1 00:00:00,720 --> 00:00:01,440 Speaker 1: Kubbooms. 2 00:00:02,279 --> 00:00:05,400 Speaker 2: If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes 3 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:09,160 Speaker 2: a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants 4 00:00:09,200 --> 00:00:12,480 Speaker 2: of the old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He 5 00:00:12,600 --> 00:00:15,520 Speaker 2: treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the 6 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:17,480 Speaker 2: rich pill poppers in the penthouse. 7 00:00:18,079 --> 00:00:18,360 Speaker 1: Wow. 8 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:22,320 Speaker 2: The Clearinghouse of Hot takes break free for something special. 9 00:00:22,680 --> 00:00:29,560 Speaker 2: The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now in the. 10 00:00:29,600 --> 00:00:37,800 Speaker 3: A Andreewaere back at it, a brand spanking new edition 11 00:00:38,320 --> 00:00:41,040 Speaker 3: of the Fifth Hour with Ben Mahler and Danny g. 12 00:00:41,880 --> 00:00:45,960 Speaker 1: We thank you for joining us on our weekend adventure. 13 00:00:45,960 --> 00:00:49,240 Speaker 1: This is a companion podcast. Danny, we keep people company. 14 00:00:50,159 --> 00:00:54,440 Speaker 4: It's quite the companion because last weekend, every time I 15 00:00:54,480 --> 00:00:57,640 Speaker 4: was about to go out to the Strip or Fremont 16 00:00:57,680 --> 00:00:59,960 Speaker 4: Street and get in trouble, I was like, none, No, 17 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:02,400 Speaker 4: let me turn on the Fifth Hour podcast and work 18 00:01:02,440 --> 00:01:03,280 Speaker 4: on that sucker. 19 00:01:03,680 --> 00:01:06,280 Speaker 1: Yeah clearly, see yeah, you know, don't go out there 20 00:01:06,280 --> 00:01:11,880 Speaker 1: and take part in the human cesspool, the jellyfish that 21 00:01:11,920 --> 00:01:15,759 Speaker 1: are swimming around on Freemont Street. But that's my favorite. See, 22 00:01:15,800 --> 00:01:17,760 Speaker 1: that's my spot. Though I liked, I like freemonths p. 23 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:20,119 Speaker 1: I'm sure You'll have plenty of stories this weekend about 24 00:01:20,160 --> 00:01:25,000 Speaker 1: your your Vegas sojourn. But on this podcast, the Friday 25 00:01:25,160 --> 00:01:27,039 Speaker 1: Podcast as we like to call it, or you can 26 00:01:27,040 --> 00:01:30,520 Speaker 1: listen whenever you want. But the malor Polooza post game, 27 00:01:30,560 --> 00:01:33,399 Speaker 1: we paid big money for this, Danny g. We have 28 00:01:33,520 --> 00:01:37,360 Speaker 1: the exclusive post game from the most important night of 29 00:01:37,560 --> 00:01:41,640 Speaker 1: overnight sports radio during the month of July, the malor 30 00:01:42,440 --> 00:01:47,360 Speaker 1: Poloosa Never Heard of Them, which was a stunning show. 31 00:01:47,680 --> 00:01:50,120 Speaker 1: We'll go over all the details. Nobody else has this 32 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:52,640 Speaker 1: content that you're about to hear. You will not hear 33 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:55,920 Speaker 1: this on anyone else. ESPN wishes they had at CBS, NBC, 34 00:01:56,600 --> 00:01:59,880 Speaker 1: but only here on the fifth hour we hear that 35 00:02:00,080 --> 00:02:04,320 Speaker 1: we have a bit of diplomacy the phrase of the week, 36 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:09,000 Speaker 1: and we will get side typical. We can get scientifical 37 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:13,480 Speaker 1: as well. But we begin with what was a magical, 38 00:02:14,680 --> 00:02:20,560 Speaker 1: magical night, a festival of audio goodness, as we welcomed 39 00:02:20,960 --> 00:02:25,040 Speaker 1: the great Unwashed. And I've said for many years we've 40 00:02:25,040 --> 00:02:27,720 Speaker 1: done this talent show we called the Malard Palooza. Now 41 00:02:27,919 --> 00:02:29,400 Speaker 1: we've done it for a long time, and I've always 42 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:32,080 Speaker 1: pointed out a listen, a lot of people that are 43 00:02:32,160 --> 00:02:35,560 Speaker 1: kind of hidden that are up late because they can't 44 00:02:35,600 --> 00:02:39,760 Speaker 1: sleep or they're working or whatever brings them to the 45 00:02:40,639 --> 00:02:44,000 Speaker 1: to the radio show. And these people need to be 46 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:47,400 Speaker 1: celebrated because they got talent. And that's not puffery and 47 00:02:47,440 --> 00:02:50,320 Speaker 1: all that we've heard it. We've heard it over the years. 48 00:02:50,360 --> 00:02:52,640 Speaker 1: We've we've had people that have been very good. And 49 00:02:52,720 --> 00:02:56,120 Speaker 1: so this is the one night of the year where 50 00:02:56,120 --> 00:03:01,639 Speaker 1: we wax poetic and allow allow well regular peoples call 51 00:03:01,680 --> 00:03:05,760 Speaker 1: a show to do their thing. And this year we 52 00:03:06,160 --> 00:03:07,920 Speaker 1: had a bunch of acts. I was a little concerned 53 00:03:07,960 --> 00:03:11,240 Speaker 1: though if you listened to the show, we had some 54 00:03:11,320 --> 00:03:14,400 Speaker 1: confusion about the actual date. Cooper Loop was away the 55 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:17,640 Speaker 1: week before, so we had a couple of dates we 56 00:03:17,680 --> 00:03:20,840 Speaker 1: were looking at. I was very worried it wasn't gonna 57 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:24,920 Speaker 1: work out because when we went on the air on 58 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:29,440 Speaker 1: Sunday night in the Monday, we only had two acts. 59 00:03:29,919 --> 00:03:33,120 Speaker 1: That's not enough acts. You need more than to act. 60 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:35,160 Speaker 1: So there was a bit of panic at the Audio 61 00:03:35,240 --> 00:03:38,480 Speaker 1: dojo as we were we were trying to figure out, like, 62 00:03:38,520 --> 00:03:40,880 Speaker 1: are we gonna get enough people to do this? Has 63 00:03:41,080 --> 00:03:43,960 Speaker 1: this kind of played out? You know, you're always worried 64 00:03:43,960 --> 00:03:45,760 Speaker 1: about that because we only do it once a year. 65 00:03:46,200 --> 00:03:49,920 Speaker 1: And the greatest one of these things we ever did was, 66 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:53,360 Speaker 1: and I can be effusive in my praise because it 67 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:57,800 Speaker 1: was amazing, was during COVID because nobody had anything to do, 68 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:03,240 Speaker 1: and nobody had and if you have jobs, nobody was working. 69 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:07,560 Speaker 1: People were just sitting around and board out of their mind, 70 00:04:07,720 --> 00:04:08,760 Speaker 1: pulling their hair out. 71 00:04:09,360 --> 00:04:12,559 Speaker 5: The vaccine gave people superpowers. 72 00:04:11,880 --> 00:04:17,880 Speaker 1: Yes, yes, clearly outstanding abilities, uh to do all kinds 73 00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:21,680 Speaker 1: of things. And so that was a very impressive, very 74 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:25,720 Speaker 1: impressive Malard Palooza. And we've done it every year since. 75 00:04:25,720 --> 00:04:27,920 Speaker 1: We take one night usually around the All Star week 76 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:31,800 Speaker 1: in baseball, because that is the primo spot on the 77 00:04:31,839 --> 00:04:35,920 Speaker 1: calendar to do something like this, and we let it, 78 00:04:36,120 --> 00:04:38,359 Speaker 1: let it flow, and it was it was great. We 79 00:04:38,480 --> 00:04:40,440 Speaker 1: ended up having a ton of acts. In fact, we 80 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:43,400 Speaker 1: actually didn't even have time, as it turned out, for 81 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:46,279 Speaker 1: everyone that wanted to be part of it. We ran 82 00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:52,960 Speaker 1: out of slots. And here's how it went. On the acts. 83 00:04:53,040 --> 00:04:59,200 Speaker 1: We started with Matt, who began the festivities from from Nashville. Now, 84 00:04:59,240 --> 00:05:03,760 Speaker 1: Matt had a very very unique act on the show, 85 00:05:03,880 --> 00:05:07,720 Speaker 1: and it was controversial because Eddie did not appreciate the 86 00:05:07,760 --> 00:05:11,520 Speaker 1: gift that this man had and Cooper Loop and the 87 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:13,920 Speaker 1: you know, Chris was in that night running the board. 88 00:05:14,040 --> 00:05:18,720 Speaker 1: And these guys did not quite grasp the magic that 89 00:05:18,760 --> 00:05:22,360 Speaker 1: we were listening to now was not a perfect performance. 90 00:05:23,080 --> 00:05:27,520 Speaker 1: But this cat Matt who ended up in the top four, 91 00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:32,520 Speaker 1: he did the nose trumpet. He sounded like he was 92 00:05:32,560 --> 00:05:36,880 Speaker 1: playing the trumpet with his nose. What an amazing gift, 93 00:05:37,680 --> 00:05:39,520 Speaker 1: What a gift. And we were lucky to hear that. 94 00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:43,120 Speaker 1: We had Mitchell called in. We had a couple guys 95 00:05:43,160 --> 00:05:47,760 Speaker 1: named Mitchell. Mitchell at Ohio. We had Pam. Now this 96 00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:50,000 Speaker 1: is an interesting story, Danny. So Pam called us up 97 00:05:50,040 --> 00:05:54,240 Speaker 1: from Seattle. She's never called the show before. And she 98 00:05:54,400 --> 00:06:00,279 Speaker 1: played the viola, not the violin, No no, no old, 99 00:06:00,640 --> 00:06:03,240 Speaker 1: and she let me tell you something. All right, I'm 100 00:06:03,240 --> 00:06:05,719 Speaker 1: gonna go Mary Poppins. I'm gonna go Mary pop ups 101 00:06:05,720 --> 00:06:09,680 Speaker 1: on hers. She was super califragilistic, xbiali dosies. She was amazing. 102 00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:14,800 Speaker 1: It was superb and we were like show. She played 103 00:06:14,839 --> 00:06:16,880 Speaker 1: the baseball like kind of sound you'd hear at the 104 00:06:17,080 --> 00:06:20,559 Speaker 1: the organ the baseball game. Obviously it was not an organ, 105 00:06:21,360 --> 00:06:23,600 Speaker 1: but that song you hear at baseball games to fire 106 00:06:23,680 --> 00:06:24,560 Speaker 1: up the crowd. 107 00:06:25,040 --> 00:06:26,520 Speaker 5: Yeah, it was cool. 108 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:30,400 Speaker 1: We had Chris Do I think, oh Chris, Oh Mitchell, 109 00:06:30,440 --> 00:06:32,280 Speaker 1: I think I go out to the original Mitchell was 110 00:06:32,320 --> 00:06:35,200 Speaker 1: I think the guitar guy. And then Chris and some 111 00:06:35,240 --> 00:06:37,080 Speaker 1: of the guys were offended because he played the guitar 112 00:06:37,960 --> 00:06:40,040 Speaker 1: and he just did it on his phone. We had 113 00:06:40,240 --> 00:06:43,000 Speaker 1: a guy named Chris who did comedy, no key card guy. 114 00:06:43,600 --> 00:06:47,720 Speaker 1: We had the Boston Burper. That's a big time act, 115 00:06:47,720 --> 00:06:53,680 Speaker 1: the Boston Burper. This guy burped the entire mallord oath. Yeah, 116 00:06:53,960 --> 00:06:57,039 Speaker 1: and and people said, I got some criticism, Danny because 117 00:06:57,040 --> 00:06:59,760 Speaker 1: people said I overrated. I built up this guy two 118 00:06:59,800 --> 00:07:03,919 Speaker 1: months and I think I undervalued the Boston Burper. That 119 00:07:04,040 --> 00:07:07,720 Speaker 1: is a superpower. That is more of a superpower than 120 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:10,200 Speaker 1: iron Man has. Iron Man just wears a suit. This 121 00:07:10,280 --> 00:07:15,400 Speaker 1: guy has the god given ability to burp on command. 122 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:22,920 Speaker 1: And that was superior. It was just awesome. So Boston Burper. 123 00:07:22,960 --> 00:07:26,320 Speaker 1: We had Kathy and Madison. She submitted an act. We 124 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:31,680 Speaker 1: love Kathy. Michael was in this Dick and Dayton without 125 00:07:31,760 --> 00:07:34,680 Speaker 1: any musical instrument. The Dixter got up there and did 126 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:37,560 Speaker 1: his thing. Part of the Mallard Paloosa. 127 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:39,080 Speaker 5: Did he go acapella? 128 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:44,240 Speaker 1: You know the thing that Dick does, and he's got 129 00:07:44,240 --> 00:07:46,960 Speaker 1: this technique despite the fact that he's in multiple bands. 130 00:07:47,560 --> 00:07:50,920 Speaker 1: It's fascinating because he will start out singing the song 131 00:07:51,280 --> 00:07:55,600 Speaker 1: perfectly and then at some point, and we're not sure why, 132 00:07:56,600 --> 00:08:03,120 Speaker 1: he just starts mumbling. He mumbles some of the lyrics 133 00:08:03,160 --> 00:08:08,440 Speaker 1: and it's fascinating. And I'm pretty confident Danny that Dick 134 00:08:08,480 --> 00:08:11,280 Speaker 1: and Dayton has not heard any of the podcasts that 135 00:08:11,320 --> 00:08:15,320 Speaker 1: we do. Dick is old school. He is terrestrial radio. 136 00:08:15,720 --> 00:08:19,400 Speaker 1: I imagine he has like a one that takes like 137 00:08:19,480 --> 00:08:23,360 Speaker 1: three double A batteries. He's such an anomaly, like he's 138 00:08:23,360 --> 00:08:26,080 Speaker 1: stuck back in time and I love him, but I'm 139 00:08:26,440 --> 00:08:30,800 Speaker 1: almost positive he's never heard the podcast because that would 140 00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:33,320 Speaker 1: be a departure from what he knows, right, and he's 141 00:08:33,840 --> 00:08:36,000 Speaker 1: nobody wants to leave their comfort zone and all that, 142 00:08:36,160 --> 00:08:38,599 Speaker 1: so he pretty much bear hugs. 143 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:43,679 Speaker 5: The radio. Oh, he's definitely a transistor radio boy. 144 00:08:44,280 --> 00:08:48,800 Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, and AM radio, not FM radio. Am radio 145 00:08:49,040 --> 00:08:52,560 Speaker 1: because that's what was the first radio, is am radio, 146 00:08:52,640 --> 00:08:55,320 Speaker 1: and then the FM came and now it's all streaming 147 00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:58,720 Speaker 1: and digital and all that. But I'm guessing the dixter 148 00:08:58,880 --> 00:09:02,760 Speaker 1: bumps heads with the FM dial because there's a lot 149 00:09:02,800 --> 00:09:05,560 Speaker 1: of musical He's a sports guy. Although many sports stations 150 00:09:05,640 --> 00:09:08,160 Speaker 1: around the country, not in LA, but many sports stations 151 00:09:08,160 --> 00:09:14,240 Speaker 1: are now on FM and all on the stream and 152 00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:15,640 Speaker 1: and all that. So we had Dick and Dayton. Who 153 00:09:15,640 --> 00:09:18,439 Speaker 1: else did we have? We had Ohio Al, the man 154 00:09:18,559 --> 00:09:22,120 Speaker 1: from this podcast who's done so so many wonderful things 155 00:09:22,120 --> 00:09:26,000 Speaker 1: for this podcast, and he really packed a wallap ohio 156 00:09:26,120 --> 00:09:31,480 Speaker 1: Al a wonderful tune about the show. He made references 157 00:09:31,559 --> 00:09:34,360 Speaker 1: to so many great callers on the show. That was 158 00:09:34,360 --> 00:09:36,120 Speaker 1: a lot of fun. We had Mitchell in Ohio who 159 00:09:36,120 --> 00:09:37,320 Speaker 1: tried stand up comedy. 160 00:09:38,520 --> 00:09:39,760 Speaker 5: I'm sure that went well. 161 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:42,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, I did not go well. Michael also, I believe 162 00:09:42,400 --> 00:09:45,240 Speaker 1: did stand up come He was I think Pennsylvania want 163 00:09:45,240 --> 00:09:47,400 Speaker 1: to say, I'm trying to remember at the time I had, 164 00:09:47,440 --> 00:09:51,079 Speaker 1: but he was. He was pretty good. It's very difficult 165 00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:55,840 Speaker 1: to do stand up comedy. It's very hard because you 166 00:09:55,920 --> 00:09:59,920 Speaker 1: have no we don't react, and you have nobody, you know, 167 00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:02,480 Speaker 1: nobody that's really playing along with you. We ow no 168 00:10:02,640 --> 00:10:06,520 Speaker 1: key card guy. I think he did the malor battle 169 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:09,920 Speaker 1: cry like a like a boot camp you know in 170 00:10:09,960 --> 00:10:12,600 Speaker 1: boot camp when you're marching, you know those military movies 171 00:10:12,640 --> 00:10:16,319 Speaker 1: where you yeah, you have to chant. He did that. 172 00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:19,319 Speaker 1: That was good. Mitchell and Ohios he said he did comedy. 173 00:10:19,320 --> 00:10:22,160 Speaker 1: That was a disaster. Marcel and Brooklyn closed it out 174 00:10:22,280 --> 00:10:28,120 Speaker 1: the Mallard Palooza and Marcel really nailed it. He absolutely 175 00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:32,959 Speaker 1: nailed it there. Marcell was awesome. What yeah, Marcell was great. 176 00:10:33,040 --> 00:10:35,000 Speaker 1: I don't know, he just started singing. You know, he's 177 00:10:35,160 --> 00:10:35,679 Speaker 1: doing his thing. 178 00:10:36,440 --> 00:10:38,240 Speaker 5: This isn't that the number one station anymore? 179 00:10:38,320 --> 00:10:38,600 Speaker 1: Is It's? 180 00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:41,959 Speaker 5: It was good. I thought that was good. 181 00:10:42,320 --> 00:10:44,920 Speaker 1: So the winner of the vote, the studio vote, those 182 00:10:44,920 --> 00:10:46,800 Speaker 1: of us that were judges, we had Jay Scoop and 183 00:10:46,920 --> 00:10:52,440 Speaker 1: more on that in a minute. The studio vote, the 184 00:10:52,480 --> 00:10:56,360 Speaker 1: top three on the studio vote we had Ohio. Al 185 00:10:58,040 --> 00:11:00,920 Speaker 1: came in in third place, so he got the bronze medal. 186 00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:05,480 Speaker 1: The silver medal went to Pam from Seattle to Viola, 187 00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:10,400 Speaker 1: And the winner of the studio vote was the Boston Burper. 188 00:11:10,559 --> 00:11:13,320 Speaker 1: He did not get a perfect score. Did not get 189 00:11:13,320 --> 00:11:16,240 Speaker 1: a perfect score, but the Boston Burper got a forty 190 00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:21,160 Speaker 1: seven and a half out of a possible fifty. That's 191 00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:22,600 Speaker 1: pretty damn good. 192 00:11:23,640 --> 00:11:24,840 Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know. 193 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:29,080 Speaker 4: This sounds like the scoring of the Slam dunk competition. 194 00:11:29,679 --> 00:11:33,360 Speaker 1: Yeah no, no, no, no, no, this was this one 195 00:11:33,440 --> 00:11:37,880 Speaker 1: not now. There were some shenanigans with Chris totally screwed 196 00:11:37,880 --> 00:11:41,480 Speaker 1: over Marcel because Marcell doesn't know who Chris is, and 197 00:11:41,520 --> 00:11:44,760 Speaker 1: so Chris was offended by that and docked him, gave him, 198 00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:49,880 Speaker 1: I believe a zero on that. So that was that 199 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,360 Speaker 1: was ourwas so and we had the vote of the public. 200 00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:54,640 Speaker 1: You know what, who won that based on the Twitter 201 00:11:54,760 --> 00:11:58,160 Speaker 1: And we had the top four up there, and Marcel 202 00:11:58,240 --> 00:12:00,559 Speaker 1: would have been in the top four if he had 203 00:12:00,559 --> 00:12:03,280 Speaker 1: not gotten is there He needed a two. If he'd 204 00:12:03,320 --> 00:12:06,080 Speaker 1: gotten a two from Chris, he would have been there. 205 00:12:06,120 --> 00:12:10,040 Speaker 1: And then as a surprise, Danny, the day after the 206 00:12:10,080 --> 00:12:15,400 Speaker 1: mal Or palooza, Blair in Maine called up and he 207 00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:18,960 Speaker 1: was all upset, right, he was. He was a glass 208 00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:23,120 Speaker 1: house of emotion. He was bouncing around. And there was 209 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:25,600 Speaker 1: a bit of controversy in the show, a little bit 210 00:12:25,640 --> 00:12:30,280 Speaker 1: of a hullabaloo because Blair said I'm not I'm not 211 00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:35,360 Speaker 1: worried about Marcel while going on a rant making a 212 00:12:35,360 --> 00:12:41,800 Speaker 1: commotion about Marcel. So they continue their great rivalry as 213 00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:45,240 Speaker 1: that goes on. Those two guys, Boy, what a kerfluffle 214 00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:48,360 Speaker 1: they have had a side by side on this, so 215 00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:51,320 Speaker 1: that was that was interesting. We had random We had 216 00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:54,440 Speaker 1: some people who stand up. Tony from the Bay Area 217 00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:58,400 Speaker 1: just did stand up. These are not professionalis and inca terror. 218 00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:01,320 Speaker 1: I love n because he was not the judge this year. 219 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:04,439 Speaker 1: Jay Scoop was, but Inka Tereara's like, it's a lot 220 00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:07,640 Speaker 1: easier to do the talent show when you're not actually 221 00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:11,920 Speaker 1: being judged, which is a fair point. These guys just 222 00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:14,120 Speaker 1: called up. They kept doing acts. We had some scratch 223 00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:18,760 Speaker 1: off sing a little bit. It was interesting. It was 224 00:13:19,040 --> 00:13:22,280 Speaker 1: like a trying to grab power, trying to take over 225 00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:25,480 Speaker 1: the airwaves the day after. 226 00:13:26,120 --> 00:13:29,440 Speaker 5: So definitely have the most talented listeners in all of radio. 227 00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:33,040 Speaker 1: Well you can't compete with a burper, a nose trumpet. 228 00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:37,760 Speaker 1: I mean, we had legitimate music from Pam and Seattle. 229 00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:40,360 Speaker 1: So it was a magical night all the way around 230 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:43,280 Speaker 1: and thanks to everyone that participated. We'll do it again 231 00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:48,240 Speaker 1: next year, same time, same batstation. Hopefully if you missed 232 00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:50,360 Speaker 1: out this year, you can do something next year. But 233 00:13:50,440 --> 00:13:52,600 Speaker 1: I've learned over the years most people do not plan 234 00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:55,120 Speaker 1: for months for this. Some people do, but most people 235 00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:57,679 Speaker 1: just if they happen to be listening and they have something, 236 00:13:57,720 --> 00:14:02,599 Speaker 1: they'll just go for it. We had multiple big names 237 00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:06,040 Speaker 1: in studio this week, Danny, we had listeners. Now that 238 00:14:06,120 --> 00:14:09,840 Speaker 1: COVID's long gone, we're able to have people back in 239 00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:14,040 Speaker 1: the audio dojo. And it started out with Rod, the 240 00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:18,840 Speaker 1: ambassador of Bakersfield, who you've met. Yeah, Rod's good people. 241 00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:21,000 Speaker 1: He blessed us with an appearance. He and his lovely 242 00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:23,320 Speaker 1: wife drove down from Baker's Field, which is about one 243 00:14:23,360 --> 00:14:27,040 Speaker 1: hundred miles as the crow flies from. 244 00:14:27,080 --> 00:14:29,080 Speaker 5: His drunk friend wasn't with him this time. 245 00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:31,800 Speaker 1: No, no, I did bust his chops about that. Yeah, Yeah, 246 00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:34,480 Speaker 1: he did bust his chops about that. Yeah. He famously 247 00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:37,360 Speaker 1: drove down with this drunk dude and we had We 248 00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:39,200 Speaker 1: had to get Rod to the lead because we were 249 00:14:39,240 --> 00:14:41,200 Speaker 1: worried the guy was going to break stuff. 250 00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:43,800 Speaker 5: Not good. 251 00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:46,000 Speaker 1: So I caught up with Rob. We had outseeen Rod. 252 00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:49,400 Speaker 1: Rod had some little medical maladies, not little, they were 253 00:14:49,480 --> 00:14:52,600 Speaker 1: kind of big, and he explained everything. But he's back, 254 00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:54,920 Speaker 1: he's working, he's doing his thing. Life's back to normal, 255 00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:58,920 Speaker 1: which is wild considering how sick Rod was. And then 256 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:02,560 Speaker 1: later in the week had jayscoop on the malor palooza. I, 257 00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:06,120 Speaker 1: as we mentioned, we changed it up. Inca Terror has 258 00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:09,120 Speaker 1: been the judge for years from New York, the classically 259 00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:14,440 Speaker 1: trained pianist from New York, well not originally from New York, 260 00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:17,600 Speaker 1: but living there in upstate New York, and he's been 261 00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:20,600 Speaker 1: part of the pianist Well, well, you know whatever, I 262 00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:22,320 Speaker 1: don't I don't tell you call it. Is that what 263 00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:25,680 Speaker 1: you call it? What you call it? Right? Yeah? 264 00:15:25,840 --> 00:15:28,960 Speaker 5: Thing? Yeah, he said, pianist, I said, pianist. 265 00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:32,840 Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, you know you're FCC. 266 00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:33,840 Speaker 5: Is going to shut us down either way. 267 00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:36,119 Speaker 1: I don't have to worry about that. I think we're good. Yeah, 268 00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:39,840 Speaker 1: So Jay Scoop filled in stepped in this year. Jayscoop 269 00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:44,800 Speaker 1: gave me the gift of Ukrainian money. I have never 270 00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:49,360 Speaker 1: touched Ukrainian money. I now own two hundred dollars or 271 00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:53,360 Speaker 1: whatever they call their money there in Ukraine, a gift 272 00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:57,240 Speaker 1: of Jay Scoop. We figured out that two hundred dollars 273 00:15:57,240 --> 00:16:02,240 Speaker 1: in Ukrainian money is worth five dollars in US money. 274 00:16:03,320 --> 00:16:05,440 Speaker 1: So you'll be a baller if you go to the Ukraine. 275 00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:09,560 Speaker 1: Of course, you'll also have to deal with missiles coming 276 00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:12,400 Speaker 1: over your head and landing on you. Speaking of that, 277 00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:18,280 Speaker 1: Jayscoop is going back to the Ukraine on the day 278 00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:22,160 Speaker 1: of the MLB trade deadline August. First. He's gonna do planes, trains, 279 00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:25,480 Speaker 1: and automobiles. There are no direct flights to Ukraine because 280 00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:28,920 Speaker 1: there's a war going on, so the airlines don't want 281 00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:32,720 Speaker 1: to fly into a war zone, and so Jayscoop's got 282 00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:38,120 Speaker 1: to go into that demilitarized zone. And he explained kind 283 00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:41,160 Speaker 1: of how he gets there, Danny, but he'll he'll fly 284 00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:44,960 Speaker 1: to a country near the Ukraine. He'll then take a 285 00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:48,880 Speaker 1: train and then finally I think he will take a 286 00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:54,080 Speaker 1: car to cross over into that country. And he said 287 00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:56,520 Speaker 1: that most of the time he's planning on being in Kiev, 288 00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:59,360 Speaker 1: which is the big city there, or Kiev, I guess 289 00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:02,680 Speaker 1: they call it now now. But he would not go 290 00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:05,920 Speaker 1: into a lot of details. He's not fighting for Ukraine, 291 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:11,280 Speaker 1: but he is running missions, you know, bringing supplies out 292 00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:14,920 Speaker 1: to the to the military people that are fighting the Russians. 293 00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:17,040 Speaker 1: So we wish Jay Scoop a lot of fun. It 294 00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:19,520 Speaker 1: was great to meet him in Big Lou or not Meat, 295 00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:21,600 Speaker 1: I already met him, but Big Lou from the LBC. 296 00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:25,560 Speaker 1: What can Lou do for you? Big Lou stop by. 297 00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:28,480 Speaker 1: That was pretty cool to catch up with Big Lou. 298 00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:30,680 Speaker 5: Well did he bring fat cells? 299 00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:33,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm upset with Cooper Loop. Let me tell 300 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:37,760 Speaker 1: you something. Okay, So, as you know, I'm doing this 301 00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:40,719 Speaker 1: intermittent fasting, so I don't eat. I eat once a day. 302 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,480 Speaker 1: I try not to eat at night, you know whatever. 303 00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:47,000 Speaker 1: So listeners come by, and there's been a tradition with 304 00:17:47,119 --> 00:17:48,800 Speaker 1: the people that show up that if you come by, 305 00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:54,200 Speaker 1: you got to bring bring some right, usually food, pretty easy, 306 00:17:54,359 --> 00:17:57,240 Speaker 1: that's the price to get in if you want to 307 00:17:57,240 --> 00:18:02,359 Speaker 1: see the radio station and on it. So Rod brought 308 00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:05,359 Speaker 1: fat cells and Coop asked if I wanted fat seals, 309 00:18:05,359 --> 00:18:07,480 Speaker 1: and I said no, that's very very nice of Rod, 310 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:09,760 Speaker 1: the Ambassador Vegas Field. But I'm doing my diet. I'm okay. 311 00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:13,480 Speaker 1: So then Big Lou came in like a couple nights later. 312 00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:16,679 Speaker 1: I was like, hey, Big Louz, I got food and 313 00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:19,960 Speaker 1: all that. I got some food. Coop didn't even ask, 314 00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:24,520 Speaker 1: he just assumed that I did not want fat cells. Hey, 315 00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:30,160 Speaker 1: it's not right. That's that is a faux pas by 316 00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:34,040 Speaker 1: the Kooper Loop. So you know, I tried to use 317 00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:36,359 Speaker 1: some diplomacy and all that I tried to be polite 318 00:18:36,359 --> 00:18:38,159 Speaker 1: and I was like, you know, listen, here's you know, 319 00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:42,000 Speaker 1: here's the deal. But even though I'm doing this ridiculous, 320 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:45,760 Speaker 1: fugazy diet, I want Coop to be a mensch, and 321 00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:47,800 Speaker 1: a mensch was like, hey, do you want a sandwich? 322 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,760 Speaker 1: Because maybe I would fall off the wagon. Maybe I 323 00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:53,280 Speaker 1: would say, Okay, I'll take that sandwich because I love 324 00:18:53,359 --> 00:18:56,399 Speaker 1: the fat cell sandwich. I'll eat the sandwich. I'll be 325 00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:59,200 Speaker 1: happy with the sandwich, and then i'll fast after the sandwich. 326 00:19:00,359 --> 00:19:02,960 Speaker 1: But I was not given that opportunity, so that that 327 00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:06,639 Speaker 1: rubbed me the wrong way. The phrase of the week 328 00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:09,280 Speaker 1: the phrase, oh wait, this is an actual phrase. We 329 00:19:09,359 --> 00:19:12,040 Speaker 1: tell you about the origin of the phrase that is 330 00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:14,919 Speaker 1: in the lexicon. And the phrase of the week this 331 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:20,560 Speaker 1: week is butter him up. You ever talk a version 332 00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:22,840 Speaker 1: of that, I'm gonna butter that person up. 333 00:19:22,880 --> 00:19:25,560 Speaker 5: You know, like you go into it, You're gonna the wheel. 334 00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:28,160 Speaker 1: Exactly, You're go into it. You're trying to flatter someone, right, 335 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:30,560 Speaker 1: That's how you'd say, you butter them up. You're gonna 336 00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:31,760 Speaker 1: butter their popcorn. 337 00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:32,119 Speaker 5: Whatever. 338 00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:35,560 Speaker 1: So I use this from time to time. I think 339 00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:38,080 Speaker 1: most people do. They're trying to get a job, you're 340 00:19:38,119 --> 00:19:41,160 Speaker 1: trying to win a you know, date and all that. 341 00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:43,119 Speaker 1: You know, you know, try to butter the other person up. 342 00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:47,200 Speaker 1: And so this actually goes back this fascinating the term 343 00:19:47,359 --> 00:19:50,639 Speaker 1: butter him up or butter her up goes back to 344 00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:55,280 Speaker 1: ancient India. Who knew, as Vic the Brick would say, 345 00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:58,439 Speaker 1: So it goes back to ancient India. There's a a 346 00:19:58,640 --> 00:20:03,280 Speaker 1: customary re religious act in ancient India, and here's what 347 00:20:03,359 --> 00:20:09,720 Speaker 1: it involves. So devotees would try to I was the 348 00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:13,760 Speaker 1: way I'm sure they would ask for forgiveness or ask 349 00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:17,600 Speaker 1: for a favor from their gods. The gods were statues. 350 00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:20,240 Speaker 1: They had statues the gods. The gods aren't actually there 351 00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:22,760 Speaker 1: because they just had the statue. So they would throw 352 00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:27,960 Speaker 1: balls of butter at the statues of their gods in 353 00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:31,439 Speaker 1: ancient India. And that was meant as a way to 354 00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:35,679 Speaker 1: ask the gods for forgiveness if they fucked up excuse 355 00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:39,640 Speaker 1: my language, excuse my French, or asked for a favor 356 00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:45,680 Speaker 1: if they needed something. So it's throwing actual butter at 357 00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:51,040 Speaker 1: statues of ancient gods. You think they still do that 358 00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:51,880 Speaker 1: in India. 359 00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:57,000 Speaker 5: I don't know. But butter makes everything better. 360 00:20:58,359 --> 00:20:59,920 Speaker 1: When in doubt, throw butter out. 361 00:21:00,119 --> 00:21:01,600 Speaker 5: That's the one. I mean. 362 00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:05,680 Speaker 4: You think about the best restaurants we like, and it's 363 00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:08,120 Speaker 4: because they butter everything up. 364 00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:11,760 Speaker 1: Yeah, Butter's wonderful. You can butter your biscuits, you can 365 00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:13,080 Speaker 1: butter your you know anything. 366 00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:13,800 Speaker 2: Yeah, you know. 367 00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:17,520 Speaker 1: I make pizza, garlic twists. You can put little butter 368 00:21:17,640 --> 00:21:21,679 Speaker 1: on that. It just the flavor. I'm baking cookies all 369 00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:23,520 Speaker 1: the time. Obviously butter a big part of that. But 370 00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:26,159 Speaker 1: you can't go wrong with the butter. You cannot go 371 00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:30,159 Speaker 1: wrong with butter. Time Now for a brief, brief trip 372 00:21:30,359 --> 00:21:37,400 Speaker 1: into the scientifical world, and that means our guy Ohio 373 00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:57,880 Speaker 1: au silence. So these are some science stories that we've 374 00:21:57,920 --> 00:22:01,280 Speaker 1: uncovered from the week, and we determined in honor of 375 00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:03,200 Speaker 1: that old show I used to love it, Penn and Teller, 376 00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:05,800 Speaker 1: these old comedians did a TV show and it was 377 00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:08,520 Speaker 1: bullshit was the name of the show. You had to 378 00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:11,520 Speaker 1: figure out what is real and what is you know 379 00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:17,240 Speaker 1: bs and here we go. So can you hear it? 380 00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:23,520 Speaker 1: Scientists have proven that people can hear silence for the 381 00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:27,320 Speaker 1: first time, you have a sound of silence and all that. Yeah, 382 00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:34,200 Speaker 1: a new study found that our brains actively process silence itself, 383 00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:40,960 Speaker 1: and people also thought one continuous silence was longer than 384 00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:48,000 Speaker 1: two separate ones. So somewhere that old Simon and Garfuckle 385 00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:54,040 Speaker 1: tune right, that's back back in the front burner now. 386 00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:59,960 Speaker 4: So I have a pair of wireless that have noise canceling, 387 00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:03,720 Speaker 4: and when I turn that sucker up to ten, it's 388 00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:06,000 Speaker 4: a beautiful sound of nothing. 389 00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:09,879 Speaker 1: Yeah, I do like going in. One thing I like 390 00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:15,320 Speaker 1: about going into the radio station is not the long drive, 391 00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:20,119 Speaker 1: not the burning of gas, none of that. Not the 392 00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:22,280 Speaker 1: vagrants that I have to walk past to get to 393 00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:25,840 Speaker 1: the building in La none of that. But when I 394 00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:27,440 Speaker 1: come in there, I usually get there about an hour 395 00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:28,840 Speaker 1: before the show, so I can kind of do some 396 00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:31,840 Speaker 1: last minute things because there's games going on. And I'll 397 00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:34,560 Speaker 1: go into the old studio and it is so quiet 398 00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:38,639 Speaker 1: in there. There's no noise, and I love it. I 399 00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:41,240 Speaker 1: absolutely love it. It's so good. I can just sit 400 00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:45,960 Speaker 1: in there and I can concentrate. There's nothing messing with 401 00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:48,199 Speaker 1: me at all, no sounds, nothing. 402 00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:51,000 Speaker 5: The only thing you can hear in there is cockroaches 403 00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:52,240 Speaker 5: rubbing their legs together. 404 00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:57,240 Speaker 1: Well, yeah, and if a skunk ever gets in the air, conditioning. 405 00:23:57,280 --> 00:23:59,280 Speaker 1: The air conditioning vents are right above that room, and 406 00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:02,359 Speaker 1: so that means we would just be completely carpetbaged who 407 00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:05,879 Speaker 1: ever is in there with that. But scienceists have proven 408 00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:09,800 Speaker 1: you can't hear the sound of science. This one seems 409 00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:12,840 Speaker 1: kind of obvious from the science world, but it says that, 410 00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:16,480 Speaker 1: and this is important for you, Danny. You got a 411 00:24:16,119 --> 00:24:18,679 Speaker 1: little fella pop it out here in a few minutes 412 00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:23,320 Speaker 1: a few days. And they say that playing board games 413 00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:29,280 Speaker 1: can make your child perform better in school. So buy 414 00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:31,760 Speaker 1: a bunch of old school board games and when your 415 00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:34,840 Speaker 1: kid's old enough, there and they say games based on 416 00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:38,160 Speaker 1: numbers like Monopoly and things like that can actually it's 417 00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:40,639 Speaker 1: been proven that they help math. Isn't this kind of 418 00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:42,760 Speaker 1: obvious though? Do you really need to study? Do you 419 00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:46,560 Speaker 1: need a bunch of scientists to get together and make 420 00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:47,480 Speaker 1: a big deal. But I don't know. 421 00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:48,880 Speaker 5: I played at all. 422 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,480 Speaker 4: It was one of the reasons my mom would throw 423 00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:54,320 Speaker 4: all the board games down in front of us and say, 424 00:24:54,359 --> 00:24:57,560 Speaker 4: get off your stupid Nintendo and play a board game. 425 00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:01,080 Speaker 1: Yeah. I played a bunch of board games, but that's 426 00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:03,040 Speaker 1: because that you know, we're around the same age, Danny. 427 00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:05,600 Speaker 1: We didn't really have and once the Nintendo things started, 428 00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:07,880 Speaker 1: and then you got that one, the duck Hunt game 429 00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:14,600 Speaker 1: with the oh yeah, wow, that's my duck. That was 430 00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:15,240 Speaker 1: that was great. 431 00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:16,080 Speaker 5: That was good. 432 00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:20,160 Speaker 1: But we played Monopoly, Shoots and Ladders, we played Clue, 433 00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:25,480 Speaker 1: we play house Trap, but I played that Hungry Hungry Hippo. 434 00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:29,440 Speaker 1: That was kind of cool. Operation all the big ones, 435 00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:34,520 Speaker 1: all the big games back in the day, and spoiler alert, 436 00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:37,520 Speaker 1: I sucked at math, but I played those games. I 437 00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:40,399 Speaker 1: use a version of math, I call it malord math, 438 00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:44,239 Speaker 1: which which I like. Well, here's a fun story from 439 00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:47,320 Speaker 1: the science world and the environmental wackos. As the late 440 00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:49,240 Speaker 1: Rush Limbaugh would say, it would have a He would 441 00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:50,919 Speaker 1: have a field day with this if he was still around. 442 00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:54,639 Speaker 1: So there is new research out there says having a 443 00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:59,560 Speaker 1: fish tank is as bad for the environment as wait 444 00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:08,080 Speaker 1: for it, driving what. Yeah. Yeah, they're claiming that having 445 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:13,120 Speaker 1: you know, a couple of goldfish and all that. They 446 00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:16,639 Speaker 1: say that that is the problem. Keeping a tank of fish, 447 00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:21,400 Speaker 1: you know, tropical fish or whatever, contributes as much greenhouse 448 00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:25,159 Speaker 1: gas as driving thousands of miles in a car on 449 00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:29,639 Speaker 1: a motorbike a car or motorbike. According to a study 450 00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:34,320 Speaker 1: this was done by some fed up university named Cardiff 451 00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:40,359 Speaker 1: University Water Research Institute in the UK, and they claim 452 00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:43,720 Speaker 1: that they're in the In the United Kingdom, there's four 453 00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:47,800 Speaker 1: million households that own a pet fish, and it's estimated 454 00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:51,600 Speaker 1: seventy percent of those that keep fish have a tropical 455 00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:57,840 Speaker 1: freshwater aquarium, which of course is killing the world. Oh 456 00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:00,800 Speaker 1: my god, everything we do, Dan, he's killing the world. 457 00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:02,840 Speaker 1: Have you noticed that? Have you noticed the trend? There? 458 00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:04,520 Speaker 1: A shortness to. 459 00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:07,680 Speaker 3: Breadth and pain in my left arm and my left shoulder. 460 00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:12,600 Speaker 1: And I'll say, hell, I say, Coop, make sure this 461 00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:14,560 Speaker 1: guy gets some some medical attention. 462 00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:14,960 Speaker 5: Coop. 463 00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:19,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, So they say, accorded to estimates depending on the 464 00:27:19,359 --> 00:27:23,280 Speaker 1: size and the running conditions, on average, a tropical aquarium 465 00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:28,879 Speaker 1: produces an estimated eighty five point three kg of CO 466 00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:32,879 Speaker 1: two per year. They say that if you do the 467 00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:35,720 Speaker 1: math on that, it's the same as traveling three thousand, 468 00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:40,600 Speaker 1: four hundred and eighty three miles on a motorcycle. Is 469 00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:45,320 Speaker 1: the is the claim. So there you go. I never 470 00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:46,879 Speaker 1: had a fish thing. I well, I'd not sure I 471 00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:50,000 Speaker 1: had a goldfish, but these coldfish lasted like a couple 472 00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:52,239 Speaker 1: of days and that was it. He had to flush them, 473 00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:54,360 Speaker 1: give them the burial at sea, and flush them out 474 00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:55,600 Speaker 1: down the toilet and all that. 475 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:56,920 Speaker 5: How does that work? Ben? 476 00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:59,719 Speaker 4: If you were to take a motorcycle that many thousands 477 00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:03,320 Speaker 4: of mine files, you'd be taking your pollution on the 478 00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:07,960 Speaker 4: road literally. But if you have a stationary tank, is 479 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,760 Speaker 4: that just polluting your little area. 480 00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:13,000 Speaker 1: The reason this story doesn't make sense is because it's bullshit. 481 00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:16,600 Speaker 1: That's why it's bullshit. That's why the story doesn't make sense. 482 00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:19,720 Speaker 1: There's a bunch of space stories. I don't know how 483 00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:22,480 Speaker 1: many is we want to get into. But scientists claim 484 00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:27,760 Speaker 1: they've discovered a giant heat emitting radioactive object buried on 485 00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:32,760 Speaker 1: the Moon. You want to explain that one, Danny buried 486 00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:35,800 Speaker 1: on the Moon, Yes, buried on the Moon. They don't 487 00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:39,240 Speaker 1: believe it came from the US Space Mission. They didn't 488 00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:41,240 Speaker 1: bury any radioactive stuff on the Moon. 489 00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:48,200 Speaker 4: This definitely came from a crew from Mars who we 490 00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:49,280 Speaker 4: have yet to meet. 491 00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:53,600 Speaker 1: But hopefully they do not turn us into As a 492 00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:57,000 Speaker 1: congress person said this week, UFOs have the technology to 493 00:28:57,040 --> 00:29:02,840 Speaker 1: turn us into charcoal briquettes. Yeah, that's that's uplifting, thank you. 494 00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:07,520 Speaker 4: Yes, finally we met some other life form and they 495 00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:08,920 Speaker 4: take out flame throwers. 496 00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:13,960 Speaker 1: Yes, and we're we're in a barbecue. On that train 497 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:18,520 Speaker 1: of thought, a new discovery suggesting in the science world 498 00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:22,160 Speaker 1: that there could that's a weasel word, could be alien 499 00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:27,800 Speaker 1: life on Venus. Yeah. This is the coining of research 500 00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:34,120 Speaker 1: conducted by Royal Astronomical Society, and they revealed the presence 501 00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:41,320 Speaker 1: of FOSSi Fossiphena believe it is in the atmosphere and Venus. Anyway, 502 00:29:41,120 --> 00:29:46,080 Speaker 1: they put all this crap together and they a new 503 00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:52,040 Speaker 1: study here here this year claims that they believe there 504 00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:58,760 Speaker 1: could be goblins alien life on Venus. Wouldn't that be 505 00:29:58,760 --> 00:30:02,520 Speaker 1: something if all these creatures that supposedly are visiting the 506 00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:06,160 Speaker 1: planet are actually just from a few planets over, and 507 00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:08,520 Speaker 1: they're not from far far away out you know, deep 508 00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:11,120 Speaker 1: in deep space. They're just right next to us. 509 00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:14,640 Speaker 4: Yeah, we just did we We didn't lift the most 510 00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:16,880 Speaker 4: obvious rock right next to us. 511 00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:20,400 Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. What if you like the moon? You know that? 512 00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:22,920 Speaker 1: I mean I saw a twilight zone when I was 513 00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:25,320 Speaker 1: a kid. My dad just loved the toilets O Bay recipes. 514 00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:28,320 Speaker 1: But they had like the backside of the moone like 515 00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:30,360 Speaker 1: we've only visited one part of them. With the backside. 516 00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:32,200 Speaker 1: That's where all the action is, you know, that's where 517 00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:35,000 Speaker 1: all the the people live or whatever they're called. 518 00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:39,080 Speaker 4: Well, you know, we sanitize the spacecraft that we send 519 00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:43,640 Speaker 4: to Mars because forever we've known that that planet has 520 00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:48,600 Speaker 4: the best conditions for life to be on the planet. 521 00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:52,040 Speaker 5: So it's interesting. I've not heard this about Venus before. 522 00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:56,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, it just came out this last week. We'll get 523 00:30:56,400 --> 00:31:01,680 Speaker 1: out on this. The latest creature from hell in Australia. 524 00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:04,200 Speaker 1: Did you guys talk about this on Cavino and Rich Danny. 525 00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:07,120 Speaker 1: There was a footage from Australia went viral on TikTok 526 00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:10,040 Speaker 1: eleven million views allegedly. I think most of those are bots, 527 00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:16,000 Speaker 1: but a lot of views supposedly. And this thing looks 528 00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:21,440 Speaker 1: like a hybrid between how would I describe it. It's 529 00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:27,760 Speaker 1: got like some qualities of a lobster mixed with a scorpion. 530 00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:32,360 Speaker 1: It's wild. I never seen any nobody had ever seen 531 00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:36,480 Speaker 1: anything like this before. And so this was in Western Australia. 532 00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:39,520 Speaker 1: So I want to know if our friend Ozzie was 533 00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:41,360 Speaker 1: had ever seen one of these things, if he knows 534 00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:48,520 Speaker 1: what we're talking about. So it's got like wings and 535 00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:52,000 Speaker 1: it looks like it's got a stinger. It's stabbed in 536 00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:55,600 Speaker 1: the video clip, it stabbed the air. It's got a 537 00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:59,240 Speaker 1: sharp tail, like I said, it's got like a hybrid 538 00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:03,760 Speaker 1: of a stick and a scorpion. And people are trying 539 00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:06,440 Speaker 1: to figure out what a was. So they finally found out. 540 00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:12,240 Speaker 1: According to an entomologist from Western Australia, they said, this 541 00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:18,360 Speaker 1: is a walking stick insect. And they said that it's 542 00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:21,959 Speaker 1: actually not venomous, even though it looks like the stuff 543 00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:24,640 Speaker 1: you had nightmares about when you were eight years old. 544 00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:29,880 Speaker 1: They say that it's not venomous and that the reason 545 00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:33,480 Speaker 1: no one's ever seen it before is because it's so 546 00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:37,480 Speaker 1: good at camouflaging. It's like a chameleon. It blends into 547 00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:39,720 Speaker 1: its environment so people don't see them. And they're out 548 00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:42,520 Speaker 1: in Western Australia where Ozzie Wahz and like five other 549 00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:47,400 Speaker 1: people live, and they say that despite all the video 550 00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:50,240 Speaker 1: clip and all the dancing and all that these things 551 00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:53,920 Speaker 1: ten inches long, they say that they they are not 552 00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:57,320 Speaker 1: venomous as I said, they're they're tremendous at camouflage and 553 00:32:57,360 --> 00:33:00,640 Speaker 1: that this is just a technique that they use, this 554 00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:05,120 Speaker 1: this dance routine. It's a defense mechanism to ward off 555 00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:06,560 Speaker 1: potential predators. 556 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:12,480 Speaker 5: So well, it's not venomous, what's the purpose of it? 557 00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:15,360 Speaker 4: If I ever get to meet God, I'm going to 558 00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:19,239 Speaker 4: take out my old school Al Davis projector. Yeah, and 559 00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:22,600 Speaker 4: I'm going to go through certain species like this and 560 00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:24,280 Speaker 4: ask him what was the point of this one? 561 00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:26,120 Speaker 5: How about that one? What's the point of this one 562 00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:26,800 Speaker 5: right here? 563 00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:31,880 Speaker 1: Yeah? Well, why do alligators have such short little, you know, legs, 564 00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:35,000 Speaker 1: but they have the massive mouth and the teeth and 565 00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:35,360 Speaker 1: all that. 566 00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:37,760 Speaker 5: Yeah, you're just trying to give us a chance? 567 00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:41,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, what's that about? Have you seen this thing? By 568 00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:42,320 Speaker 1: the way to anyhow? You want me to send you 569 00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:42,880 Speaker 1: the clip? 570 00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:43,800 Speaker 5: All right? 571 00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:47,240 Speaker 1: I mean, let me quick on this here s it's 572 00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:49,640 Speaker 1: on the Evil TikTok. Are you on? You're not a 573 00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:53,440 Speaker 1: TikTok we're too old? Yeah, no, no, we don't do 574 00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:55,560 Speaker 1: the TikTok. Oh, they deleted the page. 575 00:33:55,600 --> 00:34:01,960 Speaker 4: Actually, we appreciate you being a custom since twenty fifteen. 576 00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:05,280 Speaker 1: Yes, operators are standing by. We'll get to your call 577 00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:09,640 Speaker 1: as soon as possible. So I sent the link. It 578 00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:12,399 Speaker 1: should be delivered here and just scroll down and there's 579 00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:14,839 Speaker 1: a little video clip. It's not very long. It's been 580 00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:20,520 Speaker 1: viewed eleven point seven million times at this point. The 581 00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:26,960 Speaker 1: Creature from Hell, The Creature from Hell. See here you 582 00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,319 Speaker 1: got Oh, I found that. I actually found the direct link. 583 00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:31,480 Speaker 1: If you want, I can send it to this just 584 00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:34,279 Speaker 1: worked here. It's just oh and I'm looking at it 585 00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:36,640 Speaker 1: right now. Yeah. Yeah, doesn't that look like something out 586 00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:37,359 Speaker 1: of a like. 587 00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:39,719 Speaker 5: A Yeah, but. 588 00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:43,359 Speaker 4: They need to put a quarter or a penny next 589 00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:46,120 Speaker 4: to it so we have, you know, perspective. 590 00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:47,080 Speaker 5: How big is that thing? 591 00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:50,839 Speaker 1: Big enough? Yeah, it's hard. It is hard to tell 592 00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:53,120 Speaker 1: from that how big it is. But you can click on. 593 00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:55,239 Speaker 1: Oh wait, all, I think I cicked the wrong and 594 00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:57,200 Speaker 1: see that's the link of it. That's the sound of 595 00:34:57,360 --> 00:35:01,920 Speaker 1: it there. Yeah, anyway, we'll get out on that. It 596 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:05,479 Speaker 1: is Friday, Dandy, a day of rest for me after 597 00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:09,560 Speaker 1: doing the overnight show. You have work to be done today, 598 00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:11,400 Speaker 1: do you not? You have things to do today? 599 00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:15,720 Speaker 5: I am off because Covino and rich are off today. 600 00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:18,600 Speaker 1: Oh they are. Oh so when they're off, you're you 601 00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:20,520 Speaker 1: don't have to work? Huh? 602 00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:24,600 Speaker 4: Well yeah, that's a pipe dream, because they're off next 603 00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:28,000 Speaker 4: Tuesday and Wednesday, and I'm working those days. 604 00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:32,400 Speaker 1: So no Tuesday, Wednesday, you never supposed to take Tuesday 605 00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:34,239 Speaker 1: and Wednesday. You just take Monday and Friday. You don't 606 00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:35,320 Speaker 1: take Tuesday and Wednesday. 607 00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:38,799 Speaker 5: Well they're off Monday too, but I'm taking that one off. 608 00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:42,040 Speaker 1: Oh you are taking Monday. Yeah, it's next week a holiday? 609 00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:43,560 Speaker 1: Is there some kind of a no? 610 00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:46,520 Speaker 5: This is this is the weekday, the five days. 611 00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:49,279 Speaker 4: They broke it up in between two weeks, but these 612 00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:50,839 Speaker 4: were their summer days off. 613 00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:54,799 Speaker 1: Ah, so they they missed the mark a little bit 614 00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:59,239 Speaker 1: because next week you have the franchise tag deadline day 615 00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:03,319 Speaker 1: to sign con on Monday, and then Tuesday NFL training camp. 616 00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:06,720 Speaker 1: How about that? NFL training camp begins for some teams 617 00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:09,239 Speaker 1: on Tuesday. I believe Tuesday. That's why they do the 618 00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:11,600 Speaker 1: franchise take deadline. But you know that's just guys getting 619 00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:14,360 Speaker 1: hurt at training camp. We'll get out, have a wonderful 620 00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:16,480 Speaker 1: day today. We got a full week in a podcast. 621 00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:20,240 Speaker 1: Wait to hear the story never before told story Life 622 00:36:20,239 --> 00:36:22,359 Speaker 1: of mallor life of Danny. I know, Danny, You've got 623 00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:24,440 Speaker 1: some great stories you're gonna tell from Vegas, right, Some 624 00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:25,920 Speaker 1: things that happened there last weekend. 625 00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:27,799 Speaker 5: A bunch of hookers in cocaine. 626 00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:30,879 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that and Jerry West I think I don't 627 00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:35,680 Speaker 1: know anyway, and Chuck the Condor have a wonderful rest 628 00:36:35,719 --> 00:36:38,000 Speaker 1: of your day. We'll talk to you next time. 629 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:42,400 Speaker 5: See you tomorrow later. Skater gotta murder, I gotta go.