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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after, it's my Strawberry letter for today and

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Speaker 1: the subject is I just can't do this. We'll get

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Speaker 1: into that find out what that's all about. Right after

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Speaker 1: the nephew does the prank phone call and he's here

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Speaker 1: just for that nephew. What you got? Well, certainly you

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Speaker 1: know we've all seen it. We're losing loved one. We

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Speaker 1: go to the funeral and then it's time for people

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Speaker 1: to make their remarks. Remarks are normally what we want

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Speaker 1: to keep you Can you keep your remarks at three minutes?

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Speaker 1: Can you keep it at three minutes? Of course, every

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Speaker 1: black funeral across this country. Somebody don't know what three

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Speaker 1: minutes really is. Three minutes, it's three minutes. Okay, this

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Speaker 1: right here is three minute remarks, three minute remarks, cat Dog,

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Speaker 1: if you would, Yes, I'm trying to reach your brother

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Speaker 1: Keith please. Yeah, this is uh eat how you doing this?

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Speaker 1: Is Lawrence over at your funeral home? Okay. We are

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Speaker 1: the ones that have the um doing the funeral for

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Speaker 1: sister Dolores. And that is uh y'all my my understanding,

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Speaker 1: right yeah? Okay, And as you know, the funeral is

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Speaker 1: uh this coming Thursday? Yes, I'll be that Thursday. I'm

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Speaker 1: giving you a call because it's been brought to my attention,

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Speaker 1: uh that you were going to be giving remarks for

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Speaker 1: the funeral. Is that correct? Yes? Absolutely? Okay. I wanted

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Speaker 1: to call you because we're getting ready to print the

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Speaker 1: programs for the funeral and let you know that they

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Speaker 1: have taken you off for the remarks because they say

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Speaker 1: that you're not going to be What do you mean

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Speaker 1: taking me off? M Well, what I'm saying is they

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Speaker 1: say that you're you're not going to abide by the

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Speaker 1: two three minute rule that they have for remarks, and

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Speaker 1: they wanted they've they've taken you off. And uh, who who?

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Speaker 1: Who is they? Who? Who? Come about? Come about? Who? Who?

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Speaker 1: What's your name is? Lawrench? I'm launched. I'm the actual

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Speaker 1: funeral director lord? And who who told you to take

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Speaker 1: me off? One of the one of the family members

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Speaker 1: I'm assuming is who who made the adjustment? And an

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Speaker 1: adjustment that ain't no adjustment, that's that's changing the whole program?

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Speaker 1: Who else is on the list? I mean there's quite

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Speaker 1: a few family members doing different things, uh throughout the funeral. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So how did you get to my name? Is what

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure out that they said that. Let

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Speaker 1: listen to me. Listen, listen to me. Listen to them, brother, Keith,

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Speaker 1: listen to me. What they said it is that you

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Speaker 1: weren't going to uh bide by the time. You weren't

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Speaker 1: going to do your remarks in three minutes or less. Listen, listen, listen, listen.

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Speaker 1: Monty raised me, He put me through college. And you

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Speaker 1: think I'm gonna I'm gonna go there in her funeral

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Speaker 1: and be under two minutes. Well and well, listen, listen, brother,

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Speaker 1: keep brother, keep listening to me. Normally, when we have

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Speaker 1: these funerals, people who give remarks, we have them three

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Speaker 1: minutes or less. Okay, okay, I'll tell you what. I'll

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Speaker 1: tell you what. Mr Lord who don't list the list?

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Speaker 1: We have a cler. Yes, there's a seiler that's singing

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Speaker 1: your name off the list. You take her off the

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Speaker 1: list and put me where she's supposed to be with

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Speaker 1: my current and her time is Bobby Joy there? Bobby, Yes,

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Speaker 1: Bobby Jr. Is given remarks. That's that's that's the little

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Speaker 1: that's Mr Loris's son, right, Yes, that son, the one

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Speaker 1: that been locked up. He just got out of him.

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Speaker 1: The truth be told. He one that in the cont

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Speaker 1: you need to take him off the list to give

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Speaker 1: me all that time, because I mean, if I ain't

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Speaker 1: gonna say nothing that keep let me let me let

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Speaker 1: me just say this to you. I cannot take see

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Speaker 1: law Barby Junior off. I can't make any alterations to

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Speaker 1: this program unless they say that actually you already you

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Speaker 1: already taking you already taking people name off. He's taking

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Speaker 1: my name off. But but they orchestrated this though they

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Speaker 1: who is day? They having my problems? They try to

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Speaker 1: take me off my hockey program? Who is date? Sir?

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna get into a family matter. But until

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Speaker 1: they say that, you can sure, I'm not gonna I

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Speaker 1: don't want to. I don't want to have this, this

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Speaker 1: a great homegoing for sister Deloyer. Okay, damn right. And

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Speaker 1: if I don't get to say nothing, I guarantee you,

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Speaker 1: I guarantee you it's gonna be a truthful one in there.

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Speaker 1: Somebody else don't get things in the carver too. I

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Speaker 1: that my honekey fun minekey didn't pay for their college.

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Speaker 1: I didn't put six dollars in the funeral. I bet you,

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Speaker 1: I tell you this. I'll tell you this, Mr. Lord,

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Speaker 1: I bet you whether I'm on the program, I'm not.

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Speaker 1: I bet you I said with the I want to.

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Speaker 1: I'll bet you that much. You tell by that I didn't.

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Speaker 1: I didn't put me through college. I didn't put money

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Speaker 1: on the funeral. I call around and see who ain't

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Speaker 1: putting no money on the funeral? Tell them they change

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Speaker 1: be on the program, man, Keep they when they decide

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Speaker 1: who who Who's on it? If they changed the format,

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Speaker 1: then I will call you back. Who who is vague?

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm trying to get. Get you understand who

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Speaker 1: is they? Can? I can? I tell you something? And

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Speaker 1: I don't want you to get to our rape. Okay,

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Speaker 1: go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, man. I just want

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Speaker 1: to say this. Keep with. This is Nephew Tommy from

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Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Mortys Show. You just got breakd just

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Speaker 1: gotten breaked by your cousin, Bobby Jr. You bum, I'm

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Speaker 1: Bobby Junior up. I'm kicking Bobby. I know that My

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Speaker 1: question is all I ain't got found be playing man

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Speaker 1: taking me on program. Uh Bobby, Bobby said, y'all grew

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Speaker 1: basically another son and Mr Lord's that's right, Yes, yes

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Speaker 1: I was. Man. Oh hey, let me ask you this man,

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Speaker 1: what is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio

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Speaker 1: show in the land Steve Harvey Morning Show. Mark you

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Speaker 1: hear me? I mean that everybody listening when y'all go

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Speaker 1: to these funerals, I mean it three minute remarks. They

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Speaker 1: ought to cut it to two. They really shoot three

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Speaker 1: and three is a long time, and us a long

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Speaker 1: time for people who ain't used to talking in front

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Speaker 1: of nobody. Now they're just running off that that part

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Speaker 1: that you man, three minutes is a long time. Get

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Speaker 1: it out two minutes. Say what you need to say.

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Speaker 1: The person that's gone can't hear you. Not wait if

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Speaker 1: you're saying something about yourself, Yeah, cut yeah. I don't

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Speaker 1: you know. I don't like people telling stories at funerals

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Speaker 1: and don't know how to tell stories. I can't stay.

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Speaker 1: I was at my boys funeral. Hey man, this dude

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Speaker 1: ain't came up with my boys funeral. He had his

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Speaker 1: whole speech on his laptop and stood there and read

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Speaker 1: it off his laptop. I can't make this up. He

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Speaker 1: read everything he said about my friends off a laptop.

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Speaker 1: It was the most disconnected. That's not genuine Dog. It

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Speaker 1: wasn't dog. You didn't even know her. But you know

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Speaker 1: when at the funeral when they say it all started,

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Speaker 1: you know when we was kids, you just put your head.

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Speaker 1: It started with the year. It was nine. Us wasn't

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Speaker 1: hire the time. When you're at Wan's funeral, I didn't

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Speaker 1: make one I did. Man. This dude went up and

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Speaker 1: his whole speech was what am I gonna do now?

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Speaker 1: He had a theme, Who's gonna call me in the mornings?

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Speaker 1: What a mine gonna do now? When I need that

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Speaker 1: extra lab that I used to get from him? What

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Speaker 1: am I gonna do now? Man? If you don't get

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Speaker 1: your ass out of him? About you, we don't give

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Speaker 1: What they don't do alright? Coming up next Strawberry Letters

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Speaker 1: subject I just can't do this. We'll get into that

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Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show.