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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast.

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Speaker 2: Morning show, the fifty Minute Morning Show podcast.

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Speaker 1: Here we go, we got room, we got Scotty bee

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Speaker 1: over in the Serial Killers podcast. Boom, We've got Gandhi. Hell,

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Speaker 1: we've got that crumb bum, Scarry Joe, You're.

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Speaker 2: A crumb bum.

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Speaker 1: And there's Garrett, and there's Danielle straight Night, and I'm

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Speaker 1: your hostess with the mostess.

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Speaker 2: Let's go. Where do you want to start?

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Speaker 3: Well, I wanted to bring something up, and Scotty, you're

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Speaker 3: okay if we talk about this?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, some big deal.

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Speaker 3: So we had what he had an incident yesterday, which

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Speaker 3: I think they would call a missed connection on Craigslist.

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Speaker 2: Do you remember the miss connections?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I saw you on the train. You were hot.

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Speaker 1: I wanted to get your number, but I got off

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Speaker 1: the train and you weren't there.

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Speaker 3: So, Scotty, if you did the audio version of your misconnection, yeah,

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Speaker 3: what would it sound like right now?

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Speaker 5: Hey, blonde woman at California Pizza Kitchen in Huntington last night.

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Speaker 5: I know we looked at each other and you were

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Speaker 5: eating by yourself, and I wanted to say hello, but

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Speaker 5: I was scared because I have no balls and I

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Speaker 5: didn't what's up?

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Speaker 4: Can we readjust that? Can you take out the no

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Speaker 4: ball's part?

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Speaker 1: It kind of ruins everything because she wants she probably

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Speaker 1: wants to take someone.

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Speaker 3: I no.

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Speaker 5: I came out of the bathroom and she was sitting

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Speaker 5: there eating a salad buffalo chicken salad or whatever they were,

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Speaker 5: your chicken salad by herself, and I was like, damn,

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Speaker 5: she's really cute, and like I caught her eye as

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Speaker 5: I was walking around the corner from the bathroom and

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Speaker 5: I smiled, and I didn't look long enough to see

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Speaker 5: if she smiled back because I was scared. So then

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Speaker 5: I just sat back down with my daughter and I

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Speaker 5: I was gonna tell my server, because I know the server.

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Speaker 5: I'm like, listen, I'm not going to say anything to

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Speaker 5: her because I'm scared. But here's my credit card, just

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Speaker 5: run it. I want to pay for her. After I left,

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Speaker 5: I was like, damn it, why didn't I do that?

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Speaker 5: And you know, I just I don't know. It was

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Speaker 5: it was a missed opportunity and I feel like she

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Speaker 5: was put there for a reason and I screwed it

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Speaker 5: up again.

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Speaker 2: I don't think I think she'll go back. I have

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Speaker 2: to eat there every day.

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Speaker 5: I go there a lot, and I've never seen her

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Speaker 5: eating there by herself. I mean, look, she could have

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Speaker 5: been married. I didn't look at her hand.

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Speaker 2: And may come back every day now just to see you.

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Speaker 6: Oh, maybe go back today, just see what happened.

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Speaker 2: Maybe she saw that you were with your daughter.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and maybe she's like hmm, I know, but a

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Speaker 1: lot of people like single dads too, So yeah, I

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Speaker 1: don't know.

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 5: I just I was very annoyed with myself and I

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Speaker 5: was tossing and turning all night, like, what an idiot?

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Speaker 2: Why don't I here you go? You're obsessing over someone again?

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Speaker 4: He overthinks the crazy.

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Speaker 3: Can we also back up? Can you give him a

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Speaker 3: pep talk on this con the confidence thing? We've been

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Speaker 3: trying to help him.

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Speaker 4: I kind of at this point, I fear he may

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Speaker 4: be unhelpable because we've tried so many times. We keep

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Speaker 4: telling him to stop saying, he has no balls, and

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Speaker 4: he's scared, and he's a whimp and a whisty and

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Speaker 4: like all these things. Nobody likes that, nobody wants to

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Speaker 4: hear that, and you're not those things.

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Speaker 2: Do you really think do you really think you are

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Speaker 2: those things. You know what I mean?

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Speaker 5: I I sometimes I do, but I go back to

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Speaker 5: the that other girl that I direct messaged, and I

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Speaker 5: would never do that in my life, but I did it,

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Speaker 5: and it worked. It worked for a second until you.

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Speaker 4: Started getting all on a whim.

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Speaker 5: I don't.

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Speaker 6: Believe is constantly telling the kids, don't even put that

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Speaker 6: into the universe. Don't say those things out loud, because

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Speaker 6: then those things become reality and you get them in

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Speaker 6: your head and you put that out in the universe,

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Speaker 6: and that's what the universe gives back. Don't do it.

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Speaker 5: But then you know what, He's British. She's gonna throw

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Speaker 5: barbecue chicken at me and my kids there, and you.

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Speaker 1: Know what, You've already You've already totally ruined everything. Move

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Speaker 1: on to go to another a chain restaurant I usually do.

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Speaker 7: Why don't you start with the waitress and see if

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Speaker 7: the waitress knows her?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, maybe she's a regular.

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Speaker 5: I can do that, but I'm saying where I'm very regular,

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Speaker 5: and I've never seen her there before.

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Speaker 2: Were about to say, gandhi, what I was gonna say?

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Speaker 4: Just an example of him overthinking things. Do you know

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Speaker 4: what this man texted me this morning. What he walked

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Speaker 4: by and he poked me in the side and I

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Speaker 4: sort of like sat up and I made the little

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Speaker 4: heart symbol at him and he didn't do it back.

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Speaker 4: So I started like sort of rolled my eyes. At

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Speaker 4: the same time he poked Sam. He text me, are

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Speaker 4: you upset that I poked Sam after I poked you?

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Speaker 4: Because it negated the poke that.

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Speaker 1: I gave you.

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Speaker 4: I said, Scotty, what the fuck are you talking about?

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Speaker 3: Right?

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Speaker 2: You're a tragedy. You know what You'm this is tragedy.

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Speaker 2: This is what else?

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Speaker 5: I texted Gandha yesterday. I was I was at Lululemon

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Speaker 5: yesterday and so I was standing at the counter and

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Speaker 5: there was a girl in front of me that was

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Speaker 5: at the register and she was cute, really cute. And

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Speaker 5: so the woman at the regis says, yes, can I

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Speaker 5: have your phone number for you know, whatever rewards or

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Speaker 5: whatever it is. So I'm listening, and I remembered her

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Speaker 5: phone number.

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Speaker 4: God is craepy memori card, He said, to be creepy

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Speaker 4: if I texted her.

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Speaker 2: Capital letters not.

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Speaker 5: No, I don't think I never would have done that,

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Speaker 5: but you know there's people that do that.

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Speaker 2: I gary to you there's people out here for you're

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Speaker 2: one of them. You remembered her number? I did.

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Speaker 4: He also remembered her first and last name, and contemplated

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Speaker 4: sliding into the DMS. And I said, okay, if you

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Speaker 4: do that, do not say you were behind her in line?

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Speaker 2: Did you find her?

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Speaker 5: I didn't. I couldn't find her.

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Speaker 1: I know. But how do you say anything in DMS

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Speaker 1: If you don't tell them how you've seen them?

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Speaker 4: People like you just Hey, your you don't know me?

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Speaker 4: This is attractive.

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Speaker 7: One of my friends recently, and she she was at

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Speaker 7: a bar giving her phone number to a guy, and

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Speaker 7: a third dude at the bar heard her number and

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Speaker 7: then slid into her DMS, saying, hey, couldn't help, but

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Speaker 7: notice how to shoot my shot?

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Speaker 2: And she's like blocked, that is, but he tried. He did.

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Speaker 2: He shot his shot. Yeah, shot down. But let's say

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Speaker 2: you did.

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Speaker 3: Say, Hey, excuse me, miss, I see you dining alone

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Speaker 3: from across the room. From across the room, I'm staring

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Speaker 3: at you.

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Speaker 2: Would you want to go out sometime? I mean?

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Speaker 3: And she says no, would you at least be comfortable

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Speaker 3: with the fact that you tried? Yes, but I would

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Speaker 3: have to leave immediately. With your daughter. Yes, with my.

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Speaker 2: Credit card, with your daughter. Let her pay you wait

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Speaker 2: in the car.

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Speaker 4: It's so when Scotty sent me that text message, Brandon

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Speaker 4: is in town. So I read it to Brandon and

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Speaker 4: We'rennon goes, that is not real. Scotty's not a real humans.

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Speaker 4: This isn't actually happening. I had to show him the

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Speaker 4: text message. He goes, Oh my God, tell him not

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Speaker 4: to do that. I said, I already did.

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Speaker 1: Don't worry, See Scotty, Scott is not Scotty.

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Speaker 2: You know nothing about life. You're correct, study I know it.

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Speaker 2: You know it's not easy.

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Speaker 4: But you know what, what if.

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Speaker 6: Put yourself in your daughter's shoes, your daughter's dating, some

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Speaker 6: guy does that to your daughter exactly how you feel.

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Speaker 2: I'm just I'm just cringing at her dating.

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Speaker 3: Okay.

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Speaker 4: I just think this the single sexiest successory anybody has

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Speaker 4: his confidence and you got to work on it because

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Speaker 4: you're a great guy, Scottie. You have so much going

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Speaker 4: for you.

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Speaker 2: Trying to build it. I'm trying.

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Speaker 4: I don't think you are.

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Speaker 7: Give it a few years and then you know your

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Speaker 7: daughter y, Yeah, you know, I'll tell you why your.

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Speaker 5: Daughter doesn't have that much time a cholesterol is so

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Speaker 5: high gets you to some of her friends.

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Speaker 2: In a few years, I'm telling you this is how

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Speaker 2: it's gonna go serious.

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Speaker 1: Scar Nuts, scary old.

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Speaker 2: He'll be when his daughter is twenty three. He's a zaddy.

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Speaker 2: He'll always be zaddy. Oh my god, I got one.

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Speaker 2: We're talking about twenty three. Let's end early. I need

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Speaker 2: a shower. I need a shower where I go. This

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Speaker 2: is just it's just so creepy. Oh God, goodbye, I laughed.

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