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Speaker 1: Today, we call a soon to be father whose wife

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Speaker 1: is having a baby shower this weekend. But just because

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Speaker 1: he's married and his baby is on the way doesn't

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Speaker 1: mean other women at the party can't flirt with him a.

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Speaker 2: Little, right, I mean he is a cat.

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Speaker 1: I mean that's why, in our opinion, Brooke has the

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Speaker 1: green light to call this taken man and try to

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Speaker 1: shoot her shot.

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Speaker 3: I love Dad's.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, things could get awkward in your phone.

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Speaker 2: Tap right now?

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Speaker 4: Another Hello, Hey, Connor, Hey, this is Deborah.

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Speaker 3: You don't know me, but i'm your wife, Sadie's friend.

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Speaker 3: And you know what she didn't tell me? What that

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Speaker 3: she didn't tell me? You had such a manly voice.

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Speaker 3: My god, she's holding out on me. So funny. So anyway,

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Speaker 3: I'm just calling for a congratulations and I'm going to

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Speaker 3: be at Sadie's baby shower this weekend. Oh so fun.

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Speaker 2: Yeah great, Yeah, I'm sure she's looking forward to having

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Speaker 2: you there. Oh and blushing?

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Speaker 3: Oh god, let me get my head straight.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, is everything okay? There?

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Speaker 3: You're asking if I'm okay? Chivalrous too? No wonder she

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Speaker 3: snapped you up? Okay, So I just was gonna see

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Speaker 3: if you could help me come up with like an

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Speaker 3: extra special baby gift.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's actually a very nice of you. God

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Speaker 2: some of the compliments.

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Speaker 3: Sadie told me you're like awesome, but I didn't know

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Speaker 3: you were like the perfect man.

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Speaker 2: Oh well, I mean, you know, I'm hardly that, but

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Speaker 2: thank you and humble.

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Speaker 3: Stop just stop. You have to have a brother.

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Speaker 2: Do you have a brother? Maybe you do not have

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Speaker 2: a brother. Sorry, I just can't. I'm just kidding.

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Speaker 3: I am married, unfortunately.

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Speaker 2: Okay, don't say that.

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Speaker 3: Well you don't want me to say that I'm married.

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Speaker 3: I still say to you said.

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Speaker 2: That, I know, I just that what I meant.

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Speaker 1: Oh, we'll just.

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Speaker 3: Keep it inside joke there.

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Speaker 2: Okay, all right, I love that. What about this special

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Speaker 2: gifts you?

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Speaker 3: Yes, exactly.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 3: So I was taking up buying one of those like

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Speaker 3: his and Hers t shirts for you and Sadie, But

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Speaker 3: judging from your photos, your muscles are probably way too big,

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Speaker 3: and I doubt the shirt would even fit you.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's very flattering, but seriously.

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Speaker 3: You think they're too big? It could be really cute.

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Speaker 3: It could say daddy, or even better, it could say

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Speaker 3: zaddy daddy.

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Speaker 2: I'm not up on the current lingo, But.

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Speaker 3: Are you gonna be at the shower?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, you're so funny. I will just be

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Speaker 2: dropping her off and picking up presents afterwards.

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Speaker 3: So sorry, yes, that you know you kind of got

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Speaker 3: this like Pedro Pascal pushing a stroller thing happening.

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Speaker 2: I don't even know who that is. So anything else

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Speaker 2: I can help you with.

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Speaker 3: I do have one more question, but oh it's a

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Speaker 3: little embarrassing, and especially because we haven't met. I mean,

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Speaker 3: I thought about waiting until you got to the house

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Speaker 3: and I could value your car or something for you.

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Speaker 2: Okay, listen, I don't know what you're talking about, and

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Speaker 2: I'm honestly starting to feel a little comfortable here.

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Speaker 3: You're feeling uncomfortable, so I oh, okay, no.

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Speaker 2: I don't. I don't think this is the same kind

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Speaker 2: of uncomfortable.

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Speaker 3: Listen, So Sadie told me that for you and her,

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Speaker 3: it happened right away.

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Speaker 2: Where is this going? I really don't need to be

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Speaker 2: on the phone with you any longer. I can't. I'm

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Speaker 2: i gonna do this.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna do it.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 3: So I was wondering, do you think.

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Speaker 2: You could give me a baby? Okay, Well, this phone

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Speaker 2: call needs fan now say okay, okay, No, I didn't

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Speaker 2: say okay. This is so completely inappropriate, like.

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Speaker 3: Freaking out, like as if Sadie even cares. Sadie does

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Speaker 3: not care. I already talked to her about this.

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Speaker 2: No, you absolutely didn't, because she would have told me.

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Speaker 3: Oh I did, and she was so into the idea

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Speaker 3: of what.

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Speaker 2: Giving giving you a baby? No, that's not how this works.

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Speaker 2: I'm not a baby factory. What's wrong with you? You know?

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Speaker 3: She totally said that you would give me a baby.

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Speaker 3: As soon as I was done doing this prank phone call?

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Speaker 2: What this prank phone call? Oh my god, because this.

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Speaker 3: Is actually Broke from the radio show Broke and Jeffrey

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Speaker 3: in the Morning.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, your.

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Speaker 3: Wife, Sadie just wanted to say that she's so excited.

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Speaker 2: Well, I didn't know she was this excited.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, apparently you make good babies. So and

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Speaker 3: this one hasn't even come out yet, and she's you know,

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna be honest. She sent a couple of pictures

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Speaker 3: and I don't think you would fit into that T shirt.

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Speaker 2: Well, now I know you're making it up, because when

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Speaker 2: you first said it, I was like, that's not true.

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Speaker 2: At all week up every morning was poom taps. Weekday

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Speaker 2: mornings on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,