WEBVTT - we lost everything

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<v Speaker 1>They stole all my ship.

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<v Speaker 2>You haven't even seen Drew. You haven't even seen Drew.

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<v Speaker 3>They stole something from Lear the toy.

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<v Speaker 2>Whoever took all my ship? Please have they fucking wigs

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<v Speaker 2>out of it?

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<v Speaker 1>For cancer patience?

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<v Speaker 4>And they stole it from the fucking joke.

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<v Speaker 5>It like, I don't know myn you like, thank god

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<v Speaker 5>they stole it because you look so much better used

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<v Speaker 5>to look like ship.

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<v Speaker 2>I had to get that off my chest. I'm so sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I'm saying it's good they stole your hair because

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<v Speaker 2>now you're sexy.

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<v Speaker 1>So you let me be ugly for two years.

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<v Speaker 2>Well yeah, because now your hair looks healthy and you're

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<v Speaker 2>mogging me.

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<v Speaker 6>Like.

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<v Speaker 3>The thing is like I always think Drew is hot,

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<v Speaker 3>but there is something so nice that there was a

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<v Speaker 3>time remember when all the.

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<v Speaker 2>Compents were like Drew was so sexy, Drew so sexy.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm right fucking here. It made me feel like when

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<v Speaker 2>I was with my sister at school again.

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<v Speaker 3>But recently I've been the sexy one. But now like

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<v Speaker 3>I have to fight with you for comments.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, see then you do something.

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<v Speaker 1>That part Oh well, y'all thought that it was just

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<v Speaker 1>a little hair. Okay, y'all thought I chopped everything off

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<v Speaker 1>right the.

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<v Speaker 6>Babe, babe, go show them.

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<v Speaker 2>I need them to see, like what I'm staring at,

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<v Speaker 2>Like I can't believe this is what we do.

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<v Speaker 3>Like my parents literally like risk their lives to come

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<v Speaker 3>to this country.

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<v Speaker 2>This is what I do with the life they gave me.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you farting? You're a little fighting girl, Drue, you

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<v Speaker 2>look so good. You're my little angel. Baby. I love you, baby.

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<v Speaker 2>That's how I'm gonna start talking to you. Oh, this

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<v Speaker 2>is kind of a bar chair. Ever again, Like putting

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<v Speaker 2>on the floor is kind of fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Our set is the fucking car. Yeah no, it's literally

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<v Speaker 1>trapped in the cars. We transport it for something very

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<v Speaker 1>extra special, something coming very soon. But we were just

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<v Speaker 1>too lazy to bring it up the stairs. And we

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<v Speaker 1>were thought, oh, you know, it might be fun to

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<v Speaker 1>just sit on the fucking floor of our nasty, fucking kitchen.

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<v Speaker 1>I barely vacuumed. I mean, if you can see in

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<v Speaker 1>the corner behind ya, there is rotten watermelon juice because

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<v Speaker 1>in youa make watermelon.

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<v Speaker 3>Watermelon juice, it's a rotten creation smoothie. Where I realized

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<v Speaker 3>that juice is ferment. And then I learned from TikTok

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<v Speaker 3>that you supposed to use a little needle to pop

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<v Speaker 3>the air, so it has a fucking explode all over you.

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<v Speaker 2>And one time I was like, I'm gonna be good.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to clean the fuck out of this fridge

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<v Speaker 3>and I found a juice in the back and I

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<v Speaker 3>was like, oh, this is gonna stink. Thank god, I

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<v Speaker 3>didn't put my face nearer. I had my face like

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<v Speaker 3>this because I thought it was gonna sneak.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>That literally would have given you eatings.

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<v Speaker 2>It looked like the episode you Are Not episode you

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<v Speaker 2>know what? It looked like the.

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<v Speaker 3>Scene with uh Johnny Depp in Nightmare on Elm Street.

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<v Speaker 2>That's literally what that.

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<v Speaker 3>Juice did to like it shot up at the ceiling

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<v Speaker 3>and went down this way and felt.

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<v Speaker 1>It literally coated our entire kitchen in rotten watermelon juice.

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<v Speaker 1>Like it was fucking crazy. It was a bad vibe.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, so there's that in the corner to the

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<v Speaker 1>rotten pile that we missed that we just said, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what, keep it, But well.

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<v Speaker 3>It's because it's like classic when you spill something, it's

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<v Speaker 3>I'm getting the big portions out and whatever is left,

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<v Speaker 3>what doesn't kill me, makes me fucking exactly. I thought

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<v Speaker 3>picking off it. Do you ever clean up broken glass?

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<v Speaker 3>And you get kind of lazy at the end.

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<v Speaker 2>Like oh, and I just like, I'm just like if

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<v Speaker 2>I step on that, like it'll.

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<v Speaker 1>It'll I'm like, honestly, I'll learn a lesson later, just

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<v Speaker 1>for future Drew to figure out. No, Like, when we

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<v Speaker 1>were breaking that TV, there were shards of glass that

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<v Speaker 1>broke all over the floor.

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<v Speaker 2>No what no, no, no no.

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<v Speaker 1>And I sat there and picked every single one of

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<v Speaker 1>them up because I was like, oh, what if his

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<v Speaker 1>like thinks this is a toy and plays with it.

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<v Speaker 1>But there were these like microscopic, like tiny little shards

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<v Speaker 1>of like plexiglass or some shit that like, I literally,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not kidding. I just cleaned up with the bottom

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<v Speaker 1>of my feet. I was just like, I'll just pick

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<v Speaker 1>these up and like rub them.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, my skin like fiberglass.

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<v Speaker 3>Also, I feel like we need to clarify that is

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<v Speaker 3>not our fucking TV. In that video, Josie got that

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<v Speaker 3>TV from the career budget for like forty bucks off

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<v Speaker 3>of Facebook market because I saw someone being like, oh

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<v Speaker 3>my god, they really do just have money like that.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to clarify, Yes, we are very privileged. I

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<v Speaker 3>live an awesome life. We have had the same TV

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<v Speaker 3>for six I have.

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<v Speaker 1>Been begging, begging to buy a new one. I don't you've.

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<v Speaker 2>Been getting a new TV.

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<v Speaker 3>Like all the TVs do the same ship like at

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<v Speaker 3>a soundbar, so that the bass is crazy, because I

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<v Speaker 3>will say we destroyed the speakers on our TV. When

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<v Speaker 3>we have friends over and we're trying to like set

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<v Speaker 3>a vibe and put music on the TV, literally sounds

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<v Speaker 3>like like it sounds like you're in a teenager's car,

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<v Speaker 3>like in a teenager's niece on.

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<v Speaker 1>When you too much on us vibrating the trunk.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, I just want to clarify that. I just

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<v Speaker 2>don't like you can't say you.

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<v Speaker 1>Kind of I love new TVs. If I could, I

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<v Speaker 1>would buy a new TV every single year.

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<v Speaker 2>Because I think it's a very man thing.

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<v Speaker 1>It truly is. It's like it's a very straight thing.

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<v Speaker 1>They can of course I'm straight, but like it's it's probably. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>It just goes to prove for all the deniers.

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<v Speaker 1>Is like I love TV.

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<v Speaker 2>Have all the grinder relegation, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Love DVS and basketball.

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<v Speaker 2>You can hate the straight man lives.

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<v Speaker 1>On yeah, I love TVs and basketball. I will not

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<v Speaker 1>touch football because honestly, that's the gayest sport there is.

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<v Speaker 1>But we don't have to get into that. We've talked

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<v Speaker 1>about that one hundred times.

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<v Speaker 3>But well it's also just crazy because it's like all

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<v Speaker 3>sports have danger to it, but like football, in UFC,

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<v Speaker 3>wrestling and shit, I am so.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry the way I felt after my concussion, Like for

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<v Speaker 1>like five days after. I swear to God, if they're

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<v Speaker 1>getting a concussion a night, like no wonder all of

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<v Speaker 1>them like fucking killed their wives. I mean, I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>That's like really dark excited to say, but like there's

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<v Speaker 1>like I felt so crazy and out of it for

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<v Speaker 1>like a week after that, and like literally like I

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<v Speaker 1>had a constant headache. I just felt dazed and confused,

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<v Speaker 1>and like I just felt off, like I felt like

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<v Speaker 1>I was viewing life from like I felt dissociated, like

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<v Speaker 1>I was viewing life or depersonalized. Do you really say,

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<v Speaker 1>what is.

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<v Speaker 3>The I mean, I doubt football creates a space where

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<v Speaker 3>there's like a lot of conversation around mental health, But

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<v Speaker 3>I wonder what the greats.

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<v Speaker 2>Of like depression and suicide are football.

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<v Speaker 1>It's it's it's sky high.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a lot of them also really addicted to gambling

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<v Speaker 3>and all that other shit, and I feel like all.

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<v Speaker 1>Addicted to painkillers because the NFL like would supply all

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<v Speaker 1>these players with painkiller like Tom Brady, I think, or no,

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<v Speaker 1>Aaron Rodgers like played the best games of his life

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<v Speaker 1>high on fucking percocet because he like broke his arm

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<v Speaker 1>or some shit, and they were like, no, we need you,

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<v Speaker 1>so they like put them back out there.

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<v Speaker 2>Ever, get up there and do that one too.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, the depression rates post like their careers are

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<v Speaker 1>really gnarly, and all of them have like fucking dementia

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<v Speaker 1>and CTE, and like what drives me insane is I'm

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<v Speaker 1>like there are so many like opportunities for these players

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<v Speaker 1>to like not get CTE. Like they invented this new

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<v Speaker 1>thing with like a helmet cover and it looks fucking stupid,

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<v Speaker 1>but like it stops people from getting a concussion every

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<v Speaker 1>goddamn game, but they don't wear them because they look dumb.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, okay, like you either look full.

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<v Speaker 3>Now football players already look fucking dumb, like that ship

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<v Speaker 3>in your mouth and the helmet combo is kind of crazy,

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<v Speaker 3>like you're already looking like you're doing something that God

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<v Speaker 3>never intended for you to be doing.

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<v Speaker 2>So put the goddam Actually.

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<v Speaker 1>I would argue that football is exactly what God intended

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<v Speaker 1>man to do, like to beat each other up, like

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<v Speaker 1>because I mean, we've been doing that shit for like millennia,

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<v Speaker 1>like thousands and thousands of years. It's just like that

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<v Speaker 1>fall the seams. We would just kill each other. That's

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<v Speaker 1>fucking crazy. We would kill each other for sport. And

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<v Speaker 1>now I lay in bed with the anxiety of a

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<v Speaker 1>person being hunted, like it's crazy, Like it's epigenetic. It's

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<v Speaker 1>like in my DNA to be ancient.

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<v Speaker 2>That reminds me of something I wrote down. Oh that

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<v Speaker 2>like reminds you of earlier. Today, I was watching this

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<v Speaker 2>person review pens that they like, and I was like, ooh,

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<v Speaker 2>stationary just does something to me.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm like, it literally feels like it feels like

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<v Speaker 3>how my brain feels when I see green, and it's

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<v Speaker 3>like my body begging me.

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<v Speaker 2>To go back to the forest the tradition.

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<v Speaker 3>That's how I feel about like analogue stationary items.

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<v Speaker 1>And like like a good collection of like those Stedler highlighters,

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<v Speaker 1>Like oh, like the.

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<v Speaker 2>Past but then I I don't use that shit.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, I buy it, and then it just sits

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<v Speaker 1>on my desk very organized, like I will.

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<v Speaker 3>Say the pens I own right now, Like I've had

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<v Speaker 3>pens for the first time run out of ink in

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<v Speaker 3>the past year, which is crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like getting through to the topics.

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<v Speaker 1>The coopic markers I bought ten years ago are still

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<v Speaker 1>still cool as fuck because I I don't know, Like

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<v Speaker 1>for those that don't know, I'm sure a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>you do know, kopis are like the holy grail of marker.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm pretty sure they'd be ben dethroned recently by like

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<v Speaker 1>ohuhu or whatever, because it's like it's literally just like

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<v Speaker 1>a topic marker but like a fraction of the cost

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<v Speaker 1>and we have them and like low key like they

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<v Speaker 1>are better than kopis. But anyways, that's the gag is.

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<v Speaker 2>Kopick was never that good, never gagging the girl.

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<v Speaker 3>It was topic and then what was the clay Because

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<v Speaker 3>me and Drew both bo grew up watching like Stationary Cremo.

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<v Speaker 1>No Femo Femo, oh f I m o X Cremo.

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<v Speaker 1>But those copic markers I bought literally a decade ago

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<v Speaker 1>are still juicy as fuck because there's something in my

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<v Speaker 1>brain that like literally will not let me use them

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<v Speaker 1>because they cost so much. And that's like that is

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<v Speaker 1>like an actual problem in my day to day life.

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<v Speaker 1>Like if I buy something expensive, I will literally just

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<v Speaker 1>not open it for like a week at a time

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<v Speaker 1>because I don't want to like fuck it up, like

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<v Speaker 1>it's crazy. I've gotten better about it recently though, but

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<v Speaker 1>those coping markers will literally stay juicy as fuck because

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<v Speaker 1>I don't use them at all.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, also like it, I feel like we both do that,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's because our parents raise us correctly and they

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<v Speaker 2>taught us to.

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<v Speaker 1>They made us buy our shit.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they made us either like work for our thing.

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<v Speaker 3>You had to wait for it, or it was like

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<v Speaker 3>a luxury thing. Because I'm looking at these femo clays,

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<v Speaker 3>I to me, a bitch, you got on YouTube and

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<v Speaker 3>had femo clays of every color, don't even pull.

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<v Speaker 1>With like the drawers with the drawers, yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>You like to me, that was I didn't grow up

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<v Speaker 3>watching the Kardashians and shit, but that is how I

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<v Speaker 3>assume people felt about the brain Ashians when they would

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<v Speaker 3>watch and be like, damn, this is just wealth.

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<v Speaker 2>That to me was wealth, and that is why we

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<v Speaker 2>need to go back. We need to go back. No

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<v Speaker 2>more Stanley cup cups and stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, didn't Stanley like donate to twenty twenty five Project

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<v Speaker 1>twenty twenty five? I'm not kidding. I think I saw Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, this could be like crazy misinformation, But I

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<v Speaker 1>was scrolling on TikTok I saw them, and I sawid

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<v Speaker 1>TikTok live of a girl riding down all of the

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<v Speaker 1>names that like donated to a project twenty twenty five,

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<v Speaker 1>and they got to the s's and they wrote Stanley,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, I mean, it makes sense because

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<v Speaker 1>Stanley was originally like a working man's brand, like the og.

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<v Speaker 2>Stanley Maller Like, yeah, America.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. That could be misinformation, So throw your

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<v Speaker 1>Stanley's away, you freak bitches. Actually, I don't give a fuck.

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<v Speaker 1>Keep them and drink them, like, I mean, we all

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<v Speaker 1>have lead poisoning at this point, Like, but we're all bad,

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<v Speaker 1>We're all cooked.

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<v Speaker 2>It is done. And I've been thinking about that recently

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<v Speaker 2>and it's been pushing.

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<v Speaker 3>Me to really new bounds of my brain's limits that

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like this next year is my last year to.

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<v Speaker 2>Live, like I'm live.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh by living like I'm being fucking like hunted, like

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<v Speaker 5>you said, like I'm not playing every day.

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<v Speaker 3>I went from somebody and this is going to sound

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<v Speaker 3>so ridiculous. I went from somebody who waking up at

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<v Speaker 3>eleven for me, that's a good day.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I just I just be so cooked.

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<v Speaker 3>I I woke up today at eight twenty and I

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<v Speaker 3>was like, goddamn it, I wasted two hours. Goddamn it,

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<v Speaker 3>I wasted two hours where I could have been working.

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<v Speaker 3>Because next year, like everything's gonna end like that is.

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<v Speaker 3>I've been waking up every day, not because I want to,

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<v Speaker 3>but I have the anxiety of a woman who has

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<v Speaker 3>like a red laser porner in her like peeking through

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<v Speaker 3>her windows.

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<v Speaker 1>Every night, Like yeah, wait one second, damn well, I

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<v Speaker 1>can't shout out who did this, will put it on

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<v Speaker 1>the screen. But someone on TikTok thrue a million pictures

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<v Speaker 1>of me.

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<v Speaker 2>It looks so awesome.

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<v Speaker 3>I was saying to Drew, like it is so crazy

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<v Speaker 3>how many of y'all are so talented, and this is

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<v Speaker 3>what it gets put towards. But honestly, it's amazing and

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<v Speaker 3>it's perfect. Oh you're kicking the cloud box, make sure

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<v Speaker 3>the speaker is fine. Well, I'm a bit fearful that

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<v Speaker 3>Thanksgiving tradition we are going to lose it with our generation.

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<v Speaker 1>Like no, we're not like our.

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<v Speaker 3>Generation is not getting married, we're not having kids, we

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<v Speaker 3>can't get houses, Like, where is that tradition?

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<v Speaker 2>We don't have tradition anymore? We can't.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the tradition.

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<v Speaker 2>This is it.

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<v Speaker 3>Because I was genuinely thinking, I was like, fuck, I

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<v Speaker 3>don't go home for Thanksgiving.

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<v Speaker 1>Anymore because we gave girls too many rights, period.

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<v Speaker 2>And that's why, and that's why I'm saying next year

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<v Speaker 2>is going to be amazing. And that's what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, oh my god, it's not even like funny anymore.

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<v Speaker 3>Like every time we joke about it, I'm like, right, right, anyways,

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<v Speaker 3>I think Thanksgiving is going to fall off.

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<v Speaker 1>So also, we've already had a major it's flopping. It's

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<v Speaker 1>actively flopping right now. And you know how I know

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<v Speaker 1>why because Crumble Cookie. Oh my god, y'all, I have

0:14:04.440 --> 0:14:07.680
<v Speaker 1>been crazy craving Crumble Cookie for literally months now, like

0:14:07.720 --> 0:14:10.080
<v Speaker 1>I've been wanting it so bad, and then every fucking

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<v Speaker 1>week they released the Nasties. Goddamn cookies I've ever seen,

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<v Speaker 1>and like, I will not be spending my money on that.

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<v Speaker 2>The holiday season brings out the nastiest shit rand Baker's Randa,

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<v Speaker 2>like the tradition.

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<v Speaker 1>I do not need to be eating black food.

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<v Speaker 3>Die.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, Like stop putting it in the Halloween cookies

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<v Speaker 1>like purple food dye tastes like fucking dick and balls,

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<v Speaker 1>Like it's so gross, like you know exactly what I'm

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<v Speaker 1>talking about, even.

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<v Speaker 2>Like swear I want a fucking cranberry butter milk biscuit

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<v Speaker 2>cookie like to me.

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<v Speaker 1>But it actually sounds good as fun.

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<v Speaker 2>That sounds disgusting.

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<v Speaker 3>But I am like so anti pie and fruits being

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<v Speaker 3>mingled with my fucking sweets, like I don't want it. Literally,

0:14:49.040 --> 0:14:51.960
<v Speaker 3>it's like discharge fucking cake, like I was gonna say,

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<v Speaker 3>that's how I know charge cake.

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<v Speaker 2>It's literally just like a little gushy, a little wet

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<v Speaker 2>like ugh.

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<v Speaker 1>That's how I know Thanksgiving is flopping because is crumble.

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<v Speaker 1>I went to go get some and they only have

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<v Speaker 1>fucking pies, Like are you out of your goddamn minds,

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<v Speaker 1>god forsaken mind, Like, oh my god, and one of

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<v Speaker 1>them literally does look like a poo poo platter like

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<v Speaker 1>it literally looks like a diarrhea ship.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the one pie like butter pecan pie. Oh, you

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<v Speaker 2>can't get me with that. I just didn't grow up

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<v Speaker 2>in a pie household like Miami. It wasn't like a

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<v Speaker 2>pie place. I never heard of it. No bitches were

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<v Speaker 2>bringing pies out.

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<v Speaker 1>One of my dad's best friends, shout out Liddell. She

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<v Speaker 1>would make pecan pies from pecans because we lived in

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<v Speaker 1>an area where pecan trees grew, so she would collect

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<v Speaker 1>all of the pecans and then make a bunch of

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<v Speaker 1>pies and give them out to all her friends and family.

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<v Speaker 1>That ship. I actually need to hit her up because

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<v Speaker 1>that was literally like my most favorite thing about this

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<v Speaker 1>time of the year.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean year for me is like tamales like my

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<v Speaker 3>my like aunt aunt how. I was gonna say my thea,

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<v Speaker 3>but that sounds so like Ashley Charno of me, just

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<v Speaker 3>like that the.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that the pumpkin spice latte or that girl at.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually Trevino is this girl like it's gonna maybe gag

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<v Speaker 3>a few people that I know who the fuck this is,

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<v Speaker 3>But I'm like.

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<v Speaker 1>She's oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Every time I say just a single Spanish word. That's

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<v Speaker 2>what I feel like.

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<v Speaker 3>Like me, I'm like, I'm not and I'm never beating

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<v Speaker 3>the Ya.

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<v Speaker 1>But I uh oh fuck, what was I gonna say?

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<v Speaker 1>What was I gonna say? Fucking bitch? Damn Pete campis No,

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<v Speaker 1>it was about a TikTok oh, y'all, there is the

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<v Speaker 1>I think the greatest video ever happened on the internet recently.

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<v Speaker 1>Like it's truly like I watch it over and over again,

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<v Speaker 1>Like y'all know that picture of Ya in the backseat

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<v Speaker 1>of the car at like one of the videos we

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<v Speaker 1>made on Joshiah Shannon when she's like like she looks up.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't even think about it and start crying laughing

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<v Speaker 1>that picture.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know how.

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<v Speaker 3>And I've tried to make that face for you a lot,

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<v Speaker 3>because you, Josey love that picture, but I can't do it.

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<v Speaker 1>It was just like it makes me cry laughing even

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<v Speaker 1>thinking about it when let alone seeing it. If it

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<v Speaker 1>just pops up on my feet, I cry laughing at

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<v Speaker 1>that picture. It is one of the greatest photos of

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<v Speaker 1>Anya of all time.

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<v Speaker 3>Photo to you brings like the same amount of joy

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<v Speaker 3>as like wicked dust to Chicipado.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, exactly exactly, or El Fabba the British Girl. But anyways, the.

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<v Speaker 5>Way they feel about getting the role the picture of exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>But I, oh my god, y'all this video brings me

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<v Speaker 1>the same amount of joy. It is. This girl at

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<v Speaker 1>like a traditional like Hawaiian luau, like the girl yes,

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<v Speaker 1>and she's like vibing, she's living life. She meant no

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<v Speaker 1>harm by it, and like I think that's why it's

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<v Speaker 1>so funny to me, is because it is so pure

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<v Speaker 1>and it's just like purely just like it's it's just funny.

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<v Speaker 1>Like it's just like I don't know, like it just

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<v Speaker 1>freaks me out. We'll play it here. But her fucking

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<v Speaker 1>scream is like in her look around for like approval

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<v Speaker 1>is like so good. And I don't know, I just

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<v Speaker 1>like moments like that make me think everything's gonna be okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Like moments of like where we can all watch something

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<v Speaker 1>and be like, oh, I don't you should have done that,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's like we can all laugh with it. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, so I know.

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<v Speaker 3>What you mean because it is just like like something about.

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<v Speaker 1>Like she was feeling herself.

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<v Speaker 5>Think about white women when they're experiencing culture, like they.

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<v Speaker 2>Can not fucking believe, dude, Like it really is.

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<v Speaker 1>Like like just like asking, like like using the language.

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<v Speaker 5>It's like the same thing as like a woman with

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<v Speaker 5>a one year streak on Duel Dingo going to Mexico

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<v Speaker 5>for the first time, Like you're not gonna meet someone

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<v Speaker 5>happier than that woman in that movement like ordering for

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<v Speaker 5>everybody at the table, it is somebody.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought you were gonna say the meme the damn

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<v Speaker 2>I forgot?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh bitch, that's really good. None nope, none, one nope,

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<v Speaker 1>and as there is none and I saw I damn

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<v Speaker 1>I forgot.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me And it's really scary.

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<v Speaker 3>And also there's something about like there's something unraveling with

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<v Speaker 3>internet culture right now, like it's it reminds me of

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<v Speaker 3>when we were growing up in Vine. So like Vine

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<v Speaker 3>when it started was this platform and there were people

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<v Speaker 3>who were our age right now, so were there were

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<v Speaker 3>people who were like twenty three to twenty five making

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<v Speaker 3>content like whether it was like a King Batch or

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<v Speaker 3>like a le Le Pond who probably aren't that much

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<v Speaker 3>older than us, but that's where they land in age

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<v Speaker 3>range from my head, and they were making that kind

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<v Speaker 3>of content that was popular with other adults. We are

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<v Speaker 3>seeing that with AI, if that makes sense, Like AI

0:20:05.760 --> 0:20:09.000
<v Speaker 3>is use so much by older people to make dead

0:20:09.160 --> 0:20:11.520
<v Speaker 3>serious things of like this is what the earth is

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<v Speaker 3>going to look like in twenty years and all this shit,

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<v Speaker 3>but we're seeing the counterculture of that being like stand culture,

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<v Speaker 3>making funny memes with it and just abusing it in

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<v Speaker 3>the dumbest ways. And it makes me miss being a

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<v Speaker 3>teenager a part of counterculture because you.

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<v Speaker 1>Know, it's it's a lovely thing to be a teenager

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<v Speaker 1>right now, a part.

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<v Speaker 2>It is, like it's always so nice, it's.

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<v Speaker 1>So fun for me personally to be a part of

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<v Speaker 1>that as a teenager.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh sorry, I forget your eight Damn.

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<v Speaker 1>I forgot that. Will insert that video too. What Enya

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<v Speaker 1>was referencing literally fucking iconic, like truly.

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<v Speaker 3>But it is really scary, like what people can make.

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<v Speaker 3>But then I think about the shit we were photoshopping.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I'm James Charles and Whiteface. We gave him a

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<v Speaker 1>platform and a career, and I don't think I'll ever

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<v Speaker 1>forgive myself.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think I wonder I will say, and he's

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<v Speaker 3>like he's like, damn, fuck man.

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<v Speaker 2>Or if now he looks back at that and He's like,

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<v Speaker 2>that's funny.

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<v Speaker 1>There's some tea there, but the greatest or no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I will say. I hate to say it, but I

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<v Speaker 1>love his car review series. He like reviews, just like.

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<v Speaker 2>The straight man in you coming out.

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<v Speaker 1>And he's good at it too, Like he's good at

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<v Speaker 1>it unfortunately, And I have to give flowers where flowers

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<v Speaker 1>are due.

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<v Speaker 2>I just don't really care about things like that. But

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<v Speaker 2>I also like, what do I really watch on my phone?

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<v Speaker 3>I can tell you, actually, I can tell you because

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<v Speaker 3>the other day I had a phenomenon.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wait, before we move on, can I say this

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<v Speaker 1>AI thing while we're on topic, Oh, oh.

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<v Speaker 2>My god, and hold on to that and sit with that.

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<v Speaker 1>What I was gonna say regarding AI is I was

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<v Speaker 1>on FaceTime with my parents and my mom was just

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<v Speaker 1>showing my dad's Instagram feed and he was scrolling through

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<v Speaker 1>it and like, there was this girl on his feed

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<v Speaker 1>that popped up like three times. I was like, Dad,

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<v Speaker 1>who the fuck is that? And why are you watching that?

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<v Speaker 1>And this was the video I saw and I was like, Dad.

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<v Speaker 2>The fake girl?

0:22:08.480 --> 0:22:11.600
<v Speaker 1>What is this? This is an entire account of a

0:22:11.840 --> 0:22:16.359
<v Speaker 1>girl AI girl with big knockers bouncing around and like

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<v Speaker 1>it's all AI not real and it has eight thousand

0:22:20.760 --> 0:22:22.960
<v Speaker 1>followers and my dad fully thought it was real. So

0:22:23.000 --> 0:22:25.359
<v Speaker 1>there are other people that think that's fucking real, and

0:22:25.400 --> 0:22:27.800
<v Speaker 1>it's probably an entire market. And what's that one girl

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<v Speaker 1>that was with Michaela, Little Michayla, Like she fell off

0:22:30.920 --> 0:22:33.840
<v Speaker 1>after that photo with Epstein came out, Like let's talk

0:22:33.880 --> 0:22:37.920
<v Speaker 1>about that, like little Michaela with Epstein, like come on now,

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<v Speaker 1>but she fell the fuck off after like AI came out.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, that literally just like oh.

0:22:45.600 --> 0:22:50.040
<v Speaker 2>Because little Michayla got boring as fuck once everybody could

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<v Speaker 2>three D render like anything. Yeah, I'm trying the side

0:22:54.240 --> 0:22:55.760
<v Speaker 2>Park vibe, and I don't know if I like it.

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<v Speaker 2>Y'all tell me what you think, like.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't want their fucking onions. That's why I haven't

0:23:01.000 --> 0:23:03.399
<v Speaker 1>asked a single fucking question about my haircut because I

0:23:03.440 --> 0:23:08.200
<v Speaker 1>know I know what they're gonna say. But I would

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<v Speaker 1>also hate hate for my name to be Nina right now,

0:23:12.680 --> 0:23:17.200
<v Speaker 1>Mina just literally just vote, you.

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<v Speaker 3>Know, somebody who's named Nina needs to run for like

0:23:20.000 --> 0:23:22.359
<v Speaker 3>high school president or wherever the fuck it is, like valid,

0:23:22.440 --> 0:23:23.560
<v Speaker 3>Victor Valad.

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<v Speaker 2>Whatever the fuck it is. We didn't do that on

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<v Speaker 2>my school.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think we did that at my school, but

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<v Speaker 3>maybe we did and I just didn't know, but we

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<v Speaker 3>didn't do any kind of I ran.

0:23:30.040 --> 0:23:32.800
<v Speaker 1>For class president and didn't win, and I made custom

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<v Speaker 1>pencils that I gave out.

0:23:34.520 --> 0:23:37.879
<v Speaker 2>That's con and I ran and I because you wanted

0:23:37.880 --> 0:23:40.720
<v Speaker 2>it too bad that you exactly exactly you have to

0:23:40.720 --> 0:23:42.679
<v Speaker 2>be kind of nonchalant, like I feel like only the

0:23:42.720 --> 0:23:43.240
<v Speaker 2>kids who were.

0:23:43.200 --> 0:23:45.960
<v Speaker 1>Kind of like I want so bad. And then that

0:23:46.119 --> 0:23:48.680
<v Speaker 1>was a very pivotal moment in my life where I

0:23:48.720 --> 0:23:52.199
<v Speaker 1>fiended for attention more and wanted even more what I

0:23:52.200 --> 0:23:55.120
<v Speaker 1>couldn't have, and now it created.

0:23:54.840 --> 0:23:56.040
<v Speaker 2>You're You're an empty pig.

0:23:56.160 --> 0:23:58.600
<v Speaker 3>You're avoid I'm a I'm a void of a person,

0:23:59.720 --> 0:24:02.280
<v Speaker 3>but your whole is kind of an empty board, just

0:24:02.280 --> 0:24:04.400
<v Speaker 3>like you put so many things that Yeah, you've put

0:24:04.440 --> 0:24:05.320
<v Speaker 3>so many things in there.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just not funn Yeah, I ran through. Yeah, like

0:24:08.119 --> 0:24:11.240
<v Speaker 1>they like, literally the turds just slide out. It's good.

0:24:11.320 --> 0:24:12.840
<v Speaker 2>I mean, they quite literally don't.

0:24:13.800 --> 0:24:15.080
<v Speaker 1>Like why we gotta talk about that?

0:24:15.160 --> 0:24:16.200
<v Speaker 2>I guess you got you.

0:24:16.200 --> 0:24:20.720
<v Speaker 3>You did, like reverse from being celibate too long, probably

0:24:20.760 --> 0:24:22.120
<v Speaker 3>why you're more constipated.

0:24:23.000 --> 0:24:23.960
<v Speaker 1>I broke celibacy.

0:24:25.440 --> 0:24:27.680
<v Speaker 2>You're disgusting, you like actually a pole man.

0:24:29.119 --> 0:24:31.040
<v Speaker 3>Fuck, I don't know what we're gonna eat for Thanksgiving.

0:24:31.080 --> 0:24:32.919
<v Speaker 3>By the time this ship comes out, Thanksgiving is going

0:24:32.960 --> 0:24:34.600
<v Speaker 3>to be done. And like, I really don't know what

0:24:34.640 --> 0:24:36.480
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna do. I think I'm just gonna fucking like

0:24:36.520 --> 0:24:38.120
<v Speaker 3>chew on my fingernails and get high.

0:24:38.160 --> 0:24:41.320
<v Speaker 1>I fingernails do taste good. I will say, fingernails and

0:24:41.440 --> 0:24:44.840
<v Speaker 1>fingernail skin have been tasting like a lot better research.

0:24:44.920 --> 0:24:46.400
<v Speaker 2>Oh they've been too good because look at.

0:24:46.280 --> 0:24:47.280
<v Speaker 1>My nail the back.

0:24:47.440 --> 0:24:49.080
<v Speaker 2>I've been like been macking.

0:24:49.280 --> 0:24:52.600
<v Speaker 1>I've fully fully relapsed on the fingernail skin.

0:24:53.760 --> 0:24:56.680
<v Speaker 3>But nail biting is like one of the worst habits

0:24:56.960 --> 0:25:01.919
<v Speaker 3>to start with, Like not drag, heroin, no, no, no, none

0:25:01.960 --> 0:25:06.640
<v Speaker 3>of that, like not drug addiction, alcohol, Like it literally

0:25:06.760 --> 0:25:09.639
<v Speaker 3>is just like nail biting is the worst, especially just

0:25:09.640 --> 0:25:11.960
<v Speaker 3>as anxious people like bitch. I would actually know. I

0:25:11.960 --> 0:25:14.639
<v Speaker 3>guess there's quite literally worse. But we pick at our skin.

0:25:14.800 --> 0:25:17.119
<v Speaker 2>That's what sucks is we're not bitch because I'm not

0:25:17.200 --> 0:25:18.119
<v Speaker 2>just biting the nails.

0:25:18.119 --> 0:25:20.600
<v Speaker 3>My skin is getting bit up. I need my I

0:25:20.640 --> 0:25:23.480
<v Speaker 3>need my cuticles to look clean. And now my new

0:25:23.520 --> 0:25:25.480
<v Speaker 3>obsession is the nail clippers, which I actually think I

0:25:25.520 --> 0:25:28.000
<v Speaker 3>said in an episode already, but I've been really obsessed

0:25:28.040 --> 0:25:30.840
<v Speaker 3>with like cuticle cutters and that was the worst thing

0:25:30.840 --> 0:25:32.840
<v Speaker 3>ever because this is really gross to tell y'all, but

0:25:33.400 --> 0:25:37.639
<v Speaker 3>my anxiety has been so peaking recently that I have

0:25:37.720 --> 0:25:41.040
<v Speaker 3>this new obsession with using the cuticle cutters on my toes,

0:25:41.200 --> 0:25:45.520
<v Speaker 3>and at least twice a month I have an infected toe.

0:25:44.840 --> 0:25:51.560
<v Speaker 1>Just literally, no, I said, I don't think you heard me,

0:25:51.680 --> 0:25:54.520
<v Speaker 1>but nail biting is the first gateway drug. They want

0:25:54.520 --> 0:25:57.920
<v Speaker 1>to say, oh, weed weed weed, weed, weed, weeds. Nail

0:25:57.920 --> 0:25:59.719
<v Speaker 1>biting is a first gateway drug, and then you get

0:25:59.760 --> 0:26:05.520
<v Speaker 1>to or a pacifier. Maybe yeah, they train your mother's nipple.

0:26:05.840 --> 0:26:10.040
<v Speaker 1>That's why I cannot believe that y'all let this.

0:26:10.280 --> 0:26:14.040
<v Speaker 3>Is very like natural, Like the reason I gravitate towards this,

0:26:14.160 --> 0:26:16.880
<v Speaker 3>is there something like the divine feminine lives here?

0:26:17.160 --> 0:26:17.400
<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

0:26:17.440 --> 0:26:18.800
<v Speaker 1>No, literally, and my.

0:26:18.880 --> 0:26:22.280
<v Speaker 2>Babe, the divine feminine lives on the way.

0:26:22.480 --> 0:26:26.399
<v Speaker 1>I cannot believe that y'all let me breastfeed until I

0:26:26.440 --> 0:26:29.200
<v Speaker 1>was twenty four and didn't say a fucking word to me.

0:26:29.640 --> 0:26:31.840
<v Speaker 1>Like coming out of it, I was like, really sad,

0:26:31.920 --> 0:26:34.920
<v Speaker 1>that I like didn't have my mother's nipple to latch onto,

0:26:35.080 --> 0:26:38.399
<v Speaker 1>and anxious moments looking back, I was twenty four or

0:26:38.400 --> 0:26:41.480
<v Speaker 1>most kids stop when they're like twelve months old, fourteen

0:26:41.520 --> 0:26:42.080
<v Speaker 1>months old.

0:26:43.040 --> 0:26:50.800
<v Speaker 2>I'm confused. I thought you were seventeen. Just cut, just cut, just.

0:26:50.800 --> 0:26:54.000
<v Speaker 1>Vote just this fuck, just vote.

0:26:54.480 --> 0:26:56.000
<v Speaker 2>Fuck. I was gonna say something I forgot.

0:26:56.080 --> 0:26:58.399
<v Speaker 1>Oh, I didn't even tell them.

0:26:57.960 --> 0:27:00.840
<v Speaker 2>Because people think we like about your concussion.

0:27:00.880 --> 0:27:02.360
<v Speaker 1>I was gonna say, yeah, didn't Eve tell him about

0:27:02.359 --> 0:27:04.520
<v Speaker 1>my concussion. But I literally got a concussion in the

0:27:04.680 --> 0:27:08.320
<v Speaker 1>UK because I was like trying to FaceTime Luna and

0:27:08.320 --> 0:27:11.840
<v Speaker 1>like Luna like asked for me too, having a connection. Yeah,

0:27:11.840 --> 0:27:12.920
<v Speaker 1>but we can't have kids.

0:27:13.160 --> 0:27:15.080
<v Speaker 2>I knew exactly where your brain's Yeah.

0:27:15.119 --> 0:27:17.320
<v Speaker 1>I was like freaking the fuck out because my phone

0:27:17.400 --> 0:27:19.760
<v Speaker 1>wasn't connecting because it was connected to the car that

0:27:19.800 --> 0:27:21.840
<v Speaker 1>we were driving, and like you couldn't see me, and

0:27:21.840 --> 0:27:23.720
<v Speaker 1>she couldn't see me, and she was asking for me,

0:27:23.760 --> 0:27:25.439
<v Speaker 1>and I was like, oh my god, She's like not

0:27:25.520 --> 0:27:27.480
<v Speaker 1>gonna think to ask for me again because I'm not

0:27:27.520 --> 0:27:29.840
<v Speaker 1>showing up there for her when she needs me most,

0:27:29.880 --> 0:27:31.879
<v Speaker 1>when she's asking for me. So I was freaking the

0:27:31.880 --> 0:27:34.680
<v Speaker 1>fuck out and then like I did it, like called

0:27:34.680 --> 0:27:37.280
<v Speaker 1>her back like three more times, and it still wasn't connecting,

0:27:37.320 --> 0:27:38.440
<v Speaker 1>and I was outside of the car, so I was

0:27:38.480 --> 0:27:40.560
<v Speaker 1>freaking the fuck out and having a meltdown. And then

0:27:40.600 --> 0:27:42.840
<v Speaker 1>I was just like walking through the threshold of our

0:27:42.880 --> 0:27:46.000
<v Speaker 1>fucking wizard's thatched, nasty, fucking gross ass house and the

0:27:46.040 --> 0:27:49.040
<v Speaker 1>doorframes are literally like fucking two feet tall and you

0:27:49.119 --> 0:27:51.919
<v Speaker 1>have to duck under every single doorframe. Well, I just

0:27:51.960 --> 0:27:54.560
<v Speaker 1>didn't duck down far enough and I was like I

0:27:54.680 --> 0:27:57.760
<v Speaker 1>was basically running at that point, and I ran straight

0:27:57.840 --> 0:28:03.760
<v Speaker 1>into the doorframe fucking rigamortist immediately like shaking and dropped

0:28:03.800 --> 0:28:06.199
<v Speaker 1>everything out of my hand, phone included, and was like

0:28:06.480 --> 0:28:08.399
<v Speaker 1>I just was stunned, Like I literally got know.

0:28:08.520 --> 0:28:10.800
<v Speaker 3>It was like I feel like I'm a good gauge

0:28:10.840 --> 0:28:15.080
<v Speaker 3>for if there's danger, And in that moment, I genuinely

0:28:15.160 --> 0:28:18.320
<v Speaker 3>started freaking out too, because he was holding his head

0:28:18.800 --> 0:28:20.480
<v Speaker 3>and there was we don't know if he hit his

0:28:20.560 --> 0:28:24.080
<v Speaker 3>head on the wooden post of the door frame or

0:28:24.240 --> 0:28:26.880
<v Speaker 3>I think you hit your head. There's a huge lamp there.

0:28:27.200 --> 0:28:29.240
<v Speaker 3>That's what I thought you hit your head on, because

0:28:29.280 --> 0:28:31.800
<v Speaker 3>there's this like sharp metal lamp right there. I thought

0:28:31.800 --> 0:28:33.280
<v Speaker 3>you hit your head on that and you were holding

0:28:33.320 --> 0:28:35.800
<v Speaker 3>it and you were like muttering and not getting words out,

0:28:35.840 --> 0:28:37.119
<v Speaker 3>and I was like, oh, my fucking.

0:28:36.840 --> 0:28:38.320
<v Speaker 2>God, he just split his head open.

0:28:38.560 --> 0:28:41.120
<v Speaker 3>And I started freaking out, and I was like trying

0:28:41.160 --> 0:28:44.000
<v Speaker 3>to navigate going outside, and then I heard like Luna and.

0:28:43.920 --> 0:28:45.400
<v Speaker 2>Steven on the phone, so I picked up the phone.

0:28:45.440 --> 0:28:47.360
<v Speaker 3>I was like hi, and I'm like trying to just

0:28:47.400 --> 0:28:50.360
<v Speaker 3>be normal because I don't want Luna to associate Drew's

0:28:50.400 --> 0:28:53.840
<v Speaker 3>phone calls with like fix because Drew was like screaming

0:28:53.840 --> 0:28:55.040
<v Speaker 3>and me and him were freaking out.

0:28:55.080 --> 0:28:56.520
<v Speaker 2>And when I picked up the phone, she did look

0:28:56.520 --> 0:28:58.920
<v Speaker 2>a little starter, So I was like, oh my god, Hi, Luna.

0:28:59.080 --> 0:29:00.440
<v Speaker 2>Luna doesn't give a fuck about you.

0:29:00.520 --> 0:29:02.880
<v Speaker 1>Don't fucking care.

0:29:04.080 --> 0:29:04.280
<v Speaker 2>Doo.

0:29:05.000 --> 0:29:06.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Where's do? Where's do?

0:29:07.120 --> 0:29:10.120
<v Speaker 2>I will say, our hair being similar, was I think working?

0:29:10.120 --> 0:29:12.800
<v Speaker 1>Oh I didn't tell you. I called her after I

0:29:12.800 --> 0:29:15.880
<v Speaker 1>got my hair cut and she was terrified of me.

0:29:16.040 --> 0:29:19.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh really, she was horrified, but she like warmed that

0:29:19.160 --> 0:29:20.600
<v Speaker 1>after a second, but she did not.

0:29:20.880 --> 0:29:22.240
<v Speaker 3>I was gonna say, because I feel like when my

0:29:22.280 --> 0:29:24.400
<v Speaker 3>hair is like curly imparted in the middle and I

0:29:24.400 --> 0:29:26.240
<v Speaker 3>get on the phone with Luna, that's when she's the

0:29:26.360 --> 0:29:28.000
<v Speaker 3>nicest to me. If my hair is like pulled back

0:29:28.080 --> 0:29:30.200
<v Speaker 3>or straight. Luna sees me and she's.

0:29:30.040 --> 0:29:34.280
<v Speaker 2>Like, mm, what was that? But yeah, I thought you

0:29:34.480 --> 0:29:34.960
<v Speaker 2>was gonna die.

0:29:35.120 --> 0:29:37.960
<v Speaker 1>I literally gave myself a concussion by walking into a

0:29:38.000 --> 0:29:39.880
<v Speaker 1>door frame, really embarrassing.

0:29:40.160 --> 0:29:42.680
<v Speaker 3>And at first, when you were saying concussion, because I

0:29:42.680 --> 0:29:46.120
<v Speaker 3>grew up in such a lax household about health, I

0:29:46.200 --> 0:29:48.320
<v Speaker 3>was like, okay, a concussion, Like a concussion has never

0:29:48.320 --> 0:29:49.200
<v Speaker 3>sounded like shit to me.

0:29:49.240 --> 0:29:51.680
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, what you hurt your head? Boo fucking who?

0:29:51.920 --> 0:29:53.680
<v Speaker 3>And then I was looking into it because you were

0:29:53.720 --> 0:29:55.640
<v Speaker 3>like really dizzy, and I was looking into it on

0:29:55.720 --> 0:29:57.360
<v Speaker 3>my phone and I was like, oh my god, a

0:29:57.400 --> 0:29:59.760
<v Speaker 3>concussion can fucking kill somebody. And then I got really

0:29:59.760 --> 0:30:01.760
<v Speaker 3>scared to leave Drew alone, and me andres I refuse

0:30:01.800 --> 0:30:02.240
<v Speaker 3>to leave.

0:30:02.120 --> 0:30:03.760
<v Speaker 2>Drew alone for in the next like.

0:30:03.720 --> 0:30:06.400
<v Speaker 1>Twelve hours because I went to sleep. I went to sleep,

0:30:06.440 --> 0:30:07.840
<v Speaker 1>and I could have died in my sleep, and who

0:30:07.880 --> 0:30:10.720
<v Speaker 1>knows quantum immortality, I could have died in my sleep.

0:30:10.840 --> 0:30:13.760
<v Speaker 2>You probably life. Do you like your new life?

0:30:14.360 --> 0:30:16.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, honestly, I feel a lot more at peace. The

0:30:16.600 --> 0:30:20.040
<v Speaker 1>other Enya was a fucking bitch, bro. She was so annoying.

0:30:21.200 --> 0:30:22.520
<v Speaker 1>But this Indya is like KNT.

0:30:23.120 --> 0:30:24.880
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I guess I could still take the compliment

0:30:24.960 --> 0:30:25.400
<v Speaker 2>part of that.

0:30:27.920 --> 0:30:32.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean you're just like so like like like

0:30:32.600 --> 0:30:35.800
<v Speaker 1>usually yeah.

0:30:36.320 --> 0:30:39.000
<v Speaker 2>But you know what I've been realizing is as we've

0:30:39.040 --> 0:30:41.719
<v Speaker 2>grown older, I really have just shut the fuck up

0:30:41.760 --> 0:30:42.400
<v Speaker 2>for the most part.

0:30:42.840 --> 0:30:46.360
<v Speaker 7>Like that is not true, well, not with you, but

0:30:46.400 --> 0:30:49.280
<v Speaker 7>I mean in like social oh yeah, yeah, yeah, like

0:30:49.280 --> 0:30:49.920
<v Speaker 7>when we're.

0:30:49.720 --> 0:30:52.120
<v Speaker 2>Out at like a work event or something, I'm just like.

0:30:53.320 --> 0:30:56.280
<v Speaker 1>Right right, well, I mean you literally were laughing at

0:30:56.280 --> 0:30:58.920
<v Speaker 1>that interpreted cancer guys.

0:30:58.920 --> 0:31:00.240
<v Speaker 2>Okay, we need to talk about this.

0:31:00.440 --> 0:31:03.400
<v Speaker 1>We need we really really need to address.

0:31:03.040 --> 0:31:04.920
<v Speaker 2>It, talk about it, because I was like, y'all are

0:31:04.960 --> 0:31:05.520
<v Speaker 2>pushing it.

0:31:05.960 --> 0:31:09.760
<v Speaker 3>But this whole idea that I won't beat the mean

0:31:09.760 --> 0:31:13.600
<v Speaker 3>girl allegations. Look around the rural up a lot of

0:31:13.640 --> 0:31:16.880
<v Speaker 3>people fucking like me. Ho, I'm not actually mean. You

0:31:16.960 --> 0:31:19.600
<v Speaker 3>might find I'm a fucking pushover and people pleaser and

0:31:19.640 --> 0:31:21.719
<v Speaker 3>I'm too nice. And this whole front I put on

0:31:21.720 --> 0:31:24.360
<v Speaker 3>for y'all is actually a defense mechanism because I'm tired

0:31:24.360 --> 0:31:26.360
<v Speaker 3>of never being taken seriously. So when I get on

0:31:26.440 --> 0:31:28.680
<v Speaker 3>camera in front of other people, I act a certain way.

0:31:28.720 --> 0:31:31.239
<v Speaker 3>But really, I'm a fucking pushover, and most people might

0:31:31.280 --> 0:31:33.400
<v Speaker 3>find that they could slap me across the face eighteen times,

0:31:33.400 --> 0:31:35.160
<v Speaker 3>and if they said sorry and they started crying, I

0:31:35.160 --> 0:31:36.920
<v Speaker 3>would feel bad and I would erased the pain and

0:31:36.920 --> 0:31:37.800
<v Speaker 3>I would be nice to them.

0:31:39.200 --> 0:31:44.880
<v Speaker 1>But the fucking this interpretive dancer like she killed it,

0:31:44.960 --> 0:31:48.200
<v Speaker 1>let me get that out. Fuck great it was. It

0:31:48.280 --> 0:31:52.440
<v Speaker 1>was the setup for how it happened that was really

0:31:52.520 --> 0:31:55.120
<v Speaker 1>just bizarre and jarring. So we were all sitting mining

0:31:55.120 --> 0:31:58.880
<v Speaker 1>our fucking business, having in dinner, like chatting up like whatever, whatever, whatever,

0:31:58.920 --> 0:32:02.320
<v Speaker 1>and it was a vibe and then no announcement, no announcement.

0:32:02.680 --> 0:32:05.680
<v Speaker 1>Then out of the fucking blue shad A starts playing

0:32:05.720 --> 0:32:08.320
<v Speaker 1>in the fucking corners of loud as fuck like.

0:32:08.360 --> 0:32:12.200
<v Speaker 3>It goes from a normal volume of I keep saying volume,

0:32:12.360 --> 0:32:14.160
<v Speaker 3>like volume different because all I can think about is

0:32:14.200 --> 0:32:15.760
<v Speaker 3>Josiah making fit of house volume.

0:32:17.000 --> 0:32:20.479
<v Speaker 2>But the volume was very normal, speaking level. We were

0:32:20.520 --> 0:32:21.320
<v Speaker 2>all speaking over it.

0:32:21.360 --> 0:32:23.840
<v Speaker 3>I can't remember a single goddamn fucking song that played

0:32:23.840 --> 0:32:25.640
<v Speaker 3>before that moment, and.

0:32:25.840 --> 0:32:28.480
<v Speaker 1>Like so it blasts over the speakers and we're like

0:32:28.600 --> 0:32:29.040
<v Speaker 1>there was.

0:32:29.120 --> 0:32:31.959
<v Speaker 2>A woman in so Mallia.

0:32:31.680 --> 0:32:33.400
<v Speaker 1>And it was just like it was like, oh, okay,

0:32:33.600 --> 0:32:35.600
<v Speaker 1>like to switch up on the vibe cool. And then

0:32:35.680 --> 0:32:37.280
<v Speaker 1>like out of the corner of my eyes, I see

0:32:37.280 --> 0:32:39.080
<v Speaker 1>this girl in the middle of the room, just like

0:32:39.320 --> 0:32:41.560
<v Speaker 1>what I thought, taking like cunty ass for me.

0:32:41.640 --> 0:32:43.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I thought she was getting her ig picks.

0:32:43.720 --> 0:32:46.080
<v Speaker 3>I was like, pur she's work tear down, mind you,

0:32:46.320 --> 0:32:49.080
<v Speaker 3>No one has made an announcement. My dumb ass is

0:32:49.120 --> 0:32:51.280
<v Speaker 3>stuck in a conversation. Not stuck in a conversation. I

0:32:51.360 --> 0:32:53.880
<v Speaker 3>was finally like, it was a work of that dinner.

0:32:54.000 --> 0:32:57.080
<v Speaker 3>So when you're sat at these dinners, you're usually sat

0:32:57.120 --> 0:32:59.160
<v Speaker 3>around a few strangers, and you have to get good

0:32:59.200 --> 0:33:02.760
<v Speaker 3>at socializing just talking to new people. I'm not very

0:33:02.800 --> 0:33:04.360
<v Speaker 3>good at that. It takes me a minute to ease

0:33:04.400 --> 0:33:06.800
<v Speaker 3>into it. And I was finally easing into it, and

0:33:06.840 --> 0:33:09.040
<v Speaker 3>I was talking to somebody, getting to know them. We're

0:33:09.040 --> 0:33:11.680
<v Speaker 3>talking about like La and Spain and like Miami, and

0:33:11.680 --> 0:33:14.120
<v Speaker 3>we're just talking about We're deep in conversation.

0:33:14.560 --> 0:33:16.640
<v Speaker 2>At one point, me and him are the only ones

0:33:16.720 --> 0:33:18.040
<v Speaker 2>still talking. Do you remember that?

0:33:18.080 --> 0:33:20.920
<v Speaker 3>Because like Alex had to be like something's happening, like

0:33:21.120 --> 0:33:25.200
<v Speaker 3>to like get everybody to stop talking. So I'm yelling, screaming,

0:33:25.280 --> 0:33:27.040
<v Speaker 3>this girl's back here and it looks like she's just

0:33:27.080 --> 0:33:28.360
<v Speaker 3>getting her photos taken.

0:33:28.520 --> 0:33:33.800
<v Speaker 2>So I'm like, damn, she's getting her fucking pictures, y'all.

0:33:33.840 --> 0:33:37.000
<v Speaker 1>She we literally got flash mobbed with an interpretive solo

0:33:37.120 --> 0:33:42.360
<v Speaker 1>dance and like I'm sorry, Like that is just inherently funny.

0:33:42.440 --> 0:33:46.720
<v Speaker 1>Like she she again, she robbed. She was so fluid,

0:33:47.000 --> 0:33:50.560
<v Speaker 1>her movements were amazing. She like bodied that song.

0:33:50.720 --> 0:33:52.840
<v Speaker 3>You couldn't pay me to learn how to do that,

0:33:52.960 --> 0:33:54.560
<v Speaker 3>because that's something you have to be born to do

0:33:54.680 --> 0:33:57.640
<v Speaker 3>or you just like don't do it. Yeah, but it

0:33:57.680 --> 0:34:00.640
<v Speaker 3>was just like it went dead silent. Also, she's in

0:34:00.680 --> 0:34:03.160
<v Speaker 3>this like gorgeous dress, and in any other situation, like

0:34:03.160 --> 0:34:03.880
<v Speaker 3>if I saw this for.

0:34:03.840 --> 0:34:05.520
<v Speaker 2>A music video, I'd be like, damn, this girl is

0:34:05.520 --> 0:34:08.000
<v Speaker 2>so good, Like this is amazing. There's just something you

0:34:08.040 --> 0:34:08.560
<v Speaker 2>can't pull me.

0:34:08.680 --> 0:34:10.960
<v Speaker 3>It's like one time we went to our friend's concert

0:34:10.960 --> 0:34:12.759
<v Speaker 3>and there was an opera singer for.

0:34:12.800 --> 0:34:13.600
<v Speaker 2>The first that.

0:34:15.400 --> 0:34:18.279
<v Speaker 3>For the first ten minutes, I like me and Drew

0:34:18.760 --> 0:34:20.080
<v Speaker 3>could not stop laughing.

0:34:20.200 --> 0:34:23.200
<v Speaker 2>And then and then we got into it and it

0:34:23.239 --> 0:34:25.600
<v Speaker 2>turned into there's a sincerity I've ever been.

0:34:25.760 --> 0:34:28.880
<v Speaker 1>There is a sincerity epidemic, and like I don't know

0:34:28.960 --> 0:34:33.439
<v Speaker 1>why people being serious takes me laugh, but like it's

0:34:33.480 --> 0:34:36.000
<v Speaker 1>it's it really is just a it's a defense mechanism,

0:34:36.000 --> 0:34:38.640
<v Speaker 1>like you were seening earlier, Like it really was like

0:34:38.760 --> 0:34:42.560
<v Speaker 1>there was nothing funny about it, but it was just funny.

0:34:42.680 --> 0:34:44.319
<v Speaker 7>Like the guy right in front of us, who I

0:34:44.360 --> 0:34:46.840
<v Speaker 7>was talking to before, had he did have his phone

0:34:46.960 --> 0:34:50.920
<v Speaker 7>in point five, and when she came sliding towards us,

0:34:50.960 --> 0:34:53.600
<v Speaker 7>I was looking at his phone in that second, so

0:34:53.680 --> 0:34:56.279
<v Speaker 7>I just see like the like.

0:34:56.320 --> 0:34:59.520
<v Speaker 1>The doorknob in substance. That is what happened, really.

0:34:59.360 --> 0:35:02.520
<v Speaker 3>Like her coming close to the camera and sliding towards

0:35:02.560 --> 0:35:04.560
<v Speaker 3>this camera, and it just made me laugh. And I

0:35:04.600 --> 0:35:07.200
<v Speaker 3>am so sorry. I had a feeling that was my

0:35:07.200 --> 0:35:09.279
<v Speaker 3>biggest fear. The second all that stuff, I was like.

0:35:09.520 --> 0:35:11.560
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. At one point during that I laughed,

0:35:11.600 --> 0:35:13.800
<v Speaker 2>and there were people across filming and I knew.

0:35:14.320 --> 0:35:16.160
<v Speaker 3>I just knew someone got on camera, and I was like,

0:35:16.200 --> 0:35:18.239
<v Speaker 3>without context, this is gonna seem like I'm just being

0:35:18.239 --> 0:35:19.000
<v Speaker 3>a fucking cunt.

0:35:19.120 --> 0:35:21.719
<v Speaker 2>But I am sorry. Y'all listen to the podcast. You know,

0:35:21.840 --> 0:35:23.480
<v Speaker 2>I am the least serious person.

0:35:23.600 --> 0:35:27.200
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if the context makes it any better, honestly,

0:35:27.400 --> 0:35:31.920
<v Speaker 1>Like I mean, I don't know I don't know like it.

0:35:32.200 --> 0:35:34.080
<v Speaker 2>Maybe I am just a bit because I'm the same

0:35:34.120 --> 0:35:36.080
<v Speaker 2>person who I can't go to haunted horror nights because

0:35:36.120 --> 0:35:38.480
<v Speaker 2>the like theater kids are acting their ass off and

0:35:38.520 --> 0:35:39.920
<v Speaker 2>they're like in the world.

0:35:40.000 --> 0:35:44.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like I'll never forget. We were at one of

0:35:44.040 --> 0:35:48.560
<v Speaker 1>those Halloween haunted house like places where there's a bunch

0:35:48.560 --> 0:35:51.520
<v Speaker 1>of Halloween hunted houses. Why do I keep saying that?

0:35:51.600 --> 0:35:54.680
<v Speaker 1>But there was one yeah scare actors, and there was

0:35:54.760 --> 0:35:58.400
<v Speaker 1>one behind a fence inside of a building like climbing

0:35:58.520 --> 0:36:04.120
<v Speaker 1>up on and that it was like the least scary

0:36:04.280 --> 0:36:08.400
<v Speaker 1>thing I've ever seen in my life. But I screamed

0:36:08.719 --> 0:36:11.359
<v Speaker 1>in fear for her because I wanted her to feel

0:36:11.400 --> 0:36:12.919
<v Speaker 1>good and like she was doing a good jobs.

0:36:13.160 --> 0:36:15.719
<v Speaker 3>Like you have to remember I am not somebody who

0:36:15.760 --> 0:36:18.760
<v Speaker 3>I live like. I don't really live a peaceful life.

0:36:19.000 --> 0:36:22.360
<v Speaker 3>My life is over analyzing everything. And I'm sitting in

0:36:22.400 --> 0:36:22.960
<v Speaker 3>this restaurant.

0:36:23.000 --> 0:36:25.680
<v Speaker 2>I'm like this fucking overly upper echelon thing, which I'm

0:36:25.719 --> 0:36:27.600
<v Speaker 2>so grateful to be a part of. But I can't

0:36:27.600 --> 0:36:29.480
<v Speaker 2>help but look around and be like, oh my god,

0:36:31.000 --> 0:36:34.000
<v Speaker 2>this life is so funny, Like this is what opulence is.

0:36:34.040 --> 0:36:35.839
<v Speaker 2>Like we always come back to this. We always come

0:36:35.880 --> 0:36:36.719
<v Speaker 2>back to the same thing.

0:36:36.640 --> 0:36:38.960
<v Speaker 3>And like the fact that opulence is having just like

0:36:39.000 --> 0:36:41.000
<v Speaker 3>a single human come in and like.

0:36:41.200 --> 0:36:45.160
<v Speaker 7>Dance for us, Like it feels so barbaric, but like

0:36:45.239 --> 0:36:46.279
<v Speaker 7>it's a gorgeous thing.

0:36:46.440 --> 0:36:47.560
<v Speaker 2>But it's also the same thing.

0:36:47.680 --> 0:36:50.680
<v Speaker 3>Like when we saw the in the synchronized swimmers in person,

0:36:52.080 --> 0:36:54.600
<v Speaker 3>that pushed me to a place that I never needed

0:36:54.640 --> 0:36:56.960
<v Speaker 3>to be. There's just certain things that like my my

0:36:57.120 --> 0:36:58.040
<v Speaker 3>search sitting.

0:36:57.840 --> 0:37:01.840
<v Speaker 1>See humans do that like just fun It's just it's

0:37:02.480 --> 0:37:05.200
<v Speaker 1>it's not funny like this is this is the tea.

0:37:05.360 --> 0:37:08.759
<v Speaker 1>It's like them doing it. It's like fine, not it's

0:37:08.840 --> 0:37:11.640
<v Speaker 1>not funny like it, but it's just the fact that

0:37:11.840 --> 0:37:15.919
<v Speaker 1>like we're observing them doing it that's funny. Like that's

0:37:15.960 --> 0:37:18.440
<v Speaker 1>what's funny to me is I'm just like this regular

0:37:18.480 --> 0:37:21.560
<v Speaker 1>fucking guy watching people swim in water or like watching

0:37:21.600 --> 0:37:24.120
<v Speaker 1>someone climb on a fucking fence in his carehouse.

0:37:24.160 --> 0:37:26.680
<v Speaker 2>So to be clear, I literally grew up wanting to

0:37:26.719 --> 0:37:27.320
<v Speaker 2>be a dancer.

0:37:27.360 --> 0:37:30.680
<v Speaker 3>So you're talking to the main person who I One

0:37:30.760 --> 0:37:33.280
<v Speaker 3>thing I will always respect is a fucking dancer, because

0:37:35.200 --> 0:37:37.960
<v Speaker 3>bad dance is bad, but good dance, Like she was

0:37:38.080 --> 0:37:39.799
<v Speaker 3>such a good dancer I don't know how the fuck

0:37:39.840 --> 0:37:42.200
<v Speaker 3>she had the saminu to do all that, because I

0:37:42.239 --> 0:37:43.120
<v Speaker 3>would have fainted on.

0:37:43.080 --> 0:37:44.600
<v Speaker 2>The floor and everybody would have had to call the

0:37:44.600 --> 0:37:45.400
<v Speaker 2>fucking ambulance.

0:37:45.480 --> 0:37:46.879
<v Speaker 1>We really would she.

0:37:46.920 --> 0:37:49.440
<v Speaker 3>Genuinely, she literally was doing a handstand and was like

0:37:49.480 --> 0:37:52.040
<v Speaker 3>twisting her legs for her dress to flow, and that

0:37:52.120 --> 0:37:53.920
<v Speaker 3>had me memorized. I was like, oh my god, she

0:37:54.040 --> 0:37:57.759
<v Speaker 3>has the she has crazy upper body string. She could

0:37:57.760 --> 0:37:59.399
<v Speaker 3>like walk around this room and knock all of us.

0:37:59.360 --> 0:38:03.360
<v Speaker 2>Out and once with punch. But just the sliding, the sliding,

0:38:03.400 --> 0:38:04.040
<v Speaker 2>I think, is it's real?

0:38:04.160 --> 0:38:08.200
<v Speaker 1>It was. It was the spins. But anyways, sorry, we'll

0:38:08.239 --> 0:38:12.400
<v Speaker 1>move on. We'll move on. Okay. I have a note

0:38:12.680 --> 0:38:15.360
<v Speaker 1>that says, I don't know what this is referencing, but

0:38:15.840 --> 0:38:18.440
<v Speaker 1>receipts have been pissing me off lately. Actually, no, I

0:38:18.480 --> 0:38:20.760
<v Speaker 1>do know what's No, I know what it's referencing. Bitch.

0:38:20.880 --> 0:38:24.880
<v Speaker 1>Fuck receipts. Actually literally fuck receipts. If you give me

0:38:24.920 --> 0:38:27.560
<v Speaker 1>a receipt, I'm gonna freak out. Stop asking me. I

0:38:27.600 --> 0:38:29.799
<v Speaker 1>know it's your job, but stop asking me if I

0:38:29.840 --> 0:38:32.280
<v Speaker 1>want a receipt. No, I don't want that fucking receipt.

0:38:32.360 --> 0:38:34.759
<v Speaker 1>Like I literally don't, and then it's like, oh, like

0:38:34.800 --> 0:38:39.160
<v Speaker 1>you need them for taxes. Literally, no, I don't like literally.

0:38:38.920 --> 0:38:41.840
<v Speaker 3>No outdated idea to me at this point for the

0:38:41.880 --> 0:38:44.680
<v Speaker 3>most part, Like I understand receipts in terms of like

0:38:44.800 --> 0:38:47.080
<v Speaker 3>return and to keep track of what you've spent, but

0:38:47.200 --> 0:38:51.200
<v Speaker 3>because so many things are like linked to accounts and emails,

0:38:51.719 --> 0:38:54.759
<v Speaker 3>just I always have my email linked to every.

0:38:54.600 --> 0:38:57.840
<v Speaker 2>Store, whether it's like it's Aphora a fucking Whole Foods,

0:38:57.840 --> 0:38:59.960
<v Speaker 2>like I will be knowing.

0:38:59.760 --> 0:39:01.920
<v Speaker 1>What I I have one bank account and I can

0:39:01.960 --> 0:39:04.000
<v Speaker 1>go in and just keep tracking my spending in there,

0:39:04.120 --> 0:39:06.960
<v Speaker 1>Like I really, I do not need this fucking piece

0:39:07.000 --> 0:39:09.600
<v Speaker 1>of paper covered in BPA horrormones.

0:39:09.880 --> 0:39:12.400
<v Speaker 2>Like I don't believe in the I don't believe in

0:39:12.440 --> 0:39:15.759
<v Speaker 2>the harassment against receipt ink, so I think it's pushing it.

0:39:15.880 --> 0:39:18.719
<v Speaker 2>We have much greater things to deal with. Leave the

0:39:18.760 --> 0:39:21.960
<v Speaker 2>ink on receipts alone. No, that's like the bottom tier

0:39:21.960 --> 0:39:22.799
<v Speaker 2>of what we gotta get.

0:39:22.840 --> 0:39:24.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's the bottom tier. But it's still like a

0:39:25.080 --> 0:39:27.400
<v Speaker 1>thing that I think about when I'm touching receipts. I'm like,

0:39:27.440 --> 0:39:30.000
<v Speaker 1>I don't want this, Like why is this in my hand?

0:39:30.040 --> 0:39:31.759
<v Speaker 1>And then I think about the service workers that have

0:39:31.800 --> 0:39:34.680
<v Speaker 1>to handle receipts all fucking day long, and I just feel, Yeah,

0:39:34.680 --> 0:39:37.120
<v Speaker 1>that is bad. I feel truly bad for them because

0:39:37.160 --> 0:39:40.279
<v Speaker 1>it's like they have to touch this vile, toxic piece

0:39:40.320 --> 0:39:43.560
<v Speaker 1>of fucking paper. But anyways, receipt Imagine me, I.

0:39:43.560 --> 0:39:45.400
<v Speaker 2>Have to touch this mic all the time.

0:39:45.840 --> 0:39:47.799
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and it smells like you're fucking vagiant. But I

0:39:47.800 --> 0:39:49.719
<v Speaker 1>don't know why I said that. I really I don't

0:39:49.719 --> 0:39:52.760
<v Speaker 1>know why I said that, And I'm sorry. I'm sorry,

0:39:53.760 --> 0:39:56.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

0:39:57.040 --> 0:39:59.719
<v Speaker 3>Imagine those comments actually made me hella insecure about my

0:40:00.080 --> 0:40:00.640
<v Speaker 3>gees smell.

0:40:01.320 --> 0:40:02.040
<v Speaker 2>I'm not kidding.

0:40:02.080 --> 0:40:04.640
<v Speaker 3>The smell of my vagina does not cross my mind

0:40:04.800 --> 0:40:07.520
<v Speaker 3>wants a like ever, oh.

0:40:07.440 --> 0:40:09.520
<v Speaker 1>Baby cross his mind at least six times a day

0:40:09.520 --> 0:40:10.879
<v Speaker 1>when you're laying in my bed, like.

0:40:11.360 --> 0:40:12.759
<v Speaker 2>Especially with the heated blanket on.

0:40:13.280 --> 0:40:15.720
<v Speaker 3>It's like when you sit like nuggets under a hot

0:40:15.920 --> 0:40:18.080
<v Speaker 3>light a hot lamp at a fast food restaurant.

0:40:18.160 --> 0:40:22.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's like cooking, Like it's like salmon, raw salmon

0:40:22.640 --> 0:40:27.400
<v Speaker 1>being fried in the air fryer. Oh my god, cooking

0:40:27.560 --> 0:40:31.319
<v Speaker 1>fish in a microwave actually should be considered a war crime.

0:40:31.360 --> 0:40:32.840
<v Speaker 1>And I'm not kidding, like it really.

0:40:32.600 --> 0:40:34.360
<v Speaker 2>Should be fish in your house. Period.

0:40:34.520 --> 0:40:37.160
<v Speaker 3>Remember when I was cooking salmon all the time, I

0:40:37.200 --> 0:40:41.480
<v Speaker 3>had the house stick thinking the house was like humid

0:40:41.560 --> 0:40:42.160
<v Speaker 3>with the scent.

0:40:42.320 --> 0:40:44.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like it was really an ocean breeze.

0:40:44.680 --> 0:40:47.440
<v Speaker 1>It was really not okay, it was it was not

0:40:47.760 --> 0:40:51.400
<v Speaker 1>fucking okay. Well, there's one last thing that I need

0:40:51.440 --> 0:40:57.080
<v Speaker 1>to get off my chest before we go. And I

0:40:57.239 --> 0:41:03.720
<v Speaker 1>have had a spider in the corner of my kitchen,

0:41:04.200 --> 0:41:08.239
<v Speaker 1>of our kitchen for about six months now, seven months now,

0:41:08.719 --> 0:41:12.239
<v Speaker 1>and he just lives in the open air. I let

0:41:12.280 --> 0:41:14.480
<v Speaker 1>him do his thing. I let him make his webs,

0:41:14.680 --> 0:41:17.279
<v Speaker 1>which you might be like, Drew, that's fucking crazy, like

0:41:17.320 --> 0:41:20.840
<v Speaker 1>why would you do that? WHOA. I was gonna go

0:41:20.880 --> 0:41:23.080
<v Speaker 1>and kill him one day, or like take down his web.

0:41:23.200 --> 0:41:26.120
<v Speaker 1>And then I looked closer and I saw about fifty

0:41:26.280 --> 0:41:28.960
<v Speaker 1>fruitflies in his web. And then I thought to a

0:41:29.080 --> 0:41:31.719
<v Speaker 1>moment about four months prior where I was like, oh

0:41:31.760 --> 0:41:34.680
<v Speaker 1>my god, it's fruitfly season and I literally haven't seen

0:41:34.719 --> 0:41:37.920
<v Speaker 1>a single fruit fly in our house. Yeah, this spider

0:41:38.120 --> 0:41:44.080
<v Speaker 1>single handedly eradicated the entire fruitfly population in our kitchen

0:41:44.560 --> 0:41:46.560
<v Speaker 1>all on his own. So I was like, you know what,

0:41:46.760 --> 0:41:49.640
<v Speaker 1>like he's actually doing us a service, Like I don't

0:41:49.640 --> 0:41:51.719
<v Speaker 1>have to worry about these goddamn flies flying in my

0:41:51.760 --> 0:41:54.399
<v Speaker 1>fucking nose, And the spider gets to eat and he's

0:41:54.400 --> 0:41:57.000
<v Speaker 1>mine in his own business. He's not poisonous, like he's

0:41:57.000 --> 0:41:59.319
<v Speaker 1>not gonna bite me. He's just he literally stays in

0:41:59.320 --> 0:41:59.880
<v Speaker 1>that corner.

0:42:00.120 --> 0:42:01.760
<v Speaker 2>Only society could take.

0:42:01.600 --> 0:42:07.160
<v Speaker 1>Notes exactly, exactly exactly. He just stays in that corner,

0:42:07.520 --> 0:42:10.360
<v Speaker 1>collects his bugs and just minds his own fucking business,

0:42:10.719 --> 0:42:13.680
<v Speaker 1>and like I mind my own business. And it was

0:42:13.719 --> 0:42:16.759
<v Speaker 1>like it was a very very symbiotic relationship, like I

0:42:16.800 --> 0:42:19.080
<v Speaker 1>literally did not give a fuck at all. Well, I

0:42:19.080 --> 0:42:20.920
<v Speaker 1>started to girl like a love for him, Like I

0:42:21.080 --> 0:42:23.359
<v Speaker 1>really started to care for him, and like there it

0:42:23.400 --> 0:42:25.839
<v Speaker 1>was points where I was spraying water onto his thing

0:42:25.880 --> 0:42:27.480
<v Speaker 1>because I was like, how is he drinking water? Where's

0:42:27.480 --> 0:42:29.680
<v Speaker 1>he getting water from? Like do spiders drink water? I

0:42:29.719 --> 0:42:31.480
<v Speaker 1>was doing a bunch of research, so I put water

0:42:31.600 --> 0:42:34.800
<v Speaker 1>droplets on his webs, and like y'all, his web grew huge,

0:42:34.920 --> 0:42:37.279
<v Speaker 1>and like I was actually proud of him, and I.

0:42:37.280 --> 0:42:40.000
<v Speaker 2>Will say, I let Drew have that.

0:42:40.160 --> 0:42:42.800
<v Speaker 3>But it made the corner of our kitchen look fucking

0:42:42.880 --> 0:42:45.799
<v Speaker 3>batshit crazy. Every time I would clean, I would sit

0:42:45.840 --> 0:42:48.440
<v Speaker 3>in this kitchen for like two hours working my ass

0:42:48.440 --> 0:42:50.399
<v Speaker 3>off cleaning. Look around and I'm like, oh my god,

0:42:50.440 --> 0:42:53.120
<v Speaker 3>it's spotless in here. But then there's the biggest cobweb

0:42:53.120 --> 0:42:55.480
<v Speaker 3>you've ever seen your goddamn life in the corner.

0:42:55.560 --> 0:42:57.160
<v Speaker 1>Because it wasn't making for.

0:42:57.120 --> 0:43:02.160
<v Speaker 3>That pinterest like in so for the season webs. It

0:43:02.200 --> 0:43:04.400
<v Speaker 3>was making nasty, fucking dusty webs.

0:43:04.440 --> 0:43:07.799
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I thought his webs were bludded, like yeah, it

0:43:07.800 --> 0:43:10.080
<v Speaker 1>was soggy bottom webs, like it was not giving.

0:43:09.880 --> 0:43:12.640
<v Speaker 2>C But but I understood what it meant for Drew.

0:43:12.719 --> 0:43:15.359
<v Speaker 1>So I so he was just chilling in there for

0:43:15.440 --> 0:43:17.680
<v Speaker 1>months and months and months and months and months, and

0:43:17.719 --> 0:43:21.160
<v Speaker 1>then like we're supposed to do this like photo shoot

0:43:21.200 --> 0:43:23.120
<v Speaker 1>in our house this week, and so I was like, oh,

0:43:23.160 --> 0:43:25.200
<v Speaker 1>we should get like a professional cleaner to come in

0:43:25.239 --> 0:43:27.040
<v Speaker 1>and clean the house, and just like so it looks

0:43:27.120 --> 0:43:31.800
<v Speaker 1>nice and so it's not fucking scary and dusty and nasty.

0:43:31.960 --> 0:43:35.040
<v Speaker 1>So before the cleaner came out, was like, oh, I

0:43:35.080 --> 0:43:37.239
<v Speaker 1>need to put a note by the spider saying don't

0:43:37.320 --> 0:43:39.520
<v Speaker 1>kill him, because I really I really did not want

0:43:39.560 --> 0:43:41.840
<v Speaker 1>them to kill him, y'all.

0:43:43.719 --> 0:43:45.680
<v Speaker 2>They fucking decimated.

0:43:45.080 --> 0:43:50.720
<v Speaker 1>His ass, escimated him, like not a trace left. He's

0:43:50.840 --> 0:43:54.279
<v Speaker 1>not there anymore, Like literally they got his desk.

0:43:54.400 --> 0:43:55.960
<v Speaker 2>It's all could have been a dream.

0:43:56.120 --> 0:43:59.440
<v Speaker 4>He never exists, like and then they like moved a

0:43:59.440 --> 0:44:02.280
<v Speaker 4>bunch of shit into the corner so he couldn't remake

0:44:02.320 --> 0:44:05.560
<v Speaker 4>his web if he is alive, Like they fucked his

0:44:05.840 --> 0:44:07.960
<v Speaker 4>ass up in a crazy way.

0:44:08.160 --> 0:44:10.680
<v Speaker 1>And I'm not gonna lie. I actually cried. I literally

0:44:10.680 --> 0:44:13.680
<v Speaker 1>shed a tear. Josiah watched me cry over my goddamn

0:44:13.680 --> 0:44:17.239
<v Speaker 1>pet spider because like we did grow like a relationship,

0:44:17.360 --> 0:44:20.520
<v Speaker 1>like we I gave him meals, I gave him water.

0:44:20.600 --> 0:44:22.120
<v Speaker 1>He was like a cat to me, Like I took

0:44:22.160 --> 0:44:24.719
<v Speaker 1>care of him, like he was like Mayazol. And it's

0:44:24.760 --> 0:44:27.080
<v Speaker 1>the exact same as if a Zol died, like my

0:44:27.200 --> 0:44:27.879
<v Speaker 1>spiders down.

0:44:28.960 --> 0:44:31.800
<v Speaker 2>You need a fucking animal or something in your life.

0:44:31.640 --> 0:44:34.960
<v Speaker 1>Bro, Yeah, I really do. But it was, it was,

0:44:36.640 --> 0:44:39.400
<v Speaker 1>it was. It was a very dark time in my life,

0:44:39.880 --> 0:44:41.480
<v Speaker 1>especially while being concussed.

0:44:41.800 --> 0:44:47.560
<v Speaker 2>Like it's just too much to handle. Yeah, well I

0:44:47.680 --> 0:44:49.280
<v Speaker 2>slept for twenty four hours straight.

0:44:49.400 --> 0:44:57.640
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I don't know what happened Saturday. She slept Saturday, Saturday, Sunday.

0:44:57.719 --> 0:45:02.480
<v Speaker 1>What it day is? Saturday is Saturdayurday, Saturdays, weesday.

0:45:03.360 --> 0:45:07.759
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, yo, Drew, what are Saturdays for Saturday? No,

0:45:07.920 --> 0:45:08.960
<v Speaker 2>Saturdays are for.

0:45:08.840 --> 0:45:11.680
<v Speaker 1>The Saturday Sunday.

0:45:11.960 --> 0:45:14.080
<v Speaker 2>No Saturdays, We're gonna.

0:45:15.480 --> 0:45:16.120
<v Speaker 1>Saturday.

0:45:20.239 --> 0:45:23.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I don't know why. I slept twenty four hours.

0:45:23.640 --> 0:45:28.560
<v Speaker 2>But on Friday night technically Saturday morning, at around two

0:45:28.600 --> 0:45:31.759
<v Speaker 2>thirty am, I went to bed and we were really

0:45:31.840 --> 0:45:33.160
<v Speaker 2>jet lagged, and we had a busy week.

0:45:33.160 --> 0:45:35.680
<v Speaker 3>That's why we didn't have an episode last week. And

0:45:35.800 --> 0:45:40.239
<v Speaker 3>I was so fucking tired because we had like such long,

0:45:40.320 --> 0:45:42.480
<v Speaker 3>stupid ass like talking days, like we just had to

0:45:42.520 --> 0:45:43.160
<v Speaker 3>talk a bunch.

0:45:43.440 --> 0:45:44.760
<v Speaker 2>So I was just so tired.

0:45:45.239 --> 0:45:47.040
<v Speaker 3>I stayed up late so we could hang out with

0:45:47.120 --> 0:45:50.640
<v Speaker 3>Josie before we leave for like work and stuff, and

0:45:50.920 --> 0:45:53.040
<v Speaker 3>I go to sleep. I woke up at eleven, and

0:45:53.120 --> 0:45:54.960
<v Speaker 3>I felt like shit about waking up at eleven on

0:45:55.000 --> 0:45:57.040
<v Speaker 3>a Saturday, even though my plan was to spend the

0:45:57.080 --> 0:46:01.200
<v Speaker 3>whole weekend just like lounging around and chilling. I woke

0:46:01.280 --> 0:46:03.879
<v Speaker 3>up at eleven, I took my medication, and I sat

0:46:03.920 --> 0:46:06.319
<v Speaker 3>back in bed. I knocked the fuck out. Woke up

0:46:06.320 --> 0:46:09.680
<v Speaker 3>to Drew's haircut around like four pm, said a few

0:46:09.719 --> 0:46:12.839
<v Speaker 3>words him about that, knocked back out immediately. I had

0:46:12.880 --> 0:46:15.800
<v Speaker 3>full intentions on staying up. I just knocked back out.

0:46:15.880 --> 0:46:17.960
<v Speaker 1>And I thought we had a dinner later that night.

0:46:18.120 --> 0:46:20.399
<v Speaker 1>So I ran to Endya's room and I was like, bro,

0:46:20.480 --> 0:46:22.440
<v Speaker 1>it is seven, you got to wake up for dinner.

0:46:22.920 --> 0:46:26.000
<v Speaker 1>And she woke up for about ten minutes.

0:46:26.239 --> 0:46:28.439
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and also mind you. I was like, I think

0:46:28.480 --> 0:46:30.799
<v Speaker 2>I just got kind of sick, like I fully broke fever,

0:46:30.800 --> 0:46:33.080
<v Speaker 2>because when I woke up originally at eleven, I had

0:46:33.080 --> 0:46:36.360
<v Speaker 2>a crazy migraine. I felt nauseous. I had like swept

0:46:36.360 --> 0:46:38.560
<v Speaker 2>through all my pajamas and all my layers, but I

0:46:38.640 --> 0:46:40.920
<v Speaker 2>was still really cold. It was so weird. And then

0:46:41.000 --> 0:46:42.680
<v Speaker 2>Drew tried to wake me up again and he was like,

0:46:42.920 --> 0:46:45.040
<v Speaker 2>I figured out that the dinner wasn't that night, and

0:46:45.080 --> 0:46:46.520
<v Speaker 2>he was like, dude, you need to eat something. And

0:46:46.520 --> 0:46:48.239
<v Speaker 2>I was like, yeah, I'm gonna order something, like I'm

0:46:48.280 --> 0:46:51.120
<v Speaker 2>gonna order soup. I got on my phone. I don't

0:46:51.160 --> 0:46:53.520
<v Speaker 2>remember knocking out. I just knocked back out, and then

0:46:53.520 --> 0:46:56.680
<v Speaker 2>I woke up again at eleven fifty pm, and I

0:46:56.719 --> 0:46:58.640
<v Speaker 2>was like, holy shit, what is happening?

0:46:58.840 --> 0:47:00.759
<v Speaker 3>But I couldn't stay up because it was already late

0:47:00.760 --> 0:47:02.600
<v Speaker 3>and you were already asleep because I went to the bathroom,

0:47:02.600 --> 0:47:04.279
<v Speaker 3>I didn't hear anything, and I was like, fuck, I

0:47:04.280 --> 0:47:06.359
<v Speaker 3>guess I'd just go back to bed because it's not

0:47:06.400 --> 0:47:07.359
<v Speaker 3>like there's anything open.

0:47:07.400 --> 0:47:08.880
<v Speaker 2>I don't have any food in the fridge. I'm just

0:47:08.920 --> 0:47:09.879
<v Speaker 2>gonna go back to bed.

0:47:10.200 --> 0:47:12.000
<v Speaker 3>I went back to bed, and I woke up at

0:47:12.040 --> 0:47:13.680
<v Speaker 3>four am, and I was like, fuck, I need to

0:47:13.680 --> 0:47:14.360
<v Speaker 3>at least sleep for.

0:47:14.360 --> 0:47:14.960
<v Speaker 2>Two more hours.

0:47:15.120 --> 0:47:16.719
<v Speaker 3>Slept for two more hours, and woke up and just

0:47:16.719 --> 0:47:18.600
<v Speaker 3>started my day at six am, and I was just like,

0:47:19.200 --> 0:47:20.279
<v Speaker 3>I've never done that.

0:47:20.320 --> 0:47:21.520
<v Speaker 2>I've literally never done that.

0:47:21.560 --> 0:47:22.440
<v Speaker 1>I mean, you were sick.

0:47:23.000 --> 0:47:24.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I fully.

0:47:23.680 --> 0:47:26.319
<v Speaker 3>Broke fever and I was sweating, and it felt nice.

0:47:26.320 --> 0:47:28.279
<v Speaker 3>It kind of felt like again it was just going

0:47:28.320 --> 0:47:31.600
<v Speaker 3>back to tradition. It felt like being like a fourteen

0:47:31.640 --> 0:47:33.160
<v Speaker 3>year old who was going to die of the plague.

0:47:33.160 --> 0:47:35.720
<v Speaker 3>And there was something about that that my like DNA,

0:47:35.800 --> 0:47:37.719
<v Speaker 3>really yearned for and it felt really good.

0:47:37.880 --> 0:47:39.960
<v Speaker 1>I kind of love being sick. I'm not gonna lie.

0:47:40.080 --> 0:47:43.239
<v Speaker 1>I love like having a cold. Like actually, no, I

0:47:43.280 --> 0:47:46.840
<v Speaker 1>fucking hate colds because I have like fucked up sinuses,

0:47:46.880 --> 0:47:49.560
<v Speaker 1>so I'm clogged up for like three months after I

0:47:49.600 --> 0:47:52.200
<v Speaker 1>get a cold. But like having like the flu or

0:47:52.239 --> 0:47:54.359
<v Speaker 1>something is kind of like a vibe like I don't

0:47:54.400 --> 0:47:56.440
<v Speaker 1>know there's something to it, just like I think it

0:47:56.480 --> 0:47:58.359
<v Speaker 1>really just goes back to me wanting to be taken

0:47:58.400 --> 0:47:58.560
<v Speaker 1>care of.

0:47:58.719 --> 0:48:00.719
<v Speaker 3>I was gonna say, because the idea it sounds good

0:48:00.719 --> 0:48:02.239
<v Speaker 3>to be taken care of, But I grew up in

0:48:02.280 --> 0:48:04.600
<v Speaker 3>a family that didn't take being sick serious, so.

0:48:04.560 --> 0:48:07.439
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what that feeling is like. And now

0:48:07.520 --> 0:48:09.600
<v Speaker 2>I can't take care of people who are sick because

0:48:09.640 --> 0:48:11.279
<v Speaker 2>I have I just have where I don't take it

0:48:11.360 --> 0:48:13.280
<v Speaker 2>serious from them, and then I don't take it serious

0:48:13.320 --> 0:48:13.880
<v Speaker 2>for myself.

0:48:13.960 --> 0:48:16.439
<v Speaker 1>I just have preconceived notions of like what it means

0:48:16.440 --> 0:48:18.640
<v Speaker 1>to be taken care of, like from like movies.

0:48:19.080 --> 0:48:19.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah I know.

0:48:19.560 --> 0:48:21.440
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, I want somebody to come and put a

0:48:21.440 --> 0:48:23.080
<v Speaker 3>wet rag on my head and tuk me.

0:48:23.400 --> 0:48:28.680
<v Speaker 1>Like if if I was sick and there no one

0:48:28.680 --> 0:48:31.520
<v Speaker 1>else in my family was sick, I would be eating

0:48:31.520 --> 0:48:34.040
<v Speaker 1>spaghetti for dinner with everybody else. I wouldn't get a

0:48:34.040 --> 0:48:36.680
<v Speaker 1>special little meal. Yeah no, no, they would be like,

0:48:36.920 --> 0:48:38.720
<v Speaker 1>you're either eating spaghetti or you're not eating.

0:48:39.120 --> 0:48:40.879
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. They'd be like, come sit up at the.

0:48:40.800 --> 0:48:44.600
<v Speaker 1>Time and projectile vomiting red spaghetti all over the counter

0:48:44.760 --> 0:48:48.040
<v Speaker 1>has literally since that moment, I have not eaten spaghetti.

0:48:48.520 --> 0:48:50.080
<v Speaker 2>I love a good spaghetti though.

0:48:50.239 --> 0:48:57.480
<v Speaker 3>M Well, no infantilization with this comment. But my dream

0:48:57.600 --> 0:49:00.920
<v Speaker 3>is to get given a bath. Like you know what

0:49:01.080 --> 0:49:04.480
<v Speaker 3>really triggered that like want for it was in.

0:49:05.000 --> 0:49:06.200
<v Speaker 1>You, let me give you a bath. Let me give

0:49:06.200 --> 0:49:08.000
<v Speaker 1>you a bath. I'll give you a bath. Come on,

0:49:08.160 --> 0:49:13.799
<v Speaker 1>I'll like rub everywhere everywhere, and I can give you.

0:49:13.880 --> 0:49:14.640
<v Speaker 2>Fucking touching me.

0:49:16.320 --> 0:49:18.480
<v Speaker 3>Maybe that's why I like taking baths with my like

0:49:18.560 --> 0:49:21.080
<v Speaker 3>girlfriends who I love, because it feels like being like

0:49:21.200 --> 0:49:23.120
<v Speaker 3>sisters like to me, like taking a bath with a

0:49:23.160 --> 0:49:26.320
<v Speaker 3>sibling is like so cute. But what triggered that thought

0:49:26.360 --> 0:49:30.000
<v Speaker 3>for me was in Penn fifteen when Maya's mom gives

0:49:30.000 --> 0:49:32.200
<v Speaker 3>her a bath in that really nice bathroom. I love

0:49:32.280 --> 0:49:35.560
<v Speaker 3>that bathroom in the mood in the show. It's like

0:49:35.600 --> 0:49:38.960
<v Speaker 3>a Japanese style bathroom, which is my dream bathroom. And

0:49:40.239 --> 0:49:42.600
<v Speaker 3>she gives her a bath, and it's such a cute

0:49:42.600 --> 0:49:44.200
<v Speaker 3>moment and her and her mom are taking a bath,

0:49:44.280 --> 0:49:45.719
<v Speaker 3>and I really want that because I wish I had

0:49:45.719 --> 0:49:46.080
<v Speaker 3>a mom.

0:49:46.520 --> 0:49:50.520
<v Speaker 2>Okay, well, happy Thanksgiving guys. I hope you had a

0:49:50.520 --> 0:49:52.560
<v Speaker 2>good Thanksgiving. I hope you ate lots of food.

0:49:52.960 --> 0:49:56.080
<v Speaker 1>What is it gonna take for me to do something

0:49:57.120 --> 0:50:03.520
<v Speaker 1>like I? I will literally for weeks be like, Oh yeah,

0:50:03.520 --> 0:50:05.160
<v Speaker 1>I think I'm gonna go do this, or I'm gonna

0:50:05.200 --> 0:50:06.920
<v Speaker 1>do that, or I'm gonna start this painting or I'm

0:50:06.920 --> 0:50:09.000
<v Speaker 1>gonna finish this painting. I'm gonna wake up tomorrow and

0:50:09.040 --> 0:50:11.480
<v Speaker 1>do it. And I'm just gonna fucking do it and

0:50:11.520 --> 0:50:15.360
<v Speaker 1>get it done, y'all. I've been talking about this goddamn painting,

0:50:15.480 --> 0:50:17.640
<v Speaker 1>and every single night before I go to bed, I'm like, oh,

0:50:17.640 --> 0:50:19.600
<v Speaker 1>I have some time tomorrow, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna

0:50:19.640 --> 0:50:22.560
<v Speaker 1>wake up and I'm gonna go start painting. Bitch. It

0:50:22.600 --> 0:50:27.040
<v Speaker 1>has been three weeks. Two it's almost been two months.

0:50:27.120 --> 0:50:30.160
<v Speaker 1>It's almost been two whole months since I've picked up

0:50:30.200 --> 0:50:32.040
<v Speaker 1>that fucking paint brush to paint, And every single night

0:50:32.040 --> 0:50:34.120
<v Speaker 1>before I go to bed, I'm like, I'm gonna paint tomorrow.

0:50:34.239 --> 0:50:38.319
<v Speaker 1>There's something seriously, seriously seriously wrong with me and I

0:50:38.360 --> 0:50:41.279
<v Speaker 1>cannot do anything and it pisses me the fuck off.

0:50:41.440 --> 0:50:44.560
<v Speaker 1>And if you have any goddamn fucking advice for me

0:50:44.920 --> 0:50:47.759
<v Speaker 1>other than adderall, because I was on adderall in high

0:50:47.760 --> 0:50:51.480
<v Speaker 1>school for my add and it made me wallpaper and

0:50:51.520 --> 0:50:53.560
<v Speaker 1>I wanted to kill myself and I wanted to jump

0:50:53.560 --> 0:50:56.400
<v Speaker 1>out of the window in my bedroom. I don't know

0:50:56.400 --> 0:50:59.600
<v Speaker 1>how y'all bitches do it. It really really really turns

0:50:59.640 --> 0:51:01.840
<v Speaker 1>off my brain in a way that's like not fun.

0:51:01.920 --> 0:51:03.120
<v Speaker 2>No, Adderall is the devil.

0:51:03.239 --> 0:51:06.160
<v Speaker 3>Adderall will make me if I'm driving my car when

0:51:06.160 --> 0:51:09.160
<v Speaker 3>I'm coming down from Adderall, it will make me decide

0:51:09.160 --> 0:51:10.520
<v Speaker 3>whether or not I'm going to crash.

0:51:10.280 --> 0:51:13.080
<v Speaker 2>Into a polan in my life. Yeah, it's and it's

0:51:13.120 --> 0:51:14.040
<v Speaker 2>like really hard not to.

0:51:15.080 --> 0:51:20.319
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, all right, well, Drew Syop, you telling me a

0:51:20.480 --> 0:51:28.960
<v Speaker 1>crab goon to this rag crab rangoon hashtag the underscore.

0:51:29.080 --> 0:51:36.000
<v Speaker 2>Do salami meat tastes like nickels and quarters?

0:51:36.320 --> 0:51:38.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? It does? I can, and sometimes I feel like

0:51:38.600 --> 0:51:40.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm eating like a rubber bone.

0:51:40.200 --> 0:51:41.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I really.

0:51:41.080 --> 0:51:43.480
<v Speaker 3>Don't like I like salami meat, but the taste it

0:51:43.600 --> 0:51:45.400
<v Speaker 3>leaves in my mouth makes me feel like I just

0:51:45.440 --> 0:51:46.600
<v Speaker 3>went outside and fucking.

0:51:46.400 --> 0:51:47.080
<v Speaker 2>Bit a cat.

0:51:47.440 --> 0:51:50.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah that a cat tendon like.

0:51:54.520 --> 0:51:56.439
<v Speaker 2>The cat. Don't make me bite the cat.

0:51:56.640 --> 0:52:01.719
<v Speaker 1>Don't make me drink alone. Don't make me drink alone? Well, shit,

0:52:01.760 --> 0:52:04.000
<v Speaker 1>where are my SOPs? There was one that Oh, here

0:52:04.080 --> 0:52:10.880
<v Speaker 1>we go. This is a tweet from Christopher at Molock Official.

0:52:12.760 --> 0:52:15.840
<v Speaker 1>It's increasingly clear that Ellen de Generes was at an

0:52:15.960 --> 0:52:21.279
<v Speaker 1>environ or it is it's It's increasingly clear that Ellen

0:52:21.320 --> 0:52:26.279
<v Speaker 1>de Generess was an environmentally significant apex predator in the

0:52:26.360 --> 0:52:42.000
<v Speaker 1>media ecosystem. She'd have already extracted or she'd have no,

0:52:42.080 --> 0:52:43.360
<v Speaker 1>I got it, I got it, I got it, I

0:52:43.360 --> 0:52:47.040
<v Speaker 1>can do it, I can do it. It's increasingly clear

0:52:47.160 --> 0:52:51.960
<v Speaker 1>that Ellen DeGeneres was an environmentally significant apex predator in

0:52:52.000 --> 0:52:56.920
<v Speaker 1>the media ecosystem. She'd have extracted all entertainment value from

0:52:56.960 --> 0:53:00.640
<v Speaker 1>the hawk Tua Girl in a three minute segment and

0:53:00.760 --> 0:53:08.560
<v Speaker 1>banished her back to anninemy, maintaining ecological balance. Oh my

0:53:08.640 --> 0:53:10.400
<v Speaker 1>fucking god, it.

0:53:10.320 --> 0:53:12.160
<v Speaker 2>Is the realist twet ever, though.

0:53:11.960 --> 0:53:22.920
<v Speaker 1>It is extremely, extremely, extremely real and Ellen degenerous. You

0:53:23.000 --> 0:53:25.799
<v Speaker 1>must die, Oh my gosh, she must die.

0:53:26.560 --> 0:53:26.920
<v Speaker 2>Well.

0:53:27.840 --> 0:53:30.560
<v Speaker 3>When Drew doesn't speak at my funeral, it is not

0:53:30.680 --> 0:53:31.880
<v Speaker 3>because he is a psychopath.

0:53:31.920 --> 0:53:33.880
<v Speaker 2>It is because he cannot be trusted to go up

0:53:33.920 --> 0:53:35.200
<v Speaker 2>to a microphone with any rink.

0:53:35.400 --> 0:53:38.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, it'll either have to come from my heart

0:53:38.760 --> 0:53:43.239
<v Speaker 1>or not happen at all. And like babe, nothing of

0:53:43.360 --> 0:53:46.680
<v Speaker 1>significance comes from my heart. We are living in insincerity epidemic,

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<v Speaker 1>and I fear I am at the forefront of that issue.

0:53:50.080 --> 0:53:52.759
<v Speaker 1>And I don't think I've been authentic or real with

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<v Speaker 1>myself or y'all once in the last four years, let

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<v Speaker 1>alone my entire life. I don't know if I am

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<v Speaker 1>a real person, and I think I am a character,

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<v Speaker 1>and I think I'm lost in myself and I can't escape.

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<v Speaker 1>But when I try to, my brain developed inside of

0:54:08.880 --> 0:54:11.440
<v Speaker 1>this character. So I don't know if I am myself

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<v Speaker 1>or if I am a character.

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<v Speaker 6>I know you.

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<v Speaker 1>Artsy girl Pussy will have you watch in a twenty

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<v Speaker 1>four films and reading.

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<v Speaker 2>So it'll have you do the bare minimum.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, am I schizophrenic? Or is everyone kind of an op?

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<v Speaker 1>Kind of an op? Congrats this time next year, you'll

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<v Speaker 1>be paying ten cents less for milk. Also, your girlfriend

0:54:38.760 --> 0:54:41.040
<v Speaker 1>is dead from sepsis and you've been drafted.

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<v Speaker 6>This is like me.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I've read this one before, but I have

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<v Speaker 1>to do it again. I just called the Chinese place

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<v Speaker 1>and said I need twenty five thousand wings. They said

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<v Speaker 1>ten minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>That's good.

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<v Speaker 1>And then it's this emoji.

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<v Speaker 3>My curse of the week goes honestly like, I haven't

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<v Speaker 3>had a.

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<v Speaker 2>Volatile week, Like, there's no way you've been pretty chill. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>there's no one. You guys are lucky this time. There's

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<v Speaker 2>no one to curse. I can't think of anybody to curse. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I have a curseless week.

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<v Speaker 1>No, there's gotta be someone out there that needs to

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<v Speaker 1>be cursed, like pop culturely like I mean it's been

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<v Speaker 1>We've been pretty chill like as a society, like recently,

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<v Speaker 1>Wicked has definitely tamed the mind. Yeah, I want to

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<v Speaker 1>see that goddamn movie so bad.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh media popular.

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<v Speaker 2>I honestly don't have media.

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<v Speaker 1>You're gotta be popula ride, Brightest Horse in your Simple Sugar.

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<v Speaker 2>Hay Love by the Telphonics, give me just a little

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<v Speaker 2>more time, Chairman of the boar Um.

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<v Speaker 5>That's it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh ba babee um, I'm gonna say Frosty b York

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<v Speaker 1>Till I Die, The Beach Boys and Requiem for a Father,

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<v Speaker 1>The Dirty Column, Oh thirty thousand, one hundred million by

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<v Speaker 1>Soldier Boy and Little Bee. Ummmm, Hoe Cakes MF doom.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah right, I honestly, uh did I watch any movies?

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<v Speaker 1>I know I watched like eight movies on the airplane,

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<v Speaker 1>I watched the Notebook finally. Wow, really wow. I thought

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<v Speaker 1>y'all bitches were joking and exaggerating, but I fear. I

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<v Speaker 1>cried and I shed a few tears.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I need to watch the movie. I haven't seen

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<v Speaker 2>it since I was like twelve.

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<v Speaker 1>But then I immediately forgot about it because something even

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<v Speaker 1>more said happened to me and YA deleted every picture

0:56:57.239 --> 0:56:58.319
<v Speaker 1>I've ever taken off of me.

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<v Speaker 2>He got it back, he got it back. I deleted

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<v Speaker 2>every picture.

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<v Speaker 1>It was ninety dollars iteah, because I had to download

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<v Speaker 1>the software and they wouldn't let me do it for free.

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<v Speaker 7>Pop.

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<v Speaker 1>But I could have gone to Sammy's camera, but I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't find out until after I got them back. But

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<v Speaker 1>fun fact, if you delete all the camera photos off

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<v Speaker 1>your SD card on accident, don't format it, do not

0:57:25.720 --> 0:57:28.040
<v Speaker 1>take any more pictures, take it immediately out of your

0:57:28.080 --> 0:57:31.360
<v Speaker 1>camera and set it on the desk. Don't rewrite any

0:57:31.440 --> 0:57:37.640
<v Speaker 1>data on it. Then take that SD card. Oh, then

0:57:37.680 --> 0:57:40.600
<v Speaker 1>take that SD card to your local camera shop or

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<v Speaker 1>call them before and say I need all the pictures

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<v Speaker 1>put back on my SD card. Or you can go

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<v Speaker 1>online and find a software that will do it for you,

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<v Speaker 1>but you had to pay eighty bucks, but it worked.

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<v Speaker 1>Some of the pictures are glitched and like lime green,

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<v Speaker 1>but like for the most part, my favorite pictures were untouched.

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<v Speaker 2>Untouched XO, let.

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<v Speaker 1>Me polish your pearl.

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<v Speaker 2>What the hell I saw? I saw the TV Glow.

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<v Speaker 2>That was a good one. I saw Girlfriends. It was

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<v Speaker 2>really good, but it was kind of slow, but it

0:58:13.760 --> 0:58:14.840
<v Speaker 2>was good. It was good.

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<v Speaker 1>Nonetheless, I saw this thing called Gabe Horn.

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<v Speaker 2>What is that?

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<v Speaker 1>It's like when a man and another man do sex.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that real?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>No, that has to be a bitches need to stop

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<v Speaker 1>saying small world and just say I fucked him too,

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<v Speaker 1>all right bye.

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<v Speaker 2>Height