Speaker 1: Calgary Audio. What's up, mother, So, welcome to another episode
Speaker 1: mother Soco Podcast. I'm your host, Michael Black, saying I'm
Speaker 1: here with Chinese best motherfucking friends. Chinese best friend. Michael
Speaker 1: Black said, I can't believe we survived. We're now at
Speaker 1: over twenty plus episodes. We're an eighteen today. That fast? Yeah,
Speaker 1: can you believe how first went? Eighteen weeks go by
Speaker 1: so fast? No, not eighteen weeks eighteen episode nigger, that
Speaker 1: means eighteen weeks I've been on the show. You fucking retalked.
Speaker 1: Excuse my language. You're really good at month, Chinese best friend,
Speaker 1: you are very slow, Manto. Did you go to Cranshaw
Speaker 1: High No, Inglewood Elementary? I wish Long Beach, I see
Speaker 1: d C. I wish. Did you go to Van Nice
Speaker 1: High School? Yeah? It was the graduated there with all
Speaker 1: these these nuts. Well, you're looking good today. I'm not
Speaker 1: sure what you got on, but I'm sure I'm sure
Speaker 1: a blind man would appreciate what you're wearing tonight, Chinese
Speaker 1: best friend. Yeah, my I didn't know we were gonna
Speaker 1: shoot two episodes today. I didn't bring my other outfit.
Speaker 1: What do you mean you have a different shirt? On. Yeah,
Speaker 1: same same shoes, same James, but different shirts. That's how
Speaker 1: that matter longer. This shirt is different, and nobody could
Speaker 1: really toil because when you wear black James or dog James,
Speaker 1: were people have twenty thou dog James. Yeah, you're right,
Speaker 1: this is my only one gene in my life. Nobody,
Speaker 1: nobody has to know that Chinese but my Chinese baby
Speaker 1: mama washed every day, so it comes to brand new
Speaker 1: all the time. How's the Chinese bippy mother doing? Oh,
Speaker 1: she's doing good. Else, she's very happy. She could find
Speaker 1: that happy. But the funk up. We was out at
Speaker 1: like two a M. And Jimmie fox House yesterday and
Speaker 1: she texts you about twelve thirty eight am and said Hi.
Speaker 1: When we text you at twelve thirty eight a M.
Speaker 1: Said Hi, nobody says hi at twelve thirty eight am
Speaker 1: unless your piss. Yeah, what was your reply? Hello? What
Speaker 1: did you say back when she said said hello? Is
Speaker 1: it me you're looking for? Because I wonder where you are? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I got in trouble, Mike. That's why I didn't I
Speaker 1: knew you. I knew you was in trouble, definitely. Man.
Speaker 1: I had a feeling something was not right Yeah, but
Speaker 1: you went home and you give up the dick, and
Speaker 1: that's all that matters. She didn't want anything dick would
Speaker 1: make a woman feel better. Man. She didn't want a
Speaker 1: vagina rejuvenation. Last night she was so mad. But we're not.
Speaker 1: We're now cool. Did you either ask what you do? Well?
Speaker 1: Maybe I do it tonight if she's still awake. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I'm I I'm not sucking shut up for
Speaker 1: you and your woman of mine because I'm like everything
Speaker 1: I commits me, it's my life. They end up being single, Mike,
Speaker 1: don't worry. The only thing listening. I think she missed
Speaker 1: four episodes. Well, she probably listens to every single one.
Speaker 1: She just doesn't tell me. Oh really, I haven't listened
Speaker 1: to it. You're right, she's listening to it right now. Live.
Speaker 1: But you're a good man since you've been around me.
Speaker 1: As far as I know, your dick has made in
Speaker 1: your pants. Nobody no woman has ever. I'm a very
Speaker 1: loyal man. Is about choice? A about productivity? No, it's
Speaker 1: about choice. You know. I decided. I said, I don't
Speaker 1: need a lot of problems in my life. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: don't want to smoke r I don't want the smoke.
Speaker 1: I wanted to smoke, man, you know, would be real
Speaker 1: front one day. Man, you just go cheat on your
Speaker 1: lady by accident, catch comedian and then take it. That's
Speaker 1: the worst, imagine. Yeah, that's the reason why I don't go.
Speaker 1: It's cavedander around whatever they call that. It's Cavender alone.
Speaker 1: You never had an STD in your life, never, Michael Blockson.
Speaker 1: I could say that in front of Dr f Never.
Speaker 1: That's why I decided not to take that. Johnson and
Speaker 1: Johnson mother or whatever it is. I hear they giving
Speaker 1: away some free STD. You know, well I heard one
Speaker 1: of them come with a free STD. Yeah, I heard
Speaker 1: somebody got that would be good to blame it, Like
Speaker 1: if you go home and accidentally give you great STD,
Speaker 1: just blame that the murdera right, that's actually a good
Speaker 1: idea until you said it on the show, Mike, thanks
Speaker 1: a lot, Fellows. You have excuse me. If you accidentally
Speaker 1: go and burn your woman, just say you're not really
Speaker 1: burn it. You you took the Kovid shot, you took
Speaker 1: Corona took a shot and then Caughtchamdia. Man, let's talk
Speaker 1: about that BT Awards. You didn't go yesterday because the
Speaker 1: reason why the world. Want to know, Mike, where you
Speaker 1: didn't go yesterday? Well, let me see the reason, the
Speaker 1: main reason I didn't go. Let me see why I
Speaker 1: didn't go to the BT Awards. Uh. You know you
Speaker 1: don't have a vaccine shot. Remember that's right. You have
Speaker 1: to be vascinated. Yeah, you have to be vascinated to
Speaker 1: go to the awards. That is true. Um, but I
Speaker 1: bought I bought a vascination car from a Haitian guy
Speaker 1: in New York. I could have used it. Just selling
Speaker 1: fascination cards everywhere. Man, you buy it at wal Mart,
Speaker 1: just put your name on it. Dollars is the most
Speaker 1: expensive thing at the dollar store. Usually go to the
Speaker 1: dollar store. Everything is a dollar. Not the COVID shot. Man,
Speaker 1: COVID vascination card is five at the dollar store. Man,
Speaker 1: I hope Dr is not listening. Dr Fauci is in
Speaker 1: heat right now. They call him a liar. Nobody's listening
Speaker 1: to Dr Fauci anymore. Kay. You know how pinocchia, when
Speaker 1: you lie, your nose get longer. Dr Facci being int
Speaker 1: tallest fun since he's been since all this ship came
Speaker 1: out on Dr Fouci. Yeah, he didn't want to believe
Speaker 1: the fucking um malaria peal to fucking what is that
Speaker 1: called chloroquine cloa quine hyde. The hydro clod crane you took.
Speaker 1: You took hydrochline for everything. She take it for like
Speaker 1: press in planes, and Carolina takes the hydrochlod crane just
Speaker 1: for anything. Oh my god, he's in fashion hydro clod crane.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm a period on hydrochlor crane. Mike
Speaker 1: does this? So thea took goau. Sometimes, I no that
Speaker 1: I really have to take like pepter bism. I'm done
Speaker 1: in my house. You no, Michael Blackson, I don't get
Speaker 1: there really much. Well you don't your your lady cook
Speaker 1: like really good food then, yeah, very healthy food, like
Speaker 1: what do you eat, eggs, bacon, rice, that's all it
Speaker 1: won't Mike. I'm very easy to take care of. He
Speaker 1: bacon rising and pussy pretty much. Nice laundry us. Very
Speaker 1: simple life, man, Your life is simple. I need excitement
Speaker 1: in my life, man, Michael Blackson, I don't go out
Speaker 1: every day and entertain the whole world. You're the African
Speaker 1: king of comedy. Your life is the world is looking
Speaker 1: at you know your you already Michael Jackson of comedy,
Speaker 1: Thank you very much. I appreciate you a very davious man.
Speaker 1: Michael blacks did happened just like Michael Jackson did happened
Speaker 1: overnight Michael Jackson started. I had five years old. I've
Speaker 1: been telling jokes for a very very Yeah, Michael Blackston.
Speaker 1: You know I noticed every time we go walk around places,
Speaker 1: every single person want to take a picture with you.
Speaker 1: That's and then you take pictures with them. You're a
Speaker 1: very nice man. Other people run away Chinese best friend.
Speaker 1: They just want to take a picture of me to
Speaker 1: see if I show up on the camera. Okay, it's
Speaker 1: all haters, man. Yeah, you've got a lot of haters.
Speaker 1: But your heaters are good hitters. You know. They love me,
Speaker 1: but they love to like clown me. Man. Yeah, what's
Speaker 1: been going on the news? Anything you can think of. Now,
Speaker 1: let's talk about your outfit. That's a very nice outfit.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much. It's um you know what for Sachi,
Speaker 1: this is the last time I mentioned your name. Guys,
Speaker 1: to give me some free clothes, okay for actually be
Speaker 1: listening right now. I'm running. I'm running for saucy shoes.
Speaker 1: What I'm matching for saucy shirt for Sachi. I'm sorry, um,
Speaker 1: you know what you've been pulling the while away for Sachi.
Speaker 1: It's loud and it's colorful, you know, and when you
Speaker 1: are dark and beautiful like myself, you need colorfulness to
Speaker 1: bring out your darkness. You know you are like you,
Speaker 1: you're yellow Chinese best friend. You have to wear like
Speaker 1: darker colors to bring out your yellowness. I gotta wear
Speaker 1: bright colors to bring out my darkness. Yeah, no, the
Speaker 1: such it fit you well, Michael Blacks, you should be
Speaker 1: in a catwalk wearing Bucchi helfit. You look very good
Speaker 1: at like warmart stuff. Yeah, that's why j C. Pennies. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they are waiting for my shipment of Jesus and last
Speaker 1: but not at least you look very good in former meals.
Speaker 1: That's an East Coast thing. I don't think they have
Speaker 1: that at West Coast for meals like a Philly Jersey.
Speaker 1: I grew up in Philly. Mike part Philly h Philippines.
Speaker 1: I said, are you gonna say all the time? I
Speaker 1: think it's just it feels good singing. I don't know
Speaker 1: it is if it's very good. Oh you know what
Speaker 1: happened the news. Um, so we found out. Have you
Speaker 1: ever ate a subway before? Oh yeah, Mike, not every day.
Speaker 1: There is no tuna found in the tuna a subway.
Speaker 1: No tuna findal tuna subway? What the funk? Isn't the tuna? Supware?
Speaker 1: Can your talents? Is a cat food? Is it goldfish? Motherfucker?
Speaker 1: Now I want to call it no, no, exactly why
Speaker 1: to call it subway because subway in New York is
Speaker 1: like the underground railroad and as nasty as fun and
Speaker 1: subway you know what? That is pretty nasty. But you know,
Speaker 1: talking about Philippines and Philadelphia, that's why I was raised.
Speaker 1: Everybody followed and my true fans. No, I was raising Philadelphia.
Speaker 1: I'm a sixties fan of an Eagles fan, I'm a
Speaker 1: Flyers fan, I'm a Phillies fan. When I started comedy,
Speaker 1: every bit of the early nineties, you know, ninety three,
Speaker 1: whatever year that was, got a long time ago. Three
Speaker 1: for goodness, gracious, best friend Michael Blackston, you know, we're
Speaker 1: two now. I don't know when this podcast is gonna air.
Speaker 1: Maybe he's gonna Chinese best friend. But when I started out,
Speaker 1: one of the comedians that you know He was a
Speaker 1: hot guy in Philly at that time. He was a
Speaker 1: guy that was on like he was good friends with
Speaker 1: like Charlie mag and Will Smith. So he had appearances
Speaker 1: on Fresh, Prince of bel Air. Oh I like that.
Speaker 1: She was on Depth Jam, he did Apolo. He was
Speaker 1: like he was a guy that everybody flot up and
Speaker 1: looked up at, just like Chris Tucker was to Atlanta
Speaker 1: this Javan Pearson was to Philadelphia. He was our guy,
Speaker 1: and we go way back. He knows very well and
Speaker 1: I love having guys on the show that I've known
Speaker 1: for a long time. He had his ups and downs,
Speaker 1: you know, and he won't talk all about it, but hey,
Speaker 1: we want to hear about. He's a funny guy and
Speaker 1: he's still a funny nigger. Money got my Parsons in
Speaker 1: the buildings and Pierson, Pierson, what's up, Mike? Nothing? Sns
Speaker 1: up the earphones? I got earphones. Damn. This is some
Speaker 1: fucking major ship. Yeah, we made it, man, I can't
Speaker 1: believe today. Give me my check. It's not Fresh Principal.
Speaker 1: I say nothing by Bruce Lee. Don't don't do it, Mike.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna destroy Hey, Mike, listen, man, I
Speaker 1: want to be the first fuck everything, Like I want
Speaker 1: to be the first to tell you, man, I'm super
Speaker 1: proud of you, Like, yeah, Michael, I love the fact
Speaker 1: that you came from this little ugly motherfucker from Southwest
Speaker 1: Philly and from im bartrom High School. And I used
Speaker 1: to I used to. I used to holler at a
Speaker 1: girl named Donna lock It. Remember that she was the
Speaker 1: prettiest girl in Yeah, and I pulled her and I
Speaker 1: saw you. I was like, oh, who is that? What
Speaker 1: is that? But I'm super proud of you, man, I'm
Speaker 1: super proud of you. Man. Well, you know a lot
Speaker 1: of times it say it's not where you're from, is
Speaker 1: where you're at. You know, everybody know I came from
Speaker 1: West Africa and when I in Philly my first couple
Speaker 1: of years in the States, I was in Jersey, but
Speaker 1: my life did not change. I cant to Philly. Phil
Speaker 1: Delfil raised me, maybe this tough guy that I am
Speaker 1: tough comedian because comedy is not no easy road. Only
Speaker 1: the tough survive, you know, and you gotta be and
Speaker 1: sometimes to be a tough comedian you have to go
Speaker 1: through things in life. And I went through the whole. Yes,
Speaker 1: I lit my own life. They roasted me. I remember,
Speaker 1: I remember you remember how we used to perform and
Speaker 1: on a major drug dealers. We used to perform in
Speaker 1: front of major It was just facet in Philadelphia called
Speaker 1: the Junior Black Mafia and like back in the day
Speaker 1: and j B M And it was a lady who
Speaker 1: who brought comedy to Philadelphia thumb a right and a
Speaker 1: lot of these cars that that was factions from different things.
Speaker 1: And I remember this one time, um, I was the
Speaker 1: host of that and Michael Blaxton came up and made
Speaker 1: every fight everybody fucking laugh. Everybody. It wasn't a fight
Speaker 1: or shootout that night. It wasn't a fight or shootout
Speaker 1: that night. Mike made everybody fucking laugh. And I'm like
Speaker 1: this little black ass aunt, but he was fucking hilarious. Man.
Speaker 1: And let me tell you something. Comedy it's hard because
Speaker 1: like I never had any well, I'm lying. It was
Speaker 1: one person I saw on stage that made me want
Speaker 1: to do comedy before I saw a superstar, Chris Thomas.
Speaker 1: Chris Thomas is brother, No Chris, his best friend. I
Speaker 1: don't know many fried wings and and and I come on,
Speaker 1: come on, man, Chris Chris Thomas d C great, one
Speaker 1: of the great of the mayor of the city. He
Speaker 1: I saw him, funny guy, ugliest, fun but so fun.
Speaker 1: He looks like, no, he don't. He makes me look
Speaker 1: very cute. Both y'all look like pretty Chris Thomas ugly
Speaker 1: man look at him, like, listen both for y'all. I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, I don't know who to call who,
Speaker 1: but I saw him on stage at the UM. It
Speaker 1: was a run DMC concert raising hell whatever it was.
Speaker 1: I saw him. I said, that's what I want to do.
Speaker 1: But then I saw Eddie Murphy raw after that and
Speaker 1: delirious after that, And that's what made person you meet
Speaker 1: on in person. I know you went to the show. Listen,
Speaker 1: let me tell you, let me get the story. Let
Speaker 1: me I snuck in. Let me tell you I snuck
Speaker 1: into the spectrum, shouts out to Charlie macgive. Let's let's
Speaker 1: just Charlie man. I was trying to sneak into the show, right,
Speaker 1: I was trying to sneak into the show. And he
Speaker 1: looked at me. He said, will Smith, No, he said,
Speaker 1: fresh Prince saw you and wants you to meet you.
Speaker 1: And I was like, okay, and then he let me
Speaker 1: in to the spectrum. Remember going down and the spectrum
Speaker 1: was where the Sixers and the Flyers played back in
Speaker 1: the day Dr J played. The spectrum was I mean
Speaker 1: it was seventies, eighties, nineties, but that was eighties, but
Speaker 1: I know eighties, but I'm saying, spectrum goes way back.
Speaker 1: And then it later becomes frist and Year of Santa
Speaker 1: and then became Wa Koba Center, and I was called
Speaker 1: was Fargo. No remember before wells Fargo. It was first
Speaker 1: Yearion fuck You Center, the fuck You Center, the f
Speaker 1: You Center, and then and then well was Fargo. But
Speaker 1: Charlie saw me and he was like, he said, Van,
Speaker 1: he said that to me yesterday. This is how Charlie talked.
Speaker 1: Fucking hilarious. Charlie's fucking hilarious. And he said, Vava. First, Prince,
Speaker 1: want to meet you. I'm gonna give you the number.
Speaker 1: Meet me at the house. But Will was in l A,
Speaker 1: so Will we talked a little bit, and then he
Speaker 1: took me on tour and he let me open up
Speaker 1: for him for halftime because they used to do halftime
Speaker 1: things concerts at basketball games. Man. And then he took
Speaker 1: me on tour and then legend goes on and on
Speaker 1: and on and on. But it's just like man, you know, Charlie,
Speaker 1: Charlie Macken is the connection of everything. Charlie put a
Speaker 1: lot of things together. He did Boys to Man. He
Speaker 1: connected Boys the Man with Michael Bisins. Right. Wait, wait, Charlie,
Speaker 1: Charlie told Will Smith to go to l A. So
Speaker 1: you know, wow, there would be no Will Smith right
Speaker 1: now if it wasn't we all we all put that
Speaker 1: in hand, in the hands of God. So yeah, but
Speaker 1: that would be no Michael Blackson. If anyway, anyway, we're
Speaker 1: gonna get in the moment. But I saw Mike. Let
Speaker 1: me tell you something. The first time I saw him,
Speaker 1: he was walking down the steps of Bartram High School.
Speaker 1: Are serious? You had this good memory, listen, I have
Speaker 1: a memory of your African horse called African Horse. Yeah. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I saw this black motherfucker walk down the steps of
Speaker 1: Bartroom High School. But he had this big ass ne
Speaker 1: fatigue chain on. I was like, who the fund is this?
Speaker 1: You know what? It was? All right? So, um, this
Speaker 1: is the point in my life where I finally found
Speaker 1: a way to fit in America. America, To to fit
Speaker 1: in America, you know, many just been in America for
Speaker 1: like three years right when I and when I got
Speaker 1: to Philly, I've been America three years and by that
Speaker 1: time I realized that fit in America. You gotta dress
Speaker 1: nice girls like guys with jewelry. And I worked the
Speaker 1: Domino's pizza I saved all my tip money during the summertime.
Speaker 1: I went shot thin for school and one thing I
Speaker 1: did spend money on was enough for t D piece
Speaker 1: to go on my chain. The reason why I got
Speaker 1: that for TV because I was the big Daddy Came fan.
Speaker 1: I love biggert A Came so much. I got my
Speaker 1: head cut like big that it came. I had to
Speaker 1: cuss in my eyebrow like bigger. You know Chinese best fan.
Speaker 1: You know who the big Daddy Can is? All right?
Speaker 1: I was like big day Can fan, and I wouldn't
Speaker 1: never for TD. I just wanted to be a big
Speaker 1: Daddy Can. I'm not sure who you want to be
Speaker 1: when you're a kid, probably um jet Le, Bruce Jackie Chang,
Speaker 1: Jackie Chan, Bruce Lye. I wanted Russell's and his ex wife.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure that you want to be when you
Speaker 1: was a kid, but that's who I wanted I want
Speaker 1: to be big at a king, so I mimic big
Speaker 1: that big that can wore like silk shirts and jewelry.
Speaker 1: I will see shirt and had a silk shirt on,
Speaker 1: and he was like when he was walking down the
Speaker 1: step was like yeah yeah, unlike the chain was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: we walked black peop. When we walked, we walked to
Speaker 1: a beat up of music. I know, you don't know,
Speaker 1: and he had no music that I had no music.
Speaker 1: The music is in our head. When black walk, we
Speaker 1: walked to music. You probably walked through the words I
Speaker 1: worked at the beat walking does hilarious Like you were
Speaker 1: like Mr T No, I don't. I don't actually know.
Speaker 1: But I turned around because I went to go see
Speaker 1: that girl. I turned around, looked up, and this dude
Speaker 1: was walking boom boom boom. I never knew who he was,
Speaker 1: but he was so fucking classic funk out of here.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. I had to get FLYP because
Speaker 1: I got tired up getting roasted the first two year
Speaker 1: in Jersey, and then by the time I got to Philly,
Speaker 1: I'm like, Okay, I know what it takes to fit
Speaker 1: and you gotta dress night. He's got it. I spent
Speaker 1: all my money on clothes and jewelry, so people thought.
Speaker 1: And back then, whenever you wore a piece of jewelry
Speaker 1: automatically so your drug dealer. So people thought they thought
Speaker 1: out was a drug dealer. They had no idea. I
Speaker 1: was dealing pepperoni and sausage. Yo. That was a big
Speaker 1: gass pepperoni and sausage. Never tigi piece. It was like
Speaker 1: a nice piece. It was a nice piece. And when
Speaker 1: he came down the steps and I saw him, and
Speaker 1: then later on I saw him with the same piece,
Speaker 1: and then later I saw him with the same piece,
Speaker 1: and then later I saw him with the same piece.
Speaker 1: Whether we change our clothes, we don't change your jewelry, motherfucker. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we got the same damn piece every fucking day. That's
Speaker 1: how you knew me. By my peace, it's a fisher.
Speaker 1: When I sucked out my Patreon pages, now live my
Speaker 1: weekly Titty Tuesday and the Thursdays Movie exclusively with the Patreon,
Speaker 1: where they could no longer be sensor a boy the
Speaker 1: social media companies. I would also be sharing Dully updates
Speaker 1: plus show announcements here first see you on Patreon, your
Speaker 1: mother suckers. And then he he was like, I do comedy.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I get the funk out of here, young boy,
Speaker 1: get out of here, Get out of here. But I
Speaker 1: saw him to comedy. I don't know what venue it was.
Speaker 1: I saw him. I said, I'm gonna put him on something.
Speaker 1: I used to do this thing called the Javan Pierson
Speaker 1: and Friends before Givine, before people used to do in Friends.
Speaker 1: I used to host his things ten years straight. We
Speaker 1: used to get ten thousand people at the robin Hood
Speaker 1: Dell East door, big outdoor venue. Yeah. Yeah, they had
Speaker 1: like big headliners like Gavonne Pierson. Well, I'm saying that
Speaker 1: groups would be even more hosted it Von Pierson, right,
Speaker 1: it was. It was you was before boys the man,
Speaker 1: Yes he was. Because when I put him on that
Speaker 1: stage that day and said, I don't know, I'm giving
Speaker 1: up a Michael Blash, he walked out. He didn't do it.
Speaker 1: The look, no want, he didn't do none of that.
Speaker 1: He came out and did his ship. He had seven minutes.
Speaker 1: I went, I got it, I got it on VHS tape.
Speaker 1: We're gonna bring it back, bring it back, Standing ovation
Speaker 1: ten thousand. It was standing. Only only reason where I
Speaker 1: had standar vision because it was all doors. Everybody was
Speaker 1: standing anyway, it was yeah, yeah, but anyway, Uh who
Speaker 1: was Michael colly or was the headliner? But he came
Speaker 1: on that night. It was it was a straight comedy show.
Speaker 1: It was a straight comedy show because for ten years
Speaker 1: straight I did Jevon Pearson and Friends. And when he
Speaker 1: came on there it was like wow. They was like,
Speaker 1: who the fund is that? At that moment I've done
Speaker 1: I think it was comic View. This is probably like no, no, no, no, you'
Speaker 1: you ain't do comic view. That Why then they give
Speaker 1: me all this love I've never done TV because I
Speaker 1: gave you the love. Yeah, but it was before that.
Speaker 1: It was a hype up. Comedians lie all the time.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I was on Fresh Prince and I was
Speaker 1: on Star Search. But you weren't knowing none of that ship.
Speaker 1: But I gave him the chance because he was fucking
Speaker 1: hilarious when I saw him. I think I saw you
Speaker 1: at the Laughhouse. Delete delete, Delee shouts out to Leteley.
Speaker 1: I saw him at the laugh House and he was funny.
Speaker 1: I said, Yo, you want to do the show I'm doing?
Speaker 1: And then he came and lit that motherfucker down. Man,
Speaker 1: this guy is the hype in the nineties. I'm hard
Speaker 1: on myself. I'm not sure if I was that great,
Speaker 1: but it was part of it was the process, it
Speaker 1: was a part of you were so fucking funny. I
Speaker 1: still when I go back to Philly, I see your
Speaker 1: fucking picture in Isha is a place where to makes
Speaker 1: Philly cheese steaks. For those who don't know, we have
Speaker 1: is Bibbles, we have Geno's, we have past steaks. Who's
Speaker 1: your favorite? What's your favorite steak? You think what there?
Speaker 1: Listen Sometimes hood ones like from Steak I heard about that.
Speaker 1: There is certain places Genos and Pats are a commercial. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you need like hood spots where Gym steaks South Street
Speaker 1: is and then you have Isa Bibbles. But then you
Speaker 1: have the Botegos. You have those, but it's a It's
Speaker 1: a place called the Lessandro's. Whoa, what's Dosantros? That what Rocksboro?
Speaker 1: Rockbur is another part of Philadelphia. So yeah, it's just
Speaker 1: a lot of times its those hood places. I'm one
Speaker 1: of the great ones I had was the place called Explorers,
Speaker 1: which is right Explorers is right by LaSalle University. Right
Speaker 1: explores explores. Um, so, yeah, it's all depends, man, you know,
Speaker 1: but a lot of time because I know Genos they
Speaker 1: make them so fast and like it's like the pre
Speaker 1: made whatever it is. It wasn't you know you ever
Speaker 1: had steak? Um? Yes, I did in Subway. Okay, flip
Speaker 1: it over and flip it back. Cheese steaks need to
Speaker 1: be chopped, onions, peppers, garlic, flip over cheese everything. That's
Speaker 1: a cheese steak when you see somebody just lays a
Speaker 1: piece of meat and then flip it over and it No,
Speaker 1: that's not a cheese steak. It's not a cheese steak.
Speaker 1: Well that's why you know Philadelphia, believe it or not.
Speaker 1: If Philly don't get mad at me. But I heard
Speaker 1: Phillies in the top five or ten of like o
Speaker 1: beast ugly people something like that. We are definitely in
Speaker 1: the top because your picture is okay, yeah, yeah, well
Speaker 1: wait a minute, the fucking cheese steak did not don't
Speaker 1: help our you know know, they have this they have
Speaker 1: this new African American place called Gibbons. Gibbons in Germantown,
Speaker 1: Like they make the bread at the place and they
Speaker 1: make the cheese steaks that ship because a cheese steak,
Speaker 1: a cheese steak, original cheese steak supposed to be ribby
Speaker 1: part of the and they shave it down and then
Speaker 1: they put it up not a steak of not a steak.
Speaker 1: And then chicken cheese steak is basic is breast and
Speaker 1: chopped up and all of that and that's chopped up.
Speaker 1: So yeah the rib by, Yeah, Ribby Ribby is that
Speaker 1: in that yo so so. Growing up starting comedy, Javan
Speaker 1: was like the guy that did everything that we look
Speaker 1: forward the door. First guy in Philly to do that,
Speaker 1: first Gill to do Apolo, first to make this, first
Speaker 1: comedy champ twice. Come on, My first comedian in Philly
Speaker 1: to do def Jam twice, the only comedian to do
Speaker 1: Jeff Jam twice, only comedian from def Jam twice. Uh.
Speaker 1: Of course, the first comedian at least in Philly history
Speaker 1: to be having appearance on the sitcom which is first
Speaker 1: Prince Apple Air. Um. Yeah, and that's NBC, right, NBC.
Speaker 1: And I know you want to I know you want
Speaker 1: to go and talk about like what happened. That's that's
Speaker 1: I'm big on what happened. But everybody you know entertainment
Speaker 1: UM definitely tell us what happened about I'm straight to
Speaker 1: the history of my UM. Like me, I remember, you know,
Speaker 1: I came out. I was something different as a kid
Speaker 1: from Africa. Everybody was, you know, and I was doing
Speaker 1: my thing. And then you know, you get to part
Speaker 1: where you like freeze this for a little bit because
Speaker 1: the thing with my def Jam, I did def Jam.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately for me, my def Jam was good. If my
Speaker 1: dev Jam would have aired out of Bank, I would
Speaker 1: have been as big as Chris Tucker, right, because that's
Speaker 1: how great my dev Jam was, even though I didn't
Speaker 1: do it. I didn't do def Jam when Martin hosted it.
Speaker 1: I did dev Jam when you know, when Martin was
Speaker 1: done with it. So when I did dev Jam, they
Speaker 1: had like Joe Torre was a host. You know, when
Speaker 1: I did it, it wasn't as big then as if
Speaker 1: when Martin did it africas you did in Martin, right.
Speaker 1: I did it with Martin and Joe Tory. Okay, so
Speaker 1: I did it when Joe Tory did it, and and
Speaker 1: and and Darnelle was Danielle Rollin was on Breakfast Club
Speaker 1: talk about his dev Jam and how he got on
Speaker 1: dev Jam. I am the reason why Danielle Rollins got
Speaker 1: on dev Jam. You know why because I was so
Speaker 1: back then dev Jam. When the film Comedians, they were
Speaker 1: film about five of them. Only four is going to
Speaker 1: make the show, you know, the weakest one would make
Speaker 1: the show. I was so hilarious. But my closing bid,
Speaker 1: my my headlining joke. I used to do the joke
Speaker 1: about having a disease in Africa called big dickness, right,
Speaker 1: So what I did I put I put out this
Speaker 1: big fake dick on stage and I was figured out
Speaker 1: it would work because death Jam nig pulling out guns.
Speaker 1: You could do anything on depth Jam. But the dick
Speaker 1: was too much. They couldn't and and they couldn't edit
Speaker 1: it out because when I left the stage, my dick
Speaker 1: was still hanging. But you had a standing ovation. So
Speaker 1: because they couldn't my Depth Jam. That's because Donna rolling
Speaker 1: was on my show as well. I remember it was
Speaker 1: Monique Donnell myself and I forgot who the other person was.
Speaker 1: But you had the same scenario that um, I can't
Speaker 1: think of his name went up there and did it.
Speaker 1: Uh he played DC CAP. He played in DC CAP.
Speaker 1: I can't think of his name, but he had the
Speaker 1: most fucking hilarious deaf comedy jam and they couldn't play it.
Speaker 1: Oh fuck God rest his soul. But it was so funny. Yeah,
Speaker 1: uh yeah, I can't. I can't think somebody look it up.
Speaker 1: Um he's from d c Uh. Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: can't think he did that. He before before Michael Collier,
Speaker 1: he did stuff in Uh. Charlie Barnett, Charlie Barnette, you
Speaker 1: had a Charlie Barnett fucking uh situation. What happened to
Speaker 1: Charlie Barnet. Charlie Barnett was so fucking funny and so hilarious.
Speaker 1: They did not air his ship because it was too funny.
Speaker 1: It was too funny and it was too raw for comedy.
Speaker 1: And when I saw your ship that night, I was like,
Speaker 1: oh God, my boyfriend Philly, Oh they ain't it. What
Speaker 1: pulled the fucking cock? I put the cock out big.
Speaker 1: But here's the thing, like when Big Dickness, when I
Speaker 1: and then later on a fully comedian in Buck, while
Speaker 1: I stole my dick the dick put on stage, Buck
Speaker 1: stole my dick. He's meaning like I was backstage and
Speaker 1: I lost my dick. But the thing about it when
Speaker 1: I did the audition for the show, I pulled the
Speaker 1: dick out. So if they died, you know, if the
Speaker 1: casting the guy that cast it for the show, you know,
Speaker 1: if he thought it was gonna be a problem, he
Speaker 1: would have told me. I would have never pulled it out,
Speaker 1: or if I put it, I would have tucked it
Speaker 1: back in and left out and said good night. They
Speaker 1: would have found it with the edit it. But since
Speaker 1: I walked off stage with my big dick hanging out,
Speaker 1: where did you get that from? It was a Halloween
Speaker 1: constom that I did. I think, I think if it
Speaker 1: wasn't if it was the right color, because it wasn't right.
Speaker 1: It was a and nobody believed that that was that
Speaker 1: a black man with a white dick's not Arius. But
Speaker 1: he has always been consistent. Mike has always been consistent
Speaker 1: with his ship. Like Mike has always like when I
Speaker 1: had did the Javan Pearson and Friends at the robin
Speaker 1: Hood del East and put him on, blew it up,
Speaker 1: blew it up. He has always did like I'm gonna
Speaker 1: get your story, and Mike, you might not know about
Speaker 1: this story. So it was at the comedy store. So
Speaker 1: I'm doing my ship. I'm ripping. I'm ripping you up.
Speaker 1: I'm ripping. I'm ripping that motherfucker up. Boom. Mike goes
Speaker 1: on after me, who walks in? Ice Cue that what
Speaker 1: you did at night, you don't have to remember because
Speaker 1: you got more checks than me. Now, motherfucker, you're at
Speaker 1: sixty million, I'm at million. What the fuck? Like Mike
Speaker 1: went on? Me gone up? Anyway, anyway, I remember that.
Speaker 1: I remember that night to see certain things trigger me,
Speaker 1: like I remember Mike went on after me, and ice
Speaker 1: Q came on right when Mike was on, and Mike
Speaker 1: bam bam bam bam boom killed. Like with comedians, either
Speaker 1: you're gonna go on, like I'm gonna tell you like this,
Speaker 1: it's certain comedians I'm nervous about. But I'll still go on,
Speaker 1: Like if you put Earthquake, if you put Dave Chappelle on,
Speaker 1: if you put certain people on, I gotta be like, ah,
Speaker 1: but funk that. Like that night, it was a it
Speaker 1: was a wave, it was a wave. It was a wave.
Speaker 1: And then my wave was on and then I remember
Speaker 1: Michael Blackson came on right after me, and ice Q
Speaker 1: walked in, and here we go. Your mother sucked us
Speaker 1: I couldn't get jiggy with this ship. Where was this No,
Speaker 1: it was it was at the comedy store in l A.
Speaker 1: I remember that ship, and I'll be looking at but
Speaker 1: maybe it's very possible. No, it is possible on my
Speaker 1: mother's grave that I went on before you. You went
Speaker 1: on after me and fucking in And I was like, ah,
Speaker 1: because I had did the gate skit, you know, hey,
Speaker 1: bet yes, he put on his mother. I believe in that.
Speaker 1: I don't. Yeah, that was very He's a good man.
Speaker 1: He went on after me, not mad about anything, but
Speaker 1: thankful for That's like Mike's like my little brother in comedy.
Speaker 1: And he went on. He did what he was supposed
Speaker 1: to do. But I'd be like, damn, damn, damn. But
Speaker 1: you know the thing about it, you know, let me
Speaker 1: go back to the dev Jaim thing a little bit
Speaker 1: um and when my dev jam aired, I mean, as
Speaker 1: a comedian, you look forward to that, you know. But
Speaker 1: you know, but God has its own plan, you know,
Speaker 1: Because I said to myself, let's say my ship would
Speaker 1: have aired, I would have been big. I probably have
Speaker 1: been done by name, probably expire by name. Mike, we
Speaker 1: talked about that earlier. I said and let's go back
Speaker 1: to why you know the situations in the situation, because
Speaker 1: you know I went to jail, so that's how well,
Speaker 1: that's always a set back. I know I talked I
Speaker 1: might have friends on the show one time, and he
Speaker 1: wanted jail to sell them back. Yeah, but but but
Speaker 1: but everybody, all the guys from Philly, No, it was
Speaker 1: Javine Pearson. I went to jail for something I didn't do.
Speaker 1: Whatever it is, it is, it is, but I I
Speaker 1: kind of thank god I went to jail because if
Speaker 1: I had not went to jail, I probably would have
Speaker 1: been dead. I probably would have been ruined. I ruined
Speaker 1: probably so many people lives because listen, there was nobody, nobody,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna tell you again after Will Smith, there
Speaker 1: was nobody comedy wise after me. Nobody I was Mike.
Speaker 1: Was I arrogant? Was I arrogant? Had no? You keep
Speaker 1: saying Philly like not a world? Why everybody knew you?
Speaker 1: I mean you represented us and then and I always
Speaker 1: reached back. But if if I had never went to
Speaker 1: jail for something I didn't do, a lot of things
Speaker 1: that's represented today wouldn't be represented. This man wouldn't be
Speaker 1: I guarantee you he wouldn't be here. I guarantee you
Speaker 1: Kevin Hart wouldn't come on. You know. But God has
Speaker 1: his way of doing things. Yeah, you know he does.
Speaker 1: And right like he said he was because I know
Speaker 1: that was as biggest setback. He got locked up with
Speaker 1: some stuff, you know. And then um, and that's one thing. Man,
Speaker 1: when you I'm sure jail, I mean I'm not. You know,
Speaker 1: I've been in the holding cell. No, you wouldn't you, Mike,
Speaker 1: trust me, you would not. Now in the mountains. Nah,
Speaker 1: you'd be a twig. You You were in a month
Speaker 1: in jail, sir, I was. I was listen. It was days.
Speaker 1: He was in the state. I was upstate. I was
Speaker 1: there where. One day this one guy we then would
Speaker 1: kill us murderers. This one guy was like, don't put
Speaker 1: that guy in my cell. The next day he's like,
Speaker 1: give them the funk out myself. The next day they're
Speaker 1: doing patty cake. The next day they was having sex
Speaker 1: and sell. I was like, oh, I saw men each other.
Speaker 1: They never catch me, But no, I ain't never see nobody.
Speaker 1: But the thing is like this, when I went to jail,
Speaker 1: my mother died while I was in jail, and I
Speaker 1: never got to. Um, that's something that fucks with me everything.
Speaker 1: She died from a broken heart, Yes she did, Yes
Speaker 1: she did. My mother died from a broken heart because
Speaker 1: trust me, I was my mother's best everything. Like first, yeah,
Speaker 1: remember ms Ruth. She was like snoopid, that's my nickname, Snoopy.
Speaker 1: Why is this little black ass guy is in my couch?
Speaker 1: You know? Yeah? My mom loved this dude. My mother
Speaker 1: loved Michael Blackstead. And when I went to jail and
Speaker 1: when you know, the certain certain situations, I'm getting emotional,
Speaker 1: but she loved this dude. And it was like when
Speaker 1: she died while I was in jail, and I never
Speaker 1: got to say my goodbyes. Every year, my mother was
Speaker 1: born in December, so I go through that around the
Speaker 1: Christmas Mother's Day. I still go through that. I'm never
Speaker 1: going to forget that. I'm never going to forget that.
Speaker 1: But a lot of things make me go like wow,
Speaker 1: Like she loved Michael Blackston, No, I was she because
Speaker 1: I grew up in the projects. I'm gonna tell you
Speaker 1: who else grew up right next door to me? Eve? Oh,
Speaker 1: even Eve grew up right next door to me, right
Speaker 1: next door to me so like it's it's it's just
Speaker 1: certain things a lot of people don't know, Like how
Speaker 1: we came up. Will used to drop me off at
Speaker 1: my house. Will Smith, like the projects. West Philly was
Speaker 1: West Philly and Southwest is so close that everything was
Speaker 1: like everything. And when I saw this dude come up,
Speaker 1: you know, come up, he gagged me out of a
Speaker 1: plane ticket. I'm gonna tell you about that, whether buddy
Speaker 1: pass or something. Yeah, well, I mean that was my
Speaker 1: that was that was just hard for the airlines. And
Speaker 1: I used to sell all my coworkers buddy passes, get
Speaker 1: a round trip to l A. And I ain't never
Speaker 1: made it to l That's not buddy passes, Buddy, it's
Speaker 1: called it's called buddy pass that the motherfucker or not
Speaker 1: your buddies, Okay, Buddy passes a standby. You don't give
Speaker 1: this pass to your buddy, get this pass to your enemies.
Speaker 1: It's a standby ticketing. You only get on the plane
Speaker 1: if there is set there ain't no seat, you're not
Speaker 1: gonna get on. And back then the airlines were very strict.
Speaker 1: So when you know that then it was it was open. Okay.
Speaker 1: Back then, he flew on a buddy pass. You have
Speaker 1: to be dressed appropriately, appropriately to exactly you have to
Speaker 1: wear the college because you you're representing the company. So
Speaker 1: I walked in that motherfucker looking like I came straight
Speaker 1: out the projects. Yeah, he probably didn't get on because
Speaker 1: he wasn't dressed pro And they said, and they looked
Speaker 1: at it was like, Michael Blackton got this ticket for you.
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, I don't remember too much details
Speaker 1: on that, but I sold I was. I wasn't a
Speaker 1: drug dealer back then. I was a buddy past deal.
Speaker 1: He was like, I got I got one from every ticket.
Speaker 1: Most it ilf No, that was a great hustle back
Speaker 1: in the day. Great hustle back in the day, man,
Speaker 1: because every employee got about at least eight of them,
Speaker 1: so that I would I would make four hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: Wow every employee. No, No, it depends that I'm saying,
Speaker 1: if I get how day, I mean everybody niggers not
Speaker 1: traffic wasn't I remember you got me to l A
Speaker 1: and I couldn't get back to Philly. That's your going
Speaker 1: for you've got stuck in Los Angeles, California. I remember,
Speaker 1: you know who got me back to Philly, Charley Mac No, Charlie,
Speaker 1: he didn't get me back to child. It was due
Speaker 1: Tony Tony Tony Raphael Sadiq. So it must have been
Speaker 1: when you fell off then, because no, I was. I was.
Speaker 1: Why are you wait? Wait? New piece of ship? You
Speaker 1: all right? All right? Okay? Fell off? Nobody ever fall off?
Speaker 1: You know what? That's true? Because anything you could be
Speaker 1: a billionaire? Nigga? How much for that? Hunters run trip
Speaker 1: to Iraq? Give me that ship? What's up? Mother says?
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Speaker 1: every Tuesday. See, this is the thing I have with
Speaker 1: people saying falling off. You have to be on something
Speaker 1: to fall off. Nobody ever falls off for nothing like
Speaker 1: well except Ben Simmons. Can we talk about that, Ben,
Speaker 1: You can talk about Ben Man. That motherfucker is the
Speaker 1: worst motherfucker to ever played basketball in the history of
Speaker 1: light skin ass fuck that. I know he's looking at
Speaker 1: me right now. Ben Simmons, you ain't shit. You ain't
Speaker 1: gonna never be ship it. You can't shoot file shots,
Speaker 1: you can't see three pointers. What do you think about that? Mike? Well,
Speaker 1: you know where with Ben? I uh, they say he's
Speaker 1: good for the season, not good for the playoff, but
Speaker 1: he got the players that really comes. Okay. Secondly, Bent
Speaker 1: Russell Simmons would make fucking free those okay, Stevie Wonder,
Speaker 1: Richard Simmons who scored more than five points, Little Richard
Speaker 1: and all the Simmons. He's definitely the weakest of all Simmons.
Speaker 1: But you know what I'm saying. I mean, he got
Speaker 1: us for a four million dollars. My thing I wish
Speaker 1: would have traded him. Why he had a value that
Speaker 1: right for hard perfect time right there the traffic, and
Speaker 1: we didn't do way. We really thought we loved this kid,
Speaker 1: but you know, he got exposed four team every game
Speaker 1: that the Sixers lost. They lost by less than five
Speaker 1: every game that they lost. Ben Simmons lost by shooting.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what the fuck anything? But I would have
Speaker 1: forgave him. I have a personal issue with Ben. Ben
Speaker 1: was I would have I would have forgiven if they
Speaker 1: were that beat Atlanta. Ben was in my was in
Speaker 1: my girl's DM. Light skinned nigga ship right, Ben wasn't
Speaker 1: my girls after the Kardashians after Ben was in my
Speaker 1: girl's DM on Snapchat, Ben bros. And mind you, I
Speaker 1: hooked this nigga up with a girl. This guy was
Speaker 1: like my homie, homie and then my girl the game
Speaker 1: and I called he was like friends, you know, but
Speaker 1: he like, you know all about What did he say
Speaker 1: in the DM instead of trying to shoot his shot?
Speaker 1: Shooting free throws? You know what I'm saying? And I
Speaker 1: lost respect for him when he went to my you know,
Speaker 1: don't you know? Like I don't give an I find
Speaker 1: my girl girl M Yeah he was in my girl
Speaker 1: girl like yeah, yeah, he wasn't her M if he
Speaker 1: would have won, if they wouldn't won the game, what
Speaker 1: did he say, hold on, hold on the friend in Philly?
Speaker 1: That showed I didn't do her. No, your your girl,
Speaker 1: the Asian girl. He was in her DMA. He was
Speaker 1: in rods DM like NonStop being real thirsty. Wow, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. I lost respect for him when
Speaker 1: you did that, Like, I have no interest in none
Speaker 1: of my friends. Girl, I don't give a bass. It's
Speaker 1: a certain situation where you don't funk with nobody else's girl.
Speaker 1: It's not that's another story. She's not your friends. But wait,
Speaker 1: he's in your DM about your girl girl. That's your
Speaker 1: girl girl. Yeah, I know you, I know I know
Speaker 1: your yes, but I'm saying he's not. I mean the
Speaker 1: bitches DM. He's in my girl girls d M. That's
Speaker 1: light skin niggership. Yeah. So I lost suspect for him
Speaker 1: then when he did that, and then he was consistent
Speaker 1: because at first it was in the d M s. Yeah, Mike,
Speaker 1: please sell. He was trying to really hollow her, like
Speaker 1: you know, you don't need that little black twee gass
Speaker 1: his hairlines, like really, drive the motherfucker. He got crooked
Speaker 1: tea things, his wide open you. I'm telling you what
Speaker 1: he says. Because these young kids think because the NBA player,
Speaker 1: they got a hundred eighty four min Algy could get
Speaker 1: any woman to want You know what it is is
Speaker 1: that ego best. So if you got a real woman,
Speaker 1: she ain't falling for. This is the bullshit with with him.
Speaker 1: This is the bull Hey, okay, this is the bullshit
Speaker 1: with with with Ben Simmons. He ain't really us. He
Speaker 1: was in Europe. Put that motherfucker on twenty third in Cumberland.
Speaker 1: He get bust the funk up, beat up. You don't
Speaker 1: do that, Mike. He could have any good in the world.
Speaker 1: He kicked five millions. No, no, no, no before that,
Speaker 1: before that he was making seventeen dollars a week and
Speaker 1: no um um burger king working. Wait, why he's in college?
Speaker 1: Why he was overseas? See what was the overseas We
Speaker 1: mean that's where he came from. No where, from Australia,
Speaker 1: Australian at LS. You know he didn't, no, he didn't
Speaker 1: what best Simmons were talking about about. Richard Simmons, Ben
Speaker 1: Simmons Nia. He played two years at LS and then
Speaker 1: we drafted him number one. He was bullshit, but his
Speaker 1: greatest thing was overseas in Australia, like Australia where he's born.
Speaker 1: He played college here he was. He was full of
Speaker 1: ship and I have no he have no burger king
Speaker 1: well anyway, he was just fed up. I mean, I mean,
Speaker 1: we're not gonna We're not gonna take away his credit.
Speaker 1: He's a great defensive player. Yes, that's it. Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1: Shooting guard. He should be practicing shooting ball, shooting the
Speaker 1: free throws, not shooting in your homies, d n your
Speaker 1: homies girlfriends. Let me ask you this, Mike. After the
Speaker 1: first game where the Sixers came back after six points,
Speaker 1: we mean the Sixes overybody right, remember that when we
Speaker 1: lost our four Remember that and he lost bout four. Okay,
Speaker 1: he missed eight fucking free throws that game. That game
Speaker 1: when they went down by like twenty points, I stopped
Speaker 1: watching that game and I started trying to make a comeback.
Speaker 1: When it almost made that conbact, I said to myself,
Speaker 1: these guys are gonna win this game. Six four games
Speaker 1: training row, and they won every game. And our boy, Joel,
Speaker 1: what's up? Joe? He was funked up a little bit.
Speaker 1: He still he gave them getting all to he had,
Speaker 1: all he had obviously that last game seven Ben Simmons,
Speaker 1: you know when he did not go and take that
Speaker 1: dunk on that layoup on a simple shop, and I
Speaker 1: was ruing his face. He just showed that he lost
Speaker 1: all confidence in himself, you know, and and he got
Speaker 1: exposed and now his value to trade became almost nothing.
Speaker 1: I mean, this is a guy that's four million dollars.
Speaker 1: Let me ask you and me and are both are
Speaker 1: fucking Philadelphia team? Like we go bark to Charles Barkley
Speaker 1: to minute bow, I said, let's go back Tim Perry
Speaker 1: as when we trade that fucking Charles Barkley to no,
Speaker 1: we put Phoenix songs for Tim Hornes. Sound okay, I'm talking,
Speaker 1: Come on man, let's go back. Let's go back a
Speaker 1: little bit more. You got Maurice Cheeks and okay, Like,
Speaker 1: let me let me explain. What do the Sixers need, Mike,
Speaker 1: We need a shooting guard. So do you think Dami
Speaker 1: what's his name, Damian Lillard? He'd be great. I would
Speaker 1: take anybody and anybody that could shoot the ball. Honestly,
Speaker 1: I think you know Ben is good. I mean I'm
Speaker 1: not if you mind, ask out the whole thing with
Speaker 1: it disrespect his homies and going their girls. DM. You know,
Speaker 1: he's a great defensive player. I'm not gonna take that
Speaker 1: away from him, but he's good for the season. Playoffs
Speaker 1: is what really matters when you got to shoot the ball,
Speaker 1: you know, Um, he needs if if I'm here real much,
Speaker 1: he's gonna be traded. So maybe potentially Minnesota. I'm not
Speaker 1: sure where gonna get from Minnesota right now. The six
Speaker 1: is just trying to They'll take a hot dog for
Speaker 1: that nigger. I'm your guest on your show, so I'm
Speaker 1: asking you the questions. Now, the Eagles hurts, right, and
Speaker 1: the board that won the Hisman Trophy? Right, do you
Speaker 1: think we got the same situation firing four McNab and
Speaker 1: just Sean Johnson. We're gonna Jackson? Motherfucker. Um, you don't
Speaker 1: think they because they were they both was in college
Speaker 1: when Yeah, that's right, but uh did I did? I
Speaker 1: can't play four years? No? No, No, the quarterback got out.
Speaker 1: I know that he got out and went to Oklahoma. No,
Speaker 1: he got out and went to the pros. Man, I'm saying,
Speaker 1: and when you at Alabama, he went to Oklahoma because Alabama. Um,
Speaker 1: bottom line is, do you think the Eagles do you
Speaker 1: think the talk you know soccer? Motherfucker? They gotta let
Speaker 1: go soccer. Very long time ago I've been Do you
Speaker 1: think the Eagles are going to win the NFC East.
Speaker 1: It's gonna you know what, It all depends, man, Um,
Speaker 1: we have to allow Hurts to just be hurt. Let's
Speaker 1: see what this kid has. He's good. No, you saw
Speaker 1: him last year. We saw him last year. Okt me here.
Speaker 1: We still only one four games the Eagles guy, they
Speaker 1: we don't care. I won't get a funk. How good
Speaker 1: you all, how well you play? You win games? So
Speaker 1: I have confidence. I think we got We just gotta
Speaker 1: throw them out there. Let him play, just like we
Speaker 1: didn't mcnat. We let McNab play and McNab winning. We
Speaker 1: started winning games and took us through five nfccha up everything.
Speaker 1: I know that, But I'm saying he was at least
Speaker 1: every year he was a contender. Okay, let this. You
Speaker 1: know I love our draft pick as an Eagles fan.
Speaker 1: We got the best draftick in the fucking draft, got
Speaker 1: the best receiver, we got the Heisman guy, we got
Speaker 1: the fastest guy. So do you think that the Eagles
Speaker 1: are going to win the NFC East. I'm I'm a
Speaker 1: realist at the same time, because you got your nephews
Speaker 1: and ship you you bias. Were you talking about my
Speaker 1: nephews waiting the fucking uh he's in the NFC North Well, no,
Speaker 1: but he went to Sensinnat. His nephews are fucking fucking
Speaker 1: hot four million dollars a year. I'm not talking about them.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about the Cowboys, who are very healthy. We'll
Speaker 1: talk about the Giants who are growing. Are gonna come
Speaker 1: out the NFC East as the champions this year? Two?
Speaker 1: I don't know, honestly, I would have to see the
Speaker 1: first I want to tell you, I can answer that
Speaker 1: to the first three or four games of the season.
Speaker 1: So see how they're playing, how everybody else is playing.
Speaker 1: Right now, I think the Cowboys finally give press doctors money.
Speaker 1: He's excited about finally getting money. He's gonna prove himself.
Speaker 1: That's one New York got better last year. New York
Speaker 1: is gonna get me better. Washington picked up the fucking
Speaker 1: Practrick guy. He's like a ninety yelle guy with beard
Speaker 1: that you cannot killt him out. So we got that
Speaker 1: with him, and and then the Eagles. Technically, I mean
Speaker 1: they all post be really last place, so I'm not
Speaker 1: expecting too much from them. My hopes are not high
Speaker 1: for them. So even if they make it eight and eight,
Speaker 1: I blocked it. That was a great season. But I'm
Speaker 1: not I'm gonna say they're gonna win it. It's gonna
Speaker 1: at the end of the day, it's not gonna be
Speaker 1: a great division. They win at nine and seven is
Speaker 1: probably gonna win a division nine and seven, you know,
Speaker 1: so it would probably between Honestly, I expect the Cowboys
Speaker 1: to win the division this year, not unless some kind
Speaker 1: of magical um. The Eagles are gonna go twelve and
Speaker 1: three this year or twelve gonna bet your last eighteen dollars.
Speaker 1: You haven't I got seventeen dollars now, y'all seeing this live, Mike,
Speaker 1: you do not want to I'm a bush. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: bet wait wait hold what whoa whoa whoa? Because you
Speaker 1: don't pay up. You never keep talking about I are
Speaker 1: you right now, nid We'll pay me now after you
Speaker 1: win it, Beday, I guarantee you that the Eagles will
Speaker 1: come out the NFC East champions. You're taking away that
Speaker 1: twelve wins, man, No how many wins you think they'll have,
Speaker 1: don't don't put the crack away. Don't smoke the weed
Speaker 1: in a crack. I don't smoke. There ain't no fifteen.
Speaker 1: Give me a realistic I'm gonna get your realistic number.
Speaker 1: The Eagles are gonna be twelve and what is seventeen?
Speaker 1: Twelve and five? The Eagles is gonna be twelve and
Speaker 1: five this year. I'm gonna i'm a You said twelve
Speaker 1: and five because my ten thousand dollars on thousand dollars
Speaker 1: you said, I'm not even gonna give you that much.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna just say, if they win over ten games,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you ten thousand dollars. What that's than that?
Speaker 1: You're gonna give me a thousand dollars or I'm gonna
Speaker 1: work for you for free? No, you you're gonna get
Speaker 1: my fucking money. Mike never hires me. He hired me
Speaker 1: one time, and um, we was up there, Royal Allen.
Speaker 1: We me, We did the whole thing that we just
Speaker 1: did the show at the Michael Blacktons show at then
Speaker 1: you didn't hire me. Somebody else pay he was on
Speaker 1: the show because because oh I didn't know you had
Speaker 1: I didn't I'm sorry, I'm sorry, all right, but look man,
Speaker 1: I thank you for having me. But I'm gonna ask
Speaker 1: you this question, and I really appreciate you, bro, because
Speaker 1: like a lot of comedians don't give me my props,
Speaker 1: You've given me my props. No Philadelphia median has ever
Speaker 1: given me my propers. You're the one that opened the
Speaker 1: doors for us. You was the comedian that we looked
Speaker 1: up to. You was at raw guy that came out
Speaker 1: of Philly and you want to You was the one
Speaker 1: that had the rooms for us to go and perform.
Speaker 1: And besides the comedy clubs, we were very tough to
Speaker 1: get in, you know, so you had every back in
Speaker 1: the day. If you started comedy in the nineties, it
Speaker 1: was all about those urban rooms. Those rooms are what
Speaker 1: made us tough comedians. We had a couple of feeling
Speaker 1: that ran with I was rying by Javan, he was
Speaker 1: a host. And you go to New York and you
Speaker 1: got rooms and talent hosted and Rob Stapleton, you know,
Speaker 1: all those guys that Drew Fraser's and it's smoky. All
Speaker 1: those guys came out of those places in New York,
Speaker 1: you know, and then Philly, of course, and then you
Speaker 1: go to d C. You have the Chris Thomas, you know,
Speaker 1: then you go to Baltimore, you had the Mike Brooks,
Speaker 1: you know, so every those were the those were the
Speaker 1: driving distance from where we grew up, from Tray State,
Speaker 1: the tri States. So when you went to those places,
Speaker 1: these were the guys that had comedy rooms for us
Speaker 1: to go and work out in. So you open it,
Speaker 1: you helped. You give us a place, a platform to perform.
Speaker 1: So I gotta give your props, but no, I appreciate it.
Speaker 1: You know, you have your stepbacks going to jail and
Speaker 1: then you know that, you know, it reversed over and
Speaker 1: came back. But like a lot of people that I
Speaker 1: put on, you're you're one of the only people. It's
Speaker 1: a couple other that that was like yo, I never
Speaker 1: knew he went through that ship. We still right sitting
Speaker 1: next to me, you know. And and you know, I
Speaker 1: appreciate you, man, I love you. And I do this
Speaker 1: thing now with Hand Up Entertainment. We do a splash
Speaker 1: comedy pool party like this is nothing. What you do. Listen, bro,
Speaker 1: I need you to come through in three weeks and
Speaker 1: you're gonna come through that. Uh July to seventeen, it's
Speaker 1: going it's going down. What is that semon? What did
Speaker 1: a week. Is that uh Saturday booked for the whole year.
Speaker 1: You're gonna come through. You gotta make that show you want.
Speaker 1: You can Michael black can Michael blacks and come through
Speaker 1: and do that for me and we I'm booked on
Speaker 1: the seventeen. We're not not not the Bone Connecticut. Hey, mothersucker,
Speaker 1: We're gonna do this hand up entertainment and myself who
Speaker 1: I hooked up with, We're going to hook up with
Speaker 1: you so we can bring that spoop pool plash whatever
Speaker 1: that is pools where you do this in Philly pool No,
Speaker 1: we do it out here. You talking about player, We're
Speaker 1: gonna do it out here, the pool plash splash comedy show.
Speaker 1: We're gonna do it. And you're gonna come through and
Speaker 1: probably give you like twenty whatever you sh I ain't
Speaker 1: got twenty thousand to give you, Mike. My network is
Speaker 1: more than yours. Come on, man, but your network isn't
Speaker 1: gunna money, motherfucker. Everybody look up Michael Blackston and Javan Parrison.
Speaker 1: But I love this boy, man, Listen, seriously, I love
Speaker 1: you man. Thank you for having me like I appreciate Mike, Listen,
Speaker 1: I appreciate you, man, because I have watched you come
Speaker 1: from the guy walking down the steps at Bartram High
Speaker 1: School to this pimp ass dude. Appreciate that. Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: bit here, I got telling earlier, even with the whole thing.
Speaker 1: But he's a come on, he's a great and I
Speaker 1: got my hairline. He's still doing. Whats happened to you?
Speaker 1: What else? Mike? Mike? Stop getting the haircut every week? Yeah? What?
Speaker 1: What kind of whoa? Whoa? Whoa? There's no beijean and
Speaker 1: my ship you well, you know what they think about it.
Speaker 1: I've always died my age. I'll dye my haird Mike,
Speaker 1: Mike Africa. Who can stressed out? Man? Stop getting your
Speaker 1: haircut every fucking week? Stop to look good man. I'm
Speaker 1: on stage every week. See you on stage of the year.
Speaker 1: It's a difference, motherfucker. Okay, big heads, you won't you
Speaker 1: won't let me open up for you because you can't
Speaker 1: follow me. Yeah, give me your page, open up, open up,
Speaker 1: give me, give me, give me your pig, Give me
Speaker 1: your pig one night, one night. Differ. You could go
Speaker 1: up there and twork and I'm still following you. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm give give me your page one night, Mike, is
Speaker 1: probably one of the funniest man on stage run on
Speaker 1: the Funnies, but Javan is funnier. How you wish money?
Speaker 1: Who I started this guy wish all right, I started
Speaker 1: it and I finishing it. Alright, alright, I start no ship.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put him on the show just for the
Speaker 1: hell of it. Well, put me on the show the
Speaker 1: next five shows, your next five shows, hold on, stop
Speaker 1: all your your guests, because all right, I'd be like Mike, yo,
Speaker 1: can I come? But now I mean I go on
Speaker 1: the road. I have two I thought two guys open up.
Speaker 1: But I'm gonna figure I'll show that I'm gonna have
Speaker 1: you come out that the next five shows. Put me on. God,
Speaker 1: I don't even pay me. Put me on the shows.
Speaker 1: Fly me in and put me up. I gotta fly.
Speaker 1: I'm sure to show that you could drive to Africans.
Speaker 1: We gotta save some money. But but like I said, man,
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter where you. Like I said with def Jam,
Speaker 1: I had a setback on set def jam My Death
Speaker 1: in the Air. But like I said, if it would
Speaker 1: have aired then in the nur I would have been
Speaker 1: bigg as hell. I would have been dune by like
Speaker 1: two thousand nine. Who knows. I'm just saying like you never,
Speaker 1: don't don't ever. Whatever guy has planned for you is
Speaker 1: gonna happen eventually. Don't ever say and and that that's
Speaker 1: what disturbs me about you because I I watched you
Speaker 1: from coming down them fucking steps and every time I
Speaker 1: say that, coming down those steps of Bartram High School,
Speaker 1: he was not a comedian. He had this fucking chain
Speaker 1: and I was going to see this girl named Donna Lockett.
Speaker 1: Remember Donna Lockett, one of the baddest motherfucker's in Philadelphia.
Speaker 1: And I saw him and then later on we hooked
Speaker 1: up as a comedian. Don't say listen when it when
Speaker 1: it was all said and done, I look back and
Speaker 1: I sit in the audience. I was at a show
Speaker 1: in Baltimore and I sat back and my my, my
Speaker 1: sister Lynn, me and remember when me and Lin came
Speaker 1: and we sat there and I was like, this motherfucker
Speaker 1: is bigger than me. But I loved it. I love
Speaker 1: the fact that he was fucking doing his grind. He
Speaker 1: was grinding, he was grinding, and he was grinding. I
Speaker 1: saw stuff on on the internet where he's about to
Speaker 1: get a new show. Who did. I wasn't supposed to
Speaker 1: say that too. Yeah, yeah, but you know I'm the
Speaker 1: type I don't I don't talk about but but but again,
Speaker 1: but again, you never if if any of these new
Speaker 1: actors or comedians that get cameos in a movie, whatever,
Speaker 1: whatever you do, dumb, tell your friends you're in the movie.
Speaker 1: Can watch the movie and make sure you've seen it. Still,
Speaker 1: I don't talk. I didn't see you and coming to
Speaker 1: America too, I was like, why the funk they didn't
Speaker 1: you tolze you more so much? That's how like I
Speaker 1: saw you in I could have been in the McDonald's scene.
Speaker 1: Trust me. The whole world felt that way. But it's
Speaker 1: okay to trust me. It just made the word more
Speaker 1: hungry for you to like, God, we want to see
Speaker 1: more of this nigger. And that's what it is. I
Speaker 1: don't mean me. I never I never let Hollywood get
Speaker 1: to me. I never let nothing bother me. I know
Speaker 1: whatever God has for me, it's gonna come much Ahead
Speaker 1: has a plan for you where you have. Hey, Mike, well,
Speaker 1: we gotta bring this young artist and see what can
Speaker 1: I can? I say, no, I'm gonna want to see this.
Speaker 1: I I really want because like, Um, I'm with some
Speaker 1: new people hand hand Up Entertainment, and we are looking
Speaker 1: for comedians, female male comedians. Hand up entertainment. D m them.
Speaker 1: Look they that their Instagram. Yes, hand up Entertainment, and UM,
Speaker 1: we're gonna go through there and um do some some comedy.
Speaker 1: We're just trying to bring real comedians because this pandemic
Speaker 1: bore some bullshit out. But when you pick up that, Mike,
Speaker 1: five minutes be five minutes, but five minutes could be
Speaker 1: five hours. And my guy's status and everybody shouts out
Speaker 1: to Charlie, Matt shouts out to myself, and I appreciate you, Mike, really,
Speaker 1: I really appreciate much respect perform. I was that respect
Speaker 1: for my people's man um In fact, if you're in
Speaker 1: l A and July, you could probably in l A.
Speaker 1: I just want a big ass swell point. Well, I
Speaker 1: don't even want to talk about the house. What are
Speaker 1: you talking about, Mike, Stop, don't start no, let me
Speaker 1: tell you something. Pull it up. When you brought what
Speaker 1: with what money? Javon this guy to be in time point,
Speaker 1: even living next door to Michael Jack just been dead
Speaker 1: for twelve years, I said, Michael Blacks. They the B
Speaker 1: and the B don't even hey, listen, he brought up
Speaker 1: twelve points six room and Charlie Max how it was.
Speaker 1: Motherfucker man, don't don't care. No, I ain't gonna cap
Speaker 1: on your show. But you know what I'm doing, and
Speaker 1: you know I'm trying. Rightfore, he came on the trees
Speaker 1: like my in a hundred dollars, I'm about of cash.
Speaker 1: Let's pow uh Dallas sign j V P E A
Speaker 1: R S O N everybody cash. Let's see if hold on,
Speaker 1: let's see if you got motherfucking um followers. You ain't
Speaker 1: got no followers. Let me tell you. Hold on, hold on,
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on. You don't got no followers. My
Speaker 1: followers only Like did you want to see about dudes?
Speaker 1: I'll pull out a dick in a titty can tell
Speaker 1: them in the show. Guys, shout out to Javan. This
Speaker 1: is a veteran artient, very comedian that, like I said,
Speaker 1: we all looked looked up to a lot of comedians
Speaker 1: looked up to him. You know he's he's started a
Speaker 1: lot of rooms that we are winning and get our
Speaker 1: ship on and helped us to become tough comedians. Appreciate
Speaker 1: that and my and my Instagram is uh Javine Pierson Official,
Speaker 1: go on Javine Pierson j v O and an E.
Speaker 1: P e r s o in official and hand up
Speaker 1: in Entertainment and my boys status my dear and Mike,
Speaker 1: I appreciate you any time. Man Hey follow your If
Speaker 1: you do follow him right now, you could be the
Speaker 1: eighth follow up he has seven yesterday the bat. Come on,
Speaker 1: let's do what the bat you said. I'm saying, if
Speaker 1: the Eagles went more than ten games, I'm gonna give
Speaker 1: you ten thousand dollars. That's my boy. And if they
Speaker 1: win less than that, I need for you know, I'm
Speaker 1: not hired, right, nigger, I'm gonna need you to pay
Speaker 1: up that fucking thousand dollars out of that thirteen point
Speaker 1: one million dollars. Just slide to this word about you
Speaker 1: win more than ten games, they win more than thing,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get yours grant cash, cash, fucking money. I'm
Speaker 1: not talking about Nigeriannira, I'm not talking about goddamn bitcoin.
Speaker 1: To my bro, you as dollars in your hands, and
Speaker 1: if they don't, I'll work for you for years, nigger.
Speaker 1: And then and I got I got my uh I
Speaker 1: got my passport this week, I'll go there excoose me.
Speaker 1: You go fire one of them fake as P P
Speaker 1: p P loans and give me my thousand dollars. Thank
Speaker 1: you for having us another episode podcast. Thanks for listening
Speaker 1: The mother Sucker Podcast with me Michael Blackston. It's a
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Speaker 1: and The Black Effect Podcast Network. Produced by Brendan Morgan
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Speaker 1: Associate producer is Jess Apple. Executive produced by Michael blacks
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