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Speaker 1: for a second Date update recently named Jamie, and in
Speaker 1: her email, Jamie says she gets hit on by guys
Speaker 1: all the time and she's so over it. Good on you, Jamie, girl.
Speaker 1: Preaching to the choir. My LinkedIn account is like a
Speaker 1: thirst trap. Every time I log in there, I got
Speaker 1: these billionaire CEOs DM and me like, hey, Jeff, I
Speaker 1: got a job for you if you're interested. And I'm like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: maybe you should have made your LinkedIn profile pick that
Speaker 1: shirtless one you have. I don't know what LinkedIn was
Speaker 1: a thirsty Yeah. I'm getting a lot of hits on
Speaker 1: my account. What can I say? So, Jamie, I feel
Speaker 1: you You're gonna go? Where are you? If you're getting
Speaker 1: hit on so much? Why are you on the phone
Speaker 1: with us? I find that most guys, especially if they're attractive,
Speaker 1: are kind of the same. Okay, there's not a lot
Speaker 1: going on, right, And so I'm guessing you met one
Speaker 1: that was hot and smart, Yes, and amazingly original. Does
Speaker 1: he have a name? Jeremy? Where'd you meet? Jeremy? Met online?
Speaker 1: And he had the best pickup line ever. No, it's awesome.
Speaker 1: So he texted me said do you like water? And
Speaker 1: I said yeah, and he wrote good because you already
Speaker 1: like seventy percent of me. Yeah, that's so bad. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, he's a funny dude. Oh my gosh, I
Speaker 1: love it. You loved it. So how did the conversation go?
Speaker 1: It was awesome. And then so he invited me to
Speaker 1: dinner and we was left Chinese. So we did that
Speaker 1: and like when you walked in, I was like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, he's totally adorable. My gun, you were so excited.
Speaker 1: What were you feeling? Were you nervous? Were you I
Speaker 1: was probably nervous, But like he looked like the cutest shark,
Speaker 1: Like he looked like a shark. Are you stuff again?
Speaker 1: Why do you say it looked like a shark because
Speaker 1: his eyes were like far apart, like on each side
Speaker 1: of his head a little bit. I don't know. Typically
Speaker 1: that's not a good thing. So, I mean, I grew
Speaker 1: up in small town, Idaho, and you gotta watch out
Speaker 1: for those eyes. Mean, you know, it's usually a sign
Speaker 1: of I don't know. I just I thought it was adorable,
Speaker 1: like he was like my little stuffed shark. You know.
Speaker 1: I really hope you didn't say it to him though. No, okay,
Speaker 1: but he was seriously cute, Harriet. We're gonna trust you
Speaker 1: on that one because the description isn't matching up. But now, yeah, so,
Speaker 1: how how was the romantic connection between you and shark boy?
Speaker 1: It was intense, definite chemistry. We had a lot in common. Okay,
Speaker 1: we were both It was so simpy, but it was
Speaker 1: so cool. We were both our high school mascots. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: I will say I think that that takes a particular personality.
Speaker 1: And if you can be a mascot, you probably are
Speaker 1: attracted to other mascots, and that's why you're so well going. Probably. Yeah,
Speaker 1: were you the sharks at your high school? I was
Speaker 1: an Indian questionable these days? Okay, Yeah, don't post those
Speaker 1: pictures online? Do you apologize to all our listeners who
Speaker 1: are going to be offended? Please tell me he was
Speaker 1: something like a tiger. Please please tell me a tiger. Yeah,
Speaker 1: hippo hippo? Oh my god. I can't think of a
Speaker 1: worse high school mascot than like quicksand maybe would be
Speaker 1: worse god quicksand we suck. But you have to understand
Speaker 1: I collect hippos. Wow, we just came full circle? Are
Speaker 1: you being for real? That's what did you sign? I
Speaker 1: collect hippos? Jamie? We we have to ask is is
Speaker 1: this a real call? Yeah? And second is this real?
Speaker 1: This doesn't even this sounds like you're making this up.
Speaker 1: I mean, think about it, Jamie. You went out with
Speaker 1: a guy whose eyes here so far apart he looked
Speaker 1: like a shark. You were mascots, you're incredibly racist, and
Speaker 1: you collect shippos. Plus, okay, you have a break these
Speaker 1: dud How are you guys? Listen? Listen, I believe in love.
Speaker 1: I think your date has gone great so far in chemistry,
Speaker 1: even though these guys think you're a weirdo together. I
Speaker 1: gotta tell you, it's a really bad sign. When Jose
Speaker 1: signs off is a sign of approval on a date.
Speaker 1: So did you kiss shark boy? He paid for dinner? Okay?
Speaker 1: And we were leaving and I could tell he was nervous,
Speaker 1: so I actually walked him to his car and it
Speaker 1: was like the time for like maybe a kiss to happen. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then you're done. But he didn't do it like
Speaker 1: he just said. He was like, I gotta go, I'll
Speaker 1: call you a bit, and it kind of ended abruptly.
Speaker 1: You So, what's your theory. Why do you think he's
Speaker 1: not calling him a bit? I think he liked me,
Speaker 1: but he's just nervous or he didn't see you call
Speaker 1: because of his eyes. Oh my god, you got him alright, alright,
Speaker 1: nod together together. I'm so sorry. Yes, we're gonna play
Speaker 1: a song. We're gonna pull it together, and we're gonna
Speaker 1: come back and we're gonna call this guy and get
Speaker 1: your second date update. Okay, oh guy, mkay, we love you.
Speaker 1: Hold on. You're in the middle of a second date
Speaker 1: update update, and we're gonna find out how the couple
Speaker 1: is doing right after you here Part two. Okay, Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: we've composed ourselves. Yes, we got the giggles out. We're
Speaker 1: ready to focus. Professionals. If you're just tuning in, we're
Speaker 1: on the phone with Jamie and she recently went out
Speaker 1: with a guy that she met online named Jeremy. Do
Speaker 1: you see how serious his voice is? They took a drive,
Speaker 1: then they bonded over both being high school mascots. He
Speaker 1: was a hippo, she was something that's not PC to say.
Speaker 1: And that night at the Chinese Staunt, it was a
Speaker 1: feeding frenzy. Nothing was left on that plate, but things
Speaker 1: did go well. Yeah, that's good. Jamie even thought she
Speaker 1: was going to get a kiss at the end of
Speaker 1: the night, but instead Jeremy said he'd call her, and
Speaker 1: that has not happened. Yea, So she's looking for our help.
Speaker 1: And I really want to get you another date. Okay, Jamie,
Speaker 1: and I want another date. I've dated a lot of guys.
Speaker 1: This is the one. Okay, let's not put too much
Speaker 1: pressure on it before we call him. A lot of
Speaker 1: fish in the sea, but this is the shark that
Speaker 1: has stolen her heart. All right, Let's call him and
Speaker 1: see if we can get you a second date. Update. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, here we go. Hello. Can I speak to
Speaker 1: Jeremy please, Jeremy speaking. Hey Jeremy, My name is Jeffrey
Speaker 1: from radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Do
Speaker 1: you have a moment to talk with us. How can
Speaker 1: I help you, guys? Well, we do something on our
Speaker 1: show called a second Date Update, and that's where if
Speaker 1: you go out on a date with someone and afterwards
Speaker 1: they're not calling you back, you can reach out to
Speaker 1: us and will give them a call to try and
Speaker 1: figure out the reason why. And recently, you went out
Speaker 1: on a date with a woman named Jamie. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: gotcha all right, So you're not calling her back and
Speaker 1: that's a little bit confusing to her because she says
Speaker 1: that she had a great time with you that night. Okay,
Speaker 1: So she told you about her date, Yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean she mentioned a few things she said that you
Speaker 1: guys met online, and she mentioned that she was attracted
Speaker 1: to your look and your personality, and she said you
Speaker 1: had an awesome pickup line about the water the water thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. See, even you tickle both yourself.
Speaker 1: So she told us that she thought there was even
Speaker 1: going to be a kiss at the end of the night,
Speaker 1: but you just got in your car and kind of
Speaker 1: took off and got out of there. So it kind
Speaker 1: of say mixed messages, and she wants to know, like,
Speaker 1: what's going on? Why aren't you getting back to her.
Speaker 1: We have a lot in common. We were both like
Speaker 1: mascots in our high school, right. She mentioned that that
Speaker 1: you were the hippos and yeah, whoa woomp is that
Speaker 1: what you did? Yeah? Yeah, one more time, please you
Speaker 1: do like a big woom woomp pomp, And then everybody
Speaker 1: in the stadium goes whoop, woomp pomp. Yeah. It's actually
Speaker 1: way cooler than I expected it to be. Yeah, So
Speaker 1: what's the deal then, why aren't you calling her? Um? Well,
Speaker 1: it's really not been that long. Um, it's only been
Speaker 1: I think what seven I mean a weekend doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: Are you just playing the super cool game? And you're
Speaker 1: gonna wait like a month and a half before you
Speaker 1: call the back? You know. Look, she told you guys
Speaker 1: that we went out for Chinese food. Okay, so at
Speaker 1: the end of a meal at a Chinese restaurant, you
Speaker 1: get a fortune cookie. Yeah, And I'd looked down at
Speaker 1: this fortune cookie at the end of our date and
Speaker 1: it actually made my heart skip a beat. Seriously, was
Speaker 1: one of those like Fate is telling me something right now,
Speaker 1: or it's just a fortune cookie that was made in
Speaker 1: a giant factory and hold on, they come to you
Speaker 1: for a reason they get one for you, says the
Speaker 1: guy who buys scratch lotto tickets. All right, anyway, all right, Jeremy,
Speaker 1: what does it say? It says you're not with the
Speaker 1: right person in your life right now? Old love comes back?
Speaker 1: Oh no, you're not over your X, are you? Is
Speaker 1: that what we're hearing? There's one person who Yeah, I
Speaker 1: still definitely have feelings for it, but it's the fortune
Speaker 1: more than it is like the possibility of that. Do
Speaker 1: stop pose? I mean like you're making you're making life
Speaker 1: decisions based on what a cookie is telling you, like
Speaker 1: fortune You guys, listen, I mean you've got to say
Speaker 1: that out loud right and think that that is pretty ridiculous.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's that crazy, Like, yeah, sure, there's
Speaker 1: definitely some superstition in there, but like some it's all
Speaker 1: super Jeremy, Like, you liked her? So have you heard
Speaker 1: from your X then? Or have you not? I have not? Um? Okay,
Speaker 1: So it's a waiting game, I think, is what the
Speaker 1: fortune cookie stopped like, oh okay, how long do we
Speaker 1: have to wait? So right now I was thinking a month?
Speaker 1: Can't I don't get committed to anyone for a month
Speaker 1: and I see what happened. Okay, is that the time
Speaker 1: limit on the fortune Cookie? I mean, here's the thing.
Speaker 1: You're reading so much into this. They the fortune Cookie
Speaker 1: could have been talking about something totally different than a
Speaker 1: romantic partner. Do you have saying like you you're not
Speaker 1: with the right person right? I literally looked up and
Speaker 1: saw her staring into my eyes across the table. So
Speaker 1: she did everything right. It was just the cookie, I
Speaker 1: mean almost like the problem was that everything was going
Speaker 1: too right. Fortune Cookie was like, take a step back, Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: what do you tell someone? Well, I guess we don't
Speaker 1: have to tell her anything because Jeremy already did. Because Jeremy,
Speaker 1: we didn't let you know this before. But Jamie's been
Speaker 1: on the other line listening this entire time, and she
Speaker 1: wants to talk to you. You're not serious, Fortune says,
Speaker 1: I am Jamie. Hi, Hey, it's Jeremy. Sexually, it's good
Speaker 1: to hear from you. I guess so I heard what
Speaker 1: you said, and I get it. I mean we talked
Speaker 1: about fate and right place, right time and signs and thinks.
Speaker 1: I just wish I just wish I didn't say that,
Speaker 1: because we good connection. I will say It's not that
Speaker 1: I don't want to go out with you forever now,
Speaker 1: it's just if something happens in the next month, I
Speaker 1: would feel remiss to not follow up on that. You know,
Speaker 1: like maybe another fortune will come up, you know, maybe
Speaker 1: you get Chinese food more often and next time I'll
Speaker 1: get a fortune. That's like, no, no, that was right.
Speaker 1: We just regarde. Yeah, is that how it works? Yes?
Speaker 1: I have the lucky numbers on the back of my
Speaker 1: fortune cookie too. What if I guess the lucky numbers?
Speaker 1: Would that be a good sign? If I can guess
Speaker 1: some of the lucky numbers, makes just as much sense
Speaker 1: as taking your dating advice from a fortune cookie. So
Speaker 1: let's try it, Okay, I mean, how about just let's
Speaker 1: just try to land one of them? All right, that's
Speaker 1: more realistic. I got I have a number in my gut. Oh, okay,
Speaker 1: what is it? Okay? Eleven? Eleven? That's the number I
Speaker 1: was thinking. I'm not even joking, Jerry. Maybe you're supposed
Speaker 1: to date brook Brook believes now now you're about it.
Speaker 1: Just felt like hippo at eleven we're together for some reason?
Speaker 1: What is it is? Eleven? There is eleven? There? I'm invested. Now,
Speaker 1: yeah there, Dan, Oh my god, did she just override
Speaker 1: the cookie? No, here's what I'm thinking. Here's what I'm thinking,
Speaker 1: the eleventh of next month. Second date. Wait, Jeremy, she
Speaker 1: guessed the number on your fortune cookie, and that seems
Speaker 1: like a sign for me to ask you if you'd
Speaker 1: like to go out on another date with her, because
Speaker 1: we'll pay for it. You know, my superstition is getting
Speaker 1: the best of me. Guys, I'm sticking with the eleventh
Speaker 1: of next month. It's in the start. Oh come on, well,
Speaker 1: he's not right. Will you wait that long? Jamie? Do
Speaker 1: you want to wait that long? I can wait until
Speaker 1: the eleventh. Oh see, hey, look, this doesn't mean you
Speaker 1: guys can't text each other and talk. You just can't
Speaker 1: meet until the eleventh. Yeah. I mean, if you want
Speaker 1: to send me a few picks before the eleventh, it
Speaker 1: would be nice at least see you again, maybe dress
Speaker 1: up in your high school mascot. Stop. So, Jeremy, I
Speaker 1: will see you on the eleventh. I'm marking at my
Speaker 1: calendar right now. All right, Well, I'm looking forward to it. Congratulations, Jamie,
Speaker 1: we got you your second date. Just you have to
Speaker 1: wait a little bit huzza. Okay, huzza. I hear your
Speaker 1: girl Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. That was a
Speaker 1: second date update from a few months ago. And our
Speaker 1: producers have been reaching out to Jeremy and Jamie and
Speaker 1: finally one of them has responded. Only one. Right now,
Speaker 1: we've got Jamie back on the line. Jamie, thanks for
Speaker 1: joining us again. Hi, that's a sad one. Please don't
Speaker 1: tell me there was another fortune cookie in between the
Speaker 1: time we talked in the eleventh and you were supposed
Speaker 1: to go on a date. Yeah, what happened Jamie? Well,
Speaker 1: the eleventh was coming, that was supposed to be our date,
Speaker 1: and um, well I got a d M from Jeremy
Speaker 1: and it said that he had gotten involved with his ex.
Speaker 1: So he did hook back up with his ex. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: so you know, I'm sorry and we have a good story. Really.
Speaker 1: I was trying to tell your producer when he called it,
Speaker 1: I don't have any updates and I and so I
Speaker 1: felt like, I, why are we doing this? I wasn't like,
Speaker 1: you guys down, why are we shaming me for being
Speaker 1: stood up? That's not what we're doing. We just wanted
Speaker 1: to hear from me. I mean and that's real life.
Speaker 1: Many But here's the thing, Jamie, because actually there is
Speaker 1: something else that you don't know what What turns out,
Speaker 1: Jeremy did respond to our email. He did, and he's
Speaker 1: actually on the other line wanting to say something to you.
Speaker 1: Sprise like that. Jeremie there, Hey, Jamie, Wow, Hi? What
Speaker 1: are you just there to rub salt in the wound?
Speaker 1: You talk about how great you're No, no, no, here's
Speaker 1: what happened though. We went on a couple of dates
Speaker 1: and it was like we really didn't click anymore. And
Speaker 1: I've gotten a fortune or two between lean now and then.
Speaker 1: It makes me think like maybe I messed up big.
Speaker 1: This is exhausting. I feel like I need to buy
Speaker 1: I need to buy stock and Panda Express just because
Speaker 1: of Jeremy and his dating life. Wait are you asking
Speaker 1: her out again right now? What's going on? Yeah? I
Speaker 1: feel really bad about how it played out, But honestly,
Speaker 1: I think like maybe we went through all of this
Speaker 1: for a reason. Okay, that you can you can know
Speaker 1: that there's no other better option out there, real solid.
Speaker 1: What do you think, Jamie? Are you going to give
Speaker 1: Jeremy a second, second, chanced, a third chance? Well? No,
Speaker 1: I can't count that high. I can only go two seconds.
Speaker 1: I think I just need to check my rounds first. Like, honestly,
Speaker 1: your ruins, what is your rooms at the Pebbles Cut
Speaker 1: You've never done runs. Honestly, it sounds like you and
Speaker 1: Jeremy are meant for each other. Between your fortune cookies
Speaker 1: and your roouns, you guys are gonna make amazing relationship.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, just don't go out when mercury is
Speaker 1: in retrog that. It sounds like you two are going
Speaker 1: to go out again, though I need to protect my
Speaker 1: fortune before I do any of this. Well, I don't
Speaker 1: want to do another one. Keep us some updating you guys.
Speaker 1: Thanks for being on with us again. Brooke and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the morning,