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Speaker 2: Either way, we want to be there.

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Speaker 3: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us

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Speaker 2: We want to send you off inside. We wanna welcome

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Speaker 3: Tell us all about it.

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Speaker 1: We scared her? Was it fine? Melborn? Do you need

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Speaker 1: to ride? Do you need to ride? Do you need

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Speaker 1: to ride? Do you need to ride? Do you need

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Speaker 1: to ride? Do your need you ride?

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Speaker 2: Ride with Karen and Chris. You're listening, so do you

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Speaker 2: need to ride? Welcome? I know I'm trying to mix

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Speaker 2: it up. That was totally on purpose. You're listening to

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Speaker 2: do you need to ride? Already? So welcome. My name

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Speaker 2: is Chris.

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Speaker 1: Fairbanks and I'm Karen Tilgarriff.

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Speaker 4: We got thrown off. There was a red light run

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Speaker 4: right in front of us. We started with drama. I

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Speaker 4: promise that drama won't stop.

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Speaker 3: We're like some sort of HBO it doesn't exist anymore

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Speaker 3: HBO show where it starts with a gunshot and you're like, wait,

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Speaker 3: I just got to know that person.

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Speaker 1: You already killed them off?

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Speaker 3: Yes, we will do that in this it's a podcast version,

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Speaker 3: so it's much more looky.

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Speaker 4: It's like a it's like a cold open. It reveals

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Speaker 3: Yes, and just make no assumptions. Nothing is safe, No

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Speaker 3: one is. Anybody could run a red light. Mercury is

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Speaker 3: fully in retrograde in a very intense way.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because of the moon. You have no idea what's

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Speaker 4: Yep, you think that that is a telling moment, the

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Speaker 4: red light running. This is going to be this whole

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Speaker 4: podcast is going to get turned up on its head.

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Speaker 2: Try and predict what's going to happen.

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Speaker 1: In fact, three guesses right now, Chris, what's going to happen?

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Speaker 4: We will see a grouping of diagonal fire trucks. Yes,

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Speaker 4: we are going to see a child alone in a

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Speaker 2: I know that's specific, but.

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Speaker 4: I'm just leaking something that I saw on the way there.

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Speaker 2: I almost pulled over. And why is this car they're

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Speaker 1: They literally were almost too.

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Speaker 2: I wanted to pull over. I saw a little boy

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Speaker 3: Was it the one that's kind of near the freeway. Yes,

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Speaker 3: the base of a tree. So it's almost like you

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Speaker 4: Go where if they want free range child. That's the

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Speaker 4: There was no trees nearby, though, I really I slowed

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Speaker 1: That is scary?

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Speaker 2: Too bad? I have somewhere to be.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and then you slowed down and then you hit

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Speaker 3: that gas and said, don't get me involved.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this is not my problem.

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Speaker 2: There are days where I have to be selfish and

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because we have to a podcast instead of save

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Speaker 3: a child's life, I don't.

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Speaker 4: I do feel like I should have done something. And

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Speaker 4: what is that's the third thing you did ask for

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Speaker 4: three things that we will see today?

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Speaker 2: Oh, it might be this hot off the presses.

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Speaker 5: Uh.

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Speaker 4: Oh, I'm back on the road. And who has a

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Speaker 4: gift card to say in our bucks? But from Christian

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Speaker 4: Whitney and Boise. Oh my God, says skip the lemonade

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Speaker 1: To use Whitney and Christy. Is that their names?

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Speaker 2: It is, yes, Christy and Whitney from Boise in any order.

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Speaker 1: That's so nice. Thank you so much, Christian Whitney.

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Speaker 2: It's happening again.

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Speaker 1: It's like the cards are coming back.

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Speaker 3: Yes, sweet asked, because we were out completely right.

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Speaker 6: Oh, I have.

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Speaker 2: Others and I will continue to bring them.

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Speaker 3: I mean you should be forced to report them like

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Speaker 3: They will get stolen out because I constantly leave my

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Speaker 1: I'm totally joking.

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Speaker 2: You think that there will be smash and grab well.

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Speaker 1: Or just the door is open and just a grab.

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Speaker 4: Oh, just like a casual friendly. I'm gonna steal this,

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Speaker 1: It used to happen at my other house all the time.

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Speaker 3: I would come out there and the middle box would

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Speaker 3: I took your EarPods that still have a cord on them,

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Speaker 4: Yeah, well, this space Age vehicle probably has a voice that.

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Speaker 1: Says, do not do this. You will regret this.

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Speaker 3: The door is a jar, don't be a white supremacist,

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Speaker 4: But I do think this is a good place to

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Speaker 1: I did not have a dozen. Here's the thing.

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Speaker 3: I didn't mean to ruin what is my my favorite

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Speaker 3: news because we would get those. I would get them

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Speaker 1: So nice.

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Speaker 4: It is very nice, and it's happening again. It's like

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Speaker 1: How is your show in Boise Boys was great?

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Speaker 2: I was worried going there because I love Boise, Idaho.

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Speaker 4: They no longer have access to abortion. There there's men

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Speaker 4: with gone open caerry like Texas style, which and I

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Speaker 4: Which when there's men with guns, even if they're you know, sportsmen,

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but I I went to the The Pride parade

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Speaker 2: Was so sweet. I saw like an little old guy

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Speaker 6: It was enough to oh, yeah, I love it, dude.

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Speaker 2: Do know that my eyelids were not arid?

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Speaker 4: and he was telling me about everything happening that weekend. Well,

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Speaker 4: And I'm like, well, where's your pride in that?

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Speaker 4: It was I love that he was bringing up that point.

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Speaker 4: I guess they're scared showing at work. Assume he was

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Speaker 4: a very oh. He also said because he's noticed I skateboard.

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Speaker 4: He's like, no, there's a skate park under you got

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Speaker 2: And then I said, well, Rhodes is a little intimidating

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Speaker 4: It's like twelve foot deep pools. I'm kind of a

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Speaker 4: But he knew low impact meant I skate curbs. I'm like,

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Speaker 4: peep on top of everything, I'm on TikTok a lot. No, yeah,

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Speaker 4: And then he played some song that I didn't recognize,

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Speaker 4: Like he there's no I don't. I doubt he enjoys it,

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Speaker 2: Wanted to ask?

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Speaker 4: And I thought he would give me the information, but

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Speaker 1: I love it even more.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 1: I thought he wants to be a part of things.

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Speaker 1: It was great, And I think that's the majority of people.

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Speaker 3: and that are just quietly being like, welcome to our town.

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Speaker 3: It's Pride weekend, because they're like, oh right, I don't

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Speaker 1: I don't think.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, even if that's what they're thinking. Everyone's conscious of

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Speaker 1: This guy was this guy wants to be connected with

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's beautiful. It was great.

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Speaker 4: I did sit in the car at my drop off

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Speaker 2: Yes, the citizen on patrol was was solidified in time

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Speaker 3: But essentially it's Chris's idea everybody. But now essentially there's

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Speaker 3: Well, I mean knew why didn't he just audition to

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Speaker 2: That was public knowledge.

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Speaker 1: So they were like, whoa wow, I like him.

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Speaker 4: I have why don't touch me? It's not even wearing

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he swung in a little maybe is a way

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Speaker 4: And look at his elbow. He is tattooed like the

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Speaker 4: So then forget the tattoo. He's wearing a patriotic fake

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Speaker 3: I like the idea that the citizen on patrol in

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Speaker 3: don't you think red flag number one on through five?

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Speaker 4: Yes, especially since he always was holding binoculars.

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Speaker 4: Got in trouble for pulling out a gun, he was

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Speaker 4: This is like the when I told you my grandma

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Speaker 4: I mean I was, you know, sixteen through twenty one.

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Speaker 1: I hope he doesn't wrestle me to the ground again.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he never was focused on me. You know,

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Speaker 1: Hips, all the stuff, all the illegal stuff. Yeah, that

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Speaker 1: you're just addicted to. I'm very aware to God, if

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Speaker 2: Are the the roads narrower? That guy was on his phone.

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Speaker 2: He was just about to kiss your fender.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. And also this asshole.

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Speaker 2: Here needs to get somewhere.

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Speaker 1: He needs to get up there.

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Speaker 4: Come on, we're in the same model A vehicles. Come on,

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Speaker 4: Why do you need to outperform us?

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Speaker 1: Think of Elon and what he needs.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, this isn't battle Bots hosted by our friend Bill.

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Speaker 3: Am I going to be able to turn?

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Speaker 1: I guess we'll see.

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Speaker 4: That is always what I repeat over and over whenever

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Speaker 4: I'm in West Hollywood.

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Speaker 2: I'm very excit.

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Speaker 4: I did about our guests today, and I predict he

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Speaker 4: has a very funny joke that is about Tesla's and

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Speaker 4: I hope that he does it, but he probably won't.

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Speaker 3: I don't think he would. He won't if he's a

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Speaker 2: I've already quoted it. In this car.

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Speaker 4: They went about any car can be a tesla if

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Speaker 2: This person, everyone's crazy. They honked out of haha, sager frustration.

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Speaker 2: And now I'm taunting you.

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Speaker 1: They're like, I can do.

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Speaker 5: What I want.

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Speaker 2: Is that this guy today is in rare form. No,

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Speaker 2: you will just wait until you see look at that

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Speaker 1: Don't be weird.

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Speaker 2: I am not.

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Speaker 1: I mean because he's new.

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Speaker 2: He doesn't know us, right, so don't yelp bingo. All right,

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Speaker 2: and we are, Yeah, we are. It's very close. I'm

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Speaker 1: Its unlocked. Hello, Hi, get into this car.

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Speaker 4: You've seen our guest today. Clubs and colleges across the country.

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Speaker 4: Put your ears together for Jared Goldstein.

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Speaker 6: Hi, Jar, how are you?

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Speaker 2: You make up? And then we will read Hi.

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Speaker 1: Good, nice to meet you, Karen.

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Speaker 5: Karen, Jared, thank you so much for having me.

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Speaker 4: I I promised her that upon entry you would do

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Speaker 4: your tesla joke.

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Speaker 2: But it's okay, you're off the hook.

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Speaker 4: But I would love to I've done it, I think

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Speaker 4: three times, just because this. When I see this this monitor,

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Speaker 4: I think of your joke.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, and then I repeat it.

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Speaker 5: And you know, honestly, that joke. I'm proud of it,

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Speaker 5: but I feel like I just ripped off a Parna

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Speaker 5: on sheer La.

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Speaker 2: Oh really the joke.

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Speaker 5: She's funnier than me.

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Speaker 6: The joke, the tesla joke is any car is it?

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Speaker 5: I talk about my bad car, but any car is

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Speaker 5: a Tesla if you look at your iPad instead of.

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Speaker 1: The road, right.

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Speaker 5: And there's a formula to that joke. The first time

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Speaker 5: I heard it was from a Parna and her joke was,

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Speaker 5: any pizza is a personal pizza if you cry while

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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh I remember that joke and you don't. I don't.

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Speaker 2: It's just I mean, I mean, it's just the format.

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Speaker 1: It's just a structure.

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Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, And maybe a Parna didn't even invent it,

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Speaker 5: but that's who I credit it to.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it feels like a very twittery structure where it's like, oh, great, idea,

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Speaker 3: I'll put my own subject verb in there.

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Speaker 6: What did my Tesla tweek get one hundred and fifty four.

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Speaker 5: Likes on Twitter maybe it did. That's no longer on Twitter.

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Speaker 5: I hung out my hat. Ye, I had a good week.

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Speaker 4: The week the artist formerly known as Twitter. Yeah this

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Speaker 4: X everyone.

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Speaker 2: No one just calls it X.

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Speaker 4: They have to go Comma the social media formerly known

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Speaker 4: as Twitter.

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Speaker 3: Because X is meaningless. Yes, X is curious George's signature.

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Speaker 1: What are you doing?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? Didn't you also get like sued because someone already

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Speaker 5: owns X.

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Speaker 2: The band X.

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Speaker 1: Maybe could be that could be the Marxist spot people, the.

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Speaker 2: Alcohol industry, the porn industry.

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Speaker 3: Porn I think would have it over every Oh alcohol,

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Speaker 3: if there's three?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, is a professor?

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Speaker 1: Yeah that's right, Yeah.

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Speaker 4: There's everyone's a person that used to be your larrior

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Speaker 2: The exes. Oh see, I always come in with a

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Speaker 1: If there's a riff, we were just winding that one down.

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Speaker 2: Yeah stop. Courtesy of me, Jared.

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Speaker 1: How was your day so far?

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Speaker 5: My day so far is pretty good.

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Speaker 6: I felt really hungover in Yucky yesterday.

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Speaker 5: So today, by virtue of the fact that I did

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Speaker 1: Did you party? Was it a party? Was there an event?

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Speaker 6: I went to Dodger Stadium for the first time in

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Speaker 6: my life?

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Speaker 2: Ohoh wow, Yeah, what'd you think?

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Speaker 5: It was fine? It was like it was a little

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Speaker 5: cool thing when we got there, it drizzled for like

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Speaker 6: Giant rainbow. The wow, giant rainbow over the whole stadium.

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Speaker 2: That's cool.

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Speaker 5: So my first time ever going to Dodger Stadium, it's

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Speaker 2: Did you react like that?

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Speaker 4: The Double Rainbow guy who was a former cage fighter

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Speaker 4: I looked into him. I don't remember why. I think

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Speaker 4: was affiliated or opening for that guy. Yeah, and so

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Speaker 4: maybe they I think they interviewed him, but he did

450
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Speaker 4: not seem he was like a hippie guy that camps

451
00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:36,600
Speaker 4: in the woods.

452
00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:38,240
Speaker 2: But he used to choke people out.

453
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Speaker 6: I mean, speaking of a double rainbow.

454
00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:43,960
Speaker 5: Coming up on our left is is two rainbow flags.

455
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Speaker 5: Oh wow, I.

456
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Speaker 4: Thought you were going to say the old twenty four

457
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Speaker 4: hour Fitness location.

458
00:23:52,359 --> 00:23:55,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's no longer there. That is a double rainbow flag.

459
00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:56,080
Speaker 5: Look at that.

460
00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:59,000
Speaker 3: We're officially in West Hollywood. Now we are parallel to

461
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Speaker 3: the flags.

462
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:01,240
Speaker 2: We're right in the thick.

463
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Speaker 5: We've arrived. We're also if anyone was confused, in America,

464
00:24:04,720 --> 00:24:08,600
Speaker 5: there's also an American flagwaving. Yes.

465
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Speaker 2: Yes, we usually say that at the top of the hour,

466
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Speaker 2: Welcome America.

467
00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:17,080
Speaker 6: This is America. Oh that's a different show.

468
00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:22,199
Speaker 4: When you say your first time at Dodger Stadium in

469
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Speaker 4: your life.

470
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Speaker 2: You're from New York.

471
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:25,760
Speaker 6: Right, Yes, I'm from New York, but I've been here

472
00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:26,679
Speaker 6: for quite a while.

473
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Speaker 5: My Okay, so I used to have a joke about

474
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:33,439
Speaker 5: how I've been to Dodger Stadium twice. It was for

475
00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:36,520
Speaker 5: the vaccine, right, and that's the only time I've ever been.

476
00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:40,000
Speaker 5: So this was technically my third time going to Dodger Stadium.

477
00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:42,359
Speaker 5: The first two times it was, you know, to drive

478
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Speaker 5: through the parking lot to receive the COVID nineteen Madernavaca.

479
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Speaker 1: I wish they frightening time.

480
00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:50,680
Speaker 4: I wish they gave the shot on the pictures mound.

481
00:24:51,119 --> 00:24:53,840
Speaker 4: That would have been I think more people would have

482
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Speaker 4: gotten vaccinated.

483
00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:56,680
Speaker 5: Have you ever been on the JumboTron.

484
00:24:57,640 --> 00:25:00,320
Speaker 2: Oh, I haven't. I've always wanted to be.

485
00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:02,720
Speaker 5: I know, I really want that too. I feel like

486
00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:04,920
Speaker 5: there's gotta be. If I go to a few more games,

487
00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:08,600
Speaker 5: I'll figure out there's there's an opportunity there.

488
00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:11,760
Speaker 1: You know, you have to have something in your back pocket.

489
00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:14,399
Speaker 5: You do, You're not gonna waste that moment by jumping

490
00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:15,440
Speaker 5: around like a maniac.

491
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Speaker 2: No.

492
00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:19,439
Speaker 4: It's one of my favorite things to watch on my phone,

493
00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:22,320
Speaker 4: which is my entertainment system, is when someone has a

494
00:25:22,359 --> 00:25:24,080
Speaker 4: big thing in their back pocket and they have a

495
00:25:24,119 --> 00:25:27,879
Speaker 4: whole choreograph dance, and the cameraman follows them down the

496
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:32,159
Speaker 4: stairs and they are dancing to whatever song is playing. Yeah,

497
00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:35,600
Speaker 4: it's very specific, but it's one of my favorite genres.

498
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:38,720
Speaker 5: You'd have to try to top a baby. That's kind

499
00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:42,119
Speaker 5: of that seems like the winner. Yeah, being on the

500
00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:44,960
Speaker 5: JumboTron is babies. So I have to just figure out

501
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:46,360
Speaker 5: what's better than babies?

502
00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:49,520
Speaker 3: What about if you force a kiss cam on a

503
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Speaker 3: stranger next to you.

504
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Speaker 1: That's kind of my like I.

505
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Speaker 5: Bring like kind of a I bring my own frame,

506
00:25:56,600 --> 00:25:58,960
Speaker 5: Like I'm wearing the frame like it's a Halloween costume.

507
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,280
Speaker 5: And it says like kiss cam. Yeah, with like a

508
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:02,720
Speaker 5: little red dot recording.

509
00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:06,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, just bring a kissing booth, a frame that says

510
00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:11,160
Speaker 4: of thirty five cents psychiatric help and kisses.

511
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Speaker 3: I mean we can just spitball so many ideas. Yeah,

512
00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:17,880
Speaker 3: I got a ton of them.

513
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:24,240
Speaker 5: That's my Oh okay, yeah. Two babies. Oh, I bring two.

514
00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:28,400
Speaker 3: Babies and not twins, because that's the easy version. Yeah,

515
00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:30,360
Speaker 3: like two disparate babies.

516
00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:35,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, yes, I think you definitely would get on camera

517
00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:38,400
Speaker 4: if you holding two babies. Each arm and on your

518
00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:41,480
Speaker 4: head is one of those drinking helmets, but in each

519
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:45,439
Speaker 4: holster is milk and the straws or.

520
00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:46,520
Speaker 5: Do they go to the babies?

521
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:50,360
Speaker 1: Yes, well yeah, but do they or do they?

522
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:54,640
Speaker 4: Oh that that that provides some open that you can

523
00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:57,800
Speaker 4: improvise a little but that Yeah, oh maybe I'll take

524
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Speaker 4: a little zip.

525
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Speaker 2: The crowd would go wid crazy.

526
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:03,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, I take it from the baby, I take a sip,

527
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:06,359
Speaker 5: give it back to the baby, and then you do

528
00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:07,560
Speaker 5: so like a take.

529
00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:11,399
Speaker 1: To the camera of like parenting. Am I right? So

530
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:14,520
Speaker 1: it's like, of course I need a little nourishment myself.

531
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Speaker 5: Okay, I think we're getting close to something. Because they

532
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:19,800
Speaker 5: think they don't people don't have to like it. They

533
00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:21,920
Speaker 5: just have to react to it and share it.

534
00:27:22,119 --> 00:27:25,080
Speaker 1: That's right, They just have to have an experience at

535
00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:25,520
Speaker 1: the moment.

536
00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:28,280
Speaker 4: Yes, now, I'm we're going to run into the problem

537
00:27:28,359 --> 00:27:31,840
Speaker 4: I've experienced many times for trying to shoot a sketch

538
00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:32,680
Speaker 4: or a funny video.

539
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:34,280
Speaker 2: Where do we get a baby?

540
00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:37,520
Speaker 5: I know a lot of babies.

541
00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:40,479
Speaker 2: Now, Oh, who do I know that are bad parents?

542
00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:42,520
Speaker 2: That will let me take their bies.

543
00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:43,000
Speaker 5: To a Dodger Days?

544
00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:46,600
Speaker 1: And then you'll also need a set teacher so that you.

545
00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:48,680
Speaker 2: Know, oh right, like all the.

546
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:52,840
Speaker 5: All the school they would miss they have, they have school.

547
00:27:57,080 --> 00:27:57,359
Speaker 5: Do you know?

548
00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:59,000
Speaker 6: I was a child actor and I missed school and

549
00:27:59,040 --> 00:27:59,960
Speaker 6: I had set teachers?

550
00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:01,040
Speaker 2: Oh really?

551
00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:01,679
Speaker 5: Yeah?

552
00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:03,000
Speaker 1: Well how'd you feel about that?

553
00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:04,800
Speaker 5: I feel great about it. Give me out of there.

554
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:05,160
Speaker 1: Yeah.

555
00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:07,959
Speaker 5: I also taught myself math better than my teacher at

556
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:08,880
Speaker 5: the time taught me math.

557
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:10,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, and my math.

558
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,000
Speaker 5: Teacher agreed to that. Agreed.

559
00:28:12,119 --> 00:28:14,720
Speaker 2: Oh really yeah, because you came back with more knowledge.

560
00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:15,240
Speaker 6: Yeah.

561
00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:18,080
Speaker 5: They said that they were shocked that I learned it.

562
00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:19,240
Speaker 1: Wow.

563
00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:22,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, So was that because your set teacher was good

564
00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:23,840
Speaker 3: or because you were just good?

565
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Speaker 6: By here's the thing about the set teachers.

566
00:28:26,119 --> 00:28:30,480
Speaker 5: They were great, but they were for like young, young,

567
00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:34,720
Speaker 5: young children. I was an older looking I mean a

568
00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:38,600
Speaker 5: younger looking seventeen year old right, Oh, so like this

569
00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:39,880
Speaker 5: who looked eleven.

570
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:40,600
Speaker 6: Yeah.

571
00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:43,480
Speaker 5: I was a really late bloomer. So I was able

572
00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:46,880
Speaker 5: to play children much, you know, for longer than a

573
00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:48,760
Speaker 5: lot of other kids who were very naturally and normally

574
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:51,400
Speaker 5: going through puberty at eleven, twelve, thirteen. I was not.

575
00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:53,719
Speaker 5: So I was able to keep working. So I was.

576
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Speaker 6: I was always on set with like nine year olds ten.

577
00:28:57,480 --> 00:29:01,360
Speaker 5: So the tutors were for those, you know, aged children,

578
00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:04,680
Speaker 5: and they never knew my I was like I was

579
00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:05,840
Speaker 5: in ap classes.

580
00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:10,880
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, and they were doing like, you know, sentences.

581
00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:13,880
Speaker 2: Yeah. Wow. So none of the small talk with the

582
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:18,280
Speaker 2: other child actors was about school. No, No, like you're

583
00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:19,680
Speaker 2: doing long division.

584
00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:23,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly exactly. So yeah, it was it was. It

585
00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:25,320
Speaker 5: was tough, and it was fine. It was better than

586
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:27,280
Speaker 5: being in school. It was like, it was very glamorous.

587
00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:32,160
Speaker 4: So how how young were you and how old was

588
00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:34,080
Speaker 4: the character you were playing when you were like on

589
00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:35,960
Speaker 4: a Modern Family.

590
00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:39,520
Speaker 2: Were you secretly like twenty years old?

591
00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:43,520
Speaker 5: No? At that point I was a much older child actor,

592
00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:48,040
Speaker 5: still still at it playing I guess that character was

593
00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:49,400
Speaker 5: probably like twenty five.

594
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:52,360
Speaker 2: Oh really yeah? Okay, Yeah.

595
00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:54,840
Speaker 5: When I was a kid, I wasn't doing like acting

596
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:57,680
Speaker 5: like I was doing theater. Oh. I was like doing

597
00:29:57,800 --> 00:30:01,400
Speaker 5: musical theater in New York. How yeah, like.

598
00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:03,400
Speaker 2: Broadway.

599
00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:04,480
Speaker 5: You freaking know it?

600
00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:07,400
Speaker 1: Are you saying? What did you do?

601
00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:10,840
Speaker 6: I was in a Christmas Carol at Madison Square Garden.

602
00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:16,200
Speaker 2: Oh my god, yeah, that's what. Who was your character

603
00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:17,040
Speaker 2: in a Christmas Guy?

604
00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:17,480
Speaker 5: I played?

605
00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:18,600
Speaker 1: That's a wig.

606
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:24,680
Speaker 5: Yes, when I played Scrooge when he was a kid,

607
00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:27,040
Speaker 5: when they go back in time with the ghost of

608
00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:27,880
Speaker 5: Christmas Past.

609
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:29,000
Speaker 2: That's amazing.

610
00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:31,040
Speaker 6: And you learned that he was once very good.

611
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:33,880
Speaker 4: I'm so glad you didn't have to be the one

612
00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:36,240
Speaker 4: at the end who has to go get the Christmas goose.

613
00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:37,520
Speaker 2: That's a terrible gig.

614
00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:42,320
Speaker 5: But I did also play Tiny Tim's brother, and a

615
00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:45,959
Speaker 5: rich kid and a poor kid. I played four parts.

616
00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:46,760
Speaker 1: That's range.

617
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:47,440
Speaker 5: Yeah.

618
00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:50,280
Speaker 6: I played young Scrooge, tiny Tim's brother, a rich.

619
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Speaker 2: And that was a musical. Oh wow.

620
00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:55,440
Speaker 3: When you played the rich kid, did you have a

621
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Speaker 3: certain posture and then when you played the poor kid

622
00:30:57,440 --> 00:30:59,440
Speaker 3: you had the inverted version of that posture.

623
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:03,400
Speaker 5: I had a rich kid. I had like a beautiful jacket,

624
00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:07,080
Speaker 5: and it was like it was like made us some

625
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:10,360
Speaker 5: kind of special like authentic wool, which means it was

626
00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:13,160
Speaker 5: ugly and bad because this is like what it was

627
00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:15,080
Speaker 5: like the eighteen hundreds. Don't even know when it was. Yeah,

628
00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:18,400
Speaker 5: it never happened. Times when it was it was never

629
00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:21,080
Speaker 5: because Christmas Carol is not a document.

630
00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:26,600
Speaker 2: They had the real jacket.

631
00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:28,720
Speaker 1: I just loved what you said.

632
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:33,520
Speaker 3: Theautiful jacket to really show us.

633
00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:36,000
Speaker 5: But yeah, I mean like it was a it was

634
00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:40,800
Speaker 5: a navy jacket with black like wool like kind of like, uh,

635
00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:43,000
Speaker 5: I don't know what epaulets are, but I bet it

636
00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:46,400
Speaker 5: was epaulets. And then I had a like like a beret,

637
00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:48,800
Speaker 5: essentially a bray like a French fort. It was like

638
00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:51,400
Speaker 5: a like a navy beret. And that's what I wore

639
00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:52,600
Speaker 5: when I was a rich kid.

640
00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:56,160
Speaker 2: And then when you oversized lollipop too, it seems like

641
00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:57,320
Speaker 2: that's what goes with that.

642
00:31:57,320 --> 00:32:00,200
Speaker 5: That would have worked. And then when I was playing

643
00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:05,280
Speaker 5: a poor kid, I dressed like everyone dresses like I

644
00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:09,360
Speaker 5: would probably say, like in twenty fourteen, fingers.

645
00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:11,240
Speaker 6: You got it, you got it?

646
00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:15,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, fingerless glove, beanie, suspender.

647
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:16,800
Speaker 2: Eh and m fash fash fast.

648
00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:17,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, just like a.

649
00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:21,600
Speaker 5: Crop sweater like those sort of like remember those like

650
00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:24,840
Speaker 5: fried boots everyone was wearing like that to look like

651
00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:25,880
Speaker 5: a cobbler or something.

652
00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:26,520
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm.

653
00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:30,440
Speaker 3: Impossible to break in those boots. Horrible, just unless you

654
00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:31,240
Speaker 3: work on a ranch.

655
00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:31,640
Speaker 2: Yeah.

656
00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:35,560
Speaker 5: I only wore boat shoes for six years because of fashion.

657
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:39,440
Speaker 5: And now I have forever callouses on both big toes.

658
00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:40,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, forever.

659
00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:43,520
Speaker 5: There's no curing the callus that I have on either side.

660
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:45,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, that makes.

661
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:48,240
Speaker 2: Sense, just from like Sperry topsiders, Yeah, sock list without

662
00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:49,640
Speaker 2: sock Oh, Batt'll do it.

663
00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:52,120
Speaker 6: Yeah, and working on my feet in them too.

664
00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:56,040
Speaker 1: Did you ever have a problem with foot odor? And

665
00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:57,560
Speaker 1: some Perry.

666
00:32:57,280 --> 00:32:59,760
Speaker 5: Topsiders with no sy totally?

667
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:03,040
Speaker 3: That was so I had wore those and also kids

668
00:33:03,120 --> 00:33:06,760
Speaker 3: in the eighties because I was there for the eighties. Yeah,

669
00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:08,800
Speaker 3: and that was one of the most embarrassing things that

670
00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:11,000
Speaker 3: ever happened. Was one time at my friend's house taking

671
00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:13,240
Speaker 3: off my kids, and my friend's like, oh my god,

672
00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:15,160
Speaker 3: your feet smelled so bad, and I was like, wait

673
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:18,479
Speaker 3: what And it was like I had to discover, like

674
00:33:18,520 --> 00:33:21,240
Speaker 3: as a twelve year old, that you can't just wear

675
00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:22,760
Speaker 3: socks in kids.

676
00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:23,680
Speaker 1: And get away with it.

677
00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:26,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it is, it is.

678
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:29,560
Speaker 4: It was an unfair time because they didn't have these

679
00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:31,560
Speaker 4: new invisible stuff socks, no.

680
00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:34,520
Speaker 6: No, I had to make my own invisible song.

681
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:36,520
Speaker 2: Did you you're the inventor of invisible?

682
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:39,800
Speaker 5: Yeah? I've invented so many things, but I just didn't

683
00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:45,240
Speaker 5: get around to what else? What else? Froze? Oh yeah,

684
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:46,440
Speaker 5: funny froze.

685
00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:47,640
Speaker 6: Really that was me?

686
00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:49,320
Speaker 5: That was me?

687
00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:51,120
Speaker 1: Since what year? Would you say?

688
00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:56,440
Speaker 5: Since like twenty thirteen? Twenty thirteen, and then it hit

689
00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:59,440
Speaker 5: the scene and I want to say twenty fifteen. Wow, yeah,

690
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:05,000
Speaker 5: Crose was me. Also, the clip that attaches your tablet

691
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:07,600
Speaker 5: to your bed so you can feel like you have

692
00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:11,440
Speaker 5: a TV when you don't. Oh, that's a great idea.

693
00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:13,920
Speaker 1: Good job on that one. I did that only on

694
00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:14,239
Speaker 1: that one.

695
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:16,680
Speaker 2: Do you just not know a patent clerk?

696
00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:20,719
Speaker 5: Yeah? Can I? When I have these million dollar ideas,

697
00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:22,920
Speaker 5: it hits me like a ton of bricks, and it's

698
00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:25,400
Speaker 5: a really it's actually a very sad moment because I

699
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:28,520
Speaker 5: just know the truth is like either I'm not I'm

700
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:31,799
Speaker 5: just not going to get around to doing it, or

701
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:35,520
Speaker 5: someone already has and it's months out. It's months out

702
00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:36,240
Speaker 5: for the reveal.

703
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:39,600
Speaker 6: Yeah, and it's just what am I going to do?

704
00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:40,120
Speaker 1: Right?

705
00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:42,960
Speaker 3: There's a there's a real almost like a good idea

706
00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:46,040
Speaker 3: paralysis where it's like, oh, this could really go somewhere,

707
00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:48,840
Speaker 3: and now I'm a burden.

708
00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:51,080
Speaker 5: Yeah. And also just the reality that, like I know,

709
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,520
Speaker 5: especially you know, certain times in my life, I'm certainly

710
00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:54,919
Speaker 5: not busy.

711
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:55,080
Speaker 3: Now.

712
00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:56,920
Speaker 5: If I have any million dollar ideas, I would love

713
00:34:56,960 --> 00:35:01,960
Speaker 5: to pursue them vigorously. But I've been busy before. And

714
00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:03,560
Speaker 5: you know, you just you have to have a lot

715
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:06,600
Speaker 5: of free time, right to make an idea of reality?

716
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:08,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, you have to hang out in your garage a

717
00:35:08,719 --> 00:35:09,680
Speaker 2: lot and do a lot.

718
00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:13,000
Speaker 5: Of You got a grind with other inventors, right, you

719
00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:13,920
Speaker 5: know you have.

720
00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:15,359
Speaker 1: To hire a lawyer, you have to.

721
00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:19,240
Speaker 3: Yes, Yeah, you have to protect your rights completely.

722
00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:21,239
Speaker 2: You have to wear a lot of lab coats and

723
00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:22,400
Speaker 2: have wacky hair.

724
00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:23,760
Speaker 5: Yeah.

725
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:27,239
Speaker 3: You have to be open to other people's ideas horrifying.

726
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:29,200
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I gotta work on that.

727
00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:31,279
Speaker 6: I'm really like stubborn.

728
00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:33,319
Speaker 1: Because you know, you have the best ideas.

729
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:36,799
Speaker 6: I think I do. Yeah, I certainly think I do.

730
00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:39,000
Speaker 4: I don't I don't get that from you. I found

731
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:41,880
Speaker 4: you to be very open when I when I've met you.

732
00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:42,680
Speaker 5: Okay, good?

733
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:44,240
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.

734
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:46,400
Speaker 1: You also smell like coconut, which I really like.

735
00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:50,600
Speaker 6: I'm wearing designer sunscreen.

736
00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:53,880
Speaker 2: Oh really, Yeah, this is a banana boato.

737
00:35:56,160 --> 00:36:00,359
Speaker 5: No it's no, it's it's it's incredibly normal sunscreen. But

738
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:02,680
Speaker 5: they just like, you know, kind of put a label

739
00:36:02,719 --> 00:36:05,360
Speaker 5: on it. I don't even know what the label is. Actually,

740
00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:07,680
Speaker 5: it's called Vacation. I think that's what it's called. Oh,

741
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:11,600
Speaker 5: it's called vacation. It might it's not from Supergroup.

742
00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:14,279
Speaker 3: But it's I have a Supergoop thirty.

743
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:17,120
Speaker 5: You have a Super Good thirty. This is next to Supergoop,

744
00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:22,000
Speaker 5: and it's it's just you remember, like American apparel. Ye,

745
00:36:22,239 --> 00:36:25,000
Speaker 5: it's like American apparel, but it's sunscreen and it's called Vacation.

746
00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:30,640
Speaker 5: And the bottle is so beautiful and it's it's like

747
00:36:30,719 --> 00:36:38,640
Speaker 5: designed to be scented like classic Oh yeah, nineties eighties sunscreen.

748
00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:39,640
Speaker 1: It smells so good.

749
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:43,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was a bunch of memories just washed ashore.

750
00:36:43,719 --> 00:36:43,959
Speaker 4: Right.

751
00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:48,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a pinacla vibe to it. There's a real like, yeah,

752
00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:50,520
Speaker 3: we're all having a great time.

753
00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:53,799
Speaker 5: And if you see the font on the bottle, you

754
00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:55,680
Speaker 5: will you really feel the fantasy.

755
00:36:55,719 --> 00:36:57,719
Speaker 6: You're like, oh my god, it's nineteen ninety one.

756
00:36:57,920 --> 00:37:00,560
Speaker 5: Yes, remember the original, Like not the origine, but like

757
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:03,440
Speaker 5: in the nineties, the Dorito's label, it used to just

758
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:05,680
Speaker 5: be like kind of a nice font.

759
00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:07,960
Speaker 6: Yeah, and then at some point.

760
00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:11,200
Speaker 5: In like the early two thousands, everything got like electric.

761
00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:13,880
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, you know, but it used to be

762
00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:16,880
Speaker 5: like Cheerios. Everything was just kind of like kind of

763
00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:17,160
Speaker 5: felt like.

764
00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:19,959
Speaker 6: The fifties or something. Yeah, this bottle.

765
00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:22,399
Speaker 4: Looks like that as as a I'm a big fan

766
00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:27,640
Speaker 4: of simple, legible fonts. Yeah, and clean logos, and Doritos

767
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:28,719
Speaker 4: is all over the map.

768
00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:29,800
Speaker 2: It's just a mess.

769
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:33,160
Speaker 5: Oh, it's crazy. Remember three D Doritos, Like what those

770
00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:36,799
Speaker 5: tops they put them in a plastic like tube. Three

771
00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:40,719
Speaker 5: D Doritos. For me, that was like the death of art. Yeah,

772
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:44,120
Speaker 5: that was like we've lost art over. Yeah.

773
00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:47,040
Speaker 2: But they do come with those fun glasses.

774
00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:48,640
Speaker 5: Them. Yeah.

775
00:37:49,239 --> 00:37:53,279
Speaker 3: I for a little while they were spicy Doritos, but

776
00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:55,840
Speaker 3: they looked so much like the normal bag that I

777
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:59,000
Speaker 3: would accidentally get the spicy bag, not kind of not

778
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:00,600
Speaker 3: paying attention to Detai then.

779
00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:04,360
Speaker 1: Be like, I don't like Dorito's anymore. They burn. I

780
00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:06,080
Speaker 1: can't do it. And then it's like, yeah, you're buying

781
00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:07,200
Speaker 1: the wrong flavor.

782
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:10,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, there are some chips out there that will affect

783
00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:11,279
Speaker 4: the rest of your day.

784
00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:14,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I don't want to get more detailed. Good good,

785
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:20,120
Speaker 2: I love it. Are you still singing?

786
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:22,160
Speaker 5: I sing at home?

787
00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:24,000
Speaker 1: But I'm good.

788
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:26,560
Speaker 4: You're You're probably about to say you aren't. And you

789
00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:28,279
Speaker 4: were good as a child and now you are. But

790
00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:30,040
Speaker 4: I bet you're really good.

791
00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:31,839
Speaker 5: I'll say I was good as a child and I'm

792
00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:34,080
Speaker 5: fine now I'm better than most.

793
00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:37,840
Speaker 2: But do you blame puberty?

794
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:43,080
Speaker 5: Of Oh, it was terrible, Like it was like overnight,

795
00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:43,920
Speaker 5: it was gone.

796
00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:46,279
Speaker 6: It was gone, and it just did not come back.

797
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:49,440
Speaker 5: It kind of came back a little bit, like maybe

798
00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:53,359
Speaker 5: fully ten years later, but it's still just like it's

799
00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:55,920
Speaker 5: just it just left. It just left, and I just

800
00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:56,880
Speaker 5: have to say goodbye to it.

801
00:38:57,080 --> 00:38:58,799
Speaker 4: I have a feeling, though, what if I took you

802
00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:03,680
Speaker 4: to a karaoke night, would you surprise me by melting

803
00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:04,640
Speaker 4: everyone's faces?

804
00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:07,000
Speaker 6: I wouldn't, I swear to god, I wouldn't.

805
00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:10,520
Speaker 5: Really, yeah, I wouldn't. I think if you, like, if

806
00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:13,880
Speaker 5: you maybe caught me on a good day and you

807
00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:16,719
Speaker 5: you had your ear up to my window and you

808
00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:20,560
Speaker 5: heard me singing in the bathroom, you might think for

809
00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:22,440
Speaker 5: a second it was the radio and then go, oh

810
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:24,880
Speaker 5: my god, wait, who is like that? You might have

811
00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:28,200
Speaker 5: that experience, but no any like any kind of like

812
00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:31,200
Speaker 5: live performing of singing. It's like it just got It

813
00:39:31,239 --> 00:39:34,239
Speaker 5: was so bad and hard and sad and like to

814
00:39:35,160 --> 00:39:37,560
Speaker 5: really to like go from Broadway to like I can't

815
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:40,520
Speaker 5: get a job like as like a teenager. It was

816
00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:41,400
Speaker 5: just like devastating.

817
00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:42,400
Speaker 1: That's a lot.

818
00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:46,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, like too, you'd have to be very I think

819
00:39:47,239 --> 00:39:50,560
Speaker 3: maybe even overly therapized to be able to process that

820
00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:52,320
Speaker 3: and not have it be bad.

821
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:55,239
Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, it was just like honestly, the best I

822
00:39:55,239 --> 00:39:58,239
Speaker 5: could do was like after years and years of like

823
00:39:58,360 --> 00:40:00,960
Speaker 5: trying and trying and trying to get it back, I

824
00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:05,040
Speaker 5: just gave up on trying. And then a little while

825
00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:07,719
Speaker 5: later I was at work at a restaurant job, and

826
00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:09,839
Speaker 5: I was had my headphones in and I was just

827
00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:12,200
Speaker 5: like singing to myself kind of like you know, without

828
00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:15,799
Speaker 5: any awareness of people around me. And the hostess at

829
00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:20,120
Speaker 5: the restaurant, she she laughed at me and she goes,

830
00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:22,600
Speaker 5: she's like, she goes, don't quit your day job. And

831
00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:25,000
Speaker 5: then when we know but here's the thing. This used

832
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:29,320
Speaker 5: to be my dad literally literally, but we both laughed

833
00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:32,040
Speaker 5: and I laughed genuinely, and it was the first time

834
00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:35,680
Speaker 5: that I that that would even be like remotely funny

835
00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:37,520
Speaker 5: or yeah, I had any levity about it.

836
00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:39,919
Speaker 4: It is always funny to say that to someone as

837
00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:41,600
Speaker 4: you're both at your day job.

838
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,920
Speaker 5: Yes, exactly, yes, So it was like, oh wow, in

839
00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:46,440
Speaker 5: that moment, it was kind of nice. It was like,

840
00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:49,759
Speaker 5: oh look, I really did kind of let this go.

841
00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:52,520
Speaker 5: And then later on in life, I woke up in

842
00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:54,680
Speaker 5: the first thing I did was look at Instagram, because

843
00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:57,719
Speaker 5: I have normal healthy practices, of course, and I saw

844
00:40:57,760 --> 00:41:01,520
Speaker 5: a reel of like a Broadway show and it just

845
00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:04,920
Speaker 5: looked so silly to me, and it was like it

846
00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:07,040
Speaker 5: became clear to me. It was like, oh wait, like

847
00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:10,359
Speaker 5: I actually it was. I'm sad that it was taken

848
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:12,319
Speaker 5: away and that I didn't get to choose if I

849
00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:15,520
Speaker 5: wanted to keep doing it. But if I could choose

850
00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:17,600
Speaker 5: to keep doing it, I wouldn't want to.

851
00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:20,439
Speaker 4: I wouldn't choose that for you either, because I've seen

852
00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:22,560
Speaker 4: you do stand up, Oh thank you.

853
00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:24,040
Speaker 2: I think that that's what.

854
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:25,480
Speaker 1: You should be, that's what you're meant to do.

855
00:41:25,719 --> 00:41:29,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've seen a lot of stand up lately, well

856
00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:31,320
Speaker 2: not as much as I used to. They're just starting

857
00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:32,120
Speaker 2: as many shows.

858
00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:34,080
Speaker 4: But we've been on a few shows together, and you

859
00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:36,480
Speaker 4: always have great jokes.

860
00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:37,279
Speaker 5: Thank you.

861
00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:40,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I'm really said that when you're not in

862
00:41:40,719 --> 00:41:41,120
Speaker 4: the car.

863
00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:42,400
Speaker 1: Yes, it's true.

864
00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:44,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is behind you.

865
00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:48,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, and now I'm saying thank you, behind yours.

866
00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:51,279
Speaker 2: It's the way the car is configured.

867
00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:54,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I do think what you're saying this just

868
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:56,719
Speaker 3: is making me think of a like a similar thing

869
00:41:56,719 --> 00:41:58,880
Speaker 3: that I went through where when it was like not

870
00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:02,680
Speaker 3: my choice to it felt like the world was ending

871
00:42:02,719 --> 00:42:05,680
Speaker 3: and so horrifying that car's abandoned.

872
00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:11,120
Speaker 2: That question it is, how did you even know?

873
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:13,439
Speaker 1: Because I was making sure.

874
00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:16,520
Speaker 3: I literally was like, hey, we're you're not going to

875
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:18,440
Speaker 3: come and t bone me. I like to see if

876
00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:21,000
Speaker 3: I can't, And there's just no one.

877
00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:21,319
Speaker 1: In the car.

878
00:42:21,560 --> 00:42:23,839
Speaker 4: They even took the time, and maybe the car does

879
00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:26,439
Speaker 4: it on their own. They've fold up their I want

880
00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:28,279
Speaker 4: to call them ears, but that's not the cars of

881
00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:29,840
Speaker 4: yours side view mirrors.

882
00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:32,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right, you got it.

883
00:42:33,239 --> 00:42:34,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's wild.

884
00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:34,839
Speaker 2: Wow.

885
00:42:35,239 --> 00:42:39,600
Speaker 3: But point being just exactly what you said is very wise,

886
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:44,640
Speaker 3: which is when it's about choice. So grieving the loss

887
00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:47,400
Speaker 3: of a choice can sometimes be as sad as anything

888
00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:50,480
Speaker 3: else because you're just like I believed in myself and

889
00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:53,040
Speaker 3: I thought it was like better than you know, the

890
00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:55,920
Speaker 3: average person, and then now I'm having to look at

891
00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:57,960
Speaker 3: it in a different way. And then you can be

892
00:42:58,040 --> 00:43:00,920
Speaker 3: like late a little later on when you get to

893
00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:04,000
Speaker 3: have those feelings, then you're just like or not or

894
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:06,120
Speaker 3: that whole experience was just what it was.

895
00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:08,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, and it was a great experience that I'm like,

896
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:10,799
Speaker 5: it's like if the worst thing that happened to me

897
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:14,040
Speaker 5: was I was on Broadway only as a child, it's great.

898
00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:16,040
Speaker 5: It's so great, and I'm like it's all lucky, and

899
00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:21,560
Speaker 5: obviously I'm just bitter and jealous now, but yeah, it was.

900
00:43:21,719 --> 00:43:24,200
Speaker 5: It was cool and I'll never shut up about it.

901
00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:26,560
Speaker 1: Ever.

902
00:43:26,680 --> 00:43:28,680
Speaker 2: It is was it? Were you cool? Then?

903
00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:28,960
Speaker 5: Like?

904
00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:31,000
Speaker 2: At school? Did you miss a.

905
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:34,399
Speaker 5: Lot of My sister was really popular and I was

906
00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:38,680
Speaker 5: really not, And doing this helped. Right when I was

907
00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:41,040
Speaker 5: a kid, I was I was in a sketch on

908
00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:46,360
Speaker 5: SNL one weekend. Yeah, and uh, a teacher of mine

909
00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:50,000
Speaker 5: asked me to bring the VHS of it to school,

910
00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:54,520
Speaker 5: So I did and then in every next class there

911
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:57,920
Speaker 5: was a student from the from the class prior who

912
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,480
Speaker 5: would say, Jared was on SNL this weekending, I vies

913
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:02,640
Speaker 5: and is with him making play with was white. So

914
00:44:02,680 --> 00:44:05,919
Speaker 5: we just played it all day long, and I guess

915
00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:08,879
Speaker 5: that was probably my first experience of going viral. Yeah,

916
00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:15,600
Speaker 5: that's the views every forty five minutes that that video

917
00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:16,600
Speaker 5: got thirty views.

918
00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:22,200
Speaker 4: That's I still have dreams about about going back to

919
00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:23,480
Speaker 4: school and something like that.

920
00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:24,040
Speaker 2: I don't know why.

921
00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:27,320
Speaker 4: It's usually a piano concert in the gymnasium, but something

922
00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:28,719
Speaker 4: that all the.

923
00:44:28,719 --> 00:44:34,440
Speaker 2: Kids, uh, something love, Yeah, whether it be a perfect

924
00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:38,279
Speaker 2: dance or something something to make you stand out other

925
00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:40,799
Speaker 2: than just being quiet and shy, which is what I was.

926
00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:41,520
Speaker 5: Yeah.

927
00:44:41,719 --> 00:44:43,319
Speaker 1: What sketch was it that you were at?

928
00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:46,520
Speaker 5: It was called the Fun Friends Club. Tina Fey wrote it.

929
00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:51,120
Speaker 5: It's with Jimmy Fallon as the director of a kids show.

930
00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:57,080
Speaker 5: Ray Liotta played Barney, and the joke was we had

931
00:44:57,120 --> 00:44:59,759
Speaker 5: all come back from hiatus and all the kids were

932
00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:02,520
Speaker 5: now going to puberty, and it really was sort of

933
00:45:02,719 --> 00:45:06,200
Speaker 5: a foreshadowing of my future. Oh, it totally was, Yeah,

934
00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:08,319
Speaker 5: because the joke was that my voice changed. Did you

935
00:45:08,360 --> 00:45:11,719
Speaker 5: lower your voice or did you know Don Pardo the announcer,

936
00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:16,760
Speaker 5: that's my voice and my lip synced to Don Pardo

937
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:21,600
Speaker 5: do it like he literally did? Excuse me? May I

938
00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:25,960
Speaker 5: go to the bathroom. And before saying that, Brayley Yoda

939
00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:29,160
Speaker 5: says to Who's only where, Who's Who's taking the head

940
00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:31,640
Speaker 5: off of his Barney costume and he's smoking a cigarette.

941
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:36,160
Speaker 5: He says to Jimmy Fallon, who's the director, It's only

942
00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:36,920
Speaker 5: gonna get worse.

943
00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:40,080
Speaker 6: I think Jao Ping's voice is changing.

944
00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:42,720
Speaker 5: And then I walk up and my characters name is choking.

945
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:45,719
Speaker 5: Oh wow, which used to get a really big laugh yea.

946
00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:48,520
Speaker 5: Over the year, I now say that people kind of go,

947
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:53,720
Speaker 5: what's that written?

948
00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:54,680
Speaker 2: Or that wow?

949
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:57,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, Everyone's just like, no, thank you.

950
00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:05,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's amazing. Was that one of your earlier TV jobs?

951
00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:06,200
Speaker 2: Yes?

952
00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:08,040
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's like one of the coolest things.

953
00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:11,040
Speaker 3: And what I love is you remember the lines, because

954
00:46:11,080 --> 00:46:12,760
Speaker 3: I bet you they're in your brain forever.

955
00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:16,200
Speaker 5: I remember the songs. I don't remember the choreography, but

956
00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:19,080
Speaker 5: I could maybe remember that if I tried, I can

957
00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:20,040
Speaker 5: get the choreography back.

958
00:46:20,120 --> 00:46:22,480
Speaker 1: You could. Yeah, it's all muscle memory.

959
00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:25,120
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's all in there there.

960
00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:27,880
Speaker 4: So where all the other kids ten years younger literally

961
00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:30,560
Speaker 4: were I was the only one who knew where I was.

962
00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:33,080
Speaker 5: I was freaking out. I was so excited to me

963
00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:36,040
Speaker 5: Jimmy Fallon, Oh yes, and all these people, I couldn't

964
00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:36,520
Speaker 5: believe it.

965
00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:41,160
Speaker 2: They had had no idea. They were like eight, that's

966
00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:41,720
Speaker 2: so great.

967
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:45,800
Speaker 6: Yeah, I was fourteen, that's so crazy.

968
00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:48,880
Speaker 3: And wait, so can you talk about the feeling of

969
00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:49,720
Speaker 3: doing it live?

970
00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:53,840
Speaker 1: Did you have any kind of uh.

971
00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:56,480
Speaker 3: Like realization this is live and they don't mess up

972
00:46:56,520 --> 00:46:57,759
Speaker 3: in all those kind of panics.

973
00:46:57,880 --> 00:47:00,400
Speaker 5: Not really, honestly, just because like I was coming from

974
00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:03,799
Speaker 5: musical theater, so I was really used to like just

975
00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:05,360
Speaker 5: every time.

976
00:47:05,239 --> 00:47:07,239
Speaker 6: Counts, you just do it. You rehearse it.

977
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:09,520
Speaker 5: You also you get to rehearse it so like you

978
00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:12,080
Speaker 5: don't have to feel scared because you've done it a bunch.

979
00:47:12,239 --> 00:47:15,400
Speaker 4: You're likely the only child there that had performed at

980
00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:16,640
Speaker 4: Radio City Musical.

981
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:20,360
Speaker 5: Actually, no, one of the other kids was in the

982
00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:20,920
Speaker 5: show with me.

983
00:47:21,320 --> 00:47:24,280
Speaker 2: Oh really Yeah, Tiny Tim's other brother.

984
00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:26,720
Speaker 6: Yeah, Tiny Tim's cousin.

985
00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:30,720
Speaker 3: You're just staring him down, like and stop getting the jobs.

986
00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:31,400
Speaker 1: I guess you know.

987
00:47:31,520 --> 00:47:34,759
Speaker 5: Actually it was Tiny Tim's sister. That's real.

988
00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:39,480
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, it was. It was a good litld time.

989
00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:41,560
Speaker 5: But that's also when I started doing stand up. That's

990
00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:43,080
Speaker 5: what I really liked about it was like, oh, it's

991
00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:45,880
Speaker 5: like theater because like I'm on a stage, there's lights,

992
00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:46,840
Speaker 5: the people are here.

993
00:47:47,200 --> 00:47:49,680
Speaker 6: I hear it right away. I get to practice it

994
00:47:49,719 --> 00:47:50,239
Speaker 6: before I do.

995
00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:52,280
Speaker 5: It, because like when you're like doing television or film,

996
00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:54,520
Speaker 5: it's like it's really scary because there's this camera and

997
00:47:54,560 --> 00:47:58,040
Speaker 5: you're like, oh my god, like action like go you

998
00:47:58,080 --> 00:48:00,759
Speaker 5: know that. That was very intimidating, But like getting like

999
00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:03,759
Speaker 5: anything live was like you just also like if you

1000
00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:05,480
Speaker 5: mess up, like no one really even knows, you know

1001
00:48:05,520 --> 00:48:06,920
Speaker 5: what I mean, Like you're just kinda like.

1002
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:09,920
Speaker 1: Although having to lip sync, I bet was a.

1003
00:48:09,840 --> 00:48:12,600
Speaker 6: Little okay, can I'll be vulnerable right now.

1004
00:48:13,200 --> 00:48:18,640
Speaker 5: In the rehearsal, I my lip sync was perfect in

1005
00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:21,640
Speaker 5: the In the actual you know show, my lip sync

1006
00:48:21,719 --> 00:48:22,440
Speaker 5: is not perfect.

1007
00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:25,960
Speaker 4: Well, it's a hard thing. You don't know when Pardo

1008
00:48:26,080 --> 00:48:27,120
Speaker 4: is about to start.

1009
00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:31,719
Speaker 5: Literally yeah, like there's no music, it's fully just like, yeah,

1010
00:48:31,719 --> 00:48:32,080
Speaker 5: we didn't.

1011
00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:33,399
Speaker 6: It didn't happen. It didn't come together.

1012
00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:37,080
Speaker 2: So when you were practicing, were you practicing to a recording?

1013
00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:40,080
Speaker 5: I don't really remember. Yeah, I think we just practiced

1014
00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:43,760
Speaker 5: a couple of times. You know, it's crazy, it's live.

1015
00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:46,960
Speaker 6: The intro to the show is live every time. I

1016
00:48:46,960 --> 00:48:47,560
Speaker 6: didn't know that.

1017
00:48:48,239 --> 00:48:49,719
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah.

1018
00:48:49,640 --> 00:48:52,319
Speaker 2: Old him saying all those nay, I didn't know.

1019
00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:54,080
Speaker 5: That any single show. Don.

1020
00:48:54,160 --> 00:48:57,560
Speaker 6: But I think now it's Daryl Hammond. I think I

1021
00:48:57,640 --> 00:48:58,760
Speaker 6: don't know what they do anymore.

1022
00:48:58,800 --> 00:49:01,719
Speaker 5: But back in the day, Don Pardo was in the

1023
00:49:01,760 --> 00:49:05,200
Speaker 5: building every Saturday night saying it every time.

1024
00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:14,080
Speaker 2: Wowow, very exciting, Jamie, kind of a Halloween I'm haunting

1025
00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:15,280
Speaker 2: you with the cow.

1026
00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:17,520
Speaker 1: Very spooky.

1027
00:49:17,719 --> 00:49:19,920
Speaker 2: Wow. That is amazing.

1028
00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:22,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, So when you when your voice changed and you

1029
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:24,560
Speaker 4: were like, I don't know if I'm going to be

1030
00:49:25,120 --> 00:49:28,279
Speaker 4: a musical theater person name or where your parents like

1031
00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:28,960
Speaker 4: support them?

1032
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:31,960
Speaker 2: Did they want you to be doing.

1033
00:49:31,719 --> 00:49:34,000
Speaker 5: That or yeah? It was like it was that part

1034
00:49:34,080 --> 00:49:37,319
Speaker 5: was hard because like we just didn't know, like, you know,

1035
00:49:37,840 --> 00:49:40,319
Speaker 5: we didn't like my my mom does nails, my dad's

1036
00:49:40,320 --> 00:49:44,000
Speaker 5: an accountant, Like we didn't have any like experience like

1037
00:49:44,080 --> 00:49:47,080
Speaker 5: with like it was so fun when it was good,

1038
00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:49,919
Speaker 5: and then when it got bad, like we just didn't

1039
00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:52,719
Speaker 5: know what to do, and like all we really had

1040
00:49:52,719 --> 00:49:56,520
Speaker 5: to go off of was like Mariah Carey's behind the music.

1041
00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:03,920
Speaker 1: So you just showed everybody all your slips. Yeah.

1042
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:05,279
Speaker 5: Yeah, So.

1043
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:08,719
Speaker 6: We just were like it was just like, you know,

1044
00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:10,399
Speaker 6: get tough for go home.

1045
00:50:10,719 --> 00:50:13,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, and we were and like it that that part

1046
00:50:13,239 --> 00:50:16,240
Speaker 5: was the hard part was like when it started going badly,

1047
00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:18,799
Speaker 5: like it very much felt like it was my fall

1048
00:50:19,040 --> 00:50:26,120
Speaker 5: and like a better, more dedicated, you know, destined star

1049
00:50:26,760 --> 00:50:29,439
Speaker 5: would figure this out and I wasn't figuring it out.

1050
00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:31,360
Speaker 6: And I was trying to figure it out and I

1051
00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:31,960
Speaker 6: just couldn't.

1052
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:34,719
Speaker 5: So it was like it was already sad, but then

1053
00:50:34,719 --> 00:50:36,480
Speaker 5: on top of that, it was like I felt like

1054
00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:38,320
Speaker 5: I was failing and I felt like I was somehow

1055
00:50:38,880 --> 00:50:42,560
Speaker 5: doing the wrong thing, or like if I if I

1056
00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:45,480
Speaker 5: ever felt I remember at the time like I got

1057
00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:47,960
Speaker 5: fired from this musical and then essentially after that, I

1058
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:51,480
Speaker 5: just like never worked again. And I remember like my manager,

1059
00:50:51,520 --> 00:50:53,680
Speaker 5: who was like exactly what you would think like a

1060
00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:57,879
Speaker 5: child acting manager was to a t, she was exactly that.

1061
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:02,520
Speaker 5: She She told my that, like, you know, he might

1062
00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:05,120
Speaker 5: be gun shy for a little while, and like that's

1063
00:51:05,160 --> 00:51:07,200
Speaker 5: okay and we just have to like just know that.

1064
00:51:07,560 --> 00:51:09,400
Speaker 5: And then my mom told me that, and I was like,

1065
00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:11,600
Speaker 5: what's gun shy, right, and like that's how I learned

1066
00:51:11,640 --> 00:51:15,399
Speaker 5: the word gun shy. And it like that that went

1067
00:51:15,520 --> 00:51:17,239
Speaker 5: so deep and I was like, damn, I guess I'm

1068
00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:17,880
Speaker 5: gun shy.

1069
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:20,719
Speaker 2: It was a simpler time children. You staff to act

1070
00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:24,200
Speaker 2: at gunpoint, yeah, and you had to love it.

1071
00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:25,279
Speaker 1: You had to really be.

1072
00:51:25,239 --> 00:51:29,000
Speaker 2: Good, smile and dance. Yeah, It's never loaded.

1073
00:51:29,560 --> 00:51:32,360
Speaker 3: But also doesn't it seem like in that I feel

1074
00:51:32,360 --> 00:51:35,480
Speaker 3: like I know myself lots of people that have done

1075
00:51:35,480 --> 00:51:38,520
Speaker 3: it where it's like anything that's happening while things are

1076
00:51:38,560 --> 00:51:40,840
Speaker 3: slowing down or not going well.

1077
00:51:40,760 --> 00:51:41,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, it doesn't.

1078
00:51:42,040 --> 00:51:45,320
Speaker 3: People could be saying anything and it's like I'll never forget.

1079
00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:49,400
Speaker 3: Like I was like, it's like you just a phrase,

1080
00:51:49,520 --> 00:51:52,400
Speaker 3: a passing phrase that someone says somebody I can't. I

1081
00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:55,080
Speaker 3: think it was like Roger Rittenhouse somebody one time in

1082
00:51:55,080 --> 00:51:56,920
Speaker 3: the middle of a bar turning me and goes, what

1083
00:51:57,120 --> 00:51:59,600
Speaker 3: happened with you? Everybody thought like you were gonna do

1084
00:51:59,840 --> 00:52:01,680
Speaker 3: like and I was like looking at him.

1085
00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:03,879
Speaker 2: Lightly, and I was very nice.

1086
00:52:04,040 --> 00:52:06,400
Speaker 3: I was real drunk, but I was like looking at

1087
00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:08,960
Speaker 3: him like what the fuck? And then it was like

1088
00:52:09,040 --> 00:52:11,080
Speaker 3: I was probably twenty five or twenty six, and I

1089
00:52:11,120 --> 00:52:14,000
Speaker 3: was like, oh, yeah, I'm done, Like this is there's

1090
00:52:14,040 --> 00:52:14,479
Speaker 3: no hope.

1091
00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:14,879
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1092
00:52:14,920 --> 00:52:16,520
Speaker 1: And that's the thing if.

1093
00:52:16,400 --> 00:52:19,480
Speaker 3: You're too young and you don't know, it's like there's

1094
00:52:19,560 --> 00:52:22,799
Speaker 3: not you just said I I never worked again. It's like,

1095
00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:25,360
Speaker 3: yes you have, Yes, you've done all kinds of stuff,

1096
00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:29,640
Speaker 3: like there's such a chapter two, next chapter whatever waiting

1097
00:52:30,160 --> 00:52:32,480
Speaker 3: and we can't know that at that time because we

1098
00:52:32,560 --> 00:52:34,479
Speaker 3: just have to like go through the bad part.

1099
00:52:35,160 --> 00:52:37,879
Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, and it's yeah, it's tough. It's tough also

1100
00:52:37,920 --> 00:52:41,200
Speaker 5: because it's like it's it's just hard and like they

1101
00:52:41,200 --> 00:52:42,960
Speaker 5: don't know one means to hurt you like that. Then

1102
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:45,719
Speaker 5: I realize it's happening. It's like a passing moment for them.

1103
00:52:45,960 --> 00:52:46,200
Speaker 1: Right.

1104
00:52:46,239 --> 00:52:49,200
Speaker 5: But it's like when things are bad, like yeah, maybe

1105
00:52:49,239 --> 00:52:51,480
Speaker 5: maybe maybe I'll write a book someday on how to

1106
00:52:51,840 --> 00:52:56,560
Speaker 5: how to talk to a child actor who doesn't book, Yeah,

1107
00:52:56,680 --> 00:52:59,480
Speaker 5: you know, how to talk to you aboard?

1108
00:53:00,160 --> 00:53:03,960
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, it's a children's book, a pop up book.

1109
00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:09,279
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a picture of a kid who looks just

1110
00:53:09,400 --> 00:53:12,600
Speaker 5: like them, but a little bit younger. It's like popping out.

1111
00:53:12,880 --> 00:53:14,200
Speaker 1: And everyone's gathered around.

1112
00:53:14,200 --> 00:53:17,879
Speaker 2: But now, oh my god. Yeah.

1113
00:53:18,719 --> 00:53:22,439
Speaker 4: Yeah, when people say that, it's it's almost like they're

1114
00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:25,879
Speaker 4: trying to compliment you. Like ever since I first saw you,

1115
00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:30,040
Speaker 4: I thought you were destined for something. Isn't it crazy

1116
00:53:30,080 --> 00:53:33,040
Speaker 4: that it hasn't happened? But that hurts when someone says that.

1117
00:53:33,320 --> 00:53:35,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, just don't say it.

1118
00:53:36,320 --> 00:53:40,520
Speaker 4: Don't tell people that you had expectations of them.

1119
00:53:40,680 --> 00:53:43,120
Speaker 2: That guy is just gonna. I bet he abandons the car.

1120
00:53:43,160 --> 00:53:44,560
Speaker 5: And they're doing two podcasts.

1121
00:53:45,200 --> 00:53:50,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, one's about toad trucks, the other ones about being toad, which.

1122
00:53:51,800 --> 00:53:53,080
Speaker 1: Can be very humiliating.

1123
00:53:53,160 --> 00:53:53,839
Speaker 2: Sometimes.

1124
00:53:54,120 --> 00:53:57,200
Speaker 6: I've never I have not yet been toad ever.

1125
00:53:57,520 --> 00:54:02,200
Speaker 5: No, I've only been dry for like two years.

1126
00:54:02,400 --> 00:54:04,160
Speaker 2: Oh well there's the answer.

1127
00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:04,600
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1128
00:54:04,719 --> 00:54:09,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, my first ten years I was toe free, real yeah,

1129
00:54:09,160 --> 00:54:10,160
Speaker 4: born without toes.

1130
00:54:10,560 --> 00:54:11,640
Speaker 2: And then I moved.

1131
00:54:11,880 --> 00:54:15,880
Speaker 4: It happened. I but such stupid things. I remember leaving

1132
00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:17,120
Speaker 4: Michelle Balloon.

1133
00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:19,840
Speaker 2: Used to live right up here on Hollywood Boulevard, and

1134
00:54:19,880 --> 00:54:23,000
Speaker 2: I just left my car overnight and slept on her

1135
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:24,560
Speaker 2: couch and it was gone the next day, and I

1136
00:54:24,600 --> 00:54:27,520
Speaker 2: called the police. My car has been stolen. Like I

1137
00:54:27,760 --> 00:54:31,600
Speaker 2: just was so laive and so kept happening. I have

1138
00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:34,839
Speaker 2: been to it many times. Oh damn, and avoid it.

1139
00:54:35,320 --> 00:54:39,000
Speaker 4: Read those signs. They can be confusing. Oftentimes there's seven

1140
00:54:39,080 --> 00:54:42,279
Speaker 4: of them stacked on top of each other. But the

1141
00:54:42,440 --> 00:54:45,760
Speaker 4: whole going to the holding area and having to pay

1142
00:54:45,840 --> 00:54:49,120
Speaker 4: for the daily them having your car there.

1143
00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:52,320
Speaker 2: It's expensive. You don't meet any nice people.

1144
00:54:52,520 --> 00:54:54,560
Speaker 1: No, they don't care about your story.

1145
00:54:54,760 --> 00:54:56,840
Speaker 2: No they don't. And I always tell it.

1146
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:05,239
Speaker 1: But what how I was gonna say, how different is

1147
00:55:05,320 --> 00:55:06,760
Speaker 1: Los Angeles from New York.

1148
00:55:06,880 --> 00:55:09,399
Speaker 5: No, it's exactly the same.

1149
00:55:09,520 --> 00:55:10,640
Speaker 1: It is, isn't it.

1150
00:55:10,640 --> 00:55:11,560
Speaker 5: It's literally the same.

1151
00:55:12,320 --> 00:55:14,759
Speaker 4: But that is why you've only been driving a couple

1152
00:55:14,760 --> 00:55:15,960
Speaker 4: of years, right, Yeah.

1153
00:55:16,080 --> 00:55:18,520
Speaker 5: Yeah. When I first got here, I was borrowing my

1154
00:55:18,600 --> 00:55:24,799
Speaker 5: friend's cars and that was that was great. I when

1155
00:55:24,840 --> 00:55:26,879
Speaker 5: I moved here, I was like friends with all these

1156
00:55:26,920 --> 00:55:29,799
Speaker 5: actors who were doing really well, and they would like

1157
00:55:29,880 --> 00:55:32,600
Speaker 5: go to film a movie for three months in Budapest

1158
00:55:33,120 --> 00:55:36,920
Speaker 5: and maybe like take my twenty ten Honda.

1159
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:38,160
Speaker 2: You're like car sitting.

1160
00:55:38,600 --> 00:55:42,320
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, And I literally like got by for years

1161
00:55:42,480 --> 00:55:45,800
Speaker 5: like that. There are so many twenty three year olds

1162
00:55:45,840 --> 00:55:50,320
Speaker 5: in the city who are currently in Budapest for Atlanta.

1163
00:55:50,440 --> 00:55:53,960
Speaker 1: They have apartments, they have cars, you can sit.

1164
00:55:53,880 --> 00:55:55,640
Speaker 5: Their dog completely totally.

1165
00:55:55,719 --> 00:55:55,919
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1166
00:55:55,960 --> 00:55:57,839
Speaker 5: So I just got by like that for a while,

1167
00:55:57,920 --> 00:56:00,839
Speaker 5: and then that stopped working. For and then but then

1168
00:56:00,920 --> 00:56:03,399
Speaker 5: Uber was it came around and then yeah, and then

1169
00:56:03,440 --> 00:56:07,160
Speaker 5: I used to like uberpool and lyft line everywhere. When

1170
00:56:07,320 --> 00:56:11,840
Speaker 5: when lyft Line first started, I once lifted to the

1171
00:56:11,920 --> 00:56:16,640
Speaker 5: airport for sixteen dollars. Right, we took up anyone, We

1172
00:56:16,680 --> 00:56:18,600
Speaker 5: didn't pick anyone up. It was a lift line from

1173
00:56:18,640 --> 00:56:21,160
Speaker 5: West Hollywood to lax the Dream.

1174
00:56:21,280 --> 00:56:23,359
Speaker 6: Yeah, sixteen dollars.

1175
00:56:23,440 --> 00:56:23,720
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1176
00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:26,680
Speaker 4: Those early years were the best and it was crazy. Yeah, yeah,

1177
00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:29,399
Speaker 4: totally makes sense. What I can't believe is how many

1178
00:56:29,400 --> 00:56:32,800
Speaker 4: adults I knew when I moved here in the early

1179
00:56:32,840 --> 00:56:38,520
Speaker 4: two thousands that were adults that had never driven and

1180
00:56:38,680 --> 00:56:41,120
Speaker 4: lived in this city and took taxis that.

1181
00:56:41,280 --> 00:56:43,560
Speaker 2: I was like, how do how does that work?

1182
00:56:43,920 --> 00:56:46,920
Speaker 4: But Paul Tompkins, remember he was like, yeah, did not

1183
00:56:47,040 --> 00:56:50,200
Speaker 4: have a license, had never driven, and was a full

1184
00:56:50,280 --> 00:56:54,239
Speaker 4: on functioning adult. But nowadays, because of Left and Uber,

1185
00:56:54,360 --> 00:56:56,680
Speaker 4: you could do it. I think about it sometimes I.

1186
00:56:56,640 --> 00:57:04,279
Speaker 2: Should just leave this car at a stop light and

1187
00:57:04,560 --> 00:57:09,960
Speaker 2: just walk into Echo Park. It is an option. Yeah.

1188
00:57:10,040 --> 00:57:11,960
Speaker 5: Do you test those like float or have any kind

1189
00:57:11,960 --> 00:57:13,480
Speaker 5: of water protections?

1190
00:57:13,760 --> 00:57:17,480
Speaker 3: I think there is a kind of like they I

1191
00:57:17,560 --> 00:57:18,760
Speaker 3: don't think they float.

1192
00:57:18,840 --> 00:57:20,040
Speaker 1: That would be incredible.

1193
00:57:20,480 --> 00:57:22,760
Speaker 3: I would have driven it into something by now, But

1194
00:57:22,800 --> 00:57:26,680
Speaker 3: I do think they have like a sealed off thing.

1195
00:57:27,200 --> 00:57:31,600
Speaker 4: Whoa, I do think that available on YouTube are videos

1196
00:57:31,600 --> 00:57:34,520
Speaker 4: of these cars being driven into water and really yeah,

1197
00:57:34,560 --> 00:57:36,880
Speaker 4: and they will act like a boat for a moment.

1198
00:57:37,120 --> 00:57:39,560
Speaker 1: Are you sure you're not thinking of the boat car video?

1199
00:57:39,800 --> 00:57:45,440
Speaker 4: I am thinking of the James Bond Lotus that becomes

1200
00:57:45,440 --> 00:57:48,560
Speaker 4: a submarine's but it's the same color.

1201
00:57:48,360 --> 00:57:48,840
Speaker 2: As this car.

1202
00:57:49,360 --> 00:57:50,080
Speaker 1: Did you hear that?

1203
00:57:50,080 --> 00:57:53,720
Speaker 3: Elon Musk was live streaming driving his car and he

1204
00:57:53,760 --> 00:57:56,640
Speaker 3: put it into Elon mode and he almost the car

1205
00:57:56,720 --> 00:57:57,560
Speaker 3: almost killed them.

1206
00:57:58,120 --> 00:57:59,280
Speaker 5: Whoa, well a.

1207
00:57:59,240 --> 00:58:00,840
Speaker 3: Lot live stream, I mean, because he was like this

1208
00:58:01,080 --> 00:58:03,520
Speaker 3: Elon mode where all the rules are being broken and

1209
00:58:03,560 --> 00:58:06,200
Speaker 3: all this crazy shit, and then it just drove him

1210
00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:08,640
Speaker 3: through a red light and through a four way stop.

1211
00:58:08,760 --> 00:58:09,840
Speaker 2: How symbolical.

1212
00:58:09,880 --> 00:58:10,760
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh.

1213
00:58:10,880 --> 00:58:12,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's our experience with him.

1214
00:58:12,720 --> 00:58:13,400
Speaker 6: I didn't hear that.

1215
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:16,880
Speaker 2: And you can. I can watch that, Yes you can

1216
00:58:17,120 --> 00:58:19,320
Speaker 2: right now. Won't it be bad for podcasts?

1217
00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:20,840
Speaker 1: Yes, it's not a good idea.

1218
00:58:20,960 --> 00:58:26,600
Speaker 2: Okay, I won't, but you can. Wow, of course that happened, Jared.

1219
00:58:26,680 --> 00:58:28,920
Speaker 1: How's your summer Ben? Overall? Do you want to talk

1220
00:58:28,920 --> 00:58:29,920
Speaker 1: about any highlights?

1221
00:58:30,360 --> 00:58:30,800
Speaker 5: Sure?

1222
00:58:31,600 --> 00:58:37,320
Speaker 6: I met my boyfriend's family on Long Island. How was it?

1223
00:58:37,400 --> 00:58:37,720
Speaker 1: Really?

1224
00:58:37,960 --> 00:58:40,800
Speaker 5: It was great? It was really good. I'm a brand

1225
00:58:40,880 --> 00:58:43,600
Speaker 5: new boyfriend. It's my first time ever doing it, and

1226
00:58:43,680 --> 00:58:47,480
Speaker 5: I'm really bad at it. But I gotta say I

1227
00:58:47,560 --> 00:58:48,120
Speaker 5: knocked out of the.

1228
00:58:48,080 --> 00:58:53,360
Speaker 6: Park meeting the family. I like him, yes, yeah, yeah,

1229
00:58:53,400 --> 00:58:54,160
Speaker 6: he likes you a lot.

1230
00:58:54,280 --> 00:58:54,560
Speaker 3: Cool.

1231
00:58:54,720 --> 00:58:56,000
Speaker 6: Yeah, he's really great.

1232
00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:59,760
Speaker 5: He's great, and he grew up in a famously haunted

1233
00:58:59,760 --> 00:59:03,840
Speaker 5: house in a gorgeous town. We're both from Long Island

1234
00:59:04,400 --> 00:59:06,440
Speaker 5: and we're both just about the same age, which is

1235
00:59:06,480 --> 00:59:08,840
Speaker 5: fun because we just we're only just now meeting and

1236
00:59:08,880 --> 00:59:11,200
Speaker 5: we're you know, we're long distance and all these things.

1237
00:59:12,120 --> 00:59:15,280
Speaker 5: So when I just thought we grew up the same

1238
00:59:15,360 --> 00:59:17,680
Speaker 5: because we both grew up on Long Island. But his

1239
00:59:17,800 --> 00:59:18,680
Speaker 5: town is.

1240
00:59:18,600 --> 00:59:22,680
Speaker 7: Like so so beautiful, and it was cool to go

1241
00:59:22,800 --> 00:59:27,320
Speaker 7: and like eat crab and like see like these like

1242
00:59:27,440 --> 00:59:29,400
Speaker 7: little islands and stuff, and that was like a fun

1243
00:59:29,400 --> 00:59:30,080
Speaker 7: part of the summer.

1244
00:59:30,440 --> 00:59:30,840
Speaker 1: Nice.

1245
00:59:31,480 --> 00:59:32,000
Speaker 2: I'm so.

1246
00:59:33,960 --> 00:59:36,600
Speaker 4: I don't know anything about Long Island and this might

1247
00:59:36,680 --> 00:59:39,280
Speaker 4: make everyone laugh, but is it indeed an island?

1248
00:59:39,720 --> 00:59:43,760
Speaker 5: It is, and it's also really long, like if you

1249
00:59:43,880 --> 00:59:47,200
Speaker 5: drive to like Montalk or the Hamptons, which is at

1250
00:59:47,200 --> 00:59:50,080
Speaker 5: the end of it. Essentially, it takes so long you

1251
00:59:50,200 --> 00:59:51,440
Speaker 5: hate it and you can't believe it, and you're like,

1252
00:59:51,480 --> 00:59:53,520
Speaker 5: oh my god, it really is so long.

1253
00:59:53,720 --> 00:59:54,240
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1254
00:59:54,480 --> 00:59:57,360
Speaker 2: So wait, he still lives there your boyfriend?

1255
00:59:57,640 --> 00:59:59,040
Speaker 6: No, well he lives in Brooklyn.

1256
00:59:59,120 --> 01:00:02,720
Speaker 2: Now, oh, I didn't know it was. It's currently long distance.

1257
01:00:02,800 --> 01:00:05,280
Speaker 6: Yeah, although he's actually in my apartment right now.

1258
01:00:05,360 --> 01:00:06,600
Speaker 5: With food poisoning prove it.

1259
01:00:09,560 --> 01:00:12,240
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, he got food poisoning.

1260
01:00:12,480 --> 01:00:14,320
Speaker 1: Did he get it at the Dodger Stadium.

1261
01:00:14,560 --> 01:00:20,160
Speaker 5: Well, here's a thing I felt terrible yesterday, which included

1262
01:00:20,280 --> 01:00:22,480
Speaker 5: nausea but also kind of just being hungover from like

1263
01:00:22,520 --> 01:00:26,040
Speaker 5: the drinking. He felt okay. We then went to a

1264
01:00:26,240 --> 01:00:29,960
Speaker 5: diner where he had Morella sticks. Oh, and then the

1265
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:31,600
Speaker 5: first thing he threw up in the middle of the

1266
01:00:31,680 --> 01:00:34,360
Speaker 5: night was Monzerelli sto. So he feels like maybe he

1267
01:00:34,440 --> 01:00:37,840
Speaker 5: got food poisoning from the diner, but maybe it was

1268
01:00:38,080 --> 01:00:40,880
Speaker 5: maybe it was like a delayed you know, maybe it

1269
01:00:40,880 --> 01:00:44,320
Speaker 5: was a one two punch of Dodger Stadium wow, diner.

1270
01:00:44,680 --> 01:00:49,160
Speaker 4: Yes, No, it's some you never know what. I have

1271
01:00:49,320 --> 01:00:53,840
Speaker 4: narrowed it down where my food poisoning came from. One time.

1272
01:00:53,880 --> 01:00:57,040
Speaker 4: It was the Burger place next to the comedy club

1273
01:00:57,080 --> 01:01:00,240
Speaker 4: in Austin. I knew I got it there, and I

1274
01:01:00,280 --> 01:01:04,360
Speaker 4: went back to tell them, Hey, by the way, I

1275
01:01:04,400 --> 01:01:07,080
Speaker 4: got sick yesterday, but I showed up hungry and I

1276
01:01:07,160 --> 01:01:10,920
Speaker 4: ended up getting another burger. There's no way it's going

1277
01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:14,040
Speaker 4: to happen again. And it, even though it made me sick,

1278
01:01:14,120 --> 01:01:15,120
Speaker 4: it was delicious.

1279
01:01:15,160 --> 01:01:15,920
Speaker 2: I do recall it.

1280
01:01:16,520 --> 01:01:18,960
Speaker 1: My god, you refuse to learn.

1281
01:01:19,960 --> 01:01:21,880
Speaker 2: The last time I saw you, Jared, we did a

1282
01:01:21,920 --> 01:01:23,600
Speaker 2: show here at the Pleasure Chest.

1283
01:01:23,800 --> 01:01:30,240
Speaker 4: Yes, it's where I met said boyfriend, and then I

1284
01:01:30,280 --> 01:01:31,439
Speaker 4: had my nieces in town.

1285
01:01:31,520 --> 01:01:33,880
Speaker 2: But you then you went across the street and I

1286
01:01:33,880 --> 01:01:37,919
Speaker 2: couldn't go, and you said, well, let's have lunch sometime soon.

1287
01:01:38,120 --> 01:01:40,280
Speaker 6: Yes, And I've thought about it.

1288
01:01:40,320 --> 01:01:42,440
Speaker 4: I felt like too much time for out of the

1289
01:01:42,440 --> 01:01:46,840
Speaker 4: blue recently to suddenly say, hey, let's do that lunch.

1290
01:01:47,200 --> 01:01:49,000
Speaker 5: And I think that's actually the right call, so I

1291
01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:51,560
Speaker 5: think we should. I don't think we should ever get lunch.

1292
01:01:51,400 --> 01:01:56,600
Speaker 2: Right, Okay, that's what I did. You you knew? Is

1293
01:01:56,680 --> 01:02:00,720
Speaker 2: it too late to call it off? Good? Okay, I'm

1294
01:02:00,720 --> 01:02:03,320
Speaker 2: glad the mistake.

1295
01:02:03,520 --> 01:02:06,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, let's definitely get lunch. Also, you missed nothing.

1296
01:02:06,920 --> 01:02:10,520
Speaker 5: We went to bar Lubitch for two minutes and then

1297
01:02:10,800 --> 01:02:11,360
Speaker 5: just went home.

1298
01:02:11,600 --> 01:02:12,040
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1299
01:02:12,240 --> 01:02:14,160
Speaker 5: Well we didn't even get a drink. We just walked

1300
01:02:14,160 --> 01:02:16,040
Speaker 5: in realized this wasn't the move.

1301
01:02:16,320 --> 01:02:18,080
Speaker 1: We went on bar lubitch is it.

1302
01:02:18,720 --> 01:02:21,320
Speaker 3: I always thought that that would be such a cool

1303
01:02:21,360 --> 01:02:26,240
Speaker 3: place to have fun on a non comedy night because

1304
01:02:26,280 --> 01:02:29,080
Speaker 3: of maybe because of the black and white tile floor,

1305
01:02:29,760 --> 01:02:31,800
Speaker 3: or that there would be some sort of I don't know,

1306
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:34,040
Speaker 3: Russian vibe meet Russian person.

1307
01:02:34,160 --> 01:02:39,160
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I feel like that never has happened.

1308
01:02:38,920 --> 01:02:42,840
Speaker 4: Right, It's aesthetically pleasing. And then I have been there

1309
01:02:42,880 --> 01:02:45,080
Speaker 4: for non comedy events. I even had like my.

1310
01:02:45,200 --> 01:02:47,520
Speaker 2: First album release party there.

1311
01:02:48,080 --> 01:02:50,600
Speaker 4: It is like if you're not in that back room

1312
01:02:50,680 --> 01:02:53,240
Speaker 4: doing stand up on that stage.

1313
01:02:52,880 --> 01:02:57,040
Speaker 5: Which I love, it's so fun, so good, it's so fun,

1314
01:02:57,200 --> 01:02:57,720
Speaker 5: such a good run.

1315
01:02:57,800 --> 01:03:02,320
Speaker 4: I don't know what it is about it, but I've

1316
01:03:02,360 --> 01:03:04,160
Speaker 4: never not had fun on that stage.

1317
01:03:04,400 --> 01:03:06,680
Speaker 6: Yeah, I performing for six people.

1318
01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:09,120
Speaker 5: Yes, it's always fun.

1319
01:03:09,400 --> 01:03:11,520
Speaker 1: I just had a memory the other day.

1320
01:03:11,880 --> 01:03:14,720
Speaker 3: This is I'll be vulnerable too, because this is really

1321
01:03:14,720 --> 01:03:18,440
Speaker 3: embarrassing to admit, but it's true and no surprise. But

1322
01:03:18,560 --> 01:03:20,600
Speaker 3: I was thinking about a set I did there one time,

1323
01:03:21,240 --> 01:03:23,360
Speaker 3: and it was when I was doing my comedy music,

1324
01:03:23,400 --> 01:03:25,480
Speaker 3: which of course I felt a lot of shame about

1325
01:03:25,560 --> 01:03:28,680
Speaker 3: as I would perform it. And I started a song

1326
01:03:28,840 --> 01:03:31,960
Speaker 3: and these kind of drunkie these it was a table

1327
01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:36,320
Speaker 3: of women that had a real bachelorette party vibe to them,

1328
01:03:36,520 --> 01:03:40,120
Speaker 3: and they started singing along with me, and in perfect time,

1329
01:03:40,560 --> 01:03:43,720
Speaker 3: I just went no. And then right into the next thing,

1330
01:03:44,680 --> 01:03:46,440
Speaker 3: do you ever do that? Will you remind yourself of?

1331
01:03:46,480 --> 01:03:51,240
Speaker 3: Like a complete improvised victory from saying it, The audience

1332
01:03:51,320 --> 01:03:55,720
Speaker 3: went so insane for just like the lightest smack.

1333
01:03:55,960 --> 01:03:56,880
Speaker 1: And I just thought of.

1334
01:03:56,840 --> 01:03:59,200
Speaker 2: That the other day, and I was just like, they

1335
01:03:59,320 --> 01:04:02,840
Speaker 2: knew your song, they knew your lyrics. Were these fans no, no, no?

1336
01:04:03,720 --> 01:04:05,640
Speaker 3: It was almost like they'd gotten to the chorus and

1337
01:04:05,640 --> 01:04:07,480
Speaker 3: they were gonna they were going to do it too,

1338
01:04:07,760 --> 01:04:10,320
Speaker 3: or some shit. I don't really know what they were thinking,

1339
01:04:10,360 --> 01:04:12,120
Speaker 3: but I was not into it.

1340
01:04:12,280 --> 01:04:15,720
Speaker 4: I feel that way even when an audience starts clapping.

1341
01:04:15,960 --> 01:04:18,560
Speaker 4: I like when an artist is like, please don't clap now,

1342
01:04:18,600 --> 01:04:21,400
Speaker 4: I have to actually listen to the drummer that a

1343
01:04:21,400 --> 01:04:24,520
Speaker 4: few times. It's like that no one's ever been no

1344
01:04:24,600 --> 01:04:27,680
Speaker 4: audience has ever been good at clapping and.

1345
01:04:27,640 --> 01:04:28,360
Speaker 2: Keeping the beat.

1346
01:04:28,640 --> 01:04:30,360
Speaker 1: No, we just say no. White audience.

1347
01:04:30,400 --> 01:04:32,600
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, everyone, but can we look at that robot

1348
01:04:32,680 --> 01:04:35,720
Speaker 4: and not agree that not only are they kind of cute,

1349
01:04:35,840 --> 01:04:38,360
Speaker 4: I worry about those delivery robots.

1350
01:04:38,560 --> 01:04:40,280
Speaker 2: Yes, that's what I was talking about.

1351
01:04:40,360 --> 01:04:44,680
Speaker 5: Their proximity to children makes them like exponentially cuter. Yeah,

1352
01:04:44,680 --> 01:04:47,960
Speaker 5: I feel like I'm watching a Pixar movie robot.

1353
01:04:48,480 --> 01:04:51,320
Speaker 4: If you talk about them or address them, they do

1354
01:04:51,600 --> 01:04:55,520
Speaker 4: slow down, like they they.

1355
01:04:54,920 --> 01:04:55,840
Speaker 5: They're aware of you.

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01:04:55,960 --> 01:04:58,640
Speaker 4: Yes, And I wonder if a little kid went up HI,

1357
01:04:59,040 --> 01:05:01,600
Speaker 4: if they'd stop. And because they have a smiling face,

1358
01:05:02,040 --> 01:05:04,000
Speaker 4: they have a voice that says excuse me.

1359
01:05:04,600 --> 01:05:07,000
Speaker 6: They're like Wally, they say excuse me.

1360
01:05:07,280 --> 01:05:09,160
Speaker 2: Yes, they are adorable.

1361
01:05:09,480 --> 01:05:12,080
Speaker 4: I'm always worried someone will vandalize them.

1362
01:05:12,920 --> 01:05:16,360
Speaker 1: I saw a video of one rolling through a crime

1363
01:05:16,440 --> 01:05:17,479
Speaker 1: scene one time.

1364
01:05:19,200 --> 01:05:21,800
Speaker 3: It's just like those tape up and cops standing around,

1365
01:05:21,800 --> 01:05:23,880
Speaker 3: and that thing just rolls right through the start and.

1366
01:05:24,280 --> 01:05:26,280
Speaker 2: They're picking up blood samples.

1367
01:05:26,880 --> 01:05:28,840
Speaker 6: Whoa and you would never know if that was your food.

1368
01:05:29,040 --> 01:05:31,840
Speaker 1: You're like, did my five guys just get rolled through?

1369
01:05:34,080 --> 01:05:38,080
Speaker 2: There's a right, five guys, there's blood on my front.

1370
01:05:39,360 --> 01:05:42,040
Speaker 5: Do you think they put those like circle lights that

1371
01:05:42,560 --> 01:05:44,680
Speaker 5: kind of look like eyes on them as like a

1372
01:05:44,720 --> 01:05:45,680
Speaker 5: defense mechanism.

1373
01:05:46,360 --> 01:05:50,400
Speaker 2: They Yeah, they must have. I hope they have some

1374
01:05:50,480 --> 01:05:51,960
Speaker 2: defense mechanism.

1375
01:05:51,720 --> 01:05:56,200
Speaker 4: Because people, just like half the city, their tendency is

1376
01:05:56,240 --> 01:05:58,240
Speaker 4: to walk up to that bird scooter and just kick

1377
01:05:58,280 --> 01:06:00,960
Speaker 4: it over. Yeah, because they want to be punk rock

1378
01:06:01,120 --> 01:06:04,680
Speaker 4: or something. I do feel like they probably get vandalized

1379
01:06:04,720 --> 01:06:08,840
Speaker 4: all the time. So a giant light.

1380
01:06:09,120 --> 01:06:12,640
Speaker 5: Right, Like imagine if that limescreater had a giraffe head. Yeah,

1381
01:06:12,720 --> 01:06:16,320
Speaker 5: wouldn't you be like you'd like probably like fuck with it?

1382
01:06:16,400 --> 01:06:21,280
Speaker 2: Last? Yeah, you're right, Yeah, they should add a little

1383
01:06:21,320 --> 01:06:23,200
Speaker 2: faces like a Tommy the Train fish.

1384
01:06:23,320 --> 01:06:26,480
Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, I honestly I'm not convinced yet that they

1385
01:06:26,560 --> 01:06:29,000
Speaker 5: haven't already done that. I feel like those circles because

1386
01:06:29,000 --> 01:06:31,640
Speaker 5: they don't need those lights. Do they are those lights?

1387
01:06:31,640 --> 01:06:34,880
Speaker 5: It's not lighting the way or anything right makes them.

1388
01:06:34,960 --> 01:06:37,280
Speaker 5: It's like it just gives it. It's the suggestion of

1389
01:06:37,280 --> 01:06:37,720
Speaker 5: a face.

1390
01:06:37,880 --> 01:06:42,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, anthropomorphizes, yes, So it's like it's it's it's a

1391
01:06:42,440 --> 01:06:43,800
Speaker 3: little bit sinister in a way.

1392
01:06:44,120 --> 01:06:46,640
Speaker 5: But I really.

1393
01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:48,840
Speaker 2: It's a great idea.

1394
01:06:48,880 --> 01:06:49,640
Speaker 5: I know, what can we do?

1395
01:06:49,760 --> 01:06:50,720
Speaker 1: I mean, who cares well?

1396
01:06:50,760 --> 01:06:53,800
Speaker 4: I almost started talking about putting little outfits on them,

1397
01:06:53,840 --> 01:06:55,240
Speaker 4: but we can totally chose.

1398
01:06:55,720 --> 01:07:04,360
Speaker 2: But he's got a beret and a be a full jacket.

1399
01:07:06,040 --> 01:07:07,360
Speaker 1: Beautiful.

1400
01:07:08,800 --> 01:07:09,960
Speaker 2: Oh, this is terrific.

1401
01:07:10,240 --> 01:07:13,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, we've really driven all around.

1402
01:07:13,520 --> 01:07:16,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, if you haven't seen your neighborhood yet, I hope

1403
01:07:16,560 --> 01:07:17,400
Speaker 4: you're enjoying it.

1404
01:07:17,960 --> 01:07:19,960
Speaker 5: You got to stop by. This H and R block.

1405
01:07:22,080 --> 01:07:23,880
Speaker 1: So much nicer than the one in my neighborhood.

1406
01:07:24,240 --> 01:07:26,600
Speaker 2: They're so good with a state planning.

1407
01:07:26,840 --> 01:07:31,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, very that location specifically, I feel it's very that

1408
01:07:31,840 --> 01:07:35,320
Speaker 4: you were hungover because of three drinks. Lets me know

1409
01:07:35,680 --> 01:07:38,800
Speaker 4: that is a very innocent number of drinks. And I

1410
01:07:38,840 --> 01:07:42,280
Speaker 4: think that if I lived in this area when I

1411
01:07:42,320 --> 01:07:44,840
Speaker 4: was younger and when I first moved here, I would

1412
01:07:44,880 --> 01:07:49,480
Speaker 4: have been in trouble because it's so easy to just walk.

1413
01:07:50,800 --> 01:07:54,040
Speaker 4: Oh i'm bored, let's go party for no reason.

1414
01:07:54,360 --> 01:07:55,360
Speaker 5: Totally totally.

1415
01:07:56,000 --> 01:07:59,200
Speaker 3: Let's go watch some like drag Bingo or something that's

1416
01:07:59,560 --> 01:08:01,920
Speaker 3: the Bot's my personal favorite.

1417
01:08:01,960 --> 01:08:03,920
Speaker 2: It is a fun part of town to be.

1418
01:08:04,640 --> 01:08:06,280
Speaker 6: Yeah, I've been slowing down on drinking.

1419
01:08:07,120 --> 01:08:10,120
Speaker 2: I have, It's well, I have not for six months.

1420
01:08:10,840 --> 01:08:11,600
Speaker 2: I think I'm done.

1421
01:08:11,640 --> 01:08:15,800
Speaker 6: Oh beautiful, I think, oh that's great.

1422
01:08:14,880 --> 01:08:17,520
Speaker 5: But okay, cool. But also if you're not done.

1423
01:08:17,320 --> 01:08:20,840
Speaker 4: Fine, right, I am leaving that possibility open. Because I

1424
01:08:20,880 --> 01:08:24,400
Speaker 4: don't want to disappoint myself later. But between me and

1425
01:08:24,439 --> 01:08:27,320
Speaker 4: myself and everyone in this car, and I guess the listeners,

1426
01:08:27,360 --> 01:08:28,160
Speaker 4: I think I'm done.

1427
01:08:28,360 --> 01:08:29,160
Speaker 5: I think you're done.

1428
01:08:29,280 --> 01:08:29,519
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1429
01:08:30,479 --> 01:08:30,799
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1430
01:08:30,880 --> 01:08:32,479
Speaker 6: The less you do it, the easier it is to

1431
01:08:32,520 --> 01:08:32,920
Speaker 6: be done.

1432
01:08:33,160 --> 01:08:33,559
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1433
01:08:33,640 --> 01:08:33,880
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1434
01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:36,120
Speaker 5: Also, here's what I'm realizing now, and this is this

1435
01:08:36,160 --> 01:08:38,800
Speaker 5: is a part of the reason. It's I feel great

1436
01:08:38,840 --> 01:08:41,280
Speaker 5: in taking a break right now. I'm tired of the

1437
01:08:41,360 --> 01:08:44,000
Speaker 5: drinks that we have right now, I've had them all.

1438
01:08:44,680 --> 01:08:45,880
Speaker 1: What have you been drinking lately?

1439
01:08:46,280 --> 01:08:48,479
Speaker 5: Like, you know, we get new drinks every seven years.

1440
01:08:48,760 --> 01:08:51,960
Speaker 5: Right now it's orange wine and the groanie and oh

1441
01:08:52,680 --> 01:08:54,880
Speaker 5: that's right, things, you know, Like I've had them, and

1442
01:08:54,920 --> 01:08:56,600
Speaker 5: like I have like some of them. I like some

1443
01:08:56,640 --> 01:08:58,920
Speaker 5: of them I don't. I've definitely had enough of all

1444
01:08:58,920 --> 01:09:00,680
Speaker 5: the ones I really like. And now I'm at a

1445
01:09:00,680 --> 01:09:02,880
Speaker 5: point where, like when I when I I've also exhausted

1446
01:09:02,920 --> 01:09:05,800
Speaker 5: my classics, like the idea have a martini, I'm just

1447
01:09:05,880 --> 01:09:08,280
Speaker 5: kind of like, oh, I have a martini. So I'm

1448
01:09:08,400 --> 01:09:10,880
Speaker 5: kind of just bored of drinking right now. So I'm like,

1449
01:09:10,960 --> 01:09:14,160
Speaker 5: let me wait a few years until we get some

1450
01:09:14,920 --> 01:09:16,800
Speaker 5: you know, green.

1451
01:09:16,600 --> 01:09:20,160
Speaker 6: Wine and wine.

1452
01:09:20,280 --> 01:09:22,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, Like I need new drinks because I'm like, I'm

1453
01:09:22,960 --> 01:09:26,200
Speaker 5: bored of what we have. And I'm like, yeah, it's

1454
01:09:26,600 --> 01:09:27,080
Speaker 5: You're right.

1455
01:09:27,160 --> 01:09:29,960
Speaker 4: I've never really realized that there was like the year

1456
01:09:30,080 --> 01:09:32,120
Speaker 4: of the Mahido, the Year of the Moscow.

1457
01:09:32,400 --> 01:09:36,439
Speaker 5: Yes, and people, and my god, but if you that's

1458
01:09:36,520 --> 01:09:37,759
Speaker 5: for a Moscow mule today?

1459
01:09:37,960 --> 01:09:43,599
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, I go like, this guy's from twenty thirteen. Yes, yeah, yeah,

1460
01:09:43,640 --> 01:09:45,280
Speaker 2: I'm gonna look at this old nerd.

1461
01:09:45,560 --> 01:09:49,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, moos, that was like two thousand and seven.

1462
01:09:49,760 --> 01:09:54,880
Speaker 4: And you invented that, right, Yeah, that was all Yeah.

1463
01:09:55,120 --> 01:09:59,960
Speaker 2: Wait, what's the drink? You invented a frozen frozen frozen yeah,

1464
01:10:00,080 --> 01:10:03,960
Speaker 2: which yeah, my my extensive knowledge of the language means

1465
01:10:04,160 --> 01:10:07,160
Speaker 2: a frozen rosy exactly. Yeah, I agree. I put that

1466
01:10:07,360 --> 01:10:08,240
Speaker 2: those two together.

1467
01:10:08,640 --> 01:10:09,120
Speaker 1: So good.

1468
01:10:09,760 --> 01:10:14,280
Speaker 4: We're actually dropping you off at your driveway, which looks

1469
01:10:14,360 --> 01:10:15,360
Speaker 4: more like a walkway.

1470
01:10:15,640 --> 01:10:19,439
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah. And it used to look even better. They

1471
01:10:19,960 --> 01:10:23,800
Speaker 5: went too far with the like landscaping. It used to

1472
01:10:23,880 --> 01:10:28,320
Speaker 5: be so overgrown and lush. It looked like Jurassic Park.

1473
01:10:28,400 --> 01:10:31,160
Speaker 5: It was so cool and now it's you know, it's

1474
01:10:31,240 --> 01:10:31,920
Speaker 5: it's still there.

1475
01:10:32,120 --> 01:10:34,680
Speaker 2: Wait do you have park? Do people drive on that? Yeah?

1476
01:10:34,760 --> 01:10:37,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, you drive right up that cool which is kind

1477
01:10:37,280 --> 01:10:39,599
Speaker 5: of fun. You kind of bounce up and you drive

1478
01:10:39,640 --> 01:10:41,840
Speaker 5: straight into the back and then there's a garage back there.

1479
01:10:42,160 --> 01:10:45,640
Speaker 1: So it was like more of this yeah stuff.

1480
01:10:45,360 --> 01:10:48,000
Speaker 5: There's so much more. Really, it looked like a jungle.

1481
01:10:48,040 --> 01:10:49,719
Speaker 6: It looked like you were entering a jungle.

1482
01:10:49,760 --> 01:10:51,720
Speaker 5: It was so cool. It was definitely like.

1483
01:10:51,720 --> 01:10:53,599
Speaker 6: One of the most exciting parts of the apartment.

1484
01:10:53,840 --> 01:10:56,160
Speaker 2: If I was visiting here and I didn't know better,

1485
01:10:56,200 --> 01:10:58,080
Speaker 2: I would just see this and go, oh, this is

1486
01:10:58,120 --> 01:10:59,599
Speaker 2: where the shaw Melrose plays.

1487
01:11:00,040 --> 01:11:00,599
Speaker 6: It's got that.

1488
01:11:01,080 --> 01:11:04,160
Speaker 2: Yes, you are you pels with all your neighbors.

1489
01:11:04,560 --> 01:11:06,800
Speaker 6: I am pals with some of them.

1490
01:11:06,920 --> 01:11:10,120
Speaker 2: Yes, not all of them, No, certainly not. Most people

1491
01:11:10,120 --> 01:11:11,120
Speaker 2: are terrible.

1492
01:11:12,560 --> 01:11:12,800
Speaker 1: In this.

1493
01:11:14,560 --> 01:11:14,760
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1494
01:11:17,200 --> 01:11:20,160
Speaker 1: Do you want to plug anything before we wrap it up?

1495
01:11:20,720 --> 01:11:20,920
Speaker 2: Oh?

1496
01:11:21,680 --> 01:11:25,640
Speaker 6: I will plug Licospheric vitamin C.

1497
01:11:26,560 --> 01:11:27,000
Speaker 2: Oh.

1498
01:11:27,000 --> 01:11:31,680
Speaker 5: Sure, it's great for your skin. Okay, try It's expensive,

1499
01:11:31,800 --> 01:11:32,800
Speaker 5: but it's kind of worth it.

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01:11:32,880 --> 01:11:34,000
Speaker 1: What does it do for your skin?

1501
01:11:34,360 --> 01:11:35,720
Speaker 5: It just makes it kind of plump. But you know,

1502
01:11:35,760 --> 01:11:37,840
Speaker 5: like vitamin C serum is designed to like make you

1503
01:11:38,000 --> 01:11:41,439
Speaker 5: plump and bright. I feel like it doesn't really work,

1504
01:11:41,920 --> 01:11:44,599
Speaker 5: but if you eat it, it does. And lipospic vitamin

1505
01:11:44,680 --> 01:11:46,599
Speaker 5: C if you put it into a cup of water

1506
01:11:46,720 --> 01:11:48,880
Speaker 5: and you throw it back like a shot. It looks

1507
01:11:48,880 --> 01:11:50,559
Speaker 5: like orange mucus. It's very cool.

1508
01:11:51,080 --> 01:11:53,000
Speaker 8: And then a couple of days later you wake up

1509
01:11:53,040 --> 01:12:06,240
Speaker 8: and you go, really, your face in the Yeah, I'm yeah.

1510
01:12:05,240 --> 01:12:07,519
Speaker 4: That's interesting that I would think it would have to

1511
01:12:07,560 --> 01:12:12,680
Speaker 4: be topical, otherwise it would take years to see the

1512
01:12:12,760 --> 01:12:15,600
Speaker 4: topical takes years.

1513
01:12:16,040 --> 01:12:17,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, take it, vitamins.

1514
01:12:18,120 --> 01:12:20,519
Speaker 2: Now, can I squirt the lotion that I already have

1515
01:12:20,600 --> 01:12:21,320
Speaker 2: into my mouth?

1516
01:12:22,160 --> 01:12:22,280
Speaker 5: Now?

1517
01:12:22,439 --> 01:12:25,799
Speaker 2: Don't do that? Okay, what if it smells like your

1518
01:12:25,920 --> 01:12:27,720
Speaker 2: sunscreen delicious coup.

1519
01:12:27,840 --> 01:12:29,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good thing that it smells. So it

1520
01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:30,639
Speaker 1: smells amazing.

1521
01:12:30,640 --> 01:12:31,519
Speaker 5: Isn't that crazy?

1522
01:12:31,680 --> 01:12:34,320
Speaker 3: And it's kind of like it's not just a scent,

1523
01:12:34,520 --> 01:12:35,920
Speaker 3: but it is a vibe.

1524
01:12:36,080 --> 01:12:36,600
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1525
01:12:36,680 --> 01:12:38,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sorry to say that.

1526
01:12:38,400 --> 01:12:40,120
Speaker 6: You don't need to wear Colonne. When you're wearing a

1527
01:12:40,200 --> 01:12:41,360
Speaker 6: sc it.

1528
01:12:41,320 --> 01:12:43,479
Speaker 2: Does remind me of a girlfriend that was mean to me,

1529
01:12:43,560 --> 01:12:44,400
Speaker 2: But it doesn't.

1530
01:12:44,600 --> 01:12:45,400
Speaker 1: That's your thing.

1531
01:12:50,680 --> 01:12:56,200
Speaker 4: Well, everyone that has a computer, just type and Jared

1532
01:12:56,240 --> 01:13:01,400
Speaker 4: Goldstein and enjoy his life's works.

1533
01:13:00,479 --> 01:13:01,360
Speaker 2: On the computer.

1534
01:13:01,400 --> 01:13:04,519
Speaker 5: It's all there. It's all there. Yeah, thanks for having me.

1535
01:13:04,600 --> 01:13:05,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're the best.

1536
01:13:05,479 --> 01:13:06,519
Speaker 1: It was so nice to meet you.

1537
01:13:06,680 --> 01:13:07,280
Speaker 5: This was great.

1538
01:13:07,360 --> 01:13:10,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, so fun and check out Jared Jared's stand up.

1539
01:13:10,840 --> 01:13:15,679
Speaker 4: Most importantly, to me, Emmy and Karen, you've been listening

1540
01:13:15,720 --> 01:13:16,760
Speaker 4: to Do You Need a Ride?

1541
01:13:17,040 --> 01:13:27,960
Speaker 2: D y n a R. This has been an exactly

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01:13:28,120 --> 01:13:28,839
Speaker 2: Right production.

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01:13:29,320 --> 01:13:33,519
Speaker 3: Produced by Analise Nelson, mixed by Edson Choy. Our talent

1544
01:13:33,560 --> 01:13:34,879
Speaker 3: booker is Patrick Cottner.

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01:13:35,200 --> 01:13:37,120
Speaker 2: Theme song by Karen Kilgarreth.

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01:13:37,560 --> 01:13:39,000
Speaker 1: Artwork by Chris Fairbanks.

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01:13:39,240 --> 01:13:42,320
Speaker 3: Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook at dinar

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01:13:42,439 --> 01:13:45,520
Speaker 3: podcast That's d y n ar Podcast.

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01:13:45,920 --> 01:13:49,480
Speaker 4: For more information, go to exactly rightmedia dot com.

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01:13:49,520 --> 01:13:51,799
Speaker 1: Thank you, Oh you're welcome.

1551
01:13:55,680 --> 01:13:56,920
Speaker 2: Oh no, oh, there's a doubt.

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01:14:00,080 --> 01:14:00,639
Speaker 1: Set the dog