WEBVTT - God Aint Through With You But We Are

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's

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<v Speaker 1>my strawberry letter for today. The subject is on campus clowning.

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<v Speaker 1>But right now it is time for the prank phone call.

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<v Speaker 1>What you got, Tommy? What you got? Let me see

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<v Speaker 1>what I got here, Shirley Frank Archives. All right, here

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<v Speaker 1>we have God is not through with you, but we

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<v Speaker 1>are got dog hood. He Hello, I'm trying to reach

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<v Speaker 1>our sister Takara. This is brother Brinklet from the church.

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<v Speaker 1>How you doing? Oh? Hey, how is it? It's I'm

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<v Speaker 1>at work? Can I call you back? Well? This is

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<v Speaker 1>this is kind of urgent. I've called your your house

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<v Speaker 1>phone and I didn't get an answer, and I had

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<v Speaker 1>this other number on file, so I wanted to reach

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<v Speaker 1>out to you. But what I won't take long, but

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<v Speaker 1>it it's really as earth from that urgent matter. If

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<v Speaker 1>you don't mind, all right, hold on, hold on me,

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<v Speaker 1>let me step away from us. Hello. Hello, yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so what's uh breekly speectually? Okay. We have a bit

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<v Speaker 1>of a problem here and we're gonna try to We're

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<v Speaker 1>trying to clean up a lot of things here at

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<v Speaker 1>the church. You know, I hate to be the one

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<v Speaker 1>to bring you some bad news. Let me just start

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<v Speaker 1>by by saying that God might not be through with you,

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<v Speaker 1>but we are here at the church. It has been

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<v Speaker 1>brought to our attention, UH sister car that you guys

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<v Speaker 1>are halfway coming to church. You you you might come

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<v Speaker 1>once once out of a month. You're not tithing as

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<v Speaker 1>we expected. You know, the church can't really depend on you. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>it's you you got you know, you bring your kids.

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<v Speaker 1>I think your brother comes to the church, but everybody

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<v Speaker 1>is coming every now and then. We cannot depend on

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<v Speaker 1>you all to be the men was and have the

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<v Speaker 1>expectation of what we're trying to do. Hold hold a

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<v Speaker 1>hold to hold on, hold on. What do you say?

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<v Speaker 1>You said your name is brother, Yes, and you you

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<v Speaker 1>work on you work under the dagon. I'm sorry, I've

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<v Speaker 1>never heard of you before. I I have been officiated

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<v Speaker 1>by the pastor as I'm over actually over the finance

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<v Speaker 1>and we're going through all of the books and looking

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<v Speaker 1>at all of the numbers of the of the members

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<v Speaker 1>of the church and directory, and we're noticing what people

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<v Speaker 1>are paying tied, what people are fans I, who's coming

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<v Speaker 1>to church, who's participating in different and different UH ministries

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<v Speaker 1>and whatnot. And since a ta car I got, I

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<v Speaker 1>had to be honest with you. You you am maybe

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<v Speaker 1>want every one of the mind. We might see you

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<v Speaker 1>might not see you, you know, and like I said,

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<v Speaker 1>God may not beat through with you, but we are.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh can't you mean saying that you listen? Why I

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<v Speaker 1>don't understand, like like y'all monitoring my my my church

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<v Speaker 1>going like can I have to go every single week?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I when are you absent so much at

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<v Speaker 1>the church explaining that? I mean, I have three kids,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I mean I have two jobs. Sometimes I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I still pray. I don't understand how a

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<v Speaker 1>church can are you you got two jobs, but we're

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<v Speaker 1>not getting tied like you got two jobs. You're not

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<v Speaker 1>tied like you got two jobs. I can't afford you

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<v Speaker 1>just you just said I got two jobs. That's what

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<v Speaker 1>you just said, and that those two jobs are in

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<v Speaker 1>supporting my kids. I mean, I can't support the church

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<v Speaker 1>and my kids. It's the same time. I can't do both.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I I give when I can. Let me

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<v Speaker 1>ask you something. What are you making on that other job?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you really? You? Really? You really? I didn't know

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<v Speaker 1>the church got into this deep with you really asking

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<v Speaker 1>me how much I make and my second job that

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<v Speaker 1>I tape the support my kids. I'm gonna say this

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<v Speaker 1>to you again. God may not be through with you,

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<v Speaker 1>but we are. You are not gonna pay your tides.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're not gonna come to work on a consistent basis,

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<v Speaker 1>then what what do you benefit? The church? Is that

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<v Speaker 1>what the church is about? This can be I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>say this. I'm gonna say this to you. You you

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<v Speaker 1>let me tell you what the church is all about?

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<v Speaker 1>The churches and you say with you again one more time, No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna tell you this. You're talking about this, that

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<v Speaker 1>what the church is about. Let me tell you what

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<v Speaker 1>the church is. The church is a hospital for cripple souls.

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<v Speaker 1>You understand that that's what that's what the churches. But

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<v Speaker 1>when when we have the souls that are coming in

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<v Speaker 1>to be saved, we are doing our job. And guess

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<v Speaker 1>what those people that are coming and you know what

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<v Speaker 1>they're doing. They're tithing. That's what they're doing. They're tithing. You,

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<v Speaker 1>sister Tacar, I'm sure your soul is crippled. You're not

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<v Speaker 1>coming and you're not diving. You may give us a

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<v Speaker 1>little something when you show up. If you show up,

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<v Speaker 1>Am I right wrong? M okay, hold, let me get

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<v Speaker 1>one this straight. This is what you called me for

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<v Speaker 1>in the middle of my work day to tell me

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<v Speaker 1>that you're kicking me out the church because I don't

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<v Speaker 1>give enough money to the church while I'm at my

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<v Speaker 1>job that I can barely afford to pay my bills

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<v Speaker 1>with not a fact. I don't even know who you are.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never met you in my life, and I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what this church you know? This church? I hate

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<v Speaker 1>to say it, but if that's what the church is about,

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<v Speaker 1>you had the nerve to call me. Okay, no, no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>let me say something now, you're being very un Christian like.

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<v Speaker 1>Na to car You're gonna watch you done in your

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<v Speaker 1>language him, this is not Christian like? Well, well do

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<v Speaker 1>you do? You know? Brother Dwayne isn't at your brothers? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>And my brother Dwayne is who told me to call you?

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<v Speaker 1>Really my brother? So what? So? What is this about? Whatever?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what is your name? My name is

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<v Speaker 1>nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your brother

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<v Speaker 1>Do ain't got me to prank phone? Call you? No? Me?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh. You know he's about to get me.

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<v Speaker 1>Fire you from this job. I'ms a lobby screaming looking

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<v Speaker 1>at me. Oh you are right. Yeah, what's up? No? No, normal?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Oh my god, my heart is racing.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell me it's the car. What is the baddest and

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<v Speaker 1>I mean the baddest radio show in the land, Harvey,

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<v Speaker 1>the doors of the church open. There might be one

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<v Speaker 1>of the the invitation in the candidate for prank calling,

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<v Speaker 1>playing old pranking experience. Why don't you call Columbia, South

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<v Speaker 1>Carolina the Nephew come to town. It's the Kroger Performing

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<v Speaker 1>Arts Center, Columbia, South Carolina. That's July the first uh

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<v Speaker 1>jump off your fourth of July weekend with the Nephew

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<v Speaker 1>Friday night, July Prochester Kroger Performing Arts Center in Columbia,

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<v Speaker 1>South Carolina. All mines clear that y'all like that one?

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<v Speaker 1>Wasn't good for you? Yes, it was good playing you

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<v Speaker 1>go ahead the soul. Yeah, I'm I'm I'm ignorant Monday

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<v Speaker 1>through friga in the moaning, but I'm sexy Friday night.

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<v Speaker 1>You can catch me. I'm ready to love on the network. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>if you want to catch if you want to catch

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<v Speaker 1>stupid and sexy at the same time. It's Friday, Friday morning.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm straight stupid Friday evening sexy as all get out.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm ready to love. Excuse me, it's just stupid. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's stupid and sexy. It's stupid and yeah, yeah, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what. Let's do this, man right here, watch this, right,

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<v Speaker 1>won't you? Let's switch for a day. Let me let

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<v Speaker 1>me be a judge for a day. You you're ready

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<v Speaker 1>to love for a day? How about your damn man,

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<v Speaker 1>we switch. We're gonna switch checks too. That's why we're

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna switch. I like this show. Oh yeah, oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I like for sure. But you got yeah yeah, But

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<v Speaker 1>so you need a few more years on TV. You

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<v Speaker 1>got to get your radar for we switch. Alright, you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna get there. You're gonna get there. Just it just

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<v Speaker 1>take a few years, that's all all right. Coming up

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<v Speaker 1>next to this, the Strawberry letter, the subject on campus clowning.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll get into that right after this. Yeah, you're listening

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<v Speaker 1>to the same Harvey Morning Show.