1 00:00:05,480 --> 00:00:07,920 Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that found a way to switch 2 00:00:07,960 --> 00:00:12,400 Speaker 1: out the annoying sound of lawnmowers by reengineering them to 3 00:00:12,520 --> 00:00:14,680 Speaker 1: sound like a seductive moan instead. 4 00:00:17,040 --> 00:00:19,480 Speaker 2: My god, how does my husband love his grass? More? 5 00:00:19,600 --> 00:00:24,240 Speaker 1: Yes, sounds like Bill's trimming the hedges again. With laser stories, 6 00:00:24,760 --> 00:00:27,120 Speaker 1: this segment where we read weird news stories around the globe, 7 00:00:27,280 --> 00:00:29,240 Speaker 1: just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser 8 00:00:29,600 --> 00:00:32,680 Speaker 1: and those other mobros just don't. This first laser story 9 00:00:32,760 --> 00:00:37,600 Speaker 1: is out of you guessed it, Florida. Recently, a thirty 10 00:00:37,640 --> 00:00:42,160 Speaker 1: six year old man named Calvin Johnson crashed a stolen BMW, 11 00:00:43,360 --> 00:00:46,000 Speaker 1: which you're not supposed to do that. So when the 12 00:00:46,040 --> 00:00:48,319 Speaker 1: cops showed up, they asked him what was going on, 13 00:00:48,600 --> 00:00:52,320 Speaker 1: and he actually had the perfect excuse. Not only did 14 00:00:52,320 --> 00:00:54,960 Speaker 1: he not know the car was stolen, but he also 15 00:00:55,120 --> 00:00:57,600 Speaker 1: quote teleported into the vehicle. 16 00:00:57,880 --> 00:01:01,120 Speaker 3: Oh I say, wasn't breaking it? 17 00:01:01,120 --> 00:01:04,840 Speaker 2: It was, yeah, he was driving before he teleported into it. 18 00:01:04,920 --> 00:01:07,479 Speaker 3: Who knows. He just ended up there from his reportation. 19 00:01:08,280 --> 00:01:11,160 Speaker 1: After that, the officers asked him to elaborate, and that's 20 00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:14,240 Speaker 1: when Calvin made a reference to X men and told 21 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:17,160 Speaker 1: the officers, you saved me from the aliens. 22 00:01:18,640 --> 00:01:21,280 Speaker 2: Now it makes sense, Jeff, Yes, yeah, I didn't before. 23 00:01:21,319 --> 00:01:24,440 Speaker 3: No more questions. You're free to go Florida. So they're like, 24 00:01:24,440 --> 00:01:25,880 Speaker 3: we completely understand. 25 00:01:25,600 --> 00:01:28,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, I'm sure there's no drugs used here at all. 26 00:01:29,120 --> 00:01:31,959 Speaker 1: Turns out they didn't quite believe him, so he was 27 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:32,840 Speaker 1: then taken to. 28 00:01:32,800 --> 00:01:35,080 Speaker 3: The hospital to be checked out head first. 29 00:01:35,160 --> 00:01:39,440 Speaker 1: Of course, turns out Calvin's imagination may have been boosted 30 00:01:39,480 --> 00:01:40,400 Speaker 1: by substances. 31 00:01:42,080 --> 00:01:43,480 Speaker 3: Doesn't sound very Florida like. 32 00:01:44,959 --> 00:01:46,480 Speaker 2: I thought it was just in the air in Florida. 33 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:48,080 Speaker 3: Yeah. 34 00:01:48,120 --> 00:01:50,240 Speaker 1: In the end, he was charged with grand theft auto 35 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:51,160 Speaker 1: and driving on. 36 00:01:51,120 --> 00:01:52,600 Speaker 3: A license that was suspended. 37 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:57,240 Speaker 1: And just because Calvin is a supposed time traveler doesn't 38 00:01:57,280 --> 00:02:00,919 Speaker 1: mean he can escape from his extensive criminal record here 39 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:01,840 Speaker 1: on Earth. 40 00:02:01,600 --> 00:02:03,560 Speaker 3: In modern times guys with. 41 00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:08,240 Speaker 1: Convictions for grand theft, trespassing, obstruction, and loitering. He's now 42 00:02:08,280 --> 00:02:10,079 Speaker 1: facing a pretty lengthy sentence. 43 00:02:10,200 --> 00:02:12,240 Speaker 2: Yeah, but I bet he can teleport right out of prison. 44 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:14,959 Speaker 2: So cool. Yeah, you know, no big deal. 45 00:02:15,360 --> 00:02:16,480 Speaker 3: One loophole in the system. 46 00:02:16,880 --> 00:02:20,840 Speaker 1: Your next laser story is out of Rockland, Maine. A 47 00:02:20,880 --> 00:02:23,400 Speaker 1: twenty five year old guy named Philip Tackers was out 48 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:26,120 Speaker 1: in public arguing with his twenty two year old's girlfriend. 49 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:28,840 Speaker 2: Nobody got tempting keep private. 50 00:02:29,080 --> 00:02:31,360 Speaker 1: The loud disagreement was happening out in public on a 51 00:02:31,440 --> 00:02:35,079 Speaker 1: pedestrian walking bridge, and while the couple was being extremely 52 00:02:35,120 --> 00:02:38,160 Speaker 1: animated with each other, a random guy named Mike Peterson 53 00:02:38,320 --> 00:02:41,400 Speaker 1: was walking by and saw it escalating, so he tried 54 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:42,120 Speaker 1: to intervene. 55 00:02:42,200 --> 00:02:45,760 Speaker 3: Oh god, and that's when the couple. 56 00:02:45,480 --> 00:02:48,880 Speaker 1: Turned their anger on Mike and began yelling at him 57 00:02:48,919 --> 00:02:49,919 Speaker 1: to stay out of it. 58 00:02:50,080 --> 00:02:52,080 Speaker 2: Oh, it looks like the couple only needed a common 59 00:02:52,280 --> 00:02:53,919 Speaker 2: enemy the other together. 60 00:02:54,360 --> 00:02:56,919 Speaker 1: But Mike was concerned, so he just asked the couple 61 00:02:56,960 --> 00:02:59,440 Speaker 1: to just chill out. Yeah, and that's when the pair 62 00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:01,639 Speaker 1: teamed up and threw Mike off the. 63 00:03:01,600 --> 00:03:06,079 Speaker 3: Bridge to chill out. 64 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:06,760 Speaker 2: That's in appropriate. 65 00:03:06,840 --> 00:03:11,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, he fell forty five feet into ice cold water. 66 00:03:11,880 --> 00:03:13,959 Speaker 1: Fortunately he was able to swim to the shore before 67 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:17,040 Speaker 1: hypothermia set in, and a bystander called the cops. 68 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:19,840 Speaker 3: When officers arrived, the. 69 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:23,320 Speaker 1: Couple accused Mike of trying to assault them on the bridge, 70 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:25,639 Speaker 1: and they wanted to press charges. 71 00:03:25,760 --> 00:03:29,600 Speaker 2: Wait a minute, but there it's like couples counseling down, 72 00:03:29,720 --> 00:03:29,920 Speaker 2: you know. 73 00:03:30,440 --> 00:03:32,560 Speaker 3: Yeah, he healed them, so thankfully. 74 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:35,080 Speaker 1: There were a few more witnesses who told officers that 75 00:03:35,200 --> 00:03:38,400 Speaker 1: was not the case, and the couple was charged with assault, 76 00:03:38,520 --> 00:03:41,640 Speaker 1: reckless endangerment, and providing false statements. 77 00:03:41,760 --> 00:03:43,480 Speaker 2: But they went through this together. 78 00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:48,360 Speaker 3: And set to get married in three months. Congratulations to them. 79 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:49,000 Speaker 2: So healthy. 80 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:53,040 Speaker 1: This next laser story is out of Food News. If 81 00:03:53,040 --> 00:03:54,680 Speaker 1: your go to order at the game is just a 82 00:03:54,720 --> 00:03:58,120 Speaker 1: boring old hot dog, you're not alone. 83 00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:01,440 Speaker 2: I love a classic, Yeah, have to get one, exactly. 84 00:04:01,560 --> 00:04:03,280 Speaker 3: The more wieners the better, that's right. 85 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:07,240 Speaker 1: Yes, a new study found it is still America's favorite 86 00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:09,960 Speaker 1: stadium food. 87 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:11,600 Speaker 2: And then I don't even like when they mess with 88 00:04:11,640 --> 00:04:14,680 Speaker 2: me and give me those like sausages and stuff. Give 89 00:04:14,680 --> 00:04:15,680 Speaker 2: me a straight hot dog. 90 00:04:16,400 --> 00:04:18,760 Speaker 1: Yeah, but you know what, if that's too boring, make 91 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:20,680 Speaker 1: sure to head on down to the Citrus Bowl in 92 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:23,840 Speaker 1: Orlando this month, where during the college football game, they 93 00:04:23,880 --> 00:04:27,640 Speaker 1: will debut the first ever turkey leg breaded with crushed 94 00:04:27,680 --> 00:04:28,200 Speaker 1: up cheese. 95 00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:32,920 Speaker 3: It there's a photo of it. My god, it's. 96 00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:35,960 Speaker 2: It is so orange. 97 00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:40,120 Speaker 1: It's very the Nabisco cheese It is a sponsor of 98 00:04:40,120 --> 00:04:42,599 Speaker 1: the game, and in order to compliment the turkey legs, 99 00:04:42,720 --> 00:04:45,920 Speaker 1: they'll be serving a zesty cranberry chutney with it. Which 100 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:50,200 Speaker 1: balances the cracker's sharp cheddar flavor with a sweet tart contrast. 101 00:04:50,440 --> 00:04:54,839 Speaker 2: Yeah, piece of fried chicken covered in cheese. It I 102 00:04:54,960 --> 00:04:55,240 Speaker 2: love it? 103 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:57,400 Speaker 3: Yeah? 104 00:04:57,520 --> 00:04:58,840 Speaker 2: Sorry, Yeah, Okay. 105 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:02,120 Speaker 1: Fans can grab a wall supplies last starting in the 106 00:05:02,240 --> 00:05:05,159 Speaker 1: second quarter of the game for twenty five dollars each. 107 00:05:05,480 --> 00:05:07,280 Speaker 2: They gotta want us to wait till we're a little 108 00:05:07,360 --> 00:05:08,280 Speaker 2: drunk before. 109 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:11,960 Speaker 1: They don't explain why they're not going to start selling 110 00:05:11,960 --> 00:05:14,400 Speaker 1: it until the second quarter. It might be butchering the 111 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:15,960 Speaker 1: turkeys live in the first. 112 00:05:15,760 --> 00:05:18,640 Speaker 3: Quarter, so we'll see what happened finish. Yeah something. 113 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:23,040 Speaker 1: Let's go to your final laser story out of holiday headquarters, Siey. 114 00:05:23,760 --> 00:05:26,240 Speaker 1: Some people donate their old junk to goodwill at the 115 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:28,720 Speaker 1: end of the year, hoping for a small tax ride off. 116 00:05:29,160 --> 00:05:30,680 Speaker 3: But last weekend. 117 00:05:30,440 --> 00:05:33,240 Speaker 1: You could have taken it into game stop and gotten 118 00:05:33,240 --> 00:05:38,240 Speaker 1: some actual money, like my old clothes sort of. I 119 00:05:38,279 --> 00:05:41,839 Speaker 1: say that because the retailer held its first ever trade 120 00:05:42,040 --> 00:05:43,960 Speaker 1: anything day this past Saturday. 121 00:05:44,040 --> 00:05:46,159 Speaker 2: Why are you always telling us this after we could 122 00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:49,400 Speaker 2: have gotten money, Jeff, Why not before we got the money? 123 00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:50,920 Speaker 3: Je saw the headline over the weekend. 124 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:53,839 Speaker 1: Oh, I'll take the blame for it, But the idea 125 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:57,000 Speaker 1: was that you could bring in almost anything and then 126 00:05:57,040 --> 00:05:59,200 Speaker 1: get some store credit to use in return. 127 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:02,280 Speaker 2: While dude, what did game stops do with all the 128 00:06:02,360 --> 00:06:03,080 Speaker 2: random crap? 129 00:06:03,400 --> 00:06:05,960 Speaker 1: Plenty of people participated and the employees had to deal 130 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:08,279 Speaker 1: with a lot of weirdness. I bet some of the 131 00:06:08,320 --> 00:06:13,520 Speaker 1: strangest items they received included taxidermied animals, including a large 132 00:06:13,520 --> 00:06:14,799 Speaker 1: bobcat and a goose. 133 00:06:16,160 --> 00:06:19,320 Speaker 2: Those are expensively Yeah, I was thinking to get grosser 134 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:19,920 Speaker 2: things than that. 135 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:23,839 Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, also a full eight piece creepy doll collection. 136 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:29,000 Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, that's hot with my emo kids right now. 137 00:06:30,120 --> 00:06:33,120 Speaker 1: Somebody brought in a speed limit sign. It was twenty 138 00:06:33,120 --> 00:06:33,880 Speaker 1: miles per hour. 139 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:35,440 Speaker 3: Hey, that's a good one. 140 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:37,320 Speaker 2: I'm sure they didn't take it off the street right 141 00:06:37,320 --> 00:06:38,640 Speaker 2: before they walked into game stop. 142 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:40,880 Speaker 1: You should get a dollar for every mile per hour 143 00:06:40,960 --> 00:06:43,400 Speaker 1: that's on the sign. I think twenty bucks seems fair. 144 00:06:43,760 --> 00:06:47,159 Speaker 1: A dog portrait was brought in. Somebody even tried to 145 00:06:47,160 --> 00:06:51,839 Speaker 1: bring in a living pet dog, hopefully hopefully as a joke, 146 00:06:52,240 --> 00:06:53,799 Speaker 1: but it was not accepted. 147 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:57,520 Speaker 2: Hey you know it wasn't a kid, so oh, that's 148 00:06:57,640 --> 00:06:59,560 Speaker 2: one way you looked at it. 149 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:02,240 Speaker 1: One I dressed up as Nicholas Cage and brought in 150 00:07:02,279 --> 00:07:10,560 Speaker 1: a copy of the Declaration of Independence. And finally, somebody 151 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:14,160 Speaker 1: brought in over one hundred VHS tapes with all the 152 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:15,720 Speaker 1: episodes of Friends. 153 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:18,760 Speaker 2: On them and every commercial break. 154 00:07:18,920 --> 00:07:21,280 Speaker 3: That's the one thing they could actually sell inside of. 155 00:07:21,200 --> 00:07:23,760 Speaker 2: The game stop if anyone had as player. 156 00:07:24,560 --> 00:07:27,160 Speaker 1: Now, this guy did not participate in the event, but 157 00:07:27,360 --> 00:07:32,080 Speaker 1: just imagine if he did. It's just boxes and boxes 158 00:07:32,120 --> 00:07:36,040 Speaker 1: of soiled shoelaces and you could use them first, whatever 159 00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:36,520 Speaker 1: you like. 160 00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:39,440 Speaker 3: The soundings, lasor stories has come to an end for 161 00:07:39,480 --> 00:07:41,640 Speaker 3: the day. We'll do it again the same time on 162 00:07:41,760 --> 00:07:42,080 Speaker 3: Monday 163 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:44,800 Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.