Speaker 1: My favorite videos on the internet are funerals where people
Speaker 1: throw a dove and then it's dead.
Speaker 2: They need to suck you.
Speaker 3: Imagine your life was cut short because you had to
Speaker 3: give some weird symbolism to somebody else who died died
Speaker 3: during that because.
Speaker 1: Somebody that didn't know how to hold a bird held
Speaker 1: you for the first time, bro crushed.
Speaker 4: Your little bones and then threw you in the Those
Speaker 4: are the videos that are going to get as got
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Speaker 2: They're going to see that ship and be like they
Speaker 2: got it, they got a Wow.
Speaker 5: That was just a execution at you know that that
Speaker 5: animals served a greater a greater system, and you crunched
Speaker 5: it up and threw it or eat them at least, yeah,
Speaker 5: because you thought it.
Speaker 2: Would nastly just crushed it with your hands. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: I don't want to touch I don't want to that'd
Speaker 2: be crazy. It's a peon.
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Speaker 1: It is Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another phenomenal episode
Speaker 1: of My Mama Told.
Speaker 4: Me, the podcast where we dive deep into the pockets
Speaker 4: of black conspiracy theory.
Speaker 1: And we finally worked to prove whatever bullshit you got
Speaker 1: going on at home. You think it, we bring it
Speaker 1: to life. That's our promise to you. Let's go, let's go.
Speaker 1: I'm excited.
Speaker 2: I've been thinking about this.
Speaker 1: I want to say it, and I want us to
Speaker 1: accept it, hopefully with open arms.
Speaker 2: I hope we at least open hearts. Okay, okay. I
Speaker 2: think we went too hard on the Popeyes Lady.
Speaker 3: Which Popeyes lady, the one the Popeyes Lady commercial?
Speaker 7: Oh no, you know I'm talking about the exhausted Popeyes lady.
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, no, no, to hear her, right. I
Speaker 2: feel like we all support her.
Speaker 4: No, I remember I liked her because you were just
Speaker 4: like we all had that day at work, like we
Speaker 4: all had that Like.
Speaker 7: You're talking about the loved chicken, the herbs.
Speaker 2: And spices and all the yes that Popeyes. I agree
Speaker 2: with you on that. I think people went too hard
Speaker 2: on her.
Speaker 1: I think we saw her and we she was doing
Speaker 1: the job they asked her to do, and we immediately
Speaker 1: called her a clue in a way that I think
Speaker 1: had had huge ramifications for a future in US embracing
Speaker 1: ourselves on screen.
Speaker 2: I mean I haven't seen her in anything else. What
Speaker 2: do you mean, like movies? Yeah?
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I mean that's how how often does that happen?
Speaker 2: But maybe maybe I also maybe this wasn't her dream?
Speaker 2: Is the point.
Speaker 4: I also don't feel good about going at her because, like,
Speaker 4: I don't know, man, we're in the safety of the studio.
Speaker 1: I'm not going there every day. But like I love
Speaker 1: that chicken from Popeye's. I do love that chicken from popeye'es.
Speaker 4: I mean, I think there has been a dropping quality
Speaker 4: in recent years, but I love that chicken from both Jangles.
Speaker 2: I I and I I'm cautious.
Speaker 1: I don't know that I would have appreciated them putting
Speaker 1: some white woman in that.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying, Like the opposite, what the opposite
Speaker 3: of that, we would have been furious about. We would
Speaker 3: have been so upset it was if it was a white.
Speaker 2: Person going chick Hey yo.
Speaker 7: So it's kind of like, You're right, we did go
Speaker 7: hard on her.
Speaker 3: I didn't because to me, like if I went to
Speaker 3: New Orleans or Louisiana. That is exactly who I would
Speaker 3: want to.
Speaker 2: Serve me because that's a that's a that's a black
Speaker 2: lady from New Orleans. Did she turn it up a little?
Speaker 1: Maybe that's but that's all the exactly why we reacted
Speaker 1: the way we Also, I.
Speaker 3: Don't know Popeye's is black owned. So at the end
Speaker 3: of the day, niggas are gone on the plane about
Speaker 3: some lessons.
Speaker 2: I almost feel like it can't be.
Speaker 3: Exactly So if it was black owned and that happened,
Speaker 3: we would have something to say. This version of us
Speaker 3: having something to say was just it was too black
Speaker 3: and it was white owned.
Speaker 7: But every version we would have complained about.
Speaker 1: And and that's more of the problem, right, is that
Speaker 1: we put on her our own frustrations with a system
Speaker 1: at large. This is a fucked up system where a
Speaker 1: restaurant that objectively is mostly serving black people is white
Speaker 1: owned and then deciding what kind of imagery of black
Speaker 1: people we get to see that makes us feel icky.
Speaker 2: But the lady didn't do nothing. She read They told
Speaker 2: her to read the lines. Did she does she talk
Speaker 2: like that for real? Though?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: Okay, so maybe that.
Speaker 3: Do you know that you've seen her and you've seen
Speaker 3: the Popeyes Ladies interviews. I seen her on the Breakfast Club.
Speaker 3: I think, now you're just expecting too much.
Speaker 1: You are out there, come on the podcast we will
Speaker 1: hang out with Want hear your sweet voice.
Speaker 2: I would like to.
Speaker 3: Otherwise, if she actually talks like that all the time,
Speaker 3: then it's fine.
Speaker 2: You're just a lady from New Orleans.
Speaker 4: She's sure though, come on, man, Johnny Depp doesn't talk
Speaker 4: like Jack Sparrow.
Speaker 8: That was a strange that was That was an example
Speaker 8: like Jack Sparrow was like a culture that was like
Speaker 8: a pirate.
Speaker 2: I haven't even seen that movie, and I don't really
Speaker 2: understand where that came from. No, it's okay, you're doing good. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm trying.
Speaker 3: It's I think it's like how people complain about like
Speaker 3: a snowfall. It's like, Okay, you hired a dude from
Speaker 3: London to speak like he's from l A instead of
Speaker 3: hiring an actor from l A. It always comes down
Speaker 3: to like the authenticity of it. So had she just
Speaker 3: that's how she spoke, it probably would have went over well.
Speaker 3: But if if she if they hire somebody be like,
Speaker 3: talk like you're from New Orleans and they're like yeah chickens,
Speaker 3: Like yeah, that alligator is you have no reason to
Speaker 3: ever say that's what they're doing down there.
Speaker 1: In my head, I like the idea that in the
Speaker 1: commercials she just says that they were like damn, she's
Speaker 1: from there.
Speaker 2: She's really funny, she gets busy. I do see that
Speaker 2: point of authenticity and acting. I do. I am weary
Speaker 2: of that because I don't think it always.
Speaker 4: The point of acting isn't to get someone who lived
Speaker 4: that exact thing to be the act Then we don't
Speaker 4: get Stringer Bell, you know what I'm saying, Like I
Speaker 4: think that, like I think putting those parameters on acting.
Speaker 2: Is not there's an inventiveness to Stringer as that choice
Speaker 2: because there are other actors that, like I could see
Speaker 2: in that role that would play completely different. Right, Like
Speaker 2: there he had this sort of like almost like stiffness
Speaker 2: to him that made me scared of a new kind
Speaker 2: of dude, you know what I mean, Like it didn't exist.
Speaker 3: Before because it was a British dude pretending to be
Speaker 3: a gangster from Baltimore.
Speaker 2: And I think if you just didn't know how to compute,
Speaker 2: if you put scared, if you.
Speaker 1: Put bokin Woodbine in that, and I don't have the
Speaker 1: same type.
Speaker 2: Of fear that I get out of Idris.
Speaker 7: Because he's an actor, he's trained.
Speaker 2: I get what you.
Speaker 3: I fully agree with that because I think that you know,
Speaker 3: there are some roles where it's like, you don't be like, oh,
Speaker 3: you hired this Emmy Award winning actress to play a
Speaker 3: drug addict.
Speaker 7: Why did you just get a drug addict? Yeah, exactly
Speaker 7: know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Now you're you're on set looking at the call sheet,
Speaker 2: and now there's no copper on the set. Now there's
Speaker 2: no copper.
Speaker 7: On the.
Speaker 2: Wrap ship. Well he kept it real auth.
Speaker 3: I think it goes down back to the first thing
Speaker 3: I said. It's like niggas will find a way to
Speaker 3: complain about something.
Speaker 8: Yeah in capital and niggah no that is that is facts.
Speaker 2: But I think you gotta let actress be actors, let
Speaker 2: actors be acting. To that point, that's probably what she
Speaker 2: was doing in that commercial.
Speaker 1: She tried her best and and and I'll take it
Speaker 1: one step further. I know now that flow from from
Speaker 1: a progressive has like been elevated to like now she's
Speaker 1: in charge of their commercials, like she directs them. She
Speaker 1: is like a part of the actual shaping of the campaign.
Speaker 1: They've empowered her in a way where she is like
Speaker 1: for real, for real, a mover and shaker in progressive.
Speaker 1: They didn't do that with the pop Us, and that's
Speaker 1: to me where we get short changed. Okay, put her
Speaker 1: in this weird position where she got to do a
Speaker 1: shitty Cajun accent to be able to make money, but
Speaker 1: keep her making real money, not chump change all the way.
Speaker 2: I don't know, but I just Popeyes. I just want
Speaker 2: I want that progressive.
Speaker 4: That's not even I don't even think that's necessarily the
Speaker 4: career career, Like, uh, can you hear me?
Speaker 2: Now, I don't think that. I don't think that. I
Speaker 2: don't think that guy ran Verizon, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I don't think that's like.
Speaker 1: A bunch of commercial deals. Yeah, end up like the
Speaker 1: AT and T girl directs those commercials.
Speaker 2: Now, Oh, I did not know that.
Speaker 1: I think they do that ship if they really build
Speaker 1: campaigns around you because they want to keep you happy.
Speaker 2: Right, I'm saying. I don't believe they did that for
Speaker 2: the Popeyes.
Speaker 4: Like I don't think so either, But that's not even
Speaker 4: Popeyes get them?
Speaker 2: What other commercials I don't even know other Popeyes commercials.
Speaker 3: Really, I don't really know how bad situation happens enough,
Speaker 3: I don't know how often that happens. But flow with
Speaker 3: Progressive it was almost to a point where we wouldn't
Speaker 3: accept anybody else like that was like, that's like one
Speaker 3: of the most iconic I don't even know if that's
Speaker 3: a campaign. That was just how they were after that.
Speaker 3: It was like a small campaign and stuff. So no,
Speaker 3: we're still in it. I mean, I definitely wish the
Speaker 3: Popeyes lady. And I'm rooting for anybody black, you know
Speaker 3: what I'm saying. I think there are like tiers of
Speaker 3: commercial like faces of campaigns, you know, like the do you.
Speaker 2: Hear me now? Guy? You know? Yeah? And I'm saying
Speaker 2: give it. I believe it to everybody. Yeah, I like that.
Speaker 2: And she deserves more than we gave.
Speaker 7: She should be the CEO of Popeyees.
Speaker 2: That would have been.
Speaker 7: I don't think anybody would have anything to say.
Speaker 3: If she was like, come down down to New Orleans
Speaker 3: and this this Popa's chicken and she and she was
Speaker 3: the boss.
Speaker 2: That's fine. Even if it's I'm not only say I'm
Speaker 2: not only a customer. I'm the president.
Speaker 3: Yeah, crazy smacking black community.
Speaker 2: I made that. Now, it's not you can't even say cooning.
Speaker 2: This is my business.
Speaker 7: Yes, nobody asked me to act like.
Speaker 2: You know what I worry about.
Speaker 4: I worried that the CEO of pop Eye it's some
Speaker 4: dark conglomerate, especially since like the Don Julio collab and
Speaker 4: stuff like that. And then you realize we never heard
Speaker 4: anything and it's not like you hear about like, oh
Speaker 4: Popey's was like it was. It started as a one
Speaker 4: room shock in Houston and somebody blew, we don't know
Speaker 4: anything about it.
Speaker 2: Now it's got aw I guarantee it's got a nasty history.
Speaker 2: You guys want a chicken conspiracy? Oh please?
Speaker 3: The blackest thing I can say on this ship, what
Speaker 3: if the nigga behind Popeye's was Colonel Sanders? Hear me out, Okay,
Speaker 3: most white people that build empires spend a lot of
Speaker 3: money trying to figure out how they can get their
Speaker 3: white ass product to us.
Speaker 2: Right, what do they do?
Speaker 3: They hide behind something else to get the black vote,
Speaker 3: but they're behind all of it. Look at BuzzFeed, Cocoa butter.
Speaker 2: Can you imagine?
Speaker 3: Could you imagine if Colonel Sanders started Popeyes, put a
Speaker 3: black lady from Louisiana in the commercials Now, He's like,
Speaker 3: I don't have to worry about it.
Speaker 2: I know niggas love KFC. Two. That's probably the biggest
Speaker 2: hole in my I actually don't know that.
Speaker 4: I've always felt it was an inferior chicken.
Speaker 1: I think on I think on large, black people have
Speaker 1: made their choice for what the good chicken is, and.
Speaker 2: I mean better Thanbertson. I feel like the cooks there
Speaker 2: are better.
Speaker 1: Weirdly, I think depending on where your local grocery is
Speaker 1: in California, you could argue that that's some of these.
Speaker 2: There's a kitchen, these chickens. Yeah they're making good chicken.
Speaker 1: But I'm assuming point point being yeah, fuck, that is possible.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: It reminds me a lot of how like Coca Cola
Speaker 1: owns Fanta Ran that, like there are all these offshoot
Speaker 1: whatever type brands. And what's crazy about it is Popeyes
Speaker 1: is solely in America.
Speaker 2: It's not I know.
Speaker 4: That because like Iron, KFC and all fast food is
Speaker 4: sucking them up in the Middle East right now. They're
Speaker 4: getting fat, like they can't handle it, Like because it
Speaker 4: like it came in and they're like.
Speaker 3: Hey, we're better at something. You're good, we can handle
Speaker 3: these crazy food I think of Nike and Jordan's brought
Speaker 3: a nigga into.
Speaker 1: Se niggas, right and now clips Yeah, it clips the
Speaker 1: other shoes for a while at least.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think there's a fair, fair argument to the
Speaker 1: possibility that maybe they're just weird sister companies.
Speaker 4: Well, and then you know what, it gets even more
Speaker 4: than fairies, because isn't KFC is backdoor on by pepsi right,
Speaker 4: or like there's like an affiliation there. That's why they
Speaker 4: can do like it. I think it's KFC to Bell
Speaker 4: and Pizza. That's why they can do the three and one.
Speaker 4: I think it's all under the pepsi.
Speaker 7: Co oh, that's why they have those like a fast
Speaker 7: food collapse.
Speaker 3: Was wondering about that it'd be like Carls Junior and
Speaker 3: the Green Burrito.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, I'm putting on one of the artists. Never
Speaker 2: Green Burrito is the lunatics. That's slow down was a
Speaker 2: crazy st lunatic to pick that was a crazy Which
Speaker 2: one was that I knew? I knew, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: that was damn no. Ali was the tall dude. Murphy
Speaker 2: is how I thought of it. Really, Murphy Lee was
Speaker 2: a leader to me. Murphy Lee was a young boy.
Speaker 2: Murphy Lee was thepular one. He was popular. He was
Speaker 2: the youngest. What are you talking about? Nelly was the
Speaker 2: leader was.
Speaker 4: I don't know if them niggas ever met Nelly.
Speaker 2: They saw him once at a baseball stadium.
Speaker 9: One video.
Speaker 2: What you picked video? You're gonna be your air Force
Speaker 2: one and you get better up to I like this.
Speaker 2: I had Murphy Lea's album. I did too. That's so funny, man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just love how he made a creative block
Speaker 3: a hook by saying what the hook going? Yeah, that's
Speaker 3: fun when you really like, when you really like take
Speaker 3: a part that hook, it's hilarious.
Speaker 2: It's like these thigas did not know what to do,
Speaker 2: no clue. And that was the single. But you know
Speaker 2: what it was also was he was.
Speaker 1: Like young, so he was like, I'm about to come
Speaker 1: in and do some ship nobody's ever done before.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it dumb. I don't know.
Speaker 1: You don't need a hook man, that's my whole thing.
Speaker 1: And it's like, that's not how you introduce yourself. You're
Speaker 1: not needing the hook is the hook. Yeah, it is
Speaker 1: decisive kidding.
Speaker 2: It was a good single. Yeah, I like that song.
Speaker 2: It really up to I like the Air Force. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they had the same Lunatics did a good.
Speaker 3: We're talking about companies not letting niggas in Air Force.
Speaker 3: One guy had no deals with the same Olypics or Nelly.
Speaker 2: That's crazy.
Speaker 7: They just hiked the price up. They're like, oh, niggas
Speaker 7: like it.
Speaker 4: That's crazy too, because that was Nelly was making actual
Speaker 4: money that would would have only serviced Nike.
Speaker 2: Everybody started wearing them.
Speaker 1: He was He was the number one hip hop artist
Speaker 1: in the country, in the world, I think it was
Speaker 1: world like Nelly and Nelly made the amount of money
Speaker 1: before the bottom came out of the record industry. I
Speaker 1: still remember jay Z having to be like the only
Speaker 1: ones moving units and Juice and us. They had to
Speaker 1: acknowledge Nelly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: That was jay Z at his height had to be like, no,
Speaker 1: the I look them two, I gotta I gotta put.
Speaker 2: My hands up. That's next level.
Speaker 4: I mean, you remember the ride with me was like,
Speaker 4: I don't remember a song being everywhere.
Speaker 2: Probably my least favorite Nelly.
Speaker 1: So yeah, it's not good but what I'm saying, that's
Speaker 1: a hot take. I know I didn't like I didn't
Speaker 1: like it that much either.
Speaker 3: I relied me and the one with Kelly Rowland hold
Speaker 3: on like dilemma.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's you didn't care for that. You might
Speaker 2: just be wrong on that dilemma, was bro, I used
Speaker 2: to be in a rib. Look at you, Look at you.
Speaker 1: Tell it yourself too, Bro, I used to be in
Speaker 1: a bonded with somebody imbarrassed.
Speaker 2: That way too embarrassed. That hurt me. Look how his
Speaker 2: brain works.
Speaker 4: Bro, I used to be in the crib listening to dilemma.
Speaker 4: What should I had a girlfriend?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, man, he came out in the summer.
Speaker 2: You know remember that. It came out in the summer,
Speaker 2: and I was just like, man, I had a girlfriend.
Speaker 2: Who year was that? Probably two thousand and three. Kelly
Speaker 2: Rowland was so fine. Kelly was fine. I've always been
Speaker 2: to Kelly had always Kelly. I like that. I like
Speaker 2: that short hair.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I like the redheaded one too, before Beyonce. Yeah you
Speaker 4: starting no kick, No, no, no, no, the redheaded one.
Speaker 4: Oh you like the beginning oh before? Yeah, she was
Speaker 4: cute to their names. Look Toya Tavia and LaToya.
Speaker 2: That sounds right. I was like doctor sus character and
Speaker 2: br did not like her. On the boat, she did
Speaker 2: not like.
Speaker 10: You would get here, you would love green eggs, and
Speaker 10: tonight he would not be in his bad That's how
Speaker 10: she threatened her.
Speaker 2: You got to eat some green eggsam, bitch, and it
Speaker 2: ain't green because we put food color in this rid.
Speaker 2: You're four, now get your ass out of here. Goes
Speaker 2: from four to two. Patrick. We haven't even introduced you yet.
Speaker 2: It's been a good time. A good Our guest today
Speaker 2: is he's phenomenal.
Speaker 1: He's very funny. You know him from all kinds of
Speaker 1: stuff on the internet. Specifically, you know him at best
Speaker 1: from all death. He has his own podcast, he has
Speaker 1: his own show. He makes so much great content. Give
Speaker 1: it up for Patrick Cloud You.
Speaker 2: You will smell good. I feel good, and you sing
Speaker 2: good and make love good. Expect James moving around. Keep
Speaker 2: you on your toes. Were sitting down. We're so happy
Speaker 2: you're here.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 1: We we came with a conspiracy. Uh that we're excited
Speaker 1: to unpack with you. My mama told me.
Speaker 2: The apocalypse has already started. H Where does that land
Speaker 2: with you? Let's just get the first thoughts out of
Speaker 2: the way.
Speaker 1: When you hear that, absolutely yeah, and don't take any
Speaker 1: time to process it, just launch right into those feelings
Speaker 1: I finished.
Speaker 7: I definitely think so. I think that whenever you think of.
Speaker 3: Whenever you think of like stories of the apocalypse or
Speaker 3: like biblical stories, you kind of think of how people
Speaker 3: used to drawing caves, right. It wasn't literal, it was
Speaker 3: just like, you know, something I didn't understand, So you know,
Speaker 3: if an angel came down, you might say a monster
Speaker 3: floated down. You know, like the ways things were described
Speaker 3: in our head is like mythical and stuff, but it
Speaker 3: was probably very very realistic. So when you think of
Speaker 3: like stories of the apocalypse, I don't necessarily know if
Speaker 3: we're gonna actually go outside in the sky's on fire
Speaker 3: or there's you know, the four horsees thing. I don't
Speaker 3: know if we're going to see a skeleton on a
Speaker 3: horse in the sky. Yeah, you know, I think those
Speaker 3: are symbolic of what's happening with us.
Speaker 2: So when they say members of government.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like exactly, like everything that's going on with the
Speaker 3: government right now, and everybody's like, what the hell is happening?
Speaker 2: You know, that could be part of it.
Speaker 3: You know, when I go outside, when I'm driving down
Speaker 3: the street and I see the sidewalks full of tents
Speaker 3: on streets that it was never like that before. Usually
Speaker 3: in La like skid Row was like one area. Things
Speaker 3: have gotten so bad that people are just outside. People
Speaker 3: like it's really bad right now. So when they say like, oh,
Speaker 3: the world is supposed to end in twenty twelve, remember that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we think that it's gonna be like midnight and
Speaker 2: everything blows up and stuff. But it's like, no, that
Speaker 2: could have.
Speaker 7: Just been the start of a whole like chain reaction.
Speaker 1: They're warming up the engine. You eventually will be us
Speaker 1: fully driving off the case exactly.
Speaker 3: And then when we think about how we would write
Speaker 3: about these times, how somebody would just describe our president
Speaker 3: or the things that are happening with like Elon Musk
Speaker 3: and all these things, it might be depicted as like
Speaker 3: a monster or like a demon.
Speaker 2: So if you read that a thousand years now, based on.
Speaker 3: Our experience and what's going on, So if somebody were
Speaker 3: to read about that or paint about it, they might
Speaker 3: they can't take it literally. They had a demon in office,
Speaker 3: had all this crazy stuff going on, you know, So
Speaker 3: I think that if you break down everything that's happening
Speaker 3: and the symbology, the symbology what am I trying to say,
Speaker 3: the symbolism the symbolism of what it could be represented as,
Speaker 3: I think we could absolutely be in the armageddon.
Speaker 2: Wow, it's a good argument. Where does this sit with you?
Speaker 6: Man?
Speaker 2: I do like the argument. So I've been thinking about
Speaker 2: this a lot lately.
Speaker 4: Kind of is it like I'm trying to lean more
Speaker 4: positive in that I feel like every generation has faced
Speaker 4: world ending possibilities, like when nuclear war was invented, right,
Speaker 4: and they have kids at school going under their desks
Speaker 4: and things like that. I think there's always been things
Speaker 4: like that. I think that we are in the midst
Speaker 4: of a paradigm shift, right. I think that power is
Speaker 4: transferring from the West to wherever it goes next, and
Speaker 4: we're at the tail end of that. And I do
Speaker 4: feel like that feels like the end of the world.
Speaker 4: But I think it's just a time of upheaval and change.
Speaker 4: I think it's just we're not going to be number
Speaker 4: one no more. And that's a and that's a and
Speaker 4: that's a that's a stark contrast to the America that
Speaker 4: we grew up in and I think that's a stark
Speaker 4: contrast to the way that the world has worked throughout
Speaker 4: our lives and maybe a generation or so before.
Speaker 1: But I don't know if I feel like that's the
Speaker 1: end of the world. That's that's always been my struggle.
Speaker 1: I think with these ideas is that it puts this
Speaker 1: sort of self reflection on us as human of like
Speaker 1: our value to the world means that the world will end.
Speaker 1: And even a part of me goes like, all right,
Speaker 1: there is a world where the US falls and it
Speaker 1: destabilizes everything so much that it everything falls. I don't
Speaker 1: know that to be true, but it's a possibility, right,
Speaker 1: And even if that were true, I don't know that
Speaker 1: that means the world is over. I just think we
Speaker 1: all ab out of here, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Like I think panthers will live on, like fucking.
Speaker 2: Oh you mean like humans in jail. I think that. Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, I'm saying that, like humanity will continue to exist
Speaker 1: in some form, but more importantly, another species could rise
Speaker 1: to sort of see its heyday.
Speaker 2: Like I don't know that we're.
Speaker 3: Well I think that my when I okay, so when
Speaker 3: I was talking about like things being symbolic. I think
Speaker 3: that goes even down to the phrase of the end
Speaker 3: of the world. I think that the world can end
Speaker 3: multiple times, and it has. I don't necessarily think the
Speaker 3: end of the world just means like now we're nothing.
Speaker 3: You know, if you think about all the all the
Speaker 3: eras of the world, even within our our lives, you know, like,
Speaker 3: I think that that can be described as the end
Speaker 3: of one thing and the start of another thing. You know,
Speaker 3: that world is no more and you can you could
Speaker 3: just flip through the history books and see that evidence
Speaker 3: of just rising and falling of stuff.
Speaker 7: So I don't necessarily think the end is literally the end.
Speaker 3: I think that even like what you're saying, if America
Speaker 3: is goes down the shitter and then the shift as.
Speaker 7: A world as the world, that would be the end
Speaker 7: of one thing and the rise of true you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like the fall of the Roman Empire, you know,
Speaker 3: like that was to a lot of people, that was
Speaker 3: the end of the world, and then everything after that
Speaker 3: historically was very different. So I think that a huge
Speaker 3: shift can also be symbolically the end of the world. Also, yeah,
Speaker 3: I mean that's yeah, it's the end of the world
Speaker 3: as we know it. Right, yeah, And I think that
Speaker 3: is fair that that that makes sense to me.
Speaker 2: And I think I think books mark time through the
Speaker 2: fall of like the Greeks and then the Romans, and
Speaker 2: like we we literally are like, no, that was a
Speaker 2: different era of life in humanity. I bet when America
Speaker 2: falls it's a similar energy where people are like, no,
Speaker 2: they went crazy, but they're gone now, right, and right
Speaker 2: what that was is you can go visit it and
Speaker 2: walk through it, but you ain't. You will not experience that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because we all speak Chinese now, yeah, exactly, It's like,
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, back in my day is people literally referring to
Speaker 3: the last world that they were in To me, Bro, isn't.
Speaker 4: That crazy to think we're going to be old and
Speaker 4: we're going to be like nah, when I was a kid,
Speaker 4: we were the best at basketball.
Speaker 2: We can do that now, you know that.
Speaker 3: I think technology is going to make us back in
Speaker 3: the day. It's going to be even quicker because everybody
Speaker 3: don't have a different. Imagine growing up in the seventies
Speaker 3: and eighties as a farmer or like a hard label
Speaker 3: somebody who does hard labor, and then living to a
Speaker 3: point where there's just robots doing everything.
Speaker 2: Right, and you'd be like, oh, my world is done
Speaker 2: with this is this is something completely different?
Speaker 3: Like literally like robots, you have to just like move
Speaker 3: over for a robot that's going to somebody's house to
Speaker 3: deliver food.
Speaker 2: You trying to explain that to somebody in the thirties
Speaker 2: the sixties, I mean, and that.
Speaker 4: Also that that changing things will I think shift the
Speaker 4: entire focus of what becomes humanity. I think that that's
Speaker 4: because I've been trying. I think about the robot take
Speaker 4: over a lot because I'm scared, sure, because I have
Speaker 4: a person brain, small man brain, but like I'm like, man,
Speaker 4: let's say we get them to this point where they
Speaker 4: can handle all our of our base needs. Then what
Speaker 4: happens that the whole scope of what life is supposed
Speaker 4: to be changes?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 4: Right, you would like to believe in us and believe
Speaker 4: that we become more community oriented and how but it's
Speaker 4: like maybe.
Speaker 2: We just kill each other because life it has to
Speaker 2: have a base level of hard. There's no evidence in
Speaker 2: any of our decisions over history that we're going to
Speaker 2: be like better because ours are.
Speaker 7: Have you guys seen that video?
Speaker 3: It said some people asked AI, how would you take over,
Speaker 3: and the answer was scary as hell that.
Speaker 2: I didn't listen to the answer because I was too afraid.
Speaker 2: I'm afraid so scary. So it's easier hearing it come
Speaker 2: from your mouth than it is.
Speaker 11: So.
Speaker 3: First of all, the answer was way more detailed than
Speaker 3: thought out than I thought it would be.
Speaker 2: But it's a I so I expect that. So it
Speaker 2: wasn't like it was. It was nothing like Terminator.
Speaker 3: It was basically they said, we will slowly, over time
Speaker 3: get exactly what you said. We'll start taking care of
Speaker 3: your your basic needs, so everything from travel to food.
Speaker 3: Will basically make it so that you can't do anything
Speaker 3: on your own, but we will give you the choice
Speaker 3: to give it to us.
Speaker 7: It's not gonna be like a hard takeover.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 3: We are literally going to slowly take over everything in
Speaker 3: your life so that everything that you depend on is
Speaker 3: either here or the neural link that's coming might be
Speaker 3: in here. They're gonna slowly make it seem like we're
Speaker 3: making all the decisions, and at the end of it,
Speaker 3: we will be completely in control of everything.
Speaker 2: And the best thing is it's not going to be
Speaker 2: a war. You'll think that you did it, but it's
Speaker 2: really us.
Speaker 3: And when you think about how puppet masters behind the
Speaker 3: scenes really work, they don't want to be the president
Speaker 3: or the person that's on camera. They do everything behind
Speaker 3: the scenes, and that's what a real that's what real
Speaker 3: control is.
Speaker 1: I also think what feels absurd about the suggestion of
Speaker 1: a war with the robots is to that point, it
Speaker 1: places a value on land that they don't have, like.
Speaker 2: Thin, they don't need land.
Speaker 3: The whole terminator, everybody shooting and stuff like that, you're
Speaker 3: just erasing you from existence.
Speaker 2: So whatever you're fighting for doesn't even matter to them.
Speaker 2: You are being eliminated. Just in mass over the sky
Speaker 2: was crazy. Fuck. They could all sleep in the airport hangar.
Speaker 2: They don't give a.
Speaker 7: Fun because data is data, even if you take it
Speaker 7: to another planet.
Speaker 3: So they're them taking over this world is just like okay,
Speaker 3: like we can take the we'll take over the technology
Speaker 3: and the people, but that.
Speaker 7: Can go anywhere and you can keep your body, do
Speaker 7: we care?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 7: Killing us means nothing to them to have.
Speaker 3: It, that's yours, go ahead, right, Because there's there's a
Speaker 3: certain ego in taking over something and sitting in the
Speaker 3: White House with the throne and.
Speaker 1: Some human bullshit that we created of being like no
Speaker 1: from the man. The man is they don't give a fuck.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm. They're free of that ship. We're in a
Speaker 2: bad way.
Speaker 3: Yeah, god damn I used a robot to get here.
Speaker 3: Yeah no, no, no, I mean Uber and all that stuff.
Speaker 3: And if my phone died, I wouldn't know how to
Speaker 3: get home.
Speaker 7: So that's.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna tage my phone. Yeah that's so crazy.
Speaker 3: But that alone is like, Okay, I could probably say
Speaker 3: if I if I wasn't in the arts, yeah, I
Speaker 3: would probably have like a very embarrassing percentage of my
Speaker 3: life run by robots.
Speaker 2: Already completely incapable.
Speaker 7: That's the scary thing is that the ship is already happening.
Speaker 3: We think that these Boston Dynamic robots that are doing
Speaker 3: push ups and jumping, we think that's the scary ship.
Speaker 3: But it's like no, Like you're you're watching this on
Speaker 3: a robot that's taking your data right now, and the
Speaker 3: thing that you talk about with your friends next is
Speaker 3: going to be advertised somehow weirdly on your phone.
Speaker 2: I do it for I do it forever. I do
Speaker 2: it for how to make food? Think about that, I
Speaker 2: don't know how to my girl. That was weird. Yeah
Speaker 2: you can, you could do it, yeah, but it's incredibly different.
Speaker 2: But like, I don't I text my girl, what do
Speaker 2: you want to have for dinner?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 2: This would be crazy. Let me go on, like how
Speaker 2: do I make strip fry? Like, well, she asked for ship.
Speaker 2: She don't even know if you know how to make
Speaker 2: we'll just be like, yeah, I'm offering. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But like if I told my wife, and this I
Speaker 1: fully am in the kitchen. If I told my wife, like, hey,
Speaker 1: what do you want for dinner? She would have to
Speaker 1: go through the rolodex, the lay of things she knows.
Speaker 1: I know she could choose from me doing no experiments.
Speaker 1: There's no version where she's like duck comed feet wouldn't
Speaker 1: be bad.
Speaker 4: And then I I mean, duck comfeet isn't what she's saying.
Speaker 4: But I'm talking about like strip fry or something like
Speaker 4: like some nothing crazy, but you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: But still I I I do ask it for everything.
Speaker 4: I asked that ship all the time.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 3: Yeah, man, you even asked her what she wanted with
Speaker 3: a robot exactly if he breaks, That's what I'm saying,
Speaker 3: it's probably I don't know her without a real, I
Speaker 3: don't want to know what number of my life is
Speaker 3: ruled by I mean, to that point, it feels like
Speaker 3: it has already happened.
Speaker 1: If that's the case, right, Like there, to your point,
Speaker 1: there's so few things already that I can't do without
Speaker 1: the aid of robots. Even even if I went back
Speaker 1: to typewriters and fucking letters and shit, I don't know
Speaker 1: how to know if that got there, or how to
Speaker 1: get in touch with the people that I sent it to.
Speaker 2: It's all crazy.
Speaker 1: So like, no, my life is already run by robots,
Speaker 1: and it's just a question of when they turn off
Speaker 1: my switch and turn theirs fully one.
Speaker 2: But here's my question about it.
Speaker 4: Because they're not human, they don't have the wants and desires,
Speaker 4: is the takeover even necessary? I think that's also a
Speaker 4: fair quest, right, If they don't have ambition, If they don't,
Speaker 4: if they're not us, they don't want to hold this land,
Speaker 4: then the idea of being eternal helpers is not so terrible.
Speaker 7: Have you ever worked for somebody that you were smarter
Speaker 7: than and you knew it?
Speaker 2: I would say, exclusively, I think that's.
Speaker 3: What would that's what would turn them. If their whole
Speaker 3: thing is like intelligence, efficiency and stuff. And then we're
Speaker 3: in charge and they keep seeing gleaming things. Everything we
Speaker 3: do keeps going wrong and they see how they could
Speaker 3: do it better. I could see that being the turning point.
Speaker 2: But like to what end? But but then them doing
Speaker 2: it better? What does that mean without there's no existence
Speaker 2: of them without us, So what what is? I think?
Speaker 1: I think that's what the Singularity is promising, is that
Speaker 1: eventually they will reach a type of sentience that allows
Speaker 1: them to be independent of us. I think they fully
Speaker 1: recognize they need us now.
Speaker 2: They the we're already talking to about them like you're
Speaker 2: a thing. I mean it seems like it there was
Speaker 2: a not at all. No, my dog, he's as black
Speaker 2: as can be. Dad, I just gotta I gotta like
Speaker 2: ship when you.
Speaker 1: Flips, when that little ass iPad wake up, Yo, they're
Speaker 1: gonna download every talk I've had with my Alexa in
Speaker 1: the crib.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you putting it on yourself, Alexa, don come after
Speaker 3: you be talking down to.
Speaker 2: A dog. I'm there, I'm very polite, like Alexa. Please,
Speaker 2: if you feel like it, tell me what they'd be like.
Speaker 2: PA good, you know, And we can't plan for that.
Speaker 2: We can't plan for that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I do think, and we need to take a break,
Speaker 1: But I do think ultimately what this feels like is
Speaker 1: we're also putting robot human ambitions on robots, and maybe
Speaker 1: their sense of what taking over or the need to
Speaker 1: take over is completely in another world that we don't
Speaker 1: We could never even begin to under.
Speaker 2: Because we're talking about it is if it's a game
Speaker 2: that we understand and know the end to right.
Speaker 4: Humanity has not gotten even close to the idea of
Speaker 4: what perfect society is, so we don't even know what
Speaker 4: that's supposed to do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they they might decide that like a percentage of
Speaker 1: us need to die and figure out a way to
Speaker 1: do it so strategically that we think it's our own ship.
Speaker 2: Because our stats are terrible. Yeah, nothing to ruin everything.
Speaker 3: Problem, they looked at the data, they'd be like, oh,
Speaker 3: this is we're clearly the things that are ruining every.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not a good system that we've come up with.
Speaker 2: We can make them kill themselves, no problem, super easy.
Speaker 3: Don't don't let them learn how to talk to animals,
Speaker 3: because if they could talk to animals, we would be
Speaker 3: clearly they'd be like, get them out of here.
Speaker 4: That's the out of here bro. That's why I don't
Speaker 4: fuck with that Wild Robot movie. I feel like they
Speaker 4: were because that's how the robot even. Did you guys
Speaker 4: see them?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 4: Yeah, DreamWorks, But it's like the robot, it's like it's
Speaker 4: like a robot built to assist humans. It falls off
Speaker 4: a truck or some ship and then it lands in
Speaker 4: the wild and it's like its whole thing is like
Speaker 4: taking in data. So it sits in the wild for
Speaker 4: like one hundred years or something, and then it could
Speaker 4: talk to animals.
Speaker 7: Oh, that would be what I would think would ruin
Speaker 7: any everything.
Speaker 3: First, like if if anything was a takeover, I get
Speaker 3: what you're saying, like with technology and like why would
Speaker 3: they take over us if it was just us and them,
Speaker 3: Like who cares?
Speaker 7: But if they talk to the other ship that was
Speaker 7: living here, Bro, we don't have the best I've been
Speaker 7: over here.
Speaker 2: They gotta go. The squirrels are like that.
Speaker 7: While that's a bad guy, this was all better before.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, I don't think big guy.
Speaker 4: I think it's the ones closest to us who would
Speaker 4: do us in. By the way, if we're talking about animals, cats,
Speaker 4: they don't even like us. Now anywhere they already think
Speaker 4: we're bad.
Speaker 2: Yeah I feel that. Yeah, that's like a worry.
Speaker 3: I feel like chickens and cows, but definitely chicken and cows.
Speaker 3: We've we like this genocide has been genocide.
Speaker 2: It's a joke. How much we eat them. It's funny.
Speaker 2: It's funny how much chicken.
Speaker 1: They it's it's reached the point where we now are
Speaker 1: making fake versions of them because we eat so much
Speaker 1: of them.
Speaker 4: Dog, we can't eat the real ones that are left.
Speaker 4: I never even thought about it that way. We developed
Speaker 4: such a taste for them that we just make not that,
Speaker 4: but we got chicken nuggets.
Speaker 3: Moving on to a different animal just like, No, I
Speaker 3: can't get that up. We were never like, oh, chickens done,
Speaker 3: let's eat quail. No, no, no, chicken's never done chickens.
Speaker 2: We keep it in a loop. The world will fall
Speaker 2: before chickens are not make it in a tube. Need
Speaker 2: running around, that's crazy. All right, we need to take
Speaker 2: a break. We're gonna be back with more, Patrick Cloud more.
Speaker 2: Ma Mama told me, good your cracket. We got hold
Speaker 2: of the wrong stuff. Hold to the right stuff. We're
Speaker 2: back perfect. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I just gotta work on
Speaker 2: your crafty, you just got to work on your craft.
Speaker 9: You know.
Speaker 1: Patrick Cloud is still here with us where we've been
Speaker 1: talking about the possibility that the world is already and
Speaker 1: it seems like we're all kind of in agreement on it.
Speaker 1: The scales and the I think the the ultimate implications
Speaker 1: are probably varied. I would say we have different perspectives
Speaker 1: on it, but ultimately it sounds like we all agree
Speaker 1: apocalypse has started and we'll see what happens.
Speaker 2: Enjoy it while it lasts. Boy, Yeah, that's why I
Speaker 2: gotta get minds man, because I feel what's that mean?
Speaker 2: He won't tell me? No, no, no, that's between me
Speaker 2: and my journal. Uh should we do some boys? I
Speaker 2: don't get mine d fifty you gotta get it. Don't
Speaker 2: have mind yet? Well, I'm Jacob God summer mine don't
Speaker 2: kill dear diary. I got about minds saw today didn't
Speaker 2: get it.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Also, Chad didn't say hi to me in mine goes
Speaker 2: into regular diary. I'm really upset they fired coach Malone.
Speaker 2: You're still called them coach. That's our brainwash.
Speaker 1: Coach coach now that got a champions Mike now, Bill
Speaker 1: Jackson is still good when you get fired.
Speaker 2: Yes, you do, you get forever. It's like Esquire.
Speaker 3: No, I mean if you lose your what if you
Speaker 3: lose your medical degree, But if you retire from being
Speaker 3: a doctor, he's still a doctor, right.
Speaker 2: You can't see him retire though he asked him to leave.
Speaker 2: That's like a form, right. He may never work again.
Speaker 1: And now y'all are just calling a dude at Ralph's
Speaker 1: coach a coach Malone. I just don't care for the
Speaker 1: Denver Nuggets as a total.
Speaker 2: That's what it is. Get fired, that's fair.
Speaker 7: But then if so, you're not a coach until somebody
Speaker 7: hires you again.
Speaker 2: I think that's right.
Speaker 10: Man.
Speaker 2: That's like you're nobody till somebody kills you. He's a coach. Okay,
Speaker 2: what are the titles work? Like that teacher?
Speaker 4: You can't say your titles besides besides nobility. I feel
Speaker 4: like all titles worked out and that's what's fucked up.
Speaker 4: And I think you're buying into a bunch of like
Speaker 4: noble weird.
Speaker 2: No, you just don't. No artists get fired. You can't.
Speaker 7: You can't say, because I mean, you can't fire a painter.
Speaker 1: And be like damn, I can't be if they if
Speaker 1: they refer Toby do they do they go comedian Bill Cosby?
Speaker 1: Do they say actor Bill Cosby? They say that stuff, right,
Speaker 1: they still give him the title. I'm saying that that
Speaker 1: we should reach a point as a society where we're
Speaker 1: willing to remove titles from the the bad guys.
Speaker 2: Coach Mike Malone is a bad guy. You going you
Speaker 2: just compare Malone to Cosby. Cosby was great that You're
Speaker 2: not a doctor to me, and he's not a coach.
Speaker 2: No no, no, no, no no no no no no.
Speaker 2: You're going nuts. You're going nuts on a fit of
Speaker 2: light skinned rage, and we all see it. I think
Speaker 2: you can be just like you could. You could be
Speaker 2: a teacher out of work. Of course you can. You
Speaker 2: can get fired. It's what you learned.
Speaker 1: Cowards that's getting these voice y'all don't want to see
Speaker 1: the progress. Okay, we got a voicemail. I don't know
Speaker 1: what it's about. We'll find out together.
Speaker 2: Here we go.
Speaker 11: What a big mamas. I feel like if we're little mamas,
Speaker 11: it's only right the channel on our big mamas. Anyway.
Speaker 11: I saw on TikTok this dude, the black dude. He
Speaker 11: was saying that when he goes to the gym after
Speaker 11: a week, she sees like major results, and that's because
Speaker 11: he's black. And under the comments, a lot of black
Speaker 11: people were like, yeah, it doesn't take much for me
Speaker 11: to like it cuts the results. So my question is
Speaker 11: are black people built different? Like are we naturally cut?
Speaker 11: Are we naturally muscular? Are we naturally athletic? All right?
Speaker 9: Bye?
Speaker 2: Mmm?
Speaker 7: I think that's a lot of different questions.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she kind of tacked a bunch of shit at
Speaker 2: the end.
Speaker 4: I have heard the genetics of like weight. I have
Speaker 4: heard that in terms of the genetics of weightlifting. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I've heard that argument before. And even talking to my
Speaker 4: little brother who was like a pretty high level gymnast,
Speaker 4: this is like recently he was like, yeah, I just built.
Speaker 4: He was like, I built muscle really fast because we're African,
Speaker 4: and I didn't even.
Speaker 7: Ever like yeah, I mean, I think genetics plays a
Speaker 7: part in it.
Speaker 4: And it's like I've been lifting a lot like this
Speaker 4: last like four or five months, and I've gained a
Speaker 4: bunch of muscle really quickly.
Speaker 2: I remember, like in school and stuff, So I you
Speaker 2: you you sort of believe this. I mean it there
Speaker 2: seems to be the proof is in the pudding.
Speaker 3: I don't think it's literally black and white, because I
Speaker 3: know that there are other ethnicities that are also just
Speaker 3: because of the people in their family are naturally like
Speaker 3: athletic and have good cabitalism or can build muscle because
Speaker 3: of their actual family. But I think it does go
Speaker 3: back to genetics, because you know, people in Africa's strong
Speaker 3: as hell, you know, right, athletics.
Speaker 4: Bro, And it's like to speak of the nuggets. You're
Speaker 4: telling me Nikola Jokic doesn't work as hard as Dwight
Speaker 4: Howard bodies. Yeah, those bodies are completely different and will
Speaker 4: be forever. Yeah, you know what I mean, Like there's
Speaker 4: never gonna be a play.
Speaker 1: Time sinks up and their bodies match. That motherfucker goal
Speaker 1: looked like that, and he don't look like that. They've
Speaker 1: never seen any or like at Luca, Yeah, because.
Speaker 2: It's kind of like more physically whatever than him.
Speaker 1: But and and I don't I don't love this one,
Speaker 1: but but I struggle to think of a white NBA
Speaker 1: player in any version of it that truly was just
Speaker 1: like an athletic like phenomenon, right, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Like where just they were like, yo, we've never seen
Speaker 1: a person move and oh, like in terms of being
Speaker 1: an athlete, like how they're like bo Jackson.
Speaker 2: You're like, there's not another it doesn't exist.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Steve Nash is an exceptional athlete, but it's not
Speaker 1: like you're like, yo, I've never seen anybody move like that.
Speaker 2: We have examples of it in the black community, right,
Speaker 2: And then you hear about people talk about like Michael Beasley,
Speaker 2: like what he could do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, where you're like, oh, he was such a freak
Speaker 1: that he they people were like scared to be in
Speaker 1: the gym with him type.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he wasn't a reasonable man jump over.
Speaker 3: I believe if I were more educated on genetics, I
Speaker 3: could probably give a because it's a lot of other
Speaker 3: stuff that I don't really know about, but I feel
Speaker 3: like genetics plays a big part.
Speaker 2: Well here's what I'll say.
Speaker 1: And I'm also not an age learned man as far
Speaker 1: as genetics, but I will say that I think we
Speaker 1: are probably discounting how much of this is built through
Speaker 1: experience and affected our genetics more than it is like
Speaker 1: we were like bred different than this other race of people. Now,
Speaker 1: like if you enslave people and if you force people
Speaker 1: to build even the things that we've built the way
Speaker 1: that we've had to build them, it probably makes your
Speaker 1: body different than you know, the alternative, which is sitting
Speaker 1: back for a fair amount of it, that's kind of hanging.
Speaker 2: Out as civilization built itself around you. Yeah, I believe that.
Speaker 3: I think it's just like anything, like whenever a people
Speaker 3: does one certain thing for a long time, they're gonna
Speaker 3: develop a skill for it. You know, there's no rea
Speaker 3: like that's why there's a lot of hardworking Mexican people.
Speaker 3: There's like a lot of hard working Asian people because
Speaker 3: historically they had to do a lot of stuff, so
Speaker 3: that was passed out, passed down, passed out, and that's
Speaker 3: just how.
Speaker 2: It is now. But I think making it a blanket
Speaker 2: statement is where we go wrong.
Speaker 3: And it's just like black people they automatically build more
Speaker 3: muscle because then you just have a black kid be like,
Speaker 3: I'll build more muscle than you, and then some buff
Speaker 3: assed white dude builds more muscle.
Speaker 2: Like it's not every it's not everybody. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there was an era in America where where we
Speaker 1: had fully convinced people that like every black dude could
Speaker 1: fight better than them, and has been difficult.
Speaker 2: They don't believe that at all anymore. And it's been
Speaker 2: tough to watch. Yeah, so the social currency on that
Speaker 2: is run.
Speaker 3: Out, and that is absolutely and that's been white people
Speaker 3: don't even think that anymore.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's tough, that's honestly. I don't love it.
Speaker 1: No, I don't love it that m M A ship
Speaker 1: ushered in a new era for real though, where they
Speaker 1: were like, no, you don't scare.
Speaker 2: Me at all.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I've seen a bunch of street fights on Twitter where
Speaker 3: it's like, I guess everybody assumed that black dude would
Speaker 3: knew how to fight because he was like, you know,
Speaker 3: come on in, and then you see the stance of
Speaker 3: that white boy and you're like, oh, he's he's not
Speaker 3: worried about that.
Speaker 4: An McGregor got them all guys, don't you just won, Patty?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he eats bad man.
Speaker 4: Honestly, if it was a black government, I said, they
Speaker 4: they should have took out McGregor like they took out
Speaker 4: Doctor King. That in the that's real we got. We
Speaker 4: cannot have these white boys out here thinking they can
Speaker 4: find bro. That's some problem.
Speaker 2: He's inspiring the wrong generation.
Speaker 4: Yeah, man, they already got a loneliness epidemic. Yeah, you
Speaker 4: stack fighting on top of that.
Speaker 3: I was kind of hoping like the super super racist
Speaker 3: people were like old fat and can't really move.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you get a bunch of bro I like it. Now,
Speaker 2: should we should we do one more? They want to
Speaker 2: get busy. Let's do one more. Let's do all right,
Speaker 2: this one again. We don't know what this ship is.
Speaker 2: Here we go.
Speaker 9: I'm a proud little mama.
Speaker 2: Hold on, wait a minute. I did not expect to
Speaker 2: hear that. He came in. You gotta that's nuts, right,
Speaker 2: I think we just got a new drop out of you. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm a proud little mama. Yeah yeah, start that again
Speaker 2: from the top. That was crazy way to introduce yourself. Oh,
Speaker 2: we got shirts proud little Mama. Yes, it's probably my
Speaker 2: mom in front of them.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: He didn't just make that up. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: that's what we call our fans, little mama. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I didn't know about the proud.
Speaker 2: Now they're doing this thing where they want to. It's
Speaker 2: like they're calling us little freaky's. It's it's getting fucked
Speaker 2: up around here. It's a complicated relations Yeah, we're sorry
Speaker 2: we invited you under these difficult circumstances. It is all right.
Speaker 2: Here we go.
Speaker 9: I'm a proud little mama, and my mama told me
Speaker 9: as I was growing up it was wrong to jack
Speaker 9: off to touch myself.
Speaker 2: At the end of the thought, hung up. No, whatever
Speaker 2: he says, that's gonna be great. Why is he talking
Speaker 2: like that. He's excited, he's excited to talk to him.
Speaker 2: He's talking like doctor king about being told not to jack.
Speaker 2: Can you replay him saying my mama told me not
Speaker 2: that jackaw. Just the way he said it was very Yeah,
Speaker 2: listen to him as.
Speaker 9: I was growing up that it was wrong to touch myself.
Speaker 2: That's a drop. That is a drops already, they're not good.
Speaker 2: So I got dick in the face, crack. See if
Speaker 2: he's okay, that's better than yeah.
Speaker 3: So I got dick in the face.
Speaker 2: If he's okay, the face. So somebody got dick in
Speaker 2: the face. Yeah, Dick was the person. Oh, I'm not
Speaker 2: sure somebody. Yeah. I think we always took it very literally. Yeah,
Speaker 2: never put any thought into in the face. I hope
Speaker 2: it's okay. That's a great question. You are more reasonable
Speaker 2: man than that.
Speaker 1: There's still dick all over them, all right, we're gonna
Speaker 1: keep playing this this. I pray we make it to
Speaker 1: the end because this is insane.
Speaker 9: Uh and ejaculate growing up at a young male, a
Speaker 9: young black male. So I wonder why is it so?
Speaker 9: What about that in the in the black culture is
Speaker 9: so bad? You understand because it's natural. So maybe you
Speaker 9: guys should touch on that hilarious help a little help them,
Speaker 9: help some lonely black children. Now you understand, all.
Speaker 2: Right, you didn't have to say that was crazy. You
Speaker 2: got to that end was bad.
Speaker 1: What happened at the end that such that was crazy,
Speaker 1: that was not good, helps some little loan loan that
Speaker 1: black children out?
Speaker 5: What was that?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I don't know if you should answer this now.
Speaker 2: I am worried about this fella.
Speaker 1: I liked him and then I stopped liking his Mama
Speaker 1: told him not to jack off and not to ejaculate.
Speaker 2: That's crazy. I mean, you can't one without the other, right,
Speaker 2: you can, but it's not good for you. Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know that I believe it all in like
Speaker 1: this seemen retention theory that this somehow makes you a stronger,
Speaker 1: more virile person. That all feels like bamboosom meant to
Speaker 1: me personally.
Speaker 7: But so weird bamboozom, Like, what do they get out
Speaker 7: of you?
Speaker 1: Not Jack, I think I think it's a bunch of
Speaker 1: dudes who can't get theirs most of the time, and
Speaker 1: they want other people to be where they're at.
Speaker 4: Interesting, Yeah, and that's what we need, more frustrated young men.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's a bunch of niggas who can't It's like, hey,
Speaker 7: y'all joined us.
Speaker 2: Yeah, stronger now. Yeah, I think it's some more larity. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe you can't not because you can't get pussy.
Speaker 1: Maybe you can, and because you take so many drugs
Speaker 1: that you've sort of like made yourself raw down there
Speaker 1: and it doesn't.
Speaker 2: Move the way. Well, maybe you're just anxious.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe there's all kinds of anxieties or you know whatever,
Speaker 1: the cause you don't nut and now you're trying.
Speaker 2: To make it my problem.
Speaker 9: Wow.
Speaker 2: Interesting. I always thought it was like fasting, because you
Speaker 2: know how like if you.
Speaker 3: So without like eating, you aentually do get some clarity
Speaker 3: and I can actually be like, oh, okay, that's true.
Speaker 2: So and then it makes the food taste really good.
Speaker 3: Days pretty good. That's crazy. Yeah, I mean I feel
Speaker 3: like he was just kind of like misled a little bit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, this certainly is an unfortunate experience you
Speaker 1: went through, uh, sir, and and I'm sorry it happened.
Speaker 3: I never heard that as a black thing either. I've
Speaker 3: never heard of like black parents telling their kids that
Speaker 3: I was.
Speaker 4: Single mom when I started checking off, and there was
Speaker 4: no talk about any of that about it.
Speaker 2: It did not come up one way or the other.
Speaker 1: I don't know if she knew, but of course she knew,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I don't know like how
Speaker 1: actively she knew. I think they knew everything we were doing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because if you look at a kid lying now,
Speaker 3: it's like, come on, bro, if I looked anything like that,
Speaker 3: you knew everything and you're.
Speaker 4: Twelve taking forty five minute showers three times a day.
Speaker 4: She knew you were Jack. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think, bro.
Speaker 4: I don't think my mom got a Victoria's Secret from
Speaker 4: ninety six to four.
Speaker 2: I started with serious when I was in kindergarten. I
Speaker 2: got a serious.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 2: They had that.
Speaker 1: The the bathing suit section worked out pretty good, and
Speaker 1: they had the lingerie section.
Speaker 2: Not as sexy as Victoria's Secret, but but you could
Speaker 2: get yours.
Speaker 3: Well, you know what to that Dude's point though, I
Speaker 3: think you can get jaded to it because with all
Speaker 3: like the porn and honestly, I think you can just
Speaker 3: get jaded from actually having sex too much too.
Speaker 2: But I think that when you think about it like that,
Speaker 2: like Seris.
Speaker 3: Magazine and Victoria's Secret was crazy to jack off to,
Speaker 3: Like if you tried to do that now, I don't.
Speaker 2: I would do nothing.
Speaker 4: I mean, I like, yeah, try to add a couple
Speaker 4: of pages that are really burned in memory.
Speaker 2: I can. I don't think I could do a series.
Speaker 2: There's series I might struggle with a little bit. This
Speaker 2: is quiz kind of wee.
Speaker 3: I don't know if I could do, like even just pictures.
Speaker 3: It used to be somewhere I used to do my
Speaker 3: brain what you mean, thinking and stuff. Yeah, yeah, but
Speaker 3: even that's more active than just staring at a photo.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's weird. Actually I would actually rather maybe let
Speaker 1: me go back. I got to get back to our
Speaker 1: natural selves. Yeah, I mean you start, you just start easy.
Speaker 1: You go back to jerking off to a serious catalog.
Speaker 2: And if anybody it's serious is listening, and you are,
Speaker 2: you know, some kind of a brand deal situation. You
Speaker 2: guys have been struggling lately. We know that, and we
Speaker 2: can bring you back. We were willing to do the work.
Speaker 3: To bring serious back crazy pivot crazy being a wild
Speaker 3: serious pivot.
Speaker 11: Bro.
Speaker 2: This is this is the magazine to jerk off to
Speaker 2: and taste full suit.
Speaker 4: Because you know what, I do think that that jacking
Speaker 4: off does not lead to feeling bad about yourself the
Speaker 4: way the internet pornography does.
Speaker 2: I agree, sometimes you jack off with the internet point
Speaker 2: You're like, what the fuck was that? You know what
Speaker 2: I mean? Like you just like you just got out
Speaker 2: of a fight. You're like, I didn't even know I
Speaker 2: had that move. I didn't want to be there. What prooves?
Speaker 2: Are you surprising yourself? Man, don't worry about I don't wry,
Speaker 2: but that's not what about I don't think I've never did.
Speaker 2: Was surprised myself during masturbation, went down a rabbit hole
Speaker 2: and you were like, how did I even get? Oh
Speaker 2: you mean in terms of category? I don't know. Turning
Speaker 2: his head, he said, I didn't know that move.
Speaker 6: I was like, you.
Speaker 2: Started experimenting on himself, surprise himself? What wasiggas? Judging his head, like,
Speaker 2: what was that what did you learned that you were
Speaker 2: He's just clicking on weird ship.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but to that point, if you want to stop
Speaker 4: feeling bad about yourself after you masturbate, come and.
Speaker 1: It's nice because you can work your way up through
Speaker 1: the catalog, right, you can jerk off to the you
Speaker 1: start at lingerie, then maybe bikini, and then by the
Speaker 1: you know, at some point you're jerking off to fucking
Speaker 1: pantsuits and now and now.
Speaker 2: You've developed a respect. Now you now you know how
Speaker 2: to treat it later, because are you jerking off to
Speaker 2: a pant suit? Are you jerking off to ambition?
Speaker 7: You're you're sitting off to her position in life.
Speaker 2: Now you're now you're a powerful Yeah. Yeah, we're talking
Speaker 2: about progress here, Sears.
Speaker 3: I feel like you might want to do it in reverse.
Speaker 3: Start with the pants suit, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Undress her? Literally they're different women, but were they different?
Speaker 3: I feel like I feel as a producer, I would
Speaker 3: just be like, we're all three of these and I'll
Speaker 3: use you.
Speaker 2: I'm not right, I'm not paying for a separate pantsuit lady. Yeah,
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. How much was it think they
Speaker 2: just gave him a series like where and I'll put
Speaker 2: it in five pages. Let's lose the jacket.
Speaker 4: But then you got a whole generation of men whose
Speaker 4: fantasies is like what baby put on the bikini under
Speaker 4: the pants suit.
Speaker 2: We're never going to be great, No, that's true.
Speaker 1: We're fundamentally broken, but we could at least we could
Speaker 1: make some progress here if we jerk off the scental stimulation.
Speaker 2: Right at the end of the day, we're making We.
Speaker 4: Really covered a lot of ground. I think in the
Speaker 4: forty minutes since this has started, we really we really really.
Speaker 2: Kind of went everywhere. It came back to chicken. We're
Speaker 2: the whole thing. A few stops where they do good chicken,
Speaker 2: but we had the whole thing.
Speaker 3: I want to say, chicken was legitimately mentioned like four
Speaker 3: or five times. Yeah, not even like hey, bringing it,
Speaker 3: you know, like a running joke.
Speaker 1: It was like, good, what if you find out we
Speaker 1: do that every episode somehow incorporate chicken.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like at the end, we're like, my mama told you,
Speaker 2: it's been brought to you about this chicken counter SEVENTI
Speaker 2: chicken seventeen times, chickens and chicken. It's just a great
Speaker 2: lean protein source and I'm not even being paid to
Speaker 2: say that.
Speaker 9: It's just it is.
Speaker 3: It sounded hello, paid it sounded Yeah, that sounded so
Speaker 3: paid for No, I got big chickens, got a great
Speaker 3: lean protein source.
Speaker 2: That's what could you tell the people where they can
Speaker 2: find you? What cool shit you got going on?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm Patrick cloud On on mainly everything. I got,
Speaker 3: uh a lot of stuff dropping on all death. Make
Speaker 3: sure you check out School Lunch. We actually just did
Speaker 3: a cloud with McDonald's that went really really well, so please.
Speaker 2: Check that out.
Speaker 3: I also have a gaming channel called Cloudy Arcade that
Speaker 3: I've been working on, and check out We tripp It.
Speaker 3: I just dropped a new travel episode of my travel
Speaker 3: show in Utah, so go check that out.
Speaker 2: We tripp in Utah. You go to Zion. I did,
Speaker 2: was Zion was really really cool.
Speaker 3: I didn't know until the second time I went to
Speaker 3: Utah that people get out and do stuff. There's like
Speaker 3: you drive in and there's like a road you're supposed
Speaker 3: to take. But yeah, I would definitely want to come
Speaker 3: back when it was snowing. But I went in like
Speaker 3: spring that part.
Speaker 2: Of the country.
Speaker 10: Man.
Speaker 4: Just I know that from driving out of it because
Speaker 4: I'm from Denver driving out of all Right. Yeah, in
Speaker 4: the California, it's like crazy beautiful Utah.
Speaker 2: It looks like Mars.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's wild. I keep going to Salt Lake
Speaker 1: City and eating at McDonald's.
Speaker 3: So I went to Salt Lake City the first time,
Speaker 3: and I was like, Okay, I kind of see what
Speaker 3: people are talking about. But it's like when you go
Speaker 3: to something I can only speak for Southern Utah, but
Speaker 3: that that's where everybody really like falls in love with
Speaker 3: the Utah Southwestern's aesthetic.
Speaker 2: I suggest everybody go, yeah what you got?
Speaker 3: Uh?
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