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Speaker 1: A, It's Brig and Jeffrey in the morning and man

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Speaker 1: Jeff's song of the week today goes hard.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, all right, get.

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Speaker 1: Ready for that, plus a brand new second date, laser stories,

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Speaker 1: lots of fun, oh and all the April Fools pranks.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna go over them all the companies did, like

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Speaker 1: the funniest ones.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, definitely be here for the full hour. It's

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Speaker 2: about to start. But before we do, we got to

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Speaker 2: feature you.

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Speaker 3: Yes, and we're featuring Tac Tracer, who said a great

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Speaker 3: segment you guys could do would be to have the

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Speaker 3: whole crew do an escape room together, not out there.

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Speaker 1: I didn't do one with most of the crew when

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Speaker 1: we're in Vegas. Yeah yeah, we used to do really

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Speaker 1: fund so we used to be able to take a

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Speaker 1: whole trip where we would take a plane full of

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Speaker 1: listeners to Vegas with us.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, crazy god, it was the days when we still

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Speaker 1: had marketing money.

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Speaker 2: Before my time.

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Speaker 1: Yes, its time, yes, so hey, you know what, We're

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Speaker 1: gonna run that up to the bosses one more time, okay,

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Speaker 1: n hear?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, let's get to your full hour starting

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Speaker 2: right now.

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Speaker 4: Here's some good news to start your day. Brooke and

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Speaker 4: Jeffrey in the morning. According to a new uplifting study,

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Speaker 4: most Americans are just three months away from total financial collapse.

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Speaker 2: And I thought it was two. It's three.

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Speaker 4: That's the financial cushion that most Americans say they have

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Speaker 4: left before bills start going unpaid.

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Speaker 5: You guys have time to count your money in between

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Speaker 5: our four jobs we all have.

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Speaker 6: That's so cool.

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Speaker 2: What could go wrong?

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Speaker 4: And it's not just people facing potential job loss. It

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Speaker 4: could be a medical emergency, absorbing one too many price hikes.

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Speaker 4: Who knows, but roughly six out of ten adults say

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Speaker 4: they're going to be out of options in ninety days.

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Speaker 4: Good news, eight out of ten say they'd still door

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Speaker 4: dash themselves a large pizza with all the fix ins

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Speaker 4: and pay all the extra fees for it because we're

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Speaker 4: not willing to get it ourselves.

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Speaker 6: We have standards.

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Speaker 5: We still think we're better than you.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean yeah, your wife might say, but honey,

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Speaker 4: Dominoes is only a block away.

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Speaker 6: Let's go pick it up.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm worry Jeff is actually broken. Like I was

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Speaker 2: going along with a bit for a minute.

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Speaker 7: Now you're starting.

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Speaker 4: Oh, because if you put in a delivery order of

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Speaker 4: fifty dollars or more. Then they'll toss in an eighteen

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Speaker 4: pack of Parmesan bread bites on the house.

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Speaker 6: That's saving money, feeling.

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Speaker 2: Was this sponsored?

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Speaker 8: Not at all?

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Speaker 6: We don't have any sponsors.

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Speaker 1: Remember, keep asking us for a companies have any marketing

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: Righty, it's great.

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Speaker 4: Could be in a better head space to move into

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Speaker 4: the shock collar question.

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Speaker 2: Of the day.

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Speaker 5: We have enough money to move on to the I

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Speaker 4: Proxact could be more uplifting than that, Jake, your move, what.

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Speaker 7: A troublesome energy.

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Speaker 2: Wild starts show.

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Speaker 7: Well, yesterday, at this time we learned some very important

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Speaker 7: stats about Easter egg For example, Americans spend a whopping

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Speaker 7: twenty two billion dollars on this holiday every year, which

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Speaker 7: comes out to one hundred and seventy seven dollars per person.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, take that emergencies.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, is that why people were mad about the price

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Speaker 7: of eggs? Yes, Jake, Well, the only thing more irresponsible

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Speaker 7: than American Easter spending are the terrible answers you all

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Speaker 7: gave to your questions yesterday.

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Speaker 7: That's why we're running it back again with more egg

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Speaker 7: based math for another No Bunny Business edition of plenty

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Speaker 7: of twenty. Just like the day before, you say number

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Speaker 7: could be about foods, traditions, or candy hawking rabbits. You

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Speaker 7: or lower. We'll start with the woman whose ideal egg

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Speaker 3: That's Alexis and money seven.

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Speaker 7: No way, this is perfect Alexas. What percentage of Americans

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Speaker 7: Locking it in quick? Yes, forty six percent of people

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Speaker 7: would prefer money in their eggs. Yeah, totally, we can

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Speaker 2: Let's go twelve.

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Speaker 7: Three in four parents plan on having the talk with

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Speaker 7: and moderations. But is it over or under? Seventy percent

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Speaker 2: It's of parents steal from the candy stands chacking. Anyone

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Speaker 2: they aren't admitting to it. They're lying. So I'm still

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Speaker 7: Brook thinks more than seventy percent, and she's right. The

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Speaker 7: All right, we're two for two, Jose, We're back to you.

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Speaker 7: In another poll Jose, people were asked how they plan

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Speaker 7: to celebrate Easter, and the top answer was having a

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Speaker 7: special meal with family or friends. Twenty one percent said that.

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Speaker 7: What percentage said going to church? Over or under seven percent?

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Speaker 5: Seven? Ooh?

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Speaker 9: You know what, As a guy who was raised as

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Speaker 4: Going to say more the does it count with virtual

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Speaker 9: There were two hundred million viewers, right yeah, now, way

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Speaker 7: Door to ash them communion crackers. Jose said over seven

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Speaker 7: Boy, all right, they've gone three for three, and I'm

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Speaker 7: I am in big trouble as the Jewish man. I'm

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Speaker 7: in the pcurious position Easter questions. But I'm gonna go

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Speaker 7: In a poll on holidays, what percentage of Americans say

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Speaker 7: over or under fifteen percent?

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Speaker 5: It's got to be the chocolate, right.

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Speaker 2: I thought it was the magic show.

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Speaker 6: There's a magic show.

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Speaker 5: I no, not a church.

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Speaker 6: He should go on tour. Oh favorites.

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Speaker 4: I mean I would assume that most people would prefer

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Speaker 6: Day, Harbor Day, Flag Days, Flag Day. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: As beloved as Easter is, I can't see it being

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Speaker 2: That's a strong answer, Joe, I support it.

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Speaker 7: we have to go to a tie breaker and Alexis,

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Speaker 7: I'm going to offer you a diner special opportunity again

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Speaker 7: this time. Does that mean if you get this right, Alexis,

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Speaker 7: not only will I take the shock, but I will

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Speaker 7: make two eggs any style for each one of you

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Speaker 7: here in the room. Medium or if you get it wrong, Alexis,

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Speaker 7: I am completely safe from getting shot. Oh please, don't?

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Speaker 7: You can keep the eggs? Do you accept?

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Speaker 7: All right, here's your question. So we know that thirteen

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Speaker 7: Is it over or under the thirteen percent of church

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Speaker 2: It hunts are everywhere. They're so fun and they're in

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Speaker 4: But are they fun for the adults in attendance or

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Speaker 3: Do you watch all the kids just charge at each other, everybody,

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Speaker 3: And it's so fun to relive your childhood through.

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Speaker 2: Your chair, you know?

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Speaker 4: Carry I do like hearing ear piercing children's screams for

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Speaker 6: That's a good point.

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Speaker 11: The wrong on board.

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Speaker 7: Lexis says that over thirteen percent of people say the

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Speaker 7: best thing about Easter is attending an Easter egg hunt.

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Speaker 6: Let's go eggs, and she is wrong.

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Speaker 7: It's twelve percent just underneath. I'm safe and I have one.

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Speaker 7: Today's of plenty of.

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Speaker 4: Throw them at your Since Alexis blew it on her

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Speaker 4: last question, she's going to be getting shots while singing

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Speaker 4: a candy shop by fifty cents.

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Speaker 2: I wanted eggs this morning.

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Speaker 3: I'll take you to the andy shot like the Lollypot.

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Speaker 2: Hit the Spot.

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Speaker 7: Broadway chorus version.

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Speaker 2: I could tell that that song came out when she

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Speaker 4: Now that's my favorite part of you. That was your

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Speaker 4: shot collar question of the.

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Speaker 11: Day, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 4: We've heard about strange things selling it auctions. It's Brook

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Speaker 4: and Jeffrey in the Morning. In fact, recently we covered

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Speaker 4: the unbelievable eBay sale of cheetosard. Oh yeah, that cheeto

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Speaker 4: shaped like a Pokemon character. It's sold for eighty seven

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Speaker 2: I've been searching every cheetobag since.

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Speaker 4: Well mark This as another weird one that just hit

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Speaker 4: the auction block, this one in the UK because a

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Speaker 4: one and a half inch dreadlock of Bob Marley's hair. Whoa,

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Speaker 4: it's up online. According to the listing, it's the first

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Speaker 4: genuine example of Marley's hair to be sold in the

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, how'd they get it?

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Speaker 5: It was?

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Speaker 4: It was a fan who got it back in nineteen

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Speaker 4: seventy eight when Bob was performing on a BBC program,

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Speaker 4: and all she did was ask him for it, which

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Speaker 4: isn't a weird question to go up and be like, hey,

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Speaker 4: can I have some of your hair?

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Speaker 1: It privately DNA testing was available. He was like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: what else could you do with it?

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Speaker 4: So apparently Bob just kept nodding and chuckling, seemed just

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Speaker 5: That's rude.

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Speaker 4: She put it in her memory booklet along with Marley's autograph,

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Speaker 6: Let's let's got those things up for sale. We got

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Speaker 4: It's the radio segment that's offering a lunch special where

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Speaker 4: Everyone else does, except we've got a laser as other

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Speaker 4: out of Florida. A man named Farren Fullerton was arrested

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Speaker 2: It too early. I agree. And sometimes you're waiting for

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Speaker 4: When the cops showed up, they found Farren wearing nothing

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Speaker 4: Well, upon closer examination, the uniform belonged to the local

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Speaker 2: Maybe she'll take that. He likes the orange outfit.

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Speaker 4: Totally brooke regardless, he was taking to jail and was

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Speaker 2: Dressed for the job you want.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, he was prepared. Let's go to your next laser story.

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Speaker 4: Out of Alabama, a woman named Carrie posted a TikTok

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Speaker 9: Oh when you get those good vibes and then you're like,

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Speaker 5: Got the number.

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Speaker 2: I love that, And she's wing woman and her friend

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Speaker 2: that's awesome. He's so good at finding people now.

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Speaker 5: Who are big feelings?

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Speaker 2: Let's not put that in the TikTok. Mike's going to

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Speaker 6: Well, luckily.

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Speaker 4: The TikToker shared a short video of Mike and added

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Speaker 6: Him, chanting, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike.

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Speaker 4: So well, it's unclear if he saw the video. Laura did.

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Speaker 4: Laura is Mike's wife.

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Speaker 10: How do we know?

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Speaker 4: In the comments, she said, Hi, I'm Michael's wife. He's

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Speaker 6: I think it was a little bit more than just

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Speaker 4: That's funny, but it was probably just a joke. But

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Speaker 6: You met at a bar.

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Speaker 1: Dude whose friends are chanting on a married guy when

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Speaker 5: Girl, that's actually.

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Speaker 4: Was He needed to have some fun after ten years

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Speaker 4: of marriage broke. How about you give him a break.

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Speaker 5: You're like, Mike's wife doesn't let him dance.

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Speaker 2: Mike's wife is probably dying to go dancing.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we do not want to expose people and get

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Speaker 2: So oh that's the problem.

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Speaker 6: Yes, poor Mike. Let's go to your next laser story.

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Speaker 6: Out of great Ideas Incorporated.

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Speaker 5: I never visit here.

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Speaker 4: A startup called reflect Orbital was saying that when it's

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Speaker 4: this is crazy guys with his dark It does sound

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Speaker 4: like some it's fiction, but it's real. Basically, they want

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Speaker 6: Oh, the middle of the night.

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Speaker 5: Well, I can't buy my keys, but let me just

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Speaker 1: Sunlight if I'm trying to sleep in somebody's light.

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Speaker 4: The main idea is to help solar farms keep producing

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Speaker 2: Very happy It only works if it's a not cloudy

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Speaker 4: That's good point, and some researchers say the math ain't math.

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Speaker 4: They're saying it would take literally thousands and thousands of

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Speaker 9: Wow bomb though, do your pressure date and be like, Yo,

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Speaker 9: you want me to turn the sun on real quick?

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Speaker 5: I could totally do it.

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Speaker 4: You might as well just buy one of those sunrise

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Speaker 9: Imagine if they turn it on too many reflections, it's

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Speaker 5: Like when you put a hand on her a micro

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you get sunburn, you get actually zapu. Yeah, let's

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Speaker 4: oh one family, there's a new parenting hack on social

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Speaker 6: All you have to do is shout Jessica.

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Speaker 5: That's what she said.

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Speaker 2: But what if your kid is it named Jessica.

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Speaker 4: They don't need to be named Jessica, and they don't

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Speaker 4: A family physician weighed in, and she said it's just

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Speaker 4: They've tried yelling bath or Tiffany, and it doesn't work

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Speaker 2: Would jose work?

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Speaker 6: Means have that Joseph.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and so they'll stop to figure out what's happening.

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Speaker 4: And if this is true, it means that the Jessica

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Speaker 6: It's gotta be Jay. Anything will work on Jose.

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Speaker 4: and it's stopped me right in my tracks.

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Speaker 2: Was not expecting that talking shoes. Yes, yes, And.

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Speaker 4: That's how means Laser Stories has come to an end

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Speaker 4: for the day. We'll do it again, same time on Monday.

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Speaker 12: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, the dust has settled

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Speaker 12: and the ink is dry, we're less than forty eight

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Speaker 12: hours removed from April First.

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Speaker 4: Where companies across this great nation of ours push the

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Speaker 4: limits of artificial intelligence to create the most ridiculous phony

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Speaker 4: products you never knew you wanted. Oh, we're talking a

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Speaker 4: new Ramen flavor that you've never dreamed of and a

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Speaker 4: pet accessory I wish was true. We're gonna give you

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Speaker 4: the rundown of the best ones from April Fools coming

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Speaker 6: April Fools.

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Speaker 4: I mean, it happened in the middle of the week

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Speaker 4: Jeff in the Morning did not personally, but we didn't

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Speaker 4: have time. But thanks to all the advancements with AI

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Speaker 1: It is the laziest April Fools I've ever seen, I mean, honestly, so.

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Speaker 4: Now in twenty twenty six, there's more and more brands

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Speaker 4: jumping onto the April Shenana wagon. So we're just going

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Speaker 4: to tell you a few of the ones that moved

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Speaker 4: the needle. The best April Fools Company pranks from this year.

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Speaker 2: Oh I like this, Jeff, I didn't see very many

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Speaker 6: Yeah, so in case you missed it.

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Speaker 4: First up, one of the bigger up and coming chain

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Speaker 4: restaurants right now is Raisin Canes, the Fried Chicken Place.

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Speaker 2: The lines are forever as soon as one opens, and.

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Speaker 4: They're mostly famous for their tasty sauce that they have,

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Speaker 4: So Canes leaned into that by announcing a new chicken

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Speaker 4: sauce flavored cola. You haven't seen the photo. It looks

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Speaker 2: Cold Oh it's coming out of the fountain.

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Speaker 7: Oh.

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Speaker 1: I mean some people would honestly probably be excited about.

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Speaker 4: The Yeah, you need your meal to be thicker, so

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Speaker 4: I got a lot of engagement. Up next, you probably

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Speaker 4: heard of the product called dude wipes.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's like baby wipes, but they have to

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Speaker 6: Flushable toilet wipes designed for men.

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Speaker 1: they say flushable. Just an fyi, Yeah, it causes huge

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Speaker 1: issues in the sewer system.

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Speaker 2: Throw them away.

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Speaker 6: I'm trusting the box.

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Speaker 2: In the garbage, that's where you want to put it.

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Speaker 4: Well. On April first, they unveiled the new skincare product

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Speaker 4: called butt Masks Good. They called it quote the first

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Speaker 4: targeted hydro gel patch designed for your third eye.

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Speaker 10: JOm.

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Speaker 4: Pop it directly into the target zone for fifteen minutes

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Speaker 4: while you doom scroll on the phone.

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Speaker 2: I like that. It says, let it rip.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I you're just joining us.

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Speaker 4: We're talking about the most viral April Fools pranks that

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Speaker 4: were done by major brands this year. So these are

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Speaker 4: not real if you're just tuning in, although probably a.

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Speaker 6: Few people did fall for them.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Sure, we're going to go right to this next one.

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Speaker 4: Uggs posted their social media a brand new ugubrella, which

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Speaker 4: is a tiny, colorful umbrella that clips onto the top

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Speaker 4: of your sheepskin boots to protect them from the rain.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: It's pretty cute and it makes sense because those ugs

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Speaker 1: they get wet.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, not waterproof all is.

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Speaker 6: I could definitely see you wearing these.

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Speaker 10: The rain.

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Speaker 7: Should have to do them.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, like a mandatory.

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Speaker 4: Next up a new product from a company called Terry's Chocolate.

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Speaker 4: They shared a photo of a phone case with a

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Speaker 4: tiny pouch designed to carry some heat controlled chocolate.

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Speaker 6: For any emergency.

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Speaker 4: Yes, so, if you're riding the bus and you're scrolling

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Speaker 4: on TikTok and you feel like your blood sugar is

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Speaker 4: getting low, you're covered.

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Speaker 6: On the end of your phone.

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Speaker 1: It looks very connected to the phone, like you'd have

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Speaker 1: to like literally chew on the back of your phone.

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Speaker 4: Get maybe you have to lick it right off exactly

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Speaker 4: how it works. Also a collab that promises quote a

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Speaker 4: peanut buttery glaze with a crispy crunchity goodness.

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Speaker 2: Doesn't sound bad?

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Speaker 4: Jeff talk about top Ramen butterfinger edition.

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Speaker 6: Okay, no, not together.

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Speaker 2: Not far from pad Ti though, right.

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Speaker 4: This one I can almost believe because they've come out

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Speaker 4: with all sorts of new flavors, like.

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Speaker 6: The chicken wing ramen. Remember that we.

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Speaker 2: Have macaroni and cheese ice cream and people loved it.

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Speaker 2: We're just flipping the script on the noodle game.

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Speaker 4: They actually made maple syrup and pancake ramen. Oh remember that?

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Speaker 5: No, I do remember that breakfast?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so I could see them going the opposite making

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Speaker 4: a dessert butterfinger ramen and people loving it.

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Speaker 9: I think the only shocking thing they come out with

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Speaker 9: that was a chick.

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Speaker 6: It's no fun. There's a couple other phony food collapse.

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Speaker 6: I should mention that happened on April Fools.

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Speaker 4: There was heinz Macha mayo, a green colored mayonnaise.

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Speaker 5: You know what I say, But maybe that would make

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Speaker 5: male better to me?

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Speaker 6: I like Pacha. Why are you just saying that all

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Speaker 6: these are good ideas?

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Speaker 2: Do you not expect that.

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Speaker 4: There's a packaged ice cream soup from Basket Robins.

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Speaker 7: He's just getting betteries we go.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, more milkshake and.

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Speaker 4: My favorite from Red Lobster cheddar Bay biscuit pop Tarts.

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Speaker 6: Yes, I do have a picture of it. Does that

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Speaker 6: look good in the cheese in the middle of.

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Speaker 2: Do we not have savory? Pop Tarts?

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Speaker 7: Has become fair like the ham.

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Speaker 1: The whole thing is filled with cheese and then the

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Speaker 1: outside looks like a Red Lobster biscuit.

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Speaker 7: My wrists.

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Speaker 6: Calm down.

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Speaker 2: Waited to talk to pop Tart to make this happen.

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Speaker 4: I will say a lot of the people in the

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Speaker 4: commons said they would sell out instantly if they really

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Speaker 4: made them. People would one hundred percent go for it.

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Speaker 2: We could do an egg and biscuit pop tart.

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Speaker 6: All right, okay, we'll move on from this.

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Speaker 4: My god, but do you remember we talked a little

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Speaker 4: while ago about Reese's peanut buttercup toothpaste.

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Speaker 2: I'm still on the maple and bacon pop tart that

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Speaker 2: could work.

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Speaker 6: Let's forward. This is peanut buttercup toothpaste that was a

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Speaker 6: real thing. Yes, well, what.

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Speaker 4: About Keebler's hollow Tree Cookie toothpaste.

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Speaker 1: I told you a listener texted it and had ordered

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Speaker 1: the Reese's toothpaste and loved it.

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Speaker 2: Yes, so this isn't really good.

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Speaker 4: Each one is flavored like your favorite Keebler cookie.

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Speaker 6: That was their April Fools strip.

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Speaker 2: These companies are just coming up with disappointment to me.

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Speaker 4: But it wasn't just food and drink brands that were

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Speaker 4: getting in on the April Fools action. A pet company

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Speaker 4: called Spot and Tango to one where you've seen doggy

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Speaker 4: pooh bags.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 6: This company released doggy pea.

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00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:13,359
Speaker 4: Bags with the tagline a cleaner future for sidewalks everywhere.

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Speaker 6: Okay, you got to catch it.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, getting down in there.

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Speaker 4: And finally you've heard of Hall's cough drops. Well, for

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Speaker 4: April first, they wanted to come up with a brand

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Speaker 4: new nostalgic flavor that'd be good for the old and

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Speaker 4: the young. It's a mixture of lavender and lint. Call

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Speaker 4: Grandma's purse.

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Speaker 6: It tastes just.

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Speaker 4: Like it's been sitting at the bottom of your nana's

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Speaker 4: handbag for the past seven years.

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Speaker 5: I love it.

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Speaker 2: That's where all halls cough drops.

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Speaker 5: It also tastes a little like pennies, because it's been.

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Speaker 4: Like, yeah, yes, we're kind of fifty to fifty on

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Speaker 4: some of these April Fools pranks.

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Speaker 6: We do want some we don't want others.

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Speaker 5: Towels, Which ones you like the most?

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Speaker 6: Man Text nine two.

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Speaker 4: Those were the big guest April Fools brand jokes that

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Speaker 4: companies did this past year. Phone taps coming up right

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Speaker 4: after this, It's almost time for your prank, calls Brook

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Speaker 4: and Jeffrey in the morning. And today we reach out

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Speaker 4: to a guy whose wife went to a charity auction

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Speaker 4: the other night without him. It had something to do

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Speaker 4: with her work, and she was already downtown anyway, so

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Speaker 4: she went came home and didn't mention anything significant happening.

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Speaker 5: Okay, so imagine.

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Speaker 4: The husband's surprise when he gets a call from one

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Speaker 4: of the organizers, thanking him for their extremely generous donation.

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Speaker 4: It's your phone tap right now.

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Speaker 11: Wrooking Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.

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Speaker 10: Hello.

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Speaker 6: Hi is Kevin or Pamela in Oh?

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Speaker 10: This is Kevin. How can I help you?

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Speaker 2: Hi?

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Speaker 4: Kevin, This is Harvey Dart. I just wanted to call

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Speaker 4: and say thank you so much for your generous donation

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00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:56,480
Speaker 4: last night at the charity banquet.

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Speaker 10: Yeah. I didn't go to the event.

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Speaker 6: My my wife did. Okay, Yeah, I guess it was.

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Speaker 10: Something connected to her work downtown.

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Speaker 6: Got it?

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Speaker 4: Well, will you just please send on the message that

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Speaker 4: Allies thanks her for her generous donation of five thousand dollars? O?

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Speaker 6: What five grand?

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Speaker 10: Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 6: I'm not kidding. We're very grateful.

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Speaker 10: Oh, I'm sure you are. And who are you with again? Allies?

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Speaker 6: Yes?

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00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:31,280
Speaker 4: It stands for affluent lawyers leveraging influence for early sentences.

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Speaker 10: Okay, we need to back up here. But what what's

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Speaker 10: this charity? What are you doing? Because I wasn't there

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Speaker 10: and I had no idea she was going to spend

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Speaker 10: that amount of money.

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Speaker 6: Okay, I understand.

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00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:45,720
Speaker 4: It's basically a fund that helps already well off attorneys

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Speaker 4: pull some strings to get their less than desirable clients

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Speaker 4: out of jail faster. What yes, and with your generous

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Speaker 4: five thousand dollars donation, you've helped put at least three

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Speaker 4: convicted films back out onto the streets, giving them another chance.

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Speaker 10: Well, hold on a second. That doesn't sound good what

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Speaker 10: you just said.

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Speaker 4: Well, I mean if you were one of the freed

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Speaker 4: criminals who had his assault charges dropped, and then.

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Speaker 6: It would sound good.

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Speaker 10: That sounds even worse.

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Speaker 6: How so, how's it worse?

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Speaker 10: I mean, it's already confusing enough that the name of

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Speaker 10: your charity as Allies. Well, and I'm sure my wife

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Speaker 10: got confused by that.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Well, in our defense, it's better than the acronym

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Speaker 4: that we had before, which was cash counselors assisting scumbags home?

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Speaker 10: What's good about putting criminals back out on the street.

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Speaker 4: You said earlier that you weren't at the event, right,

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00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:40,760
Speaker 4: that is true. Last night, one of our highest billers,

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Speaker 4: his name is Phil McDougall. You probably heard of him,

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Speaker 4: But Phil talked about getting a guy nicknamed Fatal off

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Speaker 4: of his third home invasion charge.

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Speaker 6: Wit it wasn't really moving.

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Speaker 10: To be honest, this is starting to sound like some

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Speaker 10: kind of joke and I'm not into it.

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Speaker 6: Play Oh no, no at all.

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Speaker 4: It was actually one of the biggest challenges of his

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Speaker 4: life and he couldn't get the charges dropped without your donation.

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Speaker 4: I mean, I mean not yours. It was someone else's.

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Speaker 4: But your donation will help a criminal in the future.

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Speaker 10: We're gonna put stop payment on that check, so you

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Speaker 10: better return it because your charity sounds like worship.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I think you're not considering all the positive after

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Speaker 4: effects that it has. Did you know your contribution is

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Speaker 4: non tax deductible.

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Speaker 10: We're not even getting a break on.

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Speaker 6: It, so the irs.

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Speaker 10: Then we're absolutely putting stop payment on this.

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Speaker 6: Okay, Well, at this point we already have the cash

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Speaker 6: in our account and there's not a lot we can do.

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Speaker 10: Oh I'll be getting that money. I will absolutely be

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Speaker 10: getting that money.

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Speaker 4: You won't, but you will be getting a thank you

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Speaker 4: card from a future freed criminal. Wait what, because we

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Speaker 4: do provide the home address of any donation over one

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Speaker 4: thousand dollars?

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Speaker 8: Are you out of your god mind?

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Speaker 4: And so you should be expecting a thank you card

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Speaker 4: from someone like fatal Probably no.

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Speaker 10: You're not doing anything like that, and no one's coming

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Speaker 10: to the house.

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Speaker 6: Don't be ridiculous.

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Speaker 4: Just because a criminal has your address and knows you

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Speaker 4: have a lot of money to donate, that doesn't mean

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Speaker 4: they're going to show up and rob you.

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Speaker 6: That's prejudiced. No, no, no, I.

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Speaker 10: Don't need I need the name of your general counsel.

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Speaker 10: And I need to know where the hell that I'm

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Speaker 10: I'm getting this check back from, and it better be

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Speaker 10: in my hot hand.

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Speaker 6: Manyanna got it? That's Spanish for next year.

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Speaker 4: Anyway, I would just request that you tell your wife

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Speaker 4: the charity and the prank call that we did.

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Speaker 6: We're both a massive success. You said what I said.

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Speaker 4: Prank call was a big success because Pamela listens to

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Speaker 4: a radio show it's called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning,

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Speaker 4: and that's why he does. You're getting phone tapp right

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Speaker 4: now by me.

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00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:44,920
Speaker 6: I'm jeff Oh my god, I'm sorry, Kevin.

683
00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:48,680
Speaker 10: Dude, I'm going to strangle you through this phone.

684
00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:52,800
Speaker 6: Don't do that. We have criminals that can do that

685
00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:55,000
Speaker 6: for you for you. Free them.

686
00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:59,120
Speaker 10: Yeah, a lot of strangulations for my five grand.

687
00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:02,920
Speaker 6: He sounded so shocked when you heard what the cherity

688
00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:04,000
Speaker 6: was actually for.

689
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:07,440
Speaker 10: I might not be able to sleep the night.

690
00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:10,320
Speaker 4: No, you could help a convicted convict named Diesel get

691
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:14,760
Speaker 4: off of his burglary charge. Oh my god, he wants

692
00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:16,440
Speaker 4: to come to your house and thank you in person.

693
00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:18,520
Speaker 10: Get in line.

694
00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:21,400
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, Fatal's going to meet you first. All right

695
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:23,640
Speaker 6: after it, you'll get along great.

696
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:30,360
Speaker 9: Yeah, broke in Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.

697
00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:31,960
Speaker 11: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

698
00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:37,920
Speaker 4: Most men tend to have similar thoughts running through their

699
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:39,080
Speaker 4: mind at the end of.

700
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:39,720
Speaker 6: A first date.

701
00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:43,080
Speaker 4: Okay, where the thinking is now the right time to

702
00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:44,040
Speaker 4: go in for a kiss?

703
00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:46,880
Speaker 6: Do I ask them to stay the night?

704
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:47,560
Speaker 13: Oh?

705
00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:50,640
Speaker 4: Should I tell my mom to leave the apartment once

706
00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:52,120
Speaker 4: we start rounding second base?

707
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:53,840
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I mean it might be.

708
00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:55,360
Speaker 4: Nice to have her in the other room, just for

709
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:59,560
Speaker 4: moral support.

710
00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:04,160
Speaker 6: I don't know, it's just, you know, typical guy thoughts.

711
00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:06,200
Speaker 5: I know, no, no, no, yeah.

712
00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:08,800
Speaker 4: But one of our listeners says, the only question he

713
00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:10,840
Speaker 4: was asking at the end of the night was.

714
00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:13,400
Speaker 6: What the heck just happened.

715
00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:17,960
Speaker 4: He still has no idea what went wrong, but something

716
00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:20,760
Speaker 4: must have based on how it ended. You're gonna hear

717
00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:23,960
Speaker 4: it in your brand new Second Date update right after this.

718
00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:27,360
Speaker 11: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning Second Date updates.

719
00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:33,800
Speaker 4: Today, we have a quote unquote returning listener. His name

720
00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:35,840
Speaker 4: is Jason, quote unquote.

721
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,520
Speaker 6: He says he's been on the show before for this

722
00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:39,400
Speaker 6: very segment.

723
00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:42,320
Speaker 4: Well, I gotta be honest, I looked back into the

724
00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:47,200
Speaker 4: archives and I can't find his call anywhere. So was

725
00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:50,280
Speaker 4: he really on the show? Is he making it up

726
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:53,000
Speaker 4: just to sound cool, because that's totally what I would do.

727
00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:56,240
Speaker 6: But I guess we might be forced to believe him.

728
00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:59,040
Speaker 4: I mean, Jason, can you at least jog our memory

729
00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:01,320
Speaker 4: and tell us what happened the last time that you

730
00:34:01,520 --> 00:34:02,920
Speaker 4: supposedly were on with us?

731
00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:04,800
Speaker 8: You guys had me on twice?

732
00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:05,400
Speaker 3: Wait?

733
00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:07,520
Speaker 2: Wait, oh, you were on more than once.

734
00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:09,320
Speaker 8: We did an update update?

735
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:12,000
Speaker 2: Did we just never Eric? Because it was very funny?

736
00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:12,239
Speaker 9: Yeah?

737
00:34:12,239 --> 00:34:14,480
Speaker 6: Are you a boring guy?

738
00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:16,360
Speaker 8: Well, I'll start from the beginning.

739
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:17,360
Speaker 7: Then I was.

740
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:20,759
Speaker 8: Dating this girl, Emily, and she said that she didn't

741
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:22,239
Speaker 8: want to go back out on a date with me

742
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:25,000
Speaker 8: because I had a hard time saying no. She wanted

743
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,560
Speaker 8: a guy that could push back more stand up for

744
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:30,120
Speaker 8: his thoughts and opinions, and that's what you guys were

745
00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:31,040
Speaker 8: helping me out with.

746
00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:34,279
Speaker 4: So you went out with a woman who wanted her

747
00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:35,640
Speaker 4: boyfriend to say no to her.

748
00:34:35,719 --> 00:34:36,920
Speaker 6: Does that sound realistic?

749
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:37,239
Speaker 10: Broke?

750
00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:40,680
Speaker 2: I love a.

751
00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:43,480
Speaker 1: Man who can make a choice. Yeah, that decision is

752
00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:45,160
Speaker 1: one of the most unsexy traits.

753
00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:45,600
Speaker 6: Yeah.

754
00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:47,760
Speaker 4: So you said you were on for an update. Update

755
00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:49,280
Speaker 4: that means you two were together.

756
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:50,600
Speaker 6: What happened?

757
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:54,680
Speaker 8: Well, I started being able to stand up for myself

758
00:34:54,719 --> 00:34:57,160
Speaker 8: from time to time, and we actually did end up

759
00:34:57,239 --> 00:34:58,879
Speaker 8: dating for a little bit there.

760
00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:02,200
Speaker 2: All right, why did it end?

761
00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:06,200
Speaker 8: Okay, she broke up with me because she got a

762
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:09,960
Speaker 8: dog and she wanted to name it Spinner and taking

763
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:14,959
Speaker 8: your guy's advice. I was like, no, that's a dumb name.

764
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:19,640
Speaker 4: Oh why would you tell him that a man should

765
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:20,680
Speaker 4: stand up to a woman.

766
00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:21,800
Speaker 6: That's horrible.

767
00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:22,800
Speaker 2: It's got your dog?

768
00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:27,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, gee, that is kind of means so aggressive.

769
00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:29,400
Speaker 8: I mean no, I said you need to name it

770
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:33,720
Speaker 8: acute human name like Kevin, because that's like funny.

771
00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:35,680
Speaker 2: Get your own dog named Kevin.

772
00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:38,160
Speaker 6: Okay that's kind.

773
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,960
Speaker 8: Of what she said. Well, anyway, I didn't back down,

774
00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:43,560
Speaker 8: so I was like, no, you're not naming a dog

775
00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:45,799
Speaker 8: Spinner and she ended up breaking up with me.

776
00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:46,840
Speaker 6: Oh, yow.

777
00:35:47,239 --> 00:35:49,480
Speaker 2: I met her and really happy though for real.

778
00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:53,640
Speaker 4: After you gave her exactly what she wanted a guy

779
00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:55,799
Speaker 4: that says no, and then she didn't.

780
00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:58,799
Speaker 9: Like that to her own life decisions.

781
00:35:57,880 --> 00:36:02,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's hard to decipher what women really want.

782
00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:05,359
Speaker 2: But so did you do that again to another girl? Now?

783
00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:06,160
Speaker 2: Is that?

784
00:36:06,719 --> 00:36:06,959
Speaker 6: Yeah?

785
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:07,120
Speaker 1: No?

786
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:11,280
Speaker 8: But good guess because I am now dating a different girl.

787
00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:13,480
Speaker 8: Her name is Riley, all right?

788
00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:14,919
Speaker 5: Is that a stupid name?

789
00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:18,680
Speaker 2: Way a human name? So he's okay with it?

790
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:20,000
Speaker 5: Okay, we.

791
00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:23,640
Speaker 8: Humans with human names are okay.

792
00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:26,960
Speaker 6: Okay, that's a bold stance to take, but good for you.

793
00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:30,960
Speaker 8: Okay. So here here's the problem. The date only lasted

794
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:32,040
Speaker 8: about fifteen minutes.

795
00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:33,839
Speaker 5: WHOA, that's not good.

796
00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:35,960
Speaker 2: Do you even consider it a date at that point?

797
00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:37,359
Speaker 2: A run in? At that point?

798
00:36:37,719 --> 00:36:39,520
Speaker 5: Did you plan on it being a quick date?

799
00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:41,319
Speaker 6: I plan a whole day.

800
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,200
Speaker 8: So I picked her up at her place and it

801
00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:46,359
Speaker 8: just started like a normal date. You know, how's your day?

802
00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:47,239
Speaker 7: Where are we going?

803
00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:49,400
Speaker 8: Like? What's going on? Nice to meet you, other stuff,

804
00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:53,799
Speaker 8: And then all the sudden we're barely ten minutes down

805
00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:57,319
Speaker 8: the road and she just says, I think it's best

806
00:36:57,320 --> 00:36:58,080
Speaker 8: if we don't go out.

807
00:36:58,239 --> 00:37:01,200
Speaker 4: Actually, oh my what before you even get to the

808
00:37:01,239 --> 00:37:02,680
Speaker 4: destination where you're driving to?

809
00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:03,680
Speaker 10: Yeah?

810
00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:06,520
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah, like the ac barely got the car?

811
00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:06,839
Speaker 10: Cool?

812
00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:07,320
Speaker 2: Okay?

813
00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:10,520
Speaker 1: Did she see like duck tape and a shovel in

814
00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:12,920
Speaker 1: the back seat and that's why she wanted to turn around?

815
00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:15,520
Speaker 5: She had to seeing I.

816
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:18,400
Speaker 8: Kind of thought, I mean, I never tried to catfish everybody.

817
00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:22,040
Speaker 8: All my pictures are current online, but I'm like thinking, Okay,

818
00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:24,160
Speaker 8: she probably got in the car thought I was ugly.

819
00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:27,280
Speaker 6: I want to go back home? Is that far Alexis?

820
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:30,920
Speaker 6: Does that happen a lot? Why are you laughing? Why

821
00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:33,600
Speaker 6: are you giggling about him thinking that he's ugly?

822
00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:35,280
Speaker 2: Why your first thought?

823
00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:35,560
Speaker 7: Man?

824
00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:38,239
Speaker 5: Put that aside? I mean, if she didn't think you

825
00:37:38,239 --> 00:37:40,360
Speaker 5: were ugly? What else? Like, was anything else happened?

826
00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:42,360
Speaker 2: Shovel tape?

827
00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:42,959
Speaker 14: No?

828
00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:45,680
Speaker 8: I mean I said that where I said, what do

829
00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:47,560
Speaker 8: you mean, like you want to go back right now?

830
00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:50,640
Speaker 8: And the only thing she gave me was that it

831
00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:55,719
Speaker 8: just wasn't what she expected. Like, I mean, I don't

832
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:58,720
Speaker 8: know exactly what she meant by that, but she obviously

833
00:37:58,760 --> 00:37:59,799
Speaker 8: don't want to talk about it.

834
00:38:00,239 --> 00:38:02,440
Speaker 4: Did you use your the lessons that you learned from

835
00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:05,080
Speaker 4: before and say no, you're staying in this car and

836
00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:06,359
Speaker 4: we are going on this day.

837
00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:07,880
Speaker 2: That's a great idea, Jeff.

838
00:38:07,719 --> 00:38:09,000
Speaker 6: I think that's a romantic nod.

839
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:10,239
Speaker 2: I think it's kidnapping.

840
00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:15,600
Speaker 8: But yeah, I didn't quite go there. Yeah good, but

841
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:18,000
Speaker 8: I dropped her off and that that was kind of it.

842
00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:20,560
Speaker 4: So maybe this isn't the best question to ask, but

843
00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:22,560
Speaker 4: I need to know. Was there a kiss?

844
00:38:22,719 --> 00:38:23,600
Speaker 2: Okay?

845
00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:26,920
Speaker 4: It would be funny if they made out passionately and

846
00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:28,040
Speaker 4: then they then they left.

847
00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:29,160
Speaker 5: He's like, oh, she spent the night.

848
00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:35,160
Speaker 8: Oh no, no, no, I brought her, I bought her flowers,

849
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:36,880
Speaker 8: and she just like she just threw him in the

850
00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:41,200
Speaker 8: backseat of the car, got out, left them really connected

851
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:45,400
Speaker 8: her afterwards. No response. I guess I'm not shocked, but like,

852
00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:46,560
Speaker 8: I just want clarity.

853
00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:49,759
Speaker 2: It sounds like even if she did say ugly, you

854
00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:50,319
Speaker 2: could take it.

855
00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:53,640
Speaker 8: I mean, yeah, you know, I'm I'm a six.

856
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:56,600
Speaker 2: There we go, all right, Okay, that's not bad. There,

857
00:38:56,920 --> 00:39:00,160
Speaker 2: we can work with a six anybody in this that's.

858
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:03,359
Speaker 4: Look how high Brooks voice is going, like, yeah, six

859
00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:04,000
Speaker 4: isn't bad.

860
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:09,719
Speaker 6: It's actually really active. I believe you are. Let's see

861
00:39:09,719 --> 00:39:11,560
Speaker 6: what Riley has to say. If we can get her

862
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:12,040
Speaker 6: on the phone.

863
00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:15,480
Speaker 4: We'll try and get you your second second date update

864
00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:16,160
Speaker 4: on this show.

865
00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:20,080
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, memorable guy, super memorable Jason.

866
00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:22,640
Speaker 6: Right after this, hold on man.

867
00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:25,680
Speaker 11: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning second date update.

868
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:30,560
Speaker 4: If you're just joining us, We've got a return caller

869
00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:34,680
Speaker 4: Jason on the phone, who describes himself as a solid six.

870
00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:38,919
Speaker 4: But is he in New York six or an Idaho six?

871
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:42,000
Speaker 6: Oh we didn't that, because there is a difference.

872
00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:45,680
Speaker 1: Come on, there's somebody for everybody, even in Idaho four

873
00:39:45,719 --> 00:39:46,440
Speaker 1: out there all right.

874
00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:49,959
Speaker 4: But he only brought up his own looks because after

875
00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:54,440
Speaker 4: just ten minutes of driving together, Jason's date suddenly changed

876
00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:57,400
Speaker 4: her mind and said, actually, this isn't what I was

877
00:39:57,440 --> 00:40:00,920
Speaker 4: expecting and she has to be taken home. So his

878
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:02,759
Speaker 4: thought was, well, maybe she just didn't think I was

879
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:04,959
Speaker 4: attractive enough in person, Like.

880
00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:07,239
Speaker 9: She finally looked left ten minutes into the drive and

881
00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:08,520
Speaker 9: was like, oh my gosh.

882
00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:10,520
Speaker 1: What if it's not about him? What if she wasn't

883
00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:14,120
Speaker 1: wearing the right outfit? You know, Like he explained what

884
00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:15,680
Speaker 1: they were gonna do for the date.

885
00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:17,880
Speaker 2: And she's like, I don't have tennis shoes.

886
00:40:18,239 --> 00:40:20,480
Speaker 5: No, you have just said hold on let me run

887
00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:21,839
Speaker 5: inside real quick. We'll be right back.

888
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:23,760
Speaker 2: He's trying to make it not about sad.

889
00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:27,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, ugly, it's possible, Jason. Have you considered that Riley

890
00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:28,480
Speaker 4: hates herself a little bit?

891
00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:30,000
Speaker 7: Wait?

892
00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:30,839
Speaker 5: That's what you got?

893
00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:31,560
Speaker 6: How she looks?

894
00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:33,600
Speaker 5: Oh, now I get it.

895
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:36,920
Speaker 8: I'm considering that I might hate myself a little bit now, Okay,

896
00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:40,680
Speaker 8: good hitting guys.

897
00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:43,680
Speaker 4: He never got any specific answer on what was such

898
00:40:43,719 --> 00:40:45,880
Speaker 4: a letdown, So that's what he's hoping to get today

899
00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:48,520
Speaker 4: at a bare minimum, and then maybe we'll see where

900
00:40:48,520 --> 00:40:49,200
Speaker 4: it goes from there.

901
00:40:49,239 --> 00:40:51,080
Speaker 5: And this may be the first time. The hope is

902
00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:52,040
Speaker 5: that she thinks he's ugly.

903
00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:54,879
Speaker 4: Yeah, because we're hoping two people who both don't find

904
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:58,120
Speaker 4: themselves attractive could be meant for each other. That's the

905
00:40:58,160 --> 00:41:00,600
Speaker 4: optimism that you wanted, right, Broke just saying.

906
00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:04,440
Speaker 1: She wasn't prepared for whatever he had planned that day.

907
00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:07,480
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, okay, Well we can all hope for different things. Okay,

908
00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:10,920
Speaker 6: she's made he's ugly, Yeah, could be the perfect call her.

909
00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:13,000
Speaker 4: Okay, Jason, I'm gonna call her here in a second,

910
00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:15,000
Speaker 4: but real quick, how was she looking that night?

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00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:17,879
Speaker 6: Your opinion better than a six?

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00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:18,560
Speaker 8: Pretty good?

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Speaker 7: Okay?

914
00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:21,359
Speaker 5: Yeah, there you go.

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00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:24,359
Speaker 4: I won't quote you directly on that, but yeah, let's

916
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Speaker 4: style her number and see what she has to say.

917
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Speaker 6: Here we go. Hello, Hey, we're looking to speak with Riley.

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Speaker 6: Uh speaking right, Hey Riley. This is a radio show.

919
00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:41,800
Speaker 6: We're called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:42,920
Speaker 7: Morning.

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00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:44,120
Speaker 2: Welcome to it, Riley.

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00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:47,759
Speaker 6: Hi, how you doing.

923
00:41:49,560 --> 00:41:50,040
Speaker 8: I'm sorry?

924
00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:50,440
Speaker 10: Who is this?

925
00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:55,440
Speaker 4: That hurts every time? Yeah, but no, we're a radio show.

926
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Speaker 4: We're called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, and this

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Speaker 4: is a segment that we do called the second Date Update. Okay,

928
00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:04,399
Speaker 4: I know you're not a woman who likes her time

929
00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:06,160
Speaker 4: to be wasted, so I'm going to get right to this.

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00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:10,400
Speaker 4: You went out with a listener of our show, a

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Speaker 4: guy named Jason, and he told us the date didn't

932
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Speaker 4: go how he thought it was going to go.

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Speaker 2: It didn't really go at all.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 11: Is that a fair We didn't really go out.

936
00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:23,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're sorry about that.

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00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:23,759
Speaker 7: That sucks.

938
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Speaker 4: Huh uh No, not really right. We heard it was

939
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Speaker 4: your idea to not continue the date. But Jason is

940
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:33,600
Speaker 4: a little bit confused on why you felt that way.

941
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Speaker 11: Yeah.

942
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:39,799
Speaker 14: I mean, I don't know how he could be, but really.

943
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Speaker 2: You think it's something that obvious.

944
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Speaker 14: Yeah. I mean we were in the car and he said,

945
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Speaker 14: we're going to this restaurant. I know the restaurant. I

946
00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:51,280
Speaker 14: like the restaurant. And then when I'm in the car,

947
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Speaker 14: he's like, oh, I didn't make a reservation. And I

948
00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:57,800
Speaker 14: was like, you know, it's a busy night, like you

949
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Speaker 14: probably should have made a reservation. He's like, oh, well,

950
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Speaker 14: I don't know any other restaurants in the area.

951
00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:05,960
Speaker 6: Okay, but we have phones, so just google.

952
00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:08,560
Speaker 14: But he's like, you know, it's fine, we can just

953
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:10,640
Speaker 14: stand outside and do like small talk.

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00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:14,319
Speaker 9: Oh that's an awful backup plan, like when you need

955
00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:15,000
Speaker 9: to adjust.

956
00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:16,120
Speaker 5: You know, you should have.

957
00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:19,120
Speaker 2: Just planning before you even get to the restaurant.

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00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:22,200
Speaker 6: Though, what's going through your mind? I'm curious.

959
00:43:22,239 --> 00:43:24,759
Speaker 1: It sounds like an argument you have, like three years

960
00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:30,279
Speaker 1: into a relationship. Ye, so you didn't make reservations. Of

961
00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:33,080
Speaker 1: course you didn't. You never put any effort into these dates.

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Speaker 6: Around Yeah, so Brooks saying it sounds like he belonged together.

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00:43:37,719 --> 00:43:44,239
Speaker 14: Oh gosh, we absolutely don't. I don't want my time wasted. Like,

964
00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:46,400
Speaker 14: I don't know why you think, like I can just

965
00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:49,439
Speaker 14: stand outside for forty five minutes. It's a Friday night,

966
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Speaker 14: like I'd rather hang out with my friends.

967
00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:53,960
Speaker 1: Maybe he just misspoke, you know, maybe he meant like

968
00:43:54,239 --> 00:43:56,080
Speaker 1: we'd go to a bar. We'll walk down the street

969
00:43:56,120 --> 00:43:57,680
Speaker 1: and see if there's something else while we wait.

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00:43:58,440 --> 00:44:02,920
Speaker 14: I said that, and he then clarified. I was like, oh,

971
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Speaker 14: you mean like, get you know, a drink inside or

972
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Speaker 14: somewhere next door, and he's like, no, we can just

973
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Speaker 14: stand outside so we don't miss our name.

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Speaker 1: Well, he sounds like a type of person that arrives

975
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Speaker 1: five hours early for a fly.

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Speaker 15: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I can understand how that would be a red flag

978
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Speaker 4: for Riley where he doesn't plan ahead enough and she's

979
00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:22,560
Speaker 4: feeling like he doesn't value her time.

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00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:23,400
Speaker 2: But that's a fix.

981
00:44:23,480 --> 00:44:25,520
Speaker 1: I mean, why wouldn't you make that clear to him

982
00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:27,839
Speaker 1: in that point, like, hey, it doesn't feel like you

983
00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:29,560
Speaker 1: really care about your time with me.

984
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:32,799
Speaker 14: Well, I did say, I don't think we're a good fit.

985
00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:35,400
Speaker 14: Do you mind just dropping me back off? And he

986
00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:38,080
Speaker 14: said fine, So I thought it was clear.

987
00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:43,399
Speaker 4: Okay, Well, we value your time very much and that's

988
00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:45,359
Speaker 4: why we don't want to waste any more of your time.

989
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:48,480
Speaker 4: And letting you know that Jason is listening to this

990
00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:51,040
Speaker 4: phone call right now, he's actually been on it the

991
00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:52,640
Speaker 4: entire time and wants to talk to you.

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00:44:54,680 --> 00:44:57,600
Speaker 6: What Yeah, yeah, Jason, are you there?

993
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Speaker 7: Hey?

994
00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:02,120
Speaker 8: Riley?

995
00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:04,000
Speaker 2: Hey?

996
00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:07,080
Speaker 8: So are you just making all that stuff up because

997
00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:08,680
Speaker 8: you think I'm ugly and you're not trying to hurt

998
00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:09,240
Speaker 8: my feelings?

999
00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:09,440
Speaker 1: Oh?

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00:45:11,120 --> 00:45:14,120
Speaker 2: Sticking to his first theory, why would you say that, Jason?

1001
00:45:14,360 --> 00:45:15,520
Speaker 2: That's not what she said at all.

1002
00:45:17,080 --> 00:45:19,360
Speaker 8: I was just is it illegal to ask?

1003
00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:21,879
Speaker 2: It sounds like it's something that's in your head a lot.

1004
00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:23,600
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, this is good to get it out of

1005
00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:26,400
Speaker 4: the way. Do you find Jason attractive or not?

1006
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:27,120
Speaker 6: Riley?

1007
00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:30,759
Speaker 14: I mean I wouldn't have gone on the date if

1008
00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:35,120
Speaker 14: I didn't find you attractive. I was interested, but your

1009
00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:38,680
Speaker 14: lack of planning just felt like you didn't care and

1010
00:45:38,719 --> 00:45:40,000
Speaker 14: you just thought you could.

1011
00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:40,319
Speaker 7: You know.

1012
00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:41,680
Speaker 14: It seemed kind of arrogant.

1013
00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:45,480
Speaker 6: Yeah, she's mad about you not having a full plan.

1014
00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:48,239
Speaker 6: It sounds like, No, it's not that I didn't have

1015
00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:48,880
Speaker 6: a plan.

1016
00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:52,439
Speaker 8: The plan was just called vibes, you know what I mean,

1017
00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:57,560
Speaker 8: Just as.

1018
00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:58,840
Speaker 14: We're adults, that's not a thing. You're not going to

1019
00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:00,920
Speaker 14: waste my Friday night like just vibes.

1020
00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:08,719
Speaker 1: But why didn't you pivot and say, oh, shoot, we

1021
00:46:08,719 --> 00:46:09,520
Speaker 1: have a forty five.

1022
00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:11,560
Speaker 2: Minute wait, let's pop by next door and discover a

1023
00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:12,520
Speaker 2: new spot.

1024
00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:14,680
Speaker 8: If we got there and there was like a place

1025
00:46:14,719 --> 00:46:17,360
Speaker 8: next door, you know, I wouldn't say that I was

1026
00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:19,879
Speaker 8: opposed to that necessarily. I just thought it'd be better

1027
00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:21,759
Speaker 8: to make sure that our name could we could hear

1028
00:46:21,760 --> 00:46:23,439
Speaker 8: a name, because what if we missed it all together,

1029
00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:24,120
Speaker 8: that'd be bad.

1030
00:46:24,680 --> 00:46:27,880
Speaker 4: At least we got to the core and know exactly

1031
00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:30,839
Speaker 4: what the issue was that caused the problem on this date.

1032
00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:34,200
Speaker 4: So why don't Riley, Jason, you two talk to each

1033
00:46:34,239 --> 00:46:37,319
Speaker 4: other see if there's some natural chemistry when you just

1034
00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:40,320
Speaker 4: are left alone to your own devices. Go ahead, Jason,

1035
00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:41,439
Speaker 4: why don't you start it off?

1036
00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:45,080
Speaker 8: Okay, now we got past that little sea bump here, Ridley,

1037
00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:48,520
Speaker 8: if I've made reservations this time, are you in to go?

1038
00:46:48,920 --> 00:46:49,640
Speaker 6: Is that if that was.

1039
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:51,000
Speaker 8: The only thing that was holding back?

1040
00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:53,680
Speaker 6: Oh? Yeah, kind of problem.

1041
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:54,920
Speaker 11: I don't know.

1042
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:58,000
Speaker 14: I think you have a lot of self esteem issues.

1043
00:46:57,680 --> 00:47:02,120
Speaker 8: Going on, have self same issues. I know exactly where

1044
00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:03,600
Speaker 8: I said, I'm a solid six.

1045
00:47:03,719 --> 00:47:04,200
Speaker 7: We know this.

1046
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:05,040
Speaker 6: We've been over this.

1047
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:10,200
Speaker 8: But yeah, just because everything didn't go exactly your way,

1048
00:47:10,280 --> 00:47:12,279
Speaker 8: I think we're already learning how to compromise. I think

1049
00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:16,319
Speaker 8: this is the start of a beautiful partnership. Wow, I've

1050
00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:19,319
Speaker 8: shown you that I can take criticism and respond in

1051
00:47:19,320 --> 00:47:22,120
Speaker 8: a favorable manner. Who doesn't want growth in the relationship.

1052
00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:27,400
Speaker 14: I don't appreciate that. I do appreciate that. The jumping

1053
00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:31,160
Speaker 14: to conclusions that I thought you were ugly kind of

1054
00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:32,480
Speaker 14: makes me nervous.

1055
00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:42,600
Speaker 1: Why, well, no, let him respond to it, Jeff, Jason.

1056
00:47:43,239 --> 00:47:46,040
Speaker 8: Well, like I said before, I feel like I'm about

1057
00:47:46,040 --> 00:47:48,799
Speaker 8: a six and I feel like you're probably around the

1058
00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:50,520
Speaker 8: same area. It seems like a.

1059
00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:51,000
Speaker 7: Good fit to.

1060
00:47:53,560 --> 00:47:57,840
Speaker 2: Smooth smooth delivery. It's a good match.

1061
00:47:57,920 --> 00:48:02,200
Speaker 8: You know, we're both not classically attract Okay.

1062
00:48:03,120 --> 00:48:04,399
Speaker 6: Jason, we were there.

1063
00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:07,680
Speaker 2: You did it already. You already turned it around.

1064
00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:13,120
Speaker 4: Okay, hold on, hold on, Riley, because your heart beating

1065
00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:14,759
Speaker 4: fast hearing Jason say that to you.

1066
00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:18,560
Speaker 14: It's definitely the most romantic thing I've ever heard.

1067
00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:23,960
Speaker 4: Well, I'm gonna take that at face value and ask

1068
00:48:24,040 --> 00:48:26,400
Speaker 4: would you like to go out on another date with Jason,

1069
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:28,960
Speaker 4: because we'd pay for it and we'd put the reservation

1070
00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:29,759
Speaker 4: in for him.

1071
00:48:30,400 --> 00:48:31,360
Speaker 14: Absolutely not.

1072
00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:36,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, Jason, Man, I'm sorry that we couldn't get this

1073
00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:39,160
Speaker 4: to work out. Between you and Riley, But hey, we

1074
00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:41,920
Speaker 4: look forward to your third attempt at a second date

1075
00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:44,319
Speaker 4: update where we'll definitely remember who you are.

1076
00:48:44,520 --> 00:48:46,080
Speaker 5: We got to make a note or something on him.

1077
00:48:46,160 --> 00:48:50,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he's Jason six perfect reok and Jeffrey in

1078
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:52,840
Speaker 1: the morning.

1079
00:48:53,480 --> 00:48:55,960
Speaker 4: Something we really didn't get to break down too much

1080
00:48:56,040 --> 00:49:00,280
Speaker 4: during that is it rude to ditch someone just because

1081
00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:03,600
Speaker 4: they didn't make reservations before the date and you didn't

1082
00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:04,839
Speaker 4: find out un till you're in the car.

1083
00:49:05,280 --> 00:49:07,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like a good point.

1084
00:49:08,160 --> 00:49:10,719
Speaker 4: Was she justified in telling him to turn around the

1085
00:49:10,719 --> 00:49:12,560
Speaker 4: car text in seventy eight five nine two Because I'm

1086
00:49:12,560 --> 00:49:13,600
Speaker 4: genuinely curious, ok.

1087
00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:16,000
Speaker 5: I gotta say she was a little justified.

1088
00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:18,239
Speaker 6: If you're on the way really to a.

1089
00:49:18,320 --> 00:49:21,520
Speaker 9: Nice date and the person tells you on the way, no,

1090
00:49:21,560 --> 00:49:23,359
Speaker 9: I didn't make a reservation and you know.

1091
00:49:23,320 --> 00:49:25,440
Speaker 5: You're gonna have to stand out for two hours.

1092
00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:27,520
Speaker 6: I'd be like, whoa, whoa, whoa whoah. Yeah, I'm here

1093
00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:29,120
Speaker 6: for the food, not for the company.

1094
00:49:30,320 --> 00:49:31,880
Speaker 2: You didn't give him a chance though.

1095
00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:35,760
Speaker 1: At all, Like you don't stand outside for two Okay,

1096
00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:37,719
Speaker 1: But I will say at least you didn't cost him

1097
00:49:37,719 --> 00:49:38,200
Speaker 1: any money.

1098
00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:39,160
Speaker 6: Yeah, and.

1099
00:49:40,719 --> 00:49:46,440
Speaker 2: I didn't even take the flowers. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1100
00:49:46,520 --> 00:49:48,520
Speaker 4: True, that part it was all out of control, because

1101
00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:50,840
Speaker 4: I agree he probably should have made a reservation, but

1102
00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:53,200
Speaker 4: I do think it was harsh to call everything off

1103
00:49:53,680 --> 00:49:55,800
Speaker 4: just because there was no serious planning.

1104
00:49:55,920 --> 00:49:57,800
Speaker 1: Well, it wasn't just that. It was that he wouldn't

1105
00:49:57,800 --> 00:49:59,520
Speaker 1: even pivot to go get a drink next door.

1106
00:49:59,600 --> 00:50:02,120
Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean, I mean, let's even go to Denny's.

1107
00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:03,600
Speaker 9: Yeah something.

1108
00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:06,719
Speaker 4: Whatever it was, it didn't work out for Jason this

1109
00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:07,400
Speaker 4: time around.

1110
00:50:07,719 --> 00:50:08,640
Speaker 2: I'm sure he'll be back.

1111
00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:10,560
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, promise you he will.

1112
00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:12,160
Speaker 5: Will We remember.

1113
00:50:12,080 --> 00:50:14,000
Speaker 1: We need one of those customer cards where you get

1114
00:50:14,040 --> 00:50:15,040
Speaker 1: a punch every time you call.

1115
00:50:16,320 --> 00:50:19,080
Speaker 4: But no matter who you are, if you've been on once, twice,

1116
00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:21,359
Speaker 4: a million times, we're always here to help.

1117
00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:22,879
Speaker 6: Yeah, email the show.

1118
00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:24,840
Speaker 4: We'll call that person who's not calling you back, and

1119
00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:27,040
Speaker 4: you go find all of our second dates wherever you

1120
00:50:27,080 --> 00:50:29,319
Speaker 4: find them online. Get it at your podcast at Brook

1121
00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:30,200
Speaker 4: and Jeffrey in the morning.

1122
00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:33,760
Speaker 12: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 4: There's some impressive noise records that have been set over

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Speaker 4: the years, like the Kansas City Chief Stadium set the

1125
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Speaker 4: crowd noise record at one hundred and forty two point

1126
00:50:42,719 --> 00:50:44,000
Speaker 4: two decibels.

1127
00:50:43,520 --> 00:50:49,000
Speaker 2: See and only five people went totally deaf game.

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Speaker 6: It was impressive.

1129
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Speaker 4: Yeah, Taylor Swift concerts set the record for most women

1130
00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:56,239
Speaker 4: all screaming at once, not at their boyfriends.

1131
00:50:58,160 --> 00:51:01,080
Speaker 6: There is another record for you, though, beautiful, and it's a.

1132
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:04,520
Speaker 4: Tie between Brook and Jose for who registered loudest moan

1133
00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:07,839
Speaker 4: while eating their lunch every day.

1134
00:51:09,560 --> 00:51:12,440
Speaker 6: So good, But today I predict.

1135
00:51:12,040 --> 00:51:15,600
Speaker 4: We're going to set a new noise mark loudest booing

1136
00:51:15,960 --> 00:51:19,759
Speaker 4: during a live performance, because this time it won't just

1137
00:51:19,880 --> 00:51:23,440
Speaker 4: be Jose, Alexis and Brook doing it. All the listeners

1138
00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:27,520
Speaker 4: will be booing along together as I butcher my brand.

1139
00:51:27,160 --> 00:51:33,000
Speaker 6: New there you got them ready because it's coming up

1140
00:51:33,120 --> 00:51:34,600
Speaker 6: right after this, you suck.

1141
00:51:36,920 --> 00:51:39,239
Speaker 4: It is time for my song of the week. It's

1142
00:51:39,239 --> 00:51:42,440
Speaker 4: broken Jeffrey in the morning. And so much is happening

1143
00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:44,560
Speaker 4: over the next few days. It was tough to decide

1144
00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:48,920
Speaker 4: which event do I focus on, because there's Satin Pillow

1145
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:54,000
Speaker 4: Fight Day, National Fish Fingers and Custard Day, and of

1146
00:51:54,120 --> 00:51:58,960
Speaker 4: course International Day of Landmine Awareness, which is very very

1147
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:00,120
Speaker 4: important for us.

1148
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:01,359
Speaker 6: To be thinking about and.

1149
00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:03,600
Speaker 2: Want to be aware of those Definitely, Yeah.

1150
00:52:03,320 --> 00:52:06,960
Speaker 4: But I've been checking my socials and shockingly the holiday

1151
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:10,200
Speaker 4: most people seem to be excited for is Easter.

1152
00:52:10,600 --> 00:52:13,520
Speaker 5: Hey, yeah, well it's the one like happening.

1153
00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:15,560
Speaker 6: I did not see that coming.

1154
00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:18,280
Speaker 2: I was talking to a mom friend literally this morning.

1155
00:52:18,360 --> 00:52:20,520
Speaker 2: She's like, did you know those this weekend?

1156
00:52:20,640 --> 00:52:22,680
Speaker 5: Yeah?

1157
00:52:24,120 --> 00:52:27,239
Speaker 4: It does change, so it's hard to keep track of.

1158
00:52:27,320 --> 00:52:29,480
Speaker 4: But what's the thing that people are looking forward to

1159
00:52:29,520 --> 00:52:34,960
Speaker 4: the most. I think many would say the annual egg hunt. Yeah,

1160
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:37,759
Speaker 4: where children are let loose to go gather as many

1161
00:52:37,760 --> 00:52:41,640
Speaker 4: plastic eggs filled with candy as humanly possible. Right, And

1162
00:52:41,760 --> 00:52:45,200
Speaker 4: most of the time those events they run pretty smooth,

1163
00:52:45,320 --> 00:52:47,640
Speaker 4: I would say, as long as the adults don't create

1164
00:52:47,640 --> 00:52:49,920
Speaker 4: a scene and get in the way. But every once

1165
00:52:49,920 --> 00:52:53,040
Speaker 4: in a while, if you're picturing like forty to fifty children,

1166
00:52:53,080 --> 00:52:56,080
Speaker 4: there there's always that one kid who's had a few

1167
00:52:56,120 --> 00:52:59,120
Speaker 4: too many grape jelly beans with his Easter brunch, and

1168
00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:02,160
Speaker 4: he's just got that look on his face where he's like,

1169
00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:04,719
Speaker 4: I know this isn't a contest, but I am going

1170
00:53:04,760 --> 00:53:05,759
Speaker 4: to win this bag.

1171
00:53:06,120 --> 00:53:08,320
Speaker 2: I wanted to win so badly. I was so terrible

1172
00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:11,000
Speaker 2: at it. I get so flustered, like, oh my god,

1173
00:53:11,080 --> 00:53:12,200
Speaker 2: well why do I go now?

1174
00:53:12,320 --> 00:53:14,280
Speaker 5: And then you have awful eyes, and then the egg's

1175
00:53:14,320 --> 00:53:15,520
Speaker 5: gone by the time I get there.

1176
00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:18,200
Speaker 4: No, see, I'm not talking about that kid that just

1177
00:53:18,239 --> 00:53:20,120
Speaker 4: wants to win. I'm talking about the kid that will

1178
00:53:20,120 --> 00:53:24,400
Speaker 4: stop at nothing to come out on top, willing to

1179
00:53:24,440 --> 00:53:26,880
Speaker 4: do anything it takes to make sure he comes away

1180
00:53:26,880 --> 00:53:29,359
Speaker 4: with the most candy of anyone there.

1181
00:53:29,560 --> 00:53:31,080
Speaker 2: He's still in the other kid's basket.

1182
00:53:31,280 --> 00:53:33,600
Speaker 4: That is who my song is dedicated to today, the

1183
00:53:33,719 --> 00:53:37,080
Speaker 4: sugar crazed, ruthless child who was vowed to come out

1184
00:53:37,120 --> 00:53:39,800
Speaker 4: on top of the Easter Hunt no matter what.

1185
00:53:39,640 --> 00:53:40,239
Speaker 7: It takes you.

1186
00:53:40,360 --> 00:53:44,040
Speaker 2: Okay to the egg Hunt bully, is that who you're I.

1187
00:53:43,680 --> 00:53:48,040
Speaker 4: Am the eggs Hunt, and I needed a song that

1188
00:53:48,120 --> 00:53:52,520
Speaker 4: captured that level of unhinged anarchy. So instead of doing

1189
00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:56,480
Speaker 4: the hit By green Day basket case, it's Young Jeffrey's

1190
00:53:56,680 --> 00:53:58,040
Speaker 4: basket chase.

1191
00:54:00,040 --> 00:54:01,400
Speaker 2: Out of h and the whole thing changes.

1192
00:54:01,400 --> 00:54:04,200
Speaker 4: That Spirtiful, if you see this kid, do not try

1193
00:54:04,200 --> 00:54:05,440
Speaker 4: to stop him or get him his way.

1194
00:54:05,560 --> 00:54:07,480
Speaker 6: Just let him have it. Okay, It's better for everyone.

1195
00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:09,279
Speaker 6: So I'm going to point. When I'm ready, Here we

1196
00:54:09,320 --> 00:54:11,560
Speaker 6: go points.

1197
00:54:14,440 --> 00:54:19,239
Speaker 15: Do you know I spied on that Easter buddy guy

1198
00:54:19,719 --> 00:54:23,560
Speaker 15: so I'd win all the candy in the edg hunt.

1199
00:54:25,840 --> 00:54:31,080
Speaker 15: I don't follow those don't play fair Easter rules, so

1200
00:54:31,360 --> 00:54:32,200
Speaker 15: best stay.

1201
00:54:32,120 --> 00:54:39,319
Speaker 6: Out the way this chocoholic. Sometimes I get helped up

1202
00:54:39,360 --> 00:54:41,000
Speaker 6: bud PiZZ.

1203
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:47,480
Speaker 15: Like I got this glue the way I eat.

1204
00:54:48,160 --> 00:54:49,960
Speaker 6: I want more Visas cups.

1205
00:54:50,719 --> 00:54:52,160
Speaker 15: I won't be fun.

1206
00:54:53,920 --> 00:54:57,960
Speaker 11: Find the saber, but I die, Lucas.

1207
00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:00,600
Speaker 13: I think your dad is leaving the park with you.

1208
00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:01,200
Speaker 6: You better go.

1209
00:55:01,960 --> 00:55:06,920
Speaker 15: You can't prove it me so pressed you in that tree?

1210
00:55:07,480 --> 00:55:11,640
Speaker 15: Not so how yours laces came to be down.

1211
00:55:12,960 --> 00:55:13,760
Speaker 10: My hands?

1212
00:55:14,080 --> 00:55:15,279
Speaker 11: What is yours?

1213
00:55:15,600 --> 00:55:15,759
Speaker 1: Now?

1214
00:55:15,800 --> 00:55:18,000
Speaker 11: You're fast hat on the floor.

1215
00:55:18,400 --> 00:55:24,919
Speaker 6: You thought you I bore eggs, but now degree down? Yeah,

1216
00:55:24,920 --> 00:55:27,680
Speaker 6: I run faster in my please.

1217
00:55:30,200 --> 00:55:32,280
Speaker 1: I think I'll cry cork cat there.

1218
00:55:34,960 --> 00:55:36,920
Speaker 6: All right, and tell your mom.

1219
00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:41,480
Speaker 15: Got your stolen eggs on my barm to yellen, you'll

1220
00:55:41,560 --> 00:55:43,520
Speaker 15: be forced to give them up.

1221
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:47,120
Speaker 13: Wait, Olivia, is that a blue egg you have? I

1222
00:55:47,200 --> 00:55:49,960
Speaker 13: heard the blue ones have vegetables in them mid here,

1223
00:55:50,440 --> 00:55:52,480
Speaker 13: like broccoli and cabbage and stuff.

1224
00:55:52,800 --> 00:55:54,160
Speaker 11: Let me take that one, you.

1225
00:55:54,360 --> 00:56:02,160
Speaker 4: Fasket, because I cut the bottom. All sweetie, you need

1226
00:56:02,200 --> 00:56:04,600
Speaker 4: to leave some candy for the other kids.

1227
00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:07,080
Speaker 6: I am, it doesn't look like it.

1228
00:56:07,520 --> 00:56:10,319
Speaker 13: I'm leaving the bad ones with almonds in us.

1229
00:56:10,640 --> 00:56:13,640
Speaker 6: No, honey, that's not being fair, is it.

1230
00:56:13,680 --> 00:56:13,879
Speaker 10: Oh?

1231
00:56:13,920 --> 00:56:17,080
Speaker 13: My god, Mom, it's an Easter hunt, not a soup kitchen.

1232
00:56:17,239 --> 00:56:20,719
Speaker 6: Jean, can you just let me win this thing? Please?

1233
00:56:22,080 --> 00:56:26,680
Speaker 15: To cut off panic, I'll yell bees.

1234
00:56:27,400 --> 00:56:33,680
Speaker 6: Don't tax that dropped on not hers? My dad says enough.

1235
00:56:34,600 --> 00:56:36,520
Speaker 8: I said, hey, do get stop.

1236
00:56:37,200 --> 00:56:40,560
Speaker 2: I can't leave this until that walk.

1237
00:56:41,520 --> 00:56:44,799
Speaker 13: Hey, Aiden, don't search over here. I heard there's a

1238
00:56:44,840 --> 00:56:48,360
Speaker 13: bunch of eggs ride across that four lane street and

1239
00:56:48,440 --> 00:56:52,000
Speaker 13: you don't even have to use the crosswalk to get there. Yeah,

1240
00:56:52,239 --> 00:57:02,840
Speaker 13: hurry right before someone else kicked them? What are you

1241
00:57:03,040 --> 00:57:08,800
Speaker 13: doing here? Half Dell colored eminems my favorite?

1242
00:57:11,719 --> 00:57:20,400
Speaker 2: Oh cleads to the hunt.

1243
00:57:20,760 --> 00:57:23,640
Speaker 4: Every inch matters Brook when it comes to winning the

1244
00:57:23,720 --> 00:57:24,480
Speaker 4: Easter egg Hunt.

1245
00:57:24,560 --> 00:57:25,400
Speaker 6: Come on, manage.

1246
00:57:25,560 --> 00:57:27,640
Speaker 2: I hope that kid made it out of the street. Okay,

1247
00:57:28,680 --> 00:57:29,360
Speaker 2: car crash.

1248
00:57:29,440 --> 00:57:31,960
Speaker 6: Yeah, that was just a Lexus trying to parallel park.

1249
00:57:33,240 --> 00:57:34,320
Speaker 2: I think I missed him.

1250
00:57:35,240 --> 00:57:38,320
Speaker 6: You got across five. But that was your song of

1251
00:57:38,360 --> 00:57:39,400
Speaker 6: the week for Easter.

1252
00:57:39,760 --> 00:57:42,280
Speaker 4: Yes, good to talk to all your children at this

1253
00:57:42,400 --> 00:57:43,240
Speaker 4: year's egg hunt.

1254
00:57:43,320 --> 00:57:45,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, make it fun.

1255
00:57:46,120 --> 00:57:48,320
Speaker 6: For at least one kid. We're gonna plost the video

1256
00:57:48,400 --> 00:57:49,480
Speaker 6: up on all of our socials.

1257
00:57:49,480 --> 00:57:51,360
Speaker 4: At Brook and Jeffy. You can see the lyrics there

1258
00:57:51,640 --> 00:57:53,320
Speaker 4: textan seventy five nine too. You could tell us what

1259
00:57:53,400 --> 00:57:54,320
Speaker 4: you thought about the song.

1260
00:57:56,080 --> 00:57:58,560
Speaker 9: We're all ready for I'm scared of him.

1261
00:57:58,920 --> 00:58:01,480
Speaker 12: Go get him, kids, Brook and Jeffrey.

1262
00:58:01,480 --> 00:58:11,360
Speaker 11: In the morning, here comes Peter.

1263
00:58:11,560 --> 00:58:15,320
Speaker 4: Because this weekend is Easter, or at least that's what

1264
00:58:15,360 --> 00:58:18,000
Speaker 4: my Christian friends keep saying. We're going to be doing

1265
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:21,320
Speaker 4: a special holiday edition of trivia with Brook where all

1266
00:58:21,400 --> 00:58:26,760
Speaker 4: the questions will be Easter themed. Interesting and today taking

1267
00:58:26,800 --> 00:58:30,760
Speaker 4: you on in some Easter trivia is return player Will

1268
00:58:31,120 --> 00:58:32,600
Speaker 4: will welcome back to the show.

1269
00:58:33,280 --> 00:58:35,240
Speaker 10: Thanks, guys. How are you doing today?

1270
00:58:35,400 --> 00:58:37,520
Speaker 1: Have you gone and visited the Easter Bunny at the

1271
00:58:37,560 --> 00:58:39,240
Speaker 1: mall and gotten a creepy picture yet?

1272
00:58:39,280 --> 00:58:39,520
Speaker 7: Will?

1273
00:58:40,240 --> 00:58:40,760
Speaker 6: Oh God?

1274
00:58:40,840 --> 00:58:40,920
Speaker 10: No?

1275
00:58:42,080 --> 00:58:46,240
Speaker 9: Or have you gone to church and yelled I will return?

1276
00:58:46,600 --> 00:58:49,720
Speaker 5: Will come back it will?

1277
00:58:50,240 --> 00:58:50,680
Speaker 14: I got it?

1278
00:58:50,680 --> 00:58:52,000
Speaker 8: I got you can use that.

1279
00:58:52,040 --> 00:58:55,400
Speaker 5: I'll give that one to you charge.

1280
00:58:57,480 --> 00:58:58,960
Speaker 2: I don't know why he's laughing so hard.

1281
00:58:59,040 --> 00:59:02,040
Speaker 6: Yes, the general this Seaster, it just keeps on going.

1282
00:59:02,160 --> 00:59:05,120
Speaker 4: So let's generously tell Brook to get out of here

1283
00:59:05,160 --> 00:59:06,560
Speaker 4: so we can get to the game. He got thirty

1284
00:59:06,560 --> 00:59:08,520
Speaker 4: seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you

1285
00:59:08,560 --> 00:59:10,240
Speaker 4: don't know when you could say pass, but you have

1286
00:59:10,280 --> 00:59:11,479
Speaker 4: to beat Brook outright if.

1287
00:59:11,360 --> 00:59:12,880
Speaker 6: You want to win. Are you ready?

1288
00:59:14,160 --> 00:59:16,960
Speaker 4: Good luck though, your time starts now. What is the

1289
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:23,640
Speaker 4: official flower of Easter? Behind chocolate bunnies and Peeps? What's

1290
00:59:23,680 --> 00:59:28,040
Speaker 4: the third most popular brand of Easter candy? The song

1291
00:59:28,040 --> 00:59:30,840
Speaker 4: here Comes Peter Cottontail reached number five on the Billboard

1292
00:59:30,880 --> 00:59:36,360
Speaker 4: Hot one hundred and what decade? Which holiday is the

1293
00:59:36,360 --> 00:59:39,400
Speaker 4: most popular church day of the year, Easter or Christmas?

1294
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:40,480
Speaker 10: Christmas?

1295
00:59:40,520 --> 00:59:43,160
Speaker 4: According to a survey of five thousand Americans. What is

1296
00:59:43,200 --> 00:59:46,200
Speaker 4: the worst tasting flavor of jellybean.

1297
00:59:47,520 --> 00:59:47,960
Speaker 10: Liquorice?

1298
00:59:47,960 --> 00:59:51,440
Speaker 5: One immediately came.

1299
00:59:51,320 --> 00:59:53,840
Speaker 6: Up with you went right to a well done, William.

1300
00:59:53,880 --> 00:59:57,200
Speaker 4: Now Brook is coming back into the studio and it says,

1301
00:59:57,240 --> 01:00:00,520
Speaker 4: here on my screener, will it looks like you might

1302
01:00:00,560 --> 01:00:03,960
Speaker 4: be leaving our location soon and moving to Saint Louis

1303
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:04,880
Speaker 4: to be with your family.

1304
01:00:06,040 --> 01:00:09,200
Speaker 10: Thinking about it, so fifty fifty, but I'm leaning towards

1305
01:00:09,200 --> 01:00:09,520
Speaker 10: that way.

1306
01:00:09,720 --> 01:00:12,160
Speaker 5: Follow brother, follow your.

1307
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:14,600
Speaker 2: Heart, follow the arch man. Yeah, it's waiting for you.

1308
01:00:14,960 --> 01:00:17,520
Speaker 4: Well, you know what, if this happens, we are gonna

1309
01:00:17,520 --> 01:00:20,200
Speaker 4: miss you. So we're gonna take this time to reminisce

1310
01:00:20,360 --> 01:00:23,760
Speaker 4: over the three losses that you've already had against Brook.

1311
01:00:24,320 --> 01:00:26,680
Speaker 4: About a year and a half ago, Will lost four

1312
01:00:26,720 --> 01:00:30,160
Speaker 4: to two. Those were good days. Then around nine months

1313
01:00:30,160 --> 01:00:32,640
Speaker 4: ago you lost three to one, and then in a

1314
01:00:32,680 --> 01:00:34,680
Speaker 4: close one you lost five to four.

1315
01:00:36,320 --> 01:00:37,160
Speaker 6: Happy times.

1316
01:00:37,360 --> 01:00:40,320
Speaker 4: When you think back on your life here in this area,

1317
01:00:40,600 --> 01:00:43,960
Speaker 4: you're gonna think of getting donkey punched by Brook over

1318
01:00:44,200 --> 01:00:45,160
Speaker 4: and over again.

1319
01:00:46,440 --> 01:00:53,120
Speaker 8: I got that, alf I'll still be listening on a daily.

1320
01:00:50,960 --> 01:00:53,160
Speaker 6: You can lose from anywhere in the country.

1321
01:00:53,280 --> 01:00:55,000
Speaker 2: That is true, anywhere in the world.

1322
01:00:55,040 --> 01:00:57,840
Speaker 6: Really, really, it's amazing. Now, Brook, it's your turn. Are

1323
01:00:57,840 --> 01:01:00,200
Speaker 6: you ready? Yes, your time starts now.

1324
01:01:00,600 --> 01:01:01,160
Speaker 8: What is the.

1325
01:01:01,120 --> 01:01:06,600
Speaker 4: Official flower of Easter Lily? Behind chocolate, bunnies and peeps?

1326
01:01:06,680 --> 01:01:09,400
Speaker 4: What's the third most popular brand of Easter candy?

1327
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:11,160
Speaker 2: Uhess?

1328
01:01:11,760 --> 01:01:14,680
Speaker 4: The song Here Comes Peter Cottontail reached number five on

1329
01:01:14,720 --> 01:01:16,160
Speaker 4: the Billboard Hot one hundred.

1330
01:01:15,920 --> 01:01:19,160
Speaker 6: In what decade of fifties? Which holiday is the most

1331
01:01:19,200 --> 01:01:22,120
Speaker 6: popular Church day of the year, Easter or Christmas?

1332
01:01:22,400 --> 01:01:22,920
Speaker 2: Christmas?

1333
01:01:22,960 --> 01:01:25,640
Speaker 4: According to the survey of five thousand Americans. What's the

1334
01:01:25,680 --> 01:01:29,240
Speaker 4: worst tasting flavor of jellybean black licorice?

1335
01:01:29,760 --> 01:01:31,200
Speaker 5: How do you both? Immediately?

1336
01:01:32,120 --> 01:01:35,080
Speaker 2: I love it? I don't know, that's it?

1337
01:01:35,160 --> 01:01:36,680
Speaker 6: Answers are in. We're going to go to the scoreboard

1338
01:01:36,680 --> 01:01:38,680
Speaker 6: to see how you both did with jose at.

1339
01:01:38,640 --> 01:01:45,160
Speaker 14: The scendy East of Funny comes on on Easter mornings.

1340
01:01:45,320 --> 01:01:47,640
Speaker 5: Ah will you got to Garag?

1341
01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:51,400
Speaker 10: Okay, all right?

1342
01:01:51,520 --> 01:01:53,480
Speaker 5: And Brook four?

1343
01:01:55,520 --> 01:01:59,520
Speaker 4: Oh, Lisia, have one more memory of losing to Brook

1344
01:01:59,600 --> 01:02:01,320
Speaker 4: before you move over to Saint Louis.

1345
01:02:01,360 --> 01:02:02,320
Speaker 6: So that's kind of fun.

1346
01:02:02,600 --> 01:02:03,360
Speaker 2: He may not move.

1347
01:02:03,440 --> 01:02:05,640
Speaker 4: It's okay, Well why move when you get to have

1348
01:02:05,720 --> 01:02:06,960
Speaker 4: experiences like this locally?

1349
01:02:07,080 --> 01:02:08,640
Speaker 5: Truth, stay here, keep getting be bar Brooker.

1350
01:02:08,760 --> 01:02:09,120
Speaker 6: It's fun.

1351
01:02:09,200 --> 01:02:11,560
Speaker 4: Let's go over the answers for everyone. The official flower

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Speaker 4: of Easter is the lily, the white lily. Specifically, it

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Speaker 4: represents resurrection. Behind chocolate bunnies and peeps. Reeses peanut butter

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Speaker 4: eggs are the third most popular brand of Easter candies.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, it's the best Reese's shape there is.

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Speaker 5: I know it is really good. Them and the pumpkins.

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Speaker 4: The song here comes Peter Cottontail reach number five on

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Speaker 4: the Billboard Hot one hundred in the nineteen fifties. Between

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Speaker 4: Easter and Christmas, Easter is the most popular church day

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Speaker 4: of the entire year, with ninety three percent of the

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Speaker 4: congregation showing up.

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Speaker 1: Pastors are so nervous for this Sunday, like, oh man,

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Speaker 1: what are we going to do.

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Speaker 2: To keep it here?

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Speaker 6: How are we going to keep them to make an

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Speaker 6: app event of the year.

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Speaker 4: And out of a survey of five thousand Americans, they

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Speaker 4: say the worst tasting flavor of jelly bean is licorice,

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Speaker 4: black clickorice.

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Speaker 2: Yes, do you like black licorice? Will love it?

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Speaker 10: I eat it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's candy. So well, thank you for playing. It

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Speaker 4: wasn't enough to win, but just for being on the show,

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Speaker 4: We're giving you a pair of tickets to see Charlie

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Speaker 4: Pooth perform at Walmouth Theater Sunday May third.

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Speaker 10: All right, I'll have to come back for that.

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Speaker 1: Well, well, we're really going to miss you around here,

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Speaker 1: you know. Make sure you write us. Okay, it'll be

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Speaker 1: a stranger. People say that when they move down.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, it's something you say, you know.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, a lot of people like you guys. Jeez. Well,

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Speaker 6: thanks for playing, man, stay in touch with us.

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Speaker 4: We're gonna do win Brooks Bucks same time on Monday,

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Speaker 4: reoking Jeffrey in the morning