1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:02,279 Speaker 1: My parents evicted me when I was in high school, 2 00:00:02,440 --> 00:00:03,920 Speaker 1: then came crawling back. 3 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:08,280 Speaker 2: And did something worse. If you evict someone, you can't 4 00:00:08,320 --> 00:00:11,280 Speaker 2: You can't say, oh sorry, I actually need some help. No, 5 00:00:12,440 --> 00:00:17,520 Speaker 2: especially your own parents. If you if you slap the 6 00:00:17,680 --> 00:00:21,880 Speaker 2: hand that feeds you, then you deserve no hands. Cut 7 00:00:21,920 --> 00:00:26,320 Speaker 2: them off. If a parent decides to not be a parent, 8 00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:31,560 Speaker 2: It is our parents that you need a you know, 9 00:00:31,720 --> 00:00:33,600 Speaker 2: you need a you need to fund their ship up. 10 00:00:35,520 --> 00:00:42,800 Speaker 1: Fucking told y'all, I'm thirty mail and my parents didn't 11 00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:45,479 Speaker 1: really want me as a child. Hey, that's what you 12 00:00:45,520 --> 00:00:47,640 Speaker 1: want in a parent, right, you know you want to 13 00:00:47,680 --> 00:00:49,120 Speaker 1: be not wanted of course. 14 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:51,760 Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, that's that's you know the best. I love 15 00:00:51,800 --> 00:00:53,800 Speaker 2: that when that happens in the dating, you know, you know, 16 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:58,920 Speaker 2: you know, it just makes you want them more. It's shade. 17 00:01:00,040 --> 00:01:01,360 Speaker 2: Want to do the chase with your parents. 18 00:01:01,440 --> 00:01:03,280 Speaker 1: You don't want to just sit there and just be loved, 19 00:01:05,200 --> 00:01:10,000 Speaker 1: always uncertain of whether they're interested in your seat, you know, 20 00:01:10,360 --> 00:01:13,959 Speaker 1: always desiring the affection that you can't have, trying to 21 00:01:14,040 --> 00:01:16,679 Speaker 1: prove yourself. You know, it worked with Jeff Bezos, it 22 00:01:16,760 --> 00:01:20,760 Speaker 1: work with Steve Jobs. Their parents didn't want them so 23 00:01:21,800 --> 00:01:24,120 Speaker 1: just like I have this giant hole in my heart. 24 00:01:24,319 --> 00:01:27,319 Speaker 1: I'm going to prove myself by becoming a multi billionaire. 25 00:01:27,560 --> 00:01:28,240 Speaker 2: Now here's the thing. 26 00:01:28,560 --> 00:01:30,759 Speaker 1: I was an only child and pretty much an accidental 27 00:01:30,800 --> 00:01:33,800 Speaker 1: pregnancy from what relatives have told me. As my parents 28 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:36,720 Speaker 1: claimed that they were going to be child free when 29 00:01:36,720 --> 00:01:37,360 Speaker 1: they were married. 30 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:43,080 Speaker 2: Uncle Mike comes up. He's like, yo, oh Pee, I 31 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:45,640 Speaker 2: though I shouldn't tell you this, And I know some 32 00:01:45,840 --> 00:01:49,320 Speaker 2: super drunk at your cousin's wedding for God to come 33 00:01:49,520 --> 00:01:54,040 Speaker 2: clean your parents. They never loved you, they never wanted. 34 00:01:54,240 --> 00:01:58,400 Speaker 2: That would be so terrible. Basically a bastard child. 35 00:01:58,200 --> 00:02:02,320 Speaker 1: That would be awful. That would be terrible. I'm I'm 36 00:02:02,320 --> 00:02:04,840 Speaker 1: stating that that's doing this, lanting my flag. 37 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:06,160 Speaker 2: Now. 38 00:02:06,320 --> 00:02:08,920 Speaker 1: My childhood was initially good, but I think after I 39 00:02:08,960 --> 00:02:11,480 Speaker 1: started growing out of the cute and adorable phase, my 40 00:02:11,560 --> 00:02:13,640 Speaker 1: parents were less inclined to spend time with me. 41 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:16,480 Speaker 2: Sad, Yeah, you're not Q anymore, so I just don't 42 00:02:16,520 --> 00:02:19,320 Speaker 2: love you. It's okay, yeah, goodbye, You're not my child. 43 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:21,639 Speaker 2: I only want like qu Kokemon baby, It's not just 44 00:02:21,919 --> 00:02:24,440 Speaker 2: ugly sack as ship. Yeah, I want I want Pikachu, 45 00:02:24,560 --> 00:02:29,359 Speaker 2: not snoorlax. God or the blob one. Oh yeah, it 46 00:02:31,919 --> 00:02:32,560 Speaker 2: might be about chair. 47 00:02:32,800 --> 00:02:34,639 Speaker 1: They both worked and they had their own business that 48 00:02:34,720 --> 00:02:37,639 Speaker 1: they started together. Their business was their life, and I 49 00:02:37,880 --> 00:02:42,360 Speaker 1: was always second fiddle to it. Damn dang, sorry, OPI 50 00:02:42,760 --> 00:02:46,399 Speaker 1: hate when you're second, you know, to the business. Any 51 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:49,640 Speaker 1: other close members of the family, like my grandparents lived 52 00:02:49,680 --> 00:02:52,680 Speaker 1: states away, and I barely knew anything about them until 53 00:02:52,680 --> 00:02:56,639 Speaker 1: I was an adults, which is schil like hiding the family. God, 54 00:02:56,720 --> 00:03:00,320 Speaker 1: they just they do nothing right in these parents, so 55 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:03,200 Speaker 1: I had no I would think if you didn't want 56 00:03:03,240 --> 00:03:05,919 Speaker 1: your kids, you would pass them off to other family 57 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:08,480 Speaker 1: members literally, be like, hey, go hang out your uncle's 58 00:03:08,560 --> 00:03:12,040 Speaker 1: uncle's house every day, yeah, or your parents, any of them, 59 00:03:12,240 --> 00:03:14,200 Speaker 1: like just get away from us. 60 00:03:14,880 --> 00:03:16,680 Speaker 2: They just they just wanted him to suffer as much 61 00:03:16,680 --> 00:03:17,240 Speaker 2: as possible. 62 00:03:17,520 --> 00:03:20,600 Speaker 1: That's what I'm got it sounds like, honestly, literally, so 63 00:03:20,760 --> 00:03:23,519 Speaker 1: I had no other family around my entire childhood. I 64 00:03:23,639 --> 00:03:26,600 Speaker 1: was practically raised by TV and my school teachers. My 65 00:03:26,720 --> 00:03:29,079 Speaker 1: own birthdays by the time I was a teenager, were 66 00:03:29,120 --> 00:03:31,840 Speaker 1: often spent without my parents as they just give me 67 00:03:32,160 --> 00:03:34,079 Speaker 1: some money and tell me to go out and buy 68 00:03:34,160 --> 00:03:34,960 Speaker 1: something I wanted. 69 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:39,200 Speaker 2: That is so sad, tragic, dude, yo, oh pee, I 70 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:40,720 Speaker 2: want to get you a birthday present. 71 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:42,640 Speaker 1: Now at least at least they gave him some money 72 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:44,360 Speaker 1: and yeah, yeah, oh it's your birthday. 73 00:03:44,480 --> 00:03:46,520 Speaker 2: That doesn't matter because he's like to give him like 74 00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:50,640 Speaker 2: ten bucks, go buy our social gumbo. Here's a quarter 75 00:03:52,360 --> 00:03:53,880 Speaker 2: to spend it all in one place. Yeah. 76 00:03:55,280 --> 00:03:57,400 Speaker 1: It was more or less the same with Christmas and 77 00:03:57,680 --> 00:03:59,960 Speaker 1: sometimes even back to school shop. 78 00:04:00,680 --> 00:04:00,880 Speaker 2: God. 79 00:04:01,280 --> 00:04:04,800 Speaker 1: God, basically just like, hey, could you just parent yourself? 80 00:04:04,880 --> 00:04:07,840 Speaker 1: Your your existence is a nuisance to me. I'm sorry. 81 00:04:08,840 --> 00:04:11,080 Speaker 1: We wouldn't have even had a Christmas tree after I 82 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:13,360 Speaker 1: turned ten if it weren't for the fact that I 83 00:04:13,440 --> 00:04:15,600 Speaker 1: convinced my parents to buy a fake one that I 84 00:04:15,680 --> 00:04:18,360 Speaker 1: could build up and then take down every year. If 85 00:04:18,400 --> 00:04:20,560 Speaker 1: I were to describe my parents, think of them as 86 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:23,240 Speaker 1: those people who always wear black, drink lots of wine, 87 00:04:23,320 --> 00:04:24,920 Speaker 1: and look down their noses at people. 88 00:04:25,040 --> 00:04:28,000 Speaker 2: I'm imagining them wearing like turtlenecks, yes, and like glasses. 89 00:04:28,080 --> 00:04:28,359 Speaker 2: I'm like. 90 00:04:29,880 --> 00:04:34,160 Speaker 1: The guy from Ratitude, Yes, yes, Antony Ego, that guy, 91 00:04:34,320 --> 00:04:37,320 Speaker 1: that guy, our resident Gratitude expert. Yeah, I did want 92 00:04:38,040 --> 00:04:42,040 Speaker 1: like every night. Yes, literally, I love it, but I 93 00:04:42,360 --> 00:04:42,640 Speaker 1: love it. 94 00:04:43,120 --> 00:04:46,719 Speaker 2: I don't swallow this is on the record. 95 00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:51,320 Speaker 1: That is I think that is the star the impression, 96 00:04:51,320 --> 00:04:53,120 Speaker 1: the star impression by say, my honor, this is what 97 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:56,000 Speaker 1: I is what I come laying it down. And the 98 00:04:56,120 --> 00:04:58,800 Speaker 1: last time I saw my parents, they looked and acted 99 00:04:58,960 --> 00:05:01,880 Speaker 1: the same way, although my father was wearing her to pay. 100 00:05:01,960 --> 00:05:08,160 Speaker 2: Now, Hey ball due, Hey he's a gay gold up there. Hey, 101 00:05:08,200 --> 00:05:09,640 Speaker 2: I want to see if I have something in my teeth. 102 00:05:09,720 --> 00:05:12,160 Speaker 2: Lean over? Can I use your head? Shoooooo. 103 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:15,440 Speaker 1: When I turned sixteen, I asked my parents if I 104 00:05:15,480 --> 00:05:17,800 Speaker 1: could work part time for their business, and they just 105 00:05:17,880 --> 00:05:20,040 Speaker 1: told me they had no open positions. 106 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:23,240 Speaker 2: You're kidding me. Imagine like he just gets an email back. 107 00:05:23,279 --> 00:05:25,840 Speaker 1: They're like, we regret to and for that there's no hope, 108 00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:29,119 Speaker 1: just like the HR like boilerplate shit. 109 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:32,479 Speaker 2: Yoh. They couldn't even give them a job. The business 110 00:05:32,560 --> 00:05:34,760 Speaker 2: is their life and they couldn't even give this kid. 111 00:05:35,080 --> 00:05:39,320 Speaker 2: Have them get coffee. Yeah, it's simply something. God, they 112 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:41,719 Speaker 2: may as well just come out and said we don't 113 00:05:41,760 --> 00:05:42,280 Speaker 2: want you here. 114 00:05:43,640 --> 00:05:46,240 Speaker 1: After I turn eighteen, my parents told me that since 115 00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:48,680 Speaker 1: I was an adult, they expected me to move out 116 00:05:49,080 --> 00:05:50,279 Speaker 1: as soon as I was able. 117 00:05:50,760 --> 00:05:54,880 Speaker 2: No way, just gets no better. Hate him. 118 00:05:55,240 --> 00:05:57,600 Speaker 1: I was working part time because I was still in 119 00:05:57,800 --> 00:06:00,200 Speaker 1: high school and I didn't have anywhere near an enough 120 00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:00,960 Speaker 1: safe for college. 121 00:06:01,720 --> 00:06:04,360 Speaker 2: And now they're kicking him out while he's in transition. 122 00:06:04,480 --> 00:06:05,760 Speaker 2: Oh my literally, like what? 123 00:06:06,520 --> 00:06:09,080 Speaker 1: And shortly after high school I ended, my parents told 124 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:11,200 Speaker 1: me to pack up and get out. 125 00:06:11,760 --> 00:06:13,120 Speaker 2: This is heartbreaking. Guys. 126 00:06:13,160 --> 00:06:15,440 Speaker 1: If you have any like parents kicking you out stories, 127 00:06:15,440 --> 00:06:17,080 Speaker 1: I'd love to hear it. Please put in the comments 128 00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:20,400 Speaker 1: if this has happened to someone, Yeah, this is tragic. Yeah, 129 00:06:20,440 --> 00:06:24,920 Speaker 1: this is insane. They they even had the audacity, This 130 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:28,640 Speaker 1: is insane to get an official eviction notice that gave 131 00:06:28,760 --> 00:06:33,280 Speaker 1: me thirty days and every show squatter's rights though he's 132 00:06:33,320 --> 00:06:38,760 Speaker 1: been there. I've been here eighteen years. You kick me 133 00:06:38,839 --> 00:06:43,880 Speaker 1: out now, no way that's right. And they didn't even 134 00:06:44,040 --> 00:06:47,200 Speaker 1: help me move. I had to get help from a 135 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:50,960 Speaker 1: friend's dad who owns a truck. You gotta outsource your 136 00:06:51,040 --> 00:06:53,640 Speaker 1: parents go on to helpwork dot com and. 137 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:54,400 Speaker 2: Yeah, like. 138 00:06:55,960 --> 00:06:59,680 Speaker 1: Yo, I'm sorry, man, Like this sucks. That would yeah, 139 00:06:59,760 --> 00:07:04,279 Speaker 1: I mean we would probably. It's like, hey, Bobby's basically 140 00:07:04,360 --> 00:07:07,000 Speaker 1: doesn't have parents, Like, can we just like help him 141 00:07:07,040 --> 00:07:09,600 Speaker 1: move his bed, his bed and his gumballs from all 142 00:07:09,640 --> 00:07:12,160 Speaker 1: of his birthdays the stale. 143 00:07:12,160 --> 00:07:15,640 Speaker 2: Uneaten stale altitude saved him for a rainy day. 144 00:07:18,120 --> 00:07:20,720 Speaker 1: I ended up renting a crappy apartment and working in retail. 145 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:24,160 Speaker 1: I had no real life experience and no time for college. 146 00:07:24,600 --> 00:07:26,920 Speaker 1: Then after a few months, I got fired because my 147 00:07:27,040 --> 00:07:29,520 Speaker 1: manager legitimately had it out for me and wrote me 148 00:07:29,640 --> 00:07:31,160 Speaker 1: up for just stupid things. 149 00:07:32,200 --> 00:07:35,360 Speaker 2: Ohp cannot win here, My god, I don't even remember 150 00:07:35,400 --> 00:07:37,920 Speaker 2: what they were. But I wasn't the only one, and 151 00:07:38,160 --> 00:07:40,960 Speaker 2: I called corporate about it, so did a few other people. 152 00:07:41,440 --> 00:07:45,160 Speaker 2: Corporate looked into it, and they fired the manager. Oh shit. 153 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:48,160 Speaker 1: They fired him for a variety of reasons, not many 154 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:50,080 Speaker 1: of which I actually know since they kept it quiet. 155 00:07:50,360 --> 00:07:52,920 Speaker 1: But someone told me that theft of cigarettes was part 156 00:07:52,960 --> 00:07:56,480 Speaker 1: of it. Okay then, and the manager was a chainsmoker. 157 00:07:56,680 --> 00:07:59,280 Speaker 1: Corporate refused to hire me and said they'd only changed 158 00:07:59,320 --> 00:08:01,400 Speaker 1: my record so it would say I was laid off 159 00:08:01,520 --> 00:08:02,320 Speaker 1: and not fired. 160 00:08:02,840 --> 00:08:05,760 Speaker 2: What did they have against op didn't do anything wrong? Literally, 161 00:08:06,080 --> 00:08:06,760 Speaker 2: Like god. 162 00:08:07,640 --> 00:08:10,160 Speaker 1: I ended up going broke pretty fast because I was 163 00:08:10,360 --> 00:08:12,800 Speaker 1: terrible at managing my own money and I couldn't find 164 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:16,200 Speaker 1: steady employment. So I lost my apartment and went begging 165 00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:17,640 Speaker 1: back to my parents for help. 166 00:08:18,360 --> 00:08:20,200 Speaker 2: But they refused. 167 00:08:21,120 --> 00:08:26,080 Speaker 3: He's begging and your own child, like you have a business, 168 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:29,080 Speaker 3: Like he couldn't just like sleep on the couch if 169 00:08:29,080 --> 00:08:30,880 Speaker 3: there's no I mean they have a room, because he 170 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:34,000 Speaker 3: had a real Like yeah, it's. 171 00:08:33,480 --> 00:08:34,880 Speaker 2: So ridiculous, so ridiculous. 172 00:08:35,280 --> 00:08:37,800 Speaker 1: I ended up homeless and living out of a tent 173 00:08:37,880 --> 00:08:42,520 Speaker 1: in someone's backyard in winter, like it couldn't have been spring. 174 00:08:43,280 --> 00:08:45,440 Speaker 2: God, he's freezing his ass off in this tent. 175 00:08:45,679 --> 00:08:48,480 Speaker 1: Actually, my friends had all moved back to college, some 176 00:08:48,679 --> 00:08:51,080 Speaker 1: in other states, and I was a broke kid taking 177 00:08:51,200 --> 00:08:54,200 Speaker 1: whatever work I could to quote stay alive. 178 00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:58,120 Speaker 2: Man, it's like work in the street corner, got putting 179 00:08:58,160 --> 00:09:03,319 Speaker 2: on a skimpy dress and y ay, five dollars. My 180 00:09:03,440 --> 00:09:04,160 Speaker 2: salvation came. 181 00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:05,839 Speaker 1: And when one of the neighbors found out that I 182 00:09:05,960 --> 00:09:08,360 Speaker 1: was living out of a tent and offered to take 183 00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:10,520 Speaker 1: me in for a little while, so I literally didn't freeze. 184 00:09:10,640 --> 00:09:16,040 Speaker 2: How do the neighbors have more sympathy than the own man? Parents? Insane? Insane. 185 00:09:16,160 --> 00:09:19,120 Speaker 1: They helped me to badger my parents into telling me 186 00:09:19,240 --> 00:09:23,040 Speaker 1: how to get in contact with my other strange family members, right, 187 00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:23,400 Speaker 1: because he. 188 00:09:23,440 --> 00:09:26,040 Speaker 2: Has family that his parents have deprived him of. 189 00:09:26,480 --> 00:09:30,280 Speaker 1: Literally, so insane right. My parents didn't want to say, 190 00:09:30,440 --> 00:09:32,319 Speaker 1: my guess is out of fear for being judged for 191 00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:33,320 Speaker 1: throwing their son out. 192 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:36,800 Speaker 2: The way they did, oh shit, yup, as you would deserve. 193 00:09:37,880 --> 00:09:40,199 Speaker 1: But they eventually cough up to info and gave me 194 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:43,480 Speaker 1: a list of contact details and they then told me 195 00:09:43,600 --> 00:09:46,400 Speaker 1: not to bother them ever again. 196 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:49,160 Speaker 2: Why do they want to cut him off so bad? 197 00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:52,000 Speaker 2: It's so stupid? Like also like selfishly, like, don't you 198 00:09:52,040 --> 00:09:55,360 Speaker 2: want someone to take over the business or something? You know, 199 00:09:55,440 --> 00:09:57,000 Speaker 2: you've built this thing up they. 200 00:09:56,960 --> 00:09:58,640 Speaker 1: I think, I think they've just built up such a 201 00:09:58,720 --> 00:10:01,240 Speaker 1: resentment they literally just wan torture him. At this point, 202 00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:04,280 Speaker 1: I called my grandparents from my father's side of the family, 203 00:10:04,559 --> 00:10:06,520 Speaker 1: and they were actually very surprised and happy to hear 204 00:10:06,559 --> 00:10:08,360 Speaker 1: from me because they hadn't seen me since I was 205 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:13,199 Speaker 1: an infant and I'm their only grandchild. My grandparents, after 206 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:15,319 Speaker 1: finding out the situation, flew me out to live with 207 00:10:15,360 --> 00:10:18,000 Speaker 1: them as soon as they could and basically adopted me. 208 00:10:18,480 --> 00:10:20,800 Speaker 1: My parents didn't even see me off to the airport 209 00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:25,600 Speaker 1: despite being invited to. It's tragic. I had zero contact 210 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:27,880 Speaker 1: with them for pretty much a decade. My grand a 211 00:10:27,880 --> 00:10:30,000 Speaker 1: whole decade a whole decade of not talking. 212 00:10:29,840 --> 00:10:33,640 Speaker 2: To your parents. Can you imagine like twenty eight now? Wow? Insane. 213 00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:37,040 Speaker 1: My grandparents said that they despised my parents for treating 214 00:10:37,080 --> 00:10:41,160 Speaker 1: me so poorly and legally disown them by striking them 215 00:10:41,520 --> 00:10:42,360 Speaker 1: out of their wills. 216 00:10:42,520 --> 00:10:45,520 Speaker 2: Oh so, oh, he's gonna like inherit everything exactly. 217 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:49,080 Speaker 1: It's unclear if he gets all of what they had, 218 00:10:49,120 --> 00:10:51,480 Speaker 1: but yet at a bare minimum, his parents will get 219 00:10:51,600 --> 00:10:54,439 Speaker 1: nothing in their wills. My parents, i'm told, were not 220 00:10:54,720 --> 00:10:58,680 Speaker 1: happy to hear about that, I can imagine, but also 221 00:10:58,800 --> 00:11:01,360 Speaker 1: said it didn't really matter because they were plenty well 222 00:11:01,440 --> 00:11:03,200 Speaker 1: off and didn't need anything. 223 00:11:02,920 --> 00:11:07,719 Speaker 2: From my grandparents. Oh how wrong that statement would turn 224 00:11:07,760 --> 00:11:08,040 Speaker 2: out to be. 225 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:11,640 Speaker 1: I'm so excited for the tides to turn. Let's bring 226 00:11:11,720 --> 00:11:15,760 Speaker 1: it back up, pilot, pull it back, please. 227 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:17,199 Speaker 2: I'm getting on the plane I'm trapping in. 228 00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:20,160 Speaker 1: After a year of living with my grandparents, I was 229 00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:23,960 Speaker 1: able to start affording community college, I got an associates degree, 230 00:11:24,280 --> 00:11:26,760 Speaker 1: a decent job thanks to a recommendation for my grandpa, 231 00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:29,760 Speaker 1: and eventually my grandparents offered to sell me their house 232 00:11:29,880 --> 00:11:32,240 Speaker 1: so they could retire in Arizona. I was sad to 233 00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:34,319 Speaker 1: see them go, but I happily bought the house. And 234 00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:36,439 Speaker 1: the thing is they sold it to me at one 235 00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:39,840 Speaker 1: third of its value. So he's getting a deal, big deal, 236 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,719 Speaker 1: big big, big deal, and I'll have it paid off 237 00:11:42,840 --> 00:11:45,000 Speaker 1: in just a few years. At this point, my job 238 00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:47,160 Speaker 1: has me going on the road periodically, so I can 239 00:11:47,280 --> 00:11:48,880 Speaker 1: end up away from home for weeks at a time. 240 00:11:49,240 --> 00:11:51,360 Speaker 1: Not that I mind the travel. I have no pets, now, 241 00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:56,280 Speaker 1: girlfriend or anything like that. So you know, Obi has nothing, 242 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:59,679 Speaker 1: has literally no in ten years. Oi, you gotta get 243 00:11:59,679 --> 00:12:02,719 Speaker 1: yourself something, seriously, bye, I don't know, like go go 244 00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:06,640 Speaker 1: to a dance class or get a dog. Get a dog, 245 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:10,680 Speaker 1: a dog, salta seriously. Yeah, my cousin started doing salsa, 246 00:12:10,760 --> 00:12:13,520 Speaker 1: but he meets women that way. Oh oh that's smart 247 00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:17,360 Speaker 1: assalta teacher. Actually right now, dude, that's. 248 00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:19,719 Speaker 2: That's how you really do move your hips like this 249 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:25,520 Speaker 2: some mommy icy bicy salsa spye shy. 250 00:12:27,800 --> 00:12:30,040 Speaker 1: But Op says he would he wouldn't have time for 251 00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:32,640 Speaker 1: girlfriends or anything. He has no time for these is 252 00:12:32,679 --> 00:12:35,400 Speaker 1: he doing? So he's on the road, man getting that 253 00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:36,120 Speaker 1: his job? 254 00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:37,400 Speaker 2: What's his job? Do we know? 255 00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:42,040 Speaker 1: We don't know he's working, you know. But also I 256 00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:43,840 Speaker 1: don't want to stay a lonely bachelor forever. 257 00:12:44,360 --> 00:12:47,640 Speaker 2: Mm hmm. But then one day in late twenty twenty, 258 00:12:47,720 --> 00:12:48,679 Speaker 2: I come home after. 259 00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:51,600 Speaker 1: Being away for two weeks only to find a strange, 260 00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:54,679 Speaker 1: large white van I do not recognize in my driveway. 261 00:12:55,679 --> 00:12:56,880 Speaker 2: What is this man? Hmmm? 262 00:12:58,160 --> 00:13:00,839 Speaker 1: I was getting ready to call the police when I 263 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:04,560 Speaker 1: noticed it. The van had a logo from my parents 264 00:13:04,679 --> 00:13:08,679 Speaker 1: business on it. Wait, so his parents' business van is 265 00:13:08,840 --> 00:13:12,839 Speaker 1: in the driveway of his house that his parents is 266 00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:15,319 Speaker 1: in the driveway of his grandparents house that they gave 267 00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:20,160 Speaker 1: to him after ten years of non contacts. After saying 268 00:13:21,080 --> 00:13:24,360 Speaker 1: don't like, don't bother us be there, we're about to 269 00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:28,480 Speaker 1: find out, I felt the dread. Yes, my parents were there. 270 00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:32,839 Speaker 1: They had broken in somehow, and we're living out of 271 00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:33,360 Speaker 1: my home. 272 00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:36,880 Speaker 2: No funny. Remember when you said nothing out of the 273 00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:39,160 Speaker 2: home and yeah, yeah, you say you want nothing to 274 00:13:39,240 --> 00:13:42,400 Speaker 2: do with the ope, and yet you are living in 275 00:13:42,520 --> 00:13:42,880 Speaker 2: his house. 276 00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:48,160 Speaker 1: You know it's doing something living in my house unavoidable, unannounced, 277 00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:52,000 Speaker 1: like the most unannounced ever, literally breaking in because he 278 00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:52,520 Speaker 1: wasn't there. 279 00:13:52,640 --> 00:13:55,880 Speaker 2: What is their business? The white fan business? You know, 280 00:13:56,720 --> 00:14:02,680 Speaker 2: candy candy. We don't want our child. They were alluring other. 281 00:14:02,679 --> 00:14:08,120 Speaker 1: Children maybe what if there is actually some crazy backstory 282 00:14:08,120 --> 00:14:11,079 Speaker 1: And then they were like, uh, CIA agents that had 283 00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:13,199 Speaker 1: to be like, uh, what is it. You know when 284 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:16,439 Speaker 1: they move you and they change your identity and actually recover, 285 00:14:16,559 --> 00:14:18,400 Speaker 1: they're undercover and people are looking for him, and they 286 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:20,120 Speaker 1: were like the CI. 287 00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:21,920 Speaker 2: Directors like, all right, you could keep your. 288 00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:24,120 Speaker 1: Kid, but you have to make him hate you, so 289 00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:26,640 Speaker 1: we'll run away and not be in contact with you 290 00:14:26,840 --> 00:14:29,880 Speaker 1: because once they find out, they will try to kill him. 291 00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:32,720 Speaker 2: Bro. So they just had to like pretend to hate him. Yeah, 292 00:14:32,840 --> 00:14:35,200 Speaker 2: but they actually loved him and it was the hardest 293 00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:37,320 Speaker 2: thing they ever had to do, but they couldn't blow 294 00:14:37,360 --> 00:14:37,640 Speaker 2: their cover. 295 00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:42,800 Speaker 1: Except that is not what the story is alternate universe, 296 00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:47,920 Speaker 1: maybe a fan fic. Maybe So his parents had broken 297 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,120 Speaker 1: in somehow and were living out of the home, and 298 00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:52,360 Speaker 1: they had the nerve to greet me like they were 299 00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:55,640 Speaker 1: all buddy, buddy. The moment I walked in, I say, 300 00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:58,360 Speaker 1: you haven't seen them in ten years, and they're just like, hey, 301 00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:03,560 Speaker 1: interesting to see you here. I told them to get 302 00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:07,360 Speaker 1: the hell out, and they refused because it was grandma 303 00:15:07,480 --> 00:15:12,560 Speaker 1: and Grandpa's house. I said it was not their house anymore. 304 00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:15,040 Speaker 1: They had sold it to me when they were tired. 305 00:15:16,680 --> 00:15:16,960 Speaker 2: Take that. 306 00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:20,360 Speaker 1: Yeah, they'd have known that if they were in any 307 00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:24,200 Speaker 1: way involved in my life. But they threw me to 308 00:15:24,280 --> 00:15:25,880 Speaker 1: the wolves ten years prior. 309 00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:28,360 Speaker 2: With no life experience. Bro. 310 00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:30,800 Speaker 1: If that's if that, if there's a mic drop moment, 311 00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:34,720 Speaker 1: that is the one, can you like just drag him out? 312 00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:38,720 Speaker 2: I mean, I guess he could just physically just take him, 313 00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:41,120 Speaker 2: you know, hire a security guard. 314 00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:44,280 Speaker 1: Actually that's a great idea, Like just high Like you're 315 00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:46,160 Speaker 1: making all this money, you don't got anything to spend 316 00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:49,480 Speaker 1: it on. Hire someone to basically antagonize them, like you 317 00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:52,320 Speaker 1: are touching my client cereal bowl. You have been designated 318 00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:54,800 Speaker 1: one spoon. If you do use any spoon other than 319 00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:56,600 Speaker 1: that I am authorized to use world. 320 00:15:56,720 --> 00:15:59,560 Speaker 2: I'm scared. See great, you would you would kill it? 321 00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:04,000 Speaker 1: If my parents were estranged and all this, I would 322 00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:05,520 Speaker 1: I could torture them effectively. 323 00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:10,240 Speaker 2: That's what we've learned to take. Oh goodness. So we argued. 324 00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:12,440 Speaker 1: They refused to leave, and my father told me it 325 00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:15,880 Speaker 1: was his parents' house first, and that meant he and 326 00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:17,240 Speaker 1: my mother had to write to live. 327 00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:20,080 Speaker 2: There if they wanted to. Why doesn't op just like 328 00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:23,960 Speaker 2: call grandparents and be like yo, talk, Hey, kick him out. 329 00:16:24,480 --> 00:16:28,080 Speaker 1: That's a great question, he called. He called someone else. 330 00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:30,960 Speaker 1: I walked right into my bedroom, locked the door, and 331 00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:36,040 Speaker 1: called the police. Let's go guns blazon. When the cops 332 00:16:36,040 --> 00:16:38,520 Speaker 1: showed up, they were of no help. My parents claimed 333 00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:40,520 Speaker 1: to them that they had already been there long enough 334 00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:44,360 Speaker 1: to have residency, which was a complete lie. But I 335 00:16:44,440 --> 00:16:46,440 Speaker 1: had no cameras to prove that they weren't there for 336 00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:51,280 Speaker 1: the month required. Damn tragic. My neighbors also had no cameras. 337 00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:54,480 Speaker 1: So is my word against my parents over how long 338 00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:57,160 Speaker 1: they've been there. And they were claiming squatish rights. Yeah, 339 00:16:57,160 --> 00:17:00,960 Speaker 1: squatterish rights is crazy, just of your Like, if I'm 340 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:04,119 Speaker 1: the police officer and someone's like they're like, oh, I'm 341 00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:06,520 Speaker 1: claiming squatter's rights in my son's house, I'm like, Okay, 342 00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:07,199 Speaker 1: something's wrong here. 343 00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:11,680 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, like there's something a miss. Also, squatters' rights 344 00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:14,080 Speaker 2: is like legitimately the craziest thing ever. There was this 345 00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:17,080 Speaker 2: guy that was coming from Iran and then like there 346 00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:18,960 Speaker 2: was like some there was like I think the revolution, 347 00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:22,960 Speaker 2: and he was staying in I think lax or some airport. 348 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,600 Speaker 2: I forgot which airport, and he couldn't go back to 349 00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:27,720 Speaker 2: his home country. But he didn't have a passport of 350 00:17:27,720 --> 00:17:30,479 Speaker 2: alid passport name workus. The country dissolved, so he couldn't 351 00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:32,760 Speaker 2: leave the airport and he ended up just living in 352 00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:34,960 Speaker 2: the airport and got squatters rights, and then they couldn't 353 00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:37,080 Speaker 2: kick him out. And then all of the people just 354 00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:39,040 Speaker 2: like loved, like hanging out with him so much that 355 00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:41,480 Speaker 2: he was able to live in the airport for like 356 00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:45,520 Speaker 2: twenty years and he just died. That's insane. And there 357 00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:47,520 Speaker 2: was a movie made about it called Terminal Tomaks. 358 00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:50,320 Speaker 1: Well that makes sense because that's the story that deserves 359 00:17:50,359 --> 00:17:53,960 Speaker 1: a movie. Wow, okay, dang, we should we should, we 360 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,639 Speaker 1: should read the script sometimes, I know. Okay, imagine we 361 00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:57,920 Speaker 1: just started reading the scripts. 362 00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:04,680 Speaker 2: That's man goes to haunted hotel and becomes axe murderers. 363 00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:08,160 Speaker 1: So they told the police that they had a verbal 364 00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:10,680 Speaker 1: rental agreement with me and that I was trying to 365 00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:14,800 Speaker 1: illegally evict them for no reasons. God, my mother even 366 00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:17,680 Speaker 1: put on the waterworks when saying that the police told 367 00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:19,600 Speaker 1: me it was a family dispute and to file an 368 00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:21,040 Speaker 1: eviction with the courts to get them. 369 00:18:21,280 --> 00:18:23,440 Speaker 2: So we can't do shit, can't do shit. And it 370 00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:23,960 Speaker 2: gets worse. 371 00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:26,720 Speaker 1: This was in twenty twenty. Getting the court to do 372 00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:30,640 Speaker 1: anything took longer. Meanwhile, my parents are squatting in my house, 373 00:18:31,119 --> 00:18:32,920 Speaker 1: rent free, rubbing it in my face. 374 00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:35,480 Speaker 2: Why are they rubbing it in the face, like keep 375 00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:37,560 Speaker 2: the peace at least, like they just want a torture 376 00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:39,720 Speaker 2: this kid, Like there's no other way around it. 377 00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:42,239 Speaker 1: From the information I got of them, their business went 378 00:18:42,280 --> 00:18:45,080 Speaker 1: bankrupt and they sold off almost everything they had to 379 00:18:45,119 --> 00:18:47,960 Speaker 1: cover their debts. All they had left was the white 380 00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:51,200 Speaker 1: van and a few personal belongings. Wow, so all that 381 00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:56,080 Speaker 1: money really wasn't there exactly? So they expected to live 382 00:18:56,160 --> 00:19:00,720 Speaker 1: in my house rent free for the foreseeable future, just 383 00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:03,320 Speaker 1: for an eternity maybe, you know. 384 00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:07,720 Speaker 2: I feel like they asked or something, or just try 385 00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:11,120 Speaker 2: to repair the relationship first before I being assholes so insane. 386 00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:13,960 Speaker 1: They were both working, Both of them got new jobs. 387 00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:15,960 Speaker 1: My father is a delivery driver and my mom is 388 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,359 Speaker 1: a sales associate. They were making money and the only 389 00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:21,359 Speaker 1: things they contributed to were water, electricity. And when I 390 00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:23,680 Speaker 1: say that, they just hated me one hundred dollars bill, 391 00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:25,440 Speaker 1: Oh my god, that ain't it. 392 00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:26,200 Speaker 2: That ain't it. 393 00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:29,280 Speaker 1: Anytime I tried to talk about rent, they just said 394 00:19:29,440 --> 00:19:32,440 Speaker 1: I owed it. To them because I lived rent free. 395 00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:36,040 Speaker 2: For eighteen God. I hate that comeback. I hate it 396 00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:37,440 Speaker 2: the worst, the worst. 397 00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:41,640 Speaker 1: Then threatened to stop helping with all of the utilities altogether. 398 00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:44,440 Speaker 2: Okay, so they were paying. 399 00:19:45,640 --> 00:19:50,520 Speaker 1: Not the Ben Franklin, the one one dollar bill. Oh god, 400 00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:53,359 Speaker 1: I was so at my wits end. I ended up 401 00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:55,920 Speaker 1: calling my grandparents to explain the situation to them. What 402 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,360 Speaker 1: did the grandparents, which you should have been done for me? Yeah, 403 00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:02,720 Speaker 1: they we are very unhappy and spoke with my parents, 404 00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:05,320 Speaker 1: but my parents said that they had to write to 405 00:20:05,359 --> 00:20:07,960 Speaker 1: stay in my home, and they refused to budge. My 406 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,920 Speaker 1: grandpa told me that he was sorry that it had 407 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,160 Speaker 1: come to this, and that if they hadn't have sold 408 00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:15,199 Speaker 1: the house, my parents wouldn't have invaded. I told him 409 00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:17,879 Speaker 1: not to worry. I'd already filed for a legal eviction 410 00:20:18,359 --> 00:20:20,320 Speaker 1: and they would be gone soon enough. 411 00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:24,600 Speaker 2: Also, it's crazy that like these grandparents, I like that, 412 00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:26,800 Speaker 2: and they must be so disappointed that they raised such 413 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:27,720 Speaker 2: a shit child. 414 00:20:27,920 --> 00:20:30,639 Speaker 1: Literally, like, can you imagine, like you have your children, 415 00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:32,920 Speaker 1: they have a children, a child, and then it's like 416 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,520 Speaker 1: they're doing this, You're like. 417 00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:37,520 Speaker 2: What, I would be so embarrassed. I literally like I 418 00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:40,000 Speaker 2: raised you. Yeah, I thought I raised you right like crazy. 419 00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:41,320 Speaker 2: Obviously not. Obviously not. 420 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,680 Speaker 1: And my parents already knew that they were on borrowed time. 421 00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:48,479 Speaker 1: I made sure to say in earshot of my parents too. 422 00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:52,119 Speaker 1: They responded with a silent treatment. Now my father was 423 00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:54,960 Speaker 1: away most of the time, six days a week on 424 00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:57,679 Speaker 1: his delivery vehicle. Why does he just lock him out? 425 00:20:58,240 --> 00:20:59,960 Speaker 2: Again? I think I think more he could. 426 00:21:00,119 --> 00:21:04,359 Speaker 1: He could do pull some home alone hijinks, like just 427 00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:09,280 Speaker 1: like like put grease on their like milk jug or 428 00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:11,399 Speaker 1: their like pins or something, or like. 429 00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:13,119 Speaker 2: Put thumb tacks on their seats. 430 00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:15,080 Speaker 1: There we go, Like, I feel like there's if I 431 00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:17,639 Speaker 1: was in the situation, I would do a million and 432 00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:19,720 Speaker 1: one things torture them. 433 00:21:20,119 --> 00:21:22,920 Speaker 2: I would like I would do the old I would 434 00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:28,440 Speaker 2: do plastic wrap on the toilet. Oh that's the p' 435 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:29,640 Speaker 2: I was gonna say. 436 00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:32,080 Speaker 1: I'm just gonna take a duchie and just never flush it, 437 00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:37,440 Speaker 1: especially like if they have I would always always go, 438 00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:40,359 Speaker 1: always go in there and never flush it. Yeah, and 439 00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:42,560 Speaker 1: my mom basically tried to take over the house in 440 00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:45,480 Speaker 1: her spare time. She demanded that I let her rearrange 441 00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:48,000 Speaker 1: the living room and even tried to force me to 442 00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:51,640 Speaker 1: give her and my father the master bedroom. Because they 443 00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:56,119 Speaker 1: were my parents, they deserve the sheer audacity. 444 00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:57,240 Speaker 2: Bro it's just insane. 445 00:21:57,680 --> 00:21:59,920 Speaker 1: I vetoed all those things and said they don't just 446 00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:02,679 Speaker 1: better and stop trying to act like I owe them anything. 447 00:22:03,359 --> 00:22:06,399 Speaker 1: I didn't ask to be born, and it's a normal 448 00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:09,760 Speaker 1: obligation for parents to simply raise their own child, which 449 00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:12,320 Speaker 1: it is true. And all they were doing was asserting 450 00:22:12,359 --> 00:22:15,000 Speaker 1: their dominance to try to keep me from kicking them out. 451 00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:18,439 Speaker 1: But finally, after four months into early twenty twenty one, 452 00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:21,240 Speaker 1: I managed to take my parents to court over the squatting. 453 00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:23,760 Speaker 1: We only needed to go to court because they fought 454 00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:26,280 Speaker 1: the eviction and tried to gaslight me into rescinding it. 455 00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:28,960 Speaker 1: They tried to use the fact that it was formerly 456 00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:31,639 Speaker 1: my grandparents' house and that they were giving me one 457 00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:35,520 Speaker 1: hundred dollars a month as some sort of leverage God, 458 00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:38,840 Speaker 1: but there was no real rental agreement. They were smart 459 00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:41,120 Speaker 1: enough to not try to forge one, as that would 460 00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:43,359 Speaker 1: have been fraud. That would have been hilarious. Though if 461 00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:46,159 Speaker 1: they got they just got like twenty jarls or something. 462 00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:49,560 Speaker 1: So the judge ordered that they be out in a 463 00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:52,879 Speaker 1: maximum of thirty days and have zero claim on the house. 464 00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:56,159 Speaker 2: Nice. Yeah. After court, they confronted me. 465 00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:58,360 Speaker 1: And said they were disappointed in me for kicking out 466 00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:00,160 Speaker 1: their own flesh and blood. 467 00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:06,199 Speaker 2: Which, funny enough, rings a bell. Who would kick out 468 00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:10,520 Speaker 2: their own flesh and blood? Last Wow? Wow, I couldn't 469 00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:13,080 Speaker 2: help but laugh and call them hypocrites to their face. 470 00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:16,440 Speaker 1: Yes, total hypocrites, because that's exactly what they did to 471 00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:17,960 Speaker 1: me without a care in the world for me. 472 00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:20,080 Speaker 2: They had no love for me, and I have no 473 00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:21,760 Speaker 2: love for them. I owe them nothing. 474 00:23:22,119 --> 00:23:24,400 Speaker 1: They just tried to act like everything that was mine 475 00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:26,840 Speaker 1: was theirs, but they had no right to call themselves 476 00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:28,360 Speaker 1: my parents because they never. 477 00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:29,919 Speaker 2: Acted like it. True oo. 478 00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:32,920 Speaker 1: I called them a pair of snobby, lying narcissists to 479 00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:34,840 Speaker 1: their face and told them to get their affairs in 480 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,399 Speaker 1: order because they already know I will not hesitate to 481 00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:40,480 Speaker 1: call the police after the thirty days are over. My 482 00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:45,640 Speaker 1: dad looked angry, my mom just stopped saying anything. They left, 483 00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:48,080 Speaker 1: but now without a lot of tension. The final month 484 00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:50,560 Speaker 1: was spent either guilt tripping me or trying to make 485 00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:52,480 Speaker 1: me change my mind or completely ignore me. 486 00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:57,400 Speaker 2: Is not changing his mind. He's ready to just kick 487 00:23:57,440 --> 00:23:57,760 Speaker 2: him out. 488 00:23:58,119 --> 00:23:59,840 Speaker 1: I put up a calendar in the living room and 489 00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:02,920 Speaker 1: checked off each day with a big red circle on 490 00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:06,960 Speaker 1: the final day. I still remember that final day of March. Second, 491 00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:10,399 Speaker 1: my parents waited till the exact day to have everything packed. 492 00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:13,240 Speaker 2: Why do they want to? Like, I would be not 493 00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:17,240 Speaker 2: interested in having like that much drama in my living situation. 494 00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:20,200 Speaker 2: I would just leave. Oh God, so insane. But I 495 00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:23,000 Speaker 2: get they broke. Yeah, maybe they haven't gotten anywhere else. 496 00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:26,320 Speaker 1: Since they were so convinced that they would convince me 497 00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:28,440 Speaker 1: to let them stay, they didn't bother to try and 498 00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:30,720 Speaker 1: find an apartment and had to do it last second, 499 00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:34,640 Speaker 1: my mom found a tiny, crappy studio in the next 500 00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:36,920 Speaker 1: city over because it was the only thing they could find. 501 00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:39,960 Speaker 1: It looked a lot like what I had to do 502 00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:41,560 Speaker 1: when I was eighteen. 503 00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:46,200 Speaker 2: Yohm uppons is amazing, Like we're going full circle. 504 00:24:46,359 --> 00:24:50,640 Speaker 1: Yes, it beautiful karma bit karma, quite ironic. I drove 505 00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:52,520 Speaker 1: my mom to see it once and it was terrible. 506 00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:55,760 Speaker 1: The walls were baby barf green, the carpet was twenty 507 00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:58,359 Speaker 1: years old, and the only window was a view of 508 00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:02,680 Speaker 1: a brick wall. Nice The walls did little to stop 509 00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:05,919 Speaker 1: the noise from the neighbors. They were already fighting loudly 510 00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:07,520 Speaker 1: just in the time that I was there. 511 00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:11,360 Speaker 2: Nice. Okay, so this is a crap hole apartment, absolutely dumpy. 512 00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:14,080 Speaker 1: My mother went out of her way to try and 513 00:25:14,119 --> 00:25:16,480 Speaker 1: give me the sad look while dropping hintside, I should 514 00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:17,200 Speaker 1: be feeling. 515 00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:19,480 Speaker 2: Guilty that I was reducing them to live in such 516 00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:22,680 Speaker 2: a place. Oh he's celebrating right now, like, oh, the 517 00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:24,920 Speaker 2: wicked witch and king are dead. 518 00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:26,879 Speaker 1: I would I would bring I would bring like a 519 00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:30,000 Speaker 1: backpack and just have like a you know, the party 520 00:25:30,119 --> 00:25:31,680 Speaker 1: bang and just pop champagne. 521 00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:35,399 Speaker 2: Or like the tiniest violin. I'd be getting lit. 522 00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:41,920 Speaker 1: Or taking a step further, do kind of like a 523 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:45,280 Speaker 1: flash mob where the mom walks in and she's like crying, 524 00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:48,159 Speaker 1: and then you have like a it's. 525 00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:52,159 Speaker 2: Like sand pretty good times come on, and then you 526 00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:53,040 Speaker 2: make it a TikTok. 527 00:25:55,160 --> 00:26:01,879 Speaker 1: I pranked my asshole mom with a flash mob. I 528 00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:04,959 Speaker 1: danced on my mom's tears. They signed the least right 529 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,000 Speaker 1: away and move what little stuff they had into it. 530 00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:10,399 Speaker 1: They also ended up demanding my queen size bed dresser 531 00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:14,480 Speaker 1: and flash screen TV, but I told them no, but 532 00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:18,560 Speaker 1: Opie said just to take them because I no longer 533 00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:20,639 Speaker 1: wanted them in my house after five months. 534 00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:21,000 Speaker 2: Wow. 535 00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:23,560 Speaker 1: They looked at me like I was treating them like 536 00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:28,159 Speaker 1: they were diseased. That demanded honestly, yes they really are. 537 00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:28,440 Speaker 2: Though. 538 00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:31,040 Speaker 1: The moment they had to leave for good, I started 539 00:26:31,119 --> 00:26:33,840 Speaker 1: changing the locks on all the doors. All their stuff 540 00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:35,800 Speaker 1: was out, and they'd spent there last night in the 541 00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:38,920 Speaker 1: guest room. They watched me ripping out the doorknobs to 542 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,439 Speaker 1: replace them as they were getting into the van. They 543 00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:44,280 Speaker 1: said nothing, and I said nothing, but they just sat 544 00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:46,600 Speaker 1: and watched while I put in the new doorknobs. 545 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:48,160 Speaker 2: Then they finally left. 546 00:26:48,359 --> 00:26:51,440 Speaker 1: I breathed a massive side of relief the second that 547 00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:54,320 Speaker 1: van went down the road. I figured Karl would come 548 00:26:54,359 --> 00:26:56,720 Speaker 1: back eventually, but they could live under a rock for 549 00:26:56,800 --> 00:27:01,359 Speaker 1: all I cared. Ope, he is mad. But here's the 550 00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:04,440 Speaker 1: thing my grandparents did hear from them recently. They called 551 00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:06,400 Speaker 1: to brag about a new business they had. 552 00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:07,800 Speaker 2: It seemed to be doing well. 553 00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:11,639 Speaker 1: No, yeah, yes, seems they were making good money and 554 00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:14,240 Speaker 1: back to looking down on others. I'd already google their 555 00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:16,080 Speaker 1: new business seems to be doing pretty well. 556 00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:17,680 Speaker 2: Well snobby fucked exactly. 557 00:27:18,119 --> 00:27:21,240 Speaker 1: They put me through being homeless, squatted for next to 558 00:27:21,359 --> 00:27:24,080 Speaker 1: free rent for months in my House then went back 559 00:27:24,119 --> 00:27:26,639 Speaker 1: to being snobby, wine drinking business people they used to be. 560 00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:30,200 Speaker 1: If car's real, it's taking too damn long. 561 00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:33,800 Speaker 2: Oh dude, I hate that they get a happy ending. 562 00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:35,560 Speaker 2: I hate it. I hate it.