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Speaker 2: Be there, doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and

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Speaker 3: We want to send you off in style. Do you

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Speaker 2: Tell us all about every scared he was it fine?

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Speaker 4: Malcorn?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 4: Ride?

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Speaker 5: Do you need with Karen and Chris welcome to Do

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Speaker 5: you need a ride? This is Chris Fairban.

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Speaker 1: And this is Karen Cool Gareth.

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Speaker 5: I startled you again? You did?

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Speaker 1: You went real loud mm hmm. But I you know

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Speaker 5: You know what happened?

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Speaker 4: Uh?

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Speaker 6: Somehow during the word welcome, which is a pretty soft ware.

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Speaker 6: I don't know how this happened. I bit in my cheek.

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Speaker 6: Oh and so there was a substantial amount of pain.

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Speaker 5: Near the front right on the side. Oh, welcome, welcome,

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Speaker 5: and welcome blood to my mouth. It is a problem.

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Speaker 5: My dad and I share sharp molar edges.

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Speaker 1: Oh shit. Yeah, this is the family secret.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's the ancient family secret of how to always

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Speaker 6: have a anchors.

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Speaker 5: Biting the side of your mouth with your razor sharp molars.

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Speaker 1: Well I have the same.

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Speaker 4: I guess I must have razor sharp mollers too, because

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Speaker 4: I do the thing where I bite one section and

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Speaker 4: then just keep on biting it over and over.

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Speaker 1: They feel bad.

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Speaker 5: It's called chewing your cut where it becomes a pattern.

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Speaker 1: It's called being dumb, just like cows are. Look at

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Speaker 1: this cool Santa Ria shop.

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Speaker 5: I don't practice that.

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Speaker 1: What do you. I don't know the next link.

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Speaker 5: I don't either.

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Speaker 6: I mean my sublime material used to be just that,

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Speaker 6: but I don't do it anymore.

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Speaker 5: I think you started with three eleven. You got no

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Speaker 5: crystal ball. Crystal ball, thank you?

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Speaker 6: And if you did have a crystal ball, wouldn't you

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Speaker 6: predict that if you had a million dollars you were

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Speaker 6: about to spend it? So maybe you open up an

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Speaker 6: extra can diversify in preparation for them. I'm reading too

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Speaker 6: much into the lyrics, sorry, Bradley.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's like and to your Dalmatian. Turns out, I

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Speaker 4: I have no idea what you're talking about all right now,

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Speaker 4: Bradley is a singer and subpl did you not know

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Speaker 4: the Santorea part.

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Speaker 1: Even I did know that, Okay, that's all.

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Speaker 4: And you know why, because when I didn't have a

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Speaker 4: DS I was gonna say DVD a CD player in

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Speaker 4: my car around the time that song came out, what

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Speaker 4: the like, early two thousands, Yeah, I would.

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Speaker 1: I would listen to terrestrial radio while I.

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Speaker 4: Drove and if that song came on, I would turn

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Speaker 4: it so fast because there's certain songs I can't listen

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Speaker 4: to at all, Right, that's one of them.

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Speaker 1: Kokomo's another way down.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm afraid that. I kind of like when that

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Speaker 6: Sublime song comes on. As much as I make fun

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Speaker 6: of white guy reggae, I do kind of there's part

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Speaker 6: you know where three eleven and Sublime it just spoke

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Speaker 5: Sure, you know, I I've always.

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Speaker 1: Been irie, No, I know. I.

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Speaker 4: I mean, I think you would have to love it

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Speaker 4: to be so good at making fun of it, right, right.

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Speaker 1: Part of it.

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Speaker 4: I think people don't understand that if you're mocking them

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Speaker 5: And that's what that is.

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Speaker 6: And when I did a show in San Francisco for

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Speaker 5: There are dreadlock.

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Speaker 6: DJs that did like rosta DJ and I don't think

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Speaker 6: the first times I made fun of them and they

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Speaker 6: and they actually kind of turned into Gary Oldman from

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Speaker 6: True Romance.

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Speaker 5: They wanted to kill me.

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Speaker 1: They did.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, they weren't very happy, and I'm like, hey man,

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Speaker 6: it's all out of love, it's all alone.

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Speaker 5: And they didn't. They weren't on board.

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Speaker 1: White reggae people better have a sense of humor. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: had best. Yeah, that's not a threat. No, sorry, it's

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Speaker 1: just the way it came out. I'm practicing Sandria on there.

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Speaker 6: This guy's from Hawaii in front of me. When I

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Speaker 5: They didn't. They don't get new music.

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Speaker 1: There, oh, all the way over to Hawaii.

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Speaker 5: Yeah. The ocean.

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Speaker 1: The ocean inhibits it.

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Speaker 5: I think it has to have something to do with it.

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Speaker 6: Not anymore, but in the terrestrial radio days, sure, the

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Speaker 4: So They basically were there with some old reggae, some

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Speaker 5: And some coconuts and some string and.

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Speaker 1: Of course the ukulele.

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Speaker 5: They had to make dew.

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Speaker 1: Then they did, Oh boy, what's.

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Speaker 4: Going on in this part of the North America with everybody?

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Speaker 5: Oh? You mean my life?

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Speaker 6: Sure, I'm going to Montana tomorrow, And it's okay to say,

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Speaker 6: because it's going to be a surprise.

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Speaker 5: I'm showing up at my nephew's graduation.

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Speaker 6: But by the time this airs at Wolf already happened,

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Speaker 6: so I'm not spoiling it.

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Speaker 1: Wait a second, your sister lives in Montana.

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Speaker 5: She lives in Spokane, Washington.

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Speaker 1: I knew it.

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Speaker 5: I knew it was very close. There's just one little

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Speaker 1: But oh, so they're celebrating his graduation at your dad's.

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Speaker 6: Nope, I'm gonna fly to Montana. Oh, hang out with

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Speaker 6: I mansions got it into Spokane, Washington.

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Speaker 5: Got it.

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Speaker 1: Thank you.

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Speaker 4: I was so confused. And then I'd love for you

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Speaker 4: to text me every stop you make. Yes, just let

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Speaker 4: me know where you are a panhandle next time you

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Speaker 6: I'll be in Courtelain in Washington near Hayden Lake, the

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Speaker 6: place where all the White Supremacs are used to hang out.

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Speaker 5: And then they were kicked out and went to Illinoi's.

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Speaker 1: Did they really?

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Speaker 5: I think so?

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Speaker 1: Is that where they went?

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Speaker 5: I think they went to Illinois.

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Speaker 4: And then they went onto the internet. Yes, I haven't gotten

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Speaker 5: That there one dozen strong.

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Speaker 4: I went once and played Moscow, Idaho. No brag, but

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Speaker 5: Did you? Did you do stand up comedy or music there? Yes?

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Speaker 5: You had.

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Speaker 4: It was a one nighter you were required to do

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Speaker 4: if that if you played the Seattle Comedy Underground remember

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Speaker 5: All right?

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Speaker 4: I was middling for Patten and as the middler, you

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Speaker 4: had to go and headline a one nighter in a

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Speaker 1: You I've told you the story. When I got there,

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Speaker 1: is close to seventy.

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Speaker 4: He told all street jokes like the hey McLeod, get

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Speaker 4: drunk uncle at a wedding jokes?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I wish I knew more of them. For when

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well that one you can keep that for you.

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Speaker 1: That's a free one for you.

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Speaker 6: This is me putting it in my front pocket for

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Speaker 1: Yeah. So we got there.

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Speaker 4: He drove went, We drove from Seattle to It's pretty long.

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Speaker 1: We get there. They gave us.

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Speaker 4: A hotel room in the holiday and we get there

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Speaker 4: there watching I believe this time it was either Seinfeld.

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Speaker 1: Or a sports game. They all wanted to watch.

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Speaker 4: The guy running the show turned off the show, and

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Speaker 4: when it's time for comedy, so people like literally booed

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Speaker 4: and were mad and drunk, and then Grandpa gets up

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Speaker 4: and tells fifteen mediocre street jokes and then I have

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Speaker 4: say twelve minutes into my act. People were bringing shots

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Speaker 4: shot some shit. And I was like, I don't drink.

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Speaker 4: I'm an alcoholic. I don't drink drake.

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Speaker 1: Get it. And then I finally told I was like,

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Speaker 1: I'll give you one last joke.

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Speaker 5: I told it.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I think you guys want the TV part

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Speaker 4: That's what we're gonna do, and I just fucking left

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Speaker 4: and as I walked out, so it's just like super

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Speaker 5: Oh no.

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Speaker 4: So I was just like I'm not doing this, Like, well,

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Speaker 4: I'm not gonna fight with you fucking people.

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Speaker 1: And I was a middler. I wasn't a.

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Speaker 5: Headliner who went up at the end, just another.

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Speaker 1: No, no, that was supposed to be me. I was

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Speaker 5: Headline it this when what's this?

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Speaker 4: This was in nineteteen, I'd say ninety six or.

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Speaker 6: Okaven, okay, okay, that's all. I didn't know you had

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Speaker 6: stopped been not drinking, so damn.

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Speaker 1: Well, it's not funny. Ninety seven is when I stopped.

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Speaker 6: Wow uh oh, And there was a fresh like, hey,

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Speaker 6: quit sending these shots up.

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Speaker 5: I not long ago would drink all of them, right.

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Speaker 4: But also it was this thing where they were it

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Speaker 4: giving putting shots on the table like it was very confrontational,

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Speaker 4: but they were pretending it was like we're all partying,

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Speaker 4: and it's like, I'm not only am I not partying,

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Speaker 4: I don't like it here and I don't and none

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Speaker 4: of you care one whit about my comedy ideas.

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Speaker 1: So let's fucking let's end this charade.

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Speaker 6: You were in a situation what would be the worst,

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Speaker 6: which I've never experienced, where you.

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Speaker 5: Were just a couple walls away from the bar.

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Speaker 6: You could have ran gotten into bed and then overheard them, yes,

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Speaker 6: saying how they didn't like that, they hate a b.

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Speaker 5: That's an extra. That would have been the worst.

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Speaker 4: But as I walked out the door, the bouncer as

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Speaker 4: I walked by him, just right into my ear went

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Speaker 1: So I think he just was thought I was a quitter,

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Speaker 4: Hi? Can I get a double tall one pump Mocha?

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Speaker 4: Also, can we have two of those two iced Ventana

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Speaker 5: Oh my vanilla. It's gonna be super sweet. That'll be fine.

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Speaker 6: Pretending it's an ice cream. Yeah, I'm not, thank you booze.

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Speaker 5: Oh man, it was good too. I ate it real fast.

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Speaker 5: I don't want that.

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Speaker 1: It's not good.

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Speaker 4: No, but like princesses and royalty have it.

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Speaker 4: So the card that we're being that we're using today, yes, yes,

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Speaker 4: is to Chris, Karen is Stephen from Rock Sand and Lewis.

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Speaker 5: It looks like Lorraine to me, Okay.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and next time, don't use a big fat mark.

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Speaker 5: What is it's like that? There was that person?

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Speaker 5: No, no, I gave it. I gave it. I handed

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Speaker 1: Good manners, Chris.

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Speaker 5: These they have they have no straw. So we're saving

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Speaker 6: But they're kind of dangerous, right, I really, I've really

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Speaker 4: You remember turtles, they're not going to respond as quickly

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Speaker 5: I've been staying at home. I went bowling the other night.

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Speaker 6: I I'm feeling bad because my neighbor she planted seeds

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that's where my life is at.

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Speaker 1: Well, do you do you want to know where my

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Speaker 5: I do.

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Speaker 1: There's the new Wi Fi and my house doesn't work.

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Speaker 4: Right, yeah, Now my life has been ruined by bad WiFi.

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Speaker 5: Really you think that that ended it?

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Speaker 1: At fucking eight thirty in the morning.

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Speaker 1: That's I've lived my whole life to not be that person.

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Speaker 5: It's not. It's not as bad as if it were.

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: I think it's like when you're sleeping you wake up

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Speaker 6: People, I'm getting real good at saying the right thing crossers.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how short her jacket is.

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Speaker 5: Look at him calling her names? Is they're not getting along.

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Speaker 5: At least save it for the curb. Don't fight mid street.

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Speaker 4: I mean, I honestly think there's probably about five that

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Speaker 1: Fuck, what more do you want?

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Speaker 6: There was a I can't Anthony Bourdain one of his shows,

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Speaker 6: There was some guy that started in the food cart

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Speaker 6: And they were talking about going into this sizzler where

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Speaker 4: To do it, you know, what's funny and this might

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Speaker 4: help you with that. Georgia just told me Georgia hard

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Speaker 4: Shark of the podcast my favorite mind. Yes, yes, right

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Speaker 4: it's nuts. They have like all sorry, all kinds of

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Speaker 5: It's like a new and improved Sizzler.

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Speaker 1: I think scissors. Really, Yeah, they're trying their best.

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Speaker 1: This marks the spot where I saw the pudding I

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Speaker 4: And when a salad bar there was a restaurant called

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Speaker 5: I've never I just would say canned peaches, shiny, syrupy peaches.

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Speaker 6: Or it's the sound that can makes when you drop

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Speaker 5: I figured it out there. It is.

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Speaker 4: That's why we're doing this, that's why we try so hard.

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Speaker 4: I just think it's time to reapproach Sizzler. The last

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00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:32,040
Speaker 4: time I was there was in the nineties and it

452
00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:34,880
Speaker 4: was so depressing. I almost took my own.

453
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,920
Speaker 5: But your own food there.

454
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Speaker 1: I always took my own turkey sandwich, but it was rough.

455
00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:45,520
Speaker 4: It was just like super old people eating super slowly

456
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Speaker 4: and it's smelled not great.

457
00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:51,080
Speaker 1: But Vince said, it's a totally different story.

458
00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:52,440
Speaker 5: Wow, I should go to that.

459
00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:54,919
Speaker 6: I've been eyeball in that one in Korea Town for

460
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,040
Speaker 6: close to a decade.

461
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Speaker 1: There's also one in Atwater that I think is the

462
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Speaker 1: one he was talking about. By that costco.

463
00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:04,480
Speaker 6: Oh I gotta go to that one that sounds better

464
00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:07,760
Speaker 6: be less crowded, less ranch, Yeah, better parking.

465
00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:09,760
Speaker 5: There's no parking in Koreatown.

466
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:10,639
Speaker 1: No, there isn't.

467
00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:13,040
Speaker 4: And I had a friend that hunt apartment there once

468
00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:15,120
Speaker 4: and her car got stolen like three times.

469
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Speaker 5: Was it a hount accord?

470
00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:18,119
Speaker 1: Probably?

471
00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:20,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, they get stolen a lot. That's why I keep

472
00:22:20,119 --> 00:22:23,760
Speaker 5: mine in my garage. It's it's been very nice though.

473
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:25,800
Speaker 5: No one's trying to break in my garage and the

474
00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:28,720
Speaker 5: ghost has not been visiting at all.

475
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Speaker 1: Do you think it could have been pipes or something?

476
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Speaker 6: Well, you know, there was objects disappearing and reappearing, right,

477
00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:40,200
Speaker 6: that was But yes, is it is it me being

478
00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:42,919
Speaker 6: misplacing them? I'm starting to condence myself that it was

479
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,879
Speaker 6: just my brain, but it really wasn't, especially those first

480
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Speaker 6: couple of times.

481
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:47,359
Speaker 5: And there were.

482
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Speaker 6: Times, like I said before, where I realized it was

483
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Speaker 6: something that I'd put in my pocket and then I'd

484
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Speaker 6: apologize to the ghost. But I did when I burned

485
00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:58,080
Speaker 6: incense and sage, I did say out loud, you can

486
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Speaker 6: hang out here when I'm out of town, And I

487
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:03,800
Speaker 6: was being serious, like you, it's hard to tell jus

488
00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:06,800
Speaker 6: to get on out I don't want them to retaliate

489
00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:09,160
Speaker 6: and suddenly there's a butcher knife flying through the air

490
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Speaker 6: slowly at me.

491
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Speaker 1: So you're doing more of a shared space.

492
00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:16,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, we have a Google calendar, we both. I just

493
00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:19,800
Speaker 5: let them know. I mark out my dates. My my

494
00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:23,359
Speaker 5: ghost is my new manager does a lot of my scheduling.

495
00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:27,040
Speaker 1: That's nice and gets real aggressive with the pay rate.

496
00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:30,399
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I hope. So, yeah, it was. It was

497
00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:32,000
Speaker 6: a businessman in his life.

498
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Speaker 4: Look, if your ghost can't get you New Faces this year,

499
00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:36,480
Speaker 4: you need to fire that.

500
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Speaker 6: I already did New Faces, and I was reminded by

501
00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:47,600
Speaker 6: Chad Daniels, who I did this club in Winnipeg.

502
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:50,240
Speaker 5: Called Rumors. It was very fun.

503
00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:54,640
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's that's this is a slut and everyone knows

504
00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:58,600
Speaker 6: it's all that. That's the most scandalous thing, not my sluttiness.

505
00:23:58,640 --> 00:23:59,800
Speaker 1: Everyone's talking about.

506
00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:02,520
Speaker 5: It's called they tell jokes here.

507
00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:07,960
Speaker 6: But Chad in what's the comic like the week before

508
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,720
Speaker 6: me and he's he told the story of us at

509
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:15,600
Speaker 6: New Faces in Montreal, where we you know, I was

510
00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:19,240
Speaker 6: very hungover on stage and I said out loud during

511
00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:22,879
Speaker 6: one of the more impertin sets in my career, do

512
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Speaker 6: you guys have you ever gotten so drunk with Chad

513
00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:28,320
Speaker 6: Daniels that you forgot your closer? Well, I have, and

514
00:24:28,359 --> 00:24:31,800
Speaker 6: then that's how I ended my set. And Dave Wrath

515
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,000
Speaker 6: was my manager at the time, and he just looked

516
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,040
Speaker 6: down at Chad and he's like, you son of a bitch,

517
00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:39,360
Speaker 6: And it was like fun. It was a fun beginning

518
00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:41,960
Speaker 6: mistake and one of my first big mistakes.

519
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Speaker 1: That's hilarious.

520
00:24:43,119 --> 00:24:45,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, you know, I bet my life would have

521
00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:47,200
Speaker 5: been the same had I remembered that closer.

522
00:24:47,359 --> 00:24:49,359
Speaker 6: I'd be in the same position right now. We're in

523
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Speaker 6: the same shirt.

524
00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:51,800
Speaker 1: Your hair would be definitely different.

525
00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:54,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, you'd have probably a nicer car. This is a

526
00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:55,480
Speaker 5: nice one, though.

527
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Speaker 1: You have impacted my life. Do you see what your

528
00:24:58,400 --> 00:24:59,160
Speaker 1: drinking does.

529
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Speaker 5: To my car? It is what we found out me.

530
00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:04,199
Speaker 6: If I had done a better set mine, everything in

531
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:06,320
Speaker 6: my life would be the same, but somehow yours would

532
00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:06,680
Speaker 6: be better.

533
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:07,320
Speaker 1: This would be a.

534
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:12,880
Speaker 4: Mercedes SL five hundred and I would get huge fucking.

535
00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:14,720
Speaker 5: Wheels, just slightly better seats.

536
00:25:16,119 --> 00:25:18,440
Speaker 1: Oh you have a seat warmer? Yeah I don't, but

537
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:18,920
Speaker 1: you do.

538
00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:24,959
Speaker 6: Think about those, the domino effect, the butterfly effect. If

539
00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:26,879
Speaker 6: I can mention my favorite Ashton movie.

540
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Speaker 4: Oh Jerry, have you seen that movie?

541
00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:32,280
Speaker 5: I started?

542
00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:36,359
Speaker 1: It is unbelievably badly great. It is it is, you

543
00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:37,199
Speaker 1: have to watch it.

544
00:25:37,359 --> 00:25:41,160
Speaker 5: I one time was auditioning for something and apparently the

545
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:44,359
Speaker 5: production company was owned by Ashton Kutcher. It wasn't called

546
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Speaker 5: Punked Industries or anything.

547
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:48,000
Speaker 1: So now and I know Trick Incorporated.

548
00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:57,399
Speaker 6: It is called Chucker Hats Academy of Bro Browie Arts

549
00:25:56,760 --> 00:26:00,800
Speaker 6: b Bro. And I went into the They had a

550
00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:02,800
Speaker 6: giant Butterfly Effect poster.

551
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:06,280
Speaker 5: So after I read these lines, oh no, I said,

552
00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:09,560
Speaker 5: oh you guys big fans of the movie Butterfly Effect.

553
00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:12,080
Speaker 5: And I laughed. And then they're like, well we we

554
00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:16,560
Speaker 5: made that that our company is owned by Ashton Coucher.

555
00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:19,760
Speaker 5: It's like, oh, so, I'll just see myself out then.

556
00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:24,240
Speaker 6: But then there was a gym in there, like where

557
00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:27,240
Speaker 6: and U and I walked in the gym and he

558
00:26:27,359 --> 00:26:29,280
Speaker 6: was like, well lifting weights in the gym?

559
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:29,760
Speaker 1: Sure?

560
00:26:30,119 --> 00:26:32,720
Speaker 5: And then he said hi, and he seemed really nice.

561
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Speaker 1: Did you amologize?

562
00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:36,440
Speaker 4: Do you say, oh, I just ripped the Butterfly effected

563
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:37,240
Speaker 4: new I'm just.

564
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Speaker 5: Glad it happened down the hallway.

565
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Speaker 4: Can I just tell you that I used to do

566
00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:42,520
Speaker 4: a ten minute chunk on the butterfly effect.

567
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Speaker 1: It's so funny.

568
00:26:44,119 --> 00:26:45,720
Speaker 5: I got a finish watch.

569
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Speaker 1: You have to watch it. Did you get to the

570
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:49,120
Speaker 1: part where he has a prosthetic arm?

571
00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:49,960
Speaker 5: No?

572
00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:52,359
Speaker 1: Please do. It's so great.

573
00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:56,280
Speaker 6: Wasn't that the movie where he's someone a director said

574
00:26:56,359 --> 00:26:59,919
Speaker 6: you have to take an acting class, probably.

575
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:04,480
Speaker 5: Because he's kind of in the seventies show he does that.

576
00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:06,200
Speaker 1: He's perfect, it's perfect Cassid.

577
00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:10,400
Speaker 6: But man, in this he's like freaking out. There's psychological

578
00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:14,840
Speaker 6: stuff happening. It's like a thriller. Yeah, and he takes

579
00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:16,520
Speaker 6: you out of it very very often.

580
00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:21,040
Speaker 4: But I would argue this, Look, you can't make a

581
00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:22,200
Speaker 4: good movie by yourself.

582
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:24,640
Speaker 1: If you're Ashton Kutcher. Script needs to be good.

583
00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:27,320
Speaker 4: You need good directors, right, You need somebody that can

584
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:31,440
Speaker 4: make a realistic looking prosthetic on that's not on him,

585
00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:32,040
Speaker 4: And he.

586
00:27:32,119 --> 00:27:35,440
Speaker 1: Was bringing what they knew exactly what he could bring.

587
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:35,840
Speaker 5: To the table.

588
00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:37,600
Speaker 1: He made that movie.

589
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:40,520
Speaker 4: And nobody was helping him with good fun good things

590
00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:42,679
Speaker 4: to say, or good ways to say it.

591
00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:44,080
Speaker 1: So he was totally on his own.

592
00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:46,400
Speaker 5: Do you think he wrote it really and directed it? No?

593
00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:49,800
Speaker 4: No, no, I'm just saying that you know those people in

594
00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:53,240
Speaker 4: that room saying, well we made it are as responsible,

595
00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:55,800
Speaker 4: if not more so, than anybody else, because you can't

596
00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:58,159
Speaker 4: you know what I mean, he doesn't know what a

597
00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:01,959
Speaker 4: good movie script. Probably it was he was twenty five, right,

598
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:03,480
Speaker 4: he was only on one TV show.

599
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:06,320
Speaker 1: He was a model. He was an underwear model, right.

600
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,000
Speaker 4: So like he's like, oh, this is what a cool concept,

601
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,520
Speaker 4: which it was a cool concept.

602
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:12,320
Speaker 1: The execution was fucking disastrous things.

603
00:28:12,359 --> 00:28:15,000
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, to the point where it's a great movie

604
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:15,520
Speaker 4: to watch.

605
00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:18,119
Speaker 6: It is it kind of like powder where you just

606
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:20,840
Speaker 6: can't believe some of these things are happening.

607
00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:23,520
Speaker 4: And also you get like, because I think everybody loves

608
00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:26,480
Speaker 4: Ashton Kutcher, I think, I mean aside from the punk shit.

609
00:28:26,359 --> 00:28:29,520
Speaker 6: And the fact that right right some reason, Yeah, you

610
00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:31,560
Speaker 6: would never be like, oh that asshole.

611
00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:34,119
Speaker 4: No, because he has a great face and it seems

612
00:28:34,119 --> 00:28:35,480
Speaker 4: like a guy you went to high school with, and

613
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:37,719
Speaker 4: he's kind of he has a good vibe emotionally.

614
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:39,959
Speaker 6: How what are his eyebrows telling you? Because I know

615
00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:41,560
Speaker 6: you put a lot away to the eyebrows.

616
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:45,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, I get a blankness from his eyebrows that actually,

617
00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:48,040
Speaker 4: I bet you over the years, Like you know, he

618
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:50,040
Speaker 4: was who did he play?

619
00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:51,160
Speaker 1: He played Steve Jobs.

620
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:54,200
Speaker 4: And there are people who said the Steve Jobs that

621
00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:58,080
Speaker 4: Ashton Kutcher did that movie was better than the one.

622
00:28:58,240 --> 00:29:01,320
Speaker 5: That Fastbender Spinder Dead.

623
00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:03,360
Speaker 4: There are people that say that because he looked exactly

624
00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:05,640
Speaker 4: like him and the acting was really good. So man,

625
00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:08,200
Speaker 4: you know, he may have grown and changed and taken

626
00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:11,800
Speaker 4: that acting class that was recommended. Right, it doesn't make

627
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:15,200
Speaker 4: the butterfly effect any less valid as a form of entertainment.

628
00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:18,280
Speaker 4: Like everything doesn't need to be an Oscar winning thing.

629
00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:20,920
Speaker 4: I get just as much, if not more, entertainment out

630
00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:24,680
Speaker 4: of the butterfly effect than I do some fucking I don't.

631
00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:28,880
Speaker 6: For some reason, I had to stop watching watching it abruptly,

632
00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:31,880
Speaker 6: and I remember vividly turning, pausing it.

633
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:33,200
Speaker 5: But it still says the.

634
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:36,040
Speaker 4: Arm come and grab you out of your accouch, And

635
00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:37,600
Speaker 4: then there's Ashton Kutcher.

636
00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:41,400
Speaker 1: Buddy, it's just a prop, buddy, don't be scared.

637
00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:44,760
Speaker 6: Oh God, I'm so glad he didn't hear me make

638
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:47,000
Speaker 6: fun of it.

639
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:51,360
Speaker 4: Well, also, boy, did you hear he just he had

640
00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:54,520
Speaker 4: to be a witness in a murder trial because a

641
00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:58,360
Speaker 4: girl that he had just started dating was murdered by

642
00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:02,440
Speaker 4: a serial killer. What yes, and he just had to testify.

643
00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:06,040
Speaker 4: It's heartbreaking, like when he was he was going over

644
00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:09,040
Speaker 4: to her house to meet her to go out on

645
00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:11,280
Speaker 4: a date with her, and she didn't answer the door,

646
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,440
Speaker 4: and so he like looked around and all this different

647
00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:16,560
Speaker 4: stuff and left and she was inside the house she'd

648
00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:17,160
Speaker 4: been murdered.

649
00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:19,640
Speaker 1: So for a little while he was one of the suspects.

650
00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:23,160
Speaker 5: When what's this? What year? Well he just.

651
00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:26,320
Speaker 4: Testified like with it like a month ago, but I

652
00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:27,840
Speaker 4: don't know what year it happened.

653
00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:31,560
Speaker 6: Oh, man, God, Stephen just handed me a picture of him.

654
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:34,320
Speaker 6: He looks he's handsome.

655
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,280
Speaker 1: He's a beautiful man. And isn't that funny? Nice?

656
00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:38,760
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, the murders too.

657
00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:43,160
Speaker 1: It's like he just started dating some girl that he likes.

658
00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:44,840
Speaker 5: That's so awful. It's awful.

659
00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:45,680
Speaker 1: It's awful.

660
00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:49,840
Speaker 5: And he probably got approval from Demi and Bruce Willis

661
00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:51,240
Speaker 5: to date the girl and they.

662
00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:54,920
Speaker 6: Have like a very tight knit Oh now, it sounds

663
00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:56,600
Speaker 6: like I'm making life someone dying.

664
00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:59,200
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, but I think no, this was

665
00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:01,680
Speaker 4: way before, I think, right, Stephen, are you looking at

666
00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:02,200
Speaker 4: that article?

667
00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:02,680
Speaker 5: Man?

668
00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:04,520
Speaker 1: No one really cares about the story but me.

669
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:06,720
Speaker 5: No, I care, I do care.

670
00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:09,240
Speaker 6: I feel bad that I tried to make jokes. Oh,

671
00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:11,960
Speaker 6: when I hear about someone dying, I have to make jokes.

672
00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:15,000
Speaker 6: I make good jokes in hospital too. I get nervous,

673
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,880
Speaker 6: and it's my defense mechanism.

674
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:20,080
Speaker 1: Listen, I'm not judging you. It's the reason I have

675
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:21,080
Speaker 1: this beautiful car.

676
00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:21,600
Speaker 5: I went.

677
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:26,640
Speaker 6: I don't know how to act when real emotions are needed.

678
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:30,480
Speaker 6: I went to the doctor. My shoulders have been clicking

679
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:33,440
Speaker 6: and have weird bumps in them, and I can't bring

680
00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:35,080
Speaker 6: my arms back. So I went to a doctor and

681
00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:38,400
Speaker 6: I'm like, hey, I got click any bumpity shoulders and

682
00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:41,280
Speaker 6: I couldn't. I kept trying to make him laugh, just

683
00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:45,400
Speaker 6: because I was nervous about things. And then I think

684
00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:50,200
Speaker 6: that I and he was laughing. This doctor's become my friend.

685
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:52,200
Speaker 6: And then he just laughed right through the part where

686
00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:55,640
Speaker 6: he's supposed to tell me what's wrong with me, and

687
00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:57,120
Speaker 6: I feel like I'm.

688
00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:59,760
Speaker 1: Just he's trying to get you to come back. Maybe

689
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:01,560
Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm saying.

690
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:05,400
Speaker 6: I think I'm just My own comedy is going to

691
00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:08,320
Speaker 6: kill me because I can't stop. I didn't stop to

692
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:10,480
Speaker 6: think about what I need to tell him.

693
00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:11,760
Speaker 1: Oh, because you were riffing so hard.

694
00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:13,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm riffing and riffing.

695
00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:14,880
Speaker 6: And then it's like wait, and then the reason that

696
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:18,880
Speaker 6: came here wasn't to do a little concert, or was it?

697
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,800
Speaker 5: Or was it? Now? This is That's my version of

698
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:24,000
Speaker 5: a one man show, one guy in the audience.

699
00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:27,440
Speaker 4: The doctor is different than the new male adult friend

700
00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:31,320
Speaker 4: you've made recently, Right right, two different adult male friends know.

701
00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:36,640
Speaker 5: I exchanged phone numbers with an age appropriate man that

702
00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:37,880
Speaker 5: it's not my new friend.

703
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:41,320
Speaker 6: We go skateboarding and he's also an artist. We have

704
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:43,320
Speaker 6: a lot in common. We were set up by my

705
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:47,440
Speaker 6: buddy Jim. Yeah, I have a new friend in my neighborhood.

706
00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:51,280
Speaker 6: And we go and we go skateboarding, we play but bowlding.

707
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:56,280
Speaker 6: It's very fun. It's weird as an adult to do

708
00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:59,440
Speaker 6: because I meet guys all the time. I'm like that

709
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:02,600
Speaker 6: guy was not And it seems weird ye in your

710
00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:05,120
Speaker 6: forties to say, hey, can I call you sometime?

711
00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:06,000
Speaker 5: I don't know why.

712
00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:09,280
Speaker 4: Well, first of all, because people don't call each other anymore, right,

713
00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:12,240
Speaker 4: just never ask that question again in your lifetime, right right,

714
00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:14,040
Speaker 4: No one wants you to call them.

715
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:16,040
Speaker 5: The answer is no, No, I played it cool. I

716
00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:18,600
Speaker 5: was like, hey, I'll touch you and we'll go skating. Dude, Hey,

717
00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:19,160
Speaker 5: do you want.

718
00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:20,960
Speaker 1: Me to send you an emoji that's hard to interpret?

719
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:24,440
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, sounds good, A yelling shadow profile head.

720
00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:26,040
Speaker 4: Now, what time in the morning do you want it?

721
00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:27,680
Speaker 4: Because I can go as early as six.

722
00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:31,920
Speaker 6: Am, depending on when my phone lets me know you

723
00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:32,800
Speaker 6: sent me something.

724
00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:34,320
Speaker 5: No.

725
00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:36,520
Speaker 6: No, it's been great. I love my new neighborhood. I

726
00:33:36,520 --> 00:33:39,200
Speaker 6: have friends. I have that garden. I mentioned that was

727
00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:40,640
Speaker 6: an exciting part of the podcast.

728
00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:43,280
Speaker 4: You're making friends, you're gardening. You're talking about gardening.

729
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:44,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly.

730
00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:45,680
Speaker 1: It's new life. It's a new life.

731
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:48,640
Speaker 5: I have new gardening friends. Are you going to have

732
00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:50,680
Speaker 5: a party? I hat You're right.

733
00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:52,760
Speaker 6: There's a lot of I got to get to a

734
00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:57,080
Speaker 6: good stopping point of what well I'm now. I'm deciding

735
00:33:57,120 --> 00:33:59,400
Speaker 6: to make my room kind of camping themed. I'm going

736
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:02,600
Speaker 6: to put a over the bed. I'm going to get

737
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:04,840
Speaker 6: some faux grass and put that at the base of

738
00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:10,560
Speaker 6: my tree wallpaper wall, and uh, I.

739
00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:12,800
Speaker 1: Want grass like astro.

740
00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:15,640
Speaker 5: It is not. It's better nascro turf.

741
00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:17,799
Speaker 6: It's the new stuff that people use in lieu of

742
00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:23,000
Speaker 6: growing grass. There's even like fake dried grass in it. Oh,

743
00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:27,160
Speaker 6: it looks very realistic. It's three dollars a square foot.

744
00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:28,920
Speaker 6: It's like a little bit of an investment.

745
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:30,120
Speaker 1: How many square feet did you get?

746
00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:33,719
Speaker 6: I'm gonna get twelve by twelve by two, so we're

747
00:34:33,719 --> 00:34:36,359
Speaker 6: now looking Yeah, twelve by three.

748
00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:38,200
Speaker 5: Okay, I'm gonna get a hundred bucks.

749
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:39,880
Speaker 1: Worth nice and I'm gonna.

750
00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:42,680
Speaker 6: Yeah, and I'm gonna like have it be a wavy

751
00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:46,799
Speaker 6: line like a golf course or something. Okay, Yeah, I'm

752
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:49,080
Speaker 6: going to have that in the corner with maybe a

753
00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:52,720
Speaker 6: Coleman lantern. And it's just going to be a little strange,

754
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:54,560
Speaker 6: I think, But it's what I want to do. And

755
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:57,400
Speaker 6: I want to have my bed tan to canvas stand.

756
00:34:57,160 --> 00:34:57,719
Speaker 5: Over my bed.

757
00:34:58,480 --> 00:34:58,840
Speaker 1: Okay.

758
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:00,520
Speaker 5: There's a hotel I Data.

759
00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:03,680
Speaker 6: In Big Bear and each room was themed camping style

760
00:35:04,719 --> 00:35:06,239
Speaker 6: and I really enjoyed it there.

761
00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:08,239
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think I want to do that to my room.

762
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:11,480
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, you shouldn't do exactly what you want to

763
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:11,879
Speaker 1: that room.

764
00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:15,040
Speaker 6: Do you think I'm describing that strange? Is it strange?

765
00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:18,800
Speaker 1: I'm trying to picture going into that room romantically?

766
00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:20,200
Speaker 5: Oh right, you know what I mean?

767
00:35:20,239 --> 00:35:22,560
Speaker 4: When you're going to bring home one of your twenty

768
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:23,400
Speaker 4: three year olds.

769
00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:25,560
Speaker 5: That you like to bring home, right, right, what's she

770
00:35:25,719 --> 00:35:26,000
Speaker 5: going to.

771
00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:29,839
Speaker 4: Feel about suddenly being on camping and I'm and I'm

772
00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:31,240
Speaker 4: wearing a boy scout uniform.

773
00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:34,600
Speaker 1: You're like, please put on this dead mother dress.

774
00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:37,640
Speaker 6: Please don't mind me. I'm licking a lollipop. I'm wearing

775
00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:39,680
Speaker 6: a propeller hat.

776
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:43,319
Speaker 1: I like my youth and I want to recapture it.

777
00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:47,000
Speaker 6: I do more interesting. Yeah, I think it'll only classy.

778
00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:50,799
Speaker 6: I'm making it sound ridiculous, Okay, but it is. My

779
00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:53,160
Speaker 6: apartment's almost ready. You're right, I should have a party.

780
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:56,240
Speaker 1: Well, I'm just saying I think I think you're ready.

781
00:35:56,320 --> 00:36:00,000
Speaker 1: And you throw really good parties, don't you.

782
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:02,799
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I've thrown parties before. It'll be a good time.

783
00:36:03,239 --> 00:36:06,839
Speaker 4: I think you have a good combination of friends because you,

784
00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:09,200
Speaker 4: of course have the comedy element. But then you pull

785
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:12,600
Speaker 4: in that very for two me, in my opinion, what

786
00:36:12,719 --> 00:36:16,040
Speaker 4: really adds to a party skateboarders.

787
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:18,000
Speaker 5: And civilian civilian skateboarders.

788
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:21,440
Speaker 4: Normal people and skateboarders, which I wouldn't necessarily group together.

789
00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:23,960
Speaker 6: When I lived in Austin, I would throw parties and

790
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:28,320
Speaker 6: it would be exactly half skater dudes and half comedian people,

791
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:30,160
Speaker 6: and it's so fun to watch them interact.

792
00:36:31,239 --> 00:36:34,120
Speaker 4: What I find the times I've seen skater dudes interacting

793
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:38,080
Speaker 4: with comedians is that comedians will joke about shitting on

794
00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:40,560
Speaker 4: the floor, and skater dudes will shit on the floor.

795
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:42,839
Speaker 1: Am I right about that?

796
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:43,760
Speaker 5: Right? Right?

797
00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:46,080
Speaker 4: And they'll be mad if you joke about it and

798
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:47,640
Speaker 4: don't do it, they'll be like, what are you even

799
00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:48,480
Speaker 4: talking about this for?

800
00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:50,520
Speaker 1: You should just be doing it?

801
00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:52,080
Speaker 5: Have I?

802
00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:54,520
Speaker 6: I feel this is every time I say if I

803
00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:57,440
Speaker 6: told this before, it usually is, but you don't notice

804
00:36:57,480 --> 00:36:59,080
Speaker 6: sometimes and it's okay.

805
00:36:59,239 --> 00:37:01,040
Speaker 5: The experience of new for each of us.

806
00:37:01,239 --> 00:37:04,120
Speaker 1: That's the beauty this podcast is neither of us remember anything.

807
00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:06,080
Speaker 5: Our brains are shrinking at the same rate.

808
00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:08,279
Speaker 1: It's so comforting.

809
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:11,080
Speaker 6: I didn't shit on a floor, but I did get

810
00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:13,600
Speaker 6: my mind on a floor.

811
00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:14,520
Speaker 3: By uh.

812
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:17,520
Speaker 6: I was going up and I saw that the girl

813
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:24,080
Speaker 6: recently that owned the cabin, and she told she I

814
00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:26,640
Speaker 6: knew I had gotten away with it without being blamed

815
00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:29,040
Speaker 6: for the vehicle manner on the floor.

816
00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:32,680
Speaker 5: But I went outside and it was winter, and I.

817
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:34,280
Speaker 1: Hate to ask questes.

818
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:39,160
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, you're not going to explain how it got

819
00:37:39,239 --> 00:37:41,640
Speaker 4: on the floor. What the excuses or anything, or do

820
00:37:41,719 --> 00:37:42,680
Speaker 4: you want to skip that part?

821
00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:45,440
Speaker 5: I can. I'm telling it in a weird order.

822
00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:48,440
Speaker 1: Are you going to reveal later? What happened?

823
00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:51,359
Speaker 6: The pipes were shut off at the apartment and so

824
00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:53,839
Speaker 6: or at the cabin. It was a cabin far off,

825
00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:55,840
Speaker 6: and she said we had to go to the bathroom first,

826
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:59,680
Speaker 6: and I ignored those that request, and then once I got.

827
00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:01,000
Speaker 5: There, I really had to go to the bathroom.

828
00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:03,240
Speaker 6: And there was no bathroom up there, and it was winter,

829
00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:07,319
Speaker 6: and so I went outside in the snow and accidentally

830
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:10,040
Speaker 6: the boots I had put on had stepped in it.

831
00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:13,600
Speaker 6: Oh and at night, I went back in and they

832
00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:14,800
Speaker 6: had all gone to sleep.

833
00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:16,520
Speaker 5: They're playing board games.

834
00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:16,920
Speaker 1: It was me.

835
00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:19,000
Speaker 6: I was the third wheel. It was two friends and

836
00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:21,399
Speaker 6: their dates. And I went in and I walked through

837
00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:24,880
Speaker 6: the cabin like it was white, white carpet.

838
00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:25,600
Speaker 1: In a cabin.

839
00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:28,280
Speaker 5: Yes, they're asking for it right exactly.

840
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:30,920
Speaker 6: That's why I felt okay lying and I forgot what

841
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:35,440
Speaker 6: the lie was. But she said recently, she said, remember

842
00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:37,239
Speaker 6: when we went to the cabin and you stepped in

843
00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:40,120
Speaker 6: wolf shit and I so then I realized, oh, I

844
00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:43,840
Speaker 6: could somehow convince them and it was like nineteen ninety

845
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:45,960
Speaker 6: five where no one knew that much about.

846
00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:48,440
Speaker 1: Wolves, right, you couldn't you couldn't google anything.

847
00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:50,120
Speaker 5: I lied. I just lied.

848
00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:51,640
Speaker 1: Wolf verst human shit.

849
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:52,840
Speaker 5: I lied. Good.

850
00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:56,360
Speaker 1: What kind of fucking Paris Hilton cabin were you going to?

851
00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:57,480
Speaker 5: It was beautiful.

852
00:38:57,640 --> 00:39:00,880
Speaker 6: Yeah, they were wealthy, they lived in their was just

853
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:02,080
Speaker 6: people playing polo.

854
00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:05,319
Speaker 5: I'll never forget that. No, really, Yeah, there was a

855
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:07,120
Speaker 5: polo cord in the back.

856
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:08,759
Speaker 1: Did you shoot on the polo court?

857
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:10,760
Speaker 5: No? No, I saved it for the cabin.

858
00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:16,080
Speaker 6: And I knew they some butler would just take They

859
00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:18,520
Speaker 6: had people that worked at the house that they.

860
00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:19,759
Speaker 5: Didn't make eye contact with.

861
00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:24,280
Speaker 6: It's very It's one of my I had first times

862
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:26,800
Speaker 6: feeling really uncomfortable around people with money.

863
00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:31,759
Speaker 5: And her parents were much older and anyway, so I

864
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:36,640
Speaker 5: went up and tracked shipped through their cabin quote unquote

865
00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:38,320
Speaker 5: wolfshit through their cabin.

866
00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:43,040
Speaker 4: Uh. I mean the only the only embarrassing story that's

867
00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:45,880
Speaker 4: similar to that is we one time stayed in my

868
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:53,799
Speaker 4: cousin's uh loft apartment in Portland, me Greg Brren, Lisa Landang, Paul.

869
00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:57,200
Speaker 1: It was a real people, It was a real cavalcade

870
00:39:57,200 --> 00:39:58,359
Speaker 1: of superstars.

871
00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:02,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, Lyn, just having fun and then of course it

872
00:40:02,120 --> 00:40:05,040
Speaker 4: turned very not fun because my cousin's loft he was

873
00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:10,400
Speaker 4: gone for you know, like a month, and he his

874
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:13,279
Speaker 4: loft that it was a shared bathroom. I think they

875
00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:16,160
Speaker 4: call those Jack and Jill bathrooms. So there's a door

876
00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:19,319
Speaker 4: on our side and then a door on the other

877
00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:22,239
Speaker 4: side connecting to the other apartment, and you know what

878
00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:22,560
Speaker 4: I mean.

879
00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:24,360
Speaker 1: And basically the bathroom was in the middle of it.

880
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:27,120
Speaker 4: Oh too sure, and the person who lived in the

881
00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:29,879
Speaker 4: other apartment locked the door so we couldn't get into

882
00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:31,960
Speaker 4: the bathroom because.

883
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:33,880
Speaker 6: I think he thought from the inside, Yeah, my cousin

884
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:35,520
Speaker 6: was gone, I had an apartment like that.

885
00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:37,640
Speaker 5: Then the neighbor did it to me all the time.

886
00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:38,240
Speaker 1: Nightmare.

887
00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:39,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's awful.

888
00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:41,640
Speaker 4: So and because that's back when we were still drinking.

889
00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:44,799
Speaker 4: So then one morning I woke up and I was

890
00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:47,720
Speaker 4: just like I tried to open this door with every

891
00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:49,960
Speaker 4: like knife, and I tried to break into it in

892
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,759
Speaker 4: every way, and finally I just took like one of

893
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:55,000
Speaker 4: their free weekly papers and went up to the roof

894
00:40:56,440 --> 00:41:00,319
Speaker 4: and like and like, like I was training myself as

895
00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:00,840
Speaker 4: a puppy.

896
00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:04,719
Speaker 1: I shot on a weekly paper and then folded it up.

897
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:06,680
Speaker 5: I'm so glad you're sharing this.

898
00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:09,600
Speaker 6: I thought, there's no way you're gonna tell that story

899
00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:13,160
Speaker 6: as embarrassing I was. I felt, you're making me feel better.

900
00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:15,560
Speaker 6: That's why I'm doing it. Thank you for doing that.

901
00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:19,640
Speaker 6: I really put myself out there. Mine's disgusting. And then

902
00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:22,319
Speaker 6: I tracked it through the apartment and then you just

903
00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:24,879
Speaker 6: you just told me about at least you kept it on.

904
00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:25,799
Speaker 5: The roof, I mean.

905
00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:28,080
Speaker 4: And the funniest thing was because I was like, so

906
00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:29,840
Speaker 4: I folded up and I'm like, now I have to

907
00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:31,160
Speaker 4: find a garbage can.

908
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:33,520
Speaker 1: To put human waste it Like this is a bit

909
00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:33,879
Speaker 1: of a thing.

910
00:41:33,920 --> 00:41:36,640
Speaker 4: So they don't put it in the corner, right, put

911
00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:38,319
Speaker 4: in the corner to like take care of it.

912
00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:42,360
Speaker 6: No no, no, no, no, no no, and put baby

913
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:43,200
Speaker 6: shit in the corner.

914
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:47,120
Speaker 4: And Greg Barrett as I'm coming down, No Greg Barrett

915
00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:49,759
Speaker 4: is coming up. It was so hilarious and we were

916
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:51,680
Speaker 4: just like we'd look at each other and we were

917
00:41:51,719 --> 00:41:53,240
Speaker 4: all none of us were getting.

918
00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:54,960
Speaker 1: Along on this trip, and everybody was fighting.

919
00:41:56,080 --> 00:42:00,040
Speaker 4: Everybody was drinking and fighting and it was hilarious and

920
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:02,360
Speaker 4: it was just like and and people were kind of

921
00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:05,200
Speaker 4: mad at me, like because there was no bathroom.

922
00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:06,799
Speaker 1: I was like, we can stay in my cousin's place.

923
00:42:06,840 --> 00:42:08,239
Speaker 4: And then it was just like, there's no bathroom and

924
00:42:08,239 --> 00:42:10,319
Speaker 4: there was no air conditioning and it was boiling hot.

925
00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:13,560
Speaker 6: It was kind of nuts and that somehow that was

926
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:16,600
Speaker 6: your fault that it was a Jack and Jill style bath.

927
00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:20,000
Speaker 4: An unbreakable into I feel like if you have a

928
00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:22,640
Speaker 4: bathroom like that, the lock should be one of those

929
00:42:22,719 --> 00:42:24,520
Speaker 4: kinds that if you stick a butter knife in it

930
00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:25,439
Speaker 4: and turn it, you.

931
00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:28,239
Speaker 1: Can open it from the right side. You shouldn't be

932
00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:30,880
Speaker 1: able to like completely lock the bathroom.

933
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:34,879
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, and that's probably a fire hazard one.

934
00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:37,239
Speaker 6: When I first moved ast and I moved into this

935
00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:42,360
Speaker 6: tiny room, it was above a noodle like a restaurant,

936
00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:47,400
Speaker 6: so it always smelled like good uh like fuh, you know,

937
00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:48,880
Speaker 6: it's like fast or faux or.

938
00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:53,000
Speaker 5: Four or five five faux or FuMB and the.

939
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:54,680
Speaker 1: Neighbors smelled like the blood of an englishman.

940
00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:57,080
Speaker 5: Yes, it very much did. And what do you deal

941
00:42:57,120 --> 00:42:58,600
Speaker 5: with a drunken Irish sailor?

942
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:02,200
Speaker 1: Did you cut his belly with a rust? Yeah?

943
00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:04,960
Speaker 6: So you had I known that back then, my living

944
00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:08,759
Speaker 6: situation would have been fine. The neighbor was a guy

945
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:13,000
Speaker 6: who I would make like we weren't allowed to have

946
00:43:14,239 --> 00:43:17,120
Speaker 6: anything in there, like a hot plate or anything.

947
00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:20,320
Speaker 5: I had a microwave, so everything. There was no kitchen,

948
00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:21,279
Speaker 5: it was just a room.

949
00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:24,680
Speaker 6: Yeah, I would slam the microwave and a half hour

950
00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:27,400
Speaker 6: later he would had there'd be a three page written

951
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:32,360
Speaker 6: note like describing the experience of me slamming my microwave

952
00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:36,600
Speaker 6: and how the sound of it travels down the wall,

953
00:43:36,719 --> 00:43:40,120
Speaker 6: across the floor and against his brain like a rubber malleche,

954
00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:43,040
Speaker 6: and the writing I'd get more intense, and he'd be

955
00:43:43,640 --> 00:43:48,120
Speaker 6: I'll give you two more chances. He told me I

956
00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:51,640
Speaker 6: had a couple more microwave slams before he would have

957
00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:55,320
Speaker 6: to tell the landlord, who was this very stern German

958
00:43:55,560 --> 00:43:58,919
Speaker 6: woman who loved him and didn't like me. One time

959
00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:01,839
Speaker 6: that he did the same thing. He locked the Jack

960
00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:06,040
Speaker 6: and Kill bathroom and I knocked on his door. I'm like,

961
00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:08,239
Speaker 6: I'm sorry, I had to get into my apartment. You

962
00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:13,160
Speaker 6: locked the door, and he was frustrated, shirtless, oddly ripped

963
00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:14,880
Speaker 6: like Ned Flanders.

964
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:17,800
Speaker 5: Oh oh, and he but he get on top like that,

965
00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:18,720
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, Balding.

966
00:44:19,239 --> 00:44:21,480
Speaker 6: Balding always had a band aid on his bald head

967
00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:24,080
Speaker 6: like he shaved it, and every once in a while

968
00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:27,719
Speaker 6: there'd be but he was he was fucking was ripped.

969
00:44:27,520 --> 00:44:28,600
Speaker 5: And his mattress.

970
00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:31,759
Speaker 6: I remember walking through his room and and trying not

971
00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:35,240
Speaker 6: to look at anything, but it was a serial killer

972
00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:38,440
Speaker 6: looking room. His mattress was bound up, rolled up and

973
00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:42,080
Speaker 6: wrapped with like bungee cords. And the noises he was

974
00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:45,520
Speaker 6: making at night I thought were like sex noises. I

975
00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:48,800
Speaker 6: didn't know. But he was boxing. He was punching his mattress.

976
00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:51,200
Speaker 6: He'd be in there boxing. He had a giant computer.

977
00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:54,279
Speaker 6: And then on the wall was pictures of people, and

978
00:44:54,360 --> 00:44:56,640
Speaker 6: I swear that I glanced up and it looked like

979
00:44:56,680 --> 00:44:59,480
Speaker 6: a picture of a of a class of kids.

980
00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:02,160
Speaker 5: Maybe he's uncle, I don't know. There was scary.

981
00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:05,880
Speaker 6: His wall had pictures of and it looked very victimy

982
00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:08,880
Speaker 6: and he was shirtless and it's matt and there was

983
00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:09,960
Speaker 6: no other belongings.

984
00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:11,520
Speaker 5: I'm like, oh, you have no clothes. There was a

985
00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:14,720
Speaker 5: pile of laundry. What city this was in? Austin?

986
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:17,920
Speaker 6: And the letters kept coming and I was getting more

987
00:45:17,920 --> 00:45:20,799
Speaker 6: and more scared. And there was times where he'd be

988
00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:26,400
Speaker 6: sobbing and he would ask for help and I would

989
00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:28,560
Speaker 6: just hide and pretend I wasn't there. He was like

990
00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:30,960
Speaker 6: a crazy person. What did he So I decided to

991
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:34,759
Speaker 6: move out. Yeah, And and the day I was.

992
00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:39,000
Speaker 5: Getting ready and packing, he just knocked on my door

993
00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:41,319
Speaker 5: and he looked all healthy and normally he's like, hey,

994
00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:42,800
Speaker 5: see you later. I just want to say it was

995
00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:43,799
Speaker 5: nice living next to you.

996
00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:46,680
Speaker 6: I got a job in California, so I'm move and

997
00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:50,319
Speaker 6: I'd never heard him say anything, but he wanted to

998
00:45:50,320 --> 00:45:51,720
Speaker 6: shake my hand and say goodbye.

999
00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:53,919
Speaker 5: I moved out because of him, and then he beat

1000
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:54,480
Speaker 5: me to it.

1001
00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:55,919
Speaker 1: And then he's still moving.

1002
00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:58,640
Speaker 6: Yeah, and I wanted to I'm like, wait, I'll stay now,

1003
00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:02,360
Speaker 6: but the crazy bandaid guy murderer left but it.

1004
00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:03,000
Speaker 5: Was too late.

1005
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:04,960
Speaker 1: Oh shit, that asshole.

1006
00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:08,160
Speaker 5: And that's the last time I left alone until now.

1007
00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:09,080
Speaker 1: You know what.

1008
00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:11,319
Speaker 5: Yeah, here he is right now.

1009
00:46:11,480 --> 00:46:15,560
Speaker 6: Oho told you I moved to California. I know neighbor,

1010
00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:22,359
Speaker 6: he really and he wasn't. He was an accountant and

1011
00:46:22,719 --> 00:46:25,600
Speaker 6: that's all I knew about him. And he was athletic,

1012
00:46:25,719 --> 00:46:27,560
Speaker 6: like it did make sense that he is repped. He's

1013
00:46:27,600 --> 00:46:30,959
Speaker 6: riding his mountain bike all the time. But but he

1014
00:46:31,040 --> 00:46:32,480
Speaker 6: was real creepy.

1015
00:46:32,760 --> 00:46:33,000
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1016
00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:37,120
Speaker 4: The crying is tough because it's a lot to be

1017
00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:39,920
Speaker 4: scared of somebody, and that can be like, Okay, this

1018
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:42,440
Speaker 4: is a physically threatening person, and I understand him in

1019
00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:45,480
Speaker 4: this one way, but the crying folds in the humanity

1020
00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:50,080
Speaker 4: of like, oh, we're all just we're all just crumbling interior.

1021
00:46:50,239 --> 00:46:52,320
Speaker 1: Right, it's so sad.

1022
00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:55,000
Speaker 6: I would hear noises and I thought when maybe he's

1023
00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:59,080
Speaker 6: having weird sex, maybe he has a pet chin chill up,

1024
00:46:59,120 --> 00:47:02,400
Speaker 6: maybe that's not maybe, you know, I just couldn't pinpoint

1025
00:47:02,480 --> 00:47:05,680
Speaker 6: all the noises, but it was all weird stuff. Yeah,

1026
00:47:05,719 --> 00:47:09,080
Speaker 6: And I just kind of wasn't paying attention. But once

1027
00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:11,520
Speaker 6: I was paying attention, I'm like, I got to get

1028
00:47:11,560 --> 00:47:13,080
Speaker 6: out of here. This guy's gonna kill me.

1029
00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:14,799
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, I think you were right.

1030
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:17,560
Speaker 4: I think always better to try to move out away

1031
00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:21,080
Speaker 4: from those people because it's where you live.

1032
00:47:21,320 --> 00:47:24,160
Speaker 1: Like, you have to feel safe and relaxed where you live.

1033
00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:26,000
Speaker 1: You know, you can't.

1034
00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:28,200
Speaker 4: You just can't have like a threat hanging over you

1035
00:47:28,239 --> 00:47:29,719
Speaker 4: and pretend that's not going to affect you.

1036
00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:30,799
Speaker 5: Yeah, I was.

1037
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:32,120
Speaker 1: Kind of One day.

1038
00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:34,279
Speaker 4: There was a guy that lived across the hall from

1039
00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:37,880
Speaker 4: me when I lived in my tragic studio apartment on Grace,

1040
00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:40,920
Speaker 4: and I think he was a really nice guy actually,

1041
00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:44,080
Speaker 4: but he came over one time. I think he could

1042
00:47:44,120 --> 00:47:48,120
Speaker 4: smell that I smoked pot and cigarettes and drank, and

1043
00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:50,240
Speaker 4: so he came over one day, knocked on the door

1044
00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:52,880
Speaker 4: and was like, Hey, do you want to watch the

1045
00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:56,520
Speaker 4: Simpsons together? And then I was just like in that moment,

1046
00:47:56,560 --> 00:47:58,880
Speaker 4: I was just like, if I say yes, and like,

1047
00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:00,000
Speaker 4: go into that guy's house.

1048
00:48:00,239 --> 00:48:01,520
Speaker 1: He lives across the hall.

1049
00:48:01,680 --> 00:48:03,160
Speaker 5: It would be even better if he looked like.

1050
00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:08,520
Speaker 1: He did have those kind of eyes where the irises

1051
00:48:08,560 --> 00:48:10,440
Speaker 1: don't go to the bottom. And it scared me.

1052
00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:12,680
Speaker 4: And then when, of course, when I talked about it

1053
00:48:12,719 --> 00:48:14,640
Speaker 4: on stage, which of course I did, I was like,

1054
00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:16,960
Speaker 4: and I'm almost positive there was a fine mist of

1055
00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:22,000
Speaker 4: blood on his face. I was like, no, no thanks,

1056
00:48:22,040 --> 00:48:24,160
Speaker 4: no thanks, But he did. He was just a regular guy,

1057
00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:27,040
Speaker 4: and I was just you know, out of my mind.

1058
00:48:27,120 --> 00:48:30,240
Speaker 5: And and he had he just had bright freckles.

1059
00:48:30,719 --> 00:48:34,040
Speaker 4: He just it was just entirely made up because I

1060
00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:35,799
Speaker 4: was just saying, everyone wants to kill you.

1061
00:48:36,520 --> 00:48:41,480
Speaker 6: A fine mist of blood is a very vivid st He.

1062
00:48:41,440 --> 00:48:44,920
Speaker 4: Doesn't realize the blowback blood from his last victim is actually.

1063
00:48:44,760 --> 00:48:47,239
Speaker 1: Still on his face. Yeah, its me over to watch

1064
00:48:47,239 --> 00:48:48,080
Speaker 1: the Simpson.

1065
00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:51,279
Speaker 6: And then you're gonna call up a spatter technician or

1066
00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:52,560
Speaker 6: whatever the blood spatter.

1067
00:48:53,120 --> 00:48:56,880
Speaker 4: Blood a dexter type just to wipe his face with

1068
00:48:56,640 --> 00:48:58,200
Speaker 4: a with a gloved finger.

1069
00:48:59,080 --> 00:48:59,360
Speaker 5: Yep.

1070
00:48:59,480 --> 00:49:02,600
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, it's like I could have who fucking knows this

1071
00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:03,360
Speaker 1: sliding door.

1072
00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:07,200
Speaker 4: Style that could have been my U the one capital T,

1073
00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:10,160
Speaker 4: capital O and I was a paranoid lunatic.

1074
00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:12,560
Speaker 1: That was just like, I can't you can't be near me,

1075
00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:13,600
Speaker 1: you live too close.

1076
00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:17,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, well you did that. You're making a good point.

1077
00:49:17,320 --> 00:49:20,160
Speaker 6: I really thought there's people that are driving like bats

1078
00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:20,640
Speaker 6: out of hell.

1079
00:49:21,040 --> 00:49:24,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, everyone's a terrible driver. It's just awful.

1080
00:49:24,520 --> 00:49:26,160
Speaker 5: It's been a whole day of that for me.

1081
00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:29,040
Speaker 6: I really again, I want to thank you for telling

1082
00:49:29,080 --> 00:49:32,359
Speaker 6: your Roof Pooh story. You're welcome you really, I can't

1083
00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:34,399
Speaker 6: believe you did. That's one of the nicest things you've

1084
00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:34,880
Speaker 6: done for me.

1085
00:49:34,920 --> 00:49:40,200
Speaker 4: You're always Yes, I liked improv, but also those stories.

1086
00:49:40,719 --> 00:49:44,080
Speaker 4: I've been listening to storytelling podcasts recently where everybody has

1087
00:49:44,120 --> 00:49:46,400
Speaker 4: a shit story and even though it's like it's the

1088
00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:49,840
Speaker 4: funniest thing to tell because it's so humilating, but everyone laughs,

1089
00:49:49,880 --> 00:49:52,360
Speaker 4: because everyone's done some version of it and is keeping

1090
00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:53,040
Speaker 4: it a secret.

1091
00:49:53,320 --> 00:49:55,759
Speaker 6: And I've always wanted to have a group of storytellers

1092
00:49:55,840 --> 00:49:57,480
Speaker 6: and go on the road and call it Tour of

1093
00:49:57,560 --> 00:49:58,840
Speaker 6: duty on.

1094
00:50:00,160 --> 00:50:04,960
Speaker 7: Roll Well line, I'll do it. Oh, yes, the name is,

1095
00:50:05,120 --> 00:50:09,879
Speaker 7: the name is everything. Uh, but it is everyone does

1096
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:11,879
Speaker 7: have no I really did.

1097
00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:16,239
Speaker 5: We. Johnny Pemberton and I have both.

1098
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:20,560
Speaker 6: Had whatever colon issues in the past. It's very serious,

1099
00:50:20,960 --> 00:50:23,480
Speaker 6: but we both had some stories and we talked.

1100
00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:25,960
Speaker 5: That's to her duty. I already had.

1101
00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:27,760
Speaker 1: And can that was yours already?

1102
00:50:27,840 --> 00:50:28,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I didn't.

1103
00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:31,840
Speaker 4: Stephen's choking right now, but I think really subconsciously he

1104
00:50:31,960 --> 00:50:33,320
Speaker 4: wants to tell a poop story.

1105
00:50:33,360 --> 00:50:34,480
Speaker 1: Stephen, get on.

1106
00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:37,840
Speaker 5: You gotta give me a minute. I will think that

1107
00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:40,840
Speaker 5: I know I have one. I mean, I definitely know.

1108
00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:42,600
Speaker 8: I peed in my pants in front of everybody in

1109
00:50:42,719 --> 00:50:45,160
Speaker 8: camp when I was a kid. Oh how old I

1110
00:50:45,200 --> 00:50:49,000
Speaker 8: think I was like eight. But the nicest part was

1111
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:51,319
Speaker 8: when the teacher took me aside to change my pants.

1112
00:50:51,360 --> 00:50:53,040
Speaker 8: She was like, she told me a story about how

1113
00:50:53,120 --> 00:50:55,640
Speaker 8: she peed her pants, like on the freeway waiting in traffic.

1114
00:50:56,480 --> 00:50:58,239
Speaker 5: That was like, that was just nice to hear as

1115
00:50:58,280 --> 00:50:59,839
Speaker 5: a kid. For like an adult to be.

1116
00:50:59,840 --> 00:51:02,520
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, it's okay, it happens all the time.

1117
00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:05,080
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's like Adam Sandler turning to the other kids

1118
00:51:05,120 --> 00:51:07,560
Speaker 6: and saying, hey, peeing your pants is the coolest yes,

1119
00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:08,520
Speaker 6: and then they're.

1120
00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:12,000
Speaker 5: Like, hey, look I'm peeing. Mind also the best saint ever.

1121
00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:14,759
Speaker 4: Have you ever heard Sarah Shaeffer tell that story in

1122
00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:16,879
Speaker 4: her stand up where she was at the grocery store

1123
00:51:16,880 --> 00:51:20,480
Speaker 4: in New York City and she like got off the subway,

1124
00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:22,120
Speaker 4: had to pee, but then had to get some stuff

1125
00:51:22,120 --> 00:51:24,080
Speaker 4: at the grocery store and by the time she was

1126
00:51:24,160 --> 00:51:25,440
Speaker 4: checking out, she had to pee.

1127
00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:28,240
Speaker 1: So bad she just peed standing at the checkout.

1128
00:51:28,840 --> 00:51:31,600
Speaker 4: Wow, she just couldn't hold it anymore and was like

1129
00:51:31,680 --> 00:51:34,600
Speaker 4: She's like, it was like physically painful. It was like

1130
00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:38,000
Speaker 4: a medical emergency. And so she's like, I just stood there, peeded,

1131
00:51:38,160 --> 00:51:43,040
Speaker 4: and then got my groceries and walked away. It's not

1132
00:51:43,120 --> 00:51:45,360
Speaker 4: as you have to hear her tell it. It's so

1133
00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:46,640
Speaker 4: fucking funny.

1134
00:51:46,400 --> 00:51:47,879
Speaker 5: My consciously, Yeah, I've done.

1135
00:51:48,200 --> 00:51:50,640
Speaker 6: I'm one time in Houston driving they have something called

1136
00:51:50,680 --> 00:51:52,680
Speaker 6: the loop and I couldn't get I didn't know where

1137
00:51:52,719 --> 00:51:55,320
Speaker 6: I was, I couldn't get off the freeway. There's cars everywhere.

1138
00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:57,560
Speaker 6: I had to go so bad that I just for

1139
00:51:57,560 --> 00:52:00,000
Speaker 6: some reason. I had a cardboard box in the seat

1140
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:02,640
Speaker 6: next to me. I folded it out, sat on it,

1141
00:52:02,719 --> 00:52:06,160
Speaker 6: and while I drove, and let me tell you, exhilarating.

1142
00:52:06,320 --> 00:52:07,760
Speaker 1: Yes, right, God, what a relief.

1143
00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:08,680
Speaker 5: It feels great.

1144
00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:11,880
Speaker 1: I did that. Once we drank. We were going to.

1145
00:52:11,440 --> 00:52:16,200
Speaker 5: Do what you want.

1146
00:52:18,680 --> 00:52:23,279
Speaker 4: We were driving to go see the cure in San Francisco.

1147
00:52:23,360 --> 00:52:26,200
Speaker 4: We drank the whole way there from Sacramento, and when

1148
00:52:26,239 --> 00:52:29,520
Speaker 4: we got onto the Bay Bridge, I had to pee

1149
00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:29,959
Speaker 4: so bad.

1150
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:32,120
Speaker 1: It was the same situation where I was almost crying.

1151
00:52:32,560 --> 00:52:35,640
Speaker 4: I grabbed a big gulf cup, peed into it in

1152
00:52:35,680 --> 00:52:37,839
Speaker 4: the back seat, and then right as we get off

1153
00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:39,560
Speaker 4: the bridge, the first stop light we hit.

1154
00:52:39,520 --> 00:52:41,600
Speaker 1: I just opened the door and put the big out

1155
00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:45,799
Speaker 1: on the side one, which is disgusting, but I was.

1156
00:52:45,920 --> 00:52:48,120
Speaker 1: It was a genuine emergency.

1157
00:52:49,040 --> 00:52:51,960
Speaker 5: It's I think that everyone hides that.

1158
00:52:52,200 --> 00:52:56,120
Speaker 6: Oh, I mean, I mean we are every time we

1159
00:52:56,160 --> 00:52:58,800
Speaker 6: make a weird noise, it's because we're saying cars almost

1160
00:52:58,880 --> 00:52:59,520
Speaker 6: ran into each other.

1161
00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:03,320
Speaker 4: Because we're German, cars attack other people on the street.

1162
00:53:03,560 --> 00:53:07,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, has that been an hour? I think it has.

1163
00:53:07,719 --> 00:53:11,239
Speaker 4: Right, This is a nice tight this is this one

1164
00:53:11,320 --> 00:53:16,640
Speaker 4: is it's personal, it's clean, it's fast and clean and personal.

1165
00:53:16,719 --> 00:53:17,400
Speaker 5: Don't you think.

1166
00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:20,120
Speaker 6: I'd like to apologize also, not to keep going back

1167
00:53:20,160 --> 00:53:22,120
Speaker 6: and revisiting moments that weren't.

1168
00:53:21,880 --> 00:53:24,680
Speaker 5: Good during the podcast. But I do not like how

1169
00:53:24,760 --> 00:53:25,840
Speaker 5: I made light.

1170
00:53:25,719 --> 00:53:30,319
Speaker 6: Of the murder of Astre's girlfriend that's been eating away

1171
00:53:30,360 --> 00:53:32,439
Speaker 6: at me. Okay, and I if anyone knows her, I'm

1172
00:53:32,480 --> 00:53:36,880
Speaker 6: sorry for your loss and that because it's really sad.

1173
00:53:36,920 --> 00:53:39,160
Speaker 6: But the minute I hear about a murder, I just

1174
00:53:39,160 --> 00:53:40,120
Speaker 6: got to make jokes.

1175
00:53:40,239 --> 00:53:42,759
Speaker 1: I know it's discomfort. It's a very scary thing.

1176
00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:45,640
Speaker 4: You know, we're all gonna die, and whether we die

1177
00:53:45,719 --> 00:53:50,880
Speaker 4: violently at the hand of someone psychotic, or we just

1178
00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:53,040
Speaker 4: fall out of our car and have our head get

1179
00:53:53,120 --> 00:53:54,600
Speaker 4: rolled over by a bus, whatever.

1180
00:53:54,400 --> 00:53:57,120
Speaker 5: It might see aneurysm on the toilet, I was gonna say,

1181
00:53:57,840 --> 00:53:58,359
Speaker 5: shot with.

1182
00:53:58,320 --> 00:54:04,000
Speaker 1: An arrow by a child which is also falling in love.

1183
00:54:05,239 --> 00:54:09,360
Speaker 4: You can interpret it one of two ways.

1184
00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:10,080
Speaker 1: The most.

1185
00:54:13,320 --> 00:54:16,719
Speaker 5: You just turned a murdering a chucky doll nus the

1186
00:54:16,760 --> 00:54:19,839
Speaker 5: menace murderer in the Cupid. All of a sudden, he's

1187
00:54:19,880 --> 00:54:21,600
Speaker 5: wearing diapers because it's the.

1188
00:54:21,520 --> 00:54:22,959
Speaker 1: Same fucking thing.

1189
00:54:23,719 --> 00:54:26,320
Speaker 4: He might as well be a serial killer, that Cupid,

1190
00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:30,400
Speaker 4: the way he destroys lives.

1191
00:54:30,440 --> 00:54:35,000
Speaker 6: Well, that's it right, Yeah, the only what do I

1192
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:37,719
Speaker 6: have to plug? I'm going to Pedaluman doing shows.

1193
00:54:37,480 --> 00:54:39,440
Speaker 1: Where Gin Distillery.

1194
00:54:39,600 --> 00:54:43,120
Speaker 6: Yes, yeah, that's the place. That's the place, and that

1195
00:54:43,239 --> 00:54:45,520
Speaker 6: isn't I was going to see. I mean it's with

1196
00:54:45,640 --> 00:54:49,319
Speaker 6: Caitlin Yill and Jackie Kashion are people that we both love,

1197
00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:55,800
Speaker 6: and that's it's in. I think that's not until it's

1198
00:54:55,840 --> 00:54:57,200
Speaker 6: it's a way's way. I shouldn't be.

1199
00:54:57,400 --> 00:55:00,520
Speaker 1: It's in August still, people time to plant.

1200
00:55:00,680 --> 00:55:03,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, you live in Pedaloma or in the Bay Area

1201
00:55:03,320 --> 00:55:06,399
Speaker 4: and you're up for a good comedy show in Pedaloma.

1202
00:55:06,560 --> 00:55:08,280
Speaker 1: I don't do you know the name of the Gen Distillery.

1203
00:55:08,360 --> 00:55:09,239
Speaker 1: There's only one one.

1204
00:55:09,320 --> 00:55:12,000
Speaker 6: I think it's the Gen Distillery. But I do know

1205
00:55:12,120 --> 00:55:14,840
Speaker 6: that it's going to be on the seventh, seventeenth.

1206
00:55:14,480 --> 00:55:15,600
Speaker 1: Or is it the Mystic Theater.

1207
00:55:16,200 --> 00:55:18,319
Speaker 5: I think it's on the Gin thing sounds better.

1208
00:55:19,840 --> 00:55:21,319
Speaker 1: It's on Corona Road.

1209
00:55:21,400 --> 00:55:24,480
Speaker 4: My sister literally lives three minutes away from that Gen Distillery.

1210
00:55:24,480 --> 00:55:25,799
Speaker 1: So those guys will go watch you.

1211
00:55:26,040 --> 00:55:28,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, you should come with and then we'll podcast now

1212
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:29,120
Speaker 5: on the way and we'll drop you off.

1213
00:55:29,200 --> 00:55:30,040
Speaker 1: Oh my god, but.

1214
00:55:30,080 --> 00:55:32,360
Speaker 5: We can't take you back. We're flying. No, just kidding.

1215
00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:37,160
Speaker 4: I would I would do that. I would totally do that. Yeah,

1216
00:55:37,360 --> 00:55:40,319
Speaker 4: I'll do a drop in tight four. I was gonna say,

1217
00:55:40,320 --> 00:55:43,600
Speaker 4: do you want to understand upon the show? You gotta

1218
00:55:43,680 --> 00:55:44,680
Speaker 4: ease back into.

1219
00:55:44,560 --> 00:55:46,880
Speaker 1: It at some point I'm gonna have to or just

1220
00:55:46,960 --> 00:55:47,920
Speaker 1: leap back into it.

1221
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:51,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, or Stephen, do you have some information Chris Fairbanks

1222
00:55:51,920 --> 00:55:56,240
Speaker 4: dot com slash tour that the Griffo Distillery.

1223
00:55:56,400 --> 00:55:57,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay.

1224
00:55:57,640 --> 00:56:01,080
Speaker 1: Does it say it's on Corona Road or does it? Chris?

1225
00:56:01,120 --> 00:56:02,320
Speaker 5: You have the address on your website.

1226
00:56:02,400 --> 00:56:08,839
Speaker 4: I know the Griffoh Distillery in Pedalama, California, which they

1227
00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:10,840
Speaker 4: I think they booked on a good comedy shows.

1228
00:56:11,239 --> 00:56:15,000
Speaker 6: I'm excited about it. And next month in July, I'm

1229
00:56:15,040 --> 00:56:16,680
Speaker 6: going to be in Austin in Houston.

1230
00:56:17,360 --> 00:56:19,280
Speaker 1: Okay, we'll promote those in the middle.

1231
00:56:19,600 --> 00:56:20,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, just go to my website.

1232
00:56:21,080 --> 00:56:23,840
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Chris, Chris Fairbanks dot com slash tour.

1233
00:56:23,960 --> 00:56:26,600
Speaker 6: Yes, yes, I think that is what it is, or

1234
00:56:26,719 --> 00:56:29,400
Speaker 6: slash shows shows.

1235
00:56:30,719 --> 00:56:33,759
Speaker 4: Come on, I know I call it shows shows with

1236
00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:34,839
Speaker 4: a Z tour.

1237
00:56:34,960 --> 00:56:37,200
Speaker 6: There's so much pressure to string a bunch of them

1238
00:56:37,600 --> 00:56:44,400
Speaker 6: in succession like it's no my sporadic shows take it

1239
00:56:44,719 --> 00:56:47,880
Speaker 6: anywhere I want it to. I just want I just

1240
00:56:48,040 --> 00:56:51,640
Speaker 6: have mine flights. I try and have as many flights

1241
00:56:51,680 --> 00:56:53,200
Speaker 6: a different places as possible.

1242
00:56:53,280 --> 00:56:55,439
Speaker 4: Other than that, you can't promise anything, but you will

1243
00:56:55,480 --> 00:56:56,520
Speaker 4: be flying somewhere.

1244
00:56:56,719 --> 00:57:00,120
Speaker 5: Except for laughs, Karen, I don't.

1245
00:57:00,120 --> 00:57:01,040
Speaker 1: Have anything to plug.

1246
00:57:01,120 --> 00:57:04,239
Speaker 4: I am on vacation soon and I don't want to

1247
00:57:04,280 --> 00:57:06,960
Speaker 4: do anything, and I'm not going to do anything, and

1248
00:57:07,040 --> 00:57:07,359
Speaker 4: no one.

1249
00:57:07,320 --> 00:57:07,880
Speaker 1: Can make me.

1250
00:57:08,120 --> 00:57:10,080
Speaker 5: Well, it's good to see you again, friend, Thank you

1251
00:57:10,200 --> 00:57:11,720
Speaker 5: so much. Good to see you against Stephen.

1252
00:57:12,440 --> 00:57:14,719
Speaker 4: Stephen, thank you for making this happen for it, thank

1253
00:57:14,760 --> 00:57:15,680
Speaker 4: you for being our guest.

1254
00:57:16,280 --> 00:57:17,200
Speaker 1: You are such a good guest.

1255
00:57:17,280 --> 00:57:19,240
Speaker 6: I hate to break it to you all listening right now,

1256
00:57:19,280 --> 00:57:20,880
Speaker 6: but we don't have a guest this episode.

1257
00:57:21,280 --> 00:57:25,000
Speaker 4: We uh, we might as well plug Stephen. Yeah, Stephen

1258
00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:27,360
Speaker 4: has a podcast called the Percast. You have a couple

1259
00:57:27,440 --> 00:57:30,160
Speaker 4: see Jurassic right, Yes, the per Cast?

1260
00:57:30,680 --> 00:57:31,439
Speaker 1: What's the other one?

1261
00:57:31,560 --> 00:57:33,240
Speaker 5: Those are the only two right now? And then and

1262
00:57:33,320 --> 00:57:35,040
Speaker 5: then everything else is exactly right.

1263
00:57:35,280 --> 00:57:37,200
Speaker 1: And then he is the head engineer of the exactly

1264
00:57:37,280 --> 00:57:38,320
Speaker 1: right network.

1265
00:57:39,160 --> 00:57:42,560
Speaker 6: And uh, that's a lofty engineer because there's a lot

1266
00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:45,160
Speaker 6: there's a friend of mine. He used to design uh

1267
00:57:45,360 --> 00:57:48,760
Speaker 6: submarine hatches and I need to design that sauna care toothbrush?

1268
00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:52,080
Speaker 6: You guys are both engineers. It's very You're a sound

1269
00:57:52,160 --> 00:57:55,400
Speaker 6: engineer to live up to. And he's a I don't

1270
00:57:55,440 --> 00:57:59,800
Speaker 6: know engineer. No, no, I think that's when you designed

1271
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:03,320
Speaker 6: our ways in streets. I think a mechanical engineer.

1272
00:58:03,400 --> 00:58:04,800
Speaker 1: Mechanical, mechanical, and I.

1273
00:58:05,120 --> 00:58:11,840
Speaker 5: Am a joke engineer and training, which explains my stripe.

1274
00:58:11,920 --> 00:58:15,800
Speaker 4: And I'm an imagineer, but I don't work for Disney.

1275
00:58:16,120 --> 00:58:18,080
Speaker 4: I'm actually working actively against them.

1276
00:58:18,520 --> 00:58:21,640
Speaker 6: And I'm a rocketeer and I do work for Disney,

1277
00:58:22,440 --> 00:58:24,120
Speaker 6: and I'm an ear nose and throat doctor.

1278
00:58:26,560 --> 00:58:28,920
Speaker 1: Ah this has been Do you need a ride?

1279
00:58:29,680 --> 00:58:30,920
Speaker 6: I am a r.

1280
00:58:34,800 --> 00:58:39,360
Speaker 1: I leave you wanna way back? Either way?

1281
00:58:39,640 --> 00:58:44,880
Speaker 2: We want to be there, doesn't matter how much baggage

1282
00:58:44,920 --> 00:58:50,080
Speaker 2: you claim us time and Tournano and Gabe.

1283
00:58:51,080 --> 00:58:55,600
Speaker 3: We want to send you up instead. We want to

1284
00:58:55,760 --> 00:58:57,200
Speaker 3: welcome you back home.

1285
00:58:59,160 --> 00:59:05,040
Speaker 1: Tell us all that it re scared her? Was it fine? Melbourn?

1286
00:59:20,960 --> 00:59:24,280
Speaker 5: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1287
00:59:24,960 --> 00:59:26,240
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

1288
00:59:26,920 --> 00:59:28,160
Speaker 5: Do you need to ride?

1289
00:59:28,920 --> 00:59:30,200
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

1290
00:59:30,840 --> 00:59:32,680
Speaker 5: Do you need to ride?

1291
00:59:32,920 --> 00:59:34,160
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

1292
00:59:34,800 --> 00:59:35,680
Speaker 4: Do you need.

1293
00:59:42,040 --> 00:59:42,960
Speaker 5: With Karen and Chris

1294
00:59:45,080 --> 00:59:45,120
Speaker 3: H