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Speaker 1: almost time for the Wheel of Misfortune. So Alex, yep,

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Speaker 1: to the I n N, the Idiot News Network, where

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Speaker 1: idiots aren't just in the news, they report the news.

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Speaker 1: For Tuesday, November seventeenth, twenty twenty. For your first story

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Speaker 1: of whatever time it is, let's send it over to

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Speaker 1: Alex Fresh, who's on location at area fifty one. That's right,

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Speaker 1: it's really hot here to Jewel. That's gonna ask you

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Speaker 1: I'm live right outside of area fifty one. I can't

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Speaker 1: But more evidence that aliens have touchdown and our government

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Speaker 1: is hiding it from us. Really maybe Scott Wearing, a

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Speaker 1: says is roughly a fifty two foot tall structure on

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Speaker 1: I found a sixteen meter dark figure an Area fifty one,

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Speaker 1: actually moves, So it's an alien, A huge, big alien

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Speaker 1: is actually posing for photos. Look at this picture. Actually,

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Speaker 1: like an alien and that is it. From Area fifty one. Here,

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Speaker 1: Lemonade is very first quenching when you're in the desert. Yes,

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Speaker 1: point one. Who alright English seven Today you're going to

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Speaker 1: be playing Scarlet? Okay, Scarlett, how are you good? How

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Speaker 1: are you doing good? Thank you? How have you ever

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Speaker 1: listened to Beat the brit in the past? Oh? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I've listened to it. I'm definitely gonna win. Wow. Why

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Speaker 1: did you say that, Scarlett? I don't know, you're kind

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Speaker 1: of you're kind of bob. Yeah, that's very true. And

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Speaker 1: how are you at trivia? Scarlett? I'd like to think

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Speaker 1: I'm pretty good. I hope. Okay, better than English Evan,

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Speaker 1: though you think, yes, did you finish school? I did?

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Speaker 1: Oh crap? What school? Though? It could be elementary school?

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Speaker 1: What kind of school did you finish? I have my

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Speaker 1: college degree. Okay, well that's all good, all right, here

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Speaker 1: we go. We're going to send English Evan out of

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Speaker 1: the studio. He's taking his headphones off, struggling a lot

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Speaker 1: today to get those off. So I think you're you're

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Speaker 1: in good shape already, Scarlett, looking good. He's leaving the studio.

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Speaker 1: This outher the game is played. You got thirty seconds

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Speaker 1: answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,

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Speaker 1: Jesse pass and you have to beat English Evan outright

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Speaker 1: to win. Are you ready? I'm ready? Okay, here we go.

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Speaker 1: Your time starts now. What's the largest island in the

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Speaker 1: world bg? What was Hillary Clan's profession before entering politics? Administration?

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Speaker 1: Any countries border the US? Three? How many years is

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Speaker 1: a golden anniversary? One hundred? What's the Japanese paper that

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Speaker 1: you fold into three D shapes called or a gami?

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Speaker 1: What is the capital of Australia would be okay, you

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Speaker 1: got that one in on time? The buzzer went off

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Speaker 1: and after she asked a question, how did she do?

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Speaker 1: Did she do pretty good? I think she did? Okay?

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Speaker 1: How many what did you say? For? How many years

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Speaker 1: is a golden anniversary? Fifty? Okay? Or bring english? Having

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Speaker 1: back in the studio, So before we play with him,

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Speaker 1: we need to know something before we play with him

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Speaker 1: this week. Come on. So he was struggling to get

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Speaker 1: out of the studio and now I had away from

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Speaker 1: it like four times just to open the door and

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Speaker 1: come back into the studio. So I don't know, Evan,

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Speaker 1: if you're going to do very good today. You can't

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Speaker 1: even figure out how doors or headphones or anything work.

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Speaker 1: I wasn't sure if that was a signal. Note we

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Speaker 1: didn't describe the signal. Okay, well, Scarlett, tell us something

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Speaker 1: interesting about yourself. I am a teacher and I have

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Speaker 1: then pets at home. Wow, oh god, what any of them?

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Speaker 1: I have dogs, cats, starrets and a pig dang pig

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Speaker 1: wow wow? Like a like full grown pig, like a

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Speaker 1: big pig? Yea wow? Okay, Well, I hope you can

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Speaker 1: win this so all of your animals can be proud

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Speaker 1: of you. Seven are you ready to go? So ready? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Your time starts now. What is the largest island in

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Speaker 1: the world, Australia. What was Hillary Clint's profession before entering politics? Teacher?

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Speaker 1: How many countries border the US? Two? How many years

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Speaker 1: is a golden anniversary one hundred? What's the Japanese paper

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Speaker 1: that you fold into three D shapes called origami? What

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Speaker 1: is the capital of Australia Sydney. What is it called

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Speaker 1: when you bowl three strikes consecutively? Um, A triple strike,

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Speaker 1: stripple strike? What does the acronym GPS stand for good

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Speaker 1: pawsome stuff, A good person stuff. I don't think that's it,

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Speaker 1: but we'll find Now send it on over to our

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Speaker 1: executive producer, justin Scoreboard Barnes. All right, Scarlett, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: go ahead and have to give you the Golden Anniversary

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Speaker 1: one because we corrected that? Am I right out? Yes? Okay,

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Speaker 1: which means Scarlett got too correct? Oh? I thought she

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Speaker 1: got more than that. I win this to our English

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Speaker 1: Evan Zone too, did Yeah, Scarlett? Technically a tie is

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Speaker 1: a win because tie goes the house. You didn't beat English,

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Speaker 1: have it out right? So I thought you had it though,

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Speaker 1: for sure. I feel sorry for our youth if you

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Speaker 1: were a teacher, Scarlet, Okay, we'll go over the answers

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Speaker 1: my kid, all right, all right, we'll go over the answers.

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Speaker 1: What is the largest island in the world as Greenland? Oh? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: What is or what was Hillary Clinton's profession before entering politics?

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Speaker 1: Was a lawyer? I could only think emails? She was

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Speaker 1: a professional emailer. Definitely not professional. How many countries border

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Speaker 1: the US is too? Mexico and Canada? Nice? How many

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Speaker 1: years is a golden anniversary? Fifty? Oh? I was going

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Speaker 1: to say that. What's she got that one? Right? What's

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Speaker 1: a job these paper that you fold into three D

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Speaker 1: shapes called is origami? Yeah? What is the capital of

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Speaker 1: Australia Sydney? Ken Berrah? What is it called on you

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Speaker 1: bowl three strikes consecutively as a turkey? Turkey? I knew that?

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. What does the acronym GPS stand for a

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Speaker 1: Global positioning system? Yeah? Yeah, it's better than good POS

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Speaker 1: and stuff, way better. Well, technically, Scarlett, you didn't win. Oh,

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Speaker 1: thank you for playing? Suck? Yeah? Thank you, well, just

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Speaker 1: for playing. We'll get you a jubile show sticker though,

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Speaker 1: So hang on the line and we'll get all your

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Speaker 1: framtion for that okay, awesome, thank you, all right, thank you,

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