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Speaker 1: Nicky Glazer Podcast year Nikki, Hey everyone, Happy Thursday. What's up?

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Speaker 1: It's the Nicki Glazer Podcast. Guess what, guys, I'm in

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Speaker 1: a fucking great mood today. No more Um sour Pus Glazer.

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Speaker 1: I apologize for my mood the past three days, going

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Speaker 1: through a little something. Some listen, It's doesn't happen as

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Speaker 1: often as it used to on my other podcasts last year,

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Speaker 1: but it's still gonna pop up here and there. But

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Speaker 1: I was so excited to um that I got this

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Speaker 1: day to be back to normal and be what I

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Speaker 1: want to be for you, which is in a good

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Speaker 1: mood and in the mood to laugh. Even though yesterday

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Speaker 1: I did laugh a lot and had a lot of fun,

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Speaker 1: even though I was in a negative headspace. It wasn't

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Speaker 1: a fake like getting cheery and like being I mean obviously,

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Speaker 1: I mean, I went through all the emotions yesterday. Thank

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Speaker 1: you guys for letting me cry on my podcast. I

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Speaker 1: Love you. UM got a lot of nice notes about it,

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Speaker 1: and um yeah, and I thought I was gonna like

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Speaker 1: regret so many of the things I went off on

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Speaker 1: because it was just like me kind of you know,

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Speaker 1: emotionally vomiting all over you guys, and um, I didn't.

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Speaker 1: I had no regrets. I was just like, you know

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Speaker 1: what you felt that way, and even if you do

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Speaker 1: feel like, oh that was a little insane and spiraling,

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Speaker 1: like who cares? Who doesn't you know? So uh, whenever yeah,

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Speaker 1: like I said, whenever I annoy you or I'm just

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Speaker 1: like not in the mood for you, like just no,

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Speaker 1: I'll be back to my normal self and maybe take

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Speaker 1: a second to go, Dude, I've had days like this

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Speaker 1: and I don't want anyone listening to me, So turn

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Speaker 1: it off or turn it to double the speed, and

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Speaker 1: then I'll be I'll quickly zip through it. Um. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's just like it's uh, it's weird when those moods

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Speaker 1: come on, but it definitely lifted for me. I'm back

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Speaker 1: on track. I'm taking my meds uh responsibly, because sometimes

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Speaker 1: I try to stave off my meds because I, um,

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Speaker 1: I want to be able to sleep or I want

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Speaker 1: to um wait for to feel good, and I feel

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Speaker 1: like I don't deserve to feel good so early in

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Speaker 1: the morning, and then it'll I'll start feeling bad by

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Speaker 1: the evening if I take it too early. So then

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Speaker 1: I'll take my meds later, and then by the time

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Speaker 1: I take it, the mood has already set in, and

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Speaker 1: then I can't get out of it. So take your

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Speaker 1: meds everyone, And if your meds don't work, and some

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Speaker 1: days you also feel sad, um, journal or write a song,

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Speaker 1: listen to some music. Ah, there's lots of ways to

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Speaker 1: cope with feelings sad. No, what do you do to

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Speaker 1: cope when you are in a mood that you know?

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Speaker 1: Because when I get into really I was hanging out

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Speaker 1: with a friend yesterday and they were saying that when

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Speaker 1: they get in a really bad mood, they don't want

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Speaker 1: me around because they're gonna they don't want anyone around

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Speaker 1: because they will say really mean things to their loved

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Speaker 1: ones and be like they don't trust themselves, like this

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Speaker 1: person was saying, Like I was in a state of

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Speaker 1: mind where I wanted to blow up my life, and

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Speaker 1: I would have tried to blow up our friendship, like

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Speaker 1: our relationship. I would have tried to like hurt you

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Speaker 1: because I was in such a negative place, and I go,

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Speaker 1: I relate to that. I don't do it too. For

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Speaker 1: some reason, I don't do it to you, to this person,

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Speaker 1: and I'm like, I don't do it to know. I

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Speaker 1: don't do it to my girlfriends, but I do it

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Speaker 1: day Andrew, like, I understand that state of mind where like,

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Speaker 1: there's someone where if you're in a bad mood around them,

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Speaker 1: they should steer the fun clear and protect you should

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Speaker 1: protect them from you by staying in your goddamn room

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Speaker 1: all day because you know that you're going to be

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Speaker 1: mean and you can't help it. And but the thing is,

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Speaker 1: and that's why I'm getting to this. I told this person.

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Speaker 1: I told my friend who avoids me when they're when

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Speaker 1: they get these kind of moods, I go, we need

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Speaker 1: I like being around you, and I want to help

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Speaker 1: you get through those moods because I'm your friend and

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Speaker 1: I love you, and oh, I want to come up

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Speaker 1: in that mood. I can prepare myself and enter into

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Speaker 1: it knowing that the things you say are going to

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Speaker 1: be hurtful and that you can't help them, and you

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Speaker 1: can work on tools that prevent you from being your

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Speaker 1: ugliest self because it is preventable. You just have to

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Speaker 1: come up with tools. So I have a couple of

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Speaker 1: tools for me when I want to be And by

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Speaker 1: the way, it's not just Andrew, it's my It's my mom,

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Speaker 1: My dad, Andrew are pretty much the three people in

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Speaker 1: my life that I feel comfortable enough being really really

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Speaker 1: nasty too when I'm sad, and it's like embarrassing to admit.

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Speaker 1: And it's just because I love them and I know

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Speaker 1: it's unconditional and that I can be. But it isn't

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Speaker 1: like my parents. Maybe my parents is because I came

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Speaker 1: out of my mom's pussy and my dad's dick at

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Speaker 1: one point. You know, you do come out your dad's dick,

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Speaker 1: um uh, But I didn't come out of Andrew's dick

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Speaker 1: and or his pussy, and so he could just go

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Speaker 1: fuck you, but then I go. But then the podcast,

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Speaker 1: what's he gonna do? It's like no, no, no no, he

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Speaker 1: could walk away from all of it. He doesn't need

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Speaker 1: any of this ship if you're being abusive to him.

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Speaker 1: So I have to work on protecting him from me

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Speaker 1: when I'm in those moods. But most of all, I

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Speaker 1: have to work on how I handle my mood because

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Speaker 1: that's not okay. Just because you acknowledge that you're nasty

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Speaker 1: when you're in those moods doesn't mean it gives you

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Speaker 1: a free pass to be that way. So no, h

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Speaker 1: do I know you're a person that struggles with your anger?

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Speaker 1: What do you or like being in a mood and

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Speaker 1: saying nasty stuff? Just because I've heard of it, and

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Speaker 1: I would never even guess it for you. We've talked

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Speaker 1: about it a little bit, what do you do? So

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Speaker 1: similar to your friend who just needs their space from

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Speaker 1: other people, That's exactly what I need. I just like

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Speaker 1: be with myself and either I'll distract myself by reading

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Speaker 1: something or just trying to, you know, go through the

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Speaker 1: techniques of like just talking myself through it. It's not

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Speaker 1: like I just I guess a lot of it is

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Speaker 1: thinking about like, well, do you really want your relationship

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Speaker 1: to be this way? Like it could just be fun

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Speaker 1: and harmonious and easy going. Why do you have to

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Speaker 1: um like, uh, why do you have to pick a fight?

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Speaker 1: Why do you have to have things escalate? Why does

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Speaker 1: it out, just talking through and not getting so offended

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Speaker 1: and then just kind of like working through why I'm

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Speaker 1: getting offended. Can I put you in a position. Can

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Speaker 1: I can we talk about specifics because I really do.

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Speaker 1: I want to help myself here, I want to help

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Speaker 1: others here. Let's say you're in a bad mood and

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Speaker 1: maybe this doesn't you don't relate to this, so let

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Speaker 1: me know if you do that. Um is, Let's say

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Speaker 1: it's not related to your fiance who you live with.

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Speaker 1: It's not he is not the cause of it, whatever

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Speaker 1: that's putting you in this dark cloud. You don't. Let's

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Speaker 1: say you're in a bad mood and just are looking

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Speaker 1: really negatively at the world. Maybe something's going on with work,

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Speaker 1: like it's out side of him, right, um Will you

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Speaker 1: the wake, or do you bring him in? Truthfully, I

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Speaker 1: haven't really felt that way in a very long time.

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Speaker 1: Um so. But but it's because you've got help for it.

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Speaker 1: So let's talk about before you got help for it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'd probably just like isolate myself and be alone. But

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Speaker 1: that's just like a negative thing I was doing to

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Speaker 1: myself anyway. Yeah, because I see what happened was like

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Speaker 1: was going to pick back up to like best friends again,

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Speaker 1: so I don't like when friends abandoned me and change

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Speaker 1: You can't do this alone. See, this person was like, seriously,

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Speaker 1: saying the meanest things to you possible that would hurt

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Speaker 1: you so much so that you couldn't ever see me again,

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Speaker 1: like that's the state I was in and I wanted

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Speaker 1: to like blow up every single thing in my life

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Speaker 1: and I go okay, and the person was like, well

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Speaker 1: it just for me. I just want to be there

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Speaker 1: for my friends when they get into that and um,

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Speaker 1: I want to listen to sad music that makes me

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Speaker 1: it's the worst thing you can do, like get out

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Speaker 1: of that, even though it feels so good to wallow everyone.

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Speaker 1: That's why sad music rocks is because people want to

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Speaker 1: know that other humans feel the same way. When you

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Speaker 1: calling my dad on his birthday it always or all

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00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:38,640
Speaker 1: and my parents on their birthday. Sometimes it feels like, oh,

429
00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:41,320
Speaker 1: this is just like I have to do it. It's

430
00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:43,560
Speaker 1: a little bit like I'm not in the mood to

431
00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:44,840
Speaker 1: call my dad right now. I'd like to be in

432
00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:47,520
Speaker 1: the mood when I call my parents. And I was,

433
00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:49,600
Speaker 1: and I wasn't and then you and then I was

434
00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:51,320
Speaker 1: because my dad and I were having fun. He was

435
00:21:51,359 --> 00:21:52,800
Speaker 1: wearing a shirt that I got him for his birthday

436
00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:56,520
Speaker 1: a few years ago, and uh, and then Andrew came

437
00:21:56,520 --> 00:21:59,520
Speaker 1: in and like made me like, you made me appreciate

438
00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:02,440
Speaker 1: my dad so much in that moment because you he

439
00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:04,720
Speaker 1: was just so fun with you and like having such

440
00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:08,880
Speaker 1: a good time laughing what else were you were saying that? Um?

441
00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:11,080
Speaker 1: He uh. He was talking about going to Atlantic City

442
00:22:11,119 --> 00:22:13,320
Speaker 1: because we've been to Atlantic City, or we're going to

443
00:22:13,359 --> 00:22:16,800
Speaker 1: Atlantic City this Saturday, the Borgata, and my dad had

444
00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:18,720
Speaker 1: said he went there with my mom ten years ago

445
00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:21,240
Speaker 1: on some like work trip. They like had, you know,

446
00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:23,399
Speaker 1: a function in atlant City and they're like, let's go

447
00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:25,720
Speaker 1: to the the Borgata and he said that women it was

448
00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:27,280
Speaker 1: the first He goes, I guess this happens all the time,

449
00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:28,840
Speaker 1: but the first time I saw women standing on the

450
00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:30,560
Speaker 1: bar making out, which I guess is a thing, and

451
00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:32,199
Speaker 1: we're like, no, it's not. And he was like and

452
00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:34,240
Speaker 1: then all the guys were cheering them on, and I

453
00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:36,959
Speaker 1: was like, man, these guys are crazy. And it's like,

454
00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:40,480
Speaker 1: you mean the women making out on the bar like

455
00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:43,600
Speaker 1: like that. My dad blamed it on the men because

456
00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:46,280
Speaker 1: he said, we're doing it for the men. It is

457
00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:49,520
Speaker 1: the men's problem. And Andrew goes, you mean the women,

458
00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:51,480
Speaker 1: because my dad was like, god, I we just left

459
00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:53,600
Speaker 1: being like, I guess men are like that. They're crazy

460
00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:57,800
Speaker 1: and there's nothing an old man you'll beat the ship

461
00:22:57,880 --> 00:23:00,320
Speaker 1: out of him, like I think every guy can late

462
00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:03,439
Speaker 1: to telling an old guy who's falling apart, who was

463
00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:06,640
Speaker 1: maybe kind of tough and they're back in their day

464
00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:09,760
Speaker 1: that you will beat them with their own fake hip,

465
00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:12,760
Speaker 1: you know, stuff like that. It's just two guys just

466
00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:15,479
Speaker 1: like I'll rip your dick off and put it in

467
00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:22,119
Speaker 1: your ear. And he's like, it's so fun, and yeah,

468
00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:25,240
Speaker 1: I'm looking into getting my dad a present today. I

469
00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:27,760
Speaker 1: gotta figure out what to get him. I um, every

470
00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:29,960
Speaker 1: every year I get them, I try to get him something.

471
00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:31,959
Speaker 1: I mean, I bought my mom a fucking car, and

472
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,119
Speaker 1: so my dad's probably waiting like what's it gonna be,

473
00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:37,000
Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh, it's a new guitar. Pick girl

474
00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:40,200
Speaker 1: for that bottom mouth just be like, yeah, maybe I'll

475
00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:41,919
Speaker 1: just pay for his fun. That would be here, you

476
00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:46,719
Speaker 1: go at least part of that. Well, if I had

477
00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:49,879
Speaker 1: a dollar keep talking, Dad, every time you tell that story,

478
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:55,240
Speaker 1: I'll start going king, YEA so nice to me lately.

479
00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:58,440
Speaker 1: And he's like, is there a correlation here between him

480
00:23:58,440 --> 00:24:04,560
Speaker 1: and needing teeth? Like yeah, my dad is uh. I

481
00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:09,840
Speaker 1: love my dad. Happy birthday, Dad, August fifty four, great,

482
00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:12,880
Speaker 1: great time. He's a he's a great dad. I really

483
00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:17,760
Speaker 1: lucked out made me who I am? Um, He's like,

484
00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:21,560
Speaker 1: I can't believe he's even an age where he would go, God,

485
00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:23,720
Speaker 1: that's old as fuck. Like today, he joked that he

486
00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:26,080
Speaker 1: was forty nine. He was like, and um, just forty nine.

487
00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:29,399
Speaker 1: And I go, you actually have the spirit of a

488
00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:32,920
Speaker 1: forty year old and he moved. He moves a little

489
00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:36,320
Speaker 1: bit slower now. But my Dad, I mean, I don't

490
00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:42,040
Speaker 1: without sounding ridiculous, my dad has the best body of

491
00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:45,040
Speaker 1: any sixty six year old man you will ever see,

492
00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:49,200
Speaker 1: unless that's sixty six year old man like only spends

493
00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:53,639
Speaker 1: time on his body. My dad has the best body.

494
00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:55,639
Speaker 1: And I am bragging a little bit because I have

495
00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:57,800
Speaker 1: my dad's body. I do have a dad body. Everyone

496
00:24:57,840 --> 00:25:02,960
Speaker 1: knows it. Um, I will be, I will be. I'm

497
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:06,439
Speaker 1: turning like the because I don't exercise anymore. I don't diet,

498
00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:10,800
Speaker 1: and I realized, like my normal body without doing anything extra,

499
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:16,440
Speaker 1: is lanky and long and like kind of hairless like

500
00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:20,320
Speaker 1: my dad's. And I got a huge dick. Um, But

501
00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:23,960
Speaker 1: I I am like, I'm turning. My dad and I

502
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,359
Speaker 1: look the same from the back, like the same. We

503
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:29,080
Speaker 1: both have no ass our legs are exactly the same.

504
00:25:29,119 --> 00:25:32,280
Speaker 1: Sometimes my dad and I sit and next to each

505
00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:34,439
Speaker 1: other and our feet are like it's just it's eerie.

506
00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:37,000
Speaker 1: But I'm very grateful because my dad has a beautiful,

507
00:25:37,119 --> 00:25:40,080
Speaker 1: like even woman's figure. I mean like it's an androgeneous

508
00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:43,320
Speaker 1: men or women would accept it, would you agree? Mean? Yeah,

509
00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:46,240
Speaker 1: I think the older you guys get your getting closer

510
00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:48,439
Speaker 1: to meeting in the middle of being the same ex

511
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:53,280
Speaker 1: And then my mom, I can't my my voice, my

512
00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:55,359
Speaker 1: personality and voice is turning into my mom. And I

513
00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:57,240
Speaker 1: told her the other day, I go, I used to

514
00:25:57,280 --> 00:25:59,400
Speaker 1: hate when people said that, and now I fucking love

515
00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:01,960
Speaker 1: it because you're the funniest person ever. So if I

516
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:03,800
Speaker 1: get my dad's body and my mom has a great

517
00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:06,480
Speaker 1: bod too, I've just like accepted that we I don't

518
00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:09,359
Speaker 1: get my sister got my mom's looks. I got my

519
00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:13,119
Speaker 1: dad's looks, and I got my mom's personality. So today, um,

520
00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:15,520
Speaker 1: I was actually doing an impression of my The thing

521
00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:17,280
Speaker 1: that makes my dad laugh more than anything that I

522
00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:21,240
Speaker 1: do is impressions of our family members and my mom.

523
00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:24,120
Speaker 1: I haven't even done. When I was living at home,

524
00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:27,600
Speaker 1: I used to do my mom like for my dad

525
00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:30,959
Speaker 1: when my Mom's being not her best self, and like

526
00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:35,359
Speaker 1: because this morning I could hear the vacuum going in

527
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:38,520
Speaker 1: the background, and I go, what's his mom? I go,

528
00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:40,680
Speaker 1: his mom cleaning and she goes, of course she's cleaning.

529
00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:43,280
Speaker 1: And I go who's coming over? And he goes, no one,

530
00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:46,600
Speaker 1: and I go, Dad, someone's coming over. There's my mom

531
00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:52,080
Speaker 1: would not be feverishly unless someone. And he goes your sister,

532
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:54,480
Speaker 1: but she doesn't care, and I go, yes, she does.

533
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:57,600
Speaker 1: And my sister. I've told my sister sometimes because when

534
00:26:57,600 --> 00:26:59,399
Speaker 1: my mom, when I was living there, my my my

535
00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:01,479
Speaker 1: mom would go crazy cleaning and I go, what are

536
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:03,600
Speaker 1: you doing? Lauren's coming over? And she's like, I'm not

537
00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:05,679
Speaker 1: doing this for Lauren, doing it for me, and I go,

538
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:08,560
Speaker 1: it seems to be for Lauren because you weren't cleaning

539
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:10,960
Speaker 1: before Lauren said she was coming over. Then you started clean,

540
00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:13,000
Speaker 1: Like it's okay to admit that you want your daughter

541
00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:14,440
Speaker 1: to think you have a clean house even though she

542
00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:15,960
Speaker 1: grew up in it and she knows it's clean, and

543
00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:18,120
Speaker 1: she knows you're crazy. UM, And I say that with love,

544
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:21,119
Speaker 1: crazy with love, But UM, I just started going. I

545
00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:23,520
Speaker 1: started doing an impression my mom for my dad, which

546
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:27,280
Speaker 1: is maybe my most favorite thing to do. UM, because

547
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:29,760
Speaker 1: it makes my dad laugh so hard. So I just

548
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:33,080
Speaker 1: started going, e J, I'm cleaning the fucking house. What's

549
00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:35,399
Speaker 1: it to you? If you would? It's your birthday. I

550
00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:37,479
Speaker 1: haven't asked you to do a goddamn thing this today.

551
00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:40,000
Speaker 1: Why are you giving me ship for cleaning? I like

552
00:27:40,119 --> 00:27:44,040
Speaker 1: a clean fucking house, you know it's it's I'm the

553
00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:45,920
Speaker 1: only one that picks up over here, and we look

554
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,840
Speaker 1: like goddamn white trash. We got the kids coming over.

555
00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:50,320
Speaker 1: I wanted to be clean, and my dad was laughing

556
00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:53,960
Speaker 1: because you guys don't understand. That is exactly how my

557
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:57,440
Speaker 1: mom sounds, exactly when she is in like the fight

558
00:27:57,520 --> 00:28:02,320
Speaker 1: or flight response of um, you know, being told? You know,

559
00:28:02,359 --> 00:28:04,880
Speaker 1: my mom is not like being told why are you cleaning?

560
00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:06,960
Speaker 1: Because I want to? God damn it? Are you sure

561
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,680
Speaker 1: it's not because we're having people over and you're just

562
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:10,880
Speaker 1: trying to make people think that you are better than

563
00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:13,720
Speaker 1: you are based on your cleaning, cleaning your house, even

564
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:15,800
Speaker 1: though they don't care and they love you anyway. I'm

565
00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:21,640
Speaker 1: not doing this for someone else. It's just that's my mom. Andrew,

566
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:25,359
Speaker 1: What are you laughing about? Doing her voice? What do

567
00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:29,159
Speaker 1: you what the know? You're just you know, what you

568
00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:31,400
Speaker 1: could do. You could pick up some things. I never

569
00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:33,680
Speaker 1: asked you to pick up anything when you come over

570
00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:37,560
Speaker 1: star house. But no, when when have I asked you

571
00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:42,320
Speaker 1: to pick up anything to throw? From cans and recycling

572
00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:46,360
Speaker 1: a couple of times? Oh oh, did you do those

573
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:50,200
Speaker 1: cans and recycling with you? This is all my weight.

574
00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:55,760
Speaker 1: I just realized this is me. I know you're both

575
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:58,680
Speaker 1: your mom and your dad. Like anything you can plain

576
00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:03,000
Speaker 1: about isn't that weird? I see like in you? And

577
00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:07,280
Speaker 1: you know, look, I have my and my mom's dick,

578
00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:10,920
Speaker 1: so I get it. I mean, if your parents would

579
00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:12,280
Speaker 1: have like hung out with you more, maybe you would

580
00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:16,440
Speaker 1: have picked up something of theirs. Yeah, but we had

581
00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:18,600
Speaker 1: a we had a house cleaner because they kind of

582
00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:22,160
Speaker 1: abandoned you emotionally. And yeah, do you ever sound like um?

583
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:25,040
Speaker 1: I think I picked up things from my mom daring

584
00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:27,760
Speaker 1: my whenever I'm very lazy. I mean, my mom was

585
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:32,840
Speaker 1: extremely lazy due to depression, and you know, never left

586
00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:35,479
Speaker 1: her bed and displayed solitaire and drink wine on the rocks.

587
00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:39,600
Speaker 1: I do that, but just with lacroix um and instead

588
00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:43,120
Speaker 1: of Solitaire, I just watched Dave. Your mom would have

589
00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:51,880
Speaker 1: been so funny. Wasn't big like flavored seltzer water was dude,

590
00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:56,120
Speaker 1: you know, is a lamb chop And she likes the

591
00:29:56,240 --> 00:30:01,240
Speaker 1: zug on the bone. Boy, I mean, is you do that?

592
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:05,800
Speaker 1: Is you sing on the bone, I'll be like, Mom,

593
00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:09,640
Speaker 1: not now, and you fucking do it in your own room.

594
00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:12,960
Speaker 1: I love your parents. It's it's so funny to like

595
00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:16,479
Speaker 1: hear like, and I'm so glad your mom isn't in

596
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:19,680
Speaker 1: that state. I mean, your mom has her own issue,

597
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:23,560
Speaker 1: says she's going through health wise now, So glad that

598
00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:28,080
Speaker 1: that didn't listen. I'm so scared, glad that her depression

599
00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:30,720
Speaker 1: didn't kill her. You know what I mean, Like that

600
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:33,160
Speaker 1: kind of depression. I've been through it. I don't I

601
00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:35,280
Speaker 1: would have done the same fucking thing that your mom did. Yeah,

602
00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:39,280
Speaker 1: I just like you don't have any other Yesterday was

603
00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:43,240
Speaker 1: like getting so fucking sad with like just her being

604
00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:46,000
Speaker 1: in Florida and like literally she was talking to her lung,

605
00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:48,760
Speaker 1: you know, because she has cp D and she was

606
00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:52,080
Speaker 1: which is emphysema, which is a lung disease, which so

607
00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:55,720
Speaker 1: if you have COVID with that, it's pretty much it's

608
00:30:55,720 --> 00:31:01,880
Speaker 1: a ticket to whatever to Yeah, have the vaccine which

609
00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:04,000
Speaker 1: I found interesting that she could take the vaccine, so

610
00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:07,120
Speaker 1: why couldn't. But anyway, so then uh, she said her

611
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:11,960
Speaker 1: lung doctorrself like forty new patients like within the last

612
00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:15,920
Speaker 1: day of COVID and they were all, you know, just

613
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,840
Speaker 1: like he told her she should not like leave her

614
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:22,880
Speaker 1: fucking her own bedroom. So she's like sucking the prisoners.

615
00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:28,720
Speaker 1: Well she's like, okay, back to through you just hear

616
00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:38,000
Speaker 1: American online going. But anyhow, you've got mail. It's just

617
00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:42,560
Speaker 1: a yeah, life is sad, and um what I wanted

618
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:45,600
Speaker 1: to say though before you really brought it down with

619
00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:49,320
Speaker 1: what I said, Lamb was kidding. I'm dude, I'm kidding.

620
00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:52,920
Speaker 1: I love I love talking about sad stuff. And UM,

621
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:55,440
Speaker 1: I'm sorry that it was sad for you to talk

622
00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:57,440
Speaker 1: to your mom. You could always talk to me about

623
00:31:57,440 --> 00:31:59,360
Speaker 1: that stuff. You know, I'm there for you. Bro through

624
00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:03,480
Speaker 1: your bed truly through your bedroom door, and you're like,

625
00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:05,080
Speaker 1: why are you on this side of the house but

626
00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:08,840
Speaker 1: my mom? Just don't you hear the white noise machine

627
00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:12,200
Speaker 1: vibrating myself right now? I don't want to talk about

628
00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:18,280
Speaker 1: your mom possibly. Um know, what what I will say

629
00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:21,280
Speaker 1: is that the other night you when you got when

630
00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:23,120
Speaker 1: you came out of your bedroom yesterday morning with a

631
00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:25,240
Speaker 1: bunch of cans and you were like, I'm cleaning, baby,

632
00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:27,720
Speaker 1: I'm feeling good. You go. Yeah, I think I was

633
00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:29,960
Speaker 1: actually depressed the past couple of days. It was funny

634
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:32,880
Speaker 1: to me that you didn't know you were depressed until yeah,

635
00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:36,040
Speaker 1: I knew, or maybe you didn't articulate. I don't know

636
00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:38,680
Speaker 1: what it is. And it's like that thing where like

637
00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:41,800
Speaker 1: I don't want to complain anymore about things, but like

638
00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:46,040
Speaker 1: anytime I fly, I swear to two days after, I'm

639
00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:48,920
Speaker 1: just in a weird mental state. And I think a

640
00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:52,680
Speaker 1: lot of people like a flying affects their brain and

641
00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:54,680
Speaker 1: that on top of you know, the other stuff that

642
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:59,840
Speaker 1: was stressful this weekend, a lot of stress, like yeah,

643
00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:03,560
Speaker 1: Brenna leaving me, being in a fucking bad mood, the

644
00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:05,840
Speaker 1: one person you live with that's not really talking to you.

645
00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:08,480
Speaker 1: I mean, it's like, of course, but I do want

646
00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:11,160
Speaker 1: to say though it was you were like I saw

647
00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:13,200
Speaker 1: you post, we weren't really talking that much. I was

648
00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:14,560
Speaker 1: just like, not in the mood to be social. It

649
00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:16,560
Speaker 1: wasn't about you. It's so funny that I was just

650
00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:18,160
Speaker 1: talking about someone doing that to me. And now I'm

651
00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:22,640
Speaker 1: like offended by it, and and and that I have

652
00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:24,360
Speaker 1: a right to be offended because I'm like, just tell

653
00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:26,200
Speaker 1: me you're in a bad mood, then like, don't just

654
00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:28,160
Speaker 1: cut me out and say like then I think it's

655
00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:31,040
Speaker 1: about me. But I was like, not that social wasn't

656
00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:32,920
Speaker 1: doing you. But then I saw in your story you

657
00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:35,200
Speaker 1: were like, oh my god, this new racing show. I'm obsessed.

658
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:38,440
Speaker 1: There's some show, some drug show or something, money Heist.

659
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:40,720
Speaker 1: And then I was like, okay, so he's in his

660
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:43,680
Speaker 1: room like enjoying this new show. He's not like staying

661
00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:45,520
Speaker 1: away from me because he's mad at me, because I

662
00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:47,760
Speaker 1: thought you were just like fine bitch and in your

663
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:50,080
Speaker 1: room trying to avoid me, and like just like when

664
00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:51,320
Speaker 1: you were in your room all day a couple of

665
00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:53,280
Speaker 1: days ago, but you're watching Money Heist. I heard it

666
00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:54,880
Speaker 1: through the I was like, oh, he's into this new show.

667
00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:56,360
Speaker 1: And then it was confirmed through your Instagram. Sorry, I'm

668
00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:58,680
Speaker 1: gonna make this very quickly. And then I go to

669
00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:00,840
Speaker 1: bed later that night and on my phone and all

670
00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:04,360
Speaker 1: of a sudden, my lava lamp went out and my

671
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:07,320
Speaker 1: phone kind of went because it on like it was

672
00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:09,200
Speaker 1: plugged in and I felt a govert like it was

673
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:11,440
Speaker 1: like unplugged and then plugged back in. So we had

674
00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:14,000
Speaker 1: like a power surge. And Andrew text me what the hell,

675
00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:16,960
Speaker 1: what the funk was that? And I go, what do

676
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:20,000
Speaker 1: you mean? He goes like that you rarely was fun.

677
00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:23,400
Speaker 1: What the hell was that? A you were like scared

678
00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:25,440
Speaker 1: and angry. Yeah, you said, what the hell was that?

679
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:27,399
Speaker 1: And I go, I think a power surge, like it's

680
00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:29,879
Speaker 1: back on right and everything's okay, And you were like, yeah,

681
00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:31,440
Speaker 1: but that was weird. And I was like, I just

682
00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:33,840
Speaker 1: don't and I think everything's fine, Like that's fine. And

683
00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:35,560
Speaker 1: then you were just like I think I just got

684
00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:37,680
Speaker 1: upset because it turned off my TV. And I was like,

685
00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:41,120
Speaker 1: I knew it. I knew that. Your response was like

686
00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:43,600
Speaker 1: you were sad that money I got you had to

687
00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:45,839
Speaker 1: like restart money, and I had to figure out where

688
00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:50,480
Speaker 1: I was. I mean, I didn't know if I was four,

689
00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:55,480
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Yeah, dude, that didn't apparently

690
00:34:55,560 --> 00:35:01,560
Speaker 1: here we come. You heardst first, Oh my god, the

691
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:03,839
Speaker 1: weekend's coming. What are you gonna do? Are you gonna

692
00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:05,440
Speaker 1: go out on a boat, You're gonna go out on

693
00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:07,319
Speaker 1: the lake, You're gonna hit golf balls. You're gonna hate

694
00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:12,560
Speaker 1: your wife, I hope not. Okay, oh yeah, don't hit

695
00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:16,319
Speaker 1: your wife. The swells for everyone out there for sure, UM,

696
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:19,239
Speaker 1: have a great time in Attic. They were coming to

697
00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:22,279
Speaker 1: Atlantic City, the Borgatta, the Music Box. Some people call

698
00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:24,719
Speaker 1: it the Box, other people call it music Land. Here

699
00:35:24,719 --> 00:35:28,000
Speaker 1: we go. Listen. If you meet and greets to the

700
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,279
Speaker 1: Borgata or any of my upcoming shows, if they do

701
00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:32,680
Speaker 1: get canceled, you can get your money back through the

702
00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:35,080
Speaker 1: box office. Like you'll find that. And just don't get

703
00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:36,640
Speaker 1: mad at me if I canceled meeting greets. I'm just

704
00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:38,359
Speaker 1: trying not to get Delta. I'm trying not to give

705
00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:41,600
Speaker 1: you Delta like, but it's it's on a case by

706
00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:44,719
Speaker 1: case basis. But um, just understand that I'm not doing

707
00:35:44,719 --> 00:35:46,160
Speaker 1: it because I don't want to meet you. It's just

708
00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:50,200
Speaker 1: because I'm scared that of that stuff. So um, that's

709
00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:52,000
Speaker 1: all I want to say. You think Delta will change

710
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,920
Speaker 1: its name like you think? Because remember when it was

711
00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:59,000
Speaker 1: Corona and then it was COVID and who's killed still

712
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,319
Speaker 1: calling it? Someone said coronavirus the other day and I go,

713
00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:05,399
Speaker 1: what the funk are you talking about? And we call

714
00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:10,560
Speaker 1: it like, you know what would be like David fourteen

715
00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:13,799
Speaker 1: or something. I don't know something because they changed it

716
00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:23,440
Speaker 1: from Corona to COVID nineteen, so maybe we'll go from David. Anyways. Okay,

717
00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:26,760
Speaker 1: I can't believe I haven't heard so many jokes about

718
00:36:27,239 --> 00:36:30,960
Speaker 1: I made a joke last week on stage that San

719
00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:33,680
Speaker 1: Antonio looked like it wasn't suffering with the Delta variant,

720
00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:36,800
Speaker 1: it was suffering with the Southwest or the Spirit Airlines variant,

721
00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:38,640
Speaker 1: and people fucking loved it. And I go, have we

722
00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:40,960
Speaker 1: all not made that joke a million times? Right? Like?

723
00:36:41,239 --> 00:36:44,440
Speaker 1: I think I think Delta has been getting crushed. I

724
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:48,240
Speaker 1: feel like the airline for that. Oh, airlines are fucked

725
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:51,000
Speaker 1: right now. Anyway, maybe it's in the news. Five parents

726
00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:57,239
Speaker 1: had to be No, maybe it is in the news. Okay,

727
00:36:57,840 --> 00:37:01,040
Speaker 1: five parents had to be separate? Did a UKs do

728
00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:06,320
Speaker 1: after encouraging each other to swear a guess? Oh that's cute,

729
00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:10,520
Speaker 1: as that's what one of them said. Yeah, so five

730
00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:14,799
Speaker 1: parents had to be older African grays. Yeah, these things

731
00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:17,600
Speaker 1: talk a lot. This is the one that um Pete

732
00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:19,680
Speaker 1: Lee has. These ones if you want to get a

733
00:37:19,719 --> 00:37:22,160
Speaker 1: pair of that talks. These are the babies to get.

734
00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:24,399
Speaker 1: Oh my god, they're so cute, they said. Usually they

735
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:26,839
Speaker 1: clam up when they get outside, they don't curse as much,

736
00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:30,480
Speaker 1: but these five like like they get each other going,

737
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:34,480
Speaker 1: you know, oh sweet. But so they had to be separated.

738
00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:38,040
Speaker 1: It's so cute when a bird knows it's being mischievous.

739
00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:40,920
Speaker 1: They are so fucking smart. Dude. What were they saying?

740
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:44,200
Speaker 1: Was it in British access so people weren't as upset

741
00:37:44,239 --> 00:37:47,920
Speaker 1: because it sounded smart still, but yeah, no, maybe they

742
00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:51,239
Speaker 1: were asking for a cigarette. Yeah, but they added a

743
00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:54,719
Speaker 1: fun to it, which is also offensive. Yeah, so they

744
00:37:54,719 --> 00:37:57,640
Speaker 1: had to be separated throughout the Maybe they're asking Matt

745
00:37:57,719 --> 00:38:01,920
Speaker 1: Damon for a cigarette Matt Damon's daughter. Uh yeah, I I.

746
00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:05,320
Speaker 1: They didn't say exactly what they were saying, but parents,

747
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:08,720
Speaker 1: they were worried about children hearing them. Although most people

748
00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:14,359
Speaker 1: loved it obviously, come on, you know what we a

749
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:18,720
Speaker 1: cursing parrot exhibit at a zoo would fly off the people.

750
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,400
Speaker 1: You you go at your own discretion. It's in an

751
00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:24,160
Speaker 1: enclosed space, so you have to agree that you know

752
00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:28,799
Speaker 1: kids are watching porn now, like there's no I have

753
00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:33,080
Speaker 1: not seen are you eighteen or over? Thing? Before a

754
00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:35,719
Speaker 1: porn site and forever. That's because I have members to

755
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:37,680
Speaker 1: them all where I've confirmed that with my credit card.

756
00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:41,719
Speaker 1: But um, you know, why are we protecting kids from

757
00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:46,240
Speaker 1: really fun things, which a parrot cussing, a parent cussing,

758
00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:48,839
Speaker 1: or a monkey jerking off and then smelling its own ship.

759
00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:53,200
Speaker 1: I mean, you tell me, I mean, you you tell me.

760
00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:56,640
Speaker 1: I think parrots cussing are like I've been comparing f

761
00:38:56,760 --> 00:39:00,480
Speaker 1: Boy Island and reality shows to going to a zoo

762
00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:03,680
Speaker 1: because people go, it's fake, and I go, zoos are fake,

763
00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:07,440
Speaker 1: but the animals are living within this fake environment and

764
00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:10,280
Speaker 1: living real lives, and we watch them and have entertainment

765
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:12,759
Speaker 1: when I watch. If I go to the zoo, people

766
00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:15,520
Speaker 1: are like, wow, you're cultured and you love animals. If

767
00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:18,799
Speaker 1: I watch f Boy Island, people are like, you're a narcissist.

768
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:21,360
Speaker 1: You're watching for yourself. No, they go, you know that's

769
00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:23,640
Speaker 1: that's not real TV. And it's like, no, this is

770
00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:28,080
Speaker 1: like watching human animals act and like jerk off on

771
00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:31,520
Speaker 1: each other and and cuss, and I just think it

772
00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:36,439
Speaker 1: is to watch. No, no, no, no, no. People say

773
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:43,120
Speaker 1: in general about about reality shows or are it's all fake? Yeah?

774
00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:45,160
Speaker 1: I mean that's the number one way that people who

775
00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:47,319
Speaker 1: think they're smarter than like who don't want to be

776
00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:49,879
Speaker 1: only are like that are so cool. Like the Taylor

777
00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:52,359
Speaker 1: Swift song where she goes with some indie record that's

778
00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:54,239
Speaker 1: much cooler than mine, where she's making fun of Jake

779
00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:56,319
Speaker 1: Jillen Hall being like, I'm gonna go over here because

780
00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:58,920
Speaker 1: my anyone who does something to be you know, like,

781
00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:01,319
Speaker 1: if you don't watch reality TV because you think it's

782
00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:04,080
Speaker 1: like dumb and not because you actually don't like it,

783
00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:06,880
Speaker 1: then you're kid. You're just doing something to present like

784
00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:10,120
Speaker 1: you're an intellectual and you're not, and actually intellectual people

785
00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:13,239
Speaker 1: love reality shows because it's like a nature document. It's

786
00:40:13,239 --> 00:40:18,839
Speaker 1: like Jane goodawling for humans. I'm just we should get

787
00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:22,600
Speaker 1: a parrot. I fucking curses, dude, dude, I'm ready to

788
00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:25,600
Speaker 1: get a parrot. I want to get all the time.

789
00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:28,120
Speaker 1: Can we give him like a certain time because I

790
00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:32,719
Speaker 1: don't want to be awake? Yeah, you beat it and

791
00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:35,160
Speaker 1: you don't want it to, and then you stop beating

792
00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:38,839
Speaker 1: it when you want it to. It's very no, no, no,

793
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:41,239
Speaker 1: they you know, we might get you might get one

794
00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:43,879
Speaker 1: that bites and that isn't great and like won't even talk.

795
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:46,960
Speaker 1: Sometimes you get a parrot that's doesn't talk, you know,

796
00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:48,759
Speaker 1: like it's just like having a kid. You might get

797
00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:53,160
Speaker 1: one that's just like not my buddy's dad out of

798
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:55,560
Speaker 1: his mouth like and he was kind of like today,

799
00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:57,360
Speaker 1: And then you would see him with this bird picking

800
00:40:57,400 --> 00:41:01,359
Speaker 1: food out of his teeth. Oh, I love Keewie. Used

801
00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:03,960
Speaker 1: to go in my braces and pick out stuff, and

802
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,680
Speaker 1: I put his put his whole head in. Because birds

803
00:41:06,719 --> 00:41:09,239
Speaker 1: have a bunch of feathers around their neck, so their

804
00:41:09,320 --> 00:41:12,400
Speaker 1: necks are really just the like little bone with some tendons,

805
00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:14,640
Speaker 1: you know, like it's very little, but their next are

806
00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:16,560
Speaker 1: all just fluff. So when you put their head in

807
00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:19,560
Speaker 1: your neck, you can close your mouth around it like

808
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:22,799
Speaker 1: you're whistling, and just leave. And it looks like you've

809
00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:25,600
Speaker 1: just bit off its head because you've closed it around

810
00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:28,600
Speaker 1: its neck, which is very small, and it's so and

811
00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:31,400
Speaker 1: everyone freaks out. But man, I miss Kewie and I

812
00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:34,200
Speaker 1: missed Brenna. What's the next story. Okay, So the study

813
00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:37,680
Speaker 1: finds that men who ejaculate speaking of Branna twenty one

814
00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:41,440
Speaker 1: times a month, we're one third less likely to develop

815
00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:44,640
Speaker 1: prostate cancer than men who ejaculated only four to seven

816
00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:46,600
Speaker 1: times a month. I mean, what does study you want?

817
00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:50,600
Speaker 1: Tell me the percentage again? One times. If you exaculate

818
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:54,160
Speaker 1: one times a month, you're one third less likely to

819
00:41:54,239 --> 00:41:59,000
Speaker 1: develop prostate cancer. Oh damn it, what a weird study.

820
00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:02,200
Speaker 1: I'm mean they said that they did it throughout like

821
00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:04,640
Speaker 1: their twenties to forties, like it was a long study.

822
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:08,160
Speaker 1: So but I gotta figure, like, if you're older, you're

823
00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:10,359
Speaker 1: more likely to get prostate cancer, and you're more likely

824
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:14,640
Speaker 1: to jerk off less. But and prostate cancer is one

825
00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:17,600
Speaker 1: of the easiest ones to survive. Dr drew Um at

826
00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:19,600
Speaker 1: prostate cancer. I remember he told me he got his

827
00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:23,919
Speaker 1: prostate removed. He now shoots out nothing, no come because

828
00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:28,560
Speaker 1: he got his tubes or whatever. His no. The second

829
00:42:29,560 --> 00:42:32,319
Speaker 1: the sect of me you shoot blanks Um. You still

830
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:34,440
Speaker 1: shoot com but it's like kind of more watery. I think,

831
00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:37,400
Speaker 1: correct me if I'm wrong with dusties. But then remove

832
00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:41,400
Speaker 1: your prostate. Nothing comes out literally zip like a ghost.

833
00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:43,680
Speaker 1: I mean, I honestly, I do not. I don't jerk

834
00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:46,719
Speaker 1: and I'm going to die tomorrow. I don't jerk off.

835
00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:49,600
Speaker 1: I jerk off. I think maybe five times a month. Right,

836
00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:52,560
Speaker 1: you've said every four days. Yeah, so every four so

837
00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:58,040
Speaker 1: I gotta you're you're gonna be fine, don't jerk off dry?

838
00:42:58,120 --> 00:43:01,439
Speaker 1: And then I bruise my own penis. I could rip

839
00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:04,759
Speaker 1: my own. Yeah, it's a mess down there sometimes when

840
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:08,120
Speaker 1: I go to town for two long Yeah, how are

841
00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:12,120
Speaker 1: you doing with um? Not coming up because your girlfriend's

842
00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:15,799
Speaker 1: just jerking it more? And uh, you know, my sex

843
00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:21,680
Speaker 1: drive isn't crazy to begin with, but how's your golf drive? Fantastic?

844
00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:23,319
Speaker 1: I shot at seventy nine. I broke eighty for the

845
00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:24,719
Speaker 1: first time yesterday. Oh my god. You want to know

846
00:43:24,719 --> 00:43:27,360
Speaker 1: a crazy story. Yesterday? Have you ever seen Legend of

847
00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:31,080
Speaker 1: Bag of Ants? That movie? No, but I know about it.

848
00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:33,799
Speaker 1: I was playing and I shot pretty good. I shot

849
00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:35,680
Speaker 1: a forty on the front nine and then starting on

850
00:43:35,719 --> 00:43:39,200
Speaker 1: the back nine. Uh, A guy, a black guy just

851
00:43:39,239 --> 00:43:42,520
Speaker 1: appeared who was wearing like layers, like multiple layers. It

852
00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:44,799
Speaker 1: was ninety degrees out with two gloves. He was wearing

853
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:47,480
Speaker 1: two gloves that weren't even golf gloves. He looked homeless,

854
00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:50,280
Speaker 1: and he had an old, really old set of clubs

855
00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:53,360
Speaker 1: and he was playing in front of me. One like

856
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:55,239
Speaker 1: he started writing front and he's like why don't we

857
00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:57,399
Speaker 1: just pair up? And so I just started playing with

858
00:43:57,440 --> 00:44:01,239
Speaker 1: this and he goes back of vans and I swear

859
00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:03,759
Speaker 1: to God, like I don't think he paid to to

860
00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:06,799
Speaker 1: to play. Did you ask his name? His name was

861
00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:13,520
Speaker 1: Alan and um and so weird you just make who

862
00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:16,480
Speaker 1: was wearing layers and ninety degrees? Did you guys talk?

863
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:18,400
Speaker 1: Did you ask him about his layers? And it's the

864
00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:22,240
Speaker 1: sweater vessel. He goes, I'm sixty with these old clubs

865
00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:24,040
Speaker 1: because I want to know how hard it is when

866
00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:26,880
Speaker 1: they used to play. And he was so easy going

867
00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:29,200
Speaker 1: about bad shots and he was like I thought he

868
00:44:29,239 --> 00:44:32,480
Speaker 1: was my imagination. After he left, he left before the

869
00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:34,920
Speaker 1: nine was over, and he just walked off into the woods,

870
00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:39,200
Speaker 1: and I'm like, did anyone else didn't say goodbye? It

871
00:44:39,239 --> 00:44:42,759
Speaker 1: was wild and for the first time ever, and I

872
00:44:42,840 --> 00:44:46,440
Speaker 1: think this guy came to my life. It was pretty

873
00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:49,839
Speaker 1: like it was pretty wild. That's really amazing. I can't

874
00:44:49,840 --> 00:44:52,000
Speaker 1: believe I asked you about golf today. Well I wanted

875
00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:56,960
Speaker 1: to save it for the pod, but yeah, that is well, um,

876
00:44:57,080 --> 00:45:00,120
Speaker 1: let's get to uh this. This transitions perfectly into our

877
00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:06,280
Speaker 1: weekly sports moment. Why do I care about sports? Gears?

878
00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:14,359
Speaker 1: Andrew's weekly sports moment. Wait, did we throw a fan

879
00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:17,279
Speaker 1: tracks in there? For a second? There was a little

880
00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:19,759
Speaker 1: bit of a fan tracks. Listen, it's coming. No one's

881
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:21,839
Speaker 1: going to hear that one. We're gonna we're gonna clean

882
00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:26,720
Speaker 1: it up. Leave it in, bitch, you're slipping slim. Slip

883
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:30,640
Speaker 1: and slipping. You're slipping slim comes from when my dad

884
00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:33,560
Speaker 1: had a one job the only time you ever waited tables.

885
00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:36,200
Speaker 1: He was like in over his head. He lied about

886
00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:39,120
Speaker 1: having experienced just like you have before for a waiter job.

887
00:45:39,560 --> 00:45:41,759
Speaker 1: And he was delivering someone there's soup and he was

888
00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:44,839
Speaker 1: sweating a lot because he was just like overwhelmed. And

889
00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:46,799
Speaker 1: there was like a piece of sweat that just fell

890
00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:48,680
Speaker 1: in this guy's soup as he set it down. And

891
00:45:48,719 --> 00:45:50,200
Speaker 1: then the guy just looked at the soup and looked

892
00:45:50,239 --> 00:45:54,759
Speaker 1: up with my dad and goes, you're slipping slim. And

893
00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:57,320
Speaker 1: so I say it all the time, Happy birthday Dad. Alright,

894
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:01,920
Speaker 1: moment news, Oh no, wait, I just started reading the

895
00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:06,759
Speaker 1: ejaculation slipping fat. All right, Yeah, dude, you need to

896
00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:09,920
Speaker 1: come come Cat on the loose draws M v P,

897
00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:13,440
Speaker 1: Chance and Bronx at a Yankee Stadium and sets the

898
00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:16,480
Speaker 1: ground crew off on a wild chase. You gotta watch this.

899
00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:19,600
Speaker 1: Wait wait wait, wait wait you just so I just

900
00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:21,719
Speaker 1: saw the headline, So I know what the funk it

901
00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:25,520
Speaker 1: is that you were saying. It sounds like you said chance,

902
00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:30,280
Speaker 1: like like he has a chance, but it's chant like chance. Yes, chance,

903
00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:34,440
Speaker 1: people chanting cat on the loose draws m v P chance.

904
00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:38,600
Speaker 1: So people were screaming m v P m v P. Right,

905
00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:41,279
Speaker 1: So that's another way, you know, another way of saying this.

906
00:46:41,719 --> 00:46:43,960
Speaker 1: So there was a cat on the loose at a

907
00:46:44,040 --> 00:46:46,480
Speaker 1: baseball game and the crowd loved it so much they

908
00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:49,239
Speaker 1: started chanting m v P. That would be a way

909
00:46:49,239 --> 00:46:52,080
Speaker 1: to read that. Yeah, this is this engse you wanted

910
00:46:52,120 --> 00:46:54,279
Speaker 1: to at some point. Oh my god. So this cat

911
00:46:54,480 --> 00:46:57,520
Speaker 1: looks so scared and so cute. It looks like an asla.

912
00:46:57,760 --> 00:47:01,239
Speaker 1: So this cat, it's so cute. It's so it's around outfield.

913
00:47:01,239 --> 00:47:04,600
Speaker 1: It's people are running after Wait, let's hear the chances.

914
00:47:04,600 --> 00:47:08,560
Speaker 1: How boring baseball is. Because it's a Baltimore Yankees game.

915
00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:12,680
Speaker 1: You know, people are losing their minds. They're they're chasing

916
00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:15,080
Speaker 1: this cat around the field. I mean, you guys, there's

917
00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:17,279
Speaker 1: four guys that are the ones that come out and

918
00:47:17,520 --> 00:47:20,120
Speaker 1: oh my god, they can't catch it. These they must

919
00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:23,480
Speaker 1: feel so dumb. What's dumber than chasing a cat like

920
00:47:23,520 --> 00:47:26,560
Speaker 1: in front of a bunch of baseball players watching these

921
00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:30,000
Speaker 1: guys are oh my god, it's like jumping around. These

922
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:31,759
Speaker 1: guys are the ones that come out and and lay

923
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:36,080
Speaker 1: the little things and then they drag them like rakes.

924
00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:39,080
Speaker 1: You don't want to grab a cat. A cat's gonna

925
00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:43,040
Speaker 1: fuck you, you know. Oh, this poor cat is just

926
00:47:43,120 --> 00:47:45,680
Speaker 1: so scared. The poor kitty. They're just not handling it

927
00:47:45,719 --> 00:47:48,880
Speaker 1: the right way. Now they are acting like this cat

928
00:47:49,080 --> 00:47:51,880
Speaker 1: is a wild beast, like it's a cat. They're freaking

929
00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:54,759
Speaker 1: out if they you're not catching you guys, you gotta

930
00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:58,920
Speaker 1: watch this video. The dugout is going crazy that these

931
00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:03,880
Speaker 1: guys going like you know, yeah, now they're cheering it

932
00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:07,439
Speaker 1: on like it's like went to the box. It went,

933
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:12,440
Speaker 1: Oh he went to go get refreshments. Just got a

934
00:48:12,480 --> 00:48:18,400
Speaker 1: minor league contract, dude. That cat was incredible. That was

935
00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:20,359
Speaker 1: a great sports moment. I can't believe it didn't see

936
00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:25,680
Speaker 1: that on the stadium, Like how does he get to

937
00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:29,840
Speaker 1: that field because it was a string. But I'm just saying,

938
00:48:29,880 --> 00:48:33,080
Speaker 1: like Okay, he climbed the fence. It's a city cat.

939
00:48:33,080 --> 00:48:36,040
Speaker 1: He climbed the fense, got over it, just crept around,

940
00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:39,160
Speaker 1: was eating eating mice, eating popcorn, kind of having like

941
00:48:39,560 --> 00:48:41,400
Speaker 1: a day of it. And then yeah, I don't know,

942
00:48:41,680 --> 00:48:46,160
Speaker 1: maybe someone brought him and then released it, but dugout

943
00:48:46,200 --> 00:48:47,919
Speaker 1: and then they just kind of let him be, which

944
00:48:47,960 --> 00:48:49,640
Speaker 1: was kind of cool as them, like they let him

945
00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:51,680
Speaker 1: just chill and then he ran out to the field.

946
00:48:51,680 --> 00:48:55,239
Speaker 1: But I just love picturing this cat being like like

947
00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:58,680
Speaker 1: getting to the actual field, like all the things he

948
00:48:58,719 --> 00:49:01,680
Speaker 1: had to go through. You know, it's like oceans for

949
00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:05,800
Speaker 1: this cat. I love um. I love that we protect

950
00:49:05,840 --> 00:49:09,400
Speaker 1: animals once they've become like, you know, this cat is

951
00:49:09,400 --> 00:49:11,600
Speaker 1: gonna have a great life. No one's gonna take that

952
00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:14,000
Speaker 1: cat to the pound. Whereas if that cat was just

953
00:49:14,040 --> 00:49:19,000
Speaker 1: found outside the stadium, it probably would be euthanized. From

954
00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:22,000
Speaker 1: the cat of the Yankees, you think, well, you know,

955
00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:24,279
Speaker 1: that cat is definitely has a story now, so now

956
00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:26,839
Speaker 1: people want to get it. Like that's why when you

957
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:30,200
Speaker 1: get a pet from rescue places. Rescue places do such

958
00:49:30,200 --> 00:49:33,880
Speaker 1: a service for getting animals adopted, and people don't realize this,

959
00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:35,960
Speaker 1: but when you know you're going to pet Finder all

960
00:49:36,040 --> 00:49:39,120
Speaker 1: these things, the dog or the cat. A lot of

961
00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:43,839
Speaker 1: times photographers offer their services to or groomers or like

962
00:49:44,040 --> 00:49:47,360
Speaker 1: people make bow ties for for rescue animals so that

963
00:49:47,400 --> 00:49:50,359
Speaker 1: they can look cuter for the picture to win over

964
00:49:50,400 --> 00:49:52,240
Speaker 1: a person that might be looking for a new animal.

965
00:49:52,600 --> 00:49:54,480
Speaker 1: And then on top of that, and I don't want

966
00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:58,560
Speaker 1: accuse anyone, but I do think that stories about these

967
00:49:58,840 --> 00:50:01,640
Speaker 1: these cats and these animal stories that they come with

968
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:06,440
Speaker 1: as a rescue animal are sometimes embellished or complete fabrications

969
00:50:06,640 --> 00:50:09,760
Speaker 1: in order to give the person who is swiping around

970
00:50:09,800 --> 00:50:12,480
Speaker 1: for animals, Oh my god, this this animal comes with

971
00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:15,040
Speaker 1: such a good story. It was found on the streets

972
00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:18,480
Speaker 1: living in a pizza box and it used a pepperoni

973
00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:21,480
Speaker 1: as a pillow. And like then you when you have

974
00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:24,520
Speaker 1: a story, you want to you want this animal more.

975
00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:27,399
Speaker 1: Now you get to tell everyone about it. So um,

976
00:50:27,640 --> 00:50:31,279
Speaker 1: just know that those stories are sometimes lies and be

977
00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:33,440
Speaker 1: okay with it, because that animal has a story that

978
00:50:33,480 --> 00:50:35,160
Speaker 1: you don't know about anyway, there's no way to know

979
00:50:35,160 --> 00:50:38,440
Speaker 1: what its story is. And man, I think if I

980
00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:40,440
Speaker 1: could have one, if I had like a genie with

981
00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:43,840
Speaker 1: three wishes, one of them would be to hear Marian

982
00:50:43,960 --> 00:50:46,680
Speaker 1: and Luigi's real life story before I got them. I

983
00:50:46,719 --> 00:50:49,120
Speaker 1: just want to know what happened to them and where

984
00:50:49,120 --> 00:50:51,400
Speaker 1: they came from, so I can understand why Luigi to

985
00:50:51,400 --> 00:50:54,799
Speaker 1: get scared of Amazon boxes that I'm carrying, Like who

986
00:50:54,840 --> 00:50:56,920
Speaker 1: threw a box at you? And where can I go

987
00:50:56,960 --> 00:51:00,640
Speaker 1: find that person and murder them? Um? I want? Yeah,

988
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:03,440
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, Marian got her stitches out today,

989
00:51:03,440 --> 00:51:07,239
Speaker 1: she's fully I was thinking that has anyone ever said,

990
00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:09,839
Speaker 1: maybe you've said this before that Marion looks like Nick

991
00:51:09,960 --> 00:51:16,520
Speaker 1: Nolty's mug shot. Wow, No, okay, I just sent the

992
00:51:16,600 --> 00:51:18,759
Speaker 1: picture of a side by side to Jen because she

993
00:51:18,840 --> 00:51:21,440
Speaker 1: thought we should have dog for merch and I go

994
00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:25,400
Speaker 1: Marian next, and being like, of a mug shot of

995
00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:29,279
Speaker 1: maryon next to Nick Nolte's mug shot could be really funny. Well,

996
00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:32,839
Speaker 1: it really is funny. There's a picture of Marian though

997
00:51:33,120 --> 00:51:41,320
Speaker 1: that no joke looks identical to Taylor Swift's Um Reputation

998
00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:44,399
Speaker 1: album cover. I think where she's kind of she kind

999
00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:46,360
Speaker 1: of has her chin up and she's going like she

1000
00:51:46,400 --> 00:51:48,560
Speaker 1: kind of looks she has like messier hair. It was

1001
00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:51,520
Speaker 1: her being like and I'm gonna send no oh the

1002
00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:52,880
Speaker 1: side by side because I have it'd saved that I

1003
00:51:53,400 --> 00:51:57,480
Speaker 1: took one time. Jennifer Lawrence Actually, um, we hadn't talked

1004
00:51:57,520 --> 00:51:59,239
Speaker 1: in a bit one time and I posted a side

1005
00:51:59,239 --> 00:52:02,920
Speaker 1: aside of Marion with the Taylor Swift and uh, I

1006
00:52:02,960 --> 00:52:06,640
Speaker 1: remember it was so funny that Jen texted me and

1007
00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:09,080
Speaker 1: was like, holy shit, that's the funniest thing I've ever seen.

1008
00:52:09,120 --> 00:52:11,600
Speaker 1: They look identical. So we'll put her next to Nick

1009
00:52:11,680 --> 00:52:14,520
Speaker 1: Nlte and next to Taylor Swift. You guys see and

1010
00:52:14,600 --> 00:52:17,200
Speaker 1: send us what you think she looks like. Um, speaking

1011
00:52:17,239 --> 00:52:28,280
Speaker 1: of sending us feedback, let's get to Oh my god,

1012
00:52:28,440 --> 00:52:31,600
Speaker 1: thank you so much to u AVI. What's obviously last

1013
00:52:31,640 --> 00:52:42,640
Speaker 1: name again? Holloway Area Area. Oh, I got it, Holloway,

1014
00:52:42,680 --> 00:52:45,879
Speaker 1: Avia Holloway. Thank you for them for letting us use

1015
00:52:45,920 --> 00:52:49,680
Speaker 1: your voice or whatever that was. It sounded like, I mean,

1016
00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:53,279
Speaker 1: it's I just don't understand how that's even is that?

1017
00:52:53,600 --> 00:52:55,560
Speaker 1: Are there effects put on that? Or can he sound

1018
00:52:55,600 --> 00:52:59,120
Speaker 1: like that when he's like cooking I put effect on it,

1019
00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:01,479
Speaker 1: But he can sound like that cooking oatmeal for sure.

1020
00:53:02,520 --> 00:53:05,000
Speaker 1: That's so cool. Hold on one second, No, I'm gonna

1021
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:07,399
Speaker 1: go grab a fan fact facts letter that someone gave

1022
00:53:07,440 --> 00:53:09,319
Speaker 1: to me in San Antonio and I put it on

1023
00:53:09,360 --> 00:53:11,000
Speaker 1: my bag and I didn't read it yet because I

1024
00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:13,319
Speaker 1: wasn't ready for the emotions that it might stir. So

1025
00:53:13,400 --> 00:53:19,560
Speaker 1: one second, well she's gone. Let's talk about Mega Death.

1026
00:53:19,840 --> 00:53:23,280
Speaker 1: How are they doing? They're fine. I think they're putting

1027
00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:28,759
Speaker 1: out a new album. How's uh Corn Courn I'm not

1028
00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:30,440
Speaker 1: sure about. I'm not a huge fan of Corn, so

1029
00:53:30,480 --> 00:53:33,080
Speaker 1: I don't keep up with him. What about Slip Nah

1030
00:53:34,239 --> 00:53:38,520
Speaker 1: slipnot Uh? The former drummer Joey Jordansen just passed away.

1031
00:53:39,400 --> 00:53:44,799
Speaker 1: That's so fucking sad. What about insane clown Posse? I

1032
00:53:44,840 --> 00:53:50,440
Speaker 1: have no idea. What about Bad Religion? I think they're okay?

1033
00:53:51,360 --> 00:53:59,640
Speaker 1: What about Atol? What are you up to now? I missed?

1034
00:54:00,040 --> 00:54:09,000
Speaker 1: Has no about different bands? Mega Death thrill as good

1035
00:54:09,040 --> 00:54:11,120
Speaker 1: as I can do. Okay, I'm gonna start with this one.

1036
00:54:11,200 --> 00:54:15,840
Speaker 1: But I just found Okay, this this I got from

1037
00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:18,880
Speaker 1: bestie Sonja, who was at our San Diego show or

1038
00:54:19,040 --> 00:54:23,160
Speaker 1: San Antonio show, and she um, she gave this to

1039
00:54:23,320 --> 00:54:25,960
Speaker 1: Jen who was at the merch booth, to give to me,

1040
00:54:26,160 --> 00:54:28,400
Speaker 1: and I was scared to read it because I was

1041
00:54:28,440 --> 00:54:31,000
Speaker 1: just like feeling too many things last week on the

1042
00:54:31,200 --> 00:54:34,000
Speaker 1: it's a beautiful card, it's pink, It's it's like Taylor

1043
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:36,239
Speaker 1: Swifty has all these cutouts. It says energy on it,

1044
00:54:36,239 --> 00:54:38,880
Speaker 1: says Nicki Glazer. You know I love that says my

1045
00:54:38,960 --> 00:54:41,839
Speaker 1: name on it. Anything that's great, says Jack Pott. These

1046
00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:45,640
Speaker 1: it says soap poppy have all the swells, and it

1047
00:54:45,640 --> 00:54:47,560
Speaker 1: says NICKI. Where to begin? I have so much to say.

1048
00:54:47,560 --> 00:54:50,240
Speaker 1: First off, your my Taylor Swift. I am minorly obsessed

1049
00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:52,839
Speaker 1: with you. You have been with me for years now.

1050
00:54:52,880 --> 00:54:54,799
Speaker 1: I heard you on Serious and have been hooked since.

1051
00:54:54,840 --> 00:54:57,200
Speaker 1: I went a little crazy when your pot when You're

1052
00:54:57,200 --> 00:54:59,719
Speaker 1: You Up podcast ended, I was stoked when the new

1053
00:54:59,719 --> 00:55:01,480
Speaker 1: ones started. Thank you so much for all the work

1054
00:55:01,520 --> 00:55:04,160
Speaker 1: you put in. You help me immensely at work. I

1055
00:55:04,239 --> 00:55:06,680
Speaker 1: find myself cracking up while listening. My coworkers know you

1056
00:55:06,719 --> 00:55:09,160
Speaker 1: as the voices in my head. So happy for your success.

1057
00:55:09,520 --> 00:55:11,640
Speaker 1: Wish you all the best on your tour. I will

1058
00:55:11,680 --> 00:55:15,200
Speaker 1: continue to live vicariously through you. Lots of love, bestie, Sonja.

1059
00:55:15,280 --> 00:55:19,160
Speaker 1: And then there's a little bird um cursing um and

1060
00:55:19,280 --> 00:55:22,080
Speaker 1: at the bottom, No, it's not cursing um. That's so lovely, Sonja.

1061
00:55:22,480 --> 00:55:25,279
Speaker 1: Whenever someone tells me that I'm there Taylor Swift, It's

1062
00:55:25,320 --> 00:55:29,000
Speaker 1: like blows my mind because uh, and but I get

1063
00:55:29,040 --> 00:55:32,160
Speaker 1: it because I you know that I get it. So, UM,

1064
00:55:32,239 --> 00:55:35,000
Speaker 1: thank you so much. A like that's the greatest gift

1065
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:37,880
Speaker 1: you could give me, is is saying that, um, that

1066
00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:40,680
Speaker 1: I'm your Taylor Swift because you know what she means

1067
00:55:40,680 --> 00:55:43,920
Speaker 1: to me, like like she means a lot. So I

1068
00:55:43,960 --> 00:55:46,839
Speaker 1: hope that that just I'm gonna cry if I talk

1069
00:55:46,840 --> 00:55:48,680
Speaker 1: about a little bit more. But um, thank you for

1070
00:55:48,680 --> 00:55:50,839
Speaker 1: that personal note. Sonya, thank you for coming to the show.

1071
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:52,759
Speaker 1: And UM, sorry I didn't get to meet you because

1072
00:55:52,760 --> 00:55:54,719
Speaker 1: I'm guessing that you had meeting grades that I had

1073
00:55:54,719 --> 00:55:57,080
Speaker 1: to cancel. And thanks for not giving me shit about it.

1074
00:55:57,480 --> 00:56:02,320
Speaker 1: Um and understanding. Let's get to the next letter. Hi, Nikki,

1075
00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:08,000
Speaker 1: Andrew and Noah. This is and from Japan. I'm not Japanese,

1076
00:56:08,080 --> 00:56:11,759
Speaker 1: but I do currently live in Japan. Um. I have

1077
00:56:11,840 --> 00:56:16,720
Speaker 1: a mispronunciation story for you. It was committed by my husband,

1078
00:56:16,840 --> 00:56:20,000
Speaker 1: who was my boyfriend at the time. We were on

1079
00:56:20,040 --> 00:56:24,120
Speaker 1: a group date at a restaurant and when it was

1080
00:56:24,239 --> 00:56:29,800
Speaker 1: my husband's turn to order, he inquired about the minestrone.

1081
00:56:31,719 --> 00:56:36,040
Speaker 1: Oh and of course he was he was not alone

1082
00:56:36,080 --> 00:56:42,120
Speaker 1: about the ministroni soup. Um. Now, he's from a very

1083
00:56:42,160 --> 00:56:47,560
Speaker 1: small town in Kansas, like two people, so he hadn't

1084
00:56:47,560 --> 00:56:55,040
Speaker 1: been exposed to exotic cuisine. Um, I'm just kidding. Still,

1085
00:56:55,920 --> 00:56:58,000
Speaker 1: we we all kind of cut him some slack, but

1086
00:56:58,160 --> 00:57:04,640
Speaker 1: we also did ridicule and minestrone I love it for

1087
00:57:04,640 --> 00:57:07,920
Speaker 1: a little bit. So he thinks that someone in his

1088
00:57:08,080 --> 00:57:12,319
Speaker 1: pronunciation story, um, I love the pod, keep it up,

1089
00:57:13,160 --> 00:57:17,320
Speaker 1: don't be killed, thanks and things, and from Japan, don't

1090
00:57:17,320 --> 00:57:20,760
Speaker 1: be kick out there in Japan. Um, minestrone is so

1091
00:57:20,840 --> 00:57:24,680
Speaker 1: funny and like, obviously that looks exactly like minestrone. You

1092
00:57:24,760 --> 00:57:28,880
Speaker 1: know they're not wrong. Her husband isn't wrong, although he

1093
00:57:28,920 --> 00:57:33,880
Speaker 1: does call someone who conducts an orchestra a minestrone. Isn't

1094
00:57:33,880 --> 00:57:41,600
Speaker 1: that a maestro someone that conducts in seel? But um,

1095
00:57:41,640 --> 00:57:43,680
Speaker 1: I was predicting that he was gonna sit My dad

1096
00:57:43,720 --> 00:57:45,120
Speaker 1: and my sister and I one time went to a

1097
00:57:45,200 --> 00:57:49,440
Speaker 1: Japanese restaurant here in St. Louis that was run by

1098
00:57:49,440 --> 00:57:51,080
Speaker 1: a white guy, had just opened and he was like,

1099
00:57:51,240 --> 00:57:52,720
Speaker 1: come on in, folks, can I get you in order

1100
00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:57,040
Speaker 1: of veta mame? And we were like, I just remember

1101
00:57:57,400 --> 00:58:01,880
Speaker 1: we mocked him relentless, first saying and then one time,

1102
00:58:01,920 --> 00:58:05,680
Speaker 1: my sister and I say peppercini instead of pepper on, yeah,

1103
00:58:06,120 --> 00:58:09,040
Speaker 1: which I guess is the way to do it. It's

1104
00:58:09,080 --> 00:58:11,360
Speaker 1: just ridiculous when you hear someone say peperon cini. But

1105
00:58:11,440 --> 00:58:14,920
Speaker 1: one time we let we ordered pepperon Peppercini's, and this

1106
00:58:14,920 --> 00:58:16,320
Speaker 1: guy goes, yeah, I can get you a little loord

1107
00:58:16,360 --> 00:58:20,000
Speaker 1: of pepperon Cini's, And we mocked him. The way we

1108
00:58:20,040 --> 00:58:23,760
Speaker 1: giggled at him probably made him feel really sad, like

1109
00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:26,000
Speaker 1: how much two little girls were laughing at him, saying,

1110
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:31,920
Speaker 1: so he I hate gro and Euro. I used to

1111
00:58:31,920 --> 00:58:36,560
Speaker 1: work in the middle Euro. I say Yerro, but you

1112
00:58:36,600 --> 00:58:46,840
Speaker 1: know what, there's some tell shut up? He pricks. Anyways,

1113
00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:51,040
Speaker 1: what's next? No, it's it's yero, But yeah, I love

1114
00:58:51,080 --> 00:58:57,160
Speaker 1: a good mispronunciation. Minestrone or minestrone. Uh? What's the minecraft?

1115
00:58:57,680 --> 00:59:00,280
Speaker 1: Mini Craft? Mini Craft is what a lot of teens

1116
00:59:00,280 --> 00:59:05,080
Speaker 1: are playing. Adrian, Hey Nikki, Hey no, Andrew, that was

1117
00:59:05,120 --> 00:59:08,120
Speaker 1: a weird order. Andrew is not going to be happy

1118
00:59:08,160 --> 00:59:11,280
Speaker 1: about that one. My name is Adrian, I'm Switzerland. I'm

1119
00:59:11,280 --> 00:59:13,520
Speaker 1: a huge fan of the podcast. Didn't do it every morning?

1120
00:59:13,760 --> 00:59:15,680
Speaker 1: You guys always like the first hoses that here in

1121
00:59:15,720 --> 00:59:18,000
Speaker 1: the morning, which is kind of cool. I have a

1122
00:59:18,080 --> 00:59:21,280
Speaker 1: hay babe moment to share with you guys. Um, as

1123
00:59:21,360 --> 00:59:23,800
Speaker 1: I mentioned, I'm from Switzerland. We speak Swiss German, but

1124
00:59:24,120 --> 00:59:27,200
Speaker 1: there's also a French and an Italian part. So I

1125
00:59:27,360 --> 00:59:29,880
Speaker 1: remember my dad once talked to me in Italian and

1126
00:59:29,960 --> 00:59:32,280
Speaker 1: I guess I repeated something because then he told me

1127
00:59:32,480 --> 00:59:36,120
Speaker 1: I have a very sexy accent, which is kind of

1128
00:59:36,400 --> 00:59:45,000
Speaker 1: weird to your own song. Um, yeah, no kidding, that

1129
00:59:45,200 --> 00:59:48,240
Speaker 1: was my hey baby Momentum, keep up. I agree with

1130
00:59:48,360 --> 00:59:51,480
Speaker 1: your dad and listen to your podcast and don't we care.

1131
00:59:52,320 --> 00:59:55,840
Speaker 1: I'm also really trying to spread the word about and

1132
00:59:55,960 --> 00:59:59,800
Speaker 1: people really seem to enjoy it. By guys, Oh, Adrian

1133
01:00:00,360 --> 01:00:03,000
Speaker 1: hot Adrian, doesn't he kind of remind you of Gleb?

1134
01:00:03,320 --> 01:00:06,360
Speaker 1: Like does he like his the accent, even though it's

1135
01:00:06,360 --> 01:00:09,280
Speaker 1: not glob is so sexy that anyone that kind of

1136
01:00:09,320 --> 01:00:11,880
Speaker 1: reminds me of his His struggles with English, which he

1137
01:00:11,920 --> 01:00:14,480
Speaker 1: doesn't really even struggle with, like, kind of turns me

1138
01:00:14,560 --> 01:00:19,000
Speaker 1: on that. I guess it just we ring something in

1139
01:00:19,120 --> 01:00:22,760
Speaker 1: your head. Yeah, I agree with dad, Yeah, I dude,

1140
01:00:23,240 --> 01:00:26,040
Speaker 1: there's something too about him being like it's French German

1141
01:00:26,280 --> 01:00:29,760
Speaker 1: with Italian and I know he knows all the things,

1142
01:00:29,920 --> 01:00:32,640
Speaker 1: but the fact that his dad said he sounds sexy

1143
01:00:32,720 --> 01:00:38,080
Speaker 1: when he was a sexy Italian accent just comment. And

1144
01:00:38,240 --> 01:00:39,680
Speaker 1: by the way, when he said I have a hay

1145
01:00:39,720 --> 01:00:42,000
Speaker 1: babe moment, I go, what the funk is he talking about? Like,

1146
01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:43,840
Speaker 1: I don't even know. I didn't even know we were

1147
01:00:43,880 --> 01:00:47,320
Speaker 1: doing those. I love that we're doing those. I think

1148
01:00:47,440 --> 01:00:50,960
Speaker 1: we had one, uh fan trax one time where someone

1149
01:00:51,040 --> 01:00:53,840
Speaker 1: had shared a story. Let's get more of those, guys. Hey,

1150
01:00:53,880 --> 01:00:58,160
Speaker 1: babe moments are so funny. My dad is full of them. Um,

1151
01:00:58,480 --> 01:01:02,120
Speaker 1: always complimenting me about my looks because again, I look

1152
01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:03,600
Speaker 1: like my dad, and so I think it's more of

1153
01:01:03,720 --> 01:01:06,600
Speaker 1: him like being like, I like her legs because they

1154
01:01:06,720 --> 01:01:10,560
Speaker 1: look like mine. But um, yeah, it's very uncomfortable. It

1155
01:01:10,920 --> 01:01:14,040
Speaker 1: Uh it sends shivers through your spine. They don't mean

1156
01:01:14,120 --> 01:01:16,360
Speaker 1: it in a creepy way. It doesn't make it any

1157
01:01:16,600 --> 01:01:20,120
Speaker 1: less worse. Um. Trying to think of one that happened recently.

1158
01:01:20,760 --> 01:01:24,640
Speaker 1: Oh oh that today he goes on face time. In fact,

1159
01:01:25,200 --> 01:01:26,840
Speaker 1: he goes how you feeling. I was like, oh, I'm good.

1160
01:01:27,120 --> 01:01:29,240
Speaker 1: I haven't seen him in a while and he goes,

1161
01:01:29,320 --> 01:01:33,400
Speaker 1: you look good, and I go, Dad, I just woke up.

1162
01:01:33,960 --> 01:01:36,440
Speaker 1: I have disgusting hair, Like I didn't look good. I

1163
01:01:36,480 --> 01:01:38,360
Speaker 1: don't want to hear him go you look good. It's

1164
01:01:38,400 --> 01:01:40,280
Speaker 1: just like, this is why I don't FaceTime you. I

1165
01:01:40,320 --> 01:01:42,520
Speaker 1: don't want to hear that I look good. Even even

1166
01:01:42,640 --> 01:01:45,840
Speaker 1: that gives me kind of like creeps in a way that, uh,

1167
01:01:46,240 --> 01:01:49,200
Speaker 1: because I didn't look good. He was like, it's almost

1168
01:01:49,240 --> 01:01:52,880
Speaker 1: the way like a lover thinks the person, you know

1169
01:01:52,920 --> 01:01:56,439
Speaker 1: what I mean, Like you look good, but I don't

1170
01:01:56,480 --> 01:02:01,200
Speaker 1: like you look healthy. You look like I look like, yeah,

1171
01:02:01,440 --> 01:02:03,680
Speaker 1: oh god, I don't want my dad to say it

1172
01:02:03,760 --> 01:02:08,560
Speaker 1: looks like I have any fluid in my face. My

1173
01:02:08,680 --> 01:02:13,240
Speaker 1: Dad's like, I'm feeling like my prostates really okay, Maybe

1174
01:02:13,280 --> 01:02:16,840
Speaker 1: I'll get to twenty two this month. I got twenty Yeah,

1175
01:02:19,800 --> 01:02:25,520
Speaker 1: those months with the extra, the trying to jerk off

1176
01:02:26,400 --> 01:02:29,040
Speaker 1: keep his prostate healthy. But he can't come. He's just like,

1177
01:02:29,160 --> 01:02:33,560
Speaker 1: I gotta come to save my pros. Date. Is there

1178
01:02:33,600 --> 01:02:37,240
Speaker 1: a what's that one song? The Green Day song with one?

1179
01:02:41,520 --> 01:02:43,560
Speaker 1: I feel like they don't say twenty one in it, though,

1180
01:02:43,600 --> 01:02:45,480
Speaker 1: but I wanted to make some kind of Green Day

1181
01:02:45,520 --> 01:02:47,640
Speaker 1: reference last time when we were talking about last time,

1182
01:02:47,680 --> 01:02:50,480
Speaker 1: when you were talking about the the coming but the

1183
01:02:50,600 --> 01:02:53,200
Speaker 1: hay babe moments. Has your mom ever complimented your looks

1184
01:02:53,240 --> 01:02:57,440
Speaker 1: in a way that made you feel unsafe? She like,

1185
01:02:58,240 --> 01:03:00,760
Speaker 1: she always has a thing to say about how I look,

1186
01:03:00,880 --> 01:03:03,960
Speaker 1: whether it's my beard or you like, I don't like it.

1187
01:03:04,280 --> 01:03:07,640
Speaker 1: I feel like it's um Like she goes, you're my

1188
01:03:07,760 --> 01:03:10,440
Speaker 1: handsome boy. That's your mom. That's impression of your mom

1189
01:03:10,520 --> 01:03:14,240
Speaker 1: that you do. I don't. I think her mom come like,

1190
01:03:14,320 --> 01:03:17,280
Speaker 1: would say stuff about her looks and then she would

1191
01:03:17,320 --> 01:03:19,720
Speaker 1: complain about her mom and then do the exact same

1192
01:03:19,760 --> 01:03:22,520
Speaker 1: thing to us about our looks. And it was just passive,

1193
01:03:22,640 --> 01:03:25,920
Speaker 1: it wasn't you know. So you know, there was always

1194
01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:29,280
Speaker 1: like a little jab of what you're looking, like, what

1195
01:03:29,440 --> 01:03:32,640
Speaker 1: you're wearing. My grandma used to say, you got my

1196
01:03:32,800 --> 01:03:37,880
Speaker 1: mother's eyes. You got my mother's green eyes. But you

1197
01:03:38,080 --> 01:03:42,440
Speaker 1: get like really into it, like I like your green eyes.

1198
01:03:42,600 --> 01:03:46,360
Speaker 1: Oh you got my mother's eyes. She would always slurp,

1199
01:03:46,800 --> 01:03:51,080
Speaker 1: and it was weird. Yeah, but you love you. I

1200
01:03:51,200 --> 01:03:53,280
Speaker 1: think you have a little bit of pride and and

1201
01:03:54,120 --> 01:03:57,720
Speaker 1: I think you get a little bit tickled when ladies

1202
01:03:57,760 --> 01:04:00,680
Speaker 1: in your family have said that it doesn't. It's good

1203
01:04:00,840 --> 01:04:03,280
Speaker 1: you're telling me. It made you creeped out. You weren't

1204
01:04:03,280 --> 01:04:05,640
Speaker 1: like a little proud boy. Not proud when when my

1205
01:04:05,720 --> 01:04:08,360
Speaker 1: grandma says that I have my mom's eyes or her

1206
01:04:08,480 --> 01:04:11,320
Speaker 1: mom's eyes, or just like you have beautiful green eyes,

1207
01:04:11,360 --> 01:04:14,840
Speaker 1: you didn't have a little feeling like kind of special

1208
01:04:15,120 --> 01:04:17,760
Speaker 1: for me. It really doesn't. Like my mom says I

1209
01:04:17,880 --> 01:04:20,400
Speaker 1: look good one day, then I kind of have that

1210
01:04:20,480 --> 01:04:22,480
Speaker 1: same thing where I'm like, well, how shitty did I

1211
01:04:22,600 --> 01:04:26,320
Speaker 1: look last time I was down here? Yes, yes, my

1212
01:04:26,440 --> 01:04:28,920
Speaker 1: mom does that too. The other day, my mom was

1213
01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:31,200
Speaker 1: over and she had to go to a pool party

1214
01:04:32,080 --> 01:04:33,880
Speaker 1: later in the day, and she was just like, I

1215
01:04:33,920 --> 01:04:35,400
Speaker 1: don't want to go to this fucking thing. I have

1216
01:04:35,480 --> 01:04:37,520
Speaker 1: to be in a swimsuit. And I knew that one

1217
01:04:37,560 --> 01:04:39,040
Speaker 1: of the women there was going to be like, it's

1218
01:04:39,120 --> 01:04:41,840
Speaker 1: kind of like a has a rock and bod. She's

1219
01:04:42,200 --> 01:04:44,200
Speaker 1: younger than my mom, and um, and I go, I

1220
01:04:44,280 --> 01:04:46,800
Speaker 1: know you're feeling insecure. Let's let's have a little pep talk.

1221
01:04:46,840 --> 01:04:49,400
Speaker 1: So I made my mom come into my bathroom and

1222
01:04:50,080 --> 01:04:54,280
Speaker 1: stare into her own eyes and say, um, I love

1223
01:04:54,360 --> 01:04:59,240
Speaker 1: you for making um for I love my body. It

1224
01:04:59,600 --> 01:05:03,480
Speaker 1: um works. I get to hug my kid, my grandkids.

1225
01:05:03,560 --> 01:05:07,320
Speaker 1: I get to stand up right right now. I get

1226
01:05:07,400 --> 01:05:09,800
Speaker 1: to be able to move about. I get to come

1227
01:05:09,800 --> 01:05:12,360
Speaker 1: over and hang out with my daughter because I have mobility.

1228
01:05:12,600 --> 01:05:16,040
Speaker 1: My body is amazing. It's pushed two kids. I'm mean

1229
01:05:16,080 --> 01:05:17,360
Speaker 1: to repeat all of this, and she was just like,

1230
01:05:17,800 --> 01:05:19,720
Speaker 1: I don't want to do it. But I was just

1231
01:05:19,800 --> 01:05:25,000
Speaker 1: trying to like celebrate what, like a sixty two year

1232
01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:27,960
Speaker 1: old woman shouldn't I think I shouldn't try to look

1233
01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:29,840
Speaker 1: hot in a suit. That shouldn't be a burden for

1234
01:05:29,920 --> 01:05:34,200
Speaker 1: you anymore, you know what I mean. But it doesn't

1235
01:05:34,200 --> 01:05:37,880
Speaker 1: mean that it's not still a struggle. Final thought, I

1236
01:05:38,200 --> 01:05:40,440
Speaker 1: put out of a thing less like on the podcast,

1237
01:05:40,960 --> 01:05:42,760
Speaker 1: probably a month ago at this point. Maybe more of

1238
01:05:42,840 --> 01:05:44,480
Speaker 1: like if you are going to a pool party and

1239
01:05:44,560 --> 01:05:46,320
Speaker 1: you need help, you're about to be in a swimsuit

1240
01:05:46,360 --> 01:05:49,200
Speaker 1: around someone, DM me and I'll help you. I UM.

1241
01:05:50,360 --> 01:05:52,680
Speaker 1: I got this message from a girl who was like,

1242
01:05:52,840 --> 01:05:54,760
Speaker 1: I'm about to go on this trip with girls that

1243
01:05:54,840 --> 01:05:57,040
Speaker 1: are like do spin classes and work out all the time.

1244
01:05:57,080 --> 01:05:59,440
Speaker 1: They look amazing, and I'm about to feel like I

1245
01:05:59,520 --> 01:06:01,440
Speaker 1: don't look that way. I have no time to like

1246
01:06:01,600 --> 01:06:04,480
Speaker 1: change that what am I going to do? And I

1247
01:06:04,520 --> 01:06:08,400
Speaker 1: forget what I wrote to her, but it was so

1248
01:06:08,680 --> 01:06:11,480
Speaker 1: good that it helped me and I'm gonna I want

1249
01:06:11,520 --> 01:06:13,000
Speaker 1: to find it so I can read it to you guys.

1250
01:06:13,080 --> 01:06:16,080
Speaker 1: But it made me realize, like I'm thinking about writing

1251
01:06:16,080 --> 01:06:17,800
Speaker 1: a book or I'm starting to wrap my head about

1252
01:06:18,320 --> 01:06:20,080
Speaker 1: what I want to write a book about. And I

1253
01:06:20,120 --> 01:06:25,640
Speaker 1: think it's going to be that stuff of like helping people,

1254
01:06:25,800 --> 01:06:30,080
Speaker 1: not like just helping people accept themselves and and also

1255
01:06:30,160 --> 01:06:33,760
Speaker 1: helping myself accept myself because acceptance is truly it. But

1256
01:06:33,880 --> 01:06:36,280
Speaker 1: the thing that I want to just keep sharing that

1257
01:06:36,480 --> 01:06:38,280
Speaker 1: maybe didn't get through to you guys, that has always

1258
01:06:38,320 --> 01:06:40,360
Speaker 1: helped me and maybe it doesn't help you, but this

1259
01:06:40,520 --> 01:06:43,360
Speaker 1: for whatever reason, like I wish I would have had

1260
01:06:43,400 --> 01:06:49,240
Speaker 1: this tool or this kind of logic before, like you know,

1261
01:06:49,480 --> 01:06:52,440
Speaker 1: a year ago when I finally got it, but like

1262
01:06:53,360 --> 01:07:00,560
Speaker 1: when I feel fat or ugly or my asses just

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Speaker 1: has extra cheeks on it or no cheeks, no, it's

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Speaker 1: always like more like just baggy skin like no, but

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Speaker 1: just like no fat, just like skin like just you know,

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Speaker 1: sometimes I look I said it before, I look like

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Speaker 1: you know when a you know, when a supermodel gets elderly,

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Speaker 1: and You're like, damn, she's still kind of hot, but

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Speaker 1: she's like an elder I love the I'm a thirty

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Speaker 1: seven woman with the body of an elderly supermodel. And

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Speaker 1: that's not me tooting my own horn. Like that's just

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Speaker 1: kind of how it is. And I'll take it. It's good, uh,

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Speaker 1: you know, But um, when I'm feeling bad about my

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Speaker 1: body and and mad at like god, white, didn't I

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Speaker 1: work out this week? Why did I eat that? Blah

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Speaker 1: blah blah. And I've said this before, but it just

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Speaker 1: helps me to repeat, um, because I'm having that with

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Speaker 1: my hair recently, I'm having it with my face. Um,

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Speaker 1: my eyes are kind of like drooping and like just

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Speaker 1: things I'm seeing aging wise. If I I just now,

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Speaker 1: I think, Nikki, if you could snap your fingers and

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Speaker 1: not have this, you would you would not have it, right, Yeah, Nikki,

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Speaker 1: of course you would. You don't want this thing right now,

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Speaker 1: that look that is making you sad. So because you

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Speaker 1: would change it if you could, doesn't that mean you

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Speaker 1: can't and that you would if you could, but you can't.

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Speaker 1: But but I could have gone to the gym for

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Speaker 1: the past couple of months. I could have not eaten

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Speaker 1: all that ship on the couch or whatever. Well you you,

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Speaker 1: that's stuff that you did. You also didn't really have

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Speaker 1: a choice to do that either. You let yourself off

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Speaker 1: the don't beat yourself up for that stuff. That stuff

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Speaker 1: you did because it's better than fucking working out or whatever.

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Speaker 1: You needed to do that stuff. If you wanted to

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Speaker 1: work out, you would have um. So when you feel

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Speaker 1: bad about how fat you are, or how ugly you look,

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Speaker 1: or like just your closer stain, like all those things

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Speaker 1: you don't want, you didn't actively spill stuff on yourself.

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Speaker 1: You didn't actively pull your face down because you want

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Speaker 1: to look ugly. Maybe you did, maybe, but but I'm

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Speaker 1: guessing you didn't want to feel fat today. So just

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Speaker 1: recognize that, Andrew, Like you don't want to have a

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Speaker 1: receding hairline. So it's not your fault because if it

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Speaker 1: were up to you, you wouldn't have one. So we don't,

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Speaker 1: don't you. When you take it out of your hands,

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Speaker 1: when you make it not your fault and your head,

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Speaker 1: then then it becomes something that you can't get mad

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Speaker 1: at yourself about. So this is just a mind trick too,

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Speaker 1: a limit and it's in a couple of people have

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Speaker 1: shared that it's worked for them, like they stopped and

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Speaker 1: they go, Okay, would I want if I could sell

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Speaker 1: my fingers, would my thighs be smaller? Yes? Okay, well

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Speaker 1: that so I definitely don't want this. So I didn't

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Speaker 1: choose this. So just accept it. Because we when things

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Speaker 1: happened to us in life that we don't have anything

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Speaker 1: to do with that, we don't feel it fault with.

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Speaker 1: We don't beat ourselves up about it. We go, God,

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Speaker 1: I didn't want that. I didn't choose it. Life just

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Speaker 1: served me that fuck. All right, Well, moving on. But

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Speaker 1: when we when we think we're the claw of it,

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Speaker 1: that we actually chose it, that's when the that's when

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Speaker 1: it's we can't get through it. So if you feel fat,

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Speaker 1: tell yourself, did I choose to feel this way? Yeah? Nicky,

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Speaker 1: because I ate a bunch of ship and I'm a

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Speaker 1: lazy piece of sh it. No, you aren't. You didn't

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Speaker 1: choose to eat that stuff. You had no choice. You

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Speaker 1: had to finish that box of cookies. If you had

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Speaker 1: a choice, you wouldn't have done it. Because no one

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Speaker 1: wants to eat a whole box of cookies and make

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Speaker 1: themselves sick. You had no choice, so let yourself off

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Speaker 1: the hook because you're just trying to soothe a feeling

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Speaker 1: inside that feels uncomfortable, and cookies were your only way

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Speaker 1: to do it, and not going to a work cut

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Speaker 1: classes your only way to do it, and sitting on

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Speaker 1: the couch was the only way to do it. So Also,

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Speaker 1: I just want to share one Reddit thing that made

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Speaker 1: me laugh so fucking hard, and it's honestly kind of

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Speaker 1: the opposite of all of this, But this is going

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Speaker 1: to be the last thing I say. This made me

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Speaker 1: laugh in bed yesterday so fucking hard, and I can't

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Speaker 1: save it for the Reddit dump because it's too good.

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Speaker 1: Someone goes, Okay, this made me laugh so hard. It's

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Speaker 1: from life Pro Tips and it said life Pro Tip

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Speaker 1: LPT buy clothes that fit you. Nobody is looking at

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Speaker 1: you and going, wow, look at that dude fitting in

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Speaker 1: a medium shirt. They're thinking, look at this walking vacuum

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Speaker 1: sealed bag of marshallows. Maybe laugh so hard because the

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Speaker 1: idea that someone would be like, Dude, that guy's fitting

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Speaker 1: in a medium shirt. He's fucking killing it. Like we

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Speaker 1: I have so many times been like I don't want

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Speaker 1: to wear that dress. Because I know that size that

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Speaker 1: I feel best at, and that size is not the size,

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Speaker 1: but the thing is I would have squeeze into that dress.

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Speaker 1: No one knows what size that. No one's going, wow,

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Speaker 1: Nikki fit into that dress unless I'm putting the tag

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Speaker 1: out there for people to see. No one cares where

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Speaker 1: things that fit like. I think that's that's that's kind

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Speaker 1: of fat shaming and I don't like that about that.

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Speaker 1: But it made me laugh that sometimes we have this

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Speaker 1: sense of pride that we fit in things that no

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Speaker 1: one cares its size as it is, like, just be comfortable.

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Speaker 1: And so if you need to buy a bigger size

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Speaker 1: of something, don't throw away the smaller size thing. Buy

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Speaker 1: the bigger size and have it around for those days

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Speaker 1: because it's going to happen to everyone. Everyone will be

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Speaker 1: some kind of shape they don't want to be at

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Speaker 1: some point. And um, except Giselle. She seems to not

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Speaker 1: ever happen. I know, I know. It's really nice to know.

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Speaker 1: And Tom Brady will still love her then because he'll

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Speaker 1: still be alive. She won't. But he's not going, He's not.

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Speaker 1: He has fake hair, all right, Well, wouldn't you if

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Speaker 1: you had all that money and yeah, you're probably gonna

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Speaker 1: get it pretty soon. I wouldn't get a fake hair.

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Speaker 1: Why let's cliffhanger. Okay, we'll see you next week and

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Speaker 1: we'll figure out why Andrew will never get fake hair.

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Speaker 1: Have all the smells this weekend, don't we get and

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Speaker 1: uh you know it didn't didn't gag. Sorry m