Speaker 1: Kubbooms.
Speaker 2: If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes
Speaker 2: a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants
Speaker 2: of the old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He
Speaker 2: treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the
Speaker 2: rich pill poppers in the penthouse.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: The Clearinghouse of Hot takes break free for something special.
Speaker 2: The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now in the.
Speaker 3: A Andreewaere back at it, a brand spanking new edition
Speaker 3: of the Fifth Hour with Ben Mahler and Danny g.
Speaker 1: We thank you for joining us on our weekend adventure.
Speaker 1: This is a companion podcast. Danny, we keep people company.
Speaker 4: It's quite the companion because last weekend, every time I
Speaker 4: was about to go out to the Strip or Fremont
Speaker 4: Street and get in trouble, I was like, none, No,
Speaker 4: let me turn on the Fifth Hour podcast and work
Speaker 4: on that sucker.
Speaker 1: Yeah clearly, see yeah, you know, don't go out there
Speaker 1: and take part in the human cesspool, the jellyfish that
Speaker 1: are swimming around on Freemont Street. But that's my favorite. See,
Speaker 1: that's my spot. Though I liked, I like freemonths p.
Speaker 1: I'm sure You'll have plenty of stories this weekend about
Speaker 1: your your Vegas sojourn. But on this podcast, the Friday
Speaker 1: Podcast as we like to call it, or you can
Speaker 1: listen whenever you want. But the malor Polooza post game,
Speaker 1: we paid big money for this, Danny g. We have
Speaker 1: the exclusive post game from the most important night of
Speaker 1: overnight sports radio during the month of July, the malor
Speaker 1: Poloosa Never Heard of Them, which was a stunning show.
Speaker 1: We'll go over all the details. Nobody else has this
Speaker 1: content that you're about to hear. You will not hear
Speaker 1: this on anyone else. ESPN wishes they had at CBS, NBC,
Speaker 1: but only here on the fifth hour we hear that
Speaker 1: we have a bit of diplomacy the phrase of the week,
Speaker 1: and we will get side typical. We can get scientifical
Speaker 1: as well. But we begin with what was a magical,
Speaker 1: magical night, a festival of audio goodness, as we welcomed
Speaker 1: the great Unwashed. And I've said for many years we've
Speaker 1: done this talent show we called the Malard Palooza. Now
Speaker 1: we've done it for a long time, and I've always
Speaker 1: pointed out a listen, a lot of people that are
Speaker 1: kind of hidden that are up late because they can't
Speaker 1: sleep or they're working or whatever brings them to the
Speaker 1: to the radio show. And these people need to be
Speaker 1: celebrated because they got talent. And that's not puffery and
Speaker 1: all that we've heard it. We've heard it over the years.
Speaker 1: We've we've had people that have been very good. And
Speaker 1: so this is the one night of the year where
Speaker 1: we wax poetic and allow allow well regular peoples call
Speaker 1: a show to do their thing. And this year we
Speaker 1: had a bunch of acts. I was a little concerned
Speaker 1: though if you listened to the show, we had some
Speaker 1: confusion about the actual date. Cooper Loop was away the
Speaker 1: week before, so we had a couple of dates we
Speaker 1: were looking at. I was very worried it wasn't gonna
Speaker 1: work out because when we went on the air on
Speaker 1: Sunday night in the Monday, we only had two acts.
Speaker 1: That's not enough acts. You need more than to act.
Speaker 1: So there was a bit of panic at the Audio
Speaker 1: dojo as we were we were trying to figure out, like,
Speaker 1: are we gonna get enough people to do this? Has
Speaker 1: this kind of played out? You know, you're always worried
Speaker 1: about that because we only do it once a year.
Speaker 1: And the greatest one of these things we ever did was,
Speaker 1: and I can be effusive in my praise because it
Speaker 1: was amazing, was during COVID because nobody had anything to do,
Speaker 1: and nobody had and if you have jobs, nobody was working.
Speaker 1: People were just sitting around and board out of their mind,
Speaker 1: pulling their hair out.
Speaker 5: The vaccine gave people superpowers.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, clearly outstanding abilities, uh to do all kinds
Speaker 1: of things. And so that was a very impressive, very
Speaker 1: impressive Malard Palooza. And we've done it every year since.
Speaker 1: We take one night usually around the All Star week
Speaker 1: in baseball, because that is the primo spot on the
Speaker 1: calendar to do something like this, and we let it,
Speaker 1: let it flow, and it was it was great. We
Speaker 1: ended up having a ton of acts. In fact, we
Speaker 1: actually didn't even have time, as it turned out, for
Speaker 1: everyone that wanted to be part of it. We ran
Speaker 1: out of slots. And here's how it went. On the acts.
Speaker 1: We started with Matt, who began the festivities from from Nashville. Now,
Speaker 1: Matt had a very very unique act on the show,
Speaker 1: and it was controversial because Eddie did not appreciate the
Speaker 1: gift that this man had and Cooper Loop and the
Speaker 1: you know, Chris was in that night running the board.
Speaker 1: And these guys did not quite grasp the magic that
Speaker 1: we were listening to now was not a perfect performance.
Speaker 1: But this cat Matt who ended up in the top four,
Speaker 1: he did the nose trumpet. He sounded like he was
Speaker 1: playing the trumpet with his nose. What an amazing gift,
Speaker 1: What a gift. And we were lucky to hear that.
Speaker 1: We had Mitchell called in. We had a couple guys
Speaker 1: named Mitchell. Mitchell at Ohio. We had Pam. Now this
Speaker 1: is an interesting story, Danny. So Pam called us up
Speaker 1: from Seattle. She's never called the show before. And she
Speaker 1: played the viola, not the violin, No no, no old,
Speaker 1: and she let me tell you something. All right, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go Mary Poppins. I'm gonna go Mary pop ups
Speaker 1: on hers. She was super califragilistic, xbiali dosies. She was amazing.
Speaker 1: It was superb and we were like show. She played
Speaker 1: the baseball like kind of sound you'd hear at the
Speaker 1: the organ the baseball game. Obviously it was not an organ,
Speaker 1: but that song you hear at baseball games to fire
Speaker 1: up the crowd.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was cool.
Speaker 1: We had Chris Do I think, oh Chris, Oh Mitchell,
Speaker 1: I think I go out to the original Mitchell was
Speaker 1: I think the guitar guy. And then Chris and some
Speaker 1: of the guys were offended because he played the guitar
Speaker 1: and he just did it on his phone. We had
Speaker 1: a guy named Chris who did comedy, no key card guy.
Speaker 1: We had the Boston Burper. That's a big time act,
Speaker 1: the Boston Burper. This guy burped the entire mallord oath. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and and people said, I got some criticism, Danny because
Speaker 1: people said I overrated. I built up this guy two
Speaker 1: months and I think I undervalued the Boston Burper. That
Speaker 1: is a superpower. That is more of a superpower than
Speaker 1: iron Man has. Iron Man just wears a suit. This
Speaker 1: guy has the god given ability to burp on command.
Speaker 1: And that was superior. It was just awesome. So Boston Burper.
Speaker 1: We had Kathy and Madison. She submitted an act. We
Speaker 1: love Kathy. Michael was in this Dick and Dayton without
Speaker 1: any musical instrument. The Dixter got up there and did
Speaker 1: his thing. Part of the Mallard Paloosa.
Speaker 5: Did he go acapella?
Speaker 1: You know the thing that Dick does, and he's got
Speaker 1: this technique despite the fact that he's in multiple bands.
Speaker 1: It's fascinating because he will start out singing the song
Speaker 1: perfectly and then at some point, and we're not sure why,
Speaker 1: he just starts mumbling. He mumbles some of the lyrics
Speaker 1: and it's fascinating. And I'm pretty confident Danny that Dick
Speaker 1: and Dayton has not heard any of the podcasts that
Speaker 1: we do. Dick is old school. He is terrestrial radio.
Speaker 1: I imagine he has like a one that takes like
Speaker 1: three double A batteries. He's such an anomaly, like he's
Speaker 1: stuck back in time and I love him, but I'm
Speaker 1: almost positive he's never heard the podcast because that would
Speaker 1: be a departure from what he knows, right, and he's
Speaker 1: nobody wants to leave their comfort zone and all that,
Speaker 1: so he pretty much bear hugs.
Speaker 5: The radio. Oh, he's definitely a transistor radio boy.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, and AM radio, not FM radio. Am radio
Speaker 1: because that's what was the first radio, is am radio,
Speaker 1: and then the FM came and now it's all streaming
Speaker 1: and digital and all that. But I'm guessing the dixter
Speaker 1: bumps heads with the FM dial because there's a lot
Speaker 1: of musical He's a sports guy. Although many sports stations
Speaker 1: around the country, not in LA, but many sports stations
Speaker 1: are now on FM and all on the stream and
Speaker 1: and all that. So we had Dick and Dayton. Who
Speaker 1: else did we have? We had Ohio Al, the man
Speaker 1: from this podcast who's done so so many wonderful things
Speaker 1: for this podcast, and he really packed a wallap ohio
Speaker 1: Al a wonderful tune about the show. He made references
Speaker 1: to so many great callers on the show. That was
Speaker 1: a lot of fun. We had Mitchell in Ohio who
Speaker 1: tried stand up comedy.
Speaker 5: I'm sure that went well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I did not go well. Michael also, I believe
Speaker 1: did stand up come He was I think Pennsylvania want
Speaker 1: to say, I'm trying to remember at the time I had,
Speaker 1: but he was. He was pretty good. It's very difficult
Speaker 1: to do stand up comedy. It's very hard because you
Speaker 1: have no we don't react, and you have nobody, you know,
Speaker 1: nobody that's really playing along with you. We ow no
Speaker 1: key card guy. I think he did the malor battle
Speaker 1: cry like a like a boot camp you know in
Speaker 1: boot camp when you're marching, you know those military movies
Speaker 1: where you yeah, you have to chant. He did that.
Speaker 1: That was good. Mitchell and Ohios he said he did comedy.
Speaker 1: That was a disaster. Marcel and Brooklyn closed it out
Speaker 1: the Mallard Palooza and Marcel really nailed it. He absolutely
Speaker 1: nailed it there. Marcell was awesome. What yeah, Marcell was great.
Speaker 1: I don't know, he just started singing. You know, he's
Speaker 1: doing his thing.
Speaker 5: This isn't that the number one station anymore?
Speaker 1: Is It's?
Speaker 5: It was good. I thought that was good.
Speaker 1: So the winner of the vote, the studio vote, those
Speaker 1: of us that were judges, we had Jay Scoop and
Speaker 1: more on that in a minute. The studio vote, the
Speaker 1: top three on the studio vote we had Ohio. Al
Speaker 1: came in in third place, so he got the bronze medal.
Speaker 1: The silver medal went to Pam from Seattle to Viola,
Speaker 1: And the winner of the studio vote was the Boston Burper.
Speaker 1: He did not get a perfect score. Did not get
Speaker 1: a perfect score, but the Boston Burper got a forty
Speaker 1: seven and a half out of a possible fifty. That's
Speaker 1: pretty damn good.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4: This sounds like the scoring of the Slam dunk competition.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, no, no, no, no, this was this one
Speaker 1: not now. There were some shenanigans with Chris totally screwed
Speaker 1: over Marcel because Marcell doesn't know who Chris is, and
Speaker 1: so Chris was offended by that and docked him, gave him,
Speaker 1: I believe a zero on that. So that was that
Speaker 1: was ourwas so and we had the vote of the public.
Speaker 1: You know what, who won that based on the Twitter
Speaker 1: And we had the top four up there, and Marcel
Speaker 1: would have been in the top four if he had
Speaker 1: not gotten is there He needed a two. If he'd
Speaker 1: gotten a two from Chris, he would have been there.
Speaker 1: And then as a surprise, Danny, the day after the
Speaker 1: mal Or palooza, Blair in Maine called up and he
Speaker 1: was all upset, right, he was. He was a glass
Speaker 1: house of emotion. He was bouncing around. And there was
Speaker 1: a bit of controversy in the show, a little bit
Speaker 1: of a hullabaloo because Blair said I'm not I'm not
Speaker 1: worried about Marcel while going on a rant making a
Speaker 1: commotion about Marcel. So they continue their great rivalry as
Speaker 1: that goes on. Those two guys, Boy, what a kerfluffle
Speaker 1: they have had a side by side on this, so
Speaker 1: that was that was interesting. We had random We had
Speaker 1: some people who stand up. Tony from the Bay Area
Speaker 1: just did stand up. These are not professionalis and inca terror.
Speaker 1: I love n because he was not the judge this year.
Speaker 1: Jay Scoop was, but Inka Tereara's like, it's a lot
Speaker 1: easier to do the talent show when you're not actually
Speaker 1: being judged, which is a fair point. These guys just
Speaker 1: called up. They kept doing acts. We had some scratch
Speaker 1: off sing a little bit. It was interesting. It was
Speaker 1: like a trying to grab power, trying to take over
Speaker 1: the airwaves the day after.
Speaker 5: So definitely have the most talented listeners in all of radio.
Speaker 1: Well you can't compete with a burper, a nose trumpet.
Speaker 1: I mean, we had legitimate music from Pam and Seattle.
Speaker 1: So it was a magical night all the way around
Speaker 1: and thanks to everyone that participated. We'll do it again
Speaker 1: next year, same time, same batstation. Hopefully if you missed
Speaker 1: out this year, you can do something next year. But
Speaker 1: I've learned over the years most people do not plan
Speaker 1: for months for this. Some people do, but most people
Speaker 1: just if they happen to be listening and they have something,
Speaker 1: they'll just go for it. We had multiple big names
Speaker 1: in studio this week, Danny, we had listeners. Now that
Speaker 1: COVID's long gone, we're able to have people back in
Speaker 1: the audio dojo. And it started out with Rod, the
Speaker 1: ambassador of Bakersfield, who you've met. Yeah, Rod's good people.
Speaker 1: He blessed us with an appearance. He and his lovely
Speaker 1: wife drove down from Baker's Field, which is about one
Speaker 1: hundred miles as the crow flies from.
Speaker 5: His drunk friend wasn't with him this time.
Speaker 1: No, no, I did bust his chops about that. Yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 1: he did bust his chops about that. Yeah. He famously
Speaker 1: drove down with this drunk dude and we had We
Speaker 1: had to get Rod to the lead because we were
Speaker 1: worried the guy was going to break stuff.
Speaker 5: Not good.
Speaker 1: So I caught up with Rob. We had outseeen Rod.
Speaker 1: Rod had some little medical maladies, not little, they were
Speaker 1: kind of big, and he explained everything. But he's back,
Speaker 1: he's working, he's doing his thing. Life's back to normal,
Speaker 1: which is wild considering how sick Rod was. And then
Speaker 1: later in the week had jayscoop on the malor palooza. I,
Speaker 1: as we mentioned, we changed it up. Inca Terror has
Speaker 1: been the judge for years from New York, the classically
Speaker 1: trained pianist from New York, well not originally from New York,
Speaker 1: but living there in upstate New York, and he's been
Speaker 1: part of the pianist Well, well, you know whatever, I
Speaker 1: don't I don't tell you call it. Is that what
Speaker 1: you call it? What you call it? Right? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Thing? Yeah, he said, pianist, I said, pianist.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, you know you're FCC.
Speaker 5: Is going to shut us down either way.
Speaker 1: I don't have to worry about that. I think we're good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So Jay Scoop filled in stepped in this year. Jayscoop
Speaker 1: gave me the gift of Ukrainian money. I have never
Speaker 1: touched Ukrainian money. I now own two hundred dollars or
Speaker 1: whatever they call their money there in Ukraine, a gift
Speaker 1: of Jay Scoop. We figured out that two hundred dollars
Speaker 1: in Ukrainian money is worth five dollars in US money.
Speaker 1: So you'll be a baller if you go to the Ukraine.
Speaker 1: Of course, you'll also have to deal with missiles coming
Speaker 1: over your head and landing on you. Speaking of that,
Speaker 1: Jayscoop is going back to the Ukraine on the day
Speaker 1: of the MLB trade deadline August. First. He's gonna do planes, trains,
Speaker 1: and automobiles. There are no direct flights to Ukraine because
Speaker 1: there's a war going on, so the airlines don't want
Speaker 1: to fly into a war zone, and so Jayscoop's got
Speaker 1: to go into that demilitarized zone. And he explained kind
Speaker 1: of how he gets there, Danny, but he'll he'll fly
Speaker 1: to a country near the Ukraine. He'll then take a
Speaker 1: train and then finally I think he will take a
Speaker 1: car to cross over into that country. And he said
Speaker 1: that most of the time he's planning on being in Kiev,
Speaker 1: which is the big city there, or Kiev, I guess
Speaker 1: they call it now now. But he would not go
Speaker 1: into a lot of details. He's not fighting for Ukraine,
Speaker 1: but he is running missions, you know, bringing supplies out
Speaker 1: to the to the military people that are fighting the Russians.
Speaker 1: So we wish Jay Scoop a lot of fun. It
Speaker 1: was great to meet him in Big Lou or not Meat,
Speaker 1: I already met him, but Big Lou from the LBC.
Speaker 1: What can Lou do for you? Big Lou stop by.
Speaker 1: That was pretty cool to catch up with Big Lou.
Speaker 5: Well did he bring fat cells?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm upset with Cooper Loop. Let me tell
Speaker 1: you something. Okay, So, as you know, I'm doing this
Speaker 1: intermittent fasting, so I don't eat. I eat once a day.
Speaker 1: I try not to eat at night, you know whatever.
Speaker 1: So listeners come by, and there's been a tradition with
Speaker 1: the people that show up that if you come by,
Speaker 1: you got to bring bring some right, usually food, pretty easy,
Speaker 1: that's the price to get in if you want to
Speaker 1: see the radio station and on it. So Rod brought
Speaker 1: fat cells and Coop asked if I wanted fat seals,
Speaker 1: and I said no, that's very very nice of Rod,
Speaker 1: the Ambassador Vegas Field. But I'm doing my diet. I'm okay.
Speaker 1: So then Big Lou came in like a couple nights later.
Speaker 1: I was like, hey, Big Louz, I got food and
Speaker 1: all that. I got some food. Coop didn't even ask,
Speaker 1: he just assumed that I did not want fat cells. Hey,
Speaker 1: it's not right. That's that is a faux pas by
Speaker 1: the Kooper Loop. So you know, I tried to use
Speaker 1: some diplomacy and all that I tried to be polite
Speaker 1: and I was like, you know, listen, here's you know,
Speaker 1: here's the deal. But even though I'm doing this ridiculous,
Speaker 1: fugazy diet, I want Coop to be a mensch, and
Speaker 1: a mensch was like, hey, do you want a sandwich?
Speaker 1: Because maybe I would fall off the wagon. Maybe I
Speaker 1: would say, Okay, I'll take that sandwich because I love
Speaker 1: the fat cell sandwich. I'll eat the sandwich. I'll be
Speaker 1: happy with the sandwich, and then i'll fast after the sandwich.
Speaker 1: But I was not given that opportunity, so that that
Speaker 1: rubbed me the wrong way. The phrase of the week
Speaker 1: the phrase, oh wait, this is an actual phrase. We
Speaker 1: tell you about the origin of the phrase that is
Speaker 1: in the lexicon. And the phrase of the week this
Speaker 1: week is butter him up. You ever talk a version
Speaker 1: of that, I'm gonna butter that person up.
Speaker 5: You know, like you go into it, You're gonna the wheel.
Speaker 1: Exactly, You're go into it. You're trying to flatter someone, right,
Speaker 1: That's how you'd say, you butter them up. You're gonna
Speaker 1: butter their popcorn.
Speaker 5: Whatever.
Speaker 1: So I use this from time to time. I think
Speaker 1: most people do. They're trying to get a job, you're
Speaker 1: trying to win a you know, date and all that.
Speaker 1: You know, you know, try to butter the other person up.
Speaker 1: And so this actually goes back this fascinating the term
Speaker 1: butter him up or butter her up goes back to
Speaker 1: ancient India. Who knew, as Vic the Brick would say,
Speaker 1: So it goes back to ancient India. There's a a
Speaker 1: customary re religious act in ancient India, and here's what
Speaker 1: it involves. So devotees would try to I was the
Speaker 1: way I'm sure they would ask for forgiveness or ask
Speaker 1: for a favor from their gods. The gods were statues.
Speaker 1: They had statues the gods. The gods aren't actually there
Speaker 1: because they just had the statue. So they would throw
Speaker 1: balls of butter at the statues of their gods in
Speaker 1: ancient India. And that was meant as a way to
Speaker 1: ask the gods for forgiveness if they fucked up excuse
Speaker 1: my language, excuse my French, or asked for a favor
Speaker 1: if they needed something. So it's throwing actual butter at
Speaker 1: statues of ancient gods. You think they still do that
Speaker 1: in India.
Speaker 5: I don't know. But butter makes everything better.
Speaker 1: When in doubt, throw butter out.
Speaker 5: That's the one. I mean.
Speaker 4: You think about the best restaurants we like, and it's
Speaker 4: because they butter everything up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Butter's wonderful. You can butter your biscuits, you can
Speaker 1: butter your you know anything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know.
Speaker 1: I make pizza, garlic twists. You can put little butter
Speaker 1: on that. It just the flavor. I'm baking cookies all
Speaker 1: the time. Obviously butter a big part of that. But
Speaker 1: you can't go wrong with the butter. You cannot go
Speaker 1: wrong with butter. Time Now for a brief, brief trip
Speaker 1: into the scientifical world, and that means our guy Ohio
Speaker 1: au silence. So these are some science stories that we've
Speaker 1: uncovered from the week, and we determined in honor of
Speaker 1: that old show I used to love it, Penn and Teller,
Speaker 1: these old comedians did a TV show and it was
Speaker 1: bullshit was the name of the show. You had to
Speaker 1: figure out what is real and what is you know
Speaker 1: bs and here we go. So can you hear it?
Speaker 1: Scientists have proven that people can hear silence for the
Speaker 1: first time, you have a sound of silence and all that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: a new study found that our brains actively process silence itself,
Speaker 1: and people also thought one continuous silence was longer than
Speaker 1: two separate ones. So somewhere that old Simon and Garfuckle
Speaker 1: tune right, that's back back in the front burner now.
Speaker 4: So I have a pair of wireless that have noise canceling,
Speaker 4: and when I turn that sucker up to ten, it's
Speaker 4: a beautiful sound of nothing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I do like going in. One thing I like
Speaker 1: about going into the radio station is not the long drive,
Speaker 1: not the burning of gas, none of that. Not the
Speaker 1: vagrants that I have to walk past to get to
Speaker 1: the building in La none of that. But when I
Speaker 1: come in there, I usually get there about an hour
Speaker 1: before the show, so I can kind of do some
Speaker 1: last minute things because there's games going on. And I'll
Speaker 1: go into the old studio and it is so quiet
Speaker 1: in there. There's no noise, and I love it. I
Speaker 1: absolutely love it. It's so good. I can just sit
Speaker 1: in there and I can concentrate. There's nothing messing with
Speaker 1: me at all, no sounds, nothing.
Speaker 5: The only thing you can hear in there is cockroaches
Speaker 5: rubbing their legs together.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, and if a skunk ever gets in the air, conditioning.
Speaker 1: The air conditioning vents are right above that room, and
Speaker 1: so that means we would just be completely carpetbaged who
Speaker 1: ever is in there with that. But scienceists have proven
Speaker 1: you can't hear the sound of science. This one seems
Speaker 1: kind of obvious from the science world, but it says that,
Speaker 1: and this is important for you, Danny. You got a
Speaker 1: little fella pop it out here in a few minutes
Speaker 1: a few days. And they say that playing board games
Speaker 1: can make your child perform better in school. So buy
Speaker 1: a bunch of old school board games and when your
Speaker 1: kid's old enough, there and they say games based on
Speaker 1: numbers like Monopoly and things like that can actually it's
Speaker 1: been proven that they help math. Isn't this kind of
Speaker 1: obvious though? Do you really need to study? Do you
Speaker 1: need a bunch of scientists to get together and make
Speaker 1: a big deal. But I don't know.
Speaker 5: I played at all.
Speaker 4: It was one of the reasons my mom would throw
Speaker 4: all the board games down in front of us and say,
Speaker 4: get off your stupid Nintendo and play a board game.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I played a bunch of board games, but that's
Speaker 1: because that you know, we're around the same age, Danny.
Speaker 1: We didn't really have and once the Nintendo things started,
Speaker 1: and then you got that one, the duck Hunt game
Speaker 1: with the oh yeah, wow, that's my duck. That was
Speaker 1: that was great.
Speaker 5: That was good.
Speaker 1: But we played Monopoly, Shoots and Ladders, we played Clue,
Speaker 1: we play house Trap, but I played that Hungry Hungry Hippo.
Speaker 1: That was kind of cool. Operation all the big ones,
Speaker 1: all the big games back in the day, and spoiler alert,
Speaker 1: I sucked at math, but I played those games. I
Speaker 1: use a version of math, I call it malord math,
Speaker 1: which which I like. Well, here's a fun story from
Speaker 1: the science world and the environmental wackos. As the late
Speaker 1: Rush Limbaugh would say, it would have a He would
Speaker 1: have a field day with this if he was still around.
Speaker 1: So there is new research out there says having a
Speaker 1: fish tank is as bad for the environment as wait
Speaker 1: for it, driving what. Yeah. Yeah, they're claiming that having
Speaker 1: you know, a couple of goldfish and all that. They
Speaker 1: say that that is the problem. Keeping a tank of fish,
Speaker 1: you know, tropical fish or whatever, contributes as much greenhouse
Speaker 1: gas as driving thousands of miles in a car on
Speaker 1: a motorbike a car or motorbike. According to a study
Speaker 1: this was done by some fed up university named Cardiff
Speaker 1: University Water Research Institute in the UK, and they claim
Speaker 1: that they're in the In the United Kingdom, there's four
Speaker 1: million households that own a pet fish, and it's estimated
Speaker 1: seventy percent of those that keep fish have a tropical
Speaker 1: freshwater aquarium, which of course is killing the world. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, everything we do, Dan, he's killing the world.
Speaker 1: Have you noticed that? Have you noticed the trend? There?
Speaker 1: A shortness to.
Speaker 3: Breadth and pain in my left arm and my left shoulder.
Speaker 1: And I'll say, hell, I say, Coop, make sure this
Speaker 1: guy gets some some medical attention.
Speaker 5: Coop.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So they say, accorded to estimates depending on the
Speaker 1: size and the running conditions, on average, a tropical aquarium
Speaker 1: produces an estimated eighty five point three kg of CO
Speaker 1: two per year. They say that if you do the
Speaker 1: math on that, it's the same as traveling three thousand,
Speaker 1: four hundred and eighty three miles on a motorcycle. Is
Speaker 1: the is the claim. So there you go. I never
Speaker 1: had a fish thing. I well, I'd not sure I
Speaker 1: had a goldfish, but these coldfish lasted like a couple
Speaker 1: of days and that was it. He had to flush them,
Speaker 1: give them the burial at sea, and flush them out
Speaker 1: down the toilet and all that.
Speaker 5: How does that work? Ben?
Speaker 4: If you were to take a motorcycle that many thousands
Speaker 4: of mine files, you'd be taking your pollution on the
Speaker 4: road literally. But if you have a stationary tank, is
Speaker 4: that just polluting your little area.
Speaker 1: The reason this story doesn't make sense is because it's bullshit.
Speaker 1: That's why it's bullshit. That's why the story doesn't make sense.
Speaker 1: There's a bunch of space stories. I don't know how
Speaker 1: many is we want to get into. But scientists claim
Speaker 1: they've discovered a giant heat emitting radioactive object buried on
Speaker 1: the Moon. You want to explain that one, Danny buried
Speaker 1: on the Moon, Yes, buried on the Moon. They don't
Speaker 1: believe it came from the US Space Mission. They didn't
Speaker 1: bury any radioactive stuff on the Moon.
Speaker 4: This definitely came from a crew from Mars who we
Speaker 4: have yet to meet.
Speaker 1: But hopefully they do not turn us into As a
Speaker 1: congress person said this week, UFOs have the technology to
Speaker 1: turn us into charcoal briquettes. Yeah, that's that's uplifting, thank you.
Speaker 4: Yes, finally we met some other life form and they
Speaker 4: take out flame throwers.
Speaker 1: Yes, and we're we're in a barbecue. On that train
Speaker 1: of thought, a new discovery suggesting in the science world
Speaker 1: that there could that's a weasel word, could be alien
Speaker 1: life on Venus. Yeah. This is the coining of research
Speaker 1: conducted by Royal Astronomical Society, and they revealed the presence
Speaker 1: of FOSSi Fossiphena believe it is in the atmosphere and Venus. Anyway,
Speaker 1: they put all this crap together and they a new
Speaker 1: study here here this year claims that they believe there
Speaker 1: could be goblins alien life on Venus. Wouldn't that be
Speaker 1: something if all these creatures that supposedly are visiting the
Speaker 1: planet are actually just from a few planets over, and
Speaker 1: they're not from far far away out you know, deep
Speaker 1: in deep space. They're just right next to us.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we just did we We didn't lift the most
Speaker 4: obvious rock right next to us.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. What if you like the moon? You know that?
Speaker 1: I mean I saw a twilight zone when I was
Speaker 1: a kid. My dad just loved the toilets O Bay recipes.
Speaker 1: But they had like the backside of the moone like
Speaker 1: we've only visited one part of them. With the backside.
Speaker 1: That's where all the action is, you know, that's where
Speaker 1: all the the people live or whatever they're called.
Speaker 4: Well, you know, we sanitize the spacecraft that we send
Speaker 4: to Mars because forever we've known that that planet has
Speaker 4: the best conditions for life to be on the planet.
Speaker 5: So it's interesting. I've not heard this about Venus before.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it just came out this last week. We'll get
Speaker 1: out on this. The latest creature from hell in Australia.
Speaker 1: Did you guys talk about this on Cavino and Rich Danny.
Speaker 1: There was a footage from Australia went viral on TikTok
Speaker 1: eleven million views allegedly. I think most of those are bots,
Speaker 1: but a lot of views supposedly. And this thing looks
Speaker 1: like a hybrid between how would I describe it. It's
Speaker 1: got like some qualities of a lobster mixed with a scorpion.
Speaker 1: It's wild. I never seen any nobody had ever seen
Speaker 1: anything like this before. And so this was in Western Australia.
Speaker 1: So I want to know if our friend Ozzie was
Speaker 1: had ever seen one of these things, if he knows
Speaker 1: what we're talking about. So it's got like wings and
Speaker 1: it looks like it's got a stinger. It's stabbed in
Speaker 1: the video clip, it stabbed the air. It's got a
Speaker 1: sharp tail, like I said, it's got like a hybrid
Speaker 1: of a stick and a scorpion. And people are trying
Speaker 1: to figure out what a was. So they finally found out.
Speaker 1: According to an entomologist from Western Australia, they said, this
Speaker 1: is a walking stick insect. And they said that it's
Speaker 1: actually not venomous, even though it looks like the stuff
Speaker 1: you had nightmares about when you were eight years old.
Speaker 1: They say that it's not venomous and that the reason
Speaker 1: no one's ever seen it before is because it's so
Speaker 1: good at camouflaging. It's like a chameleon. It blends into
Speaker 1: its environment so people don't see them. And they're out
Speaker 1: in Western Australia where Ozzie Wahz and like five other
Speaker 1: people live, and they say that despite all the video
Speaker 1: clip and all the dancing and all that these things
Speaker 1: ten inches long, they say that they they are not
Speaker 1: venomous as I said, they're they're tremendous at camouflage and
Speaker 1: that this is just a technique that they use, this
Speaker 1: this dance routine. It's a defense mechanism to ward off
Speaker 1: potential predators.
Speaker 5: So well, it's not venomous, what's the purpose of it?
Speaker 4: If I ever get to meet God, I'm going to
Speaker 4: take out my old school Al Davis projector. Yeah, and
Speaker 4: I'm going to go through certain species like this and
Speaker 4: ask him what was the point of this one?
Speaker 5: How about that one? What's the point of this one
Speaker 5: right here?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Well, why do alligators have such short little, you know, legs,
Speaker 1: but they have the massive mouth and the teeth and
Speaker 1: all that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're just trying to give us a chance?
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's that about? Have you seen this thing? By
Speaker 1: the way to anyhow? You want me to send you
Speaker 1: the clip?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 1: I mean, let me quick on this here s it's
Speaker 1: on the Evil TikTok. Are you on? You're not a
Speaker 1: TikTok we're too old? Yeah, no, no, we don't do
Speaker 1: the TikTok. Oh, they deleted the page.
Speaker 4: Actually, we appreciate you being a custom since twenty fifteen.
Speaker 1: Yes, operators are standing by. We'll get to your call
Speaker 1: as soon as possible. So I sent the link. It
Speaker 1: should be delivered here and just scroll down and there's
Speaker 1: a little video clip. It's not very long. It's been
Speaker 1: viewed eleven point seven million times at this point. The
Speaker 1: Creature from Hell, The Creature from Hell. See here you
Speaker 1: got Oh, I found that. I actually found the direct link.
Speaker 1: If you want, I can send it to this just
Speaker 1: worked here. It's just oh and I'm looking at it
Speaker 1: right now. Yeah. Yeah, doesn't that look like something out
Speaker 1: of a like.
Speaker 5: A Yeah, but.
Speaker 4: They need to put a quarter or a penny next
Speaker 4: to it so we have, you know, perspective.
Speaker 5: How big is that thing?
Speaker 1: Big enough? Yeah, it's hard. It is hard to tell
Speaker 1: from that how big it is. But you can click on.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, all, I think I cicked the wrong and
Speaker 1: see that's the link of it. That's the sound of
Speaker 1: it there. Yeah, anyway, we'll get out on that. It
Speaker 1: is Friday, Dandy, a day of rest for me after
Speaker 1: doing the overnight show. You have work to be done today,
Speaker 1: do you not? You have things to do today?
Speaker 5: I am off because Covino and rich are off today.
Speaker 1: Oh they are. Oh so when they're off, you're you
Speaker 1: don't have to work? Huh?
Speaker 4: Well yeah, that's a pipe dream, because they're off next
Speaker 4: Tuesday and Wednesday, and I'm working those days.
Speaker 1: So no Tuesday, Wednesday, you never supposed to take Tuesday
Speaker 1: and Wednesday. You just take Monday and Friday. You don't
Speaker 1: take Tuesday and Wednesday.
Speaker 5: Well they're off Monday too, but I'm taking that one off.
Speaker 1: Oh you are taking Monday. Yeah, it's next week a holiday?
Speaker 1: Is there some kind of a no?
Speaker 5: This is this is the weekday, the five days.
Speaker 4: They broke it up in between two weeks, but these
Speaker 4: were their summer days off.
Speaker 1: Ah, so they they missed the mark a little bit
Speaker 1: because next week you have the franchise tag deadline day
Speaker 1: to sign con on Monday, and then Tuesday NFL training camp.
Speaker 1: How about that? NFL training camp begins for some teams
Speaker 1: on Tuesday. I believe Tuesday. That's why they do the
Speaker 1: franchise take deadline. But you know that's just guys getting
Speaker 1: hurt at training camp. We'll get out, have a wonderful
Speaker 1: day today. We got a full week in a podcast.
Speaker 1: Wait to hear the story never before told story Life
Speaker 1: of mallor life of Danny. I know, Danny, You've got
Speaker 1: some great stories you're gonna tell from Vegas, right, Some
Speaker 1: things that happened there last weekend.
Speaker 5: A bunch of hookers in cocaine.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that and Jerry West I think I don't
Speaker 1: know anyway, and Chuck the Condor have a wonderful rest
Speaker 1: of your day. We'll talk to you next time.
Speaker 5: See you tomorrow later. Skater gotta murder, I gotta go.