Speaker 1: Is the want for them to actually be helping the
Speaker 1: world and black people, or is the want to just
Speaker 1: control and subsequently get rich from their control. I think
Speaker 1: it's control and get rich. But sometimes that has to
Speaker 1: do with black people prospering. I think sometimes it does.
Speaker 1: You're saying, I think it's more about power than it
Speaker 1: is about impil right, So at the cost of people,
Speaker 1: they will continue to get rich. But that doesn't mean
Speaker 1: that their sole intention every day is the like murder
Speaker 1: a child. No, not at all. But if it lines
Speaker 1: up that way, that's why you can't funk with me.
Speaker 1: I'll shoot the ship out that baby. Yeah exactly. I
Speaker 1: don't give a ship. I got three cars, but that
Speaker 1: baby baby. I got cards, but that baby ships racist
Speaker 1: money can't tell me. Yeah fuck yeah. Welcome, ladies and
Speaker 1: gentlemen to another another exceptional episode of My Mama Told Me,
Speaker 1: the podcast where we dive deep, deep, so deep, put
Speaker 1: your ass to sleep. We dive deep into the world
Speaker 1: of black conspiracy theories, and we make it our mission
Speaker 1: to prove that Jesus also wants Chris Tucker to start
Speaker 1: cursing again. Say nigga, nigga, we need you. We miss
Speaker 1: the Chris Tucker, you word, let those demons go. Michael
Speaker 1: Jackson is dead, Jeffrey Epstein is dead. No one else
Speaker 1: can tell your secrets. Just say nigga, we miss you,
Speaker 1: Chris Tucker. Oh boy, we have a phenomenal episode today.
Speaker 1: I'm your host, Langston Kerman as always, and I'm very,
Speaker 1: very excited. I'm doing well. I have a bit of
Speaker 1: a tummy ache, but I'm not gonna let that deter me.
Speaker 1: I've been eating a fair amount of walnuts. My wife
Speaker 1: and I were trying to have a child together, and
Speaker 1: apparently walnuts helped me become more potent. That's that's supposed
Speaker 1: to help with my potency, which is not something I
Speaker 1: enjoy saying out loud, nor do I expect that you
Speaker 1: enjoy hearing it. But I gotta make my sperm strong,
Speaker 1: so I'm mean a lot of walnuts. My guest today,
Speaker 1: I imagine he has very strong sperm. I don't doubt
Speaker 1: his sperm for a second. Seems like a man with
Speaker 1: a thick load, if you ask me, just a proud load.
Speaker 1: I don't know if we can still say that about
Speaker 1: other people in today's Hollywood, but we'll find out once
Speaker 1: he gets on the microphone. He's so funny. Uh, just
Speaker 1: fucking the funniest. He has a Comedy Central half hour
Speaker 1: that I love so much, one of the best I've
Speaker 1: seen in years. He has an amazing podcast called All
Speaker 1: Fantasy Everything. He is literally the voice of Comedy Central
Speaker 1: after they throw the commercials for those Charman Bears. He
Speaker 1: is the one that brings you back. Give it up
Speaker 1: from my guests. So hilarious, David boy. Everybody they were worried,
Speaker 1: what's up, big dog? Just you know, proud, thick load heritage,
Speaker 1: just like the heritage. Yeah, just that goes back to Africa.
Speaker 1: Really sure the Bories are known for their heavy, thick load. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they can't read, but man, you don't need to read
Speaker 1: when you need to read with a load like this
Speaker 1: spider Man webs everywhere. There's four million of us. Who
Speaker 1: needs to read. We're a fucking soccer team. I love that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I love to hear it. It just gives me. It
Speaker 1: gives me comfort to know that's what you're working with.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that about walnuts. I eat walnuts. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're apparently they're good for you. There's other stuff that's
Speaker 1: good for you, and then there's like stuff that feels
Speaker 1: fairly obvious, like don't put your laptop in your lap
Speaker 1: because you're exposing yourself to radiation, or don't keep your
Speaker 1: your phone in your pocket because five G is gonna
Speaker 1: give your dick coronavirus. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: for sure, for sure, just the standard rules. I don't
Speaker 1: really know what five G is, if we're going to
Speaker 1: be completely honest, I don't think anybody does, which is why,
Speaker 1: which is why somehow we thought it gave us a cough. Yo,
Speaker 1: I think my phone has four G, is what I think?
Speaker 1: Oh nice, No, I don't know. It's no, it's terrible.
Speaker 1: I have a metro phone. I got you. The technology
Speaker 1: hasn't matched the service that you're getting. If you have Metro,
Speaker 1: you can't get Corona. That's a fact science. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: tell your listeners. I didn't even do that. That's you
Speaker 1: think metro PCs. Sure that's gonna be in their commercials
Speaker 1: pretty soon. Oh yeah, that that in thick You want
Speaker 1: a thick load and never get coronavirus, then you need
Speaker 1: metro PCs. You also want a BlackBerry for some reason.
Speaker 1: If you want a phone that flips open still have
Speaker 1: weekend minutes. You want to wait till after seven pm
Speaker 1: to call your friends because that's when it's free. Then
Speaker 1: you need metro PCs. It don't work in Canada. I
Speaker 1: do love that they throw that in where like, oh,
Speaker 1: by the way, in case you were about to travel,
Speaker 1: you poor idiot. You can't use this in Canada. You
Speaker 1: know what, though, I bet you it works in the
Speaker 1: d R m HM for sure. One do you know why?
Speaker 1: Because the Dominican man sold you that phone, and so
Speaker 1: he did whatever he needed to do to make sure
Speaker 1: that this service was going to make its way to
Speaker 1: the Dominican Republic. I mean should be told I have
Speaker 1: a Dominican number just for tax purposes. Anyways? Oh is
Speaker 1: that is that actually true? No? No, God Jesus Christ,
Speaker 1: because I was gonna say, please don't say it on
Speaker 1: the podcast this. I know we talked about conspiracy theories,
Speaker 1: but I'm I can't protect you from anything. I no, no, no,
Speaker 1: my numbers, my numbers USA. Hell yeah, I know you
Speaker 1: guys can't hear it at home. But David just winked
Speaker 1: at me in one of that that had nothing to
Speaker 1: do with this thick load. I think he was mostly
Speaker 1: focused on his secret phone number from the Dominican Republic.
Speaker 1: No big deal, No big deal. This is uh. I'm
Speaker 1: so happy you're here. We're gonna have a great time.
Speaker 1: This is actually a really fun, uh subject you brought
Speaker 1: to us. We talked a little bit briefly before this
Speaker 1: about what conspiracy theory you most bought into and the
Speaker 1: one that you immediately came back with, which I think
Speaker 1: is so interesting. You said, my mama told me there
Speaker 1: is a black illuminati. Bro, tell me more. I'm excited.
Speaker 1: So I can remember specifically the first time I heard
Speaker 1: about it. I was living in San Francisco and I
Speaker 1: was at the Ace of Fades barbershop on Geneva and
Speaker 1: they were playing this YouTube video and it was about
Speaker 1: how Prince knew that nine eleven happened. Oh shit, Prince
Speaker 1: knew that it happened, or now it was gonna come
Speaker 1: he p. Yeah. I love the idea that Prince is
Speaker 1: just walking around like a king because he knew it happened. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think have you heard of September eleventh? Open your mind?
Speaker 1: It was that he predicted it, and it was like
Speaker 1: a YouTube video and it's like, do you ever see
Speaker 1: those videos where it's like the same announcer who talks
Speaker 1: like this, Yes, it was that, and they were like,
Speaker 1: this is an audio recording of prints four days before
Speaker 1: night eleven. And then it was just somebody going bush
Speaker 1: knocked down the towers, bush knocked down the towers. And
Speaker 1: then yeah, and then my barber, who was a Filipino
Speaker 1: dude flagrantly using saying nigga, I don't know the rules. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well everybody else everybody else was cool. I don't I
Speaker 1: find in the in the northeast or excuse me, the
Speaker 1: northwest of this country. Nobody knows the rules. You guys
Speaker 1: don't have clear definitions on the N word, whereas I'm
Speaker 1: from the Midwest and like we have very stark lines,
Speaker 1: and you guys are like, I don't know, he looks
Speaker 1: like he's from Taiwan. Go ahead, say a good thing, man.
Speaker 1: I don't sixty percent of the Filipinos I know, I
Speaker 1: don't know rules like there. But anyways, they played this,
Speaker 1: and then the rest of my haircut was just everybody
Speaker 1: arguing about whether or not that was actually Prince. Okay,
Speaker 1: that was That's what I was gonna ask you, did
Speaker 1: you feel like it was actually Prince in the recording
Speaker 1: that's fucked up. It sounded like Prince Man. I don't know,
Speaker 1: like I haven't heard him talk that much other than singing, right,
Speaker 1: but to me it sounded like Prince And then ever
Speaker 1: since then, I'm like, I don't even know if I
Speaker 1: believe in the Black Illuminati, but I want it to
Speaker 1: be real, real, bad, right you why can't we have
Speaker 1: our own we could run ship. Oh you really just
Speaker 1: wanted to be to be there because you believe in
Speaker 1: black people. This is like, yeah, this is black empowerment.
Speaker 1: This isn't any type of like No, I just think
Speaker 1: we could do it well as well. That makes sense.
Speaker 1: I think we should dig a little bit into just
Speaker 1: a general understanding of what the Illuminati is. Maybe that'll
Speaker 1: that'll lay a groundwork for this conversation. For any of
Speaker 1: our listeners who feel like they somehow don't know what
Speaker 1: the Illuminati is, I guess they've never been an old
Speaker 1: spaghetti factory. Then sure, Wait, the spaghetti factory has a
Speaker 1: clear connection to the deep state. Look it up, bro,
Speaker 1: a new world order, talk to me about these things.
Speaker 1: What when you say illuminati, what exactly do you mean
Speaker 1: a small group of people who are running the bigger things.
Speaker 1: So all political policy you see an acted, there's no left,
Speaker 1: there's no right, there's only the illuminati. Right. Sure, all
Speaker 1: social trends that you see happening the illuminatis. It's just
Speaker 1: like the idea that the entire world is run by
Speaker 1: a small group of people. Right. So in theory, when
Speaker 1: I decide to start wearing skinny Janes because I am
Speaker 1: seeing a trend out in the world, I'm thinking that
Speaker 1: this is like an independent choice that I'm making. And
Speaker 1: instead you're saying that this was dictated by a group
Speaker 1: of people who said, no skinny Janes will be in fashion,
Speaker 1: and they secretly have some motive that they are trying
Speaker 1: to cut off circulation in legs, thus forcing a community
Speaker 1: to struggle because of their commitment to little pants. Exactly,
Speaker 1: it's not because you think it looks fresh. It's because
Speaker 1: Virgil and then I guess, Oprah, I don't know who
Speaker 1: all makes the cut. Those people want it that they
Speaker 1: sat down and they said we need them to look
Speaker 1: ridiculous in little pants. And I also, in my opinion,
Speaker 1: I think there may be some people who aren't black
Speaker 1: in the black illuminati. Go on. I think Bill Clinton
Speaker 1: could be in the Black Illuminati. Pause right there, I listen.
Speaker 1: I'm happy to hear this, and and I'm very excited.
Speaker 1: Tell me why Bill Clinton might be in the black Illuminati.
Speaker 1: I don't think they let him in the white one.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm, thig number one. He plays the saxophone. Nobody
Speaker 1: in the white Illuminati plays a jazz based instrument that
Speaker 1: you can look that up. That's not me. That's not
Speaker 1: just talking sulking reads than they don't have the breath
Speaker 1: control for it. They don't White Illuminati like. So, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think Bill Clinton he's just real nigorous, just like
Speaker 1: in his dealings in general, he was hose like a lot. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing with Bill Clinton, because for years the
Speaker 1: black community called him like the first black president, right,
Speaker 1: he was simultaneously putting more black men in jail than
Speaker 1: than most presidents ever have, and so it became this
Speaker 1: weird dance of him being like, somehow the most down
Speaker 1: president while also the one that hated us the most
Speaker 1: because it be your own people, right, Okay, Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: I see what you're getting at. You see what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: What you're saying, I'm not saying it's a good thing.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying it's a good thing. I'm just saying
Speaker 1: that's where he's at. Right. So Bill Clinton's potentially in
Speaker 1: the Black Illuminati, Yeah, for sure, for sure. Who else
Speaker 1: I think Bruce Lee was? Probably he dipped in because
Speaker 1: people love karate. Yeah, that's that's the only reason. Ye Okay,
Speaker 1: And they were just he was so good at at
Speaker 1: his martial arts that they were like, Bruce Lee, you're in. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Jim Kelly didn't want to do it, so right, you
Speaker 1: need a weapon sky. It's like the Illuminati is much
Speaker 1: like a bank heist or something. You need a fully
Speaker 1: rounded team. I see what I'm saying, Like, you need
Speaker 1: different expertise, right, it can't just be a room full
Speaker 1: of entertainers. No, no, no, no, you need like you
Speaker 1: need like a weapons guy. You need you need like
Speaker 1: a tech nerd. You know, somebody who can do the
Speaker 1: flip off the top shelf. And then the tiny Chinese man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you guys all know the tiny Chinese man we're talking about? Yeah,
Speaker 1: from Ocean, Yeah and twelve and thirteen. He made it
Speaker 1: in all three. It's a whole series. That guy. He's
Speaker 1: living good, I hope. So I really liked he honestly,
Speaker 1: and it's hard to you can never it's it only
Speaker 1: feels racist to tell people. But he was my favorite character.
Speaker 1: But I also never knew his name really, so it
Speaker 1: was like a weird thing of being like, I like
Speaker 1: the Chinese one, Like, all right, who is that? I
Speaker 1: don't know his name? I like the Chinese Like, it's
Speaker 1: not like you didn't like the Chinese one. That's the racist.
Speaker 1: That is the racist part. I could have taken the time,
Speaker 1: I guess, to learn what's behind the tiny and the
Speaker 1: Chinese if that makes sense. No, what are the other
Speaker 1: people's names in that movie? What are the other character's names? Uh,
Speaker 1: Brad Pitt, Yeah, exactly, Bernie Mack pretty good. You don't
Speaker 1: know any of those character names? Sure, that's fair. That's
Speaker 1: I know, Danny Ocean, that's it, and then the rest
Speaker 1: of them are See that's fun. I thought it was
Speaker 1: Billy Ocean, Billy Ocean, different guy. Similar contributions to American
Speaker 1: uh you know culture, but yeah, Caribbean queen right. Okay,
Speaker 1: So so besides Bill Clinton and Bruce Lee, potentially you
Speaker 1: said John b also is a potential contributor to the
Speaker 1: Black Illuminati. I guess one of the questions I have
Speaker 1: are the things that really popped in my head is
Speaker 1: if white people in Chinese people are part of this
Speaker 1: black illuminati, what is their contribution to this? Why would
Speaker 1: I want Bill Clinton in my black illuminati. I think
Speaker 1: it's one of those things where it's just like they
Speaker 1: generally accept that culture, maybe more than their own. Like
Speaker 1: they're they're invested in the black cloture. It's like like
Speaker 1: Gary Owen, where does you may call this money? Right?
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, It's like the same type
Speaker 1: of thing. Yes, it's people who have already they were
Speaker 1: already with black people anyways. Sure so even by your
Speaker 1: argument right that, uh, if this is about the control
Speaker 1: all of the black community and and our choices, then
Speaker 1: the people at the highest levels of our entertainment, of
Speaker 1: our social progress, whatever, would ultimately have their say in
Speaker 1: what's happening. Thus a Bill Clinton and Guarry Owen of Bruce.
Speaker 1: I didn't say, you're saying Gary is not in the
Speaker 1: black Yeah, I'm saying that time, okayte that down. If
Speaker 1: I could just pause for a second for my listeners
Speaker 1: at home. David wants to be as clear as possible
Speaker 1: that Garry Owen did not make the cut of the
Speaker 1: Black Illuminati. I assume he wants to be in the
Speaker 1: Black Lawn, wants to of course, he wants to be
Speaker 1: in the Black Illuminati piece of ship. But you are
Speaker 1: not welcome in our in our Black Illuminati, you ask whole,
Speaker 1: Gary Owen, No, sir, this is fascinating. What do you
Speaker 1: think specific thickly differentiates the Black Illuminati from other Illuminati counterparts,
Speaker 1: because by your suggestion, I would assume that there are
Speaker 1: also now Latin next uh Illuminatis, and I think so
Speaker 1: the probably a Vietnamese Illuminati. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think
Speaker 1: it's I think it's cultural. Are they moving completely different?
Speaker 1: Are they just focusing on their people? What's the goals here?
Speaker 1: I think about it like a u N situation where
Speaker 1: it's like every Illuminati has their own delegate that they
Speaker 1: send to the main Illuminati meeting. Right. Oh, but it's
Speaker 1: like it's like summer stronger than others, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, Like, Okay, Chile is in the u N.
Speaker 1: But they're not like at the meeting swinging dick. They
Speaker 1: kind of sit on the side and mind their business
Speaker 1: right right, right, right, like like any any power situation.
Speaker 1: So I think it's like that, like there are other Illuminatis,
Speaker 1: but like they're not as powerful, got you, So in
Speaker 1: this case, I'd have to assume, and it breaks my
Speaker 1: heart to stay at the Black Illuminati is not They're
Speaker 1: not swinging dick quite as much as we would like.
Speaker 1: Well okay, not as much as we would like, but
Speaker 1: I think pretty huge, right, just for the fact that
Speaker 1: American pop culture kind of dictates the world where we
Speaker 1: are a major part of that. So it's like we
Speaker 1: do too much to not have a place there, I
Speaker 1: got you. It's not maybe what we would want. It's
Speaker 1: almost like a North Korea vibe where it's like, I
Speaker 1: mean you said it, no, no, no, come along with me. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I got not listening and I'm in the house. I
Speaker 1: got nothing to do today. No, though we we are
Speaker 1: by your suggestion, and this is not my work, this
Speaker 1: is your work, David, by your suggestion. What what we're
Speaker 1: saying is is that the act Illuminati at these meetings,
Speaker 1: although not necessarily the power that we want to be,
Speaker 1: has to be taken seriously at all times, much like
Speaker 1: a North Korea in the world. Not to say that
Speaker 1: we are evil, not to suggest that we are somehow,
Speaker 1: you know, connected with dictatorship, but certainly just something to
Speaker 1: be feared if nothing else. No, I think that we
Speaker 1: have a bigger see at the table than just like
Speaker 1: a wild outlier. Got you, you say what I'm saying like,
Speaker 1: I don't think it's like I don't think we're like
Speaker 1: do this or we'll bomb you. I think we're in
Speaker 1: part on decisions and stuff like that. I got you.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying Like, I don't think it's
Speaker 1: like we're not just like a crazy like we got
Speaker 1: W M D S or whatever. Like, I think we're
Speaker 1: an active part of the conversation. I like that. That's
Speaker 1: what i'd hope. I'm sorry I compared black people to
Speaker 1: North Korea. Don't be sorry, Listen. Li's the writer's room.
Speaker 1: It's the writer's room that we're gonna project across the world.
Speaker 1: There's nothing wrong with that. Yeah, there's nothing wrong. Listen.
Speaker 1: We're not the first people to equate black people in
Speaker 1: North Korea. We won't be the last. Boy, Do I
Speaker 1: hope that's true in either direction? Do I hope that's true. Well,
Speaker 1: we're gonna take a quick break and we'll be back
Speaker 1: here with more. My mama told me, and we are that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're back here with more, my mama told me, And
Speaker 1: I am still here with David Boi, hilarious, hilarious comedian
Speaker 1: who was telling me more and more about the deep, deep,
Speaker 1: deep conspiracies conspiracy rather of the Black Illuminati and all
Speaker 1: of its comings and goings in the world and the
Speaker 1: damage it's doing or help it's doing. I don't know
Speaker 1: with black people, do you think they help people? I
Speaker 1: think it's neutral to be you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I think it's like like any government or anything like that.
Speaker 1: I think some things are very positive. I think that
Speaker 1: some things are very negative. I don't think it would
Speaker 1: be fair to say that they're ultimately helping people, because look,
Speaker 1: via the prison system or whatever, we're still in bondage, right,
Speaker 1: So it's like they're not like killing you, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, They're not killing it. Yeah. I don't
Speaker 1: think they're doing great period. I don't even think they're
Speaker 1: necessarily doing a good job. I think maybe better than
Speaker 1: they were. Okay, So we talked about this, but I
Speaker 1: did some deep diving. I did some research on the
Speaker 1: conversation of the Illuminati and specifically the Black Illuminati, and
Speaker 1: I want to share some of the things that I've
Speaker 1: I've dug up and hopefully you have some answers, because, honestly,
Speaker 1: more so than any other episode that I've had thus far,
Speaker 1: this one left me with more questions than real answer.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. It's deep, It's deep. It's very deep.
Speaker 1: I did hours of research, and I mostly came up
Speaker 1: tie aired and uh a little frustrated with the information
Speaker 1: I was pulling. So I personally didn't know. Let's start here,
Speaker 1: I personally didn't know that the Illuminati is a real thing.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean that? Like, okay, okay, okay, wait,
Speaker 1: don't tell. The point is, I had no idea that
Speaker 1: the Illuminati was real. I I thought that this was
Speaker 1: just sort of like a fantasy thing that people had
Speaker 1: made up over years and years of like spreading rumors, whatever.
Speaker 1: But the Illuminati was actually a real organization that was
Speaker 1: created in seventeen seventy six, the exact time of the
Speaker 1: birth of the America that we know. So seventeen seventy six,
Speaker 1: this dude, Adam West Shopped, a German lawyer who believed
Speaker 1: strongly in enlightenment and ideals, specifically created the Illuminati to
Speaker 1: promote these principles of like enlightenment among elites people he
Speaker 1: had deemed elites in society. Is that not what I've
Speaker 1: been saying it is, it's what you've been saying. And
Speaker 1: but even scarier part the Illuminati as we know it,
Speaker 1: as the organization that was technically on record, only lasted
Speaker 1: ten years. Five The Bavarian government shuts it down because
Speaker 1: they basically say, we deem all secret societies completely illegal.
Speaker 1: You are no longer allowed to illuminate or enlighten. You
Speaker 1: must shut this ship down. And they basically claim from
Speaker 1: that point forward that the Illuminati no longer exists, that
Speaker 1: it is yes, and not just the government. Everyone around
Speaker 1: them is saying, like, oh, the Illuminati. It's as if
Speaker 1: the police showed up and we're like shut the party
Speaker 1: down and then everybody went home. Do you have any
Speaker 1: stats on member ship before that happened? Great question. I
Speaker 1: was digging into the membership, which apparently, as it was
Speaker 1: originally created, it started with like six to nine dudes.
Speaker 1: They were mostly basing all everything that they did off of, Uh,
Speaker 1: what are those guys? The Freemasons. So they wanted it
Speaker 1: strictly guys. They wanted to be like elite dudes in
Speaker 1: the world who were free thinkers, and UH particularly were
Speaker 1: opposed to UH like sort of living in the past
Speaker 1: and following like tradition and more interested in infiltrating organizations
Speaker 1: for control, so like the infiltration of politics so that
Speaker 1: they can then you know, decide how votes are are
Speaker 1: made and shipped like that. And did they study politicians.
Speaker 1: I don't it. So that's the part that gets messy, right,
Speaker 1: because they start with six to nine dudes, but then
Speaker 1: they intentionally target the Freemasons, which is already an organization
Speaker 1: by this point, and they start pulling their members. They'll
Speaker 1: like show up to Freemason meetings pretending to be Freemasons
Speaker 1: and then trick those Freemasons into joining the Illuminati and
Speaker 1: coming back and becoming Illuminati members. And so there's all
Speaker 1: this speculation about by the end, in that ten years,
Speaker 1: it moved somewhere from six to nine dudes to six
Speaker 1: hundred to undred people, but still very vague on numbers,
Speaker 1: very vague on numbers, but they've accumulated exponentially more people
Speaker 1: than they had when they started. And then last question
Speaker 1: that I have for the origins, so the Freemasons operated
Speaker 1: in Germany or they went out to the world and
Speaker 1: did that. I think the Freemasons were all over because
Speaker 1: a lot of our like UH founding fathers are connected
Speaker 1: to the Freemasons. A lot of like big historical figures
Speaker 1: and spaces are connected to the Freemasons. I think the
Speaker 1: Illuminati specifically started UH in Bavaria and then moved other
Speaker 1: places in theory, so what we have is possibly an
Speaker 1: international network of possibly people they just iced, right, the
Speaker 1: Bavarians ice, But then there's people all over the world. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: come on, And that's the crazy part, right, you know
Speaker 1: as well as I do. You can't get people to
Speaker 1: just stop doing some ship, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: When under what circumstances could someone show up and be like,
Speaker 1: that's illegal, and all people are going to stop it
Speaker 1: all over the world because if it's all over the world,
Speaker 1: it wasn't even their government. Why would but they said it,
Speaker 1: they said they exactly, so they make this they said
Speaker 1: no more. And so for years no one really talks
Speaker 1: about the Illuminati, right, they pretty much go completely underground.
Speaker 1: Nobody's saying shit about the Illuminati, although for years other
Speaker 1: things that sort of happened in the world started to
Speaker 1: be connected to the to a possible illuminate the relationship.
Speaker 1: Like when the French Revolution happened, a bunch of people
Speaker 1: started saying that that might have been because of the Illuminati,
Speaker 1: that the Illuminati started the French Revolution started, the the
Speaker 1: people uprising against the name, okay, like they were there, yeah,
Speaker 1: or that they picked the day and said, well, they
Speaker 1: had the big one. I think I don't know. I'm
Speaker 1: not a historian, I'm a I'm a nigger who did
Speaker 1: some Google searches. Very exciting. Hey, thanks, Well, this is
Speaker 1: where it gets even more interesting because they keep connecting
Speaker 1: it to weird ship right, Like even there's evidence that
Speaker 1: George Washington even mentioned them in a letter one time
Speaker 1: where he basically, you know, sevent nine George Washington writes
Speaker 1: this letter about the Illuminati where he speculates that the
Speaker 1: threat had largely been beaten, where he basically says like,
Speaker 1: I know a lot of y'all are talking about the Illuminati,
Speaker 1: but I assure you the Illuminati is dead. It's gone,
Speaker 1: it's not the thing anymore. Back into after they got busted.
Speaker 1: But that's what started to spark up more of the
Speaker 1: conversation because everybody's like, why the fund is George Washington
Speaker 1: talking about the Illuminati. If the Illuminati isn't real, if
Speaker 1: it's not here anymore, then why is this motherfucker thirteen
Speaker 1: years later telling me it's not real? That doesn't make sense.
Speaker 1: What's that hamlet ship the lady doth protest? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that lady's protestings protesting a little baby. She's a little
Speaker 1: faith George doing features for two million dollars, He's a
Speaker 1: little baby. Uh So he wrote that letter to who
Speaker 1: It's not clear. I think it was just writing, you know,
Speaker 1: have Twitter whoever? They didn't have Twitter back then. I
Speaker 1: think you just needed motherfucker's to talk to. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: just got to air it out. You're like, hey, you
Speaker 1: know what's crazy? People keep talking about the Illuminati. I
Speaker 1: don't even they ain't even real. No more fun now
Speaker 1: and then and then reading a lot of carrier pigeons
Speaker 1: about this Illuminati coming back, and I want to assure
Speaker 1: you all you're mistaken, all right, So he wrote that
Speaker 1: letter and he was like, no more, no Illuminati, And
Speaker 1: like many you know, sort of conspiracy theories, it's the
Speaker 1: most dangerous thing, and we see it now every day. Right,
Speaker 1: the most dangerous ship you can do is to tweet
Speaker 1: about it. Right, whether you agree with it or disagree
Speaker 1: with it, you are giving it power by saying this
Speaker 1: ship is real or isn't. It doesn't matter. You're telling
Speaker 1: people that you think that it at least has some
Speaker 1: relevance in the world. And so George Washington sort of
Speaker 1: reinvigorated its relevance. And then in the nineties, a whole
Speaker 1: bunch of other companies and writers, specifically of this one
Speaker 1: dude wrote this book or see reads of books called
Speaker 1: the Illuminatis is like a series of books where he
Speaker 1: basically is like historical fiction, but it incorporates the Illuminati
Speaker 1: and they become like this major player and controlling the world.
Speaker 1: And then all those Dan Brown books with the you know,
Speaker 1: the fucking uh yeah and so the Illuminati play. Have
Speaker 1: you read it? Did I read? I read the It
Speaker 1: was the first one the da Vinci coulde. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: read that in like two days. It's like candy. It's
Speaker 1: so much fun. Oh, I haven't read any of them.
Speaker 1: My wife told me I should for this podcast. You
Speaker 1: want me to read out of here? Who are you
Speaker 1: the Illuminati trying to make me do stuff. Black Illuminati,
Speaker 1: Black Illuminati, you said it was, so it was. It
Speaker 1: was quiet for like George Washington said it, and then
Speaker 1: it was quiet for like a couple hundred years. It
Speaker 1: was pretty chill. There's not a lot of evidence of
Speaker 1: people really talking about the Illuminati. And then some authors
Speaker 1: started writing about it, and that starts to spark a
Speaker 1: bunch of ship now here in well, these were more
Speaker 1: in like the sixties and seventies. Yeah, and so here's
Speaker 1: where things get crazy because we're talking about the black Illuminati.
Speaker 1: And I kept asking myself, well, where do black people
Speaker 1: come into this, because up to this point we've only
Speaker 1: been slaves and then dealing with like fucking you know,
Speaker 1: Jim crow era and civil rights ship, Like, there's no
Speaker 1: way there's a group of black people benefiting from this
Speaker 1: too much. But then in America at least, but maybe
Speaker 1: to your point, there's some ship, Like some motherfucker's in
Speaker 1: Nigeria are like rubbing their fingers stuff anyway, So yeah,
Speaker 1: where do that's the good question. So the big, the
Speaker 1: big introduction to the Illuminati, as far as I can find,
Speaker 1: is it comes through hip hop. Right. Prodigy is a
Speaker 1: great example in the nineties, a whole bunch of rappers
Speaker 1: that Mr. Dre's Prodigy, a whole bunch of people start
Speaker 1: saying wild shit about how the Illuminati is trying to
Speaker 1: control me, the Illuminati trying to destroy my family, Illuminati
Speaker 1: don't want me to eat at night whatever, right exactly,
Speaker 1: And so it becomes this thing in hip hop where
Speaker 1: everybody is basically equating the Illuminati to the oppressor. Anybody
Speaker 1: that's doing bad too black people is the Illuminati. Then
Speaker 1: artists start to make, Artists start to make some money,
Speaker 1: people start getting rich, and so it transforms generations. Right,
Speaker 1: jay Z comes along and he starts saying, nobody controls me.
Speaker 1: I'm a motherfucking boss. And then people like Prodigy, C
Speaker 1: jay Z saying shit like that, and he's like, this
Speaker 1: nigga is in the Illuminati. This nigga's got too much money,
Speaker 1: he must be in the Illuminati. We were just as
Speaker 1: good as him. Why the funk is he so rich?
Speaker 1: I mean vice? Right, yes, alcohol exactly, but any but yeah,
Speaker 1: deal with your addictions, Prodigy. But maybe maybe it's a
Speaker 1: secret society. So what you're saying is we didn't start
Speaker 1: talking about a black Illuminati until black people got generational
Speaker 1: wealth exactly. Damn. Black Illuminati did not exist as far
Speaker 1: as we could see, until people starting to make enough
Speaker 1: money to feed their kids, starting to feel real crabs
Speaker 1: in a bucket of Yeah. But the exciting part, the
Speaker 1: exciting part of your argument is that maybe there could
Speaker 1: be a black Illuminati in part because we saw what
Speaker 1: generational wealth did to create the original Illuminati. That's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Yes, like we weren't operating at a level
Speaker 1: where it would even be a thing necessary, right until
Speaker 1: when of black people first start getting generational wealth, probably
Speaker 1: truthfully the century. Yeah, you know, you could argue there's
Speaker 1: there's people in the nineteen twenties who started to really
Speaker 1: build resources that would ultimately lead to like greater success,
Speaker 1: So that that's fair, yeah, right, because you also need
Speaker 1: people who have been generationally enlightened or whatever to that, right,
Speaker 1: and most of their parents were slaves right until. But
Speaker 1: now it's like we're at that point right where people
Speaker 1: are like my parents parents were wealth right whatever else,
Speaker 1: which is like that is just yeah, we just got
Speaker 1: into the game, I think. And so there's no reason
Speaker 1: to your point that jay Z couldn't call Oprah and say, hey,
Speaker 1: I I want to change things around here. We should
Speaker 1: have a meeting where we wear dark cloaks and decide
Speaker 1: what the fuck you know black people are going to
Speaker 1: get to do today or get to read or subscribe
Speaker 1: to That's what I'm saying. I think it's realistic. Also,
Speaker 1: power corrupts people. The more powerful people get, they do
Speaker 1: crazy ship. Have you ever seen like those pictures from
Speaker 1: the Rothschild party? Yeah, it doesn't seem nuts to me
Speaker 1: to think that. Maybe, Yeah, like J and B are
Speaker 1: putting on deer heads, absolutely, Oprah and whoever else, who
Speaker 1: else has got money like that? I don't follow money.
Speaker 1: Kevin Hart, Ludicros, Ludacris has that much money, right, He's
Speaker 1: got like as do the money. Kevin Hard is for sure, Yes,
Speaker 1: for sure. You take a hundred million dollars or whatever
Speaker 1: he's worth plus short man complex. He's beating down the door.
Speaker 1: I like to think they didn't let Kevin Hard. I
Speaker 1: totally agree. I feel like Kevin Kevin applied like four
Speaker 1: times before they finally were like, funk, we gotta let
Speaker 1: him in. He's just he's too good. He's too good,
Speaker 1: He's got too much money. I know he's not Maybe
Speaker 1: he's a bad guy. We can't really tell, but funk,
Speaker 1: we gotta let him in. Here's my question. For real.
Speaker 1: They come on your door, they're like Langston, Yeah, we've
Speaker 1: heard the podcast. You listen to Light Skinned Feelings. We
Speaker 1: saw we love Insecure, We see you moving around. You're
Speaker 1: a strong, married young black man upward least socially mobile.
Speaker 1: You give us your firstborn. You're in it, you know,
Speaker 1: it's it's a tough question. You don't even have to
Speaker 1: give it to them. Your kid just has to Like
Speaker 1: I just have to spend summers at Oprah's house, or
Speaker 1: I have to indoctrinate my child. Yeah, you have to.
Speaker 1: It's like it's not like a literal giving over, but
Speaker 1: from that child's birth, its whole soul purpose is to help.
Speaker 1: And with that. Let just so I'm fully clear with that.
Speaker 1: I don't really get to choose what happens to my kid. No,
Speaker 1: but you get, you know, all the benefits of the
Speaker 1: Black Illuminati, re cuts, haircuts for life, a boost mobile phone.
Speaker 1: Luticals wants to know. Ludicris just checks in on you.
Speaker 1: Yeah you are. You're a brother to him now and
Speaker 1: he needs to y yeah, yeah, and like and like
Speaker 1: and better business dealings and stuff like, like the stuff
Speaker 1: like that you would get from being in a white
Speaker 1: fraternity or like the schools or something. Yeah. Right, it's
Speaker 1: a similar that I feel like i'd be a fool
Speaker 1: not to mostly not because I want to be in
Speaker 1: the illuminati. I actually think that they're probably really bored,
Speaker 1: do you know what I mean? Like, I don't actually, well,
Speaker 1: I've always heard this rumor, and maybe you've heard it too,
Speaker 1: that like, uh, rich people in general just like reach
Speaker 1: a point of wealth where they stop even enjoying things anymore,
Speaker 1: and it just becomes you doing ship. Like I've always
Speaker 1: heard this rumor about Jamie Fox playing naked basketball with
Speaker 1: his friends. Yo, I heard about that too, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: didn't hear about it is with his friend, I well, friends, enemies,
Speaker 1: I don't know, with potential sexual conquer exactly, but he
Speaker 1: like makes them play. Everybody that plays basketball Jamie Fox's
Speaker 1: house has to do it naked. And you're not doing
Speaker 1: that because that's the best way to play basketball. You're
Speaker 1: doing that because your soul is numb in a way
Speaker 1: that requires you to need to make something that could
Speaker 1: have been fun by itself a level more exciting otherwise
Speaker 1: you can't get hard anymore, or you can't play against
Speaker 1: the picking roll. So you want to take that, right,
Speaker 1: I'm not setting a pick on no man new and
Speaker 1: no picks in my game. Take your motherfucking pants off.
Speaker 1: Yeah not, We're not playing that Harlem globe trotter. I
Speaker 1: like the idea that Jimmie FOXX plays real, like fundamental,
Speaker 1: like no flashy bass. Oh he's just straight, straight pull
Speaker 1: up shots. He pulls up, just doing the bounce path.
Speaker 1: That's for sure. He is fundamentalist ship. But he doesn't
Speaker 1: believe in the pick and roll, because that is the
Speaker 1: most that's offensive one over here, right, I don't need
Speaker 1: you guys playing your urban basketball and Jamie Fox's court.
Speaker 1: I don't know I would join. I don't think that.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing, Black people have been that rich yet
Speaker 1: that we have you think, do you think that happens,
Speaker 1: like even if you're the first person in your family
Speaker 1: to get rich, to get that well, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think I think to your point, it probably requires
Speaker 1: generational wealth. And I do think that part of my
Speaker 1: fear is that if you don't join your they'll cut
Speaker 1: you off from generational wealth. That like this is and
Speaker 1: either you're with us or against us kind of vibe.
Speaker 1: So you get the offer, you don't get to know
Speaker 1: that they exist and then just go about your day.
Speaker 1: They're offering it to you because like either get down
Speaker 1: or lay down type ship, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: the state property exactly. It's just like that's just why
Speaker 1: I watched that movie. We're gonna take another break and
Speaker 1: we'll be back with more mamma told me, and we're back.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna kill you. Give me two, all right, We're
Speaker 1: back here with more of my mama told me and more.
Speaker 1: David boy, we are talking Black Illuminati. We're digging deep
Speaker 1: into whether or not we would commit ourselves in the
Speaker 1: Black Illuminati, and whether or not the Black Illuminati would
Speaker 1: kill us if we don't. Yeah, that's the real question.
Speaker 1: I don't think they'd kill you. I don't think they'd
Speaker 1: kill you. I think you're right though, you're gonna be
Speaker 1: the best. The best your kid's gonna do is like
Speaker 1: Hunter kyear tops, right, which in today's economy is uh,
Speaker 1: it's not enough. Yeah, and imagine tomorrow's economy, right. You
Speaker 1: got to plan for the future, your father, Now, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's fair. I've been eating all these walnuts and my father. Now, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're potent, man, you gotta pass that on. I would join.
Speaker 1: I think I would join, man, I think I would join.
Speaker 1: Do you have any Do you have any fears about joining?
Speaker 1: Is there anything that that you're particularly afraid might happen
Speaker 1: if you joined? I worry that I would do some
Speaker 1: ship and get kicked out. Oh, that you'd be like
Speaker 1: the bad boy of the Black Illuminati. Bad boy is
Speaker 1: not maybe the term I was thinking. No, you'd be
Speaker 1: like a j You'd be the one that wears the hat.
Speaker 1: And yeah, I'd be the one who got drunk a lot,
Speaker 1: is what I mean. Like, I'd be so uncouth that
Speaker 1: they'd be like, come on, man, well you can't be
Speaker 1: in the Black Illuminati. Andy hot Dogs from Costco. Like,
Speaker 1: you have to pick right. You have to upgrade your
Speaker 1: life in a way that that matches the lifestyle of
Speaker 1: your of your your Tessa Thompson's Oh did she make it?
Speaker 1: I would assume so she's in everything. Now, Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1: If you're in everything, If you're in everything, you made it.
Speaker 1: Janelle Mone she's got to be in the blacks. She
Speaker 1: talks about free thinking too. Yeah, a lot, a lot,
Speaker 1: like more than you would think a person who thinks freely.
Speaker 1: Does You know who I think wants to be in
Speaker 1: the Black Illuminati and it drove him crazy that they
Speaker 1: wouldn't let him in is Terrence Howard. Because he's a
Speaker 1: he's a liability. He's too much of a liability. He's
Speaker 1: a he's crazy math. Come over here with new math
Speaker 1: talking about flowers. You know, he thought Empire was a documentary.
Speaker 1: He doesn't even know that it's filmed. There's no way
Speaker 1: that you let Terrence Howard. And because he gets a vote,
Speaker 1: he gets an equal vote like other members. I think,
Speaker 1: if anything, they are the ones who canceled them. Like, okay,
Speaker 1: track with me on this. I'm following. Go ahead, Jesse
Speaker 1: Smollett ship, you set that up? Okay? Why was that
Speaker 1: a thing? Right? He was doing fine, Jesse, Jesse was
Speaker 1: doing great. He was it was only going to get
Speaker 1: better for him, it was only going to get better.
Speaker 1: He's you think he's handsome. He was sexually neutral in
Speaker 1: a way that allowed him to flow freely between spaces
Speaker 1: and ship. He could kiss anybody on anybody, anybody. I
Speaker 1: think the Black Illuminati takes him out as a message
Speaker 1: to Terence Howard, get off our nuts. This is what
Speaker 1: we did to your friend. We don't even care about it.
Speaker 1: You can see what we'll do to your son. We
Speaker 1: don't get a funk about you. Give a funk about you.
Speaker 1: This was them sending a baby finger. That's what it was.
Speaker 1: Just smaller is the horsehead in the bed. That's just like,
Speaker 1: get your ship together, clean up, or we'll comfort with
Speaker 1: doing interviews. I think that's why it was only that
Speaker 1: g Q interview the Quincy Jones did, and then they
Speaker 1: were like no more, right, because Slacy Jones exposed a
Speaker 1: lot of ship. He said, who killed Kennedy? Yeah? Remember that? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And everybody forgot because he was like, I was the
Speaker 1: Richard Pryor used to fuck Harry Belafonte or whoever he was,
Speaker 1: Marlon Brando, and it was like, oh, I guess we're
Speaker 1: gonna focus on that one because that seems wilder. That
Speaker 1: was what. But he never talked like that again. Right,
Speaker 1: it was just that interview and he was like on
Speaker 1: like some comeback ship, like no, this is a new Quincy,
Speaker 1: like this is what it is now, this is a
Speaker 1: new I'm checking me out, I'm telling secrets and then
Speaker 1: it was just done. It was just that one article
Speaker 1: and then nothing else ever happened, And like, how else
Speaker 1: do you what else happened? Then with with Quincy? He
Speaker 1: shut the funk up. That's what I'm who did that.
Speaker 1: John Legend maybe Legends, definitely in the black. He might
Speaker 1: be second generation. I don't know. If I don't know
Speaker 1: the Legend family like that, sure is his name Legend
Speaker 1: for real? I don't know. I honestly have no idea.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say yes, just because it's more fun to
Speaker 1: believe that John Legend is a real human being and
Speaker 1: that he didn't just make this up for his own
Speaker 1: ships and giggles and whatnot. Oh no, it says his
Speaker 1: name is John Roger Stephens. That's lame, because of course
Speaker 1: his name is not John Legend. That's crazy. But imagine
Speaker 1: the hubrists to name yourself legend because he had already
Speaker 1: he had already been tapped by that black illuminis. That's
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. He was friends with Kanye. Kanye was
Speaker 1: friends with jay Z. They saw the talent, they saw
Speaker 1: the potential generational wealth. He doesn't hit me as a
Speaker 1: guy who grew up in like the hood was struggling
Speaker 1: for for money. So I don't think he's ever struggled.
Speaker 1: He's never struggled. He married a beautiful Asian model. He
Speaker 1: also dog. You think he got Chrissie Teagan, that's a gift.
Speaker 1: Bro brok like yo, you don't like they made her
Speaker 1: in a lab before him in Like, find me a
Speaker 1: picture of christ Teagan before could find it. I'll shut
Speaker 1: the funk up now, I'll go home, don't go further
Speaker 1: into your house. Yeah, I'll take my shoes upstairs and
Speaker 1: of Christian before I can't find it, and I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna look for it. That's what I'm saying. They set
Speaker 1: up all these booby traps. That's why people fall off.
Speaker 1: Birdman was supposed to get a billion dollars, right, they
Speaker 1: can't have that. They and it's because what what did
Speaker 1: Birdman do that blew him from this position? Because that's
Speaker 1: what I hear you, and I agree with you. I
Speaker 1: think that the Illuminati is making clear decisions about who
Speaker 1: they want to be winning and who they want to
Speaker 1: be losing. Neo was doing fucking great for a man time,
Speaker 1: and then at some point they exposed that he was
Speaker 1: bald on accident and that he wasn't the talent that
Speaker 1: they wanted him to be, and they blew up his
Speaker 1: whole spot. I can't pinpoint. I I just don't know
Speaker 1: how to pinpoint where these these choices are coming from. Well,
Speaker 1: that's because we're not in the crew. We don't there's
Speaker 1: so many allegiances and you don't know. I'm just saying
Speaker 1: all I'm saying. Quincy Jones said, Tevin Campbell is one
Speaker 1: of the most talented artists he's ever worked with. Everybody
Speaker 1: says it, baby face said it. Uh, they were playing
Speaker 1: them all on every radio. He was in the Fresh Prince.
Speaker 1: He was the beautiful young boy and a fresh prince
Speaker 1: who got to kiss Ashley before Ashley was a grown up.
Speaker 1: He kissed Ashley Banks, and he didn't go on to
Speaker 1: make a million dollars. I don't know the numbers, but
Speaker 1: who did. Nobody knows Ashley Banks besides bro Come on,
Speaker 1: that's crazy. That's like, have you ever heard can we
Speaker 1: talk like at nighttime? You ever heard that song in
Speaker 1: the dark? There are very few songs in in this
Speaker 1: world that don't get old. Like every song sort of
Speaker 1: has like an expiration date for your soul, your ears,
Speaker 1: whatever it is Can We Talk will last as long
Speaker 1: as the statues that they're trying to tear down. It
Speaker 1: will last be when this world caves in on itself
Speaker 1: and it's swallowed by the son above us. Can We
Speaker 1: Talk will be the last song that everyone listens to
Speaker 1: as we fall into the apocalypse. Who are you telling, bro?
Speaker 1: I think that we should put it on a cassette
Speaker 1: tape blasted into space, just so people know that was
Speaker 1: something humans did want. This is our greatest contribution. This
Speaker 1: is what you put that in, Like Lebron James in
Speaker 1: a spaceship tell the world and aliens. Aliens are gonna
Speaker 1: hear it and be like, well, this must have been
Speaker 1: a god on this planet. They might this man must
Speaker 1: have he must have accomplished everything you can accomplish. And
Speaker 1: we're like, nah, he had like three hits and then
Speaker 1: we made him shut the funk up. Yeah, he had
Speaker 1: like a weird little comeback with a goofy movie. But no,
Speaker 1: but nobody really associated with him. They just called him
Speaker 1: by the character they that's I mean, that's the only
Speaker 1: thing that makes sense to me. A lot of people,
Speaker 1: a lot there's so many people I think got blocked.
Speaker 1: Bochim Woodbine. Yes, hell yeah, talk talk Why didn't that work?
Speaker 1: Why didn't that? Are you kidding me? Amazing talent? Talent?
Speaker 1: Where is he now? I think I got more Twitter
Speaker 1: followers in book. I don't even do anything, bro, I
Speaker 1: could barely read. Are you where is Woodbine? And why
Speaker 1: isn't he being welcomed back into the Black Illuminati because
Speaker 1: he ran a foul of someone? Right? God, you're making
Speaker 1: sense to me, man. This is hitting me and all
Speaker 1: the sweet spots that I like to be hit. I'm
Speaker 1: telling you, man, if it don't make dollars, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? Like? And that's the other thing about
Speaker 1: the Illuminati is I feel like they pluck. You don't
Speaker 1: have to be good, you just have to be willing, right.
Speaker 1: That is something we've seen historically. They let you funk up.
Speaker 1: We've seen some of the most elite of the people
Speaker 1: who we all agree or fucking Illuminati members just do horrendous.
Speaker 1: Kanye West is constantly fumbling a bag. Terry Crews cannot
Speaker 1: hold onto a bag. For for dear life. I haven't
Speaker 1: trusted him ever. Sure. I don't like I don't like
Speaker 1: muscles that have wrinkles in them, that bothers me. Nope, nope, no,
Speaker 1: right that one fucking tell me. Also that whole headship,
Speaker 1: his whole headships? Are those tis sweet? Are they not sweet?
Speaker 1: I can't tell because they got all these ridges that
Speaker 1: I you look like you look like a ruffles chip,
Speaker 1: and I don't like he looks like a crumpled bag
Speaker 1: of Doritos. You look like you were not sold this way,
Speaker 1: And I don't care for it, and I wanna we
Speaker 1: gotta fix it. No, you can't trust him, but he's
Speaker 1: still here, you know what I mean? Well, Smith, how
Speaker 1: many albums after he was bad at rapping and put
Speaker 1: out style, he made the Miami video. He made that
Speaker 1: whole video, and then he somehow figured out a way
Speaker 1: to make us listen to his son be just okay,
Speaker 1: It's stuff. And then he made us listen to his
Speaker 1: daughter be just okay, It's stuff. And now somehow they
Speaker 1: they've elevated themselves to being good at the thing that
Speaker 1: they used to be just okay at. It feels like manipulation.
Speaker 1: Jade has got to come to bring herself to the
Speaker 1: red table. Now she's gonna admit that she's been having
Speaker 1: sex with a young boy and all why Will Smith
Speaker 1: was reading scripts that aren't gonna work out, but he
Speaker 1: still is rich. That's what I'm saying that all this
Speaker 1: being said, watch me on this joke up and here
Speaker 1: on Quimby. It's a stand up show starring Will Smith
Speaker 1: and myself. We got to hang out. I'm doing some
Speaker 1: good bits. Some he did welcome me into the Black Illuminati. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like we hung out in Vegas for a weekend. It
Speaker 1: was pretty cool. He's got a drone. He said, if
Speaker 1: I bought some new clothes and cleaned up my act,
Speaker 1: I might be able to hang out more often. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I didn't believe it. The point is you can funk up.
Speaker 1: You can funk up, you just can't like you can't
Speaker 1: not be with them. And I think if anything, bochim
Speaker 1: Woodbine was just he was too strong. I think there's
Speaker 1: a moment and even we're going down the boking Woodbine train.
Speaker 1: Alan Payne, hey, that was a dude. He America couldn't
Speaker 1: get enough of Alan Paine. And now he's doing Tyler
Speaker 1: Perry like sideshows Doug beautiful, strong, great voice voice. He
Speaker 1: did comedy, he did drama, He did it all well.
Speaker 1: He did all that wasn't he in Eve's Byou? He was?
Speaker 1: He was No, not Eve's by You? He was in
Speaker 1: Jason's lyric ly they both were in Bayou's. I think
Speaker 1: it was. It was a lot of them standing by
Speaker 1: swamps with secrets. Yeah, and I feel like a blue
Speaker 1: tint on the Yeah. But anyways, Alan Payne, Yeah, there's
Speaker 1: no reason, there's no reason, not at all. He should
Speaker 1: be on this show next week. I hope he does it.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna ask. I bet he's available. I got a
Speaker 1: good failing, we'll get out of pain. I had another
Speaker 1: game plan, but I actually think that this is a
Speaker 1: more interesting game to play with. You. You host a
Speaker 1: very fun podcast called All Fantasy Everything. You guys draft
Speaker 1: stuff in your podcast. Who are your favorite Black Illuminati
Speaker 1: members or who do you think, more importantly are the
Speaker 1: most powerful members of the Black Illuminati? Okay, so there
Speaker 1: are two things for me, right sure? Because first of all,
Speaker 1: much like a lot of black issues, there is colorism
Speaker 1: in the blacks. Right, So, who are my dark skinned
Speaker 1: Black Illuminati heroes? Here we go? I like to think
Speaker 1: there's like a dark skinned hit squad, much like the Gestapo,
Speaker 1: like a Black Illuminati, dark skinned you got the faces,
Speaker 1: but then you got the money and uh yeah, I
Speaker 1: got you. And also these are like the hitters, like
Speaker 1: this is like like who who's gonna be? Who's gonna
Speaker 1: be in the trailer after Terence Howard? Does it take?
Speaker 1: And to be like no, you're still out, Like that's
Speaker 1: what I'm talking about. That's hard man. Yeah, because now
Speaker 1: I'm just going over my rollodex. And many of these black,
Speaker 1: these dark skinned kings are too strong, too strong, too strong.
Speaker 1: They were like Wood Harris, No, yeah, Wood Harris, he's
Speaker 1: not going for it. I like to think, Jiman Hansu,
Speaker 1: that's a good answer, Giaman Hansu. One is in the illuminati.
Speaker 1: If we're talking about a gift, when did you and
Speaker 1: Comoral Lee Simmons link up? When was that normal conversation?
Speaker 1: What did he say? What did he get it? You know?
Speaker 1: That's trying to do that. Don't leave me challenge to
Speaker 1: get a super seal. That was my next one. That's
Speaker 1: the gift that that's that's a gift where somebody was like,
Speaker 1: hey man, thank you for your contributions. We we sent
Speaker 1: Hatty cloone to your house. And he doesn't even seemed
Speaker 1: particularly charming. No, honestly, he seems very dry. Yes. Also,
Speaker 1: I knew this girl who worked at a bank out
Speaker 1: in the Palisades. She's, man, I'm gonna get I hope
Speaker 1: this never comes out. She said that Seal would just
Speaker 1: come in like every few weeks with a twenty thousand
Speaker 1: dollar check that he would cash cash in person. Oh,
Speaker 1: he'd take it straight to cash, straight to cash. Jesus
Speaker 1: Christ from different Yes, So what a weirdo? What an
Speaker 1: Illuminati hitter? Right? And what arrogance your Seal? You have
Speaker 1: an assistant? Also, you don't have a bank account, Bro,
Speaker 1: he's gotta cash it. There's there's gotta be a baby
Speaker 1: Seal you can send to to go do this work
Speaker 1: for you. Is there a baby Seal? Oh? Seals steals got.
Speaker 1: I think he has babies with Heidi Cloone. I'm almost
Speaker 1: pretty sure that they had kids together. Good for him, man, Yeah,
Speaker 1: for him. I'd like to think what's his name, Brian Tyree, Oh,
Speaker 1: Brian Tyre Henry. Yeah, I think that he could be.
Speaker 1: I think he could be in there. He seems like
Speaker 1: he's he was recently initiated. Yeah, same with Daniel oh
Speaker 1: Kalua Daniel Klua, I think recently initiated. I think a
Speaker 1: telltale sign of people suddenly being in the Illuminati is
Speaker 1: how often we see them and ship. Yeah, especially when
Speaker 1: you went from never seeing him. Yes, it doesn't make
Speaker 1: sense a lot where you're like, how did the guy
Speaker 1: from the reboot of Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventurers get
Speaker 1: a Spike Lee movie? Right? What do you know? What?
Speaker 1: I mean, what are you doing in the Joker movie? Why?
Speaker 1: Why are you here? Yeah? How are you there? Paul?
Speaker 1: And now you're in the Malcolm X reboot, the SAMs
Speaker 1: SAMs fishy. I don't know about it. I don't know
Speaker 1: about it. I'm trying to think what was that? Three?
Speaker 1: I mean one more? I think like that's why it
Speaker 1: was so late, her kind of ascension to where she's
Speaker 1: been acting her ass off forever for once he finally
Speaker 1: got down and then, uh, who's the last one? Oh?
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I would hope that Grace Jones
Speaker 1: had made it in somehow. Oh that's nice. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: just really like that energy. Yeah. I don't think that
Speaker 1: we often consider the people who are no longer hot
Speaker 1: names or with us and all that. I think it's
Speaker 1: mostly that I think it's mostly that. Sure, you're only
Speaker 1: white hot for so long, but you're Illuminati money forever. Ride.
Speaker 1: As long as you commit and you stay committed, you
Speaker 1: can stay in the Illuminati forever. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't. You don't get kicked out. I don't think
Speaker 1: many people ever got kicked out. Well, that gives me
Speaker 1: great comfort to know that strange A is forever and
Speaker 1: always going to be protected by the Illuminati. Well, this
Speaker 1: has been great. I've had a great time. We've learned
Speaker 1: a lot, we've explored a lot, we've made up a lot.
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