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Speaker 1: The Jewels show on demand Jewels Dirty Little Secret? Hello, Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 1: what's up A dirty Little Secret? Yes? Um okay, So

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Speaker 1: this past weekend I was cleaning out like my clothes

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Speaker 1: and my son's clothes and reorganizing and everything because he

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Speaker 1: just got some new clothes. Right. Yeah, Well, I have

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Speaker 1: this tub that was my clothes that I put all

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Speaker 1: his clothes in, and I had a little bag of say,

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Speaker 1: just you know, adult female things. Um okay. Well, while

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Speaker 1: I was cleaning, my son was with me, so I

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Speaker 1: put it away really quick because he was helping me

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Speaker 1: pull clothes out and stuff, and it was hidden. Well,

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Speaker 1: I thought I put it into this box, um high up,

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Speaker 1: But I guess not because I'm a four twenty mom.

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Speaker 1: So you know, my four twenty helps me clean, get

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Speaker 1: in his diaper bags, check his diaper bag before taking

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Speaker 1: him to school. Last night. When I was trying to

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Speaker 1: find it, I tore apart my room could not find it.

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Speaker 1: When I took him into staycare this morning, I just

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Speaker 1: asked his teacher, Hey, can I check his back real quick?

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Speaker 1: He said, yeah, go ahead there and behold underneath his

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Speaker 1: blanket my full bag and still doubt all over the

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Speaker 1: bottom of his diaper bag. That's hilarious. All of your

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Speaker 1: adult toys. Wow, I mean it was so mortifying. I mean,

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Speaker 1: they didn't call me or anything. So I'm hoping that

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Speaker 1: they just because I have I give them two blankets.

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Speaker 1: I'm hoping they just didn't use that second blanket and

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Speaker 1: didn't see it. But yeah, so funny. You're incredibly lucky

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Speaker 1: your kid didn't whip it out and be like, oh,

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Speaker 1: look at my new toy. Yeah I know, I know.

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Speaker 1: I was so mortified. I almost want to change his

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Speaker 1: daycare now. Yeah, you go there on the shelves of

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Speaker 1: the daycare, the kids have been playing with stuff and

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Speaker 1: they've put them up there, and you're like, oh no, oh,

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Speaker 1: my job right next to the stuffed animals doesn't show

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Speaker 1: until day I would have no, I would have been like, okay, honey,

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Speaker 1: let's let's go, and we're never coming back here again.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure they probably they might have gone in the

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Speaker 1: bag and seen it, but they didn't want to have

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Speaker 1: that conversation with you. They probably felt just as awkward

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Speaker 1: as you, right, I mean, but I'm also I'm already

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Speaker 1: I already stick out like a sore thumb at that

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Speaker 1: daycare because you know I'm a I'm a younger mom.

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Speaker 1: I walked up in there and sweats and my son's

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Speaker 1: of anarchy hoodie with my reaper and blood hanging off

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Speaker 1: of it, you know, and all the other moms are

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Speaker 1: tesla drive in salary making dress wearing mom. So you

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Speaker 1: can only imagine how worse this makes me. Right, that's hilarious.

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Speaker 1: They'll just own it because it's funny, Like it's honestly,

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Speaker 1: that's hilarious. One of the greatest memories I have in

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Speaker 1: my life is when Alex and I were at the

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Speaker 1: airport one time. And Alex and I are married. If

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Speaker 1: you didn't know that, on our trip, we went to

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Speaker 1: the store that for married people can go to and

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Speaker 1: buy things, you know. However, so anyway I was, I

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Speaker 1: put it in my bag, right, and I was actually

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Speaker 1: thinking the whole way though, I'm like, this hilarious, if

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Speaker 1: if this gonna be so funny, if TSA stops us

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Speaker 1: because of this. Sure enough, they tell you to take

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Speaker 1: anything bigger than a cell phone, and it was bigger

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Speaker 1: than figuring on the cell phone for sure, And I

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Speaker 1: didn't take it out. And then we're putting the bags

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Speaker 1: through and I see the TSA agent. One go to

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Speaker 1: the look at the other one and go she waves

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Speaker 1: her finger like come here, Oh my god. And then

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Speaker 1: the other one comes there and they're both just away. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Alex was like, oh my god, and she she was gone. Guy,

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Speaker 1: I was like, where's she going? And I was just watching.

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Speaker 1: I was like, this is gonna be amazing. They're literally

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Speaker 1: gonna have to check it in front of me. This

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Speaker 1: gonna be so funny. And then they're looking at it

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Speaker 1: and they're talking about it, and I see him pointing

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Speaker 1: at the screen and like going like like pointing along

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Speaker 1: the edge of water, and like how I'm like, it's

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Speaker 1: gonna happen. And then so I get through. They pulled

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Speaker 1: the bag aside and they have to they open it

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Speaker 1: up that like anything sharp in here that could you know,

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Speaker 1: hurt them, Like no, any you know whatever. But yeah,

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Speaker 1: I was like it could, but it's not. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: not hurt. But she pulled up, she pulled out the

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Speaker 1: toiletry bag that her whatever bag. It was in a

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Speaker 1: little bag, and she opened it up and then she

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Speaker 1: just pulled it out and just like yeah, or they

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Speaker 1: just wanted to do it to make somebody feel uncomfortable.

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Speaker 1: But they picked the completely wrong person. I was like,

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Speaker 1: we could do this for another half an hour, just awkward,

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Speaker 1: and this is amazing. She did. She looked so uncomfortable.

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Speaker 1: She pulled it out and she kind of like dangled

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Speaker 1: it and looked at it and just like looked at

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Speaker 1: me and then just dropped it back in the bag, like,

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Speaker 1: oh my god. I was like, thank you experience. I'm

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Speaker 1: a nice day and Alex is gone. It's funny. Um,

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Speaker 1: all right, well, thank you for telling me you very

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Speaker 1: little secret awesome than you did. Jebil Show on demand