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Speaker 2: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us.

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Speaker 3: Time and a germano engage aid.

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Speaker 1: We want to send you off inside. Do you wanna

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Speaker 4: Tell us all about it?

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Speaker 1: We scared her?

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Speaker 5: Was it fine?

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Speaker 2: Now?

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Speaker 5: Porn?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 5: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 5: Do your need ride? Damn you.

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Speaker 2: With Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need a ride?

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Speaker 1: This is Chris Fairbanks and this is Karen Kilgera.

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Speaker 2: We are driving due east on Hollywood Boulevard, away from

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Speaker 2: the urine. Is that how you pronounce it?

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Speaker 1: Uh?

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Speaker 2: Urine your roine, away from the smell of yourine, and

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Speaker 2: towards Little Armenia, the place where no one pees. Little Armenia,

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Speaker 2: sponsor of do you need a ride?

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Speaker 1: Littlemia?

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Speaker 4: Hey, When you want to go away from that big,

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Speaker 4: huge Armenia and get personal, come on over Little Armenia.

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Speaker 2: Just because it's littler doesn't mean the dreams aren't big

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Speaker 2: Little Armenia.

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Speaker 1: Little Armenia, where are the eyebrows?

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Speaker 4: Are? Sure?

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Speaker 1: Aren't little.

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Speaker 2: Ah, kids has racism from Karen right out of the

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Speaker 2: gates as she rounds the corner.

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Speaker 1: It's the urine smell that brings it out of me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. God, it's hard to be one love

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Speaker 2: jab rule when that pee is well often and.

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Speaker 1: When it's kind of nerdy to be one loved rule.

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Speaker 2: It's a little bit uh.

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Speaker 1: Rostah. People really liked our Michelle Balloon episode. Oh really,

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Speaker 1: we get a lot of feedback about it.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's uh, and thank you for Michelle Balloon. On

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Speaker 2: the last episode. Today, we have a very funny guests

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Speaker 2: that we're about to pick up at her dwelling Lazy

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Speaker 2: Cooperman one.

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Speaker 1: Of my favorites.

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Speaker 2: She is one of my favorites.

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Speaker 4: I mean, we say that, yeah, but to the individual

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Speaker 2: It seems like there are police up ahead, there is

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Speaker 1: Oh, it looks like there's a year and everywhere on

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Speaker 2: Blood considering there's a guy laying down. No, let's not

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Speaker 2: let it affect us. We're in a huge city.

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Speaker 1: Did you see a laying down guy?

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Speaker 2: Karen? People die every day, okay, okay, And what happened

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Speaker 2: almost as often as they lay down while peeing. Let's

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Speaker 1: That's the kind of thing.

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Speaker 4: If you tried hard enough, you could convince me that

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Speaker 4: that's the thing men like to do, is lay down, waldip.

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Speaker 2: There's been times and I'm not kidding where it is

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Speaker 2: When you go, I'm gotta go. You gotta go right,

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Speaker 2: and you gotta have your diabetes oatmeal. And I have

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Speaker 1: Wow, that's a creative like. No one would question that.

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Speaker 2: No, no, unless they get close and say, hey, can

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Speaker 2: I help you with this? That a penis That's the

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but No, that's when I'm actually talking about my penis. Oh,

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Speaker 1: Well, be careful with it. You don't want those threads stripped.

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Speaker 1: Do you know the number? You could give me in

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Speaker 2: Yes, I will simply look at my phone. Maybe if

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Speaker 2: when she's talking. I there's a time where Lazzy was

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Speaker 2: We did a music video for this band, Lace Curtains,

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Speaker 2: and she would act it out, like why are you

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Speaker 2: choking me? Because the hands of God or the Holy minister.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to church and not get choked. She was like,

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Speaker 2: And then and then also she brought her keyboard. She

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Speaker 2: Will there be room in the trunk for her keyboard?

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I don't know about that kneeboard though.

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Speaker 2: If you do, you want me to hold your mic,

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Speaker 2: and maybe I will, and I will talk to myself

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Speaker 2: as you help. Hey, Lizzie, we are getting Lizzie's equipment

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Speaker 2: of my own voice. Karen is back in and put

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Speaker 2: that on your lapel, if you don't mind me making

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Speaker 2: people think you're wearing a men's tuxedo shirt. Lizzy Cooperman,

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Speaker 2: the government is in the car. There's a microphone. Oh,

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Speaker 2: it's between your legs. You obviously already know about it.

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Speaker 2: It is Oh great, you sound terrific.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Lizzy Cooperman.

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Speaker 2: Ladies in Johneral Lizzie Cooper. Before you got in the

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Speaker 2: card Lazy, I was describing the music video you and

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Speaker 2: I both starred in That's right, and how you were

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Speaker 2: is you can't say that for most comics like it, I.

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Speaker 5: Felt like you knew. I felt like your character was

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Speaker 2: It, You know, I would agree with that. I make

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Speaker 2: you don't know that comedy is about to happen, and

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Speaker 5: Out led mysterious Bordeners.

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Speaker 2: It is a place that you've probably been before. Oh really,

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Speaker 2: And in the back is a stage that is beautiful,

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Speaker 2: try not to look at the murders. Murders, there's murders ahead.

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Speaker 2: We just will avoid them. It's never a good sign

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Speaker 2: a No who show you guys are doing it is

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Speaker 2: called the Master Cleanse.

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Speaker 5: Jason Cox and Glenn Fraser.

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Speaker 2: I believe Cox and.

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Speaker 1: Fraser teams from Arizona? Am I right?

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Speaker 2: And a hell of a mid eighties boxing match? If

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Speaker 1: Cox and Fraser fight. Yes, when Fraser just dropped Cox.

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Speaker 2: warm bread.

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Speaker 1: Oh, Lizzie, where are you from?

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Speaker 5: Originally I'm from Minneapolis, Minnesota, Minnesota. I met you there, Yes,

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Speaker 5: I did meet you there.

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Speaker 5: We were children.

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Speaker 5: I think we met at act.

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Speaker 2: We did meet it. Acme, a club that I find

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Speaker 5: I have not gone back there since. I'm like, I

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Speaker 5: haven't been back to ACME at all. I ran into

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Speaker 5: It?

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Speaker 2: Do you feel like it's on the tip if it's

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 2: Me either? Me either.

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Speaker 5: It was a long time ago, though, and I feel

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Speaker 5: like he's kind of a strong silent type he is.

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Speaker 2: He carries a big stick.

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Speaker 1: He told me that he weeps for both of you

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Speaker 1: every night.

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Speaker 2: Oh really, yeah, I remember he he was always very

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Speaker 2: nice to me.

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Speaker 5: Mm hmmm.

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Speaker 2: So we can just conclude that topic with that good idea.

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Speaker 5: Lewis Lee is nice, So Bardners it's called by Bella.

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Speaker 1: Yes, what did someone buyers like by?

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Speaker 2: Or is it La poop ell?

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Speaker 4: I feel like it's like two lapoo bellas the restaurant

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Speaker 4: that's by the UCB Yes.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but said Bordener's trademark by another place.

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Speaker 5: I just feel like Borders has like such a hard

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Speaker 5: sound to it. It's like Borders, Yeah, like it sounds

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Speaker 5: like a dog who like lived too long, or like

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Speaker 5: a very like Wardner.

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Speaker 2: Long of you.

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Speaker 5: We've had Burdener longer than we've had Grandma Barners is

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Speaker 5: starting to smell.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he's seventy eight.

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Speaker 1: What was the puppy we got there? We're going to

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Speaker 5: I was really good at you, thank you so much.

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Speaker 5: Ever see six Degrees of Separation? We were thinking of

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Speaker 4: Together well, And I think people do like when comedians

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Speaker 4: I remember you getting super excited about that, and like me,

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Speaker 5: So, Karen, we watched the I almost said the super

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Speaker 2: Yes, which is the super Bowl of acting, the super.

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Speaker 5: The next day I went into work, I'm like, guys,

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I liked when I can't remember if it was

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Speaker 4: Never a bad time to recap jokes you told at

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Speaker 4: an Oscar party, Right.

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Speaker 2: That's what I meant to say.

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Speaker 1: But we did have a good time.

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Speaker 1: Well, you do seem like a skateboarder.

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Speaker 2: I am so offended? Really, No, I mean you have

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Speaker 4: Let's be a little Maybe it's like it's a working

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Speaker 2: Hey, you just described Lynn Fairbanks. My mother.

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Speaker 1: Now, when you were a teen, how did you rebuild uh,

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Speaker 5: I did inhaled Scotch guard. I grew up by a

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Speaker 2: I mean, that's why it feels good. It's your brain

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Speaker 5: It is funny that you my friend Michelle. I had

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Speaker 2: What's the Scotch Garden.

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Speaker 5: Someone who was always like, no, I can't run for president.

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00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:04,960
Speaker 5: That was like always the threat. My sister used to

449
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:05,600
Speaker 5: always say that.

450
00:22:06,119 --> 00:22:08,440
Speaker 2: I would be worried that the threat is along with

451
00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:13,320
Speaker 2: making them kind of waterproof, doing coating your lungs, because

452
00:22:13,359 --> 00:22:18,440
Speaker 2: the Scotch Guard just waterproofs shoes. Yeah, what is it

453
00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:19,320
Speaker 2: doing to your life?

454
00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:21,280
Speaker 5: I never, yeah, I would.

455
00:22:21,359 --> 00:22:25,800
Speaker 2: I'm too paranoid to just grab whatever says do not Now.

456
00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:27,240
Speaker 5: I used to not be that way.

457
00:22:27,840 --> 00:22:30,360
Speaker 4: Well, because you're young and you kind of think if

458
00:22:30,359 --> 00:22:32,400
Speaker 4: it's Michelle's idea, everything's cool.

459
00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:34,399
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm watching them do it. I think I was

460
00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:36,080
Speaker 5: the last also to join.

461
00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:40,359
Speaker 2: I you know what I always was. I would not

462
00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:43,200
Speaker 2: succumb to peer pressure until the last minute, and then

463
00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:45,520
Speaker 2: I would go farther than anyone.

464
00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:46,960
Speaker 1: With it.

465
00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:49,600
Speaker 2: On the right, here is where I parked my car.

466
00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:52,080
Speaker 2: If you don't mind, I want to look at that sign.

467
00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:56,440
Speaker 2: It says Thursday Friday Saturday eight pm. You can't be there,

468
00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:59,040
Speaker 2: but it's Sunday, so I can be there. Okay, I'm

469
00:22:59,080 --> 00:22:59,680
Speaker 2: not worried about it.

470
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,399
Speaker 1: Wouldn't all the rules are off on Sunday.

471
00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:05,840
Speaker 2: I wasn't. Yeah, unless unless you're talking about the eyes

472
00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:10,159
Speaker 2: of God, the rules are on lazy. You're a very Christian,

473
00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:10,520
Speaker 2: aren't you.

474
00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:10,879
Speaker 1: No?

475
00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:14,399
Speaker 2: I didn't think, so I asked the opposite of it,

476
00:23:15,119 --> 00:23:16,560
Speaker 2: of a question you.

477
00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:17,920
Speaker 1: Like to ask no questions.

478
00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:23,639
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, were you ever? Did did you ever go

479
00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:24,200
Speaker 2: to church?

480
00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:24,800
Speaker 1: No?

481
00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:28,840
Speaker 5: I'm Jewish, so my family went to there's churches. Yes,

482
00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:30,000
Speaker 5: you went to Sinegage.

483
00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:31,320
Speaker 2: I actually did go to church.

484
00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:34,280
Speaker 5: I went to and I went with a friend. I

485
00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:37,520
Speaker 5: was interested in the Mormon religion. I had a Mormon

486
00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:39,200
Speaker 5: friend and I went with her a couple of times

487
00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:41,520
Speaker 5: at like five am to there.

488
00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:45,200
Speaker 2: Did you go? Because seminary it's oh, yeah, yeah, that

489
00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:48,080
Speaker 2: I think you're right about that. Didn't Did you go?

490
00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:50,359
Speaker 2: Because it seemed like all your Mormon friends were happy

491
00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:51,680
Speaker 2: and had big, happy families.

492
00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:55,400
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, I kind of didn't understand it. They were nice,

493
00:23:55,440 --> 00:24:01,600
Speaker 5: but they were like, this is Lizzie, she's Jewish, very

494
00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:03,240
Speaker 5: friendly Minnesota.

495
00:24:04,359 --> 00:24:08,640
Speaker 2: But yeah, and then when what did they do when

496
00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:13,240
Speaker 2: they actually, oh really, yeah really in Minneapolis.

497
00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:17,320
Speaker 5: M h m hmmm, m indeed we did.

498
00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:21,639
Speaker 2: After you announced your cause I've I've told this story before,

499
00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:25,000
Speaker 2: but I was welcomed into a into a Mormon household,

500
00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:27,240
Speaker 2: and then I used the Lord's name in vain and

501
00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:30,200
Speaker 2: I had to leave. And they had trampolines and trapees

502
00:24:30,359 --> 00:24:33,159
Speaker 2: and ropes, and and then I was so excited to

503
00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:35,520
Speaker 2: play on them. And then I said, Jesus Christ when

504
00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:37,720
Speaker 2: a kid was swinging on a rope, and they asked,

505
00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:40,080
Speaker 2: and they I either had to sit or I had

506
00:24:40,119 --> 00:24:42,840
Speaker 2: to leave. Is that what happened when you announced you

507
00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:43,359
Speaker 2: were doing.

508
00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:45,400
Speaker 1: Well?

509
00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:45,680
Speaker 2: Good?

510
00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:47,400
Speaker 1: It's about to leave.

511
00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:49,960
Speaker 5: One time someone asked me to leave their house for

512
00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:53,800
Speaker 5: saying the work. Really when I dropped a morocca. Oh,

513
00:24:54,119 --> 00:24:56,320
Speaker 5: I used to swear My dad's were a lot. So

514
00:24:56,400 --> 00:25:00,399
Speaker 5: I just picked up the you and you said you

515
00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:02,720
Speaker 5: dropped and was like I think.

516
00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:07,040
Speaker 2: I was like, I was hoping you dropped it because

517
00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:09,760
Speaker 2: you just wanted to leave in it with a musical punch.

518
00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:14,000
Speaker 5: It was like, that's so not an aggressive a F

519
00:25:14,119 --> 00:25:17,879
Speaker 5: word if it's me punishing myself, you know. Yeah, I

520
00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:20,280
Speaker 5: was really just mad at myself. I wasn't like your

521
00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:21,320
Speaker 5: cheap morocca.

522
00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:26,840
Speaker 2: Oh you dropped them. You said fuck because you dropped them.

523
00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:28,760
Speaker 5: I dropped it and it broke cool.

524
00:25:29,119 --> 00:25:31,640
Speaker 2: I thought I wanted you to say fuck and then

525
00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:36,920
Speaker 2: fling a morocca and then get upset and it's like, hey,

526
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:39,399
Speaker 2: don't don't try and.

527
00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:41,560
Speaker 1: Bring your latina up in here.

528
00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:45,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, take your pencil, dan and eyebrows elsewhere.

529
00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:46,880
Speaker 1: Oh yeah.

530
00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:49,200
Speaker 4: For some reason, that makes me think of the one

531
00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:51,040
Speaker 4: time that really stands out when I got in trouble

532
00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:54,800
Speaker 4: as like a seven year old. I was sitting we

533
00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:57,879
Speaker 4: were watching like a horse training or something at the

534
00:25:58,160 --> 00:26:02,159
Speaker 4: county fair, which we used to go to it in

535
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:04,639
Speaker 4: northern California, and we were in four each, so we

536
00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:06,160
Speaker 4: would go and stay at the fair.

537
00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:08,400
Speaker 1: For the week and show sheep and do ship.

538
00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:11,600
Speaker 5: What did you show the actually in for age? I

539
00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:13,800
Speaker 5: always felt like that was just like an imaginary like

540
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:15,399
Speaker 5: something in books.

541
00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:18,400
Speaker 1: No, it's real, it's super real. It's real country.

542
00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:22,280
Speaker 4: You would take your sheep that you raised and you'd

543
00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:25,600
Speaker 4: bring them into a ring and then the farmers would

544
00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:30,320
Speaker 4: come in and they would auction off the sheep and

545
00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:32,160
Speaker 4: you know, if you raised.

546
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:34,600
Speaker 2: It, well, you got first place you raised hands on

547
00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:38,919
Speaker 2: were Yah. Yeah, I had.

548
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:40,639
Speaker 4: I had to get up every morning and run it

549
00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:43,600
Speaker 4: and feed it and water them and do it after school.

550
00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:49,080
Speaker 4: And we were like uh, free manual labor at my

551
00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:51,600
Speaker 4: aunt and uncle's ranch which was next door to our house.

552
00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:54,320
Speaker 4: So we'd go there every day after school and then

553
00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:55,080
Speaker 4: just do stuff.

554
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:58,639
Speaker 5: I did not know you would access to all those animals.

555
00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:00,240
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, yeah.

556
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:02,600
Speaker 4: And that's why I don't care about animals that much,

557
00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:06,159
Speaker 4: because like when people get so crazy about like animal

558
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:09,480
Speaker 4: rights or like burst into tears, it's so funny to

559
00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:12,080
Speaker 4: me because I grew up with like people being like, hey.

560
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:13,720
Speaker 1: Should I go out and shoot some of those cats.

561
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:16,680
Speaker 1: That was like a constant oh wow conversation at my

562
00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:19,800
Speaker 1: aunt's house. I think, who's gonna shoot those cats?

563
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:20,800
Speaker 5: Oh my god?

564
00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:23,439
Speaker 2: Did what were the cats doing? And they're just too

565
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:23,919
Speaker 2: many of them?

566
00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:26,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, they were just end up being twenty five cats

567
00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:28,160
Speaker 4: all of a sudden, and so they'd have to get

568
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:28,600
Speaker 4: rid of some.

569
00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:31,240
Speaker 1: It was pretty dark, but that is.

570
00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:33,440
Speaker 2: The darkest I love cats, Karen, Oh.

571
00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:37,240
Speaker 4: No, I do too, But like I guess, when I

572
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:40,280
Speaker 4: was growing up, it just wasn't Nothing was very romanticized.

573
00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:42,479
Speaker 4: It was like you were raising sheep, but you were

574
00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:45,800
Speaker 4: raising them to eat them. You're raising cows.

575
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:48,840
Speaker 5: But you know, when I saw the show Horders for

576
00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:51,680
Speaker 5: the first time, I was As I watched that show,

577
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:55,679
Speaker 5: I found myself liking cats last, but just because they

578
00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:59,359
Speaker 5: were portrayed in such a garbage like yeah way, and

579
00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:01,399
Speaker 5: I was like this, it's not the cat's fault, but

580
00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:06,600
Speaker 5: maybe something in me identified with the like pruly you.

581
00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:08,879
Speaker 2: Were, you were holding it against the cats.

582
00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:13,879
Speaker 5: I saw myself in the cat and therefore despised the cats.

583
00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:16,680
Speaker 1: Get into like the crap and like burrow in there

584
00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:17,520
Speaker 1: and live in there, or.

585
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:19,440
Speaker 5: They just kind of are coming out of nowhere. With

586
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:23,320
Speaker 5: like crust on their faces, like, yeah, you just don't know.

587
00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:25,840
Speaker 5: It's kind of like they're crawling out of the unknown

588
00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:26,320
Speaker 5: a little bit.

589
00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:28,959
Speaker 2: And I love cats and I and I defend them

590
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,000
Speaker 2: all the time. But when I got the bit of

591
00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:35,560
Speaker 2: news about their urine being like a addictive chemical to

592
00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:39,560
Speaker 2: cat owners, they really it's bad. Yeah, it's like it's

593
00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:42,760
Speaker 2: bad for you, but it's also there's something about it

594
00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:47,280
Speaker 2: your body gets. That's why people become crazy cat ladies

595
00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:50,920
Speaker 2: are crazy cat men. It's they. It's they, whether they

596
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:54,080
Speaker 2: know it or not, are addicted to the UREA wow,

597
00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:56,560
Speaker 2: someone could look that up and and but I do.

598
00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:59,000
Speaker 2: I've dropped some facts about cat urine in the past,

599
00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:00,840
Speaker 2: one of them being when it hurts for them to pee,

600
00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:02,880
Speaker 2: it's because they have a some kind of a pain

601
00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:06,280
Speaker 2: and so they pee throughout the house. That that I know.

602
00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:08,160
Speaker 2: When a cat's like, why'd you pee on my bed,

603
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:11,160
Speaker 2: they'll be like, because my little weird red cat dick hurts.

604
00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:14,160
Speaker 2: But if you, you know, if they do it enough,

605
00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:17,800
Speaker 2: it turns out you you start to like it interesting.

606
00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:23,680
Speaker 2: It's disgusting. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. As if people need

607
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:24,920
Speaker 2: another reason to not like.

608
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,120
Speaker 1: Cats more, Yeah, you're the one spreading it.

609
00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:27,640
Speaker 5: I know.

610
00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:30,320
Speaker 2: Well, it's part of my weird platform. I want people

611
00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:32,840
Speaker 2: to like cats more. But first I'm going to horrify

612
00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:34,080
Speaker 2: you with little facts.

613
00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:35,840
Speaker 1: Uh did you ever have a cat?

614
00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:40,240
Speaker 5: Yeah? I had a cat growing up. He was an actor.

615
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:43,480
Speaker 5: His name was Tabitha, and he was like in a

616
00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:44,800
Speaker 5: play with my sister.

617
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,880
Speaker 2: A boy cat named Tabitha. Yeah, carry on, his.

618
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:50,880
Speaker 5: Name was Tabitha in the play. So we kept and

619
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:54,520
Speaker 5: I guess he was biting people. So my sister brought

620
00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:56,000
Speaker 5: him home and he was our cat.

621
00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:58,360
Speaker 2: During the performance or just like in the green room, and.

622
00:29:58,520 --> 00:30:03,200
Speaker 5: Like the actor, Like he just wasn't like the actor

623
00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:05,440
Speaker 5: they had hoped he would be. It's like, I don't

624
00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:09,040
Speaker 5: know how the new cat. I don't know how they

625
00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:11,959
Speaker 5: got him to like sit on the desk. Well, Beatrix

626
00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:16,320
Speaker 5: Potter summons the other the other animals and what what

627
00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:20,200
Speaker 5: was this? A production of Potter's Christmas.

628
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,760
Speaker 2: Oh okay, which which is a play already.

629
00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:27,719
Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, so my sister cats.

630
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:30,600
Speaker 4: Like, it's all humans dressed up as cats. And then

631
00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:33,160
Speaker 4: the one real cat they hired, they took a chance.

632
00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:34,280
Speaker 1: That's so true.

633
00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:38,240
Speaker 5: They were all everyone else was dressed as an animal.

634
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:43,560
Speaker 2: One of the places one of my cats was euthanized

635
00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:48,720
Speaker 2: and Missoula was a place called Cats on Broadway. Yeah,

636
00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:51,880
Speaker 2: and they had there was like piano keys and cameras

637
00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:54,960
Speaker 2: and like like famous cats come here to you know,

638
00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:58,280
Speaker 2: have a finger put in them for testing or maybe

639
00:30:58,360 --> 00:31:02,520
Speaker 2: put down, but they they it's as famous as they

640
00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:06,160
Speaker 2: can get. Is to be at Cats on Brock horrible.

641
00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:13,160
Speaker 4: It is because like most people are at the vet,

642
00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:15,720
Speaker 4: something bad has happened to their cat, right, so they

643
00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:18,720
Speaker 4: don't want You don't necessarily want a theme while you're there.

644
00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:20,920
Speaker 2: It's just I think it was a theme for the sign.

645
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:23,040
Speaker 2: It's like cat they aren't going to be wearing top

646
00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:26,680
Speaker 2: hats and there won't be piano playing. But the sign

647
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:29,240
Speaker 2: did suggest that that you bring them in and they

648
00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:32,000
Speaker 2: just put a top hat on your cat, which I mean,

649
00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:33,959
Speaker 2: if we all stop and think about our favorite cat

650
00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:35,800
Speaker 2: growing up wearing a top hat, I think it makes

651
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:36,400
Speaker 2: us all happy.

652
00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:37,200
Speaker 1: It's pretty great.

653
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:41,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, So you didn't have pets even though you worked

654
00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:41,680
Speaker 5: on the farm.

655
00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:45,200
Speaker 4: Oh no, we have, Like we did have dogs and

656
00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:48,280
Speaker 4: cats and stuff, but we just weren't like, I don't know,

657
00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:55,080
Speaker 4: farm people are very It's almost like their their employees

658
00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:58,080
Speaker 4: as well, Like you have to do your part. You

659
00:31:58,160 --> 00:31:59,920
Speaker 4: can't just you can't just hang out as a cat

660
00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:00,800
Speaker 4: and get free food.

661
00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:02,960
Speaker 1: That won't that won't fly.

662
00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:08,520
Speaker 2: No, your no, cats have to pull just like anyone

663
00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:10,840
Speaker 2: on a ranch. You gotta do your your portion of

664
00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:14,240
Speaker 2: the work. And even if that's the emptiest saucer.

665
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:16,240
Speaker 5: Are you a fan of the movie, Babe?

666
00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:17,960
Speaker 1: I love that movie.

667
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:21,080
Speaker 2: I do, like Wait, babe, colon a Pig in the

668
00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:23,120
Speaker 2: City or just okay, I wasn't.

669
00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:25,480
Speaker 5: I wasn't as thrilled with Pig in the City.

670
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:26,760
Speaker 1: It was crazy.

671
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:29,760
Speaker 5: It was with that Rundown hotel.

672
00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:32,960
Speaker 1: And the that's talk about dark. That was a dark movie.

673
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:36,440
Speaker 2: That was Yeah, a pig has no reason to be

674
00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:38,160
Speaker 2: in the city and it's only dangerous.

675
00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:40,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a little hoofs on the sidewalk.

676
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,920
Speaker 2: No, was was, babe, one of those I can't remember

677
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,880
Speaker 2: right now if they computer animated his mouth and lips

678
00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:49,200
Speaker 2: when he talked, or if they just put some peanut

679
00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:50,680
Speaker 2: butter in there and had him cheer away.

680
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:51,040
Speaker 1: Oh.

681
00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:54,680
Speaker 5: No, it wasn't like the like, you know, the trick

682
00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:57,360
Speaker 5: of how to get a pig looks like it's talking. Yeah,

683
00:32:57,800 --> 00:32:59,280
Speaker 5: they do the old peanut butter on.

684
00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:01,840
Speaker 2: The well it's it was. There was a there was

685
00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:04,680
Speaker 2: a point in the dog and cat food commercials where

686
00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:07,240
Speaker 2: you know, you would that is what they did. The

687
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:09,520
Speaker 2: dog would be like, aren't want some cribbles and bits?

688
00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:12,560
Speaker 2: But his tongue is He's obviously licking the inside of

689
00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:16,240
Speaker 2: his mouth because some uh, you know, first a d

690
00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:19,920
Speaker 2: put some peanut butter in there, and then after a

691
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:23,200
Speaker 2: while they just start computer animating the lips and something

692
00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:27,080
Speaker 2: was lost. I felt this is bad. Yeah, move out

693
00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:27,400
Speaker 2: of the way.

694
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:27,840
Speaker 5: God.

695
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:30,840
Speaker 2: Every CMW driver has to be the same, don't they.

696
00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:35,280
Speaker 1: Lizzie, do you know what your set is going to

697
00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:35,720
Speaker 1: be tonight?

698
00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:36,120
Speaker 2: Yes?

699
00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:39,200
Speaker 5: I actually thought about it a little bit. There's a

700
00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:41,480
Speaker 5: joke I keep doing this where I'll have a show

701
00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:42,840
Speaker 5: and I'll be like, I have to do that one

702
00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:44,080
Speaker 5: joke and I don't do it.

703
00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:46,000
Speaker 1: Why do you think you don't do it?

704
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,960
Speaker 5: It's just not there in my brain yet.

705
00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:49,600
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.

706
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:53,560
Speaker 5: It doesn't appear like there's nowhere for it to naturally go,

707
00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:56,800
Speaker 5: So my brain just doesn't go there, even though I

708
00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:59,400
Speaker 5: have it written down, Like, do.

709
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:00,840
Speaker 1: You want to it out loud right now?

710
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:02,240
Speaker 5: Do you want me to?

711
00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:05,160
Speaker 2: Yes?

712
00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:07,800
Speaker 1: And do it like full boar as you're on stage.

713
00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:08,040
Speaker 2: Yeah.

714
00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:11,880
Speaker 1: Really, it's pretty big. It'll be as big as you

715
00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:12,200
Speaker 1: want me.

716
00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:14,440
Speaker 5: I'm really over selling it, guys.

717
00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:16,800
Speaker 1: This is going to be amazing.

718
00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:20,000
Speaker 5: This is a lot of girls like to look good

719
00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:21,880
Speaker 5: when they see their acts. I like to look like

720
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:24,480
Speaker 5: I just crawled out of a junk yard like it was,

721
00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:27,520
Speaker 5: especially if he's with his friends, because then I can go. Yeah,

722
00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:30,560
Speaker 5: me and Tyler we used to do it. We did

723
00:34:30,640 --> 00:34:35,359
Speaker 5: it all the time. We did it everywhere. You can

724
00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:36,920
Speaker 5: keep your head on top of me.

725
00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:39,360
Speaker 3: One time we did it on the top of it

726
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:46,719
Speaker 3: stack empty una fish can isn't that Tyler wait is

727
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:47,879
Speaker 3: gonna be so much better?

728
00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:51,200
Speaker 2: I know.

729
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:55,279
Speaker 5: I love that we did it all the time. We

730
00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:59,319
Speaker 5: did it everywhere. It's a physical bit, I see.

731
00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:02,680
Speaker 2: I only imagine the gesticulation.

732
00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:10,000
Speaker 5: The rest of my set. I got it. I it's.

733
00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:14,520
Speaker 2: It started. It started right where you ended with your

734
00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:16,880
Speaker 2: fear of cats that live in a horder house.

735
00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:24,280
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that's true. Yeah, so let me do that, okay.

736
00:35:25,239 --> 00:35:29,440
Speaker 5: I also have a joke about horny goat weed. Are

737
00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:30,800
Speaker 5: you familiar with that product?

738
00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:32,279
Speaker 2: What does it do?

739
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:35,640
Speaker 5: It's an aphrodisiac that they sell the grocery store. Wait,

740
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:37,920
Speaker 5: and it's always in like a black packet with like

741
00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:39,280
Speaker 5: neon green font.

742
00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:41,320
Speaker 2: Is that what the horny stands for?

743
00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:42,359
Speaker 5: Yeah?

744
00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:45,080
Speaker 2: I thought it was something else. I thought it was

745
00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:48,239
Speaker 2: for kidney health or something. Oh gross, my mom took

746
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:49,080
Speaker 2: horny go weed.

747
00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:51,680
Speaker 1: Hold on, is it a you think you're saying John's wart?

748
00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:52,160
Speaker 5: No?

749
00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:54,160
Speaker 2: No, that I thought was for warps.

750
00:35:54,239 --> 00:35:56,040
Speaker 5: Chris. You might be right, and I may have just

751
00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:57,560
Speaker 5: always made that assumption.

752
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,480
Speaker 2: I wonder, No, I don't. I think you're right the

753
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:02,800
Speaker 2: more I think about it. You know, when I've on

754
00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:05,440
Speaker 2: a night, I'm in a in a wall of greens,

755
00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:07,360
Speaker 2: and I feel lonely and I want to get a

756
00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:11,040
Speaker 2: extense pill or something, I think more often than not

757
00:36:11,239 --> 00:36:14,640
Speaker 2: it's gin sing and the goat of hornyweed, the harny

758
00:36:14,719 --> 00:36:19,200
Speaker 2: goat of wwets, the horny eat. I think. So you're right.

759
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:21,120
Speaker 5: Are you performing tonight, Karen?

760
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:24,000
Speaker 1: No, I'm just dropping off. You are?

761
00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:26,400
Speaker 5: What are you? What is the rest of your night

762
00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:27,919
Speaker 5: going to look like mine?

763
00:36:28,239 --> 00:36:32,840
Speaker 1: Why? My night? God? I hate to think of it.

764
00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:37,200
Speaker 5: I hate what is in your Netflix que?

765
00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:40,839
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's well, I lost my ATM card last week,

766
00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:44,759
Speaker 4: so now I can't get anything on Apple TV or

767
00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:47,279
Speaker 4: or and the last time I tried to look at

768
00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:50,360
Speaker 4: wouldn't let me look at even it wouldn't let me

769
00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:54,120
Speaker 4: use Apple TV because my it basically said my card

770
00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:54,719
Speaker 4: doesn't work.

771
00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:57,319
Speaker 2: Oh, because you're waiting for a new card.

772
00:36:57,400 --> 00:36:59,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, you have to when I get the new

773
00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:00,360
Speaker 1: kind of program.

774
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:02,799
Speaker 2: I hate that financial purgatory.

775
00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:05,759
Speaker 4: They do not let you slide for one day. It's

776
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:08,080
Speaker 4: like they know the second they don't have that tap

777
00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:08,720
Speaker 4: on your money.

778
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,840
Speaker 2: So wow, it seems like that Netflix is only in

779
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:12,600
Speaker 2: it for the money.

780
00:37:13,239 --> 00:37:15,799
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I mean a lot of those businesses are.

781
00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:20,160
Speaker 2: Yes, it the smarter ones, the ones that work.

782
00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:26,040
Speaker 4: But so it'll probably be watching some whatever's on tv TV,

783
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:29,560
Speaker 4: probably looking too much at Twitter.

784
00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:31,040
Speaker 5: Are you a Twin Peaks fan?

785
00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:34,560
Speaker 1: I did like it a lot, not to watch again,

786
00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:37,480
Speaker 1: though I liked it the experience I had the first time.

787
00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:37,879
Speaker 5: Mm hmm.

788
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:40,160
Speaker 4: But I think I've tried to watch it again a

789
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:43,800
Speaker 4: couple of times and just got really frustrated.

790
00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:45,839
Speaker 2: They're bringing that back, right, No they.

791
00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:47,800
Speaker 1: I think they said they're not going to now because

792
00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:49,640
Speaker 1: David Lynch wouldn't right.

793
00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:54,239
Speaker 5: I want to Transcendental Meditation workshop last week?

794
00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:55,600
Speaker 2: What is that talk about that.

795
00:37:56,160 --> 00:38:04,160
Speaker 5: David Lynch is a big supporters the word proponent of

796
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:09,480
Speaker 5: transcendental meditation. It's basically they talk about how you They

797
00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:14,520
Speaker 5: give you a mantra, and then you work with an instructor.

798
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:19,920
Speaker 5: It's kind of a traditional there's something about it that

799
00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:22,799
Speaker 5: they want you to work one on one with someone

800
00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:25,200
Speaker 5: to make sure you're doing it correctly, and then supposedly

801
00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:27,439
Speaker 5: you reach a state of pure consciousness.

802
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:30,680
Speaker 2: Who is this a thing where you exit your body

803
00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:31,080
Speaker 2: sort of?

804
00:38:31,239 --> 00:38:31,400
Speaker 5: Or no?

805
00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:33,560
Speaker 2: No, okay, good. I don't like that.

806
00:38:33,719 --> 00:38:36,120
Speaker 5: You don't exit your body. I think you go deeper

807
00:38:36,239 --> 00:38:37,040
Speaker 5: into your brain.

808
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:39,680
Speaker 2: Oh I don't even like that either.

809
00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:44,759
Speaker 5: But there is something about going into a part of

810
00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:48,680
Speaker 5: your brain that you've never that you never didn't know

811
00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:50,759
Speaker 5: about previously.

812
00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:52,120
Speaker 2: That scares me. Yeah, I don't know why.

813
00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:53,920
Speaker 5: It's like it reminds me of like swimming in the

814
00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:58,080
Speaker 5: like the dark, like or Lex Luthor's pool.

815
00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:00,879
Speaker 2: But it's good.

816
00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:05,080
Speaker 4: The limited amount of meditation that I've done, that idea

817
00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:07,680
Speaker 4: that you are just trying to put a little bit

818
00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:09,719
Speaker 4: of space between your thoughts like that.

819
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:12,040
Speaker 1: Someone told me that would that should.

820
00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:13,800
Speaker 5: Be the goal? Oh that's interesting.

821
00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:17,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, just like because you know you're it's just constant this, this, this,

822
00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:19,640
Speaker 4: like your brain is constantly serving alf a bunch of

823
00:39:19,719 --> 00:39:22,600
Speaker 4: crap if you can just get it quiet for three

824
00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:24,680
Speaker 4: seconds in between thoughts and then you're trying to make

825
00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:25,480
Speaker 4: that space bigger.

826
00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:28,440
Speaker 1: That's how I looked at it and like it. But

827
00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:31,680
Speaker 1: you know, I thought might not be the same kind.

828
00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:34,640
Speaker 2: But Lizzie, have you do you have friends that do

829
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:38,319
Speaker 2: this uh ayahuasca thing where it's like that's but it's

830
00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:40,320
Speaker 2: a drug. You take a drug, but there's a shaman,

831
00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:42,879
Speaker 2: which is the only reassuring thing about it is there's

832
00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:47,239
Speaker 2: someone there that is traditional and trained in going with.

833
00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:49,480
Speaker 5: Really, I didn't know that. I just thought it was

834
00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:52,040
Speaker 5: like the first time I heard about ayahuasca was like

835
00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:54,480
Speaker 5: what like I couldn't wrap my head around me either.

836
00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:55,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, like.

837
00:39:55,760 --> 00:40:00,160
Speaker 5: Tree sap and then I don't know, I've never I

838
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:03,200
Speaker 5: have very little experience with drugs.

839
00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:07,600
Speaker 2: Oh you've never done where cards?

840
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:10,080
Speaker 5: Only a household?

841
00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:11,960
Speaker 1: I like it in the house.

842
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:15,160
Speaker 2: Gymnastic drugs.

843
00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:17,719
Speaker 1: If you want, do you like transcendental meditation? Is it

844
00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:19,120
Speaker 1: like a thing that you're doing.

845
00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:21,960
Speaker 5: I'm thinking about doing. I'm thinking about going because you

846
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:23,960
Speaker 5: have to commit to it, like it's kind of expensive,

847
00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:26,000
Speaker 5: and then you do four days and it has to

848
00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:28,800
Speaker 5: be in a row of training, and I feel like

849
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:33,680
Speaker 5: I would like to do something like that or learn French. Yeah,

850
00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:36,239
Speaker 5: I'm just kind of in a place where I feel

851
00:40:36,239 --> 00:40:39,080
Speaker 5: like I need Is it the summer of your senior

852
00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:43,680
Speaker 5: year enhance my existence? Yeah, it is the summer of

853
00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:48,800
Speaker 5: my senior year. Do you speak any foreign languages? No?

854
00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:51,240
Speaker 2: And I do mean no in Spanish.

855
00:40:52,239 --> 00:40:54,840
Speaker 4: I took French for two years in high school, so

856
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:58,080
Speaker 4: I can like kind of put a couple of words together, but.

857
00:40:58,239 --> 00:40:59,319
Speaker 1: Not in any real way.

858
00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:02,040
Speaker 2: You have to stick with it in my experience, or

859
00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:04,600
Speaker 2: it just disappears because I took two years in college,

860
00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:10,120
Speaker 2: which is more I'm trumping your two years ago. I

861
00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:14,839
Speaker 2: really am. And it totally escaped me. Unless unless you're

862
00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:17,200
Speaker 2: around people and you have to out of necessity in.

863
00:41:17,239 --> 00:41:19,839
Speaker 5: A situation where you needed to use it, you would

864
00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:20,720
Speaker 5: probably remember.

865
00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:24,279
Speaker 2: You're right. I was in Costa Rica for like ten

866
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:27,120
Speaker 2: days and it was a surf trap and a floating

867
00:41:27,239 --> 00:41:29,919
Speaker 2: log hurt my ankle almost immediately, and so I didn't

868
00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:32,719
Speaker 2: have much to do. A log in a wave, not

869
00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:35,880
Speaker 2: just a log floating and I I start kicking it

870
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:39,080
Speaker 2: or something that would be crazy of log came towards

871
00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:41,239
Speaker 2: me hit my foot and I was like, well, I

872
00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:43,840
Speaker 2: guess I'm just in Costa Rica during the rainy season.

873
00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:47,520
Speaker 2: But the guys that watched over the house all year

874
00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:50,279
Speaker 2: round where we stayed, they wanted to learn English and

875
00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:53,520
Speaker 2: they were just picking stuff up, like saying what it

876
00:41:53,719 --> 00:41:54,400
Speaker 2: is in Spanish?

877
00:41:54,840 --> 00:41:58,520
Speaker 5: And I feel like this log story helps and in

878
00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:03,160
Speaker 5: a really metaphor beautiful way, what happened with the.

879
00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:07,520
Speaker 2: Log went on went? The log floated on, and so

880
00:42:07,719 --> 00:42:13,040
Speaker 2: did I And I think about that log every day.

881
00:42:14,760 --> 00:42:15,480
Speaker 2: See how's that?

882
00:42:15,719 --> 00:42:16,040
Speaker 1: How's that?

883
00:42:18,320 --> 00:42:21,759
Speaker 5: I love it? I could have beautiful First? Did you

884
00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:25,000
Speaker 5: toss a necklace around the neck of the log? Is it?

885
00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:27,560
Speaker 2: I lit a candle and put it my brother and

886
00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:29,440
Speaker 2: put it in a bag, and I floated it off

887
00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:32,960
Speaker 2: with a log like a like a funeral from Karate Kid.

888
00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:40,200
Speaker 5: Karen. If someone said that in fifteen minutes you could

889
00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:47,200
Speaker 5: choose to be flown to Fiji with only the stuff

890
00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:50,880
Speaker 5: that you have in your car, and you'd stay for

891
00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:54,120
Speaker 5: three days, all expense is paid, and then come back

892
00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:55,279
Speaker 5: in three days, would you do it?

893
00:42:55,480 --> 00:42:55,680
Speaker 1: Hell?

894
00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:57,399
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, me too.

895
00:42:57,600 --> 00:42:59,359
Speaker 1: Fiji is one of those places too.

896
00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:02,160
Speaker 4: Where like I see those pictures on like say a

897
00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:06,000
Speaker 4: screen saver or something where it's the little it's the

898
00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:08,920
Speaker 4: cabins that are out over the water. There's like a

899
00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:11,719
Speaker 4: long walking pier and then there's like a little hut

900
00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:14,399
Speaker 4: out over like bright blue water.

901
00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:18,279
Speaker 1: That's usually Fiji, and that's I would love to go

902
00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:18,640
Speaker 1: to that.

903
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:21,359
Speaker 2: I would love to. I'll even amend it and say

904
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:23,360
Speaker 2: even if it wasn't auction its it's paid, I'd go.

905
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:25,840
Speaker 5: That would be such a good travel business to have

906
00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:27,600
Speaker 5: it based on screensavers?

907
00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:30,480
Speaker 1: Yes, right, do you want to go here?

908
00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:34,759
Speaker 5: Like be like, well, what do you have on your screensaver?

909
00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:37,320
Speaker 5: Which are these screensavers?

910
00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:37,600
Speaker 1: Oh?

911
00:43:37,719 --> 00:43:40,640
Speaker 4: No, the rainforest. I'm gonna get I'm gonna get bitten

912
00:43:40,680 --> 00:43:41,240
Speaker 4: by a spider.

913
00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:44,600
Speaker 5: I feel like I didn't give you up or for

914
00:43:44,719 --> 00:43:46,920
Speaker 5: that hYP oh did answer oh right?

915
00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:47,960
Speaker 1: Or no?

916
00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:49,840
Speaker 5: But I just realized I was like, yeah, that was

917
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:54,120
Speaker 5: a pretty or go fuck yourself, or you can only

918
00:43:56,360 --> 00:43:58,040
Speaker 5: but all you can eat when you're there is Chick

919
00:43:58,120 --> 00:43:58,360
Speaker 5: fil a.

920
00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:02,800
Speaker 1: This is a problem. All of this is a dream vacation.

921
00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:05,760
Speaker 4: What about you, Where's the one place you would because

922
00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:09,800
Speaker 4: you actually weirdly chose my one like tropical destination that

923
00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:10,600
Speaker 4: I would love to go to.

924
00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:11,440
Speaker 1: What's yours?

925
00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:14,160
Speaker 5: And I'm like patting myself on the back and like,

926
00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:15,840
Speaker 5: and I never even think about Fiji.

927
00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:20,480
Speaker 1: Never once before we discussed it, not even on Oscar night.

928
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:25,080
Speaker 5: I think, I think right now I would like to

929
00:44:25,160 --> 00:44:25,760
Speaker 5: go to Greece.

930
00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:29,120
Speaker 2: I heard Greece is amazing.

931
00:44:29,760 --> 00:44:32,520
Speaker 5: I'm not sure where in Greece. I just wear all

932
00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:36,400
Speaker 5: the white buildings, something kind of blue and spacious right now.

933
00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:40,000
Speaker 4: Did you ever see the movie Summer Lovers. No, it's

934
00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:42,919
Speaker 4: from the eighties. You probably wouldn't have. It's the first

935
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:45,400
Speaker 4: dirty movie I ever saw with my cousin Nancy on

936
00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:48,879
Speaker 4: like some late night HBO. And the whole thing takes

937
00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:51,560
Speaker 4: place in this beautiful little village right on the water

938
00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:55,600
Speaker 4: in Greece, and it's Daryl Hannah and Peter Gallagher and

939
00:44:55,680 --> 00:44:56,680
Speaker 4: then some French.

940
00:44:56,520 --> 00:44:58,640
Speaker 5: Lady love Daryl Hannah.

941
00:44:58,840 --> 00:45:01,319
Speaker 4: They end up having like a three you way, it's

942
00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:03,880
Speaker 4: super like softcore kind of dirty in it.

943
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,440
Speaker 1: That might just it might just tide you over.

944
00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:10,480
Speaker 2: Who does darryl Anna, Peter Gallagher and his eyebrows. Who's

945
00:45:10,520 --> 00:45:11,120
Speaker 2: the third.

946
00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:13,759
Speaker 1: French lady that I forgot?

947
00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:16,640
Speaker 5: Daryl Hannah. They had a threesome in Clan of the

948
00:45:16,719 --> 00:45:20,239
Speaker 5: Cave Bear. If I didn't remember Clan, that was like

949
00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:23,239
Speaker 5: the first time I ever saw sax and I was like,

950
00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:24,520
Speaker 5: what are they doing to her?

951
00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:25,200
Speaker 4: Yeah?

952
00:45:25,480 --> 00:45:25,800
Speaker 1: It was.

953
00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:28,880
Speaker 2: If I'm not mistaken, that's one of the early movies

954
00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:31,799
Speaker 2: where it's okay to watch and there's like it's rape.

955
00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:35,840
Speaker 1: There's rape in it, yes, because they're basically cave people.

956
00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:38,280
Speaker 2: Yes, it was. It was a sign of the times.

957
00:45:38,600 --> 00:45:41,120
Speaker 2: My dad said, when I cried and wanted it turned off,

958
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:45,680
Speaker 2: that's just how they did it back then. Son, keep

959
00:45:45,719 --> 00:45:46,399
Speaker 2: your eyes open.

960
00:45:47,719 --> 00:45:52,200
Speaker 5: Kevin cost your movie Dances with Wolves, Dances with Wolves. Yeah,

961
00:45:52,239 --> 00:45:55,000
Speaker 5: I remember expecting more of that and dances with wolves

962
00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:56,719
Speaker 5: and not getting Yeah, not.

963
00:45:58,680 --> 00:45:59,920
Speaker 1: Not getting one of your bargains.

964
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:05,200
Speaker 2: Why are these wolves not raping Kevin? They're just dancing.

965
00:46:07,160 --> 00:46:09,560
Speaker 2: I don't I don't think i've ever watched it yet.

966
00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:12,879
Speaker 2: Here's a little known fact about me. Not a Costner fan.

967
00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:16,439
Speaker 2: Oh really, yeah. I feel that when he acts there's

968
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:17,520
Speaker 2: a dead look in his eye.

969
00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:19,920
Speaker 4: One of my favorite things my dad's ever said to

970
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:22,839
Speaker 4: me was I love that Kevin Costner, but I sure

971
00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:23,560
Speaker 4: don't believe.

972
00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:27,279
Speaker 1: It when he says anything in a movie like, oh,

973
00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:28,640
Speaker 1: that's great, that's perfect.

974
00:46:28,719 --> 00:46:33,240
Speaker 2: Actually, that's what I'm saying. Yes, yeah, he is likable somehow,

975
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:36,440
Speaker 2: but when he's talking, it's like, oh, I don't believe

976
00:46:36,480 --> 00:46:36,840
Speaker 2: he's in this.

977
00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:38,440
Speaker 5: I just think about water World.

978
00:46:39,160 --> 00:46:41,520
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, he's like a tase on money man that

979
00:46:41,680 --> 00:46:44,520
Speaker 4: really believes he should be in the movie when he

980
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:45,680
Speaker 4: absolutely should not be.

981
00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:48,839
Speaker 5: I wish I were more like that. I don't even

982
00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:50,360
Speaker 5: put myself like in a web.

983
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:55,680
Speaker 1: Who looks like, yeah, you got to costner it up

984
00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:56,080
Speaker 1: a little bit.

985
00:46:56,160 --> 00:46:59,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, I could use some of that. Okay.

986
00:46:59,640 --> 00:47:01,759
Speaker 2: When I talked to the guy that put that is

987
00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:04,759
Speaker 2: running the show, Lizzie, he said that you requested going

988
00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:06,400
Speaker 2: up first. Is that correct?

989
00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:06,840
Speaker 1: No?

990
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:12,960
Speaker 2: Oh well that yeah, I said, well, I have a

991
00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:17,080
Speaker 2: feeling she won't be going up first, because that's just

992
00:47:17,160 --> 00:47:20,600
Speaker 2: a feeling. Oh that's ten minutes fast. Well, certainly we're

993
00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:23,120
Speaker 2: four minutes into her set. If if if we were,

994
00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:24,960
Speaker 2: if she's going for but you aren't going first.

995
00:47:25,239 --> 00:47:27,319
Speaker 5: All I have to cut is that one junk yard joke.

996
00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:33,719
Speaker 5: I'm gonna say it until it's funny. We did it, Oh,

997
00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:36,040
Speaker 5: the we did it.

998
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:41,160
Speaker 2: I think I definitely think you should keep on a

999
00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:44,600
Speaker 2: on a pile of empty tunic cans. Please yes, please.

1000
00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:45,319
Speaker 5: Okay m H.

1001
00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:49,840
Speaker 2: Paint picture. I know.

1002
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:53,680
Speaker 5: Thank you so much for having me, of course, wonderfully

1003
00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:58,040
Speaker 5: smooth ride was it isn't Karen a good driver, very calming,

1004
00:47:58,640 --> 00:47:58,920
Speaker 5: Thank you.

1005
00:47:59,719 --> 00:48:03,040
Speaker 2: It is a completely different podcast, Lezzie. When I'm driving,

1006
00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:08,800
Speaker 2: it's chaotic. Everyone's thoughts are disjoin it because we're interrupted

1007
00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:12,800
Speaker 2: with me having outbursts and just everyone mutually feeling like

1008
00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:15,800
Speaker 2: we're gonna die because I can't multitask. And Karen is

1009
00:48:16,239 --> 00:48:16,560
Speaker 2: very good.

1010
00:48:16,719 --> 00:48:18,640
Speaker 1: Well you know what it is? If you want to

1011
00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:19,240
Speaker 1: know my secret?

1012
00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:21,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, what has it? Please tell me? Maybe I can learn.

1013
00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:24,760
Speaker 1: Well, here's the thing in Los Angeles.

1014
00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:27,000
Speaker 4: You don't really have to pay attention when you're driving

1015
00:48:27,080 --> 00:48:30,160
Speaker 4: because everyone around you will drive for you, so you

1016
00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:32,600
Speaker 4: can just like you know what I mean, You don't

1017
00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:34,759
Speaker 4: have to like gas it to get to a red light.

1018
00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:36,839
Speaker 4: It's you're always coming up to a red light. Don't

1019
00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:39,319
Speaker 4: hit the gas unless you have a big, wide open

1020
00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:40,080
Speaker 4: space in front of you.

1021
00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:42,520
Speaker 2: So you just treat it like you're a fish floating

1022
00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:46,480
Speaker 2: with a school of fish in almost then approach to driving.

1023
00:48:46,280 --> 00:48:48,880
Speaker 1: It's just kind of glide around. Don't be in a hurry.

1024
00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:50,880
Speaker 2: Do you make driving sound calming?

1025
00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:52,000
Speaker 1: It's pretty great.

1026
00:48:52,239 --> 00:48:55,360
Speaker 2: You don't even need to learn how to transcendentally meditate?

1027
00:48:56,719 --> 00:48:58,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't. I'm beyond all of it.

1028
00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:03,879
Speaker 2: Well, transcend that, I don't know. I tried to. Incidentally,

1029
00:49:04,080 --> 00:49:06,520
Speaker 2: whatever words are fun and it's fun to mess with

1030
00:49:06,560 --> 00:49:12,480
Speaker 2: them or ruin them. I believe Costner style well transcendentally.

1031
00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:16,120
Speaker 2: That brings us to the end of this podcast. Incidentally,

1032
00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:19,960
Speaker 2: damn it, I ruined it again. I'm nuts. We see

1033
00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:24,600
Speaker 2: the glowing lights of Bordener's right near Hollywood Boulevard, which

1034
00:49:24,640 --> 00:49:27,200
Speaker 2: I think tonight we're gonna know why when the Mayor

1035
00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:30,600
Speaker 2: of Hollywood taps Lizzy and I both on the shoulder

1036
00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:37,000
Speaker 2: after our sets and says, hey, guess what what you

1037
00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:41,640
Speaker 2: two are gonna have mansions and then walks away and

1038
00:49:41,719 --> 00:49:45,280
Speaker 2: realize we realize he's got leaves in his hair, no pants.

1039
00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:47,600
Speaker 1: There's no Mayor of Hollywood where that.

1040
00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:50,040
Speaker 2: I thought it was a funny. That is, his business

1041
00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:51,400
Speaker 2: card was written in crayon.

1042
00:49:53,360 --> 00:49:55,600
Speaker 4: Well have a good Oh, Lizzie, plug do you have

1043
00:49:55,680 --> 00:49:58,919
Speaker 4: things to plug? Or the appearances you're making things you're doing?

1044
00:49:59,120 --> 00:50:01,680
Speaker 4: I know you're a right on the soup, which people

1045
00:50:01,719 --> 00:50:04,000
Speaker 4: should know about you. We should have said that first.

1046
00:50:04,719 --> 00:50:06,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, I do the online stuff at the soup. I'm

1047
00:50:06,719 --> 00:50:08,520
Speaker 5: doing Bridgetown with you actually.

1048
00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:12,719
Speaker 2: And me and Chris. Yes, yes, nice, let's redo what

1049
00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:14,919
Speaker 2: we're doing right now, but up there in a different city,

1050
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:16,240
Speaker 2: so it's like a new experience.

1051
00:50:16,320 --> 00:50:19,960
Speaker 1: Yep, Oh god, I would love that, Okay, And then

1052
00:50:20,320 --> 00:50:23,160
Speaker 1: she was gonna say no, oh God.

1053
00:50:24,160 --> 00:50:26,600
Speaker 5: I just had a general moment of oh God, and

1054
00:50:26,719 --> 00:50:28,360
Speaker 5: then I tried to turn it.

1055
00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:32,520
Speaker 2: Well, that's what that's the that's the feeling that Portland

1056
00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:34,719
Speaker 2: in your Future gives you. And then I have an

1057
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:38,879
Speaker 2: instag of oh god, what's your instagramled.

1058
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:41,480
Speaker 5: Avant gram it's a V A and T underscore g

1059
00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:45,720
Speaker 5: R A M when I make like little avant garde movies.

1060
00:50:46,120 --> 00:50:49,200
Speaker 2: I didn't know that. Yeah, I'm going to great. I'm

1061
00:50:49,239 --> 00:50:51,359
Speaker 2: gonna click ad right now.

1062
00:50:51,480 --> 00:50:52,160
Speaker 5: I would love that.

1063
00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:54,400
Speaker 1: Are they black and white? They are not.

1064
00:50:54,640 --> 00:50:56,759
Speaker 5: I have not done a black and white one yet.

1065
00:50:56,840 --> 00:50:57,640
Speaker 1: I need to watch them.

1066
00:50:57,840 --> 00:50:59,759
Speaker 2: I would love that you're going to watch them even

1067
00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:00,799
Speaker 2: though not black and white.

1068
00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:03,799
Speaker 1: Well, I don't have Instagram, but I'm gonna I'm gonna

1069
00:51:03,840 --> 00:51:04,319
Speaker 1: do some work.

1070
00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:07,120
Speaker 4: I'm gonna you should suss around and see maybe we'll

1071
00:51:07,160 --> 00:51:10,160
Speaker 4: pull Georgia Hardstark in and she can hook me up.

1072
00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:12,200
Speaker 2: He's been one of them.

1073
00:51:12,239 --> 00:51:16,040
Speaker 1: Actually, she really Yeah, she's great. She looks like Louise Brooks.

1074
00:51:16,760 --> 00:51:18,160
Speaker 1: She does, so she should be in.

1075
00:51:18,480 --> 00:51:21,719
Speaker 2: Wow. I'm going to look up who Louise Brooks is.

1076
00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:25,600
Speaker 1: She's a great, the great, the first great Bob of

1077
00:51:25,680 --> 00:51:26,080
Speaker 1: our time.

1078
00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:26,600
Speaker 5: Ah.

1079
00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:29,120
Speaker 1: Yes, guys, this has been incredible.

1080
00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:32,000
Speaker 2: It has been incredible. You get you go meet your

1081
00:51:32,120 --> 00:51:34,480
Speaker 2: friend for dinner. I'm gonna go and do comedy concert

1082
00:51:34,560 --> 00:51:38,280
Speaker 2: with Lizzie and Lizzie. Thanks for being on our program.

1083
00:51:38,520 --> 00:51:39,880
Speaker 5: Thank you so much for having me.

1084
00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:42,719
Speaker 2: You've been listening to Do You Need a Ride? D

1085
00:51:42,960 --> 00:51:44,239
Speaker 2: y n A r