WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: The Trifecta

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<v Speaker 1>Brooking jewels. Second day, Jose, have you ever met a

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<v Speaker 1>woman at the grocery store? Yeah? Really, Well, we shouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>say yes to my ask around, but bet half tried.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what they say. They say it is a good

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<v Speaker 1>place to meet women at the grocery store. That's where

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<v Speaker 1>Kelly met Joshua, the guy that she wants us to

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<v Speaker 1>call this morning, Right, Kelly, I know it's really embarrassing,

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<v Speaker 1>but that's where I ended up meeting. So now, did

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<v Speaker 1>you stock him or did he stock you? We just

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<v Speaker 1>actually were both in the pasta aisle. No. I was

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<v Speaker 1>buying pasta sauce and he was getting spaghettios. Nothing like

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<v Speaker 1>a little Italian love affair store. Well, you saw that

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<v Speaker 1>he was a really good cook, and instantly I actually

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<v Speaker 1>started laughing. We made a comment that I thought spaghettios

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<v Speaker 1>were only for fat kids out swinging, Kelly, So you

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<v Speaker 1>just started ripping on the guy. Did you think they

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<v Speaker 1>was cute? Like Route the Bat when you saw him

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<v Speaker 1>and you you were trying to start a conversation with him,

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I think I think anything. I just I

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<v Speaker 1>saw him reaching for spaghettios, and I was pretty shocked

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<v Speaker 1>because I didn't know that adults still late that. All right, Um,

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<v Speaker 1>but yeah he was. I mean it's really cute. So

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<v Speaker 1>what did he do when you ripped on him for

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<v Speaker 1>buying spaghettios? You know? He chuckled a little bit, but

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<v Speaker 1>he eventually ended up asking for my numbers? So huh right,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe maybe he liked you because he ripped on him.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know you like that. I like it. He

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<v Speaker 1>likes a little abuse the girl to jubile the hotter

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<v Speaker 1>he thinks. Yes, I liked be beating up just a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit. Yeah, it's true, it's true. What did you

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<v Speaker 1>guys do on your date when you went out? He

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<v Speaker 1>just took me out for a movie and some dinner.

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<v Speaker 1>It was pretty normal and I think it went well

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<v Speaker 1>because he ended up asking me back to his place.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, did you guys um go all the way?

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<v Speaker 1>Seal the deal, put the O in spaghettio? Yeah, we

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<v Speaker 1>ended up fooling around. We didn't go all the way,

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<v Speaker 1>but I think I might have messed it up. Why

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<v Speaker 1>do you think you mess it up? As I was

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<v Speaker 1>going over the date, I realized that that song what

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<v Speaker 1>does the Fox Say? I kept singing it like under

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<v Speaker 1>my breath. Oh no, I was worried you made another

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<v Speaker 1>fat kid joke at the wrong moment. You kept singing

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<v Speaker 1>what does the Fox Say? Your breath wasn't like, it

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't like once, it was at least three or four times.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you talking about like while you're making out what

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<v Speaker 1>the dude, You're just like, what does like? What do

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<v Speaker 1>you mean? What do you mean? You hope not. You

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. It's just the song was so stuck in

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<v Speaker 1>my head that any time anything came up that sort

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<v Speaker 1>of referenced it, I just kind of started humming along.

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<v Speaker 1>And so you had the what does the Fox Say?

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<v Speaker 1>Song stuck in your head and you couldn't control yourself

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<v Speaker 1>from randomly humming it. Haven't you guys ever had a

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<v Speaker 1>song stuck in your head and you found yourself it? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>when I'm by myself, I've done it. I've done it.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been singing Bye Bye Bye by in sync since

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<v Speaker 1>nineteen ninety nine because you think it's a current song.

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<v Speaker 1>So all right, did he ever make note of that

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<v Speaker 1>or bring it to your attention? Or I did get

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of weird books, but I wasn't really paying

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<v Speaker 1>attention like you maybe just thinks you have some kind

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<v Speaker 1>of twitch or something like that to rest. He's like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so had the date in then we went back to

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<v Speaker 1>his place when we hooked up, and then I had

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<v Speaker 1>a gay home for work in the morning, so I

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<v Speaker 1>just left and I thought i'd hear from him the

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<v Speaker 1>next day, but I never did. What did he say

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<v Speaker 1>when he left his place? He just said good night?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I really I don't think that I sang

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<v Speaker 1>the song while we were hooking up. He closes the door.

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<v Speaker 1>I hope you figure out what the fox says. You

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<v Speaker 1>need to leave. So when's the last time you heard

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<v Speaker 1>from him. I haven't heard from it since I left

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<v Speaker 1>to department. And how many times if you try to

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<v Speaker 1>get hold of him. I've called him twice. I can

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<v Speaker 1>try to get in touch with him the next day,

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<v Speaker 1>but then I figure why not? But he didn't answer.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Well, we'll could play a song, come back,

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<v Speaker 1>call him and get your second day update. All right, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>luckily we're not playing the song what the Fox say

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<v Speaker 1>looking jubil in the morning? Update? All right, Kelly, are

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<v Speaker 1>you ready to call Josh and see if you're having

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<v Speaker 1>the song? What does the Fox say stuck in your head?

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<v Speaker 1>And humming it over and over again annoyed him to

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<v Speaker 1>the point where he didn't want to ever see you again. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>let's do it. If you're just tuning into the second

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<v Speaker 1>day update, Kelly wants us to call josh a guy

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<v Speaker 1>that she met at the grocery store. They went out

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<v Speaker 1>to dinner in a movie, end up back at his place.

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<v Speaker 1>They were making out a bunch, and then she left.

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<v Speaker 1>She thinks it might be because she had the song

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<v Speaker 1>what does the Fox Say? Stuck in her head and

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<v Speaker 1>was humming it all night long out loud. Would that

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<v Speaker 1>change your mind, though, jubil. I mean, if you've got

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<v Speaker 1>a girl all the way back to your place, it

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<v Speaker 1>depends how annoying it was. And if she was all

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<v Speaker 1>the way back in my place, I'd probably be like,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, I can deal with it for right now,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm not. Yeah, but if it was like constant,

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<v Speaker 1>I might be like, Okay, this girl is just a

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<v Speaker 1>little too much for me, you know, like a little

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<v Speaker 1>too hyper or something. Still not a quite deal breaker. Yeah, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, you ready, Kelly, yep, I'm ready. Okay, We're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna call him right now. Hello, I was looking for Joshua. Yeah, Hey, Joshua,

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<v Speaker 1>this is jew Bil. How are you. Yeah, I'm doing

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<v Speaker 1>pretty good. Do you have any idea who je Bil is? No?

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<v Speaker 1>I all right, this is Jewel from Brook and Jewil

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<v Speaker 1>in the morning. I'm moving ninety two point five the

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<v Speaker 1>radio station. We're calling you because you recently went out

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<v Speaker 1>with a girl named Kelly and you've kind of blown

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<v Speaker 1>her off since your date. Yeah, yeah, I do. I

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<v Speaker 1>do remember Kelly. Yeah? I thought you're saying, yeah. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you realize that you've blown her off? Yeah? Actually I do. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>is there any particular reason why you're not calling Kelly back?

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<v Speaker 1>She emailed us and said that she liked your date

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<v Speaker 1>and she wants to go out with you again, but

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<v Speaker 1>you won't return her phone calls or anything. Is Is

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<v Speaker 1>there a particular reason? Did you do something wrong on

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<v Speaker 1>the date? Well, um, she's a very interesting girl. She's

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<v Speaker 1>very interesting. Does that mean that's usually not high praise? Honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>I've actually never met a girl like Kelly before. And

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<v Speaker 1>you're saying that's a good day. Not exactly trying to

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<v Speaker 1>be positive. Okay. We talked to Kelly and she said

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<v Speaker 1>that she had that song what does the Fox say?

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<v Speaker 1>Stuck in her head and she kept humming that throughout

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<v Speaker 1>your date. I know, for me, if I were to

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<v Speaker 1>go with a girl like that, I think that was

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<v Speaker 1>kind of strange and maybe a bit annoying. Did that

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<v Speaker 1>bother you? What? What does a fox saying? What mean? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>It's a song. If you're not familiar with it, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't worry about it. It's not that great. Um, so

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<v Speaker 1>what's the problem then? Why aren't you getting back to her? Well? Um,

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<v Speaker 1>everything was going perfect, I saw it. Until we got

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<v Speaker 1>back to my place. Things got kind of you know

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<v Speaker 1>how we started making out a little bit and uh,

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<v Speaker 1>and then she took her shirt off and then there's

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<v Speaker 1>something there. There's something there? What does that mean? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>usually there should be a couple of belong What do

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<v Speaker 1>you mean? Was there? It didn't belong? It was it

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<v Speaker 1>was more like in her like her stomach. Reason she

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<v Speaker 1>had like a tattoo or something more like. Let's say,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess a certain nipple. Oh my god, that's so weird.

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<v Speaker 1>Believe you, Josh, Josh. Josh. Kelly's on the phone right now, Josh,

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<v Speaker 1>are you serious? That is not a certain nipple. It's

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<v Speaker 1>it's enough, it's an extra piece of skin. That's fine,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not so nipple. And my ex boyfriend actually really

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<v Speaker 1>liked it. I'm sorry kissing the nub, but like it's

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<v Speaker 1>his favorite. So, Josh, you thought she had a third

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<v Speaker 1>nipple that grossed you out and you didn't want to

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<v Speaker 1>continue it any further. Looked exactly like her other two nipples. Clearly,

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<v Speaker 1>you're not an experienced guy. If you don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>the nipple looks like, I'm sorry. Can you guys explain

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<v Speaker 1>to me exist again, what it looks like in detail?

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to know. Tell me every detail. If

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<v Speaker 1>you have a third nipple, just email to Brooks. She

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<v Speaker 1>wants to see it. A flap of skin, it's something

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<v Speaker 1>with ariola. Are are two different things? Is it like

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<v Speaker 1>a skin tag? This is a nipple, man, I not

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<v Speaker 1>a nipple. Maybe a little piece of skin. I can't

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<v Speaker 1>believe that you're that shallow that you wouldn't call someone

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<v Speaker 1>back because of that. I can't believe you're that shallow.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not warn me about it something you know, like

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<v Speaker 1>you need to be warned about an extra piece of skin. Yes, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's big, Kelly, Like, how big is this little nub

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<v Speaker 1>you got? No, it's it's seriously, he's being a child.

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<v Speaker 1>It's nothing. It's a little piece of skin. It doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>look anything like a nipple, looks like at this point,

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<v Speaker 1>I would like to ask you guys, if you'd be

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<v Speaker 1>interested in going out on a second day. We will

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<v Speaker 1>pay for it. Josh, would you like to go out

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<v Speaker 1>with Kelly again? Now I know it's not an actual nipple,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess I can. I can get over that. Really, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>whoa Kelly? Josh would like to go out with you

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<v Speaker 1>again and give your your nub another chance? Would you

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<v Speaker 1>like to go out with Josh? Absolutely not? Y, come on, no,

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<v Speaker 1>no way. Well he didn't know it wasn't a nipple.

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<v Speaker 1>Now that he knows, he's willing to say, Okay, I

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<v Speaker 1>can get past it. I just looked like a nipple, barn. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Well I think that your nose is huge and it

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<v Speaker 1>actually resembles a nose. Yeah, and it's pretty awkward because

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<v Speaker 1>it's actually bigger than you're real. You guys are perfect.

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<v Speaker 1>Then you guys are perfect for each other. You got

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<v Speaker 1>Kelly with a nub on her tummy and knows Josh,

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<v Speaker 1>I think you guys make a great upple JUPI in

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<v Speaker 1>the morning,