440
Speaker 16: It depends on the plane.

1236
01:00:28,560 --> 01:00:29,800
Speaker 3: What's the cuddling policy?

1237
01:00:29,920 --> 01:00:35,280
Speaker 16: Listen, you're like, sir, I believe what happens in crew

1238
01:00:35,320 --> 01:00:36,560
Speaker 16: rest days and crew rest.

1239
01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:40,600
Speaker 3: Okay, when there's turbulence in the middle of a very

1240
01:00:40,600 --> 01:00:43,320
Speaker 3: long flight, I'm gonna think all over again about what's

1241
01:00:43,360 --> 01:00:49,800
Speaker 3: really happening. The bags shifted, lasting for thirty minutes. Good

1242
01:00:49,800 --> 01:00:52,000
Speaker 3: for them, all right, Brook's gonna leave the studio because

1243
01:00:52,040 --> 01:00:53,600
Speaker 3: I want to talk about planes more. But we got

1244
01:00:53,640 --> 01:00:55,200
Speaker 3: to get to the game here. You got thirty seconds,

1245
01:00:55,200 --> 01:00:57,120
Speaker 3: stands as many as possible. If you don't know when,

1246
01:00:57,120 --> 01:00:58,520
Speaker 3: you could say pass. But you have to beat Brook

1247
01:00:58,560 --> 01:01:00,000
Speaker 3: out right if you want to win? Are you ready?

1248
01:01:00,400 --> 01:01:00,600
Speaker 1: Yes?

1249
01:01:00,760 --> 01:01:03,400
Speaker 3: Good luck? Your time starts now on this day. In

1250
01:01:03,480 --> 01:01:07,200
Speaker 3: nineteen ninety three, Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake and Christina Aguilera

1251
01:01:07,320 --> 01:01:10,479
Speaker 3: joined the cast of What TV show Nickiska. The first

1252
01:01:10,480 --> 01:01:13,360
Speaker 3: man on the moon was Neil Armstrong, which astronaut joined

1253
01:01:13,400 --> 01:01:17,640
Speaker 3: him twenty minutes later, buzz Aldrin. The two official languages

1254
01:01:17,680 --> 01:01:20,880
Speaker 3: of Canada are English and what other French? In the

1255
01:01:20,920 --> 01:01:23,480
Speaker 3: Mario world? What color are Luigi's overalls?

1256
01:01:24,520 --> 01:01:24,800
Speaker 12: Green?

1257
01:01:25,080 --> 01:01:27,640
Speaker 3: McDonald's has a special card that allows the recipient to

1258
01:01:27,680 --> 01:01:30,320
Speaker 3: get free food for life at any location. What color

1259
01:01:30,400 --> 01:01:33,680
Speaker 3: is it purple? What type of bear is featured on

1260
01:01:33,720 --> 01:01:35,400
Speaker 3: the standard two dollars Canadian coin?

1261
01:01:35,960 --> 01:01:36,479
Speaker 2: Black bear?

1262
01:01:36,840 --> 01:01:39,000
Speaker 16: Oh right, I have no idea.

1263
01:01:38,960 --> 01:01:41,640
Speaker 3: Wrote back in the studio now, and Thanksgiving is right

1264
01:01:41,640 --> 01:01:44,200
Speaker 3: around the corner here, So Marcella, what are your Thanksgiving

1265
01:01:44,200 --> 01:01:45,040
Speaker 3: plans coming up?

1266
01:01:45,880 --> 01:01:48,880
Speaker 16: Brunch with the whole crazy lot of us.

1267
01:01:49,160 --> 01:01:50,000
Speaker 3: How many bunch?

1268
01:01:50,200 --> 01:01:52,000
Speaker 2: Does that mean you still do turkey? Or do you

1269
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:53,280
Speaker 2: guys do little eggs? Penny?

1270
01:01:53,760 --> 01:01:55,840
Speaker 16: You know, we got five kids that were like a

1271
01:01:55,840 --> 01:01:58,720
Speaker 16: Brady Bunch family combined. Plus they're almost all grown so

1272
01:01:58,840 --> 01:02:02,280
Speaker 16: significant others they're parents. Like, it's just too much in

1273
01:02:02,360 --> 01:02:03,920
Speaker 16: my schedule, is nuts.

1274
01:02:03,960 --> 01:02:04,880
Speaker 7: So we just get.

1275
01:02:04,760 --> 01:02:07,520
Speaker 16: Together in the morning and just have a little you know,

1276
01:02:07,560 --> 01:02:11,680
Speaker 16: a little keish and pancakes makes it easy.

1277
01:02:12,120 --> 01:02:14,640
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, it sounds like a lot of people, is it. Okay?

1278
01:02:14,680 --> 01:02:17,200
Speaker 3: If our technical director Ashton stops by, you'd like a

1279
01:02:17,240 --> 01:02:17,840
Speaker 3: plate to go?

1280
01:02:18,440 --> 01:02:18,840
Speaker 7: Sure thing?

1281
01:02:19,480 --> 01:02:22,680
Speaker 3: I'm hungry because our technical director Action will be working

1282
01:02:22,720 --> 01:02:23,480
Speaker 3: on Thanksgiving.

1283
01:02:23,840 --> 01:02:26,400
Speaker 1: Oh he can't find somebody to replace him. He's too

1284
01:02:26,440 --> 01:02:26,960
Speaker 1: good at.

1285
01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:29,040
Speaker 3: His job, is the problem, Ashton. Shame on you for

1286
01:02:29,080 --> 01:02:33,960
Speaker 3: being good at your job. This will teach you too

1287
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:35,640
Speaker 3: good at it all right, Now, get ready to press

1288
01:02:35,640 --> 01:02:40,400
Speaker 3: the button for Oh no, Ron, Okay, you're working Christmas

1289
01:02:40,480 --> 01:02:43,280
Speaker 3: now too, Brooks. Are you ready?

1290
01:02:43,400 --> 01:02:43,880
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1291
01:02:44,040 --> 01:02:47,080
Speaker 3: Your time starts now on this day. In nineteen ninety three,

1292
01:02:47,120 --> 01:02:50,479
Speaker 3: Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake and Christina Aguilera joined the cast

1293
01:02:50,520 --> 01:02:51,320
Speaker 3: of What TV.

1294
01:02:51,120 --> 01:02:52,320
Speaker 2: Show Mickey Mouse Club.

1295
01:02:52,440 --> 01:02:54,959
Speaker 3: The first man on the moon was Neil Armstrong, which

1296
01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:59,040
Speaker 3: astronaut joined him twenty minutes later. The two official languages

1297
01:02:59,080 --> 01:03:03,160
Speaker 3: of Canada are English and what other? In the Mario world?

1298
01:03:03,320 --> 01:03:05,600
Speaker 3: What color are Luigi's overalls green?

1299
01:03:05,960 --> 01:03:06,080
Speaker 9: Oh?

1300
01:03:06,080 --> 01:03:07,200
Speaker 2: Actually his overalls are blue.

1301
01:03:07,360 --> 01:03:10,040
Speaker 3: McDonald's has a special card that allows the recipient to

1302
01:03:10,040 --> 01:03:13,320
Speaker 3: get free food for life at any location. What color

1303
01:03:13,440 --> 01:03:16,520
Speaker 3: is it black? What type of bear is featured on

1304
01:03:16,520 --> 01:03:18,080
Speaker 3: a standard two dollars Canadian coin?

1305
01:03:18,280 --> 01:03:21,880
Speaker 2: Oh, grizzly.

1306
01:03:23,360 --> 01:03:25,200
Speaker 3: We're gonna find on a second. First, let's go to

1307
01:03:25,240 --> 01:03:32,400
Speaker 3: the scoreboard to see how you did with Jose Jays. Marcella.

1308
01:03:32,440 --> 01:03:35,800
Speaker 4: You got three today. Oh, it was pretty good.

1309
01:03:35,800 --> 01:03:38,240
Speaker 3: You gotta have that. That's a solid score, Marcella.

1310
01:03:38,680 --> 01:03:40,000
Speaker 9: And four.

1311
01:03:42,400 --> 01:03:43,800
Speaker 15: Out it the Mario question.

1312
01:03:43,880 --> 01:03:45,200
Speaker 7: I think it was the Mario question.

1313
01:03:45,400 --> 01:03:47,720
Speaker 3: You called it, Marcella. Let's go over these answers on

1314
01:03:47,720 --> 01:03:50,200
Speaker 3: this day. In nineteen ninety three, Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake

1315
01:03:50,240 --> 01:03:53,200
Speaker 3: and Christina Aguilera joined the cast of The Mickey mouse Club.

1316
01:03:53,280 --> 01:03:55,160
Speaker 3: First man on the moon was Neil Armstrong. He was

1317
01:03:55,200 --> 01:03:58,680
Speaker 3: followed twenty minutes later by Buzz Aldrin. The two they

1318
01:03:58,760 --> 01:04:04,960
Speaker 3: wanted to make sure that Neil was okay, Hey, we

1319
01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:08,320
Speaker 3: don't want them both to kick them up. Two official

1320
01:04:08,400 --> 01:04:11,160
Speaker 3: languages of Canada are English and French. In the Mario World,

1321
01:04:11,200 --> 01:04:17,480
Speaker 3: Luigi's overalls are blue. His shirt is what's green underneath it.

1322
01:04:17,840 --> 01:04:20,360
Speaker 3: McDonald's has a special card allowing you to get free

1323
01:04:20,400 --> 01:04:23,640
Speaker 3: food at any location for life. That card is colored

1324
01:04:23,680 --> 01:04:27,120
Speaker 3: gold like the Golden Arches, and the type of bear

1325
01:04:27,160 --> 01:04:29,439
Speaker 3: on a two dollars Canadian coin would be a polar bear.

1326
01:04:29,960 --> 01:04:31,960
Speaker 3: So obviously it was not enough to beat Brooke here.

1327
01:04:31,960 --> 01:04:34,000
Speaker 3: But the good news is just for playing, you win

1328
01:04:34,040 --> 01:04:37,800
Speaker 3: a fifty dollars gift card to Sophora. At Sephora belf

1329
01:04:37,800 --> 01:04:39,720
Speaker 3: youw square, you can enjoy a shopping experience where all

1330
01:04:39,720 --> 01:04:41,800
Speaker 3: are welcome and what makes you unique is celebrated. Plus,

1331
01:04:41,840 --> 01:04:44,080
Speaker 3: get your beauty in two hours when you buy online

1332
01:04:44,080 --> 01:04:45,320
Speaker 3: and pick up in the store.

1333
01:04:45,560 --> 01:04:47,040
Speaker 5: He does that the top of his head.

1334
01:04:47,360 --> 01:04:49,840
Speaker 3: Hey, Marcella, thanks for playing. Okay, come back anytime.

1335
01:04:50,040 --> 01:04:51,040
Speaker 16: Okay, thank you so much.

1336
01:04:51,040 --> 01:04:53,800
Speaker 7: Guys Holidays, We'll do it again the same time on

1337
01:04:53,840 --> 01:04:54,160
Speaker 7: Monday

1338
01:04:54,560 --> 01:04:56,840
Speaker 9: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning