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Speaker 1: They stole all my ship.

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Speaker 2: You haven't even seen Drew. You haven't even seen Drew.

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Speaker 3: They stole something from Lear the toy.

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Speaker 2: Whoever took all my ship? Please have they fucking wigs

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Speaker 2: out of it?

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Speaker 1: For cancer patience?

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Speaker 4: And they stole it from the fucking joke.

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Speaker 5: It like, I don't know myn you like, thank god

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Speaker 5: they stole it because you look so much better used

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Speaker 5: to look like ship.

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Speaker 2: I had to get that off my chest. I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 2: Oh I'm saying it's good they stole your hair because

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Speaker 2: now you're sexy.

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Speaker 1: So you let me be ugly for two years.

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Speaker 2: Well yeah, because now your hair looks healthy and you're

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Speaker 2: mogging me.

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Speaker 6: Like.

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Speaker 3: The thing is like I always think Drew is hot,

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Speaker 3: but there is something so nice that there was a

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Speaker 3: time remember when all the.

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Speaker 2: Compents were like Drew was so sexy, Drew so sexy.

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Speaker 2: I'm right fucking here. It made me feel like when

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Speaker 2: I was with my sister at school again.

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Speaker 3: But recently I've been the sexy one. But now like

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Speaker 3: I have to fight with you for comments.

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Speaker 2: Okay, see then you do something.

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Speaker 1: That part Oh well, y'all thought that it was just

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Speaker 1: a little hair. Okay, y'all thought I chopped everything off

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Speaker 1: right the.

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Speaker 6: Babe, babe, go show them.

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Speaker 2: I need them to see, like what I'm staring at,

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Speaker 2: Like I can't believe this is what we do.

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Speaker 3: Like my parents literally like risk their lives to come

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Speaker 3: to this country.

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Speaker 2: This is what I do with the life they gave me.

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Speaker 2: Are you farting? You're a little fighting girl, Drue, you

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Speaker 2: look so good. You're my little angel. Baby. I love you, baby.

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Speaker 2: That's how I'm gonna start talking to you. Oh, this

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Speaker 2: is kind of a bar chair. Ever again, Like putting

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Speaker 2: on the floor is kind of fun.

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Speaker 1: Our set is the fucking car. Yeah no, it's literally

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Speaker 1: trapped in the cars. We transport it for something very

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Speaker 1: extra special, something coming very soon. But we were just

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Speaker 1: too lazy to bring it up the stairs. And we

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Speaker 1: were thought, oh, you know, it might be fun to

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Speaker 1: just sit on the fucking floor of our nasty, fucking kitchen.

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Speaker 1: I barely vacuumed. I mean, if you can see in

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Speaker 1: the corner behind ya, there is rotten watermelon juice because

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Speaker 1: in youa make watermelon.

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Speaker 3: Watermelon juice, it's a rotten creation smoothie. Where I realized

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Speaker 3: that juice is ferment. And then I learned from TikTok

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Speaker 3: that you supposed to use a little needle to pop

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Speaker 3: the air, so it has a fucking explode all over you.

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Speaker 2: And one time I was like, I'm gonna be good.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to clean the fuck out of this fridge

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Speaker 3: and I found a juice in the back and I

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Speaker 3: was like, oh, this is gonna stink. Thank god, I

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Speaker 3: didn't put my face nearer. I had my face like

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Speaker 3: this because I thought it was gonna sneak.

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Speaker 2: Oh.

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Speaker 1: That literally would have given you eatings.

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Speaker 2: It looked like the episode you Are Not episode you

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Speaker 2: know what? It looked like the.

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Speaker 3: Scene with uh Johnny Depp in Nightmare on Elm Street.

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Speaker 2: That's literally what that.

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Speaker 3: Juice did to like it shot up at the ceiling

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Speaker 3: and went down this way and felt.

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Speaker 1: It literally coated our entire kitchen in rotten watermelon juice.

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Speaker 1: Like it was fucking crazy. It was a bad vibe.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, so there's that in the corner to the

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Speaker 1: know what, keep it, But well.

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Speaker 3: It's because it's like classic when you spill something, it's

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Speaker 3: I'm getting the big portions out and whatever is left,

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Speaker 3: what doesn't kill me, makes me fucking exactly. I thought

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Speaker 3: picking off it. Do you ever clean up broken glass?

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Speaker 3: And you get kind of lazy at the end.

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Speaker 2: Like oh, and I just like, I'm just like if

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Speaker 1: It'll I'm like, honestly, I'll learn a lesson later, just

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Speaker 1: for future Drew to figure out. No, Like, when we

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Speaker 1: were breaking that TV, there were shards of glass that

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Speaker 1: broke all over the floor.

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Speaker 2: No what no, no, no no.

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Speaker 1: And I sat there and picked every single one of

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Speaker 1: But there were these like microscopic, like tiny little shards

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Speaker 1: these up and like rub them.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, my skin like fiberglass.

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Speaker 3: Also, I feel like we need to clarify that is

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Speaker 3: not our fucking TV. In that video, Josie got that

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Speaker 3: TV from the career budget for like forty bucks off

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Speaker 3: of Facebook market because I saw someone being like, oh

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Speaker 3: my god, they really do just have money like that.

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Speaker 3: I want to clarify, Yes, we are very privileged. I

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Speaker 3: live an awesome life. We have had the same TV

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Speaker 3: for six I have.

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Speaker 1: Been begging, begging to buy a new one. I don't you've.

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Speaker 2: Been getting a new TV.

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Speaker 3: Like all the TVs do the same ship like at

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Speaker 3: a soundbar, so that the bass is crazy, because I

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Speaker 3: a vibe and put music on the TV, literally sounds

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Speaker 3: like like it sounds like you're in a teenager's car,

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Speaker 1: When you too much on us vibrating the trunk.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, I just want to clarify that. I just

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Speaker 1: Kind of I love new TVs. If I could, I

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Speaker 2: Because I think it's a very man thing.

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Speaker 1: It truly is. It's like it's a very straight thing.

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Speaker 1: They can of course I'm straight, but like it's it's probably. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: It just goes to prove for all the deniers.

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Speaker 1: Is like I love TV.

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Speaker 2: Have all the grinder relegation, I.

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Speaker 1: Love DVS and basketball.

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Speaker 2: You can hate the straight man lives.

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Speaker 1: On yeah, I love TVs and basketball. I will not

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Speaker 1: touch football because honestly, that's the gayest sport there is.

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Speaker 1: But we don't have to get into that. We've talked

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Speaker 3: But well it's also just crazy because it's like all

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Speaker 1: Sorry the way I felt after my concussion, Like for

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Speaker 1: like five days after. I swear to God, if they're

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Speaker 1: getting a concussion a night, like no wonder all of

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Speaker 1: them like fucking killed their wives. I mean, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: That's like really dark excited to say, but like there's

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Speaker 1: I was viewing life from like I felt dissociated, like

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Speaker 3: The I mean, I doubt football creates a space where

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Speaker 3: there's like a lot of conversation around mental health, But

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Speaker 3: I wonder what the greats.

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Speaker 2: Of like depression and suicide are football.

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Speaker 1: It's it's it's sky high.

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Speaker 3: It's a lot of them also really addicted to gambling

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Speaker 1: Addicted to painkillers because the NFL like would supply all

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Speaker 1: these players with painkiller like Tom Brady, I think, or no,

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Speaker 1: Aaron Rodgers like played the best games of his life

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Speaker 1: high on fucking percocet because he like broke his arm

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Speaker 2: Ever, get up there and do that one too.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, the depression rates post like their careers are

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Speaker 1: really gnarly, and all of them have like fucking dementia

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Speaker 1: and CTE, and like what drives me insane is I'm

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Speaker 1: like there are so many like opportunities for these players

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Speaker 1: to like not get CTE. Like they invented this new

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Speaker 1: thing with like a helmet cover and it looks fucking stupid,

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Speaker 1: but like it stops people from getting a concussion every

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Speaker 1: goddamn game, but they don't wear them because they look dumb.

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, okay, like you either look full.

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Speaker 3: Now football players already look fucking dumb, like that ship

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Speaker 3: in your mouth and the helmet combo is kind of crazy,

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Speaker 3: like you're already looking like you're doing something that God

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Speaker 2: So put the goddam Actually.

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Speaker 1: I would argue that football is exactly what God intended

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Speaker 1: man to do, like to beat each other up, like

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Speaker 1: because I mean, we've been doing that shit for like millennia,

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Speaker 1: fall the seams. We would just kill each other. That's

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Speaker 1: fucking crazy. We would kill each other for sport. And

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Speaker 2: That reminds me of something I wrote down. Oh that

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Speaker 2: like reminds you of earlier. Today, I was watching this

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Speaker 3: And I'm like, it literally feels like it feels like

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Speaker 3: like my body begging me.

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Speaker 2: To go back to the forest the tradition.

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Speaker 3: That's how I feel about like analogue stationary items.

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Speaker 1: And like like a good collection of like those Stedler highlighters,

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Speaker 2: Past but then I I don't use that shit.

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Speaker 1: I know, I buy it, and then it just sits

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Speaker 3: Say the pens I own right now, Like I've had

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Speaker 3: the past year, which is crazy.

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Speaker 2: It's like getting through to the topics.

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Speaker 1: The coopic markers I bought ten years ago are still

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Speaker 1: still cool as fuck because I I don't know, Like

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Speaker 1: for those that don't know, I'm sure a lot of

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Speaker 1: you do know, kopis are like the holy grail of marker.

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Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure they'd be ben dethroned recently by like

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Speaker 1: ohuhu or whatever, because it's like it's literally just like

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Speaker 1: and we have them and like low key like they

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Speaker 1: are better than kopis. But anyways, that's the gag is.

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Speaker 2: Kopick was never that good, never gagging the girl.

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Speaker 3: It was topic and then what was the clay Because

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Speaker 3: me and Drew both bo grew up watching like Stationary Cremo.

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Speaker 1: No Femo Femo, oh f I m o X Cremo.

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Speaker 1: But those copic markers I bought literally a decade ago

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Speaker 1: because they cost so much. And that's like that is

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Speaker 1: like an actual problem in my day to day life.

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Speaker 1: Like if I buy something expensive, I will literally just

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Speaker 1: it's crazy. I've gotten better about it recently though, but

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Speaker 1: Every night, Like yeah, wait one second, damn well, I

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Speaker 3: I was saying to Drew, like it is so crazy

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Speaker 1: Like no, we're not like our.

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Speaker 2: We don't have tradition anymore? We can't.

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Speaker 1: This is the tradition.

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Speaker 2: This is it.

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Speaker 3: Because I was genuinely thinking, I was like, fuck, I

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Speaker 1: Anymore because we gave girls too many rights, period.

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Speaker 2: And that's why, and that's why I'm saying next year

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, oh my god, it's not even like funny anymore.

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Speaker 3: Like every time we joke about it, I'm like, right, right, anyways,

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Speaker 1: why because Crumble Cookie. Oh my god, y'all, I have

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Speaker 1: and like, I will not be spending my money on that.

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Speaker 2: The holiday season brings out the nastiest shit rand Baker's Randa,

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Speaker 1: I do not need to be eating black food.

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Speaker 3: Die.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Like stop putting it in the Halloween cookies

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Speaker 1: Like it's so gross, like you know exactly what I'm

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Speaker 2: Like swear I want a fucking cranberry butter milk biscuit

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Speaker 1: But it actually sounds good as fun.

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Speaker 2: That sounds disgusting.

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Speaker 3: But I am like so anti pie and fruits being

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Speaker 3: mingled with my fucking sweets, like I don't want it. Literally,

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Speaker 3: it's like discharge fucking cake, like I was gonna say,

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Speaker 3: that's how I know charge cake.

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Speaker 2: It's literally just like a little gushy, a little wet

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Speaker 1: That's how I know Thanksgiving is flopping because is crumble.

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Speaker 2: It's the one pie like butter pecan pie. Oh, you

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Speaker 2: can't get me with that. I just didn't grow up

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Speaker 1: One of my dad's best friends, shout out Liddell. She

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Speaker 1: That ship. I actually need to hit her up because

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Speaker 3: I mean year for me is like tamales like my

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Speaker 3: Actually Trevino is this girl like it's gonna maybe gag

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Speaker 2: Every time I say just a single Spanish word. That's

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Speaker 3: Like me, I'm like, I'm not and I'm never beating

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Speaker 1: But I uh oh fuck, what was I gonna say?

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Speaker 1: it was about a TikTok oh, y'all, there is the

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Speaker 1: I think the greatest video ever happened on the internet recently.

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Speaker 3: And I've tried to make that face for you a lot,

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Speaker 1: It was just like it makes me cry laughing even

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Speaker 1: that picture. It is one of the greatest photos of

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Speaker 1: Anya of all time.

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Speaker 3: Photo to you brings like the same amount of joy

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Speaker 3: as like wicked dust to Chicipado.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly exactly, or El Fabba the British Girl. But anyways, the.

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Speaker 3: What you mean because it is just like like something about.

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Speaker 1: Like she was feeling herself.

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Speaker 2: Can not fucking believe, dude, Like it really is.

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Speaker 1: Like like just like asking, like like using the language.

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Speaker 5: It's like the same thing as like a woman with

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Speaker 2: I thought you were gonna say the meme the damn

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Speaker 1: Oh bitch, that's really good. None nope, none, one nope,

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Speaker 2: Let me And it's really scary.

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Speaker 3: And also there's something about like there's something unraveling with

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Speaker 3: when we were growing up in Vine. So like Vine

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Speaker 3: when it started was this platform and there were people

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Speaker 1: Know, it's it's a lovely thing to be a teenager

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Speaker 3: But it is really scary, like what people can make.

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Speaker 3: But then I think about the shit we were photoshopping.

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Speaker 1: Like I'm James Charles and Whiteface. We gave him a

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Speaker 1: forgive myself.

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00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:01,720
Speaker 3: I don't think I wonder I will say, and he's

442
00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:03,800
Speaker 3: like he's like, damn, fuck man.

443
00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:05,440
Speaker 2: Or if now he looks back at that and He's like,

444
00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:06,080
Speaker 2: that's funny.

445
00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:11,600
Speaker 1: There's some tea there, but the greatest or no, no,

446
00:21:12,119 --> 00:21:14,879
Speaker 1: I will say. I hate to say it, but I

447
00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:18,560
Speaker 1: love his car review series. He like reviews, just like.

448
00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:20,040
Speaker 2: The straight man in you coming out.

449
00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:22,200
Speaker 1: And he's good at it too, Like he's good at

450
00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:24,879
Speaker 1: it unfortunately, And I have to give flowers where flowers

451
00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:25,440
Speaker 1: are due.

452
00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:28,080
Speaker 2: I just don't really care about things like that. But

453
00:21:28,119 --> 00:21:30,920
Speaker 2: I also like, what do I really watch on my phone?

454
00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:33,240
Speaker 3: I can tell you, actually, I can tell you because

455
00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:37,000
Speaker 3: the other day I had a phenomenon.

456
00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:39,200
Speaker 1: Oh wait, before we move on, can I say this

457
00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:42,120
Speaker 1: AI thing while we're on topic, Oh, oh.

458
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,280
Speaker 2: My god, and hold on to that and sit with that.

459
00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:48,200
Speaker 1: What I was gonna say regarding AI is I was

460
00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:50,480
Speaker 1: on FaceTime with my parents and my mom was just

461
00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:53,480
Speaker 1: showing my dad's Instagram feed and he was scrolling through

462
00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:58,280
Speaker 1: it and like, there was this girl on his feed

463
00:21:58,320 --> 00:22:00,800
Speaker 1: that popped up like three times. I was like, Dad,

464
00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:03,440
Speaker 1: who the fuck is that? And why are you watching that?

465
00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:07,720
Speaker 1: And this was the video I saw and I was like, Dad.

466
00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:08,400
Speaker 2: The fake girl?

467
00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:11,600
Speaker 1: What is this? This is an entire account of a

468
00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:16,359
Speaker 1: girl AI girl with big knockers bouncing around and like

469
00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:20,760
Speaker 1: it's all AI not real and it has eight thousand

470
00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:22,960
Speaker 1: followers and my dad fully thought it was real. So

471
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,359
Speaker 1: there are other people that think that's fucking real, and

472
00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:27,800
Speaker 1: it's probably an entire market. And what's that one girl

473
00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:30,879
Speaker 1: that was with Michaela, Little Michayla, Like she fell off

474
00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:33,840
Speaker 1: after that photo with Epstein came out, Like let's talk

475
00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:37,920
Speaker 1: about that, like little Michaela with Epstein, like come on now,

476
00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:42,080
Speaker 1: but she fell the fuck off after like AI came out.

477
00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:45,680
Speaker 1: But yeah, that literally just like oh.

478
00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:50,040
Speaker 2: Because little Michayla got boring as fuck once everybody could

479
00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:54,200
Speaker 2: three D render like anything. Yeah, I'm trying the side

480
00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:55,760
Speaker 2: Park vibe, and I don't know if I like it.

481
00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:57,320
Speaker 2: Y'all tell me what you think, like.

482
00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:01,000
Speaker 1: You don't want their fucking onions. That's why I haven't

483
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:03,399
Speaker 1: asked a single fucking question about my haircut because I

484
00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:08,200
Speaker 1: know I know what they're gonna say. But I would

485
00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:12,400
Speaker 1: also hate hate for my name to be Nina right now,

486
00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:17,200
Speaker 1: Mina just literally just vote, you.

487
00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:19,919
Speaker 3: Know, somebody who's named Nina needs to run for like

488
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,359
Speaker 3: high school president or wherever the fuck it is, like valid,

489
00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:23,560
Speaker 3: Victor Valad.

490
00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:25,680
Speaker 2: Whatever the fuck it is. We didn't do that on

491
00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:26,119
Speaker 2: my school.

492
00:23:26,119 --> 00:23:27,399
Speaker 3: I don't think we did that at my school, but

493
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:28,800
Speaker 3: maybe we did and I just didn't know, but we

494
00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:30,200
Speaker 3: didn't do any kind of I ran.

495
00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:32,800
Speaker 1: For class president and didn't win, and I made custom

496
00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:34,160
Speaker 1: pencils that I gave out.

497
00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:37,879
Speaker 2: That's con and I ran and I because you wanted

498
00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:40,720
Speaker 2: it too bad that you exactly exactly you have to

499
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:42,679
Speaker 2: be kind of nonchalant, like I feel like only the

500
00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:43,240
Speaker 2: kids who were.

501
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:45,960
Speaker 1: Kind of like I want so bad. And then that

502
00:23:46,119 --> 00:23:48,680
Speaker 1: was a very pivotal moment in my life where I

503
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:52,199
Speaker 1: fiended for attention more and wanted even more what I

504
00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:55,120
Speaker 1: couldn't have, and now it created.

505
00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:56,040
Speaker 2: You're You're an empty pig.

506
00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:58,600
Speaker 3: You're avoid I'm a I'm a void of a person,

507
00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:02,280
Speaker 3: but your whole is kind of an empty board, just

508
00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:04,400
Speaker 3: like you put so many things that Yeah, you've put

509
00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:05,320
Speaker 3: so many things in there.

510
00:24:05,359 --> 00:24:07,679
Speaker 1: It's just not funn Yeah, I ran through. Yeah, like

511
00:24:08,119 --> 00:24:11,240
Speaker 1: they like, literally the turds just slide out. It's good.

512
00:24:11,320 --> 00:24:12,840
Speaker 2: I mean, they quite literally don't.

513
00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:15,080
Speaker 1: Like why we gotta talk about that?

514
00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:16,200
Speaker 2: I guess you got you.

515
00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:20,720
Speaker 3: You did, like reverse from being celibate too long, probably

516
00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:22,120
Speaker 3: why you're more constipated.

517
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:23,960
Speaker 1: I broke celibacy.

518
00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:27,680
Speaker 2: You're disgusting, you like actually a pole man.

519
00:24:29,119 --> 00:24:31,040
Speaker 3: Fuck, I don't know what we're gonna eat for Thanksgiving.

520
00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:32,919
Speaker 3: By the time this ship comes out, Thanksgiving is going

521
00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:34,600
Speaker 3: to be done. And like, I really don't know what

522
00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:36,480
Speaker 3: I'm gonna do. I think I'm just gonna fucking like

523
00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:38,120
Speaker 3: chew on my fingernails and get high.

524
00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:41,320
Speaker 1: I fingernails do taste good. I will say, fingernails and

525
00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:44,840
Speaker 1: fingernail skin have been tasting like a lot better research.

526
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:46,400
Speaker 2: Oh they've been too good because look at.

527
00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:47,280
Speaker 1: My nail the back.

528
00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:49,080
Speaker 2: I've been like been macking.

529
00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:52,600
Speaker 1: I've fully fully relapsed on the fingernail skin.

530
00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:56,680
Speaker 3: But nail biting is like one of the worst habits

531
00:24:56,960 --> 00:25:01,919
Speaker 3: to start with, Like not drag, heroin, no, no, no, none

532
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:06,640
Speaker 3: of that, like not drug addiction, alcohol, Like it literally

533
00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:09,639
Speaker 3: is just like nail biting is the worst, especially just

534
00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:11,960
Speaker 3: as anxious people like bitch. I would actually know. I

535
00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:14,639
Speaker 3: guess there's quite literally worse. But we pick at our skin.

536
00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:17,119
Speaker 2: That's what sucks is we're not bitch because I'm not

537
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:18,119
Speaker 2: just biting the nails.

538
00:25:18,119 --> 00:25:20,600
Speaker 3: My skin is getting bit up. I need my I

539
00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:23,480
Speaker 3: need my cuticles to look clean. And now my new

540
00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:25,480
Speaker 3: obsession is the nail clippers, which I actually think I

541
00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:28,000
Speaker 3: said in an episode already, but I've been really obsessed

542
00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:30,840
Speaker 3: with like cuticle cutters and that was the worst thing

543
00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:32,840
Speaker 3: ever because this is really gross to tell y'all, but

544
00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:37,639
Speaker 3: my anxiety has been so peaking recently that I have

545
00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:41,040
Speaker 3: this new obsession with using the cuticle cutters on my toes,

546
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:45,520
Speaker 3: and at least twice a month I have an infected toe.

547
00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:51,560
Speaker 1: Just literally, no, I said, I don't think you heard me,

548
00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:54,520
Speaker 1: but nail biting is the first gateway drug. They want

549
00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:57,920
Speaker 1: to say, oh, weed weed weed, weed, weed, weeds. Nail

550
00:25:57,920 --> 00:25:59,719
Speaker 1: biting is a first gateway drug, and then you get

551
00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:05,520
Speaker 1: to or a pacifier. Maybe yeah, they train your mother's nipple.

552
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:10,040
Speaker 1: That's why I cannot believe that y'all let this.

553
00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:14,040
Speaker 3: Is very like natural, Like the reason I gravitate towards this,

554
00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:16,880
Speaker 3: is there something like the divine feminine lives here?

555
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:17,400
Speaker 6: Yeah?

556
00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:18,800
Speaker 1: No, literally, and my.

557
00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:22,280
Speaker 2: Babe, the divine feminine lives on the way.

558
00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:26,399
Speaker 1: I cannot believe that y'all let me breastfeed until I

559
00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:29,200
Speaker 1: was twenty four and didn't say a fucking word to me.

560
00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:31,840
Speaker 1: Like coming out of it, I was like, really sad,

561
00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:34,920
Speaker 1: that I like didn't have my mother's nipple to latch onto,

562
00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:38,399
Speaker 1: and anxious moments looking back, I was twenty four or

563
00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:41,480
Speaker 1: most kids stop when they're like twelve months old, fourteen

564
00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:42,080
Speaker 1: months old.

565
00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:50,800
Speaker 2: I'm confused. I thought you were seventeen. Just cut, just cut, just.

566
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:54,000
Speaker 1: Vote just this fuck, just vote.

567
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:56,000
Speaker 2: Fuck. I was gonna say something I forgot.

568
00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:58,399
Speaker 1: Oh, I didn't even tell them.

569
00:26:57,960 --> 00:27:00,840
Speaker 2: Because people think we like about your concussion.

570
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:02,360
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, yeah, didn't Eve tell him about

571
00:27:02,359 --> 00:27:04,520
Speaker 1: my concussion. But I literally got a concussion in the

572
00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:08,320
Speaker 1: UK because I was like trying to FaceTime Luna and

573
00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:11,840
Speaker 1: like Luna like asked for me too, having a connection. Yeah,

574
00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:12,920
Speaker 1: but we can't have kids.

575
00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:15,080
Speaker 2: I knew exactly where your brain's Yeah.

576
00:27:15,119 --> 00:27:17,320
Speaker 1: I was like freaking the fuck out because my phone

577
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:19,760
Speaker 1: wasn't connecting because it was connected to the car that

578
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:21,840
Speaker 1: we were driving, and like you couldn't see me, and

579
00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:23,720
Speaker 1: she couldn't see me, and she was asking for me,

580
00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:25,439
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh my god, She's like not

581
00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:27,480
Speaker 1: gonna think to ask for me again because I'm not

582
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:29,840
Speaker 1: showing up there for her when she needs me most,

583
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:31,879
Speaker 1: when she's asking for me. So I was freaking the

584
00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:34,680
Speaker 1: fuck out and then like I did it, like called

585
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:37,280
Speaker 1: her back like three more times, and it still wasn't connecting,

586
00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:38,440
Speaker 1: and I was outside of the car, so I was

587
00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:40,560
Speaker 1: freaking the fuck out and having a meltdown. And then

588
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:42,840
Speaker 1: I was just like walking through the threshold of our

589
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:46,000
Speaker 1: fucking wizard's thatched, nasty, fucking gross ass house and the

590
00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:49,040
Speaker 1: doorframes are literally like fucking two feet tall and you

591
00:27:49,119 --> 00:27:51,919
Speaker 1: have to duck under every single doorframe. Well, I just

592
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:54,560
Speaker 1: didn't duck down far enough and I was like I

593
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:57,760
Speaker 1: was basically running at that point, and I ran straight

594
00:27:57,840 --> 00:28:03,760
Speaker 1: into the doorframe fucking rigamortist immediately like shaking and dropped

595
00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:06,199
Speaker 1: everything out of my hand, phone included, and was like

596
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:08,399
Speaker 1: I just was stunned, Like I literally got know.

597
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:10,800
Speaker 3: It was like I feel like I'm a good gauge

598
00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:15,080
Speaker 3: for if there's danger, And in that moment, I genuinely

599
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:18,320
Speaker 3: started freaking out too, because he was holding his head

600
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:20,480
Speaker 3: and there was we don't know if he hit his

601
00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:24,080
Speaker 3: head on the wooden post of the door frame or

602
00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:26,880
Speaker 3: I think you hit your head. There's a huge lamp there.

603
00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:29,240
Speaker 3: That's what I thought you hit your head on, because

604
00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:31,800
Speaker 3: there's this like sharp metal lamp right there. I thought

605
00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:33,280
Speaker 3: you hit your head on that and you were holding

606
00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:35,800
Speaker 3: it and you were like muttering and not getting words out,

607
00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:37,119
Speaker 3: and I was like, oh, my fucking.

608
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:38,320
Speaker 2: God, he just split his head open.

609
00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:41,120
Speaker 3: And I started freaking out, and I was like trying

610
00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:44,000
Speaker 3: to navigate going outside, and then I heard like Luna and.

611
00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:45,400
Speaker 2: Steven on the phone, so I picked up the phone.

612
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:47,360
Speaker 3: I was like hi, and I'm like trying to just

613
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:50,360
Speaker 3: be normal because I don't want Luna to associate Drew's

614
00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:53,840
Speaker 3: phone calls with like fix because Drew was like screaming

615
00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:55,040
Speaker 3: and me and him were freaking out.

616
00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:56,520
Speaker 2: And when I picked up the phone, she did look

617
00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:58,920
Speaker 2: a little starter, So I was like, oh my god, Hi, Luna.

618
00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:00,440
Speaker 2: Luna doesn't give a fuck about you.

619
00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:02,880
Speaker 1: Don't fucking care.

620
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:04,280
Speaker 2: Doo.

621
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:06,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, Where's do? Where's do?

622
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:10,120
Speaker 2: I will say, our hair being similar, was I think working?

623
00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:12,800
Speaker 1: Oh I didn't tell you. I called her after I

624
00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:15,880
Speaker 1: got my hair cut and she was terrified of me.

625
00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:19,000
Speaker 1: Oh really, she was horrified, but she like warmed that

626
00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:20,600
Speaker 1: after a second, but she did not.

627
00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:22,240
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, because I feel like when my

628
00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:24,400
Speaker 3: hair is like curly imparted in the middle and I

629
00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:26,240
Speaker 3: get on the phone with Luna, that's when she's the

630
00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:28,000
Speaker 3: nicest to me. If my hair is like pulled back

631
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:30,200
Speaker 3: or straight. Luna sees me and she's.

632
00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:34,280
Speaker 2: Like, mm, what was that? But yeah, I thought you

633
00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:34,960
Speaker 2: was gonna die.

634
00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:37,960
Speaker 1: I literally gave myself a concussion by walking into a

635
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:39,880
Speaker 1: door frame, really embarrassing.

636
00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:42,680
Speaker 3: And at first, when you were saying concussion, because I

637
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:46,120
Speaker 3: grew up in such a lax household about health, I

638
00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:48,320
Speaker 3: was like, okay, a concussion, Like a concussion has never

639
00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:49,200
Speaker 3: sounded like shit to me.

640
00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:51,680
Speaker 2: I'm like, what you hurt your head? Boo fucking who?

641
00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:53,680
Speaker 3: And then I was looking into it because you were

642
00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:55,640
Speaker 3: like really dizzy, and I was looking into it on

643
00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:57,360
Speaker 3: my phone and I was like, oh my god, a

644
00:29:57,400 --> 00:29:59,760
Speaker 3: concussion can fucking kill somebody. And then I got really

645
00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:01,760
Speaker 3: scared to leave Drew alone, and me andres I refuse

646
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:02,240
Speaker 3: to leave.

647
00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:03,760
Speaker 2: Drew alone for in the next like.

648
00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:06,400
Speaker 1: Twelve hours because I went to sleep. I went to sleep,

649
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:07,840
Speaker 1: and I could have died in my sleep, and who

650
00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:10,720
Speaker 1: knows quantum immortality, I could have died in my sleep.

651
00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:13,760
Speaker 2: You probably life. Do you like your new life?

652
00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:16,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, honestly, I feel a lot more at peace. The

653
00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:20,040
Speaker 1: other Enya was a fucking bitch, bro. She was so annoying.

654
00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:22,520
Speaker 1: But this Indya is like KNT.

655
00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:24,880
Speaker 2: I mean, I guess I could still take the compliment

656
00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:25,400
Speaker 2: part of that.

657
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:32,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean you're just like so like like like

658
00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:35,800
Speaker 1: usually yeah.

659
00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:39,000
Speaker 2: But you know what I've been realizing is as we've

660
00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:41,719
Speaker 2: grown older, I really have just shut the fuck up

661
00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:42,400
Speaker 2: for the most part.

662
00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:46,360
Speaker 7: Like that is not true, well, not with you, but

663
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:49,280
Speaker 7: I mean in like social oh yeah, yeah, yeah, like

664
00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:49,920
Speaker 7: when we're.

665
00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:52,120
Speaker 2: Out at like a work event or something, I'm just like.

666
00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:56,280
Speaker 1: Right right, well, I mean you literally were laughing at

667
00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:58,920
Speaker 1: that interpreted cancer guys.

668
00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:00,240
Speaker 2: Okay, we need to talk about this.

669
00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:03,400
Speaker 1: We need we really really need to address.

670
00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:04,920
Speaker 2: It, talk about it, because I was like, y'all are

671
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:05,520
Speaker 2: pushing it.

672
00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:09,760
Speaker 3: But this whole idea that I won't beat the mean

673
00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:13,600
Speaker 3: girl allegations. Look around the rural up a lot of

674
00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:16,880
Speaker 3: people fucking like me. Ho, I'm not actually mean. You

675
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:19,600
Speaker 3: might find I'm a fucking pushover and people pleaser and

676
00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:21,719
Speaker 3: I'm too nice. And this whole front I put on

677
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:24,360
Speaker 3: for y'all is actually a defense mechanism because I'm tired

678
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:26,360
Speaker 3: of never being taken seriously. So when I get on

679
00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:28,680
Speaker 3: camera in front of other people, I act a certain way.

680
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:31,239
Speaker 3: But really, I'm a fucking pushover, and most people might

681
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:33,400
Speaker 3: find that they could slap me across the face eighteen times,

682
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:35,160
Speaker 3: and if they said sorry and they started crying, I

683
00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:36,920
Speaker 3: would feel bad and I would erased the pain and

684
00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:37,800
Speaker 3: I would be nice to them.

685
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:44,880
Speaker 1: But the fucking this interpretive dancer like she killed it,

686
00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:48,200
Speaker 1: let me get that out. Fuck great it was. It

687
00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:52,440
Speaker 1: was the setup for how it happened that was really

688
00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:55,120
Speaker 1: just bizarre and jarring. So we were all sitting mining

689
00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:58,880
Speaker 1: our fucking business, having in dinner, like chatting up like whatever, whatever, whatever,

690
00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:02,320
Speaker 1: and it was a vibe and then no announcement, no announcement.

691
00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:05,680
Speaker 1: Then out of the fucking blue shad A starts playing

692
00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:08,320
Speaker 1: in the fucking corners of loud as fuck like.

693
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:12,200
Speaker 3: It goes from a normal volume of I keep saying volume,

694
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:14,160
Speaker 3: like volume different because all I can think about is

695
00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:15,760
Speaker 3: Josiah making fit of house volume.

696
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:20,479
Speaker 2: But the volume was very normal, speaking level. We were

697
00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:21,320
Speaker 2: all speaking over it.

698
00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:23,840
Speaker 3: I can't remember a single goddamn fucking song that played

699
00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:25,640
Speaker 3: before that moment, and.

700
00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:28,480
Speaker 1: Like so it blasts over the speakers and we're like

701
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:29,040
Speaker 1: there was.

702
00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:31,959
Speaker 2: A woman in so Mallia.

703
00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:33,400
Speaker 1: And it was just like it was like, oh, okay,

704
00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:35,600
Speaker 1: like to switch up on the vibe cool. And then

705
00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:37,280
Speaker 1: like out of the corner of my eyes, I see

706
00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:39,080
Speaker 1: this girl in the middle of the room, just like

707
00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:41,560
Speaker 1: what I thought, taking like cunty ass for me.

708
00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:43,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought she was getting her ig picks.

709
00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:46,080
Speaker 3: I was like, pur she's work tear down, mind you,

710
00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:49,080
Speaker 3: No one has made an announcement. My dumb ass is

711
00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:51,280
Speaker 3: stuck in a conversation. Not stuck in a conversation. I

712
00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:53,880
Speaker 3: was finally like, it was a work of that dinner.

713
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:57,080
Speaker 3: So when you're sat at these dinners, you're usually sat

714
00:32:57,120 --> 00:32:59,160
Speaker 3: around a few strangers, and you have to get good

715
00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:02,760
Speaker 3: at socializing just talking to new people. I'm not very

716
00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:04,360
Speaker 3: good at that. It takes me a minute to ease

717
00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:06,800
Speaker 3: into it. And I was finally easing into it, and

718
00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:09,040
Speaker 3: I was talking to somebody, getting to know them. We're

719
00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:11,680
Speaker 3: talking about like La and Spain and like Miami, and

720
00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:14,120
Speaker 3: we're just talking about We're deep in conversation.

721
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:16,640
Speaker 2: At one point, me and him are the only ones

722
00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:18,040
Speaker 2: still talking. Do you remember that?

723
00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:20,920
Speaker 3: Because like Alex had to be like something's happening, like

724
00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:25,200
Speaker 3: to like get everybody to stop talking. So I'm yelling, screaming,

725
00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:27,040
Speaker 3: this girl's back here and it looks like she's just

726
00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:28,360
Speaker 3: getting her photos taken.

727
00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:33,800
Speaker 2: So I'm like, damn, she's getting her fucking pictures, y'all.

728
00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:37,000
Speaker 1: She we literally got flash mobbed with an interpretive solo

729
00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:42,360
Speaker 1: dance and like I'm sorry, Like that is just inherently funny.

730
00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:46,720
Speaker 1: Like she she again, she robbed. She was so fluid,

731
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:50,560
Speaker 1: her movements were amazing. She like bodied that song.

732
00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:52,840
Speaker 3: You couldn't pay me to learn how to do that,

733
00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:54,560
Speaker 3: because that's something you have to be born to do

734
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:57,640
Speaker 3: or you just like don't do it. Yeah, but it

735
00:33:57,680 --> 00:34:00,640
Speaker 3: was just like it went dead silent. Also, she's in

736
00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:03,160
Speaker 3: this like gorgeous dress, and in any other situation, like

737
00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:03,880
Speaker 3: if I saw this for.

738
00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:05,520
Speaker 2: A music video, I'd be like, damn, this girl is

739
00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:08,000
Speaker 2: so good, Like this is amazing. There's just something you

740
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:08,560
Speaker 2: can't pull me.

741
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:10,960
Speaker 3: It's like one time we went to our friend's concert

742
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:12,759
Speaker 3: and there was an opera singer for.

743
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:13,600
Speaker 2: The first that.

744
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:18,279
Speaker 3: For the first ten minutes, I like me and Drew

745
00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:20,080
Speaker 3: could not stop laughing.

746
00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:23,200
Speaker 2: And then and then we got into it and it

747
00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:25,600
Speaker 2: turned into there's a sincerity I've ever been.

748
00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:28,880
Speaker 1: There is a sincerity epidemic, and like I don't know

749
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:33,439
Speaker 1: why people being serious takes me laugh, but like it's

750
00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:36,000
Speaker 1: it's it really is just a it's a defense mechanism,

751
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,640
Speaker 1: like you were seening earlier, Like it really was like

752
00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:42,560
Speaker 1: there was nothing funny about it, but it was just funny.

753
00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:44,319
Speaker 7: Like the guy right in front of us, who I

754
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:46,840
Speaker 7: was talking to before, had he did have his phone

755
00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:50,920
Speaker 7: in point five, and when she came sliding towards us,

756
00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:53,600
Speaker 7: I was looking at his phone in that second, so

757
00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:56,279
Speaker 7: I just see like the like.

758
00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:59,520
Speaker 1: The doorknob in substance. That is what happened, really.

759
00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:02,520
Speaker 3: Like her coming close to the camera and sliding towards

760
00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:04,560
Speaker 3: this camera, and it just made me laugh. And I

761
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:07,200
Speaker 3: am so sorry. I had a feeling that was my

762
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:09,279
Speaker 3: biggest fear. The second all that stuff, I was like.

763
00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:11,560
Speaker 2: Oh my god. At one point during that I laughed,

764
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:13,800
Speaker 2: and there were people across filming and I knew.

765
00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:16,160
Speaker 3: I just knew someone got on camera, and I was like,

766
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:18,239
Speaker 3: without context, this is gonna seem like I'm just being

767
00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:19,000
Speaker 3: a fucking cunt.

768
00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:21,719
Speaker 2: But I am sorry. Y'all listen to the podcast. You know,

769
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:23,480
Speaker 2: I am the least serious person.

770
00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:27,200
Speaker 1: I don't know if the context makes it any better, honestly,

771
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:31,920
Speaker 1: Like I mean, I don't know I don't know like it.

772
00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:34,080
Speaker 2: Maybe I am just a bit because I'm the same

773
00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:36,080
Speaker 2: person who I can't go to haunted horror nights because

774
00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:38,480
Speaker 2: the like theater kids are acting their ass off and

775
00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:39,920
Speaker 2: they're like in the world.

776
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:44,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, like I'll never forget. We were at one of

777
00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:48,560
Speaker 1: those Halloween haunted house like places where there's a bunch

778
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:51,520
Speaker 1: of Halloween hunted houses. Why do I keep saying that?

779
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:54,680
Speaker 1: But there was one yeah scare actors, and there was

780
00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:58,400
Speaker 1: one behind a fence inside of a building like climbing

781
00:35:58,520 --> 00:36:04,120
Speaker 1: up on and that it was like the least scary

782
00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:08,400
Speaker 1: thing I've ever seen in my life. But I screamed

783
00:36:08,719 --> 00:36:11,359
Speaker 1: in fear for her because I wanted her to feel

784
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:12,919
Speaker 1: good and like she was doing a good jobs.

785
00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:15,719
Speaker 3: Like you have to remember I am not somebody who

786
00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:18,760
Speaker 3: I live like. I don't really live a peaceful life.

787
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:22,360
Speaker 3: My life is over analyzing everything. And I'm sitting in

788
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:22,960
Speaker 3: this restaurant.

789
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:25,680
Speaker 2: I'm like this fucking overly upper echelon thing, which I'm

790
00:36:25,719 --> 00:36:27,600
Speaker 2: so grateful to be a part of. But I can't

791
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:29,480
Speaker 2: help but look around and be like, oh my god,

792
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:34,000
Speaker 2: this life is so funny, Like this is what opulence is.

793
00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:35,839
Speaker 2: Like we always come back to this. We always come

794
00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:36,719
Speaker 2: back to the same thing.

795
00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:38,960
Speaker 3: And like the fact that opulence is having just like

796
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:41,000
Speaker 3: a single human come in and like.

797
00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:45,160
Speaker 7: Dance for us, Like it feels so barbaric, but like

798
00:36:45,239 --> 00:36:46,279
Speaker 7: it's a gorgeous thing.

799
00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:47,560
Speaker 2: But it's also the same thing.

800
00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:50,680
Speaker 3: Like when we saw the in the synchronized swimmers in person,

801
00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:54,600
Speaker 3: that pushed me to a place that I never needed

802
00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:56,960
Speaker 3: to be. There's just certain things that like my my

803
00:36:57,120 --> 00:36:58,040
Speaker 3: search sitting.

804
00:36:57,840 --> 00:37:01,840
Speaker 1: See humans do that like just fun It's just it's

805
00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:05,200
Speaker 1: it's not funny like this is this is the tea.

806
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:08,759
Speaker 1: It's like them doing it. It's like fine, not it's

807
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:11,640
Speaker 1: not funny like it, but it's just the fact that

808
00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:15,919
Speaker 1: like we're observing them doing it that's funny. Like that's

809
00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:18,440
Speaker 1: what's funny to me is I'm just like this regular

810
00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:21,560
Speaker 1: fucking guy watching people swim in water or like watching

811
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:24,120
Speaker 1: someone climb on a fucking fence in his carehouse.

812
00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:26,680
Speaker 2: So to be clear, I literally grew up wanting to

813
00:37:26,719 --> 00:37:27,320
Speaker 2: be a dancer.

814
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:30,680
Speaker 3: So you're talking to the main person who I One

815
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:33,280
Speaker 3: thing I will always respect is a fucking dancer, because

816
00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:37,960
Speaker 3: bad dance is bad, but good dance, Like she was

817
00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:39,799
Speaker 3: such a good dancer I don't know how the fuck

818
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:42,200
Speaker 3: she had the saminu to do all that, because I

819
00:37:42,239 --> 00:37:43,120
Speaker 3: would have fainted on.

820
00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:44,600
Speaker 2: The floor and everybody would have had to call the

821
00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:45,400
Speaker 2: fucking ambulance.

822
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:46,879
Speaker 1: We really would she.

823
00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:49,440
Speaker 3: Genuinely, she literally was doing a handstand and was like

824
00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:52,040
Speaker 3: twisting her legs for her dress to flow, and that

825
00:37:52,120 --> 00:37:53,920
Speaker 3: had me memorized. I was like, oh my god, she

826
00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:57,759
Speaker 3: has the she has crazy upper body string. She could

827
00:37:57,760 --> 00:37:59,399
Speaker 3: like walk around this room and knock all of us.

828
00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:03,360
Speaker 2: Out and once with punch. But just the sliding, the sliding,

829
00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:04,040
Speaker 2: I think, is it's real?

830
00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:08,200
Speaker 1: It was. It was the spins. But anyways, sorry, we'll

831
00:38:08,239 --> 00:38:12,400
Speaker 1: move on. We'll move on. Okay. I have a note

832
00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:15,360
Speaker 1: that says, I don't know what this is referencing, but

833
00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:18,440
Speaker 1: receipts have been pissing me off lately. Actually, no, I

834
00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:20,760
Speaker 1: do know what's No, I know what it's referencing. Bitch.

835
00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:24,880
Speaker 1: Fuck receipts. Actually literally fuck receipts. If you give me

836
00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:27,560
Speaker 1: a receipt, I'm gonna freak out. Stop asking me. I

837
00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:29,799
Speaker 1: know it's your job, but stop asking me if I

838
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:32,280
Speaker 1: want a receipt. No, I don't want that fucking receipt.

839
00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:34,759
Speaker 1: Like I literally don't, and then it's like, oh, like

840
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:39,160
Speaker 1: you need them for taxes. Literally, no, I don't like literally.

841
00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:41,840
Speaker 3: No outdated idea to me at this point for the

842
00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:44,680
Speaker 3: most part, Like I understand receipts in terms of like

843
00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:47,080
Speaker 3: return and to keep track of what you've spent, but

844
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:51,200
Speaker 3: because so many things are like linked to accounts and emails,

845
00:38:51,719 --> 00:38:54,759
Speaker 3: just I always have my email linked to every.

846
00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:57,840
Speaker 2: Store, whether it's like it's Aphora a fucking Whole Foods,

847
00:38:57,840 --> 00:38:59,960
Speaker 2: like I will be knowing.

848
00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:01,920
Speaker 1: What I I have one bank account and I can

849
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:04,000
Speaker 1: go in and just keep tracking my spending in there,

850
00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:06,960
Speaker 1: Like I really, I do not need this fucking piece

851
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:09,600
Speaker 1: of paper covered in BPA horrormones.

852
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:12,400
Speaker 2: Like I don't believe in the I don't believe in

853
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:15,759
Speaker 2: the harassment against receipt ink, so I think it's pushing it.

854
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:18,719
Speaker 2: We have much greater things to deal with. Leave the

855
00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:21,960
Speaker 2: ink on receipts alone. No, that's like the bottom tier

856
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:22,799
Speaker 2: of what we gotta get.

857
00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:24,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the bottom tier. But it's still like a

858
00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:27,400
Speaker 1: thing that I think about when I'm touching receipts. I'm like,

859
00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:30,000
Speaker 1: I don't want this, Like why is this in my hand?

860
00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:31,759
Speaker 1: And then I think about the service workers that have

861
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:34,680
Speaker 1: to handle receipts all fucking day long, and I just feel, Yeah,

862
00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:37,120
Speaker 1: that is bad. I feel truly bad for them because

863
00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:40,279
Speaker 1: it's like they have to touch this vile, toxic piece

864
00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:43,560
Speaker 1: of fucking paper. But anyways, receipt Imagine me, I.

865
00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:45,400
Speaker 2: Have to touch this mic all the time.

866
00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:47,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it smells like you're fucking vagiant. But I

867
00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:49,719
Speaker 1: don't know why I said that. I really I don't

868
00:39:49,719 --> 00:39:52,760
Speaker 1: know why I said that, And I'm sorry. I'm sorry,

869
00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:56,600
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

870
00:39:57,040 --> 00:39:59,719
Speaker 3: Imagine those comments actually made me hella insecure about my

871
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:00,640
Speaker 3: gees smell.

872
00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:02,040
Speaker 2: I'm not kidding.

873
00:40:02,080 --> 00:40:04,640
Speaker 3: The smell of my vagina does not cross my mind

874
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:07,520
Speaker 3: wants a like ever, oh.

875
00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:09,520
Speaker 1: Baby cross his mind at least six times a day

876
00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:10,879
Speaker 1: when you're laying in my bed, like.

877
00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:12,759
Speaker 2: Especially with the heated blanket on.

878
00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:15,720
Speaker 3: It's like when you sit like nuggets under a hot

879
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:18,080
Speaker 3: light a hot lamp at a fast food restaurant.

880
00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:22,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like cooking, Like it's like salmon, raw salmon

881
00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:27,400
Speaker 1: being fried in the air fryer. Oh my god, cooking

882
00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:31,319
Speaker 1: fish in a microwave actually should be considered a war crime.

883
00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:32,840
Speaker 1: And I'm not kidding, like it really.

884
00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:34,360
Speaker 2: Should be fish in your house. Period.

885
00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:37,160
Speaker 3: Remember when I was cooking salmon all the time, I

886
00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:41,480
Speaker 3: had the house stick thinking the house was like humid

887
00:40:41,560 --> 00:40:42,160
Speaker 3: with the scent.

888
00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:44,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, like it was really an ocean breeze.

889
00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:47,440
Speaker 1: It was really not okay, it was it was not

890
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:51,400
Speaker 1: fucking okay. Well, there's one last thing that I need

891
00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:57,080
Speaker 1: to get off my chest before we go. And I

892
00:40:57,239 --> 00:41:03,720
Speaker 1: have had a spider in the corner of my kitchen,

893
00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:08,239
Speaker 1: of our kitchen for about six months now, seven months now,

894
00:41:08,719 --> 00:41:12,239
Speaker 1: and he just lives in the open air. I let

895
00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:14,480
Speaker 1: him do his thing. I let him make his webs,

896
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:17,279
Speaker 1: which you might be like, Drew, that's fucking crazy, like

897
00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:20,840
Speaker 1: why would you do that? WHOA. I was gonna go

898
00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:23,080
Speaker 1: and kill him one day, or like take down his web.

899
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:26,120
Speaker 1: And then I looked closer and I saw about fifty

900
00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:28,960
Speaker 1: fruitflies in his web. And then I thought to a

901
00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:31,719
Speaker 1: moment about four months prior where I was like, oh

902
00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:34,680
Speaker 1: my god, it's fruitfly season and I literally haven't seen

903
00:41:34,719 --> 00:41:37,920
Speaker 1: a single fruit fly in our house. Yeah, this spider

904
00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:44,080
Speaker 1: single handedly eradicated the entire fruitfly population in our kitchen

905
00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:46,560
Speaker 1: all on his own. So I was like, you know what,

906
00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:49,640
Speaker 1: like he's actually doing us a service, Like I don't

907
00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:51,719
Speaker 1: have to worry about these goddamn flies flying in my

908
00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:54,399
Speaker 1: fucking nose, And the spider gets to eat and he's

909
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:57,000
Speaker 1: mine in his own business. He's not poisonous, like he's

910
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:59,319
Speaker 1: not gonna bite me. He's just he literally stays in

911
00:41:59,320 --> 00:41:59,880
Speaker 1: that corner.

912
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:01,760
Speaker 2: Only society could take.

913
00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:07,160
Speaker 1: Notes exactly, exactly exactly. He just stays in that corner,

914
00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:10,360
Speaker 1: collects his bugs and just minds his own fucking business,

915
00:42:10,719 --> 00:42:13,680
Speaker 1: and like I mind my own business. And it was

916
00:42:13,719 --> 00:42:16,759
Speaker 1: like it was a very very symbiotic relationship, like I

917
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:19,080
Speaker 1: literally did not give a fuck at all. Well, I

918
00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:20,920
Speaker 1: started to girl like a love for him, Like I

919
00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:23,359
Speaker 1: really started to care for him, and like there it

920
00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:25,839
Speaker 1: was points where I was spraying water onto his thing

921
00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:27,480
Speaker 1: because I was like, how is he drinking water? Where's

922
00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:29,680
Speaker 1: he getting water from? Like do spiders drink water? I

923
00:42:29,719 --> 00:42:31,480
Speaker 1: was doing a bunch of research, so I put water

924
00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:34,800
Speaker 1: droplets on his webs, and like y'all, his web grew huge,

925
00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:37,279
Speaker 1: and like I was actually proud of him, and I.

926
00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:40,000
Speaker 2: Will say, I let Drew have that.

927
00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:42,800
Speaker 3: But it made the corner of our kitchen look fucking

928
00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:45,799
Speaker 3: batshit crazy. Every time I would clean, I would sit

929
00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:48,440
Speaker 3: in this kitchen for like two hours working my ass

930
00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:50,399
Speaker 3: off cleaning. Look around and I'm like, oh my god,

931
00:42:50,440 --> 00:42:53,120
Speaker 3: it's spotless in here. But then there's the biggest cobweb

932
00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:55,480
Speaker 3: you've ever seen your goddamn life in the corner.

933
00:42:55,560 --> 00:42:57,160
Speaker 1: Because it wasn't making for.

934
00:42:57,120 --> 00:43:02,160
Speaker 3: That pinterest like in so for the season webs. It

935
00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:04,400
Speaker 3: was making nasty, fucking dusty webs.

936
00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:07,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought his webs were bludded, like yeah, it

937
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:10,080
Speaker 1: was soggy bottom webs, like it was not giving.

938
00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:12,640
Speaker 2: C But but I understood what it meant for Drew.

939
00:43:12,719 --> 00:43:15,359
Speaker 1: So I so he was just chilling in there for

940
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:17,680
Speaker 1: months and months and months and months and months, and

941
00:43:17,719 --> 00:43:21,160
Speaker 1: then like we're supposed to do this like photo shoot

942
00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:23,120
Speaker 1: in our house this week, and so I was like, oh,

943
00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:25,200
Speaker 1: we should get like a professional cleaner to come in

944
00:43:25,239 --> 00:43:27,040
Speaker 1: and clean the house, and just like so it looks

945
00:43:27,120 --> 00:43:31,800
Speaker 1: nice and so it's not fucking scary and dusty and nasty.

946
00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:35,040
Speaker 1: So before the cleaner came out, was like, oh, I

947
00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:37,239
Speaker 1: need to put a note by the spider saying don't

948
00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:39,520
Speaker 1: kill him, because I really I really did not want

949
00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:41,840
Speaker 1: them to kill him, y'all.

950
00:43:43,719 --> 00:43:45,680
Speaker 2: They fucking decimated.

951
00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:50,720
Speaker 1: His ass, escimated him, like not a trace left. He's

952
00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:54,279
Speaker 1: not there anymore, Like literally they got his desk.

953
00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:55,960
Speaker 2: It's all could have been a dream.

954
00:43:56,120 --> 00:43:59,440
Speaker 4: He never exists, like and then they like moved a

955
00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:02,280
Speaker 4: bunch of shit into the corner so he couldn't remake

956
00:44:02,320 --> 00:44:05,560
Speaker 4: his web if he is alive, Like they fucked his

957
00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:07,960
Speaker 4: ass up in a crazy way.

958
00:44:08,160 --> 00:44:10,680
Speaker 1: And I'm not gonna lie. I actually cried. I literally

959
00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:13,680
Speaker 1: shed a tear. Josiah watched me cry over my goddamn

960
00:44:13,680 --> 00:44:17,239
Speaker 1: pet spider because like we did grow like a relationship,

961
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:20,520
Speaker 1: like we I gave him meals, I gave him water.

962
00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:22,120
Speaker 1: He was like a cat to me, Like I took

963
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:24,719
Speaker 1: care of him, like he was like Mayazol. And it's

964
00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:27,080
Speaker 1: the exact same as if a Zol died, like my

965
00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:27,879
Speaker 1: spiders down.

966
00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:31,800
Speaker 2: You need a fucking animal or something in your life.

967
00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:34,960
Speaker 1: Bro, Yeah, I really do. But it was, it was,

968
00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:39,400
Speaker 1: it was. It was a very dark time in my life,

969
00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:41,480
Speaker 1: especially while being concussed.

970
00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:47,560
Speaker 2: Like it's just too much to handle. Yeah, well I

971
00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:49,280
Speaker 2: slept for twenty four hours straight.

972
00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:57,640
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I don't know what happened Saturday. She slept Saturday, Saturday, Sunday.

973
00:44:57,719 --> 00:45:02,480
Speaker 1: What it day is? Saturday is Saturdayurday, Saturdays, weesday.

974
00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:07,759
Speaker 2: I don't know, yo, Drew, what are Saturdays for Saturday? No,

975
00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:08,960
Speaker 2: Saturdays are for.

976
00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:11,680
Speaker 1: The Saturday Sunday.

977
00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:14,080
Speaker 2: No Saturdays, We're gonna.

978
00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:16,120
Speaker 1: Saturday.

979
00:45:20,239 --> 00:45:23,440
Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't know why. I slept twenty four hours.

980
00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:28,560
Speaker 2: But on Friday night technically Saturday morning, at around two

981
00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:31,759
Speaker 2: thirty am, I went to bed and we were really

982
00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:33,160
Speaker 2: jet lagged, and we had a busy week.

983
00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:35,680
Speaker 3: That's why we didn't have an episode last week. And

984
00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:40,239
Speaker 3: I was so fucking tired because we had like such long,

985
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:42,480
Speaker 3: stupid ass like talking days, like we just had to

986
00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:43,160
Speaker 3: talk a bunch.

987
00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:44,760
Speaker 2: So I was just so tired.

988
00:45:45,239 --> 00:45:47,040
Speaker 3: I stayed up late so we could hang out with

989
00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:50,640
Speaker 3: Josie before we leave for like work and stuff, and

990
00:45:50,920 --> 00:45:53,040
Speaker 3: I go to sleep. I woke up at eleven, and

991
00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:54,960
Speaker 3: I felt like shit about waking up at eleven on

992
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:57,040
Speaker 3: a Saturday, even though my plan was to spend the

993
00:45:57,080 --> 00:46:01,200
Speaker 3: whole weekend just like lounging around and chilling. I woke

994
00:46:01,280 --> 00:46:03,879
Speaker 3: up at eleven, I took my medication, and I sat

995
00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:06,319
Speaker 3: back in bed. I knocked the fuck out. Woke up

996
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:09,680
Speaker 3: to Drew's haircut around like four pm, said a few

997
00:46:09,719 --> 00:46:12,839
Speaker 3: words him about that, knocked back out immediately. I had

998
00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:15,800
Speaker 3: full intentions on staying up. I just knocked back out.

999
00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:17,960
Speaker 1: And I thought we had a dinner later that night.

1000
00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:20,399
Speaker 1: So I ran to Endya's room and I was like, bro,

1001
00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:22,440
Speaker 1: it is seven, you got to wake up for dinner.

1002
00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:26,000
Speaker 1: And she woke up for about ten minutes.

1003
00:46:26,239 --> 00:46:28,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, and also mind you. I was like, I think

1004
00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:30,799
Speaker 2: I just got kind of sick, like I fully broke fever,

1005
00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:33,080
Speaker 2: because when I woke up originally at eleven, I had

1006
00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:36,360
Speaker 2: a crazy migraine. I felt nauseous. I had like swept

1007
00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:38,560
Speaker 2: through all my pajamas and all my layers, but I

1008
00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:40,920
Speaker 2: was still really cold. It was so weird. And then

1009
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:42,680
Speaker 2: Drew tried to wake me up again and he was like,

1010
00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:45,040
Speaker 2: I figured out that the dinner wasn't that night, and

1011
00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:46,520
Speaker 2: he was like, dude, you need to eat something. And

1012
00:46:46,520 --> 00:46:48,239
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, I'm gonna order something, like I'm

1013
00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:51,120
Speaker 2: gonna order soup. I got on my phone. I don't

1014
00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:53,520
Speaker 2: remember knocking out. I just knocked back out, and then

1015
00:46:53,520 --> 00:46:56,680
Speaker 2: I woke up again at eleven fifty pm, and I

1016
00:46:56,719 --> 00:46:58,640
Speaker 2: was like, holy shit, what is happening?

1017
00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:00,759
Speaker 3: But I couldn't stay up because it was already late

1018
00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:02,600
Speaker 3: and you were already asleep because I went to the bathroom,

1019
00:47:02,600 --> 00:47:04,279
Speaker 3: I didn't hear anything, and I was like, fuck, I

1020
00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:06,359
Speaker 3: guess I'd just go back to bed because it's not

1021
00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:07,359
Speaker 3: like there's anything open.

1022
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:08,880
Speaker 2: I don't have any food in the fridge. I'm just

1023
00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:09,879
Speaker 2: gonna go back to bed.

1024
00:47:10,200 --> 00:47:12,000
Speaker 3: I went back to bed, and I woke up at

1025
00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:13,680
Speaker 3: four am, and I was like, fuck, I need to

1026
00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:14,360
Speaker 3: at least sleep for.

1027
00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:14,960
Speaker 2: Two more hours.

1028
00:47:15,120 --> 00:47:16,719
Speaker 3: Slept for two more hours, and woke up and just

1029
00:47:16,719 --> 00:47:18,600
Speaker 3: started my day at six am, and I was just like,

1030
00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:20,279
Speaker 3: I've never done that.

1031
00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:21,520
Speaker 2: I've literally never done that.

1032
00:47:21,560 --> 00:47:22,440
Speaker 1: I mean, you were sick.

1033
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:24,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, I fully.

1034
00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:26,319
Speaker 3: Broke fever and I was sweating, and it felt nice.

1035
00:47:26,320 --> 00:47:28,279
Speaker 3: It kind of felt like again it was just going

1036
00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:31,600
Speaker 3: back to tradition. It felt like being like a fourteen

1037
00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:33,160
Speaker 3: year old who was going to die of the plague.

1038
00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:35,720
Speaker 3: And there was something about that that my like DNA,

1039
00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:37,719
Speaker 3: really yearned for and it felt really good.

1040
00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:39,960
Speaker 1: I kind of love being sick. I'm not gonna lie.

1041
00:47:40,080 --> 00:47:43,239
Speaker 1: I love like having a cold. Like actually, no, I

1042
00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:46,840
Speaker 1: fucking hate colds because I have like fucked up sinuses,

1043
00:47:46,880 --> 00:47:49,560
Speaker 1: so I'm clogged up for like three months after I

1044
00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:52,200
Speaker 1: get a cold. But like having like the flu or

1045
00:47:52,239 --> 00:47:54,359
Speaker 1: something is kind of like a vibe like I don't

1046
00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:56,440
Speaker 1: know there's something to it, just like I think it

1047
00:47:56,480 --> 00:47:58,359
Speaker 1: really just goes back to me wanting to be taken

1048
00:47:58,400 --> 00:47:58,560
Speaker 1: care of.

1049
00:47:58,719 --> 00:48:00,719
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, because the idea it sounds good

1050
00:48:00,719 --> 00:48:02,239
Speaker 3: to be taken care of, But I grew up in

1051
00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:04,600
Speaker 3: a family that didn't take being sick serious, so.

1052
00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:07,439
Speaker 2: I don't know what that feeling is like. And now

1053
00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:09,600
Speaker 2: I can't take care of people who are sick because

1054
00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:11,279
Speaker 2: I have I just have where I don't take it

1055
00:48:11,360 --> 00:48:13,280
Speaker 2: serious from them, and then I don't take it serious

1056
00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:13,880
Speaker 2: for myself.

1057
00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:16,439
Speaker 1: I just have preconceived notions of like what it means

1058
00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:18,640
Speaker 1: to be taken care of, like from like movies.

1059
00:48:19,080 --> 00:48:19,480
Speaker 2: Yeah I know.

1060
00:48:19,560 --> 00:48:21,440
Speaker 3: I'm like, I want somebody to come and put a

1061
00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:23,080
Speaker 3: wet rag on my head and tuk me.

1062
00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:28,680
Speaker 1: Like if if I was sick and there no one

1063
00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:31,520
Speaker 1: else in my family was sick, I would be eating

1064
00:48:31,520 --> 00:48:34,040
Speaker 1: spaghetti for dinner with everybody else. I wouldn't get a

1065
00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:36,680
Speaker 1: special little meal. Yeah no, no, they would be like,

1066
00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:38,720
Speaker 1: you're either eating spaghetti or you're not eating.

1067
00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:40,879
Speaker 2: Yeah. They'd be like, come sit up at the.

1068
00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:44,600
Speaker 1: Time and projectile vomiting red spaghetti all over the counter

1069
00:48:44,760 --> 00:48:48,040
Speaker 1: has literally since that moment, I have not eaten spaghetti.

1070
00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:50,080
Speaker 2: I love a good spaghetti though.

1071
00:48:50,239 --> 00:48:57,480
Speaker 3: M Well, no infantilization with this comment. But my dream

1072
00:48:57,600 --> 00:49:00,920
Speaker 3: is to get given a bath. Like you know what

1073
00:49:01,080 --> 00:49:04,480
Speaker 3: really triggered that like want for it was in.

1074
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:06,200
Speaker 1: You, let me give you a bath. Let me give

1075
00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:08,000
Speaker 1: you a bath. I'll give you a bath. Come on,

1076
00:49:08,160 --> 00:49:13,799
Speaker 1: I'll like rub everywhere everywhere, and I can give you.

1077
00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:14,640
Speaker 2: Fucking touching me.

1078
00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:18,480
Speaker 3: Maybe that's why I like taking baths with my like

1079
00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:21,080
Speaker 3: girlfriends who I love, because it feels like being like

1080
00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:23,120
Speaker 3: sisters like to me, like taking a bath with a

1081
00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:26,320
Speaker 3: sibling is like so cute. But what triggered that thought

1082
00:49:26,360 --> 00:49:30,000
Speaker 3: for me was in Penn fifteen when Maya's mom gives

1083
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,200
Speaker 3: her a bath in that really nice bathroom. I love

1084
00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:35,560
Speaker 3: that bathroom in the mood in the show. It's like

1085
00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:38,960
Speaker 3: a Japanese style bathroom, which is my dream bathroom. And

1086
00:49:40,239 --> 00:49:42,600
Speaker 3: she gives her a bath, and it's such a cute

1087
00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:44,200
Speaker 3: moment and her and her mom are taking a bath,

1088
00:49:44,280 --> 00:49:45,719
Speaker 3: and I really want that because I wish I had

1089
00:49:45,719 --> 00:49:46,080
Speaker 3: a mom.

1090
00:49:46,520 --> 00:49:50,520
Speaker 2: Okay, well, happy Thanksgiving guys. I hope you had a

1091
00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:52,560
Speaker 2: good Thanksgiving. I hope you ate lots of food.

1092
00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:56,080
Speaker 1: What is it gonna take for me to do something

1093
00:49:57,120 --> 00:50:03,520
Speaker 1: like I? I will literally for weeks be like, Oh yeah,

1094
00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:05,160
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna go do this, or I'm gonna

1095
00:50:05,200 --> 00:50:06,920
Speaker 1: do that, or I'm gonna start this painting or I'm

1096
00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:09,000
Speaker 1: gonna finish this painting. I'm gonna wake up tomorrow and

1097
00:50:09,040 --> 00:50:11,480
Speaker 1: do it. And I'm just gonna fucking do it and

1098
00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:15,360
Speaker 1: get it done, y'all. I've been talking about this goddamn painting,

1099
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:17,640
Speaker 1: and every single night before I go to bed, I'm like, oh,

1100
00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:19,600
Speaker 1: I have some time tomorrow, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna

1101
00:50:19,640 --> 00:50:22,560
Speaker 1: wake up and I'm gonna go start painting. Bitch. It

1102
00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:27,040
Speaker 1: has been three weeks. Two it's almost been two months.

1103
00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:30,160
Speaker 1: It's almost been two whole months since I've picked up

1104
00:50:30,200 --> 00:50:32,040
Speaker 1: that fucking paint brush to paint, And every single night

1105
00:50:32,040 --> 00:50:34,120
Speaker 1: before I go to bed, I'm like, I'm gonna paint tomorrow.

1106
00:50:34,239 --> 00:50:38,319
Speaker 1: There's something seriously, seriously seriously wrong with me and I

1107
00:50:38,360 --> 00:50:41,279
Speaker 1: cannot do anything and it pisses me the fuck off.

1108
00:50:41,440 --> 00:50:44,560
Speaker 1: And if you have any goddamn fucking advice for me

1109
00:50:44,920 --> 00:50:47,759
Speaker 1: other than adderall, because I was on adderall in high

1110
00:50:47,760 --> 00:50:51,480
Speaker 1: school for my add and it made me wallpaper and

1111
00:50:51,520 --> 00:50:53,560
Speaker 1: I wanted to kill myself and I wanted to jump

1112
00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:56,400
Speaker 1: out of the window in my bedroom. I don't know

1113
00:50:56,400 --> 00:50:59,600
Speaker 1: how y'all bitches do it. It really really really turns

1114
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:01,840
Speaker 1: off my brain in a way that's like not fun.

1115
00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:03,120
Speaker 2: No, Adderall is the devil.

1116
00:51:03,239 --> 00:51:06,160
Speaker 3: Adderall will make me if I'm driving my car when

1117
00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:09,160
Speaker 3: I'm coming down from Adderall, it will make me decide

1118
00:51:09,160 --> 00:51:10,520
Speaker 3: whether or not I'm going to crash.

1119
00:51:10,280 --> 00:51:13,080
Speaker 2: Into a polan in my life. Yeah, it's and it's

1120
00:51:13,120 --> 00:51:14,040
Speaker 2: like really hard not to.

1121
00:51:15,080 --> 00:51:20,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, well, Drew Syop, you telling me a

1122
00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:28,960
Speaker 1: crab goon to this rag crab rangoon hashtag the underscore.

1123
00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:36,000
Speaker 2: Do salami meat tastes like nickels and quarters?

1124
00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:38,600
Speaker 1: Yeah? It does? I can, and sometimes I feel like

1125
00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:40,040
Speaker 1: I'm eating like a rubber bone.

1126
00:51:40,200 --> 00:51:41,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, I really.

1127
00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:43,480
Speaker 3: Don't like I like salami meat, but the taste it

1128
00:51:43,600 --> 00:51:45,400
Speaker 3: leaves in my mouth makes me feel like I just

1129
00:51:45,440 --> 00:51:46,600
Speaker 3: went outside and fucking.

1130
00:51:46,400 --> 00:51:47,080
Speaker 2: Bit a cat.

1131
00:51:47,440 --> 00:51:50,600
Speaker 1: Yeah that a cat tendon like.

1132
00:51:54,520 --> 00:51:56,439
Speaker 2: The cat. Don't make me bite the cat.

1133
00:51:56,640 --> 00:52:01,719
Speaker 1: Don't make me drink alone. Don't make me drink alone? Well, shit,

1134
00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:04,000
Speaker 1: where are my SOPs? There was one that Oh, here

1135
00:52:04,080 --> 00:52:10,880
Speaker 1: we go. This is a tweet from Christopher at Molock Official.

1136
00:52:12,760 --> 00:52:15,840
Speaker 1: It's increasingly clear that Ellen de Generes was at an

1137
00:52:15,960 --> 00:52:21,279
Speaker 1: environ or it is it's It's increasingly clear that Ellen

1138
00:52:21,320 --> 00:52:26,279
Speaker 1: de Generess was an environmentally significant apex predator in the

1139
00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:42,000
Speaker 1: media ecosystem. She'd have already extracted or she'd have no,

1140
00:52:42,080 --> 00:52:43,360
Speaker 1: I got it, I got it, I got it, I

1141
00:52:43,360 --> 00:52:47,040
Speaker 1: can do it, I can do it. It's increasingly clear

1142
00:52:47,160 --> 00:52:51,960
Speaker 1: that Ellen DeGeneres was an environmentally significant apex predator in

1143
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:56,920
Speaker 1: the media ecosystem. She'd have extracted all entertainment value from

1144
00:52:56,960 --> 00:53:00,640
Speaker 1: the hawk Tua Girl in a three minute segment and

1145
00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:08,560
Speaker 1: banished her back to anninemy, maintaining ecological balance. Oh my

1146
00:53:08,640 --> 00:53:10,400
Speaker 1: fucking god, it.

1147
00:53:10,320 --> 00:53:12,160
Speaker 2: Is the realist twet ever, though.

1148
00:53:11,960 --> 00:53:22,920
Speaker 1: It is extremely, extremely, extremely real and Ellen degenerous. You

1149
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:25,799
Speaker 1: must die, Oh my gosh, she must die.

1150
00:53:26,560 --> 00:53:26,920
Speaker 2: Well.

1151
00:53:27,840 --> 00:53:30,560
Speaker 3: When Drew doesn't speak at my funeral, it is not

1152
00:53:30,680 --> 00:53:31,880
Speaker 3: because he is a psychopath.

1153
00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:33,880
Speaker 2: It is because he cannot be trusted to go up

1154
00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:35,200
Speaker 2: to a microphone with any rink.

1155
00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:38,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it'll either have to come from my heart

1156
00:53:38,760 --> 00:53:43,239
Speaker 1: or not happen at all. And like babe, nothing of

1157
00:53:43,360 --> 00:53:46,680
Speaker 1: significance comes from my heart. We are living in insincerity epidemic,

1158
00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:49,240
Speaker 1: and I fear I am at the forefront of that issue.

1159
00:53:50,080 --> 00:53:52,759
Speaker 1: And I don't think I've been authentic or real with

1160
00:53:52,920 --> 00:53:56,319
Speaker 1: myself or y'all once in the last four years, let

1161
00:53:56,320 --> 00:53:59,080
Speaker 1: alone my entire life. I don't know if I am

1162
00:53:59,160 --> 00:54:01,800
Speaker 1: a real person, and I think I am a character,

1163
00:54:01,880 --> 00:54:05,440
Speaker 1: and I think I'm lost in myself and I can't escape.

1164
00:54:05,680 --> 00:54:08,840
Speaker 1: But when I try to, my brain developed inside of

1165
00:54:08,880 --> 00:54:11,440
Speaker 1: this character. So I don't know if I am myself

1166
00:54:11,560 --> 00:54:12,600
Speaker 1: or if I am a character.

1167
00:54:16,040 --> 00:54:16,600
Speaker 6: I know you.

1168
00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:19,359
Speaker 1: Artsy girl Pussy will have you watch in a twenty

1169
00:54:19,400 --> 00:54:21,040
Speaker 1: four films and reading.

1170
00:54:24,080 --> 00:54:25,920
Speaker 2: So it'll have you do the bare minimum.

1171
00:54:25,960 --> 00:54:29,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, am I schizophrenic? Or is everyone kind of an op?

1172
00:54:30,960 --> 00:54:35,480
Speaker 1: Kind of an op? Congrats this time next year, you'll

1173
00:54:35,520 --> 00:54:38,719
Speaker 1: be paying ten cents less for milk. Also, your girlfriend

1174
00:54:38,760 --> 00:54:41,040
Speaker 1: is dead from sepsis and you've been drafted.

1175
00:54:44,680 --> 00:54:45,239
Speaker 6: This is like me.

1176
00:54:45,280 --> 00:54:46,840
Speaker 1: I think I've read this one before, but I have

1177
00:54:46,920 --> 00:54:49,640
Speaker 1: to do it again. I just called the Chinese place

1178
00:54:49,680 --> 00:54:52,720
Speaker 1: and said I need twenty five thousand wings. They said

1179
00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:53,440
Speaker 1: ten minutes.

1180
00:54:56,640 --> 00:54:57,200
Speaker 2: That's good.

1181
00:54:57,560 --> 00:54:58,880
Speaker 1: And then it's this emoji.

1182
00:55:01,840 --> 00:55:06,080
Speaker 3: My curse of the week goes honestly like, I haven't

1183
00:55:06,120 --> 00:55:06,360
Speaker 3: had a.

1184
00:55:06,400 --> 00:55:09,319
Speaker 2: Volatile week, Like, there's no way you've been pretty chill. Yeah,

1185
00:55:09,360 --> 00:55:11,279
Speaker 2: there's no one. You guys are lucky this time. There's

1186
00:55:11,320 --> 00:55:16,919
Speaker 2: no one to curse. I can't think of anybody to curse. Yeah,

1187
00:55:16,920 --> 00:55:18,000
Speaker 2: I have a curseless week.

1188
00:55:18,680 --> 00:55:21,440
Speaker 1: No, there's gotta be someone out there that needs to

1189
00:55:21,480 --> 00:55:25,440
Speaker 1: be cursed, like pop culturely like I mean it's been

1190
00:55:25,440 --> 00:55:29,560
Speaker 1: We've been pretty chill like as a society, like recently,

1191
00:55:29,560 --> 00:55:32,719
Speaker 1: Wicked has definitely tamed the mind. Yeah, I want to

1192
00:55:32,760 --> 00:55:34,279
Speaker 1: see that goddamn movie so bad.

1193
00:55:34,680 --> 00:55:35,240
Speaker 2: I don't.

1194
00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:46,520
Speaker 1: Oh media popular.

1195
00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:48,040
Speaker 2: I honestly don't have media.

1196
00:55:48,160 --> 00:55:55,160
Speaker 1: You're gotta be popula ride, Brightest Horse in your Simple Sugar.

1197
00:55:55,160 --> 00:55:58,239
Speaker 2: Hay Love by the Telphonics, give me just a little

1198
00:55:58,239 --> 00:56:02,720
Speaker 2: more time, Chairman of the boar Um.

1199
00:56:02,760 --> 00:56:03,080
Speaker 5: That's it.

1200
00:56:03,160 --> 00:56:12,000
Speaker 1: Oh ba babee um, I'm gonna say Frosty b York

1201
00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:18,360
Speaker 1: Till I Die, The Beach Boys and Requiem for a Father,

1202
00:56:18,480 --> 00:56:21,719
Speaker 1: The Dirty Column, Oh thirty thousand, one hundred million by

1203
00:56:21,719 --> 00:56:28,600
Speaker 1: Soldier Boy and Little Bee. Ummmm, Hoe Cakes MF doom.

1204
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:33,360
Speaker 1: Yeah right, I honestly, uh did I watch any movies?

1205
00:56:33,840 --> 00:56:36,279
Speaker 1: I know I watched like eight movies on the airplane,

1206
00:56:36,360 --> 00:56:43,600
Speaker 1: I watched the Notebook finally. Wow, really wow. I thought

1207
00:56:43,640 --> 00:56:46,600
Speaker 1: y'all bitches were joking and exaggerating, but I fear. I

1208
00:56:46,680 --> 00:56:48,680
Speaker 1: cried and I shed a few tears.

1209
00:56:49,040 --> 00:56:50,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, I need to watch the movie. I haven't seen

1210
00:56:50,960 --> 00:56:52,000
Speaker 2: it since I was like twelve.

1211
00:56:52,080 --> 00:56:54,799
Speaker 1: But then I immediately forgot about it because something even

1212
00:56:54,800 --> 00:56:57,240
Speaker 1: more said happened to me and YA deleted every picture

1213
00:56:57,239 --> 00:56:58,319
Speaker 1: I've ever taken off of me.

1214
00:56:58,360 --> 00:57:01,240
Speaker 2: He got it back, he got it back. I deleted

1215
00:57:01,280 --> 00:57:01,920
Speaker 2: every picture.

1216
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:07,480
Speaker 1: It was ninety dollars iteah, because I had to download

1217
00:57:07,480 --> 00:57:09,520
Speaker 1: the software and they wouldn't let me do it for free.

1218
00:57:10,600 --> 00:57:10,839
Speaker 7: Pop.

1219
00:57:11,719 --> 00:57:15,239
Speaker 1: But I could have gone to Sammy's camera, but I

1220
00:57:15,239 --> 00:57:17,240
Speaker 1: didn't find out until after I got them back. But

1221
00:57:17,960 --> 00:57:20,919
Speaker 1: fun fact, if you delete all the camera photos off

1222
00:57:20,960 --> 00:57:25,520
Speaker 1: your SD card on accident, don't format it, do not

1223
00:57:25,720 --> 00:57:28,040
Speaker 1: take any more pictures, take it immediately out of your

1224
00:57:28,080 --> 00:57:31,360
Speaker 1: camera and set it on the desk. Don't rewrite any

1225
00:57:31,440 --> 00:57:37,640
Speaker 1: data on it. Then take that SD card. Oh, then

1226
00:57:37,680 --> 00:57:40,600
Speaker 1: take that SD card to your local camera shop or

1227
00:57:40,640 --> 00:57:42,560
Speaker 1: call them before and say I need all the pictures

1228
00:57:42,600 --> 00:57:44,880
Speaker 1: put back on my SD card. Or you can go

1229
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:49,600
Speaker 1: online and find a software that will do it for you,

1230
00:57:51,360 --> 00:57:53,200
Speaker 1: but you had to pay eighty bucks, but it worked.

1231
00:57:53,520 --> 00:57:56,160
Speaker 1: Some of the pictures are glitched and like lime green,

1232
00:57:56,240 --> 00:57:59,720
Speaker 1: but like for the most part, my favorite pictures were untouched.

1233
00:58:00,400 --> 00:58:03,080
Speaker 2: Untouched XO, let.

1234
00:58:03,040 --> 00:58:04,280
Speaker 1: Me polish your pearl.

1235
00:58:06,160 --> 00:58:09,040
Speaker 2: What the hell I saw? I saw the TV Glow.

1236
00:58:09,120 --> 00:58:11,280
Speaker 2: That was a good one. I saw Girlfriends. It was

1237
00:58:11,320 --> 00:58:13,680
Speaker 2: really good, but it was kind of slow, but it

1238
00:58:13,760 --> 00:58:14,840
Speaker 2: was good. It was good.

1239
00:58:14,960 --> 00:58:18,480
Speaker 1: Nonetheless, I saw this thing called Gabe Horn.

1240
00:58:19,400 --> 00:58:19,800
Speaker 2: What is that?

1241
00:58:20,600 --> 00:58:24,840
Speaker 1: It's like when a man and another man do sex.

1242
00:58:25,160 --> 00:58:25,640
Speaker 2: Is that real?

1243
00:58:26,560 --> 00:58:26,800
Speaker 6: Yeah?

1244
00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:29,600
Speaker 1: No, that has to be a bitches need to stop

1245
00:58:29,680 --> 00:58:32,800
Speaker 1: saying small world and just say I fucked him too,

1246
00:58:34,960 --> 00:58:35,840
Speaker 1: all right bye.

1247
00:59:00,080 --> 00:59:00,280
Speaker 2: Height