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Speaker 1: the delay and the relief east of this, but I
Speaker 1: could not be more excited by what is about to
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Speaker 1: mustache or without, who is set. I'm a little dirtier
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Speaker 1: if you guys are on Patreon, we are about to
Speaker 1: start reviewing Bachelor Australia. We've just watched the first episode.
Speaker 1: I mean, it was so good, It's so good. And
Speaker 1: the bachelor is so much hotter than our bachelor want
Speaker 1: to and he was sweet. Oh my god, you heard
Speaker 1: the nodding of Tanna. Tanna, Sanna with a Tanna, are
Speaker 1: you well? Thank you so much for having me, Tanna.
Speaker 1: I like your shirt. Thanks. I made into a crop top.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I love a craptop. I went shopping.
Speaker 1: I don't want to brag, guys. I went to Marshalls
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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I have three que tops and Marshals
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Speaker 1: even if I wash or dry clean them, so that
Speaker 1: one summer thing on, one and done. But I think, honestly,
Speaker 1: I would have never guessed Marshalls. Thank you. You gotta
Speaker 1: mix and match high low like mod clothes. Thank you.
Speaker 1: I went last night to the Instageable premiere. I went
Speaker 1: high low and I wore my exciting dress. I wore
Speaker 1: pay less shoes and a Goodwill purse. Guys, fabulous. I
Speaker 1: have a plea to our listeners. Okay, first of all,
Speaker 1: the show is so fun. I gotta tell you, I'm
Speaker 1: like I had never seen it. They showed two episodes.
Speaker 1: It's so fun. It's like soapy, campy teen revenge fun.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing. If you like your art marine and
Speaker 1: you want her to not be evicted from her home,
Speaker 1: you don't even have to wat watch it. Here's what
Speaker 1: I learned about Netflix. Apparently you have to watch the
Speaker 1: entire season for it to count. You have. So here's
Speaker 1: my favorite ask when you go to bed tonight, press
Speaker 1: start on the season and just let it go all
Speaker 1: the way through so it logs in as I finished.
Speaker 1: Each household gets one click and then if you want
Speaker 1: to go back and watch it, but will you please
Speaker 1: just have your computer watch it. You gotta get those clicks.
Speaker 1: You just need the clicks. We need the clicks because
Speaker 1: I need a job. I'll do it tonight, will you, Yeah,
Speaker 1: just press play and just let it go through all
Speaker 1: the way and then you can take your time. But
Speaker 1: I'm in. I have the most fun part. I'm in
Speaker 1: the whole thing. So if you would like to watch that,
Speaker 1: begree If you don't, that's fine, does press plays? I
Speaker 1: want to watch it. You have to burn through now.
Speaker 1: But even if it's not for you, maybe make it.
Speaker 1: I also want to say a lot of my fun
Speaker 1: stuff is in the second half of the season, so
Speaker 1: so like if maybe maybe you're like, Okay, we're on
Speaker 1: episode five, I don't know, keep going because there's some
Speaker 1: Shenan's that are coming with me in the Pistol. Rookie
Speaker 1: of the Year Debbie Ryan. So last night at the premiere,
Speaker 1: Debbie Ryan was there and she was telling me how
Speaker 1: she went on like a a publicity tour to New
Speaker 1: York for the show, and they were at like Good
Speaker 1: Morning America and they went to some they went to
Speaker 1: some event with Dallas Roberts was the start, and he
Speaker 1: said that he started. She actually brought this up to
Speaker 1: me that Debbie, they were at this event and they
Speaker 1: were it was like a TV thing and you know,
Speaker 1: like almost like a Live with Regis or whatever when
Speaker 1: Regis isn't on, but you know, they have like the
Speaker 1: audience there, and he said Debbie's Debbie got all flustered
Speaker 1: and her eyes filled with tears because she sawbed Becca
Speaker 1: and Garrett and she got all flustered, and meanwhile, all
Speaker 1: these like young girls are there for Debbie, and Debbie,
Speaker 1: you know, Debbie knows all these celebrities. And Dallas said
Speaker 1: that she was like, oh my god, oh my god.
Speaker 1: And then she went on the show and she was flustered,
Speaker 1: and then the announcer was like, are you okay? And
Speaker 1: then Debbie goes, I've just witnessed her love journey. We've
Speaker 1: created a monster. She met Becca. She said she met Garrett,
Speaker 1: that Garrett was actually really sweet, that he seemed simple
Speaker 1: but sweet, that he didn't his brother signed him up
Speaker 1: for it. But I just love that we That was
Speaker 1: who made Debbie star struck. I also have to say,
Speaker 1: there's nothing makes me star struck more than a reality star.
Speaker 1: I don't know why. I don't know what that is,
Speaker 1: because they're real. Yeah, when we've met the Bachelor of people,
Speaker 1: when we haven't met a new one in a while,
Speaker 1: I need a new one. I think I would literally
Speaker 1: like push Denzel Washington aside to be like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: it's you to like some Rejordan for Jordan. Can you
Speaker 1: Jordan's Well? I got Chelsea Lately finale they had like
Speaker 1: it was like Sandra Bullock, Jennifer Anniston, like Dave Grohl
Speaker 1: and like I I was like, oh my god, you're
Speaker 1: gun It's Tim Gunn, Tim Gunn. I gotta make it work.
Speaker 1: I need to make it work. And yeah it was anyway,
Speaker 1: I really I really want to meet Jordan's I just
Speaker 1: want to say that, how how expressed? So do you
Speaker 1: have anything you want to promote? Brian? Is there anything
Speaker 1: people need to click on? Is it the saddest place
Speaker 1: that's ever got up? Click? We're going on tour this
Speaker 1: fall growing Shade dot Com slash tour. We have really
Speaker 1: exciting guests and uh, you know your guests when you
Speaker 1: go on tour, how do you do that? I do it?
Speaker 1: And I really just basically go on IMD. I tried it.
Speaker 1: Whatever I get any friends, I can to be like
Speaker 1: could you know? And then um. In these cities and
Speaker 1: then usually ended, because our show is like comedic but
Speaker 1: also political, I try to find like an out politician
Speaker 1: in that state and usually they can come. But and
Speaker 1: then like in Portland, they have all these indie bands there,
Speaker 1: so I just like try to find the best one.
Speaker 1: And in Seattle, I know Dan Savage, I don't know
Speaker 1: that he's doing it yet does it feel stressful booking
Speaker 1: the guests? I feel like I gave myself a lot
Speaker 1: of lead time this time, so not not as much.
Speaker 1: But it's because it's mostly we have an announced all
Speaker 1: the guests, but they're mostly booked. Can I say you're
Speaker 1: my favorite new friend? Of thanks? You're mine? Have you
Speaker 1: used your a Goldie boy bag? I took it to
Speaker 1: Una and it hangs on my front behind my front door.
Speaker 1: Such a gold boy, such a golde boy. I am
Speaker 1: Asher and such a goldie boy. I can't wait to
Speaker 1: see what you get at the end of this season.
Speaker 1: There's gonna be some new I bring you both something
Speaker 1: to you because I didn't do that. I didn't return
Speaker 1: a gift and I know I didn't any to get
Speaker 1: you Asher's book when it finally comes out off the Meds?
Speaker 1: Did you see the thing that I sent you as
Speaker 1: off the Meds? Here's my theory. He said there were
Speaker 1: side effects. My theory is he couldn't get a boner,
Speaker 1: but he was ripped. So he said that now that
Speaker 1: he's off the Meds, but in order to maintain his
Speaker 1: like his thoughts, he's been working out, so he's ripped
Speaker 1: as ship that's a real thing. When I's ripped, as
Speaker 1: ship I sent you. That makes me feel bad about
Speaker 1: myself because I saw something in asher in what I
Speaker 1: saw in myself, and it really misses me off that
Speaker 1: he got ripped. He's ripped. I think it's like a
Speaker 1: mania fuel though it's like he's he's saying that it
Speaker 1: doesn't mean that he doesn't need meds. He's just decided
Speaker 1: to not go on med It's a mood leveler working out.
Speaker 1: That's like what it is. You have to maintain it, everybody.
Speaker 1: I bet he's on adderall or something too. That's a
Speaker 1: horrible accusation. There's something wrong with that. I'm gonna can't.
Speaker 1: I can't get an adderall. I feel like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: cast all, let's make a run for the border. I
Speaker 1: feel like I told you I did. I tell you
Speaker 1: that I took an ambient in Vancouver and made videos.
Speaker 1: I watched one back. It's bad. High is a kite
Speaker 1: thinking I'm nailing it video. I said, it's two sets
Speaker 1: of two people, the two male leads of my show.
Speaker 1: And by the way, I'm soaking wet, like fresh from
Speaker 1: sweater from shower shower, and I think I'm like in
Speaker 1: a towel maybe, like and it's so inappropriate, soaking wet
Speaker 1: like hit the mini bar. It's like a totally like
Speaker 1: just like she knew, like she just was on a
Speaker 1: different journey. And I also sent it to one of
Speaker 1: my showrunners, Like I sent it to you were like
Speaker 1: ready for ready for some more? Exactly who's who are
Speaker 1: you ready to give a regular a wet lady? Or
Speaker 1: or listen a lot of exactly who's going to be
Speaker 1: responsible to show up on a time not be soaking
Speaker 1: wet and covered in choblerone like chocolate smears during What
Speaker 1: did I do? Tanna? Do you have anything you want
Speaker 1: to promote? You know, just my podcast on Middle Eastern politics?
Speaker 1: Love it? Follow me on Instagram, I hate Twitter. You
Speaker 1: guys at art marine dot com, m y R And
Speaker 1: here we go. We're back in Paradise, guys. This is
Speaker 1: the most Callie Entes season a Bachelor in Paradise and
Speaker 1: it looks, I mean the previous for even what's to come.
Speaker 1: But this first episode was so good. It was so good.
Speaker 1: That's how they started it. They said, is the most
Speaker 1: Callie enta seas. Yes, that's what it is. Not what
Speaker 1: Chris Harry said, Chris, I think Harry said it. I
Speaker 1: think Prince Harry said is the most like when they
Speaker 1: open he just like raking sand, like one can't rake
Speaker 1: all the pubes and like all the like DNA and
Speaker 1: then like tears, you just can't rape the scallops, the pubes,
Speaker 1: the DNA, the tears out of Also that one of
Speaker 1: Chris Harrison's opening lies was in a world of fake news,
Speaker 1: this is real. It's like, hold, I'm sorry you're saying
Speaker 1: the news is fake. It was it was a shop
Speaker 1: Trump supporter that that was really sarr Yeah, and I'm
Speaker 1: sure was that truly a dumb funk up, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. I don't think they knew exactly what
Speaker 1: they were saying, you know what. And that's the kind
Speaker 1: of thing I feel like I've had to read, Like
Speaker 1: I'm sure that's the kind of thing. He didn't even
Speaker 1: get the copy beforehand and there and like oftentimes if
Speaker 1: you're reading off of a teleprompter, you don't see the
Speaker 1: script beforehand, so you're just there, You're like okay, and
Speaker 1: then they just throw to you. You just read what
Speaker 1: they put in. So that guy might have been hung
Speaker 1: out to drive by something like abe he hired some
Speaker 1: mega trumps. I agree when he when he said it,
Speaker 1: I was like, I know he doesn't know what's happening
Speaker 1: or what it means. I'm sure he was like this
Speaker 1: is topical, but it was wild. Yeah. Maybe they were
Speaker 1: just yeah, they were just trying to be topical, but
Speaker 1: didn't really understand what the joke implied, like, oh you
Speaker 1: are what conservative? Like okay, Harrison, um So, I always
Speaker 1: love the intros. Jordan has his gold bikini and he
Speaker 1: had an American flag. He's grown on me. He looks
Speaker 1: like he lives in like an old person community in Florida.
Speaker 1: We have fake lakes just walk around. He was fascinating
Speaker 1: because he even this is gonna be so awful. But
Speaker 1: for somebody who prides himself on being like the male model,
Speaker 1: there was a few times I was like and I like,
Speaker 1: I mean, I like the build, but there was a
Speaker 1: few times just like my boobo's get a little belly
Speaker 1: coming over that, Like you know what I mean, if
Speaker 1: you're going to be like all about if that's your
Speaker 1: whole thing, right, that made me like him more. There
Speaker 1: was something more likeable maybe like more I was like,
Speaker 1: you hit that Tabarone too. Boo. Okay, we had Chelsea
Speaker 1: with her frozen smile Kendall, it's funny, I Kendall is saying,
Speaker 1: also like when people I love people trying to like
Speaker 1: re frame their journeys. She's like, I'm ready to move
Speaker 1: on from being Kendall the taxidermy ukulele girl. And yet
Speaker 1: the first thing she brings up with a grocery store
Speaker 1: Joe is like like picnics and you know, in a cemetery. Cemetery,
Speaker 1: It's like, well, if you want to go away from taxidermy,
Speaker 1: or maybe don't keep bringing up death. She also said
Speaker 1: to John, she goes, I'm from San Francisco, and he goes, really,
Speaker 1: and she goes, no, but I went to school there
Speaker 1: from San Francisco. No, actually, let's try. I'll try, Brian.
Speaker 1: Where are you from San Francisco? Oh? I just went
Speaker 1: to school yard school there? Just so I just went
Speaker 1: to college there. No, I say it back, you go,
Speaker 1: are you really okay me? Where you're really from? Brian?
Speaker 1: Where are you from Texas? Where you from from Texas?
Speaker 1: Where from? Well? I actually I just did stand up
Speaker 1: once and all all right, yeah you try with me,
Speaker 1: Ta Tanna. You try. Oh, I'm from Mexico. Now you
Speaker 1: asked me where from? Like I do it. I'll ask
Speaker 1: you where you're from, Tanna, Where did you grow up Mexico? Oh?
Speaker 1: From Mexico to where about? Actually I've never been to Mexico,
Speaker 1: but my friend bought me a Mexican ambient ones. Oh
Speaker 1: and then I have toblerons again. Who are you are
Speaker 1: from there? Yeah? That's great. I love it, um, but
Speaker 1: I read about Mexico on sin it seems great. I'm
Speaker 1: a friend once who he grew a little like mustache
Speaker 1: and he kind of looked like Latin up some Latin descent,
Speaker 1: and then he just got very into it, and so
Speaker 1: people would be like, oh, where are you from, like
Speaker 1: you know, Mexico or something, and he'd be like he
Speaker 1: only knew the party spots. So he'd be like like
Speaker 1: kind of like nearc Yeah yeah, actually said don't Oh
Speaker 1: my god, okay, shout out to Evan. He listened to
Speaker 1: a let's say the lies We've told? Have you ever
Speaker 1: done that? Where people will ask you a thing and
Speaker 1: then you'll be like yeah, and you're no flat out
Speaker 1: that you're lying. The worst I'll say it wasn't the worst.
Speaker 1: There were no steaks. It was the dumbest. One time
Speaker 1: I asked me what Someone asked me what I was drinking,
Speaker 1: and I said dr pepper and it was a coke
Speaker 1: and I knew it was a coke. When I said that,
Speaker 1: you've brought this before this talk you it was like
Speaker 1: ninth grade, you've mentioned this. Yeah. I was like literally
Speaker 1: because it was the first time that I was like, dude,
Speaker 1: you have to check it because you are lying about
Speaker 1: I remember I did. I went to England for ten
Speaker 1: days with my mother. I sound like such a fucking drunk.
Speaker 1: But by the way, this is why I don't drink.
Speaker 1: It's because I'm the biggest late weight. It was when
Speaker 1: I was twenty one. I went to London with my
Speaker 1: mother for ten days. I came home my I had
Speaker 1: my I d We went to the big city was
Speaker 1: Newport nearby. We went out drinking and we got invited
Speaker 1: to a mansion. So we like crashed this party. My
Speaker 1: friend stepped in dog ship on the way up. We
Speaker 1: like nobody wanted us at this party. I had on
Speaker 1: like a silver space suit. My friends stepped in dog
Speaker 1: ship and he didn't know what to do with it,
Speaker 1: so he just held it in his hand and he
Speaker 1: walked through the party and somebody goes art and do
Speaker 1: you want you want a cop of gin toon? I
Speaker 1: feel like we're at a tonic. I was like, that's
Speaker 1: not a problem. So I had a tumbler of gin.
Speaker 1: And then this guy like this man started talking to
Speaker 1: me and I he was and I started talking like
Speaker 1: like he was an architect and his name was Charles.
Speaker 1: I was pretending to be British. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: you know, I just ticked the lift like I was
Speaker 1: no but I and my friend said that she looked
Speaker 1: over like my friend my friends standing on my friend
Speaker 1: holding the dog ship in his hand. He was like
Speaker 1: looking for a planter to like stick the dog shit in.
Speaker 1: And my friend said it was I grew up with her,
Speaker 1: like this was my child's the best ones from the
Speaker 1: time I was nine. She said. It was as if
Speaker 1: it was like we were in the matrix. It was
Speaker 1: just slow motion and she wanted to like save me,
Speaker 1: like no, hard no, I mean like you know, I
Speaker 1: just we've got the telly and I'm just going to
Speaker 1: take the tube and I mean it's like you know exactly,
Speaker 1: and we got we went we went to your step.
Speaker 1: We went to hospital. Did you say that hospital? No,
Speaker 1: we went to hospital. I went to Uni. She said
Speaker 1: she watched it was so clearly. You've heard my accents,
Speaker 1: they're not that good. It's clearly. She said. It was
Speaker 1: like slow motion and she couldn't stop me. What's the
Speaker 1: guy like? Are you like? What are you doing? It
Speaker 1: was so slash And then his wife was right there.
Speaker 1: He had like an actual ascot like he was like,
Speaker 1: I'm like an ascot, like like the rich guy from
Speaker 1: Gilligan's Island. He actually was wearing one. And then when
Speaker 1: we were driving home my brother, we were in this
Speaker 1: camera station wagon. I made him pull over and I
Speaker 1: vomited on the International Tennis Hall of Fame and nice.
Speaker 1: That's I was like, I'm not that good at drinking.
Speaker 1: I used to because I I started getting gray hair
Speaker 1: very young. It was just the thing. And also everyone
Speaker 1: always tell me like, oh, it seems so much older.
Speaker 1: So I would just tell people I was older than
Speaker 1: I really was, because I just didn't want to have
Speaker 1: to explain, like why I had all this gray hair.
Speaker 1: You're like, husband, grow I know my kids. I'm so excited.
Speaker 1: My oldest is graduating from Notre Dame in the Fall. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was like my whole thing where I was just really, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm thirty five. How old were you? I was twenty two,
Speaker 1: but like everything I would say, I was like late
Speaker 1: thirties or like forties. I think one time said I
Speaker 1: was forty and someone was like, what are you doing
Speaker 1: at this college party? You were waiting it, you were
Speaker 1: at it, we were lost. You're the only woman in
Speaker 1: Los Angeles who's like twenty two and saying I'm forty.
Speaker 1: It was like every time I would be like twenty one,
Speaker 1: they'd be like, well, you have a ton of gray
Speaker 1: hair and you look older, and you're like, my son
Speaker 1: is here, he's um, he's got a chancefer he's been
Speaker 1: at community college. You're saving up? Yeah, he were saving
Speaker 1: up and so he's been. I'm just you know, I
Speaker 1: put my dreams aside to raise the kids. But it's
Speaker 1: mommy's time. Oh my god, did anybody believe you? Well?
Speaker 1: I mean it feels just like people in passing, they'd
Speaker 1: be like okay, yeah, and then you know, you'd slowly
Speaker 1: just move on to another conversation. I wouldn't do it
Speaker 1: to people. I thought I would continue knowing it would
Speaker 1: just like I'll never forget my forty at birthday. You
Speaker 1: know what I did to kill pray Love. I went
Speaker 1: to Tuscany. I was divorced from Charlie by then. Brian
Speaker 1: was four years before I was held hostage and Starbucks.
Speaker 1: It was more like I'd be like, yeah, I'm thirty eight,
Speaker 1: and they'd be like oh, and I'd be like mm hmmm,
Speaker 1: and then I just would not elaborate cause I was
Speaker 1: just trying to actually get out of the conversation without talking.
Speaker 1: It's weird. How many times a year do you think
Speaker 1: you lie a lot? And I'll say that, but I
Speaker 1: usually think that lie when I need to be kind
Speaker 1: another words, I have to go. I have this other thing.
Speaker 1: It's a lie. By the way, I want you to
Speaker 1: know for me, you can cancel on anything. Ever, you
Speaker 1: don't even need to know that. I actually know that
Speaker 1: with you, I don't care. My inner circle has become
Speaker 1: the people that I can do with. Can I tell
Speaker 1: you how I'm happy I am about Marshals right now?
Speaker 1: And I can't wait to go to another Marshal. There's
Speaker 1: actually a thing. Is there someone um that we work
Speaker 1: with here that I actively will take a fake phone
Speaker 1: call to get out of a conversation with them. I'll
Speaker 1: be like me, you know what, I got to take
Speaker 1: this and just go literally stand on the bath me
Speaker 1: and just hold the phone to my ear and just
Speaker 1: stare out I done it like that that. I'm just like,
Speaker 1: really got to Oh my god, it's not the big
Speaker 1: of an office to just exactly and it's not that
Speaker 1: great a conversationless on the phone. She's very intense. She
Speaker 1: can't stop talking. She's always on the she know, doesn't
Speaker 1: even text anyone. She doesn't even tear. She's because she's
Speaker 1: fifty eight. When you have a millennial company, but you've
Speaker 1: got a fifty eight year old working here. All those
Speaker 1: gray hairs. Her grandson actually just graduated from high school.
Speaker 1: She gives me her old a R. I love tanner.
Speaker 1: I'm worried about her skincare. Her tanna is not out
Speaker 1: of control. I won't have any face. So she's had
Speaker 1: because firs tannish. Because she tans, you think she'd had
Speaker 1: more wrinkles. That's so those news show. I've really worked
Speaker 1: her deviated septom from her coke problem. It had scept him. Um, okay,
Speaker 1: so here we are. We're back Kenny Kenny Kenny's on
Speaker 1: We met Kenny and outside Land. He's wonderfully He's so
Speaker 1: charming in person. His daughter seems so much older. She's
Speaker 1: like an adult. She like, Dad, can you just like
Speaker 1: stop go? Yes? She did. She did seem like a
Speaker 1: grown woman. M Kenny um um. Kevin says, I really
Speaker 1: wanted to marry Ashley. I but crystals in Paradise and
Speaker 1: she's hot and wit. Kevin threw her Ashley under the bus.
Speaker 1: He says, kissing is still cheating to me. I liked that.
Speaker 1: I was like, you know what I heard. I'd heard
Speaker 1: that he came that Jared came back from Paradise from Australia.
Speaker 1: Like nobody was like, yeah, I need to be wanted again.
Speaker 1: Who wants to me the most? Who literally is stalking
Speaker 1: me as we speak? And I don't. I actually think honestly,
Speaker 1: even though she's sort of a nightmare, I do think
Speaker 1: it was a big win for him to get Ashley.
Speaker 1: I I think she's cool, I think she's smart. I
Speaker 1: agree with you, she's the one that's going to play.
Speaker 1: He knew that. He was like going down and she's
Speaker 1: she's funny and she's going places sound like a whale.
Speaker 1: Sound happening? Where is that Royal Caribbean? Right? Oh my god?
Speaker 1: Like dolphins? Yeah, it did sound like a little mode. Okay,
Speaker 1: what were this underwater? What did you think of Garrett's
Speaker 1: dolphins screaming when they were on the yacht? This is
Speaker 1: all I have to say about Wait, Garrett's when Garrett
Speaker 1: was on from The Final Bachelor when he dolphins, do
Speaker 1: you want to put your headphones on? You'll love it?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry you don't have too. I thought, Garrett, Um,
Speaker 1: this is what dr me crazy about Grett. I saw
Speaker 1: them on Kimmel recently and and Kimmel was like, do
Speaker 1: you think you'll hyphen your last names? Or what do
Speaker 1: you think you're gonna do? Or you'll take his? And
Speaker 1: she was like, I kind of want to hipeen eight
Speaker 1: blah blah blah. And then Jimmy Kimmel goes, maybe you'll
Speaker 1: take her name and he didn't even like she looked
Speaker 1: the maddest I've ever seen anyone. Are you serious? We'll
Speaker 1: talk about it later? Oh my god. Yeah, I was like, cheez,
Speaker 1: have toa we got that up? Can you google that?
Speaker 1: It does feel like I will say this, here's what
Speaker 1: we're final thing. Rachel Onesday. I don't think wrote that article,
Speaker 1: by the way, and we're fine. I don't think she
Speaker 1: wrote it. I think somebody wrote it about her number two.
Speaker 1: I did go back looking at all the tweets that
Speaker 1: Garrett liked. It really runs a gamut of everything you
Speaker 1: wouldn't want somebody to like. It is truly like. Because
Speaker 1: that's what's extra confusing was because he was so sweet.
Speaker 1: It literally was every variety he hit that you would
Speaker 1: not want somebody to be a fan of. No, it's
Speaker 1: like he was in that Fred Phelps like God hates
Speaker 1: you know why. Yes, it was crazy the Cray. Okay,
Speaker 1: so then we're getting to paradise. Here's what I don't
Speaker 1: like when people try to like restart their story. Chris
Speaker 1: goes when I, okay, Crystals isn't paradise. I'm a I'm
Speaker 1: an entrepreneur, I'm a dog mom. That her full voice. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Chris Goes, I was pretty intense on the Bachelorette. But
Speaker 1: I'm really this is what and he's trying to make
Speaker 1: this stick and I hate it. I'm really a silly goose,
Speaker 1: and the goose is silly and funny and crazy, not
Speaker 1: a negative thing, the goose. And he's in a swan boat.
Speaker 1: It's not even a goose boat that he's in. He
Speaker 1: goes the goose is flying south for the summer, and
Speaker 1: they keep he kept calling himself that you can't give
Speaker 1: yourself a nickname like the goose. There's nothing worse than
Speaker 1: someone trying to be funny for the first time in
Speaker 1: their lives and to give themselves a nickname, nickname and
Speaker 1: do do a cartwheel like like it was like watching
Speaker 1: someone impersonate like Molly Shannon with the armpit thing. Do
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? It was like, this is
Speaker 1: my thing. She's brilliant, and it was like, what are
Speaker 1: you doing? Why are you trying to be funny? You're
Speaker 1: not funny, That's how. And he's trying to go so
Speaker 1: far away from like the roid rage. It's like, you
Speaker 1: don't need to be whimsical the goose. I don't need
Speaker 1: to just be fucking normal, just cool. And just like
Speaker 1: I was a little intense, I'm trying to turn it down.
Speaker 1: I don't need the Goose. No, I don't want the girl.
Speaker 1: I don't only have one thought. And Chris and it's
Speaker 1: once a psycho always and if your dad is never
Speaker 1: coming back, Tanna. I'm sorry, Chris. I really hate Tanna
Speaker 1: for the way I like this. Tanna was on screen.
Speaker 1: I was like, you, well, Tanna, is it an age
Speaker 1: where she could I mean, she really wants you to
Speaker 1: be to so Karen more. That's about Tanna, and you
Speaker 1: don't know, it's just gonna come out of her mouth.
Speaker 1: I had to like prep her before each show. And Tanna,
Speaker 1: don't mention people's ethnicity, don't mention religion. Jannam like most
Speaker 1: of your thoughts in Danna, I really have to just
Speaker 1: be like, we have to put people's names out. She
Speaker 1: doesn't describe I mean Tanna described them by the race. No,
Speaker 1: but she is. I mean, your clothes friends were judged
Speaker 1: judy and clothes spends were close friends with. And that
Speaker 1: was my era. Here's the best part. And I know
Speaker 1: my mom listening, Mom, you know, I love you. Here
Speaker 1: was the best part. When I was a kid, there
Speaker 1: was no kids. There was no kids, like I'm sure
Speaker 1: there was a lot of kids that actually needed help,
Speaker 1: you know, there was like no kids that were on
Speaker 1: the spectrum. People didn't know what was going on. So
Speaker 1: my mom would be like, ah, I'll let do a
Speaker 1: fake name, like something's wrong with Bobby. That kid, that kid,
Speaker 1: he's a real drip. He's always barking at the vacuum cleaner.
Speaker 1: And now I look back, I was like that poor
Speaker 1: fucking kid. And by the way, that kid like lift
Speaker 1: in a trailer that sold that had a sign, a
Speaker 1: handmade sign on cardboard that said meat rabbits for say,
Speaker 1: and he was barking at the vacuum cleaner. That poor
Speaker 1: kid didn't have it easy. But it's like, yeah, that's like,
Speaker 1: you know, so I got we got a school. Tanna
Speaker 1: did not describe people as like I drip that market
Speaker 1: at the vacuum cleaner. World barket at the vacuum cleaner. Okay,
Speaker 1: here we come. There was awesome. Another kid he's like, oh,
Speaker 1: he's always climbing up and down the gym rope, just
Speaker 1: rubbing himself. There was a kid that was always she
Speaker 1: was right though. There were those kids that would just
Speaker 1: rub their dicks up and down the gym rope like
Speaker 1: they could, and they were like little monkeys. They didn't
Speaker 1: even need the night. There was the one with the
Speaker 1: knots on the one without and they could just scurry
Speaker 1: up and just slide it down. People would do that.
Speaker 1: You could tell, Yeah, you could tell. It was so
Speaker 1: clear who was in. They're like shorty shirts, wrapping it around,
Speaker 1: just landing on each rope, on the knot on each knot,
Speaker 1: just jamming it down. Okay, there was never the girls.
Speaker 1: It was never the girls, although they probably would have
Speaker 1: enjoyed it. I feel like it's you know what, Yeah,
Speaker 1: they were like humping the mats for helping the horse.
Speaker 1: They had to do the vault or humping the vault.
Speaker 1: They were they were going running to the vault and
Speaker 1: just landing. It's like they couldn't take up. Just like no,
Speaker 1: Cyndy car, She's not gonna clear, but she could clearly clearance. Definitely.
Speaker 1: She deliberately drops right, just slam clearly, just slams down
Speaker 1: on scoop. That's her floor routine. It's just scooting back
Speaker 1: and forth on the fault on the pummel horse. That okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. So he the goose is flying south
Speaker 1: of the summer. And then we have David. Well, I'm
Speaker 1: back at home living in Boca Rage and my mom
Speaker 1: my mom cooks, Hey mom, I need some cookies and milk. David,
Speaker 1: I made you some fresh fruit salad. I already feel
Speaker 1: like I'm living on paradise. Unfortunately I can't marry my mom,
Speaker 1: so I have to go to paradise. Unfortunately I can't
Speaker 1: marry my mom. I think he is actually the worst
Speaker 1: one of all great. I agree, there's something so disgusting
Speaker 1: about him, and like his that he lives with his mom, Like,
Speaker 1: what are you doing? Dude? Also that whole I can't
Speaker 1: marry my mom. It's like, well, it's Florida, see probably
Speaker 1: fucking probably David. Why don't at this? They're just so
Speaker 1: you have no interest in And it's David and Chris.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Nick was a real ship. My god,
Speaker 1: we knew it, though we knew it because he didn't
Speaker 1: and it didn't wait which one was Nick's? We only
Speaker 1: know how to find you a track? Here was shark guys. Okay,
Speaker 1: so we we clocked him, but he never when we
Speaker 1: did our preseason picks for the last season, we really
Speaker 1: go deep diving, and his entire description of himself was
Speaker 1: that he was a weekend warrior. So he was my
Speaker 1: pick to be drunk the first night and fall in
Speaker 1: the pool. But he didn't do anything. But I see
Speaker 1: he's a real dirt bag. Yeah, he's like, there's something off.
Speaker 1: I think it's maybe just wasted. There's a show for you.
Speaker 1: It's called Jersey Shore. You're on the wrong. He's on
Speaker 1: the wrong, getting in his own way because he's actually
Speaker 1: great looking. It's just like everything else ruins it. He's
Speaker 1: cute and I burped as I said the word he's
Speaker 1: I said he's cute, and I executed it again. That
Speaker 1: was really good that that would think I did a
Speaker 1: really good job, you guys. Something to get me a
Speaker 1: pummel horse to land on the first and second tribe
Speaker 1: was epic. I gotta drag myself back and forth and
Speaker 1: celebrate this weekend on that pommel horse, as my Netflix
Speaker 1: is just running through and through instatable over and over,
Speaker 1: getting them clicks, riding back and forth, and if you're
Speaker 1: a decent person, it's clicking. It's running through at home,
Speaker 1: and it's running through on an I thank you. I
Speaker 1: need that, I need that, I need I need that. Okay,
Speaker 1: so then we go I can't. Fortunately, so then we
Speaker 1: see Jordan's at home cooking his rubber chicken because he
Speaker 1: hates David. I mean, when they make them play up
Speaker 1: these rivalries. I hate these fake player. Are you still
Speaker 1: looking for Becca? I hate it the first time. Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go, we found it. Let's see this. This
Speaker 1: is Garrett, and this is would you take his name? Here?
Speaker 1: I'm watching it right now. Here we go. Also, I
Speaker 1: hope I'm not wrong about no, you're not here? We go?
Speaker 1: Here we go, Here we go, so conscious about my choices.
Speaker 1: The season ends, we learned the last names of the individual.
Speaker 1: How do you pronounce your last name? You're going, okay,
Speaker 1: are you taking that? You're not going to take that name?
Speaker 1: Are you? We've talked about maybe hyphenating it, but that's
Speaker 1: that's even you're going. It's like, I don't think our
Speaker 1: kids are gonna be able to pronounce that. No, you're
Speaker 1: gonna have to have really smart kids if you who Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: maybe go with Becca's last name? Is that? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I told you, yeah, I told you feminist exactly. It
Speaker 1: preached me out the way he handled that. I agree,
Speaker 1: you don't push it, Yeah, I told you. Actually he
Speaker 1: would break up with her over that if she was like,
Speaker 1: why we take my last name? And then his family
Speaker 1: would drive down the mountain four times a week to
Speaker 1: comfort him. Make fun of him for saying I love
Speaker 1: you Grandma. Did they also afterwards? Did they also in
Speaker 1: the after the final Rose talk about the rose busts
Speaker 1: and like his worker his like Migrato, that was horrible?
Speaker 1: They were They're like Carlos is tending to it, like
Speaker 1: why don't you go fucking water your plan? What does
Speaker 1: Carlos who you want to throw their kids over the wall?
Speaker 1: Why does Carlos pretty toned out? I didn't like that, Tanna,
Speaker 1: What did you do? What I to say about a
Speaker 1: family from Manticat? Not much? Sorry, that was fucked up.
Speaker 1: That sounds like a song though, girl for me Panima
Speaker 1: family fromta It's like such an aggressively red area in
Speaker 1: central California, Like I expect. He's the guy from Han
Speaker 1: He's he thinks song about Garrett the park Land suit?
Speaker 1: What is it? What is that actor? Body? Sweet? And
Speaker 1: he loves Dolph? She horribly poor Carlos Crols is like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, fuck Garrett? Am I right team Blake?
Speaker 1: Carl's wearing a Team Blake and he's talking to where
Speaker 1: his family is Like this fucking kid is barking at
Speaker 1: the vacuum cleaner and he won at the Bachelor of
Speaker 1: we're talking about I know what's talking happened, but while
Speaker 1: we're talking about Blake, I actually do feel that Will
Speaker 1: should have been the Bachelor. He's yesty, handsome. That's what's
Speaker 1: great about this first episode as you see his personality
Speaker 1: totally and immediately I'm on board. I felt a little
Speaker 1: bit like he was playing it up. I felt a
Speaker 1: little bit like and it was like guys like can
Speaker 1: backflippa day? I did you know? I love my Will
Speaker 1: Barnesdowe Park? I did? Is how where they were? His
Speaker 1: whole thing was that Barnesville Park. I was like, Okay.
Speaker 1: I felt like in the same way that Chris is
Speaker 1: like the Goose, I'm the stoey Goose. I felt like
Speaker 1: Wolves is like, no, I have a personality, I'm fun,
Speaker 1: I'm crazy. I did I'm gonna be Cookie and poke
Speaker 1: us told them before, like you really have to show
Speaker 1: your personality or something, because this is the show that
Speaker 1: they actually get paid on, and this is like what
Speaker 1: separates the men from the boys of like, are you
Speaker 1: gonna be able to make a career out of this
Speaker 1: for a couple of years? And by the way, what
Speaker 1: a surprise that it seems like that guy Joe is
Speaker 1: going to Oh I love and I thought he was
Speaker 1: so handsome from the original when he was the first
Speaker 1: he appeals. He he's a guy that physically, I know
Speaker 1: his styling when he first went on I didn't like.
Speaker 1: But in bat in Paradise, I like the styling. I
Speaker 1: like more relaxed. Job me too. He's a catch. He
Speaker 1: looks like a like an actor like Robert Denier when
Speaker 1: they were young, one of those kind of rustick, like
Speaker 1: totally like Italian nerd. Yeah, he's like he is like
Speaker 1: Denira when he was. He's like a less doch Adrian Grena,
Speaker 1: Like he's going to grow into being a very adsome
Speaker 1: older man. That's just perfect. Tanna, get off the poor No, no,
Speaker 1: I love a good old Tenna's red. That's right, it's
Speaker 1: not good. When she says she's got a new quest
Speaker 1: for in Lesson, it's not actually at the barn. It's
Speaker 1: like an old school medicine ball in a gymnasium. She's
Speaker 1: got like full flash dance out of the last thing
Speaker 1: you want to do. Also is drive in front of
Speaker 1: Tanna because she is a jerk. Can you talk about
Speaker 1: road race? So she's a jerk. She'll tailgate you. She'll
Speaker 1: tailgate you. She has a huge drives a huge Statewood
Speaker 1: station wagon. Yeah. One time and I guess I cut
Speaker 1: her off. I didn't notice that I did. And I
Speaker 1: looked over and she was literally holding a knight like
Speaker 1: she was going to kill. She has a bumper skicker
Speaker 1: that says, my other car is a broom. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: like stickers, and they all contradict each other. They're all
Speaker 1: conservative ideals with with a lot of she believes in
Speaker 1: like witches, um, and she did believes in like crystals
Speaker 1: and like like energy healing places. But she's very make
Speaker 1: America great again. It was like pro burning the witch.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, definite. Yeah. She wants to always throw people
Speaker 1: in a pool and see if they float. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: very Don't let her get you near water because she'll
Speaker 1: try to see if you flat or not. Okay, so
Speaker 1: then not even a jacuzy. Somebody said, I'm really misinterpreted.
Speaker 1: That was um Jordan's I'm interested now you know this
Speaker 1: was the Producers. He goes, I'm really looking forward to
Speaker 1: meet Antealie. She's a little ray of sunshine. She was
Speaker 1: the one that's like she was like, oh, It was
Speaker 1: really triggering for me. She didn't want to meet Annalie's.
Speaker 1: He just thought would be funny of Jordan's like Dantelie.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's clear. She was the one who, like, hey,
Speaker 1: traumatized every bit, just weather dog weather. Yeah, the bumper cars.
Speaker 1: She was scared of a bunch of puppies, being like, hey,
Speaker 1: she was such a buzzcar. Okay, So then there was
Speaker 1: sand thunder, what is that? There was guys with red hair. Oh,
Speaker 1: she's afraid of guys with red hair, So I'm afraid
Speaker 1: of thunder. I'm afraid of I'm afraid of guys with
Speaker 1: red hair. She's afraid of sunburns. She's never been a
Speaker 1: huge fan of birds, just making That's the thing. I
Speaker 1: was like, at this point, you actually are rag, but
Speaker 1: now you're like playing the part of the drag that
Speaker 1: you're like, you're not a good improvised because that's like,
Speaker 1: if you're going to have a fun fear, I have
Speaker 1: a fear of Tanna. Don't have a fear of thunder.
Speaker 1: Everyone is a fear of Tanna. Tanna is well Tanna,
Speaker 1: like if she loves you and she loves men, Tanna
Speaker 1: loves men. She loves a man that gives her any attention.
Speaker 1: She loves. She's a little furably old she loves and
Speaker 1: older loves a really she loves like like Anna Nicole
Speaker 1: Smith and in a wheelchair. She loves. She Actually some
Speaker 1: people call her the Angel of Death, but she thinks
Speaker 1: of herself as the angel of death. But in fact
Speaker 1: she's a black widow. Yeah, she volunteers. She's a candy
Speaker 1: striper in a local nursing home. She has the only
Speaker 1: movie she'll watch, his Memoirs of the Gay Shop. And
Speaker 1: she actually has a full bondage room in her house.
Speaker 1: That's funny. I actually, back when I was in high school,
Speaker 1: saw Metmore's of a Geisha being filmed because they came
Speaker 1: to Sacramento and they sent because the Sacramento edition because
Speaker 1: we have like an old Sacramento where it's all literally
Speaker 1: old school. They haven't changed. Also, we shot at like
Speaker 1: the rail station to be like, look it's the old
Speaker 1: went to Geisha like Sacramento, California. Oh my god. Um okay,
Speaker 1: So then we have the meatball, we have bbs. She's horned.
Speaker 1: She's she's not even I don't think she's playing it up.
Speaker 1: She is she goes if if my ass gets blurred,
Speaker 1: then I'm doing I'm doing it right my body. I
Speaker 1: have to listen to my vagina very carefully. She's very
Speaker 1: she is the queen over here. I love how fucking
Speaker 1: she on her Instagram. She's never not on a yacht,
Speaker 1: she's never not in the because she's living like a
Speaker 1: great life. She is living her best life. She's living
Speaker 1: the bikini life. She only picked bikini Gloria, I mean Biby.
Speaker 1: She's the best winner games. Really really, she gave her confidence.
Speaker 1: It was really wonderful. I'm a I am too now.
Speaker 1: Laura not Aaron named her the meat ball. Yes that's right,
Speaker 1: and I hope she's not offended by that. But it
Speaker 1: was more like, hey, I said, have the telescope by here,
Speaker 1: and you didn't competition, But that was why. Yeah, she's
Speaker 1: down to like do she's down to like Yeah, she's
Speaker 1: to her head strong wills. I'm gonna loosen up. I'm
Speaker 1: going to be energetic. If you say that either just
Speaker 1: do it, don't say it. I'm gonna be this. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be like. I was so serious, had the eye
Speaker 1: on the prize. I was focused. I was like, but
Speaker 1: does he actually have her personality or is he just
Speaker 1: kind of a fun stoner. I'll tell you the opposite
Speaker 1: of personality wells, I mean I can't, I can't smiley
Speaker 1: eyes though he smiling so good look, But could we
Speaker 1: argue his personality is his leather jacket. So if you
Speaker 1: removed that from the equation, what is he here? I
Speaker 1: mean I thought, you know, you know, I love my
Speaker 1: wor you're you're a well gal, you're a well scal
Speaker 1: I thought he was. I actually felt like this season
Speaker 1: he was more himself than he was last year with
Speaker 1: the puppets and stuff. Yeah that was weird. Um last
Speaker 1: year was hard there, everybody was in a bottom. Last
Speaker 1: year wasn't the right year. Okay, so let me have
Speaker 1: Tia fucking Tia and the cold and cold and cold
Speaker 1: and Colton. Yeah that drove me crazy, but also funck
Speaker 1: him will get there. But like, let's get there. Let's
Speaker 1: get there, you know what, Let's just get to it
Speaker 1: because because by the way, I don't want this to
Speaker 1: go on for about two more episodes and than I've
Speaker 1: done with the story. Let's just talk about it, because
Speaker 1: this is so boring just introducing people. Let's just talk
Speaker 1: about she's the first one there. I do you think
Speaker 1: she actually knew Raven or they just found another girl
Speaker 1: in Archestal that looks like Raven and they knew America
Speaker 1: loved Raven. She's not from Weener, she didn't grew up
Speaker 1: a weener. Yeah, no, I think no, I think she
Speaker 1: knew Raven. I think they both like live in the
Speaker 1: big city, little Rock or something. They look identical. Ravens
Speaker 1: much more charming. I don't. I'm not a tea fan. No,
Speaker 1: I'm not either. It's it was too by the way,
Speaker 1: Like I'm also just a little embarrassed for her if
Speaker 1: he didn't reach out to you after he left, like
Speaker 1: leave it alone. Stop, How do you want to come
Speaker 1: across like this? And it is like you couldn't even
Speaker 1: have a relationship. It sounds like they have like one weekend.
Speaker 1: He should have walked in there though. When he finally
Speaker 1: arrived after she was like kept staring at the stairway.
Speaker 1: She just chew her mouth and every show she's like
Speaker 1: teeth bigger than normal, They're huge, and even what's his
Speaker 1: name pointed it out because you've got really big teeth.
Speaker 1: Miracle season Eric Eric Eric. He was the second one
Speaker 1: to arrive and he goes, you've got really He goes,
Speaker 1: you have really straight teeth. But I think what it
Speaker 1: what it was was your teeth at really noticeable. Because
Speaker 1: they're a giant new I feel like they've got their
Speaker 1: teeth done, They've got their tips and their teeth and
Speaker 1: so many jobs, so many teeth jobs. I just feel
Speaker 1: like I don't know why for his goal should have
Speaker 1: been coming in and he's so weak and actually so
Speaker 1: unattractive because I feel like, use the strength that you've
Speaker 1: used to keep your virginity to walking up to immediately
Speaker 1: saying kind of talk to you for a second and
Speaker 1: just saying I want us to both have a good time.
Speaker 1: It's not going to happen. I changed. I think he
Speaker 1: strength for the virgin. I think he's terrified of sex.
Speaker 1: I think he doesn't want to have sex. And I
Speaker 1: think he's such a fame Moore that he knows that
Speaker 1: if he plays this Tia thing out, he'll be a
Speaker 1: more crucial storyline. I don't think it's actually about any
Speaker 1: of the ladies Tanna Oh. Also, I think that he
Speaker 1: feels like if he loses his virginity, he's not going
Speaker 1: to be interesting anymore. I agree, right, and it's not
Speaker 1: hot and his virginity will only be interesting me again
Speaker 1: to me again on the day he loses this crying
Speaker 1: as eat about so hard to be a football player
Speaker 1: was to either stop talking trying to be like the
Speaker 1: male Ashley I and it's not. It's not a good
Speaker 1: road to pick because we we we liked him so
Speaker 1: much when he first came up with that, with the
Speaker 1: dog and the charity, and like he seems so, he
Speaker 1: was so likable and he was very honest, like he
Speaker 1: told her a lot of things upfront, like I really
Speaker 1: like you, here's my deal, here's what's happened, and the
Speaker 1: thing happened. He was so forthcoming, Yes, but maybe he
Speaker 1: wasn't He might. I think he might have been lying.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe it was his Dr Pepper moment. Also, if
Speaker 1: Tia had done I think you're right. I think he was,
Speaker 1: like because if Tia had, if that had if he
Speaker 1: had done that and his slate was clean, and she
Speaker 1: talked to Becca, you'd go in like, I wish you
Speaker 1: hadn't done that. You're going to address it only he
Speaker 1: addressed it to camera but not to her. I think
Speaker 1: they're all lying. I think I don't think he did.
Speaker 1: He didn't. I think they're all lying. I think this
Speaker 1: was the plan the whole time. I think the I
Speaker 1: think they thought she was going to be about Starrette,
Speaker 1: and when she wasn't, He's enough of a fame war
Speaker 1: that he went on and they and they agreed to
Speaker 1: meet in Paradise, and so he had to panic and like,
Speaker 1: do you need to fuck her in the Fantasy see please? No,
Speaker 1: Tanna no. That was my original theorist. It's kind of
Speaker 1: convenient that she showed up right before Fantasy Sweets and
Speaker 1: was liked. So let's talk about it. So everybody shows up.
Speaker 1: Everybody shows up. We got Chelsea the single John from
Speaker 1: San Francisco. He's my favorite person to ever be on
Speaker 1: because he reminds me so much of my brother and
Speaker 1: my brother's friends. My brother win every he will win
Speaker 1: Mary and every Mary f kill game I ever played
Speaker 1: for the rest of my life. I love him. And
Speaker 1: he's so adorable and and his like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: look at her hair. Like he's like the nerdy, adorable
Speaker 1: guy that got to go to Paradise. He's like, look
Speaker 1: at the ladies, this is great. He's so cute. He
Speaker 1: was so cute when he did the axe game. Like,
Speaker 1: he's just so likable. Yeah, he's also there to push
Speaker 1: a personality. I love him. Yeah, he's great. He's like
Speaker 1: the nerd that got let into like the hot Kid club.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, for sure, he's adorable. Okay, So they go
Speaker 1: on a date and um, all right, let's talk. Let's
Speaker 1: start out because Paradise is all over the place. So
Speaker 1: so Ta gets the first rose. Colton hasn't arrived yet.
Speaker 1: She's so pissed and she got the first rose. It's like, um,
Speaker 1: and then she picks Christ picks the psycho, who's like me.
Speaker 1: He's so attractive to me. He's so gross. All these
Speaker 1: guys are wearing like plunging necklines. I have to say
Speaker 1: there is something a little I think I am not
Speaker 1: attracted to Chris, but part of me gets it because
Speaker 1: there's something dangerous about him. Yeah, head, yeah, exactly. That
Speaker 1: You're like, this could be fun Mexico for a couple
Speaker 1: of days, exactly, and then they would bang. They would
Speaker 1: be bang bus sters accidentally and quotes pushes you down
Speaker 1: a flight of stairs during that's that's that's that's that's
Speaker 1: that's staying too long after the first eleven minutes of
Speaker 1: this lifetime movie. You don't need to see the rest.
Speaker 1: Um So, did they go out and they actually hit
Speaker 1: it off and he's like, I'm thirty, I'm ready for this.
Speaker 1: She's like me too. Oh my god, Colten, anybody that
Speaker 1: has to be like Brian who who? It's like she
Speaker 1: was so clearly that, I mean, the producers really did
Speaker 1: a good job and fucking with her. And then so
Speaker 1: she's I mean like her mind was like melting. And
Speaker 1: then they were like tongue kissing at breakfast, just like
Speaker 1: she and Chris were like actively tongue kissing. Is it
Speaker 1: so hot in here? I'm crazy? They were like tongue
Speaker 1: kissing at breakfast until bump bump bomb, the weepiest virgin
Speaker 1: since Ashley I lost her virginity. They just passed the
Speaker 1: weepy virgin Baton shows up and he immediately asked to
Speaker 1: talk to Kendall, Who's basically like, what the funck? Bro? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Kendall to me is just I don't even she's someone
Speaker 1: I just actually don't get. Like, I think she's really
Speaker 1: pretty and she's she's a great personality, I guess, but
Speaker 1: like she's bizarre. That's what I like about she's kind working.
Speaker 1: What I like about Kendall is that she's no nonsense
Speaker 1: and she actually seems to have like a sense of
Speaker 1: right and wrong and kind of called him out and
Speaker 1: was like, why are you talking to me? Like she did.
Speaker 1: I guess I didn't because I feel like another lady
Speaker 1: would be like, oh, hi Colton, and like Kendall's actually
Speaker 1: kind of like Raven in that way where I feel
Speaker 1: like Kendall's fairly like. I think she has a clear
Speaker 1: sense of like she actually seems like she has some integrity. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's not playing the game. She's sort of like, why
Speaker 1: did you come to me? What about Tea? She actually
Speaker 1: called him out and he's like, oh, the day. And
Speaker 1: then he went to go talk to Angela Crystal Right
Speaker 1: and Angela Angela Angela has she's got the hair that
Speaker 1: what's her name had that that Jared was obsessed with Kayla.
Speaker 1: She's got the Kayla hair. She's gotten like hot hot
Speaker 1: set roller hair, thick, like like she puts like hot
Speaker 1: rollers in. Definitely I tried to do that. I couldn't
Speaker 1: do it. Um. Yeah, she's got like bouncy breck hair. Yes,
Speaker 1: if she were blind, it would look like fair you
Speaker 1: or like Blair from Facts of Like. Okay, so, um,
Speaker 1: Tanna that I know the young Tanna doesn't know that
Speaker 1: there was a show back in the day, but old
Speaker 1: Tann loved it alright, rest in power? Okay. So then
Speaker 1: I just flipped ahead and I was in Australia. I
Speaker 1: just saw the word flow written down. Okay. So then, um,
Speaker 1: so then let's talk about Let's talk about grocery store
Speaker 1: Joe for a second. He's a hot commodity. He's a
Speaker 1: hot commodity, a small business owner. He's adorable, and he's
Speaker 1: just a guy. He's just like, oh, can I talk
Speaker 1: to you for a second? Okay, he's talking a kindle
Speaker 1: can he And he's like, oh, why do you want
Speaker 1: to know? I don't hang, I don't picnic, I just
Speaker 1: don't like pick name. And he is the perfect example
Speaker 1: of attractive white eyed like Colton is also white eyed.
Speaker 1: But it's just like annoying, but you always like no way.
Speaker 1: I almost feel like because Joe missed the entire show,
Speaker 1: like he actually hasn't been on it yet, so there's
Speaker 1: no part of it. It's almost like, oh wow, just
Speaker 1: you know he went on and get rejected and here
Speaker 1: I am in Mexico. I got my brother watching The Storable.
Speaker 1: I'm down here. This is much better than my Australia
Speaker 1: said for me too, I think, oh you dead. Wow,
Speaker 1: that's not I don't know. I don't. I don't like that.
Speaker 1: You should come see it, Chris sera, do you seem
Speaker 1: like a nice guy. I just don't know you that well. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh hi Chris, Yeah, I just haven't. He isn't it
Speaker 1: where we have met? He's adorable? He Oh my god. Okay,
Speaker 1: so dumb Chris. Well, she's going on a date with Colton.
Speaker 1: Chris goes, she needs to stay on the virgin Ship.
Speaker 1: She can't stand the virgin Ship. She needs to jump
Speaker 1: ship to Goose ship. You can't like you can't give
Speaker 1: yourself the nickname ship to Goose. Jordan's said this was
Speaker 1: Chris's personal Vietnam. Oh my god, that was amazing. I
Speaker 1: loved that. I loved that. That whole like situation was
Speaker 1: a mess. I loved. I loved Jordan talking to Annelie
Speaker 1: and David walking up and just giving him a nice
Speaker 1: firm handshake. Yeah, Jordans, nice to see you. Good to
Speaker 1: see you don't like about Jordan too, is he really
Speaker 1: just calls it out like I don't think he's a genius,
Speaker 1: but I do think he has a pure heart. And
Speaker 1: the way he saw he's like he strolled like fifty
Speaker 1: yards across the beach to the day bed to like
Speaker 1: handshake and go good to see you. Like he pointed out,
Speaker 1: what is what is more awkward than walking in the
Speaker 1: sand towards someone walking towards you and awkward? It really is?
Speaker 1: Um okay with it? Kendall who said that her dad
Speaker 1: or her grandma somebody said, don't get on the day bed.
Speaker 1: Let's be really cute. Don't get on the day bed. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't know where those Her mom is right, don't
Speaker 1: get in that, David, So think um the hot mom,
Speaker 1: Chelsea and Nick get on the day bed. And he's like,
Speaker 1: I'm just your smoke show, your smoke show. Chris also
Speaker 1: called Chris called Tia a smoke show. I think that
Speaker 1: word smoke show is funny if we say it show
Speaker 1: from like a real bro is disgusted. No, it's like
Speaker 1: protect your drink. Yeah, let's protect your drink. Don't let
Speaker 1: it get Yeah, like we can somebody drink like this? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I just like I want to start saying it. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I want to say Maddie J of the Australia, can
Speaker 1: Google drive on the Facebook page show people can watch.
Speaker 1: There's gotta be a way to get permission from our gifter. Gifter,
Speaker 1: if you're listening, can we, without naming our gifter, put
Speaker 1: this on our Ivanka? Can we put this on our Facebook?
Speaker 1: Been so generous to us, Vanka, think here's so much
Speaker 1: for taking time. Thank you for sending all that extra
Speaker 1: clothes from your clothing line to us. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: my mom and Nashville. She goes, oh, I love this blazer,
Speaker 1: but it's an older blanket drop that's hilarious. I was like, Mom,
Speaker 1: and I was like, wow, she just because she didn't
Speaker 1: make a sensible blazer. Mom, She goes, She goes, I
Speaker 1: love a blazer. You just pack, you just put it
Speaker 1: in your bag. And she goes, you always look sharp
Speaker 1: put together. I was like, only I knew she was
Speaker 1: wearing a Vonka trump place tone of some sort. It
Speaker 1: was she know, we marines don't look good at nude.
Speaker 1: What it watches you that you gotta put a little
Speaker 1: blusher on Anna. You don't want to look like a
Speaker 1: drip barket at the vacuum cleaner with no blusher on it.
Speaker 1: And in a camera you could wear a camera blow
Speaker 1: but not up top of watches us marine's out. You
Speaker 1: need some blusher, some bronzer, some ruge. You need can
Speaker 1: you little? Yes, you need a little. You need to
Speaker 1: look like a child's porcelain doll. You need to look
Speaker 1: like a Marianette, like like like Pinocchio. Convinced um, okay.
Speaker 1: So then he goes, I thought we were your Chris
Speaker 1: the Smoke Show. Uh, you're not a virgin. You've got
Speaker 1: great hair product? What is that? Oh? I guess was
Speaker 1: he calling? What that was? I don't know. He just
Speaker 1: does his hair. Will you've got great hair? Put? Did
Speaker 1: he see that? To his face? Yeah? Because Jordan's obsessed
Speaker 1: with products, so that's his only does. He doesn't know
Speaker 1: how to fully compliment someone like Chris and Nick. Nick was,
Speaker 1: oh my god, he goes, he was complimenting him because
Speaker 1: you're not she's gonna pick you. You're not a virgin,
Speaker 1: You've got great hair. I love him, Yeah, I love him.
Speaker 1: That's so sweet. That was a big gift. That was
Speaker 1: a present that he gave him. And Nick said something
Speaker 1: really interesting and he's like, yeah, she's getting your sloppy segundos,
Speaker 1: which I was like, that was just this episode the
Speaker 1: slop kind I was like talking about we call the
Speaker 1: Smoke Show or the sloppy Secundas. I think sloppy Scanda
Speaker 1: might be the way. Can we have somebody on a vault?
Speaker 1: Definitely full split, full split somebody. It's got to be
Speaker 1: like sloppy. It's gotta be that Nick with like Shark
Speaker 1: guys doing doing the splits with smoking and Avonka Trump
Speaker 1: Lazer doing the splits on a on all vault. Okay, um,
Speaker 1: so then we let's see if we missed any Oh hey,
Speaker 1: so Nick, I'm super attracted to you. Um oh god,
Speaker 1: I really want to meet out with you right now.
Speaker 1: She goes, I'm going to bed, Chelsea. He's like, you
Speaker 1: want me to walk you part of the way. He goes,
Speaker 1: He goes, Chelsea's a snack. Chelsea's a snack. Chelseas to
Speaker 1: kill you in your sleeve. We call her a snack.
Speaker 1: Put a pillow over your face if you Chelsea. Now
Speaker 1: did show you that she had no personality when they
Speaker 1: did the fun things in the intro and she's just
Speaker 1: drinking a drink and the like opening credits. If you're
Speaker 1: just standing there drinking and you're not doing anything, you're
Speaker 1: kind of a dud. I have to say, there's nothing, though,
Speaker 1: gives me more satisfaction than a guy like Nick. Like
Speaker 1: a guy like that getting rejected. Didn't you say, like,
Speaker 1: no one's ever gone to sleep one hang out because
Speaker 1: your coolest shit, Chelsea's a snack. A woman that has
Speaker 1: a child doesn't really bother me at all. I think
Speaker 1: I'd be a great role model. And then he burst
Speaker 1: into laughter and he goes because tonsn't even stand. You know,
Speaker 1: it's Brian, She's a smoke show. I'm super attracted to you.
Speaker 1: What I fucking like? He's just like walking. He laughed
Speaker 1: about the role model thing, and he was like, not really,
Speaker 1: and then he goes, no, I would. He is a lawyer,
Speaker 1: but a garbage bag. He's a bill bot. It's completely unemployable.
Speaker 1: You've been you've been injured on the job. You know
Speaker 1: you calling me, it's me Nick. Your smoke shaw, don't
Speaker 1: get your slappies of goods and your lawyers. It's me Nick.
Speaker 1: Don't go to Tanna. My ex wife's a lot liar,
Speaker 1: walking gunnery. Oh my god, Oh my god. Okay, Crystal,
Speaker 1: oh seventh, Kevin Man, you're the hottest girl here. He
Speaker 1: was grosser this time. He's a little too, is a
Speaker 1: little too. He was horned dog. You're the hottest girl here.
Speaker 1: I have to say, I feel like you're hotter that.
Speaker 1: It's like you picked the craziest ladies. You went for
Speaker 1: Ashley I and he likes them crazy, like create, like
Speaker 1: like like bang at the moon, like like crazy crazy.
Speaker 1: Those are the two. Those are the two crazy. What
Speaker 1: are you looking at? I'm confirming that Nick was actually
Speaker 1: a lawyer, and I didn't just say that. Okay, so
Speaker 1: then is that true? You can tell us in a second.
Speaker 1: So then they go Tienne called we hung out in
Speaker 1: l a one weekend. They're on a yacht. It's like, yes,
Speaker 1: So that proves that how really insane it's so and
Speaker 1: also how unsympathetic. Get over it, just get over it.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah. He has an attorney from Orlando, Florida, and
Speaker 1: this was his biography, Nick loving attorney with a zest
Speaker 1: for life. When he's not winning trials, you can catch
Speaker 1: him in his signature's track suits being the life of
Speaker 1: the party. Nick is a self proclaimed weekend warrior who
Speaker 1: loves brunches, barbecues in the beach. That guy is you know,
Speaker 1: he trims his pubes in the grossest manner. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I've said three times on this show and everyone loved us.
Speaker 1: Can I just say, Beverly D'Angelo listens to our show
Speaker 1: and this is a shout out to you, Beverly. Beverly
Speaker 1: if you're listening, the brilliant, the brilliant she's on in statual,
Speaker 1: she's wonderful. I love her. Beverly. If you actually watch
Speaker 1: The Bachelor and you want to come on, we would
Speaker 1: love to have you. It will be so upset if
Speaker 1: I'm not here. Of course you're going to be here.
Speaker 1: Love that lady. We'll invite her at every episode until
Speaker 1: she says great, all right, we're gonna wrap up this one.
Speaker 1: You gotta join Patreon here. Brian and I and Tanna
Speaker 1: talking about Maddie Jay on Australia trying on Australia neccess.
Speaker 1: What are you hoping who's going to get engaged this season?
Speaker 1: Give me two people go okay on Bachelor in Paradise Okay,
Speaker 1: um engaged? Fuck? I feel like what's his face from
Speaker 1: Canada seventh, Kevin seventh, Kevin and Crystal will because he
Speaker 1: just wants it like he's ready to propose. Actually it's
Speaker 1: te Oh god, um what about Okay? What about Nick? Yes?
Speaker 1: And no one's going to go like that? Okay, what
Speaker 1: t toke that happen? What? Okay? Colton and and Leo coming?
Speaker 1: We have grocery store Joe. Okay, I'm gonna say grocery
Speaker 1: store Joe and Chelsea? Oh, I like that. Who's gonna
Speaker 1: get engaged? Tanna? Maybe? I don't know. It doesn't seem
Speaker 1: like anyone's feeling anyone. Maybe Kendall and grocery store Joe. Yeah,
Speaker 1: grocery store Joe. Yeah, they vibed a little yeah? Or
Speaker 1: John oh Man, I love John. We haven't and Carly,
Speaker 1: John and Ta sort of makes sense together in a
Speaker 1: weird way. She likes Colton, she's not gonna like John.
Speaker 1: Maybe like Astrid and oh, Astrid, Astrod and Eric. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I really just threw that, you guys. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna say grocery store Joe. No, I'm going to say.
Speaker 1: I don't even know who's there. I can't even remember
Speaker 1: the Canadian Who are the men? The Canadian Nick Colton,
Speaker 1: Um Wills, Wills, Wills and Wills and Asterrid Wills and
Speaker 1: Kendall like that. I would like that. That's a cool couple. Well, um, Tanna, Brian,
Speaker 1: you're coming back next week with Lauren. It's so we
Speaker 1: will have just sold our show. We will have just
Speaker 1: sold our show. We've already celebrated. We would go to
Speaker 1: the go to celebrate. We'll go to celebrate, and Insatia
Speaker 1: will have already been everybody's computers will have gone double
Speaker 1: time over the weekend, and I will We'll get picked
Speaker 1: up and I will get bumped up to be a
Speaker 1: regular to pay for my rest of my FU. And
Speaker 1: if I know Art and I know that, she'll never
Speaker 1: speak to us again. Oh my god, I can't wait.
Speaker 1: I'm only going to hang out with I'm only going
Speaker 1: to hang out with the cast of Um. I don't
Speaker 1: know vanderp Yes, I don't even know who that is.
Speaker 1: I don't either, But it's a stay, can't you. I
Speaker 1: can't even think of, like, who would be? Who do
Speaker 1: people want to hang out with? Yeah? I don't know.
Speaker 1: How about the Lord from the Kardashians, Scott dis I've
Speaker 1: got to go right to Scott dissac. I can't wait
Speaker 1: for to get picked up birthday party. Yes, we're very tight.
Speaker 1: We're very tight, you know. She she just she loved
Speaker 1: my work on the new Hampshire State Lottery commercial. Some
Speaker 1: things that really worked out well. I I've that vault
Speaker 1: is not going to ride itself. You guys, um, I
Speaker 1: will see you in one week. We would be discussing
Speaker 1: two episodes Monday and Tuesday and then Australia. What a
Speaker 1: commitment we've made, guys. We've really dug ourselves into a whole.
Speaker 1: But it's a fun hole. It's the most fun hole.
Speaker 1: Speaking of fun holes, enjoy Bathroom Paradise. Oh it's class week.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Tweeter of the Week. Tweeter of the week.
Speaker 1: Oh and there's some been some fun emails and some
Speaker 1: fun I tunes reviews. We're gonna do that. Okay, this
Speaker 1: is true of the week. This is sort of Ryan
Speaker 1: James Houston, Hi, Bachelor in Paradise. Me again. If this
Speaker 1: game that you clearly manufactured for Tea and Colton doesn't
Speaker 1: pay off with them living in love, I swear I
Speaker 1: will drive to that beach and take several ships in
Speaker 1: various places on locations the day before next season. I
Speaker 1: wish he said love Lincoln. I'm just gonna tag that.
Speaker 1: That'll be a tag team tweet. Number two Cheyenne Constant,
Speaker 1: Canadian Kevin was into Ashley I and now into Crystal.
Speaker 1: Someone likes him unhinged True story. Number three Sarah Elizabeth
Speaker 1: at Mama Bird Sarah, it seems to me that every
Speaker 1: Top three Bachelor girl pick is offered a choice between
Speaker 1: psychological counseling and new tips when they're kicked off and
Speaker 1: when they come to paradise. It is very obvious which
Speaker 1: hopson most of them have jews. That is really that's
Speaker 1: really intuitive. That's okay. Number four Cheyenne Constant. Can we
Speaker 1: get to this one on one so that we can
Speaker 1: see Tia longing for Colton and Chris longing for his
Speaker 1: dad's attention? Okay? Number five Cheyenne Constant kind of bummed
Speaker 1: the yacht wasn't named Becca. It would have been a
Speaker 1: full circle moment. They added Tia playing all right, and
Speaker 1: the final one Suzanne b at Mrs sum nous Um
Speaker 1: Jordan and Analyst Predictions, King and Queen of Clear River, Florida,
Speaker 1: Home of the Manatee. Al Right, So I'm gonna nominate
Speaker 1: for the final two. Um, I think you tell me?
Speaker 1: What do you think? Okay? Okay, for sure? This ship one?
Speaker 1: And then oh yeah, okay, yeah yeah, okay, Sona, Okay,
Speaker 1: so we're gonna go take no please? Oh god, I
Speaker 1: hope we are so like we get blinded by that's
Speaker 1: because we've had the hand in filtering. So you should
Speaker 1: be the one who picks the final tip Democrat. She
Speaker 1: picks fifteen. I picked five. You pick it down to two.
Speaker 1: It's okay, here we go, okay, Ryan James Houston, Hi,
Speaker 1: Bachelor in Paradise. Me again. If this game that you
Speaker 1: clearly manufactured for Tea and Colton doesn't pay off with
Speaker 1: them leaving in love, I swear I will drive to
Speaker 1: that beach and take several ships in various places on
Speaker 1: location the day before the next season. Funny and Sarah
Speaker 1: Elizabeth at Mama Verde. Sarah seems to me that every
Speaker 1: Top three Bachelor Pick girl is offered a choice between
Speaker 1: psychological counseling and new tips when they're kicked off and
Speaker 1: when they come to Paradise. It is very obvious which
Speaker 1: option most of them have chosen. Tanna, I'm gonna say tits, Brian,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say ship tiebreaker. I'm gonna go tits seriously,
Speaker 1: Mama Verde Sarah like us on. Oh come on, just
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Speaker 1: I like the show better and I love doing the podcast,
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Speaker 1: takes about twenty minutes into the episode to actually get
Speaker 1: them talking about the show itself, and they've been so
Speaker 1: so many size stories that have gone on way too
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Speaker 1: now it feels like I'm listening to their therapy sessions
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Speaker 1: It's used to be the podcast I was most excited
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Speaker 1: we do some therapy stuff and we do do some
Speaker 1: acting exercises. So we thought one where you guys talked
Speaker 1: about your own loves. Yes, yes, Kyle, we do whin
Speaker 1: Kyle if you When Kyle comes on, we do do
Speaker 1: some therapy stuff and we do do some fun. We
Speaker 1: do have fun. I don't know, a lot done against
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