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Speaker 1: The Jewils Show on demand, Jewils Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 1: what's up? This is the Jewels Show. You texted us

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Speaker 1: at four one oh six one and said you had

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Speaker 1: a dirty little secret, so we're calling you back. Oh wow, okay, amazing. Wow.

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Speaker 1: We love being called amazing this morning. That wasn't that

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Speaker 1: wasn't expecting this. Can you tell Are you in a

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Speaker 1: spot where you can tell us your dirty little secret

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Speaker 1: right now? Or I am? Now I'm a one right

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Speaker 1: now so yeah I can say it. Um okay, well yeah, basically, um,

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Speaker 1: I got married a few years ago and uh, you

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Speaker 1: know we're right out of college and we have two

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Speaker 1: kids now, so you know, wife gets really busy. And anyway,

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Speaker 1: the dirty little secret is our you know, our friends

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Speaker 1: are always asking us about a sex life, and uh,

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Speaker 1: to be honest with you, we we we say it's great.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's incredible, but you know, we were just

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Speaker 1: embarrassed about it. We really don't like the reality is

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Speaker 1: we're just exhausted all the time and we just kind

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Speaker 1: of just want to lie down. And yeah, we don't

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Speaker 1: want to lie down sometimes it's just relax. We don't

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Speaker 1: even put the TV out. We just kind of lie

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Speaker 1: there exhausted. So what do you tell your friends? Though?

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Speaker 1: You tell your friends that it's like NonStop, oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: all the time, you know, because see they're always they're single. You.

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Speaker 1: They're always talking about how crazy their wives are, and

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Speaker 1: they're like, oh, what's it like being married? And you know,

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Speaker 1: you don't want to just say nothing is happening, so

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Speaker 1: you're lying to them so you can keep up with them.

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Speaker 1: That's the point. Um, Just so it doesn't sound so lame. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I kind of love this, I really kind of love this.

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Speaker 1: And the reason is this all your single men are

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Speaker 1: like out here thinking that marriage is something awful and

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Speaker 1: then that's where the good times go to die. You

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Speaker 1: keep telling them that it's heavenly and all so all

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Speaker 1: of us single ladies out here can get wiped up later.

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Speaker 1: So I didn't make that announced. Yeah, good for you.

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Speaker 1: Let them know it's magical. Even if your intimate time

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Speaker 1: is laying down and watching TV, it's still hot. I

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Speaker 1: think the cool thing about it is that both of

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Speaker 1: you are on the same page, like you know it's

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Speaker 1: not You're like lying to your friends behind your woman's back,

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Speaker 1: and you're both like, now we're both gonna lie that

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Speaker 1: we love her a long time, let me tell you.

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Speaker 1: And it's not like just she's just tired. You're also like,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I have way too long of a day.

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Speaker 1: I do not I don't want to be touched right

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Speaker 1: now exactly. Yeah, yeah, it's cool. I think that's a

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Speaker 1: great lie. You've kind of gone full circle, right because

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Speaker 1: when you're a teenager, especially a teenage boy growing up,

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Speaker 1: you always lie about how many people you've picked up

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Speaker 1: with or you know, oh yeah, dude, that's I've been

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Speaker 1: with so many women at thirteen or fourteen years exactly.

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Speaker 1: But now you've gone back to that, like, dude, I'm

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Speaker 1: having it all the time. You guys don't even know always,

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Speaker 1: but with one woman, your wife, you know, make that

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Speaker 1: sound great? I like this, So is there any reason

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Speaker 1: to tell your friends at this point? I mean, this

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Speaker 1: is one of those lies where it's like I feel

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Speaker 1: like I'm super into it. What do you guys think?

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Speaker 1: I also have a question to like, I feel like,

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Speaker 1: if you're always lying about doing it, how excited are

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Speaker 1: you when you actually do it? Like, do you actually

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Speaker 1: you're like white? I know I always talk about it,

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Speaker 1: but last night was whoa amazing it was almost like

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Speaker 1: the first time in months, but it is okay. So, Nina,

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Speaker 1: what you're saying you think that he should keep the

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Speaker 1: secret absolutely? Yeah, what do you guys think when they

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Speaker 1: get married, I'll come queen. Then you can let them

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Speaker 1: know what they have to look forward to. Can't we

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Speaker 1: just normalize being intimate in marriage or that? I think

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Speaker 1: you should call your friend that you lied to the

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Speaker 1: most and tell them that you're not having it as

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Speaker 1: much as you say. I'm gonna wait till they're married,

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Speaker 1: and then the second to ring the other finger, I'll

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Speaker 1: be like, by the way it was all wise, this

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Speaker 1: is going to be the perfect groomsman speech. So what

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Speaker 1: you're saying, the second one of your friends gets engaged,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna call us back. So then we can call

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Speaker 1: your friend and be like, huh, yeah, I remember that

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Speaker 1: thing I told you about being married and getting it

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Speaker 1: all the time. Yeah, it's not happening. Meanwhile, their wife's

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Speaker 1: a freaking is ready to get it at all times.

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Speaker 1: So jokes on you, bro, Well, thank you for telling

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Speaker 1: us your dirty little secret. You're sure you don't want

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Speaker 1: to call one of your friends and tell them, though,

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Speaker 1: I think I'm the only one right now anyway, okay,

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Speaker 1: oh good, but out of your friends there listening, My

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Speaker 1: friends already know the Jewels Show on demand