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Speaker 2: Jenkins and Jones on The Volume Podcast Network. It is

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Speaker 2: very late at night on Sunday, July sixteenth. Thanks for

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Speaker 2: staying up late with us. If you're listening live on AMP,

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Speaker 2: Jonesing Hour on the East Coast.

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Speaker 3: As always, he's the most awake out of all of us.

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Speaker 2: It's not me.

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Speaker 4: I'm just going to couch at eight thirty, bro, come

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Speaker 4: on man.

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Speaker 2: As always, Jenkis and Jones hosted by Dragonfly Jones aka

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Speaker 2: Tyler aka the night Owl himself everybody with Jethro Jenkins

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Speaker 2: aka John was Aunt Bubba's I'm GUARDI b aka Mike

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Speaker 2: motherfucking mother fucking Mike, motherfucking fucking Mike. We're produced by

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Speaker 2: the one and only Jackson Stafon, who will be joining

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Speaker 2: us later for We're very excited and I'm teasing this

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Speaker 2: even though it's going to be at the end of

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Speaker 2: the show. We're launching. You know, everyone comes up with

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Speaker 2: their fun segments to do in the in the off season,

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Speaker 2: and we decided we needed to have the most fun

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Speaker 2: and stupid possible recurring segment. Tyler Jilly Billy Summer filling

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Speaker 2: out a thirty two team bracket that will be animals

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Speaker 2: fighting each other for supremacy, and we'll get more into

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Speaker 2: the specifics of it. He has a weight class thing

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Speaker 2: that I think makes it really brilliant. But we're gonna

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Speaker 2: do selections Sunday at the end of the show and

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Speaker 2: break into four regions of eight animal groups each, So

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Speaker 2: stay tuned to the end of episode for that before

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Speaker 2: we do anything else. So I have got to talk

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Speaker 2: about because I am in Central California and it was

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Speaker 2: one hundred and fifteen degrees here today and I understand

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Speaker 2: that this is how most of America has been living

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Speaker 2: for the last couple of weeks. Is that it's historic heat.

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Speaker 2: They said the Earth, the Earth had its hottest week

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Speaker 2: ever last week, which is not a great idea, Like

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Speaker 2: this really is the future for humanity obviously, Like this

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Speaker 2: is what everyone's been talking about for so long. What

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Speaker 2: are we gonna do, fellas, I mean, other than going

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Speaker 2: to movies and falling asleep in the fifty five degree

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Speaker 2: air conditioning? Like, what are we gonna do? I am

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Speaker 2: not meant to live like this. I will not survive

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Speaker 2: many summers of this kind of heat if I were

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Speaker 5: I mean, and it's a good chance that it's just

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Speaker 5: gonna get hotter year by year. Dog Like, motherfuckers just

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Speaker 5: want to, you know, duck put their head in the

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Speaker 5: hands about climate change. This shit is real, dog Like,

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Speaker 5: it's about to be the hottest fucking Like I saw

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Speaker 5: this ship where Death Valley's gonna experience the hottest day

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Speaker 5: ever recorded there and people are trekking there too to

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Speaker 5: experience it because white people be bored as fuck. But yeah, people.

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Speaker 2: Are bad, even for white people. That's right.

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Speaker 5: Fucking one hundred and thirty one degree, bro, Just go

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Speaker 5: to a sauna at Gold's gym if you want to

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Speaker 5: experience that, Like, Like, what the fuck do you gain

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Speaker 5: out of actually going to Death Valley dog. But yeah, man,

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Speaker 5: it's it's it's wild though, we're.

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Speaker 2: Gonna be asked to sympathize with someone who died driving

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Speaker 2: to a place called Death Valley on its hottest day. Ever,

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Speaker 2: That's what I was thinking. Did they not learn from

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Speaker 2: from the submersible? You know what I mean? Come on, guys,

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Speaker 2: you feel me. I mean I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I'm not complaining it at all, bro, because I mean

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Speaker 3: it was cold for nine months straight in lag we

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Speaker 3: ain't see the sun, so I've not complained about the heat.

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Speaker 4: One Time Dog that winner was impossible.

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Speaker 2: That was that was the fucking what what? What was it?

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Speaker 3: So he was all into what the fuck what the

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Speaker 3: great winters winner is coming? That was l Yes.

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Speaker 2: Boy, Sundays just forget the name of a game of throw.

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Speaker 5: Oh. I was bro.

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Speaker 2: I was just leap for the last hour before we

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Speaker 2: got on this motherfucker. I thought I woke a wake up.

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Speaker 2: I woke up like, is it is it tomorrow? Nigga?

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Speaker 2: That's unreal? That's great? Who's your boy?

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Speaker 3: What's the I forgot John Moras named One Time Dog,

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Speaker 3: so this might be on brand.

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Speaker 2: Actually, gee, you feel me? This is just me being me.

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Speaker 2: That's a fact. That's a fact. Okay, a little bit

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Speaker 2: of basketball news to talk about. First of all, I

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Speaker 2: the NBA, it's college ball, is high school ball. One

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Speaker 2: of the most impressive things I've ever seen any human

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Speaker 2: being do with a basketball in their hand. Sabria yan

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Speaker 2: Escu thirty seven points, only missed two three pointers in

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Speaker 2: the in the three point shooting contest at the WNBA

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Speaker 2: All Star Weekend. I think the first one was one

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Speaker 2: of the two that she missed.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, missed the first one. Yeah, yeah, what the fuck?

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Speaker 2: This is crazy shit. I was like nauseated watching that video.

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Speaker 4: I was looking at that, like, Bro, is that what

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Speaker 4: it feels like to be a god?

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Speaker 3: I really feel like there's certain moments you see people

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Speaker 3: do things like wow, like you literally couldn't tell me

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Speaker 3: shit in this moment. You know what I mean, I'm

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Speaker 3: better than everybody, bro, you feel me like it.

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Speaker 4: Was one of those moments. It was beautiful.

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Speaker 3: But to see how like it's it's a three point contest, right,

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Speaker 3: this is not like you know, in game shit. But

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Speaker 3: to see how amped she was after like doing that,

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Speaker 3: knowing that she is on a level that nobody had

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Speaker 3: ever gone in that competition before. Man, that was incredible

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Speaker 5: Yeah, she was really letting that motherfucker fly, you know what.

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Speaker 5: I like, how shit lined up you know, this year.

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Speaker 5: Maybe it's something that WNBA should look into with how

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Speaker 5: All Star Weekend in Summer League with there was that

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Speaker 5: there at the same time, right because you got you

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Speaker 5: got so much you know, cross pollination with NBA stars

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Speaker 5: think it's something that that they might want to check

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Speaker 5: into into, like trying to line shit up with with

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Speaker 5: you know, Summer League and making it just a whole,

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Speaker 1: Man.

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Speaker 5: I really think that was a good look this year

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Speaker 5: for sure.

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Speaker 2: But I just like I watched that video like three

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Speaker 3: Mean, it really happened, you know what I'm saying, Like, No,

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Speaker 3: it's crazy, crazy.

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Speaker 2: We talked about this with Steph Curry too, But it's

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Speaker 2: there are those moments, like John said when you're watching

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Speaker 2: something and you're like, you could not practice your way

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Speaker 2: to that, Like there's something that's God given in that,

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Speaker 2: you know what I mean. That's like you could You

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Speaker 2: That's what all athletes are trying to do, but some

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Speaker 2: people are just built different. Steph Curry hit a hole

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Speaker 2: in one and absolutely lost his mind, went running down

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Speaker 2: the fairway. John. It was this the basketball golf crossover

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Speaker 2: moment that you were looking for, and you're like, I mean,

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Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, I mean it's cool to see him

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Speaker 4: Like people. I think he has two of them, and

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Speaker 4: one of them is in front of Like he.

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Speaker 3: Had a hole out from like forty feet, which I

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Speaker 4: I was like, actually that's why like eighty yards.

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Speaker 3: You remember that Jackson, That hole out he had got

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Speaker 3: like eighty yards, Like you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: It was like yeah, it was like a yeah, it's

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Speaker 3: He's he does this shit in front of crowds like

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Speaker 3: a hole in one, and like I'd be nervous hitting

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Speaker 3: the ball in front of a crowd that large, you

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Speaker 3: know what I mean. Let me just put you know

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Speaker 3: what I'm saying, make good contact, and he's and he's

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Speaker 3: hitting holding ones is crazy, but.

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Speaker 2: Like, how how amazing is his life? You know what

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Speaker 2: I mean? Like I tweet I tweeted Doug.

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Speaker 3: I was like, there is no way I'd be him,

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Speaker 3: and anybody could convince me that we're not in the simulation,

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Speaker 3: you know what I mean, Like, there's no way I'm him.

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Speaker 4: I'm like, Bro, I'm born to an NBA dad. You

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Speaker 4: feel me? You know what I mean?

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Speaker 2: The best shooter ever to touch a ball in the

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Speaker 2: same at the same tournament, at the same golf tournament.

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Speaker 3: He turns his back on the rim and almost and

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Speaker 3: like throws it backwards. It almost makes a shot. Nigga, Bro,

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Speaker 3: you are programmed?

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Speaker 5: Yah?

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Speaker 1: Did you see.

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Speaker 5: Look away?

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Speaker 6: He hit like a thirty foot eagle and walk step

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Speaker 6: Curry was at bro the eagle to win on eighteen,

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Speaker 6: a thirty foot.

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Speaker 4: Eagle to win.

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Speaker 2: Is just impressed as a as a as a holding one. Bro.

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Speaker 3: I mean, it's just as likely that that's gonna happen.

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Speaker 3: He's incredible, but he's just he's not He's not normal.

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Speaker 3: Like if his life feels programmed, like somebody had a

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Speaker 3: wish and type that ship in and just hooked his

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Speaker 2: And he's you know, he's not living. It's insane. How

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Speaker 2: how his life has been.

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Speaker 1: Bro, I don't see why volume coworker.

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna say, I see why he's a man of

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Speaker 5: faked Holy roller, because how can you not think your

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Speaker 5: God's favorite if you live to like this step has

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Speaker 5: lived right?

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Speaker 4: Incredible?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and and and that's what killed me. Like I

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Speaker 5: saw him get the hold one. I was like, Bro,

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Speaker 5: is there anything this dude can't do? And then he said, yeah,

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Speaker 5: that was my second holding one. I was like, how

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Speaker 5: in the fuck? Like lightning struck twice for you, bro,

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Speaker 5: Like you you couldn't just settled for being the fucking

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Speaker 5: second greatest point guard ever, best shooter ever. You have

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Speaker 5: to have two only ones too. It's ridiculous though, I.

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Speaker 6: Mean four players that darw Jason Tieth asked on Twitter

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Speaker 6: if he's the most coordinated eye, hand coordinated person to

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Speaker 6: ever live.

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Speaker 1: I think that's probably trip.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean you factor in the handles, right, We've

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Speaker 5: never seen a combination of handles and shooting like him, right,

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Speaker 5: You see how good he is at golf? He for

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Speaker 5: sure has a case.

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Speaker 3: The shot that he threw backwards, it almost made Kyle

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Speaker 3: Lowry took three times to make and he was throwing

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Speaker 3: the ball, that's how deep it was. He turned around,

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Speaker 3: looked backwards like this and with one arm tossed it

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Speaker 3: and it hit back rim right, hit.

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Speaker 2: The heel, hit the heel straight on too, right, straight.

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Speaker 4: Like it was.

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Speaker 2: It looked cash when he left his hands.

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Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, Like, that's a shot that

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Speaker 4: That's what I talked about. Adam twenty two his wife crazy.

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Speaker 3: Like this has worked for me, Nigga. You know what

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Speaker 2: This is a this you know what I mean. This

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Speaker 2: Bro, He's won of four hundred in the world right now.

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Speaker 5: Twenty two is a really made me uncomfortable with this

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Speaker 5: Like it's embarrassing to just been weird, right, just the

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Speaker 2: That's exactly how I feel. Like, if that's your thing, cool,

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Speaker 4: I don't be tripping.

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Speaker 3: I'm not controlling in any way, you know what I'm saying,

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Speaker 5: Bro.

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Speaker 2: You know I asked him. I mean, I understand all

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Speaker 2: You know what I mean, He left it.

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Speaker 5: He leaves it all out on the court. Bro.

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Speaker 3: You've had had all this fun before me cool, I'm

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Speaker 2: I just couldn't imagine having that image in my brain

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Speaker 2: and ship being cool.

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Speaker 2: You know what I mean?

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Speaker 4: All right, ain't knowing, ain't no way.

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Speaker 2: Hell's I think Jackson has not been able to believe

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Speaker 2: we're talking about this during the entire segment. There's your

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Speaker 3: In the summer for sure, because especially in the middle

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Speaker 3: of the playoffs, bro, we would have had to might

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Speaker 4: But look at me, like, are you really talking about this?

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Speaker 2: Are you talking about pouring on Sunday? We're testing the

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Speaker 2: California right now, I'll tell you that. But all right,

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Speaker 2: it's it's the moment you've all been waiting for. It's

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Speaker 2: selection Sunday for Do we have a name for this yet.

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Speaker 5: We'll figure it out, Jenkins Jones, animal bracket or some shit.

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Speaker 2: We gotta get the bracket, bracket, of bracket, of police

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Speaker 2: brackget the beast bracket, the beast bracket. Okay, so the

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Speaker 2: rules are as follows. Tyler has selected thirty two. You

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Speaker 2: want me to tee this up, Tyler? You want to

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Speaker 2: do it okay. Tyler has selected thirty two animals and

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Speaker 2: We're gonna put that bracket up with the link on

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Speaker 2: the Jenkins and Jones Twitter account. You can register your

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Speaker 2: brad just like March Madness. You could pick who you

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Speaker 2: we're gonna talk about a couple times a week. I

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Speaker 2: think the next time we'll have everything up on Twitter,

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Speaker 2: We'll talk about a couple times a week. This is

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Speaker 5: So that being said, yes, and we're going to we're

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Speaker 5: the polls on Thursday. We are going to open up

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Speaker 2: And no poles on threads.

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Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah. And also the reason we're picking a thousand

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Speaker 2: Okay, I think so Jackson give us a draft order.

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Speaker 2: I think it's only fair that Tyler starts off with

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Speaker 2: the number one pick. Since it's his idea and bracket.

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Speaker 6: I think Tyler has a number one pick, John has

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Speaker 1: I have a question. Are we reading all thirty two

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Speaker 5: Go ahead and read all thirty two of the entries

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Speaker 2: Tyler, you read them off and start us off with

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Speaker 3: Like I'm like, oh, I'm like seeing the battles in

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Speaker 5: All right, So, the the thirty two entries that we

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Speaker 5: fifty twenty pound raccoons, twenty five forty pound honey badgers.

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Speaker 3: It's twenty it's fifty twenty pound, fifty twenty pounds, okay, cool, cool, yeah, okay, okay.

440
00:20:23,359 --> 00:20:27,960
Speaker 5: Twenty fifty pound pit bulls, two hundred five pound rats.

441
00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:32,119
Speaker 2: Wild Card sleeper team. Right there, baby ten one hundred

442
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:35,320
Speaker 2: that's Davison. That's Davison with Steph Curry the rats.

443
00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:37,720
Speaker 4: And you don't have to tell the what they do

444
00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:40,400
Speaker 4: the math. They can do the math. They by the number.

445
00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:42,560
Speaker 2: Oh that's true. Yeah, yeah, that's Tyler. You could just

446
00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:43,399
Speaker 2: say the number of animals.

447
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:47,760
Speaker 5: That's true, all right, all right, tenn ten kangaroos, eight cassawaries.

448
00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:51,480
Speaker 5: I don't know what that is, the the most dangerous

449
00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:54,600
Speaker 5: bird and only in Australia, of course. Yeah, that's all

450
00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:57,960
Speaker 5: you needed to know, right, Six sixty seven golden eagles.

451
00:20:58,040 --> 00:21:03,119
Speaker 5: Tyler freeze Jeffries, oh man, that's two. That's he did freeze.

452
00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:06,880
Speaker 6: He also first a second ago Castlewarris. Go ahead, Castwarris

453
00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:07,720
Speaker 6: are flightless birds.

454
00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:10,840
Speaker 2: I just the other Tyler. You you froze after Castawarris,

455
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Speaker 2: So start on the next one.

456
00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:12,760
Speaker 4: All right.

457
00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:15,680
Speaker 5: Sixty seven golden eagles. Y'all. Remember we talked about having

458
00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:18,520
Speaker 5: birds in this and I googled what what was the

459
00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:20,960
Speaker 5: eagle that smashed up a fucking sheep and flew off

460
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,680
Speaker 5: with it, and it was the Golden Eagles. So that's

461
00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:28,359
Speaker 5: why I've been here. We've got five bucks, twenty five wolverines,

462
00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:33,760
Speaker 5: one polar bear, five big horn rams, one water buffalo,

463
00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:40,320
Speaker 5: five war hogs, twenty five bobcats, five mountain lions, one

464
00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:43,200
Speaker 5: hundred house cats. That one hundred housects is gonna be

465
00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:45,560
Speaker 5: a fucking fight, bro, ten.

466
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Speaker 2: That's a puncher's chance too, Bro, that's a puncher chance too.

467
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:51,280
Speaker 2: I mean, if you ever watched one house cat fight.

468
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Speaker 5: Right right, and keep in mind, this is gonna be

469
00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:55,360
Speaker 5: a scary ass house cat. That's gonna, you know, run

470
00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:57,240
Speaker 5: out your room when you get a text mess of notification.

471
00:21:57,320 --> 00:21:59,800
Speaker 5: These are gonna be animals in full fight mode.

472
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Speaker 2: You phil me tails all fluffed out and ship.

473
00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:09,240
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, Okay, So did I say five war hogs yet? Well, okay,

474
00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:14,240
Speaker 5: twenty five house cats, five mountain lions. Okay, I already

475
00:22:14,280 --> 00:22:19,360
Speaker 5: said that. Ten chimps, hundred ten chips, fifty foxes, two

476
00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:22,600
Speaker 5: hundred roosters. That's gonna be a fucking fight too. Fifty

477
00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:25,560
Speaker 5: Tasmanian devils. Those are going to be held to. One

478
00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:29,359
Speaker 5: bison and five unarmed, two hundred pound humans. The weakest

479
00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:32,760
Speaker 5: fucking animal here easily. They're an eight seed, no question.

480
00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:34,440
Speaker 2: That's the first one out. That's a bubble seam that

481
00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:35,119
Speaker 2: shouldn't have made it.

482
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,560
Speaker 5: And when we say five unarmed humans, you keep in

483
00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:40,960
Speaker 5: mind they're not allowed to wear shoes or boots, anything

484
00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:43,680
Speaker 5: or anything. Those are fucking weapons. This is just gonna

485
00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:45,680
Speaker 5: be a bunch of dudes with some tidy whities getting

486
00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:47,359
Speaker 5: their ass handed to foods.

487
00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:51,080
Speaker 2: Firstly, food. Someone's got to lose to Duke by seventy

488
00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:53,480
Speaker 2: five points seid ten am on Thursday morning, you know

489
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Speaker 2: what I mean.

490
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Speaker 5: Okay, So yeah, so okay, Tyler, who's your first pick?

491
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Speaker 5: My first pick? And I think this is probably the

492
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Speaker 5: number one overall seat here is. I'm gonna go with

493
00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:07,280
Speaker 5: a thousand pound bison, I think because keep in mind

494
00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:09,480
Speaker 5: the situations here is gonna be straight up open field.

495
00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:12,560
Speaker 5: There's gonna be no you know, field advantages. And a

496
00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:14,920
Speaker 5: thousand pound bison with a full head of steam on it,

497
00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:18,360
Speaker 5: like bro, that is a that's a yeah, that's a tank.

498
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:21,080
Speaker 5: That's a freight train. So that's a good overall number

499
00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:23,160
Speaker 5: one there is the one thousand pound bison.

500
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Speaker 1: I'm shocked by this.

501
00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:28,960
Speaker 3: Frankly, I think that's I mean, I think the the

502
00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:31,680
Speaker 3: two hundred rats would fucking destroy that.

503
00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:34,920
Speaker 2: Bisonding me, Oh yeah, it's crawling all over what what?

504
00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:35,640
Speaker 2: What the fuck?

505
00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:36,000
Speaker 5: Bro?

506
00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:36,520
Speaker 2: Like is what?

507
00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:39,359
Speaker 5: Like? What are you hundred rats? Is that your your

508
00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:39,840
Speaker 5: one seed?

509
00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:41,560
Speaker 4: No, it's not my one seed, But I think that's good.

510
00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:44,360
Speaker 2: I think two animals. I'm gonna say, I think two

511
00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:46,439
Speaker 2: hundred rats will destroy that. That's what that's on the.

512
00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:53,080
Speaker 7: Yesnigga's gonna crawl it over that motherfucking niggas, Bro's what

513
00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:56,000
Speaker 7: what is it? Gonna stop them out? It's gonna stop

514
00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:58,680
Speaker 7: them all out while it's on this body. This is

515
00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:02,440
Speaker 7: can't even turn its head if he jumps on his back. Niggas,

516
00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:05,800
Speaker 7: he do nothing, little, don't Arthur.

517
00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:09,199
Speaker 2: Aren't there birds that that that eat the the like the.

518
00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:12,880
Speaker 5: Besides wolves, I'm not saying.

519
00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:13,880
Speaker 2: I'm not saying eating bis.

520
00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:17,159
Speaker 3: I'm saying there's birds that eat the parasites off bison

521
00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:17,560
Speaker 3: or something.

522
00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:20,560
Speaker 2: They can't turn their back to to to even.

523
00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:24,560
Speaker 5: Tell me what what a what is a rat bite

524
00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:27,440
Speaker 5: gonna do to a two inch thick buffalo hide meant

525
00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:30,320
Speaker 5: to withstand thirty degree below? Give zero we two hundred

526
00:24:30,359 --> 00:24:33,119
Speaker 5: rest enough time we gonna find out, nigga, you feel me.

527
00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:35,480
Speaker 2: Because it because he kids on his back. What's he

528
00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:35,840
Speaker 2: gonna do?

529
00:24:36,119 --> 00:24:36,480
Speaker 5: What's what?

530
00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:38,840
Speaker 2: What is he gonna do? So allow me to interject

531
00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:41,879
Speaker 2: and remind our listeners you will be the ones to

532
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:45,320
Speaker 2: decide who advances, and then we will come in with

533
00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:48,840
Speaker 2: the post game on the next podcast to decide. Clearly,

534
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:51,920
Speaker 2: we're not all gonna agree whether you are smart listeners

535
00:24:52,119 --> 00:24:56,600
Speaker 2: or very stupid listeners. The only the hold up before

536
00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:58,359
Speaker 2: John picks is the only other thing I want to

537
00:24:58,359 --> 00:25:01,080
Speaker 2: point out. Matchups will be super a super critical. It

538
00:25:01,119 --> 00:25:03,600
Speaker 2: is not just this is the best animal, it's can

539
00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:06,399
Speaker 2: this animal beat the other animal in a fight? So

540
00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:08,639
Speaker 2: that's what's gonna be exciting now. And now what are

541
00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:11,440
Speaker 2: we doing for terrain? Are we gonna flip? Is the

542
00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:12,440
Speaker 2: high seed?

543
00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:17,119
Speaker 5: Straight up fucking field, no trees or anything. There's no

544
00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:20,560
Speaker 5: advantages for tree fucking dwelling animals or anything. A straight

545
00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:22,399
Speaker 5: up field. And keep in mind it doesn't have to

546
00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:24,199
Speaker 5: be a fight to the death, even though somebody's matchups

547
00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:26,600
Speaker 5: will get bloody, because fights in nature don't always in

548
00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:28,600
Speaker 5: it that sometimes fights and in animals retreat, and so

549
00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:31,760
Speaker 5: keep that in mind to animals that can make another

550
00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:32,960
Speaker 5: group retreat, then you pick.

551
00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:36,959
Speaker 2: Them so effectively, these sets of animals have broken out

552
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,200
Speaker 2: of the zoo and found their way onto an NFL

553
00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:43,480
Speaker 2: football stadium field. Yes, okay, all right, John, your one seed.

554
00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:50,639
Speaker 5: I'm gonna go two tigers. Yeah, I think I think

555
00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:51,800
Speaker 5: they're a one seed for sure too.

556
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Speaker 2: I'm going with the four lions. That's ok. If you

557
00:25:58,359 --> 00:26:01,399
Speaker 2: ever see, if you if you've ever seen multiple lions,

558
00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:03,280
Speaker 2: because they do hunting packs, if you've ever seen the

559
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:06,840
Speaker 2: lions coordinatedly go after something, shoot me.

560
00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:08,119
Speaker 4: In the faces.

561
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:09,040
Speaker 1: Is a small lion?

562
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Speaker 5: Isn't that like lions like four hundred, aren't they? No,

563
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:15,120
Speaker 5: tigers are about four hundred, and lines are about yeah tiger, Yeah,

564
00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:16,720
Speaker 5: tigers are like five hundred.

565
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:19,480
Speaker 2: Yep. Okay, Jackson, your one seed.

566
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Speaker 6: I think there's still a variety of one seed level

567
00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:29,240
Speaker 6: talent available here. I'm gonna say to five hundred pounds, prizzlies.

568
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:31,119
Speaker 5: Those are my four to one seeds. We're on the

569
00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:31,680
Speaker 5: same page.

570
00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:34,960
Speaker 3: Tyler fro Mel, tiger's way between three hundred and thirty

571
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:37,840
Speaker 3: pounds and five hundred and seventy pounds on average.

572
00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:41,399
Speaker 2: Bro two hundred and fifty is an adolescent nigga.

573
00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:45,000
Speaker 5: You said tigers at you said tigers tigers.

574
00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:45,800
Speaker 3: I mean you know, I mean, I mean, I mean,

575
00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:48,320
Speaker 3: I mean lions, lions, male lions, male lies way way

576
00:26:48,359 --> 00:26:50,680
Speaker 3: between three hundred and thirty to five hundred and seventy,

577
00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:51,600
Speaker 3: so two hundred and fifty.

578
00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:53,280
Speaker 1: It's okay, we can make them female lines.

579
00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:55,440
Speaker 5: They're there anyway, bro.

580
00:26:56,760 --> 00:26:59,639
Speaker 4: But but don't the males wants to defend though, like

581
00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:00,240
Speaker 4: they're the is it.

582
00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:03,840
Speaker 1: A female females are killing bro?

583
00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:08,159
Speaker 2: Okay, so Jackson went, Jackson went with Grizzlies. Okay, so

584
00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:10,560
Speaker 2: snake draft Jackson is picking his two seed now.

585
00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:14,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, Oh wow, I forgot we were doing it

586
00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:15,000
Speaker 5: that way.

587
00:27:16,359 --> 00:27:19,600
Speaker 2: Snake drafts as a podcast producer.

588
00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:21,560
Speaker 1: Forget how they work. I just forgot that's what we're doing.

589
00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:23,000
Speaker 1: I'm going to.

590
00:27:23,119 --> 00:27:27,800
Speaker 6: Say, I'm really going for yeah, yeah I did. I'm

591
00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:33,280
Speaker 6: gonna go, uh, I'm going for a big bracket. Three

592
00:27:33,359 --> 00:27:35,159
Speaker 6: three and thirty pounds silver Backs is my.

593
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:39,200
Speaker 2: Two That's a strong two seed because it's got the

594
00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:42,720
Speaker 2: combination of intelligence and strength. That's a that's a tough out.

595
00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:45,160
Speaker 5: Opposable bemps are gonna come in real handy when it's

596
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:47,240
Speaker 5: time to like choke some ship out for them, you

597
00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:48,520
Speaker 5: know what I'm saying, Like.

598
00:27:49,119 --> 00:27:54,440
Speaker 2: You know, yeah, or to throw something those animals, right,

599
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:55,280
Speaker 2: they would.

600
00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:58,000
Speaker 5: They would kill rats with the other dead rats to death.

601
00:27:58,040 --> 00:28:03,040
Speaker 2: Bro, They're just they're making a rat paste on the

602
00:28:03,119 --> 00:28:06,080
Speaker 2: ground at center field for sure. Okay, So John your

603
00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:09,040
Speaker 2: two seed? Oh no, that was my two seed. I

604
00:28:09,119 --> 00:28:11,879
Speaker 2: forgot how the snake draft work. I'm gonna go with

605
00:28:12,119 --> 00:28:14,920
Speaker 2: I think actually we've all talked about this as being

606
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:18,359
Speaker 2: a value pick in the lethal animal world. I'm gonna

607
00:28:18,359 --> 00:28:22,320
Speaker 2: go with eight jaguars. Strongest fight of any land animal.

608
00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:24,720
Speaker 1: I genuinely thought about that as a one seed.

609
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:26,960
Speaker 2: I think that they're one seed caliber.

610
00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:30,480
Speaker 5: Quick question that you had the tigers in your backet, right, Mike.

611
00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:33,480
Speaker 2: I have I have lions. I have lions and jaguars.

612
00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:34,119
Speaker 5: Now lions.

613
00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:39,440
Speaker 2: All right, big big cat, big big cat. Guardy over here.

614
00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:39,840
Speaker 8: Let's go.

615
00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:48,760
Speaker 4: Oh man, I'm gonna go with the polar bear.

616
00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:57,959
Speaker 2: Okay, damn polar bears got some miss on him. They

617
00:28:58,600 --> 00:28:59,840
Speaker 2: a thousand pounds.

618
00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:00,400
Speaker 4: Polar bear like that.

619
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:02,080
Speaker 2: That's motherfucker.

620
00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:05,440
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, two picks for Tyler.

621
00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:09,520
Speaker 5: I'm for my two seed, and I think they have

622
00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:12,240
Speaker 5: a really good shot at winning it all. Bro, I

623
00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:16,200
Speaker 5: am gonna go with eight hyenas, man strongest bight in

624
00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:20,320
Speaker 5: the animal kingdom. Those motherfuckers go, they give lions and

625
00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:24,240
Speaker 5: run for their money. Like, yeah, that's gonna be my

626
00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:25,360
Speaker 5: number two seeds.

627
00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:27,640
Speaker 2: Hyenni's like the way they kill you too, is are

628
00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:31,440
Speaker 2: they pull your guts from your what they go? They

629
00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:31,720
Speaker 2: go for?

630
00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:31,880
Speaker 5: Like?

631
00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:33,360
Speaker 2: What purpose does that serve?

632
00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:37,640
Speaker 4: They just pull your intestines out from That's what it serves.

633
00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:41,000
Speaker 2: You're telling me the hyenas? Who are you're telling me?

634
00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:45,600
Speaker 2: Or the Jason Love of the Animals? Did he? Was

635
00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:48,040
Speaker 2: he on that? You saw boarding videos that I did?

636
00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:50,360
Speaker 5: You ain't had a lot of me?

637
00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:55,320
Speaker 2: Like that is it? Okay? It's John. Now it's Tyler.

638
00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:58,280
Speaker 2: It's Tyler's three Tyler's three seas.

639
00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:01,560
Speaker 9: Hmm hmm.

640
00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:06,840
Speaker 5: You know what I'm I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go

641
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:10,760
Speaker 5: with with twenty five honey Badgers. There's no Quinn. Those motherfuckers.

642
00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:13,320
Speaker 1: Shut up. I thought I had that as a three for.

643
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:15,959
Speaker 5: Sure, big honey Badger guy over here.

644
00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:18,760
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't know why I'm taking pride in the

645
00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:21,480
Speaker 6: pick as if that actually matters, But I really wanted

646
00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:22,800
Speaker 6: honey badgers in my region.

647
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,760
Speaker 5: I'm gonna go with twenty fifty pound African wild dogs.

648
00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:32,440
Speaker 5: They're a sleeper pick, Like, what are the most successful

649
00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:35,240
Speaker 5: herd hunting animal in Africa? They have like a fucking

650
00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:38,600
Speaker 5: ninety success rate when they hunt. But the thing about

651
00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:41,560
Speaker 5: them is that the way they get their kills is

652
00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:44,120
Speaker 5: they will chase prey for like five six miles until.

653
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:45,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah they tire out.

654
00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:47,840
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah yeah, they'll tire you out right.

655
00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:49,560
Speaker 5: So so they're a bit lean. I don't know if

656
00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:52,200
Speaker 5: they're really you know, they come up against a right,

657
00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:55,320
Speaker 5: you know, competitor here, like some compact shit. It might

658
00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:56,920
Speaker 5: get ugly for them, But I think that's a good

659
00:30:56,960 --> 00:30:57,320
Speaker 5: pick though.

660
00:30:57,480 --> 00:30:59,640
Speaker 4: But twenty of them, that's the thing, you know what

661
00:30:59,680 --> 00:30:59,920
Speaker 4: I mean.

662
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:05,720
Speaker 2: So Okay, I'm gonna go with an interesting matchup for three.

663
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,280
Speaker 2: They're coming out of a mid major conference, but they

664
00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:10,520
Speaker 2: have a great record and put a lot of awesome

665
00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:13,480
Speaker 2: film out there. They look good in all four quadrants.

666
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:17,920
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go with. I'm gonna go with sixty five

667
00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:24,080
Speaker 2: Golden Eagles. That's my three seed matchup nightmare, matchup nightmare

668
00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:25,800
Speaker 2: for these slower.

669
00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:28,080
Speaker 1: That is a matchup nightmare. Who knows. No one knows

670
00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:28,880
Speaker 1: how to defend.

671
00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:32,400
Speaker 5: Them, you know, I mean, I think the floor. I

672
00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:35,080
Speaker 5: think those eagles can give a b not no goddamn

673
00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:37,400
Speaker 5: rats though, but I do think give them. The thing

674
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:39,680
Speaker 5: with biss is like they don't they don't have a

675
00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:42,680
Speaker 5: lateral movement. They run backwards and forest nigga. They got

676
00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:45,000
Speaker 5: two things. And if the rats get out the way.

677
00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:49,720
Speaker 2: Thanks, you know it. Thanks. I mean that it's like

678
00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:51,920
Speaker 2: you look at the tank and you're like a tank.

679
00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:54,840
Speaker 2: Tank looks like, you know, it's got some weaknesses, but

680
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:58,920
Speaker 2: the motherfuckers have been pretty effective for seventy years. You

681
00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:02,000
Speaker 2: just if you jump on a takes back. I don't know,

682
00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:07,120
Speaker 2: all right, Jackson's Jackson's got his three seed, okay, And

683
00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:07,720
Speaker 2: then back.

684
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:08,760
Speaker 5: To my three seed.

685
00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:14,400
Speaker 6: My three seed is gonna be twenty five wolverines known

686
00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:17,560
Speaker 6: to take down animals much larger, and they also are solitary,

687
00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:19,760
Speaker 6: so I think they're used to fighting by themselves. Get

688
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:23,440
Speaker 6: twenty five of them together, it's gonna be gonna be chaos.

689
00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:26,160
Speaker 6: And for my four seed, this was my big sleeper

690
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:28,040
Speaker 6: that I just didn't want to let slip any further.

691
00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:32,040
Speaker 6: One hundred mongooses. Those things are gonna fuck.

692
00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:36,320
Speaker 1: Some stuff up. Wow, mongooses by a single mongoose terrifying.

693
00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:38,320
Speaker 1: You've ever had a runna with a mongoose. It's not

694
00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:40,840
Speaker 1: it's not fun. One hundred almos.

695
00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:44,959
Speaker 5: Kill they kill, They kill cobra's just because they kill

696
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:47,160
Speaker 5: cobra's just because it's fuck cobra's. They don't eat them

697
00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:49,080
Speaker 5: or nothing. They come across the cob and they're like, Okay,

698
00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:50,880
Speaker 5: you gotta fucking die today, and then they keep it

699
00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:51,880
Speaker 5: moving after they kill them.

700
00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:52,840
Speaker 2: Have you seen it?

701
00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:55,840
Speaker 5: Two reasons.

702
00:32:56,320 --> 00:32:58,080
Speaker 6: Two things about the bracket that we forgot to mention

703
00:32:58,160 --> 00:33:00,680
Speaker 6: that Tyler decided on beforehand. We said, no, oh snakes

704
00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:04,240
Speaker 6: that are venomous, because venom is cheating, and no, like only.

705
00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:06,240
Speaker 2: Water right now, you gotta be able to fight on

706
00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:08,000
Speaker 2: land because we can't see what the fuck is happening

707
00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:11,360
Speaker 2: in the water. So this is we're at the end

708
00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:14,880
Speaker 2: of the day, we're in entertainment products. Okay, if we

709
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:17,240
Speaker 2: can't see what you're doing to kill the other animal,

710
00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:18,960
Speaker 2: you're not in the bracket. I'm sorry. We gotta be

711
00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:21,960
Speaker 2: able to put it on television. Uh, it's a meat

712
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,920
Speaker 2: back to me now, yeah it is. I can't believe

713
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:26,800
Speaker 2: this fell to a four seed. But I'm gonna take

714
00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:30,640
Speaker 2: the ten wolves. Oh yeah, how did that have fast,

715
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:35,240
Speaker 2: pet coordinated killers? You know what I mean strength speed?

716
00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:38,160
Speaker 2: I don't. I mean, I wouldn't like them to take

717
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:41,360
Speaker 2: down a bison. But it's not a lot of groups

718
00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:43,640
Speaker 2: out there going up against ten wolves. I like my

719
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:46,120
Speaker 2: bracket right now. I like this bracket a lot.

720
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:49,640
Speaker 5: It's on me now.

721
00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:52,920
Speaker 2: No, it's to John for his fore seed, and then

722
00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:54,000
Speaker 2: Tyler does a four or five.

723
00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:55,440
Speaker 5: This is a four.

724
00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:56,200
Speaker 4: I'm doing a four.

725
00:33:56,320 --> 00:34:02,600
Speaker 2: This is your four seed. Hey, it's Selection Sunday, and

726
00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:05,880
Speaker 2: the Gators are still waiting to hear their name. They're slipping.

727
00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:09,760
Speaker 2: There's slipping. They're slipping. No one believes in the schedule

728
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:12,440
Speaker 2: they played, Bro, I just can't see it, man, Like.

729
00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:15,319
Speaker 6: Yeah, they have this crazy armor that only weren't leaves

730
00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:17,000
Speaker 6: people see in the water. No one sees, No one

731
00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:17,680
Speaker 6: seen them on TV.

732
00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:20,360
Speaker 2: Hey, Bro, you put a gator in fit the fifty

733
00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:23,160
Speaker 2: yard line of a football field. I'm honestly not even scared,

734
00:34:23,719 --> 00:34:25,560
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Like as a human being,

735
00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:28,520
Speaker 2: as the fleshy, worthless sack of meat.

736
00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:31,600
Speaker 1: Someone trying to get a gator as a six seed.

737
00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:32,719
Speaker 1: It's not gonna happen.

738
00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:33,920
Speaker 5: But I think I think.

739
00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:38,040
Speaker 4: Fifty Tasmanian devils. Ooh, I think.

740
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:41,120
Speaker 2: I don't know anything about the Tasmanian devil. I've never

741
00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:43,200
Speaker 2: seen one. I've only seen the cartoon.

742
00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:48,160
Speaker 5: They are the largest carnivor marsupial in the world. Did

743
00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:50,080
Speaker 5: I found this out when I was researching them. They

744
00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:53,640
Speaker 5: have litters of like twenty and the mother only has

745
00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:57,520
Speaker 5: four teats. So those motherfuckers come out fighting, you know

746
00:34:57,560 --> 00:35:01,440
Speaker 5: what I'm saying. They are born into fucking uh, you know, conflict,

747
00:35:01,719 --> 00:35:03,480
Speaker 5: and usually only like three or four of them survive

748
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:05,800
Speaker 5: out of the fucking litter of twenty. That's insane.

749
00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:11,400
Speaker 2: Because of the gist that fighting over the milk. That's crazy. Damn.

750
00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:15,440
Speaker 2: That's a tough way to have your animal lineage evolve.

751
00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:18,239
Speaker 6: Bro.

752
00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:23,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're on some three hundred ship. This this is

753
00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:24,400
Speaker 2: spart of ship bro.

754
00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:29,960
Speaker 5: Alright, So now I pick four and five? Yes, all right,

755
00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:34,040
Speaker 5: I'm gonna go with twenty pit bulls.

756
00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:42,080
Speaker 2: Man, that was my next pick. Have you ever, because

757
00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:45,120
Speaker 2: here's the thing, have you ever have you ever confronted

758
00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:47,839
Speaker 2: one pit bull you didn't want to confront? Right now,

759
00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:52,000
Speaker 2: imagine that there was. Now imagine that there was nineteen more.

760
00:35:53,719 --> 00:35:55,480
Speaker 2: There's not a single animal on here. I want to

761
00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:56,000
Speaker 2: I want to go.

762
00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:56,719
Speaker 5: At it with Doug.

763
00:35:57,120 --> 00:36:00,480
Speaker 2: Hey, listen, we're all in favor of man. I'm rights

764
00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:02,880
Speaker 2: and you know, et cetera, et cetera. Jackson doesn't want

765
00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:05,279
Speaker 2: me to say this, but I'm just saying, twenty pit

766
00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:07,840
Speaker 2: bows against ten wolves would be That would be some

767
00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:13,480
Speaker 2: crazy ship. Bro. I wouldn't stage it myself. I want

768
00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:14,680
Speaker 2: to make that very clear.

769
00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:21,480
Speaker 10: You you might turn ai, you might keep this with straight,

770
00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:26,080
Speaker 10: but this one will be locked in, all right.

771
00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:27,359
Speaker 2: So that was Tyler's four seed.

772
00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:35,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, scene, Yeah, you know what I'm gonna go with

773
00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:38,000
Speaker 5: with with the, with the, with the, with the with

774
00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:38,880
Speaker 5: the water buffalo.

775
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:41,680
Speaker 2: Bro, they are a one thousand pounder.

776
00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:44,840
Speaker 5: Yep, yep, it's you know, pretty much people's like you know,

777
00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:47,239
Speaker 5: African folks say it's between them and the hippo for

778
00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:50,280
Speaker 5: the most dangerous animal on the continent. You know, lions

779
00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:52,279
Speaker 5: don't even fucking run up on them one on one,

780
00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:52,840
Speaker 5: you know.

781
00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:57,120
Speaker 2: So yeah, right, what will you indult.

782
00:36:57,200 --> 00:36:59,799
Speaker 1: Two of the three one thousand pounders in Tyler's region?

783
00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:03,759
Speaker 2: This is it's heavy hitters. I would add by the way,

784
00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:05,560
Speaker 2: the reason that hippos aren't in here is that they

785
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:10,520
Speaker 2: weighed three thousand pounds, So there's no way to put

786
00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:12,400
Speaker 2: a third of a hippo or a tenth of an

787
00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:16,960
Speaker 2: elephant in the ship. It just doesn't make sense. Damn. Okay,

788
00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:18,799
Speaker 2: can I ask you? Can you I ask the question

789
00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:21,120
Speaker 2: as an animal novice compared to John and Tyler, who

790
00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:23,960
Speaker 2: like The whole reason I really started following them on

791
00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:26,360
Speaker 2: Twitter was that they were arguing. I think about what

792
00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:29,880
Speaker 2: would happen if animals got guns in the jungle or something.

793
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:33,000
Speaker 2: What's the difference between a water buffalo and a bison?

794
00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:37,319
Speaker 5: A water buffalo is I mean, you know what they

795
00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:38,239
Speaker 5: both look like, right.

796
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:41,719
Speaker 2: I'm picturing a bison when I picture both of them.

797
00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:46,040
Speaker 5: No, a water buffalo is the black bull type. You know.

798
00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:47,920
Speaker 5: They got the curly horns on the side.

799
00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:51,920
Speaker 2: I'm looking at it right now. Okay, Yeah, they're not

800
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:52,399
Speaker 2: as big?

801
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:54,040
Speaker 4: Are they as big as bison?

802
00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:55,080
Speaker 2: In general? Generally?

803
00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:58,880
Speaker 4: I thought bison were bigger than water They said, yeah, adults.

804
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:01,720
Speaker 2: Just for thel can be up to twelve hundred pounds,

805
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:03,799
Speaker 2: and those horns are mean as a motherfuck. Yeah, Okay,

806
00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:05,440
Speaker 2: I see that. That's a that's a great pick for

807
00:38:05,640 --> 00:38:08,240
Speaker 2: a five seed, got a thousand.

808
00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:15,279
Speaker 9: Damn, I'm going with Oh god, I'm just saying with

809
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:16,000
Speaker 9: the Gators.

810
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:17,839
Speaker 2: Man, I just can't. I can't see it for him.

811
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:18,319
Speaker 5: Bro, Like.

812
00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:24,680
Speaker 2: Tell me if I'm tripping twenty five Bobcats, that was

813
00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:25,239
Speaker 2: gonna be my pick.

814
00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:27,319
Speaker 1: If I don't think there is tripping. I don't think

815
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:27,880
Speaker 1: there is tripping.

816
00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:31,680
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, but I'm like tripping in this game. Ye,

817
00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:32,960
Speaker 2: that was gonna be okay.

818
00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:35,600
Speaker 1: If you picked the Humans, They're gonna be the lastest

819
00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:42,120
Speaker 1: I'm getting. I'm getting humid, dude, going against.

820
00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:46,279
Speaker 4: Their Rudy Gobert in the in the in the All

821
00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:47,399
Speaker 4: Star for sure.

822
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:53,080
Speaker 2: Lord, I've got I'm just gonna keep it. You know

823
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:57,000
Speaker 2: what I'm gonna say this, I guarantee you I got

824
00:38:57,040 --> 00:38:59,839
Speaker 2: the best ratings in my in my region. These are

825
00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:02,760
Speaker 2: all these are all like, these are all title card

826
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:07,720
Speaker 2: fights right here. I'm gonna go with the five Mountain Lions.

827
00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:11,439
Speaker 1: No, I really thought I was gonna get the Mountain

828
00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:12,880
Speaker 1: Lions there. It's crazy they dropped it.

829
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:16,080
Speaker 2: I got Lions, Jaguars, Eagles, Wolves, and Mountain Lions.

830
00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:22,440
Speaker 6: That throws off my whole strategy here. Man, it is

831
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:23,799
Speaker 6: getting slimmer pickens here.

832
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:25,480
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go.

833
00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:28,120
Speaker 2: Let's be honest, some of these first round matchups are

834
00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:32,799
Speaker 2: blood baths. I mean, they are gonna be sloppy. I'm doing.

835
00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:35,600
Speaker 1: I'm in true March madness form. I'm out here googling

836
00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:38,360
Speaker 1: what some of these animals look like and what what

837
00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:40,759
Speaker 1: is what's their strains are? On the day of the draft.

838
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:43,600
Speaker 2: How many seniors do the Warthawks have on the rest.

839
00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:49,400
Speaker 6: Exact senior point guard and put them through through. Uh,

840
00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:55,440
Speaker 6: I'm gonna go, oh man, oh man, I'll get two

841
00:39:55,480 --> 00:40:00,000
Speaker 6: picks here. Yes, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go five.

842
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:01,280
Speaker 6: I have big horn rams.

843
00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:05,719
Speaker 2: Okay, as the five seed, that's good.

844
00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:09,880
Speaker 1: And as the sixth seed. I think I'm gonna just

845
00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:11,520
Speaker 1: who's my three seed again.

846
00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:14,200
Speaker 2: Don't don't don't think. Don't think too much about that.

847
00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:15,160
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter.

848
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:22,000
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go with I'm gonna

849
00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:25,040
Speaker 6: go kind of rogue here. I'm gonna go with fifty raccoons.

850
00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:30,840
Speaker 3: Okay, raccoons are aggressive as ship, but what can be

851
00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:32,640
Speaker 3: it can be when it back in the corner.

852
00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:36,080
Speaker 2: I think I've got a real This is now me

853
00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:36,920
Speaker 2: for the six pick?

854
00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:38,279
Speaker 4: No, it's me does she was?

855
00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:41,480
Speaker 2: I think this is a value pick. I would not

856
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:43,920
Speaker 2: have taken them in the first like three first three

857
00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:45,880
Speaker 2: seeds or whatever. But I'm gonna go with the Gators.

858
00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:47,799
Speaker 4: I think it's about time to pick the Gators though.

859
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:50,319
Speaker 5: Yeahs off the board there, but.

860
00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:56,600
Speaker 2: And oh, looking at my region, they're gonna be matched

861
00:40:56,640 --> 00:40:58,080
Speaker 2: up in the first round with the Eagles.

862
00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:02,359
Speaker 5: I have no idea that's a challenge to the Eagles though,

863
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:06,279
Speaker 5: because the talents are the Eagles and skin.

864
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:08,359
Speaker 2: You know what, I don't really see how. I don't

865
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:09,480
Speaker 2: really see how anyone.

866
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:12,560
Speaker 1: Did Georgetown fall this far on the CD. You know,

867
00:41:12,719 --> 00:41:15,959
Speaker 1: they're absolutely there. That's wild.

868
00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:21,879
Speaker 2: John for the John for the sixth seed. I think

869
00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:25,720
Speaker 2: I'm in between. You got a cross off Gators Jackson

870
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:26,920
Speaker 2: in between.

871
00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:33,839
Speaker 9: Like, I think it's time for the cais bro.

872
00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:37,560
Speaker 2: Explain it because Castle Warres was one I didn't know

873
00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:40,520
Speaker 2: that much about Tyler, Tyler or John. They attacked you

874
00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:41,720
Speaker 2: like a velociraptor.

875
00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:45,880
Speaker 3: Bro Like they have four or five inch like talons

876
00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:47,640
Speaker 3: on each on their foot, and there's they have like

877
00:41:47,719 --> 00:41:49,080
Speaker 3: four it's four per foot.

878
00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:53,440
Speaker 2: They look like you said, what they look like. Yeah,

879
00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:55,640
Speaker 2: they attacked you like velociraptors.

880
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:56,600
Speaker 4: So like the one one killed a man.

881
00:41:57,040 --> 00:41:59,480
Speaker 2: It's like a it's like a cross between an ostrich

882
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:00,680
Speaker 2: and our dinosaur.

883
00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:04,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's as tall as a man, but they're extremely aggressive.

884
00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:07,160
Speaker 3: That like I saw somebody like uh.

885
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:09,439
Speaker 2: In the World's Most Dangerous Bird. Yeah.

886
00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:11,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was like it was like defending itself by

887
00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:15,000
Speaker 3: by using a steel door like a human was preventing

888
00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:16,319
Speaker 3: the talents from breaking through.

889
00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:18,600
Speaker 2: So damn, I think it's time for him.

890
00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:22,560
Speaker 9: That's like you said, like you going, it's either that

891
00:42:22,719 --> 00:42:25,000
Speaker 9: or like a one hundred and ten pounds house cats.

892
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:26,719
Speaker 3: But I think the cast of Warris will probably shred

893
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:29,319
Speaker 3: them ships eventually, eight of them, you know what I mean.

894
00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:32,160
Speaker 5: So I'm going with off the board.

895
00:42:32,239 --> 00:42:32,439
Speaker 2: Yeah.

896
00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:36,719
Speaker 1: Uh, that was two for Tyler, Is that right?

897
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:40,320
Speaker 5: Yeah? Alright, let me see. So for my motherfucking I

898
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:42,560
Speaker 5: got six and seven seed here, yes.

899
00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:46,920
Speaker 2: Sir, Oh, this is so much fun. I'm so excited.

900
00:42:47,239 --> 00:42:49,279
Speaker 2: I'm so excited for the Twitter polls because I know

901
00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:51,440
Speaker 2: I'm going to be so fucking pissed at like at

902
00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:52,239
Speaker 2: least two or three.

903
00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:55,720
Speaker 1: So I was wrong, but I did the snake backwards.

904
00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:56,840
Speaker 1: I'm not going to get the humans.

905
00:42:56,880 --> 00:42:59,239
Speaker 4: Tyler is, oh, yeah, he's Oh he's a last.

906
00:42:59,239 --> 00:42:59,879
Speaker 2: Okay, he's a last.

907
00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:01,520
Speaker 1: He's going six and seven right now.

908
00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:05,799
Speaker 5: Up against the bison. Four or five humans versus bison.

909
00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:08,080
Speaker 5: That's gonna be ugly though, But okay.

910
00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:11,000
Speaker 1: So six seed for me, Mike's thinking, upset, dude.

911
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:16,720
Speaker 2: I'm going four or five humans have killed bison bare handed?

912
00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:25,160
Speaker 2: Is there a cliff your bike? You got right going.

913
00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:28,120
Speaker 2: I've been at Buffalo runs, bro, That's how Native Americans

914
00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:30,680
Speaker 2: used to kill those right off a cliff.

915
00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:35,120
Speaker 5: I think this is a strong six seed. I don't

916
00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:37,800
Speaker 5: like this matchup that they're gonna have with the honey Badgers,

917
00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:42,960
Speaker 5: but I'm going five war hogs here. Warhogs are a problem, bro, Like,

918
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:44,960
Speaker 5: they're one of those animals to that that you know,

919
00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:47,279
Speaker 5: if you square up with him, a warhog versus line

920
00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:50,600
Speaker 5: one on one, warhog wins those ships a lot of times.

921
00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:53,040
Speaker 4: You know, one on one versus lions.

922
00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:55,600
Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, warhogs come out of on the winning and

923
00:43:55,640 --> 00:44:00,680
Speaker 5: a lot in those matchups. And for my seten see.

924
00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:07,959
Speaker 1: Let me, goddamn, let me, god damn.

925
00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:12,319
Speaker 2: You gotta look at the disposition of these animals too.

926
00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:14,399
Speaker 4: That's what makes me not pick some of them.

927
00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:18,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, some of these animals don't have that. They ain't

928
00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:21,040
Speaker 2: got that dog in them boxes. The foxes have that dog.

929
00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:22,800
Speaker 11: That's why I've been looking at like, Bro, you no

930
00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:28,840
Speaker 11: way fifty are you? But y'all, pussy fifty fifty pussy

931
00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:30,799
Speaker 11: don't add up to one. You know what I'm saying,

932
00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:33,160
Speaker 11: one to let let their next hage. You feel what

933
00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:33,560
Speaker 11: I'm saying.

934
00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:38,560
Speaker 5: I'm gonna I'm gonna go with with with the five

935
00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:39,680
Speaker 5: to two hundred pounds bucks.

936
00:44:41,239 --> 00:44:44,920
Speaker 2: Damn, I think every one of Tyler's picks has been

937
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:46,520
Speaker 2: what I think.

938
00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:47,960
Speaker 4: I think that I'm telling you.

939
00:44:48,040 --> 00:44:51,359
Speaker 5: I'm telling I'm telling you as a country motherfucker. During

940
00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:53,239
Speaker 5: the rush, which which is the dear made the season,

941
00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:55,040
Speaker 5: if you see a buck, you get the fuck out

942
00:44:55,080 --> 00:44:56,560
Speaker 5: of there. You get your car, you're getting your house

943
00:44:56,600 --> 00:44:58,799
Speaker 5: or whatever. Those motherfuckers are aggressive. Dog.

944
00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:03,040
Speaker 3: I see the human get that ass will buy a buck.

945
00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:05,399
Speaker 3: But it wasn't the way that you think. It wasn't

946
00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:07,759
Speaker 3: like they didn't get speared. It was like they got

947
00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:08,160
Speaker 3: on their.

948
00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:09,680
Speaker 4: Hind legs and box that nigga.

949
00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:13,040
Speaker 2: You know what I mean, y'all know I spent some

950
00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:16,759
Speaker 2: time in Montana, North Dakota doing dinosaur shit. Like the

951
00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:21,359
Speaker 2: people people who live out there like bucks. That's like there,

952
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:24,480
Speaker 2: That's like what bears are in California to them. Like

953
00:45:24,560 --> 00:45:26,719
Speaker 2: someone told me he was driving a semi truck and

954
00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:29,400
Speaker 2: folded the whole front half of that ship up on

955
00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:31,759
Speaker 2: a buck. That was you know what I mean. Yes,

956
00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:34,160
Speaker 2: it's not like some moose ship. Whoa, they don't have

957
00:45:34,280 --> 00:45:36,800
Speaker 2: mooses down there there. There were too far south.

958
00:45:37,640 --> 00:45:39,960
Speaker 1: But yeah, bro, it's all right, Well, Johnny, you have

959
00:45:40,080 --> 00:45:41,120
Speaker 1: your seventh seed here.

960
00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:43,800
Speaker 4: I'll go with a hundred house cats.

961
00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:48,400
Speaker 2: Go a hundred house cats over what's left the chimps, sort.

962
00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:52,719
Speaker 5: One hundred, one hundred aggressive fight mode house cats. That

963
00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:54,399
Speaker 5: is going to be a fight, whistle to whistle dog

964
00:45:55,719 --> 00:45:58,360
Speaker 5: like it's going up against the polar bear. That polar

965
00:45:58,400 --> 00:45:59,839
Speaker 5: bear is going to be in for a long night.

966
00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:02,040
Speaker 5: But I think the polar is gonna come out on

967
00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:04,799
Speaker 5: top there. But they're gonna put a fight.

968
00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:08,160
Speaker 4: That's a tough match for anybody for.

969
00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:12,279
Speaker 2: This is to me for the seventh seed. Correct, Yeah,

970
00:46:12,280 --> 00:46:15,000
Speaker 2: there's not. I mean, obviously we're into the we're into

971
00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:18,160
Speaker 2: the ass end of the draft. You know, what I mean, Tyler,

972
00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:20,280
Speaker 2: where moose not in for the same reason that hippos

973
00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:23,040
Speaker 2: and elephants were is just too big? Yeah, because they're

974
00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:27,480
Speaker 2: like thirteen No, it's it's it's like nine hundred to

975
00:46:27,560 --> 00:46:30,440
Speaker 2: thirteen hundred or something. But the moose you'd be afraid

976
00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:32,080
Speaker 2: of is fucking thirteen hundred pounds.

977
00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:34,880
Speaker 5: Do you want to scrap an animal here for for

978
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:35,359
Speaker 5: the moose?

979
00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:36,400
Speaker 2: Like, is there no?

980
00:46:36,680 --> 00:46:36,719
Speaker 1: No?

981
00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:38,480
Speaker 2: Because because I think the moose would have do that

982
00:46:38,719 --> 00:46:45,040
Speaker 2: to a small one's eight hundred, yeah, but the small ones, yeah, yeah,

983
00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:46,799
Speaker 2: it would It would have to be on the very

984
00:46:46,880 --> 00:46:49,040
Speaker 2: small side. And I think with so many picks down,

985
00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:50,680
Speaker 2: I think it'll be fucked up to swap it. Yeah,

986
00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:53,560
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go with ten chips chips.

987
00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:56,840
Speaker 5: And you know, chimps are like have the strength of

988
00:46:56,960 --> 00:46:59,480
Speaker 5: like two men, so that's basically like twenty humans.

989
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:02,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, going up against the jaguars and they got them.

990
00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:06,279
Speaker 6: I got to round out my region here, yes, yeah, yeah,

991
00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:11,120
Speaker 6: Jackson seed seventh seed is going to be two hundred roosters.

992
00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:15,359
Speaker 2: Who's your who's your sounds delicious to me? Who's your

993
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:15,839
Speaker 2: two seed?

994
00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:21,399
Speaker 1: The two seed is this silver battle, So I think

995
00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:22,960
Speaker 1: might have a.

996
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:27,520
Speaker 2: Jackson. Jackson's opening up a wing stop in the first round.

997
00:47:27,719 --> 00:47:34,200
Speaker 1: Basically, when I'm watching the battle, you know eight, we

998
00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:34,960
Speaker 1: all know I can't.

999
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:37,160
Speaker 6: I frankly in surprise this lasted to the eight seed

1000
00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:39,399
Speaker 6: because this is by far the best eight seed two

1001
00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:40,439
Speaker 6: hundred fair enough.

1002
00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:43,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was always going to be the first eight

1003
00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:45,399
Speaker 2: seed because no one would want to take that as

1004
00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:48,720
Speaker 2: a six or seventh seed. But realistically, matchup.

1005
00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:50,920
Speaker 1: Nightmare for sure, matchup Nightmare.

1006
00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:55,200
Speaker 2: Okay, so it's to me from my eighth the three.

1007
00:47:55,120 --> 00:47:57,480
Speaker 1: Remaining are kangaroos, foxes, in humans.

1008
00:47:57,520 --> 00:47:59,960
Speaker 2: It's really tough because let me say this about kangaroos.

1009
00:48:00,440 --> 00:48:03,160
Speaker 2: Kangaroos almost don't deserve to be in this bracket. Kangaroos

1010
00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:06,160
Speaker 2: are one of the few wild animals I'm not afraid of. Like,

1011
00:48:06,239 --> 00:48:07,919
Speaker 2: have you seen the have you have you seen the video?

1012
00:48:08,360 --> 00:48:10,360
Speaker 2: Someone put up a video of a kangaroo at a

1013
00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:12,640
Speaker 2: rest stop in Australia and the dude was just whooping

1014
00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:15,080
Speaker 2: his ass. The kangaroo kept like kind of trying to

1015
00:48:15,080 --> 00:48:17,080
Speaker 2: come to him. The guy just kept punching the kangaroo.

1016
00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:19,480
Speaker 3: You see, there was one when they were turning their

1017
00:48:19,520 --> 00:48:22,080
Speaker 3: back walking from it, like pushing away like that's.

1018
00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:23,680
Speaker 2: The one I'm talking about. It was like yeah, yeah,

1019
00:48:23,719 --> 00:48:25,480
Speaker 2: I quit it. And then at some point the kangaroo

1020
00:48:25,520 --> 00:48:27,920
Speaker 2: kept bugging to the guy was like, get the fuck off, right, bro,

1021
00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:29,759
Speaker 2: Like so I don't know that.

1022
00:48:31,040 --> 00:48:33,319
Speaker 4: His son came and was like pushing away, like come

1023
00:48:33,360 --> 00:48:33,880
Speaker 4: on man.

1024
00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:35,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you know, it's like a he was laughing,

1025
00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:38,080
Speaker 2: like come on, son, come get a piece of this kangaroo.

1026
00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:44,320
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go with. I'm gonna stick John and Tyler

1027
00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:46,080
Speaker 2: with the two worst ones here. I'm gonna go with

1028
00:48:46,200 --> 00:48:53,040
Speaker 2: the fifty foxes from my eight seed. Hey, hey, they're

1029
00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:53,560
Speaker 2: trash too.

1030
00:48:53,680 --> 00:48:56,680
Speaker 5: Four hold on, hold up, I don't know, man, four

1031
00:48:56,800 --> 00:48:59,279
Speaker 5: lines verse fifty foxes. That could be an upset bro.

1032
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:02,480
Speaker 2: Could be interesting. I will say this, I have been

1033
00:49:02,560 --> 00:49:04,719
Speaker 2: scared of foxes and that's why I'm picking them over

1034
00:49:04,760 --> 00:49:06,719
Speaker 2: because we I've told you all this. When we're covering

1035
00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:09,399
Speaker 2: the Olympics, uh Jaj and I would be walking back

1036
00:49:09,600 --> 00:49:11,320
Speaker 2: like we would we would take the bus back and

1037
00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:13,400
Speaker 2: be walking back to our flat from the from the

1038
00:49:13,640 --> 00:49:16,000
Speaker 2: bus at like two o'clock in the morning, and there

1039
00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:18,920
Speaker 2: were wild foxes. Olliver Blackhith the part of London that

1040
00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:22,120
Speaker 2: we were staying in they would just come slinking out.

1041
00:49:22,239 --> 00:49:23,200
Speaker 4: They're so sneaky.

1042
00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:26,840
Speaker 2: They're sneaky and they're fucking creepy. Like I don't know

1043
00:49:26,920 --> 00:49:30,280
Speaker 2: if that ale helped him in this situation.

1044
00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:32,400
Speaker 4: You know, when everybody I agree with you, I just just.

1045
00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:36,120
Speaker 2: Like, if I think kangaroos are funny and foxes are scary,

1046
00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:38,400
Speaker 2: I have to take foxes. But we also stayed with

1047
00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:40,879
Speaker 2: at the place. We stayed with these two women who

1048
00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:44,000
Speaker 2: are from northern England, and they were like terrified of foxes,

1049
00:49:44,040 --> 00:49:45,920
Speaker 2: and they said foxes would be trying to steal people's

1050
00:49:45,920 --> 00:49:48,320
Speaker 2: babies out of their strollers and ship like that.

1051
00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:51,120
Speaker 4: I will out of a funck. Let me, let me,

1052
00:49:53,640 --> 00:49:55,480
Speaker 4: let me to the other side of the planet. Wasn't

1053
00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:56,680
Speaker 4: another side of London, nigga?

1054
00:49:56,960 --> 00:50:01,239
Speaker 2: Let's try. Let me try and do my impression of

1055
00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:03,760
Speaker 2: these sweet old ladies talking about foxes.

1056
00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:09,480
Speaker 8: Ooh, they're honorable. They're horrible creatures with the stiff little tails.

1057
00:50:09,719 --> 00:50:16,520
Speaker 8: Oh the West, Sorry, go ahead, I love that one.

1058
00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:18,520
Speaker 2: I think.

1059
00:50:20,120 --> 00:50:23,440
Speaker 3: Between five on our humans would beat the ship out

1060
00:50:23,480 --> 00:50:26,640
Speaker 3: of ten kangaroos. But I don't want to take the humans,

1061
00:50:27,520 --> 00:50:30,120
Speaker 3: you know what I mean. It's so whacked, But like

1062
00:50:30,239 --> 00:50:33,640
Speaker 3: we just saw two play with one, you know what

1063
00:50:33,719 --> 00:50:36,600
Speaker 3: I mean, We saw you know what I mean, Like, yeah,

1064
00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:41,480
Speaker 3: ten pounds kangaroos. Uh, And then I'm thinking, like what

1065
00:50:41,680 --> 00:50:43,839
Speaker 3: the matchups at the top, they're gonna get either ones

1066
00:50:43,920 --> 00:50:44,640
Speaker 3: gonna get cris This.

1067
00:50:44,719 --> 00:50:48,399
Speaker 2: Is not how seeds get put down obviously, But if

1068
00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:50,840
Speaker 2: you were to match up the kangaroos and the humans,

1069
00:50:50,880 --> 00:50:52,120
Speaker 2: I think that the humans would win.

1070
00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:54,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm gonna take the humans off the strength.

1071
00:50:54,520 --> 00:50:56,600
Speaker 3: I mean, like it's just out of the last two

1072
00:50:57,400 --> 00:51:01,279
Speaker 3: their bet five humans would dog ten kangaro That one video.

1073
00:51:01,080 --> 00:51:05,240
Speaker 2: That we all saw that one kangaroo being species.

1074
00:51:05,840 --> 00:51:07,560
Speaker 3: And then we saw a video well a while ago

1075
00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:10,239
Speaker 3: with that motherfucker got bucked on and he and he

1076
00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:11,600
Speaker 3: just was stiff.

1077
00:51:11,680 --> 00:51:12,239
Speaker 4: You know what I mean.

1078
00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:14,880
Speaker 2: Remember that, Yeah, he freaked out. He was like, was

1079
00:51:14,920 --> 00:51:15,879
Speaker 2: that I didn't know you could throw?

1080
00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:16,239
Speaker 1: Think?

1081
00:51:17,520 --> 00:51:20,520
Speaker 6: I think to close out our selection Sunday, we should

1082
00:51:20,520 --> 00:51:24,520
Speaker 6: each pick our favorite or our upset alert from our

1083
00:51:24,560 --> 00:51:26,279
Speaker 6: own bracket as well as.

1084
00:51:26,239 --> 00:51:27,480
Speaker 1: Who you think is going to actually win.

1085
00:51:28,200 --> 00:51:32,040
Speaker 4: Okay, I didn't see the bracket.

1086
00:51:33,680 --> 00:51:36,120
Speaker 1: Well, we don't have the brackets in front of your just.

1087
00:51:36,440 --> 00:51:37,040
Speaker 2: From your region.

1088
00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:38,920
Speaker 4: I didn't write a single thing go through.

1089
00:51:38,960 --> 00:51:41,600
Speaker 5: I'll go through and I'll tell each of y'all bracket y'all, Yeah,

1090
00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:41,919
Speaker 5: I got.

1091
00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:48,200
Speaker 2: I got my written, but yeah, go ahead down.

1092
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:50,040
Speaker 5: Yeah all right. So my bracket one seed is the bison,

1093
00:51:50,320 --> 00:51:53,759
Speaker 5: eight seed is the kangaroos, two seed is the hyenas,

1094
00:51:54,120 --> 00:51:58,360
Speaker 5: seventh seed is the bucks, third seed is honey badger's

1095
00:51:58,520 --> 00:52:02,520
Speaker 5: six seed is the warthogs, fourth seed is the pit bulls.

1096
00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:08,800
Speaker 5: Fifth seed is the water buffalo. I'm thinking honey batters

1097
00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:09,640
Speaker 5: are gonna come out of here.

1098
00:52:09,719 --> 00:52:09,879
Speaker 1: Man.

1099
00:52:11,440 --> 00:52:14,759
Speaker 5: Wow, you know I'm thinking honey batters are gonna come

1100
00:52:14,800 --> 00:52:16,880
Speaker 5: out of here upset alert.

1101
00:52:21,520 --> 00:52:22,359
Speaker 2: You know what I don't.

1102
00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:26,479
Speaker 5: I don't see it upset here, Okay, I really don't.

1103
00:52:26,760 --> 00:52:29,120
Speaker 5: I think it's gonna be I think all the way through,

1104
00:52:29,160 --> 00:52:30,719
Speaker 5: and I think that the honey batters come out as

1105
00:52:30,760 --> 00:52:31,319
Speaker 5: the three seed.

1106
00:52:33,239 --> 00:52:33,520
Speaker 2: Okay.

1107
00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:38,759
Speaker 5: I think the hyenas take out the bison, which is

1108
00:52:39,040 --> 00:52:41,000
Speaker 5: a two seed mena one seed not necessarily an upset,

1109
00:52:41,040 --> 00:52:42,279
Speaker 5: but I think that's the only thing that's really not

1110
00:52:42,360 --> 00:52:43,120
Speaker 5: gonna be here.

1111
00:52:43,520 --> 00:52:50,000
Speaker 2: Okay. I've got my region is uh Lions, Jaguars, Eagles, Wolves,

1112
00:52:50,280 --> 00:52:54,920
Speaker 2: top four, and then Mountain Lions, Gators, Chimps, foxes. I

1113
00:52:55,080 --> 00:52:59,960
Speaker 2: actually think probably six of these could come out because

1114
00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:02,600
Speaker 2: they have people who will vote for them, who fuck

1115
00:53:02,640 --> 00:53:04,560
Speaker 2: with those animals, which is part of what I was

1116
00:53:04,640 --> 00:53:10,400
Speaker 2: kind of like looking to do. Ooh, Eagles is a

1117
00:53:10,480 --> 00:53:12,560
Speaker 2: three seed and gators is the six. I could see

1118
00:53:12,560 --> 00:53:14,440
Speaker 2: gators coming out. I don't really know what the egos

1119
00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:15,880
Speaker 2: are doing with the gators. I don't know what the

1120
00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:19,840
Speaker 2: gators are doing with the egles either, you.

1121
00:53:19,880 --> 00:53:22,200
Speaker 1: Know, well timed Joss see yeah, yeah.

1122
00:53:22,040 --> 00:53:24,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah yeah. I don't know, so yeah, but I

1123
00:53:24,360 --> 00:53:27,640
Speaker 2: think I think Gators six over Eagles three could be

1124
00:53:27,719 --> 00:53:29,799
Speaker 2: my upset. I think lions will come out of it, though.

1125
00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:32,279
Speaker 2: I just feel like people fuck with lions. If you've

1126
00:53:32,280 --> 00:53:36,120
Speaker 2: ever seen a video of four lions hunting, that's one

1127
00:53:36,160 --> 00:53:38,520
Speaker 2: of those videos that sent a chill down the like

1128
00:53:38,760 --> 00:53:41,919
Speaker 2: lizard part of your evolutionary brain, Like, I don't want

1129
00:53:42,040 --> 00:53:44,719
Speaker 2: any part of that. So I think my one seed

1130
00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:45,360
Speaker 2: comes out.

1131
00:53:46,520 --> 00:53:50,200
Speaker 5: Gotcha, all right? So John your bracket you got. Tigers

1132
00:53:50,280 --> 00:53:53,080
Speaker 5: is the one seed, Humans is the eighth seed, Polar

1133
00:53:53,120 --> 00:53:55,800
Speaker 5: Bear as the two seed, the house cats as the

1134
00:53:55,840 --> 00:53:59,840
Speaker 5: seventh seed, African wild Dogs as the three seed, Castaway

1135
00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:02,879
Speaker 5: as the sixth seed, Tasmanian Devils as the four seed

1136
00:54:02,920 --> 00:54:04,080
Speaker 5: Bobcats as the five seed.

1137
00:54:06,760 --> 00:54:07,360
Speaker 2: What was what was it?

1138
00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:07,759
Speaker 5: What was it?

1139
00:54:08,120 --> 00:54:09,040
Speaker 4: What was the four and five.

1140
00:54:08,920 --> 00:54:11,160
Speaker 5: Seat Tasmanian Devils versus Bobcats.

1141
00:54:12,239 --> 00:54:13,839
Speaker 2: That's a good ass game right there.

1142
00:54:14,080 --> 00:54:15,239
Speaker 4: That's a good Yeah, that's a good one.

1143
00:54:15,280 --> 00:54:17,319
Speaker 2: But I think that one's not going on true TV.

1144
00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:19,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I don't know if there's really any upsets.

1145
00:54:21,160 --> 00:54:22,399
Speaker 4: I don't think there's any really upset.

1146
00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:24,520
Speaker 2: We're Cashawerries matched up with the.

1147
00:54:24,840 --> 00:54:28,600
Speaker 5: Wild dogs, wild dogs, Seed and thirsty Seed, so I think,

1148
00:54:29,040 --> 00:54:29,360
Speaker 5: I don't know.

1149
00:54:29,640 --> 00:54:32,040
Speaker 3: I think the wild dogs will cook them. I think

1150
00:54:32,040 --> 00:54:34,000
Speaker 3: it's just too many wild dogs, you know what I mean.

1151
00:54:34,520 --> 00:54:35,720
Speaker 3: It's a lot of wild dogs.

1152
00:54:35,719 --> 00:54:38,400
Speaker 5: It's fifty fifty.

1153
00:54:39,320 --> 00:54:41,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, a cast words. I think they cook it.

1154
00:54:42,360 --> 00:54:44,440
Speaker 4: So I don't did you do you see the upsets there?

1155
00:54:45,719 --> 00:54:46,120
Speaker 5: I don't.

1156
00:54:46,680 --> 00:54:47,760
Speaker 4: I don't see the upsets.

1157
00:54:47,880 --> 00:54:50,680
Speaker 5: I think I think those fucking hundred housecats are gonna

1158
00:54:50,680 --> 00:54:54,480
Speaker 5: take that polar Bear down to the last fucking you know, whistle.

1159
00:54:54,600 --> 00:54:57,080
Speaker 3: But yeah, that's that's only when. I think it will

1160
00:54:57,080 --> 00:54:59,000
Speaker 3: be pretty close. But yeah, and I think the Tigers

1161
00:54:59,000 --> 00:54:59,720
Speaker 3: will probably get.

1162
00:54:59,560 --> 00:54:59,879
Speaker 2: Out of there.

1163
00:55:02,040 --> 00:55:07,440
Speaker 1: Tiger's making that okay, Tyler, what's uh? What is my bracket?

1164
00:55:08,280 --> 00:55:08,920
Speaker 2: In my region?

1165
00:55:12,280 --> 00:55:14,319
Speaker 5: You need to run down of old animals and your shit.

1166
00:55:15,800 --> 00:55:17,880
Speaker 1: I believe I have grizzlies and silverbacks.

1167
00:55:18,040 --> 00:55:22,000
Speaker 5: Grizzly is the one seed rats, the eight seed Silverbacks,

1168
00:55:22,040 --> 00:55:25,600
Speaker 5: the two seed roosters, the seventh seed wolverines, the three

1169
00:55:25,680 --> 00:55:29,279
Speaker 5: seed raccoons, the six seed mongooses, the four seed rams,

1170
00:55:29,320 --> 00:55:29,920
Speaker 5: the five seeds.

1171
00:55:32,520 --> 00:55:36,480
Speaker 6: I think the only upset potential is raccoons over wolverines.

1172
00:55:36,719 --> 00:55:38,920
Speaker 6: I think they do similar things, and I think with

1173
00:55:39,080 --> 00:55:41,160
Speaker 6: more raccoons they might have a chance.

1174
00:55:41,480 --> 00:55:43,320
Speaker 9: Wolverines are so ferocious, though.

1175
00:55:43,640 --> 00:55:45,960
Speaker 6: They are very ferocious, I really don't see any upsets,

1176
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:49,080
Speaker 6: but I think that's the only one. I think mongooses

1177
00:55:49,120 --> 00:55:53,480
Speaker 6: are actually wiping the floor with the rams, hundred mongooses,

1178
00:55:54,160 --> 00:55:56,680
Speaker 6: and I think I think silverbacks are making it out

1179
00:55:56,719 --> 00:55:57,240
Speaker 6: of my region.

1180
00:55:57,239 --> 00:55:59,080
Speaker 1: I think they're gonna upset the grizzlies at the end,

1181
00:56:02,120 --> 00:56:02,760
Speaker 1: clus though.

1182
00:56:03,320 --> 00:56:05,319
Speaker 2: Because it's only one more silverback.

1183
00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:08,600
Speaker 5: I'm Grizzling wiping up three silverbacks.

1184
00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:10,080
Speaker 3: I think they kind of I think I think they

1185
00:56:10,200 --> 00:56:12,759
Speaker 3: kind of beat I think they dropped beating by like

1186
00:56:12,880 --> 00:56:15,640
Speaker 3: fifteen bro. I think they beat him about like five

1187
00:56:15,719 --> 00:56:18,440
Speaker 3: six possessions dog like if it was like if you

1188
00:56:18,520 --> 00:56:21,080
Speaker 3: feel me like, I think bro because it's only one

1189
00:56:21,160 --> 00:56:24,359
Speaker 3: more Silverback and Grizzlies are gonna bro they.

1190
00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:27,480
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know, man, that is true.

1191
00:56:28,560 --> 00:56:30,520
Speaker 3: Also, the mobility of the Grizzly. You gotta take that

1192
00:56:30,560 --> 00:56:33,400
Speaker 3: into account. Grizzlies are built mobile right too. But like

1193
00:56:34,080 --> 00:56:36,800
Speaker 3: like Grizzlies are there. Their skulls are so strong that

1194
00:56:36,920 --> 00:56:39,600
Speaker 3: you can't shoot a bullet through the skull. It'll ricke

1195
00:56:39,640 --> 00:56:40,399
Speaker 3: shete off their skull.

1196
00:56:40,640 --> 00:56:43,360
Speaker 5: You've seen the mits on this Have you've seen the mits.

1197
00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:44,360
Speaker 4: On a fucking Grizzly?

1198
00:56:45,520 --> 00:56:48,320
Speaker 2: You know what I mean? I think the clause you

1199
00:56:48,400 --> 00:56:52,040
Speaker 2: know what I mean? Which I think the team we

1200
00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:55,680
Speaker 2: talked about like the like killer instinct or like willingness

1201
00:56:55,760 --> 00:56:59,440
Speaker 2: to fight. But I also think the teamwork component of

1202
00:56:59,520 --> 00:57:01,440
Speaker 2: these animal was just a big thing and that that's

1203
00:57:02,120 --> 00:57:04,560
Speaker 2: that's the thing about the Grizzlies. Broz is not gonna

1204
00:57:05,160 --> 00:57:07,960
Speaker 2: up another but the way they silver Backs is not

1205
00:57:07,960 --> 00:57:10,000
Speaker 2: gonna let you fuck up another Silverback. But the Grizzly

1206
00:57:10,080 --> 00:57:11,560
Speaker 2: might not give a fuck if you're sucking up the

1207
00:57:11,600 --> 00:57:12,360
Speaker 2: other Grizzly. I don't know.

1208
00:57:12,440 --> 00:57:14,320
Speaker 3: But but but the way they kill each other is

1209
00:57:14,360 --> 00:57:17,320
Speaker 3: what you know, Like the Silverbacks win my strength, right,

1210
00:57:17,440 --> 00:57:18,440
Speaker 3: they beat the you know what I mean?

1211
00:57:18,520 --> 00:57:21,439
Speaker 2: But like man the televisions because they can't jump someone.

1212
00:57:21,680 --> 00:57:23,600
Speaker 2: The bears know how to jump someone. But it's three

1213
00:57:23,640 --> 00:57:26,320
Speaker 2: to two, so it's not really necessarily like that.

1214
00:57:26,520 --> 00:57:28,840
Speaker 3: That's that's that's close to what for what you feel

1215
00:57:28,840 --> 00:57:31,240
Speaker 3: what I'm saying, especially with the weight difference of them,

1216
00:57:31,360 --> 00:57:31,600
Speaker 3: you know.

1217
00:57:31,560 --> 00:57:31,960
Speaker 2: What I mean.

1218
00:57:32,440 --> 00:57:36,120
Speaker 3: And then but but the Grizzlies have strength, but they

1219
00:57:36,200 --> 00:57:39,000
Speaker 3: also have weapons, which are the teeth and the claws,

1220
00:57:39,280 --> 00:57:40,200
Speaker 3: and I wouldn't say that.

1221
00:57:41,840 --> 00:57:42,320
Speaker 2: You don't want to.

1222
00:57:42,640 --> 00:57:44,560
Speaker 5: I think the Grizzlies can win the whole thing.

1223
00:57:44,680 --> 00:57:47,360
Speaker 2: I think the gorillas might be my pick to win

1224
00:57:47,440 --> 00:57:49,400
Speaker 2: the whole thing. To be caning with you, yeah, I mean,

1225
00:57:49,440 --> 00:57:52,640
Speaker 2: because they do. They don't have the claws, but fucking

1226
00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:56,320
Speaker 2: silverback teeth bro nothing to fuck with, all right?

1227
00:57:56,520 --> 00:57:56,680
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1228
00:57:56,760 --> 00:57:59,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is gonna be fun. I can't wait to

1229
00:57:59,200 --> 00:58:02,080
Speaker 2: talk about this against so again. To just to recap,

1230
00:58:02,720 --> 00:58:05,320
Speaker 2: you can't right now, as long as you can do

1231
00:58:05,360 --> 00:58:08,200
Speaker 2: it through Wednesday, go sign up. The link will be

1232
00:58:08,280 --> 00:58:10,120
Speaker 2: up on the Jenkins and Jones Twitter. You can see

1233
00:58:10,160 --> 00:58:12,840
Speaker 2: the bracket. Click the link. Fill your bracket out so

1234
00:58:12,880 --> 00:58:15,240
Speaker 2: you can play along with us, and then we will start.

1235
00:58:15,400 --> 00:58:18,200
Speaker 2: After we close the registration, we will put up the

1236
00:58:18,280 --> 00:58:20,840
Speaker 2: polls for some of these first round matchups. We'll start

1237
00:58:20,840 --> 00:58:23,320
Speaker 2: talking about it on a Saturday episode. See if we

1238
00:58:23,440 --> 00:58:25,200
Speaker 2: agree with you, see if we dis it, well, someone's

1239
00:58:25,240 --> 00:58:27,120
Speaker 2: gonna agree with you and someone's gonna disagree with you.

1240
00:58:27,360 --> 00:58:28,840
Speaker 2: I kind of no matter how you vote, is what

1241
00:58:28,960 --> 00:58:31,920
Speaker 2: it's sounding like to me. So this should be a

1242
00:58:31,960 --> 00:58:33,439
Speaker 2: lot of fun. And like I said, we'll talk about

1243
00:58:33,440 --> 00:58:37,280
Speaker 2: it on Saturday. I think that's it for today. Shout

1244
00:58:37,320 --> 00:58:40,280
Speaker 2: out to Tyler's new friend, the sixty year old bronze fand.

1245
00:58:41,640 --> 00:58:43,720
Speaker 5: That motherfucker's like big for me. I have never in

1246
00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:46,360
Speaker 5: my life see you know an old black man who

1247
00:58:46,440 --> 00:58:48,480
Speaker 5: picked Brown over MJ. Bro I cannot believe it.

1248
00:58:49,720 --> 00:58:54,160
Speaker 2: Virginia too, right, yeah, damn? All right, shout out to him.

1249
00:58:54,160 --> 00:58:54,880
Speaker 2: What's the name you know?

1250
00:58:56,160 --> 00:58:57,120
Speaker 5: Will All right?

1251
00:58:57,160 --> 00:59:00,760
Speaker 2: Shout out to Willy. Shout out to big Willie. All right,

1252
00:59:00,840 --> 00:59:04,280
Speaker 2: we'll catch you all later this week. Bye bye bye

1253
00:59:04,680 --> 00:59:10,120
Speaker 2: bye mm hmmm