Speaker 1: I leave in I you wanna way back home? Either
Speaker 1: way we want to be there.
Speaker 2: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us.
Speaker 3: Time and a germano engage aid.
Speaker 1: We want to send you off inside. Do you wanna
Speaker 1: welcome you back home?
Speaker 4: Tell us all about it?
Speaker 1: We scared her?
Speaker 5: Was it fine?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 5: Porn?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 5: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 5: Do your need ride? Damn you.
Speaker 2: With Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need a ride?
Speaker 1: This is Chris Fairbanks and this is Karen Kilgera.
Speaker 2: We are driving due east on Hollywood Boulevard, away from
Speaker 2: the urine. Is that how you pronounce it?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 2: Urine your roine, away from the smell of yourine, and
Speaker 2: towards Little Armenia, the place where no one pees. Little Armenia,
Speaker 2: sponsor of do you need a ride?
Speaker 1: Littlemia?
Speaker 4: Hey, When you want to go away from that big,
Speaker 4: huge Armenia and get personal, come on over Little Armenia.
Speaker 2: Just because it's littler doesn't mean the dreams aren't big
Speaker 2: Little Armenia.
Speaker 1: Little Armenia, where are the eyebrows?
Speaker 4: Are? Sure?
Speaker 1: Aren't little.
Speaker 2: Ah, kids has racism from Karen right out of the
Speaker 2: gates as she rounds the corner.
Speaker 1: It's the urine smell that brings it out of me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. God, it's hard to be one love
Speaker 2: jab rule when that pee is well often and.
Speaker 1: When it's kind of nerdy to be one loved rule.
Speaker 2: It's a little bit uh.
Speaker 1: Rostah. People really liked our Michelle Balloon episode. Oh really,
Speaker 1: we get a lot of feedback about it.
Speaker 2: Oh that's uh, and thank you for Michelle Balloon. On
Speaker 2: the last episode. Today, we have a very funny guests
Speaker 2: that we're about to pick up at her dwelling Lazy
Speaker 2: Cooperman one.
Speaker 1: Of my favorites.
Speaker 2: She is one of my favorites.
Speaker 4: I mean, we say that, yeah, but to the individual
Speaker 4: person it applies in a different way.
Speaker 2: It seems like there are police up ahead, there is
Speaker 2: a roadblock.
Speaker 1: Oh, it looks like there's a year and everywhere on
Speaker 1: the streets or.
Speaker 2: Blood considering there's a guy laying down. No, let's not
Speaker 2: let it affect us. We're in a huge city.
Speaker 1: Did you see a laying down guy?
Speaker 2: Karen? People die every day, okay, okay, And what happened
Speaker 2: almost as often as they lay down while peeing. Let's
Speaker 2: hope it's the ladder, or let's hope it's just someone
Speaker 2: that fell off a ladder.
Speaker 1: That's the kind of thing.
Speaker 4: If you tried hard enough, you could convince me that
Speaker 4: that's the thing men like to do, is lay down, waldip.
Speaker 1: You know what.
Speaker 2: There's been times and I'm not kidding where it is
Speaker 2: the middle of the day. You know, I'm forty. Every
Speaker 2: once in a while I have that urgency only reserved
Speaker 2: for a commercial hosted by Wilford Brimley where I must go.
Speaker 2: When you go, I'm gotta go. You gotta go right,
Speaker 2: and you gotta have your diabetes oatmeal. And I have
Speaker 2: gotten out of my car and laid on the edge
Speaker 2: of a curb and pete while laying there, pretending I
Speaker 2: was checking under my car.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's a creative like. No one would question that.
Speaker 2: No, no, unless they get close and say, hey, can
Speaker 2: I help you with this? That a penis That's the
Speaker 2: only time and the whole time.
Speaker 1: Are you like this tire pressure is insane?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm like, ah damn gal valve Hi. I
Speaker 2: knew it was oscillating.
Speaker 1: I stripped the threads and everything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but No, that's when I'm actually talking about my penis. Oh,
Speaker 2: I haven't screw top on top.
Speaker 1: Well, be careful with it. You don't want those threads stripped.
Speaker 2: No, no, the last thing you want is your peenis
Speaker 2: step loose? Oh come on, come on, my own brain.
Speaker 4: Now, if I drive down the street, do you think
Speaker 4: it's going to be murder Central?
Speaker 1: This is the street, right if we go all the way?
Speaker 2: No, I think we've passed the bondies, which they've obviously
Speaker 2: let hit the floor.
Speaker 1: Do you know the number? You could give me in
Speaker 1: some kind of a semaphore signal?
Speaker 2: Yes, I will simply look at my phone. Maybe if
Speaker 2: we uh slow to it cautious speed, I will let
Speaker 2: you know quickly on this unnamed street that the numeric
Speaker 2: value is.
Speaker 4: It is?
Speaker 1: You just should.
Speaker 2: Oh, it was a famous year of war. Yes, isn't
Speaker 2: that curious? So we stopped crazy. That's a lot how
Speaker 2: that war started. They just ended up there and people
Speaker 2: started getting bayoneted. You're giving it away that it was
Speaker 2: the war of eighteen twelve. Ah, well, too bad that
Speaker 2: we didn't mention the street. That's right, that's right. Oh,
Speaker 2: good luck. If you want to stop lazy I'm gonna
Speaker 2: tell her we're here, okay, And I did that great,
Speaker 2: and she will reply and then hilarity wont sue, especially
Speaker 2: when she's talking. I there's a time where Lazzy was
Speaker 2: so funny and it's you can't even hear her voice.
Speaker 2: We did a music video for this band, Lace Curtains,
Speaker 2: which is exciting as a as an alternative comic. You
Speaker 2: feel like a David Cross in a in a A. C.
Speaker 2: Newman video. Sure, so we were comics, but I was
Speaker 2: playing a prop comic and and Lizzie was playing a
Speaker 2: physical Jim Carrey type comic. And so even though the
Speaker 2: audio was just the song, it was the visual was
Speaker 2: us performing and she was over the top. The stuff
Speaker 2: that was coming out of her mouth was just random gibberish,
Speaker 2: and she would act it out, like why are you
Speaker 2: choking me? Because the hands of God or the Holy minister.
Speaker 2: Let's go to church and not get choked. She was like,
Speaker 2: I that is kind of what if. I was laughing
Speaker 2: so hard watching her dude stand up that made no sense.
Speaker 2: And then and then also she brought her keyboard. She
Speaker 2: and she brought a kneboard in that bag. I she
Speaker 2: did say and I didn't run it by you. Karen.
Speaker 2: Will there be room in the trunk for her keyboard?
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I don't know about that kneeboard though.
Speaker 2: If you do, you want me to hold your mic,
Speaker 2: and maybe I will, and I will talk to myself
Speaker 2: as you help. Hey, Lizzie, we are getting Lizzie's equipment
Speaker 2: in the car. Sometimes she uses a keyboard, and when
Speaker 2: she does, everyone loves it, including me. They are you
Speaker 2: can hear the sounds of the if I address that
Speaker 2: is the sounds of the loading taking place. And I'm
Speaker 2: very excited for her to get in the car. It's
Speaker 2: funny when you are by yourself, the sound of your
Speaker 2: own voice is maddening. So I can't wait for them
Speaker 2: to get in before I go crazy from the sound
Speaker 2: of my own voice. Karen is back in and put
Speaker 2: that on your lapel, if you don't mind me making
Speaker 2: people think you're wearing a men's tuxedo shirt. Lizzy Cooperman,
Speaker 2: the government is in the car. There's a microphone. Oh,
Speaker 2: it's between your legs. You obviously already know about it.
Speaker 2: It is Oh great, you sound terrific.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Lizzy Cooperman.
Speaker 2: Ladies in Johneral Lizzie Cooper. Before you got in the
Speaker 2: card Lazy, I was describing the music video you and
Speaker 2: I both starred in That's right, and how you were
Speaker 2: making me laugh even without your words making sense, which
Speaker 2: is you can't say that for most comics like it, I.
Speaker 5: Felt like you knew. I felt like your character was
Speaker 5: inside of you. And before we did that, and you
Speaker 5: didn't even know.
Speaker 2: It, You know, I would agree with that. I make
Speaker 2: jokes about prop comics, as do most comics, but once
Speaker 2: you're holding a Barbie doll with a knife through it,
Speaker 2: you don't know that comedy is about to happen, and
Speaker 2: then you know, and then you pull something else.
Speaker 5: Out led mysterious Bordeners.
Speaker 2: It is a place that you've probably been before. Oh really,
Speaker 2: And in the back is a stage that is beautiful,
Speaker 2: and there's a fountain, and I was already greeted by
Speaker 2: security there when I parked my car nearby. Up ahead,
Speaker 2: try not to look at the murders. Murders, there's murders ahead.
Speaker 2: We just will avoid them. It's never a good sign
Speaker 2: when they pull out six flares. But we're yeah, we're
Speaker 2: about to have a great concert in the back of
Speaker 2: a No who show you guys are doing it is
Speaker 2: called the Master Cleanse.
Speaker 5: Jason Cox and Glenn Fraser.
Speaker 2: I believe Cox and.
Speaker 1: Fraser teams from Arizona? Am I right?
Speaker 2: And a hell of a mid eighties boxing match? If
Speaker 2: I'm wrong, the.
Speaker 1: Cox and Fraser fight. Yes, when Fraser just dropped Cox.
Speaker 2: Oh, he dropped Cox like it was a bag of
Speaker 2: warm bread.
Speaker 1: Oh, Lizzie, where are you from?
Speaker 5: Originally I'm from Minneapolis, Minnesota, Minnesota. I met you there, Yes,
Speaker 5: I did meet you there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so yeah, we were kids.
Speaker 5: We were children.
Speaker 2: That's the sound of my phone dropping and maybe.
Speaker 1: Breaking kids doing comedy together.
Speaker 5: I think we met at act.
Speaker 2: We did meet it. Acme, a club that I find
Speaker 2: trouble getting work. How about you.
Speaker 5: I have not gone back there since. I'm like, I
Speaker 5: left and I never turned back. But kind of I
Speaker 5: haven't been back to ACME at all. I ran into
Speaker 5: Lewis Lee once.
Speaker 2: And is your how's your interaction with him?
Speaker 5: It?
Speaker 2: Do you feel like it's on the tip if it's
Speaker 2: tongue to say, why don't you come back to the club?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: Me either? Me either.
Speaker 5: It was a long time ago, though, and I feel
Speaker 5: like he's kind of a strong silent type he is.
Speaker 2: He carries a big stick.
Speaker 1: He told me that he weeps for both of you
Speaker 1: every night.
Speaker 2: Oh really, yeah, I remember he he was always very
Speaker 2: nice to me.
Speaker 5: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 2: So we can just conclude that topic with that good idea.
Speaker 5: Lewis Lee is nice, So Bardners it's called by Bella.
Speaker 1: Yes, what did someone buyers like by?
Speaker 2: Or is it La poop ell?
Speaker 4: I feel like it's like two lapoo bellas the restaurant
Speaker 4: that's by the UCB Yes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but said Bordener's trademark by another place.
Speaker 5: I just feel like Borders has like such a hard
Speaker 5: sound to it. It's like Borders, Yeah, like it sounds
Speaker 5: like a dog who like lived too long, or like
Speaker 5: a very like Wardner.
Speaker 2: Long of you.
Speaker 5: We've had Burdener longer than we've had Grandma Barners is
Speaker 5: starting to smell.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's seventy eight.
Speaker 1: What was the puppy we got there? We're going to
Speaker 1: replace Bordner with that when he dies.
Speaker 2: I remember as a boy when I first went goose
Speaker 2: hunting with Bordner. He was so filled with energy, bounding.
Speaker 1: Energy that the eighteen hundreds, yes.
Speaker 2: Yes, back it was the year I was the boy
Speaker 2: and the wearer, the red fern grows.
Speaker 5: This is such a luxury being in someone else's car,
Speaker 5: isn't it nice in your car?
Speaker 1: And you know, yeah, you're being chauffeured essentially.
Speaker 2: Damn.
Speaker 5: I feel like Jessica Tandy right now. Don't mind if
Speaker 5: I put in some earphone. I was going to get
Speaker 5: an uber today. I was like, maybe I'll just uber
Speaker 5: to where I'm going, And then I had that kind
Speaker 5: of like guilt, like what if I'm sitting in the
Speaker 5: back and I need my tie, Like I was having
Speaker 5: boundary issues with the idea of getting into the.
Speaker 1: Of an uber.
Speaker 2: Oh really, do not take ubers?
Speaker 5: Often I do, but sometimes I get stressed over the relationship.
Speaker 2: And there will be a relationship, and there will be
Speaker 2: it will be forced upon you, and.
Speaker 5: It will involve cologne, and it will involve cologne, and
Speaker 5: sometimes you tap it and it goes to the wrong
Speaker 5: location accidentally, and then when the person picks you up
Speaker 5: there like I was waiting for thirty minutes at one
Speaker 5: two three two Hobart or whatever, and.
Speaker 1: Like, baby, baby, forgive me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is no way to start. Our relationship is
Speaker 2: out of anger. So how long have you been doing
Speaker 2: comedy and then also driving an Uber. It seems like
Speaker 2: every Uber driver is a comic I haven't met.
Speaker 1: Is that true? That's what they say. Every Uber driver's
Speaker 1: just a comic you haven't met yet.
Speaker 2: What do you do?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 2: Hesitantly, I'll say, oh, I'm a comic, and they usually go, oh,
Speaker 2: me too.
Speaker 5: Oh.
Speaker 4: I never say I'm a comic. When someone asked me
Speaker 4: what I do third grade teacher, no one wants to
Speaker 4: hear about it.
Speaker 2: The conversation is over, I say, magazine illustrator. What do
Speaker 2: you say, Lizzie, I'm.
Speaker 5: Pretty honest about it. Yeah, I don't know. I feel
Speaker 5: like it's the only thing I have to hold on to.
Speaker 5: I don't have anything else, And.
Speaker 4: So you're just ready for that the conversation that comes
Speaker 4: after that of what kind do you do? Can you
Speaker 4: give me an example like that conversation.
Speaker 2: When you when they say, let me hear a joke?
Speaker 2: Do you do your entire frog on a lily pad?
Speaker 1: Bit? My god?
Speaker 2: I would look.
Speaker 5: I'm like, do you have twelve minutes and thirty four seconds?
Speaker 1: Do you ever do? Go? Go Marongo in the back
Speaker 1: of an Uber.
Speaker 4: That's when I first met Lizzie, was when I very
Speaker 4: first started doing stand up again, which was very upsetting
Speaker 4: to me and my hot house flower demeanor.
Speaker 1: And she it was out as Highways member in Santa Monica.
Speaker 5: Highways.
Speaker 4: Oh yes, I knew no one there. I knew the
Speaker 4: guy that invited me to do the show asked me
Speaker 4: on Facebook. So I knew absolutely no one or nothing
Speaker 4: about the show. And Lizzie was like an example of
Speaker 4: a young girl in comedy who's having a great time
Speaker 4: where I was like, oh, I remember.
Speaker 1: This, like it was really it was really funny. But no,
Speaker 1: you were so you were and there was another rule
Speaker 1: that you knew there that.
Speaker 4: You were friends with, and the two of you were
Speaker 4: super nice and really like conversational and stuff. But then
Speaker 4: when I watched you do your said it just killed me.
Speaker 4: You were killing me so horribly because you were singing
Speaker 4: Go Go Marongo and yelling at people about I had
Speaker 4: different stuff.
Speaker 5: I was really good at you, thank you so much.
Speaker 2: Sounds like really lazy, was really shoving it in your face.
Speaker 1: She was quite the showboater back then.
Speaker 5: How did you guys come up with this idea for
Speaker 5: the show.
Speaker 2: I believe Karen thought of it well. Were we were.
Speaker 1: We had a bunch of different ideas.
Speaker 4: We just knew we wanted to do a podcast together,
Speaker 4: and we were just trying to figure out We just
Speaker 4: kept talking about what we didn't like about podcasts, like
Speaker 4: how to make it, Oh, something that was different or
Speaker 4: that would be interesting.
Speaker 1: And we were driving around somewhere I can't remember, did you.
Speaker 5: Ever see six Degrees of Separation? We were thinking of
Speaker 5: all the reasons we couldn't make a film out of
Speaker 5: the musical Cats, and that's when we realized.
Speaker 2: And then we went ahead and ignored all those reasons.
Speaker 2: And the only thing different from a normal podcast is
Speaker 2: we're in a vehicle, right you pretty much? Yeah? And
Speaker 2: that and that we riff well.
Speaker 4: Together well, And I think people do like when comedians
Speaker 4: talk about doing comedy.
Speaker 1: I think people like that. A certain type of person
Speaker 1: likes that.
Speaker 2: So the type of person listening, thank you for being
Speaker 2: that person. Hi, how are you out there? Hey? Yeah,
Speaker 2: we were going to do a drive time morning radio podcast.
Speaker 2: That would have taken a lot of work.
Speaker 4: I remember you getting super excited about that, and like me,
Speaker 4: getting excited him septually, but then immediately thinking of all
Speaker 4: the work. Sitting in front of an old fashioned Stephen j.
Speaker 4: Candell typewriter has the type.
Speaker 2: Type type all day and this and ripping out the
Speaker 2: paper and going with your mouth bam and as slowly
Speaker 2: settles to the know, whate I'm talking about? Good dog boo?
Speaker 2: Sit right, Okay, thank you all of them. You're welcome.
Speaker 5: So, Karen, we watched the I almost said the super
Speaker 5: Bowl together. We watched the Oscars together.
Speaker 2: Yes, which is the super Bowl of acting, the super.
Speaker 5: Bowl of acting. And I remember we were really upset
Speaker 5: by the back draper like this set. We were like,
Speaker 5: this is the worst set. It looks like a bunch
Speaker 5: of broken can openers. We were feeling it so passionately
Speaker 5: that night.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember.
Speaker 5: I don't know if you remember the set well.
Speaker 4: Yes, because it was like it started off with the
Speaker 4: they always have this for Volski crystal shit. But then
Speaker 4: the it was like they tripled down and put it.
Speaker 4: Wasn't it hanging Oscars all in all different directions.
Speaker 5: It was just like too many ideas. It looked like
Speaker 5: a junk drawer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was crazy.
Speaker 5: The next day I went into work, I'm like, guys,
Speaker 5: we have to do something about the set, and no
Speaker 5: one else noticed it. I was like, oh, that night.
Speaker 5: It seemed like it was the only thing that people
Speaker 5: would be talking about.
Speaker 1: It was so obnoligious.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I liked when I can't remember if it was
Speaker 4: you were Georgia when the woman they won the Oscar
Speaker 4: for documentary about suicide, and then the woman who was
Speaker 4: accepting said it's time to start the dialogue about suicide.
Speaker 1: Was that you think right now? It was Georgia, right now?
Speaker 5: It was.
Speaker 1: We were laughing.
Speaker 2: It's never a bad time to talk about suicide, and it's.
Speaker 4: Never a bad time to recap jokes you told at
Speaker 4: an Oscar party, Right.
Speaker 2: That's what I meant to say.
Speaker 1: But we did have a good time.
Speaker 2: I don't I'm am I not cool. I don't think
Speaker 2: I've been invited to an Oscar party. Do I just
Speaker 2: do guys and be honest? Does it seem like I'm
Speaker 2: someone that just doesn't keep up with movies.
Speaker 1: Well, you do seem like a skateboarder.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I am a kind of skaty Ooh, I wonder
Speaker 2: who's doing the handrail here at Hollywood.
Speaker 1: High see that You're always talking about it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I mean, look at it. It's twenty stairs long.
Speaker 2: Kids just leap onto that handrail. And slide down.
Speaker 1: Would you do that? Would someone do that on a skateboard?
Speaker 2: Oh? Many kids can do that now, No, that's too
Speaker 2: There was a time the time when I would think
Speaker 2: about doing that and probably would not have unless it's
Speaker 2: maybe a standard board. No, it's too long and scary.
Speaker 1: It's so long.
Speaker 2: And uh yeah, there's kids that just do it willy
Speaker 2: nilly wow?
Speaker 4: I mean, and now are they the ones that don't
Speaker 4: really have parents? Is that why skate kids get good
Speaker 4: at skaboard?
Speaker 2: I am so offended? Really, No, I mean you have
Speaker 2: to have someone that says, hey, it's okay if you
Speaker 2: wander around the streets whenever, long often enough to where
Speaker 2: you get good at it. Yes, you're right. There is
Speaker 2: a direct link to latchkey parenting. Yeah, and being good
Speaker 2: at skapboard.
Speaker 4: Let's be a little Maybe it's like it's a working
Speaker 4: single mom who's doing her best, but she just can't
Speaker 4: be there.
Speaker 2: Hey, you just described Lynn Fairbanks. My mother.
Speaker 5: She tried, she did, she tried, her parents impressed. Was
Speaker 5: she impressed by skateboarding or.
Speaker 2: Was she like I like that? She was, and she
Speaker 2: would watch me in front of the house. And then
Speaker 2: when I would get arrested or get a ticket. She
Speaker 2: worked at city hall and she would go and yell
Speaker 2: at the cops. Nice and she said, well, build a
Speaker 2: skate park. And yeah, my mom was one of the
Speaker 2: first motherly voices saying build these kids at skate park,
Speaker 2: which I always appreciate. And did they They did eventually,
Speaker 2: They did eventually, but that was by the way. Then
Speaker 2: then I was already arthritic, and I was just behind
Speaker 2: the scenes helping, helping, yes, helping with fundraising and clerical work.
Speaker 1: Now, when you were a teen, how did you rebuild uh,
Speaker 1: Scotch guard?
Speaker 5: I did inhaled Scotch guard. I grew up by a
Speaker 5: lake and my friends and I would go in the
Speaker 5: cabinet and take whatever said do not inhale and then
Speaker 5: we would spray it on a sock no yeah, and
Speaker 5: then go out on the lake. We always brought like shampoo.
Speaker 5: We were like, let's get high and wash our hair.
Speaker 1: You would have Scotch guard and wash your hair.
Speaker 5: Huh yeah on the lake in Minnesota. I did that.
Speaker 1: Brain damage from that.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's why it feels good. It's your brain
Speaker 2: being damaged.
Speaker 1: Everybody came through Okay.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think you came out. Okay, I think I did.
Speaker 1: Whose idea was it?
Speaker 5: It is funny that you my friend Michelle. I had
Speaker 5: a friend named Michelle who was kind of like the ringleader.
Speaker 1: Nice, but here's Michelle and all the Michelle's out there.
Speaker 2: What's the Scotch Garden.
Speaker 5: Like rebelled out of what I'm oh, no, it's very
Speaker 5: I only said two things. When I did it over.
Speaker 5: I'd be like, I can't even see it, but red,
Speaker 5: I can't even see it, but red, or I say,
Speaker 5: everything is rewinding, everything is rewinding. I didn't do it
Speaker 5: all the time. I feel like I'm exaggerating, but even
Speaker 5: just doing it's something that even just the metaphor of it,
Speaker 5: like if you do it a couple of times, it
Speaker 5: feels like you were really like involved.
Speaker 2: So it's not the movie.
Speaker 5: Someone who was always like, no, I can't run for president.
Speaker 5: That was like always the threat. My sister used to
Speaker 5: always say that.
Speaker 2: I would be worried that the threat is along with
Speaker 2: making them kind of waterproof, doing coating your lungs, because
Speaker 2: the Scotch Guard just waterproofs shoes. Yeah, what is it
Speaker 2: doing to your life?
Speaker 5: I never, yeah, I would.
Speaker 2: I'm too paranoid to just grab whatever says do not Now.
Speaker 5: I used to not be that way.
Speaker 4: Well, because you're young and you kind of think if
Speaker 4: it's Michelle's idea, everything's cool.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm watching them do it. I think I was
Speaker 5: the last also to join.
Speaker 2: I you know what I always was. I would not
Speaker 2: succumb to peer pressure until the last minute, and then
Speaker 2: I would go farther than anyone.
Speaker 1: With it.
Speaker 2: On the right, here is where I parked my car.
Speaker 2: If you don't mind, I want to look at that sign.
Speaker 2: It says Thursday Friday Saturday eight pm. You can't be there,
Speaker 2: but it's Sunday, so I can be there. Okay, I'm
Speaker 2: not worried about it.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't all the rules are off on Sunday.
Speaker 2: I wasn't. Yeah, unless unless you're talking about the eyes
Speaker 2: of God, the rules are on lazy. You're a very Christian,
Speaker 2: aren't you.
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: I didn't think, so I asked the opposite of it,
Speaker 2: of a question you.
Speaker 1: Like to ask no questions.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, were you ever? Did did you ever go
Speaker 2: to church?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 5: I'm Jewish, so my family went to there's churches. Yes,
Speaker 5: you went to Sinegage.
Speaker 2: I actually did go to church.
Speaker 5: I went to and I went with a friend. I
Speaker 5: was interested in the Mormon religion. I had a Mormon
Speaker 5: friend and I went with her a couple of times
Speaker 5: at like five am to there.
Speaker 2: Did you go? Because seminary it's oh, yeah, yeah, that
Speaker 2: I think you're right about that. Didn't Did you go?
Speaker 2: Because it seemed like all your Mormon friends were happy
Speaker 2: and had big, happy families.
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, I kind of didn't understand it. They were nice,
Speaker 5: but they were like, this is Lizzie, she's Jewish, very
Speaker 5: friendly Minnesota.
Speaker 2: But yeah, and then when what did they do when
Speaker 2: they actually, oh really, yeah really in Minneapolis.
Speaker 5: M h m hmmm, m indeed we did.
Speaker 2: After you announced your cause I've I've told this story before,
Speaker 2: but I was welcomed into a into a Mormon household,
Speaker 2: and then I used the Lord's name in vain and
Speaker 2: I had to leave. And they had trampolines and trapees
Speaker 2: and ropes, and and then I was so excited to
Speaker 2: play on them. And then I said, Jesus Christ when
Speaker 2: a kid was swinging on a rope, and they asked,
Speaker 2: and they I either had to sit or I had
Speaker 2: to leave. Is that what happened when you announced you
Speaker 2: were doing.
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 2: Good?
Speaker 1: It's about to leave.
Speaker 5: One time someone asked me to leave their house for
Speaker 5: saying the work. Really when I dropped a morocca. Oh,
Speaker 5: I used to swear My dad's were a lot. So
Speaker 5: I just picked up the you and you said you
Speaker 5: dropped and was like I think.
Speaker 2: I was like, I was hoping you dropped it because
Speaker 2: you just wanted to leave in it with a musical punch.
Speaker 5: It was like, that's so not an aggressive a F
Speaker 5: word if it's me punishing myself, you know. Yeah, I
Speaker 5: was really just mad at myself. I wasn't like your
Speaker 5: cheap morocca.
Speaker 2: Oh you dropped them. You said fuck because you dropped them.
Speaker 5: I dropped it and it broke cool.
Speaker 2: I thought I wanted you to say fuck and then
Speaker 2: fling a morocca and then get upset and it's like, hey,
Speaker 2: don't don't try and.
Speaker 1: Bring your latina up in here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, take your pencil, dan and eyebrows elsewhere.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
Speaker 4: For some reason, that makes me think of the one
Speaker 4: time that really stands out when I got in trouble
Speaker 4: as like a seven year old. I was sitting we
Speaker 4: were watching like a horse training or something at the
Speaker 4: county fair, which we used to go to it in
Speaker 4: northern California, and we were in four each, so we
Speaker 4: would go and stay at the fair.
Speaker 1: For the week and show sheep and do ship.
Speaker 5: What did you show the actually in for age? I
Speaker 5: always felt like that was just like an imaginary like
Speaker 5: something in books.
Speaker 1: No, it's real, it's super real. It's real country.
Speaker 4: You would take your sheep that you raised and you'd
Speaker 4: bring them into a ring and then the farmers would
Speaker 4: come in and they would auction off the sheep and
Speaker 4: you know, if you raised.
Speaker 2: It, well, you got first place you raised hands on
Speaker 2: were Yah. Yeah, I had.
Speaker 4: I had to get up every morning and run it
Speaker 4: and feed it and water them and do it after school.
Speaker 4: And we were like uh, free manual labor at my
Speaker 4: aunt and uncle's ranch which was next door to our house.
Speaker 4: So we'd go there every day after school and then
Speaker 4: just do stuff.
Speaker 5: I did not know you would access to all those animals.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: And that's why I don't care about animals that much,
Speaker 4: because like when people get so crazy about like animal
Speaker 4: rights or like burst into tears, it's so funny to
Speaker 4: me because I grew up with like people being like, hey.
Speaker 1: Should I go out and shoot some of those cats.
Speaker 1: That was like a constant oh wow conversation at my
Speaker 1: aunt's house. I think, who's gonna shoot those cats?
Speaker 5: Oh my god?
Speaker 2: Did what were the cats doing? And they're just too
Speaker 2: many of them?
Speaker 4: Yeah, they were just end up being twenty five cats
Speaker 4: all of a sudden, and so they'd have to get
Speaker 4: rid of some.
Speaker 1: It was pretty dark, but that is.
Speaker 2: The darkest I love cats, Karen, Oh.
Speaker 4: No, I do too, But like I guess, when I
Speaker 4: was growing up, it just wasn't Nothing was very romanticized.
Speaker 4: It was like you were raising sheep, but you were
Speaker 4: raising them to eat them. You're raising cows.
Speaker 5: But you know, when I saw the show Horders for
Speaker 5: the first time, I was As I watched that show,
Speaker 5: I found myself liking cats last, but just because they
Speaker 5: were portrayed in such a garbage like yeah way, and
Speaker 5: I was like this, it's not the cat's fault, but
Speaker 5: maybe something in me identified with the like pruly you.
Speaker 2: Were, you were holding it against the cats.
Speaker 5: I saw myself in the cat and therefore despised the cats.
Speaker 1: Get into like the crap and like burrow in there
Speaker 1: and live in there, or.
Speaker 5: They just kind of are coming out of nowhere. With
Speaker 5: like crust on their faces, like, yeah, you just don't know.
Speaker 5: It's kind of like they're crawling out of the unknown
Speaker 5: a little bit.
Speaker 2: And I love cats and I and I defend them
Speaker 2: all the time. But when I got the bit of
Speaker 2: news about their urine being like a addictive chemical to
Speaker 2: cat owners, they really it's bad. Yeah, it's like it's
Speaker 2: bad for you, but it's also there's something about it
Speaker 2: your body gets. That's why people become crazy cat ladies
Speaker 2: are crazy cat men. It's they. It's they, whether they
Speaker 2: know it or not, are addicted to the UREA wow,
Speaker 2: someone could look that up and and but I do.
Speaker 2: I've dropped some facts about cat urine in the past,
Speaker 2: one of them being when it hurts for them to pee,
Speaker 2: it's because they have a some kind of a pain
Speaker 2: and so they pee throughout the house. That that I know.
Speaker 2: When a cat's like, why'd you pee on my bed,
Speaker 2: they'll be like, because my little weird red cat dick hurts.
Speaker 2: But if you, you know, if they do it enough,
Speaker 2: it turns out you you start to like it interesting.
Speaker 2: It's disgusting. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. As if people need
Speaker 2: another reason to not like.
Speaker 1: Cats more, Yeah, you're the one spreading it.
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 2: Well, it's part of my weird platform. I want people
Speaker 2: to like cats more. But first I'm going to horrify
Speaker 2: you with little facts.
Speaker 1: Uh did you ever have a cat?
Speaker 5: Yeah? I had a cat growing up. He was an actor.
Speaker 5: His name was Tabitha, and he was like in a
Speaker 5: play with my sister.
Speaker 2: A boy cat named Tabitha. Yeah, carry on, his.
Speaker 5: Name was Tabitha in the play. So we kept and
Speaker 5: I guess he was biting people. So my sister brought
Speaker 5: him home and he was our cat.
Speaker 2: During the performance or just like in the green room, and.
Speaker 5: Like the actor, Like he just wasn't like the actor
Speaker 5: they had hoped he would be. It's like, I don't
Speaker 5: know how the new cat. I don't know how they
Speaker 5: got him to like sit on the desk. Well, Beatrix
Speaker 5: Potter summons the other the other animals and what what
Speaker 5: was this? A production of Potter's Christmas.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, which which is a play already.
Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, so my sister cats.
Speaker 4: Like, it's all humans dressed up as cats. And then
Speaker 4: the one real cat they hired, they took a chance.
Speaker 1: That's so true.
Speaker 5: They were all everyone else was dressed as an animal.
Speaker 2: One of the places one of my cats was euthanized
Speaker 2: and Missoula was a place called Cats on Broadway. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and they had there was like piano keys and cameras
Speaker 2: and like like famous cats come here to you know,
Speaker 2: have a finger put in them for testing or maybe
Speaker 2: put down, but they they it's as famous as they
Speaker 2: can get. Is to be at Cats on Brock horrible.
Speaker 4: It is because like most people are at the vet,
Speaker 4: something bad has happened to their cat, right, so they
Speaker 4: don't want You don't necessarily want a theme while you're there.
Speaker 2: It's just I think it was a theme for the sign.
Speaker 2: It's like cat they aren't going to be wearing top
Speaker 2: hats and there won't be piano playing. But the sign
Speaker 2: did suggest that that you bring them in and they
Speaker 2: just put a top hat on your cat, which I mean,
Speaker 2: if we all stop and think about our favorite cat
Speaker 2: growing up wearing a top hat, I think it makes
Speaker 2: us all happy.
Speaker 1: It's pretty great.
Speaker 5: Yeah, So you didn't have pets even though you worked
Speaker 5: on the farm.
Speaker 4: Oh no, we have, Like we did have dogs and
Speaker 4: cats and stuff, but we just weren't like, I don't know,
Speaker 4: farm people are very It's almost like their their employees
Speaker 4: as well, Like you have to do your part. You
Speaker 4: can't just you can't just hang out as a cat
Speaker 4: and get free food.
Speaker 1: That won't that won't fly.
Speaker 2: No, your no, cats have to pull just like anyone
Speaker 2: on a ranch. You gotta do your your portion of
Speaker 2: the work. And even if that's the emptiest saucer.
Speaker 5: Are you a fan of the movie, Babe?
Speaker 1: I love that movie.
Speaker 2: I do, like Wait, babe, colon a Pig in the
Speaker 2: City or just okay, I wasn't.
Speaker 5: I wasn't as thrilled with Pig in the City.
Speaker 1: It was crazy.
Speaker 5: It was with that Rundown hotel.
Speaker 1: And the that's talk about dark. That was a dark movie.
Speaker 2: That was Yeah, a pig has no reason to be
Speaker 2: in the city and it's only dangerous.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a little hoofs on the sidewalk.
Speaker 2: No, was was, babe, one of those I can't remember
Speaker 2: right now if they computer animated his mouth and lips
Speaker 2: when he talked, or if they just put some peanut
Speaker 2: butter in there and had him cheer away.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 5: No, it wasn't like the like, you know, the trick
Speaker 5: of how to get a pig looks like it's talking. Yeah,
Speaker 5: they do the old peanut butter on.
Speaker 2: The well it's it was. There was a there was
Speaker 2: a point in the dog and cat food commercials where
Speaker 2: you know, you would that is what they did. The
Speaker 2: dog would be like, aren't want some cribbles and bits?
Speaker 2: But his tongue is He's obviously licking the inside of
Speaker 2: his mouth because some uh, you know, first a d
Speaker 2: put some peanut butter in there, and then after a
Speaker 2: while they just start computer animating the lips and something
Speaker 2: was lost. I felt this is bad. Yeah, move out
Speaker 2: of the way.
Speaker 5: God.
Speaker 2: Every CMW driver has to be the same, don't they.
Speaker 1: Lizzie, do you know what your set is going to
Speaker 1: be tonight?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 5: I actually thought about it a little bit. There's a
Speaker 5: joke I keep doing this where I'll have a show
Speaker 5: and I'll be like, I have to do that one
Speaker 5: joke and I don't do it.
Speaker 1: Why do you think you don't do it?
Speaker 5: It's just not there in my brain yet.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
Speaker 5: It doesn't appear like there's nowhere for it to naturally go,
Speaker 5: So my brain just doesn't go there, even though I
Speaker 5: have it written down, Like, do.
Speaker 1: You want to it out loud right now?
Speaker 5: Do you want me to?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: And do it like full boar as you're on stage.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Really, it's pretty big. It'll be as big as you
Speaker 1: want me.
Speaker 5: I'm really over selling it, guys.
Speaker 1: This is going to be amazing.
Speaker 5: This is a lot of girls like to look good
Speaker 5: when they see their acts. I like to look like
Speaker 5: I just crawled out of a junk yard like it was,
Speaker 5: especially if he's with his friends, because then I can go. Yeah,
Speaker 5: me and Tyler we used to do it. We did
Speaker 5: it all the time. We did it everywhere. You can
Speaker 5: keep your head on top of me.
Speaker 3: One time we did it on the top of it
Speaker 3: stack empty una fish can isn't that Tyler wait is
Speaker 3: gonna be so much better?
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 5: I love that we did it all the time. We
Speaker 5: did it everywhere. It's a physical bit, I see.
Speaker 2: I only imagine the gesticulation.
Speaker 5: The rest of my set. I got it. I it's.
Speaker 2: It started. It started right where you ended with your
Speaker 2: fear of cats that live in a horder house.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that's true. Yeah, so let me do that, okay.
Speaker 5: I also have a joke about horny goat weed. Are
Speaker 5: you familiar with that product?
Speaker 2: What does it do?
Speaker 5: It's an aphrodisiac that they sell the grocery store. Wait,
Speaker 5: and it's always in like a black packet with like
Speaker 5: neon green font.
Speaker 2: Is that what the horny stands for?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I thought it was something else. I thought it was
Speaker 2: for kidney health or something. Oh gross, my mom took
Speaker 2: horny go weed.
Speaker 1: Hold on, is it a you think you're saying John's wart?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: No, that I thought was for warps.
Speaker 5: Chris. You might be right, and I may have just
Speaker 5: always made that assumption.
Speaker 2: I wonder, No, I don't. I think you're right the
Speaker 2: more I think about it. You know, when I've on
Speaker 2: a night, I'm in a in a wall of greens,
Speaker 2: and I feel lonely and I want to get a
Speaker 2: extense pill or something, I think more often than not
Speaker 2: it's gin sing and the goat of hornyweed, the harny
Speaker 2: goat of wwets, the horny eat. I think. So you're right.
Speaker 5: Are you performing tonight, Karen?
Speaker 1: No, I'm just dropping off. You are?
Speaker 5: What are you? What is the rest of your night
Speaker 5: going to look like mine?
Speaker 1: Why? My night? God? I hate to think of it.
Speaker 5: I hate what is in your Netflix que?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's well, I lost my ATM card last week,
Speaker 4: so now I can't get anything on Apple TV or
Speaker 4: or and the last time I tried to look at
Speaker 4: wouldn't let me look at even it wouldn't let me
Speaker 4: use Apple TV because my it basically said my card
Speaker 4: doesn't work.
Speaker 2: Oh, because you're waiting for a new card.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, you have to when I get the new
Speaker 1: kind of program.
Speaker 2: I hate that financial purgatory.
Speaker 4: They do not let you slide for one day. It's
Speaker 4: like they know the second they don't have that tap
Speaker 4: on your money.
Speaker 2: So wow, it seems like that Netflix is only in
Speaker 2: it for the money.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I mean a lot of those businesses are.
Speaker 2: Yes, it the smarter ones, the ones that work.
Speaker 4: But so it'll probably be watching some whatever's on tv TV,
Speaker 4: probably looking too much at Twitter.
Speaker 5: Are you a Twin Peaks fan?
Speaker 1: I did like it a lot, not to watch again,
Speaker 1: though I liked it the experience I had the first time.
Speaker 5: Mm hmm.
Speaker 4: But I think I've tried to watch it again a
Speaker 4: couple of times and just got really frustrated.
Speaker 2: They're bringing that back, right, No they.
Speaker 1: I think they said they're not going to now because
Speaker 1: David Lynch wouldn't right.
Speaker 5: I want to Transcendental Meditation workshop last week?
Speaker 2: What is that talk about that.
Speaker 5: David Lynch is a big supporters the word proponent of
Speaker 5: transcendental meditation. It's basically they talk about how you They
Speaker 5: give you a mantra, and then you work with an instructor.
Speaker 5: It's kind of a traditional there's something about it that
Speaker 5: they want you to work one on one with someone
Speaker 5: to make sure you're doing it correctly, and then supposedly
Speaker 5: you reach a state of pure consciousness.
Speaker 2: Who is this a thing where you exit your body
Speaker 2: sort of?
Speaker 5: Or no?
Speaker 2: No, okay, good. I don't like that.
Speaker 5: You don't exit your body. I think you go deeper
Speaker 5: into your brain.
Speaker 2: Oh I don't even like that either.
Speaker 5: But there is something about going into a part of
Speaker 5: your brain that you've never that you never didn't know
Speaker 5: about previously.
Speaker 2: That scares me. Yeah, I don't know why.
Speaker 5: It's like it reminds me of like swimming in the
Speaker 5: like the dark, like or Lex Luthor's pool.
Speaker 2: But it's good.
Speaker 4: The limited amount of meditation that I've done, that idea
Speaker 4: that you are just trying to put a little bit
Speaker 4: of space between your thoughts like that.
Speaker 1: Someone told me that would that should.
Speaker 5: Be the goal? Oh that's interesting.
Speaker 4: Yeah, just like because you know you're it's just constant this, this, this,
Speaker 4: like your brain is constantly serving alf a bunch of
Speaker 4: crap if you can just get it quiet for three
Speaker 4: seconds in between thoughts and then you're trying to make
Speaker 4: that space bigger.
Speaker 1: That's how I looked at it and like it. But
Speaker 1: you know, I thought might not be the same kind.
Speaker 2: But Lizzie, have you do you have friends that do
Speaker 2: this uh ayahuasca thing where it's like that's but it's
Speaker 2: a drug. You take a drug, but there's a shaman,
Speaker 2: which is the only reassuring thing about it is there's
Speaker 2: someone there that is traditional and trained in going with.
Speaker 5: Really, I didn't know that. I just thought it was
Speaker 5: like the first time I heard about ayahuasca was like
Speaker 5: what like I couldn't wrap my head around me either.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, like.
Speaker 5: Tree sap and then I don't know, I've never I
Speaker 5: have very little experience with drugs.
Speaker 2: Oh you've never done where cards?
Speaker 5: Only a household?
Speaker 1: I like it in the house.
Speaker 2: Gymnastic drugs.
Speaker 1: If you want, do you like transcendental meditation? Is it
Speaker 1: like a thing that you're doing.
Speaker 5: I'm thinking about doing. I'm thinking about going because you
Speaker 5: have to commit to it, like it's kind of expensive,
Speaker 5: and then you do four days and it has to
Speaker 5: be in a row of training, and I feel like
Speaker 5: I would like to do something like that or learn French. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I'm just kind of in a place where I feel
Speaker 5: like I need Is it the summer of your senior
Speaker 5: year enhance my existence? Yeah, it is the summer of
Speaker 5: my senior year. Do you speak any foreign languages? No?
Speaker 2: And I do mean no in Spanish.
Speaker 4: I took French for two years in high school, so
Speaker 4: I can like kind of put a couple of words together, but.
Speaker 1: Not in any real way.
Speaker 2: You have to stick with it in my experience, or
Speaker 2: it just disappears because I took two years in college,
Speaker 2: which is more I'm trumping your two years ago. I
Speaker 2: really am. And it totally escaped me. Unless unless you're
Speaker 2: around people and you have to out of necessity in.
Speaker 5: A situation where you needed to use it, you would
Speaker 5: probably remember.
Speaker 2: You're right. I was in Costa Rica for like ten
Speaker 2: days and it was a surf trap and a floating
Speaker 2: log hurt my ankle almost immediately, and so I didn't
Speaker 2: have much to do. A log in a wave, not
Speaker 2: just a log floating and I I start kicking it
Speaker 2: or something that would be crazy of log came towards
Speaker 2: me hit my foot and I was like, well, I
Speaker 2: guess I'm just in Costa Rica during the rainy season.
Speaker 2: But the guys that watched over the house all year
Speaker 2: round where we stayed, they wanted to learn English and
Speaker 2: they were just picking stuff up, like saying what it
Speaker 2: is in Spanish?
Speaker 5: And I feel like this log story helps and in
Speaker 5: a really metaphor beautiful way, what happened with the.
Speaker 2: Log went on went? The log floated on, and so
Speaker 2: did I And I think about that log every day.
Speaker 2: See how's that?
Speaker 1: How's that?
Speaker 5: I love it? I could have beautiful First? Did you
Speaker 5: toss a necklace around the neck of the log? Is it?
Speaker 2: I lit a candle and put it my brother and
Speaker 2: put it in a bag, and I floated it off
Speaker 2: with a log like a like a funeral from Karate Kid.
Speaker 5: Karen. If someone said that in fifteen minutes you could
Speaker 5: choose to be flown to Fiji with only the stuff
Speaker 5: that you have in your car, and you'd stay for
Speaker 5: three days, all expense is paid, and then come back
Speaker 5: in three days, would you do it?
Speaker 1: Hell?
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, me too.
Speaker 1: Fiji is one of those places too.
Speaker 4: Where like I see those pictures on like say a
Speaker 4: screen saver or something where it's the little it's the
Speaker 4: cabins that are out over the water. There's like a
Speaker 4: long walking pier and then there's like a little hut
Speaker 4: out over like bright blue water.
Speaker 1: That's usually Fiji, and that's I would love to go
Speaker 1: to that.
Speaker 2: I would love to. I'll even amend it and say
Speaker 2: even if it wasn't auction its it's paid, I'd go.
Speaker 5: That would be such a good travel business to have
Speaker 5: it based on screensavers?
Speaker 1: Yes, right, do you want to go here?
Speaker 5: Like be like, well, what do you have on your screensaver?
Speaker 5: Which are these screensavers?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 4: No, the rainforest. I'm gonna get I'm gonna get bitten
Speaker 4: by a spider.
Speaker 5: I feel like I didn't give you up or for
Speaker 5: that hYP oh did answer oh right?
Speaker 1: Or no?
Speaker 5: But I just realized I was like, yeah, that was
Speaker 5: a pretty or go fuck yourself, or you can only
Speaker 5: but all you can eat when you're there is Chick
Speaker 5: fil a.
Speaker 1: This is a problem. All of this is a dream vacation.
Speaker 4: What about you, Where's the one place you would because
Speaker 4: you actually weirdly chose my one like tropical destination that
Speaker 4: I would love to go to.
Speaker 1: What's yours?
Speaker 5: And I'm like patting myself on the back and like,
Speaker 5: and I never even think about Fiji.
Speaker 1: Never once before we discussed it, not even on Oscar night.
Speaker 5: I think, I think right now I would like to
Speaker 5: go to Greece.
Speaker 2: I heard Greece is amazing.
Speaker 5: I'm not sure where in Greece. I just wear all
Speaker 5: the white buildings, something kind of blue and spacious right now.
Speaker 4: Did you ever see the movie Summer Lovers. No, it's
Speaker 4: from the eighties. You probably wouldn't have. It's the first
Speaker 4: dirty movie I ever saw with my cousin Nancy on
Speaker 4: like some late night HBO. And the whole thing takes
Speaker 4: place in this beautiful little village right on the water
Speaker 4: in Greece, and it's Daryl Hannah and Peter Gallagher and
Speaker 4: then some French.
Speaker 5: Lady love Daryl Hannah.
Speaker 4: They end up having like a three you way, it's
Speaker 4: super like softcore kind of dirty in it.
Speaker 1: That might just it might just tide you over.
Speaker 2: Who does darryl Anna, Peter Gallagher and his eyebrows. Who's
Speaker 2: the third.
Speaker 1: French lady that I forgot?
Speaker 5: Daryl Hannah. They had a threesome in Clan of the
Speaker 5: Cave Bear. If I didn't remember Clan, that was like
Speaker 5: the first time I ever saw sax and I was like,
Speaker 5: what are they doing to her?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: It was.
Speaker 2: If I'm not mistaken, that's one of the early movies
Speaker 2: where it's okay to watch and there's like it's rape.
Speaker 1: There's rape in it, yes, because they're basically cave people.
Speaker 2: Yes, it was. It was a sign of the times.
Speaker 2: My dad said, when I cried and wanted it turned off,
Speaker 2: that's just how they did it back then. Son, keep
Speaker 2: your eyes open.
Speaker 5: Kevin cost your movie Dances with Wolves, Dances with Wolves. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I remember expecting more of that and dances with wolves
Speaker 5: and not getting Yeah, not.
Speaker 1: Not getting one of your bargains.
Speaker 2: Why are these wolves not raping Kevin? They're just dancing.
Speaker 2: I don't I don't think i've ever watched it yet.
Speaker 2: Here's a little known fact about me. Not a Costner fan.
Speaker 2: Oh really, yeah. I feel that when he acts there's
Speaker 2: a dead look in his eye.
Speaker 4: One of my favorite things my dad's ever said to
Speaker 4: me was I love that Kevin Costner, but I sure
Speaker 4: don't believe.
Speaker 1: It when he says anything in a movie like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's great, that's perfect.
Speaker 2: Actually, that's what I'm saying. Yes, yeah, he is likable somehow,
Speaker 2: but when he's talking, it's like, oh, I don't believe
Speaker 2: he's in this.
Speaker 5: I just think about water World.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, he's like a tase on money man that
Speaker 4: really believes he should be in the movie when he
Speaker 4: absolutely should not be.
Speaker 5: I wish I were more like that. I don't even
Speaker 5: put myself like in a web.
Speaker 1: Who looks like, yeah, you got to costner it up
Speaker 1: a little bit.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I could use some of that. Okay.
Speaker 2: When I talked to the guy that put that is
Speaker 2: running the show, Lizzie, he said that you requested going
Speaker 2: up first. Is that correct?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Oh well that yeah, I said, well, I have a
Speaker 2: feeling she won't be going up first, because that's just
Speaker 2: a feeling. Oh that's ten minutes fast. Well, certainly we're
Speaker 2: four minutes into her set. If if if we were,
Speaker 2: if she's going for but you aren't going first.
Speaker 5: All I have to cut is that one junk yard joke.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna say it until it's funny. We did it, Oh,
Speaker 5: the we did it.
Speaker 2: I think I definitely think you should keep on a
Speaker 2: on a pile of empty tunic cans. Please yes, please.
Speaker 5: Okay m H.
Speaker 2: Paint picture. I know.
Speaker 5: Thank you so much for having me, of course, wonderfully
Speaker 5: smooth ride was it isn't Karen a good driver, very calming,
Speaker 5: Thank you.
Speaker 2: It is a completely different podcast, Lezzie. When I'm driving,
Speaker 2: it's chaotic. Everyone's thoughts are disjoin it because we're interrupted
Speaker 2: with me having outbursts and just everyone mutually feeling like
Speaker 2: we're gonna die because I can't multitask. And Karen is
Speaker 2: very good.
Speaker 1: Well you know what it is? If you want to
Speaker 1: know my secret?
Speaker 2: Yeah, what has it? Please tell me? Maybe I can learn.
Speaker 1: Well, here's the thing in Los Angeles.
Speaker 4: You don't really have to pay attention when you're driving
Speaker 4: because everyone around you will drive for you, so you
Speaker 4: can just like you know what I mean, You don't
Speaker 4: have to like gas it to get to a red light.
Speaker 4: It's you're always coming up to a red light. Don't
Speaker 4: hit the gas unless you have a big, wide open
Speaker 4: space in front of you.
Speaker 2: So you just treat it like you're a fish floating
Speaker 2: with a school of fish in almost then approach to driving.
Speaker 1: It's just kind of glide around. Don't be in a hurry.
Speaker 2: Do you make driving sound calming?
Speaker 1: It's pretty great.
Speaker 2: You don't even need to learn how to transcendentally meditate?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't. I'm beyond all of it.
Speaker 2: Well, transcend that, I don't know. I tried to. Incidentally,
Speaker 2: whatever words are fun and it's fun to mess with
Speaker 2: them or ruin them. I believe Costner style well transcendentally.
Speaker 2: That brings us to the end of this podcast. Incidentally,
Speaker 2: damn it, I ruined it again. I'm nuts. We see
Speaker 2: the glowing lights of Bordener's right near Hollywood Boulevard, which
Speaker 2: I think tonight we're gonna know why when the Mayor
Speaker 2: of Hollywood taps Lizzy and I both on the shoulder
Speaker 2: after our sets and says, hey, guess what what you
Speaker 2: two are gonna have mansions and then walks away and
Speaker 2: realize we realize he's got leaves in his hair, no pants.
Speaker 1: There's no Mayor of Hollywood where that.
Speaker 2: I thought it was a funny. That is, his business
Speaker 2: card was written in crayon.
Speaker 4: Well have a good Oh, Lizzie, plug do you have
Speaker 4: things to plug? Or the appearances you're making things you're doing?
Speaker 4: I know you're a right on the soup, which people
Speaker 4: should know about you. We should have said that first.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I do the online stuff at the soup. I'm
Speaker 5: doing Bridgetown with you actually.
Speaker 2: And me and Chris. Yes, yes, nice, let's redo what
Speaker 2: we're doing right now, but up there in a different city,
Speaker 2: so it's like a new experience.
Speaker 1: Yep, Oh god, I would love that, Okay, And then
Speaker 1: she was gonna say no, oh God.
Speaker 5: I just had a general moment of oh God, and
Speaker 5: then I tried to turn it.
Speaker 2: Well, that's what that's the that's the feeling that Portland
Speaker 2: in your Future gives you. And then I have an
Speaker 2: instag of oh god, what's your instagramled.
Speaker 5: Avant gram it's a V A and T underscore g
Speaker 5: R A M when I make like little avant garde movies.
Speaker 2: I didn't know that. Yeah, I'm going to great. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna click ad right now.
Speaker 5: I would love that.
Speaker 1: Are they black and white? They are not.
Speaker 5: I have not done a black and white one yet.
Speaker 1: I need to watch them.
Speaker 2: I would love that you're going to watch them even
Speaker 2: though not black and white.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't have Instagram, but I'm gonna I'm gonna
Speaker 1: do some work.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna you should suss around and see maybe we'll
Speaker 4: pull Georgia Hardstark in and she can hook me up.
Speaker 2: He's been one of them.
Speaker 1: Actually, she really Yeah, she's great. She looks like Louise Brooks.
Speaker 1: She does, so she should be in.
Speaker 2: Wow. I'm going to look up who Louise Brooks is.
Speaker 1: She's a great, the great, the first great Bob of
Speaker 1: our time.
Speaker 5: Ah.
Speaker 1: Yes, guys, this has been incredible.
Speaker 2: It has been incredible. You get you go meet your
Speaker 2: friend for dinner. I'm gonna go and do comedy concert
Speaker 2: with Lizzie and Lizzie. Thanks for being on our program.
Speaker 5: Thank you so much for having me.
Speaker 2: You've been listening to Do You Need a Ride? D
Speaker 2: y n A r