Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
Speaker 1: four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter. For today's subject,
Speaker 1: she wants to buy my special sauce. We'll get into it.
Speaker 1: We'll get into that. Yeah, just a little bit. But
Speaker 1: right now the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
Speaker 1: What you got for us? Enough? I think it's time
Speaker 1: to take it to the church. This right here is
Speaker 1: Media Ministry, Media Ministry. Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reade
Speaker 1: Dre Andre Dre. You're the person that runs the media
Speaker 1: at the church. You over the sound system and everything
Speaker 1: and all the um, the screens and all that stuff. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I work with the church. Okay, how long have you
Speaker 1: been at the church? Man, I've probably been at the
Speaker 1: church for like five years now, about five years, okay, okay, listen,
Speaker 1: my name Doug Man, Doug Newsome, and uh I haven't
Speaker 1: I haven't joined the church yet, but I've been coming
Speaker 1: because my cousin them go there, and they've been going
Speaker 1: there for quite a bit. I got I got one
Speaker 1: cousin that's in the choir. Uh Latrice, you know who
Speaker 1: Latrica is? Right? Yeah? Yeah? The church yet. No, No,
Speaker 1: I'm not a member of the church yet, but you know,
Speaker 1: I've been in there. You know, I'm liking the service
Speaker 1: and everything, so you know, it's just a matter of time,
Speaker 1: you know. Uh uh when I feel like I'm ready
Speaker 1: to actually join. But I I ain't gonna lie. Man.
Speaker 1: I'm calling you because I got a bit of an
Speaker 1: issue about about something I've been noticing for the last
Speaker 1: three weeks that's been going on in the church, and
Speaker 1: I wanted to uh, you know, I had to ask
Speaker 1: around who was over the media ministry. Yeah, that's that's you. Okay,
Speaker 1: So uh, man, I don't know what's happening. Uh And
Speaker 1: and I ain't gonna lie. I gotta be real with you.
Speaker 1: It pissed me off. But for the last three weeks,
Speaker 1: you know, uh, when my cousin get ready to sing,
Speaker 1: you know, I don't know why when she get up
Speaker 1: the same that the mic just go out, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, the mike just go completely out when
Speaker 1: she getting ready to sing. And I'm like, what what?
Speaker 1: This don't make no sense? You know. So man, I've
Speaker 1: been It's not like I'm timing it. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean, we don't have the best equipment at the church.
Speaker 1: You know we did. We just gotta work for what
Speaker 1: we got. I mean, it's not like I'm sitting there
Speaker 1: trying to sing about your cousin. Sometimes the mics get
Speaker 1: a glitch. Man, Let's see, we see that. But see
Speaker 1: that's my problem though. The problem I'm having is the
Speaker 1: glitch happening every single time my cousin get the mic.
Speaker 1: You know, That's that's the problem of I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: so every time the trees get up that the same
Speaker 1: then you know, the mic go out. They came three
Speaker 1: weeks straight. I ain't hearing my cousins. Ain't nothing yet.
Speaker 1: So I'm calling you bro on on you know, some
Speaker 1: real man the man stuff. Just letting you know, bro,
Speaker 1: I'm coming to church again this Sunday. I'm coming now
Speaker 1: if La Trees might go out again, Hey docs, somebody
Speaker 1: gonna get the you're gonna bring that energy to church?
Speaker 1: Say whatnot? You're gonna bring that energy to church? I
Speaker 1: told you, man, It's just a glitch. Ain't nothing I
Speaker 1: could do about it, Okay, what I'm saying, No, bro,
Speaker 1: what I'm saying is just right here though, And I'm
Speaker 1: being as real as I can, which if if Latrees
Speaker 1: might go out on Sunday. Immediately after that services out
Speaker 1: with somebody getting the I don't know why you're calling
Speaker 1: threatening a member of the church. Man. Like I said,
Speaker 1: I ain't got nothing to do with it. I try
Speaker 1: to keep everything running cool, you know. I try to
Speaker 1: keep the running smooth. I can't tell you when the
Speaker 1: glitch is gonna happen. It's electronics, man, it's old equipment.
Speaker 1: I love for you to be a member of the
Speaker 1: church with us, but I can't. I mean, why are
Speaker 1: you calling up here threatening me? Hey, bro, because because
Speaker 1: I came up there three times, three times he came
Speaker 1: tore and see my cousin saying, you know, my cousinmen
Speaker 1: saying since we was kids, we all love to hear hussaning.
Speaker 1: We love our voice, you know, we we we you know,
Speaker 1: we grew up listening to latrese s. So what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say this here though, and I said it,
Speaker 1: I didn't, I didn't say it twice already. I'm coming
Speaker 1: up there Sunday if if latrees might go out, bro,
Speaker 1: let me just cut you off real quick. Ain't no
Speaker 1: way that you're gonna come up here and whoop. Nobody's yes, man,
Speaker 1: that just ain't gonna happen. Like I told you, it's
Speaker 1: a glitch. But you ain't coming up to the church
Speaker 1: talking all this and then're gonna whip somebody's ass. Okay,
Speaker 1: So I see where we are now, So so let
Speaker 1: me just go on direct it this way. So let
Speaker 1: me say it is from Doug to Andre, from me
Speaker 1: to you. I'm letting you know right now, come Sunday,
Speaker 1: if Latrese might go out not not know somebody, I'm
Speaker 1: whooping yr Dre. I'm whooping yo if the day I
Speaker 1: might go Okay, first off, ain't nobody whopping my eyes,
Speaker 1: especially no pump dude named Doug. He ain't gonna come
Speaker 1: to the church. What my that's gonna happen? Okay? What
Speaker 1: what what makes you think you can't get your What
Speaker 1: makes me you over here threatened somebody over here with
Speaker 1: the media. You want to come test these hands and
Speaker 1: come test the hands? Man? You know what? Matter of fact,
Speaker 1: when y'all next rehearsal, I cain't just come on over
Speaker 1: that e come on over there, man, Why don't you
Speaker 1: come over right now? I'm over at the church right now.
Speaker 1: Oh so you're at the right now I'm at the church.
Speaker 1: Try right now. If you want to catch this school,
Speaker 1: you're gonna need the church after you don't get this, Okay,
Speaker 1: tell DJ then we're gonna go to the church. Dob, No, no,
Speaker 1: tell him. We've going to roll up there to this
Speaker 1: damn church. Okay, come on, call all up, call all up.
Speaker 1: You get your dog so you don't push up on
Speaker 1: the wrong one. Now you're pushed up on the wrong one.
Speaker 1: So all this little you're talking. Cool, You have eight
Speaker 1: dudes right now talking, So Douggie, you can bring Johnny,
Speaker 1: you can bring Billy, you can bring whoever you want.
Speaker 1: But it ain't gonna happen. Okay, okay, cool in real talk, Doug,
Speaker 1: you don't call me talking to all this book. How
Speaker 1: are you about to come up here and what my
Speaker 1: and now you need like seven eight other guys. Back
Speaker 1: in the day, we used to just handle this one
Speaker 1: on one. And now you want to come up here
Speaker 1: talking all that. You're gonna bring it because and you've
Speaker 1: got your house. If you want to do this, man,
Speaker 1: come up here, let's do it one on one. Oh,
Speaker 1: you you're scared of something, ain't nobody's scared, But you
Speaker 1: talk that you're whooping mind. Now you want to bring
Speaker 1: up every desciple you know? Man, you know what, bring
Speaker 1: whoever you want. Just don't bring nobody you want back
Speaker 1: because I put you all down. Okay, Well, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell you this here. I'm gonna bring Tommy with me,
Speaker 1: and Tommy gonna be the one that's gonna act a
Speaker 1: damn fool with you. I'm telling you that right now. Tommy.
Speaker 1: So you don't know Tommy. No, I don't know Tommy. Okay,
Speaker 1: do you know nephew Tommy from Steve Harvey more on
Speaker 1: the show. Are you kidding? Hey? Man, Latrese got me
Speaker 1: to brank phone call. You might the fact the whole
Speaker 1: choir is in on this and they know that I
Speaker 1: am pranking you. Drake. Man, Now you got me turning
Speaker 1: up on the radio. Now I gotta go ask for
Speaker 1: forgiveness that smack. I don't talk now, come Sunday, I'm
Speaker 1: turning everybody's mike off. Okay, man, I gotta ask you this, Drake,
Speaker 1: what is the baddest that I mean, the baddest radio
Speaker 1: show in the land, you oh, with the Steve Harvey
Speaker 1: Morning Show, and YO, tell me if I could turn
Speaker 1: your mic off. I turned that, Doug, bro it didn't,
Speaker 1: didn't Doug, he didn't. But let me tell you something.
Speaker 1: We love Andre saying, turn off your mic. You go
Speaker 1: and wait a minute. That was the closest he've gotten
Speaker 1: to a whipping. Yeah, to an actual but whipping. But
Speaker 1: at the church. Don't tell me it was gonna. Oh
Speaker 1: your boys, no limit to what he does, y'all. Ain't
Speaker 1: y'all think, ain't no fights happened that church? Yall? What church?
Speaker 1: To listen to? Team Tommy though, what are you saying
Speaker 1: over there's a lot of fights that church, Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: and a lot of people that church need their behind.
Speaker 1: But we won't go on that one now. So drag
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