Speaker 1: They stole all my ship.
Speaker 2: You haven't even seen Drew. You haven't even seen Drew.
Speaker 3: They stole something from Lear the toy.
Speaker 2: Whoever took all my ship? Please have they fucking wigs
Speaker 2: out of it?
Speaker 1: For cancer patience?
Speaker 4: And they stole it from the fucking joke.
Speaker 5: It like, I don't know myn you like, thank god
Speaker 5: they stole it because you look so much better used
Speaker 5: to look like ship.
Speaker 2: I had to get that off my chest. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: Oh I'm saying it's good they stole your hair because
Speaker 2: now you're sexy.
Speaker 1: So you let me be ugly for two years.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, because now your hair looks healthy and you're
Speaker 2: mogging me.
Speaker 6: Like.
Speaker 3: The thing is like I always think Drew is hot,
Speaker 3: but there is something so nice that there was a
Speaker 3: time remember when all the.
Speaker 2: Compents were like Drew was so sexy, Drew so sexy.
Speaker 2: I'm right fucking here. It made me feel like when
Speaker 2: I was with my sister at school again.
Speaker 3: But recently I've been the sexy one. But now like
Speaker 3: I have to fight with you for comments.
Speaker 2: Okay, see then you do something.
Speaker 1: That part Oh well, y'all thought that it was just
Speaker 1: a little hair. Okay, y'all thought I chopped everything off
Speaker 1: right the.
Speaker 6: Babe, babe, go show them.
Speaker 2: I need them to see, like what I'm staring at,
Speaker 2: Like I can't believe this is what we do.
Speaker 3: Like my parents literally like risk their lives to come
Speaker 3: to this country.
Speaker 2: This is what I do with the life they gave me.
Speaker 2: Are you farting? You're a little fighting girl, Drue, you
Speaker 2: look so good. You're my little angel. Baby. I love you, baby.
Speaker 2: That's how I'm gonna start talking to you. Oh, this
Speaker 2: is kind of a bar chair. Ever again, Like putting
Speaker 2: on the floor is kind of fun.
Speaker 1: Our set is the fucking car. Yeah no, it's literally
Speaker 1: trapped in the cars. We transport it for something very
Speaker 1: extra special, something coming very soon. But we were just
Speaker 1: too lazy to bring it up the stairs. And we
Speaker 1: were thought, oh, you know, it might be fun to
Speaker 1: just sit on the fucking floor of our nasty, fucking kitchen.
Speaker 1: I barely vacuumed. I mean, if you can see in
Speaker 1: the corner behind ya, there is rotten watermelon juice because
Speaker 1: in youa make watermelon.
Speaker 3: Watermelon juice, it's a rotten creation smoothie. Where I realized
Speaker 3: that juice is ferment. And then I learned from TikTok
Speaker 3: that you supposed to use a little needle to pop
Speaker 3: the air, so it has a fucking explode all over you.
Speaker 2: And one time I was like, I'm gonna be good.
Speaker 3: I'm going to clean the fuck out of this fridge
Speaker 3: and I found a juice in the back and I
Speaker 3: was like, oh, this is gonna stink. Thank god, I
Speaker 3: didn't put my face nearer. I had my face like
Speaker 3: this because I thought it was gonna sneak.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: That literally would have given you eatings.
Speaker 2: It looked like the episode you Are Not episode you
Speaker 2: know what? It looked like the.
Speaker 3: Scene with uh Johnny Depp in Nightmare on Elm Street.
Speaker 2: That's literally what that.
Speaker 3: Juice did to like it shot up at the ceiling
Speaker 3: and went down this way and felt.
Speaker 1: It literally coated our entire kitchen in rotten watermelon juice.
Speaker 1: Like it was fucking crazy. It was a bad vibe.
Speaker 1: But yeah, so there's that in the corner to the
Speaker 1: rotten pile that we missed that we just said, you
Speaker 1: know what, keep it, But well.
Speaker 3: It's because it's like classic when you spill something, it's
Speaker 3: I'm getting the big portions out and whatever is left,
Speaker 3: what doesn't kill me, makes me fucking exactly. I thought
Speaker 3: picking off it. Do you ever clean up broken glass?
Speaker 3: And you get kind of lazy at the end.
Speaker 2: Like oh, and I just like, I'm just like if
Speaker 2: I step on that, like it'll.
Speaker 1: It'll I'm like, honestly, I'll learn a lesson later, just
Speaker 1: for future Drew to figure out. No, Like, when we
Speaker 1: were breaking that TV, there were shards of glass that
Speaker 1: broke all over the floor.
Speaker 2: No what no, no, no no.
Speaker 1: And I sat there and picked every single one of
Speaker 1: them up because I was like, oh, what if his
Speaker 1: like thinks this is a toy and plays with it.
Speaker 1: But there were these like microscopic, like tiny little shards
Speaker 1: of like plexiglass or some shit that like, I literally,
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. I just cleaned up with the bottom
Speaker 1: of my feet. I was just like, I'll just pick
Speaker 1: these up and like rub them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my skin like fiberglass.
Speaker 3: Also, I feel like we need to clarify that is
Speaker 3: not our fucking TV. In that video, Josie got that
Speaker 3: TV from the career budget for like forty bucks off
Speaker 3: of Facebook market because I saw someone being like, oh
Speaker 3: my god, they really do just have money like that.
Speaker 3: I want to clarify, Yes, we are very privileged. I
Speaker 3: live an awesome life. We have had the same TV
Speaker 3: for six I have.
Speaker 1: Been begging, begging to buy a new one. I don't you've.
Speaker 2: Been getting a new TV.
Speaker 3: Like all the TVs do the same ship like at
Speaker 3: a soundbar, so that the bass is crazy, because I
Speaker 3: will say we destroyed the speakers on our TV. When
Speaker 3: we have friends over and we're trying to like set
Speaker 3: a vibe and put music on the TV, literally sounds
Speaker 3: like like it sounds like you're in a teenager's car,
Speaker 3: like in a teenager's niece on.
Speaker 1: When you too much on us vibrating the trunk.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I just want to clarify that. I just
Speaker 2: don't like you can't say you.
Speaker 1: Kind of I love new TVs. If I could, I
Speaker 1: would buy a new TV every single year.
Speaker 2: Because I think it's a very man thing.
Speaker 1: It truly is. It's like it's a very straight thing.
Speaker 1: They can of course I'm straight, but like it's it's probably. Yeah.
Speaker 2: It just goes to prove for all the deniers.
Speaker 1: Is like I love TV.
Speaker 2: Have all the grinder relegation, I.
Speaker 1: Love DVS and basketball.
Speaker 2: You can hate the straight man lives.
Speaker 1: On yeah, I love TVs and basketball. I will not
Speaker 1: touch football because honestly, that's the gayest sport there is.
Speaker 1: But we don't have to get into that. We've talked
Speaker 1: about that one hundred times.
Speaker 3: But well it's also just crazy because it's like all
Speaker 3: sports have danger to it, but like football, in UFC,
Speaker 3: wrestling and shit, I am so.
Speaker 1: Sorry the way I felt after my concussion, Like for
Speaker 1: like five days after. I swear to God, if they're
Speaker 1: getting a concussion a night, like no wonder all of
Speaker 1: them like fucking killed their wives. I mean, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: That's like really dark excited to say, but like there's
Speaker 1: like I felt so crazy and out of it for
Speaker 1: like a week after that, and like literally like I
Speaker 1: had a constant headache. I just felt dazed and confused,
Speaker 1: and like I just felt off, like I felt like
Speaker 1: I was viewing life from like I felt dissociated, like
Speaker 1: I was viewing life or depersonalized. Do you really say,
Speaker 1: what is.
Speaker 3: The I mean, I doubt football creates a space where
Speaker 3: there's like a lot of conversation around mental health, But
Speaker 3: I wonder what the greats.
Speaker 2: Of like depression and suicide are football.
Speaker 1: It's it's it's sky high.
Speaker 3: It's a lot of them also really addicted to gambling
Speaker 3: and all that other shit, and I feel like all.
Speaker 1: Addicted to painkillers because the NFL like would supply all
Speaker 1: these players with painkiller like Tom Brady, I think, or no,
Speaker 1: Aaron Rodgers like played the best games of his life
Speaker 1: high on fucking percocet because he like broke his arm
Speaker 1: or some shit, and they were like, no, we need you,
Speaker 1: so they like put them back out there.
Speaker 2: Ever, get up there and do that one too.
Speaker 1: But yeah, the depression rates post like their careers are
Speaker 1: really gnarly, and all of them have like fucking dementia
Speaker 1: and CTE, and like what drives me insane is I'm
Speaker 1: like there are so many like opportunities for these players
Speaker 1: to like not get CTE. Like they invented this new
Speaker 1: thing with like a helmet cover and it looks fucking stupid,
Speaker 1: but like it stops people from getting a concussion every
Speaker 1: goddamn game, but they don't wear them because they look dumb.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, okay, like you either look full.
Speaker 3: Now football players already look fucking dumb, like that ship
Speaker 3: in your mouth and the helmet combo is kind of crazy,
Speaker 3: like you're already looking like you're doing something that God
Speaker 3: never intended for you to be doing.
Speaker 2: So put the goddam Actually.
Speaker 1: I would argue that football is exactly what God intended
Speaker 1: man to do, like to beat each other up, like
Speaker 1: because I mean, we've been doing that shit for like millennia,
Speaker 1: like thousands and thousands of years. It's just like that
Speaker 1: fall the seams. We would just kill each other. That's
Speaker 1: fucking crazy. We would kill each other for sport. And
Speaker 1: now I lay in bed with the anxiety of a
Speaker 1: person being hunted, like it's crazy, Like it's epigenetic. It's
Speaker 1: like in my DNA to be ancient.
Speaker 2: That reminds me of something I wrote down. Oh that
Speaker 2: like reminds you of earlier. Today, I was watching this
Speaker 2: person review pens that they like, and I was like, ooh,
Speaker 2: stationary just does something to me.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, it literally feels like it feels like
Speaker 3: how my brain feels when I see green, and it's
Speaker 3: like my body begging me.
Speaker 2: To go back to the forest the tradition.
Speaker 3: That's how I feel about like analogue stationary items.
Speaker 1: And like like a good collection of like those Stedler highlighters,
Speaker 1: Like oh, like the.
Speaker 2: Past but then I I don't use that shit.
Speaker 1: I know, I buy it, and then it just sits
Speaker 1: on my desk very organized, like I will.
Speaker 3: Say the pens I own right now, Like I've had
Speaker 3: pens for the first time run out of ink in
Speaker 3: the past year, which is crazy.
Speaker 2: It's like getting through to the topics.
Speaker 1: The coopic markers I bought ten years ago are still
Speaker 1: still cool as fuck because I I don't know, Like
Speaker 1: for those that don't know, I'm sure a lot of
Speaker 1: you do know, kopis are like the holy grail of marker.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure they'd be ben dethroned recently by like
Speaker 1: ohuhu or whatever, because it's like it's literally just like
Speaker 1: a topic marker but like a fraction of the cost
Speaker 1: and we have them and like low key like they
Speaker 1: are better than kopis. But anyways, that's the gag is.
Speaker 2: Kopick was never that good, never gagging the girl.
Speaker 3: It was topic and then what was the clay Because
Speaker 3: me and Drew both bo grew up watching like Stationary Cremo.
Speaker 1: No Femo Femo, oh f I m o X Cremo.
Speaker 1: But those copic markers I bought literally a decade ago
Speaker 1: are still juicy as fuck because there's something in my
Speaker 1: brain that like literally will not let me use them
Speaker 1: because they cost so much. And that's like that is
Speaker 1: like an actual problem in my day to day life.
Speaker 1: Like if I buy something expensive, I will literally just
Speaker 1: not open it for like a week at a time
Speaker 1: because I don't want to like fuck it up, like
Speaker 1: it's crazy. I've gotten better about it recently though, but
Speaker 1: those coping markers will literally stay juicy as fuck because
Speaker 1: I don't use them at all.
Speaker 2: Well, also like it, I feel like we both do that,
Speaker 2: and it's because our parents raise us correctly and they
Speaker 2: taught us to.
Speaker 1: They made us buy our shit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they made us either like work for our thing.
Speaker 3: You had to wait for it, or it was like
Speaker 3: a luxury thing. Because I'm looking at these femo clays,
Speaker 3: I to me, a bitch, you got on YouTube and
Speaker 3: had femo clays of every color, don't even pull.
Speaker 1: With like the drawers with the drawers, yeah.
Speaker 3: You like to me, that was I didn't grow up
Speaker 3: watching the Kardashians and shit, but that is how I
Speaker 3: assume people felt about the brain Ashians when they would
Speaker 3: watch and be like, damn, this is just wealth.
Speaker 2: That to me was wealth, and that is why we
Speaker 2: need to go back. We need to go back. No
Speaker 2: more Stanley cup cups and stuff.
Speaker 1: Also, didn't Stanley like donate to twenty twenty five Project
Speaker 1: twenty twenty five? I'm not kidding. I think I saw Actually,
Speaker 1: you know, this could be like crazy misinformation, But I
Speaker 1: was scrolling on TikTok I saw them, and I sawid
Speaker 1: TikTok live of a girl riding down all of the
Speaker 1: names that like donated to a project twenty twenty five,
Speaker 1: and they got to the s's and they wrote Stanley,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I mean, it makes sense because
Speaker 1: Stanley was originally like a working man's brand, like the og.
Speaker 2: Stanley Maller Like, yeah, America.
Speaker 1: I don't know. That could be misinformation, So throw your
Speaker 1: Stanley's away, you freak bitches. Actually, I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 1: Keep them and drink them, like, I mean, we all
Speaker 1: have lead poisoning at this point, Like, but we're all bad,
Speaker 1: We're all cooked.
Speaker 2: It is done. And I've been thinking about that recently
Speaker 2: and it's been pushing.
Speaker 3: Me to really new bounds of my brain's limits that
Speaker 3: I feel like this next year is my last year to.
Speaker 2: Live, like I'm live.
Speaker 5: Oh by living like I'm being fucking like hunted, like
Speaker 5: you said, like I'm not playing every day.
Speaker 3: I went from somebody and this is going to sound
Speaker 3: so ridiculous. I went from somebody who waking up at
Speaker 3: eleven for me, that's a good day.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I just I just be so cooked.
Speaker 3: I I woke up today at eight twenty and I
Speaker 3: was like, goddamn it, I wasted two hours. Goddamn it,
Speaker 3: I wasted two hours where I could have been working.
Speaker 3: Because next year, like everything's gonna end like that is.
Speaker 3: I've been waking up every day, not because I want to,
Speaker 3: but I have the anxiety of a woman who has
Speaker 3: like a red laser porner in her like peeking through
Speaker 3: her windows.
Speaker 1: Every night, Like yeah, wait one second, damn well, I
Speaker 1: can't shout out who did this, will put it on
Speaker 1: the screen. But someone on TikTok thrue a million pictures
Speaker 1: of me.
Speaker 2: It looks so awesome.
Speaker 3: I was saying to Drew, like it is so crazy
Speaker 3: how many of y'all are so talented, and this is
Speaker 3: what it gets put towards. But honestly, it's amazing and
Speaker 3: it's perfect. Oh you're kicking the cloud box, make sure
Speaker 3: the speaker is fine. Well, I'm a bit fearful that
Speaker 3: Thanksgiving tradition we are going to lose it with our generation.
Speaker 1: Like no, we're not like our.
Speaker 3: Generation is not getting married, we're not having kids, we
Speaker 3: can't get houses, Like, where is that tradition?
Speaker 2: We don't have tradition anymore? We can't.
Speaker 1: This is the tradition.
Speaker 2: This is it.
Speaker 3: Because I was genuinely thinking, I was like, fuck, I
Speaker 3: don't go home for Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1: Anymore because we gave girls too many rights, period.
Speaker 2: And that's why, and that's why I'm saying next year
Speaker 2: is going to be amazing. And that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, oh my god, it's not even like funny anymore.
Speaker 3: Like every time we joke about it, I'm like, right, right, anyways,
Speaker 3: I think Thanksgiving is going to fall off.
Speaker 1: So also, we've already had a major it's flopping. It's
Speaker 1: actively flopping right now. And you know how I know
Speaker 1: why because Crumble Cookie. Oh my god, y'all, I have
Speaker 1: been crazy craving Crumble Cookie for literally months now, like
Speaker 1: I've been wanting it so bad, and then every fucking
Speaker 1: week they released the Nasties. Goddamn cookies I've ever seen,
Speaker 1: and like, I will not be spending my money on that.
Speaker 2: The holiday season brings out the nastiest shit rand Baker's Randa,
Speaker 2: like the tradition.
Speaker 1: I do not need to be eating black food.
Speaker 3: Die.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Like stop putting it in the Halloween cookies
Speaker 1: like purple food dye tastes like fucking dick and balls,
Speaker 1: Like it's so gross, like you know exactly what I'm
Speaker 1: talking about, even.
Speaker 2: Like swear I want a fucking cranberry butter milk biscuit
Speaker 2: cookie like to me.
Speaker 1: But it actually sounds good as fun.
Speaker 2: That sounds disgusting.
Speaker 3: But I am like so anti pie and fruits being
Speaker 3: mingled with my fucking sweets, like I don't want it. Literally,
Speaker 3: it's like discharge fucking cake, like I was gonna say,
Speaker 3: that's how I know charge cake.
Speaker 2: It's literally just like a little gushy, a little wet
Speaker 2: like ugh.
Speaker 1: That's how I know Thanksgiving is flopping because is crumble.
Speaker 1: I went to go get some and they only have
Speaker 1: fucking pies, Like are you out of your goddamn minds,
Speaker 1: god forsaken mind, Like, oh my god, and one of
Speaker 1: them literally does look like a poo poo platter like
Speaker 1: it literally looks like a diarrhea ship.
Speaker 2: It's the one pie like butter pecan pie. Oh, you
Speaker 2: can't get me with that. I just didn't grow up
Speaker 2: in a pie household like Miami. It wasn't like a
Speaker 2: pie place. I never heard of it. No bitches were
Speaker 2: bringing pies out.
Speaker 1: One of my dad's best friends, shout out Liddell. She
Speaker 1: would make pecan pies from pecans because we lived in
Speaker 1: an area where pecan trees grew, so she would collect
Speaker 1: all of the pecans and then make a bunch of
Speaker 1: pies and give them out to all her friends and family.
Speaker 1: That ship. I actually need to hit her up because
Speaker 1: that was literally like my most favorite thing about this
Speaker 1: time of the year.
Speaker 3: I mean year for me is like tamales like my
Speaker 3: my like aunt aunt how. I was gonna say my thea,
Speaker 3: but that sounds so like Ashley Charno of me, just
Speaker 3: like that the.
Speaker 1: Is that the pumpkin spice latte or that girl at.
Speaker 3: Actually Trevino is this girl like it's gonna maybe gag
Speaker 3: a few people that I know who the fuck this is,
Speaker 3: But I'm like.
Speaker 1: She's oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: Every time I say just a single Spanish word. That's
Speaker 2: what I feel like.
Speaker 3: Like me, I'm like, I'm not and I'm never beating
Speaker 3: the Ya.
Speaker 1: But I uh oh fuck, what was I gonna say?
Speaker 1: What was I gonna say? Fucking bitch? Damn Pete campis No,
Speaker 1: it was about a TikTok oh, y'all, there is the
Speaker 1: I think the greatest video ever happened on the internet recently.
Speaker 1: Like it's truly like I watch it over and over again,
Speaker 1: Like y'all know that picture of Ya in the backseat
Speaker 1: of the car at like one of the videos we
Speaker 1: made on Joshiah Shannon when she's like like she looks up.
Speaker 1: I can't even think about it and start crying laughing
Speaker 1: that picture.
Speaker 6: I don't know how.
Speaker 3: And I've tried to make that face for you a lot,
Speaker 3: because you, Josey love that picture, but I can't do it.
Speaker 1: It was just like it makes me cry laughing even
Speaker 1: thinking about it when let alone seeing it. If it
Speaker 1: just pops up on my feet, I cry laughing at
Speaker 1: that picture. It is one of the greatest photos of
Speaker 1: Anya of all time.
Speaker 3: Photo to you brings like the same amount of joy
Speaker 3: as like wicked dust to Chicipado.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly exactly, or El Fabba the British Girl. But anyways, the.
Speaker 5: Way they feel about getting the role the picture of exactly.
Speaker 1: But I, oh my god, y'all this video brings me
Speaker 1: the same amount of joy. It is. This girl at
Speaker 1: like a traditional like Hawaiian luau, like the girl yes,
Speaker 1: and she's like vibing, she's living life. She meant no
Speaker 1: harm by it, and like I think that's why it's
Speaker 1: so funny to me, is because it is so pure
Speaker 1: and it's just like purely just like it's it's just funny.
Speaker 1: Like it's just like I don't know, like it just
Speaker 1: freaks me out. We'll play it here. But her fucking
Speaker 1: scream is like in her look around for like approval
Speaker 1: is like so good. And I don't know, I just
Speaker 1: like moments like that make me think everything's gonna be okay,
Speaker 1: Like moments of like where we can all watch something
Speaker 1: and be like, oh, I don't you should have done that,
Speaker 1: but it's like we can all laugh with it. I
Speaker 1: don't know, so I know.
Speaker 3: What you mean because it is just like like something about.
Speaker 1: Like she was feeling herself.
Speaker 5: Think about white women when they're experiencing culture, like they.
Speaker 2: Can not fucking believe, dude, Like it really is.
Speaker 1: Like like just like asking, like like using the language.
Speaker 5: It's like the same thing as like a woman with
Speaker 5: a one year streak on Duel Dingo going to Mexico
Speaker 5: for the first time, Like you're not gonna meet someone
Speaker 5: happier than that woman in that movement like ordering for
Speaker 5: everybody at the table, it is somebody.
Speaker 2: I thought you were gonna say the meme the damn
Speaker 2: I forgot?
Speaker 1: Oh bitch, that's really good. None nope, none, one nope,
Speaker 1: and as there is none and I saw I damn
Speaker 1: I forgot.
Speaker 2: Let me And it's really scary.
Speaker 3: And also there's something about like there's something unraveling with
Speaker 3: internet culture right now, like it's it reminds me of
Speaker 3: when we were growing up in Vine. So like Vine
Speaker 3: when it started was this platform and there were people
Speaker 3: who were our age right now, so were there were
Speaker 3: people who were like twenty three to twenty five making
Speaker 3: content like whether it was like a King Batch or
Speaker 3: like a le Le Pond who probably aren't that much
Speaker 3: older than us, but that's where they land in age
Speaker 3: range from my head, and they were making that kind
Speaker 3: of content that was popular with other adults. We are
Speaker 3: seeing that with AI, if that makes sense, Like AI
Speaker 3: is use so much by older people to make dead
Speaker 3: serious things of like this is what the earth is
Speaker 3: going to look like in twenty years and all this shit,
Speaker 3: but we're seeing the counterculture of that being like stand culture,
Speaker 3: making funny memes with it and just abusing it in
Speaker 3: the dumbest ways. And it makes me miss being a
Speaker 3: teenager a part of counterculture because you.
Speaker 1: Know, it's it's a lovely thing to be a teenager
Speaker 1: right now, a part.
Speaker 2: It is, like it's always so nice, it's.
Speaker 1: So fun for me personally to be a part of
Speaker 1: that as a teenager.
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, I forget your eight Damn.
Speaker 1: I forgot that. Will insert that video too. What Enya
Speaker 1: was referencing literally fucking iconic, like truly.
Speaker 3: But it is really scary, like what people can make.
Speaker 3: But then I think about the shit we were photoshopping.
Speaker 1: Like I'm James Charles and Whiteface. We gave him a
Speaker 1: platform and a career, and I don't think I'll ever
Speaker 1: forgive myself.
Speaker 3: I don't think I wonder I will say, and he's
Speaker 3: like he's like, damn, fuck man.
Speaker 2: Or if now he looks back at that and He's like,
Speaker 2: that's funny.
Speaker 1: There's some tea there, but the greatest or no, no,
Speaker 1: I will say. I hate to say it, but I
Speaker 1: love his car review series. He like reviews, just like.
Speaker 2: The straight man in you coming out.
Speaker 1: And he's good at it too, Like he's good at
Speaker 1: it unfortunately, And I have to give flowers where flowers
Speaker 1: are due.
Speaker 2: I just don't really care about things like that. But
Speaker 2: I also like, what do I really watch on my phone?
Speaker 3: I can tell you, actually, I can tell you because
Speaker 3: the other day I had a phenomenon.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, before we move on, can I say this
Speaker 1: AI thing while we're on topic, Oh, oh.
Speaker 2: My god, and hold on to that and sit with that.
Speaker 1: What I was gonna say regarding AI is I was
Speaker 1: on FaceTime with my parents and my mom was just
Speaker 1: showing my dad's Instagram feed and he was scrolling through
Speaker 1: it and like, there was this girl on his feed
Speaker 1: that popped up like three times. I was like, Dad,
Speaker 1: who the fuck is that? And why are you watching that?
Speaker 1: And this was the video I saw and I was like, Dad.
Speaker 2: The fake girl?
Speaker 1: What is this? This is an entire account of a
Speaker 1: girl AI girl with big knockers bouncing around and like
Speaker 1: it's all AI not real and it has eight thousand
Speaker 1: followers and my dad fully thought it was real. So
Speaker 1: there are other people that think that's fucking real, and
Speaker 1: it's probably an entire market. And what's that one girl
Speaker 1: that was with Michaela, Little Michayla, Like she fell off
Speaker 1: after that photo with Epstein came out, Like let's talk
Speaker 1: about that, like little Michaela with Epstein, like come on now,
Speaker 1: but she fell the fuck off after like AI came out.
Speaker 1: But yeah, that literally just like oh.
Speaker 2: Because little Michayla got boring as fuck once everybody could
Speaker 2: three D render like anything. Yeah, I'm trying the side
Speaker 2: Park vibe, and I don't know if I like it.
Speaker 2: Y'all tell me what you think, like.
Speaker 1: You don't want their fucking onions. That's why I haven't
Speaker 1: asked a single fucking question about my haircut because I
Speaker 1: know I know what they're gonna say. But I would
Speaker 1: also hate hate for my name to be Nina right now,
Speaker 1: Mina just literally just vote, you.
Speaker 3: Know, somebody who's named Nina needs to run for like
Speaker 3: high school president or wherever the fuck it is, like valid,
Speaker 3: Victor Valad.
Speaker 2: Whatever the fuck it is. We didn't do that on
Speaker 2: my school.
Speaker 3: I don't think we did that at my school, but
Speaker 3: maybe we did and I just didn't know, but we
Speaker 3: didn't do any kind of I ran.
Speaker 1: For class president and didn't win, and I made custom
Speaker 1: pencils that I gave out.
Speaker 2: That's con and I ran and I because you wanted
Speaker 2: it too bad that you exactly exactly you have to
Speaker 2: be kind of nonchalant, like I feel like only the
Speaker 2: kids who were.
Speaker 1: Kind of like I want so bad. And then that
Speaker 1: was a very pivotal moment in my life where I
Speaker 1: fiended for attention more and wanted even more what I
Speaker 1: couldn't have, and now it created.
Speaker 2: You're You're an empty pig.
Speaker 3: You're avoid I'm a I'm a void of a person,
Speaker 3: but your whole is kind of an empty board, just
Speaker 3: like you put so many things that Yeah, you've put
Speaker 3: so many things in there.
Speaker 1: It's just not funn Yeah, I ran through. Yeah, like
Speaker 1: they like, literally the turds just slide out. It's good.
Speaker 2: I mean, they quite literally don't.
Speaker 1: Like why we gotta talk about that?
Speaker 2: I guess you got you.
Speaker 3: You did, like reverse from being celibate too long, probably
Speaker 3: why you're more constipated.
Speaker 1: I broke celibacy.
Speaker 2: You're disgusting, you like actually a pole man.
Speaker 3: Fuck, I don't know what we're gonna eat for Thanksgiving.
Speaker 3: By the time this ship comes out, Thanksgiving is going
Speaker 3: to be done. And like, I really don't know what
Speaker 3: I'm gonna do. I think I'm just gonna fucking like
Speaker 3: chew on my fingernails and get high.
Speaker 1: I fingernails do taste good. I will say, fingernails and
Speaker 1: fingernail skin have been tasting like a lot better research.
Speaker 2: Oh they've been too good because look at.
Speaker 1: My nail the back.
Speaker 2: I've been like been macking.
Speaker 1: I've fully fully relapsed on the fingernail skin.
Speaker 3: But nail biting is like one of the worst habits
Speaker 3: to start with, Like not drag, heroin, no, no, no, none
Speaker 3: of that, like not drug addiction, alcohol, Like it literally
Speaker 3: is just like nail biting is the worst, especially just
Speaker 3: as anxious people like bitch. I would actually know. I
Speaker 3: guess there's quite literally worse. But we pick at our skin.
Speaker 2: That's what sucks is we're not bitch because I'm not
Speaker 2: just biting the nails.
Speaker 3: My skin is getting bit up. I need my I
Speaker 3: need my cuticles to look clean. And now my new
Speaker 3: obsession is the nail clippers, which I actually think I
Speaker 3: said in an episode already, but I've been really obsessed
Speaker 3: with like cuticle cutters and that was the worst thing
Speaker 3: ever because this is really gross to tell y'all, but
Speaker 3: my anxiety has been so peaking recently that I have
Speaker 3: this new obsession with using the cuticle cutters on my toes,
Speaker 3: and at least twice a month I have an infected toe.
Speaker 1: Just literally, no, I said, I don't think you heard me,
Speaker 1: but nail biting is the first gateway drug. They want
Speaker 1: to say, oh, weed weed weed, weed, weed, weeds. Nail
Speaker 1: biting is a first gateway drug, and then you get
Speaker 1: to or a pacifier. Maybe yeah, they train your mother's nipple.
Speaker 1: That's why I cannot believe that y'all let this.
Speaker 3: Is very like natural, Like the reason I gravitate towards this,
Speaker 3: is there something like the divine feminine lives here?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: No, literally, and my.
Speaker 2: Babe, the divine feminine lives on the way.
Speaker 1: I cannot believe that y'all let me breastfeed until I
Speaker 1: was twenty four and didn't say a fucking word to me.
Speaker 1: Like coming out of it, I was like, really sad,
Speaker 1: that I like didn't have my mother's nipple to latch onto,
Speaker 1: and anxious moments looking back, I was twenty four or
Speaker 1: most kids stop when they're like twelve months old, fourteen
Speaker 1: months old.
Speaker 2: I'm confused. I thought you were seventeen. Just cut, just cut, just.
Speaker 1: Vote just this fuck, just vote.
Speaker 2: Fuck. I was gonna say something I forgot.
Speaker 1: Oh, I didn't even tell them.
Speaker 2: Because people think we like about your concussion.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, yeah, didn't Eve tell him about
Speaker 1: my concussion. But I literally got a concussion in the
Speaker 1: UK because I was like trying to FaceTime Luna and
Speaker 1: like Luna like asked for me too, having a connection. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but we can't have kids.
Speaker 2: I knew exactly where your brain's Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was like freaking the fuck out because my phone
Speaker 1: wasn't connecting because it was connected to the car that
Speaker 1: we were driving, and like you couldn't see me, and
Speaker 1: she couldn't see me, and she was asking for me,
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh my god, She's like not
Speaker 1: gonna think to ask for me again because I'm not
Speaker 1: showing up there for her when she needs me most,
Speaker 1: when she's asking for me. So I was freaking the
Speaker 1: fuck out and then like I did it, like called
Speaker 1: her back like three more times, and it still wasn't connecting,
Speaker 1: and I was outside of the car, so I was
Speaker 1: freaking the fuck out and having a meltdown. And then
Speaker 1: I was just like walking through the threshold of our
Speaker 1: fucking wizard's thatched, nasty, fucking gross ass house and the
Speaker 1: doorframes are literally like fucking two feet tall and you
Speaker 1: have to duck under every single doorframe. Well, I just
Speaker 1: didn't duck down far enough and I was like I
Speaker 1: was basically running at that point, and I ran straight
Speaker 1: into the doorframe fucking rigamortist immediately like shaking and dropped
Speaker 1: everything out of my hand, phone included, and was like
Speaker 1: I just was stunned, Like I literally got know.
Speaker 3: It was like I feel like I'm a good gauge
Speaker 3: for if there's danger, And in that moment, I genuinely
Speaker 3: started freaking out too, because he was holding his head
Speaker 3: and there was we don't know if he hit his
Speaker 3: head on the wooden post of the door frame or
Speaker 3: I think you hit your head. There's a huge lamp there.
Speaker 3: That's what I thought you hit your head on, because
Speaker 3: there's this like sharp metal lamp right there. I thought
Speaker 3: you hit your head on that and you were holding
Speaker 3: it and you were like muttering and not getting words out,
Speaker 3: and I was like, oh, my fucking.
Speaker 2: God, he just split his head open.
Speaker 3: And I started freaking out, and I was like trying
Speaker 3: to navigate going outside, and then I heard like Luna and.
Speaker 2: Steven on the phone, so I picked up the phone.
Speaker 3: I was like hi, and I'm like trying to just
Speaker 3: be normal because I don't want Luna to associate Drew's
Speaker 3: phone calls with like fix because Drew was like screaming
Speaker 3: and me and him were freaking out.
Speaker 2: And when I picked up the phone, she did look
Speaker 2: a little starter, So I was like, oh my god, Hi, Luna.
Speaker 2: Luna doesn't give a fuck about you.
Speaker 1: Don't fucking care.
Speaker 2: Doo.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Where's do? Where's do?
Speaker 2: I will say, our hair being similar, was I think working?
Speaker 1: Oh I didn't tell you. I called her after I
Speaker 1: got my hair cut and she was terrified of me.
Speaker 1: Oh really, she was horrified, but she like warmed that
Speaker 1: after a second, but she did not.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, because I feel like when my
Speaker 3: hair is like curly imparted in the middle and I
Speaker 3: get on the phone with Luna, that's when she's the
Speaker 3: nicest to me. If my hair is like pulled back
Speaker 3: or straight. Luna sees me and she's.
Speaker 2: Like, mm, what was that? But yeah, I thought you
Speaker 2: was gonna die.
Speaker 1: I literally gave myself a concussion by walking into a
Speaker 1: door frame, really embarrassing.
Speaker 3: And at first, when you were saying concussion, because I
Speaker 3: grew up in such a lax household about health, I
Speaker 3: was like, okay, a concussion, Like a concussion has never
Speaker 3: sounded like shit to me.
Speaker 2: I'm like, what you hurt your head? Boo fucking who?
Speaker 3: And then I was looking into it because you were
Speaker 3: like really dizzy, and I was looking into it on
Speaker 3: my phone and I was like, oh my god, a
Speaker 3: concussion can fucking kill somebody. And then I got really
Speaker 3: scared to leave Drew alone, and me andres I refuse
Speaker 3: to leave.
Speaker 2: Drew alone for in the next like.
Speaker 1: Twelve hours because I went to sleep. I went to sleep,
Speaker 1: and I could have died in my sleep, and who
Speaker 1: knows quantum immortality, I could have died in my sleep.
Speaker 2: You probably life. Do you like your new life?
Speaker 1: Yeah, honestly, I feel a lot more at peace. The
Speaker 1: other Enya was a fucking bitch, bro. She was so annoying.
Speaker 1: But this Indya is like KNT.
Speaker 2: I mean, I guess I could still take the compliment
Speaker 2: part of that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean you're just like so like like like
Speaker 1: usually yeah.
Speaker 2: But you know what I've been realizing is as we've
Speaker 2: grown older, I really have just shut the fuck up
Speaker 2: for the most part.
Speaker 7: Like that is not true, well, not with you, but
Speaker 7: I mean in like social oh yeah, yeah, yeah, like
Speaker 7: when we're.
Speaker 2: Out at like a work event or something, I'm just like.
Speaker 1: Right right, well, I mean you literally were laughing at
Speaker 1: that interpreted cancer guys.
Speaker 2: Okay, we need to talk about this.
Speaker 1: We need we really really need to address.
Speaker 2: It, talk about it, because I was like, y'all are
Speaker 2: pushing it.
Speaker 3: But this whole idea that I won't beat the mean
Speaker 3: girl allegations. Look around the rural up a lot of
Speaker 3: people fucking like me. Ho, I'm not actually mean. You
Speaker 3: might find I'm a fucking pushover and people pleaser and
Speaker 3: I'm too nice. And this whole front I put on
Speaker 3: for y'all is actually a defense mechanism because I'm tired
Speaker 3: of never being taken seriously. So when I get on
Speaker 3: camera in front of other people, I act a certain way.
Speaker 3: But really, I'm a fucking pushover, and most people might
Speaker 3: find that they could slap me across the face eighteen times,
Speaker 3: and if they said sorry and they started crying, I
Speaker 3: would feel bad and I would erased the pain and
Speaker 3: I would be nice to them.
Speaker 1: But the fucking this interpretive dancer like she killed it,
Speaker 1: let me get that out. Fuck great it was. It
Speaker 1: was the setup for how it happened that was really
Speaker 1: just bizarre and jarring. So we were all sitting mining
Speaker 1: our fucking business, having in dinner, like chatting up like whatever, whatever, whatever,
Speaker 1: and it was a vibe and then no announcement, no announcement.
Speaker 1: Then out of the fucking blue shad A starts playing
Speaker 1: in the fucking corners of loud as fuck like.
Speaker 3: It goes from a normal volume of I keep saying volume,
Speaker 3: like volume different because all I can think about is
Speaker 3: Josiah making fit of house volume.
Speaker 2: But the volume was very normal, speaking level. We were
Speaker 2: all speaking over it.
Speaker 3: I can't remember a single goddamn fucking song that played
Speaker 3: before that moment, and.
Speaker 1: Like so it blasts over the speakers and we're like
Speaker 1: there was.
Speaker 2: A woman in so Mallia.
Speaker 1: And it was just like it was like, oh, okay,
Speaker 1: like to switch up on the vibe cool. And then
Speaker 1: like out of the corner of my eyes, I see
Speaker 1: this girl in the middle of the room, just like
Speaker 1: what I thought, taking like cunty ass for me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought she was getting her ig picks.
Speaker 3: I was like, pur she's work tear down, mind you,
Speaker 3: No one has made an announcement. My dumb ass is
Speaker 3: stuck in a conversation. Not stuck in a conversation. I
Speaker 3: was finally like, it was a work of that dinner.
Speaker 3: So when you're sat at these dinners, you're usually sat
Speaker 3: around a few strangers, and you have to get good
Speaker 3: at socializing just talking to new people. I'm not very
Speaker 3: good at that. It takes me a minute to ease
Speaker 3: into it. And I was finally easing into it, and
Speaker 3: I was talking to somebody, getting to know them. We're
Speaker 3: talking about like La and Spain and like Miami, and
Speaker 3: we're just talking about We're deep in conversation.
Speaker 2: At one point, me and him are the only ones
Speaker 2: still talking. Do you remember that?
Speaker 3: Because like Alex had to be like something's happening, like
Speaker 3: to like get everybody to stop talking. So I'm yelling, screaming,
Speaker 3: this girl's back here and it looks like she's just
Speaker 3: getting her photos taken.
Speaker 2: So I'm like, damn, she's getting her fucking pictures, y'all.
Speaker 1: She we literally got flash mobbed with an interpretive solo
Speaker 1: dance and like I'm sorry, Like that is just inherently funny.
Speaker 1: Like she she again, she robbed. She was so fluid,
Speaker 1: her movements were amazing. She like bodied that song.
Speaker 3: You couldn't pay me to learn how to do that,
Speaker 3: because that's something you have to be born to do
Speaker 3: or you just like don't do it. Yeah, but it
Speaker 3: was just like it went dead silent. Also, she's in
Speaker 3: this like gorgeous dress, and in any other situation, like
Speaker 3: if I saw this for.
Speaker 2: A music video, I'd be like, damn, this girl is
Speaker 2: so good, Like this is amazing. There's just something you
Speaker 2: can't pull me.
Speaker 3: It's like one time we went to our friend's concert
Speaker 3: and there was an opera singer for.
Speaker 2: The first that.
Speaker 3: For the first ten minutes, I like me and Drew
Speaker 3: could not stop laughing.
Speaker 2: And then and then we got into it and it
Speaker 2: turned into there's a sincerity I've ever been.
Speaker 1: There is a sincerity epidemic, and like I don't know
Speaker 1: why people being serious takes me laugh, but like it's
Speaker 1: it's it really is just a it's a defense mechanism,
Speaker 1: like you were seening earlier, Like it really was like
Speaker 1: there was nothing funny about it, but it was just funny.
Speaker 7: Like the guy right in front of us, who I
Speaker 7: was talking to before, had he did have his phone
Speaker 7: in point five, and when she came sliding towards us,
Speaker 7: I was looking at his phone in that second, so
Speaker 7: I just see like the like.
Speaker 1: The doorknob in substance. That is what happened, really.
Speaker 3: Like her coming close to the camera and sliding towards
Speaker 3: this camera, and it just made me laugh. And I
Speaker 3: am so sorry. I had a feeling that was my
Speaker 3: biggest fear. The second all that stuff, I was like.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. At one point during that I laughed,
Speaker 2: and there were people across filming and I knew.
Speaker 3: I just knew someone got on camera, and I was like,
Speaker 3: without context, this is gonna seem like I'm just being
Speaker 3: a fucking cunt.
Speaker 2: But I am sorry. Y'all listen to the podcast. You know,
Speaker 2: I am the least serious person.
Speaker 1: I don't know if the context makes it any better, honestly,
Speaker 1: Like I mean, I don't know I don't know like it.
Speaker 2: Maybe I am just a bit because I'm the same
Speaker 2: person who I can't go to haunted horror nights because
Speaker 2: the like theater kids are acting their ass off and
Speaker 2: they're like in the world.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like I'll never forget. We were at one of
Speaker 1: those Halloween haunted house like places where there's a bunch
Speaker 1: of Halloween hunted houses. Why do I keep saying that?
Speaker 1: But there was one yeah scare actors, and there was
Speaker 1: one behind a fence inside of a building like climbing
Speaker 1: up on and that it was like the least scary
Speaker 1: thing I've ever seen in my life. But I screamed
Speaker 1: in fear for her because I wanted her to feel
Speaker 1: good and like she was doing a good jobs.
Speaker 3: Like you have to remember I am not somebody who
Speaker 3: I live like. I don't really live a peaceful life.
Speaker 3: My life is over analyzing everything. And I'm sitting in
Speaker 3: this restaurant.
Speaker 2: I'm like this fucking overly upper echelon thing, which I'm
Speaker 2: so grateful to be a part of. But I can't
Speaker 2: help but look around and be like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: this life is so funny, Like this is what opulence is.
Speaker 2: Like we always come back to this. We always come
Speaker 2: back to the same thing.
Speaker 3: And like the fact that opulence is having just like
Speaker 3: a single human come in and like.
Speaker 7: Dance for us, Like it feels so barbaric, but like
Speaker 7: it's a gorgeous thing.
Speaker 2: But it's also the same thing.
Speaker 3: Like when we saw the in the synchronized swimmers in person,
Speaker 3: that pushed me to a place that I never needed
Speaker 3: to be. There's just certain things that like my my
Speaker 3: search sitting.
Speaker 1: See humans do that like just fun It's just it's
Speaker 1: it's not funny like this is this is the tea.
Speaker 1: It's like them doing it. It's like fine, not it's
Speaker 1: not funny like it, but it's just the fact that
Speaker 1: like we're observing them doing it that's funny. Like that's
Speaker 1: what's funny to me is I'm just like this regular
Speaker 1: fucking guy watching people swim in water or like watching
Speaker 1: someone climb on a fucking fence in his carehouse.
Speaker 2: So to be clear, I literally grew up wanting to
Speaker 2: be a dancer.
Speaker 3: So you're talking to the main person who I One
Speaker 3: thing I will always respect is a fucking dancer, because
Speaker 3: bad dance is bad, but good dance, Like she was
Speaker 3: such a good dancer I don't know how the fuck
Speaker 3: she had the saminu to do all that, because I
Speaker 3: would have fainted on.
Speaker 2: The floor and everybody would have had to call the
Speaker 2: fucking ambulance.
Speaker 1: We really would she.
Speaker 3: Genuinely, she literally was doing a handstand and was like
Speaker 3: twisting her legs for her dress to flow, and that
Speaker 3: had me memorized. I was like, oh my god, she
Speaker 3: has the she has crazy upper body string. She could
Speaker 3: like walk around this room and knock all of us.
Speaker 2: Out and once with punch. But just the sliding, the sliding,
Speaker 2: I think, is it's real?
Speaker 1: It was. It was the spins. But anyways, sorry, we'll
Speaker 1: move on. We'll move on. Okay. I have a note
Speaker 1: that says, I don't know what this is referencing, but
Speaker 1: receipts have been pissing me off lately. Actually, no, I
Speaker 1: do know what's No, I know what it's referencing. Bitch.
Speaker 1: Fuck receipts. Actually literally fuck receipts. If you give me
Speaker 1: a receipt, I'm gonna freak out. Stop asking me. I
Speaker 1: know it's your job, but stop asking me if I
Speaker 1: want a receipt. No, I don't want that fucking receipt.
Speaker 1: Like I literally don't, and then it's like, oh, like
Speaker 1: you need them for taxes. Literally, no, I don't like literally.
Speaker 3: No outdated idea to me at this point for the
Speaker 3: most part, Like I understand receipts in terms of like
Speaker 3: return and to keep track of what you've spent, but
Speaker 3: because so many things are like linked to accounts and emails,
Speaker 3: just I always have my email linked to every.
Speaker 2: Store, whether it's like it's Aphora a fucking Whole Foods,
Speaker 2: like I will be knowing.
Speaker 1: What I I have one bank account and I can
Speaker 1: go in and just keep tracking my spending in there,
Speaker 1: Like I really, I do not need this fucking piece
Speaker 1: of paper covered in BPA horrormones.
Speaker 2: Like I don't believe in the I don't believe in
Speaker 2: the harassment against receipt ink, so I think it's pushing it.
Speaker 2: We have much greater things to deal with. Leave the
Speaker 2: ink on receipts alone. No, that's like the bottom tier
Speaker 2: of what we gotta get.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the bottom tier. But it's still like a
Speaker 1: thing that I think about when I'm touching receipts. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I don't want this, Like why is this in my hand?
Speaker 1: And then I think about the service workers that have
Speaker 1: to handle receipts all fucking day long, and I just feel, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that is bad. I feel truly bad for them because
Speaker 1: it's like they have to touch this vile, toxic piece
Speaker 1: of fucking paper. But anyways, receipt Imagine me, I.
Speaker 2: Have to touch this mic all the time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it smells like you're fucking vagiant. But I
Speaker 1: don't know why I said that. I really I don't
Speaker 1: know why I said that, And I'm sorry. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: Imagine those comments actually made me hella insecure about my
Speaker 3: gees smell.
Speaker 2: I'm not kidding.
Speaker 3: The smell of my vagina does not cross my mind
Speaker 3: wants a like ever, oh.
Speaker 1: Baby cross his mind at least six times a day
Speaker 1: when you're laying in my bed, like.
Speaker 2: Especially with the heated blanket on.
Speaker 3: It's like when you sit like nuggets under a hot
Speaker 3: light a hot lamp at a fast food restaurant.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like cooking, Like it's like salmon, raw salmon
Speaker 1: being fried in the air fryer. Oh my god, cooking
Speaker 1: fish in a microwave actually should be considered a war crime.
Speaker 1: And I'm not kidding, like it really.
Speaker 2: Should be fish in your house. Period.
Speaker 3: Remember when I was cooking salmon all the time, I
Speaker 3: had the house stick thinking the house was like humid
Speaker 3: with the scent.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like it was really an ocean breeze.
Speaker 1: It was really not okay, it was it was not
Speaker 1: fucking okay. Well, there's one last thing that I need
Speaker 1: to get off my chest before we go. And I
Speaker 1: have had a spider in the corner of my kitchen,
Speaker 1: of our kitchen for about six months now, seven months now,
Speaker 1: and he just lives in the open air. I let
Speaker 1: him do his thing. I let him make his webs,
Speaker 1: which you might be like, Drew, that's fucking crazy, like
Speaker 1: why would you do that? WHOA. I was gonna go
Speaker 1: and kill him one day, or like take down his web.
Speaker 1: And then I looked closer and I saw about fifty
Speaker 1: fruitflies in his web. And then I thought to a
Speaker 1: moment about four months prior where I was like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, it's fruitfly season and I literally haven't seen
Speaker 1: a single fruit fly in our house. Yeah, this spider
Speaker 1: single handedly eradicated the entire fruitfly population in our kitchen
Speaker 1: all on his own. So I was like, you know what,
Speaker 1: like he's actually doing us a service, Like I don't
Speaker 1: have to worry about these goddamn flies flying in my
Speaker 1: fucking nose, And the spider gets to eat and he's
Speaker 1: mine in his own business. He's not poisonous, like he's
Speaker 1: not gonna bite me. He's just he literally stays in
Speaker 1: that corner.
Speaker 2: Only society could take.
Speaker 1: Notes exactly, exactly exactly. He just stays in that corner,
Speaker 1: collects his bugs and just minds his own fucking business,
Speaker 1: and like I mind my own business. And it was
Speaker 1: like it was a very very symbiotic relationship, like I
Speaker 1: literally did not give a fuck at all. Well, I
Speaker 1: started to girl like a love for him, Like I
Speaker 1: really started to care for him, and like there it
Speaker 1: was points where I was spraying water onto his thing
Speaker 1: because I was like, how is he drinking water? Where's
Speaker 1: he getting water from? Like do spiders drink water? I
Speaker 1: was doing a bunch of research, so I put water
Speaker 1: droplets on his webs, and like y'all, his web grew huge,
Speaker 1: and like I was actually proud of him, and I.
Speaker 2: Will say, I let Drew have that.
Speaker 3: But it made the corner of our kitchen look fucking
Speaker 3: batshit crazy. Every time I would clean, I would sit
Speaker 3: in this kitchen for like two hours working my ass
Speaker 3: off cleaning. Look around and I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: it's spotless in here. But then there's the biggest cobweb
Speaker 3: you've ever seen your goddamn life in the corner.
Speaker 1: Because it wasn't making for.
Speaker 3: That pinterest like in so for the season webs. It
Speaker 3: was making nasty, fucking dusty webs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought his webs were bludded, like yeah, it
Speaker 1: was soggy bottom webs, like it was not giving.
Speaker 2: C But but I understood what it meant for Drew.
Speaker 1: So I so he was just chilling in there for
Speaker 1: months and months and months and months and months, and
Speaker 1: then like we're supposed to do this like photo shoot
Speaker 1: in our house this week, and so I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: we should get like a professional cleaner to come in
Speaker 1: and clean the house, and just like so it looks
Speaker 1: nice and so it's not fucking scary and dusty and nasty.
Speaker 1: So before the cleaner came out, was like, oh, I
Speaker 1: need to put a note by the spider saying don't
Speaker 1: kill him, because I really I really did not want
Speaker 1: them to kill him, y'all.
Speaker 2: They fucking decimated.
Speaker 1: His ass, escimated him, like not a trace left. He's
Speaker 1: not there anymore, Like literally they got his desk.
Speaker 2: It's all could have been a dream.
Speaker 4: He never exists, like and then they like moved a
Speaker 4: bunch of shit into the corner so he couldn't remake
Speaker 4: his web if he is alive, Like they fucked his
Speaker 4: ass up in a crazy way.
Speaker 1: And I'm not gonna lie. I actually cried. I literally
Speaker 1: shed a tear. Josiah watched me cry over my goddamn
Speaker 1: pet spider because like we did grow like a relationship,
Speaker 1: like we I gave him meals, I gave him water.
Speaker 1: He was like a cat to me, Like I took
Speaker 1: care of him, like he was like Mayazol. And it's
Speaker 1: the exact same as if a Zol died, like my
Speaker 1: spiders down.
Speaker 2: You need a fucking animal or something in your life.
Speaker 1: Bro, Yeah, I really do. But it was, it was,
Speaker 1: it was. It was a very dark time in my life,
Speaker 1: especially while being concussed.
Speaker 2: Like it's just too much to handle. Yeah, well I
Speaker 2: slept for twenty four hours straight.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I don't know what happened Saturday. She slept Saturday, Saturday, Sunday.
Speaker 1: What it day is? Saturday is Saturdayurday, Saturdays, weesday.
Speaker 2: I don't know, yo, Drew, what are Saturdays for Saturday? No,
Speaker 2: Saturdays are for.
Speaker 1: The Saturday Sunday.
Speaker 2: No Saturdays, We're gonna.
Speaker 1: Saturday.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't know why. I slept twenty four hours.
Speaker 2: But on Friday night technically Saturday morning, at around two
Speaker 2: thirty am, I went to bed and we were really
Speaker 2: jet lagged, and we had a busy week.
Speaker 3: That's why we didn't have an episode last week. And
Speaker 3: I was so fucking tired because we had like such long,
Speaker 3: stupid ass like talking days, like we just had to
Speaker 3: talk a bunch.
Speaker 2: So I was just so tired.
Speaker 3: I stayed up late so we could hang out with
Speaker 3: Josie before we leave for like work and stuff, and
Speaker 3: I go to sleep. I woke up at eleven, and
Speaker 3: I felt like shit about waking up at eleven on
Speaker 3: a Saturday, even though my plan was to spend the
Speaker 3: whole weekend just like lounging around and chilling. I woke
Speaker 3: up at eleven, I took my medication, and I sat
Speaker 3: back in bed. I knocked the fuck out. Woke up
Speaker 3: to Drew's haircut around like four pm, said a few
Speaker 3: words him about that, knocked back out immediately. I had
Speaker 3: full intentions on staying up. I just knocked back out.
Speaker 1: And I thought we had a dinner later that night.
Speaker 1: So I ran to Endya's room and I was like, bro,
Speaker 1: it is seven, you got to wake up for dinner.
Speaker 1: And she woke up for about ten minutes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and also mind you. I was like, I think
Speaker 2: I just got kind of sick, like I fully broke fever,
Speaker 2: because when I woke up originally at eleven, I had
Speaker 2: a crazy migraine. I felt nauseous. I had like swept
Speaker 2: through all my pajamas and all my layers, but I
Speaker 2: was still really cold. It was so weird. And then
Speaker 2: Drew tried to wake me up again and he was like,
Speaker 2: I figured out that the dinner wasn't that night, and
Speaker 2: he was like, dude, you need to eat something. And
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, I'm gonna order something, like I'm
Speaker 2: gonna order soup. I got on my phone. I don't
Speaker 2: remember knocking out. I just knocked back out, and then
Speaker 2: I woke up again at eleven fifty pm, and I
Speaker 2: was like, holy shit, what is happening?
Speaker 3: But I couldn't stay up because it was already late
Speaker 3: and you were already asleep because I went to the bathroom,
Speaker 3: I didn't hear anything, and I was like, fuck, I
Speaker 3: guess I'd just go back to bed because it's not
Speaker 3: like there's anything open.
Speaker 2: I don't have any food in the fridge. I'm just
Speaker 2: gonna go back to bed.
Speaker 3: I went back to bed, and I woke up at
Speaker 3: four am, and I was like, fuck, I need to
Speaker 3: at least sleep for.
Speaker 2: Two more hours.
Speaker 3: Slept for two more hours, and woke up and just
Speaker 3: started my day at six am, and I was just like,
Speaker 3: I've never done that.
Speaker 2: I've literally never done that.
Speaker 1: I mean, you were sick.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I fully.
Speaker 3: Broke fever and I was sweating, and it felt nice.
Speaker 3: It kind of felt like again it was just going
Speaker 3: back to tradition. It felt like being like a fourteen
Speaker 3: year old who was going to die of the plague.
Speaker 3: And there was something about that that my like DNA,
Speaker 3: really yearned for and it felt really good.
Speaker 1: I kind of love being sick. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1: I love like having a cold. Like actually, no, I
Speaker 1: fucking hate colds because I have like fucked up sinuses,
Speaker 1: so I'm clogged up for like three months after I
Speaker 1: get a cold. But like having like the flu or
Speaker 1: something is kind of like a vibe like I don't
Speaker 1: know there's something to it, just like I think it
Speaker 1: really just goes back to me wanting to be taken
Speaker 1: care of.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, because the idea it sounds good
Speaker 3: to be taken care of, But I grew up in
Speaker 3: a family that didn't take being sick serious, so.
Speaker 2: I don't know what that feeling is like. And now
Speaker 2: I can't take care of people who are sick because
Speaker 2: I have I just have where I don't take it
Speaker 2: serious from them, and then I don't take it serious
Speaker 2: for myself.
Speaker 1: I just have preconceived notions of like what it means
Speaker 1: to be taken care of, like from like movies.
Speaker 2: Yeah I know.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I want somebody to come and put a
Speaker 3: wet rag on my head and tuk me.
Speaker 1: Like if if I was sick and there no one
Speaker 1: else in my family was sick, I would be eating
Speaker 1: spaghetti for dinner with everybody else. I wouldn't get a
Speaker 1: special little meal. Yeah no, no, they would be like,
Speaker 1: you're either eating spaghetti or you're not eating.
Speaker 2: Yeah. They'd be like, come sit up at the.
Speaker 1: Time and projectile vomiting red spaghetti all over the counter
Speaker 1: has literally since that moment, I have not eaten spaghetti.
Speaker 2: I love a good spaghetti though.
Speaker 3: M Well, no infantilization with this comment. But my dream
Speaker 3: is to get given a bath. Like you know what
Speaker 3: really triggered that like want for it was in.
Speaker 1: You, let me give you a bath. Let me give
Speaker 1: you a bath. I'll give you a bath. Come on,
Speaker 1: I'll like rub everywhere everywhere, and I can give you.
Speaker 2: Fucking touching me.
Speaker 3: Maybe that's why I like taking baths with my like
Speaker 3: girlfriends who I love, because it feels like being like
Speaker 3: sisters like to me, like taking a bath with a
Speaker 3: sibling is like so cute. But what triggered that thought
Speaker 3: for me was in Penn fifteen when Maya's mom gives
Speaker 3: her a bath in that really nice bathroom. I love
Speaker 3: that bathroom in the mood in the show. It's like
Speaker 3: a Japanese style bathroom, which is my dream bathroom. And
Speaker 3: she gives her a bath, and it's such a cute
Speaker 3: moment and her and her mom are taking a bath,
Speaker 3: and I really want that because I wish I had
Speaker 3: a mom.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, happy Thanksgiving guys. I hope you had a
Speaker 2: good Thanksgiving. I hope you ate lots of food.
Speaker 1: What is it gonna take for me to do something
Speaker 1: like I? I will literally for weeks be like, Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna go do this, or I'm gonna
Speaker 1: do that, or I'm gonna start this painting or I'm
Speaker 1: gonna finish this painting. I'm gonna wake up tomorrow and
Speaker 1: do it. And I'm just gonna fucking do it and
Speaker 1: get it done, y'all. I've been talking about this goddamn painting,
Speaker 1: and every single night before I go to bed, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I have some time tomorrow, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: wake up and I'm gonna go start painting. Bitch. It
Speaker 1: has been three weeks. Two it's almost been two months.
Speaker 1: It's almost been two whole months since I've picked up
Speaker 1: that fucking paint brush to paint, And every single night
Speaker 1: before I go to bed, I'm like, I'm gonna paint tomorrow.
Speaker 1: There's something seriously, seriously seriously wrong with me and I
Speaker 1: cannot do anything and it pisses me the fuck off.
Speaker 1: And if you have any goddamn fucking advice for me
Speaker 1: other than adderall, because I was on adderall in high
Speaker 1: school for my add and it made me wallpaper and
Speaker 1: I wanted to kill myself and I wanted to jump
Speaker 1: out of the window in my bedroom. I don't know
Speaker 1: how y'all bitches do it. It really really really turns
Speaker 1: off my brain in a way that's like not fun.
Speaker 2: No, Adderall is the devil.
Speaker 3: Adderall will make me if I'm driving my car when
Speaker 3: I'm coming down from Adderall, it will make me decide
Speaker 3: whether or not I'm going to crash.
Speaker 2: Into a polan in my life. Yeah, it's and it's
Speaker 2: like really hard not to.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, well, Drew Syop, you telling me a
Speaker 1: crab goon to this rag crab rangoon hashtag the underscore.
Speaker 2: Do salami meat tastes like nickels and quarters?
Speaker 1: Yeah? It does? I can, and sometimes I feel like
Speaker 1: I'm eating like a rubber bone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I really.
Speaker 3: Don't like I like salami meat, but the taste it
Speaker 3: leaves in my mouth makes me feel like I just
Speaker 3: went outside and fucking.
Speaker 2: Bit a cat.
Speaker 1: Yeah that a cat tendon like.
Speaker 2: The cat. Don't make me bite the cat.
Speaker 1: Don't make me drink alone. Don't make me drink alone? Well, shit,
Speaker 1: where are my SOPs? There was one that Oh, here
Speaker 1: we go. This is a tweet from Christopher at Molock Official.
Speaker 1: It's increasingly clear that Ellen de Generes was at an
Speaker 1: environ or it is it's It's increasingly clear that Ellen
Speaker 1: de Generess was an environmentally significant apex predator in the
Speaker 1: media ecosystem. She'd have already extracted or she'd have no,
Speaker 1: I got it, I got it, I got it, I
Speaker 1: can do it, I can do it. It's increasingly clear
Speaker 1: that Ellen DeGeneres was an environmentally significant apex predator in
Speaker 1: the media ecosystem. She'd have extracted all entertainment value from
Speaker 1: the hawk Tua Girl in a three minute segment and
Speaker 1: banished her back to anninemy, maintaining ecological balance. Oh my
Speaker 1: fucking god, it.
Speaker 2: Is the realist twet ever, though.
Speaker 1: It is extremely, extremely, extremely real and Ellen degenerous. You
Speaker 1: must die, Oh my gosh, she must die.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 3: When Drew doesn't speak at my funeral, it is not
Speaker 3: because he is a psychopath.
Speaker 2: It is because he cannot be trusted to go up
Speaker 2: to a microphone with any rink.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it'll either have to come from my heart
Speaker 1: or not happen at all. And like babe, nothing of
Speaker 1: significance comes from my heart. We are living in insincerity epidemic,
Speaker 1: and I fear I am at the forefront of that issue.
Speaker 1: And I don't think I've been authentic or real with
Speaker 1: myself or y'all once in the last four years, let
Speaker 1: alone my entire life. I don't know if I am
Speaker 1: a real person, and I think I am a character,
Speaker 1: and I think I'm lost in myself and I can't escape.
Speaker 1: But when I try to, my brain developed inside of
Speaker 1: this character. So I don't know if I am myself
Speaker 1: or if I am a character.
Speaker 6: I know you.
Speaker 1: Artsy girl Pussy will have you watch in a twenty
Speaker 1: four films and reading.
Speaker 2: So it'll have you do the bare minimum.
Speaker 1: Yeah, am I schizophrenic? Or is everyone kind of an op?
Speaker 1: Kind of an op? Congrats this time next year, you'll
Speaker 1: be paying ten cents less for milk. Also, your girlfriend
Speaker 1: is dead from sepsis and you've been drafted.
Speaker 6: This is like me.
Speaker 1: I think I've read this one before, but I have
Speaker 1: to do it again. I just called the Chinese place
Speaker 1: and said I need twenty five thousand wings. They said
Speaker 1: ten minutes.
Speaker 2: That's good.
Speaker 1: And then it's this emoji.
Speaker 3: My curse of the week goes honestly like, I haven't
Speaker 3: had a.
Speaker 2: Volatile week, Like, there's no way you've been pretty chill. Yeah,
Speaker 2: there's no one. You guys are lucky this time. There's
Speaker 2: no one to curse. I can't think of anybody to curse. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I have a curseless week.
Speaker 1: No, there's gotta be someone out there that needs to
Speaker 1: be cursed, like pop culturely like I mean it's been
Speaker 1: We've been pretty chill like as a society, like recently,
Speaker 1: Wicked has definitely tamed the mind. Yeah, I want to
Speaker 1: see that goddamn movie so bad.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 1: Oh media popular.
Speaker 2: I honestly don't have media.
Speaker 1: You're gotta be popula ride, Brightest Horse in your Simple Sugar.
Speaker 2: Hay Love by the Telphonics, give me just a little
Speaker 2: more time, Chairman of the boar Um.
Speaker 5: That's it.
Speaker 1: Oh ba babee um, I'm gonna say Frosty b York
Speaker 1: Till I Die, The Beach Boys and Requiem for a Father,
Speaker 1: The Dirty Column, Oh thirty thousand, one hundred million by
Speaker 1: Soldier Boy and Little Bee. Ummmm, Hoe Cakes MF doom.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, I honestly, uh did I watch any movies?
Speaker 1: I know I watched like eight movies on the airplane,
Speaker 1: I watched the Notebook finally. Wow, really wow. I thought
Speaker 1: y'all bitches were joking and exaggerating, but I fear. I
Speaker 1: cried and I shed a few tears.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I need to watch the movie. I haven't seen
Speaker 2: it since I was like twelve.
Speaker 1: But then I immediately forgot about it because something even
Speaker 1: more said happened to me and YA deleted every picture
Speaker 1: I've ever taken off of me.
Speaker 2: He got it back, he got it back. I deleted
Speaker 2: every picture.
Speaker 1: It was ninety dollars iteah, because I had to download
Speaker 1: the software and they wouldn't let me do it for free.
Speaker 7: Pop.
Speaker 1: But I could have gone to Sammy's camera, but I
Speaker 1: didn't find out until after I got them back. But
Speaker 1: fun fact, if you delete all the camera photos off
Speaker 1: your SD card on accident, don't format it, do not
Speaker 1: take any more pictures, take it immediately out of your
Speaker 1: camera and set it on the desk. Don't rewrite any
Speaker 1: data on it. Then take that SD card. Oh, then
Speaker 1: take that SD card to your local camera shop or
Speaker 1: call them before and say I need all the pictures
Speaker 1: put back on my SD card. Or you can go
Speaker 1: online and find a software that will do it for you,
Speaker 1: but you had to pay eighty bucks, but it worked.
Speaker 1: Some of the pictures are glitched and like lime green,
Speaker 1: but like for the most part, my favorite pictures were untouched.
Speaker 2: Untouched XO, let.
Speaker 1: Me polish your pearl.
Speaker 2: What the hell I saw? I saw the TV Glow.
Speaker 2: That was a good one. I saw Girlfriends. It was
Speaker 2: really good, but it was kind of slow, but it
Speaker 2: was good. It was good.
Speaker 1: Nonetheless, I saw this thing called Gabe Horn.
Speaker 2: What is that?
Speaker 1: It's like when a man and another man do sex.
Speaker 2: Is that real?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: No, that has to be a bitches need to stop
Speaker 1: saying small world and just say I fucked him too,
Speaker 1: all right bye.
Speaker 2: Height