Speaker 1: Looking Jebels second date date. I'm sure all of us
Speaker 1: have been in that situation before, where you're out and
Speaker 1: then somebody comes up to you and they're like, hey,
Speaker 1: you remember me and you can't think of their name.
Speaker 1: That's the worst. How do you handle that? Normally I
Speaker 1: have my bodyguard punched them in the face, which is
Speaker 1: why I don't have a lot of friends anymore. But
Speaker 1: it's always tough to figure out how you handa that
Speaker 1: you're like, hey, yeah, of course I remember you. There,
Speaker 1: here you are. And that's what happened to Penny, who's
Speaker 1: on the phone today for a second date update. Her
Speaker 1: email said that she ran into an old friend, but
Speaker 1: he didn't really remember her. I guess I still ended
Speaker 1: up going out on a date though. What's up, Penny?
Speaker 1: How are you good? How are you not? Bad? Man?
Speaker 1: Was that moment awkward when you realize that this guy
Speaker 1: that you were excited to see didn't know who you were? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was really awkward, especially because I thought I would
Speaker 1: have been the moable because we were like sort of friends,
Speaker 1: A little dude that's missed up. So you knew him
Speaker 1: from middle school? You said, yeah, yeah, we knew each
Speaker 1: other in middle school, and we didn't really hang out
Speaker 1: in the same groups, but like if we had a
Speaker 1: class together and we didn't know a lot of other people,
Speaker 1: we would usually like try and sit next to each
Speaker 1: other because he was always like really funny and would
Speaker 1: make me laughter and class. So wait, did you just
Speaker 1: like randomly run into him out and about Yeah, I
Speaker 1: was that this fair thing, and I saw somebody that
Speaker 1: looked like him, and then when I got close enough
Speaker 1: that I was like pretty sure with him by profile,
Speaker 1: I just like said the name Christian loudly and he
Speaker 1: turned around and then I know it was definitely him.
Speaker 1: So that could have been kind of weird the way
Speaker 1: you did that walking around Christian. Look, if there's a
Speaker 1: big group of people, I figure, like you say a name,
Speaker 1: like somebody might just think you're talking to somebody behind them.
Speaker 1: So what happened After you said his name? He turned
Speaker 1: around and you know that looks people have where they're like,
Speaker 1: a crap, this person knows me and I definitely can't
Speaker 1: place them, but their face is kind of familiar. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he definitely had that in his eyes. So I sort
Speaker 1: of started talking and then I just realized he could
Speaker 1: not remember my name, So I told him who I was, okay,
Speaker 1: and then after you told him your name was Penny,
Speaker 1: did he remember you or was he still like no,
Speaker 1: not ringing a bell. No, he remembered, but you could
Speaker 1: tell it was like an effort of like opening an
Speaker 1: old file cabinet. I remember. So what was that like
Speaker 1: for you? I mean, were you insulted or were you
Speaker 1: fine with it? Well? I don't know. I feel like
Speaker 1: he looked really cute. So I was like a little
Speaker 1: you're hot enough that I'm going to let that one slide. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like I was a little bummed about it, but I
Speaker 1: wasn't gonna like slip that determine from talking to him.
Speaker 1: So how the conversation go after he finally remembered who
Speaker 1: you were? It was fine. It was very like small talk.
Speaker 1: He just looked really good, like he she grew up
Speaker 1: really well. He lost a little bit of the baby fat,
Speaker 1: which I when he said out loud and I probably
Speaker 1: shouldn't have. Yeah, wow, good job, way to overcome it,
Speaker 1: y and be good looking when you got older. Yeah. Well, anyway,
Speaker 1: so I just told him that I thought he looked
Speaker 1: really good, and then he kind of said the same back, say,
Speaker 1: did you guys go out on an actual date, or
Speaker 1: did you just hang out at the fair and have
Speaker 1: weird conversations about how much weight you've lost. No, we
Speaker 1: talked for like five minutes, and then our friends were
Speaker 1: kind of trying to like go to different things. So
Speaker 1: he just said we should hang out some time, and
Speaker 1: he let me pick the restaurant and we just like
Speaker 1: so we could continue chatting and kind of catching up
Speaker 1: and yeah, okay, and how was the date. It started
Speaker 1: out really well, we kind of like reminisced a little,
Speaker 1: and then it got a little awkward, kind of in
Speaker 1: the middle. A friend of mine, a guy friend of mine,
Speaker 1: ended up being at the same restaurant and he came
Speaker 1: over and sat down with us at the table. You
Speaker 1: run into people that you know all over the place.
Speaker 1: I know, it's weird he just sat down at your table. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's hard to like, if you knew him,
Speaker 1: you would be like, yeah, that makes sense. But it
Speaker 1: was awkward because we're kind of like right in the
Speaker 1: middle of the date, right. Yeah. But then I don't know,
Speaker 1: I sort of thought it's like a positive because he
Speaker 1: gets to see somebody that I work in the same industry.
Speaker 1: With he got to learn a little bit about me
Speaker 1: and just kind of like see that I, you know,
Speaker 1: have like a community around me and stuff, and it
Speaker 1: shows that you're like a popular person. Yeah, like I
Speaker 1: have friends. I'm not weird. Did he stay for a
Speaker 1: long time? He probably stayed for a good fifteen minute.
Speaker 1: You're like, hey, you're dropping hints all over the place.
Speaker 1: I'm monaged. Yeah, but it honestly didn't feel like fifteen minutes.
Speaker 1: Like I was surprised when I realized it was it.
Speaker 1: We all got along really well. Like, it wasn't until
Speaker 1: after he left that it kind of started to feel
Speaker 1: like maybe it disrupted the date a little bit. Do
Speaker 1: you think it could have been the French kiss? When
Speaker 1: you when you kissed your friend about that didn't say that,
Speaker 1: Why are you imagining your head right now? That's not
Speaker 1: what happened. I thought, that's like you, it's a coworker's
Speaker 1: naturally what happens when they goodbye. So so not that
Speaker 1: all right. But Christian couldn't have been upset by that.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's out of your control. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: think he was upset. It was just like you could
Speaker 1: just tell he was kind of uncomfortable, Like maybe it
Speaker 1: ruined the momentum of the evening. It kind of plucked
Speaker 1: hose from there, Like it was like an awkward side
Speaker 1: hug when we left. Oh, so I was going to
Speaker 1: ask you that was my next question. Sted in awkward
Speaker 1: side hug, that's usually a great sign. No, Yeah, at
Speaker 1: the end of the day. Yeah, man, you know what,
Speaker 1: maybe he hasn't grown up very much. Maybe he's still
Speaker 1: awkward around girls, and like it was uncomfortable for him
Speaker 1: to give you a hug. Maybe. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: felt really good about the date in general, so I
Speaker 1: didn't really know like if he thought I was like
Speaker 1: dating the other guy, or it was interested in the
Speaker 1: other guy, or a fact I was interested in me.
Speaker 1: I just didn't really I could. It was really hard
Speaker 1: to read him at the end of like how he
Speaker 1: thought the date went. And have you talked to him?
Speaker 1: Since I've tried, I've reached out a couple of times,
Speaker 1: and I feel like it's kind of gotten the brush
Speaker 1: off a little. So I just kind of want to
Speaker 1: get ahold of it and see if I can like
Speaker 1: explain my side and just clear the air. If that
Speaker 1: guy with the issue, you know, I wouldn't get panicked
Speaker 1: about it because that guy might not be the issue.
Speaker 1: There could be a slew of other issues that you
Speaker 1: don't know about it. Yeah, maybe I just it wasn't
Speaker 1: as good on his side of my thought. I was
Speaker 1: gonna tell her it sounds really salvageable, but apparently not.
Speaker 1: You never know, all right, Hope, Yeah, all right, we'll
Speaker 1: play a song, come back, and then call him and
Speaker 1: get your second date update. All right, Okay, okay, hang
Speaker 1: looking jubil in the morning. All Right, we're right in
Speaker 1: the middle of a second date update. And if you
Speaker 1: miss the first part, Penny is on the phone and
Speaker 1: she's upset because she's not getting a call back from
Speaker 1: a middle schooler that she went on a date with. Sorry,
Speaker 1: probably clarify, Penny, unless you don't want me to clarify. No,
Speaker 1: please do Okay, Penny, we're out with a dude named Christian.
Speaker 1: They actually know each other from middle school. She saw
Speaker 1: him at a fair her and she yelled out his name.
Speaker 1: She was like, hey, Christian, and he didn't really remember
Speaker 1: her until they started talking. They ended up going out
Speaker 1: to dinner and having a fun time. She does think
Speaker 1: the reason that he might not be calling back is
Speaker 1: because one of her friends kind of showed up and
Speaker 1: sat down for like fifteen minutes in the middle of
Speaker 1: the date, and it might have been kind of strange.
Speaker 1: But other than that, we have no idea why he's
Speaker 1: blown her off. I think that you are going to
Speaker 1: get a second DA out of this, and that there's
Speaker 1: some like reasonable explanation for all of it. I hope so,
Speaker 1: because like he's really cute and it's funny, and I
Speaker 1: don't know, it'd be nice to see him again. Yea,
Speaker 1: all right, I'm gonna die. It's fun him right now?
Speaker 1: Here we go. Hello, I gotta speak to Christian please, Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is Christian. Oh, Christian cool. I just want to
Speaker 1: say that you don't know me, but I know you
Speaker 1: very well. Okay, that comes off creepy. What is this?
Speaker 1: What is this? Who's calling? That's a really loaded question, Christian?
Speaker 1: Who is anybody really? You know? Don't get philosophic? I mean,
Speaker 1: who are we all? Like, I don't have a lot
Speaker 1: of time. I'm on lunch. I just love to know
Speaker 1: what's gone. All right, Well, I was trying to give
Speaker 1: you some food for thought over your lunch break, but
Speaker 1: I guess not Christian. Christian, my name is Jewel from
Speaker 1: brook and Jewel in the Morning. It's a radio show, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: And that would be why I started off the phone
Speaker 1: call with stupid jokes instead of just having a conversation.
Speaker 1: Is there something you guys need from me? He's like,
Speaker 1: you're an expert on this. I guess we all need Christian. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what do we need in the joke is over? Yes, Christian,
Speaker 1: don't hang up. There is something that we need from you.
Speaker 1: We actually got an email about you from one of
Speaker 1: our listeners and they asked us to call you. Really,
Speaker 1: Are you being serious? I don't know, Christian. What is yes? Yes? Serious?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I don't even have the patience for
Speaker 1: him right now, Christian. I'm sorry, Christian, I'm being serious.
Speaker 1: One of our listeners emailed us because they want to
Speaker 1: us to contact you, all right. Who her name is Penny?
Speaker 1: And you guys actually know each other from middle school
Speaker 1: and then you guys went out on a date. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, honestly, I just I want Penny to leave
Speaker 1: me alone. No, that is not the response I was
Speaker 1: hoping for. A Christian. What Christian? I really I'm sorry, guys. No,
Speaker 1: offense to you, But I don't. I don't need to
Speaker 1: hear from her again. You don't, Well, why why are
Speaker 1: you so upset? We talked to her. She sounded nice.
Speaker 1: She scammed me. I don't know that. That's all I
Speaker 1: have to say, Sam. She said, you guys had a
Speaker 1: lovely dinner date, and you're cute and you make her
Speaker 1: laugh Like whoa, what a scam. That's really sweet of her,
Speaker 1: But that is not how our night went. Well what happened?
Speaker 1: Because we talked to her and she said everything was cool. Well,
Speaker 1: did she tell you about her friend who sat down
Speaker 1: at the table? She did, Yeah, And did she tell
Speaker 1: you that they attempted to scam me? No? S she
Speaker 1: didn't tell us that. What do you mean, Well, both
Speaker 1: of them were clearly part of some you know, those
Speaker 1: things like multi level marketing schemes, like pyramid schemes, you know,
Speaker 1: and they tried to run one on me at the table.
Speaker 1: What wait, they like tried to get you to buy
Speaker 1: some cleaning products or like a pair of ladies tights
Speaker 1: or something, and you weren't into it. No, Actually it
Speaker 1: was water filters. They're trying to they're trying to sell
Speaker 1: you water filters. Yeah, not a joke, Like they were
Speaker 1: trying to sell me some pure is Amazonian rain water
Speaker 1: water filters. It sounds like you're upset about that. I
Speaker 1: think it sounds fabulous. Oh come on, are you sure
Speaker 1: you didn't just misconstrue what they were talking about their
Speaker 1: work and you just thought that they were pitching you
Speaker 1: or something. It was just way too coincidental, like, oh,
Speaker 1: her friend comes over to the table. Oh, they both
Speaker 1: loved selling water filters. Oh, they want me to sell
Speaker 1: water filters. Oh you have a pamphlet on how to
Speaker 1: sell water filters. Oh wow, what next? Okay, Chris, this
Speaker 1: is Penny on the phone. I don't feel like I'm
Speaker 1: really being fairly represented right now. Am I allowed to
Speaker 1: cut in? Well if even if you weren't, you just
Speaker 1: did so, that's fine. You're on the phone now. Well,
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm being dragged in by in the
Speaker 1: MUDs and I wanted to defend myself. Why is she
Speaker 1: on the phone? Are you guys? This is this all
Speaker 1: part of this dam Are you all trying to sell
Speaker 1: me water filters? But no, Christian, not yet, not yet,
Speaker 1: at least we're not in the water filter business. But
Speaker 1: it sounds like Penny is, but we did sort of
Speaker 1: scam you because yeah, she's been on the phone listening
Speaker 1: this whole time. I'm just like really surprised, Chris, Like
Speaker 1: that just sounds I feel like you're making it sound
Speaker 1: like I was there to sell you a water filter.
Speaker 1: It was like my friend just happened to be there,
Speaker 1: And like, just because we like what we do, doesn't
Speaker 1: mean that we're trying to sell you a water filter
Speaker 1: or like make you a water filter salesman. Like, do
Speaker 1: I think it's like a really great gig. Yes, but
Speaker 1: like listen, you just you gotta put yourself in my shoes.
Speaker 1: It was all way too coincidental in there, Penny, Like, oh,
Speaker 1: I think he's just at our table and has a
Speaker 1: pamphlet to show me how to sell water filters. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I have. Honestly, I have three pamphlets in
Speaker 1: my purse right now. You just like walk around with them.
Speaker 1: That's part of it is so weird. Yeah, it's weird.
Speaker 1: It's like carrying a business card. It's not like carrying
Speaker 1: a business card, Penny, because you're trying to involve everyone
Speaker 1: around you, and you're like little pyramid scheme and it's
Speaker 1: not everyone wants to be a part of it. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to involve everyone. I'm just saying like,
Speaker 1: if somebody I like wants to be a part of it,
Speaker 1: like I want to give him the opportunity to. And
Speaker 1: I wasn't even the one that brought it up. He did.
Speaker 1: It's not like I was trying to sell you anything. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you were the one who was like, Wow, you
Speaker 1: should totally do this. It's such easy money. You can
Speaker 1: keep your day job and make I don't know, you
Speaker 1: had all these statistics that you were pulling out that
Speaker 1: felt like they turned into you trying to make money,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. It's just trying to be honest,
Speaker 1: Like I wasn't trying to sell you. And that's genuinely
Speaker 1: how I feel. You can make an extra five. Granted,
Speaker 1: I'm like, that's not a joke. Look, yes, Penny, I
Speaker 1: want to believe you because otherwise I had a good time.
Speaker 1: But the coincidences were just one after the other, and
Speaker 1: it made it so strange. I feel like it was
Speaker 1: one coincidence that he showed up. That he showed up,
Speaker 1: and you do like a bad commercial, like running through
Speaker 1: a bit is what made it feel weird, Enny, But
Speaker 1: it was the things you said in the fifteen minutes,
Speaker 1: felt like I was watching some happy Go Lucky commercial
Speaker 1: on television. I mean, I'm honestly Persian. I don't know
Speaker 1: what to tell you, like it was a coincidence, but
Speaker 1: it's like after we started talking, you actually seem genuinely
Speaker 1: interested in potentially selling, which is why we kept going
Speaker 1: like are you are you still trying to tell me
Speaker 1: on this? And no, I was never interested, not even
Speaker 1: then and certainly not now. I just wanted to go
Speaker 1: out in the date with you. I mean, that's all
Speaker 1: I wanted to But if I think that you're interested in,
Speaker 1: I mean, if you don't want to sell, obviously don't
Speaker 1: have to. Like I could just get you a good
Speaker 1: discount on one that's pretty sweet, Penny. You gotta think
Speaker 1: about the French benefits, Christian. I feel like the water
Speaker 1: fielder's a brainwashed to Penny. They didn't they're good water filters,
Speaker 1: I'm believe, Okay. I mean I feel like you guys
Speaker 1: haven't even tried. You would probably really like them, and
Speaker 1: you're on the radio, like I have a I could
Speaker 1: email you guys a couple advertising things if you wanted
Speaker 1: to know Penny. Everybody else might not be into it,
Speaker 1: and it's kind of illegal to do that. But I'm in,
Speaker 1: so send that to the station. But let's get back
Speaker 1: to the second date here. Let's let's we'll talk about
Speaker 1: our moneymaking opportunity behind the scenes. We need to talk
Speaker 1: about your date with Christian. Christian, would you like to
Speaker 1: go out on a second date with Penny? We will
Speaker 1: pay for it. I absolutely no. I don't want to
Speaker 1: go on a second date. I don't want to be
Speaker 1: scammed anymore. And I don't think you guys realize what's
Speaker 1: happening here on the radio because you're being scammed too. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: jubil is allowed to be scammed. I feel like it's fine.
Speaker 1: Yeah whatever, you guys say that until I'm gonna beza
Speaker 1: with Penny. Yeah, exactly, with a boat named Filter. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I know you guys are all joking and making fun
Speaker 1: of me, but I'm not kidding. Like you could make
Speaker 1: enough money to buy a boat if you were good
Speaker 1: at selling me. Oh you got that boat money. I know.
Speaker 1: That's that's why I'm in. We're good. I think you're
Speaker 1: pulling my leg. Yeah, I would never do that to anybody,
Speaker 1: but Christian, you don't ruin a good business opportunity when
Speaker 1: he knocks at your door. Christian, are you sure you
Speaker 1: won't go out another date? Absolutely not, even if she
Speaker 1: didn't bring up the water filter stuff like you liked her.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I can not bring it up.
Speaker 1: It's a part of my life, all right, Well, I
Speaker 1: stand rug. Well, I'm sorry the second date didn't work
Speaker 1: out for you, and Christian. Thank you very much for
Speaker 1: your time. Appreciate it. Yep. And you have fun struggling
Speaker 1: with those conventional water filters, you know, the ones that
Speaker 1: burst into flames. Can you try to use them? Yeah? See?
Speaker 1: Can I privately send you the link to these because
Speaker 1: they're really good? Send it along, Penny, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: Jewil in the morning little text in at seven eight
Speaker 1: five nine two says, I don't know what to think
Speaker 1: about that second date update, but I do know that
Speaker 1: I'm going to be rich now. Thank you you missed
Speaker 1: today's second date update. Penny wanted to call this dude
Speaker 1: name Christian. They actually knew each other in middle school
Speaker 1: and she saw him at a fair. They decided to
Speaker 1: actually go out after they reconnected, but the reason he
Speaker 1: wasn't calling back was because during her date, she ran
Speaker 1: into a friend who she works with. They work in
Speaker 1: the same field. They do like a pyramid scheme type
Speaker 1: thing for water filters, and they spent like fifteen minutes
Speaker 1: pitching him on why he should sell these water filters.
Speaker 1: And he thought that he'd been scammed and set up
Speaker 1: by her to go out on this date just so
Speaker 1: that she could try to set him some water filters.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it just dawned on me. What did
Speaker 1: she just do the whole second date update so she
Speaker 1: could pitch us the same thing? Scam? Maybe you guys
Speaker 1: got scam, but I'm still investing in this, Okay, So yeah,
Speaker 1: you guys lost out because you don't want to believe her,
Speaker 1: But I am going to retire pretty soon. We didn't
Speaker 1: get a couple of text and they're like, what are
Speaker 1: the water filters called? Could? Honestly, what if she never
Speaker 1: wanted a date with a guy to begin with, the
Speaker 1: whole thing from the very beginning. What if she never
Speaker 1: even knew him from junior high? Well, then she's a
Speaker 1: genius marketer, and good job. Hopefully we've moved some water
Speaker 1: filters for you. Remember if you want to do a
Speaker 1: second day up. They all have to do his email
Speaker 1: the show, and we will call the person who didn't
Speaker 1: call you back. Don't forget it is Friday, So Young
Speaker 1: Jeffrey's song of the Week. He's coming up at eight
Speaker 1: ten