Speaker 1: Look, man, oh, I see you? Why why? And look
Speaker 1: over there? How is that culture? Yes? Goodness, let ding
Speaker 1: dong loss culture Esta's calling. Wow. That had so much
Speaker 1: power and presence in it that our guests recoiled. I
Speaker 1: don't think it had any more or less amplification wattage
Speaker 1: than in the past. You want to talk about wattage?
Speaker 1: Wat did I do? Honey? I get the Stallion? Speaking
Speaker 1: of wattage, Megan de Stallion, I'm obsessed you only recently.
Speaker 1: I've been telling you for a while now for a minute, like,
Speaker 1: you've got to get into Megan. You know how I am.
Speaker 1: You know how I am, You know how I get.
Speaker 1: You know how I receive information when people tell me
Speaker 1: I have to do something. But that's I'm very hesitant.
Speaker 1: We're telling you this because we know you'd love it.
Speaker 1: And look lo and behold and low and behold. I'm
Speaker 1: actually really obsessed. And the reason I'm obsessed with Megan
Speaker 1: the Stallion is for two reasons. One, now we can
Speaker 1: say hot girls, I'm everyone saying I like saying that.
Speaker 1: That's something I like to say. And also, as I
Speaker 1: was consuming the media and I do have some media
Speaker 1: that I want to play media I have those song
Speaker 1: hot Girl, buy Megan the Stallion, and I'm going to
Speaker 1: play it and then I want to discuss what we here?
Speaker 1: Are we ready? Can can I wrap along? Uh? No, No,
Speaker 1: you have to let the artist, As Sudi says, Sudi
Speaker 1: Green often tells me when I'm singing along with the radio,
Speaker 1: she'll reach over hold my forearm and she'll say, let her,
Speaker 1: let her, So why don't you let her? Wait? It's
Speaker 1: it's actually rule of culture number seventies seven. Let her. Yeah. Honestly,
Speaker 1: if there's a singer on the radio and she's doing
Speaker 1: her thing, let her. Let her. Okay, gays let her alright.
Speaker 1: So this is just a little piece that I really enjoyed.
Speaker 1: Media here we go by media artist. Great, So let's
Speaker 1: just go through what we have. The words are all
Speaker 1: the hot girls make it pop hop hop, bad bitches
Speaker 1: with the bag say I got yeah pi and talking
Speaker 1: about no money, tell him bad bad bad, and if
Speaker 1: you see a man hotell ha ha ha ha. Now
Speaker 1: here's my thesis about this. I wrote this. I think
Speaker 1: I wrote this because only me would rhyme bye bye
Speaker 1: bye with ha ha ha and ha ha ha would
Speaker 1: end the phrase. And also this just sounds like me.
Speaker 1: I don't know if my mad ho say ha ha
Speaker 1: ha no no, no, no, no no. The text is bad.
Speaker 1: Bitches with the bags say yeah yeah, an talk about
Speaker 1: no money, tell him bah bah bad. And if you
Speaker 1: see a mad ho tell ha ha ha. You only
Speaker 1: you would write this and not a year old rapper
Speaker 1: from Houston. Who um, you know I'm not taking anything.
Speaker 1: This is not erased, This is not this is not
Speaker 1: what you're trying to make it. This is additive. You're
Speaker 1: we're adding to Megan the Stallion's narrative by saying that
Speaker 1: she she spits Matt Rodders rhymes. All I'm saying is
Speaker 1: I feel a kindred spirit with her. Absolutely very similar.
Speaker 1: Later on in the song she she says, bad attitude,
Speaker 1: but I'm cute so he called me bay. I like that.
Speaker 1: She says she has a bad attitude. You still, I
Speaker 1: think you still need to know. I showed you. I
Speaker 1: showed you did the girl Freak music video. What did
Speaker 1: you think? Amazing? I think she's incredible in a start.
Speaker 1: I think that I think she has Cardi B powers.
Speaker 1: I think she's potential. I think she's I think she's
Speaker 1: a different breed. Well yeah, I'm not saying they're the same,
Speaker 1: but I'm saying, um, you you haven't listened to cash
Speaker 1: It yet, Oh my god. Cash It's because what I
Speaker 1: do is whenever I get obsessed with someone, I listened
Speaker 1: to one song approximately fifty times, and then I'm ready
Speaker 1: to move on to even one other song of that.
Speaker 1: It's so great. She does um she she she just
Speaker 1: she starts with the whole chorus is like a sixteen
Speaker 1: line thing or a thing where she's like, it starts
Speaker 1: with them. I can be fuck with No, you get
Speaker 1: touched this eight like she she just keeps doing like
Speaker 1: verse verse verse huns so so like sexual and powerful.
Speaker 1: So I live. And but what I mean when I
Speaker 1: say it has card to be potential is when I
Speaker 1: heard Bode Yellow, I was like, this will be huge.
Speaker 1: And when I heard Heart Girl, Am I really late
Speaker 1: on this? Not? Really? No? She so I So I
Speaker 1: didn't find out about I didn't find about about Megan
Speaker 1: Stanleing until like March, I would say when Sam J
Speaker 1: at work was like, but when you would love Magany Stalleing,
Speaker 1: I was like, oh who is she? And she goes,
Speaker 1: um you would love her? To listen to big old freak,
Speaker 1: and I was like, what a silly, silly title, and actually, oh,
Speaker 1: I want to share this. This is kind of a weird, weird,
Speaker 1: gross story, but I'm gonna share it, okay, babe. I mean, look,
Speaker 1: so the week of the week of Memorial Day, Um,
Speaker 1: there's this fun little barbecue happening in Prospect Heights, UM
Speaker 1: with one and dres and inviting a bunch of people over.
Speaker 1: And then I had just gotten into Meghan's most recent album,
Speaker 1: recent release, Fever Yes this song on it called cash It,
Speaker 1: as I mentioned you mentioned that earlier, and I was
Speaker 1: trying to go off book just for like. I was like,
Speaker 1: this is gonna be a big song on this summer.
Speaker 1: It's important too. And I was just like walking out
Speaker 1: of the Prospect Park f train stop, the seventh stop
Speaker 1: on the train, and I was just like lip sinking,
Speaker 1: like like trying like getting into the attitude of the
Speaker 1: song and just like getting into the bars and the
Speaker 1: fantasist say, and then who should walk buy me and
Speaker 1: stop me on the street. Then Miss Kate McKinnon and
Speaker 1: she was like, what are you doing? And I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I was listening to this song called
Speaker 1: cash It by megany Stallion. And then Kate's like, tell
Speaker 1: me everything about her? And I tell her. I go,
Speaker 1: she's this college student um in Houston. She's twenty four
Speaker 1: years old. She's amazing, she is incredible and this is
Speaker 1: and I told Kate. I was like, she's going to
Speaker 1: be a big deal this summer. And she was like, okay,
Speaker 1: how girl Summer? And she was like, how often do
Speaker 1: you listen to Wrap? I go very often? And then
Speaker 1: and if that was Kate's reaction, goes wow, she goes, Wow,
Speaker 1: Megan the Stallion, I'll remember her. So you know how
Speaker 1: girl Summer kicked off in that very moment. You're a
Speaker 1: hip hop queen. I'm a hip hop queen and I
Speaker 1: actually respect I respect that and I see that because
Speaker 1: you know, I like to write my own bars, you
Speaker 1: know I do. You know I write some nasty WRAP lyrics.
Speaker 1: And that's actually a secret about me, that's a secret
Speaker 1: about you. The reason I bring up the barbecue is
Speaker 1: because Kate was going to this barbecue. Well that's great, um,
Speaker 1: and so we were both on the reader to this barbecue.
Speaker 1: But Kate happened to see me on the streets. Wow,
Speaker 1: just just not silently feeling your fantasy, feeling your megan
Speaker 1: the staging fans. Absolutely, but so yes, I know that
Speaker 1: you love to write bars. You're very good at rutting bars.
Speaker 1: I love the bars you right. In fact, there's there's
Speaker 1: bars on the internet if you search, if you search,
Speaker 1: not me rapping, but comedy. It's really important for white
Speaker 1: men to comedy rap. It's actually real culture. At number ten,
Speaker 1: it's really important for white men to comedy rap. Now,
Speaker 1: I really really want to get into this discussion, any discussion. Really.
Speaker 1: He talked about feeling in the fantasy. This guest has
Speaker 1: felt the fantasy. Can I tell you something. It's very
Speaker 1: rare when you meet someone and you immediately feel that
Speaker 1: it was an immediate feeling of the fantasy. Can I say,
Speaker 1: we are on this person this guests podcast treks in
Speaker 1: the city, and we didn't know this guest prior. We
Speaker 1: did not know this, but it was an immediate family
Speaker 1: Well I didn't know, Yes, I had. I had seen
Speaker 1: her on TV. Oh come on, come on, come on on,
Speaker 1: Valley fish look on Valley Fish down. Her best friend's
Speaker 1: name is County. I love that um and she think
Speaker 1: she's incredible. She has the special coming out on Amazon.
Speaker 1: It's called My Mom as a Human and so am
Speaker 1: I out Auguste and I cannot wait to see it
Speaker 1: and I just love her so much. Oh. She also
Speaker 1: hosts the Mazel Boys podcast um recaps Miss Mazel. They'll
Speaker 1: be back for season three one. Season three airs. Oh.
Speaker 1: Season three of Miss Mazel, I just can't wait. I
Speaker 1: just can't wait. There were so many there were so
Speaker 1: many amazing twists and turns in the second season. And
Speaker 1: I actually am excited to talk Mazel with our guests.
Speaker 1: I'm we're going to talk culture with our guests, and
Speaker 1: at this time I'm going to stop referring to them
Speaker 1: as our guest, and I'm going to actually just say
Speaker 1: what their name is in unison with my bitch Bowen Yang.
Speaker 1: And this is the time when you please welcome to
Speaker 1: the pod. Last culture ristas Alice Waterland and I'm good, Okay,
Speaker 1: we're getting. We're getting. Now tell me why you tell
Speaker 1: me to mind for you? Was because when you guys
Speaker 1: talking about Megan Stallion being the song of the summer,
Speaker 1: I remember when the song Countdown came out, and that
Speaker 1: was the first time in my life speaking culture that
Speaker 1: I ever somebody goes like that's going to be the
Speaker 1: song of the summer. And I didn't even think about
Speaker 1: like there being a song every summer. And I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't know where I was in my fucking life,
Speaker 1: but I was like, oh my god, that's right, Like
Speaker 1: there'll be a song that'll get played over and over again.
Speaker 1: And it was for me anyway, it was Countdown. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I would agree there was a collective moment um, you know,
Speaker 1: and because I think they came out like that actually
Speaker 1: came out like was it mid to the end of
Speaker 1: the summer summer? But then it came in and it
Speaker 1: was like the hot song. Yes, oh, I remember Brooklyn
Speaker 1: was on fire when that song came out. Were you
Speaker 1: living in New York you were? I remember I was
Speaker 1: on the train at Coney Island when I first listened
Speaker 1: to that song. Wow. Where yeah, And where else would
Speaker 1: you rather be than Coney Island? When Beyonce comes on
Speaker 1: and now you go to Coney Island and the song
Speaker 1: that you pick out is XO because she famously did
Speaker 1: the music the music video. You know, Beyonce said at
Speaker 1: the time when Countdown came out, actually is on record
Speaker 1: as saying the hipsters love Countdown. Oh, I love her
Speaker 1: so much for understanding yeah, or she goes and she
Speaker 1: went like they recorded it and then she was like,
Speaker 1: I don't know how the song will do, but I
Speaker 1: think the hipsters will love. I think you predicted that
Speaker 1: the hipsters were count on as a long life. But
Speaker 1: it's universal. It's not just like a hipster niche thing.
Speaker 1: It's like everyone loves that song. It's just that it's
Speaker 1: not like the typical danceable, you know, rinse and repeat
Speaker 1: kind of thing. It's got levels and stuff, so it's
Speaker 1: really theatrical. People like that. People love a song. It's
Speaker 1: the kind of story to tell absolutely about a woman
Speaker 1: who's so in love in the summer ways intends in
Speaker 1: old these ways amounts would you consider yourself a Beyonce
Speaker 1: fan slash like even stand Oh yeah for sure. But
Speaker 1: it's almost like the kind of thing where it's a
Speaker 1: go without saying, I'm not the kind of I'm not
Speaker 1: I'm not in the bee hive, I'm not thirteen, like
Speaker 1: I don't, I don't, you know, worry about her how
Speaker 1: she's doing, and then go about on social media to
Speaker 1: make sure like that's but when I first started dating
Speaker 1: my boyfriend Garrett Lang, Um, he's a big player and
Speaker 1: he's a bass player in l A. Nobody knows him.
Speaker 1: I actually he is on Twitter. He will not tell
Speaker 1: me what his handle is. Oh my god. So he uh,
Speaker 1: like I were I was like, so we're just getting
Speaker 1: to know each other, but like I want you to
Speaker 1: understand that. I am like if you're somebody. And this
Speaker 1: was before Lemonade, so it was like you gotta get
Speaker 1: like you have to understand that, like Beyonce is not
Speaker 1: something that we can like is it good? Is it
Speaker 1: not good? Like there's no like going back and forth,
Speaker 1: like if you have an opinion on Beyonce, that's like
Speaker 1: besides just like yeah, she's obviously the greatest artist of
Speaker 1: all time, Like you know, of our time. You need
Speaker 1: to keep it to yourself, don't don't just don't talk
Speaker 1: about it, right, And actually it's something that we're an upbridge.
Speaker 1: We're not going to cross and I'll find out, but
Speaker 1: we'll just leave it alone because I feel like this
Speaker 1: is going somewhere. You are still dating him now, so
Speaker 1: then we can say he's either mouth shut or we
Speaker 1: watched the home Coming together giving us came up with
Speaker 1: is foggy monocle to describe a British man who like
Speaker 1: is watching Beyonce Is Homecoming and is so like he's
Speaker 1: so horny from watching it that he's like, oh yeah, usher,
Speaker 1: you know, and then his mole and now it's a
Speaker 1: steam punk strip club in Portland. Actually we have to
Speaker 1: add that to the cultural canon. Theogy monocle, the foggy monacle. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's actually huge. A bitch I'm going to say from
Speaker 1: now on, he fogged up my monocle. Now maybe it
Speaker 1: could be a still like an eatery Matt Rogers in
Speaker 1: Matt Rogers Rogers. I have no problem putting that in
Speaker 1: my part. Absolutely. You know that Matt Rogers Park. It's
Speaker 1: well it's actually Matt Rogers theme Park in the Parks
Speaker 1: it's called Matt Rogers theme Park. Because here's the thing.
Speaker 1: Like it's so, I guess somebody head of Parks is
Speaker 1: in like in like succession. Well yeah, Bowen Yang is
Speaker 1: going to actually make a lot of decisions for my parts.
Speaker 1: Is sort of like the Gail King of Matt Rodd
Speaker 1: And I'm sort of insulting, No, it's not, because I'm
Speaker 1: the Gail King for your stuff. So we exist in
Speaker 1: a world where we exist in a world where I'm
Speaker 1: open my own world. So I'm open and my rold
Speaker 1: In Bowen is my Gail, and Bowen is Oprah and
Speaker 1: his rold and I'm I have no plans on opening
Speaker 1: a world though. You have to understand. You have to
Speaker 1: understand this. Can I just say one thing and it's
Speaker 1: actually a real culture. You have to be the opera
Speaker 1: of your own life. And that's actually a real culture.
Speaker 1: Number one and two. You have to be the opera
Speaker 1: of your own life. You must. It's not an negotiable thing.
Speaker 1: I mean, you can try anything else, but eventually you're
Speaker 1: going to get into enough pain internally that you have
Speaker 1: to be your own open, access your own power because
Speaker 1: it's their hunt. So wait, just back to what you
Speaker 1: were saying, like, so it has to be the Matt
Speaker 1: Rogerstein Park because I'm I have my eyes on resort.
Speaker 1: I'm not just trying to open up an amusement park.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm want to resource sandals. You understand, So, yeah,
Speaker 1: you get it signifies that you understand? Do we do
Speaker 1: we specify the geographic location of Matt Rodgers Theme Park
Speaker 1: Long Island? Well, actually it is Long Island. Even the
Speaker 1: thing is there's a part of the park that is
Speaker 1: Long Island. There's an area that's Long Island and you
Speaker 1: can get on the Fire Island. Frey, it's a really
Speaker 1: good attraction. What if what if there was no what
Speaker 1: if it was? Well, no, what if you did instead
Speaker 1: of Soren? But it was it was like a Long
Speaker 1: Island experience. Absolutely, that's amazing. Have you spent any time
Speaker 1: on the island, yes, And that you could have a
Speaker 1: special like a quiet car, yeah, experience. It's like really immersive.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's like a deprivation yeah, yeah that. And also
Speaker 1: it's like, wait, I have a really good idea, Actually
Speaker 1: have a really good idea. Can I run this by
Speaker 1: you guys? Actually you're a part of the park now too. Okay,
Speaker 1: you actually make executive decisions about the park now. I'm
Speaker 1: only hiring like people who work at the stands. No,
Speaker 1: this is actually something I still from Dolly Dolly would
Speaker 1: but we won't do it here. But I did hear
Speaker 1: that at Dollywood all the people that work at the
Speaker 1: concessions are all like at least ninety and so they're
Speaker 1: giving you your change back and it's like why why
Speaker 1: Because they're all dollars paying in the world to be
Speaker 1: like to be like okay, one please, and they're like okay, listeners,
Speaker 1: I'm just shaking it. I actually have to say. That's
Speaker 1: different from I don't want to do that at your part.
Speaker 1: So I do have experience in like park ideas, but
Speaker 1: I don't. Can I just say, right, here's the thing,
Speaker 1: well not yet, not yet right now, you're CEO, you
Speaker 1: go with money. Okay, that's actually operations officer. It's cool.
Speaker 1: Can I just say who works on my part? Everyone
Speaker 1: that works on my part is either a gay teen
Speaker 1: or their friend Amanda. It's all teens and they're all
Speaker 1: either gays that are like pretty gay or or their
Speaker 1: friend Amanda. Yeah. Do the Amanda's have to have them
Speaker 1: have to be tethered to the to the gay team
Speaker 1: who's Yeah, they have to be supportive and tethered. You
Speaker 1: have to be hired in tandem. Yeah, So basically like
Speaker 1: jobs that one person could do. Yeah, it's like and
Speaker 1: Amanda's do it together of course. So like if you
Speaker 1: were to go by different it's the safety issue, especially
Speaker 1: with the ride exactly, you don't we don't run the
Speaker 1: ride if just Amanda's there, her friend is there, it's
Speaker 1: not the same, but the friend can be named anything.
Speaker 1: The friend can be named anything, but actually the friends
Speaker 1: this is so sad, But the gays in my park
Speaker 1: only have roughly between one and four names. Chris, Ryan, Tyler,
Speaker 1: and Matt All name that. It's so sad. What is
Speaker 1: roughly between one and four? So it is a whites
Speaker 1: only situation? No? No, no, no, no, no no no,
Speaker 1: it's not. I can't. I can't address enough now. And
Speaker 1: also there's someone who's on the board. His name is
Speaker 1: Bowen Yang and he is the of color and he
Speaker 1: in the yeah and colorful decision. He brings culture. I
Speaker 1: love it. Would you like to design a ride for
Speaker 1: my part? I would seriously love it. I've thought about it. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: I've thought about it. Okay, this is just a wild pitch,
Speaker 1: you know, and just doing stuff at the wall. Um,
Speaker 1: it's um, you know how like when you're in waterslide.
Speaker 1: He sucks because there's band aids. What is the ride?
Speaker 1: It's not water, it's just band aids. Wow, siding on
Speaker 1: band aids. I don't you know what. And I'm going
Speaker 1: to wipe that clean because I don't like it. For
Speaker 1: your part, I'm actually think of it for another part.
Speaker 1: Part what part, that's the that's the I'm sorry land sorry. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's an apology part. Then he has to make when
Speaker 1: you go in the first ten minutes or just apology,
Speaker 1: it's just him kind of being like, I'm sorry, guys.
Speaker 1: He pays you to get in right, Yeah, because at
Speaker 1: first you have to take a slow pass. Yeah. Because
Speaker 1: also what they do in that park is they put
Speaker 1: they put a tuxedo on you and they make you
Speaker 1: look really dapper. And then after you apologize, you take
Speaker 1: you take all that that clothes off. You put on
Speaker 1: a gray distressed shirt. He sit on a stool and
Speaker 1: that's like an image change. He's changed because sitting on
Speaker 1: a stool now and he's not wearing a blazer. So
Speaker 1: can I ask you a question if you're to take
Speaker 1: your essence and make it into a vacation destination, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can. That's a good way to get to know someone.
Speaker 1: I think that like, um, it's probably like, um, yeah,
Speaker 1: it would be some kind of a theme park. I
Speaker 1: would structure it around like a like a shopping adventure
Speaker 1: over you know, but then an action sequence, like if
Speaker 1: there was a way to make like an action comedy,
Speaker 1: but that was also clueless, you know, like, um, she's
Speaker 1: that girl, the type of thing where we've got for
Speaker 1: the pretty woman ride. But it's like, you know, um,
Speaker 1: I love action movies, so I want to be in
Speaker 1: an action movie so fucking bad. So I'm all about
Speaker 1: like bows and arrows and stuff like that, and you know,
Speaker 1: really intense agility, like I like, uh, I like those
Speaker 1: actual like obstacle courses. Yeah, really like to get physical.
Speaker 1: But I like looking really good at the same time.
Speaker 1: So it's like that's the whole thing. It's like get
Speaker 1: dressed up as a different thing. But the shopping experience
Speaker 1: is the big Well, this actually is a feature. Have
Speaker 1: you ever thought of writing just the girls think they're
Speaker 1: going shopping and it becomes action film. M that's great,
Speaker 1: that's great. I think we should I think I think
Speaker 1: we should a pin in that then into the screen like,
Speaker 1: well I broke it. She just sally destroyed the studio.
Speaker 1: I'm not in the sockets. That bitch is fried. Now
Speaker 1: another one another a pile of danger for that. We
Speaker 1: had to take out so much insurance. Yeah, well this
Speaker 1: thing is here's the deal. You also hosted Forever Dog podcast.
Speaker 1: I do so, I know, do you deal with hot
Speaker 1: producers in your studio. Yes, we have hot producers and
Speaker 1: it's great. It's like because they have personality. One of
Speaker 1: them is new and she's like so hot and she's
Speaker 1: so not into any of the and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's perfect because like you're like a hot girl. You're
Speaker 1: having a hot girl summer. She's on the fine all
Speaker 1: the time. She doesn't care what we're doing. That funny
Speaker 1: and she's like, what mad that we're talking to her?
Speaker 1: You know her name? Can't remember I but Chloe, right,
Speaker 1: it probably Clothe. I'd like to yes. But here's the thing.
Speaker 1: I was so happy, honestly that I got here, and
Speaker 1: I was like, please, God, don't let it be a
Speaker 1: somebody's apartment. Do you know what I mean? You do
Speaker 1: his podcast sometimes at somebody's apartment. Not that I wouldn't
Speaker 1: want to be in one of your spaces. It's just like, no,
Speaker 1: you wouldn't want to be in my space. What if
Speaker 1: it's it smells like weed? And yeah, what if it's
Speaker 1: like a UCB guy's apartment. Guys, but you know what,
Speaker 1: but I know what you said. I know what you're saying. Actually,
Speaker 1: speaking of UCB guys have you been watching the debates?
Speaker 1: Have you been keeping up with the presidential race? Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you have to listen to James Donman has a podcast.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I actually I'm a huge fan, and
Speaker 1: I hear my Elizabeth Warren episode. No, I haven't listened
Speaker 1: to that. I did Elizabeth Warren and we did. He
Speaker 1: was like, you'll probably like, you know, thirty minutes or whatever,
Speaker 1: and I was like, great, great, great, it was an
Speaker 1: hour fifty year of me as Elizabeth Warren and weren't
Speaker 1: talking to Bernie Sanders. End the list. I was like,
Speaker 1: can we please stop this? Want or Ben Shapiro would
Speaker 1: be great. I would go on as Andry Yang. Probably
Speaker 1: I want to go back really quick because we did
Speaker 1: put it in it um the movie idea where they
Speaker 1: go shopping and shopping trip, right, shopping trip, and I
Speaker 1: think it can be called trap shopping trip. It's the
Speaker 1: lit mall. It has to start an outlet mall. You know,
Speaker 1: this is the Labor Day weekend sale, right, so it's
Speaker 1: going to get crazy either way, you know. But then
Speaker 1: it gets really crazy because there's a heist in the
Speaker 1: outlet mall. Maybe there's like a nuclear site underneath it. Yes,
Speaker 1: I love that because you know what, you can get
Speaker 1: a bunch of scenes in the factory where they make
Speaker 1: the clothes. Yeah, because the factory outlet, and that's the
Speaker 1: roles that we play. We're the factory for people. Love it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're downstairs there. Actually quite nefarious. Let's let's set up
Speaker 1: a meaning to break the story on this. I really
Speaker 1: want to get this going. Um I have time, Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I think it's probably have time Wednesday. Um. Wed
Speaker 1: I think who do you think should be in at you? Veronica?
Speaker 1: Me Veronica? Yeah, Megan the Stallion? Okay, no, I like that?
Speaker 1: Um Bowen? Yeah, Tyler and Amanda and Chloe and I
Speaker 1: would love and appear from a Christine Baranski. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I know Christine Baranski should play. I think she should
Speaker 1: play the voice that comes over the loudspeakers that says
Speaker 1: it's time to evacuate them all. Yes, I think that
Speaker 1: should be her role. It's like the end of the
Speaker 1: very end, it's her all along or something of that,
Speaker 1: and she turns out and she's like, wow, I love that.
Speaker 1: So did you see that movie Searching with This? Did
Speaker 1: I see that? With you? No? I didn't see it
Speaker 1: because I was too afraid So what I do is
Speaker 1: that whenever I don't want to see a movie but
Speaker 1: I'm interested, I'll just look it up on spoiler websites
Speaker 1: and so I'll have a vocabulary for the film something
Speaker 1: about me. Spoiler alert for Searching. If you haven't seen Searching,
Speaker 1: you can hit the fifteen a head button right now.
Speaker 1: Turns out Debra Messing is the villain. But you know,
Speaker 1: and this would be very Debra Messing of Christine Brownski
Speaker 1: in this movie. There's the most disturbing part of that
Speaker 1: movie is there's this moment where so John Show has
Speaker 1: this brother, um Don Show, we should say a star
Speaker 1: and hot a star and hot John has a brother.
Speaker 1: So the story is like John's daughter goes missing. I'm
Speaker 1: going to look at this a movie UPO. This is
Speaker 1: I have to talk about this because I can't believe
Speaker 1: this happened, and I still have been thinking about it
Speaker 1: to this day. Um John has a brother. As there's
Speaker 1: his brother character was very close with, and then that's
Speaker 1: the daughter is close with two. And then for a
Speaker 1: second you think that there's this like incest storyline where
Speaker 1: the where the daughter is fucking the uncle and you're like,
Speaker 1: and then as the on inst Everyone was just like, wait,
Speaker 1: what how long do I let that? Believe? For like
Speaker 1: five to ten minutes? And it's like too much time
Speaker 1: to sit with and be like no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1: I would say five to ten minutes is too long
Speaker 1: to let incests sit in the air. That's actually that
Speaker 1: about lest day night set. Yes, so they said, they said, hey,
Speaker 1: five to ten minutes is actually too long to let
Speaker 1: incests sit in there. Five sitting in there, and they
Speaker 1: only they only gave you a six minutes set. Exactly.
Speaker 1: That was you on Conan kept We saw you kept
Speaker 1: waving the light away and you were like, I have
Speaker 1: to do and they were like, but it's just sitting here,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, it's not going anywhere. It's
Speaker 1: just sitting. This material doesn't really go anywhere, you know
Speaker 1: it does? It does give you indigestion. How do you
Speaker 1: heighten What are you going to do to heighten him?
Speaker 1: Can I say one thing about this shopping trip thing
Speaker 1: that I really like is do you think that they
Speaker 1: win in the end, the girls or do you think
Speaker 1: that that it ends in a shocking way? Well, what's
Speaker 1: most like real life? I mean they come away having changed,
Speaker 1: But do they really win or do they realize the
Speaker 1: pieces they wanted all along we're in their closet already.
Speaker 1: That's actually the name saying yeah, So it's I think
Speaker 1: it could be two things. I think they could survive
Speaker 1: and live the experience survive, but they actually don't leave
Speaker 1: with anything from them all. So their initial goal of
Speaker 1: getting things from the mall they did not achieve, but
Speaker 1: they do live. And in a way, not getting anything
Speaker 1: from the mall was winning because they already have what
Speaker 1: they needed in the I actually have a story pitch
Speaker 1: on this. So they go they go shopping at this
Speaker 1: liam all. They want to buy all this new stuff.
Speaker 1: It was a big sale. The nuclear threat they find out, Um,
Speaker 1: I think the nuclear threat is the big central conflict
Speaker 1: and that the girls have to dismantle this nuclear bomb.
Speaker 1: You find out the person you planted the nuclear bomb
Speaker 1: is Marie Condo because she wants to destroy every mall
Speaker 1: in America. She doesn't want people to buy ship anymore.
Speaker 1: But then the girls not only dismantle the bomb, but
Speaker 1: they convinced Marie Condo to just come out. They could
Speaker 1: just come out from the dark side and join their cause,
Speaker 1: which is like malls are good malls are important, Marie Condo,
Speaker 1: what they've learned is and then what the girls learn
Speaker 1: is like sort of a balanced morality where it's like
Speaker 1: we can shop for new things, but not too much.
Speaker 1: We can't have this crazy consumerism that we that blinds us.
Speaker 1: And then we can also let go of the things
Speaker 1: that we don't need anymore. And Marie Condo also meets
Speaker 1: them in the middle. So okay, no, it's please please.
Speaker 1: If it's Marie Condo is the arbiter of like she's
Speaker 1: the you know, behind the scenes villain. I think maybe
Speaker 1: it's more she has the nuclear codes to this site,
Speaker 1: because remember when in Bride'smaids, Melissa McCarthy was like, all
Speaker 1: the nuclear So I think that the nuclear bomb is
Speaker 1: already there. She just has the codes. She gets the codes,
Speaker 1: and then that's you know. And so but here's what
Speaker 1: I really want. I don't want it to be for
Speaker 1: girls who have nothing to do with the government or espionage.
Speaker 1: One of them to be a spy and that's how
Speaker 1: they got involved. Do you think that maybe the movies
Speaker 1: where it's like girls a little bit of rub you.
Speaker 1: So here's what I think, and tell me, tell me
Speaker 1: what you think about this. I think that it's I've
Speaker 1: always wanted to be in a movie where this happened,
Speaker 1: or in a life situation where this happens, Like ship
Speaker 1: goes down and one of your friends all of a
Speaker 1: sudden whips out like a weapon that they have licensed,
Speaker 1: and they're able to monitor the situation, and then in
Speaker 1: that moment, it's revealed to all the friends who thought
Speaker 1: they knew this person that they actually were c I
Speaker 1: A seven fantastic. So I think that stuff is really
Speaker 1: hard to just justify, though you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: you can anything with an imagination. Actually, Okay, it's actually
Speaker 1: an imagination problem. It's actually coming up against that. I'm
Speaker 1: really worried about you. Yeah, it's actually an imagination issue
Speaker 1: that you have. So I think that it's four girls
Speaker 1: and then truly needs you to get help. You need
Speaker 1: to seek treatment. You need to get help. Listen to
Speaker 1: seek treatment Wednesdays and Friday. Just help too with your imagination.
Speaker 1: Is that like it's like a child psychiatrist. Honestly, well,
Speaker 1: I know a lot of people would child psychiatrists. It's
Speaker 1: a problem. I'm not apologize. I can't afford her an
Speaker 1: adult their best a psychiatry. Do you think this works?
Speaker 1: Like four girls going out to them all ship goes
Speaker 1: down one of them all of a sudden whips out
Speaker 1: this knowledge. Maybe in a flashback that takes like five minutes,
Speaker 1: we see their history. Wait, can I tell you something?
Speaker 1: You can tell us anything. Got three tickets to see
Speaker 1: the Share Show because my father loves Share. Is that
Speaker 1: why you didn't go? That's why I didn't go because
Speaker 1: of the blackout. And I go up to the Today
Speaker 1: to the Today Takes guy and I go, uh, yeah,
Speaker 1: last name is Yang and he like squirrels down his iPad.
Speaker 1: I see the name Helena York. She was supposed to
Speaker 1: go there to And I text her. I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm supposed to be at the Share Show with you,
Speaker 1: and she goes, really I heard my She goes, my
Speaker 1: friend plays Sonny and he says that they might have
Speaker 1: to cancel the show because of this blackout. Because first
Speaker 1: of all, so I was walking from Harold Square to
Speaker 1: the theater. The Neil Simon Theater had to cut through
Speaker 1: Time Square, and then there was just like a billion
Speaker 1: firetrucks everywhere. I didn't know what was happening. A crazy
Speaker 1: amount of people even for time square. I was like,
Speaker 1: something's going on, something's wrong. And then we got to
Speaker 1: the theater and then Helene is like, there's a blackout happening.
Speaker 1: I was like, what anyway, not that interesting story. Here's
Speaker 1: the thing. My dad actually texted me. He said, Bowen
Speaker 1: is taking his parents to see the Share show. And
Speaker 1: I said, yes, I know. And then that I said's
Speaker 1: dad share love Share against all odds anyway? But I
Speaker 1: missed out. Probably would there probably would have been like
Speaker 1: a lot of gay moments that like he would have
Speaker 1: been like, I don't know about that. I don't know anyway,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Share is gay, and look, the Share
Speaker 1: is gay culture. And the fact that your dad is
Speaker 1: embracing Share, to me means that that there's an opening,
Speaker 1: there's a there's a door that's open there, and it's
Speaker 1: Share Open Share. I think. I think once they once
Speaker 1: Taylor swifts, Almo comes out, he's going to come out
Speaker 1: of the close. What's your thoughts on because you have
Speaker 1: you have takes. That's what I love about Alice. You
Speaker 1: have fucking takes. What's your ship with Taylor? Taylor? Well, again,
Speaker 1: a lot of times I feel like society has this
Speaker 1: thing where we'll pick like one straggly white woman to
Speaker 1: be like, you're the voice of all women now, and
Speaker 1: they're always too young, right, or they're always without experience
Speaker 1: in the spotlight. And then there's saying a bunch of bullshit.
Speaker 1: It doesn't make any you know, And it's just like, don't, well,
Speaker 1: don't listen to her about everything but the reason that
Speaker 1: she But then she feels now she feels very entitled
Speaker 1: to her position in the spotlight, and she's not entitled
Speaker 1: to her position in the spotlight. She's extremely you know,
Speaker 1: she's got a lot of hits, but she's basic. And
Speaker 1: it's just, you know, I I guess my my whole
Speaker 1: thing is like I thought, I want every white woman
Speaker 1: in Hollywood to get better at taking criticism and better
Speaker 1: at absorbing the backlashes that they create. It's just like,
Speaker 1: this shouldn't be hard. It should be part of your practice.
Speaker 1: Can I tell you who's really good at it? Felicity
Speaker 1: Huffman her apology after the whole fucking like the whole
Speaker 1: college fiasco, I was like, she still is very like
Speaker 1: she's not she's very culpable of wrong doing. But her apology,
Speaker 1: I was like, this is actually a very well worded apology.
Speaker 1: I that like it was a very earnest, genuine like
Speaker 1: when you compare it to Ms Laughlin, absolutely well, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean there's that, but also it's like, okay, that's
Speaker 1: kind of out doing trapeze in front of the courthouse.
Speaker 1: But I was like, oh, you've you've like my personal
Speaker 1: needle has been moved a little bit, My little needle
Speaker 1: has moved, so like you know, I'm like, okay, I
Speaker 1: actually kind of understand Felicity a little bit more. Okay,
Speaker 1: So in uh in our movie like comeback role, yeah,
Speaker 1: I would say I think she actually should play one
Speaker 1: of the girls. I think she should play two. Yeah,
Speaker 1: literally us and Felicity Huffman and no one, no one
Speaker 1: acknowledges that she is not twenty two. Just understood that
Speaker 1: Rachel dol is all of age she can identify, and
Speaker 1: I want young people to get offended about it. No
Speaker 1: one see this. People will leave our movie talking. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they will live in our movie talking and arguing. They'll
Speaker 1: be leaving early talking. I want to figure out for
Speaker 1: talking up. If you're at the arc light, that's what's
Speaker 1: gonna happen. If you're the arc light, then we're talking.
Speaker 1: I want to be able to figure out the most
Speaker 1: efficient way to offend young people quote end quote, like,
Speaker 1: what would that look like to offend the youth? Like?
Speaker 1: What does what does that mean? You can I see
Speaker 1: how you can offend old people by being like old
Speaker 1: people are so stupid young people, you're like the class.
Speaker 1: That class just calling young people stupid not gonna work.
Speaker 1: I'm saying you have to be like young people. I'll
Speaker 1: offend young people right now. Your fucking taste in mainstream music?
Speaker 1: Is Billy the number one superstar right now? To me,
Speaker 1: it's a idea. It's it's slow and dead. But we
Speaker 1: like Billy. You don't speak for me. I'll put a
Speaker 1: pin in you right now, put a pin in that.
Speaker 1: I'll put a pin in you as I live and breathe,
Speaker 1: and you won't. Yeah, I don't like Billy, and I
Speaker 1: don't know what half of this ship is. So it's
Speaker 1: like I can't really weigh in. But every time I do,
Speaker 1: hear a snippet or a clip it of like radio
Speaker 1: right now? But is it is it? Is it young
Speaker 1: people's fault that radio sucks? I don't think I would
Speaker 1: say it's it's Can I give anemic response to this.
Speaker 1: I think the sort of like hopelessness of the world
Speaker 1: right now has us dead, and I think that we
Speaker 1: are emotionally dead. So when Katie Perry comes out with
Speaker 1: Sorry the fucking Pop of the Summer, which is never
Speaker 1: really over for me, which this I'm sorry but fool
Speaker 1: across from me, which is you, Bowen says you quote
Speaker 1: doesn't really get never really over. It's like to me,
Speaker 1: it's like we were given an opportunity to like emotionally
Speaker 1: live out loud with a pop song and we said, actually, no,
Speaker 1: we want to keep Billie Eilish on top of the charts.
Speaker 1: And I'm sorry, but what is it? Yeah, Billie Eilish, Yeah,
Speaker 1: what is it? Can you explain it to me? Can anyone? Um,
Speaker 1: It's just it's like pure, It's like it's production first,
Speaker 1: it's production and forward. It's like who needs sure. But
Speaker 1: it's like I've talked to I've talked to you about this, this, that, that,
Speaker 1: that whole BuzzFeed thing about how niche pop is like
Speaker 1: the only like pop that like resembles like Katy Perry, Kesha, Gaga,
Speaker 1: Rihanna back then Rihanna. Like it's like it's now it's
Speaker 1: like the Robin's, the car Jepson's, like the Betty Who's,
Speaker 1: the Kimpetrisses. It's like, are you guys at home? I
Speaker 1: just want to know quick question taking fucking notes? Yeah,
Speaker 1: takes fucking notes. That doesn't someone taking notes taking notes?
Speaker 1: But it's like just so word like mo freight pastic
Speaker 1: saying that the Robin concert was one of the first
Speaker 1: time she's ever been able to go to the bathroom unobstructed,
Speaker 1: and that the line for the men's bathroom is longer.
Speaker 1: It's like it's it's four gay mets. I mean I
Speaker 1: was listening to you know, Betty Who. No, That's why
Speaker 1: I said, like, Robin love it. What was the other one?
Speaker 1: You said, Kimpetris No, what was the second one? After all?
Speaker 1: Love Robin love Carl J And I was like Betty Who.
Speaker 1: So here's the thing with Betty Who. Betty Who is
Speaker 1: like so fucking fun and such a fun pop star,
Speaker 1: but she's niche, and I think she remains niche because
Speaker 1: if you really listen to her lyrics, did I talk
Speaker 1: to you about this or was I maybe I'm talking
Speaker 1: that's racist? No, Because I also was about to say
Speaker 1: it could have been Jared that I was talking, or
Speaker 1: he could have been Joel Fleishman from Northern Right might
Speaker 1: have been talking. And that's actually a raiser. I know
Speaker 1: many more than one. Joel culture number six. I know
Speaker 1: many is not the only one. Yeah, Joel won't talk
Speaker 1: to me right now because I told them there's Lunne
Speaker 1: and his chart. We sometimes do Real Housewives astrology charts,
Speaker 1: and I had I had to actually break the news
Speaker 1: to Joel that there was lou and his chart and
Speaker 1: he has not DM And you're not what do you
Speaker 1: want outsize of New York? I don't. Okay, great, let
Speaker 1: me say one thing. Let me make a point about
Speaker 1: Betty who, Betty who clearly has an army of game
Speaker 1: in putting our ship to there, because if you listen
Speaker 1: to her lyrics, it is like so weirdly unrequited love
Speaker 1: centric and so strangely like longing, and like it's so
Speaker 1: specifically lyrically like applicable to like the gay or queer
Speaker 1: experience that it's like. But it's clearly like she does
Speaker 1: it with an intense love for that, and she has
Speaker 1: like her backup dancers, like licking her thighs in a
Speaker 1: way that I'm you're like, oh, those are gay man, Okay,
Speaker 1: I have to listen to you, and there's nary a
Speaker 1: non bob. I mean, it's it's an army of bob
Speaker 1: for you to say, what bitch that that these backup
Speaker 1: dancers are licking her thigh as the like brainchild of
Speaker 1: a gay man. So if I don't know why that's
Speaker 1: because you think about this, some queer comes in let's
Speaker 1: call it Betty, who's creative director, says, Okay, you're gonna
Speaker 1: have to backup dancers and they're gonna come over during
Speaker 1: during this part, and this one's gonna get on his
Speaker 1: knees and lick your thigh, honey, and she's gonna say great.
Speaker 1: And then the amount of straight men that would get
Speaker 1: that sary. It's like the straight wouldn't get yeah, And
Speaker 1: also straight male backup tancer come over lick my thought.
Speaker 1: You know that has to be gay man. Yeah, one
Speaker 1: to I'd be like, I'm fucking working right now, Like
Speaker 1: what are you doing that? Canceled, canceled, canceled Any straight
Speaker 1: man trust can canceled, Stage four canceled. I think you
Speaker 1: you've over the course of this episode, Matt have really
Speaker 1: covered like the professional book ends for a gay man
Speaker 1: who in a young gay team will start working at
Speaker 1: Matt Rogers Theme Park, and then we'll move up the
Speaker 1: ladder to being Betty, Betty who's creative direct Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: what's going to happen is Betty who is actually going
Speaker 1: to come to the Matt Rogers Theme Park and she's
Speaker 1: gonna say, whatever is going on here, I want to
Speaker 1: be reflected on stage when I go out there, and
Speaker 1: so someone will head forward and say, Hi, I'm the
Speaker 1: creative director of this park. Yes, she'll do Matt Tell
Speaker 1: every year. Actually it'll be Betty who Kelly Clarkson and
Speaker 1: the cast of Glee. That's that's Matt Chella. Awesome, amazing.
Speaker 1: Do you ever do you ever do that thing on
Speaker 1: Spotify at the end of the year where it says like,
Speaker 1: this is what you've been listening to all year? No,
Speaker 1: mine is humilia embarrassing. I don't need that. I don't
Speaker 1: want to see that. Let me tell you you don't
Speaker 1: want to see that. I've been listening to a lot
Speaker 1: of Earth Gang. Now I just see you're No, I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm friends with you. Joy Travis is what it is
Speaker 1: because he goes in like, what are you listening to
Speaker 1: you now? And I'm like outcast from Stanconia because I
Speaker 1: don't know any new music. That's it is. But it's
Speaker 1: like I listened to it because it's like the coolest
Speaker 1: thing that I can think of. You probably, yeah, he's
Speaker 1: pretty cools. Also he is insanely good looking, and it's
Speaker 1: I was like, it's going to be hard to be
Speaker 1: friends with you, but then it wasn't because when you
Speaker 1: become friends with somebody and then it becomes like collegiate
Speaker 1: and familial. Well, the thing is, I find that you know,
Speaker 1: when you have genitals, they respond to stimuli, and then
Speaker 1: the thing is that does fade away story about genitals
Speaker 1: responding to stimuli. So I'm really, I'm working my way
Speaker 1: into becoming a prestige actress. Um really, and I want
Speaker 1: to do action movie. That's my dream. I wanted to
Speaker 1: action movies. I work out constantly. I have I can lift,
Speaker 1: I can dead live one five. I'm really, I have
Speaker 1: a lot of muscles. My back is crazy and in
Speaker 1: both ways like it's muscular and it's sucked up. Um anyway,
Speaker 1: I have a ripped scoliosis, ripped bonus spurs and muscles.
Speaker 1: I'm so, I'm trying to do drama, and I keep
Speaker 1: auditioning for fucking Fear of the Walking Dead. They've made
Speaker 1: me like a million times they want me in the
Speaker 1: fucking show for some reason. Never get it. But then
Speaker 1: I got this other drama that's coming out in CBS
Speaker 1: al Access. I got a guest star two episodes of
Speaker 1: this show called Interrogation, which is next You're coming out.
Speaker 1: Who's top line in that Alexander's scars Garde Peter star
Speaker 1: Peter stars, Guard David straysern Okay, Andre Rojo bubbles from
Speaker 1: the wire. Fuck, there's like three more ridiculous actors and
Speaker 1: I'm like, and also a night hit, right, And so
Speaker 1: the guy it's so I got in there, like, but
Speaker 1: there's a nudity and simulated sex scene. Can you do it?
Speaker 1: And I was like, I was like, oh no. And
Speaker 1: then I was like wait a minute, like how intense.
Speaker 1: And then I read the scripture and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what, I need the money. I have a mortgage.
Speaker 1: So I got the job and then I went out
Speaker 1: to do they filmed the Albuquerque. The guy that I'm
Speaker 1: playing off sit he is not somebody that I had
Speaker 1: heard of really, but he is an excellent actor. He's
Speaker 1: like a really He's like, but here's the crazy thing.
Speaker 1: Drama actors just do drama acting. It's what the that
Speaker 1: is wild? Isn't that wild? They just go in there
Speaker 1: and I'm like, they're really doing this, like it's the
Speaker 1: thing to do. Was were they fun? I mean like
Speaker 1: a person is, you know, like like it wasn't like
Speaker 1: we were like cutting up. I tried a hundred times
Speaker 1: to make him laugh, and it would be like thirty
Speaker 1: percent of the time he'd get it and be like
Speaker 1: ha ha. The rest of the time he'd be like
Speaker 1: I'm in the mood, you know, or whatever, and I
Speaker 1: was like, this is so crazy and weird. Like one
Speaker 1: of the scenes that we had to do was he
Speaker 1: was making breakfast for me, and for some reason, it
Speaker 1: was shot really well, like it's beautiful looking, but one
Speaker 1: of the director was like, I want the camera to
Speaker 1: pan up from the coffee being made, the toast is down,
Speaker 1: the eggs are getting flipped, and I come out and
Speaker 1: like I've got a T shirt on and nothing else
Speaker 1: and they hug him from the back or whatever, and
Speaker 1: then we have to have like an emotional scene meanwhile,
Speaker 1: all this ship is going on. So it's like every
Speaker 1: time we'd come out, I'd be like, hey, it's okay,
Speaker 1: it's okay, and then it would be like toast pops up,
Speaker 1: you know, and I'm like dying because I'm like, this
Speaker 1: is a Rube Goldberg breakfast behind you right now, and
Speaker 1: I think it's the fucking funniest thing in the world.
Speaker 1: It was like ten people to be like coffee, okay, slip,
Speaker 1: turn them on, turn him on, boom go, and then
Speaker 1: like be dramatic, and he's in it. He's just like
Speaker 1: doesn't break at all. And I'm like and I'm like listen,
Speaker 1: I think popping up, and I'm just like, this is
Speaker 1: the greatest thing that's ever happened. It did a sex
Speaker 1: scene talk about that and it was hot. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: actually this is awesome. I'm he's hot, but I was
Speaker 1: like it was just like your body is like doing
Speaker 1: the sex motions and it's a new person, so there's
Speaker 1: a novelty factor and I was like, let's go again.
Speaker 1: Like I was having the time of my life. I
Speaker 1: don't I need to figure out for myself if I
Speaker 1: but this is so interesting, that interesting that you're on
Speaker 1: this side of this. This debate is that some people
Speaker 1: are like sex scenes are so impersonal, they're so bad,
Speaker 1: they're so humiliating. But then there's the other side of
Speaker 1: it where it's just like, no, it's hot and I
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm having sex with this person. So
Speaker 1: you're you're in that camp, right, It's like, yeah, and
Speaker 1: this is like the second time I've done I didn't
Speaker 1: like an indie thing where it didn't get really is
Speaker 1: but like I did a make out scene with a
Speaker 1: guy who again another guy who was very attractive, but
Speaker 1: I wasn't like in Damn, but it was like vance n,
Speaker 1: but you trick your brain into thinking. We talked about
Speaker 1: which was like any acting, like you're the other thing.
Speaker 1: I was telling my boyfriend about this, and I was like,
Speaker 1: the crazy thing about sex acting is it like when
Speaker 1: you're delivering a line in a certain way, you wanted
Speaker 1: to be real to the character and real to the
Speaker 1: story and also like seem genuine, seem natural. All this
Speaker 1: ship it's drama, But with sex there's like two ways
Speaker 1: of being and you're also already acting when you're having
Speaker 1: normal sex, right, Like everybody at it, Okay, fascinating. I've
Speaker 1: forget who it was that was quoted this, but I
Speaker 1: was reading some interview with some actress and she was like, well,
Speaker 1: in the sex scene, like I'm having sex as the character,
Speaker 1: I'm not having sex as me. And I'm like, now,
Speaker 1: explain that, Like I wonder if she's like aggressive sexually
Speaker 1: as the character or like she's physically doing things that
Speaker 1: she wouldn't do. That to me is fascinating. Well, I
Speaker 1: would be too in my head if I said something
Speaker 1: like I'm having sex as a character. Um, that's what
Speaker 1: I say during normal sex as well. The two ways
Speaker 1: of having sex that you're talking about or are either
Speaker 1: you are loving it or it's terrible, Like is that
Speaker 1: is it like super binary like that, like maybe like
Speaker 1: oh yeah, no, I mean I'm I'm just saying like
Speaker 1: if you're into it, like yeah, you can be having
Speaker 1: like a lack less sex, but there's a way of
Speaker 1: being like, um, you know, I'm I'm it's so hot,
Speaker 1: I'm so into it, and then we're so in love
Speaker 1: or it's like animalistic or whatever and we'd like, hey,
Speaker 1: it's hate. I feel like there's like maybe those directions.
Speaker 1: But it was just like, oh, this is easy. And
Speaker 1: we had all these scenes we were making out, and
Speaker 1: I was like, was so worried that it was going
Speaker 1: to be affected and weird, and then it wasn't at all,
Speaker 1: because I'm like, yeah, when you're fucking in someone's face
Speaker 1: like this, it's very easy to be subtle. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: not hard. I've never had there's no scene where you're
Speaker 1: like obvious are supposed to do. I've never had a
Speaker 1: makeut scene with a man on camera. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I've had my I've had, I've been I've done one
Speaker 1: sex scene on camera and no one will ever see it.
Speaker 1: And it was with Joek and Booster right where he
Speaker 1: did he gave me oral sex. Oh yeah. And I
Speaker 1: was like this, remember Joel, I remember remember Joel, Joel
Speaker 1: um I was remember Joel when I was like this,
Speaker 1: Oh that's what I said. Oh this ride with the commercial,
Speaker 1: Well have you saying, oh da dad, oh dad, that's
Speaker 1: me during sex, Dad dad Dad. It's just so distracting,
Speaker 1: it's so sad. Wait, hold on, do you have to
Speaker 1: ask the goddamn one one last thing? I want to last.
Speaker 1: One last thing is drama harder than acting to you,
Speaker 1: It's drama. Acting drama harder than it's trama harder than acting.
Speaker 1: Is drama harder than acting? To write that down, you am,
Speaker 1: I like, oh, dad, Dad, is drama harder than comedy?
Speaker 1: It's drama? Okay? Is drama hamma harder than comedy? Yes,
Speaker 1: answer this, It's so much easier. I don't you believe that,
Speaker 1: one hondo pe It's easier. Absolutely. I've seen actors who
Speaker 1: are award fucking Oscar winning drama actors try to do
Speaker 1: a comedy and absolutely cannot do it. On the other way,
Speaker 1: the success rate very high because everyone I think people
Speaker 1: have the assumption that it's easier to do comedy because
Speaker 1: it's like, you know, yuck, yuck yuck, but it's like
Speaker 1: and also so I think because of that public perception,
Speaker 1: like there um sort of expectations are lower. And when
Speaker 1: a comedian comes along and like is able to sit
Speaker 1: on camera and say where it's like a person, they're
Speaker 1: like wow around and never before seen Kristen Wigg can
Speaker 1: actually talk in her normal voice, and it's like meanwhile,
Speaker 1: like when drama actors come try to do comedy, I
Speaker 1: mean you probably know from working at this so no,
Speaker 1: and also like us all from working with people that
Speaker 1: once they get a comedic script in their hand, they're like, okay, Um,
Speaker 1: if you don't have your own comedic timing and voice
Speaker 1: in real life, why would you suddenly have that. We
Speaker 1: all have our real life in real life though, so
Speaker 1: we can all, but like if you can't, if you
Speaker 1: don't have the funny bone, you know, and like people
Speaker 1: are like loose with it. And that's the other thing,
Speaker 1: Like it's very loose. You have to trust yourself. You
Speaker 1: have to have that. I don't think mentality, you don't
Speaker 1: think up right citizens brigade and wait, I just wanted
Speaker 1: to put it on it any other way. iOS doesn't
Speaker 1: work before we wait, before we asked the question, and
Speaker 1: then do I don't think so, honey. I have to
Speaker 1: say one thing about before I brought the presidential debates.
Speaker 1: And I brought that up because Eric Swalwell, who's now
Speaker 1: dropped out of the race, reminds me of a UCB
Speaker 1: guy who I would have seen executed. Second, I'll be fine,
Speaker 1: and especially when he said, oh my god, he said
Speaker 1: like a joke. And then the first presidential debate, I
Speaker 1: remember it was we're breaking up with Russia and making
Speaker 1: up with and He said it with the kind of
Speaker 1: look in his eyes where I was like, you thought
Speaker 1: that was so funny. I was like, I took to
Speaker 1: a one with you, like a canned joke that you
Speaker 1: just I took to all one with Eric Swallwell. And
Speaker 1: he dropped out of that class after the second week.
Speaker 1: It was too hard. It gets hard when it gut
Speaker 1: gets hard. Anyway, any ask the question, which is, Alice,
Speaker 1: what was the culture that made you say culture is
Speaker 1: for me the formative culture. Whether it was a book,
Speaker 1: a movie, a play, a a TV show, a neighborhood
Speaker 1: you grew up in. But if it was Cardi B's
Speaker 1: baby and it was that, there was that reason and
Speaker 1: you didn't have culture before. I mean for a lot
Speaker 1: of people, I feel like it is definitely for culture herself.
Speaker 1: Absolutely cultures. Culture is well. When I was god Damn
Speaker 1: born and named so I guess I'm thinking of like
Speaker 1: when I was little and my mom was like very feminist,
Speaker 1: Like it was like growing up in a Christian household
Speaker 1: where you, you know, how you can only listen to
Speaker 1: Christian Rocke and my mom was like the feminist version
Speaker 1: of that. She was like, no, only John Army training,
Speaker 1: you know, or like only Tracy Chapman, like the only
Speaker 1: music we're listening to is Katie Lange today, Jonny Mitchell
Speaker 1: or whatever. So I so there wasn't a resistance to
Speaker 1: like that type of like like I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I want to have fun, you know. So for me
Speaker 1: it was like my mom was furious, but it was Barbie.
Speaker 1: I was like Barbie's culture, and I really talked about
Speaker 1: Barbie talked, talked just like you know, and people didn't
Speaker 1: get this. It's not about how her. It's not a
Speaker 1: human being, right, It's not like I'm like, oh, I
Speaker 1: need to look like Barbie. Are you start kidding me?
Speaker 1: Barbie needs to look like Barbie so she can fit
Speaker 1: in all these Barbie outs right exactly and into her
Speaker 1: weird car. Yeah. And the thing the thing about Barbie
Speaker 1: is she's also you know, she has so many friends.
Speaker 1: Ye that it's also like you have to understand it's
Speaker 1: never about her, It's about the larger community of Barbies.
Speaker 1: Because the way you do Barbie is you buy about
Speaker 1: a hundred and how they all have different outfits. And
Speaker 1: then it's more like it's less like do you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. It's like it's about it's about creating
Speaker 1: a community of Barbies, and that's the positive less. So
Speaker 1: you want to have a body positive barbie, and you
Speaker 1: want girls to be for some reason looking at a
Speaker 1: body positive Fine, that's great, do it, but do it
Speaker 1: the best. They do it. The barbie have all the
Speaker 1: fucking clothes, all the outfits, sexy, astronaut, all this ship.
Speaker 1: Because they don't do it there. They're like, here's your
Speaker 1: new doll. And it's like good, it's got a green shirt.
Speaker 1: Like I love it, doll. I would play barbies, what
Speaker 1: would you do? So I would like set them up
Speaker 1: in uh, Like they worked in a store together, and
Speaker 1: I would set up I was an only child, so
Speaker 1: like I had a whole this was my life. They
Speaker 1: would like sit in a store and then work the day.
Speaker 1: They'd work all day and then they would go and
Speaker 1: they would go home and then they would like go
Speaker 1: home after work and like have dinner. They lived together. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there was like yeah they would and they would talk
Speaker 1: about like you know, boys and whatever. I was a kid,
Speaker 1: but I didn't understand, like what why people talked about boys.
Speaker 1: I would like go through the motions. I used to
Speaker 1: do this very similar. I used to do that as well,
Speaker 1: but I would I would create block, I would put
Speaker 1: my blocks together and I would play with power Rangers
Speaker 1: and then they would have a conversation with each other.
Speaker 1: But the way that I played barbies was with my
Speaker 1: sister because she was the one that had the barbies,
Speaker 1: so I would of course co opt that and we
Speaker 1: would take all the barbies, put them on the bed
Speaker 1: and we would play Titanic with the barbies so that
Speaker 1: one by one they would die by being thrown off
Speaker 1: the bed, which was of course the Titanic. And the
Speaker 1: one that always lived was the one that was wearing
Speaker 1: this like gorgeous little blue dress that was the same
Speaker 1: color as the heart of the ocean, and she was
Speaker 1: always the rose genius if now how would so? Likewise,
Speaker 1: my sister was the one we had the dolls. We
Speaker 1: had the star of the pack was Aladdin, Laddin doll.
Speaker 1: She was a little bit bigger actually, and he was
Speaker 1: truly so fucking hot. Yeah. And but then we had
Speaker 1: a regular We had a regular Barbies and it was
Speaker 1: barbiing and Aladdin. We get into fights because Barbie and
Speaker 1: a ladd and we're having an affair. Barbie was like,
Speaker 1: you need to tell Jasmine about us, You're like, you
Speaker 1: need to leave Jasmine. For me, it was like, truly,
Speaker 1: my sister was this white bitch was coming along. Yes,
Speaker 1: she said you have to leave her, you have to
Speaker 1: leave her. And then I feel like I played that
Speaker 1: same game. I remember like my sister like taking Barbie's
Speaker 1: hand in, taking her hand up and slapping Aladdin across
Speaker 1: the faith. It was like the woman was right in
Speaker 1: this situation. White bitch narrative, white bitch honestly narrative. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I identify and I hate it, honestly. Wow, you let
Speaker 1: a white bitch narrative play out in your play? Did
Speaker 1: you and I play the Did you and I play
Speaker 1: the Barbie Board Game? No? Oh my god. The Barbie
Speaker 1: Board Game is iconic where the goal was to be
Speaker 1: the queen, the queen of the prom and you would
Speaker 1: have and you you have, you had to queen of
Speaker 1: the problem, you had to takes place in the fifties
Speaker 1: and like mid century where the three things where you
Speaker 1: had to go steady with someone, you had to um
Speaker 1: like be class, you had to get a title and
Speaker 1: get flapped, cool and get slapped. But it was this thing.
Speaker 1: It was like it was like it was a board
Speaker 1: game where you were feeling the fantasy of being Barbie
Speaker 1: in high school. And it was like truly like true
Speaker 1: problematic you can get. But it was like for a
Speaker 1: little gay boy playing that game, it's like you're you're
Speaker 1: trying on mommy's clothes. It's so beautiful and informative. Actually,
Speaker 1: and we've never talked about Barbie on this. We've never
Speaker 1: spoken about Barbie, and we've can we all just say
Speaker 1: a few words about Barbie's automobiles that she has come on,
Speaker 1: because she actually rides dirty and several different kinds of things.
Speaker 1: She has a beautiful pink car, which is her, I think,
Speaker 1: her most famous mobile. And then I believe Barbie has
Speaker 1: even been known to get on a motorcycle. For sure.
Speaker 1: Hot Rode was hot Rod Barbie, God Barbie. I love
Speaker 1: there is and I love that when Barbie does a thing,
Speaker 1: she becomes the like you know, like I am hot
Speaker 1: Rod Barbie or like Amie Culture. Yeah, yeah, like when
Speaker 1: I'm doing like it's like today, like right now, I'm
Speaker 1: coffee Alice, Yeah, coffee Alice, like and then later on
Speaker 1: I'll be sucking lunch Alice, lunchrast Alice. Right now has
Speaker 1: Barbie Oh my god, what's Barbie's podcasts? Got a pink
Speaker 1: Mike set up, and you know it's like sparkling sounds
Speaker 1: and it's like welcome back today. My favorite shape is
Speaker 1: a circle. I guess she wouldn't be like welcome back
Speaker 1: because before it's a podcast. Well, what are Barbie's ads?
Speaker 1: Barbie's ads are casper cast dot com. Um, Barbie does quips.
Speaker 1: She's like, I sleep with my quip. It's her size
Speaker 1: and she's like the giant vibrating body pillow. She's like,
Speaker 1: honestly the best. This is the thing that Barbie comes
Speaker 1: out of town, a lot out of town, a lot
Speaker 1: this is gay is actually this is the thing about
Speaker 1: Barbie is out of town. A lot of the kara
Speaker 1: absolutely remember they remember James Anderson SNL sketches, Britney Spears
Speaker 1: and Amy Pole are playing Barbie and Skipper, and then
Speaker 1: Chris tam would come on, It's Kenny and it just goes,
Speaker 1: I'm going to Malibu. Don't call me um. But Barbie
Speaker 1: is dragon. Though. Barbie is like putting on different hats
Speaker 1: and me like now I'm this, now I'm this name.
Speaker 1: It's it's truly beautiful. Barbie is actually the most important
Speaker 1: drag figure of all times. Yes, I agree. Barbie started
Speaker 1: drag and Barbie showed us that you're all born niked
Speaker 1: and the rest of the d and when you get
Speaker 1: up in the morning and you put on your drag
Speaker 1: and you are both in drag. You learned that from Barbie,
Speaker 1: and that was why Barbie is important. Absolutely, relationship with
Speaker 1: Barbie now, I mean truly, but rear View Mirror, this
Speaker 1: is one of those. This is this is one of those.
Speaker 1: Is there gonna be a Barbie movie? Wasn't there going
Speaker 1: to be? Yeah? I think that. I think it's happening.
Speaker 1: Really that was It was definitely on like so excited
Speaker 1: about that. Can you tell them my face? Um? I
Speaker 1: wanted to be like Glenn Close or something that would
Speaker 1: be really fun. Amy, one of the Amy's what's the
Speaker 1: Amy Palladino? Amy Searon Palladino finally hits the screen for
Speaker 1: the screen we never talked about Mazel? So shall we
Speaker 1: have a few words on Mazel? Well, I mean, you
Speaker 1: guys you wanted to bring it up, so I'm not. No,
Speaker 1: I don't have anything now on the spot that's Mael.
Speaker 1: That actually is a new segment. It's called all right, Uh,
Speaker 1: I haven't watched Mazel. I like Masil, I watched Maziel.
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not first to watching Maazel and make
Speaker 1: say there's a season for of course, I'm excited, but
Speaker 1: I like, I'm a team Joel. That's all I have
Speaker 1: to say. You know, when that last scene and this
Speaker 1: is going to be a spoiler for Mazel, very similar
Speaker 1: to before our spoilers for Searching. You know, in the
Speaker 1: last scene, she said, Rachel, actually it's never Messing is
Speaker 1: the villain of Rachel brashan who I want on the
Speaker 1: pod I've been saying this. Um. She says, I want
Speaker 1: to be with someone who loves me, and then they
Speaker 1: intensely kiss. Cut to black. Wait, so my thing with
Speaker 1: Joel is just like if everybody's like Joels trash, Juels trash,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, great, maybe, So guess who else is trash?
Speaker 1: Fucking Mazel she sucks, has trash elements. Yeah, she's a
Speaker 1: fucking sp alpha female character. She sucks. There's a lot
Speaker 1: going on. So they stay belong together. I think they
Speaker 1: might belong together. I love them together. And he's obviously
Speaker 1: the Mr. Big what's that actor's name, He's incredible and
Speaker 1: he yes, yes, and he came to came to the
Speaker 1: show when when Bras hosted, So good God. He's really hot.
Speaker 1: He's really hot. He's one of those secret hotties that
Speaker 1: you used that you look on television, you go okay,
Speaker 1: TV actor, and then then you look at in real
Speaker 1: life and you're like, oh your genital's response. Oh, I
Speaker 1: thought it was just like me on set with when
Speaker 1: we did our sex scene. Oh, I think it's time
Speaker 1: for I don't think so honey. It's time for I
Speaker 1: don't think so honey. And if you're curious about what
Speaker 1: I don't think, so honey, is what I don't think,
Speaker 1: so honey is is we take one minute to rail
Speaker 1: against something in culture that we don't like. And if
Speaker 1: you'd like to see if this happen live, you're actually
Speaker 1: in love because we are going on the road. We're
Speaker 1: going to be in Atlanta on August seven, Orlando on
Speaker 1: August eighth, Denver on August twenties second seconds and then no, no, no,
Speaker 1: this is wrong. Uh. We're gonna be in Atlanta, Orlando, Denver,
Speaker 1: and Chicago throughout the month of August. You can get tickets.
Speaker 1: I'm definitely putting them on my Instagram, So get tickets there.
Speaker 1: We'll have it on the Forever Up website, and I'm
Speaker 1: gonna encourage Boonen Yang to put them on his And
Speaker 1: also we're so gonna be back at the Bellhouse in
Speaker 1: Brooklyn on September one. Very excited about all these things.
Speaker 1: Now I do have and I don't think so I
Speaker 1: have one too. But well, I'll have you go first,
Speaker 1: as it's traditional, says Matt Rodgers. I don't think so
Speaker 1: many times starts now, I don't think so, honey. Baby
Speaker 1: talk and baby humor, I just don't like it. You
Speaker 1: know when someone think, I'm just like you lost me
Speaker 1: because I feel like what you're cutting off here is
Speaker 1: the many years that you've progressed from babyhood to adulthood.
Speaker 1: And I want to know about the culture and the
Speaker 1: humor that's influenced you in that space of a span
Speaker 1: of time. Were you the funniest ever that you ever
Speaker 1: have been when you were a baby. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: So why are you talking like a baby now? It
Speaker 1: actually runs right through me, the baby voice. I also,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm gonna stand out to baby humor videos
Speaker 1: of babies don't make me laugh. I'm sorry, you can
Speaker 1: stop sending them to me. I enjoy a baby but
Speaker 1: I don't need to opt into baby humor. I'm an adult.
Speaker 1: I prefer adult humor, like adult comedians, Tina Fey, things
Speaker 1: like that. So when you speak to me in the
Speaker 1: baby voice, know that I am wincing. And it's just
Speaker 1: like some of my closest friends love to do a
Speaker 1: baby voice, and I don't love any voice. I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey, baby voice. And that's one minute. I
Speaker 1: agree with you. I think there's there's one person you're
Speaker 1: that you're referring to in particular. There must be can
Speaker 1: can I say their name? Go ahead? Sudie Green. Sudie
Speaker 1: Green loves baby voice, and maybe you were. She loves
Speaker 1: to send me videos of babies, and I don't love
Speaker 1: baby voice and baby. I gotta say, I think I'm
Speaker 1: with you. I don't know who knew this was going
Speaker 1: to be called out culture even sometimes can say this
Speaker 1: is a take, this is a take. You're a cruel bow.
Speaker 1: What I'm gonna be I'm gonna I'm gonna out myself
Speaker 1: as as a heartless motherfucker. Sometimes when I get a
Speaker 1: video of my niece. I'm like, Okay, I don't care
Speaker 1: about videos of anyone's baby because I'm so sorry. I
Speaker 1: love my niece so goddamn much. I don't a person,
Speaker 1: not a comedian, you don't always want to see her
Speaker 1: like do ship? You know what I'm saying. You're not
Speaker 1: looking for her latest ship. I'm sorry, but there you go.
Speaker 1: Ellie has not formed her comedic voice. No, And it's
Speaker 1: actually a detriment to her to send you videos because
Speaker 1: now this is part of her that legacy. Remember that
Speaker 1: one time I, like, you know, played the piano in
Speaker 1: a weird way, like yeah, but that like, now that's
Speaker 1: cannon and now that's like it's it's part of your legacy,
Speaker 1: and right, we're gonna have to reckon with that at
Speaker 1: some point. It's like, especially in culture now when everything
Speaker 1: gets on the internet, like people, these babies might get
Speaker 1: canceled for videos of them as babies later on when
Speaker 1: they were adults trying to make a comedic career. Happened
Speaker 1: because they were garbage when they were babies, because baby
Speaker 1: humor isn't funny. Actually stopped talking to me in a
Speaker 1: baby voice. Now, I love I actually love seeing Ellie
Speaker 1: all the time. That sucks that you do that, because
Speaker 1: you just said otherwise. You just said otherwise, and now
Speaker 1: here you are. That was taken out of context. No,
Speaker 1: you said it. We were fucking here. No, I said
Speaker 1: in a world where anyway. Okay, that's that's that's a beautiful.
Speaker 1: I think somebody that brave. Thank you, I really, I
Speaker 1: just like I can handle it with baby stuff. All right,
Speaker 1: So this is gonna be Bowen Yang's I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: And in fact, his time starts now. I don't think
Speaker 1: they standing at an angle in an elevator, bitch, face
Speaker 1: the front, motherfucker. Last night, I go, I go home
Speaker 1: with my parents. Were up the elevator. These drunk assholes
Speaker 1: come in to go to the rooftop. Its PM. They go,
Speaker 1: can you hit the roof please? They needed my fob
Speaker 1: to scan them up to the roof. I go, and
Speaker 1: I was, I was a bitch, and I go, I
Speaker 1: think the roof closes at ten, and it was, yeah,
Speaker 1: but our parties up there still, so we have to
Speaker 1: clean up. And I go, okay, scan the fob and
Speaker 1: then what they do is they stand at an angle
Speaker 1: to face me as a bullying tactic. I think I
Speaker 1: was with my parents. My parents like they sandwich to
Speaker 1: my mom. It was so weird. It was just this weird,
Speaker 1: crazy like formation. And I was like, this is bad
Speaker 1: and this actually makes all of us uncomfortable and out
Speaker 1: of our elements. You are distorting reality for fifteens And
Speaker 1: how dare you when I will put you on blast
Speaker 1: on my podcast listen to buy thou since and sir,
Speaker 1: I will meet you in the field and love will win.
Speaker 1: And I'm quoting Marian and most of I don't think so, Hona. Yeah, honestly,
Speaker 1: that sounds like a billion tactic um. Elevator um stances
Speaker 1: are very important. You have to remember you're not in there.
Speaker 1: You face front. It's been that way since, bitch, since
Speaker 1: elevators weren't. We got it, We figured it out already.
Speaker 1: There's no like remix remix unless it's a two sided
Speaker 1: door elevator situation. But it wasn't a taste. But if
Speaker 1: what if? I was like, I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: my traumatic childhood and I talked about all the things
Speaker 1: I went through. Can I just riff for one? Can
Speaker 1: I say one thing about elevator culture? Something I've realized
Speaker 1: about myself I can't be in an elevator with a
Speaker 1: romantic or sexual partner without it becoming a full thing.
Speaker 1: I have tooke up in the elevator, even if if
Speaker 1: it's if it's if it's just an else. I'm just saying, like,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. My grandma was there, my mom was there.
Speaker 1: Everybody was looking at us, and they were asking us
Speaker 1: for money, and I was hooking up. But if we're
Speaker 1: avator together, if we're an elevator together and you are
Speaker 1: my partner, yeah, and we're not trying to hook up
Speaker 1: with me when the doors closed, it's really crazy and
Speaker 1: we are in a fight now when the door opens,
Speaker 1: get off me off. So now it's time for Alice's
Speaker 1: I don't think it's really hard. I have been so
Speaker 1: nervous about this. You can do sement. This is such
Speaker 1: a you can just do your traumatic childhood. It's fine.
Speaker 1: I know, like, it's well, okay, happening now have I started?
Speaker 1: Oh no, this is Alice Weaterloands. I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: your time starts now. Okay, I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: your hero, whatever it is, I don't hear what it is.
Speaker 1: This isn't the way we do things anymore. We get
Speaker 1: fine if you appreciate the art and you have to
Speaker 1: separate it from the artist or whatever, but like, stop
Speaker 1: every time somebody does a thing being like, well I
Speaker 1: like him though so and then defending everybody is a
Speaker 1: fucking human who has sucked up. Everyone is bad and
Speaker 1: if they're famous, they're definitely bad. We're famous, they're evil.
Speaker 1: End of story is includes me, so fucking go and
Speaker 1: like it's not like you're like, oh my god, you
Speaker 1: get something from that. You get something from like the
Speaker 1: Sniggers and they're like, yeah, Mars is my ship. I
Speaker 1: love Mars and everything Mars. Does you say anything about Mars?
Speaker 1: It sucks. No, we just only fucking like a Snickers bar.
Speaker 1: That's fine. So they just get your heroes and knock
Speaker 1: them out the fucking pedestal because it's punk rock bit
Speaker 1: and that's one minute. You know what. I've actually rarely
Speaker 1: met a hero and been satisfied. It's horrible, even people,
Speaker 1: even people slightble. It's a horror store. I met Paula Tompkins,
Speaker 1: who was my comedy hero now not my hero anymore
Speaker 1: because he's my fucking friend. Yeah, it sucks, especially he's
Speaker 1: too nice. He's a he's a good person, but only
Speaker 1: to your friends at your heroes exactly like where you're like, no,
Speaker 1: that's a good dude. Actually meeting there's only one way
Speaker 1: to go when you meet your hero, which is down,
Speaker 1: which is whether they disappoint you so much or they
Speaker 1: become your peer and then you're like, well, fun, now
Speaker 1: this sucks. Who look, I don't look up to anybody
Speaker 1: any Yeah, yeah, I don't look up to anyone. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think maybe because of Paul. It's like that it's
Speaker 1: the one exception where he really was and the lovely person.
Speaker 1: But like then there's Paul, and then that leaves everybody else. Damn.
Speaker 1: You're right, Paul is great. And that's a shout out
Speaker 1: to Paul Tompkins. And this episode, the White Pitch Narrative.
Speaker 1: White Pitch Narrative has been so fun and we have
Speaker 1: covered all the ground and what a fucking joy that
Speaker 1: we got you in here. It's your gorgeous Scarlett Johanson asked,
Speaker 1: thank you. It is perky. I woke up and I
Speaker 1: was like, what are you gonna be today? You know,
Speaker 1: and I'm going to be actually I'm going to up.
Speaker 1: I'm caffinated. Yeah, I mean I had a cold bruin.
Speaker 1: I'm killing as well. Um. August Special as they say,
Speaker 1: drops drops as they say, Um, we love Alice so much.
Speaker 1: Please find her, follow her. Don't make your hero because
Speaker 1: you've dippointed. Every episode he gets unded with the song
Speaker 1: Allah Girls, Pap Papa and Wow. Okay, so we didn't
Speaker 1: see a mad bit? Did you see a mad ho?
Speaker 1: Is she mad? I don't know. I think the other
Speaker 1: hose math. Is it like a mad Hatter situation where
Speaker 1: she's like actually a meteleo to be continued. To be
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