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Hello, 0:03:45.400 --> 0:03:48.640 Oh my god, my favorite show of the year is back, 0:03:48.720 --> 0:03:51.480 and quite honestly, I feel like it's been two years 0:03:51.560 --> 0:03:54.520 because it was tainted last year last and it did 0:03:54.600 --> 0:03:58.640 not disappoint. My name is Arta Marine. I'm sorry for 0:03:58.720 --> 0:04:00.680 the delay and the relief east of this, but I 0:04:00.720 --> 0:04:02.840 could not be more excited by what is about to 0:04:02.840 --> 0:04:06.320 happen with me as a man who's sexy with a 0:04:06.400 --> 0:04:12.320 mustache or without, who is set. I'm a little dirtier 0:04:12.360 --> 0:04:15.960 with it. You're a little You're a lot dirtier. He Also, 0:04:16.400 --> 0:04:19.840 if you guys are on Patreon, we are about to 0:04:20.000 --> 0:04:25.200 start reviewing Bachelor Australia. We've just watched the first episode. 0:04:25.800 --> 0:04:30.760 I mean, it was so good, It's so good. And 0:04:30.800 --> 0:04:36.280 the bachelor is so much hotter than our bachelor want 0:04:36.360 --> 0:04:40.000 to and he was sweet. Oh my god, you heard 0:04:40.040 --> 0:04:43.240 the nodding of Tanna. Tanna, Sanna with a Tanna, are 0:04:43.320 --> 0:04:46.520 you well? Thank you so much for having me, Tanna. 0:04:46.720 --> 0:04:50.719 I like your shirt. Thanks. I made into a crop top. 0:04:50.839 --> 0:04:53.000 Oh my god, I love a craptop. I went shopping. 0:04:53.040 --> 0:04:55.480 I don't want to brag, guys. I went to Marshalls 0:04:55.600 --> 0:04:57.679 and I got myself some cute. This is a twelve 0:04:57.720 --> 0:05:01.800 dollar top from Marshall's a cute. It's great, you make it. 0:05:02.800 --> 0:05:04.880 Oh my god, I have three que tops and Marshals 0:05:04.880 --> 0:05:06.800 that I got. I went on like a deep dive 0:05:06.880 --> 0:05:10.440 Marshalls bender. Everything was twelve ninety nine. I got all 0:05:10.440 --> 0:05:13.880 the tops. I think they'll carry an odor with them 0:05:13.920 --> 0:05:16.200 even if I wash or dry clean them, so that 0:05:17.880 --> 0:05:21.000 one summer thing on, one and done. But I think, honestly, 0:05:21.000 --> 0:05:23.400 I would have never guessed Marshalls. Thank you. You gotta 0:05:23.440 --> 0:05:26.920 mix and match high low like mod clothes. Thank you. 0:05:27.120 --> 0:05:30.520 I went last night to the Instageable premiere. I went 0:05:30.600 --> 0:05:35.200 high low and I wore my exciting dress. I wore 0:05:35.240 --> 0:05:39.240 pay less shoes and a Goodwill purse. Guys, fabulous. I 0:05:39.279 --> 0:05:42.040 have a plea to our listeners. Okay, first of all, 0:05:42.480 --> 0:05:44.640 the show is so fun. I gotta tell you, I'm 0:05:44.680 --> 0:05:47.640 like I had never seen it. They showed two episodes. 0:05:48.279 --> 0:05:53.599 It's so fun. It's like soapy, campy teen revenge fun. 0:05:54.120 --> 0:05:56.320 Here's the thing. If you like your art marine and 0:05:56.360 --> 0:05:58.320 you want her to not be evicted from her home, 0:05:59.160 --> 0:06:00.760 you don't even have to wat watch it. Here's what 0:06:00.760 --> 0:06:03.719 I learned about Netflix. Apparently you have to watch the 0:06:03.960 --> 0:06:08.039 entire season for it to count. You have. So here's 0:06:08.040 --> 0:06:10.960 my favorite ask when you go to bed tonight, press 0:06:11.080 --> 0:06:13.520 start on the season and just let it go all 0:06:13.560 --> 0:06:16.120 the way through so it logs in as I finished. 0:06:16.120 --> 0:06:18.279 Each household gets one click and then if you want 0:06:18.320 --> 0:06:21.040 to go back and watch it, but will you please 0:06:21.120 --> 0:06:24.000 just have your computer watch it. You gotta get those clicks. 0:06:24.080 --> 0:06:25.840 You just need the clicks. We need the clicks because 0:06:25.839 --> 0:06:28.279 I need a job. I'll do it tonight, will you, Yeah, 0:06:28.320 --> 0:06:29.880 just press play and just let it go through all 0:06:29.920 --> 0:06:31.359 the way and then you can take your time. But 0:06:31.440 --> 0:06:33.800 I'm in. I have the most fun part. I'm in 0:06:33.800 --> 0:06:35.840 the whole thing. So if you would like to watch that, 0:06:35.960 --> 0:06:39.040 begree If you don't, that's fine, does press plays? I 0:06:39.080 --> 0:06:43.480 want to watch it. You have to burn through now. 0:06:43.600 --> 0:06:45.600 But even if it's not for you, maybe make it. 0:06:45.680 --> 0:06:48.040 I also want to say a lot of my fun 0:06:48.160 --> 0:06:51.960 stuff is in the second half of the season, so 0:06:51.960 --> 0:06:55.000 so like if maybe maybe you're like, Okay, we're on 0:06:55.080 --> 0:06:58.160 episode five, I don't know, keep going because there's some 0:06:58.240 --> 0:07:01.440 Shenan's that are coming with me in the Pistol. Rookie 0:07:01.440 --> 0:07:03.679 of the Year Debbie Ryan. So last night at the premiere, 0:07:04.000 --> 0:07:06.160 Debbie Ryan was there and she was telling me how 0:07:06.200 --> 0:07:08.600 she went on like a a publicity tour to New 0:07:08.680 --> 0:07:10.120 York for the show, and they were at like Good 0:07:10.120 --> 0:07:12.240 Morning America and they went to some they went to 0:07:12.320 --> 0:07:15.040 some event with Dallas Roberts was the start, and he 0:07:15.080 --> 0:07:16.800 said that he started. She actually brought this up to 0:07:16.840 --> 0:07:20.160 me that Debbie, they were at this event and they 0:07:20.160 --> 0:07:22.480 were it was like a TV thing and you know, 0:07:22.640 --> 0:07:24.760 like almost like a Live with Regis or whatever when 0:07:24.880 --> 0:07:26.360 Regis isn't on, but you know, they have like the 0:07:26.360 --> 0:07:29.720 audience there, and he said Debbie's Debbie got all flustered 0:07:29.760 --> 0:07:32.400 and her eyes filled with tears because she sawbed Becca 0:07:32.560 --> 0:07:35.320 and Garrett and she got all flustered, and meanwhile, all 0:07:35.360 --> 0:07:37.679 these like young girls are there for Debbie, and Debbie, 0:07:38.080 --> 0:07:40.520 you know, Debbie knows all these celebrities. And Dallas said 0:07:40.560 --> 0:07:43.040 that she was like, oh my god, oh my god. 0:07:43.080 --> 0:07:45.080 And then she went on the show and she was flustered, 0:07:45.120 --> 0:07:47.240 and then the announcer was like, are you okay? And 0:07:47.240 --> 0:07:50.480 then Debbie goes, I've just witnessed her love journey. We've 0:07:50.520 --> 0:07:54.160 created a monster. She met Becca. She said she met Garrett, 0:07:54.200 --> 0:07:57.280 that Garrett was actually really sweet, that he seemed simple 0:07:57.360 --> 0:07:59.960 but sweet, that he didn't his brother signed him up 0:08:00.040 --> 0:08:02.080 for it. But I just love that we That was 0:08:02.320 --> 0:08:05.760 who made Debbie star struck. I also have to say, 0:08:05.800 --> 0:08:08.560 there's nothing makes me star struck more than a reality star. 0:08:08.720 --> 0:08:10.680 I don't know why. I don't know what that is, 0:08:10.760 --> 0:08:13.800 because they're real. Yeah, when we've met the Bachelor of people, 0:08:13.920 --> 0:08:16.080 when we haven't met a new one in a while, 0:08:16.400 --> 0:08:18.960 I need a new one. I think I would literally 0:08:19.000 --> 0:08:22.200 like push Denzel Washington aside to be like, oh my god, 0:08:22.320 --> 0:08:25.920 it's you to like some Rejordan for Jordan. Can you 0:08:27.520 --> 0:08:30.680 Jordan's Well? I got Chelsea Lately finale they had like 0:08:30.720 --> 0:08:35.360 it was like Sandra Bullock, Jennifer Anniston, like Dave Grohl 0:08:35.559 --> 0:08:38.640 and like I I was like, oh my god, you're 0:08:38.640 --> 0:08:43.160 gun It's Tim Gunn, Tim Gunn. I gotta make it work. 0:08:43.640 --> 0:08:46.280 I need to make it work. And yeah it was anyway, 0:08:46.440 --> 0:08:48.640 I really I really want to meet Jordan's I just 0:08:48.679 --> 0:08:52.000 want to say that, how how expressed? So do you 0:08:52.040 --> 0:08:53.880 have anything you want to promote? Brian? Is there anything 0:08:53.880 --> 0:08:55.920 people need to click on? Is it the saddest place 0:08:55.920 --> 0:08:58.439 that's ever got up? Click? We're going on tour this 0:08:58.600 --> 0:09:02.640 fall growing Shade dot Com slash tour. We have really 0:09:02.679 --> 0:09:07.000 exciting guests and uh, you know your guests when you 0:09:07.000 --> 0:09:08.920 go on tour, how do you do that? I do it? 0:09:09.040 --> 0:09:12.600 And I really just basically go on IMD. I tried it. 0:09:13.000 --> 0:09:14.880 Whatever I get any friends, I can to be like 0:09:14.920 --> 0:09:17.680 could you know? And then um. In these cities and 0:09:17.679 --> 0:09:20.439 then usually ended, because our show is like comedic but 0:09:20.480 --> 0:09:23.800 also political, I try to find like an out politician 0:09:23.840 --> 0:09:26.040 in that state and usually they can come. But and 0:09:26.040 --> 0:09:28.559 then like in Portland, they have all these indie bands there, 0:09:28.559 --> 0:09:30.040 so I just like try to find the best one. 0:09:30.360 --> 0:09:32.199 And in Seattle, I know Dan Savage, I don't know 0:09:32.240 --> 0:09:35.720 that he's doing it yet does it feel stressful booking 0:09:35.760 --> 0:09:37.640 the guests? I feel like I gave myself a lot 0:09:37.679 --> 0:09:40.240 of lead time this time, so not not as much. 0:09:40.720 --> 0:09:42.560 But it's because it's mostly we have an announced all 0:09:42.559 --> 0:09:45.360 the guests, but they're mostly booked. Can I say you're 0:09:45.440 --> 0:09:49.200 my favorite new friend? Of thanks? You're mine? Have you 0:09:49.280 --> 0:09:52.439 used your a Goldie boy bag? I took it to 0:09:54.720 --> 0:09:58.840 Una and it hangs on my front behind my front door. 0:09:59.400 --> 0:10:02.160 Such a gold boy, such a golde boy. I am 0:10:02.240 --> 0:10:04.640 Asher and such a goldie boy. I can't wait to 0:10:04.679 --> 0:10:06.520 see what you get at the end of this season. 0:10:07.480 --> 0:10:09.520 There's gonna be some new I bring you both something 0:10:09.559 --> 0:10:11.000 to you because I didn't do that. I didn't return 0:10:11.040 --> 0:10:13.959 a gift and I know I didn't any to get 0:10:14.000 --> 0:10:17.559 you Asher's book when it finally comes out off the Meds? 0:10:17.679 --> 0:10:19.520 Did you see the thing that I sent you as 0:10:19.920 --> 0:10:22.480 off the Meds? Here's my theory. He said there were 0:10:22.520 --> 0:10:24.760 side effects. My theory is he couldn't get a boner, 0:10:25.320 --> 0:10:27.680 but he was ripped. So he said that now that 0:10:27.720 --> 0:10:30.760 he's off the Meds, but in order to maintain his 0:10:30.920 --> 0:10:35.680 like his thoughts, he's been working out, so he's ripped 0:10:35.800 --> 0:10:39.679 as ship that's a real thing. When I's ripped, as 0:10:39.679 --> 0:10:41.760 ship I sent you. That makes me feel bad about 0:10:41.760 --> 0:10:44.000 myself because I saw something in asher in what I 0:10:44.000 --> 0:10:45.920 saw in myself, and it really misses me off that 0:10:45.920 --> 0:10:48.000 he got ripped. He's ripped. I think it's like a 0:10:48.000 --> 0:10:50.840 mania fuel though it's like he's he's saying that it 0:10:50.880 --> 0:10:54.200 doesn't mean that he doesn't need meds. He's just decided 0:10:54.240 --> 0:10:57.559 to not go on med It's a mood leveler working out. 0:10:57.640 --> 0:10:59.920 That's like what it is. You have to maintain it, everybody. 0:11:00.200 --> 0:11:02.240 I bet he's on adderall or something too. That's a 0:11:02.280 --> 0:11:05.720 horrible accusation. There's something wrong with that. I'm gonna can't. 0:11:06.040 --> 0:11:12.040 I can't get an adderall. I feel like, oh my god, 0:11:12.120 --> 0:11:14.640 cast all, let's make a run for the border. I 0:11:14.679 --> 0:11:17.400 feel like I told you I did. I tell you 0:11:17.440 --> 0:11:21.760 that I took an ambient in Vancouver and made videos. 0:11:22.000 --> 0:11:27.200 I watched one back. It's bad. High is a kite 0:11:27.360 --> 0:11:33.720 thinking I'm nailing it video. I said, it's two sets 0:11:33.720 --> 0:11:36.640 of two people, the two male leads of my show. 0:11:37.000 --> 0:11:40.839 And by the way, I'm soaking wet, like fresh from 0:11:40.960 --> 0:11:44.960 sweater from shower shower, and I think I'm like in 0:11:45.040 --> 0:11:48.400 a towel maybe, like and it's so inappropriate, soaking wet 0:11:49.320 --> 0:11:52.080 like hit the mini bar. It's like a totally like 0:11:52.559 --> 0:11:55.920 just like she knew, like she just was on a 0:11:55.960 --> 0:11:59.600 different journey. And I also sent it to one of 0:11:59.679 --> 0:12:04.320 my showrunners, Like I sent it to you were like 0:12:04.480 --> 0:12:08.280 ready for ready for some more? Exactly who's who are 0:12:08.280 --> 0:12:13.280 you ready to give a regular a wet lady? Or 0:12:15.400 --> 0:12:18.760 or listen a lot of exactly who's going to be 0:12:18.960 --> 0:12:21.360 responsible to show up on a time not be soaking 0:12:21.400 --> 0:12:24.320 wet and covered in choblerone like chocolate smears during What 0:12:24.360 --> 0:12:26.559 did I do? Tanna? Do you have anything you want 0:12:26.559 --> 0:12:30.680 to promote? You know, just my podcast on Middle Eastern politics? 0:12:31.559 --> 0:12:35.520 Love it? Follow me on Instagram, I hate Twitter. You 0:12:35.559 --> 0:12:37.719 guys at art marine dot com, m y R And 0:12:37.800 --> 0:12:40.079 here we go. We're back in Paradise, guys. This is 0:12:40.160 --> 0:12:42.800 the most Callie Entes season a Bachelor in Paradise and 0:12:42.960 --> 0:12:45.160 it looks, I mean the previous for even what's to come. 0:12:45.240 --> 0:12:48.199 But this first episode was so good. It was so good. 0:12:48.320 --> 0:12:50.800 That's how they started it. They said, is the most 0:12:50.840 --> 0:12:54.520 Callie enta seas. Yes, that's what it is. Not what 0:12:54.600 --> 0:12:57.199 Chris Harry said, Chris, I think Harry said it. I 0:12:57.240 --> 0:12:59.600 think Prince Harry said is the most like when they 0:12:59.600 --> 0:13:03.640 open he just like raking sand, like one can't rake 0:13:03.840 --> 0:13:07.760 all the pubes and like all the like DNA and 0:13:07.800 --> 0:13:11.520 then like tears, you just can't rape the scallops, the pubes, 0:13:11.559 --> 0:13:14.199 the DNA, the tears out of Also that one of 0:13:14.280 --> 0:13:17.559 Chris Harrison's opening lies was in a world of fake news, 0:13:17.640 --> 0:13:21.440 this is real. It's like, hold, I'm sorry you're saying 0:13:21.440 --> 0:13:24.680 the news is fake. It was it was a shop 0:13:24.800 --> 0:13:30.400 Trump supporter that that was really sarr Yeah, and I'm 0:13:30.400 --> 0:13:34.360 sure was that truly a dumb funk up, you know 0:13:34.360 --> 0:13:36.200 what I mean. I don't think they knew exactly what 0:13:36.200 --> 0:13:37.880 they were saying, you know what. And that's the kind 0:13:37.880 --> 0:13:40.839 of thing I feel like I've had to read, Like 0:13:40.960 --> 0:13:42.720 I'm sure that's the kind of thing. He didn't even 0:13:42.760 --> 0:13:46.640 get the copy beforehand and there and like oftentimes if 0:13:46.679 --> 0:13:49.040 you're reading off of a teleprompter, you don't see the 0:13:49.040 --> 0:13:52.000 script beforehand, so you're just there, You're like okay, and 0:13:52.040 --> 0:13:53.680 then they just throw to you. You just read what 0:13:53.960 --> 0:13:56.760 they put in. So that guy might have been hung 0:13:56.760 --> 0:13:58.839 out to drive by something like abe he hired some 0:13:58.960 --> 0:14:02.640 mega trumps. I agree when he when he said it, 0:14:02.679 --> 0:14:04.160 I was like, I know he doesn't know what's happening 0:14:04.240 --> 0:14:06.000 or what it means. I'm sure he was like this 0:14:06.080 --> 0:14:09.360 is topical, but it was wild. Yeah. Maybe they were 0:14:09.440 --> 0:14:10.839 just yeah, they were just trying to be topical, but 0:14:10.880 --> 0:14:13.760 didn't really understand what the joke implied, like, oh you 0:14:13.800 --> 0:14:20.560 are what conservative? Like okay, Harrison, um So, I always 0:14:20.600 --> 0:14:23.960 love the intros. Jordan has his gold bikini and he 0:14:24.000 --> 0:14:26.800 had an American flag. He's grown on me. He looks 0:14:26.840 --> 0:14:29.800 like he lives in like an old person community in Florida. 0:14:29.880 --> 0:14:37.280 We have fake lakes just walk around. He was fascinating 0:14:37.520 --> 0:14:39.800 because he even this is gonna be so awful. But 0:14:39.920 --> 0:14:42.480 for somebody who prides himself on being like the male model, 0:14:42.520 --> 0:14:44.960 there was a few times I was like and I like, 0:14:45.120 --> 0:14:47.200 I mean, I like the build, but there was a 0:14:47.240 --> 0:14:49.720 few times just like my boobo's get a little belly 0:14:49.840 --> 0:14:51.120 coming over that, Like you know what I mean, if 0:14:51.120 --> 0:14:52.960 you're going to be like all about if that's your 0:14:52.960 --> 0:14:58.520 whole thing, right, that made me like him more. There 0:14:58.560 --> 0:15:02.160 was something more likeable maybe like more I was like, 0:15:02.520 --> 0:15:06.720 you hit that Tabarone too. Boo. Okay, we had Chelsea 0:15:07.280 --> 0:15:12.720 with her frozen smile Kendall, it's funny, I Kendall is saying, 0:15:12.720 --> 0:15:16.240 also like when people I love people trying to like 0:15:16.520 --> 0:15:19.760 re frame their journeys. She's like, I'm ready to move 0:15:19.760 --> 0:15:23.400 on from being Kendall the taxidermy ukulele girl. And yet 0:15:23.440 --> 0:15:25.280 the first thing she brings up with a grocery store 0:15:25.360 --> 0:15:30.160 Joe is like like picnics and you know, in a cemetery. Cemetery, 0:15:30.360 --> 0:15:33.040 It's like, well, if you want to go away from taxidermy, 0:15:33.120 --> 0:15:37.800 or maybe don't keep bringing up death. She also said 0:15:37.960 --> 0:15:41.160 to John, she goes, I'm from San Francisco, and he goes, really, 0:15:41.200 --> 0:15:42.640 and she goes, no, but I went to school there 0:15:44.120 --> 0:15:49.560 from San Francisco. No, actually, let's try. I'll try, Brian. 0:15:49.600 --> 0:15:52.520 Where are you from San Francisco? Oh? I just went 0:15:52.560 --> 0:15:54.680 to school yard school there? Just so I just went 0:15:54.720 --> 0:15:58.160 to college there. No, I say it back, you go, 0:15:58.240 --> 0:16:01.320 are you really okay me? Where you're really from? Brian? 0:16:01.360 --> 0:16:03.600 Where are you from Texas? Where you from from Texas? 0:16:04.000 --> 0:16:06.880 Where from? Well? I actually I just did stand up 0:16:06.920 --> 0:16:12.800 once and all all right, yeah you try with me, 0:16:13.360 --> 0:16:16.640 Ta Tanna. You try. Oh, I'm from Mexico. Now you 0:16:16.640 --> 0:16:21.240 asked me where from? Like I do it. I'll ask 0:16:21.320 --> 0:16:24.280 you where you're from, Tanna, Where did you grow up Mexico? Oh? 0:16:24.480 --> 0:16:27.720 From Mexico to where about? Actually I've never been to Mexico, 0:16:27.760 --> 0:16:30.760 but my friend bought me a Mexican ambient ones. Oh 0:16:31.080 --> 0:16:35.880 and then I have toblerons again. Who are you are 0:16:36.000 --> 0:16:39.320 from there? Yeah? That's great. I love it, um, but 0:16:39.400 --> 0:16:41.680 I read about Mexico on sin it seems great. I'm 0:16:41.720 --> 0:16:44.720 a friend once who he grew a little like mustache 0:16:44.800 --> 0:16:48.360 and he kind of looked like Latin up some Latin descent, 0:16:48.800 --> 0:16:51.000 and then he just got very into it, and so 0:16:51.040 --> 0:16:53.680 people would be like, oh, where are you from, like 0:16:53.760 --> 0:16:56.040 you know, Mexico or something, and he'd be like he 0:16:56.080 --> 0:16:58.600 only knew the party spots. So he'd be like like 0:16:59.240 --> 0:17:07.119 kind of like nearc Yeah yeah, actually said don't Oh 0:17:07.160 --> 0:17:10.159 my god, okay, shout out to Evan. He listened to 0:17:11.280 --> 0:17:14.360 a let's say the lies We've told? Have you ever 0:17:14.520 --> 0:17:17.000 done that? Where people will ask you a thing and 0:17:17.000 --> 0:17:19.640 then you'll be like yeah, and you're no flat out 0:17:19.680 --> 0:17:22.640 that you're lying. The worst I'll say it wasn't the worst. 0:17:22.640 --> 0:17:24.600 There were no steaks. It was the dumbest. One time 0:17:24.600 --> 0:17:26.400 I asked me what Someone asked me what I was drinking, 0:17:26.400 --> 0:17:27.760 and I said dr pepper and it was a coke 0:17:27.960 --> 0:17:29.520 and I knew it was a coke. When I said that, 0:17:29.960 --> 0:17:33.280 you've brought this before this talk you it was like 0:17:34.160 --> 0:17:38.200 ninth grade, you've mentioned this. Yeah. I was like literally 0:17:39.800 --> 0:17:41.679 because it was the first time that I was like, dude, 0:17:42.080 --> 0:17:45.600 you have to check it because you are lying about 0:17:46.840 --> 0:17:50.800 I remember I did. I went to England for ten 0:17:50.880 --> 0:17:55.080 days with my mother. I sound like such a fucking drunk. 0:17:55.240 --> 0:17:57.480 But by the way, this is why I don't drink. 0:17:57.480 --> 0:18:00.200 It's because I'm the biggest late weight. It was when 0:18:00.200 --> 0:18:02.159 I was twenty one. I went to London with my 0:18:02.200 --> 0:18:05.120 mother for ten days. I came home my I had 0:18:05.240 --> 0:18:08.159 my I d We went to the big city was 0:18:08.240 --> 0:18:11.120 Newport nearby. We went out drinking and we got invited 0:18:11.119 --> 0:18:14.239 to a mansion. So we like crashed this party. My 0:18:14.320 --> 0:18:16.840 friend stepped in dog ship on the way up. We 0:18:17.040 --> 0:18:19.000 like nobody wanted us at this party. I had on 0:18:19.040 --> 0:18:22.160 like a silver space suit. My friends stepped in dog 0:18:22.160 --> 0:18:23.320 ship and he didn't know what to do with it, 0:18:23.359 --> 0:18:25.080 so he just held it in his hand and he 0:18:25.280 --> 0:18:27.440 walked through the party and somebody goes art and do 0:18:27.440 --> 0:18:30.760 you want you want a cop of gin toon? I 0:18:30.760 --> 0:18:32.360 feel like we're at a tonic. I was like, that's 0:18:32.359 --> 0:18:34.440 not a problem. So I had a tumbler of gin. 0:18:34.960 --> 0:18:38.600 And then this guy like this man started talking to 0:18:38.640 --> 0:18:43.000 me and I he was and I started talking like 0:18:43.000 --> 0:18:46.639 like he was an architect and his name was Charles. 0:18:47.240 --> 0:18:49.440 I was pretending to be British. I was like, oh, 0:18:50.000 --> 0:18:53.679 you know, I just ticked the lift like I was 0:18:54.600 --> 0:18:57.640 no but I and my friend said that she looked 0:18:57.680 --> 0:19:00.320 over like my friend my friends standing on my friend 0:19:00.320 --> 0:19:01.840 holding the dog ship in his hand. He was like 0:19:01.840 --> 0:19:04.560 looking for a planter to like stick the dog shit in. 0:19:04.920 --> 0:19:07.360 And my friend said it was I grew up with her, 0:19:07.440 --> 0:19:09.040 like this was my child's the best ones from the 0:19:09.080 --> 0:19:11.400 time I was nine. She said. It was as if 0:19:11.480 --> 0:19:13.320 it was like we were in the matrix. It was 0:19:13.359 --> 0:19:16.479 just slow motion and she wanted to like save me, 0:19:16.560 --> 0:19:20.199 like no, hard no, I mean like you know, I 0:19:20.320 --> 0:19:21.840 just we've got the telly and I'm just going to 0:19:21.960 --> 0:19:27.280 take the tube and I mean it's like you know exactly, 0:19:27.560 --> 0:19:29.800 and we got we went we went to your step. 0:19:29.960 --> 0:19:32.800 We went to hospital. Did you say that hospital? No, 0:19:32.960 --> 0:19:38.160 we went to hospital. I went to Uni. She said 0:19:38.280 --> 0:19:40.959 she watched it was so clearly. You've heard my accents, 0:19:41.000 --> 0:19:45.119 they're not that good. It's clearly. She said. It was 0:19:45.160 --> 0:19:48.359 like slow motion and she couldn't stop me. What's the 0:19:48.400 --> 0:19:51.560 guy like? Are you like? What are you doing? It 0:19:51.600 --> 0:19:54.680 was so slash And then his wife was right there. 0:19:54.960 --> 0:19:57.320 He had like an actual ascot like he was like, 0:19:57.480 --> 0:20:00.239 I'm like an ascot, like like the rich guy from 0:20:00.280 --> 0:20:03.800 Gilligan's Island. He actually was wearing one. And then when 0:20:03.840 --> 0:20:06.720 we were driving home my brother, we were in this 0:20:06.880 --> 0:20:10.280 camera station wagon. I made him pull over and I 0:20:10.440 --> 0:20:14.920 vomited on the International Tennis Hall of Fame and nice. 0:20:15.800 --> 0:20:17.720 That's I was like, I'm not that good at drinking. 0:20:18.600 --> 0:20:21.120 I used to because I I started getting gray hair 0:20:21.280 --> 0:20:23.480 very young. It was just the thing. And also everyone 0:20:23.480 --> 0:20:25.240 always tell me like, oh, it seems so much older. 0:20:25.240 --> 0:20:27.040 So I would just tell people I was older than 0:20:27.080 --> 0:20:28.600 I really was, because I just didn't want to have 0:20:28.600 --> 0:20:30.159 to explain, like why I had all this gray hair. 0:20:30.240 --> 0:20:41.120 You're like, husband, grow I know my kids. I'm so excited. 0:20:41.200 --> 0:20:44.240 My oldest is graduating from Notre Dame in the Fall. Yeah, 0:20:44.720 --> 0:20:46.880 that was like my whole thing where I was just really, yeah, 0:20:46.920 --> 0:20:49.920 I'm thirty five. How old were you? I was twenty two, 0:20:50.000 --> 0:20:55.760 but like everything I would say, I was like late 0:20:55.840 --> 0:20:58.439 thirties or like forties. I think one time said I 0:20:58.480 --> 0:21:00.240 was forty and someone was like, what are you doing 0:21:00.240 --> 0:21:03.120 at this college party? You were waiting it, you were 0:21:03.400 --> 0:21:06.080 at it, we were lost. You're the only woman in 0:21:06.160 --> 0:21:09.280 Los Angeles who's like twenty two and saying I'm forty. 0:21:09.640 --> 0:21:12.560 It was like every time I would be like twenty one, 0:21:12.640 --> 0:21:14.320 they'd be like, well, you have a ton of gray 0:21:14.320 --> 0:21:18.080