WEBVTT - Sleeping Security Guard

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for it today

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<v Speaker 1>and the subject is get this guy's my mama needs

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<v Speaker 1>some clothes. Is that about? Wait till you hear it

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<v Speaker 1>got closed close? Well, yeah, you'll find out this one's crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>All right. We'll get into it in just a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>But right now, Junior is in for the nephew with

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<v Speaker 1>today's prank phone call. What you gut for its? Junior?

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I don't know how you do this, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>and keep your job, but this is just what it is.

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<v Speaker 1>Sleeping security gone. See, I don't know how you're securing

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<v Speaker 1>then if you sleep, but sleeping security guard, run it.

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<v Speaker 1>Get security both man, help you. Uh this circuit barely

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<v Speaker 1>is this? Is this a security booth down by the

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<v Speaker 1>by the gate, Yes, sir, this security booth. Yeah. Listen, man,

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<v Speaker 1>it's some people, uh next door to me. They keep

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<v Speaker 1>I'm hearing a bunch of scuffling and stuff going on,

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<v Speaker 1>but I ain't you know, I ain't really show what's happening.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, I know I'm hearing this lady scream or something. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>But I just okay, so you can give us the

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<v Speaker 1>unit number that you're in. We could have somebody come

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<v Speaker 1>right over there and check that out. Hello, sir, sir, um, Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>ok yeah, I gotta I gotta sleep in this auto. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm people next door to me, man, they was,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, they were sitting there. I heard this lady

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<v Speaker 1>screen and I just did. I ain't want nobody to,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, start shooting nothing, because I know they was

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<v Speaker 1>arging pretty pretty heavily. Then I heard it. I know

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<v Speaker 1>they must have been fighting because I hear something I understand, Sir, Sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>what what the unit are? Unions? Hello? Sir? Are you there? Hello? Hello? Hello, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm here. Are you okay? You're security guy? Right, Yes, sir?

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<v Speaker 1>You called us about ten minutes ago, and we've been

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<v Speaker 1>trying to find out with unit you're well. Yeah, Man,

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<v Speaker 1>the people up here, man, they are and I'll be

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<v Speaker 1>I'm hearing mold people over that now. And they're fighting. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>I know I'm here too. It's gotta be too mean,

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<v Speaker 1>and they're fighting this lady over. I hate interrupt you,

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<v Speaker 1>but tell me unit the unit, sir. Some kids over

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<v Speaker 1>that to it, Sir. We need to know the unit

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<v Speaker 1>so that we can come out and investigate Hello, Hello, sir, Hello, Hello, hello, sir.

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<v Speaker 1>Oy Hey, look, I cannot do this all day. I

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<v Speaker 1>am trying to work. I cannot be around with you

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone. Could you please give me your unit number?

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<v Speaker 1>Over that they argument? Man? I know, yes, you have

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<v Speaker 1>said that, they don't argument. I heard you when you

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<v Speaker 1>said that they will arguing, sir. If you just give

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<v Speaker 1>me that unit number that either you're in or the

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<v Speaker 1>union number, you hear the no it's coming from, we

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<v Speaker 1>could have somebody to come over there and check that

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<v Speaker 1>out immediately. So what do unit number? Are you in? Again? Sir?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you do? You do? You? Do? You hear them arguments?

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<v Speaker 1>See let me hear snort? I need the unit no,

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<v Speaker 1>but let me see listen, I gonna put the phone up.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you hear, yes, sir, but I don't hear the

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<v Speaker 1>unit number. I need the unit number. Without the unit number,

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<v Speaker 1>we're just having a conversation. Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello are

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<v Speaker 1>you there? Yoh yeah? Oh An you checked on the people, No, sir,

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<v Speaker 1>we have not checked on the people because we have

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<v Speaker 1>not been able to get the unit number from you. Sir, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>this fall every time you get head of filling keep fall.

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<v Speaker 1>You got to hear it keep fallowe? Hey man, come here, dude.

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<v Speaker 1>This guy follows sleep on the phone. I think it's

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<v Speaker 1>unit out of him to keep falling asleep. Hello, sir, Love, sir, sir,

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<v Speaker 1>hey man, I don't know what unit he is keeps

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<v Speaker 1>falling asleep. Every time I asked you something, he falls asleep.

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<v Speaker 1>He keeps telling me that over that fight. But I

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<v Speaker 1>don't then he won't tell me that. I don't talk.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know to you. What's the would you wake

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<v Speaker 1>up up? Sleep? Hey? I got a guy on the

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<v Speaker 1>phone and he says that they get me here some

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<v Speaker 1>screaming over it by his unit, but keeps following asleep.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't can't get him on, get him to tell

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<v Speaker 1>me with the unit number. Hey, dude, come in listen

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<v Speaker 1>to this. Listen. Hello, I'm gonna need you to wake up, sir. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>could you please give me the un it? Well? I

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<v Speaker 1>gotta ask you something. How come y'all? All y'all do

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<v Speaker 1>is just sit on y'all to watch cars come in

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<v Speaker 1>and out that door and helping people that need helping.

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<v Speaker 1>You shut your housing at me. You needn't do your

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<v Speaker 1>damn job. You read a cop. I'm a read I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a red cop, fall asleep. But give you an't number. Please,

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<v Speaker 1>I give you the new union number. You're ready for

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<v Speaker 1>the union number? Are you? Are you listening to me? Yes, sir?

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<v Speaker 1>Death isn't a few timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 1>You just got right by your co worker. Y'all crazy, y'all.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not funny, man, This is not funny. Y'all. Got

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<v Speaker 1>me out here walking around this conflict looking for people

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<v Speaker 1>and screaming, and you're sleeping every thirty five second. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>put it out. Okay, let me let me ask you something. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>what is what is the baddest radio show in the land? Show? Okay? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Was here? Put up called in there? Man? Man, I

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<v Speaker 1>try to do his job. You sleep seriously, man, seriously,

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<v Speaker 1>but junior, and thank you for that, of course. And

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<v Speaker 1>you what else do you have going on? You've got

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of stuff going on right now. Huh. I've

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<v Speaker 1>been screaming this all week. I might as well just continue.

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<v Speaker 1>is Sunday. Yeah I just found out. Yeah, yeah, I know.

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<v Speaker 1>I ain't seen the Father's Day commercial yet. I'm talking

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<v Speaker 1>about you knew Mother Day was in February. We ain't

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<v Speaker 1>seen the father Day commercial yet. All the restaurants gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be ain't nobody even made reservations. Just walk right in,

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<v Speaker 1>walk all. Why don't wait where you want window? You

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<v Speaker 1>want to sit at, sit anywhere? Your masks ordering it.

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<v Speaker 1>They got plenty. They haven't run out of any out that.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so many losses in that in that's in that

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<v Speaker 1>fish take all the losses. Is ready Mother's Day and

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<v Speaker 1>I lost enter tank. Happy Father's Day, We love you

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<v Speaker 1>Dad's We're just kidding around. Happy Father's Day. Coming up

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<v Speaker 1>next it is the Strawberry letter. Right after this the

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<v Speaker 1>subject my Mama needs some clothes. We'll get into it

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<v Speaker 1>right after this. You're listening to The Steve Harvey Morning Show.