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Speaker 2: Would you believe.

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Speaker 1: It's not your mindsillion pieces? Would you believe, guys, gals,

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Speaker 1: non binary pals, Welcome to a Minnesot a Minnesot a

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Speaker 1: minisode a Minnesot Minnesota, Minnesot.

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Speaker 2: Nah, right, it's it's a morning edition.

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Speaker 3: Kurt and I are up early recording these Minnesotes because

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Speaker 3: it's Super Bowl weekend in Los Angeles. Not that could

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Speaker 3: attest to this, Not that there's a single advertisement in

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Speaker 3: the entire city of Los Angeles letting the residents know

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Speaker 3: that the.

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Speaker 2: Super Bowl is here in two days.

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Speaker 1: That is so fascinating true, there is not a single

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Speaker 1: That is how much Los Angeles does not give a

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Speaker 1: that's like airing on Epics that has like fifty five billboards,

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Speaker 1: and the super Bowl does not have a single billboard.

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Speaker 2: It does not.

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Speaker 3: And the even weirder part is that we're hosting the

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Speaker 3: super Bowl and the Los Angeles Rams are in the

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Speaker 3: super Bowl, So our hometown team is in the super Bowl.

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Speaker 3: And I am telling you, if you live here, the

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Speaker 3: only ads are down near what used to be called

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Speaker 3: Staples Center, which is now called the Crypto dot Com Arena.

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Speaker 1: It's so insane, all right, like all culture has just

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Speaker 2: It's so real.

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Speaker 3: But there's one big thing that's just like home of

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Speaker 3: super Bowl XLVII or whatever it is this year.

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Speaker 2: Other than that, I mean this town. It's what Kurt said.

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Speaker 3: Every billboard is for a show you've never heard of,

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Speaker 3: a YouTube original.

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Speaker 1: Series, a YouTube original series.

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Speaker 3: There are people currently right now in the air flying

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Speaker 3: because it's winter and sincey and it's eighty degrees in

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Speaker 1: But uh, there is there is a there's literally a

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Speaker 1: billboard for a man named Chas Dean and he's just

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Speaker 1: a He's just a he cuts hair, and he has

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Speaker 3: Indeed, is a local like legend. He's a legend because

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Speaker 3: he looks mythical. He looks like a creature out of

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Speaker 3: at some point, and he sells hair care products and

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Speaker 2: You turn right around, you go back home.

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Speaker 1: Man, I would love to get if anybody knows if

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Speaker 1: chas Dean is his given name, but at birth, then

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Speaker 1: I will eat a whole surfboard. I will cut it

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Speaker 3: Okay, I like this, and I think you're gonna I

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Speaker 1: Wait, does Chastine have his own have his own like

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Speaker 1: Oh, Chastein is big time.

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Speaker 3: thousand times over. Anyways, this has bananas, mini sos. These

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Speaker 3: are your confessions.

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Speaker 3: The topics we asked for this week were small crimes

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Speaker 3: good ones. Some of them are confessions. Some of them

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Speaker 3: you guys just letting us know things, which I find

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Speaker 3: mini solds. It's just Kurtie B and I freestyling. Okay,

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Speaker 1: And you could also you can say this is a

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Speaker 3: We like to know what our beloved ban animals are

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Speaker 3: up to. Here's a confession, okay, and I'm gonna do

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna do a confession into what it kind of

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Speaker 2: So here we go.

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Speaker 3: Sweet, I stole toilet paper and so from work for

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Speaker 3: In summer of twenty nineteen, within a week, I had

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Speaker 2: Oh no, this is crazy, And I think.

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Speaker 3: I've mentioned this on one of the main episodes, but

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Speaker 3: So she started dating guid you only owned one towel,

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Speaker 1: What his mystique was. I'll tell you what his mystique was,

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Speaker 3: So he he invited me over for a birthday party

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Speaker 1: He's just like a genuinely strange and smart and funny guy.

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Speaker 3: I hope to see him again in life. But the

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Speaker 2: Our kind of guy, and you mentioned his agelessness.

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Speaker 3: When I first moved to Brooklyn, I became friends with

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Speaker 2: It's called hot Tub. They're really funny. I'm performing.

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Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean?

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Speaker 3: You really know in New York. And I don't know

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Speaker 2: You know?

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Speaker 1: I always was fascinated by that, and now I feel

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Speaker 2: Yes, all the time, do you know what I mean?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you've been to this house, I've been to your house.

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Speaker 3: Like in normal cities, you go over each other's houses

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Speaker 1: It's it's like secret. It's like a little hole that

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Speaker 2: Nobody lives this way.

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Speaker 1: People are going over other people's houses constantly. Yeah, there's

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Speaker 3: That's why I always loved when I lived in Atlanta,

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Speaker 2: So you were just baut cards.

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Speaker 2: Still a good buddy.

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Speaker 3: When she came over, they were like, oh cool, this

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Speaker 3: I just wanted to check that you had a bed.

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Speaker 2: And I mean, I was like, what do you mean?

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Speaker 2: She's like a bed fray.

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Speaker 3: She's like half the guys I go on dates with

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Speaker 3: just have mattresses on the floor. She's like, great bed choice.

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Speaker 3: She's like, that's an awesome bed. And I was like, well,

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Speaker 3: thank you so much. But she snooped. She just walked

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Speaker 3: and I was.

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Speaker 2: Like, how sizing you up? Sizing you up?

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Speaker 3: Still a friend of this day, nothing more than a

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Speaker 3: was just like, is this guy a normal guy? Is

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Speaker 3: he an adult or is he still a man boy?

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Speaker 1: And that's the question. Always try to be an adult, folks,

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Speaker 1: try to be an adult in the good ways and

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Speaker 1: not the bad way. That's right right, Keep it silly,

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Speaker 1: keep it You're all resolved.

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Speaker 3: Never worry about these things ever. Again, thanks for sharing

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Speaker 3: your confession.

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Speaker 1: I'men on Patrick as Spiritus Sanctum Bananas Fies.

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Speaker 1: Produced and engineered by Katie Levine.

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Speaker 2: Theme music by Kahan, and all.

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Speaker 1: Of our artwork is done by Travis Millard.

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