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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's today's strawberry letter. Right now the

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Speaker 1: nephew is here though. Yeah, with today's prank phone call.

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Speaker 1: What you got for us now, brand spanking new this one.

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Speaker 1: It's called cripple cast. If three people passed and they can,

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Speaker 1: you know, the family might not have enough money falling

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Speaker 1: came just one can cripple can three people? One case?

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Speaker 1: The concept christ work than money. Listen, mort help you? Hey,

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Speaker 1: how you doing? Are you Calvin? How you doing? My

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Speaker 1: name is Brandon Man, Brandon Giles. UM, I'm calling. We've

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Speaker 1: got somebody that has passed. Actually three people passed away.

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Speaker 1: I thank you for that, man. It was kind of expected,

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Speaker 1: so you know, it wasn't something that caught us off guard.

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Speaker 1: But you know, but all in all, you know, we're

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Speaker 1: still grieving about losing our loved ones. But but I

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Speaker 1: wanted to give you all the call. We're trying to

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Speaker 1: um pick a particular funeral home on who we want

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Speaker 1: to us. Yes, yes, sir, yes sir, okay, we can

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Speaker 1: definitely help you with that. And uh, once again, I

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Speaker 1: just want to you know, just let you know that

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Speaker 1: we can pretty much do the whole game that we

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Speaker 1: we can make sure that your need to take and

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Speaker 1: from you know, from from now on. Um, we're here

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Speaker 1: for you. Just want to get that out. What is

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Speaker 1: your main need? Uh? You said three people? Sir, Yes, yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: I wanted to bring attention to you. Do you guys

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Speaker 1: customized casks? Yes, we do go plating, uh, engraving. We

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Speaker 1: even have a new thing where we can put the

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Speaker 1: picture of the personality outside like a semigloss coatings a

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Speaker 1: couple of hours. Yeah, I don't. I don't need that all.

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Speaker 1: No goal or nothing like that. Listen, listen, what I

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Speaker 1: want to do. Is it any way that you could

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Speaker 1: maybe uh customize a casket that can accommodate three people?

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Speaker 1: Um uh yes, like we we we can. We can

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Speaker 1: customize each individual casket for each individual. No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: Calvin that I didn't want to ask. What I'm saying

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Speaker 1: is if I want to like like I like I said, deep,

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Speaker 1: my could they was all close? You know, I don't

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Speaker 1: have a problem with all three of them being in

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Speaker 1: the same casket. I get you. Um Uh. You know,

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Speaker 1: to my knowledge is as far as I've been in

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Speaker 1: this business, I've never uh, I'm not really sure, we

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Speaker 1: can actually do that. I mean, I mean, but what's

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Speaker 1: the problem if we can get them all in there? Sir?

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Speaker 1: I mean, I think that's a I don't even think

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Speaker 1: for one, it's legal in the state or any state,

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Speaker 1: three people in one casket, um and ethics wise, I I, uh,

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Speaker 1: that's not really something that How can I say that?

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Speaker 1: We actually, you know, but if you customizing a casket, Calvin,

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Speaker 1: then you ought to be able to put there's many

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Speaker 1: people in there if you make it deep enough and

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Speaker 1: wide enough. Ought to be able to get three people

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Speaker 1: in there. Right. Well, the customization is is the outer

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Speaker 1: side of the casket and maybe you know some people

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Speaker 1: uh even put TV screens on the inside or some

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Speaker 1: of their their their loved ones, memorable mementos. We customize

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Speaker 1: it for that, you know. Color wise. Uh so what

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Speaker 1: about when when is a person real big uh you

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Speaker 1: know a Heavin said person, you know you gotta have

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Speaker 1: a casket that can accommodate them, right, yes, But okay,

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Speaker 1: so so you ought to be able to put you

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Speaker 1: ought to be able to put three people in one

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Speaker 1: casket if they can fit. If you put to one

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Speaker 1: way in one other way, then you ought to be

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Speaker 1: to have all three of them in there at one time. Um,

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Speaker 1: is there anybody else around you and your family that

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Speaker 1: can help talk uh with me about this? I'm talking

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Speaker 1: right now. I'm trying to get I'm tryna accommodate my

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Speaker 1: cousins and get them straight. And I'm asking you can

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Speaker 1: we get them in a casket that one casket that

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Speaker 1: can accommodate three people if you put two pillars on end.

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Speaker 1: That's not something we're really just used to doing, cabin

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Speaker 1: but I'm calling you telling you that's the way I

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Speaker 1: want this customized. Man. Brother, Look, brother, brother, just just

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Speaker 1: chill out with custard, all right. So we're trying to

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Speaker 1: get three people. I have a standard plan, it would

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Speaker 1: be a low end standard plan for three individual caskets.

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Speaker 1: We ain't got we all have enough money for three

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Speaker 1: individual caskets. I keep telling you that we got room

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Speaker 1: for one tasking. We we just need to big enough. Man,

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Speaker 1: you could get everybody in. Then close the dope. I'm

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Speaker 1: not I'm not. I don't want to go back and

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Speaker 1: forth with you, sir. I know this is a time.

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Speaker 1: Then go. You ain't gonna go back and forth with me,

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Speaker 1: building to our knees I can bury my family. I

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Speaker 1: don't really know what to tell you, sir, but I'm

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Speaker 1: just really trying to help. I'm trying. Don't you tell

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Speaker 1: me you're gonna get three people in the casket looking good.

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Speaker 1: Cannot do that? You holding that? Man. I'm the one

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Speaker 1: going through bereathing. I understand that, but you are you're

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Speaker 1: you're using language. We can't do it, brother, you hear me,

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Speaker 1: not not no, no hold on my cousin. Them said

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Speaker 1: they wanted to do you. No, sir, No, okay. Look, look,

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Speaker 1: hey man, y'all gonna bury these three people, and you're

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Speaker 1: gonna put all three of them in the same damn

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Speaker 1: casting man to two on one, one on one end

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Speaker 1: and one on the other. One. Man, sir, if you

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Speaker 1: or drinking, just ain't nobody Let me tell you something. Man,

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Speaker 1: Let me say this to you. Your name Calvin, right, yes, yes, okay,

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Speaker 1: so Calvi Calvin. Let me say this to you. Either

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Speaker 1: y'are gonna bury my cousin is the way I wan't,

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Speaker 1: or Calvin, you're gonna get your Who are you talking to?

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Speaker 1: That's what's going now now nothing now, that's it, right there, sir.

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Speaker 1: I've been trying to be as professional as I can.

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Speaker 1: This whole conversation, it's as crazy as it is. But now,

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Speaker 1: nothing crazy about no, no, no, no no. I told

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Speaker 1: you I want you to bury my cousin. Come on

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Speaker 1: down here. I got some place to put your body

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Speaker 1: and your cousin's body. How about that? Huh? Yeah? Because

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Speaker 1: you know you you don't sound too damn confident. You

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Speaker 1: don't sound too confident, Calvin, I'm gonna tell you right now.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right now, this ain't the place

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Speaker 1: and I'm not the one you will be in the

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Speaker 1: ground messing with us. Matter fact, if you come here,

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Speaker 1: you are. How about that? Okay, Calvin, Okay, Calvin, let

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Speaker 1: me tell you something, Calvin, me and Tommy gonna be

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Speaker 1: down there to day. Then I'm bringing Tommy with me.

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Speaker 1: Who it's Tommy? Huh? This is nephew tim Me from

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Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Martin Show. Baby, you just got Frank Calvin. Yo,

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Speaker 1: y'all have me ready to whipboy? Hell y'all, I just

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Speaker 1: want to lose Reginald. That works? Yes, I'm you bet

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Speaker 1: watch with you drink you watch. I'm on your to revenge. Hey, Calvin,

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Speaker 1: give me this man, what's the baddest and I mean

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Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the land. Man, you know

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Speaker 1: it's nothing but the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Y'all got

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Speaker 1: got met me. Y'all ain't with me. But I'm just

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Speaker 1: like two bodies this boy, one body this way, had

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Speaker 1: three different pillars. We work that thing. Three bodies in. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're probably gonna need teen j You're probably gonna need

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Speaker 1: five on each side. But you saved some money, Jay

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Speaker 1: Darling like cat like cat bunks bed for three people.

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Speaker 1: All right, I got a better idea. Go ahead, let

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Speaker 1: me just put him in there fold. Thank you. Up

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Speaker 1: next is my Strawberry letter for today. To have the

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Speaker 1: Strawberry letter. My man wants to share his goodies. We'll

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Speaker 1: get into it right after this. You're listening to The

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show.