WEBVTT - J'Vonne Pearson 0:00:03.240 --> 0:00:13.800 Calgary Audio. What's up, mother, So, welcome to another episode 0:00:13.840 --> 0:00:16.400 mother Soco Podcast. I'm your host, Michael Black, saying I'm 0:00:16.440 --> 0:00:20.439 here with Chinese best motherfucking friends. Chinese best friend. Michael 0:00:20.480 --> 0:00:23.400 Black said, I can't believe we survived. We're now at 0:00:23.640 --> 0:00:31.760 over twenty plus episodes. We're an eighteen today. That fast? Yeah, 0:00:31.920 --> 0:00:35.000 can you believe how first went? Eighteen weeks go by 0:00:35.040 --> 0:00:39.400 so fast? No, not eighteen weeks eighteen episode nigger, that 0:00:39.479 --> 0:00:42.160 means eighteen weeks I've been on the show. You fucking retalked. 0:00:42.280 --> 0:00:45.600 Excuse my language. You're really good at month, Chinese best friend, 0:00:45.600 --> 0:00:49.320 you are very slow, Manto. Did you go to Cranshaw 0:00:49.400 --> 0:00:55.880 High No, Inglewood Elementary? I wish Long Beach, I see 0:00:55.960 --> 0:00:59.840 d C. I wish. Did you go to Van Nice 0:01:00.080 --> 0:01:04.240 High School? Yeah? It was the graduated there with all 0:01:04.480 --> 0:01:13.000 these these nuts. Well, you're looking good today. I'm not 0:01:13.040 --> 0:01:16.240 sure what you got on, but I'm sure I'm sure 0:01:16.360 --> 0:01:19.360 a blind man would appreciate what you're wearing tonight, Chinese 0:01:19.400 --> 0:01:23.920 best friend. Yeah, my I didn't know we were gonna 0:01:23.959 --> 0:01:27.400 shoot two episodes today. I didn't bring my other outfit. 0:01:28.160 --> 0:01:30.520 What do you mean you have a different shirt? On. Yeah, 0:01:31.920 --> 0:01:35.200 same same shoes, same James, but different shirts. That's how 0:01:35.280 --> 0:01:37.679 that matter longer. This shirt is different, and nobody could 0:01:37.720 --> 0:01:40.920 really toil because when you wear black James or dog James, 0:01:41.120 --> 0:01:45.440 were people have twenty thou dog James. Yeah, you're right, 0:01:45.760 --> 0:01:49.960 this is my only one gene in my life. Nobody, 0:01:50.040 --> 0:01:53.360 nobody has to know that Chinese but my Chinese baby 0:01:53.400 --> 0:01:55.920 mama washed every day, so it comes to brand new 0:01:56.000 --> 0:01:58.760 all the time. How's the Chinese bippy mother doing? Oh, 0:01:58.840 --> 0:02:02.800 she's doing good. Else, she's very happy. She could find 0:02:02.800 --> 0:02:05.000 that happy. But the funk up. We was out at 0:02:05.040 --> 0:02:08.440 like two a M. And Jimmie fox House yesterday and 0:02:08.520 --> 0:02:12.639 she texts you about twelve thirty eight am and said Hi. 0:02:13.400 --> 0:02:17.440 When we text you at twelve thirty eight a M. 0:02:17.639 --> 0:02:21.200 Said Hi, nobody says hi at twelve thirty eight am 0:02:21.280 --> 0:02:24.760 unless your piss. Yeah, what was your reply? Hello? What 0:02:24.840 --> 0:02:28.720 did you say back when she said said hello? Is 0:02:28.760 --> 0:02:35.920 it me you're looking for? Because I wonder where you are? Yeah? 0:02:36.080 --> 0:02:39.480 I got in trouble, Mike. That's why I didn't I 0:02:39.560 --> 0:02:42.079 knew you. I knew you was in trouble, definitely. Man. 0:02:42.120 --> 0:02:47.160 I had a feeling something was not right Yeah, but 0:02:47.320 --> 0:02:49.000 you went home and you give up the dick, and 0:02:49.080 --> 0:02:52.720 that's all that matters. She didn't want anything dick would 0:02:52.720 --> 0:02:55.200 make a woman feel better. Man. She didn't want a 0:02:55.560 --> 0:03:00.359 vagina rejuvenation. Last night she was so mad. But we're not. 0:03:00.520 --> 0:03:03.440 We're now cool. Did you either ask what you do? Well? 0:03:03.520 --> 0:03:05.920 Maybe I do it tonight if she's still awake. I 0:03:05.919 --> 0:03:10.240 don't know. I'm I I'm not sucking shut up for 0:03:10.320 --> 0:03:12.560 you and your woman of mine because I'm like everything 0:03:12.639 --> 0:03:16.079 I commits me, it's my life. They end up being single, Mike, 0:03:16.160 --> 0:03:20.080 don't worry. The only thing listening. I think she missed 0:03:20.120 --> 0:03:23.919 four episodes. Well, she probably listens to every single one. 0:03:24.760 --> 0:03:28.200 She just doesn't tell me. Oh really, I haven't listened 0:03:28.240 --> 0:03:31.760 to it. You're right, she's listening to it right now. Live. 0:03:31.919 --> 0:03:34.320 But you're a good man since you've been around me. 0:03:34.560 --> 0:03:36.520 As far as I know, your dick has made in 0:03:36.600 --> 0:03:41.800 your pants. Nobody no woman has ever. I'm a very 0:03:41.880 --> 0:03:46.360 loyal man. Is about choice? A about productivity? No, it's 0:03:46.360 --> 0:03:49.200 about choice. You know. I decided. I said, I don't 0:03:49.240 --> 0:03:52.320 need a lot of problems in my life. Yeah, you 0:03:52.360 --> 0:03:54.800 don't want to smoke r I don't want the smoke. 0:03:57.880 --> 0:04:00.440 I wanted to smoke, man, you know, would be real 0:04:00.520 --> 0:04:02.400 front one day. Man, you just go cheat on your 0:04:02.480 --> 0:04:05.200 lady by accident, catch comedian and then take it. That's 0:04:05.240 --> 0:04:10.200 the worst, imagine. Yeah, that's the reason why I don't go. 0:04:10.400 --> 0:04:16.120 It's cavedander around whatever they call that. It's Cavender alone. 0:04:16.200 --> 0:04:20.440 You never had an STD in your life, never, Michael Blockson. 0:04:20.560 --> 0:04:23.640 I could say that in front of Dr f Never. 0:04:25.400 --> 0:04:27.880 That's why I decided not to take that. Johnson and 0:04:27.960 --> 0:04:31.400 Johnson mother or whatever it is. I hear they giving 0:04:31.440 --> 0:04:37.040 away some free STD. You know, well I heard one 0:04:37.040 --> 0:04:39.719 of them come with a free STD. Yeah, I heard 0:04:39.720 --> 0:04:42.160 somebody got that would be good to blame it, Like 0:04:42.200 --> 0:04:44.640 if you go home and accidentally give you great STD, 0:04:45.000 --> 0:04:47.640 just blame that the murdera right, that's actually a good 0:04:47.680 --> 0:04:50.600 idea until you said it on the show, Mike, thanks 0:04:50.640 --> 0:04:54.160 a lot, Fellows. You have excuse me. If you accidentally 0:04:54.240 --> 0:04:56.720 go and burn your woman, just say you're not really 0:04:56.720 --> 0:05:01.880 burn it. You you took the Kovid shot, you took 0:05:01.920 --> 0:05:06.279 Corona took a shot and then Caughtchamdia. Man, let's talk 0:05:06.320 --> 0:05:09.960 about that BT Awards. You didn't go yesterday because the 0:05:10.040 --> 0:05:12.720 reason why the world. Want to know, Mike, where you 0:05:12.760 --> 0:05:16.320 didn't go yesterday? Well, let me see the reason, the 0:05:16.480 --> 0:05:18.400 main reason I didn't go. Let me see why I 0:05:18.440 --> 0:05:23.719 didn't go to the BT Awards. Uh. You know you 0:05:23.720 --> 0:05:27.520 don't have a vaccine shot. Remember that's right. You have 0:05:27.600 --> 0:05:32.280 to be vascinated. Yeah, you have to be vascinated to 0:05:32.360 --> 0:05:35.839 go to the awards. That is true. Um, but I 0:05:35.960 --> 0:05:38.640 bought I bought a vascination car from a Haitian guy 0:05:38.680 --> 0:05:41.760 in New York. I could have used it. Just selling 0:05:41.839 --> 0:05:46.240 fascination cards everywhere. Man, you buy it at wal Mart, 0:05:46.400 --> 0:05:50.760 just put your name on it. Dollars is the most 0:05:50.760 --> 0:05:52.919 expensive thing at the dollar store. Usually go to the 0:05:52.920 --> 0:05:56.200 dollar store. Everything is a dollar. Not the COVID shot. Man, 0:05:56.640 --> 0:06:01.040 COVID vascination card is five at the dollar store. Man, 0:06:01.120 --> 0:06:04.680 I hope Dr is not listening. Dr Fauci is in 0:06:04.839 --> 0:06:08.600 heat right now. They call him a liar. Nobody's listening 0:06:08.600 --> 0:06:11.280 to Dr Fauci anymore. Kay. You know how pinocchia, when 0:06:11.279 --> 0:06:14.160 you lie, your nose get longer. Dr Facci being int 0:06:14.320 --> 0:06:17.000 tallest fun since he's been since all this ship came 0:06:17.000 --> 0:06:19.800 out on Dr Fouci. Yeah, he didn't want to believe 0:06:20.279 --> 0:06:25.040 the fucking um malaria peal to fucking what is that 0:06:25.080 --> 0:06:36.719 called chloroquine cloa quine hyde. The hydro clod crane you took. 0:06:36.960 --> 0:06:39.000 You took hydrochline for everything. She take it for like 0:06:39.200 --> 0:06:45.720 press in planes, and Carolina takes the hydrochlod crane just 0:06:45.760 --> 0:06:49.159 for anything. Oh my god, he's in fashion hydro clod crane. 0:06:49.279 --> 0:06:52.480 Oh my god, I'm a period on hydrochlor crane. Mike 0:06:52.920 --> 0:06:56.840 does this? So thea took goau. Sometimes, I no that 0:06:56.920 --> 0:07:00.440 I really have to take like pepter bism. I'm done 0:07:00.480 --> 0:07:05.480 in my house. You no, Michael Blackson, I don't get 0:07:05.520 --> 0:07:08.159 there really much. Well you don't your your lady cook 0:07:08.240 --> 0:07:11.200 like really good food then, yeah, very healthy food, like 0:07:11.240 --> 0:07:16.800 what do you eat, eggs, bacon, rice, that's all it 0:07:16.880 --> 0:07:20.800 won't Mike. I'm very easy to take care of. He 0:07:21.000 --> 0:07:28.080 bacon rising and pussy pretty much. Nice laundry us. Very 0:07:28.080 --> 0:07:31.840 simple life, man, Your life is simple. I need excitement 0:07:31.840 --> 0:07:35.240 in my life, man, Michael Blackson, I don't go out 0:07:35.280 --> 0:07:37.960 every day and entertain the whole world. You're the African 0:07:38.040 --> 0:07:44.840 king of comedy. Your life is the world is looking 0:07:44.880 --> 0:07:49.880 at you know your you already Michael Jackson of comedy, 0:07:49.920 --> 0:07:52.720 Thank you very much. I appreciate you a very davious man. 0:07:52.800 --> 0:07:56.280 Michael blacks did happened just like Michael Jackson did happened 0:07:56.280 --> 0:07:59.480 overnight Michael Jackson started. I had five years old. I've 0:07:59.480 --> 0:08:03.880 been telling jokes for a very very Yeah, Michael Blackston. 0:08:04.000 --> 0:08:07.040 You know I noticed every time we go walk around places, 0:08:07.840 --> 0:08:10.200 every single person want to take a picture with you. 0:08:11.200 --> 0:08:14.040 That's and then you take pictures with them. You're a 0:08:14.120 --> 0:08:17.480 very nice man. Other people run away Chinese best friend. 0:08:17.520 --> 0:08:18.600 They just want to take a picture of me to 0:08:18.600 --> 0:08:22.360 see if I show up on the camera. Okay, it's 0:08:22.400 --> 0:08:25.000 all haters, man. Yeah, you've got a lot of haters. 0:08:25.040 --> 0:08:28.280 But your heaters are good hitters. You know. They love me, 0:08:28.440 --> 0:08:32.880 but they love to like clown me. Man. Yeah, what's 0:08:32.880 --> 0:08:35.600 been going on the news? Anything you can think of. Now, 0:08:35.720 --> 0:08:38.080 let's talk about your outfit. That's a very nice outfit. 0:08:38.160 --> 0:08:41.760 Thank you very much. It's um you know what for Sachi, 0:08:41.840 --> 0:08:44.000 this is the last time I mentioned your name. Guys, 0:08:44.000 --> 0:08:47.240 to give me some free clothes, okay for actually be 0:08:47.280 --> 0:08:50.000 listening right now. I'm running. I'm running for saucy shoes. 0:08:50.320 --> 0:08:54.959 What I'm matching for saucy shirt for Sachi. I'm sorry, um, 0:08:55.000 --> 0:08:57.360 you know what you've been pulling the while away for Sachi. 0:08:57.640 --> 0:09:00.240 It's loud and it's colorful, you know, and when you 0:09:00.240 --> 0:09:03.199 are dark and beautiful like myself, you need colorfulness to 0:09:04.080 --> 0:09:07.199 bring out your darkness. You know you are like you, 0:09:07.200 --> 0:09:09.960 you're yellow Chinese best friend. You have to wear like 0:09:10.240 --> 0:09:13.280 darker colors to bring out your yellowness. I gotta wear 0:09:13.400 --> 0:09:18.240 bright colors to bring out my darkness. Yeah, no, the 0:09:18.679 --> 0:09:20.960 such it fit you well, Michael Blacks, you should be 0:09:21.640 --> 0:09:26.000 in a catwalk wearing Bucchi helfit. You look very good 0:09:26.000 --> 0:09:31.240 at like warmart stuff. Yeah, that's why j C. Pennies. Yeah, 0:09:31.240 --> 0:09:36.040 they are waiting for my shipment of Jesus and last 0:09:36.120 --> 0:09:39.560 but not at least you look very good in former meals. 0:09:43.280 --> 0:09:45.000 That's an East Coast thing. I don't think they have 0:09:45.040 --> 0:09:47.959 that at West Coast for meals like a Philly Jersey. 0:09:48.240 --> 0:09:53.280 I grew up in Philly. Mike part Philly h Philippines. 0:09:54.640 --> 0:09:56.680 I said, are you gonna say all the time? I 0:09:56.720 --> 0:09:59.440 think it's just it feels good singing. I don't know 0:09:59.640 --> 0:10:02.400 it is if it's very good. Oh you know what 0:10:02.440 --> 0:10:05.880 happened the news. Um, so we found out. Have you 0:10:05.880 --> 0:10:10.600 ever ate a subway before? Oh yeah, Mike, not every day. 0:10:11.320 --> 0:10:15.160 There is no tuna found in the tuna a subway. 0:10:15.440 --> 0:10:19.240 No tuna findal tuna subway? What the funk? Isn't the tuna? Supware? 0:10:19.240 --> 0:10:23.720 Can your talents? Is a cat food? Is it goldfish? Motherfucker? 0:10:25.480 --> 0:10:27.439 Now I want to call it no, no, exactly why 0:10:27.440 --> 0:10:29.559 to call it subway because subway in New York is 0:10:29.640 --> 0:10:33.280 like the underground railroad and as nasty as fun and 0:10:33.480 --> 0:10:38.559 subway you know what? That is pretty nasty. But you know, 0:10:39.160 --> 0:10:43.680 talking about Philippines and Philadelphia, that's why I was raised. 0:10:44.160 --> 0:10:47.760 Everybody followed and my true fans. No, I was raising Philadelphia. 0:10:48.360 --> 0:10:50.560 I'm a sixties fan of an Eagles fan, I'm a 0:10:50.600 --> 0:10:54.480 Flyers fan, I'm a Phillies fan. When I started comedy, 0:10:54.840 --> 0:10:58.360 every bit of the early nineties, you know, ninety three, 0:10:58.440 --> 0:11:01.760 whatever year that was, got a long time ago. Three 0:11:01.880 --> 0:11:05.000 for goodness, gracious, best friend Michael Blackston, you know, we're 0:11:05.080 --> 0:11:11.440 two now. I don't know when this podcast is gonna air. 0:11:11.640 --> 0:11:18.280 Maybe he's gonna Chinese best friend. But when I started out, 0:11:18.320 --> 0:11:21.440 one of the comedians that you know He was a 0:11:21.520 --> 0:11:24.360 hot guy in Philly at that time. He was a 0:11:24.360 --> 0:11:27.120 guy that was on like he was good friends with 0:11:27.240 --> 0:11:30.400 like Charlie mag and Will Smith. So he had appearances 0:11:30.480 --> 0:11:33.720 on Fresh, Prince of bel Air. Oh I like that. 0:11:33.840 --> 0:11:36.760 She was on Depth Jam, he did Apolo. He was 0:11:36.920 --> 0:11:39.559 like he was a guy that everybody flot up and 0:11:39.640 --> 0:11:42.640 looked up at, just like Chris Tucker was to Atlanta 0:11:43.679 --> 0:11:48.040 this Javan Pearson was to Philadelphia. He was our guy, 0:11:48.360 --> 0:11:51.480 and we go way back. He knows very well and 0:11:51.520 --> 0:11:53.600 I love having guys on the show that I've known 0:11:53.640 --> 0:11:56.480 for a long time. He had his ups and downs, 0:11:56.720 --> 0:11:58.880 you know, and he won't talk all about it, but hey, 0:11:59.080 --> 0:12:01.160 we want to hear about. He's a funny guy and 0:12:01.200 --> 0:12:03.719 he's still a funny nigger. Money got my Parsons in 0:12:03.760 --> 0:12:11.520 the buildings and Pierson, Pierson, what's up, Mike? Nothing? Sns 0:12:11.559 --> 0:12:17.200 up the earphones? I got earphones. Damn. This is some 0:12:17.520 --> 0:12:21.560 fucking major ship. Yeah, we made it, man, I can't 0:12:21.559 --> 0:12:27.600 believe today. Give me my check. It's not Fresh Principal. 0:12:29.240 --> 0:12:34.000 I say nothing by Bruce Lee. Don't don't do it, Mike. 0:12:34.760 --> 0:12:41.520 I'm gonna I'm gonna destroy Hey, Mike, listen, man, I 0:12:41.600 --> 0:12:45.959 want to be the first fuck everything, Like I want 0:12:46.040 --> 0:12:48.240 to be the first to tell you, man, I'm super 0:12:48.280 --> 0:12:52.760 proud of you, Like, yeah, Michael, I love the fact 0:12:52.800 --> 0:12:57.199 that you came from this little ugly motherfucker from Southwest 0:12:57.240 --> 0:13:03.679 Philly and from im bartrom High School. And I used 0:13:03.720 --> 0:13:05.520 to I used to. I used to holler at a 0:13:05.559 --> 0:13:10.000 girl named Donna lock It. Remember that she was the 0:13:10.040 --> 0:13:14.720 prettiest girl in Yeah, and I pulled her and I 0:13:14.760 --> 0:13:18.000 saw you. I was like, oh, who is that? What 0:13:18.240 --> 0:13:21.480 is that? But I'm super proud of you, man, I'm 0:13:21.480 --> 0:13:23.640 super proud of you. Man. Well, you know a lot 0:13:23.640 --> 0:13:25.559 of times it say it's not where you're from, is 0:13:25.600 --> 0:13:27.960 where you're at. You know, everybody know I came from 0:13:28.080 --> 0:13:31.400 West Africa and when I in Philly my first couple 0:13:31.440 --> 0:13:33.000 of years in the States, I was in Jersey, but 0:13:33.120 --> 0:13:36.280 my life did not change. I cant to Philly. Phil 0:13:36.320 --> 0:13:39.480 Delfil raised me, maybe this tough guy that I am 0:13:39.640 --> 0:13:44.640 tough comedian because comedy is not no easy road. Only 0:13:44.720 --> 0:13:48.480 the tough survive, you know, and you gotta be and 0:13:48.559 --> 0:13:50.080 sometimes to be a tough comedian you have to go 0:13:50.120 --> 0:13:52.920 through things in life. And I went through the whole. Yes, 0:13:53.640 --> 0:13:57.080 I lit my own life. They roasted me. I remember, 0:13:57.120 --> 0:13:59.800 I remember you remember how we used to perform and 0:14:00.000 --> 0:14:03.800 on a major drug dealers. We used to perform in 0:14:03.880 --> 0:14:08.760 front of major It was just facet in Philadelphia called 0:14:08.800 --> 0:14:13.160 the Junior Black Mafia and like back in the day 0:14:13.640 --> 0:14:17.439 and j B M And it was a lady who 0:14:17.520 --> 0:14:22.080 who brought comedy to Philadelphia thumb a right and a 0:14:22.120 --> 0:14:26.120 lot of these cars that that was factions from different things. 0:14:26.680 --> 0:14:30.360 And I remember this one time, um, I was the 0:14:30.400 --> 0:14:35.720 host of that and Michael Blaxton came up and made 0:14:35.960 --> 0:14:40.760 every fight everybody fucking laugh. Everybody. It wasn't a fight 0:14:40.880 --> 0:14:45.080 or shootout that night. It wasn't a fight or shootout 0:14:45.120 --> 0:14:48.360 that night. Mike made everybody fucking laugh. And I'm like 0:14:48.400 --> 0:14:53.680 this little black ass aunt, but he was fucking hilarious. Man. 0:14:54.280 --> 0:14:58.280 And let me tell you something. Comedy it's hard because 0:14:58.400 --> 0:15:03.400 like I never had any well, I'm lying. It was 0:15:03.520 --> 0:15:06.080 one person I saw on stage that made me want 0:15:06.120 --> 0:15:11.080 to do comedy before I saw a superstar, Chris Thomas. 0:15:11.560 --> 0:15:17.200 Chris Thomas is brother, No Chris, his best friend. I 0:15:17.240 --> 0:15:20.880 don't know many fried wings and and and I come on, 0:15:20.960 --> 0:15:24.760 come on, man, Chris Chris Thomas d C great, one 0:15:24.760 --> 0:15:28.520 of the great of the mayor of the city. He 0:15:28.760 --> 0:15:32.120 I saw him, funny guy, ugliest, fun but so fun. 0:15:33.440 --> 0:15:35.800 He looks like, no, he don't. He makes me look 0:15:35.920 --> 0:15:41.840 very cute. Both y'all look like pretty Chris Thomas ugly 0:15:42.000 --> 0:15:45.120 man look at him, like, listen both for y'all. I 0:15:45.200 --> 0:15:47.320 was like, oh, I don't know who to call who, 0:15:47.720 --> 0:15:53.040 but I saw him on stage at the UM. It 0:15:53.160 --> 0:15:57.560 was a run DMC concert raising hell whatever it was. 0:15:58.000 --> 0:15:59.760 I saw him. I said, that's what I want to do. 0:16:00.040 --> 0:16:04.080 But then I saw Eddie Murphy raw after that and 0:16:04.120 --> 0:16:08.400 delirious after that, And that's what made person you meet 0:16:08.520 --> 0:16:11.560 on in person. I know you went to the show. Listen, 0:16:11.680 --> 0:16:14.240 let me tell you, let me get the story. Let 0:16:14.280 --> 0:16:19.880 me I snuck in. Let me tell you I snuck 0:16:19.960 --> 0:16:23.640 into the spectrum, shouts out to Charlie macgive. Let's let's 0:16:23.640 --> 0:16:31.400 just Charlie man. I was trying to sneak into the show, right, 0:16:31.960 --> 0:16:35.960 I was trying to sneak into the show. And he 0:16:36.080 --> 0:16:38.600 looked at me. He said, will Smith, No, he said, 0:16:38.800 --> 0:16:41.920 fresh Prince saw you and wants you to meet you. 0:16:42.280 --> 0:16:44.280 And I was like, okay, and then he let me 0:16:44.360 --> 0:16:50.800 in to the spectrum. Remember going down and the spectrum 0:16:51.040 --> 0:16:53.800 was where the Sixers and the Flyers played back in 0:16:53.840 --> 0:16:58.160 the day Dr J played. The spectrum was I mean 0:16:58.240 --> 0:17:04.280 it was seventies, eighties, nineties, but that was eighties, but 0:17:04.680 --> 0:17:06.760 I know eighties, but I'm saying, spectrum goes way back. 0:17:06.760 --> 0:17:08.680 And then it later becomes frist and Year of Santa 0:17:08.720 --> 0:17:11.879 and then became Wa Koba Center, and I was called 0:17:12.720 --> 0:17:16.920 was Fargo. No remember before wells Fargo. It was first 0:17:16.960 --> 0:17:20.040 Yearion fuck You Center, the fuck You Center, the f 0:17:20.200 --> 0:17:23.000 You Center, and then and then well was Fargo. But 0:17:23.480 --> 0:17:28.040 Charlie saw me and he was like, he said, Van, 0:17:30.840 --> 0:17:38.800 he said that to me yesterday. This is how Charlie talked. 0:17:38.960 --> 0:17:45.120 Fucking hilarious. Charlie's fucking hilarious. And he said, Vava. First, Prince, 0:17:45.200 --> 0:17:47.440 want to meet you. I'm gonna give you the number. 0:17:47.600 --> 0:17:50.800 Meet me at the house. But Will was in l A, 0:17:51.760 --> 0:17:55.879 so Will we talked a little bit, and then he 0:17:55.960 --> 0:17:58.040 took me on tour and he let me open up 0:17:58.040 --> 0:18:02.439 for him for halftime because they used to do halftime 0:18:03.080 --> 0:18:09.040 things concerts at basketball games. Man. And then he took 0:18:09.080 --> 0:18:12.679 me on tour and then legend goes on and on 0:18:12.760 --> 0:18:18.160 and on and on. But it's just like man, you know, Charlie, 0:18:18.280 --> 0:18:21.399 Charlie Macken is the connection of everything. Charlie put a 0:18:21.440 --> 0:18:25.080 lot of things together. He did Boys to Man. He 0:18:25.320 --> 0:18:28.320 connected Boys the Man with Michael Bisins. Right. Wait, wait, Charlie, 0:18:28.440 --> 0:18:31.359 Charlie told Will Smith to go to l A. So 0:18:32.800 --> 0:18:35.560 you know, wow, there would be no Will Smith right 0:18:35.600 --> 0:18:40.399 now if it wasn't we all we all put that 0:18:40.440 --> 0:18:44.080 in hand, in the hands of God. So yeah, but 0:18:44.800 --> 0:18:49.920 that would be no Michael Blackson. If anyway, anyway, we're 0:18:49.960 --> 0:18:52.280 gonna get in the moment. But I saw Mike. Let 0:18:52.280 --> 0:18:55.520 me tell you something. The first time I saw him, 0:18:55.600 --> 0:18:58.919 he was walking down the steps of Bartram High School. 0:18:59.080 --> 0:19:03.399 Are serious? You had this good memory, listen, I have 0:19:03.480 --> 0:19:11.640 a memory of your African horse called African Horse. Yeah. Anyway, 0:19:12.800 --> 0:19:18.040 I saw this black motherfucker walk down the steps of 0:19:18.200 --> 0:19:22.000 Bartroom High School. But he had this big ass ne 0:19:22.160 --> 0:19:28.120 fatigue chain on. I was like, who the fund is this? 0:19:29.080 --> 0:19:33.040 You know what? It was? All right? So, um, this 0:19:33.119 --> 0:19:35.240 is the point in my life where I finally found 0:19:35.240 --> 0:19:38.480 a way to fit in America. America, To to fit 0:19:38.520 --> 0:19:41.199 in America, you know, many just been in America for 0:19:41.240 --> 0:19:44.760 like three years right when I and when I got 0:19:44.760 --> 0:19:48.040 to Philly, I've been America three years and by that 0:19:48.119 --> 0:19:50.400 time I realized that fit in America. You gotta dress 0:19:50.560 --> 0:19:53.879 nice girls like guys with jewelry. And I worked the 0:19:53.960 --> 0:19:59.159 Domino's pizza I saved all my tip money during the summertime. 0:19:59.280 --> 0:20:01.359 I went shot thin for school and one thing I 0:20:01.400 --> 0:20:04.080 did spend money on was enough for t D piece 0:20:04.119 --> 0:20:05.639 to go on my chain. The reason why I got 0:20:05.760 --> 0:20:08.520 that for TV because I was the big Daddy Came fan. 0:20:08.680 --> 0:20:11.080 I love biggert A Came so much. I got my 0:20:11.119 --> 0:20:13.439 head cut like big that it came. I had to 0:20:13.520 --> 0:20:16.520 cuss in my eyebrow like bigger. You know Chinese best fan. 0:20:16.560 --> 0:20:22.320 You know who the big Daddy Can is? All right? 0:20:22.880 --> 0:20:25.119 I was like big day Can fan, and I wouldn't 0:20:25.119 --> 0:20:27.360 never for TD. I just wanted to be a big 0:20:27.440 --> 0:20:29.080 Daddy Can. I'm not sure who you want to be 0:20:29.080 --> 0:20:33.359 when you're a kid, probably um jet Le, Bruce Jackie Chang, 0:20:33.480 --> 0:20:37.840 Jackie Chan, Bruce Lye. I wanted Russell's and his ex wife. 0:20:37.880 --> 0:20:40.959 I'm not sure that you want to be when you 0:20:41.200 --> 0:20:43.560 was a kid, but that's who I wanted I want 0:20:43.600 --> 0:20:46.040 to be big at a king, so I mimic big 0:20:46.080 --> 0:20:50.040 that big that can wore like silk shirts and jewelry. 0:20:50.240 --> 0:20:53.000 I will see shirt and had a silk shirt on, 0:20:53.720 --> 0:20:56.560 and he was like when he was walking down the 0:20:56.600 --> 0:21:02.960 step was like yeah yeah, unlike the chain was like, yeah, 0:21:03.040 --> 0:21:05.240 we walked black peop. When we walked, we walked to 0:21:05.520 --> 0:21:07.320 a beat up of music. I know, you don't know, 0:21:07.520 --> 0:21:09.440 and he had no music that I had no music. 0:21:10.000 --> 0:21:12.119 The music is in our head. When black walk, we 0:21:12.200 --> 0:21:15.119 walked to music. You probably walked through the words I 0:21:15.160 --> 0:21:22.400 worked at the beat walking does hilarious Like you were 0:21:22.440 --> 0:21:28.640 like Mr T No, I don't. I don't actually know. 0:21:28.920 --> 0:21:31.040 But I turned around because I went to go see 0:21:31.040 --> 0:21:33.760 that girl. I turned around, looked up, and this dude 0:21:33.800 --> 0:21:36.800 was walking boom boom boom. I never knew who he was, 0:21:36.920 --> 0:21:41.520 but he was so fucking classic funk out of here. 0:21:42.560 --> 0:21:45.200 Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. I had to get FLYP because 0:21:45.200 --> 0:21:47.440 I got tired up getting roasted the first two year 0:21:47.440 --> 0:21:50.080 in Jersey, and then by the time I got to Philly, 0:21:50.160 --> 0:21:52.880 I'm like, Okay, I know what it takes to fit 0:21:52.960 --> 0:21:54.960 and you gotta dress night. He's got it. I spent 0:21:55.040 --> 0:21:58.560 all my money on clothes and jewelry, so people thought. 0:21:58.960 --> 0:22:01.200 And back then, whenever you wore a piece of jewelry 0:22:01.960 --> 0:22:05.120 automatically so your drug dealer. So people thought they thought 0:22:05.119 --> 0:22:07.879 out was a drug dealer. They had no idea. I 0:22:07.920 --> 0:22:11.040 was dealing pepperoni and sausage. Yo. That was a big 0:22:11.040 --> 0:22:15.120 gass pepperoni and sausage. Never tigi piece. It was like 0:22:15.160 --> 0:22:18.480 a nice piece. It was a nice piece. And when 0:22:18.480 --> 0:22:20.480 he came down the steps and I saw him, and 0:22:20.520 --> 0:22:22.560 then later on I saw him with the same piece, 0:22:22.800 --> 0:22:24.720 and then later I saw him with the same piece, 0:22:24.960 --> 0:22:26.840 and then later I saw him with the same piece, 0:22:27.160 --> 0:22:29.240 and then later I saw him with the same piece. 0:22:30.160 --> 0:22:33.880 Whether we change our clothes, we don't change your jewelry, motherfucker. Yeah, 0:22:34.000 --> 0:22:36.560 we got the same damn piece every fucking day. That's 0:22:36.560 --> 0:22:39.240 how you knew me. By my peace, it's a fisher. 0:22:39.280 --> 0:22:41.960 When I sucked out my Patreon pages, now live my 0:22:42.040 --> 0:22:46.160 weekly Titty Tuesday and the Thursdays Movie exclusively with the Patreon, 0:22:46.560 --> 0:22:48.600 where they could no longer be sensor a boy the 0:22:48.640 --> 0:22:52.280 social media companies. I would also be sharing Dully updates 0:22:52.320 --> 0:22:57.080 plus show announcements here first see you on Patreon, your 0:22:57.119 --> 0:23:02.600 mother suckers. And then he he was like, I do comedy. 0:23:02.600 --> 0:23:04.600 I'm like, I get the funk out of here, young boy, 0:23:04.680 --> 0:23:07.600 get out of here, Get out of here. But I 0:23:07.680 --> 0:23:12.760 saw him to comedy. I don't know what venue it was. 0:23:13.440 --> 0:23:16.320 I saw him. I said, I'm gonna put him on something. 0:23:16.640 --> 0:23:18.840 I used to do this thing called the Javan Pierson 0:23:18.880 --> 0:23:23.640 and Friends before Givine, before people used to do in Friends. 0:23:24.320 --> 0:23:27.000 I used to host his things ten years straight. We 0:23:27.080 --> 0:23:30.480 used to get ten thousand people at the robin Hood 0:23:30.520 --> 0:23:35.640 Dell East door, big outdoor venue. Yeah. Yeah, they had 0:23:35.640 --> 0:23:39.960 like big headliners like Gavonne Pierson. Well, I'm saying that 0:23:40.040 --> 0:23:45.119 groups would be even more hosted it Von Pierson, right, 0:23:45.320 --> 0:23:49.720 it was. It was you was before boys the man, 0:23:49.920 --> 0:23:52.639 Yes he was. Because when I put him on that 0:23:52.840 --> 0:23:57.080 stage that day and said, I don't know, I'm giving 0:23:57.160 --> 0:23:59.480 up a Michael Blash, he walked out. He didn't do it. 0:23:59.480 --> 0:24:05.480 The look, no want, he didn't do none of that. 0:24:05.760 --> 0:24:09.360 He came out and did his ship. He had seven minutes. 0:24:10.200 --> 0:24:13.639 I went, I got it, I got it on VHS tape. 0:24:14.040 --> 0:24:17.600 We're gonna bring it back, bring it back, Standing ovation 0:24:18.760 --> 0:24:22.879 ten thousand. It was standing. Only only reason where I 0:24:22.880 --> 0:24:26.159 had standar vision because it was all doors. Everybody was 0:24:26.200 --> 0:24:31.320 standing anyway, it was yeah, yeah, but anyway, Uh who 0:24:31.440 --> 0:24:34.760 was Michael colly or was the headliner? But he came 0:24:34.800 --> 0:24:37.600 on that night. It was it was a straight comedy show. 0:24:37.680 --> 0:24:39.920 It was a straight comedy show because for ten years 0:24:39.920 --> 0:24:42.760 straight I did Jevon Pearson and Friends. And when he 0:24:42.840 --> 0:24:45.719 came on there it was like wow. They was like, 0:24:45.960 --> 0:24:48.520 who the fund is that? At that moment I've done 0:24:48.560 --> 0:24:53.000 I think it was comic View. This is probably like no, no, no, no, you' 0:24:53.119 --> 0:24:55.399 you ain't do comic view. That Why then they give 0:24:55.440 --> 0:24:58.280 me all this love I've never done TV because I 0:24:58.320 --> 0:25:02.200 gave you the love. Yeah, but it was before that. 0:25:02.240 --> 0:25:07.560 It was a hype up. Comedians lie all the time. 0:25:07.920 --> 0:25:10.800 Oh yeah, I was on Fresh Prince and I was 0:25:10.880 --> 0:25:13.520 on Star Search. But you weren't knowing none of that ship. 0:25:13.960 --> 0:25:18.520 But I gave him the chance because he was fucking 0:25:18.600 --> 0:25:21.240 hilarious when I saw him. I think I saw you 0:25:21.320 --> 0:25:26.280 at the Laughhouse. Delete delete, Delee shouts out to Leteley. 0:25:27.040 --> 0:25:29.399 I saw him at the laugh House and he was funny. 0:25:29.440 --> 0:25:31.280 I said, Yo, you want to do the show I'm doing? 0:25:33.200 --> 0:25:38.200