Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
Speaker 1: my strawberry letter for today. The subject is on campus clowning.
Speaker 1: But right now it is time for the prank phone call.
Speaker 1: What you got, Tommy? What you got? Let me see
Speaker 1: what I got here, Shirley Frank Archives. All right, here
Speaker 1: we have God is not through with you, but we
Speaker 1: are got dog hood. He Hello, I'm trying to reach
Speaker 1: our sister Takara. This is brother Brinklet from the church.
Speaker 1: How you doing? Oh? Hey, how is it? It's I'm
Speaker 1: at work? Can I call you back? Well? This is
Speaker 1: this is kind of urgent. I've called your your house
Speaker 1: phone and I didn't get an answer, and I had
Speaker 1: this other number on file, so I wanted to reach
Speaker 1: out to you. But what I won't take long, but
Speaker 1: it it's really as earth from that urgent matter. If
Speaker 1: you don't mind, all right, hold on, hold on me,
Speaker 1: let me step away from us. Hello. Hello, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: so what's uh breekly speectually? Okay. We have a bit
Speaker 1: of a problem here and we're gonna try to We're
Speaker 1: trying to clean up a lot of things here at
Speaker 1: the church. You know, I hate to be the one
Speaker 1: to bring you some bad news. Let me just start
Speaker 1: by by saying that God might not be through with you,
Speaker 1: but we are here at the church. It has been
Speaker 1: brought to our attention, UH sister car that you guys
Speaker 1: are halfway coming to church. You you you might come
Speaker 1: once once out of a month. You're not tithing as
Speaker 1: we expected. You know, the church can't really depend on you. Um,
Speaker 1: it's you you got you know, you bring your kids.
Speaker 1: I think your brother comes to the church, but everybody
Speaker 1: is coming every now and then. We cannot depend on
Speaker 1: you all to be the men was and have the
Speaker 1: expectation of what we're trying to do. Hold hold a
Speaker 1: hold to hold on, hold on. What do you say?
Speaker 1: You said your name is brother, Yes, and you you
Speaker 1: work on you work under the dagon. I'm sorry, I've
Speaker 1: never heard of you before. I I have been officiated
Speaker 1: by the pastor as I'm over actually over the finance
Speaker 1: and we're going through all of the books and looking
Speaker 1: at all of the numbers of the of the members
Speaker 1: of the church and directory, and we're noticing what people
Speaker 1: are paying tied, what people are fans I, who's coming
Speaker 1: to church, who's participating in different and different UH ministries
Speaker 1: and whatnot. And since a ta car I got, I
Speaker 1: had to be honest with you. You you am maybe
Speaker 1: want every one of the mind. We might see you
Speaker 1: might not see you, you know, and like I said,
Speaker 1: God may not beat through with you, but we are.
Speaker 1: Oh can't you mean saying that you listen? Why I
Speaker 1: don't understand, like like y'all monitoring my my my church
Speaker 1: going like can I have to go every single week?
Speaker 1: I mean, I when are you absent so much at
Speaker 1: the church explaining that? I mean, I have three kids,
Speaker 1: you know, I mean I have two jobs. Sometimes I don't.
Speaker 1: I mean, I still pray. I don't understand how a
Speaker 1: church can are you you got two jobs, but we're
Speaker 1: not getting tied like you got two jobs. You're not
Speaker 1: tied like you got two jobs. I can't afford you
Speaker 1: just you just said I got two jobs. That's what
Speaker 1: you just said, and that those two jobs are in
Speaker 1: supporting my kids. I mean, I can't support the church
Speaker 1: and my kids. It's the same time. I can't do both.
Speaker 1: I mean, I I give when I can. Let me
Speaker 1: ask you something. What are you making on that other job?
Speaker 1: Are you really? You? Really? You really? I didn't know
Speaker 1: the church got into this deep with you really asking
Speaker 1: me how much I make and my second job that
Speaker 1: I tape the support my kids. I'm gonna say this
Speaker 1: to you again. God may not be through with you,
Speaker 1: but we are. You are not gonna pay your tides.
Speaker 1: If you're not gonna come to work on a consistent basis,
Speaker 1: then what what do you benefit? The church? Is that
Speaker 1: what the church is about? This can be I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say this. I'm gonna say this to you. You you
Speaker 1: let me tell you what the church is all about?
Speaker 1: The churches and you say with you again one more time, No,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you this. You're talking about this, that
Speaker 1: what the church is about. Let me tell you what
Speaker 1: the church is. The church is a hospital for cripple souls.
Speaker 1: You understand that that's what that's what the churches. But
Speaker 1: when when we have the souls that are coming in
Speaker 1: to be saved, we are doing our job. And guess
Speaker 1: what those people that are coming and you know what
Speaker 1: they're doing. They're tithing. That's what they're doing. They're tithing. You,
Speaker 1: sister Tacar, I'm sure your soul is crippled. You're not
Speaker 1: coming and you're not diving. You may give us a
Speaker 1: little something when you show up. If you show up,
Speaker 1: Am I right wrong? M okay, hold, let me get
Speaker 1: one this straight. This is what you called me for
Speaker 1: in the middle of my work day to tell me
Speaker 1: that you're kicking me out the church because I don't
Speaker 1: give enough money to the church while I'm at my
Speaker 1: job that I can barely afford to pay my bills
Speaker 1: with not a fact. I don't even know who you are.
Speaker 1: I've never met you in my life, and I don't
Speaker 1: know what this church you know? This church? I hate
Speaker 1: to say it, but if that's what the church is about,
Speaker 1: you had the nerve to call me. Okay, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: let me say something now, you're being very un Christian like.
Speaker 1: Na to car You're gonna watch you done in your
Speaker 1: language him, this is not Christian like? Well, well do
Speaker 1: you do? You know? Brother Dwayne isn't at your brothers? Okay?
Speaker 1: And my brother Dwayne is who told me to call you?
Speaker 1: Really my brother? So what? So? What is this about? Whatever?
Speaker 1: I don't know what is your name? My name is
Speaker 1: nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your brother
Speaker 1: Do ain't got me to prank phone? Call you? No? Me?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. You know he's about to get me.
Speaker 1: Fire you from this job. I'ms a lobby screaming looking
Speaker 1: at me. Oh you are right. Yeah, what's up? No? No, normal?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god, my heart is racing.
Speaker 1: Tell me it's the car. What is the baddest and
Speaker 1: I mean the baddest radio show in the land, Harvey,
Speaker 1: the doors of the church open. There might be one
Speaker 1: of the the invitation in the candidate for prank calling,
Speaker 1: playing old pranking experience. Why don't you call Columbia, South
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Speaker 1: South Carolina. All mines clear that y'all like that one?
Speaker 1: Wasn't good for you? Yes, it was good playing you
Speaker 1: go ahead the soul. Yeah, I'm I'm I'm ignorant Monday
Speaker 1: through friga in the moaning, but I'm sexy Friday night.
Speaker 1: You can catch me. I'm ready to love on the network. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you want to catch if you want to catch
Speaker 1: stupid and sexy at the same time. It's Friday, Friday morning.
Speaker 1: I'm straight stupid Friday evening sexy as all get out.
Speaker 1: I'm ready to love. Excuse me, it's just stupid. You know,
Speaker 1: it's stupid and sexy. It's stupid and yeah, yeah, you
Speaker 1: know what. Let's do this, man right here, watch this, right,
Speaker 1: won't you? Let's switch for a day. Let me let
Speaker 1: me be a judge for a day. You you're ready
Speaker 1: to love for a day? How about your damn man,
Speaker 1: we switch. We're gonna switch checks too. That's why we're
Speaker 1: not gonna switch. I like this show. Oh yeah, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I like for sure. But you got yeah yeah, But
Speaker 1: so you need a few more years on TV. You
Speaker 1: got to get your radar for we switch. Alright, you're
Speaker 1: gonna get there. You're gonna get there. Just it just
Speaker 1: take a few years, that's all all right. Coming up
Speaker 1: next to this, the Strawberry letter, the subject on campus clowning.
Speaker 1: We'll get into that right after this. Yeah, you're listening
Speaker 1: to the same Harvey Morning Show.