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Speaker 1: Hey, hey, guys, welcome to this episode of Emergency inter Calm.

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Speaker 2: If you hear a screaming cat in the background, it's

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Speaker 2: actually Josh.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Josh is going through this.

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Speaker 2: Weird He's in this furry phase right now. Actually, he's

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Speaker 2: coming into Halloween.

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Speaker 1: Is selling furry masks.

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Speaker 2: That's so sid I actually want to get one.

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Speaker 1: I want to get one and customize it for the

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Speaker 1: fun of it, Like that would.

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Speaker 2: Be fine fun.

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Speaker 1: Come up here.

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Speaker 2: Bro also is on his furry ship right now. He's

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Speaker 2: about to You might be able to see him in

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Speaker 2: frame right now. Josh, he's like being really weird, but like.

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Speaker 1: The worst cat on the planet. I no, I can't say.

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Speaker 1: Look at how handsome he is, Drew, like, he's really handsome.

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Speaker 2: Boy was not getting him handsome.

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Speaker 1: Look, I'm making more than enough space for you, Like

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Speaker 1: this is enough space for you, Bro.

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Speaker 2: Okay, y'all o cat. So I went to another psychic

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I got got again. It was literally horrible.

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Speaker 2: It actually didn't give me like psychosis like it did

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Speaker 2: last time, but I had a horrible experience and it

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Speaker 2: was so fucking annoying because literally every one of my

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Speaker 2: friends that went to this guy was like he is

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Speaker 2: the greatest psychic ever, Like he's the real deal. He's

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Speaker 2: very nice, he's very chill, he's very calm, he's very collected,

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Speaker 2: like he'll tell you how it is. He's blunt and honest.

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Speaker 2: But like everything he's ever told us has come true.

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Speaker 2: So I was like, oh, bitch, I'm gonna fucking go,

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Speaker 2: like I'm gonna do that shit. It started out normal,

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Speaker 2: like the first like ten or fifteen minutes were like

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Speaker 2: all about me. It was like super chill. It was like, well,

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Speaker 2: that's what a psychic is supposed to be.

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Speaker 1: But like the way you phrased it was like it

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Speaker 1: was super chill. It was all about me.

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Speaker 2: But oh yeah no, because they don't fucking know what.

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Speaker 1: Well, yeah, I guess I'm thinking that like I really happened.

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Speaker 2: Like literally, guys, like at one point he literally tells me,

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Speaker 2: oh yeah, by the way, in the next four years,

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Speaker 2: there's gonna be a gay holocaust.

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Speaker 1: That's like funny.

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Speaker 2: It's literally not funny, but it's fucking hilarious.

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Speaker 1: It's a crazy thing to say in the middle of us.

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Speaker 1: Also crazy thing to say because in this climate, it

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Speaker 1: like it's not like a psychic saying that is not

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Speaker 1: like you're crazy. It's like wait, wait, wait, wait, back up,

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Speaker 1: because like what what exactly are you saying? Now?

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Speaker 2: Did I write four years down in my journal? Because

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Speaker 2: if he's right, like I need to give him.

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Speaker 1: As fund like when a lottery ticket, you're.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna be dead?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, oh wait, well no we'll be we're married.

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Speaker 2: But it it got really really fucking dark very quick.

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Speaker 2: And there's a lot of things that he said that

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Speaker 2: I am just genuinely not comfortable repeating because it was

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Speaker 2: some of the darkest, most horrifying words I've ever been

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Speaker 2: that have ever been spoken towards me. And I'm sorry

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Speaker 2: for bringing it up, but like it was like like

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Speaker 2: dark sided as fuck, like he was talking about like

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Speaker 2: killing kids and shit like it was. It was fucking

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Speaker 2: oh my god, dude, I need to like report him

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Speaker 2: to someone.

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Speaker 1: He recently probably got prescribed like vivans or adderall, and

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Speaker 1: since there's such a huge shortage, he just got math.

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Speaker 2: Also, he got up like halfway through, not even halfway through,

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Speaker 2: like third twenty minutes in and got up and pissed

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Speaker 2: with the door open, Yes, the door was open, loud

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Speaker 2: as fuck, like pissed and was talking to me while

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Speaker 2: he was pissing, and I was like, babe, I don't know,

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Speaker 2: like why we're browing down like this. And then he

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Speaker 2: went to his kitchen, grabbed a cigarette, made a cup

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Speaker 2: of espresso and then was like, I'm gonna go smoke

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Speaker 2: a cigarette and have an espresso. Mind you on the clock,

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Speaker 2: on the fucking clock. And he was like do you

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Speaker 2: want Do you want a cigarette with me? Do you

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Speaker 2: want to espresso with me? And I was like no,

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Speaker 2: but I'll come sit out there with you. And then

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Speaker 2: on the porch.

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Speaker 1: Wait, you sat out on the porch with it?

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Speaker 2: Yes, what the fuck he asked me to? And he

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Speaker 2: smoked that cigarette blew it all in my face and

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Speaker 2: then he was like what He was like, I really

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Speaker 2: And then he started talking about himself and was like

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Speaker 2: I need to stop smoking. I need to stop smoking.

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Speaker 2: And then I was like yeah, like it's not good

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Speaker 2: for you. And he was like yeah, but what's even

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Speaker 2: worse are those vapes like they put water in your lungs?

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Speaker 2: And I was like yeah, true he was he oh.

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Speaker 2: He also said I don't I don't know how we

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Speaker 2: got here, but this motherfucker literally like started talking about

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Speaker 2: like anti vaccine mentality and was like, yeah, like if

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Speaker 2: I had my kids.

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Speaker 1: He just came at you randomly with his conservative day

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Speaker 1: like he was like, who finally final.

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Speaker 2: I can be myself with Alex Jones. He is an

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Speaker 2: anti vaxer and loves Joe Rogan. I don't know what why.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I'm wearing camo, but like, but look at

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Speaker 2: my legs, like there's duality, there's balance here. But like,

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Speaker 2: I don't know why people see me.

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Speaker 1: Do you think it's because you say you're from Texas?

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Speaker 1: I's oh my god, thank god, But like, girl, you're

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Speaker 1: a gay motherfucker who lived in LA for eight years.

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Speaker 2: Hey no, it was crazy.

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Speaker 1: But like, you're at a psychic.

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Speaker 2: I know literally, And I also told him like.

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Speaker 1: Not to and listen. There's no sexuality rules with psychics

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Speaker 1: as far as I'm aware, So straight guys can go

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Speaker 1: to psychics.

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Speaker 2: But if you're going to a psychic, that's like having

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Speaker 2: a birthday on.

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Speaker 1: Well, if the straight guy is going to a psychic,

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Speaker 1: that should be like and then he ends up manipulating

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Speaker 1: a woman, woman, that should be manipulate manipulating a woman,

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Speaker 1: it should be like counted as like premeditation. Like if

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Speaker 1: there's like track record that a man goes to therapy

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Speaker 1: randomly and then leaves very soon after and hurts a

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Speaker 1: woman's feelings, Like it's I don't know, small claims Court.

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Speaker 1: I've been working on things.

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Speaker 2: No, I have been thinking. You have theories, I have theories.

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Speaker 2: Where do I take my theory?

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Speaker 1: Where do I take my theories about small claims? Court?

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Speaker 1: Being kind of gaggy?

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Speaker 2: But yeah, that like was genuinely terrifying.

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Speaker 1: I cannot believe that, dude, you.

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Speaker 2: Have I have the worst luck with people.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I literally don't know what it is because guys, I

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Speaker 2: cannot like explain to you enough how recommended this guy

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Speaker 2: was to me, like they literally like all of my

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Speaker 2: friends were like it was life changing, like it was

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Speaker 2: genuinely life changing. And then this guy just like spoke

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Speaker 2: to me like in conspiracies said Obama was bad, and

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Speaker 2: I was like, girl, what what is happening? Like, what

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Speaker 2: is fucking happening?

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Speaker 1: Like? And you paid him?

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Speaker 2: I paid him. I paid him, and I did think

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Speaker 2: I overpaid him by one hundred dollars, but I got

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Speaker 2: corrected because Zamar underpaid. But I thought I thought I

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Speaker 2: got overcharged, So I was like, girl.

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Speaker 1: He charged you an extra hundred dollars for listening.

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Speaker 2: No, like literally for me, Like, oh my god, he

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Speaker 2: literally said nothing about me. He said nothing about me.

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Speaker 2: He was like no, he was like November on and

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Speaker 2: for two years, they will be the luckiest years of

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Speaker 2: your life. High risk, high reward. And that's all I took.

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Speaker 2: And then he told me. He told me, He told

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Speaker 2: then he was like, oh, but make sure make sure

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Speaker 2: it's at night. Make sure it's at night. And I

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Speaker 2: was like, oh, because of like the energy, like the

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Speaker 2: energy with the moon will be like it'll be better energy.

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Speaker 2: And he was like no, it'll be easier to park.

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Speaker 1: And I.

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Speaker 2: Was like, no, what is happening to me?

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Speaker 1: What is that?

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Speaker 2: The energy?

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Speaker 1: The energy that's my chit right there. Yeah, Like damn, dude.

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Speaker 1: You know what's crazy is I absolutely never get that.

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Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever been.

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Speaker 2: Berated.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Like I can't, like I really can't think

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Speaker 1: of a time I've been cornered like that. And I

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Speaker 1: don't know what my reaction would be because I think

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Speaker 1: it's easy for people to assume you would like stand

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Speaker 1: your ground and like speak your mind.

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Speaker 2: But oh I did. Don't get it.

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Speaker 1: That's why you charge you that extra time, you.

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Speaker 2: Know, literally, don't get it twisted. I did push back,

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Speaker 2: but I learned very quickly that like if he said

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Speaker 2: some outrageous shit and I pushed back on it, he

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Speaker 2: would be like to debate Yeah, no, no, no, not

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Speaker 2: at all. He wouldn't debate me at all. He would say,

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Speaker 2: like some heinous shit. I would be like, hey, don't

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Speaker 2: say that, and then he would be like, okay, think

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Speaker 1: You got charged, like you got charged money to go

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Speaker 1: play mind games with this.

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Speaker 2: Literally I can.

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Speaker 1: See your mind literally like you saw his. Maybe you

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Speaker 2: He did guess that you would go to South Carolina

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Speaker 2: a bunch, he said, A bunch of North Carolina, North Carolina,

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Speaker 2: North Carolina. He did like say a bunch of things

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Speaker 2: to me very early and very quickly, where I was like,

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Speaker 2: oh whoa, Like, how the fuck do you know that?

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Speaker 2: Like it was, it was, it was pretty creepy.

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Speaker 1: So okay, he's just like an evil guy with powers,

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Speaker 1: with like superpowers.

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Speaker 2: Like why is because I wish I could tell you

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Speaker 2: what he was saying, but I'm just genuinely not comfortable

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Speaker 2: repeating it. But like, anyways, yeah, I went to a sidekick.

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Speaker 2: It was fucking horrible, worst experience of my life. And

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Speaker 2: I paid it. I paid him. I still paid him.

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Speaker 1: Of course you didn't. Azool, by the way, is being

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Speaker 1: so fucking annoying, because we should clarify. It's like twelve

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Speaker 1: thirty in the middle of the night. We go to

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Speaker 1: New York in the morning for fashion week, and Azula

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Speaker 1: is angry as fuck because I'm supposed to be in bed,

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Speaker 1: You're supposed.

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Speaker 2: To be in bed. And I didn't interact with him

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Speaker 2: that much today.

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Speaker 1: He's a lonely guy. I think I want to get

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Speaker 1: him a brother. But also like Azul's too old.

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Speaker 2: So he would fuck up. He would literally fuck up

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Speaker 2: a baby, like he would give them bad habits And okay, no,

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Speaker 2: he's I love him. Yeah, he's said I'd take a

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Speaker 2: bullet for him, but he sucks. He's like objectively a

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Speaker 2: bad cat.

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Speaker 1: He's just like I don't know story.

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Speaker 2: All of my plans, all of my furniture, he throws

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Speaker 2: up on my.

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Speaker 1: Something's wrong with you. You should go back to the

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Speaker 1: psychic because now this is your second interaction with the psychic.

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Speaker 2: Maybe I am the problem. No, I think I need

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Speaker 2: Like you remember when we auditioned for those roles. I

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Speaker 2: No, give them the key to the city, give them

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Speaker 1: Because you have to be you know what. No one

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Speaker 2: I know that's fucked up. You know what, I'm realizing

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Speaker 2: I can't even bring myself to say it. But guys,

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Speaker 1: Like god, it's it's crazy what we get sold as

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Speaker 1: It is like, yeah, that's that can't be good for you.

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Speaker 2: The dust, yeah, the dust of it all. Like the

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Speaker 1: I think you should go to jail.

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Speaker 2: An open concept house is crazy, Like, I know, you

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Speaker 1: Every house has four No I'm.

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Speaker 2: Saying for a room, like you need four walls. My god, Oh.

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Speaker 2: No, the TV does not need to be on.

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Speaker 2: I do think I will be a person once and

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Speaker 2: But yeah, loft apartments are cursed, open concepts are cursed.

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Speaker 2: I'll be a person with a TV playing all the time.

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Speaker 1: That sucks. Like I don't know, like HGTV is a

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Speaker 1: That's the whole. It's like it's supposed to be like

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Speaker 1: That I'm low key obsessed with being a fly on

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I need to see it all.

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Speaker 1: I want to see everything. Also, new age reality TV

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Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, like I thought you meant. I

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Like that's new age reality TV because it's people

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Speaker 2: Like so many people are going to know they're like

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Speaker 2: So many people are going to develop like voyeurism kinks

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Speaker 1: are so alone, but they're constantly with someone in some

441
00:23:12,119 --> 00:23:17,120
Speaker 1: odd way, whether it's like streaming or like on face time,

442
00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:19,320
Speaker 1: which I remember growing up that was a thing of.

443
00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:22,720
Speaker 2: Like remembering your laundry.

444
00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:25,159
Speaker 1: No no, not face like facetiming and going to sleep

445
00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:26,800
Speaker 1: and staying on FaceTime Like.

446
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:28,400
Speaker 2: Do you remember did we do that?

447
00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:29,560
Speaker 1: I don't know if we ever.

448
00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:30,560
Speaker 2: I don't think we ever did.

449
00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:32,560
Speaker 1: Like I would do that with like people I had

450
00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:37,600
Speaker 1: a crush on. Now now to me, oh my.

451
00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:43,240
Speaker 2: Leave me alone, territorial percessive.

452
00:23:43,119 --> 00:23:47,360
Speaker 1: Demonic spirit who is attempting to haunt me, Like oh

453
00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:49,560
Speaker 1: my god, you're literally trying to haunt me, like you're

454
00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:52,479
Speaker 1: trying to haunt my days and my nights. Like that's crazy.

455
00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:53,840
Speaker 1: Why would you ever want to be on the phone

456
00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:55,800
Speaker 1: with somebody for that long? And then I'm like, damn,

457
00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:58,760
Speaker 1: there are people who keep up with a stream that

458
00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:00,360
Speaker 1: whole time, and I'm like, oh, that kind of makes

459
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:04,840
Speaker 1: me bummed because I'm like, I'm glad you're not alone,

460
00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:09,360
Speaker 1: but like this is really crazy, Like this is insane.

461
00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:12,400
Speaker 2: If you're a grown ass man watching a twitch streamer,

462
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:22,640
Speaker 2: you're gay. Yeah, period, Actually no, no, I don't think so. No,

463
00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:27,200
Speaker 2: that's it's like I saw in Mills make a video

464
00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:29,879
Speaker 2: saying that if you're a man and you're born in

465
00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:33,600
Speaker 2: the month of May, you're gay. Let alone the first

466
00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:37,120
Speaker 2: week of May. Like that's the gayest week to be born.

467
00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:39,840
Speaker 2: That's a girl's week to be born. Really shit, I've

468
00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:42,120
Speaker 2: ever heard. It's on the same level for me. If

469
00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:43,520
Speaker 2: you're grown ass.

470
00:24:44,359 --> 00:24:46,120
Speaker 1: A few guys born in the first week of.

471
00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:47,880
Speaker 2: May gay, all of them.

472
00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:51,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think any.

473
00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:53,560
Speaker 2: Of them are gay, but they are.

474
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:57,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, in spirit, one can be gay in spirit. What

475
00:24:57,760 --> 00:25:00,760
Speaker 1: was that girl? That girl who was arguing that about

476
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:05,560
Speaker 1: fucking lesbians, I like should not be Like do you

477
00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:09,360
Speaker 1: know about that? There's there's this like girl, I am

478
00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:12,440
Speaker 1: like so far detached but like just cracks me up

479
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:16,560
Speaker 1: because I can't believe people say crazy shit again, like

480
00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:20,640
Speaker 1: fucking shoot, don't shoot the messenger in terms of like

481
00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:25,000
Speaker 1: saying saying crazy shit is bad. But she she was

482
00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:28,080
Speaker 1: like making some comment. Oh, she was basically implying that,

483
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:32,240
Speaker 1: like you can't say if you're gay or lesbian because

484
00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:34,320
Speaker 1: you never know, like if you're a lesbian, the right

485
00:25:34,359 --> 00:25:38,760
Speaker 1: man might show up for you, like, which is like, okay,

486
00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:41,919
Speaker 1: I guess in that world, Like, yeah, the right person

487
00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:44,399
Speaker 1: can show up for anybody. Like in that world, like

488
00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:47,879
Speaker 1: the aliens can actually show up in November and like

489
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:50,240
Speaker 1: do whatever they want and party till the like break

490
00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:51,320
Speaker 1: it down, Like I don't want.

491
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:52,840
Speaker 2: Party to the roof of dawn.

492
00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:54,520
Speaker 1: Party till the roof falls off.

493
00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:59,879
Speaker 2: M party till the floor caves in. That's another goaded

494
00:26:00,119 --> 00:26:04,760
Speaker 2: d what's up? People might have died. Actually I don't know,

495
00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:08,000
Speaker 2: but they were at like a house party and like

496
00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:11,320
Speaker 2: they were dancing and the floor collapsed into the basement.

497
00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:13,600
Speaker 1: But I just saw I know what you're talking.

498
00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:18,000
Speaker 2: I just saw recently that one of the guys that

499
00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:21,520
Speaker 2: fell into the basement. Their underwear got hooked on a

500
00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:25,320
Speaker 2: banister and they got like like the Ultimate Wedgie They

501
00:26:25,359 --> 00:26:28,200
Speaker 2: fell like six feet and he got hooked by his underwear.

502
00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:30,879
Speaker 1: Stuff like that sounds like, Oh, you know what's fucked

503
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:34,080
Speaker 1: up is I don't know if do kids have like

504
00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:38,840
Speaker 1: weird fake lie stories that they got told anymore? Like

505
00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:39,920
Speaker 1: are there they still.

506
00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:41,920
Speaker 2: Turn the lights on in the car the cops completely over.

507
00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:43,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, like that has to be.

508
00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:47,879
Speaker 2: Oh, that's definitely still a thing, especially now with millennial parents.

509
00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:49,800
Speaker 2: They're all fucking liars and snakes.

510
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:53,760
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I would love to be a parent

511
00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:55,480
Speaker 1: to lie to my kid. I've always said that though.

512
00:26:56,440 --> 00:27:00,000
Speaker 1: Oh that just sounds fun. I love flying the kids.

513
00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:01,520
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go up to im and be like, you

514
00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:05,240
Speaker 2: have cancer. I'm sorry, I need to start to go

515
00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:06,640
Speaker 2: fund me for.

516
00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:11,120
Speaker 1: Me that goes into my Apple cash. I think if

517
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:16,480
Speaker 1: my kid was like eight and they wanted to like

518
00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:19,879
Speaker 1: start drop shipping things and scamming kids at school, I

519
00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:27,840
Speaker 1: would follow them on that journey. Really, yeah, someone's gonna do.

520
00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:30,800
Speaker 2: It to him. Drop shipping is like fairly normal.

521
00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:33,520
Speaker 1: But at this point yeah, I mean by then, I

522
00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:36,120
Speaker 1: guess he'll be old news. Drop shipping will be old

523
00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:40,040
Speaker 1: news by then, Like I will be so fucking curious

524
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:45,000
Speaker 1: and ironically, how many in real life shopping experiences there

525
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:47,280
Speaker 1: even will be by the time we have kids who

526
00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:48,760
Speaker 1: are conscious enough to go.

527
00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:53,360
Speaker 2: The first like school hustle was like selling like candy

528
00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:56,680
Speaker 2: and chips at school, and then it evolved into selling

529
00:27:57,160 --> 00:28:02,600
Speaker 2: fake AirPods at school, and now it's giving words. Yeah, yeah,

530
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:04,800
Speaker 2: they're selling cart nights at school.

531
00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:07,080
Speaker 1: Do they literally sell like carts and puff bars and

532
00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:08,120
Speaker 1: Eric Cartman?

533
00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:09,359
Speaker 2: Has anyone said that?

534
00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:11,760
Speaker 1: Has anybody made an Eric Cartman cart?

535
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:13,800
Speaker 2: Somebody that's so easy?

536
00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:17,480
Speaker 1: It's too Well, yeah, no, I need to find them.

537
00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:21,159
Speaker 2: Well, guys, I've caved and I finally bought La Boo Boos,

538
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:31,040
Speaker 2: and I think they're fake. I love them, But yeah,

539
00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:33,320
Speaker 2: I caved and I finally bought La Boo Boos. I

540
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:36,600
Speaker 2: wasn't doing it because I wasn't buying them because I

541
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:39,560
Speaker 2: thought they were like stupid. I just wasn't buying them

542
00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:42,560
Speaker 2: because they didn't resonate with me. I support a blind

543
00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:44,800
Speaker 2: box with my whole heart. I think blind boxes are

544
00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:48,240
Speaker 2: very special and I will start my own one day

545
00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:54,640
Speaker 2: very soon, coming soon. But never got into the Laboo Boos.

546
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:59,040
Speaker 2: They didn't hit for me, But I was on what

547
00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:02,560
Speaker 2: not because my twin sister was doing like a what

548
00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:05,800
Speaker 2: Not live stream selling things, so I like downloaded the

549
00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:08,720
Speaker 2: app because I wanted to watch her and support her,

550
00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:12,160
Speaker 2: and I clicked on the top live stream I saw,

551
00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:16,800
Speaker 2: and it was a guy opening the laboo boos, pulling

552
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:19,440
Speaker 2: them out of the labooboo packaging, and then showing it

553
00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:21,560
Speaker 2: and then starting like a live bid. And if you

554
00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:25,960
Speaker 2: don't know what whatnot is, it's like eBay mixed with

555
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:30,120
Speaker 2: like TikTok live streams, where like people are like selling

556
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:33,080
Speaker 2: things on there and you can bid live and there's

557
00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:35,920
Speaker 2: like a ten second period where you can bid, and

558
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,520
Speaker 2: this dude will just like open a laboo boo and

559
00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:41,040
Speaker 2: be like, okay, guys, I'm starting the bid, and it

560
00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:43,400
Speaker 2: starts at zero dollars and then it goes up very

561
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:46,080
Speaker 2: quickly to fifty dollars. I sat in there for literally

562
00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:49,160
Speaker 2: twenty minutes. He sold seventy four of those things for

563
00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:52,440
Speaker 2: no less than forty five dollars. Each one of them

564
00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:54,760
Speaker 2: sold for some of them sold for eighty dollars. It

565
00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:57,520
Speaker 2: was fucking crazy, and I was like, oh damn, there's

566
00:29:57,560 --> 00:30:01,960
Speaker 2: like real money in this. My first labuobuo purchase was

567
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:07,080
Speaker 2: fully an accident. I accidentally won a fucking bidding war. Okay,

568
00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:09,600
Speaker 2: but like for forty eight dollars, I bought a fucking.

569
00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:11,880
Speaker 1: Open to a bidding war, Like did you accident?

570
00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:15,040
Speaker 2: No? No, no, they make it so easy to fucking bid,

571
00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:17,800
Speaker 2: like I accidentally swiped the button in the bottom, like

572
00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:21,320
Speaker 2: it was fucking crazy. I was like, I literally just

573
00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:24,640
Speaker 2: accidentally spent forty eight dollars on probably a fake fucking

574
00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:28,120
Speaker 2: labuo boo. It's probably fake for like legitimately, Like I

575
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:30,200
Speaker 2: don't even if.

576
00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:32,280
Speaker 1: It's fake or not, though, but I'm sure there's ways

577
00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:33,600
Speaker 1: to tell. Because I was at.

578
00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:35,480
Speaker 2: It had it has like a letter on it and

579
00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:38,280
Speaker 2: like a tramp stamp with a letter. I got one. Yeah,

580
00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:40,800
Speaker 2: it has like a question mark tramp stamp, but yeah,

581
00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:42,120
Speaker 2: and like a bead.

582
00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:44,880
Speaker 1: Oh it does. Yeah, because I took the X one,

583
00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:46,240
Speaker 1: so I have the X laboom.

584
00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:47,840
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I didn't even tell you. I bought a

585
00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:50,240
Speaker 2: second one. But I thought the X was chic because

586
00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:51,480
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, if I ever have a kid

587
00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:54,040
Speaker 2: named like, if I ever have a kid, I want

588
00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:57,280
Speaker 2: to name them Zeno. And I was like, oh, like Xeno.

589
00:30:57,320 --> 00:30:57,960
Speaker 1: Is that for real?

590
00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:04,160
Speaker 2: Yeah? X And no, that's not Xeno and Mantis, like

591
00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:04,760
Speaker 2: Xeno Moore.

592
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:08,120
Speaker 1: That's going to soon be considered a form of child abuse,

593
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:12,280
Speaker 1: because who the fuck is taking Zo. I'd be like,

594
00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:17,080
Speaker 1: I'm being the living shit out Amantis. Mantis is getting

595
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:20,120
Speaker 1: beat the fuck up by me, Gonna break her fucking.

596
00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:22,320
Speaker 2: You didn't even think about Karma. You didn't even you

597
00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:29,640
Speaker 2: don't remember Karma, Karma, Mantis and Zeno. The three fucking

598
00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:31,840
Speaker 2: suit the boy and the boy is going to be

599
00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:33,440
Speaker 2: older to protect the little girls.

600
00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:36,520
Speaker 1: Two girls one Zeno. Yeah, you said the two girls

601
00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:37,680
Speaker 1: are going to protect the little boy.

602
00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:39,200
Speaker 2: No, I said the boy is going to be older

603
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:44,120
Speaker 2: to protect the little girls. Do you remember my yeasies

604
00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:49,960
Speaker 2: in like twenty fifteen, twenty sixteen, I had the turtle

605
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:53,120
Speaker 2: dove Yasis and I think they were called like the Pirates.

606
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:55,040
Speaker 2: They were the easy three fifties.

607
00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:58,280
Speaker 1: You're like, the more you add on, I don't know.

608
00:31:57,960 --> 00:32:00,240
Speaker 2: I you know, I would know, but I don't know.

609
00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:02,440
Speaker 1: The numbers and names and stuff. I would have to

610
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:03,000
Speaker 1: see a picture.

611
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:06,520
Speaker 2: That's what I'm doing. Well, I paid a lot of

612
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:07,960
Speaker 2: money for these shoes.

613
00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:08,760
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I do.

614
00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:11,840
Speaker 2: I paid. I paid a lot of money, and I

615
00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:14,840
Speaker 2: was like, oh, the more money I spend, the less

616
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,160
Speaker 2: or the more likely they're going to be real. So

617
00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:20,880
Speaker 2: like it was these like I bought the O G

618
00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:24,240
Speaker 2: Turtle doves and I bought a black pair as well,

619
00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:26,320
Speaker 2: and like I spent as shit and it was in

620
00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:29,880
Speaker 2: the peak of the fucking hype, and I, like I

621
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:31,360
Speaker 2: in my head, I was like, oh, the more money

622
00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:34,360
Speaker 2: I spent, the like they'll they're obviously going to be real.

623
00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:37,000
Speaker 1: The olden way of navigating online.

624
00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:39,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I was like, oh, yeah, of course, Like

625
00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:46,120
Speaker 2: these are real. Those were the most fake shoes I've

626
00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:49,400
Speaker 2: ever seen in my life. And like I fully fully

627
00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:51,880
Speaker 2: would walk around in them thinking they were real, Like

628
00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:54,280
Speaker 2: I own that ship. I would tell people they were real,

629
00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:55,080
Speaker 2: Like these.

630
00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:57,560
Speaker 1: Were No, I never I'm not kidding, Like I never

631
00:32:57,920 --> 00:32:58,479
Speaker 1: questioned it.

632
00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:00,959
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I was like, these are fucking real. I

633
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:03,760
Speaker 2: like saw them. I went back to Texas, like randomly,

634
00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:05,840
Speaker 2: and my parents like had moved out of the house

635
00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:08,000
Speaker 2: and like they kept those like in a storage unit

636
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:11,160
Speaker 2: and I saw them. Bitch, they looked like fucking dust.

637
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:14,360
Speaker 2: They looked like the balls of hair that Azula leaves

638
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:17,479
Speaker 2: in the fucking corner of the staircase. Like literally, like

639
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:18,960
Speaker 2: they like what have they just.

640
00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:21,960
Speaker 1: Like disintegrated or they were just like worn to death.

641
00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:24,200
Speaker 2: No, they were worn to death, and they just looked

642
00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:27,360
Speaker 2: like shit, Like they just looked fake, like they literally just.

643
00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:29,760
Speaker 1: Looked wish you took a picture like brought them back.

644
00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:31,280
Speaker 2: I know, I'm going to see if I can find

645
00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:34,200
Speaker 2: them in the storage unit again, because like it was hilarious,

646
00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:36,040
Speaker 2: but like, no shade, these are kind of chic, Like

647
00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:36,520
Speaker 2: I kind of.

648
00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:38,320
Speaker 1: Like I was, I'm not gonna lie to you. I

649
00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:40,400
Speaker 1: was just about say the complete opposite. I was gonna.

650
00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:42,600
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, I can't believe those got sold,

651
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:43,960
Speaker 1: like those are like I.

652
00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:46,280
Speaker 2: Mean, for the time though they were, they these were

653
00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:47,000
Speaker 2: really Yeah.

654
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:50,160
Speaker 1: That was during the era of like Karachi's. Yeah, like

655
00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:53,080
Speaker 1: so it was like that shape was a yeah. But

656
00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:56,120
Speaker 1: then like those Balenciaga's, the ones that looked like socks

657
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:58,360
Speaker 1: came out and it was a time you just.

658
00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:00,400
Speaker 2: Had to be you had to be there. I had

659
00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:01,480
Speaker 2: to be there.

660
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:05,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, you had to be cognitiant, Like cognizant is that

661
00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:11,359
Speaker 1: the word question work? Yeah? Right right, Esthetician, Oh my god,

662
00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:16,960
Speaker 1: you did remember? Oh was that like did we lose that? Oh? God, damn?

663
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:18,920
Speaker 1: It was that the thing that you were like we lost.

664
00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:21,240
Speaker 1: Oh that's so awful.

665
00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:25,280
Speaker 2: But yeah, I that ask got scammed. I've been scammed

666
00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:27,239
Speaker 2: a few times in my life, but that one just

667
00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:28,520
Speaker 2: popped in my head recently.

668
00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:32,239
Speaker 1: I got scammed. My first time getting scammed was for

669
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:38,880
Speaker 1: my friend Patrese's birthday in like eleventh grade. We would

670
00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:41,480
Speaker 1: always like we were really into joking about like hype

671
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:46,320
Speaker 1: beast culture, and I wanted to get him a real

672
00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:49,040
Speaker 1: babe zip up because like obviously as much as we

673
00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:51,200
Speaker 1: were joking about it, we knew it was because deep down,

674
00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:55,040
Speaker 1: like we wish we could have that. And I found

675
00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:59,040
Speaker 1: like a resale one for like one fifty, which I

676
00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:01,080
Speaker 1: think was like two cheap for what it was supposed

677
00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:01,399
Speaker 1: to be.

678
00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:03,480
Speaker 2: But it was like I zipped all the way up.

679
00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:06,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, and but it was like kind of beat up

680
00:35:06,239 --> 00:35:09,040
Speaker 1: and like so I was like this might be real, bitch.

681
00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:12,919
Speaker 1: That shit was such a scam. I was so fucking mad.

682
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:15,279
Speaker 1: I was literally so mad because also that was like

683
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:17,319
Speaker 1: a lot of money. That was me Like I was.

684
00:35:17,239 --> 00:35:19,239
Speaker 2: That's a ship ton of money still.

685
00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:21,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I was like bawling out because I had

686
00:35:21,719 --> 00:35:24,200
Speaker 1: like that was like a friend or that's a friend

687
00:35:24,239 --> 00:35:26,600
Speaker 1: I've known since like, oh my god, I've known. It's

688
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:28,879
Speaker 1: been since like second grade or something. So I was like, oh,

689
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:32,320
Speaker 1: this is like funny because we like got close that year. Bitch,

690
00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:35,480
Speaker 1: they scam me. So then I never bought a gift

691
00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:38,279
Speaker 1: for anybody ever again because I'm so mad. And now

692
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:41,160
Speaker 1: I just like I don't get people gifts. Yeah, I

693
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:42,239
Speaker 1: don't believe in like the.

694
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:45,359
Speaker 2: Those kinds of simply not true.

695
00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:47,560
Speaker 1: I know, I know, I just can't stop buying gifts.

696
00:35:47,640 --> 00:35:50,759
Speaker 2: I know, like me and you are gift. I like,

697
00:35:51,239 --> 00:35:55,000
Speaker 2: I hate receiving gifts, but I love giving gifts. I

698
00:35:55,080 --> 00:36:00,799
Speaker 2: like the idea of someone getting something for me, like

699
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:04,240
Speaker 2: like annoys. It's literally not true. I love getting gifts,

700
00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:07,279
Speaker 2: but like the performance that you have to put on

701
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:10,920
Speaker 2: is so scary. Like I wish I could get a

702
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:12,560
Speaker 2: gift and be like, oh my god, thank you so much,

703
00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:14,920
Speaker 2: and that vie enough, but it's like never enough, like

704
00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:17,839
Speaker 2: it'll never be enough. But like giving someone a gift

705
00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:20,520
Speaker 2: and watching them have to perform, I'm like, yeah, dance,

706
00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:23,280
Speaker 2: like perform, baby, like do it.

707
00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:24,640
Speaker 1: Don't play with myne.

708
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:25,560
Speaker 2: Don't play with that.

709
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:29,480
Speaker 1: He chants me to go to bed so bad, bro,

710
00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:34,279
Speaker 1: he's like, actually so annoying. Mmm, yeah, I don't like.

711
00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:37,440
Speaker 1: I don't like getting gifts at all. It makes me

712
00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:41,080
Speaker 1: so uncomfortable. I'd much rather just buy something that I want. Yeah,

713
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:44,240
Speaker 1: but no, like getting a good gift obviously makes me happy,

714
00:36:44,239 --> 00:36:45,919
Speaker 1: and I'm lucky enough that, like I have friends who

715
00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:49,040
Speaker 1: like shore me in gifts, but it does always like

716
00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:51,600
Speaker 1: I hate when somebody like is trying to product what

717
00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:56,799
Speaker 1: I want. I'm like, you should already know, not even that.

718
00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:59,080
Speaker 1: I'm just like, don't get me something, because I'm also

719
00:36:59,239 --> 00:37:00,960
Speaker 1: just like I half to be even I have to

720
00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:03,399
Speaker 1: do it back. I must, I must, I must, I must,

721
00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:04,320
Speaker 1: I must, I must.

722
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:06,879
Speaker 2: That's why I give everyone gifts is because I'm like.

723
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:08,440
Speaker 1: Can you get gifts back?

724
00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:11,880
Speaker 2: And if you do that to ten people, you get

725
00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:12,560
Speaker 2: ten gifts?

726
00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:14,560
Speaker 1: Yes, then I guess you have to invest in giving

727
00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:15,440
Speaker 1: out ten gifts.

728
00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:18,040
Speaker 2: Yeah. No. I was telling someone the other day where

729
00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:20,799
Speaker 2: I was like, I was like, I literally would I

730
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:23,160
Speaker 2: mean this is this is literally not a hot take

731
00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:26,239
Speaker 2: at all, but like literally make something for me, like

732
00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:29,759
Speaker 2: draw write a fucking letter that that's so cute, do

733
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:33,360
Speaker 2: a cute little drawing or some shit like put some

734
00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:36,359
Speaker 2: heart in it. I don't need a material gift, yea

735
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:39,799
Speaker 2: in earthly pleasure, that's my unless it's like sick at

736
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:41,440
Speaker 2: fucking super custom.

737
00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:46,360
Speaker 1: Like, unless it's like super rare, super vintage, super like eclectic.

738
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:49,920
Speaker 2: I have never thought to spend my own line exactly.

739
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:54,680
Speaker 1: I'm kind of in the vibe of I'm definitely asking

740
00:37:54,719 --> 00:37:58,640
Speaker 1: for bed sheets this year. I usually ask for because

741
00:37:58,640 --> 00:38:00,640
Speaker 1: it's getting around that time, like we gotta start thinking

742
00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:01,799
Speaker 1: about what we're going to ask people.

743
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:05,479
Speaker 2: I can't. That's so scary. I don't want anything. I'm

744
00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:09,000
Speaker 2: so like not passionate about life in general that like

745
00:38:09,040 --> 00:38:11,600
Speaker 2: the idea of like thinking about telling someone what to

746
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:14,400
Speaker 2: get me is horrifying. I don't even want to be alive.

747
00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:17,240
Speaker 2: So it's like, oh, you're going to get me a gift,

748
00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:20,440
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna kill myself next year. Anyways, you're going

749
00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:25,120
Speaker 2: to get it back, babe. I cannot believe I got

750
00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:30,000
Speaker 2: addicted to bidding on what not, Like I really I

751
00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:32,040
Speaker 2: really did. But I kind of like was fucking with

752
00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:34,399
Speaker 2: people a little bit, where like I would just make

753
00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:39,480
Speaker 2: the bid go higher in those ten seconds so they

754
00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:40,560
Speaker 2: would have to spend more.

755
00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:42,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, what the fuck?

756
00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:45,959
Speaker 2: Like I became evil I had a whole or I.

757
00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:48,120
Speaker 1: Guess, like once you accidentally bid, you just went.

758
00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:51,200
Speaker 2: I was pissed. I was I wanted It's like hurt people.

759
00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:53,520
Speaker 2: Hurt people like I did not want to spend forty

760
00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:55,800
Speaker 2: eight fucking dollars, so I'm gonna make other people spend.

761
00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:58,240
Speaker 1: You wouldn't be doing it again anyway, So how badly

762
00:38:58,280 --> 00:38:58,920
Speaker 1: did you not want to?

763
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:01,520
Speaker 2: I got addicted to it. I literally got addicted to you.

764
00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:02,959
Speaker 1: Do you think you'd be the kind of person who's

765
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:04,480
Speaker 1: really addicted to like the casino?

766
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:06,040
Speaker 2: No, I don't have that in me.

767
00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:08,680
Speaker 1: I'm likely I feel like I'm kind of too lazy,

768
00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:10,520
Speaker 1: Like what do you mean I have to go somewhere?

769
00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:13,560
Speaker 1: Like and I'm somebody who like I I like, I

770
00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:16,640
Speaker 1: love shopping and whatnot, but like I really just I

771
00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:20,080
Speaker 1: don't understand, like at least with like an arcade, Like yeah,

772
00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:22,960
Speaker 1: I know I'm gonna get candy, Like I'm down to

773
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:28,719
Speaker 1: spend one hundred dollars to get a sour straw, I

774
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:32,640
Speaker 1: guess or something like that. One hundred dollars includes like

775
00:39:32,719 --> 00:39:35,400
Speaker 1: the tickets and then also like a snack and a drink,

776
00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:38,840
Speaker 1: And I'm like, whoa like that sounds amazing, but a

777
00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:42,759
Speaker 1: casino what it's I'm gonna smell like shitty butt cigarette

778
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:44,960
Speaker 1: fuck and lose money.

779
00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:49,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've I've gambled twice in my life and I'm

780
00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:51,480
Speaker 2: up all time, so I'll never gamble again like at

781
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:51,960
Speaker 2: a casino.

782
00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:53,839
Speaker 1: I mean that's like me with Fortnite. The last time

783
00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:55,560
Speaker 1: I played was a victory roy El, and I haven't

784
00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:58,080
Speaker 1: picked up good sense. I got that crown.

785
00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:00,759
Speaker 2: I keep that ground on me. I keep that crown

786
00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:02,000
Speaker 2: on me, Crown Royale.

787
00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:05,960
Speaker 1: I just wish like something was actually No, there's like

788
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:09,000
Speaker 1: a lot to look forward to. Life has only just

789
00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:11,680
Speaker 1: begun for a lot of us, and I refuse to

790
00:40:11,719 --> 00:40:13,000
Speaker 1: be a part of the pessimism.

791
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:18,719
Speaker 2: I've decided you created the pessimism. You were the the

792
00:40:18,719 --> 00:40:23,040
Speaker 2: co creator and the devil nah me and that Namel

793
00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:25,320
Speaker 2: whacking side advice side.

794
00:40:25,360 --> 00:40:28,200
Speaker 1: Oh. I give everyone else like for their own ventures

795
00:40:28,200 --> 00:40:30,560
Speaker 1: and life optimism for the most part, at least in

796
00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:33,279
Speaker 1: my like circle. Everyone else like. I feel like I'm

797
00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:37,040
Speaker 1: a great cheerleader for but for like myself and GP

798
00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:40,600
Speaker 1: literally get the fuck out of my face, GP, General Public.

799
00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:47,040
Speaker 2: I never heard of that GDP domestic product. What GDP

800
00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:50,120
Speaker 2: gross domestic product.

801
00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:51,200
Speaker 1: What the fuck is that?

802
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:55,880
Speaker 2: It's like the GDP of a country is like seventeen.

803
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:01,680
Speaker 2: A hot car.

804
00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:04,880
Speaker 1: I'm gonna smoke like I love him.

805
00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:08,520
Speaker 2: I love being in a hot car. Okay, guys, we're back.

806
00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:12,399
Speaker 2: I love a hot car, I really do. I love

807
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:15,920
Speaker 2: sitting in a hot car. I love getting in a

808
00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:19,880
Speaker 2: hot car in a summer day and sweating reminds me

809
00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:20,360
Speaker 2: I'm alive.

810
00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:23,400
Speaker 1: I don't know why that's something you like, because to me,

811
00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:28,640
Speaker 1: it's like, actually the worst part of a day. Also, recently,

812
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:30,719
Speaker 1: all I can think about is how every car only

813
00:41:30,719 --> 00:41:32,040
Speaker 1: has one person in it.

814
00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:34,560
Speaker 2: Oh. When I pointed that out to you, did that

815
00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:35,719
Speaker 2: that literally greened you out?

816
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:38,719
Speaker 1: Like or you You've said that a few times and

817
00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:41,080
Speaker 1: I've just been like whatever. But I think it was

818
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:45,600
Speaker 1: recently we were together. We were together, But I think like

819
00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:48,880
Speaker 1: the day before that, I was like in a rush

820
00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:52,560
Speaker 1: somewhere and I had looked forward into like all the cars,

821
00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:56,560
Speaker 1: and I was like, damn, I have an idea, Like

822
00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:58,319
Speaker 1: if we were all on our feet.

823
00:41:58,440 --> 00:42:01,800
Speaker 2: I have an idea running. I have a really good idea. Okay,

824
00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:06,239
Speaker 2: what we should make really big cars that have like

825
00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:09,879
Speaker 2: fifty seats in them. And really that. I don't know.

826
00:42:10,239 --> 00:42:13,080
Speaker 2: They're really long and they have like fifty seats and

827
00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:16,800
Speaker 2: one driver and it has multiple stops throughout the city

828
00:42:19,239 --> 00:42:22,000
Speaker 2: and you stop at like a stop and you can

829
00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:24,560
Speaker 2: walk to your house. It'll you have to walk still, but.

830
00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:26,520
Speaker 1: You it just makes the walk shorter.

831
00:42:26,719 --> 00:42:28,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it gets less cars off the road, potes

832
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:30,640
Speaker 2: the earth less.

833
00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:36,080
Speaker 1: It's like, what if we like dug holes like down

834
00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:38,440
Speaker 1: and we could put like escalators. Yeah, and we could

835
00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:43,680
Speaker 1: put like escalators and elevators and stuff and stairs so

836
00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:47,400
Speaker 1: people could like we would go down there and it

837
00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:50,200
Speaker 1: would be like the long car thing you were talking about,

838
00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:53,680
Speaker 1: but super loud. Yeah. Well it couldn't be just one

839
00:42:53,719 --> 00:42:56,080
Speaker 1: super long car because like for to turn and stuff,

840
00:42:56,080 --> 00:43:00,000
Speaker 1: it would need that mobility. Yeah, it could be like cars.

841
00:43:00,239 --> 00:43:01,080
Speaker 2: How would you do that?

842
00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:07,640
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding, like genuinely, how the fuck do they

843
00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:07,920
Speaker 1: do that?

844
00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:10,880
Speaker 2: I know it's so crazy? An how is any like

845
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:14,320
Speaker 2: how did anybody figure out how to do anything? Like

846
00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:17,160
Speaker 2: like how did someone like make this challenge or like

847
00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:20,000
Speaker 2: a glass bottle? Like who thought of that? Who thought

848
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:20,160
Speaker 2: of that?

849
00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:22,600
Speaker 1: Who the fuck was lighting sand on fire?

850
00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:23,600
Speaker 2: Yeah? Who melted?

851
00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:26,480
Speaker 1: I guess it's not that crazy, like what somebody had

852
00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:30,800
Speaker 1: to have like been in sicily like making a fire

853
00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:34,360
Speaker 1: pay on the beach and no way way, why is

854
00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:35,399
Speaker 1: that big? Now?

855
00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:37,600
Speaker 2: Everything is empty space?

856
00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:40,560
Speaker 1: What do you mean? Everything is empty space?

857
00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:45,400
Speaker 2: Like inside of an atom, it's mostly empty space, but

858
00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:47,080
Speaker 2: somehow it's solid.

859
00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:50,319
Speaker 1: I just don't even believe in all that shit, like

860
00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:52,200
Speaker 1: I do, I do, I do. I don't want that, Like,

861
00:43:52,239 --> 00:43:52,880
Speaker 1: oh my god.

862
00:43:52,719 --> 00:43:55,080
Speaker 2: That's the last thing it doesn't believe in atoms.

863
00:43:55,320 --> 00:43:57,239
Speaker 1: The last thing I need is somebody to think like

864
00:43:57,280 --> 00:44:00,279
Speaker 1: I'm like a non science like believer, whatever the but

865
00:44:00,360 --> 00:44:02,919
Speaker 1: I just can't comprehend it because half the time I'm

866
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:06,719
Speaker 1: trying to figure out this world is my feeling of

867
00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:09,960
Speaker 1: being alive? Is what every human feels? I'm like, does

868
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:13,879
Speaker 1: every few human like feel? Like? Do people feel more

869
00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:16,040
Speaker 1: than what I feel? Is this it?

870
00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:19,560
Speaker 2: I know? I think everyone feels the exact same people

871
00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:22,120
Speaker 2: are just better at better equipped at handling it with

872
00:44:22,239 --> 00:44:25,200
Speaker 2: the chemicals they were given at birth.

873
00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:30,319
Speaker 1: I don't even mean that like my life like I'm

874
00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:32,839
Speaker 1: like very grateful for my life. I literally mean like,

875
00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:37,319
Speaker 1: if I think too much about existing, I'm just like

876
00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:40,120
Speaker 1: what like, I'm just like, what am I even thinking?

877
00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:44,520
Speaker 2: About like I smokes weed once, you know, like.

878
00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:47,760
Speaker 1: That, because there's like the idea of like Sounder, I'm.

879
00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:50,600
Speaker 2: The exact same way, Like I literally like it's solf

880
00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:51,760
Speaker 2: fucking ooky spooky.

881
00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:55,040
Speaker 1: You're just like this is literally it and does every

882
00:44:55,239 --> 00:44:58,000
Speaker 1: human feel this way? Question mark. But there are some

883
00:44:58,040 --> 00:45:01,319
Speaker 1: people who genuinely are just like living for because they're

884
00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:03,120
Speaker 1: able to just like swallow that this is it, and

885
00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:06,800
Speaker 1: they're like party party, like when Alaska was trying to

886
00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:08,720
Speaker 1: fucking stay winning, party party.

887
00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:11,399
Speaker 2: Can I eat pizza that's been sitting on the counter

888
00:45:11,480 --> 00:45:12,040
Speaker 2: for two days?

889
00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:13,160
Speaker 1: I really don't think you should.

890
00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:14,880
Speaker 2: I looked it up and it says two hours, but

891
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:16,640
Speaker 2: I'm like, I feel like I've eaten pizza that's been

892
00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:20,920
Speaker 2: sitting on the counter for like six months, Like like

893
00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:23,719
Speaker 2: I feel like it's safe. Also as whole, Like we

894
00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:26,719
Speaker 2: shut all of the doors. I heard him they won't

895
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:28,920
Speaker 2: be able to but it was very faint and cute.

896
00:45:30,040 --> 00:45:31,919
Speaker 1: I'm really scared that his is going to like pee

897
00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:33,799
Speaker 1: on something to get mad at me.

898
00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:36,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, like's misbehaving.

899
00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:39,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's been acting out because I haven't been. Actually

900
00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:41,839
Speaker 1: that's the thing is, oh my god, having a cat

901
00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:45,400
Speaker 1: with separation anxiety is actually so annoying because I spent

902
00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:47,960
Speaker 1: three days in a row just sitting around with him

903
00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:49,440
Speaker 1: all day and it still wasn't enough.

904
00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:52,440
Speaker 2: Like it'll never be enough.

905
00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:54,479
Speaker 1: It will never be enough for that fuck ass cat.

906
00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:59,080
Speaker 2: Like wow, Like it'll never fucking be enough. Guys, Batty

907
00:45:59,120 --> 00:45:59,759
Speaker 2: Winkle died?

908
00:46:00,239 --> 00:46:01,200
Speaker 1: Wait did she? Actually?

909
00:46:02,040 --> 00:46:03,960
Speaker 2: I think? Unless it's fake news.

910
00:46:04,600 --> 00:46:07,560
Speaker 1: Well, remember like I think, like last summer or something,

911
00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:09,319
Speaker 1: I was like trying to figure out if she was

912
00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:09,959
Speaker 1: still here.

913
00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:16,839
Speaker 2: Apparently she died on September fourth this year. Yeah, that's

914
00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:22,640
Speaker 2: really tragic. Rest in peace. We lost Batty Winkle and

915
00:46:23,480 --> 00:46:25,840
Speaker 2: yeah she they posted on the Instagram we lost Batty

916
00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:27,680
Speaker 2: Winkle and Rolling Ray in the same week.

917
00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:29,040
Speaker 1: Damn dude.

918
00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:31,399
Speaker 2: That is actually so someone told me recently. Death comes

919
00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:34,560
Speaker 2: in three celebrity deaths. Who's next?

920
00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:41,839
Speaker 1: Hopefully no one? Hopefully this is the miracle that's only two?

921
00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:49,560
Speaker 2: Wow with that, Like, what hope it's Trump? I hope

922
00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:50,160
Speaker 2: it's Trump.

923
00:46:50,480 --> 00:46:54,879
Speaker 1: I hope it works out, dude. I whoa, they were

924
00:46:54,920 --> 00:47:00,200
Speaker 1: like pumping that thing with Like I don't know what

925
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:02,239
Speaker 1: they're putting in that thing to keep it going, But

926
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:05,600
Speaker 1: I really like he seems like he's supposed to be dead,

927
00:47:06,080 --> 00:47:07,120
Speaker 1: Like he's like right.

928
00:47:07,239 --> 00:47:10,920
Speaker 2: They replaced him with a robot. He runs on motor oil.

929
00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:16,480
Speaker 2: I mean actually before he died, he ran on motor oil.

930
00:47:18,239 --> 00:47:20,240
Speaker 2: Like he just looks like a motherfucker that would drink

931
00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:24,000
Speaker 2: like natural gas. Yeah, yeah, Like is natural gas liquid

932
00:47:25,080 --> 00:47:29,280
Speaker 2: or is it gas? Is natural gas a liquid or gas?

933
00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:34,400
Speaker 2: Natural gas is a gas, not a liquid or a solid.

934
00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:37,239
Speaker 2: It's lighter than air. Wait, but then how do they

935
00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:38,520
Speaker 2: turn it into gasoline?

936
00:47:40,040 --> 00:47:45,799
Speaker 1: I don't know, you're like scared into gasoline. I don't know.

937
00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:49,680
Speaker 1: Gas is just the stuff I put in my cars up.

938
00:47:50,760 --> 00:47:53,279
Speaker 1: Like the kind of shit that I'm talking about is

939
00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:55,879
Speaker 1: like I was talking to my therapist about it, and

940
00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:59,520
Speaker 1: I've had to like allot myself, Like I've been trying

941
00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:02,120
Speaker 1: to do a good job of allotting myself real thinking

942
00:48:02,200 --> 00:48:04,879
Speaker 1: time and then like play thinking time. And I've been

943
00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:06,839
Speaker 1: doing like a week and a half where I just

944
00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:11,600
Speaker 1: like super charge a bunch of information about everything happening.

945
00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:13,960
Speaker 1: And then I take like a four day break, and

946
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:16,000
Speaker 1: you're really impeding on my four day break with all

947
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:18,359
Speaker 1: this talk about like gas and stuff. It's just like

948
00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:20,000
Speaker 1: it's really cramping my style.

949
00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:23,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's how my brain works. My mom yesterday

950
00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:26,160
Speaker 2: or two days ago on the phone was like, Drew, like,

951
00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:28,520
Speaker 2: you're weird, Like you're a weirdo. And I was like

952
00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:30,480
Speaker 2: what why, Like she said it out of nowhere, and

953
00:48:30,520 --> 00:48:32,359
Speaker 2: she was just like me and Madain were talking about

954
00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:35,799
Speaker 2: you like we were driving. No, they were talking shit

955
00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:36,719
Speaker 2: about me like they were.

956
00:48:36,840 --> 00:48:39,480
Speaker 1: It was actually such a funny conversation. We were saying, like,

957
00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:41,080
Speaker 1: you're just the weirdest person in.

958
00:48:41,080 --> 00:48:44,720
Speaker 2: That No, literally, but they were like saying that, like

959
00:48:44,719 --> 00:48:47,919
Speaker 2: like when I'm driving and someone's in the passenger seat

960
00:48:47,960 --> 00:48:49,680
Speaker 2: and tell me if this is true, because I was like,

961
00:48:49,719 --> 00:48:52,319
Speaker 2: I don't do that, but like I'll be driving and

962
00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:55,160
Speaker 2: it'll be dead silent, and then I'll like be like, hey,

963
00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:56,319
Speaker 2: can you look this up for me?

964
00:48:56,680 --> 00:49:03,120
Speaker 1: Yeah? You do do that like all time?

965
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:04,080
Speaker 2: Is that weird?

966
00:49:05,239 --> 00:49:07,600
Speaker 1: Yeah? And it fucking sucks. See. I will say, you

967
00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:09,400
Speaker 1: don't do it to me as often because of my

968
00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:12,080
Speaker 1: car sickness, but like there are times where you're like

969
00:49:12,239 --> 00:49:13,920
Speaker 1: hell bent on it and I'm just like, dude, Like,

970
00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:18,399
Speaker 1: it's also just like the like, no, it's random, ship,

971
00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:22,040
Speaker 1: I'm sure stupid shit. Ever, and I like the thing

972
00:49:22,360 --> 00:49:24,360
Speaker 1: that's funny is you get the information you do what

973
00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:27,200
Speaker 1: you just do, okay, Like it's like okay.

974
00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:29,160
Speaker 2: But then it stays in my brain forever. I'll never

975
00:49:29,239 --> 00:49:31,799
Speaker 2: forget that natural gas is gas.

976
00:49:32,920 --> 00:49:36,640
Speaker 1: The natural gas is what gas? Okay? And how do

977
00:49:36,680 --> 00:49:38,000
Speaker 1: they turn it into gasoline?

978
00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:39,120
Speaker 2: I didn't read the article?

979
00:49:40,160 --> 00:49:41,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, are you gonna read it?

980
00:49:41,280 --> 00:49:45,640
Speaker 2: For dead serious? I'll probably turn my shower on and

981
00:49:45,719 --> 00:49:48,200
Speaker 2: let it get hot, and while it's getting hot, I'll

982
00:49:48,239 --> 00:49:50,000
Speaker 2: read it. I'll learn.

983
00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:53,000
Speaker 1: I guess, yeah, Like that's a good thing to be watching.

984
00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:55,280
Speaker 1: Like what I can't think of like what I watch.

985
00:49:55,239 --> 00:49:57,319
Speaker 2: My Why do I need to know that? Like what

986
00:49:57,440 --> 00:49:59,360
Speaker 2: is that going to change about my life? Truly?

987
00:50:01,120 --> 00:50:03,520
Speaker 1: I don't know because I guess it doesn't necessarily like

988
00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:05,480
Speaker 1: add to your day to day because I'm trying to

989
00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:07,279
Speaker 1: think of things like I watch in my free time,

990
00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:10,040
Speaker 1: and I watch a lot of like weird crafting things

991
00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:12,240
Speaker 1: and about like comic artists. Like I've been into drawings,

992
00:50:12,239 --> 00:50:13,839
Speaker 1: so I've been watching a lot of stuff like that,

993
00:50:14,640 --> 00:50:16,920
Speaker 1: and that kind of like adds to my thing? Is

994
00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:18,160
Speaker 1: your thing like an ego thing?

995
00:50:18,239 --> 00:50:19,239
Speaker 2: Minds? Mind's an ego?

996
00:50:19,360 --> 00:50:20,240
Speaker 1: Do you want to be smart?

997
00:50:20,360 --> 00:50:22,000
Speaker 2: Yeah? I think that's where it's coming from.

998
00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:25,000
Speaker 1: But I guess you've always been like academically leaning though,

999
00:50:25,040 --> 00:50:26,200
Speaker 1: like even growing up.

1000
00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:32,600
Speaker 2: I've been academically drinking lean you mathematically.

1001
00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:36,000
Speaker 1: I think you probably got real lean like three times.

1002
00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:43,600
Speaker 2: Probably not, it's probably fake every time. Now Zanni bars Danny?

1003
00:50:43,920 --> 00:50:46,640
Speaker 2: Who how has Cox or Zanny bro? Wait?

1004
00:50:46,680 --> 00:50:49,359
Speaker 1: Where were we do we do this really annoying thing

1005
00:50:49,400 --> 00:50:52,520
Speaker 1: where we go places where people obviously actually do all

1006
00:50:52,560 --> 00:50:55,280
Speaker 1: these actions, but we will just out loud start talking

1007
00:50:55,280 --> 00:50:55,960
Speaker 1: about like.

1008
00:50:56,880 --> 00:50:58,719
Speaker 2: How has Cox or Zanni's bro?

1009
00:50:59,040 --> 00:51:01,040
Speaker 1: Like do you think anybody here would be willing to

1010
00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:03,680
Speaker 1: sell me one of their percocets? Like saying shit like

1011
00:51:03,719 --> 00:51:05,720
Speaker 1: that out loud? And I mean, like, it's so annoying

1012
00:51:05,760 --> 00:51:07,640
Speaker 1: that the bathrooms don't have like a proper place to

1013
00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:08,359
Speaker 1: do a bump here.

1014
00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:12,240
Speaker 2: I know, there's literally never the time nor the place

1015
00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:14,359
Speaker 2: for us. It's always now or never?

1016
00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:18,919
Speaker 1: What the fuck does I like, why did you say

1017
00:51:18,960 --> 00:51:20,960
Speaker 1: that to me? Like an ironically?

1018
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:26,040
Speaker 2: Is that? Like I meant, like we just we just

1019
00:51:26,120 --> 00:51:30,680
Speaker 2: say everything in the places of which you want to

1020
00:51:30,719 --> 00:51:33,520
Speaker 2: be because if you were that we would figure it out.

1021
00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:36,240
Speaker 1: No, we would not, Yes, she would yes, then you would.

1022
00:51:36,040 --> 00:51:37,840
Speaker 2: Go if I eat it the snope, No, I didn't

1023
00:51:38,239 --> 00:51:39,960
Speaker 2: snope moop.

1024
00:51:40,080 --> 00:51:40,839
Speaker 1: Do you know about moop?

1025
00:51:41,239 --> 00:51:41,520
Speaker 2: Moop?

1026
00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:43,120
Speaker 1: You don't know about moop?

1027
00:51:43,280 --> 00:51:43,560
Speaker 2: Meet me?

1028
00:51:46,120 --> 00:51:50,319
Speaker 1: No, you're low key like so stupid for not knowing

1029
00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:53,880
Speaker 1: what moop. How about now, I don't think that's funny

1030
00:51:53,880 --> 00:51:54,719
Speaker 1: because I literally will be.

1031
00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:58,120
Speaker 2: I've been doing a thing recently where I'll put a

1032
00:51:58,120 --> 00:52:00,000
Speaker 2: bunch of food in my mouth and open my mouth

1033
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:07,600
Speaker 2: out and show the food. I'm pushing thirty, I think,

1034
00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:08,319
Speaker 2: But I have fun.

1035
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:13,279
Speaker 1: I have fun also, like I've been saying for the

1036
00:52:13,520 --> 00:52:15,720
Speaker 1: you guys can look it up. I'm not afraid of aging,

1037
00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:18,600
Speaker 1: and I'm genuinely like so excited to be hot and thirty.

1038
00:52:20,239 --> 00:52:27,520
Speaker 1: How your parents raised you and you were like most

1039
00:52:27,680 --> 00:52:31,120
Speaker 1: definitely around an infant, Like a lot of people had

1040
00:52:31,239 --> 00:52:35,520
Speaker 1: kids around like our listeners when they were our age.

1041
00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:39,440
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, Yeah.

1042
00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:41,480
Speaker 2: I'm supposed to have a kid right now.

1043
00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:44,960
Speaker 1: And look how fucked up you are. So we are nothing.

1044
00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:47,600
Speaker 2: How fucked we are, I know, And yeah.

1045
00:52:47,480 --> 00:52:48,960
Speaker 1: Look at how fuck that we are, Like we are

1046
00:52:49,040 --> 00:52:52,840
Speaker 1: nothing short of what like we're actually doing the world

1047
00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:57,560
Speaker 1: so many favors by resting in our arrested development instead

1048
00:52:57,560 --> 00:52:59,759
Speaker 1: of like trying to tackle the world and like act

1049
00:52:59,880 --> 00:53:03,040
Speaker 1: like I'm bigger, Like, oh no, I'm dumb as rocks.

1050
00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:06,000
Speaker 1: Also like brouh, I don't go fuck fuck. I was

1051
00:53:06,040 --> 00:53:08,120
Speaker 1: gonna say something before that I forgot.

1052
00:53:10,880 --> 00:53:12,680
Speaker 2: Do you believe in kay? People?

1053
00:53:14,640 --> 00:53:22,759
Speaker 1: No? Why I just don't, Like, I don't really understand it.

1054
00:53:23,160 --> 00:53:24,960
Speaker 2: Would you wear a dead man's clothes?

1055
00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:28,560
Speaker 1: Hell no?

1056
00:53:30,440 --> 00:53:34,759
Speaker 2: Hem, Okay, we need to stop. Hell no, you know

1057
00:53:34,840 --> 00:53:36,360
Speaker 2: what I'm referencing, right, yeah.

1058
00:53:36,360 --> 00:53:40,600
Speaker 1: The like the fucking thrift store or not the thrift Store?

1059
00:53:40,760 --> 00:53:42,920
Speaker 1: Did they ever? I never We never found out if

1060
00:53:42,920 --> 00:53:43,840
Speaker 1: they made an episode.

1061
00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:45,960
Speaker 2: I think they did, but they got clowned and they

1062
00:53:46,040 --> 00:53:48,800
Speaker 2: deleted it. I watched ten minutes of it before I

1063
00:53:48,840 --> 00:53:51,600
Speaker 2: got deleted, though, and then I literally could not take

1064
00:53:51,680 --> 00:53:56,080
Speaker 2: it anymore. Oh my god, it is on the morning

1065
00:53:56,560 --> 00:54:01,400
Speaker 2: and we got to be up in five hours. Damn

1066
00:54:01,719 --> 00:54:10,400
Speaker 2: challenge zem zem zaddy. The final thought I have is

1067
00:54:10,680 --> 00:54:16,720
Speaker 2: I was texting Jeff tonight and he said that on TikTok,

1068
00:54:16,760 --> 00:54:20,000
Speaker 2: there's a conversation being had right now, six months clean

1069
00:54:22,160 --> 00:54:25,760
Speaker 2: there's you're on reels like it's so it's even worse.

1070
00:54:26,239 --> 00:54:31,120
Speaker 2: It's so crazy on there. It's like really scary, it's

1071
00:54:31,200 --> 00:54:34,080
Speaker 2: really creepy. I've never seen more of vitriolic hate in

1072
00:54:34,239 --> 00:54:37,840
Speaker 2: my life for just pure strangers than I have on

1073
00:54:38,040 --> 00:54:42,400
Speaker 2: Instagram reels, Like the comment sections are diabolical. That is

1074
00:54:42,600 --> 00:54:45,040
Speaker 2: so great, like the meanest ease.

1075
00:54:45,040 --> 00:54:46,960
Speaker 1: I feel like TikTok comments are evil.

1076
00:54:47,160 --> 00:54:51,560
Speaker 2: It's it's exponentially worse, Like it's the most heinous shit

1077
00:54:51,600 --> 00:54:56,239
Speaker 2: I've ever seen commented ever in my life. But it's

1078
00:54:56,320 --> 00:54:56,920
Speaker 2: funny and.

1079
00:54:56,960 --> 00:55:00,399
Speaker 1: It has Graham is like connected to your face bok,

1080
00:55:00,680 --> 00:55:07,600
Speaker 1: so like that feels very like brazen because I feel

1081
00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:11,480
Speaker 1: like so much a talk there is like yeah, and

1082
00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:15,239
Speaker 1: people are like resting in that to be cuckoo bananas,

1083
00:55:16,680 --> 00:55:18,000
Speaker 1: but like, oh my god.

1084
00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:19,840
Speaker 2: Cuckoo net net what.

1085
00:55:21,520 --> 00:55:22,000
Speaker 1: Exactly?

1086
00:55:22,600 --> 00:55:26,839
Speaker 2: There you go? There you go. But Jeff was telling

1087
00:55:26,880 --> 00:55:29,440
Speaker 2: me that there's like this conversation being had right now,

1088
00:55:31,200 --> 00:55:32,920
Speaker 2: and like you know when you like see something and

1089
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:35,280
Speaker 2: you're like, oh, I didn't know that was a universal experience.

1090
00:55:35,320 --> 00:55:37,880
Speaker 2: I thought I was special, Like what what is an

1091
00:55:37,920 --> 00:55:42,400
Speaker 2: example of that? Like walking down the underwear aisle and

1092
00:55:42,480 --> 00:55:47,040
Speaker 2: looking at the bulges like yeah, yeah, like that's a

1093
00:55:47,200 --> 00:55:53,040
Speaker 2: universal experience. Well, this one was one that I genuinely

1094
00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:56,440
Speaker 2: did not know. I thought this only happened to me

1095
00:55:57,880 --> 00:56:00,440
Speaker 2: as a young gay man. But it happened, Jeff, and

1096
00:56:00,560 --> 00:56:05,239
Speaker 2: it's a whole conversation online right now, bitch. When I

1097
00:56:05,640 --> 00:56:10,080
Speaker 2: went under anesthesia anesthesia the two times that I needed

1098
00:56:10,160 --> 00:56:14,960
Speaker 2: surgeries or the three times, my biggest fucking fear was

1099
00:56:15,800 --> 00:56:19,640
Speaker 2: accidentally coming out, like of the closet.

1100
00:56:19,320 --> 00:56:22,719
Speaker 1: To like my Yeah, that's probably like a huge fear

1101
00:56:22,840 --> 00:56:24,200
Speaker 1: for any gay motherfucker.

1102
00:56:24,320 --> 00:56:27,920
Speaker 2: I remember getting my wisdom teeth out and like, you

1103
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:31,560
Speaker 2: know how everyone's like, oh, which, by the way, everyone's

1104
00:56:31,600 --> 00:56:34,319
Speaker 2: lying and faking it. Everyone's judging it up. Everybody wants

1105
00:56:34,360 --> 00:56:36,800
Speaker 2: the viral clip like you're not actually acting like that,

1106
00:56:37,239 --> 00:56:45,800
Speaker 2: but like whatever. But I was scared, like i'd be tweaking.

1107
00:56:46,040 --> 00:56:48,319
Speaker 2: I was so fucking scared of coming out. I would

1108
00:56:48,360 --> 00:56:50,279
Speaker 2: like I would literally like freak the fuck out in

1109
00:56:50,360 --> 00:56:51,680
Speaker 2: my head like it was.

1110
00:56:51,920 --> 00:56:52,120
Speaker 1: It was.

1111
00:56:52,360 --> 00:56:52,920
Speaker 2: It was crazy.

1112
00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:56,040
Speaker 1: That's so sad. Yeah, well, what's the Like.

1113
00:56:56,200 --> 00:56:59,000
Speaker 2: I never came out, still haven't.

1114
00:57:00,360 --> 00:57:03,239
Speaker 1: You don't have to thank you. Some people don't have to.

1115
00:57:04,760 --> 00:57:05,600
Speaker 2: I agree with that.

1116
00:57:06,719 --> 00:57:08,720
Speaker 1: I agree with some people could stay in there forever.

1117
00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:09,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree.

1118
00:57:09,600 --> 00:57:12,040
Speaker 1: I'll be in there forever. That's okay, thank you. I

1119
00:57:12,160 --> 00:57:14,320
Speaker 1: can see you, I can see you peeking through.

1120
00:57:15,080 --> 00:57:17,640
Speaker 2: I see the type of person that you are.

1121
00:57:18,080 --> 00:57:20,280
Speaker 1: No peaking. You either stay in there and get out

1122
00:57:20,760 --> 00:57:21,320
Speaker 1: no peaking.

1123
00:57:22,760 --> 00:57:23,440
Speaker 2: Can I go back in?

1124
00:57:24,280 --> 00:57:24,960
Speaker 1: No, you can't.

1125
00:57:26,160 --> 00:57:27,880
Speaker 2: That was the That was the last thing I wanted

1126
00:57:27,880 --> 00:57:30,760
Speaker 2: to talk about, so I talked about the sidekick, loft

1127
00:57:30,880 --> 00:57:34,640
Speaker 2: apartments are evil or the Boo boo what not? Like, oh,

1128
00:57:35,560 --> 00:57:39,000
Speaker 2: the greatest video of all time, the most the most embarrassing.

1129
00:57:39,120 --> 00:57:41,560
Speaker 2: This is my media for the week, The most embarrassing

1130
00:57:41,640 --> 00:57:45,680
Speaker 2: thing I've ever seen posted to the Internet in my

1131
00:57:46,040 --> 00:57:50,480
Speaker 2: entire life. Like it is mortifying, and it's like literally

1132
00:57:50,680 --> 00:57:54,240
Speaker 2: not even funny, how like intimate of a moment this

1133
00:57:54,640 --> 00:57:59,120
Speaker 2: is for this man that just got broadcasted everywhere, Like

1134
00:57:59,240 --> 00:58:02,439
Speaker 2: I literally I don't know how you can continue living

1135
00:58:02,480 --> 00:58:03,320
Speaker 2: after this moment, and I.

1136
00:58:03,360 --> 00:58:06,400
Speaker 1: Do'son the guy who like drops down.

1137
00:58:06,240 --> 00:58:09,960
Speaker 2: In his penis that is just that is alas that

1138
00:58:10,080 --> 00:58:12,440
Speaker 2: is a good moment, Like that is that is one

1139
00:58:12,440 --> 00:58:14,000
Speaker 2: of the best things that's ever happened to that man.

1140
00:58:14,040 --> 00:58:16,600
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm I'm sure for him it was a nightmare.

1141
00:58:16,760 --> 00:58:19,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was probably terrible, but also wanted to kill himself.

1142
00:58:19,280 --> 00:58:21,240
Speaker 2: It's still out there, like, oh my god, that's who

1143
00:58:21,360 --> 00:58:21,880
Speaker 2: posted that.

1144
00:58:22,120 --> 00:58:24,840
Speaker 1: That's evil to like he should definitely take that person

1145
00:58:25,800 --> 00:58:26,760
Speaker 1: thinks it's funny.

1146
00:58:26,680 --> 00:58:30,720
Speaker 2: Digging balls out not a bad penis, I'll be honest,

1147
00:58:31,160 --> 00:58:33,640
Speaker 2: a decent penis, so he should be proud. Yeah.

1148
00:58:33,720 --> 00:58:36,360
Speaker 1: I think that's the only video of a penis suddenly

1149
00:58:36,520 --> 00:58:40,200
Speaker 1: bursting into a frame of like a video that I

1150
00:58:40,400 --> 00:58:44,120
Speaker 1: wasn't like completely mortified, offended by and disgusted, Like that's

1151
00:58:44,160 --> 00:58:46,240
Speaker 1: a video that has replay value to me because it's

1152
00:58:46,280 --> 00:58:47,240
Speaker 1: just so funny.

1153
00:58:47,440 --> 00:58:48,040
Speaker 2: It's such a.

1154
00:58:48,080 --> 00:58:49,920
Speaker 1: Good the lighting too, it makes it a.

1155
00:58:49,960 --> 00:58:53,600
Speaker 2: Bit more like a wedding, like, yeah, he's dropping it

1156
00:58:53,720 --> 00:58:54,520
Speaker 2: low at a wedding.

1157
00:58:54,840 --> 00:58:56,440
Speaker 1: He's having the best night of his life, and he

1158
00:58:56,520 --> 00:58:58,320
Speaker 1: probably did have the best night of his life.

1159
00:58:58,400 --> 00:59:02,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. But this video, this is this is horrible.

1160
00:59:02,880 --> 00:59:04,840
Speaker 2: Like I genuinely feel bad for this man, and if

1161
00:59:04,840 --> 00:59:06,560
Speaker 2: he needs someone to talk to, he can call me.

1162
00:59:08,240 --> 00:59:14,040
Speaker 2: But there was an NBA player that was on a

1163
00:59:14,160 --> 00:59:20,160
Speaker 2: security camera standing next to an elevator. He dug in

1164
00:59:20,280 --> 00:59:23,640
Speaker 2: his ass like went crazy, like dug in his ass,

1165
00:59:23,880 --> 00:59:27,280
Speaker 2: crack like dug in it, boots down like in up

1166
00:59:27,560 --> 00:59:32,760
Speaker 2: in it like shovel like scoopy hand, scoopy poopy hand. Bitch,

1167
00:59:32,920 --> 00:59:35,480
Speaker 2: he took it out. You thought that was the end

1168
00:59:35,520 --> 00:59:39,400
Speaker 2: of it. No, he smelled it. He went, he went

1169
00:59:39,480 --> 00:59:43,280
Speaker 2: and smelled his poopy hand, and then proceeded to wipe

1170
00:59:43,320 --> 00:59:46,440
Speaker 2: his poopy hand on the wall. And it was like that,

1171
00:59:46,720 --> 00:59:49,960
Speaker 2: like fabric wall. So he rubbed it all over the

1172
00:59:50,040 --> 00:59:52,040
Speaker 2: fucking wall and then got in the elevator and acted

1173
00:59:52,080 --> 00:59:55,320
Speaker 2: like nothing wrong was wrong. So like three heinous crimes.

1174
00:59:55,520 --> 00:59:58,560
Speaker 2: Digging in your ass like you can survive smelling it.

1175
00:59:59,480 --> 01:00:02,120
Speaker 2: Smelling it is like a step too far, like that's

1176
01:00:02,240 --> 01:00:05,280
Speaker 2: that's something like that's mortifying. But then rubbing it on

1177
01:00:05,400 --> 01:00:05,760
Speaker 2: the wall.

1178
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:08,680
Speaker 1: I think digging in your ass when you were not

1179
01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:14,000
Speaker 1: within two centimeters of a faucet and soap is the

1180
01:00:14,280 --> 01:00:19,560
Speaker 1: craziest vibe ever. At least hand Sanitizer grated that if

1181
01:00:19,560 --> 01:00:21,360
Speaker 1: I wasn't digging in my ass when you're.

1182
01:00:21,240 --> 01:00:23,800
Speaker 2: In that, oh my god, yeah, Enya was up in

1183
01:00:23,880 --> 01:00:26,840
Speaker 2: her as. Should we insert the clip, Yeah, we'll insert

1184
01:00:26,920 --> 01:00:29,360
Speaker 2: the clip. Is that on your phone?

1185
01:00:30,280 --> 01:00:31,840
Speaker 1: I think it might be on your phone.

1186
01:00:32,640 --> 01:00:34,880
Speaker 2: Yep, here we go. I need to see that.

1187
01:00:37,160 --> 01:00:38,919
Speaker 1: I don't know if we can insert that. I don't

1188
01:00:38,920 --> 01:00:39,960
Speaker 1: think I need that, Like.

1189
01:00:40,320 --> 01:00:43,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't need that one. You don't need that

1190
01:00:44,040 --> 01:00:47,080
Speaker 2: on you guy? Is that she wasn't even doing anything.

1191
01:00:51,560 --> 01:00:53,760
Speaker 2: She was she literally wasn't even doing anything.

1192
01:00:56,440 --> 01:01:01,240
Speaker 1: But okay, wow, with all that being said, no, he's

1193
01:01:01,520 --> 01:01:07,320
Speaker 1: crazy shit for wife. No, like up in there also

1194
01:01:07,440 --> 01:01:11,400
Speaker 1: like yeah, the elevator, because like, if you're digging in

1195
01:01:11,600 --> 01:01:15,720
Speaker 1: your why are you digging on your asshole outside?

1196
01:01:15,920 --> 01:01:17,920
Speaker 2: And why is there poopy on it? Why is there

1197
01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:20,760
Speaker 2: poopy on your butthole and you're out of your hotel room?

1198
01:01:20,840 --> 01:01:24,280
Speaker 1: Well, if your butt itches, it's poopy on your Also

1199
01:01:24,320 --> 01:01:28,080
Speaker 1: we should clarify I that all proceeded after like you

1200
01:01:28,240 --> 01:01:31,560
Speaker 1: told me about that story or did you tell me

1201
01:01:31,640 --> 01:01:32,400
Speaker 1: that story after that?

1202
01:01:33,400 --> 01:01:33,600
Speaker 2: Wait?

1203
01:01:33,680 --> 01:01:33,720
Speaker 1: What?

1204
01:01:34,240 --> 01:01:36,280
Speaker 2: Oh you digging in your ass? That you did that

1205
01:01:36,520 --> 01:01:37,440
Speaker 2: in reaction to it?

1206
01:01:37,800 --> 01:01:40,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was just making sure. I was just making

1207
01:01:40,240 --> 01:01:41,520
Speaker 1: sure because I was like, oh my god, why did

1208
01:01:41,560 --> 01:01:41,880
Speaker 1: I do that?

1209
01:01:42,200 --> 01:01:42,320
Speaker 2: Oh?

1210
01:01:42,400 --> 01:01:45,480
Speaker 1: But also I should explain No, I can't say why

1211
01:01:45,560 --> 01:01:46,280
Speaker 1: that was.

1212
01:01:46,640 --> 01:01:50,880
Speaker 2: The the like what it What is crazy to me

1213
01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:58,120
Speaker 2: about that video is the security camera guy that saw

1214
01:01:59,240 --> 01:02:01,120
Speaker 2: Like I want to know how he found that footage,

1215
01:02:01,160 --> 01:02:02,840
Speaker 2: Like did they see the skid mark on the wall

1216
01:02:02,840 --> 01:02:06,360
Speaker 2: and they were like we have to see a little mark?

1217
01:02:07,800 --> 01:02:11,960
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, no, no no no, yeah, So he was

1218
01:02:12,120 --> 01:02:15,760
Speaker 2: living hisopy fingers, and then he clicked the button call you.

1219
01:02:16,040 --> 01:02:16,760
Speaker 2: He clicked the button.

1220
01:02:16,840 --> 01:02:18,280
Speaker 1: Why the fu would he call you?

1221
01:02:19,960 --> 01:02:21,360
Speaker 2: Because I don't want him to kill itself.

1222
01:02:21,440 --> 01:02:22,280
Speaker 1: It has to be illegal.

1223
01:02:23,440 --> 01:02:24,840
Speaker 2: I'm gonna see if I can find the video. It

1224
01:02:24,920 --> 01:02:29,200
Speaker 2: has to be former NBA player caught on camera.

1225
01:02:29,040 --> 01:02:31,280
Speaker 1: And disc has to be bioterrorism.

1226
01:02:32,600 --> 01:02:34,400
Speaker 2: Young man is not built in peace.

1227
01:02:35,400 --> 01:02:36,720
Speaker 1: He's forged and chaos.

1228
01:02:37,640 --> 01:02:39,440
Speaker 2: Like he's up in the He's not the loudest in

1229
01:02:39,520 --> 01:02:43,520
Speaker 2: the room. He's the quiet one, grinding in silence. No

1230
01:02:44,760 --> 01:02:48,920
Speaker 2: one he walks through him.

1231
01:02:49,200 --> 01:02:53,960
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no stop stop stop. Oh my god. Actually,

1232
01:02:54,040 --> 01:02:56,440
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. That just made me nauseous because he's

1233
01:02:56,440 --> 01:02:58,160
Speaker 1: trying to flick some of the poop bump.

1234
01:02:57,960 --> 01:02:58,360
Speaker 2: Of the wall.

1235
01:02:58,440 --> 01:02:58,680
Speaker 1: It one.

1236
01:02:58,960 --> 01:03:02,520
Speaker 2: No, he was like screen touching it off, Like no, no.

1237
01:03:03,640 --> 01:03:08,240
Speaker 1: No, dude. If I if eat like, there's just so

1238
01:03:08,440 --> 01:03:11,440
Speaker 1: much going through my head, if there was even a

1239
01:03:11,640 --> 01:03:14,920
Speaker 1: world where for some reason my hand went digging in

1240
01:03:15,080 --> 01:03:18,040
Speaker 1: my ass. Bitch, it looks like you're in a hotel room.

1241
01:03:18,440 --> 01:03:21,280
Speaker 1: You're going somewhere, not that far. It doesn't seem like

1242
01:03:21,280 --> 01:03:23,320
Speaker 1: you're in a rush. Turn around and go back to

1243
01:03:23,400 --> 01:03:27,640
Speaker 1: your hotel room and take a shower and like, do something.

1244
01:03:27,440 --> 01:03:29,360
Speaker 2: Has to be Do you think he clicked the elevator

1245
01:03:29,440 --> 01:03:31,720
Speaker 2: button inside the elevator with his spoopy fingers.

1246
01:03:31,840 --> 01:03:34,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, and dude, and then he touches his phone and

1247
01:03:34,920 --> 01:03:35,480
Speaker 1: then he like.

1248
01:03:35,920 --> 01:03:38,720
Speaker 2: Opens the door to the hotel to the uber like

1249
01:03:38,880 --> 01:03:44,200
Speaker 2: all of that, like no, whoa, but no, like the

1250
01:03:44,320 --> 01:03:47,800
Speaker 2: security how did they see it? How did they see it?

1251
01:03:47,880 --> 01:03:49,680
Speaker 2: How did they know he was digging in his butty?

1252
01:03:50,280 --> 01:03:52,600
Speaker 2: Have any of the workers, like, I don't know, I

1253
01:03:52,640 --> 01:03:55,480
Speaker 2: don't know if they want to be known leaking that footage?

1254
01:03:56,280 --> 01:03:58,520
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying, Like it's sad that he can

1255
01:03:58,600 --> 01:04:01,880
Speaker 2: call me fuck?

1256
01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:03,040
Speaker 1: Has he said anything?

1257
01:04:03,320 --> 01:04:04,680
Speaker 2: I don't know. I haven't looked further.

1258
01:04:05,800 --> 01:04:07,560
Speaker 1: Now that I'm coming down from the high of what

1259
01:04:07,680 --> 01:04:14,920
Speaker 1: a ridiculous video that is, I feel bad. Whoa like.

1260
01:04:18,320 --> 01:04:23,440
Speaker 2: Like fecal matter everywhere? Oh no, okay, let's get into media.

1261
01:04:23,640 --> 01:04:27,480
Speaker 1: No dude, dude, dude, there's like a lot that's craty,

1262
01:04:27,560 --> 01:04:33,080
Speaker 1: Like men are seriously, seriously, seriously fucking weird.

1263
01:04:34,040 --> 01:04:35,880
Speaker 2: Is great? Have you seen the video of the girl

1264
01:04:36,360 --> 01:04:39,360
Speaker 2: just like in the in the grocery store, in the

1265
01:04:40,080 --> 01:04:42,880
Speaker 2: convenience store gas station and she has just like a

1266
01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:46,800
Speaker 2: short skirt on and she just like it's like it's

1267
01:04:46,840 --> 01:04:48,920
Speaker 2: like clockwork, like she's done it a million's, like a

1268
01:04:49,040 --> 01:04:54,600
Speaker 2: billion times. She just walks over and goes he's walking

1269
01:04:55,320 --> 01:04:56,480
Speaker 2: and she likes a.

1270
01:04:56,520 --> 01:05:04,040
Speaker 1: Turn out, Like that's how I feel about that.

1271
01:05:04,320 --> 01:05:06,560
Speaker 2: And then someone watch and slips.

1272
01:05:06,200 --> 01:05:10,680
Speaker 1: In this film Festival John Waters divine like literally everything

1273
01:05:10,760 --> 01:05:11,320
Speaker 1: about them.

1274
01:05:11,400 --> 01:05:14,120
Speaker 2: Like what, I don't know why. It's what's so fascinating

1275
01:05:14,160 --> 01:05:16,080
Speaker 2: to me is like they saw their turd on the

1276
01:05:16,120 --> 01:05:17,920
Speaker 2: floor and they're like, we need to see who did this?

1277
01:05:19,080 --> 01:05:19,520
Speaker 2: Should we do?

1278
01:05:19,680 --> 01:05:20,000
Speaker 1: Media?

1279
01:05:20,520 --> 01:05:28,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, like Protection, Massive Attack Tracy Thorne, Promiscuous by Timberlin

1280
01:05:28,480 --> 01:05:33,640
Speaker 2: and Nellie Fertado for Tata and How I Roll by

1281
01:05:33,720 --> 01:05:34,600
Speaker 2: Britney Spears.

1282
01:05:36,560 --> 01:05:41,560
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, my freaky media is Riverside by America. Sorry,

1283
01:05:41,640 --> 01:05:44,800
Speaker 1: doesn't make it anymore of the raw band Shoot from

1284
01:05:44,840 --> 01:05:48,400
Speaker 1: the Heart Judy Suky And that's it.

1285
01:05:50,520 --> 01:05:52,160
Speaker 2: Thank you guys for watching.

1286
01:05:54,080 --> 01:06:23,120
Speaker 1: Like a sh