1 00:00:01,680 --> 00:00:04,520 Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's 2 00:00:04,559 --> 00:00:09,600 Speaker 1: my strawberry letter for today. The subject is on campus clowning. 3 00:00:09,920 --> 00:00:12,959 Speaker 1: But right now it is time for the prank phone call. 4 00:00:13,200 --> 00:00:15,960 Speaker 1: What you got, Tommy? What you got? Let me see 5 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:21,720 Speaker 1: what I got here, Shirley Frank Archives. All right, here 6 00:00:21,800 --> 00:00:29,319 Speaker 1: we have God is not through with you, but we 7 00:00:29,480 --> 00:00:36,520 Speaker 1: are got dog hood. He Hello, I'm trying to reach 8 00:00:36,520 --> 00:00:41,560 Speaker 1: our sister Takara. This is brother Brinklet from the church. 9 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:46,040 Speaker 1: How you doing? Oh? Hey, how is it? It's I'm 10 00:00:46,080 --> 00:00:50,120 Speaker 1: at work? Can I call you back? Well? This is 11 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:53,400 Speaker 1: this is kind of urgent. I've called your your house 12 00:00:53,440 --> 00:00:55,400 Speaker 1: phone and I didn't get an answer, and I had 13 00:00:55,440 --> 00:00:57,400 Speaker 1: this other number on file, so I wanted to reach 14 00:00:57,440 --> 00:00:59,560 Speaker 1: out to you. But what I won't take long, but 15 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:03,040 Speaker 1: it it's really as earth from that urgent matter. If 16 00:01:03,040 --> 00:01:05,200 Speaker 1: you don't mind, all right, hold on, hold on me, 17 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:12,000 Speaker 1: let me step away from us. Hello. Hello, yeah, okay, 18 00:01:12,080 --> 00:01:17,000 Speaker 1: so what's uh breekly speectually? Okay. We have a bit 19 00:01:17,040 --> 00:01:19,759 Speaker 1: of a problem here and we're gonna try to We're 20 00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:21,600 Speaker 1: trying to clean up a lot of things here at 21 00:01:21,640 --> 00:01:24,039 Speaker 1: the church. You know, I hate to be the one 22 00:01:24,080 --> 00:01:27,920 Speaker 1: to bring you some bad news. Let me just start 23 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:31,440 Speaker 1: by by saying that God might not be through with you, 24 00:01:32,040 --> 00:01:35,039 Speaker 1: but we are here at the church. It has been 25 00:01:35,040 --> 00:01:38,720 Speaker 1: brought to our attention, UH sister car that you guys 26 00:01:38,720 --> 00:01:41,320 Speaker 1: are halfway coming to church. You you you might come 27 00:01:41,480 --> 00:01:44,679 Speaker 1: once once out of a month. You're not tithing as 28 00:01:44,720 --> 00:01:49,279 Speaker 1: we expected. You know, the church can't really depend on you. Um, 29 00:01:49,320 --> 00:01:51,760 Speaker 1: it's you you got you know, you bring your kids. 30 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:54,200 Speaker 1: I think your brother comes to the church, but everybody 31 00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:58,000 Speaker 1: is coming every now and then. We cannot depend on 32 00:01:58,160 --> 00:02:00,960 Speaker 1: you all to be the men was and have the 33 00:02:01,040 --> 00:02:04,440 Speaker 1: expectation of what we're trying to do. Hold hold a 34 00:02:04,440 --> 00:02:05,800 Speaker 1: hold to hold on, hold on. What do you say? 35 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:10,359 Speaker 1: You said your name is brother, Yes, and you you 36 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:14,399 Speaker 1: work on you work under the dagon. I'm sorry, I've 37 00:02:14,440 --> 00:02:17,559 Speaker 1: never heard of you before. I I have been officiated 38 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:20,360 Speaker 1: by the pastor as I'm over actually over the finance 39 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:22,960 Speaker 1: and we're going through all of the books and looking 40 00:02:22,960 --> 00:02:25,480 Speaker 1: at all of the numbers of the of the members 41 00:02:25,480 --> 00:02:28,519 Speaker 1: of the church and directory, and we're noticing what people 42 00:02:28,520 --> 00:02:31,359 Speaker 1: are paying tied, what people are fans I, who's coming 43 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:35,920 Speaker 1: to church, who's participating in different and different UH ministries 44 00:02:35,960 --> 00:02:38,440 Speaker 1: and whatnot. And since a ta car I got, I 45 00:02:38,440 --> 00:02:40,919 Speaker 1: had to be honest with you. You you am maybe 46 00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:44,000 Speaker 1: want every one of the mind. We might see you 47 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:46,720 Speaker 1: might not see you, you know, and like I said, 48 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:49,160 Speaker 1: God may not beat through with you, but we are. 49 00:02:50,160 --> 00:02:54,600 Speaker 1: Oh can't you mean saying that you listen? Why I 50 00:02:54,600 --> 00:02:58,640 Speaker 1: don't understand, like like y'all monitoring my my my church 51 00:02:58,800 --> 00:03:03,000 Speaker 1: going like can I have to go every single week? 52 00:03:03,080 --> 00:03:06,960 Speaker 1: I mean, I when are you absent so much at 53 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:10,440 Speaker 1: the church explaining that? I mean, I have three kids, 54 00:03:10,680 --> 00:03:14,320 Speaker 1: you know, I mean I have two jobs. Sometimes I don't. 55 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:18,360 Speaker 1: I mean, I still pray. I don't understand how a 56 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:22,160 Speaker 1: church can are you you got two jobs, but we're 57 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:25,160 Speaker 1: not getting tied like you got two jobs. You're not 58 00:03:25,240 --> 00:03:29,040 Speaker 1: tied like you got two jobs. I can't afford you 59 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:31,160 Speaker 1: just you just said I got two jobs. That's what 60 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:33,239 Speaker 1: you just said, and that those two jobs are in 61 00:03:33,360 --> 00:03:36,640 Speaker 1: supporting my kids. I mean, I can't support the church 62 00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:39,240 Speaker 1: and my kids. It's the same time. I can't do both. 63 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:42,520 Speaker 1: I mean, I I give when I can. Let me 64 00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:45,560 Speaker 1: ask you something. What are you making on that other job? 65 00:03:47,720 --> 00:03:51,640 Speaker 1: Are you really? You? Really? You really? I didn't know 66 00:03:52,120 --> 00:03:55,920 Speaker 1: the church got into this deep with you really asking 67 00:03:55,960 --> 00:03:58,640 Speaker 1: me how much I make and my second job that 68 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:05,000 Speaker 1: I tape the support my kids. I'm gonna say this 69 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:08,880 Speaker 1: to you again. God may not be through with you, 70 00:04:09,480 --> 00:04:13,320 Speaker 1: but we are. You are not gonna pay your tides. 71 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:17,200 Speaker 1: If you're not gonna come to work on a consistent basis, 72 00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:20,840 Speaker 1: then what what do you benefit? The church? Is that 73 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:24,080 Speaker 1: what the church is about? This can be I'm gonna 74 00:04:24,080 --> 00:04:25,880 Speaker 1: say this. I'm gonna say this to you. You you 75 00:04:26,480 --> 00:04:28,520 Speaker 1: let me tell you what the church is all about? 76 00:04:28,520 --> 00:04:34,680 Speaker 1: The churches and you say with you again one more time, No, 77 00:04:34,800 --> 00:04:36,640 Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you this. You're talking about this, that 78 00:04:36,720 --> 00:04:38,120 Speaker 1: what the church is about. Let me tell you what 79 00:04:38,160 --> 00:04:43,000 Speaker 1: the church is. The church is a hospital for cripple souls. 80 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:46,919 Speaker 1: You understand that that's what that's what the churches. But 81 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:49,760 Speaker 1: when when we have the souls that are coming in 82 00:04:50,320 --> 00:04:54,479 Speaker 1: to be saved, we are doing our job. And guess 83 00:04:54,520 --> 00:04:56,240 Speaker 1: what those people that are coming and you know what 84 00:04:56,279 --> 00:05:00,720 Speaker 1: they're doing. They're tithing. That's what they're doing. They're tithing. You, 85 00:05:01,160 --> 00:05:04,760 Speaker 1: sister Tacar, I'm sure your soul is crippled. You're not 86 00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:08,120 Speaker 1: coming and you're not diving. You may give us a 87 00:05:08,200 --> 00:05:11,040 Speaker 1: little something when you show up. If you show up, 88 00:05:11,360 --> 00:05:15,160 Speaker 1: Am I right wrong? M okay, hold, let me get 89 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:17,720 Speaker 1: one this straight. This is what you called me for 90 00:05:18,240 --> 00:05:21,520 Speaker 1: in the middle of my work day to tell me 91 00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:24,040 Speaker 1: that you're kicking me out the church because I don't 92 00:05:24,080 --> 00:05:28,000 Speaker 1: give enough money to the church while I'm at my 93 00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:32,320 Speaker 1: job that I can barely afford to pay my bills 94 00:05:32,440 --> 00:05:34,839 Speaker 1: with not a fact. I don't even know who you are. 95 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:37,400 Speaker 1: I've never met you in my life, and I don't 96 00:05:37,640 --> 00:05:41,320 Speaker 1: know what this church you know? This church? I hate 97 00:05:41,360 --> 00:05:43,240 Speaker 1: to say it, but if that's what the church is about, 98 00:05:43,440 --> 00:05:51,640 Speaker 1: you had the nerve to call me. Okay, no, no, no, no, no, 99 00:05:51,839 --> 00:05:54,400 Speaker 1: let me say something now, you're being very un Christian like. 100 00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:58,600 Speaker 1: Na to car You're gonna watch you done in your 101 00:05:58,640 --> 00:06:02,760 Speaker 1: language him, this is not Christian like? Well, well do 102 00:06:02,839 --> 00:06:07,440 Speaker 1: you do? You know? Brother Dwayne isn't at your brothers? Okay? 103 00:06:07,080 --> 00:06:11,960 Speaker 1: And my brother Dwayne is who told me to call you? 104 00:06:12,320 --> 00:06:17,560 Speaker 1: Really my brother? So what? So? What is this about? Whatever? 105 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:20,479 Speaker 1: I don't know what is your name? My name is 106 00:06:20,520 --> 00:06:23,839 Speaker 1: nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your brother 107 00:06:23,960 --> 00:06:31,880 Speaker 1: Do ain't got me to prank phone? Call you? No? Me? 108 00:06:36,240 --> 00:06:38,320 Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. You know he's about to get me. 109 00:06:38,520 --> 00:06:42,520 Speaker 1: Fire you from this job. I'ms a lobby screaming looking 110 00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:54,320 Speaker 1: at me. Oh you are right. Yeah, what's up? No? No, normal? 111 00:06:54,720 --> 00:06:59,240 Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god, my heart is racing. 112 00:07:00,080 --> 00:07:02,279 Speaker 1: Tell me it's the car. What is the baddest and 113 00:07:02,400 --> 00:07:08,200 Speaker 1: I mean the baddest radio show in the land, Harvey, 114 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:13,240 Speaker 1: the doors of the church open. There might be one 115 00:07:13,280 --> 00:07:18,560 Speaker 1: of the the invitation in the candidate for prank calling, 116 00:07:21,560 --> 00:07:27,120 Speaker 1: playing old pranking experience. Why don't you call Columbia, South 117 00:07:27,120 --> 00:07:30,280 Speaker 1: Carolina the Nephew come to town. It's the Kroger Performing 118 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:34,000 Speaker 1: Arts Center, Columbia, South Carolina. That's July the first uh 119 00:07:34,640 --> 00:07:37,680 Speaker 1: jump off your fourth of July weekend with the Nephew 120 00:07:37,760 --> 00:07:41,960 Speaker 1: Friday night, July Prochester Kroger Performing Arts Center in Columbia, 121 00:07:42,320 --> 00:07:45,440 Speaker 1: South Carolina. All mines clear that y'all like that one? 122 00:07:45,520 --> 00:07:53,160 Speaker 1: Wasn't good for you? Yes, it was good playing you 123 00:07:54,400 --> 00:07:59,000 Speaker 1: go ahead the soul. Yeah, I'm I'm I'm ignorant Monday 124 00:07:59,160 --> 00:08:03,120 Speaker 1: through friga in the moaning, but I'm sexy Friday night. 125 00:08:03,200 --> 00:08:06,880 Speaker 1: You can catch me. I'm ready to love on the network. Yeah, 126 00:08:07,200 --> 00:08:09,480 Speaker 1: if you want to catch if you want to catch 127 00:08:09,520 --> 00:08:13,120 Speaker 1: stupid and sexy at the same time. It's Friday, Friday morning. 128 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:17,200 Speaker 1: I'm straight stupid Friday evening sexy as all get out. 129 00:08:17,440 --> 00:08:22,120 Speaker 1: I'm ready to love. Excuse me, it's just stupid. You know, 130 00:08:22,520 --> 00:08:31,440 Speaker 1: it's stupid and sexy. It's stupid and yeah, yeah, you 131 00:08:31,480 --> 00:08:36,760 Speaker 1: know what. Let's do this, man right here, watch this, right, 132 00:08:37,120 --> 00:08:39,679 Speaker 1: won't you? Let's switch for a day. Let me let 133 00:08:39,679 --> 00:08:41,680 Speaker 1: me be a judge for a day. You you're ready 134 00:08:41,679 --> 00:08:46,280 Speaker 1: to love for a day? How about your damn man, 135 00:08:46,280 --> 00:08:49,679 Speaker 1: we switch. We're gonna switch checks too. That's why we're 136 00:08:49,720 --> 00:08:54,439 Speaker 1: not gonna switch. I like this show. Oh yeah, oh yeah, 137 00:08:54,480 --> 00:08:56,960 Speaker 1: I like for sure. But you got yeah yeah, But 138 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:59,320 Speaker 1: so you need a few more years on TV. You 139 00:08:59,400 --> 00:09:03,920 Speaker 1: got to get your radar for we switch. Alright, you're 140 00:09:03,920 --> 00:09:06,800 Speaker 1: gonna get there. You're gonna get there. Just it just 141 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:09,120 Speaker 1: take a few years, that's all all right. Coming up 142 00:09:09,160 --> 00:09:12,560 Speaker 1: next to this, the Strawberry letter, the subject on campus clowning. 143 00:09:12,840 --> 00:09:16,360 Speaker 1: We'll get into that right after this. Yeah, you're listening 144 00:09:16,600 --> 00:09:18,439 Speaker 1: to the same Harvey Morning Show.