1 00:00:00,800 --> 00:00:03,120 Speaker 1: Hey man, welcome back to the eighty five Ship Show. 2 00:00:03,120 --> 00:00:05,000 Speaker 1: We are live here at the twenty twenty four b 3 00:00:05,120 --> 00:00:10,840 Speaker 1: ET Awards b ET Experience b E T, b E 4 00:00:10,920 --> 00:00:16,560 Speaker 1: T Black Entertainment Television and this comedians. We gotta talk 5 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:19,240 Speaker 1: to some comedians and we only talking the top tier comedians, 6 00:00:19,440 --> 00:00:20,959 Speaker 1: some of the best in the game. I'm talking about 7 00:00:20,960 --> 00:00:27,800 Speaker 1: the Elite Unit Sniper Seal Team Green Berets of comedy. 8 00:00:28,960 --> 00:00:31,400 Speaker 1: But this dude's so talented with the with the comedy 9 00:00:31,400 --> 00:00:34,400 Speaker 1: bred He's really just an entertainer at this point because 10 00:00:34,440 --> 00:00:37,240 Speaker 1: it goes far beyond comedy. None other than the world 11 00:00:37,240 --> 00:00:40,760 Speaker 1: with now Apon Crockett is here with that today. 12 00:00:40,520 --> 00:00:42,920 Speaker 2: Man, Carlos. Now, thank y'all. 13 00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:43,080 Speaker 3: Man. 14 00:00:43,159 --> 00:00:45,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, buy South, the biggest brand in the game right now. 15 00:00:45,960 --> 00:00:46,880 Speaker 2: Talk your shit. 16 00:00:47,159 --> 00:00:49,920 Speaker 4: I'm talking your shit, Okay, that's what Listen When I 17 00:00:49,960 --> 00:00:53,040 Speaker 4: tell y'all, I'm proud like because I saw it. I 18 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:55,960 Speaker 4: saw it. I saw when y'all started this joint and 19 00:00:56,040 --> 00:00:59,760 Speaker 4: y'all was at Chuckles doing live shows in Memphis and 20 00:00:59,800 --> 00:01:03,800 Speaker 4: then just grew this whole brand to arena level. As 21 00:01:03,800 --> 00:01:06,520 Speaker 4: somebody that's been in the game since ninety four. You 22 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:09,240 Speaker 4: don't see that, you know, what I mean. Yeah, shout 23 00:01:09,240 --> 00:01:11,200 Speaker 4: out to the Kings of comedy because they found a 24 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:13,960 Speaker 4: lane back then to do it. And of course Kevin 25 00:01:13,959 --> 00:01:16,160 Speaker 4: Hart and you know, we have some examples. But what 26 00:01:16,360 --> 00:01:22,160 Speaker 4: y'all have done without using material freestyle comedy at its 27 00:01:22,160 --> 00:01:26,520 Speaker 4: finance in arenas brouh, y'all change the game. 28 00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:29,959 Speaker 1: I'm inspired. Thank you, brother, I'm inspired. Thank you brother. 29 00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:32,640 Speaker 1: That means a lot coming from you, man, Thank you brother. 30 00:01:32,720 --> 00:01:33,440 Speaker 1: Hell yeah, how you. 31 00:01:33,440 --> 00:01:36,720 Speaker 4: Been I've been I've been well, I've been better. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 32 00:01:36,760 --> 00:01:37,319 Speaker 4: I've been better. 33 00:01:37,360 --> 00:01:37,520 Speaker 5: Man. 34 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:38,959 Speaker 2: You know, we go through ups and downs. 35 00:01:38,959 --> 00:01:39,080 Speaker 5: Man. 36 00:01:39,160 --> 00:01:42,880 Speaker 2: I think as entertainers, we try to be too cool 37 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:43,520 Speaker 2: all the time. 38 00:01:43,800 --> 00:01:47,800 Speaker 4: Right, everything is flashy and everything is about what's popping 39 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:50,040 Speaker 4: and with the red carpets and all that type of stuff. 40 00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:52,720 Speaker 4: But nah, man, you know we're talking a lot about 41 00:01:52,720 --> 00:01:55,400 Speaker 4: mental health these days, but it ain't. 42 00:01:55,520 --> 00:01:56,240 Speaker 2: It ain't new to me. 43 00:01:56,520 --> 00:01:59,400 Speaker 4: Like I'm always monitoring my mental health and just making 44 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:00,320 Speaker 4: sure I'm good. 45 00:02:00,360 --> 00:02:03,120 Speaker 3: Say, but you said you've been in since ninety four, 46 00:02:03,240 --> 00:02:04,480 Speaker 3: Like you know what I'm saying. You said it, like, 47 00:02:04,920 --> 00:02:07,600 Speaker 3: but the beast relevant still at this point, Like well, 48 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:08,920 Speaker 3: like when he. 49 00:02:08,960 --> 00:02:10,720 Speaker 5: Said that, I was like I got too much great, 50 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:22,359 Speaker 5: I got too much. I'm saying, Smiffer got vampire blood. Nigga, nigga, you. 51 00:02:22,320 --> 00:02:25,079 Speaker 2: Know positive thinking that I'm gonna be real with you. 52 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:27,600 Speaker 4: Positive thinking take you a long way, and it stays 53 00:02:27,639 --> 00:02:30,720 Speaker 4: off your face and the age stays off your face. 54 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:34,079 Speaker 4: If you take negativity out your fucking life, and that's 55 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:38,040 Speaker 4: negative people, and that's negative disposition in your mind, take 56 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:39,919 Speaker 4: that ship and throw it away. 57 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:44,160 Speaker 1: Absolutely sense, absolutely stress. That might be the hardest ship 58 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:48,919 Speaker 1: that's been said this whole weekend. Negative thinking, negative people. 59 00:02:49,639 --> 00:02:52,400 Speaker 1: Even if you don't engage, just being around the negative, 60 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:54,240 Speaker 1: mother is cut off. 61 00:02:55,480 --> 00:02:55,720 Speaker 5: Bruh. 62 00:02:55,760 --> 00:02:58,120 Speaker 1: You know when they come to baby Mama's. The only 63 00:02:58,200 --> 00:03:00,560 Speaker 1: quote that stands out to me is buy some bad. 64 00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:02,840 Speaker 1: I don't even fuck with George W. 65 00:03:02,919 --> 00:03:08,000 Speaker 5: Bush. He said, we do not negotiate with terror is 66 00:03:08,040 --> 00:03:08,440 Speaker 5: a fact. 67 00:03:10,040 --> 00:03:11,480 Speaker 2: That's the best thing that Nigga said. 68 00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:14,840 Speaker 5: That's the that's the hardest quote. You're up the century 69 00:03:14,880 --> 00:03:16,400 Speaker 5: from old w. 70 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:20,200 Speaker 1: And they are definitely terrorists. Man, come on, yeah, I'm 71 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:24,320 Speaker 1: living with a couple of terrorists, energy vampires. 72 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:26,760 Speaker 2: What suck your soul? 73 00:03:27,680 --> 00:03:30,880 Speaker 5: That that's a whole nother show. That's a whole. 74 00:03:32,160 --> 00:03:32,960 Speaker 2: That's a whole. 75 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:34,560 Speaker 5: Man. 76 00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:36,720 Speaker 1: What you're looking forward to this week and anybody you're 77 00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:39,080 Speaker 1: looking forward to seeing perform or I'm. 78 00:03:38,960 --> 00:03:41,800 Speaker 4: Being honest, I mean outside of Will Smith performing, you know, 79 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:44,240 Speaker 4: because he don't get enough credit for his music. I 80 00:03:44,280 --> 00:03:48,200 Speaker 4: think that nigga's the listen. He came from hip hop 81 00:03:49,040 --> 00:03:51,600 Speaker 4: fresh it became the box office king. 82 00:03:52,880 --> 00:03:54,080 Speaker 2: For twenty years. 83 00:03:55,280 --> 00:03:56,960 Speaker 4: We don't talk about Will Smith and no, we don't 84 00:03:56,960 --> 00:03:59,360 Speaker 4: put enough respect on his name. But he's performing tomorrow 85 00:03:59,360 --> 00:04:03,600 Speaker 4: on the music too. But Bad Boys for Life just dropped, 86 00:04:03,640 --> 00:04:06,920 Speaker 4: and him and Martin already a billion dollars worldwide, right, Like, 87 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:08,600 Speaker 4: stop stopped playing with his name. 88 00:04:08,560 --> 00:04:11,360 Speaker 1: When he in movies, I call him Will Smith when 89 00:04:11,400 --> 00:04:12,800 Speaker 1: he rapping, he the fresh Prince. 90 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:13,560 Speaker 2: That's valid. 91 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:15,840 Speaker 5: I thought I was just biased by doing that. 92 00:04:16,080 --> 00:04:18,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's valid. That's I mean, that's when you fuck me. 93 00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:20,320 Speaker 5: Up because I didn't even know he was performing. I 94 00:04:20,320 --> 00:04:21,480 Speaker 5: thought that was just a rumor. 95 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:24,039 Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, he's I mean he's been posting it 96 00:04:24,080 --> 00:04:28,320 Speaker 4: on his on his page like he's rehearsing with Sunday Service. Yeah, 97 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:31,400 Speaker 4: they got a new song out with them, and I'm 98 00:04:31,440 --> 00:04:33,479 Speaker 4: looking forward to that. But I'm this ain't no cap 99 00:04:33,600 --> 00:04:37,560 Speaker 4: like I'm I'm happy to be here with y'all. Word Like, 100 00:04:37,640 --> 00:04:39,719 Speaker 4: all this other stuff is great, and I'm talking to 101 00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:43,320 Speaker 4: people and that's great. But I told my folks, I said, 102 00:04:43,320 --> 00:04:45,400 Speaker 4: eighty five South, that's what I want to sit out with, man. 103 00:04:45,560 --> 00:04:47,719 Speaker 4: So that's that's what I was looking forward to. And 104 00:04:47,760 --> 00:04:50,120 Speaker 4: now that I've seen y'all, I'm only looking forward to. 105 00:04:51,760 --> 00:04:54,000 Speaker 5: That's what's up? Man? Man? You back out on the 106 00:04:54,080 --> 00:04:55,000 Speaker 5: road or what what's up? 107 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:55,840 Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, yeah yeah. 108 00:04:55,839 --> 00:04:59,599 Speaker 4: I'll be in Raley next month, Chicago. I'm out here cooking, man. 109 00:04:59,839 --> 00:05:01,479 Speaker 4: And I don't know if y'all seeing a hip hop 110 00:05:01,480 --> 00:05:02,560 Speaker 4: story my movie. 111 00:05:02,320 --> 00:05:05,040 Speaker 3: Oh nigga, you did your motherfucking things I have seen, Man, 112 00:05:05,440 --> 00:05:07,360 Speaker 3: what's the b the best impersonation? 113 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:07,720 Speaker 2: You think? 114 00:05:07,760 --> 00:05:08,719 Speaker 3: You don't ever did. 115 00:05:09,279 --> 00:05:12,640 Speaker 4: A hip hop story? Because I played thirteen fourteen people 116 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:13,240 Speaker 4: in the movie. 117 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:16,839 Speaker 3: But that's what I'm saying out of the Yeah, yeah, yeah. 118 00:05:17,160 --> 00:05:19,360 Speaker 4: I'm gonna go Cornell West because that was the biggest 119 00:05:19,480 --> 00:05:23,520 Speaker 4: reaction in the movie. People was bent over laughing at 120 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:26,320 Speaker 4: that ship. And it's had a hip hop story dot com. 121 00:05:26,320 --> 00:05:28,680 Speaker 4: Now I went right to the people. But you gotta 122 00:05:28,760 --> 00:05:31,200 Speaker 4: check it out. I was You're just wast proud of me. 123 00:05:31,279 --> 00:05:33,240 Speaker 1: I just been tied up and then I was doing 124 00:05:33,279 --> 00:05:36,520 Speaker 1: College Hill. I was gone, oh yeah, I'm seeing the 125 00:05:36,560 --> 00:05:39,040 Speaker 1: clip road. So I've been seeing the clips. You was 126 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:41,680 Speaker 1: being real Carlos on there. Yeah, absolutely, I love it. 127 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:44,000 Speaker 2: Absolutely, I said, that's my nigga. 128 00:05:44,640 --> 00:05:46,880 Speaker 1: I wanted to always ask you, like, what's your process 129 00:05:46,920 --> 00:05:49,000 Speaker 1: when you developing your characters, because, like you said, you 130 00:05:49,040 --> 00:05:51,039 Speaker 1: do so many. It's like, are you one of those 131 00:05:51,040 --> 00:05:53,719 Speaker 1: people who can just see it and it's locked in, 132 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:56,680 Speaker 1: or you do extensive research and watch a bunch of 133 00:05:56,680 --> 00:05:57,640 Speaker 1: hours of footage or what. 134 00:05:57,800 --> 00:05:59,320 Speaker 4: No, for most of them, I could just kind of 135 00:05:59,320 --> 00:06:03,440 Speaker 4: see it. I've been observing. See that's crazy. Yeah, I've been. 136 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:04,960 Speaker 4: I've just been observing since I was a kid. Like 137 00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:07,720 Speaker 4: I'm one of those people that don't say much. I 138 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:10,800 Speaker 4: just watch and I see you. You are like that too. 139 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:15,120 Speaker 4: I'll watch motherfuckers and just see what their nuances are. 140 00:06:16,520 --> 00:06:18,760 Speaker 4: When I do impressions, I be seeing people soul for 141 00:06:18,760 --> 00:06:21,560 Speaker 4: some reason. It ain't just about their mannerisms and how 142 00:06:21,560 --> 00:06:24,120 Speaker 4: they sound. I see their soul. So when I portray them, 143 00:06:24,320 --> 00:06:26,160 Speaker 4: I don't try to portray them in a funny way. 144 00:06:26,200 --> 00:06:27,839 Speaker 2: I just try to do it like an actor would. 145 00:06:29,279 --> 00:06:30,760 Speaker 2: I just the reality. 146 00:06:30,360 --> 00:06:31,760 Speaker 3: Comedy just natural. 147 00:06:31,839 --> 00:06:34,479 Speaker 2: The reality comedy comes from the reality. 148 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:36,839 Speaker 1: See, that's what makes that's what really brings the ship 149 00:06:36,839 --> 00:06:38,880 Speaker 1: to life. Though it's like, not only do you do 150 00:06:38,960 --> 00:06:41,560 Speaker 1: the voice, you get the mannerisms and and even the 151 00:06:41,640 --> 00:06:44,880 Speaker 1: little the little touches that you the comedic touches that 152 00:06:44,920 --> 00:06:48,200 Speaker 1: you add, don't it's like it still fits what you're doing, 153 00:06:48,240 --> 00:06:48,799 Speaker 1: so big. 154 00:06:48,640 --> 00:06:50,800 Speaker 2: Salute, thank you. 155 00:06:50,880 --> 00:06:52,680 Speaker 5: It ain't a whole lot of us that really get. 156 00:06:52,800 --> 00:06:56,279 Speaker 3: I still think that's the one, that's the one, that's 157 00:06:56,279 --> 00:06:56,599 Speaker 3: the one. 158 00:06:56,600 --> 00:06:59,599 Speaker 5: I leads the movie exactly. 159 00:06:59,720 --> 00:07:03,720 Speaker 1: But yoga in tidy whities my favorite, my favorite one 160 00:07:03,720 --> 00:07:06,239 Speaker 1: one though, the one Nigga makes me laugh all the time. 161 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:08,080 Speaker 5: Fucking Maya Angelou. 162 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:14,160 Speaker 2: Oh Nigga Haiti Pang Haiti pang. 163 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:21,360 Speaker 6: Eighty pang doesn't matter which way you go on eighty 164 00:07:21,520 --> 00:07:27,080 Speaker 6: pan eighty furs, but of course eighty five sound. 165 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:29,640 Speaker 2: That ship is crazy man, where. 166 00:07:29,440 --> 00:07:35,440 Speaker 6: Everyone needs to heitie have heady pg I wish I mean, 167 00:07:35,560 --> 00:07:37,240 Speaker 6: ask how old am I I say? 168 00:07:37,320 --> 00:07:37,840 Speaker 2: Eighty p. 169 00:07:41,640 --> 00:07:43,560 Speaker 5: I wish we had some hairy tub and. 170 00:07:46,360 --> 00:07:53,640 Speaker 2: Ship. Now, Now, what are the funniest comedians about? 171 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:54,080 Speaker 5: Half? 172 00:07:56,640 --> 00:07:58,440 Speaker 6: If you don't know its name, you better know it. 173 00:07:58,640 --> 00:08:04,960 Speaker 6: Han before you can't afford him. Kind thos smeller cairdlos. 174 00:08:06,240 --> 00:08:15,400 Speaker 2: Thank you. That's right, beautifully blank time. 175 00:08:16,520 --> 00:08:19,440 Speaker 3: When she's singing any sexy red songs or no, when 176 00:08:19,480 --> 00:08:20,880 Speaker 3: she singing any sexy red. 177 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:32,280 Speaker 6: My beauty hole, I can't, I can't, I can't do it. 178 00:08:33,360 --> 00:08:34,280 Speaker 2: There's another dude. 179 00:08:34,679 --> 00:08:36,680 Speaker 4: There's another dude on the gram that be doing that 180 00:08:36,720 --> 00:08:38,440 Speaker 4: ship with the lyrics that ain't me. 181 00:08:40,640 --> 00:08:48,720 Speaker 5: Yeah, you be doing it, but I can't take this ship. Boy. 182 00:08:52,280 --> 00:08:57,040 Speaker 6: Oh the way, petty fang, you're gonna be hearing that 183 00:08:57,080 --> 00:08:57,840 Speaker 6: ship in your heads. 184 00:08:58,400 --> 00:08:59,320 Speaker 5: It's stuck in there. 185 00:08:59,600 --> 00:08:59,920 Speaker 2: Holo. 186 00:09:01,520 --> 00:09:05,479 Speaker 4: Man, Oh that's a legend right then, you ain't a man, legendary. 187 00:09:05,559 --> 00:09:07,360 Speaker 2: What's up going on? 188 00:09:09,320 --> 00:09:10,960 Speaker 5: We got to get you over here later. 189 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:15,200 Speaker 1: Ship most definitely, bro Man one of the greatest producers 190 00:09:15,240 --> 00:09:16,240 Speaker 1: of all time. Bro. 191 00:09:16,559 --> 00:09:19,760 Speaker 5: She may throw some ds what he made that I know, 192 00:09:20,880 --> 00:09:21,680 Speaker 5: throw some dude. 193 00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:26,840 Speaker 1: Hey man, it's a line in this song that needs 194 00:09:26,880 --> 00:09:28,839 Speaker 1: to be in the Library of Congress. 195 00:09:29,200 --> 00:09:29,680 Speaker 2: Talk to me. 196 00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:34,280 Speaker 1: I never slipped, I never fall a lot of me 197 00:09:34,360 --> 00:09:39,120 Speaker 1: ain't no man, and that's all every freak ship. 198 00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:41,480 Speaker 5: Have a picture of my dick on a wall? 199 00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:43,839 Speaker 2: Yeah, what. 200 00:09:45,679 --> 00:09:48,000 Speaker 5: That is? You makes you go up with freaking house. 201 00:09:48,040 --> 00:09:50,080 Speaker 5: I'm like, man, what's that? Oh that's poor little bit. 202 00:09:52,360 --> 00:09:56,920 Speaker 2: That real freek He got a platinum dick and diamond balls. 203 00:09:56,960 --> 00:09:58,280 Speaker 5: Bitch, don't mind. 204 00:09:58,320 --> 00:09:59,080 Speaker 3: Man, just laid down. 205 00:09:59,559 --> 00:10:07,600 Speaker 2: Laid down, you worry about he earned that spot working. 206 00:10:07,679 --> 00:10:09,840 Speaker 5: They go and find the tour dates and all that. 207 00:10:09,960 --> 00:10:13,920 Speaker 4: Man, Just go to my page on Instagram at apon 208 00:10:14,040 --> 00:10:16,600 Speaker 4: Crockett and go to a hip hop story dot com 209 00:10:16,600 --> 00:10:20,760 Speaker 4: and down ranch purchase it. It's a vibe man and 210 00:10:20,760 --> 00:10:23,559 Speaker 4: shout out. Also, Microphone Masters is another stand up series 211 00:10:23,559 --> 00:10:25,200 Speaker 4: I created with Xfinity. 212 00:10:25,240 --> 00:10:25,840 Speaker 2: And uh. 213 00:10:27,720 --> 00:10:32,960 Speaker 4: Yeahs Ryan g Kenichia bus Yeah Crackert presents Microphone Masters. 214 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:36,360 Speaker 4: So I'm out here cooking, man, I'm to stay relevant. 215 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:40,480 Speaker 5: Man, hey, man as always much loved. Bro. Already you 216 00:10:40,559 --> 00:10:42,320 Speaker 5: got going on. We got to get you back on 217 00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:43,040 Speaker 5: the show man. 218 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:45,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, I gotta come down to the A and get 219 00:10:45,040 --> 00:10:46,319 Speaker 2: on the couch. Man, just rock with you. 220 00:10:46,640 --> 00:10:49,160 Speaker 5: Come on, you gotta give us another dance fight story 221 00:10:49,280 --> 00:10:50,000 Speaker 5: to man. 222 00:10:51,600 --> 00:10:54,560 Speaker 2: That was crazy, yeah and real, it was very real. 223 00:10:55,080 --> 00:10:57,560 Speaker 1: Absolutely, Now that's the next move. We might have to 224 00:10:57,600 --> 00:10:59,960 Speaker 1: do that one. Want to be one of the nigg 225 00:11:00,120 --> 00:11:00,600 Speaker 1: in the crew. 226 00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:03,840 Speaker 2: No, No, I'm about to talk about producing a movie. 227 00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:04,240 Speaker 5: For y'all. 228 00:11:04,240 --> 00:11:07,440 Speaker 2: All right, bet say less. I'm the missing link Dad. 229 00:11:07,440 --> 00:11:09,360 Speaker 1: It is right there. Shit, what molth do we have 230 00:11:09,440 --> 00:11:11,840 Speaker 1: to say? Eighty five Shop Show We laugh here at 231 00:11:11,840 --> 00:11:14,920 Speaker 1: the BT Awards twenty twenty four Standing on Culture. Come 232 00:11:14,920 --> 00:11:18,280 Speaker 1: on man, my man, apon crackhead and were out of here,