WEBVTT - Gap potatoes 0:00:02.520 --> 0:00:08.760 Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy. This I'm Craig Kaikowski. 0:00:09.760 --> 0:00:13.200 It's fun to say, you know, even it's my own name, 0:00:13.240 --> 0:00:16.040 but there's a lot of hard see and kay sounds, 0:00:16.120 --> 0:00:19.439 and it's just it's just fun to say everybody wherever 0:00:19.480 --> 0:00:22.360 you are right now, even if you're at work on 0:00:22.400 --> 0:00:25.080 the subway. So let's just take a moment to say, 0:00:25.400 --> 0:00:35.320 Craig Kowski, Craig the power that I have. Uh, let's 0:00:35.360 --> 0:00:39.400 say hello to our alchemists today. Everybody's gonna get the 0:00:39.440 --> 0:00:44.120 same question because we're all from different states. Uh, and 0:00:44.200 --> 0:00:48.400 so I'm curious, what about you? Epitomizes the state that 0:00:48.440 --> 0:00:55.120 you're from, Chris Elarado, Why are you so California? Because 0:00:55.160 --> 0:00:57.520 I grew up in the hood. I grew up in 0:00:57.520 --> 0:01:00.520 a crazy part, not a not a fantastic part of 0:01:00.600 --> 0:01:05.160 Los Angeles, surrounded by even cromier cities, So I think 0:01:05.280 --> 0:01:07.479 I think that's my flavor. I think when I moved 0:01:07.520 --> 0:01:12.080 to Chicago, people were like, dang, dude, you're not like 0:01:12.120 --> 0:01:14.480 the surfer type California. And I was like, because I'm 0:01:14.560 --> 0:01:17.080 because I'm I'm a gangster. So I'm really embarrassed by 0:01:17.120 --> 0:01:22.679 that answer. By the way, type in the surfer type 0:01:22.680 --> 0:01:26.040 of California. That's absolutely true, a duel thank you and 0:01:26.080 --> 0:01:28.200 thank you. I think it's the last thing. I guess 0:01:28.200 --> 0:01:29.680 if I can kind of like settle it, like kind 0:01:29.680 --> 0:01:33.120 of like solidify this for me, if like it's like 0:01:33.160 --> 0:01:35.640 an ice cube song comes on, like something with like 0:01:35.720 --> 0:01:39.080 west Side, Like I really feel that kind of like 0:01:39.720 --> 0:01:42.760 that kind of like so cal l a bumping music 0:01:42.800 --> 0:01:44.520 that's really like it's in my d n A. So 0:01:44.560 --> 0:01:46.320 I hope that kind of set that kind of cleared 0:01:46.360 --> 0:01:49.400 that up a little bit. Yes, thank you. You're a 0:01:49.520 --> 0:01:56.000 territorial where you were from? Jackie Gonzalez do ruthy uh? 0:01:56.440 --> 0:02:04.680 What about you? Epitomizes Florida, you know, Florida, Florida woman, 0:02:05.120 --> 0:02:08.960 Florida so ashamed at this point. Um, but if you've 0:02:09.000 --> 0:02:11.840 been to Miami, you know it's very different from Florida, 0:02:12.280 --> 0:02:15.600 though it shares some of its heinous traits, of course, 0:02:16.240 --> 0:02:21.000 some of its conservative traits. However, it is a different land. 0:02:21.080 --> 0:02:25.519 So I would say, what about me, epitobizes my Miami 0:02:26.120 --> 0:02:29.920 is probably I would just say my body, like moving 0:02:29.919 --> 0:02:32.919 my body, I would say, like moving my body while 0:02:32.919 --> 0:02:37.840 I talk, but also like dancing and like my you 0:02:37.880 --> 0:02:40.760 know what I mean. I also feel like in public 0:02:41.080 --> 0:02:46.240 I have no shame in terms of dancing and singing, 0:02:46.280 --> 0:02:48.720 like being loud and like tell what you know. And 0:02:48.960 --> 0:02:52.320 that's very Miami in terms of like, yeah, like if 0:02:52.320 --> 0:02:53.919 I'm with my friends or in a grocery store and 0:02:53.960 --> 0:02:55.639 a song comes on that we like like we're gonna 0:02:55.680 --> 0:02:59.640 start dancing, and that's it feels very Miami. Okay, but 0:02:59.720 --> 0:03:05.799 not so much Pensacola or Jacksonville or Water not the 0:03:05.880 --> 0:03:12.799 Florida in me. I do like a lizard. Um, what 0:03:12.960 --> 0:03:14.920 is going on? Okay, we'll get we'll go with your 0:03:14.919 --> 0:03:19.400 first answer. Your first answer, I like a lizard. I'm 0:03:19.400 --> 0:03:23.440 not scared. I like like a lizard a tool sing. 0:03:24.200 --> 0:03:28.880 Uh what about you? Is so Texas? Oh? Thanks? When 0:03:29.360 --> 0:03:31.720 Jackie said lizard, I did think she meant eating lizards 0:03:31.720 --> 0:03:34.800 and not just she likes lizards, so that she clarified 0:03:34.880 --> 0:03:39.080 that sort of What about Texas? So, uh, they're they're 0:03:39.360 --> 0:03:42.200 growing up in Texas. There was a lot of state pride. 0:03:42.480 --> 0:03:47.040 Uh um, we say the biggest state in the continuous US, 0:03:47.160 --> 0:03:51.000 so to to geographically maybe that very clear that in 0:03:51.000 --> 0:03:53.200 the forty eight connected states we are the biggest, not 0:03:53.240 --> 0:03:58.400 worried about Alaska in this count Um, you know everything 0:03:58.520 --> 0:04:01.160 really there is a concern. So I always used to 0:04:01.200 --> 0:04:03.480 take a lot of pride in that, Uh, we have 0:04:03.520 --> 0:04:05.480 shirts to say, y'all can go to Hell. I'm going 0:04:05.520 --> 0:04:11.280 to Texas. This is sponsored Don't Mess with Texas. One 0:04:11.320 --> 0:04:15.520 of the best marketing campaigns that ever existed. Um, just 0:04:15.600 --> 0:04:18.680 a lot of state pride. And I always like that, 0:04:18.800 --> 0:04:22.040 even though some of it was for for silly things. Um, 0:04:22.120 --> 0:04:25.240 how does that exemplify itself Texas stuff in my day 0:04:25.240 --> 0:04:30.160 to day? Um? Yeah. I also liked when I when 0:04:30.160 --> 0:04:31.920 I moved to New York and I realized the pace 0:04:32.000 --> 0:04:34.680 was much faster, I did like I always miss the 0:04:34.760 --> 0:04:37.360 Texas pace, which is just like, hey, how you doing 0:04:37.360 --> 0:04:40.880 when you're at the seven eleven or whatever and slow down? 0:04:40.920 --> 0:04:44.960 Need a lizard? I got a friend, I got a 0:04:44.960 --> 0:04:48.560 friend in Miami. Alright, well are you in a hurry? Bell, 0:04:48.720 --> 0:04:52.920 Just sit down, have a lizard. Let's head on over 0:04:53.040 --> 0:04:56.280 to uh, to the state that borders more states than 0:04:56.279 --> 0:05:02.560 any other. Tennessee's I think tied with Missouri. I think gags. 0:05:02.560 --> 0:05:07.320 What about you like to point out that that that quote, uh, 0:05:07.480 --> 0:05:10.279 y'all can go to hell? I'm going to Texas, said 0:05:10.279 --> 0:05:14.599 by a famous Tennessee and David Crockett. And I think 0:05:14.800 --> 0:05:17.279 I think the thing that makes me most Tennessee and 0:05:17.560 --> 0:05:23.440 in in mentioning famous people from our from my state, uh, 0:05:23.480 --> 0:05:25.599 in mentioning David Crockett, I think that for me, it 0:05:25.680 --> 0:05:28.880 is a combination of two of my heroes growing up, 0:05:29.839 --> 0:05:33.520 one from right near where I'm from and one from 0:05:33.560 --> 0:05:36.280 the other end of the state. And those two people 0:05:36.320 --> 0:05:40.800 would of course be Elvis Presley and Dolly Parton. It 0:05:40.920 --> 0:05:43.040 is I like to think of myself as the combination 0:05:43.040 --> 0:05:45.680 of Elvis Presley and Dolly Parton. I'd like to hope 0:05:46.040 --> 0:05:49.240 that that is what I exude. Uh is a is 0:05:49.240 --> 0:05:53.479 a combination of those two. Um, that's what makes well, yeah, 0:05:53.640 --> 0:05:55.800 what about what about you? Can we turn this? I 0:05:55.839 --> 0:05:58.039 know you're the one hosting and asking, can we turn 0:05:58.040 --> 0:06:00.719 this around to you, Craig and ask about virgin It Well, 0:06:00.880 --> 0:06:08.599 Virginia is for lovers, said, enough said. I'm also from 0:06:08.800 --> 0:06:13.240 very suburban Virginia, meaning there are no rap songs that 0:06:13.320 --> 0:06:20.800 immediately make me be like oh yeah, this is like yeah, yeah, 0:06:20.800 --> 0:06:26.560 about a half hour drive down. Uh. By the way, 0:06:26.560 --> 0:06:29.839 if you're from the east coast. You just say the interstate, 0:06:29.920 --> 0:06:31.600 you don't put the in front of it. So that's 0:06:31.600 --> 0:06:34.480 a California thing. It's also in the South it's it's 0:06:34.839 --> 0:06:42.159 uh yeah, yeah, same in in Florida, whether you count 0:06:42.160 --> 0:06:47.880 that as the South where I'm from the Caribbeant. Well, 0:06:49.480 --> 0:06:52.080 we can talk about regional differences all day, and I'm 0:06:52.120 --> 0:06:55.120 sure our Australian and German listeners are really enjoying this 0:06:55.160 --> 0:06:58.080 as well, but it's time to move on to another 0:06:58.080 --> 0:07:01.080 episode of our Give Me This. 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That's a 0:07:40.120 --> 0:07:45.840 great name, whether it's a pity or fake name. Big 0:07:45.840 --> 0:07:51.520 Mike car Battery is the is the submitter. Uh. They 0:07:51.560 --> 0:07:55.200 say five Guys gets its potatoes from Idaho ten months 0:07:55.240 --> 0:07:57.720 out of the year. The other two months are filled 0:07:57.760 --> 0:08:01.160 with gap potatoes, which comes from watching Din or Oregon. 0:08:01.200 --> 0:08:09.360 So the suggestion is gap potatoes. And excuse me, do 0:08:09.400 --> 0:08:12.520 you have this sweater in a light blue? And also 0:08:12.560 --> 0:08:17.360 can I get this potato in a small? Yes? Of course. 0:08:17.560 --> 0:08:19.680 Let me let me look in the back for for 0:08:19.760 --> 0:08:22.640 the see if we have that particular potato and small, 0:08:22.680 --> 0:08:24.960 if not the ones on either side of it, you 0:08:24.960 --> 0:08:27.160 can there's not that much difference in the potatoes. You 0:08:27.160 --> 0:08:28.720 want me to bring out one of each and a 0:08:28.840 --> 0:08:31.600 small for you to just check them out? Yeah, I 0:08:31.600 --> 0:08:33.840 want to each in a small and the blue. I 0:08:33.920 --> 0:08:38.200 just think that color. No, I know you're I know 0:08:38.240 --> 0:08:40.439 you mentioned it. I didn't forget that part. I'm just 0:08:41.160 --> 0:08:42.760 I'm just saying I didn't forget that part. I'll be 0:08:42.840 --> 0:08:48.520 right back. He's being weird with me, right. He shouldn't 0:08:48.520 --> 0:08:50.120 talk to you like that. No one should talk to 0:08:50.120 --> 0:08:52.680 you like that. He's acting like we didn't go to 0:08:52.720 --> 0:08:55.640 fucking high school together. Was he a loser? I but 0:08:55.800 --> 0:08:58.400 he was a loser in high school. I mean he 0:08:58.520 --> 0:09:04.480 wasn't like, wouldn't like popular, But I wouldn't call him 0:09:04.480 --> 0:09:11.320 a loser to him. But Okay, UH found it. I 0:09:11.400 --> 0:09:14.959 found Here's here is the baby blue that you wanted. 0:09:15.240 --> 0:09:18.720 Thank you so much? Yeah, sure, thing, it's perfect. Do 0:09:18.760 --> 0:09:21.319 you do you remember her because you're acting like you 0:09:21.520 --> 0:09:24.440 she went to high school with you. Yeah, no, I know. 0:09:24.920 --> 0:09:28.880 She's a doctor. Everybody remembers, sir. She gave the best 0:09:28.920 --> 0:09:32.360 valedictorian speech our school ever had. We all remember her, 0:09:32.920 --> 0:09:35.400 we remember, we remember after that when she went off 0:09:35.440 --> 0:09:38.240 and served in Congress for two years, we all remember 0:09:38.320 --> 0:09:43.160 all of this. She's the youngest, she's the highest woman. Yes, 0:09:43.600 --> 0:09:48.360 she's the state of Delaware, the highest performing member of 0:09:48.400 --> 0:09:52.480 our school in Delaware. Yeah, so of course I remember her. Now. 0:09:52.960 --> 0:09:56.800 Can I get back to the stock room please? Wow, Well, 0:09:56.840 --> 0:10:00.839 thank you, Hoyt. I just wanted to acknowledge the help 0:10:01.000 --> 0:10:09.000 that you've given us. Um and wait wait hey yeah 0:10:09.120 --> 0:10:13.920 look likeez yeah. Sorry, I'm just boy's night. Get the darts, 0:10:13.960 --> 0:10:16.640 let's go. Yeah. Sorry, it was a crazy thing happened 0:10:16.679 --> 0:10:20.440 at work today. It was just it was. Yeah, it was, well, 0:10:20.520 --> 0:10:23.720 this this this like the most perfect person from our school, 0:10:23.760 --> 0:10:26.360 like you know, this untouchable person from our school. Like 0:10:26.679 --> 0:10:28.520 she she came into the into the into the mall, 0:10:28.559 --> 0:10:30.800 and she came to you know, she came to the 0:10:30.840 --> 0:10:34.280 gap for potatoes and I I wasn't wearing my name 0:10:34.280 --> 0:10:37.400 tag and she knew my name. It's really weird. Like 0:10:37.520 --> 0:10:40.840 that's that's a good thing, right, it's awesome. I mean, honestly, 0:10:40.880 --> 0:10:45.040 it's it's a pretty unusual name. I guess that's true. 0:10:45.040 --> 0:10:48.160 It's just kind of threw me off. Sorry, Sorry, I 0:10:48.160 --> 0:10:51.320 know it's it's my frame alp. Yeah, it's wait, I said, 0:10:51.440 --> 0:11:00.000 darts arts wake up. Sorry, it's it's guys nights. It's 0:10:59.400 --> 0:11:04.000 it's frame and listen, guys night, guys night. Did she 0:11:04.040 --> 0:11:05.600 make you feel I just want to get I just 0:11:05.600 --> 0:11:08.000 want to clarify. Did she make you feel special or 0:11:08.000 --> 0:11:11.280 did you feel man? No, she made me like I 0:11:11.360 --> 0:11:13.440 was kind of a dick to her. And then and 0:11:13.480 --> 0:11:15.360 then she made me feel special just by that one 0:11:15.400 --> 0:11:17.880 little move of remembering my name. And I mean I 0:11:17.920 --> 0:11:23.439 realized it's yeah, it was weird. It was she probably 0:11:23.480 --> 0:11:26.200 wants to come on you say that about everyone that 0:11:26.600 --> 0:11:30.160 anyone has ever mentioned a conversation. You always think they 0:11:30.200 --> 0:11:33.959 want to do two pictures too. Pictures there you are enjoy, gentlemen, 0:11:34.640 --> 0:11:40.360 Thank you so much. That person right there now, don't 0:11:40.360 --> 0:11:45.680 say it she wants to do We even order to. Yes, 0:11:46.600 --> 0:11:50.320 I don't mean to be like judgmental or rude or anything, 0:11:50.360 --> 0:11:55.679 but like, yeah, she gets hurt. She buys Gap potatoes. 0:11:57.720 --> 0:11:59.640 Not like no disrespect like I know, like a job's 0:11:59.640 --> 0:12:02.599 a job. No, I mean it sounds like disrespect, Like 0:12:02.640 --> 0:12:05.400 I just mean, like, yeah, I used to get my 0:12:05.679 --> 0:12:07.960 my potest from Gap in like high school, like when 0:12:08.000 --> 0:12:10.360 I was like poor college did he moved on to 0:12:10.440 --> 0:12:14.240 Abercrombie potatoes, Yeah, and then that became very problematic. So 0:12:14.320 --> 0:12:16.880 then I moved on to because they peel their potatoes. 0:12:16.920 --> 0:12:19.320 All their potatoes are just out there without all right. 0:12:19.400 --> 0:12:22.080 So I'm just saying, at the at the very least, 0:12:22.120 --> 0:12:24.679 I'm a Jay Crew potato guy. It just sounds like 0:12:26.240 --> 0:12:28.400 it's always about brands for you though. Man, It's just 0:12:28.600 --> 0:12:32.439 it's it's potatoes. It's yeah, you know. Anyway, Sorry, I 0:12:32.480 --> 0:12:34.560 haven't got so thrown off by all of this, guys. 0:12:35.240 --> 0:12:37.920 I'm gonna hold on hold on. I'm gonna I'm gonna 0:12:37.960 --> 0:12:40.280 speak for all the all the fellows here, Fellows are 0:12:40.280 --> 0:12:43.560 you thinking when I'm thinking? We pile in my car 0:12:43.800 --> 0:12:45.760 and we drive over to this girl's house and let 0:12:45.800 --> 0:12:49.840 White profess his love to her. We just what Oh, 0:12:49.880 --> 0:12:54.079 no one was thinking that. No, man, this is an 0:12:54.080 --> 0:12:58.680 existential moment. I don't know what I mean. Okay, bab 0:12:58.960 --> 0:13:00.760 I want to show you everything that I got because 0:13:00.760 --> 0:13:02.520 some of it's for me, but some of it's for 0:13:02.559 --> 0:13:07.160 you too. So I got these jeans and I know 0:13:07.200 --> 0:13:10.160 that they're like not the super huggiest on my ask 0:13:10.200 --> 0:13:12.520 because that's not what's in right now. And you prefer 0:13:12.600 --> 0:13:15.880 it to be a little tighter. But trust me, I'll 0:13:15.960 --> 0:13:19.319 only wear it with the tiniest little crop top. Keep 0:13:19.360 --> 0:13:21.320 it tiny, keep it tight on top, keep it loose 0:13:21.400 --> 0:13:25.360 and flowing on the bottom. Got this little blue sweater 0:13:25.640 --> 0:13:29.600 so cute, Oh my gosh, really looks good with my eyes. 0:13:31.320 --> 0:13:38.079 And for you, I got these small potatoes. Are these 0:13:38.120 --> 0:13:41.560 new potatoes? Yeah? I got them from the gap. I 0:13:41.559 --> 0:13:43.800 don't know. It's just like I thought it would be 0:13:43.880 --> 0:13:46.760 like kind of fun to like, there's some finger finger 0:13:46.840 --> 0:13:50.280 links in there too. Yeah, I can get some of those. 0:13:50.360 --> 0:13:55.640 If that's like you're into um whatever these are there, 0:13:58.120 --> 0:14:01.880 that's a finger link. Okay, So I got these these 0:14:01.920 --> 0:14:05.760 little potatoes for us us, you know, for you, and 0:14:05.920 --> 0:14:08.880 if you want, I can try him on. Well hawait 0:14:09.160 --> 0:14:14.600 just dropped off all the fellows. It's uh yeah off. Look, 0:14:15.360 --> 0:14:19.000 you can go in your house play call of duty, 0:14:19.280 --> 0:14:24.800 drink yourself to sleep, or you go tell that tell 0:14:24.840 --> 0:14:27.720 that woman. Wait, how you feeling? I don't know. I 0:14:28.560 --> 0:14:30.680 had thought about her in so long, and I mean 0:14:30.720 --> 0:14:34.480 she was valedictorian of the school. Plus she's she's married 0:14:34.520 --> 0:14:38.280 to that that that that the mob guy, you know, 0:14:38.360 --> 0:14:41.080 the mob guy from the paper. Oh my god, the 0:14:41.160 --> 0:14:45.880 mob guy. Yeah, yeah, I don't like like Torino or 0:14:45.920 --> 0:14:47.760 I don't even remember what his name was, but it 0:14:47.840 --> 0:14:51.440 was called I just remember him being the mob guy. 0:14:52.000 --> 0:14:59.160 Look I help you, um um babe, another guy from 0:14:59.040 --> 0:15:04.800 the Master love with you, another guy for you. I 0:15:04.840 --> 0:15:10.640 have to go. I'm so sorry, I'm gonna go. You 0:15:10.680 --> 0:15:15.640 see rena serenader. I mean, look, this was a bad idea. 0:15:15.720 --> 0:15:18.360 I didn't even think that this is how this do. 0:15:18.480 --> 0:15:21.680 People usually serenade you like some people do to love 0:15:21.680 --> 0:15:27.560 actually cute card thing. I didn't I don't like whatever 0:15:27.680 --> 0:15:31.040 makes you feel the best, and now like, yeah, I'll 0:15:31.080 --> 0:15:32.560 go in the other room. I guess some mob stuff 0:15:32.600 --> 0:15:37.400 to take care of. Okay, I'm this is, this is 0:15:37.440 --> 0:15:39.320 I don't. I feel like I just have to kind 0:15:39.320 --> 0:15:47.360 of improvise something dramatic, now attention. I love dramatic. All right? Um, 0:15:47.440 --> 0:15:53.480 can I get a suggestion? Hey? Oh, every time we 0:15:53.560 --> 0:15:56.440 have the mom meeting at your house, there's always so 0:15:56.480 --> 0:16:00.880 many interruptions. Can we just do it down at our club? 0:16:01.280 --> 0:16:04.480 Can we just do it at the club? H look, 0:16:05.160 --> 0:16:10.200 Don Ron, uh my, I get the nicest house, right, 0:16:11.000 --> 0:16:13.760 I mean, it's done. That is no doubt you have 0:16:13.840 --> 0:16:16.440 a nice house. You have a four bedroom, three bad 0:16:16.680 --> 0:16:19.680 three thousand square feet. I get it. I just want 0:16:19.720 --> 0:16:23.080 to clarify something. Were you calling him Don Ron or 0:16:23.080 --> 0:16:26.760 were you saying Don and Ron? I thought I was. 0:16:26.880 --> 0:16:31.320 I was talking to Don Ron, not to Ron. Oh. 0:16:31.240 --> 0:16:34.080 When I'm talking to you Ron, you'll know it. No, 0:16:34.200 --> 0:16:39.160 of course, of course, of course I'm sorry Don Ron Ron. Yeah, Ron, 0:16:39.320 --> 0:16:42.000 Unfortunately are not made yet, so you can't be referred 0:16:42.000 --> 0:16:45.280 to as Don. That is the rules. Can we talk 0:16:45.280 --> 0:16:48.080 about that for a second. Sure, Actually, we wanted to 0:16:48.120 --> 0:16:49.680 talk to you about that. I feel like I feel 0:16:49.680 --> 0:16:52.720 like I'm never gonna be made. Uh that's where you're 0:16:52.720 --> 0:16:56.200 getting made when you least expected. Okay, see that sounds 0:16:56.240 --> 0:16:58.000 like I'm gonna get whacked when I at least expected. 0:16:58.440 --> 0:17:00.480 I don't know. We got this trophy for right here? 0:17:00.520 --> 0:17:08.159 Look at this best rod? All right, it's nice. R 0:17:09.600 --> 0:17:19.240 whoa no offense done right? No nose? Hey? What what? 0:17:19.240 --> 0:17:21.640 What do you? What are you doing? I know it's 0:17:21.680 --> 0:17:23.720 like I know, it's like I just I couldn't sleep yet. 0:17:23.800 --> 0:17:27.480 How did it go? How did it go? Terribly? It 0:17:27.600 --> 0:17:30.760 went terribly. I stood there for forty five minutes and 0:17:30.800 --> 0:17:34.600 did a dramatic improv set in front of me. I said, 0:17:34.640 --> 0:17:38.280 I need to improvise. I didn't. No, there's not I mean, 0:17:38.680 --> 0:17:41.879 it's dramatic improv is. It's it's a style and people 0:17:41.960 --> 0:17:44.880 do it. But I wasn't expecting to do it. I said, improvise, 0:17:45.119 --> 0:17:47.680 And suddenly I'm up there like like I'm doing a show, 0:17:47.880 --> 0:17:50.760 and and it did not go well. I don't know 0:17:51.280 --> 0:17:53.720 at one. That's here's what I want to say. I 0:17:53.720 --> 0:17:55.679 want to say, when you do in dramatic improv you 0:17:55.680 --> 0:17:57.919 don't get the laughs that you typically would in your 0:17:57.920 --> 0:17:59.800 normally improv, so you don't know she she might have 0:17:59.840 --> 0:18:02.199 been captivated engage. Let me ask you this. What was 0:18:02.240 --> 0:18:04.439 she wearing something like tie the top and flowing the 0:18:04.480 --> 0:18:07.359 bottom or what? Well, yeah, it was she was wearing 0:18:07.359 --> 0:18:09.479 the Model three or four jeans, which we actually just 0:18:09.520 --> 0:18:13.399 put on sale. Uh and then she had that blue Uh. Sorry, 0:18:13.440 --> 0:18:16.200 I don't mean to bring work into this, but I'm 0:18:16.240 --> 0:18:18.680 just trying to get some sleep. Man, I'm just trying 0:18:18.680 --> 0:18:23.160 to get some sleep after a really for Fox say yeah, 0:18:23.280 --> 0:18:30.199 come on in. I mean, okay, baby, he's gone. Did 0:18:30.240 --> 0:18:33.520 you did you win you back? No? You know, no 0:18:33.560 --> 0:18:36.760 one can ever win from you. Also ended up doing 0:18:36.840 --> 0:18:41.720 like improv, but it wasn't funny, so I didn't really 0:18:41.760 --> 0:18:47.200 know what he was doing, right, impro was funny? Yeah, 0:18:47.200 --> 0:18:49.760 I was just like when he said improv, I was like, okay, cool, 0:18:49.800 --> 0:18:51.880 I'm ready to laugh. I'm expecting to laugh and I'm 0:18:51.880 --> 0:18:54.080 ready to laugh. And then he wasn't laughing, and I 0:18:54.119 --> 0:18:58.560 was like, what the fuck is going on? I like 0:18:58.680 --> 0:19:06.240 him provay, Hey are you sleeping? Yeah? Hell, I mean 0:19:06.280 --> 0:19:11.399 I was because I was thinking I was thinking, like 0:19:11.480 --> 0:19:15.280 they are like other ways an audience can show that 0:19:15.320 --> 0:19:19.199 they're interested, right, and like dramatic improvisation is something that 0:19:19.400 --> 0:19:22.040 is like some of the most beautiful art that happens 0:19:22.200 --> 0:19:24.840 on this planet. You know. Can we talk about this 0:19:24.920 --> 0:19:28.119 in the morning, Yes, of course, of course. Maybe. I 0:19:28.200 --> 0:19:33.080 love when you improv Yeah, I'm funny. You're so funny. 0:19:33.480 --> 0:19:37.560 You're always You're always improvising. You're always eating banana and 0:19:37.600 --> 0:19:41.120 saying you're eating an apple, and I'm always laughing and 0:19:41.240 --> 0:19:47.560 laughing Um. John Ron told me after whack Ron what 0:19:49.640 --> 0:19:53.359 I had to tell somebody like. I feel terrible about it. 0:19:53.600 --> 0:19:56.520 I'm so sorry. How can I thinks he's gonna get 0:19:56.520 --> 0:19:59.080 made down whack him instead? Oh my gosh, she's going 0:19:59.119 --> 0:20:05.960 to be made into to eat the fishes. What. Yeah, 0:20:06.320 --> 0:20:10.720 he's gonna he's gonna be made to eat the fishes. Sorry, no, no, 0:20:10.760 --> 0:20:14.840 that's how I'm to kill him. Hey fellas, Hey, hey, oh, 0:20:15.160 --> 0:20:21.959 meeting at a warehouse. I liked it. What did this? Oh? 0:20:22.119 --> 0:20:25.919 Go snacks? Here? Gold fish? You let gold fish? Right, 0:20:27.359 --> 0:20:30.520 have a couple of here. Do you got an I 0:20:30.520 --> 0:20:34.399 ain't got any water or something? No, no keeping fish? 0:20:34.760 --> 0:20:40.320 Oh no, oh no, fellas, come on, what did you 0:20:40.680 --> 0:20:42.399 what did you put that trophy? We gave you. We 0:20:42.440 --> 0:20:46.440 need it back. I'll never tell you jumping. We don't 0:20:46.440 --> 0:20:50.840 need a back we got. I'm joking at that. I'm 0:20:50.920 --> 0:20:54.120 joking at that little water. I can't give you water, 0:20:56.720 --> 0:20:59.640 all right, don Torino. I will assume you will take 0:20:59.680 --> 0:21:03.120 care of the buddy. Yeah, Can I get a suggestion 0:21:03.359 --> 0:21:06.240 of a place to put the body? Look? What kind 0:21:06.280 --> 0:21:12.119 of look? You're a valedictorian, So you're smart enough to 0:21:12.240 --> 0:21:15.159 know that when this light is on you, you're sitting 0:21:15.200 --> 0:21:18.040 at this table, and there's a mirror right there that 0:21:18.119 --> 0:21:21.960 we want answers. We want answers about you, your husband 0:21:22.119 --> 0:21:25.440 and everything you know. Did your husband happen to give 0:21:25.480 --> 0:21:31.720 away any secrets to you before the untimely murder of Ron? 0:21:32.960 --> 0:21:34.919 I'm also smart enough to know that I have a 0:21:35.040 --> 0:21:36.520 right to a lawyer, and I don't need to say 0:21:36.560 --> 0:21:40.840 a goddamn thing until she gets here. Fine, you want 0:21:40.840 --> 0:21:44.280 your lawyer here. We can sit here and wait all day. 0:21:44.400 --> 0:21:46.560 I'm gonna put my feet up, I'm gonna give myself 0:21:46.560 --> 0:21:49.480 a snack, and I'm just gonna glare at you from 0:21:49.520 --> 0:21:52.119 across this table because I know you know something. I 0:21:52.200 --> 0:22:01.119 know you know something. Hello, are you know? Brockovich? Ch crap, 0:22:01.160 --> 0:22:05.200 Aaron Brock, you talked to me from now on as 0:22:05.280 --> 0:22:09.800 my client had anything to drink. I don't know. I 0:22:09.800 --> 0:22:13.520 didn't breathalyze her. Oh, just like a water single of water. 0:22:14.280 --> 0:22:16.480 Why don't you, detective? Do you mind just going and 0:22:16.480 --> 0:22:21.400 get in that right and turn off the recording device? Please? God, 0:22:21.440 --> 0:22:24.520 I can't help but to say yes to everything she asks, 0:22:25.280 --> 0:22:27.560 unless you want me to have your badge up my ass, 0:22:27.760 --> 0:22:31.200 I would suggest you do everything that's our first see 0:22:37.080 --> 0:22:41.280 see too Today is from Jeanette. Hello, wonderful alchemists. You 0:22:41.359 --> 0:22:43.720 keep me sane or at least giggling while I wrestle 0:22:43.800 --> 0:22:46.960 with complicated geometry. I thank you for that. I don't 0:22:46.960 --> 0:22:50.199 know if that's Janette's job or just just something she 0:22:50.240 --> 0:22:53.560 does as a hobby. Uh. This is from Jeanette to Jackie. 0:22:53.560 --> 0:22:56.600 It delights me extra every time you're on the show. 0:22:57.600 --> 0:22:59.920 I'm a former concert master, and I love Craig's to 0:23:00.040 --> 0:23:03.720 piction of an unassuming bassoonist in the New National Anthem episode. 0:23:04.160 --> 0:23:07.360 I have no memory of that, so hoping for more 0:23:07.520 --> 0:23:12.640 musical magic, my suggestion is overly full orchestra gratitude and love. 0:23:12.720 --> 0:23:26.719 Jeanette in Seattle maestro, there is a third oboe player. 0:23:26.840 --> 0:23:34.160 And I'm just I, um, I'm not a problem starter, um, 0:23:34.200 --> 0:23:35.840 but I just want to know why there's so many chairs. 0:23:36.680 --> 0:23:41.880 It sounds a little bit like you're a problem starter, maestro. Maestro, Maestro, 0:23:42.880 --> 0:23:46.399 I love you. I've loved you from your days in Tennessee. 0:23:46.960 --> 0:23:52.120 Two here and no disrespective man. Yes, I started out 0:23:52.160 --> 0:23:58.000 in the Tennessee is it in a very small and 0:23:58.119 --> 0:24:01.920 now it is my my goal to have the biggest 0:24:02.040 --> 0:24:04.840 orchestriving of the world. So if I want the three 0:24:04.880 --> 0:24:10.720 Oh bowls, and then I get to three Oh bowls, okay, 0:24:10.760 --> 0:24:13.760 and you a third chair right now? I don't know 0:24:13.800 --> 0:24:19.680 why I was complaining. Geez, all right, thank you, mis Hey, 0:24:19.840 --> 0:24:23.800 how's it going. You knew you need to the correct 0:24:24.320 --> 0:24:36.280 you're talking to me, I couldn't you he's talking to Okay, 0:24:36.400 --> 0:24:40.440 enough with the sample, Okay, Okay, I'm not gonna look 0:24:40.440 --> 0:24:42.840 over the score for today as you guys have a 0:24:42.920 --> 0:24:50.639 your little conversation. Okay, I'm sorry you were saying. I 0:24:50.720 --> 0:24:55.280 was saying, you're obviously third chair obow. Yeah. I don't 0:24:55.280 --> 0:24:59.320 know if you noticed, but this orchestra is overly so 0:24:59.359 --> 0:25:02.359 we're looking at cut back what I just asked the 0:25:02.359 --> 0:25:05.200 maestro about and he said that he's not gonna do it. 0:25:05.200 --> 0:25:08.080 I don't know if you've talked to him. Yeah, he's 0:25:08.080 --> 0:25:12.040 not gonna do it. He's not gonna do it. Are 0:25:12.080 --> 0:25:17.639 you going to handle this on the inside? This is 0:25:17.640 --> 0:25:22.960 a beautiful instrument you have. I just wanted to one 0:25:22.960 --> 0:25:25.600 more time make an announcement to everyone. If you know 0:25:25.720 --> 0:25:29.159 anyone who plays an instrument, just let him know about this. 0:25:29.520 --> 0:25:32.960 Like the more the marrier, honestly, like, uh, you know, 0:25:33.040 --> 0:25:36.200 any anything, and it doesn't have to be an orchestral instrument. 0:25:36.640 --> 0:25:38.959 You know, we've got a lot of islands. We've got 0:25:39.000 --> 0:25:48.840 a few viola's, you know. I know guy, Yeah, yeah, 0:25:48.680 --> 0:25:51.040 you know a guy. You know, a guy who can 0:25:51.119 --> 0:25:54.560 get get me into an orchestra. I mean you play 0:25:54.640 --> 0:26:01.520 the the what's the desider zi phone? It's my own invention, 0:26:01.840 --> 0:26:11.920 sweethearts to this homeless man. Don't do like that, don't no, 0:26:12.160 --> 0:26:15.439 it's it's okay. Nobody wants to talk to me and 0:26:15.560 --> 0:26:20.520