WEBVTT - #128: Getting The Rage Out 0:00:00.240 --> 0:00:11.160 Say, Elvis Ran Presents Off air show Steery Jones, Greg 0:00:11.200 --> 0:00:19.439 te Episode one. Yeah, it's the All Fair Show. Yeah 0:00:19.480 --> 0:00:22.160 it is. We're actually more than a year old, now 0:00:22.680 --> 0:00:24.680 we are. We are a year and one. You heard 0:00:24.680 --> 0:00:26.279 about the show. Now you gonna tell all your friends 0:00:26.320 --> 0:00:29.479 about the show. That's right. We learned to crawl. We 0:00:29.520 --> 0:00:32.159 haven't gotten up to walk yet. And we still crap 0:00:32.159 --> 0:00:34.240 our diapers. And we got plenty of room here, man, 0:00:34.240 --> 0:00:36.959 open space for everybody. Bring them all in. By the way, 0:00:36.960 --> 0:00:39.240 we don't have any diapers, so we just crap. We're 0:00:39.280 --> 0:00:42.160 just crapping on the floor. Those are the days. Oh 0:00:42.200 --> 0:00:46.000 my god, I'm scary. That's Greg. What's stop him? Over here? Now? God, 0:00:46.120 --> 0:00:48.199 you're there, but you haven't left. You've been in the 0:00:48.200 --> 0:00:50.360 same spot the whole time. I'm over here, which is 0:00:50.400 --> 0:00:53.280 weird because you're over there. Now you're over there. Yeah, 0:00:53.440 --> 0:00:56.880 bald freak is in the house. He's floating around here. 0:00:56.880 --> 0:00:58.840 I mean, he understands what time the show starts, right, 0:00:58.880 --> 0:01:01.000 I don't get it. You know, he's been more and 0:01:01.080 --> 0:01:03.200 more late lately. I don't know, he's been busy. He's 0:01:03.200 --> 0:01:05.199 got he's got so much going on in his world, 0:01:05.360 --> 0:01:06.640 you know, I don't even want to ask him, because 0:01:06.640 --> 0:01:09.759 when you ask him, he gets so defensive. He's so 0:01:09.880 --> 0:01:13.320 upset about testing testing man. And then he starts pointing 0:01:13.360 --> 0:01:15.520 down to the boss's office and he goes, you want 0:01:15.520 --> 0:01:17.280 to go down there? You want to go? Tell him? 0:01:17.600 --> 0:01:19.800 I don't want to exactly. He's got other jobs to do. 0:01:19.840 --> 0:01:22.959 He's like, this is my job here, right, frequill join 0:01:23.040 --> 0:01:24.800 us when he can eating his parents. We're gonna all 0:01:24.800 --> 0:01:26.840 of a sudden, we're gonna hear somebody in the backgrounds. 0:01:27.840 --> 0:01:29.520 He's gonna have people canna have me? So you know 0:01:29.560 --> 0:01:32.479 we got email about that. Yeah, yeah, well we'll read 0:01:32.520 --> 0:01:34.880 it in a little while. By the way, um um, mom, 0:01:34.920 --> 0:01:36.520 you always get in touch with us at the Offair 0:01:36.520 --> 0:01:39.440 Show at gmail dot com and tweet us at the 0:01:39.520 --> 0:01:41.959 Offair Show and on Instagram the Offair Show, and we 0:01:42.000 --> 0:01:44.440 do read all of your emails. So yeah, please drop 0:01:44.480 --> 0:01:46.600 us an email if you have a thought, even idea starter, 0:01:47.000 --> 0:01:48.680 something that might have happened to you. You want us 0:01:48.720 --> 0:01:50.440 to call you, You want to come on the show, 0:01:50.880 --> 0:01:52.920 you'd like to be a part of it. Well, well, 0:01:52.920 --> 0:01:54.960 you know that's why you mentioned that I have now 0:01:55.000 --> 0:01:57.200 two people, two of my friends wanting to get us 0:01:57.200 --> 0:02:00.160 some m A fighters all right on the show. Is it? 0:02:00.280 --> 0:02:02.440 Is this an appropriate form for m m A fighters? 0:02:02.560 --> 0:02:04.600 Why not? You know what I mean? I mean, I listen, 0:02:04.600 --> 0:02:06.120 I know you have sees a big thing. I don't 0:02:06.120 --> 0:02:08.600 follow it that much. I'm not a UFC guy. I 0:02:09.240 --> 0:02:13.080 went when I see blood, listen, I I do not mind. 0:02:13.200 --> 0:02:15.480 I would welcome m m A fighters. You have C 0:02:15.720 --> 0:02:20.040 bring them on. I absolutely, Let's get Seth Rogan in here. 0:02:20.080 --> 0:02:22.120 Let's get them all on. Let's let's open it up 0:02:22.160 --> 0:02:24.400 to his affiliation to the m m A. He's like, 0:02:24.440 --> 0:02:27.239 you know, no, he's more like UFC. He's like, uh, 0:02:27.360 --> 0:02:30.600 you know, like, isn't UFC m m A. I'm getting crazy. 0:02:31.400 --> 0:02:33.760 I'm twisting my wires. I guess there's a form, but 0:02:33.840 --> 0:02:36.120 not really m A is is it's you? Really? You 0:02:36.160 --> 0:02:38.440 have c that that's that the in the ring in 0:02:38.440 --> 0:02:40.840 the octagon. If you if you're wait a second, if 0:02:40.840 --> 0:02:43.799 you're watching the UFC match, aren't they m n A 0:02:43.880 --> 0:02:48.400 A fighters in the ring? No different? Okay, by the way, 0:02:48.400 --> 0:02:50.200 there's some random guy filming us. Did you see what 0:02:50.200 --> 0:02:52.800 that guy did? Like I did? Okay, So we have 0:02:52.840 --> 0:02:56.320 these hallways we are in a fishball. We have Florida 0:02:56.400 --> 0:03:00.320 ceiling windows, and we're in a studio. So in the 0:03:00.320 --> 0:03:05.519 hallway there's a someone brought in breadlier today and there's 0:03:05.520 --> 0:03:09.480 a giant round loaf of Italian bread with the words 0:03:09.560 --> 0:03:11.520 Z one hundred, the station we work for here in 0:03:11.520 --> 0:03:15.680 New York branded in the bread. Right. Okay, some dude 0:03:15.880 --> 0:03:20.840 in the hallway walked by with his phone and he 0:03:21.000 --> 0:03:23.680 focused in on the Z one hundred logo on the bread. 0:03:24.720 --> 0:03:27.359 He must have been snapchatting and he he was walking by, 0:03:27.400 --> 0:03:30.160 focused on the Z one hundred logo and swung the 0:03:30.200 --> 0:03:34.640 camera around at you wonderful in a ten seconds snap 0:03:34.639 --> 0:03:36.320 because you know how much I love that. I can't 0:03:36.360 --> 0:03:38.160 stand being in a fish bowl. I can't stand. But 0:03:38.200 --> 0:03:40.400 the thing is, no, no, no, this is crazy because 0:03:40.880 --> 0:03:44.240 who the hell was that guy? And he I understand, 0:03:44.360 --> 0:03:46.320 he's now all of his friends are gonna be like 0:03:48.320 --> 0:03:50.280 this bread and then he and he swings the cot around. 0:03:50.280 --> 0:03:52.440 He's focusing on Greg t All of a sudden, that 0:03:52.520 --> 0:03:54.240 was so good. Gregg teas in the studio. That was 0:03:54.400 --> 0:03:57.880 very weird. But anyway, the m M A is is 0:03:57.920 --> 0:03:59.920 the martial arts, right, and you have c is the 0:04:00.120 --> 0:04:03.600 organization that the martial that that the the mixed martial 0:04:03.680 --> 0:04:08.080 arts is fought in law no martial arts. So they 0:04:08.520 --> 0:04:11.160 so it's like karate. It's a mix. It's a mix 0:04:11.200 --> 0:04:13.840 of boxing and karate. It's a mix of Yeah, but 0:04:13.880 --> 0:04:15.760 where does the part come where you could bite someone's 0:04:15.760 --> 0:04:17.880 ear and get away with it. No, you can't do 0:04:17.920 --> 0:04:20.480 any of that. No, there are rules. Yeah, there's the 0:04:20.520 --> 0:04:22.359 whole thing. You can't do any of that stuff, not 0:04:22.360 --> 0:04:24.239 not any any bit of it. But it all really 0:04:24.240 --> 0:04:28.120 falls under UFC. And UFC is where the the championship 0:04:28.160 --> 0:04:31.240 and the octagon. And like Saturday, this past Saturday night 0:04:31.279 --> 0:04:33.720 was a championship bout and it was actually I think 0:04:33.720 --> 0:04:36.160 it was on Fox on Saturday. Um, you know they 0:04:36.200 --> 0:04:39.560 have a lot of big, big, big fights up and coming. Okay, 0:04:39.600 --> 0:04:42.719 all right, well then that's fine. I'm just curious about it, 0:04:42.720 --> 0:04:44.360 that's all. Well here's that email. By the way, can 0:04:44.400 --> 0:04:53.520 I give you the email that chus like, welcome, you've 0:04:53.560 --> 0:04:59.039 got mail. I love the guy from CLU. So this 0:04:59.160 --> 0:05:03.960 came from Bill bur Kid Burke he uh he one 0:05:04.000 --> 0:05:06.880 time wrote us and now he's back again. You know 0:05:06.960 --> 0:05:09.200 when Burkett writes to us, I gotta be honest. I 0:05:09.240 --> 0:05:12.320 like what he writes. He writes like like like good, 0:05:12.560 --> 0:05:15.640 he's not he writes, well, he's not me. He's not 0:05:15.720 --> 0:05:18.679 over the top, he's not outlandish, like he's really, he's really, 0:05:19.320 --> 0:05:24.360 he writes good, he does. I really enjoy That's the Bill. 0:05:24.400 --> 0:05:27.320 I enjoy your emails, bro. So he wrote about the 0:05:27.360 --> 0:05:31.720 one year anniversary. Hey, Yuggs, first and foremost, congratulations on 0:05:31.800 --> 0:05:35.480 your one year anniversary. Ballfare Show has evolved from merely 0:05:35.520 --> 0:05:39.320 an idea into a phenomenal podcast. Each one of you, 0:05:39.400 --> 0:05:42.360 jus brings something different to the table, which creates a 0:05:42.440 --> 0:05:46.000 dynamic and energetic environment. The growth of the podcast over 0:05:46.040 --> 0:05:48.680 the past year has been remarkable. The future is bright 0:05:48.760 --> 0:05:51.719 for you nine. Keep up the great work. That's from 0:05:51.720 --> 0:05:55.440 Bill Burke. And I like the way he capitalizes Burke 0:05:55.480 --> 0:06:01.120 because he knows um. By the way, Why why the 0:06:01.200 --> 0:06:03.680 anger in your voice to you? You know you told 0:06:03.680 --> 0:06:05.920 me to pull up rage against the machine. Today is 0:06:05.920 --> 0:06:07.760 a day, man, I'm just having a day and I 0:06:07.800 --> 0:06:10.640 feel like I just want to Yes, you feel this 0:06:10.680 --> 0:06:13.719 is what I need today? Man? Why are you so angry? 0:06:13.800 --> 0:06:17.520 I'm feeling the resurgence of rage against the machine today. 0:06:18.520 --> 0:06:23.360 I just feel everybody wants something. Today. We couldn't get 0:06:23.400 --> 0:06:27.839 into the studio till late. Ah feels so good. Do 0:06:27.839 --> 0:06:30.360 you feel like I'm released? I feel like I'm opening 0:06:30.400 --> 0:06:33.520 up my shirt and I just want to scream. So 0:06:33.600 --> 0:06:36.600 instead of myself screaming, I'm gonna allow rage against the 0:06:36.640 --> 0:06:41.360 machine forms to scream and yell. Remember this, when this 0:06:41.440 --> 0:06:43.320 was don't you have a band or saw me? You 0:06:43.320 --> 0:06:45.279 need to here? Used to let it out. A song 0:06:45.320 --> 0:06:48.080 that lets it all out. Drop us a tweet, tweet us, 0:06:51.160 --> 0:06:54.200 this doesn't seriously off at our heads. Drop us a line. 0:06:54.880 --> 0:06:57.120 Let us know what you listen to when you need 0:06:57.160 --> 0:07:02.080 to really just scream. I the song of a least. 0:07:02.120 --> 0:07:04.640 Let let's play. I need to hear the I need 0:07:04.680 --> 0:07:08.960 to hear the cross doesn't even feel good. Yes, but 0:07:09.000 --> 0:07:10.840 not this part, the part in the middle where he 0:07:10.880 --> 0:07:17.480 starts yelling Yes. Yes, because everybody goes to work. Everybody's 0:07:17.480 --> 0:07:20.160 got a boss, even we have bosses. And I say 0:07:20.200 --> 0:07:29.400 bosses because we have several bosses. It up. Yes, feel 0:07:29.400 --> 0:07:32.920 like the name. I feel like it's when the hot 0:07:33.040 --> 0:07:39.480 water in the shower hits me. Everybody, that's what we do. 0:07:39.640 --> 0:07:45.520 We're talking right. The bosses say they tell me everything. 0:07:45.560 --> 0:07:49.280 I gotta follow the rules. Wow, man, I don't even 0:07:49.320 --> 0:07:51.600 like to Hear's the song for me? Ready? I've had ideas. Wait, 0:07:51.640 --> 0:07:55.840 they'll shut off. I've had so many things that I've 0:07:55.840 --> 0:07:58.560 wanted to you. Today, I haven't anything done. You feel 0:07:58.600 --> 0:08:00.960 like you're swimming with don quick sand. It started last 0:08:01.040 --> 0:08:04.840 night when I got this email from our producer, and 0:08:04.920 --> 0:08:07.040 he carried over till this morning when I came in. 0:08:09.160 --> 0:08:14.640 I'm trying up. I'm working like a card this morning. 0:08:14.880 --> 0:08:16.640 The guy tell me where to park like I know 0:08:16.840 --> 0:08:19.840 win second, shouldn't you be free to park where you want? No, 0:08:20.040 --> 0:08:22.400 I'm you have to move other cars out to me 0:08:22.520 --> 0:08:31.280 a park and a sudden slot. Drop the fu that 0:08:31.440 --> 0:08:34.679 here's a song. This is a song that gets me going. Yes, 0:08:35.400 --> 0:08:38.760 Chi Sulley from System of It Down. This song gets 0:08:38.800 --> 0:08:40.959 my aggressions out. You know what. I like a lot 0:08:40.960 --> 0:08:44.040 of E. D M. I like scrillis yeah, man, but 0:08:44.360 --> 0:08:49.080 growing up it was this. You're not fearing it, No 0:08:49.200 --> 0:08:50.840 I am do. There's I'm waiting for me telling me 0:08:50.880 --> 0:08:52.280 what's going on with you? That you need to hear? 0:08:52.280 --> 0:08:53.720 This is kind of have a song and this is 0:08:53.720 --> 0:08:55.559 movie should do open up to you our fair heads, 0:08:55.800 --> 0:08:57.880 drop us a line on Twitter at you our fair show, 0:08:58.240 --> 0:09:00.160 tell us what song you need to hear. It's get 0:09:00.200 --> 0:09:03.200 your aggressions about people like that email that the voicemail 0:09:03.280 --> 0:09:06.200 concept that we ask say, maybe we have them leave 0:09:06.360 --> 0:09:11.440 like raging voicemails for us, crazy raging voicemails. When I 0:09:11.440 --> 0:09:13.800 went to my tattoo place, get my tattoos. This is 0:09:13.800 --> 0:09:17.439 the kind of using play. He's very relaxed listening to this. Yeah, 0:09:17.720 --> 0:09:22.000 wake up, little wake up? Yeah, I said to wake up? 0:09:22.480 --> 0:09:24.160 Why do you need to kick up on the table? Yeah? 0:09:25.080 --> 0:09:30.360 Another table? You want too? Wanted to up what you 0:09:30.400 --> 0:09:32.880 need to up on the table? You wanted to quiet, thinking, 0:09:33.040 --> 0:09:37.360 trust and then then it slows up. Well, this is 0:09:37.400 --> 0:09:40.720 what makes me feel a little bit better today. Makes 0:09:40.720 --> 0:09:44.000 you feel like that's a good one. Bro? Oh look 0:09:44.000 --> 0:09:46.760 who decided? Did you? Wait? Un we play that all 0:09:46.760 --> 0:09:53.240 the time? Wait up? What you call this commercial radio poison? 0:09:53.400 --> 0:09:55.240 But still, what do you do? Like? Do you do 0:09:55.360 --> 0:09:58.040 like squat thrusts and turn that on? Like what's your routine? 0:09:58.080 --> 0:10:01.480 Where the hell are you been? Bro? Yeah, this radio station. 0:10:01.559 --> 0:10:04.120 I don't understand. We were explaining to the off airheads. 0:10:04.160 --> 0:10:06.679 Do you know what we're doing right that exactly. That's 0:10:06.679 --> 0:10:08.280 why I showed up. Now. The thing is that you 0:10:08.400 --> 0:10:10.720 just got more and more stuff piled on your plate, 0:10:10.760 --> 0:10:12.640 and you keep getting more and more things that you 0:10:12.679 --> 0:10:15.600 need to do with the station. So you're running around 0:10:15.600 --> 0:10:20.599 like crazy. Why you have four studios going times? You 0:10:20.679 --> 0:10:22.960 gotta get the power pellets get four studios running at 0:10:22.960 --> 0:10:24.320 the same time. I don't know how you do it. 0:10:24.320 --> 0:10:26.440 How do you keep everybody on the air? You know? 0:10:26.440 --> 0:10:30.640 How does an air traffic controller do it? How does anybody? 0:10:30.800 --> 0:10:32.280 What does the boss say to you? What do you say? 0:10:32.360 --> 0:10:34.520 He says, Ronnie, I need you to do this. I 0:10:34.559 --> 0:10:37.400 needed to do that. Nobody tells me what I need 0:10:37.400 --> 0:10:39.640 to do. It's just laid out there before me every day. 0:10:39.880 --> 0:10:42.680 It's almost robotic. It's like a routine. It's robotic. Yeah, 0:10:42.800 --> 0:10:45.800 so what root talk to me? Now? What's your what's 0:10:45.800 --> 0:10:48.520 your song that? What's your release what's your release song? 0:10:48.760 --> 0:10:51.079 I mean anything by nine inch Nails will do like 0:10:51.120 --> 0:10:52.960 that's that's kind of like, go oh, there you go. 0:10:54.600 --> 0:10:56.079 How do they know you were gonna say? What? In 0:10:56.160 --> 0:10:57.840 this is how it all started? Well, this is the 0:10:57.840 --> 0:11:01.080 first nine is Nail song we've ever heard, Right, you know, 0:11:01.400 --> 0:11:04.120 I think you're right. No, I know I'm right. Pretty 0:11:04.440 --> 0:11:09.599 pretty hate machine, right? Was this their first resident's first album? 0:11:10.080 --> 0:11:14.319 Of course it is pretty hate machine? Bro from nine? 0:11:14.920 --> 0:11:17.160 Do you remember when you made me? Weren't with me? 0:11:17.280 --> 0:11:20.120 We used to drive around and Josegona is uh Booker 0:11:20.120 --> 0:11:25.080 Mobilebile the booger and Josephona put this on, probably on 0:11:25.120 --> 0:11:28.120 cassette tape with data. We were good old Josegona were 0:11:29.120 --> 0:11:31.880 Joey Segona. We were in the ninth grade, right, it 0:11:31.960 --> 0:11:33.720 had to be around. I don't know, I don't know 0:11:33.760 --> 0:11:35.120 the man. I can't do the mask. He would wear 0:11:35.200 --> 0:11:37.760 his blue denim jacket from the gap and then he 0:11:37.800 --> 0:11:41.000 would wear this petruly oil and he would drive a 0:11:41.120 --> 0:11:45.360 green til petrol the oil Patrole petroleum oil. You mean 0:11:45.400 --> 0:11:47.720 what you mean like a cologne. Yeah, Peculi oil. That 0:11:47.800 --> 0:11:49.560 was like a big thing he would wear. Joe put 0:11:49.559 --> 0:11:52.560 peculi oil. Oh my god, this is mother. Never heard this. 0:11:52.600 --> 0:11:55.480 It's mother actually, like screamed out of before. Where is 0:11:55.559 --> 0:11:58.760 that young today? Where is he He's married? He's married, happily, 0:11:58.840 --> 0:12:01.720 same sex marriage. We went to his wedding. Actually, he 0:12:01.840 --> 0:12:04.280 used to take us to the Lime Line remember in 0:12:04.320 --> 0:12:06.600 New York City. Now it's a like a retail outlet. 0:12:08.559 --> 0:12:11.200 And I'll never forget the first moment I ever heard 0:12:11.200 --> 0:12:15.160 this song was in the back of the Booger mobile. Yeah, yeah, 0:12:15.160 --> 0:12:18.200 I might have been washing inside with myself inside like 0:12:18.240 --> 0:12:21.200 slam dancing inside the Brigand and this is the song 0:12:21.240 --> 0:12:24.600 that you're released to. Yeah, let's not get that person 0:12:26.360 --> 0:12:28.000 that I kind of like classical music, if you know 0:12:28.000 --> 0:12:31.040 what I'm saying, this is the mood. This is a 0:12:31.040 --> 0:12:34.880 great track. I'm not gonna lie. Yeah, but when you 0:12:34.880 --> 0:12:38.280 get outrage, how do you do you like screaming, yell? 0:12:38.480 --> 0:12:41.880 How do you release the rage this? Or do you 0:12:41.920 --> 0:12:44.920 just you go running? Oh? Yeah, come on, great? You 0:12:44.920 --> 0:12:48.280 don't you speak to this? You don't punch walls. I don't. 0:12:48.080 --> 0:12:50.400 I'd probably have punched the wall. Maybe it was once 0:12:50.400 --> 0:12:55.320 in my life, really like legitimately punched the wall wall. 0:12:55.200 --> 0:12:57.240 I want to hear about the time you punched the wall. 0:12:57.679 --> 0:12:59.720 Oh that, let's relate it to one of my divorces. 0:13:01.640 --> 0:13:04.920 That's all. Say, what were you guys fighting about? Oh 0:13:04.960 --> 0:13:06.880 it couldn't you Scar? You know who I'm talking about. 0:13:07.320 --> 0:13:10.679 Anything you listen, you can remain She'll remain nameless, right, Well, 0:13:10.720 --> 0:13:12.720 it doesn't matter. She doesn't listen to this ship. Are 0:13:12.760 --> 0:13:15.440 you sure about that? No, I'm not sure of anything. 0:13:15.600 --> 0:13:17.040 I don't know. I don't know what's going on with 0:13:17.040 --> 0:13:20.360 that girl. Now, anything's possible. We're out, were out in 0:13:20.360 --> 0:13:23.840 the world. She just stumbled upon this on iTunes. So 0:13:24.000 --> 0:13:25.800 you used to actually lock yourself in a room when 0:13:25.840 --> 0:13:30.040 you were having a fight with her and crank this up. Now, 0:13:30.120 --> 0:13:32.320 that would be after the fighting, after the fight. Been 0:13:32.360 --> 0:13:34.680 in fights, Come on, Greg, tity, we've all been in fights. 0:13:35.240 --> 0:13:37.679 No way, tell us about the time you punched the wall. Bro, 0:13:38.000 --> 0:13:41.920 I'm a lover man, I don't I don't know. I 0:13:42.000 --> 0:13:44.599 have no anger in me. I don't get angry. Okay, 0:13:44.760 --> 0:13:49.599 I never get angry. I resolved things talking, right, I 0:13:49.880 --> 0:13:53.000 I just it's just it's not in me. I don't 0:13:53.000 --> 0:13:55.840 have any aggression. I have no aggression. So talk to me, Ronnie. 0:13:56.120 --> 0:13:59.160 When was the time you actually punched the wall. I 0:13:59.200 --> 0:14:00.800 don't want to get into it, Okay, you don't want 0:14:00.840 --> 0:14:02.800 to get it too. I don't remember. I don't honestly 0:14:02.840 --> 0:14:05.880 remember the details so long ago. But the truth is 0:14:05.960 --> 0:14:08.920 that the wall was punched. It usually goes like this. 0:14:09.160 --> 0:14:12.120 You want to leave, you get out. I'm not leaving. 0:14:12.200 --> 0:14:13.640 And then all of a sudden you turn around and 0:14:13.640 --> 0:14:16.760 you're like, you know what boom right into the freaking 0:14:16.760 --> 0:14:18.720 wall tells you about the time you punch the wow 0:14:18.880 --> 0:14:21.280 is pretty much I never punched the wall. I've never 0:14:21.320 --> 0:14:23.640 punched the wall. You're cold and heartless. You have no passion. 0:14:23.960 --> 0:14:26.200 They're talking about you gotta be a little careful because 0:14:26.240 --> 0:14:27.680 you don't want to hit a two by four. Because 0:14:27.680 --> 0:14:29.560 if you hit a two by four when you go 0:14:29.640 --> 0:14:32.560 through the ship, you're crazy. You're gonna break some right. 0:14:32.600 --> 0:14:35.520 You don't want to foundation wall. You don't want bearing walls. 0:14:35.560 --> 0:14:37.520 That's that's heavy duty, right. You want to be able 0:14:37.560 --> 0:14:39.720 to go right through. You know why I'm cold and 0:14:39.760 --> 0:14:44.040 heartless tomorrow. Been trying to figure that out for years now. 0:14:44.160 --> 0:14:46.400 I've been redoing my basement recently, so I have a 0:14:46.400 --> 0:14:48.800 lot of sheet rock left over. I'm gonna bring in 0:14:48.840 --> 0:14:50.400 a piece of sheet rocks here, and I'm gonna let 0:14:50.440 --> 0:14:52.240 you punch right through the sheet rock. I would love 0:14:52.280 --> 0:14:53.760 that you want to do it. Yes, you need that 0:14:53.800 --> 0:14:56.440 sheet rock to bury the bodies. I get sexs of 0:14:56.440 --> 0:14:58.200 sheet rocket and stuff. I'm not using would you let 0:14:58.240 --> 0:15:00.960 me punch it. I've never punched a Okay, I'm gonna 0:15:01.000 --> 0:15:03.000 bring in a piece of sheet rock, and you're you 0:15:03.040 --> 0:15:04.960 have to get angry though, you can't just like punch it, 0:15:05.040 --> 0:15:08.240 like you have to taunt me and get me angry. Yeah, 0:15:08.240 --> 0:15:10.080 you gotta like like somebody's gotta like make fun of 0:15:10.120 --> 0:15:12.440 you to the point that you are like so enraged, 0:15:13.040 --> 0:15:19.360 like you don't right, what gotz? I can't e I 0:15:19.400 --> 0:15:21.960 can't act angry. I have to actually get angry. Right, 0:15:21.960 --> 0:15:23.400 But then you got it, because that's the thing. When 0:15:23.440 --> 0:15:25.800 you are that angry and you go to punch something, 0:15:26.000 --> 0:15:28.400 you don't even feel it, Like your fist goes right 0:15:28.520 --> 0:15:31.640 through and you were just you're so amped up. Like 0:15:31.720 --> 0:15:33.720 right now in my in my mother's house, in my 0:15:33.800 --> 0:15:36.680 little boy's house, when you go downstairs to the basement, 0:15:36.960 --> 0:15:42.240 there is still a hole in my Yeah, in my 0:15:42.280 --> 0:15:47.000 mom's basement. It was never repaired. It was never repaired. Well, 0:15:47.040 --> 0:15:51.240 that wasn't from you punching it. That was that was 0:15:51.280 --> 0:15:53.800 a different kind of freaking up serious And even says 0:15:53.840 --> 0:15:56.640 she's like she's like, is somebody ever repairs to go 0:15:56.720 --> 0:16:00.920 back and look at your your VHS team. Yeah, my 0:16:00.960 --> 0:16:03.160 little boy's house. By the way, how would you refer 0:16:03.200 --> 0:16:06.200 to your parents house anymore? House's house? Just like you 0:16:06.240 --> 0:16:08.640 said it? Who says my little boys? Where I grew up, 0:16:08.680 --> 0:16:11.320 where used to live? It was in my parents dark 0:16:11.360 --> 0:16:17.160 basement watching my little boys put a hole in the wall. 0:16:18.560 --> 0:16:19.840 What did you do to the hole in the wall? 0:16:20.120 --> 0:16:23.680 Punching a freaking head? Listen, I'm serious. So anyway, it's 0:16:23.680 --> 0:16:27.000 still there. And then I have one in my current house. 0:16:27.560 --> 0:16:30.000 But I have patched that that one up because of 0:16:30.000 --> 0:16:32.040 that one. I don't want anybody to see I want 0:16:32.040 --> 0:16:33.920 to punch a wall, all right, So tomorrow I'll bring 0:16:33.960 --> 0:16:35.960 in a PiZZ of sheet rock. That's what I'll do. 0:16:36.080 --> 0:16:38.160 When you know, you gotta we gotta kind of warm 0:16:38.200 --> 0:16:39.960 up to that. Though. You can't go from zero to 0:16:40.000 --> 0:16:42.080 punch in the wall though, scary. You gotta like practice on, 0:16:42.200 --> 0:16:44.080 you know, some padding. First, have you have you ever? 0:16:44.240 --> 0:16:48.000 Have you ever thrown glasses? And like shattered glass? Okay, 0:16:48.040 --> 0:16:52.120 I don't like the War of the Roses? Ye have I? Yeah? No, 0:16:52.400 --> 0:16:56.040 I really I've I've certainly slammed doors. That's a big one. 0:16:56.160 --> 0:16:58.400 Slamming doors is one thing. Everyone just slammed the door 0:16:58.400 --> 0:17:01.400 even I've slammed the door. I mean, like slam the door. 0:17:01.640 --> 0:17:03.320 You know what I'm saying, right, But you never took 0:17:03.320 --> 0:17:05.920 like glasses and said you don't what you know? Through 0:17:05.920 --> 0:17:08.800 a chair one cuff, cuff this tissi and just boom, 0:17:09.040 --> 0:17:12.200 slam glasses a chair that was I threw a chair 0:17:12.240 --> 0:17:14.439 in the dining room. I remember, I like it was 0:17:14.480 --> 0:17:16.480 just a fed up I remember. And of course it's 0:17:16.480 --> 0:17:18.679 the peeling out of the driveway. That's a very Brooklyn thing, 0:17:19.760 --> 0:17:24.119 getting in the car and slamming on taking on the 0:17:24.119 --> 0:17:26.880 pavement because it has to make a note of the days. 0:17:26.960 --> 0:17:31.280 I'm glad we're talking about this. Everyone gets out. Good 0:17:31.800 --> 0:17:35.440 come first of all time, I've never thrown anything. Ever, 0:17:35.480 --> 0:17:38.359 I've never thrown a damn thing. Because you're cold and heartless. 0:17:38.440 --> 0:17:41.600 Let's let's get cold hearted. Don't you ever get angry, bro, 0:17:41.760 --> 0:17:43.840 I mean, you don't get like this. I've seen scar 0:17:44.280 --> 0:17:46.679 I get angry. But I yell, I yell when I 0:17:46.720 --> 0:17:55.240 am about throwing ship. What about like heart he's a 0:17:55.280 --> 0:18:00.080 cold hearted sneak. You can't go from rage because if 0:18:00.080 --> 0:18:02.399 you guys showy Paul showy picture Paul Dual naked, I 0:18:02.400 --> 0:18:09.080 don't want to. This seems appropriate for Come on, you 0:18:09.119 --> 0:18:11.760 get angry, you get your gresses out with Paula. I 0:18:11.840 --> 0:18:16.320 told you down, But I'm just saying I don't throw 0:18:16.359 --> 0:18:19.280 I've never resorted to physical violence. I've never thrown anything. 0:18:19.760 --> 0:18:23.680 I've slammed the door, but that's about it. Was hot 0:18:23.720 --> 0:18:27.840 back in the day. Oh absolutely, absolutely, what happened? Have 0:18:28.000 --> 0:18:30.760 you hurt? Straight up days? Man? I was straight up 0:18:30.960 --> 0:18:36.080 you never you never threw food? Wow? Really never even 0:18:36.080 --> 0:18:38.560 threw food. Never threw food. Trying to think of the 0:18:38.560 --> 0:18:40.360 worst thing that I've ever done. I don't even want 0:18:40.400 --> 0:18:42.119 to bring this up, and I have to. We were 0:18:42.119 --> 0:18:44.960 at a drive through and Trish couldn't make up her mind, 0:18:45.200 --> 0:18:47.439 and I was so angry that she couldn't make up 0:18:47.440 --> 0:18:50.640 her mind. I got so angry I took I can't 0:18:50.640 --> 0:18:53.080 go on, and I don't want to incriminate myself because 0:18:53.080 --> 0:18:54.679 I know that this skills live on a podcast for 0:18:54.720 --> 0:18:57.240 average straight's just waiting outside for you. Anytime you're ready 0:18:57.240 --> 0:19:02.280 to get into rubber room. I've calmed down. I'm yeah, 0:19:02.640 --> 0:19:05.520 I'm so sure about that. Hold on a road right 0:19:05.520 --> 0:19:08.440 back to my boyhood fantasies. Right now, I'm back. That 0:19:08.560 --> 0:19:11.280 can come back. I'm back in that dark basement with 0:19:11.320 --> 0:19:14.280 the hole in the wall. What was the video basement? 0:19:14.320 --> 0:19:17.240 Who was the video with emc scat cat? Who was 0:19:17.280 --> 0:19:19.480 her roger rabbit? By the way, that's when she dumped 0:19:19.480 --> 0:19:23.240 the shark. You weren't into her dancing with mc scat 0:19:23.480 --> 0:19:26.119 it was it's just the way that you love me? 0:19:26.200 --> 0:19:29.440 Was that? No? No, no, hold on opposit a track 0:19:30.320 --> 0:19:33.840 a track garbage? Hold on here it is wait, here's 0:19:33.840 --> 0:19:38.480 the wow. This is when Paula. This is when video. 0:19:38.640 --> 0:19:40.600 This is when she stopped being hot to me. You 0:19:40.600 --> 0:19:43.439 guys are bringing back so many memories. Really when this 0:19:43.520 --> 0:19:46.240 came out. I don't want the rat a little story. 0:19:46.400 --> 0:19:48.400 You still want to light who was this guy? Comes 0:19:48.440 --> 0:19:53.800 back to? Who is who did the voice of this? Oh? 0:19:53.800 --> 0:19:56.880 He was the animated wolf, right, he was a cat. 0:19:57.160 --> 0:20:00.000 He was an m c scat wolf during this error. 0:20:00.040 --> 0:20:03.280 Huh man, I had a girlfriend. I worked at Wendy's. 0:20:03.560 --> 0:20:06.080 Who I was flipping burgers making out with my girlfriend 0:20:06.160 --> 0:20:08.760 at the fry station in the back at wendy. Oh, yeah, 0:20:08.800 --> 0:20:12.560 that's hygienic. It was me and Sierra. Sierra and I 0:20:12.680 --> 0:20:15.080 were making out all the time. She lived on a farm, 0:20:15.320 --> 0:20:23.360 she had goats and real Tennessee. Now I'm saying, where 0:20:23.400 --> 0:20:25.680 is she? Now? You know where she is? Yeah, I 0:20:25.720 --> 0:20:27.760 have no idea what's going on with any of my axes. 0:20:27.760 --> 0:20:31.919 Sierra worked for four h in Tennessee, Tennessee. Yes, she 0:20:32.000 --> 0:20:36.560 does tennis. I'll get that. In the second tennis this 0:20:36.720 --> 0:20:41.440 was a bad Yeah, this is when she jumped the 0:20:41.480 --> 0:20:44.360 shark because when she started dancing with a freaking cartoon 0:20:44.560 --> 0:20:46.880 and this was like, really, is this what you resorted to? Yeah, 0:20:46.920 --> 0:20:49.280 she had some sort of like show girl glittery outfit on. 0:20:49.359 --> 0:20:51.800 I remember it was a little, uh, a little too 0:20:51.800 --> 0:20:54.800 adult contemporary for a scary Jones. I'm out on that one. 0:20:55.280 --> 0:21:00.560