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Speaker 1: gentlemen to another another exceptional episode of My Mama Told Me,

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Speaker 1: the podcast where we dive deep, deep, so deep, put

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Speaker 1: cursing again. Say nigga, nigga, we need you. We miss

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Speaker 1: the Chris Tucker, you word, let those demons go. Michael

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Speaker 1: Chris Tucker. Oh boy, we have a phenomenal episode today.

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Speaker 1: from my guests. So hilarious, David boy. Everybody they were worried,

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Speaker 1: who was telling me more and more about the deep, deep,

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Speaker 1: about the Illuminati, right, they pretty much go completely underground.

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00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:54,280
Speaker 1: Nobody's saying shit about the Illuminati, although for years other

422
00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:56,800
Speaker 1: things that sort of happened in the world started to

423
00:26:56,840 --> 00:27:01,000
Speaker 1: be connected to the to a possible illuminate the relationship.

424
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:04,200
Speaker 1: Like when the French Revolution happened, a bunch of people

425
00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:07,879
Speaker 1: started saying that that might have been because of the Illuminati,

426
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:12,240
Speaker 1: that the Illuminati started the French Revolution started, the the

427
00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:18,480
Speaker 1: people uprising against the name, okay, like they were there, yeah,

428
00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:22,879
Speaker 1: or that they picked the day and said, well, they

429
00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:24,960
Speaker 1: had the big one. I think I don't know. I'm

430
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,640
Speaker 1: not a historian, I'm a I'm a nigger who did

431
00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:33,199
Speaker 1: some Google searches. Very exciting. Hey, thanks, Well, this is

432
00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:35,760
Speaker 1: where it gets even more interesting because they keep connecting

433
00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:38,359
Speaker 1: it to weird ship right, Like even there's evidence that

434
00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:42,399
Speaker 1: George Washington even mentioned them in a letter one time

435
00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:46,680
Speaker 1: where he basically, you know, sevent nine George Washington writes

436
00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:50,239
Speaker 1: this letter about the Illuminati where he speculates that the

437
00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:53,640
Speaker 1: threat had largely been beaten, where he basically says like,

438
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:56,160
Speaker 1: I know a lot of y'all are talking about the Illuminati,

439
00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:59,520
Speaker 1: but I assure you the Illuminati is dead. It's gone,

440
00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:04,880
Speaker 1: it's not the thing anymore. Back into after they got busted.

441
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:07,800
Speaker 1: But that's what started to spark up more of the

442
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:11,959
Speaker 1: conversation because everybody's like, why the fund is George Washington

443
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:16,760
Speaker 1: talking about the Illuminati. If the Illuminati isn't real, if

444
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:20,360
Speaker 1: it's not here anymore, then why is this motherfucker thirteen

445
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:23,720
Speaker 1: years later telling me it's not real? That doesn't make sense.

446
00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:28,200
Speaker 1: What's that hamlet ship the lady doth protest? Yeah? Yeah,

447
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:35,000
Speaker 1: that lady's protestings protesting a little baby. She's a little

448
00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:40,120
Speaker 1: faith George doing features for two million dollars, He's a

449
00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:44,440
Speaker 1: little baby. Uh So he wrote that letter to who

450
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:47,760
Speaker 1: It's not clear. I think it was just writing, you know,

451
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:52,560
Speaker 1: have Twitter whoever? They didn't have Twitter back then. I

452
00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:56,640
Speaker 1: think you just needed motherfucker's to talk to. Yeah, you

453
00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:58,360
Speaker 1: just got to air it out. You're like, hey, you

454
00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:00,960
Speaker 1: know what's crazy? People keep talking about the Illuminati. I

455
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:03,360
Speaker 1: don't even they ain't even real. No more fun now

456
00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:09,840
Speaker 1: and then and then reading a lot of carrier pigeons

457
00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:12,720
Speaker 1: about this Illuminati coming back, and I want to assure

458
00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:16,520
Speaker 1: you all you're mistaken, all right, So he wrote that

459
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:21,959
Speaker 1: letter and he was like, no more, no Illuminati, And

460
00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:25,880
Speaker 1: like many you know, sort of conspiracy theories, it's the

461
00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:28,680
Speaker 1: most dangerous thing, and we see it now every day. Right,

462
00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:32,160
Speaker 1: the most dangerous ship you can do is to tweet

463
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:35,560
Speaker 1: about it. Right, whether you agree with it or disagree

464
00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:39,440
Speaker 1: with it, you are giving it power by saying this

465
00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:42,600
Speaker 1: ship is real or isn't. It doesn't matter. You're telling

466
00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:45,080
Speaker 1: people that you think that it at least has some

467
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:48,880
Speaker 1: relevance in the world. And so George Washington sort of

468
00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:53,200
Speaker 1: reinvigorated its relevance. And then in the nineties, a whole

469
00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:57,560
Speaker 1: bunch of other companies and writers, specifically of this one

470
00:29:57,640 --> 00:30:01,120
Speaker 1: dude wrote this book or see reads of books called

471
00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:05,400
Speaker 1: the Illuminatis is like a series of books where he

472
00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:10,160
Speaker 1: basically is like historical fiction, but it incorporates the Illuminati

473
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:13,479
Speaker 1: and they become like this major player and controlling the world.

474
00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:16,320
Speaker 1: And then all those Dan Brown books with the you know,

475
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:23,200
Speaker 1: the fucking uh yeah and so the Illuminati play. Have

476
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:24,960
Speaker 1: you read it? Did I read? I read the It

477
00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:28,000
Speaker 1: was the first one the da Vinci coulde. Yeah. I

478
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,160
Speaker 1: read that in like two days. It's like candy. It's

479
00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:32,760
Speaker 1: so much fun. Oh, I haven't read any of them.

480
00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:37,080
Speaker 1: My wife told me I should for this podcast. You

481
00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:41,480
Speaker 1: want me to read out of here? Who are you

482
00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:45,960
Speaker 1: the Illuminati trying to make me do stuff. Black Illuminati,

483
00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:48,680
Speaker 1: Black Illuminati, you said it was, so it was. It

484
00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:51,560
Speaker 1: was quiet for like George Washington said it, and then

485
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:54,280
Speaker 1: it was quiet for like a couple hundred years. It

486
00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:56,400
Speaker 1: was pretty chill. There's not a lot of evidence of

487
00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:59,560
Speaker 1: people really talking about the Illuminati. And then some authors

488
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:02,560
Speaker 1: started writing about it, and that starts to spark a

489
00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:06,760
Speaker 1: bunch of ship now here in well, these were more

490
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:12,520
Speaker 1: in like the sixties and seventies. Yeah, and so here's

491
00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:15,760
Speaker 1: where things get crazy because we're talking about the black Illuminati.

492
00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:18,440
Speaker 1: And I kept asking myself, well, where do black people

493
00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:20,960
Speaker 1: come into this, because up to this point we've only

494
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:24,640
Speaker 1: been slaves and then dealing with like fucking you know,

495
00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:28,320
Speaker 1: Jim crow era and civil rights ship, Like, there's no

496
00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:31,800
Speaker 1: way there's a group of black people benefiting from this

497
00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:35,720
Speaker 1: too much. But then in America at least, but maybe

498
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:38,320
Speaker 1: to your point, there's some ship, Like some motherfucker's in

499
00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:44,960
Speaker 1: Nigeria are like rubbing their fingers stuff anyway, So yeah,

500
00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:48,440
Speaker 1: where do that's the good question. So the big, the

501
00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:51,800
Speaker 1: big introduction to the Illuminati, as far as I can find,

502
00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:56,800
Speaker 1: is it comes through hip hop. Right. Prodigy is a

503
00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:59,680
Speaker 1: great example in the nineties, a whole bunch of rappers

504
00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:03,240
Speaker 1: that Mr. Dre's Prodigy, a whole bunch of people start

505
00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:06,800
Speaker 1: saying wild shit about how the Illuminati is trying to

506
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:10,920
Speaker 1: control me, the Illuminati trying to destroy my family, Illuminati

507
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:15,600
Speaker 1: don't want me to eat at night whatever, right exactly,

508
00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:19,360
Speaker 1: And so it becomes this thing in hip hop where

509
00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:23,680
Speaker 1: everybody is basically equating the Illuminati to the oppressor. Anybody

510
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:28,200
Speaker 1: that's doing bad too black people is the Illuminati. Then

511
00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:36,720
Speaker 1: artists start to make, Artists start to make some money,

512
00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:41,880
Speaker 1: people start getting rich, and so it transforms generations. Right,

513
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:45,480
Speaker 1: jay Z comes along and he starts saying, nobody controls me.

514
00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:49,080
Speaker 1: I'm a motherfucking boss. And then people like Prodigy, C

515
00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:51,920
Speaker 1: jay Z saying shit like that, and he's like, this

516
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:57,719
Speaker 1: nigga is in the Illuminati. This nigga's got too much money,

517
00:32:58,040 --> 00:33:00,600
Speaker 1: he must be in the Illuminati. We were just as

518
00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:02,880
Speaker 1: good as him. Why the funk is he so rich?

519
00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:10,840
Speaker 1: I mean vice? Right, yes, alcohol exactly, but any but yeah,

520
00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:15,800
Speaker 1: deal with your addictions, Prodigy. But maybe maybe it's a

521
00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:19,120
Speaker 1: secret society. So what you're saying is we didn't start

522
00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:22,360
Speaker 1: talking about a black Illuminati until black people got generational

523
00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:27,400
Speaker 1: wealth exactly. Damn. Black Illuminati did not exist as far

524
00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:30,240
Speaker 1: as we could see, until people starting to make enough

525
00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:33,320
Speaker 1: money to feed their kids, starting to feel real crabs

526
00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:37,680
Speaker 1: in a bucket of Yeah. But the exciting part, the

527
00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:41,360
Speaker 1: exciting part of your argument is that maybe there could

528
00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:44,120
Speaker 1: be a black Illuminati in part because we saw what

529
00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:48,920
Speaker 1: generational wealth did to create the original Illuminati. That's what

530
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:52,480
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Yes, like we weren't operating at a level

531
00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:56,840
Speaker 1: where it would even be a thing necessary, right until

532
00:33:57,600 --> 00:34:00,000
Speaker 1: when of black people first start getting generational wealth, probably

533
00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:04,680
Speaker 1: truthfully the century. Yeah, you know, you could argue there's

534
00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:08,640
Speaker 1: there's people in the nineteen twenties who started to really

535
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:13,000
Speaker 1: build resources that would ultimately lead to like greater success,

536
00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:16,359
Speaker 1: So that that's fair, yeah, right, because you also need

537
00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:21,440
Speaker 1: people who have been generationally enlightened or whatever to that, right,

538
00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:25,120
Speaker 1: and most of their parents were slaves right until. But

539
00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:27,879
Speaker 1: now it's like we're at that point right where people

540
00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:30,960
Speaker 1: are like my parents parents were wealth right whatever else,

541
00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:33,799
Speaker 1: which is like that is just yeah, we just got

542
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:36,000
Speaker 1: into the game, I think. And so there's no reason

543
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:41,000
Speaker 1: to your point that jay Z couldn't call Oprah and say, hey,

544
00:34:41,239 --> 00:34:44,359
Speaker 1: I I want to change things around here. We should

545
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:47,160
Speaker 1: have a meeting where we wear dark cloaks and decide

546
00:34:47,239 --> 00:34:49,719
Speaker 1: what the fuck you know black people are going to

547
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:53,200
Speaker 1: get to do today or get to read or subscribe

548
00:34:53,239 --> 00:34:57,160
Speaker 1: to That's what I'm saying. I think it's realistic. Also,

549
00:34:57,320 --> 00:35:00,360
Speaker 1: power corrupts people. The more powerful people get, they do

550
00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:02,799
Speaker 1: crazy ship. Have you ever seen like those pictures from

551
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:05,880
Speaker 1: the Rothschild party? Yeah, it doesn't seem nuts to me

552
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:08,239
Speaker 1: to think that. Maybe, Yeah, like J and B are

553
00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:13,040
Speaker 1: putting on deer heads, absolutely, Oprah and whoever else, who

554
00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:19,360
Speaker 1: else has got money like that? I don't follow money.

555
00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:23,759
Speaker 1: Kevin Hart, Ludicros, Ludacris has that much money, right, He's

556
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:28,959
Speaker 1: got like as do the money. Kevin Hard is for sure, Yes,

557
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:32,000
Speaker 1: for sure. You take a hundred million dollars or whatever

558
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:36,279
Speaker 1: he's worth plus short man complex. He's beating down the door.

559
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:38,400
Speaker 1: I like to think they didn't let Kevin Hard. I

560
00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:42,760
Speaker 1: totally agree. I feel like Kevin Kevin applied like four

561
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:46,200
Speaker 1: times before they finally were like, funk, we gotta let

562
00:35:46,239 --> 00:35:49,120
Speaker 1: him in. He's just he's too good. He's too good,

563
00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:52,480
Speaker 1: He's got too much money. I know he's not Maybe

564
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:54,600
Speaker 1: he's a bad guy. We can't really tell, but funk,

565
00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:57,879
Speaker 1: we gotta let him in. Here's my question. For real.

566
00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:02,399
Speaker 1: They come on your door, they're like Langston, Yeah, we've

567
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:07,560
Speaker 1: heard the podcast. You listen to Light Skinned Feelings. We

568
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:11,480
Speaker 1: saw we love Insecure, We see you moving around. You're

569
00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:15,920
Speaker 1: a strong, married young black man upward least socially mobile.

570
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:20,960
Speaker 1: You give us your firstborn. You're in it, you know,

571
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:23,400
Speaker 1: it's it's a tough question. You don't even have to

572
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:25,960
Speaker 1: give it to them. Your kid just has to Like

573
00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:29,240
Speaker 1: I just have to spend summers at Oprah's house, or

574
00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:32,440
Speaker 1: I have to indoctrinate my child. Yeah, you have to.

575
00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:35,319
Speaker 1: It's like it's not like a literal giving over, but

576
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:39,719
Speaker 1: from that child's birth, its whole soul purpose is to help.

577
00:36:40,239 --> 00:36:43,040
Speaker 1: And with that. Let just so I'm fully clear with that.

578
00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:47,399
Speaker 1: I don't really get to choose what happens to my kid. No,

579
00:36:47,719 --> 00:36:51,200
Speaker 1: but you get, you know, all the benefits of the

580
00:36:51,239 --> 00:36:59,719
Speaker 1: Black Illuminati, re cuts, haircuts for life, a boost mobile phone.

581
00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:10,799
Speaker 1: Luticals wants to know. Ludicris just checks in on you.

582
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:13,120
Speaker 1: Yeah you are. You're a brother to him now and

583
00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:16,560
Speaker 1: he needs to y yeah, yeah, and like and like

584
00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:19,560
Speaker 1: and better business dealings and stuff like, like the stuff

585
00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:21,920
Speaker 1: like that you would get from being in a white

586
00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:26,600
Speaker 1: fraternity or like the schools or something. Yeah. Right, it's

587
00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:29,160
Speaker 1: a similar that I feel like i'd be a fool

588
00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:32,200
Speaker 1: not to mostly not because I want to be in

589
00:37:32,239 --> 00:37:35,200
Speaker 1: the illuminati. I actually think that they're probably really bored,

590
00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:37,919
Speaker 1: do you know what I mean? Like, I don't actually, well,

591
00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:40,759
Speaker 1: I've always heard this rumor, and maybe you've heard it too,

592
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:44,200
Speaker 1: that like, uh, rich people in general just like reach

593
00:37:44,239 --> 00:37:48,200
Speaker 1: a point of wealth where they stop even enjoying things anymore,

594
00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:51,240
Speaker 1: and it just becomes you doing ship. Like I've always

595
00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:54,480
Speaker 1: heard this rumor about Jamie Fox playing naked basketball with

596
00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:58,040
Speaker 1: his friends. Yo, I heard about that too, Yeah, I

597
00:37:58,080 --> 00:38:02,640
Speaker 1: didn't hear about it is with his friend, I well, friends, enemies,

598
00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:07,600
Speaker 1: I don't know, with potential sexual conquer exactly, but he

599
00:38:07,719 --> 00:38:12,480
Speaker 1: like makes them play. Everybody that plays basketball Jamie Fox's

600
00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:15,040
Speaker 1: house has to do it naked. And you're not doing

601
00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:18,520
Speaker 1: that because that's the best way to play basketball. You're

602
00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:21,839
Speaker 1: doing that because your soul is numb in a way

603
00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:24,959
Speaker 1: that requires you to need to make something that could

604
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:29,040
Speaker 1: have been fun by itself a level more exciting otherwise

605
00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:32,000
Speaker 1: you can't get hard anymore, or you can't play against

606
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:33,799
Speaker 1: the picking roll. So you want to take that, right,

607
00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:39,920
Speaker 1: I'm not setting a pick on no man new and

608
00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:43,200
Speaker 1: no picks in my game. Take your motherfucking pants off.

609
00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:47,799
Speaker 1: Yeah not, We're not playing that Harlem globe trotter. I

610
00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:51,440
Speaker 1: like the idea that Jimmie FOXX plays real, like fundamental,

611
00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:56,080
Speaker 1: like no flashy bass. Oh he's just straight, straight pull

612
00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:59,879
Speaker 1: up shots. He pulls up, just doing the bounce path.

613
00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:04,200
Speaker 1: That's for sure. He is fundamentalist ship. But he doesn't

614
00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:07,760
Speaker 1: believe in the pick and roll, because that is the

615
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:19,239
Speaker 1: most that's offensive one over here, right, I don't need

616
00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:23,400
Speaker 1: you guys playing your urban basketball and Jamie Fox's court.

617
00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:29,200
Speaker 1: I don't know I would join. I don't think that.

618
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:32,279
Speaker 1: Here's the thing, Black people have been that rich yet

619
00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:34,960
Speaker 1: that we have you think, do you think that happens,

620
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:37,160
Speaker 1: like even if you're the first person in your family

621
00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:41,120
Speaker 1: to get rich, to get that well, I don't know.

622
00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:43,920
Speaker 1: I think I think to your point, it probably requires

623
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:47,640
Speaker 1: generational wealth. And I do think that part of my

624
00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:50,800
Speaker 1: fear is that if you don't join your they'll cut

625
00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:54,560
Speaker 1: you off from generational wealth. That like this is and

626
00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:57,360
Speaker 1: either you're with us or against us kind of vibe.

627
00:39:57,560 --> 00:39:59,560
Speaker 1: So you get the offer, you don't get to know

628
00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:03,000
Speaker 1: that they exist and then just go about your day.

629
00:40:03,239 --> 00:40:06,120
Speaker 1: They're offering it to you because like either get down

630
00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:07,920
Speaker 1: or lay down type ship, you know what I mean,

631
00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:15,160
Speaker 1: the state property exactly. It's just like that's just why

632
00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:18,560
Speaker 1: I watched that movie. We're gonna take another break and

633
00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:32,640
Speaker 1: we'll be back with more mamma told me, and we're back.

634
00:40:39,719 --> 00:40:43,279
Speaker 1: I'm gonna kill you. Give me two, all right, We're

635
00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:46,719
Speaker 1: back here with more of my mama told me and more.

636
00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:51,839
Speaker 1: David boy, we are talking Black Illuminati. We're digging deep

637
00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:54,400
Speaker 1: into whether or not we would commit ourselves in the

638
00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:57,759
Speaker 1: Black Illuminati, and whether or not the Black Illuminati would

639
00:40:57,840 --> 00:41:00,400
Speaker 1: kill us if we don't. Yeah, that's the real question.

640
00:41:00,520 --> 00:41:02,279
Speaker 1: I don't think they'd kill you. I don't think they'd

641
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:04,640
Speaker 1: kill you. I think you're right though, you're gonna be

642
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:07,879
Speaker 1: the best. The best your kid's gonna do is like

643
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:16,480
Speaker 1: Hunter kyear tops, right, which in today's economy is uh,

644
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:20,520
Speaker 1: it's not enough. Yeah, and imagine tomorrow's economy, right. You

645
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:23,160
Speaker 1: got to plan for the future, your father, Now, Yeah,

646
00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:28,160
Speaker 1: that's fair. I've been eating all these walnuts and my father. Now, yeah, yeah,

647
00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:31,560
Speaker 1: you're potent, man, you gotta pass that on. I would join.

648
00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:34,160
Speaker 1: I think I would join, man, I think I would join.

649
00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:37,480
Speaker 1: Do you have any Do you have any fears about joining?

650
00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:40,840
Speaker 1: Is there anything that that you're particularly afraid might happen

651
00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:43,680
Speaker 1: if you joined? I worry that I would do some

652
00:41:43,719 --> 00:41:47,440
Speaker 1: ship and get kicked out. Oh, that you'd be like

653
00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:50,960
Speaker 1: the bad boy of the Black Illuminati. Bad boy is

654
00:41:51,040 --> 00:41:56,279
Speaker 1: not maybe the term I was thinking. No, you'd be

655
00:41:56,320 --> 00:41:58,799
Speaker 1: like a j You'd be the one that wears the hat.

656
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:02,919
Speaker 1: And yeah, I'd be the one who got drunk a lot,

657
00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:06,080
Speaker 1: is what I mean. Like, I'd be so uncouth that

658
00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:08,040
Speaker 1: they'd be like, come on, man, well you can't be

659
00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:11,600
Speaker 1: in the Black Illuminati. Andy hot Dogs from Costco. Like,

660
00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:14,919
Speaker 1: you have to pick right. You have to upgrade your

661
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:18,399
Speaker 1: life in a way that that matches the lifestyle of

662
00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:23,839
Speaker 1: your of your your Tessa Thompson's Oh did she make it?

663
00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:27,600
Speaker 1: I would assume so she's in everything. Now, Yeah, that's true.

664
00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:30,759
Speaker 1: If you're in everything, If you're in everything, you made it.

665
00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:33,920
Speaker 1: Janelle Mone she's got to be in the blacks. She

666
00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:37,880
Speaker 1: talks about free thinking too. Yeah, a lot, a lot,

667
00:42:38,160 --> 00:42:40,560
Speaker 1: like more than you would think a person who thinks freely.

668
00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:43,160
Speaker 1: Does You know who I think wants to be in

669
00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:45,319
Speaker 1: the Black Illuminati and it drove him crazy that they

670
00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:49,840
Speaker 1: wouldn't let him in is Terrence Howard. Because he's a

671
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:53,560
Speaker 1: he's a liability. He's too much of a liability. He's

672
00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:58,720
Speaker 1: a he's crazy math. Come over here with new math

673
00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:04,960
Speaker 1: talking about flowers. You know, he thought Empire was a documentary.

674
00:43:05,239 --> 00:43:09,200
Speaker 1: He doesn't even know that it's filmed. There's no way

675
00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:12,840
Speaker 1: that you let Terrence Howard. And because he gets a vote,

676
00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:16,080
Speaker 1: he gets an equal vote like other members. I think,

677
00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:20,680
Speaker 1: if anything, they are the ones who canceled them. Like, okay,

678
00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:26,600
Speaker 1: track with me on this. I'm following. Go ahead, Jesse

679
00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:30,480
Speaker 1: Smollett ship, you set that up? Okay? Why was that

680
00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:35,000
Speaker 1: a thing? Right? He was doing fine, Jesse, Jesse was

681
00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:37,719
Speaker 1: doing great. He was it was only going to get

682
00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:39,560
Speaker 1: better for him, it was only going to get better.

683
00:43:39,719 --> 00:43:43,360
Speaker 1: He's you think he's handsome. He was sexually neutral in

684
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:46,840
Speaker 1: a way that allowed him to flow freely between spaces

685
00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:51,759
Speaker 1: and ship. He could kiss anybody on anybody, anybody. I

686
00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:55,400
Speaker 1: think the Black Illuminati takes him out as a message

687
00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:57,960
Speaker 1: to Terence Howard, get off our nuts. This is what

688
00:43:58,000 --> 00:43:59,880
Speaker 1: we did to your friend. We don't even care about it.

689
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:01,960
Speaker 1: You can see what we'll do to your son. We

690
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,840
Speaker 1: don't get a funk about you. Give a funk about you.

691
00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:09,399
Speaker 1: This was them sending a baby finger. That's what it was.

692
00:44:09,719 --> 00:44:14,880
Speaker 1: Just smaller is the horsehead in the bed. That's just like,

693
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:17,960
Speaker 1: get your ship together, clean up, or we'll comfort with

694
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:20,799
Speaker 1: doing interviews. I think that's why it was only that

695
00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:23,719
Speaker 1: g Q interview the Quincy Jones did, and then they

696
00:44:23,719 --> 00:44:27,839
Speaker 1: were like no more, right, because Slacy Jones exposed a

697
00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:33,399
Speaker 1: lot of ship. He said, who killed Kennedy? Yeah? Remember that? Yeah?

698
00:44:33,480 --> 00:44:35,680
Speaker 1: And everybody forgot because he was like, I was the

699
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:39,680
Speaker 1: Richard Pryor used to fuck Harry Belafonte or whoever he was,

700
00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:43,440
Speaker 1: Marlon Brando, and it was like, oh, I guess we're

701
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:47,000
Speaker 1: gonna focus on that one because that seems wilder. That

702
00:44:47,080 --> 00:44:50,759
Speaker 1: was what. But he never talked like that again. Right,

703
00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:53,400
Speaker 1: it was just that interview and he was like on

704
00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:56,360
Speaker 1: like some comeback ship, like no, this is a new Quincy,

705
00:44:56,480 --> 00:44:59,560
Speaker 1: like this is what it is now, this is a

706
00:44:59,600 --> 00:45:05,719
Speaker 1: new I'm checking me out, I'm telling secrets and then

707
00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:07,720
Speaker 1: it was just done. It was just that one article

708
00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:10,960
Speaker 1: and then nothing else ever happened, And like, how else

709
00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:14,200
Speaker 1: do you what else happened? Then with with Quincy? He

710
00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:17,200
Speaker 1: shut the funk up. That's what I'm who did that.

711
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:24,440
Speaker 1: John Legend maybe Legends, definitely in the black. He might

712
00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:26,520
Speaker 1: be second generation. I don't know. If I don't know

713
00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:30,160
Speaker 1: the Legend family like that, sure is his name Legend

714
00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:35,120
Speaker 1: for real? I don't know. I honestly have no idea.

715
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:38,440
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say yes, just because it's more fun to

716
00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:42,520
Speaker 1: believe that John Legend is a real human being and

717
00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:44,879
Speaker 1: that he didn't just make this up for his own

718
00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:48,160
Speaker 1: ships and giggles and whatnot. Oh no, it says his

719
00:45:48,239 --> 00:45:52,440
Speaker 1: name is John Roger Stephens. That's lame, because of course

720
00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:55,960
Speaker 1: his name is not John Legend. That's crazy. But imagine

721
00:45:56,000 --> 00:46:00,680
Speaker 1: the hubrists to name yourself legend because he had already

722
00:46:00,960 --> 00:46:04,000
Speaker 1: he had already been tapped by that black illuminis. That's

723
00:46:04,040 --> 00:46:07,040
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. He was friends with Kanye. Kanye was

724
00:46:07,120 --> 00:46:09,879
Speaker 1: friends with jay Z. They saw the talent, they saw

725
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:13,080
Speaker 1: the potential generational wealth. He doesn't hit me as a

726
00:46:13,120 --> 00:46:15,719
Speaker 1: guy who grew up in like the hood was struggling

727
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:18,640
Speaker 1: for for money. So I don't think he's ever struggled.

728
00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:22,680
Speaker 1: He's never struggled. He married a beautiful Asian model. He

729
00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:26,200
Speaker 1: also dog. You think he got Chrissie Teagan, that's a gift.

730
00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:33,759
Speaker 1: Bro brok like yo, you don't like they made her

731
00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:37,440
Speaker 1: in a lab before him in Like, find me a

732
00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:41,879
Speaker 1: picture of christ Teagan before could find it. I'll shut

733
00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:46,720
Speaker 1: the funk up now, I'll go home, don't go further

734
00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:49,680
Speaker 1: into your house. Yeah, I'll take my shoes upstairs and

735
00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:54,279
Speaker 1: of Christian before I can't find it, and I'm not

736
00:46:54,320 --> 00:46:56,719
Speaker 1: gonna look for it. That's what I'm saying. They set

737
00:46:56,800 --> 00:47:00,120
Speaker 1: up all these booby traps. That's why people fall off.

738
00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:04,480
Speaker 1: Birdman was supposed to get a billion dollars, right, they

739
00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:08,439
Speaker 1: can't have that. They and it's because what what did

740
00:47:08,480 --> 00:47:14,200
Speaker 1: Birdman do that blew him from this position? Because that's

741
00:47:14,239 --> 00:47:16,560
Speaker 1: what I hear you, and I agree with you. I

742
00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:19,680
Speaker 1: think that the Illuminati is making clear decisions about who

743
00:47:19,719 --> 00:47:21,840
Speaker 1: they want to be winning and who they want to

744
00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:26,560
Speaker 1: be losing. Neo was doing fucking great for a man time,

745
00:47:27,040 --> 00:47:29,960
Speaker 1: and then at some point they exposed that he was

746
00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:34,520
Speaker 1: bald on accident and that he wasn't the talent that

747
00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:36,360
Speaker 1: they wanted him to be, and they blew up his

748
00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:39,560
Speaker 1: whole spot. I can't pinpoint. I I just don't know

749
00:47:39,560 --> 00:47:44,040
Speaker 1: how to pinpoint where these these choices are coming from. Well,

750
00:47:44,080 --> 00:47:46,320
Speaker 1: that's because we're not in the crew. We don't there's

751
00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:49,480
Speaker 1: so many allegiances and you don't know. I'm just saying

752
00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:53,080
Speaker 1: all I'm saying. Quincy Jones said, Tevin Campbell is one

753
00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:59,040
Speaker 1: of the most talented artists he's ever worked with. Everybody

754
00:47:59,080 --> 00:48:03,240
Speaker 1: says it, baby face said it. Uh, they were playing

755
00:48:03,320 --> 00:48:05,840
Speaker 1: them all on every radio. He was in the Fresh Prince.

756
00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:09,120
Speaker 1: He was the beautiful young boy and a fresh prince

757
00:48:09,120 --> 00:48:11,960
Speaker 1: who got to kiss Ashley before Ashley was a grown up.

758
00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:14,600
Speaker 1: He kissed Ashley Banks, and he didn't go on to

759
00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:17,239
Speaker 1: make a million dollars. I don't know the numbers, but

760
00:48:17,320 --> 00:48:23,719
Speaker 1: who did. Nobody knows Ashley Banks besides bro Come on,

761
00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:27,320
Speaker 1: that's crazy. That's like, have you ever heard can we

762
00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:30,000
Speaker 1: talk like at nighttime? You ever heard that song in

763
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:32,680
Speaker 1: the dark? There are very few songs in in this

764
00:48:32,760 --> 00:48:35,759
Speaker 1: world that don't get old. Like every song sort of

765
00:48:35,800 --> 00:48:39,600
Speaker 1: has like an expiration date for your soul, your ears,

766
00:48:39,760 --> 00:48:44,120
Speaker 1: whatever it is Can We Talk will last as long

767
00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:46,799
Speaker 1: as the statues that they're trying to tear down. It

768
00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:50,719
Speaker 1: will last be when this world caves in on itself

769
00:48:50,920 --> 00:48:54,040
Speaker 1: and it's swallowed by the son above us. Can We

770
00:48:54,160 --> 00:48:56,960
Speaker 1: Talk will be the last song that everyone listens to

771
00:48:57,800 --> 00:49:01,080
Speaker 1: as we fall into the apocalypse. Who are you telling, bro?

772
00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:03,760
Speaker 1: I think that we should put it on a cassette

773
00:49:03,760 --> 00:49:06,440
Speaker 1: tape blasted into space, just so people know that was

774
00:49:06,560 --> 00:49:14,920
Speaker 1: something humans did want. This is our greatest contribution. This

775
00:49:14,960 --> 00:49:17,279
Speaker 1: is what you put that in, Like Lebron James in

776
00:49:17,320 --> 00:49:20,839
Speaker 1: a spaceship tell the world and aliens. Aliens are gonna

777
00:49:20,880 --> 00:49:22,520
Speaker 1: hear it and be like, well, this must have been

778
00:49:22,560 --> 00:49:25,680
Speaker 1: a god on this planet. They might this man must

779
00:49:25,719 --> 00:49:28,719
Speaker 1: have he must have accomplished everything you can accomplish. And

780
00:49:28,719 --> 00:49:30,799
Speaker 1: we're like, nah, he had like three hits and then

781
00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:33,239
Speaker 1: we made him shut the funk up. Yeah, he had

782
00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:35,759
Speaker 1: like a weird little comeback with a goofy movie. But no,

783
00:49:37,960 --> 00:49:41,440
Speaker 1: but nobody really associated with him. They just called him

784
00:49:41,440 --> 00:49:47,759
Speaker 1: by the character they that's I mean, that's the only

785
00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:49,840
Speaker 1: thing that makes sense to me. A lot of people,

786
00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:52,760
Speaker 1: a lot there's so many people I think got blocked.

787
00:49:53,320 --> 00:49:58,120
Speaker 1: Bochim Woodbine. Yes, hell yeah, talk talk Why didn't that work?

788
00:49:58,320 --> 00:50:02,680
Speaker 1: Why didn't that? Are you kidding me? Amazing talent? Talent?

789
00:50:03,080 --> 00:50:04,840
Speaker 1: Where is he now? I think I got more Twitter

790
00:50:04,880 --> 00:50:08,600
Speaker 1: followers in book. I don't even do anything, bro, I

791
00:50:08,600 --> 00:50:12,399
Speaker 1: could barely read. Are you where is Woodbine? And why

792
00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:16,360
Speaker 1: isn't he being welcomed back into the Black Illuminati because

793
00:50:16,360 --> 00:50:20,480
Speaker 1: he ran a foul of someone? Right? God, you're making

794
00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:22,440
Speaker 1: sense to me, man. This is hitting me and all

795
00:50:22,480 --> 00:50:25,080
Speaker 1: the sweet spots that I like to be hit. I'm

796
00:50:25,080 --> 00:50:26,680
Speaker 1: telling you, man, if it don't make dollars, you know

797
00:50:26,719 --> 00:50:29,600
Speaker 1: what I mean? Like? And that's the other thing about

798
00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:32,200
Speaker 1: the Illuminati is I feel like they pluck. You don't

799
00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:35,280
Speaker 1: have to be good, you just have to be willing, right.

800
00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:39,600
Speaker 1: That is something we've seen historically. They let you funk up.

801
00:50:39,920 --> 00:50:42,960
Speaker 1: We've seen some of the most elite of the people

802
00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:47,680
Speaker 1: who we all agree or fucking Illuminati members just do horrendous.

803
00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:53,200
Speaker 1: Kanye West is constantly fumbling a bag. Terry Crews cannot

804
00:50:53,280 --> 00:50:56,719
Speaker 1: hold onto a bag. For for dear life. I haven't

805
00:50:56,719 --> 00:51:01,600
Speaker 1: trusted him ever. Sure. I don't like I don't like

806
00:51:01,719 --> 00:51:05,800
Speaker 1: muscles that have wrinkles in them, that bothers me. Nope, nope, no,

807
00:51:07,239 --> 00:51:11,480
Speaker 1: right that one fucking tell me. Also that whole headship,

808
00:51:12,520 --> 00:51:16,200
Speaker 1: his whole headships? Are those tis sweet? Are they not sweet?

809
00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:19,160
Speaker 1: I can't tell because they got all these ridges that

810
00:51:19,239 --> 00:51:22,160
Speaker 1: I you look like you look like a ruffles chip,

811
00:51:22,239 --> 00:51:26,439
Speaker 1: and I don't like he looks like a crumpled bag

812
00:51:26,480 --> 00:51:32,839
Speaker 1: of Doritos. You look like you were not sold this way,

813
00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:34,920
Speaker 1: And I don't care for it, and I wanna we

814
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:37,680
Speaker 1: gotta fix it. No, you can't trust him, but he's

815
00:51:37,680 --> 00:51:40,439
Speaker 1: still here, you know what I mean? Well, Smith, how

816
00:51:40,440 --> 00:51:43,319
Speaker 1: many albums after he was bad at rapping and put

817
00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:49,160
Speaker 1: out style, he made the Miami video. He made that

818
00:51:49,239 --> 00:51:51,839
Speaker 1: whole video, and then he somehow figured out a way

819
00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:54,360
Speaker 1: to make us listen to his son be just okay,

820
00:51:54,360 --> 00:51:56,719
Speaker 1: It's stuff. And then he made us listen to his

821
00:51:56,920 --> 00:52:00,320
Speaker 1: daughter be just okay, It's stuff. And now somehow they

822
00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:04,480
Speaker 1: they've elevated themselves to being good at the thing that

823
00:52:04,560 --> 00:52:09,360
Speaker 1: they used to be just okay at. It feels like manipulation.

824
00:52:09,719 --> 00:52:11,520
Speaker 1: Jade has got to come to bring herself to the

825
00:52:11,520 --> 00:52:14,200
Speaker 1: red table. Now she's gonna admit that she's been having

826
00:52:14,200 --> 00:52:17,320
Speaker 1: sex with a young boy and all why Will Smith

827
00:52:17,440 --> 00:52:20,279
Speaker 1: was reading scripts that aren't gonna work out, but he

828
00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:23,000
Speaker 1: still is rich. That's what I'm saying that all this

829
00:52:23,120 --> 00:52:25,520
Speaker 1: being said, watch me on this joke up and here

830
00:52:25,680 --> 00:52:28,480
Speaker 1: on Quimby. It's a stand up show starring Will Smith

831
00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:31,600
Speaker 1: and myself. We got to hang out. I'm doing some

832
00:52:31,640 --> 00:52:36,600
Speaker 1: good bits. Some he did welcome me into the Black Illuminati. Yeah,

833
00:52:36,640 --> 00:52:38,719
Speaker 1: like we hung out in Vegas for a weekend. It

834
00:52:38,760 --> 00:52:40,920
Speaker 1: was pretty cool. He's got a drone. He said, if

835
00:52:40,920 --> 00:52:43,439
Speaker 1: I bought some new clothes and cleaned up my act,

836
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Speaker 1: I might be able to hang out more often. But yeah,

837
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Speaker 1: I didn't believe it. The point is you can funk up.

838
00:52:50,280 --> 00:52:53,240
Speaker 1: You can funk up, you just can't like you can't

839
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Speaker 1: not be with them. And I think if anything, bochim

840
00:52:56,040 --> 00:52:58,359
Speaker 1: Woodbine was just he was too strong. I think there's

841
00:52:58,400 --> 00:53:03,120
Speaker 1: a moment and even we're going down the boking Woodbine train.

842
00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:08,840
Speaker 1: Alan Payne, hey, that was a dude. He America couldn't

843
00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:11,320
Speaker 1: get enough of Alan Paine. And now he's doing Tyler

844
00:53:11,360 --> 00:53:19,719
Speaker 1: Perry like sideshows Doug beautiful, strong, great voice voice. He

845
00:53:19,800 --> 00:53:23,839
Speaker 1: did comedy, he did drama, He did it all well.

846
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Speaker 1: He did all that wasn't he in Eve's Byou? He was?

847
00:53:26,440 --> 00:53:29,880
Speaker 1: He was No, not Eve's by You? He was in

848
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Speaker 1: Jason's lyric ly they both were in Bayou's. I think

849
00:53:37,440 --> 00:53:39,759
Speaker 1: it was. It was a lot of them standing by

850
00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:43,280
Speaker 1: swamps with secrets. Yeah, and I feel like a blue

851
00:53:43,320 --> 00:53:48,479
Speaker 1: tint on the Yeah. But anyways, Alan Payne, Yeah, there's

852
00:53:48,480 --> 00:53:51,720
Speaker 1: no reason, there's no reason, not at all. He should

853
00:53:51,719 --> 00:53:53,680
Speaker 1: be on this show next week. I hope he does it.

854
00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:57,239
Speaker 1: I'm gonna ask. I bet he's available. I got a

855
00:53:57,239 --> 00:54:01,480
Speaker 1: good failing, we'll get out of pain. I had another

856
00:54:01,560 --> 00:54:03,640
Speaker 1: game plan, but I actually think that this is a

857
00:54:03,719 --> 00:54:06,040
Speaker 1: more interesting game to play with. You. You host a

858
00:54:06,120 --> 00:54:10,200
Speaker 1: very fun podcast called All Fantasy Everything. You guys draft

859
00:54:10,280 --> 00:54:14,879
Speaker 1: stuff in your podcast. Who are your favorite Black Illuminati

860
00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:17,719
Speaker 1: members or who do you think, more importantly are the

861
00:54:17,760 --> 00:54:22,000
Speaker 1: most powerful members of the Black Illuminati? Okay, so there

862
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:24,959
Speaker 1: are two things for me, right sure? Because first of all,

863
00:54:26,280 --> 00:54:29,440
Speaker 1: much like a lot of black issues, there is colorism

864
00:54:29,440 --> 00:54:33,160
Speaker 1: in the blacks. Right, So, who are my dark skinned

865
00:54:33,160 --> 00:54:35,680
Speaker 1: Black Illuminati heroes? Here we go? I like to think

866
00:54:35,719 --> 00:54:38,799
Speaker 1: there's like a dark skinned hit squad, much like the Gestapo,

867
00:54:40,320 --> 00:54:44,920
Speaker 1: like a Black Illuminati, dark skinned you got the faces,

868
00:54:45,040 --> 00:54:47,480
Speaker 1: but then you got the money and uh yeah, I

869
00:54:47,520 --> 00:54:50,200
Speaker 1: got you. And also these are like the hitters, like

870
00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:54,040
Speaker 1: this is like like who who's gonna be? Who's gonna

871
00:54:54,080 --> 00:54:57,279
Speaker 1: be in the trailer after Terence Howard? Does it take?

872
00:54:58,200 --> 00:55:00,719
Speaker 1: And to be like no, you're still out, Like that's

873
00:55:00,719 --> 00:55:08,359
Speaker 1: what I'm talking about. That's hard man. Yeah, because now

874
00:55:08,360 --> 00:55:11,280
Speaker 1: I'm just going over my rollodex. And many of these black,

875
00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:16,160
Speaker 1: these dark skinned kings are too strong, too strong, too strong.

876
00:55:16,280 --> 00:55:19,359
Speaker 1: They were like Wood Harris, No, yeah, Wood Harris, he's

877
00:55:19,400 --> 00:55:22,400
Speaker 1: not going for it. I like to think, Jiman Hansu,

878
00:55:23,600 --> 00:55:27,759
Speaker 1: that's a good answer, Giaman Hansu. One is in the illuminati.

879
00:55:28,160 --> 00:55:30,960
Speaker 1: If we're talking about a gift, when did you and

880
00:55:31,080 --> 00:55:37,200
Speaker 1: Comoral Lee Simmons link up? When was that normal conversation?

881
00:55:37,600 --> 00:55:40,920
Speaker 1: What did he say? What did he get it? You know?

882
00:55:41,360 --> 00:55:43,440
Speaker 1: That's trying to do that. Don't leave me challenge to

883
00:55:43,480 --> 00:55:49,520
Speaker 1: get a super seal. That was my next one. That's

884
00:55:49,520 --> 00:55:53,520
Speaker 1: the gift that that's that's a gift where somebody was like,

885
00:55:53,680 --> 00:55:56,600
Speaker 1: hey man, thank you for your contributions. We we sent

886
00:55:57,560 --> 00:56:00,320
Speaker 1: Hatty cloone to your house. And he doesn't even seemed

887
00:56:00,320 --> 00:56:06,440
Speaker 1: particularly charming. No, honestly, he seems very dry. Yes. Also,

888
00:56:07,040 --> 00:56:08,879
Speaker 1: I knew this girl who worked at a bank out

889
00:56:08,920 --> 00:56:13,520
Speaker 1: in the Palisades. She's, man, I'm gonna get I hope

890
00:56:13,560 --> 00:56:17,239
Speaker 1: this never comes out. She said that Seal would just

891
00:56:17,320 --> 00:56:21,040
Speaker 1: come in like every few weeks with a twenty thousand

892
00:56:21,040 --> 00:56:26,280
Speaker 1: dollar check that he would cash cash in person. Oh,

893
00:56:26,360 --> 00:56:30,280
Speaker 1: he'd take it straight to cash, straight to cash. Jesus

894
00:56:30,360 --> 00:56:34,640
Speaker 1: Christ from different Yes, So what a weirdo? What an

895
00:56:34,640 --> 00:56:39,360
Speaker 1: Illuminati hitter? Right? And what arrogance your Seal? You have

896
00:56:39,400 --> 00:56:42,759
Speaker 1: an assistant? Also, you don't have a bank account, Bro,

897
00:56:42,920 --> 00:56:46,200
Speaker 1: he's gotta cash it. There's there's gotta be a baby

898
00:56:46,280 --> 00:56:49,440
Speaker 1: Seal you can send to to go do this work

899
00:56:49,520 --> 00:56:53,000
Speaker 1: for you. Is there a baby Seal? Oh? Seals steals got.

900
00:56:53,239 --> 00:56:56,200
Speaker 1: I think he has babies with Heidi Cloone. I'm almost

901
00:56:56,200 --> 00:57:00,439
Speaker 1: pretty sure that they had kids together. Good for him, man, Yeah,

902
00:57:00,640 --> 00:57:05,279
Speaker 1: for him. I'd like to think what's his name, Brian Tyree, Oh,

903
00:57:05,400 --> 00:57:08,319
Speaker 1: Brian Tyre Henry. Yeah, I think that he could be.

904
00:57:08,560 --> 00:57:10,680
Speaker 1: I think he could be in there. He seems like

905
00:57:10,840 --> 00:57:17,640
Speaker 1: he's he was recently initiated. Yeah, same with Daniel oh

906
00:57:17,720 --> 00:57:24,080
Speaker 1: Kalua Daniel Klua, I think recently initiated. I think a

907
00:57:24,160 --> 00:57:28,080
Speaker 1: telltale sign of people suddenly being in the Illuminati is

908
00:57:28,120 --> 00:57:32,240
Speaker 1: how often we see them and ship. Yeah, especially when

909
00:57:32,280 --> 00:57:35,080
Speaker 1: you went from never seeing him. Yes, it doesn't make

910
00:57:35,120 --> 00:57:36,880
Speaker 1: sense a lot where you're like, how did the guy

911
00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:39,920
Speaker 1: from the reboot of Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventurers get

912
00:57:39,920 --> 00:57:42,000
Speaker 1: a Spike Lee movie? Right? What do you know? What?

913
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:44,840
Speaker 1: I mean, what are you doing in the Joker movie? Why?

914
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:48,960
Speaker 1: Why are you here? Yeah? How are you there? Paul?

915
00:57:50,320 --> 00:57:53,080
Speaker 1: And now you're in the Malcolm X reboot, the SAMs

916
00:57:53,880 --> 00:57:56,320
Speaker 1: SAMs fishy. I don't know about it. I don't know

917
00:57:56,360 --> 00:57:59,640
Speaker 1: about it. I'm trying to think what was that? Three?

918
00:57:59,840 --> 00:58:05,240
Speaker 1: I mean one more? I think like that's why it

919
00:58:05,360 --> 00:58:09,120
Speaker 1: was so late, her kind of ascension to where she's

920
00:58:09,160 --> 00:58:12,440
Speaker 1: been acting her ass off forever for once he finally

921
00:58:12,440 --> 00:58:16,480
Speaker 1: got down and then, uh, who's the last one? Oh?

922
00:58:16,600 --> 00:58:19,120
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I would hope that Grace Jones

923
00:58:19,160 --> 00:58:21,920
Speaker 1: had made it in somehow. Oh that's nice. Yeah, I

924
00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:24,760
Speaker 1: just really like that energy. Yeah. I don't think that

925
00:58:24,800 --> 00:58:29,280
Speaker 1: we often consider the people who are no longer hot

926
00:58:29,400 --> 00:58:31,960
Speaker 1: names or with us and all that. I think it's

927
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:35,480
Speaker 1: mostly that I think it's mostly that. Sure, you're only

928
00:58:35,520 --> 00:58:39,320
Speaker 1: white hot for so long, but you're Illuminati money forever. Ride.

929
00:58:39,600 --> 00:58:42,040
Speaker 1: As long as you commit and you stay committed, you

930
00:58:42,080 --> 00:58:45,520
Speaker 1: can stay in the Illuminati forever. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

931
00:58:45,680 --> 00:58:47,240
Speaker 1: you don't. You don't get kicked out. I don't think

932
00:58:47,320 --> 00:58:49,280
Speaker 1: many people ever got kicked out. Well, that gives me

933
00:58:49,400 --> 00:58:54,680
Speaker 1: great comfort to know that strange A is forever and

934
00:58:54,720 --> 00:59:01,800
Speaker 1: always going to be protected by the Illuminati. Well, this

935
00:59:01,880 --> 00:59:04,800
Speaker 1: has been great. I've had a great time. We've learned

936
00:59:04,800 --> 00:59:07,240
Speaker 1: a lot, we've explored a lot, we've made up a lot.

937
00:59:07,320 --> 00:59:10,520
Speaker 1: We'll probably get sued, but it's exciting and I had

938
00:59:10,560 --> 00:59:12,440
Speaker 1: a great time. David, can you tell the people at

939
00:59:12,480 --> 00:59:15,800
Speaker 1: home where they can find you? Oh yeah, my Twitter

940
00:59:15,880 --> 00:59:18,160
Speaker 1: is at the Gus Silent. I'm not really on Twitter anymore,

941
00:59:18,200 --> 00:59:22,560
Speaker 1: the cool guy jokes Sadie seven All Fantasy Everything Podcast,

942
00:59:23,040 --> 00:59:26,040
Speaker 1: Watch my special and then, uh, you know Will Smith

943
00:59:26,080 --> 00:59:29,240
Speaker 1: don't cancel me. Yeah, his special is great and he

944
00:59:29,760 --> 00:59:32,360
Speaker 1: took one of the funniest videos with Will Smith of

945
00:59:33,400 --> 00:59:39,840
Speaker 1: all time. Would hijack It's very funny. Well, this has

946
00:59:39,920 --> 00:59:43,480
Speaker 1: been another episode of my Mama told me. I'm Langston Kerman.

947
00:59:43,560 --> 00:59:45,720
Speaker 1: You can find me at Langston Kerman on all the

948
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Speaker 1: twitters and the Instagrams, and that's pretty much it. Thank

949
00:59:49,240 --> 01:00:05,680
Speaker 1: you all for listening. Good night, okolmayers are racist. He

950
01:00:05,920 --> 01:00:11,120
Speaker 1: also players for mostly money versions of men Altney stuffering.

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Speaker 1: I can't tell me about my