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Speaker 1: Hey, it's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning with a

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Speaker 1: brand new full hour for you. And if you grew

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Speaker 1: up in a small town like Brooke, Oh.

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Speaker 2: So many stories we share. We're gonna go over some

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Speaker 2: of those things. And if you've never been to a

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Speaker 3: Yes, really, it was a really enlightening segment.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, things that I thought were totally normal growing up

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Speaker 2: and apparently they.

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Speaker 3: Are not not at all.

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Speaker 1: So that's happening in brand new Lose your line, new

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Speaker 1: second date. But first, your comments? What do you got, Alexis?

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Speaker 3: Yes, And I'm gonna say I did a segment last

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Speaker 3: week and you guys all left super nice comments. I

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Speaker 3: read them all. I appreciate them, but I'm not gonna

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Speaker 3: read them out here because I don't want to read

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Speaker 3: comments about myself.

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Speaker 1: You don't want to praise yourself.

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Speaker 4: That's kind of weird.

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Speaker 3: But I saw them, and I thank you. But we're

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Speaker 3: gonna talk about a different comment.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that said funny story.

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Speaker 3: At some point I thought Alexis was Brook's daughter who

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Speaker 3: was stuck around after bring your daughter to work day?

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Speaker 5: Hear you?

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Speaker 1: Why can't I ever be a big sister?

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Speaker 2: I mean I won't go over the numbers here, but

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Speaker 2: both it could be true.

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Speaker 1: Oka, Right here we go, brand new episode starts right now.

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Speaker 1: Go to your room, Alexis.

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Speaker 4: I'm curious. Do you guys know what a flamper is?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 5: No, but it.

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Speaker 1: Sounds inappropriate, sounds like a dance.

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Speaker 4: It's brooking Jeffrey in the morning. Well, let me explain.

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Speaker 4: Let's say you're exhausted after a long day. You're about

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Speaker 4: to hop into bed, so you sit down, take off

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Speaker 4: your clothes. But instead of taking them to the closet

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Speaker 4: Those clothes are now in the flamper.

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Speaker 1: Oh, if it has a name, then it's not a mess.

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Speaker 4: Perfect your floor hamper.

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Speaker 1: It's the only type of hamper my children use.

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Speaker 4: Yes, because let's be honest, a lot of these clothes

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Speaker 4: aren't even really that dirty, especially if you only wore

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Speaker 2: Well, I mean if you don't want to fold them

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Speaker 4: The flamper is the perfect place to store them in

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Speaker 4: the meantime until you pick them up. And reuse them

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Speaker 4: the next commercial.

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Speaker 1: Flamp on.

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Speaker 4: It probably feels like your entire house is a flamper

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Speaker 3: It does.

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Speaker 1: I'm not even lying.

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Speaker 2: I walked into the kitchen last night and my son's

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Speaker 1: And his response was I didn't know where to.

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Speaker 5: Put it where.

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Speaker 2: Meanwhile, he threw the little underwear that that goes in

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Speaker 1: It was on the basement flamp.

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Speaker 4: I think it's smart because he probably wants to use

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Speaker 4: Would that be called a champer? I don't know. I

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Speaker 4: with the man who flamped his clothes at Brooks Mom's

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Speaker 5: Okay, she does not appreciate that, and.

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Speaker 7: We keep our clothes on. Today is National Cuddly Kitten Day,

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Speaker 7: which means somewhere as we speak, a tiny ball of

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Speaker 7: But no matter how psychotically unhinged our cats may be,

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Speaker 7: you'll have to tell me which ones made the cut

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Speaker 7: during a special trendy itty bitty or fougayzy pretty kitty

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Speaker 7: edition of twenty of twenty. Now you say number one

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Speaker 7: through twenty, I'll give you a name that a proud

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna remember Gaze. I hope you know that.

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Speaker 7: We'll start with the woman who laps up her morning

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Speaker 7: latte from a pet dish to save the environment from

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Speaker 7: wasteful plastic cups. That's alexis three, number three. Alexis your

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Speaker 7: cute cuddly cat. Name is Milo? Is that name a

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Speaker 7: real trendy itty bitty or a fake food gay pretty kitty.

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Speaker 3: In the movie Mylone otis is.

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Speaker 3: All say real?

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Speaker 7: That's the yes, Thank you, Jeffrey. The phrase is either

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Speaker 7: real trendy itty bitty or fake fugazy pretty kitty.

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Speaker 5: Very difficult.

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Speaker 3: Actually, I'm changing my mind. I think people can do

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Speaker 7: Let's go fake fou gayzy pretty kitty, gazey pretty kitty,

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Speaker 7: fake for gaze, pretty kitty. You had You're really you

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Speaker 7: had it on the one yard line. You screwed it up.

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Speaker 7: That's a trendy kitty. Milo is the number five name

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Speaker 1: Man called Milo and eight cats are gonna come give

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Speaker 7: Oh, Brook, you just assume you're next. I did, because

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Speaker 7: you are number eight. All right, Brook, Your cute cuddly

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Speaker 1: Simba? I mean obviously a lion, a lion king. It's Simba.

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Speaker 1: You know how it works, leaves the family for years,

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Speaker 1: it becomes astray, but then comes back. Yeah, he does.

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Speaker 7: I put in so much work to come up with

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Speaker 7: these fun little phrases for you guys to say. Brooke,

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Speaker 7: you're saying fake fugazy pretty kitty.

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Speaker 1: That's exactly what I said.

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Speaker 7: Well, you're wrong. It's a very trendy itty bitty name.

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Speaker 7: Simba is number eight on the list.

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Speaker 4: Say it really?

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Speaker 5: I thanks jose.

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Speaker 7: Jse just for that. We're gonna go to you. Next

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Speaker 7: three and eight are off the boards. Twelve, Your cute

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Speaker 7: cuddly cat name is mishd. Is that name a real

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Speaker 5: Why miso how is that name associated with cats?

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Speaker 1: Like?

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Speaker 1: Movie Mommy is too long of a word to say.

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Speaker 5: I don't know. I don't like it.

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Speaker 7: It's fugaysee Jose's gonna say fake fugaze, pretty kiddy. Yes,

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Speaker 7: my Miso is not on the list of top ten

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Speaker 7: most popular cat names.

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Speaker 1: It's a great cat.

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Speaker 7: It's actually not. If we're naming cats over food, don't

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Speaker 7: choose a bean paste. That's like the last thing you cat, beanie.

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Speaker 5: I do love Miso soon.

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Speaker 7: By the way, all right, we're talking top ten cat

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Speaker 7: Brooke got one wrong, Jose got his right. Then Brook

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Speaker 7: that as a second wrong answer. And now we're over

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Speaker 7: to Jeffrey. If you get this right, Jeffrey, you and

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Speaker 7: Jose are gonna win.

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Speaker 4: I'll take number two.

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Speaker 5: Do you have any cats to give us for winning?

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Speaker 7: Like I do, But they are seventy five dollars each

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Speaker 7: Never Jeffrey, number two, Your cute cuddly kitten name is Noodle,

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Speaker 4: I mean I started this trend of naming your pets

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Speaker 4: second dog, Bagel, is named Popcorn, a name not as

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Speaker 4: You know, Yeah, I just boy, I don't see it

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Speaker 4: as a cat name. I'm gonna go fake foo gatzi

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Speaker 7: All right, you had the more Italian pronunciation, but you

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Speaker 7: got the words right, Jeffrey, and you got the question right.

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Speaker 7: Noodle did not make the list, And after that the

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Speaker 4: Since the boys know kiddies better than the girls do,

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Speaker 2: Hey, I'm telling you loosen up my buttons, bab but

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Speaker 4: Stop that buttons though, great name for a cat. That

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Speaker 4: was your shock collar question of the day.

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Speaker 8: Brooken Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: It is tense up in the cinema world and someone's

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Speaker 5: Wait what, I'm confused.

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Speaker 4: It's broken Jeffrey in the morning, just.

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Speaker 1: Staring contest hose. Okay, someone's gonna lose.

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Speaker 4: You know, you guys might not know this, but December eighteenth,

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Speaker 4: this year is gonna be bigger than you ever imagined.

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Speaker 4: That is all time, brook Close your eyes and imagine

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Speaker 4: something big.

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Speaker 5: Wow, you don't want to know.

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Speaker 4: What are you thinking about?

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Speaker 1: Why it's just my lunch serving I brought a big lunch.

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Speaker 4: I promise whatever's in your mind, this is twenty times

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Speaker 4: bigger than WHOA twenty five. The exact date that I

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Speaker 4: just gave you, the eighteenth of December. Two huge blockbuster

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Speaker 1: It's like when we had Barbie and Oppenheimer.

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Speaker 4: being billed, Dunes Day perfect. Like Brooks said a mashup

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Speaker 4: of the two titles, similar to Barbenheimer with Barbie and

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Speaker 4: Oppenheimer and Glicked with Gladiator two and Wicked. But next

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Speaker 4: winter we could be facing Done's Day, and the Hollywood

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Speaker 4: is out of Arizona. Thirty five year old Hernan Rodriguez

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Speaker 1: We never start with happy stories.

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Speaker 4: Well, gets a little less happy because Katie was so

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Speaker 1: Alexis can do that. Last one, ye, last one is

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Speaker 4: Now, I will say these aren't real, real jobs, as

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Speaker 4: And they say, if you're going for the room service gig,

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Speaker 1: This feels like it's meant for you, Jose, I'm not

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Speaker 4: If the robe researcher is more your area of expertise,

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Speaker 1: Easy. You're so easy?

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Speaker 4: Now?

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Speaker 1: Does it include whether or not you can steal the

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Speaker 4: The gym raider job will go to someone that can

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Speaker 4: You need to apply on their site with two hundred

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Speaker 1: You should get that hose.

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Speaker 4: This next laser story out of matchmaking mania. Online dating

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Speaker 2: It's not a very catchy name. Can we go back

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Speaker 4: It's asking users for access to their full photo library

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Speaker 1: Whow why is it AI keep saying all the topless ones?

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Speaker 4: Well, basically it's like having an algorithm act as your

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Speaker 4: So the tender claims privacy is their top priority.

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Speaker 4: Yes, they say they only select images that are shirt

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, Brook, do you want to get a match

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Speaker 4: out of Survey World. Today is the International Day of Happiness,

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Speaker 4: and every year since twenty twelve, Gallup has put out

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Speaker 4: Finland is number one.

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Speaker 1: Is it is?

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Speaker 1: Just like all the steam saunas, Like, what are they

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Speaker 4: I think they hibernate for four months Saturay. They just

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Speaker 5: It's like the same.

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Speaker 4: But the five major Nordic countries all made the top six.

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Speaker 4: The US is number twenty three out of one hundred

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Speaker 4: As for this guy's happiness meter, it's pointing straight up

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Speaker 4: of the day. We'll do it again the same time

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Speaker 4: on Wednesday.

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Speaker 8: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: If you could give anyone in your family a fake

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Speaker 4: Your husband? Grandma? You're newborn?

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, five month old. Never saw it coming, but

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Speaker 4: You're gonna hear it along with a few others during

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Speaker 9: Would you is the right number?

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Speaker 5: It's the loser line.

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Speaker 4: Go on, just call me back if you haven't heard

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Speaker 4: Voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 9: Next message, Hi, this is Can.

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Speaker 10: Something you should probably know is like that I'm newly single.

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Speaker 10: You know, I'm just putting myself back out there.

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Speaker 6: Now.

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Speaker 10: Look, you really seem really nice. So I figured, why

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Speaker 9: Card readers at the gas station.

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Speaker 10: I'm just going to press all the buttons until something happened.

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Speaker 9: Next message, I.

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Speaker 5: Think the time just ran out after like fifteen years.

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Speaker 4: That's what a voicemail from my mom would sound like

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Speaker 4: if she ever became single, except it would go on

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Speaker 5: She did so well.

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Speaker 11: Next message, Hi, Uh, this is the U magician from

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Speaker 12: All the fun.

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Speaker 9: But I thought maybe just for you, I could do

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Speaker 11: Okay, so as you can see, I've got well you

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Speaker 11: I have a yellow fudgy ball.

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Speaker 9: It's in my hand, norball, nothing special.

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Speaker 12: I give it a.

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Speaker 11: Tap and another tap and pof it's gone danished.

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Speaker 9: closest appear. No, I'm kidding.

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Speaker 2: No, that's the most unconfident magician I've ever heard.

448
00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:16,040
Speaker 4: If you're looking for his services, though, just google awkward

449
00:23:16,119 --> 00:23:18,159
Speaker 4: perverted magician online.

450
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Speaker 5: This can be a business model. Yeah, call people thirty

451
00:23:21,119 --> 00:23:24,520
Speaker 5: minute shows. Okay, now imagine I'm soft and half you're crazy.

452
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Speaker 1: Right Wait, I'm levitating.

453
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Speaker 4: Let's not ruin his magic. But speaking of perverted magicians,

454
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Speaker 4: have you been to our Instagram before? Our digital producer

455
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,359
Speaker 4: Jake says, that's where the real fans live.

456
00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:44,600
Speaker 1: Hey, that's not even where the real magic happens.

457
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:47,240
Speaker 4: For sure, you can not only follow the show there,

458
00:23:47,359 --> 00:23:51,000
Speaker 4: but you'll get exclusive clips of us doing silly things

459
00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:53,280
Speaker 4: all around the office.

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Speaker 1: And you can actually see him.

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00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:57,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, the other big podcasters don't do that.

462
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Speaker 1: No, they suck it.

463
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Speaker 4: Joe Rogan, Yeah he's not.

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Speaker 1: You know, what are you bringing that?

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Speaker 5: Silly?

466
00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:05,320
Speaker 4: No, nobody silly like we are. And we post our

467
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Speaker 4: Loser Line clips favorite ones of the week every single week.

468
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Speaker 4: So go find us at Brook and Jeffrey just like

469
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Speaker 4: lust and subscribe. Now back to the clips. You my buddy, Kirkie,

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Speaker 4: he gave me your number.

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Speaker 13: I thought you were cute and uh uh sorry, hold

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Speaker 13: on a second, sorry about that.

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Speaker 9: I just whoa Okay, Okay, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 13: I was just curious about Oh man, are they gonna

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Speaker 13: ask you? That's where I had a reason for calling.

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Speaker 13: I get have you like, have you on whippets before?

477
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Speaker 13: Like those little canister things? Uh like the hold on? Okay,

478
00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:14,640
Speaker 13: so sorry, you're still He's still there. I was gonna

479
00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:18,760
Speaker 13: ask you have you ever done whip it before? They're

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Speaker 13: They're way more fun than I remember them being. That

481
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Speaker 13: was a big one.

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Speaker 1: That made the most unsexy drug use.

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Speaker 4: You've heard the sexy ones. That one didn't meet your

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Speaker 4: bar I.

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Speaker 2: Did appreciate that it was his buddy who gave him

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Speaker 2: the loser line.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys.

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Speaker 4: Caught, is there any chance we can invite this guy

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Speaker 4: to our next show dinner, just to like spice things

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Speaker 4: up a little bit.

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Speaker 1: He won't remember to come.

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Speaker 9: Hey.

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Speaker 6: Uh hey, Bud, it's your uncle, Bob. Your mom wanted

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Speaker 6: me to leave you this message because you just did

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Speaker 6: your what the piano recital thing and uh she sent

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Speaker 6: me the video of it and just wow, dude, you've

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Speaker 6: got uh well, you've got some big moves on the

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Speaker 6: keys there. It was, oh god, what do you what

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Speaker 6: do you guys call it?

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Speaker 12: It was.

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Speaker 6: Vibes, big, big, big vibes. I love you, buddy, stay groovy. Yeah, uncle, how.

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Speaker 12: Is that how you do it?

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Speaker 4: Everybody's doing whippets on this My god.

504
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Speaker 5: Poor uncle, that's gonna be me Like I already talked to.

505
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:03,120
Speaker 1: Your Sister's going to give you the loser.

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Speaker 12: Remember.

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00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:08,159
Speaker 4: Hit up and subscribe to our YouTube at Brook and Jeffrey,

508
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:10,080
Speaker 4: where we post all of our content, our second dates,

509
00:27:10,119 --> 00:27:13,800
Speaker 4: phone taps, and video recordings of us live reacting in

510
00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:17,359
Speaker 4: studio while doing whippets to all of the leuser line

511
00:27:17,359 --> 00:27:19,720
Speaker 4: clips of the week. We've got a phone tap coming

512
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:22,199
Speaker 4: up right after this. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the

513
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:26,360
Speaker 4: morning and they say it's notoriously difficult for grown men

514
00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:31,160
Speaker 4: to make new friends, and that's why. In today's phone tap,

515
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Speaker 4: I call a guy who just moved into a new

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Speaker 4: neighborhood with his family, and I am generously offering to

517
00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:42,119
Speaker 4: give my time to hang out with him immediately. I

518
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:45,679
Speaker 4: just need one thing from him first. He needs to

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00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:49,160
Speaker 4: sell me on it. In your phone tap right now.

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00:27:49,359 --> 00:27:51,680
Speaker 8: Brook and Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.

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Speaker 4: Hello, Hi, is this James?

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Speaker 12: Yeah speaking Hey James.

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00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:02,399
Speaker 4: My name's Tyson. I'm one of your neighbors. You just

524
00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:03,520
Speaker 4: moved in recently.

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Speaker 12: Right, Yeah, we just moved in last week.

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Speaker 4: Cool. Nice to meet you.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, nice to meet you too, Tysan.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. So my wife, who's friends with your wife, she

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Speaker 4: thinks it'd be good for us to like hang out sometime.

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Speaker 4: You and me?

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Speaker 12: Okay, yeah, oh just you and me? Yeah sure cool.

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Speaker 4: So sell me on it. I'm sorry, Yeah, tell me

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Speaker 4: on it, like know you want it?

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Speaker 12: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Why should I hang out with you? But what would

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00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:36,960
Speaker 4: we do?

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00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:37,720
Speaker 7: Where we go?

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Speaker 4: Because you know, my time's kind of valuable and I

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Speaker 4: just want to make sure it's gonna be worth it

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Speaker 4: for me.

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Speaker 12: Well, hold on, man, you called me to ask me

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Speaker 12: to hang out.

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Speaker 4: No, our wives talk to each other, and they thought

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Speaker 4: we should hang out and get to know each other.

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Speaker 12: Oh, well, I'm going to speak to Michelle and see

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Speaker 12: if this is her idea.

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Speaker 4: And Michelle already thinks it's a good idea. So you

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00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:57,640
Speaker 4: just have to sell me on it. It's a good buddy.

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Speaker 12: Don't speak for my wife for me.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I'm big enough that you're kind of a hot head,

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Speaker 4: and when you and me hanging out, I don't need

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Speaker 4: that kind of energy. Buddy, that's not selling me on it.

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Speaker 12: Hold on, I'm not being a hothead here. You're antagonizing me.

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Speaker 4: I'm just trying to even Just the way that you

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00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:14,520
Speaker 4: said I'm not being a hot head makes me think

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Speaker 4: that you're more of a hot head.

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Speaker 12: All right, listen, so I don't appreciate this conversation.

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Speaker 4: Well, now you've just gone all the way down to

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Speaker 4: the bottom, the bottom of what your list.

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Speaker 12: Great, I'm glad I'm there.

561
00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:28,520
Speaker 4: It's actually just a neighbor list. I rank them. And

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Speaker 4: now you've you've ranked the neighbors. Mike's at the very top.

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Speaker 4: Super cool, it was Mike. Well you even met Mike. No,

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Speaker 4: I have not met Mike he's in the yellow house

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Speaker 4: down the street. That's great, but he's my number one,

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Speaker 4: so you can't have him. But then number two is Rob.

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Speaker 4: What Mike, what's fine? You can have Robbed?

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Speaker 12: What are you talking about?

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Speaker 4: But you can have Rob on the weekends because that's

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Speaker 4: when we chose.

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Speaker 12: You're trying to fix me off.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's really not selling me on it.

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Speaker 12: I'm not interested in anything that you're trying to sell me.

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Speaker 4: I'm not selling you anything. I'm the buyer. Remember what

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Speaker 4: I was talking about. Here's what I'm kind of gathering

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Speaker 4: from this conversation is that you're not a very trustworthy person.

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Speaker 4: And all right, that's not making me want to hang

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Speaker 4: out with you anymore.

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Speaker 12: Okay, great, Yeah, don't don't have your I don't need

580
00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:17,920
Speaker 12: your wife talking to my wife then and making up

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Speaker 12: these ridiculous ideas. I'm not gonna hang out with a

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Speaker 12: nut job like you.

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Speaker 4: Okay, listen, I'm gonna give you a pass on how

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Speaker 4: this conversation started. You're new sell me on us hanging out. No,

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Speaker 4: I'm not gonna sell you on hay.

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Speaker 12: No, this is ridiculous, man.

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Speaker 4: I'll start I'm gonna get a little vulnerable with you here.

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Speaker 4: I enjoy gardening. Do you.

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Speaker 12: Sure? What do you like to garden?

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Speaker 4: Oh? I did not think you were gonna ask me that.

591
00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:55,720
Speaker 4: What you know? Just general landscape, green bushes and tree stuff.

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Speaker 12: No, that was a lie. I could tell.

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Speaker 4: Drink wine. Sometimes I go kite flying on the weekends.

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Speaker 4: Who goes kite again? You don't understand how things work

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Speaker 4: in this neighborhood. But if we go kite flying together,

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Speaker 4: we're not having flying kit Let's say we are. We're

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Speaker 4: rubbing each other and we're goosing each other around, We're

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Speaker 4: just gibing. No, no, then you know, maybe I'll feel

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Speaker 4: more comfortable with you, and I'd be open to telling

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Speaker 4: you that this is a prank phone call on the

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Speaker 4: radio and it's all a joke.

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Speaker 9: What.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Then I would feel comfortable telling you that I'm

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Speaker 4: actually from a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 4: the Morning, and I don't live in your neighborhood, but

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Speaker 4: your son Emerson wanted to set you up for a

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Speaker 4: phone tap. So how do you know my son because

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Speaker 4: he listens to our show. He emailed us and told

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Speaker 4: us that you guys just moved and he thought he

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Speaker 4: it'd be funny to prank you.

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Speaker 12: Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 14: I'm serious. Oh do you think I'd sound like a

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Speaker 14: kite flyer? No, I could tell you got really.

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Speaker 4: Upset there, I did.

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Speaker 12: I was ready to come over and fight.

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Speaker 4: That's not a very neighborly way to join in any community.

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Speaker 12: Oh you're right, you're right. I would not have made

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Speaker 12: the list.

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Speaker 4: God, but seriously, for the last time, if we hang out,

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Speaker 4: sell me on it.

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Speaker 7: Thrup in Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties, trilling Jeffrey

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Speaker 7: in the morning.

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Speaker 4: There's a universal rule of dating where the amount of

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Speaker 4: effort you need to put into planning a date is

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00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:38,320
Speaker 4: directly tied to how attractive you are. The higher your

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Speaker 4: hot score, the less effort you need to put in.

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Speaker 4: It's just simple math. But the listener on the phone

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Speaker 4: says she managed to find a guy who broke that equation,

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Speaker 4: even though he was a solid nine. It was the special,

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Speaker 4: thoughtful activity he planned for them that had her so

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Speaker 4: turned on.

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Speaker 5: Whoa a guy with feelings?

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Speaker 4: You're gonna find out what it was in your brand

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Speaker 4: new second date.

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Speaker 8: Update next Broken Jeffrey in the Morning Second Date updates.

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Speaker 4: A popular influencer on Instagram recently got millions of views

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Speaker 4: for a ten second clip where she said she has

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Speaker 4: a theory that the more attractive you get, the less

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Speaker 4: likely you are to get a boyfriend or a girlfriend,

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Speaker 4: and if you're a nine or a ten, you're basically

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Speaker 4: cooked and are never going to be able to lock

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Speaker 4: anyone down.

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Speaker 1: I can actually see this. My best friend was stunning.

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Speaker 4: You don't have to talk about me like I'm not

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Speaker 4: in the room.

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Speaker 1: And people are intimidated by her, and they thought she

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Speaker 1: was mean.

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Speaker 7: But she wasn't.

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Speaker 1: She was just shy and hot, like it's not a

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Speaker 1: you know, it's a hard combination to live with.

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Speaker 5: But also she's rare because a lot of them are mean.

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Speaker 4: Well they've earned that right because they're so hot. And

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Speaker 4: I wonder if our listener, Tammy, who's on the phone

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Speaker 4: right now, would agree with that, since she's actually the

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Speaker 4: one who sent me that clip. So Tammy, you believe that? Huh?

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Speaker 15: Yeah?

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Speaker 9: Yeah, I sent that to you because I agree with

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Speaker 9: it and I feel like it applies to me right now.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so you're the you're the hot girl having a

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Speaker 1: hard time in the dating world.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, like I've been told them I'm a nine or ten.

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Speaker 9: But if I am that attractive and you're that attractive,

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Speaker 9: then chances are you also already have like a very

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Speaker 9: small group of people who are in your league at all,

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Speaker 9: So the chances of them like like you have no chance,

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Speaker 9: you have no chance.

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Speaker 2: If you're really hot, there's not very many other hot

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Speaker 2: people to date, and you don't want to date down.

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Speaker 1: Is that what I'm hearing?

670
00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:41,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's if you're looking for equal in numbers.

671
00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:44,040
Speaker 9: Yeah, right, And like I used to be nice. I

672
00:34:44,120 --> 00:34:44,919
Speaker 9: used to be too nice.

673
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:49,280
Speaker 5: Okay what we just said. I was like, something.

674
00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:53,279
Speaker 4: Has tense for you, but all the terrible men out

675
00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:56,319
Speaker 4: there obviously couldn't meet up to your nice standards, so

676
00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:57,160
Speaker 4: you had to get mean.

677
00:34:57,640 --> 00:35:00,640
Speaker 9: Like after a while, you teach the sixes evans and

678
00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:06,479
Speaker 9: oh sorry.

679
00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:05,719
Speaker 1: Oh that's what she said.

680
00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:09,600
Speaker 9: Yeah, you teach them enough about themselves, like I was.

681
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:11,759
Speaker 9: I was being gratified by like helping out guys that

682
00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:14,400
Speaker 9: morning my league, like when I was younger, you know.

683
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:16,719
Speaker 9: And then it's like self improvement and when you feel

684
00:35:16,719 --> 00:35:19,080
Speaker 9: like you're finally finding yourself on a new level, like

685
00:35:19,239 --> 00:35:21,680
Speaker 9: your world opens up. There are like levels of nines

686
00:35:21,719 --> 00:35:23,520
Speaker 9: and tens. You find yourself and you're like I made it.

687
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:26,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, I am not fully followed all of this. I'm

688
00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:27,600
Speaker 1: gonna be honest with you.

689
00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:31,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm fully with you. By the way, Tammy, I'm like,

690
00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:32,240
Speaker 4: our brains are connected.

691
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:35,480
Speaker 1: Can we get to your date that you're calling us about.

692
00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:38,719
Speaker 4: I want to talk about this more. But okay, I

693
00:35:38,719 --> 00:35:41,160
Speaker 4: guess you've met a guy though, that has matched your

694
00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:43,399
Speaker 4: standards that you're holding for yourself. What's his name?

695
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:45,240
Speaker 9: Yes, his name's Tucker.

696
00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:46,560
Speaker 4: Okay, okay.

697
00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:49,040
Speaker 9: And I didn't even know I had this standard, honestly,

698
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:52,239
Speaker 9: because I have never seen his moves before. His moves,

699
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:55,560
Speaker 9: his moves, like the moves she put on me were like,

700
00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:58,640
Speaker 9: I mean, they were like eleven moves and.

701
00:35:58,680 --> 00:35:59,920
Speaker 1: You reached around and put it.

702
00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:05,239
Speaker 4: That's a fourth screen. Tell us about Tucker, how you

703
00:36:05,239 --> 00:36:07,040
Speaker 4: guys met and what his moves were?

704
00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:11,520
Speaker 9: Too hot? We met off the app okay, yeah, and

705
00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:14,920
Speaker 9: first we got drinks. It was good drinks, and then

706
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:17,200
Speaker 9: we watched the sunset and then after that we saw

707
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:19,400
Speaker 9: a band that his friends were in. But like, it

708
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:20,720
Speaker 9: was the sunset moves?

709
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:22,560
Speaker 1: What were the sunset moves? What do you do?

710
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:26,280
Speaker 9: So here's what he does. He has like a little backpack.

711
00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:29,520
Speaker 9: He pulls out two notebooks, and he gave me a

712
00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:32,000
Speaker 9: notebook and he was like, let's journal.

713
00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:36,920
Speaker 1: Why did I want him to pull out champagne for

714
00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:40,040
Speaker 1: you are.

715
00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:40,719
Speaker 5: Not impressed with that?

716
00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:41,560
Speaker 1: I don't know.

717
00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:43,800
Speaker 3: I'm all for journaling on your free time, not on

718
00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:44,160
Speaker 3: a date.

719
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:48,280
Speaker 9: You you liked the journal moves, Okay, it seemed corny,

720
00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:49,840
Speaker 9: but like, first of all, there weren't a lot of

721
00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:52,560
Speaker 9: other people around, so I was like a little more

722
00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:54,680
Speaker 9: kind of natural. And then like I don't know, it

723
00:36:54,800 --> 00:37:00,840
Speaker 9: just turned out nice. Like you know, we weren't even talking.

724
00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:03,120
Speaker 1: I don't understand, like if this was all great, Like

725
00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:05,840
Speaker 1: the drinks were great, the attractive level was great. You

726
00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:09,680
Speaker 1: guys connected on a deeper like why wouldn't he be

727
00:37:09,719 --> 00:37:10,479
Speaker 1: calling you back?

728
00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:11,120
Speaker 4: Yeah?

729
00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:13,560
Speaker 9: I know. Well then we went to see the band. Yeah,

730
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:15,680
Speaker 9: so that kind of like changed it up, like we

731
00:37:15,719 --> 00:37:17,520
Speaker 9: didn't really get to live in that moment, like, yeah,

732
00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:18,800
Speaker 9: we could have gone back to his place, you know

733
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:24,840
Speaker 9: what I'm saying. If he asked you, you said yes, yeah,

734
00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:27,160
Speaker 9: I mean if we could have juraled at his house too, Like,

735
00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:28,520
Speaker 9: I don't know, it's like a good buffer.

736
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:32,600
Speaker 1: So you didn't you didn't enjoy the band experience.

737
00:37:32,719 --> 00:37:35,800
Speaker 9: To end the night, Well he knew them, but I didn't,

738
00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:37,719
Speaker 9: so I kind of just like and I had just

739
00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:40,040
Speaker 9: had a really intense experience with him, and then it's

740
00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:42,400
Speaker 9: like back to like we weren't able to connect on

741
00:37:42,680 --> 00:37:44,400
Speaker 9: that level that we had reached. So like we were

742
00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:47,200
Speaker 9: there for maybe forty five minutes and then he just

743
00:37:47,239 --> 00:37:50,080
Speaker 9: walked me to my car, but he gave me a kiss.

744
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:52,560
Speaker 1: Oh it was a nice kiss.

745
00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:55,640
Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean it was like it didn't say much,

746
00:37:55,719 --> 00:37:58,319
Speaker 9: but it wasn't like an experience. It wasn't like it

747
00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:00,960
Speaker 9: was warm, like the lips are the magic happens.

748
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:06,600
Speaker 4: You know, that's a line for your journal for sure. Okay,

749
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:09,120
Speaker 4: so what's happened since that night?

750
00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:12,480
Speaker 9: He isn't getting back to me, Like I only know

751
00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:15,239
Speaker 9: who he is through the app, and that's infuriating too.

752
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:17,799
Speaker 9: It was like we aren't connected on social so I

753
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:20,480
Speaker 9: don't know if he just like isn't using the app anymore.

754
00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:22,040
Speaker 9: Like I'm telling you he's Prince Charming.

755
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:25,840
Speaker 1: You're saying you can't find him online anywhere? Is that

756
00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:26,520
Speaker 1: what you're saying?

757
00:38:26,719 --> 00:38:28,799
Speaker 9: Yeah, well I can't find him online, so I can't

758
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:31,000
Speaker 9: stalk him and see if someone in his life and like, yeah,

759
00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:33,120
Speaker 9: like he gave me his phone number, but I don't know.

760
00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:34,920
Speaker 9: I think he I don't think he forgot about me.

761
00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:37,520
Speaker 9: But like, I mean, he's winning a life, so like.

762
00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:40,399
Speaker 4: Maybe no, he's not winning. He's not winning it life

763
00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:45,279
Speaker 4: because he doesn't have you in it right now? Yeah, right, right, Yeah,

764
00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:46,480
Speaker 4: I'm gonna write that down.

765
00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:49,040
Speaker 9: Yes, it's a great move.

766
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:57,440
Speaker 4: That way. I'm disappointed in Tucker because you shouldn't be

767
00:38:57,440 --> 00:38:59,880
Speaker 4: the one that's seeking him out. He should be seeking

768
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:02,800
Speaker 4: you out as the nine and ten to like fulfill

769
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:05,880
Speaker 4: his part of his life. Okay, I'm gonna scratch that

770
00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:09,879
Speaker 4: one out of the journal. That one's not good. That's okay,

771
00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:11,560
Speaker 4: but we're gonna make sure that it hits right. When

772
00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:14,080
Speaker 4: we come back, we'll call Tucker and ask him why

773
00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:17,479
Speaker 4: he's not calling back the most gorgeous girl he's ever

774
00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:18,839
Speaker 4: matched with on the dating apps.

775
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:20,960
Speaker 5: Hey, we don't know that she has.

776
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:24,200
Speaker 4: To be talking anyway. We'll come back and do it

777
00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:24,759
Speaker 4: right after this.

778
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:28,760
Speaker 8: Hold on Broken Jeffrey in the morning, Second date Updates.

779
00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:33,319
Speaker 4: Why does God punish all the extremely attractive women of

780
00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:33,920
Speaker 4: this world?

781
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:34,760
Speaker 5: Okay?

782
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:38,040
Speaker 1: Confused, I don't know, jeff.

783
00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:40,680
Speaker 4: I know all the fours and fives are listening to

784
00:39:40,719 --> 00:39:44,279
Speaker 4: this right now, thinking I feel so bad for the

785
00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:47,560
Speaker 4: nines and tents. They have it so hard.

786
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:50,360
Speaker 1: I mean, this is really the definition of empathy.

787
00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:55,040
Speaker 4: Yes, I never thought pretty privilege could be this dark.

788
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:58,440
Speaker 4: Is there a go fund me for these poor women?

789
00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:01,200
Speaker 4: What can I do to help? If you're thinking that,

790
00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:04,239
Speaker 4: here's what you can do. Text into seven eight five,

791
00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:07,920
Speaker 4: nine two and cheer on our listener. Tammy, a self

792
00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:12,120
Speaker 4: described hottie with all of the looks and personality to offer,

793
00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:15,480
Speaker 4: but no man on earth who can handle her.

794
00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:17,520
Speaker 1: I feel like you should start a nonprofit where we

795
00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:18,280
Speaker 1: adopt one.

796
00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:22,440
Speaker 4: We really should we nine. The only guy who maybe

797
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:26,160
Speaker 4: can come close is Tucker, a good looking dude who

798
00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:28,120
Speaker 4: took her to an area to watch the sun set

799
00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:30,839
Speaker 4: and busted out some journals so they could write down

800
00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:32,120
Speaker 4: their feelings together.

801
00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:34,759
Speaker 2: And I thought that was pretty cool because you were

802
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:37,359
Speaker 2: really concentrated on people's looks for a.

803
00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:40,040
Speaker 1: Minute there, But then the activity that you liked was

804
00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:43,239
Speaker 1: really deep and thoughtful. So good for you.

805
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:47,040
Speaker 9: Oh, I can't do responsibility for the journal idea, you know,

806
00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:48,359
Speaker 9: but I did say yes to it.

807
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:49,960
Speaker 1: Well, I know, but it's a thing that you liked.

808
00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:52,480
Speaker 9: I mean, I will use it if he doesn't, if

809
00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:55,120
Speaker 9: he really doesn't like me, then I will use it

810
00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:55,839
Speaker 9: with someone else.

811
00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:56,600
Speaker 1: Okay, that's the.

812
00:40:56,640 --> 00:40:59,719
Speaker 4: Worst case scenario. Assuming Tucker would say no, I don't

813
00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:02,480
Speaker 4: know I he would to another chance to go out

814
00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:03,280
Speaker 4: with you, well.

815
00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:06,719
Speaker 5: A gorgeous woman the sunset with They journaled like it

816
00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:08,440
Speaker 5: sounds like on his end it was a great night.

817
00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:10,160
Speaker 9: You guys are making me want to call him? Can

818
00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:10,879
Speaker 9: you just call him?

819
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:11,160
Speaker 6: Yeah?

820
00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:13,360
Speaker 1: Okay, God, I wish we could FaceTime though, because I

821
00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:14,439
Speaker 1: don't want to see this guy.

822
00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:17,919
Speaker 4: Timmy's right, she suffered long enough. Let's get this over

823
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:27,680
Speaker 4: with and hopefully get Tucker on the phone. Here we go. Hello,

824
00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:29,320
Speaker 4: Hey is this Tucker?

825
00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:32,239
Speaker 12: Yeah? Who is hey? Man?

826
00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:34,160
Speaker 4: This is a radio show. We're called Brook and Jeffrey

827
00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:34,640
Speaker 4: in the Morning.

828
00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:35,839
Speaker 5: Yeah, what's up?

829
00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:37,080
Speaker 1: Good morning, Hey Tucker.

830
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:39,120
Speaker 15: That was just mid workout.

831
00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:40,120
Speaker 9: Is this important?

832
00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:40,960
Speaker 12: What is this about?

833
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:41,200
Speaker 1: Oh?

834
00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:42,000
Speaker 5: Sorry?

835
00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:44,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I don't mean to like get in the

836
00:41:44,719 --> 00:41:45,600
Speaker 4: in the way of your.

837
00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:46,920
Speaker 1: Hot and sweaty right now.

838
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:49,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, early morning.

839
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:53,840
Speaker 4: Work for putting that image in my head. Listen, Tucker,

840
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:55,600
Speaker 4: We'll try not to waste too much of your time

841
00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:57,920
Speaker 4: because I know they've got important body sculpting to do.

842
00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:01,560
Speaker 4: But this is called the second Date Update, and we're

843
00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:03,600
Speaker 4: trying to help out one of our listeners that you

844
00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:07,560
Speaker 4: went out with recently, a lovely woman named Tammy.

845
00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:11,680
Speaker 12: Oh okay, okay, do you remember her?

846
00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:14,120
Speaker 15: Yeah?

847
00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:15,480
Speaker 12: What is this about?

848
00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:17,440
Speaker 15: Why are you guys calling me about Tammy?

849
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:20,799
Speaker 4: Because Tammy's a little bit confused. She thought the two

850
00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:23,839
Speaker 4: of you had a nice time together, but since then

851
00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:26,440
Speaker 4: you haven't been reaching out for another meetup.

852
00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:31,919
Speaker 15: Yeah. Well, to be honest, I was a little turned off.

853
00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:35,440
Speaker 4: What really, I mean, can you tell us at what

854
00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:37,960
Speaker 4: point you were turned off during the night, because we

855
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,000
Speaker 4: heard it and it sounded pretty good start to finish.

856
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:44,320
Speaker 15: I'm not sure what she told you about what happened

857
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:46,319
Speaker 15: during our date, but we can give you.

858
00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:49,040
Speaker 4: A quick recap. There was a sunset, there was journaling,

859
00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:51,880
Speaker 4: there was a concert. There was kissing. Yeah, and your

860
00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:53,480
Speaker 4: friends were like in the band or something.

861
00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:54,600
Speaker 12: Yeah.

862
00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:58,040
Speaker 15: Yeah, So we were at the concert and you know,

863
00:42:58,040 --> 00:43:00,480
Speaker 15: we got drinks and I went through look at my

864
00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:03,520
Speaker 15: journal and reflect, you know, and she was gone. She

865
00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:05,640
Speaker 15: went to the bathroom. So at that point I went

866
00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:09,600
Speaker 15: and looked at my journal, okay, and I guess they switched.

867
00:43:09,719 --> 00:43:12,400
Speaker 15: So I pulled out hers instead, Oh.

868
00:43:12,080 --> 00:43:14,120
Speaker 4: So you accidentally grabbed hers?

869
00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:19,360
Speaker 15: Yeah, and I opened it up and I just started reading, Oh.

870
00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:22,480
Speaker 1: Oh, she wouldn't you open it up and then be like, oh,

871
00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:24,040
Speaker 1: that's not mine. I should close.

872
00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:28,719
Speaker 2: That isn't the whole point of journaling to share like unedited,

873
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:32,359
Speaker 2: uninterrupted thoughts that no one would ever hear.

874
00:43:32,560 --> 00:43:35,080
Speaker 4: Well maybe he didn't realize those weren't his thoughts until

875
00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:38,719
Speaker 4: he was. He's like, damn poetic.

876
00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:42,640
Speaker 1: It seems like such a breach of privacy.

877
00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:45,120
Speaker 4: Man, Well, what about reading it was a turnoff?

878
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:48,120
Speaker 15: Well, after I got a couple of sentences in, I

879
00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:50,960
Speaker 15: kind of realized it was just all over the place

880
00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:55,440
Speaker 15: and it was all just about attractiveness nine tens. It

881
00:43:55,480 --> 00:43:57,160
Speaker 15: was kind of shallow she was.

882
00:43:58,760 --> 00:44:00,640
Speaker 1: But she was writing that stuff down.

883
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:02,919
Speaker 15: Yeah, she was riunning all that kind of stuff down.

884
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:05,400
Speaker 15: And there was nothing about like the ocean or the

885
00:44:05,480 --> 00:44:09,040
Speaker 15: sunset or like peace, which is one of my journaling

886
00:44:09,239 --> 00:44:09,800
Speaker 15: is all about.

887
00:44:10,040 --> 00:44:12,560
Speaker 1: I know, but I mean, give her a break. You

888
00:44:12,840 --> 00:44:15,080
Speaker 1: just sprung it on earth. She also didn't think anybody

889
00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:15,920
Speaker 1: would ever see it.

890
00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:18,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, So what I'm trying to figure out what about

891
00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:21,400
Speaker 4: her not doing that? Like why is that a red flag?

892
00:44:21,520 --> 00:44:22,799
Speaker 4: Or why was that a turn off to.

893
00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:26,320
Speaker 15: You, Well, because she was sort of writing about how

894
00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:29,400
Speaker 15: he's a nine, I'm a nine, and we should just

895
00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:31,399
Speaker 15: end the concert and then just ask him to come

896
00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:32,080
Speaker 15: to his place.

897
00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:33,960
Speaker 4: Oh, she.

898
00:44:35,719 --> 00:44:37,480
Speaker 1: Was writing out exactly what she told him.

899
00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:40,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, she was like dream boarding.

900
00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:42,600
Speaker 15: Yeah, so I think I just think I need someone

901
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:46,560
Speaker 15: deeper or on my level and in terms of how

902
00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:49,000
Speaker 15: they act, and it just seemed pretty shallow at the

903
00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:49,560
Speaker 15: end of the day.

904
00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:51,520
Speaker 7: Yeah, like emotional.

905
00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:57,080
Speaker 2: I'm going to say journal, she loved that exercise and

906
00:44:57,080 --> 00:45:00,799
Speaker 2: that was the thing that attracted her to you the most. Like,

907
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:04,160
Speaker 2: I feel like that speaks to what her priorities are.

908
00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:07,520
Speaker 4: Hey, Broke, don't speak for her. Tammy can speak for herself,

909
00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:09,839
Speaker 4: because Tucker, you should know she's actually on the other

910
00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:11,880
Speaker 4: line listening to this call, waiting to talk to you,

911
00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:12,719
Speaker 4: not going.

912
00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:13,120
Speaker 1: To be happy.

913
00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:16,560
Speaker 2: I mean, it's kind of like reading your journal, but

914
00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:20,000
Speaker 2: just out loud there.

915
00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:23,240
Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm just kind of stunned at what a creep

916
00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:23,560
Speaker 9: you are.

917
00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:27,760
Speaker 4: Apparently I'm assuming that's about Tucker.

918
00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:34,279
Speaker 9: And yeah, I mean, who who micro manages someone's journal, entries.

919
00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:40,960
Speaker 15: Someone with a personality a stalker?

920
00:45:41,239 --> 00:45:42,440
Speaker 9: Maybe a stalker.

921
00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:46,120
Speaker 1: Does this is evolving quickly.

922
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:48,399
Speaker 4: Yeah, he said it was an accident. He didn't mean

923
00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:49,720
Speaker 4: to pick up your journal.

924
00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:54,040
Speaker 2: He just oh, and he didn't mean to read a

925
00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:54,440
Speaker 2: little bit.

926
00:45:55,360 --> 00:45:57,800
Speaker 4: Music was going, the brain wasn't braining.

927
00:45:58,280 --> 00:46:01,880
Speaker 15: You know, you know you could have read my journal.

928
00:46:02,080 --> 00:46:03,880
Speaker 15: It is much deeper. You would have loved it.

929
00:46:04,239 --> 00:46:07,719
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, now's the chance for you to share

930
00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:08,760
Speaker 1: the entry that you wrote.

931
00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:12,680
Speaker 4: You haven't near you, I do, I do, I don't

932
00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:15,280
Speaker 4: know if we want to go down this path. Honestly,

933
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:20,400
Speaker 4: he's like, she's a nine, I'm a ted sunset red.

934
00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:25,160
Speaker 4: I mean, you're kidding, bro. It sounds like Tucker, feels

935
00:46:25,360 --> 00:46:28,680
Speaker 4: like Tammy. You came off as being really shallow and

936
00:46:28,719 --> 00:46:31,200
Speaker 4: only interested in his looks surface level.

937
00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:31,799
Speaker 1: Is that fair?

938
00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:33,880
Speaker 9: I mean, first of all, I don't think you can

939
00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:36,759
Speaker 9: judge much about me from like ten minutes of just

940
00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:40,360
Speaker 9: writing whatever. That's like so shallow, And then you kept

941
00:46:40,480 --> 00:46:42,600
Speaker 9: both like what do you have a big stack of

942
00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:44,960
Speaker 9: women's journals back at your slop house?

943
00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:46,360
Speaker 1: Wait? He took your journal?

944
00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:49,200
Speaker 9: Yeah, he just put him in his backpack. I thought,

945
00:46:49,320 --> 00:46:51,200
Speaker 9: you know, that's again, this is why I thought that

946
00:46:51,320 --> 00:46:53,560
Speaker 9: like we were gonna have a little like I want,

947
00:46:53,719 --> 00:46:54,680
Speaker 9: you know, you know.

948
00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:58,160
Speaker 15: Once I read that journal, I realized I shouldn't have

949
00:46:58,200 --> 00:47:02,520
Speaker 15: wasted any more paper on you and I, Oh it

950
00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:03,240
Speaker 15: wasn't even.

951
00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:05,239
Speaker 9: A new journal. It already had pages ripped out of

952
00:47:05,239 --> 00:47:05,640
Speaker 9: the front.

953
00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:09,440
Speaker 1: Oh so you've done this to other women. You have

954
00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:11,640
Speaker 1: them write down their thoughts and then you judge them

955
00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:12,760
Speaker 1: on it. Take the journal.

956
00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:16,240
Speaker 5: Wait a minute, now, you're sounding kind of shallow.

957
00:47:16,320 --> 00:47:18,399
Speaker 4: Yeah, Tucker, how dare you have standards for the type

958
00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:19,279
Speaker 4: of women that you want?

959
00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:23,319
Speaker 15: Dats Apparently apparently you think I'm a nine. So I

960
00:47:23,320 --> 00:47:24,959
Speaker 15: don't see this shoe that's all you were writing about.

961
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:28,839
Speaker 9: Anyways. Well, I think weird nines. Weird nines, you know.

962
00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:31,920
Speaker 9: I mean, I'm willing to go I'm willing to look

963
00:47:31,960 --> 00:47:32,960
Speaker 9: past them, honestly.

964
00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:34,319
Speaker 1: What oh what?

965
00:47:34,360 --> 00:47:37,680
Speaker 4: Wait, even though he betrayed you and read all of

966
00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:39,000
Speaker 4: your personal thoughts, I.

967
00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:40,520
Speaker 1: Just said all those terrible things.

968
00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:44,680
Speaker 9: Well, okay, but like you know, I'm sorry, Tucker ear Muff.

969
00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:47,400
Speaker 9: You know about bros like they need some help?

970
00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:50,879
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean I can hear his six back through

971
00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:51,520
Speaker 5: the phone right now.

972
00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:51,920
Speaker 12: You don't.

973
00:47:51,960 --> 00:47:54,560
Speaker 9: He's literally at them, right he said, we were literally

974
00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:55,759
Speaker 9: pumping iron right now.

975
00:47:56,200 --> 00:47:58,560
Speaker 1: The girl, I do not want a project no matter

976
00:47:58,600 --> 00:47:59,560
Speaker 1: how hot it is.

977
00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:00,960
Speaker 9: Speak for yourself.

978
00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:03,560
Speaker 3: Gee, you're kind to be a project either way, might

979
00:48:03,600 --> 00:48:04,120
Speaker 3: as well be hot.

980
00:48:04,200 --> 00:48:05,919
Speaker 5: Okay, you know that's a good point.

981
00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:08,919
Speaker 4: God, you know that twenty five year old Brook would

982
00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:10,480
Speaker 4: be all over Tucker right now.

983
00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:12,720
Speaker 1: Oh I dated hot and dumb.

984
00:48:13,120 --> 00:48:16,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, so let Tammy do the same, all right.

985
00:48:16,600 --> 00:48:19,320
Speaker 15: You know I'm a little offended here that you guys

986
00:48:19,320 --> 00:48:21,959
Speaker 15: are making fun of me and call me dumb. No,

987
00:48:22,239 --> 00:48:23,920
Speaker 15: I bought two journals.

988
00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:26,120
Speaker 5: Oh well that's fair.

989
00:48:26,280 --> 00:48:27,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, Brook, do you want to apologize?

990
00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:30,279
Speaker 1: Not one? But you know what, You're right?

991
00:48:30,600 --> 00:48:32,399
Speaker 5: Yeah, fall on that dock.

992
00:48:33,239 --> 00:48:35,000
Speaker 1: That is a sign of intelligence.

993
00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:38,120
Speaker 4: So now that we're finally all on the same page

994
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:40,600
Speaker 4: and the other ones have been ripped out, let's just

995
00:48:40,719 --> 00:48:44,200
Speaker 4: ask nice Jeff Tucker, would you be willing to give

996
00:48:44,239 --> 00:48:47,160
Speaker 4: Tammy a second chance here and go out on another

997
00:48:47,239 --> 00:48:47,839
Speaker 4: date with her?

998
00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:50,080
Speaker 9: Come on, let's get some food. We didn't even get

999
00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:51,799
Speaker 9: a good meal before the last day.

1000
00:48:51,960 --> 00:48:53,720
Speaker 5: Bro, you must be so hot Tucker.

1001
00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:54,759
Speaker 4: He is all about it.

1002
00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:55,120
Speaker 12: Man.

1003
00:48:55,640 --> 00:48:58,560
Speaker 15: You know I'm gonna have to pass. What with that

1004
00:48:58,640 --> 00:49:00,200
Speaker 15: money that you would have paid for the date? I

1005
00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:03,480
Speaker 15: think you should buy Tammy a notebook and she can

1006
00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:05,600
Speaker 15: do some journaling hopefully a little bit better.

1007
00:49:05,840 --> 00:49:08,439
Speaker 4: Yeah, Tucker, we're not as deep as you, bro. There's

1008
00:49:08,480 --> 00:49:09,759
Speaker 4: no way we'd be able to pull it off.

1009
00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:13,399
Speaker 5: I feel like the journals, you.

1010
00:49:13,360 --> 00:49:15,719
Speaker 15: Guys should try it. It does a lot for the soul.

1011
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:22,560
Speaker 2: Okay, try writing or try reading somebody else's all right.

1012
00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:26,239
Speaker 4: Well, hey, Tucker, we appreciate you being on with us.

1013
00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:28,120
Speaker 4: You can go back to working out and making that

1014
00:49:28,200 --> 00:49:28,880
Speaker 4: body perfect.

1015
00:49:29,040 --> 00:49:31,319
Speaker 1: And Tammy, you dodged a hot bullet. You really did.

1016
00:49:32,920 --> 00:49:34,800
Speaker 9: I wanted that hot bullet so bad.

1017
00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:39,920
Speaker 4: All right? Got the next line for my journal.

1018
00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:44,279
Speaker 8: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1019
00:49:44,520 --> 00:49:44,759
Speaker 12: Man.

1020
00:49:44,840 --> 00:49:48,400
Speaker 4: I respect a woman who goes after what she wants

1021
00:49:48,640 --> 00:49:52,480
Speaker 4: and ignores all the glaring red flags because she puts

1022
00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:56,200
Speaker 4: herself in her feelings first. You know, you want what

1023
00:49:56,280 --> 00:49:56,759
Speaker 4: you can't have.

1024
00:49:56,920 --> 00:49:57,160
Speaker 12: Joe.

1025
00:49:57,239 --> 00:49:59,120
Speaker 2: I believed her at first when it was hard for

1026
00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:01,440
Speaker 2: her to date. But and after hearing this, I'm like, girls,

1027
00:50:01,480 --> 00:50:03,000
Speaker 2: because what you're picking.

1028
00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:07,000
Speaker 1: You just did this to yourself.

1029
00:50:07,160 --> 00:50:09,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, and she didn't mind it. She had no shame

1030
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:12,720
Speaker 4: saying she did not want to dodge that hot bullet.

1031
00:50:12,920 --> 00:50:15,160
Speaker 2: At least it was all on the table for her. Yeah,

1032
00:50:15,320 --> 00:50:17,279
Speaker 2: it just didn't work out this time.

1033
00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:18,920
Speaker 4: I hope we hear back from both of them in

1034
00:50:18,960 --> 00:50:19,759
Speaker 4: an update.

1035
00:50:19,520 --> 00:50:23,239
Speaker 1: Update I do didn't, he say? No.

1036
00:50:23,480 --> 00:50:27,600
Speaker 4: I think it'll turn around. Oh, you'll reread her journal

1037
00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:30,880
Speaker 4: and see like, actually we are meant for each other.

1038
00:50:31,680 --> 00:50:33,960
Speaker 5: Journal he reads. Because it felt like a trick almost.

1039
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:38,000
Speaker 4: Maybe I'm holding on to hope. Maybe that's stupid of me.

1040
00:50:38,239 --> 00:50:40,359
Speaker 4: But if you've missed any Second Dates in the last

1041
00:50:40,440 --> 00:50:42,719
Speaker 4: few months, go ahead and find us on Apple and

1042
00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:46,040
Speaker 4: Spotify wherever you get your podcasts, and binge us until

1043
00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:47,000
Speaker 4: your heart's content.

1044
00:50:47,160 --> 00:50:49,600
Speaker 1: Hey, gratest a nine, or be honest and give us

1045
00:50:49,600 --> 00:50:49,919
Speaker 1: a five.

1046
00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:53,760
Speaker 8: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1047
00:50:56,040 --> 00:51:00,560
Speaker 4: You guys know those hybrid stores like the KFC Taco

1048
00:51:00,719 --> 00:51:01,600
Speaker 4: Bell combo.

1049
00:51:03,239 --> 00:51:05,520
Speaker 1: I love it. I was with A and W as

1050
00:51:05,560 --> 00:51:06,520
Speaker 1: well always.

1051
00:51:07,239 --> 00:51:11,440
Speaker 4: I think it's because they were more popular pretty much

1052
00:51:11,440 --> 00:51:14,000
Speaker 4: in the previous decades. Sometimes Pizza Hut would wriggle their

1053
00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:17,840
Speaker 4: I mean, it's always been my dream one day to

1054
00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:22,280
Speaker 4: have a Starbucks Subway combo come together for foot longs

1055
00:51:22,320 --> 00:51:28,440
Speaker 4: and FRAPs. Or how about how about a mcgarden McDonald's

1056
00:51:28,440 --> 00:51:31,759
Speaker 4: and Olive Garden coming together for a mactur of mc Italy. Yeah,

1057
00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:34,320
Speaker 4: wait a minute, what if I told you there was

1058
00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:37,239
Speaker 4: a real life hybrid store in a small town with

1059
00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:42,240
Speaker 4: the most classic name ever that brought two businesses together

1060
00:51:42,320 --> 00:51:46,120
Speaker 4: that have absolutely nothing in common. Okay, there to go,

1061
00:51:46,239 --> 00:51:49,400
Speaker 4: jeff This could only happen in the tiniest of towns,

1062
00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:51,600
Speaker 4: and you're gonna find out what it is coming up

1063
00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:56,040
Speaker 4: right after this, our own Brook Fox, for the majority

1064
00:51:56,040 --> 00:51:59,080
Speaker 4: of her adolescent life, lived in a small town called

1065
00:51:59,239 --> 00:52:03,120
Speaker 4: Spirit Lake, Idaho. That's right, y, yeah, Brook and Jeffrey

1066
00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:06,439
Speaker 4: in the morning, Jose Alexis, any guesses on the population

1067
00:52:06,719 --> 00:52:09,400
Speaker 4: of Spirit Lake and Brooke, I'm sure you're gonna tell

1068
00:52:09,440 --> 00:52:11,160
Speaker 4: me I'm wrong when I read the answer that I

1069
00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:13,320
Speaker 4: just found off the US Census. But that's fine.

1070
00:52:13,440 --> 00:52:16,640
Speaker 1: I mean, now it's different than when I was growing up, right.

1071
00:52:17,280 --> 00:52:19,040
Speaker 4: Jose Alexis, and he guesses.

1072
00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:21,120
Speaker 5: I'm gonna say like three thousand, maybe five.

1073
00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:23,000
Speaker 3: Lexus, Okay, yeah, I was gonna do that, So I'll

1074
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:25,000
Speaker 3: pick a new one now and I'll go lower to

1075
00:52:25,040 --> 00:52:25,520
Speaker 3: one thousand.

1076
00:52:26,200 --> 00:52:31,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, the answer two thousand, three hundred and thirty seven.

1077
00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:37,680
Speaker 2: My mom constantly complains about the growthah. The population sign

1078
00:52:37,719 --> 00:52:40,520
Speaker 2: growing up read if I remember correctly, seven hundred and

1079
00:52:40,520 --> 00:52:43,960
Speaker 2: fifty six. Wow, there's still no stoplight in my home.

1080
00:52:44,200 --> 00:52:46,800
Speaker 4: Oh, it's like the New York of Idaho at this point.

1081
00:52:47,120 --> 00:52:49,240
Speaker 4: And the reason that I bring this up is because

1082
00:52:49,640 --> 00:52:51,719
Speaker 4: Brook would agree with me here. Growing up in a

1083
00:52:51,800 --> 00:52:55,799
Speaker 4: rural area can give you some unique experiences that a

1084
00:52:55,960 --> 00:52:58,440
Speaker 4: city folk would be mind boggled by.

1085
00:52:58,600 --> 00:53:02,279
Speaker 2: Oh for sure, my cousins from La would come and

1086
00:53:02,360 --> 00:53:05,680
Speaker 2: visit and they could not comprehend why we would oil

1087
00:53:05,760 --> 00:53:08,359
Speaker 2: the roads. Why would you oil the road because they're

1088
00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:10,520
Speaker 2: all dirt and so you got to put oil down

1089
00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:11,040
Speaker 2: in order to.

1090
00:53:11,080 --> 00:53:13,840
Speaker 1: Keep the dust at bay. See, these are things that

1091
00:53:13,960 --> 00:53:15,160
Speaker 1: I thought everyone.

1092
00:53:14,840 --> 00:53:18,600
Speaker 4: Did oiling each other up in Idaho is Yeah, it's

1093
00:53:18,680 --> 00:53:21,160
Speaker 4: just a way of life and the road. That's why

1094
00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:23,880
Speaker 4: a survey was done where people shared the most small

1095
00:53:23,960 --> 00:53:28,040
Speaker 4: town things they ever personally witnessed. Oh, bring it on,

1096
00:53:28,160 --> 00:53:32,160
Speaker 4: so you might definitely empathize with these people. One person said,

1097
00:53:32,440 --> 00:53:35,920
Speaker 4: the traffic on my town's main street was so sparse

1098
00:53:36,400 --> 00:53:40,640
Speaker 4: that two drivers going in opposite directions would frequently stop

1099
00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:42,719
Speaker 4: and talk to each other for a few minutes in

1100
00:53:42,800 --> 00:53:46,080
Speaker 4: their cars without causing any problems or congestion.

1101
00:53:46,200 --> 00:53:48,680
Speaker 5: It's actually because you would know who it is. It's like, oh,

1102
00:53:48,680 --> 00:53:49,920
Speaker 5: my god, that's Bill or so.

1103
00:53:50,320 --> 00:53:52,520
Speaker 2: In my hometown, if you were ever caught in a

1104
00:53:52,560 --> 00:53:57,240
Speaker 2: traffic line, the reason was always Buzzy Booten because Buzzy

1105
00:53:57,800 --> 00:54:00,440
Speaker 2: was a guy in town still is hi Buzzy and

1106
00:54:00,560 --> 00:54:04,160
Speaker 2: he would drive around old like model T trucks and

1107
00:54:04,200 --> 00:54:06,959
Speaker 2: he only goes forty miles an hour wherever he goes.

1108
00:54:07,920 --> 00:54:09,400
Speaker 2: So if there was a line of cars like I

1109
00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:10,920
Speaker 2: would show up to school and be like, sorry, we

1110
00:54:10,960 --> 00:54:12,279
Speaker 2: got caught behind Buzzy.

1111
00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:13,120
Speaker 10: Okay.

1112
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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Another person said I had a job in a small

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Speaker 4: town as the only person working for the DMV.

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Speaker 1: What you had a DMV one day?

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Speaker 4: One day, there were two people in the room waiting

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Speaker 4: to be helped. Yes, and a third walked down. Oh,

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Speaker 4: she got so flustered and angry that it was so

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Speaker 4: busy at that DMV. She threw her book at me

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Speaker 4: and stormed off. Well, yeah, turned into like a town

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Speaker 4: hall meeting, and this town's going to hell?

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Speaker 1: Why are all these Californians moving here?

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Speaker 4: The next person said, for our small town of six

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Speaker 4: hundred people, we have a village Facebook page, and the

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Speaker 4: biggest thing that's posted every year is when the ice

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Speaker 4: cream man shows up. The page goes b realistic. People

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Speaker 4: start sending photos and live updates of where the van is,

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Speaker 4: which direction it's heading. Eventually, the ice cream man blocked

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Speaker 4: us on Facebook because so many people were dming him.

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Speaker 1: I follow our town's Facebook page.

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00:55:15,719 --> 00:55:19,520
Speaker 2: It's mostly lost dogs, so many straight dogs.

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Speaker 1: Not a lot of good news about the ice cream

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Speaker 1: are the dogs.

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Speaker 5: That one's posting?

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Speaker 4: Hey, guys, if you're just tuning in, people are sharing

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Speaker 4: the most small town things they've ever personally witnessed from

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Speaker 4: individuals who've actually lived there. One woman from a little

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Speaker 4: town in Minnesota said, recently, we had a squirrel festival

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00:55:38,400 --> 00:55:42,840
Speaker 4: where they unveiled a new squirrel bridge that retirees made

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Speaker 4: to go from one tree to another so squirrels could

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Speaker 4: have easier access city. Yes, the actual like roads for

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Speaker 4: driving on are totally crap, but at least the squirrels

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Speaker 4: have bridges to get from trees to trees.

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Speaker 5: The squirrels can't go on the roads because there's too

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Speaker 5: much oil from home.

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Speaker 1: I don't think we don't oil the streets anymore. They

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Speaker 1: have paid them, so yeah.

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Speaker 4: One person wrote, in my former small town, there was

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Speaker 4: an older guy who lost his license after getting a

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Speaker 4: few duys. Oh yeah, police agreed he was not allowed

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Speaker 4: to operate a car anymore, but they did give him

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Speaker 4: an exception to ride a John Deere lawnmower to the

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00:56:20,239 --> 00:56:23,799
Speaker 4: corner bar. So every day at three pm, he'd show up,

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00:56:24,200 --> 00:56:27,399
Speaker 4: pound a few miller lights, watch TV, and then head

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Speaker 4: a couple of miles back home on his mower.

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Speaker 2: Because it has an the drinking the problem, it's the

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Speaker 2: vehicle in our town.

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Speaker 1: It was walking Rodney.

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00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:37,040
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, Rodney.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because he had to walk everywhere because he didn't

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Speaker 2: have his license.

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Speaker 4: One guy said, the town I'm from has a single

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00:56:42,880 --> 00:56:49,080
Speaker 4: stoplight and it's only operational on Thursdays. Why. Yeah, Why

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Speaker 4: because the driving exams are held on Thursdays and they're

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Speaker 4: legally required to have at least one stoplight on the

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Speaker 4: exam route. It's the only reason the stoplight was even installed.

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Speaker 1: That's so very smart.

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Speaker 4: This is like Alexis's dream town. Yeah, no traffic laws

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Speaker 4: except on Thursdays.

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Speaker 3: Except Thursdays. Yeah, I could stay in one.

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Speaker 1: Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 2: Cops pull you over in small towns constantly because they're

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Speaker 2: so bored.

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Speaker 3: That are odds being friends with them and getting out

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Speaker 3: of it. Higher.

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Speaker 1: No, they're just as jerky.

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Speaker 4: Someone said, my hometown got a McDonald's in nineteen eighty six,

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Speaker 4: and we ended up having a citywide parade for it.

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00:57:30,520 --> 00:57:34,000
Speaker 4: And they actually included a photo from the parade here

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Speaker 4: because they're literally marching down the street with like a

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Speaker 4: giant banner for the McDonald's.

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Speaker 7: That's great.

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00:57:42,920 --> 00:57:44,960
Speaker 4: It's funny that even though that photo is taken from

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Speaker 4: nineteen eighty six, the people in it looked like they're

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Speaker 4: dressed from like the seventeen hundreds.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, well, that's probably.

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Speaker 1: A theme, the theme of old timey McDonald's. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: And finally, a person said, I grew up in a

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Speaker 4: small Missouri river town. There was a combination hair salon

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Speaker 4: live bait shop oh yeah, called Perms and Worms. It

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00:58:06,560 --> 00:58:09,800
Speaker 4: was one of the busiest, most successful places in our

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Speaker 4: entire city.

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Speaker 1: Gotta be so awesome.

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Speaker 5: Pick up a can of worms your home from your

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00:58:14,360 --> 00:58:14,960
Speaker 5: hair appointment.

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00:58:15,640 --> 00:58:17,520
Speaker 2: We all went to the tanning salon, which was in

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Speaker 2: the back of the VHS video rental store.

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Speaker 11: Yea.

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Speaker 2: And the florists that I florists I hired for our

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Speaker 2: wedding also worked at the liquor store.

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Speaker 12: Wow.

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00:58:27,840 --> 00:58:29,400
Speaker 1: She was doing both out of one place.

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Speaker 3: Productive city.

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00:58:31,440 --> 00:58:34,160
Speaker 4: Those were the most small town things people ever witnessed

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00:58:34,160 --> 00:58:36,959
Speaker 4: while living in a rural part of this great nation.

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Speaker 1: It's a funny thing to come from a small town.

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Speaker 8: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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00:58:51,560 --> 00:58:57,880
Speaker 4: Our favorite uber driver Sakar is back on today and

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00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:03,160
Speaker 4: he's on the precipice of history, nearing double digit losses

1210
00:59:03,320 --> 00:59:07,960
Speaker 4: to Brook. Oh, currently at nine wallops. As it stands,

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00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:12,080
Speaker 4: Brook has walloped you nine times. How does that feel, Chakar?

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00:59:14,280 --> 00:59:14,760
Speaker 9: Horrible?

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00:59:15,320 --> 00:59:16,280
Speaker 4: Horrible, horrible?

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00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:17,800
Speaker 1: What men usually say?

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00:59:18,080 --> 00:59:23,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, he isn't dating and hasn't been properly walloped

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00:59:23,560 --> 00:59:26,160
Speaker 4: in ages, So consider yourself lucky, shekar.

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00:59:27,080 --> 00:59:28,040
Speaker 12: Oh but I am married.

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00:59:28,920 --> 00:59:30,560
Speaker 5: Oh that's good, that's good.

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00:59:30,600 --> 00:59:32,520
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know what that matters. I'm just talking

1220
00:59:32,520 --> 00:59:37,520
Speaker 2: about beating you chic. Yeah, your mind, not the gutters.

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00:59:38,400 --> 00:59:40,600
Speaker 4: All right, Brooke, get out of the studios. We can

1222
00:59:40,600 --> 00:59:42,360
Speaker 4: get to the game here. We got thirty seconds. Answer

1223
00:59:42,400 --> 00:59:44,240
Speaker 4: as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,

1224
00:59:44,240 --> 00:59:45,600
Speaker 4: you can say past. But you have to beat her

1225
00:59:45,600 --> 00:59:48,800
Speaker 4: outright if you want to win. Are you ready? Let

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00:59:48,840 --> 00:59:52,800
Speaker 4: the walloping begin? Your time starts now. Today is National

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00:59:52,840 --> 00:59:55,960
Speaker 4: Puppy Day. What's the name of Scooby Doo's Tinier nephew.

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00:59:58,200 --> 01:00:01,560
Speaker 4: Barnacles are a living organism, part of which animal family

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01:00:01,680 --> 01:00:07,000
Speaker 4: mollusks or crustaceans. Stranger Things is one of Netflix's biggest

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01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:12,600
Speaker 4: shows and began in what year twenty sixteen, seventeen or eighteen?

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01:00:12,760 --> 01:00:14,880
Speaker 4: What continent is the only one in the world with

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01:00:15,040 --> 01:00:29,800
Speaker 4: no desert? USA? Certainly is all right, Chi car. You

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01:00:29,800 --> 01:00:31,680
Speaker 4: got a little flustered at the end there, but that's

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01:00:31,680 --> 01:00:34,560
Speaker 4: all right. Brook's coming back into the studio here, and

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01:00:34,920 --> 01:00:36,840
Speaker 4: just to give an update on Shakar, because I know

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01:00:36,960 --> 01:00:39,640
Speaker 4: most of our listeners continue to text in at seven

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01:00:39,640 --> 01:00:42,480
Speaker 4: eighty five nine two asking what's up with CHAKR lately?

1238
01:00:42,880 --> 01:00:43,800
Speaker 4: What's he been doing?

1239
01:00:44,520 --> 01:00:45,480
Speaker 1: Those texts yesterday?

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01:00:45,720 --> 01:00:49,080
Speaker 4: Well, I have this to report. Shakar has already completed

1241
01:00:49,080 --> 01:00:53,480
Speaker 4: an airport trip for Uber this morning. And apparently you

1242
01:00:53,560 --> 01:00:56,880
Speaker 4: also do something called hop, skip and drive, where you

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01:00:56,920 --> 01:01:00,800
Speaker 4: take children to school in your car. Yes, as young

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01:01:00,800 --> 01:01:03,200
Speaker 4: as five years old. Even can ask how are the

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01:01:03,240 --> 01:01:04,320
Speaker 4: five year olds at tipping?

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01:01:06,600 --> 01:01:09,880
Speaker 13: It's already pre scheduled, so you already know what you're getting,

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01:01:09,920 --> 01:01:10,200
Speaker 13: you know what.

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01:01:10,480 --> 01:01:12,600
Speaker 2: That makes me feel good because I've seen those services

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01:01:12,600 --> 01:01:14,960
Speaker 2: and like, could I trust a stranger with my kids?

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01:01:14,960 --> 01:01:17,680
Speaker 1: But if it was you, Shakar, I'd be stoked.

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01:01:17,880 --> 01:01:18,480
Speaker 5: Absolutely.

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01:01:21,400 --> 01:01:23,880
Speaker 4: I just pictured just like a bunch of crushed goldfish

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01:01:23,920 --> 01:01:26,360
Speaker 4: crackers all over the backseat of his car.

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01:01:26,680 --> 01:01:28,320
Speaker 5: Just crayon drawings on the windows.

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01:01:28,400 --> 01:01:29,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, but it does feel good to give a five

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01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:32,880
Speaker 4: year old a one star passenger rating. Oh I know that.

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01:01:32,600 --> 01:01:33,880
Speaker 4: That's a good feeling, right.

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01:01:33,800 --> 01:01:35,640
Speaker 1: Chic, don't you dare break out the stickers?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, yeah, it's Brook stern Brook. Are you ready? Yes,

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01:01:39,080 --> 01:01:42,120
Speaker 4: your time starts now. Today is National Puppy Day. What's

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Speaker 4: the name of Scooby Doo's tinier nephew? Scrappy Barnacles are

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01:01:46,560 --> 01:01:52,440
Speaker 4: a living organism part of which animal family mollusks or crustaceans, Oh, mollusks.

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Speaker 4: Stranger Things is one of Netflix's biggest shows and began

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01:01:55,840 --> 01:02:01,200
Speaker 4: in what year twenty sixteen, seventeen or eighteen sixteen. What

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01:02:01,280 --> 01:02:04,880
Speaker 4: continent is the only one in the world with no desert? Desert?

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01:02:05,720 --> 01:02:10,640
Speaker 1: Oh? No, shoot, you're up, you're you're.

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01:02:12,200 --> 01:02:15,240
Speaker 4: You and chigar very similar answers.

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01:02:16,280 --> 01:02:16,919
Speaker 7: All in my head.

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01:02:16,920 --> 01:02:19,520
Speaker 2: I'm like, well, it's Antarctica because that's a desert, and

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Speaker 2: then it's not.

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01:02:20,200 --> 01:02:22,160
Speaker 4: Okay, we'll find out the answer soon. First, we got

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Speaker 4: to go to the scoreboard to see how you bolted

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01:02:23,600 --> 01:02:32,120
Speaker 4: with jose Oh did you speaking Cigar?

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01:02:32,520 --> 01:02:38,640
Speaker 2: You got to correct brook Freak correct.

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Speaker 4: Congratulation chakr. You have joined the ten time users, a

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Speaker 4: very very elite category to be. And let's go over

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Speaker 4: the answers for everybody. It's a National Puppy Day. Scooby

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01:02:53,360 --> 01:02:56,720
Speaker 4: Doo's tiny. Your nephew is scrappy Doo. Barnacles are a

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01:02:56,720 --> 01:03:00,919
Speaker 4: living organism, part of the crustacean family. Actually because they're

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01:03:00,960 --> 01:03:07,000
Speaker 4: inside of shells, right, that's why the okay, it depends. Well,

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01:03:07,040 --> 01:03:09,440
Speaker 4: I don't know what I'm talking about. Stranger Things is

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01:03:09,480 --> 01:03:12,240
Speaker 4: one of Netflix' biggest shows that started in twenty sixteen.

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01:03:12,680 --> 01:03:15,280
Speaker 4: The only continent in the world with no desert on

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01:03:15,320 --> 01:03:19,040
Speaker 4: it would be Europe. Job she car. I'm sorry, man,

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01:03:19,120 --> 01:03:20,960
Speaker 4: wasn't enough to win today. But the good news is

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01:03:21,080 --> 01:03:23,320
Speaker 4: just for playing, We're giving you a family four back

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01:03:23,360 --> 01:03:27,840
Speaker 4: of tickets to Evergreen Speedway Macaroni Kids Night NASCAR season

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01:03:27,880 --> 01:03:32,880
Speaker 4: opener on Saturday, April fourth. It includes figure eight races, fireworks,

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01:03:32,920 --> 01:03:35,840
Speaker 4: easter activities with golden eggs, candy and more.

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Speaker 5: Perfect for the kid.

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01:03:37,240 --> 01:03:41,320
Speaker 1: Cool that is cool, won't like you awesome.

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01:03:41,840 --> 01:03:43,280
Speaker 5: I still hope one day that you give me your

1293
01:03:43,320 --> 01:03:45,280
Speaker 5: right home from the airport. I know it's gonna happen.

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01:03:45,440 --> 01:03:47,160
Speaker 12: I'm always looking forward to it.

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01:03:47,360 --> 01:03:50,760
Speaker 1: They should make it so you can favorite right quest

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Speaker 1: on the Lift Rock.

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01:03:53,960 --> 01:03:56,760
Speaker 4: We'll sign Hoseah for the Hop Skipping Drive Children's Pro.

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01:03:57,960 --> 01:03:59,360
Speaker 4: The cars that way so lovely.

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Speaker 2: Sure to get him a Goldfish and Chicott.

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Speaker 4: It's always fun having you on the show. But come

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Speaker 4: back soon. We're gonna do Windbrooks Bucks same time.

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Speaker 8: Tomorrow's Rook and Jeffrey in the Morning.