WEBVTT - Welcome to the Apocalypse (with Patrick Cloud) RE-RELEASE 0:00:01.320 --> 0:00:06.120 My favorite videos on the internet are funerals where people 0:00:06.200 --> 0:00:07.920 throw a dove and then it's dead. 0:00:08.720 --> 0:00:11.320 They need to suck you. 0:00:11.440 --> 0:00:15.560 Imagine your life was cut short because you had to 0:00:15.600 --> 0:00:19.200 give some weird symbolism to somebody else who died died 0:00:19.280 --> 0:00:20.440 during that because. 0:00:20.360 --> 0:00:23.240 Somebody that didn't know how to hold a bird held 0:00:23.280 --> 0:00:26.360 you for the first time, bro crushed. 0:00:25.960 --> 0:00:28.840 Your little bones and then threw you in the Those 0:00:28.840 --> 0:00:30.479 are the videos that are going to get as got 0:00:30.520 --> 0:00:32.440 by the machines one hundred percent. 0:00:32.479 --> 0:00:34.000 They're going to see that ship and be like they 0:00:34.040 --> 0:00:35.360 got it, they got a Wow. 0:00:35.400 --> 0:00:38.839 That was just a execution at you know that that 0:00:38.960 --> 0:00:44.400 animals served a greater a greater system, and you crunched 0:00:44.400 --> 0:00:47.279 it up and threw it or eat them at least, yeah, 0:00:48.760 --> 0:00:49.519 because you thought it. 0:00:49.479 --> 0:00:54.400 Would nastly just crushed it with your hands. Yeah, but 0:00:54.400 --> 0:00:56.520 I don't want to touch I don't want to that'd 0:00:56.560 --> 0:00:58.680 be crazy. It's a peon. 0:01:04.959 --> 0:01:10.040 I crow chips in your fash. Kuala bears are racist. 0:01:12.680 --> 0:01:20.240 The host money turkey stuff. I can't tell me. 0:01:23.360 --> 0:01:26.840 I'm coming home to you wears something see. 0:01:26.680 --> 0:01:30.520 Through so I can see your heart there it is there. 0:01:30.560 --> 0:01:34.480 It is Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another phenomenal episode 0:01:34.680 --> 0:01:36.040 of My Mama Told. 0:01:35.880 --> 0:01:38.760 Me, the podcast where we dive deep into the pockets 0:01:38.760 --> 0:01:40.600 of black conspiracy theory. 0:01:40.400 --> 0:01:43.479 And we finally worked to prove whatever bullshit you got 0:01:43.520 --> 0:01:45.920 going on at home. You think it, we bring it 0:01:45.959 --> 0:01:48.960 to life. That's our promise to you. Let's go, let's go. 0:01:49.040 --> 0:01:49.680 I'm excited. 0:01:49.880 --> 0:01:51.680 I've been thinking about this. 0:01:52.240 --> 0:01:54.480 I want to say it, and I want us to 0:01:55.760 --> 0:01:58.920 accept it, hopefully with open arms. 0:01:59.120 --> 0:02:02.680 I hope we at least open hearts. Okay, okay. I 0:02:02.720 --> 0:02:05.800 think we went too hard on the Popeyes Lady. 0:02:06.760 --> 0:02:12.360 Which Popeyes lady, the one the Popeyes Lady commercial? 0:02:12.880 --> 0:02:22.959 Oh no, you know I'm talking about the exhausted Popeyes lady. 0:02:23.320 --> 0:02:26.680 Oh no, no, no, no, no, to hear her, right. I 0:02:26.720 --> 0:02:28.040 feel like we all support her. 0:02:28.200 --> 0:02:30.360 No, I remember I liked her because you were just 0:02:30.400 --> 0:02:34.840 like we all had that day at work, like we 0:02:34.880 --> 0:02:35.800 all had that Like. 0:02:35.760 --> 0:02:40.000 You're talking about the loved chicken, the herbs. 0:02:39.560 --> 0:02:43.960 And spices and all the yes that Popeyes. I agree 0:02:44.000 --> 0:02:45.880 with you on that. I think people went too hard 0:02:45.880 --> 0:02:46.120 on her. 0:02:46.320 --> 0:02:49.480 I think we saw her and we she was doing 0:02:49.520 --> 0:02:51.720 the job they asked her to do, and we immediately 0:02:51.760 --> 0:02:54.119 called her a clue in a way that I think 0:02:54.200 --> 0:02:59.000 had had huge ramifications for a future in US embracing 0:02:59.040 --> 0:03:00.440 ourselves on screen. 0:03:01.280 --> 0:03:03.520 I mean I haven't seen her in anything else. What 0:03:03.520 --> 0:03:04.880 do you mean, like movies? Yeah? 0:03:06.440 --> 0:03:09.760 Yeah, yeah, I mean that's how how often does that happen? 0:03:10.200 --> 0:03:16.160 But maybe maybe I also maybe this wasn't her dream? 0:03:16.280 --> 0:03:16.800 Is the point. 0:03:17.080 --> 0:03:20.360 I also don't feel good about going at her because, like, 0:03:21.480 --> 0:03:23.360 I don't know, man, we're in the safety of the studio. 0:03:23.440 --> 0:03:26.200 I'm not going there every day. But like I love 0:03:26.240 --> 0:03:29.239 that chicken from Popeye's. I do love that chicken from popeye'es. 0:03:29.840 --> 0:03:32.920 I mean, I think there has been a dropping quality 0:03:33.080 --> 0:03:36.720 in recent years, but I love that chicken from both Jangles. 0:03:36.880 --> 0:03:39.800 I I and I I'm cautious. 0:03:40.000 --> 0:03:42.680 I don't know that I would have appreciated them putting 0:03:42.760 --> 0:03:44.960 some white woman in that. 0:03:44.960 --> 0:03:48.920 That's what I'm saying, Like the opposite, what the opposite 0:03:48.920 --> 0:03:50.840 of that, we would have been furious about. We would 0:03:50.840 --> 0:03:52.760 have been so upset it was if it was a white. 0:03:52.600 --> 0:03:56.560 Person going chick Hey yo. 0:03:58.360 --> 0:04:00.400 So it's kind of like, You're right, we did go 0:04:00.480 --> 0:04:01.040 hard on her. 0:04:01.200 --> 0:04:03.440 I didn't because to me, like if I went to 0:04:03.520 --> 0:04:06.000 New Orleans or Louisiana. That is exactly who I would 0:04:06.000 --> 0:04:07.440 want to. 0:04:08.000 --> 0:04:09.920 Serve me because that's a that's a that's a black 0:04:10.000 --> 0:04:12.040 lady from New Orleans. Did she turn it up a little? 0:04:12.320 --> 0:04:15.080 Maybe that's but that's all the exactly why we reacted 0:04:15.080 --> 0:04:15.920 the way we Also, I. 0:04:15.920 --> 0:04:17.960 Don't know Popeye's is black owned. So at the end 0:04:17.960 --> 0:04:19.559 of the day, niggas are gone on the plane about 0:04:19.560 --> 0:04:20.240 some lessons. 0:04:20.440 --> 0:04:21.839 I almost feel like it can't be. 0:04:22.320 --> 0:04:25.080 Exactly So if it was black owned and that happened, 0:04:25.080 --> 0:04:27.480 we would have something to say. This version of us 0:04:27.480 --> 0:04:29.800 having something to say was just it was too black 0:04:29.839 --> 0:04:30.799 and it was white owned. 0:04:31.120 --> 0:04:32.880 But every version we would have complained about. 0:04:32.880 --> 0:04:35.680 And and that's more of the problem, right, is that 0:04:35.720 --> 0:04:39.320 we put on her our own frustrations with a system 0:04:39.360 --> 0:04:41.960 at large. This is a fucked up system where a 0:04:42.160 --> 0:04:47.360 restaurant that objectively is mostly serving black people is white 0:04:47.400 --> 0:04:50.760 owned and then deciding what kind of imagery of black 0:04:50.760 --> 0:04:53.440 people we get to see that makes us feel icky. 0:04:53.520 --> 0:04:57.440 But the lady didn't do nothing. She read They told 0:04:57.480 --> 0:04:59.839 her to read the lines. Did she does she talk 0:04:59.880 --> 0:05:00.960 like that for real? Though? 0:05:01.120 --> 0:05:01.440 No? 0:05:02.040 --> 0:05:02.960 Okay, so maybe that. 0:05:03.040 --> 0:05:05.599 Do you know that you've seen her and you've seen 0:05:05.600 --> 0:05:09.200 the Popeyes Ladies interviews. I seen her on the Breakfast Club. 0:05:09.279 --> 0:05:13.479 I think, now you're just expecting too much. 0:05:15.520 --> 0:05:18.279 You are out there, come on the podcast we will 0:05:18.320 --> 0:05:21.960 hang out with Want hear your sweet voice. 0:05:22.160 --> 0:05:22.760 I would like to. 0:05:23.520 --> 0:05:26.560 Otherwise, if she actually talks like that all the time, 0:05:26.600 --> 0:05:27.359 then it's fine. 0:05:27.440 --> 0:05:29.040 You're just a lady from New Orleans. 0:05:29.640 --> 0:05:32.960 She's sure though, come on, man, Johnny Depp doesn't talk 0:05:33.000 --> 0:05:33.760 like Jack Sparrow. 0:05:34.120 --> 0:05:36.440 That was a strange that was That was an example 0:05:37.279 --> 0:05:40.880 like Jack Sparrow was like a culture that was like 0:05:40.880 --> 0:05:41.360 a pirate. 0:05:41.560 --> 0:05:43.560 I haven't even seen that movie, and I don't really 0:05:43.640 --> 0:05:46.160 understand where that came from. No, it's okay, you're doing good. Yeah, 0:05:46.160 --> 0:05:46.599 I'm trying. 0:05:47.400 --> 0:05:49.560 It's I think it's like how people complain about like 0:05:49.640 --> 0:05:52.920 a snowfall. It's like, Okay, you hired a dude from 0:05:52.960 --> 0:05:55.560 London to speak like he's from l A instead of 0:05:55.640 --> 0:05:58.240 hiring an actor from l A. It always comes down 0:05:58.279 --> 0:06:00.880 to like the authenticity of it. So had she just 0:06:01.320 --> 0:06:04.400 that's how she spoke, it probably would have went over well. 0:06:04.480 --> 0:06:06.200 But if if she if they hire somebody be like, 0:06:06.360 --> 0:06:09.160 talk like you're from New Orleans and they're like yeah chickens, 0:06:09.200 --> 0:06:18.000 Like yeah, that alligator is you have no reason to 0:06:18.000 --> 0:06:21.360 ever say that's what they're doing down there. 0:06:21.360 --> 0:06:25.000 In my head, I like the idea that in the 0:06:25.040 --> 0:06:27.960 commercials she just says that they were like damn, she's 0:06:27.960 --> 0:06:28.320 from there. 0:06:28.400 --> 0:06:31.880 She's really funny, she gets busy. I do see that 0:06:32.040 --> 0:06:36.680 point of authenticity and acting. I do. I am weary 0:06:36.720 --> 0:06:38.720 of that because I don't think it always. 0:06:40.080 --> 0:06:43.159 The point of acting isn't to get someone who lived 0:06:43.160 --> 0:06:46.200 that exact thing to be the act Then we don't 0:06:46.240 --> 0:06:48.680 get Stringer Bell, you know what I'm saying, Like I 0:06:48.720 --> 0:06:51.599 think that, like I think putting those parameters on acting. 0:06:51.920 --> 0:06:57.240 Is not there's an inventiveness to Stringer as that choice 0:06:57.320 --> 0:07:00.000 because there are other actors that, like I could see 0:07:00.120 --> 0:07:03.120 in that role that would play completely different. Right, Like 0:07:03.160 --> 0:07:06.160 there he had this sort of like almost like stiffness 0:07:06.200 --> 0:07:09.120 to him that made me scared of a new kind 0:07:09.160 --> 0:07:12.160 of dude, you know what I mean, Like it didn't exist. 0:07:11.880 --> 0:07:15.040 Before because it was a British dude pretending to be 0:07:15.080 --> 0:07:16.200 a gangster from Baltimore. 0:07:16.240 --> 0:07:17.720 And I think if you just didn't know how to compute, 0:07:17.720 --> 0:07:20.160 if you put scared, if you. 0:07:20.120 --> 0:07:22.800 Put bokin Woodbine in that, and I don't have the 0:07:22.840 --> 0:07:24.040 same type. 0:07:23.800 --> 0:07:26.800 Of fear that I get out of Idris. 0:07:26.640 --> 0:07:28.000 Because he's an actor, he's trained. 0:07:28.000 --> 0:07:28.520 I get what you. 0:07:29.160 --> 0:07:33.120 I fully agree with that because I think that you know, 0:07:33.600 --> 0:07:36.800 there are some roles where it's like, you don't be like, oh, 0:07:37.000 --> 0:07:40.760 you hired this Emmy Award winning actress to play a 0:07:40.840 --> 0:07:41.440 drug addict. 0:07:41.480 --> 0:07:43.760 Why did you just get a drug addict? Yeah, exactly 0:07:43.840 --> 0:07:44.160 know what I mean. 0:07:44.480 --> 0:07:46.800 Now you're you're on set looking at the call sheet, 0:07:46.800 --> 0:07:51.480 and now there's no copper on the set. Now there's 0:07:51.480 --> 0:07:52.480 no copper. 0:07:52.200 --> 0:07:52.400 On the. 0:07:54.240 --> 0:07:59.400 Wrap ship. Well he kept it real auth. 0:08:00.720 --> 0:08:02.600 I think it goes down back to the first thing 0:08:02.640 --> 0:08:04.680 I said. It's like niggas will find a way to 0:08:04.880 --> 0:08:05.720 complain about something. 0:08:07.120 --> 0:08:14.360 Yeah in capital and niggah no that is that is facts. 0:08:14.360 --> 0:08:16.240 But I think you gotta let actress be actors, let 0:08:16.280 --> 0:08:18.280 actors be acting. To that point, that's probably what she 0:08:18.360 --> 0:08:19.880 was doing in that commercial. 0:08:19.920 --> 0:08:22.440 She tried her best and and and I'll take it 0:08:22.480 --> 0:08:26.880 one step further. I know now that flow from from 0:08:26.960 --> 0:08:31.440 a progressive has like been elevated to like now she's 0:08:31.480 --> 0:08:34.640 in charge of their commercials, like she directs them. She 0:08:34.800 --> 0:08:38.040 is like a part of the actual shaping of the campaign. 0:08:38.360 --> 0:08:40.440 They've empowered her in a way where she is like 0:08:40.960 --> 0:08:43.960 for real, for real, a mover and shaker in progressive. 0:08:44.600 --> 0:08:47.720 They didn't do that with the pop Us, and that's 0:08:47.760 --> 0:08:50.840 to me where we get short changed. Okay, put her 0:08:50.880 --> 0:08:52.560 in this weird position where she got to do a 0:08:52.559 --> 0:08:55.920 shitty Cajun accent to be able to make money, but 0:08:56.160 --> 0:09:00.360 keep her making real money, not chump change all the way. 0:09:01.880 --> 0:09:06.280 I don't know, but I just Popeyes. I just want 0:09:06.400 --> 0:09:08.200 I want that progressive. 0:09:08.240 --> 0:09:10.400 That's not even I don't even think that's necessarily the 0:09:10.480 --> 0:09:13.280 career career, Like, uh, can you hear me? 0:09:13.320 --> 0:09:14.800 Now, I don't think that. I don't think that. I 0:09:14.840 --> 0:09:17.000 don't think that guy ran Verizon, you know what I'm saying. 0:09:17.000 --> 0:09:17.800 I don't think that's like. 0:09:18.720 --> 0:09:22.360 A bunch of commercial deals. Yeah, end up like the 0:09:22.480 --> 0:09:24.800 AT and T girl directs those commercials. 0:09:24.840 --> 0:09:26.000 Now, Oh, I did not know that. 0:09:26.080 --> 0:09:28.520 I think they do that ship if they really build 0:09:28.559 --> 0:09:31.040 campaigns around you because they want to keep you happy. 0:09:31.320 --> 0:09:33.680 Right, I'm saying. I don't believe they did that for 0:09:33.720 --> 0:09:34.319 the Popeyes. 0:09:34.360 --> 0:09:37.080 Like I don't think so either, But that's not even 0:09:37.080 --> 0:09:38.200 Popeyes get them? 0:09:38.360 --> 0:09:41.000 What other commercials I don't even know other Popeyes commercials. 0:09:41.000 --> 0:09:46.360 Really, I don't really know how bad situation happens enough, 0:09:46.559 --> 0:09:50.720 I don't know how often that happens. But flow with 0:09:50.880 --> 0:09:53.480 Progressive it was almost to a point where we wouldn't 0:09:53.480 --> 0:09:55.880 accept anybody else like that was like, that's like one 0:09:55.880 --> 0:09:59.360 of the most iconic I don't even know if that's 0:09:59.360 --> 0:10:01.640 a campaign. That was just how they were after that. 0:10:01.679 --> 0:10:04.079 It was like a small campaign and stuff. So no, 0:10:04.200 --> 0:10:07.120 we're still in it. I mean, I definitely wish the 0:10:07.160 --> 0:10:09.599 Popeyes lady. And I'm rooting for anybody black, you know 0:10:09.640 --> 0:10:12.599 what I'm saying. I think there are like tiers of 0:10:12.920 --> 0:10:16.560 commercial like faces of campaigns, you know, like the do you. 0:10:16.559 --> 0:10:19.000 Hear me now? Guy? You know? Yeah? And I'm saying 0:10:19.080 --> 0:10:22.440 give it. I believe it to everybody. Yeah, I like that. 0:10:22.800 --> 0:10:25.000 And she deserves more than we gave. 0:10:25.040 --> 0:10:26.640 She should be the CEO of Popeyees. 0:10:26.679 --> 0:10:27.240 That would have been. 0:10:27.440 --> 0:10:30.160 I don't think anybody would have anything to say. 0:10:30.080 --> 0:10:32.040 If she was like, come down down to New Orleans 0:10:32.080 --> 0:10:34.840 and this this Popa's chicken and she and she was 0:10:34.840 --> 0:10:35.280 the boss. 0:10:35.800 --> 0:10:41.320 That's fine. Even if it's I'm not only say I'm 0:10:41.320 --> 0:10:43.480 not only a customer. I'm the president. 0:10:43.640 --> 0:10:48.600 Yeah, crazy smacking black community. 0:10:49.840 --> 0:10:53.240 I made that. Now, it's not you can't even say cooning. 0:10:53.600 --> 0:10:54.360 This is my business. 0:10:54.480 --> 0:10:56.600 Yes, nobody asked me to act like. 0:10:57.200 --> 0:10:58.240 You know what I worry about. 0:10:58.320 --> 0:11:01.079 I worried that the CEO of pop Eye it's some 0:11:01.280 --> 0:11:04.880 dark conglomerate, especially since like the Don Julio collab and 0:11:04.880 --> 0:11:07.160 stuff like that. And then you realize we never heard 0:11:07.160 --> 0:11:09.439 anything and it's not like you hear about like, oh 0:11:09.520 --> 0:11:11.640 Popey's was like it was. It started as a one 0:11:11.720 --> 0:11:14.920 room shock in Houston and somebody blew, we don't know 0:11:14.960 --> 0:11:15.839 anything about it. 0:11:16.280 --> 0:11:19.680 Now it's got aw I guarantee it's got a nasty history. 0:11:19.720 --> 0:11:22.199 You guys want a chicken conspiracy? Oh please? 0:11:22.360 --> 0:11:26.360 The blackest thing I can say on this ship, what 0:11:26.440 --> 0:11:32.480 if the nigga behind Popeye's was Colonel Sanders? Hear me out, Okay, 0:11:33.400 --> 0:11:36.840 most white people that build empires spend a lot of 0:11:36.840 --> 0:11:38.600 money trying to figure out how they can get their 0:11:38.600 --> 0:11:39.960 white ass product to us. 0:11:40.080 --> 0:11:41.560 Right, what do they do? 0:11:42.360 --> 0:11:46.440 They hide behind something else to get the black vote, 0:11:47.280 --> 0:12:02.680 but they're behind all of it. Look at BuzzFeed, Cocoa butter. 0:12:04.960 --> 0:12:05.880 Can you imagine? 0:12:06.000 --> 0:12:09.640 Could you imagine if Colonel Sanders started Popeyes, put a 0:12:09.679 --> 0:12:12.599 black lady from Louisiana in the commercials Now, He's like, 0:12:12.640 --> 0:12:13.600 I don't have to worry about it. 0:12:13.640 --> 0:12:15.960 I know niggas love KFC. Two. That's probably the biggest 0:12:15.960 --> 0:12:17.360 hole in my I actually don't know that. 0:12:17.640 --> 0:12:20.760 I've always felt it was an inferior chicken. 0:12:20.880 --> 0:12:24.480 I think on I think on large, black people have 0:12:24.600 --> 0:12:30.640 made their choice for what the good chicken is, and. 0:12:28.960 --> 0:12:35.280 I mean better Thanbertson. I feel like the cooks there 0:12:35.320 --> 0:12:35.760 are better. 0:12:36.480 --> 0:12:40.080 Weirdly, I think depending on where your local grocery is 0:12:40.120 --> 0:12:43.640 in California, you could argue that that's some of these. 0:12:43.520 --> 0:12:46.200 There's a kitchen, these chickens. Yeah they're making good chicken. 0:12:46.240 --> 0:12:54.160 But I'm assuming point point being yeah, fuck, that is possible. 0:12:54.280 --> 0:12:54.959 That's what I'm saying. 0:12:55.440 --> 0:12:57.920 It reminds me a lot of how like Coca Cola 0:12:58.040 --> 0:13:02.040 owns Fanta Ran that, like there are all these offshoot 0:13:02.200 --> 0:13:06.600 whatever type brands. And what's crazy about it is Popeyes 0:13:06.840 --> 0:13:08.480 is solely in America. 0:13:09.280 --> 0:13:11.040 It's not I know. 0:13:10.920 --> 0:13:13.680 That because like Iron, KFC and all fast food is 0:13:13.679 --> 0:13:16.080 sucking them up in the Middle East right now. They're 0:13:16.080 --> 0:13:19.000 getting fat, like they can't handle it, Like because it 0:13:19.120 --> 0:13:20.920 like it came in and they're like. 0:13:21.120 --> 0:13:27.280 Hey, we're better at something. You're good, we can handle 0:13:27.320 --> 0:13:34.040 these crazy food I think of Nike and Jordan's brought 0:13:34.080 --> 0:13:34.920 a nigga into. 0:13:34.720 --> 0:13:39.480 Se niggas, right and now clips Yeah, it clips the 0:13:39.520 --> 0:13:41.160 other shoes for a while at least. 0:13:41.320 --> 0:13:41.720 Yeah. 0:13:41.800 --> 0:13:45.600 Yeah, I think there's a fair, fair argument to the 0:13:45.640 --> 0:13:49.760 possibility that maybe they're just weird sister companies. 0:13:50.360 --> 0:13:52.480 Well, and then you know what, it gets even more 0:13:52.520 --> 0:13:56.600 than fairies, because isn't KFC is backdoor on by pepsi right, 0:13:58.120 --> 0:14:00.640 or like there's like an affiliation there. That's why they 0:14:00.640 --> 0:14:02.719 can do like it. I think it's KFC to Bell 0:14:02.760 --> 0:14:04.840 and Pizza. That's why they can do the three and one. 0:14:04.880 --> 0:14:06.760 I think it's all under the pepsi. 0:14:06.440 --> 0:14:08.839 Co oh, that's why they have those like a fast 0:14:08.840 --> 0:14:09.560 food collapse. 0:14:09.920 --> 0:14:12.040 Was wondering about that it'd be like Carls Junior and 0:14:12.120 --> 0:14:12.920 the Green Burrito. 0:14:14.280 --> 0:14:16.800 Yeah, yes, I'm putting on one of the artists. Never 0:14:18.920 --> 0:14:27.400 Green Burrito is the lunatics. That's slow down was a 0:14:27.440 --> 0:14:31.080 crazy st lunatic to pick that was a crazy Which 0:14:31.120 --> 0:14:33.880 one was that I knew? I knew, no, no, no, 0:14:33.920 --> 0:14:39.280 that was damn no. Ali was the tall dude. Murphy 0:14:39.320 --> 0:14:41.640 is how I thought of it. Really, Murphy Lee was 0:14:41.640 --> 0:14:43.680 a leader to me. Murphy Lee was a young boy. 0:14:44.160 --> 0:14:47.600 Murphy Lee was thepular one. He was popular. He was 0:14:47.640 --> 0:14:49.120 the youngest. What are you talking about? Nelly was the 0:14:49.200 --> 0:14:50.160 leader was. 0:14:52.680 --> 0:14:57.560 I don't know if them niggas ever met Nelly. 0:14:57.760 --> 0:14:59.600 They saw him once at a baseball stadium. 0:15:00.920 --> 0:15:01.520 One video. 0:15:01.600 --> 0:15:06.560 What you picked video? You're gonna be your air Force 0:15:06.640 --> 0:15:11.920 one and you get better up to I like this. 0:15:12.480 --> 0:15:15.720 I had Murphy Lea's album. I did too. That's so funny, man. 0:15:15.800 --> 0:15:21.040 Yeah, I just love how he made a creative block 0:15:21.160 --> 0:15:23.720 a hook by saying what the hook going? Yeah, that's 0:15:23.760 --> 0:15:26.240 fun when you really like, when you really like take 0:15:26.240 --> 0:15:27.800 a part that hook, it's hilarious. 0:15:28.840 --> 0:15:30.360 It's like these thigas did not know what to do, 0:15:30.960 --> 0:15:32.680 no clue. And that was the single. But you know 0:15:32.720 --> 0:15:35.000 what it was also was he was. 0:15:35.000 --> 0:15:37.160 Like young, so he was like, I'm about to come 0:15:37.200 --> 0:15:39.560 in and do some ship nobody's ever done before. 0:15:39.640 --> 0:15:42.680 Yeah, it dumb. I don't know. 0:15:43.000 --> 0:15:45.560 You don't need a hook man, that's my whole thing. 0:15:45.800 --> 0:15:50.400 And it's like, that's not how you introduce yourself. You're 0:15:50.400 --> 0:15:53.320 not needing the hook is the hook. Yeah, it is 0:15:53.440 --> 0:15:54.880 decisive kidding. 0:15:55.480 --> 0:15:57.720 It was a good single. Yeah, I like that song. 0:15:58.040 --> 0:16:00.640 It really up to I like the Air Force. Yeah, 0:16:00.720 --> 0:16:02.960 they had the same Lunatics did a good. 0:16:02.840 --> 0:16:06.640 We're talking about companies not letting niggas in Air Force. 0:16:06.680 --> 0:16:09.800 One guy had no deals with the same Olypics or Nelly. 0:16:10.240 --> 0:16:11.800 That's crazy. 0:16:11.840 --> 0:16:13.640 They just hiked the price up. They're like, oh, niggas 0:16:13.680 --> 0:16:13.840 like it. 0:16:13.920 --> 0:16:18.240 That's crazy too, because that was Nelly was making actual 0:16:18.320 --> 0:16:21.400 money that would would have only serviced Nike. 0:16:21.560 --> 0:16:22.760 Everybody started wearing them. 0:16:22.840 --> 0:16:25.200 He was He was the number one hip hop artist 0:16:25.280 --> 0:16:27.240 in the country, in the world, I think it was 0:16:27.320 --> 0:16:30.400 world like Nelly and Nelly made the amount of money 0:16:30.640 --> 0:16:33.680 before the bottom came out of the record industry. I 0:16:33.960 --> 0:16:36.880 still remember jay Z having to be like the only 0:16:36.960 --> 0:16:41.280 ones moving units and Juice and us. They had to 0:16:41.360 --> 0:16:42.480 acknowledge Nelly. 0:16:43.000 --> 0:16:44.360 Yeah, that's crazy. 0:16:44.720 --> 0:16:46.920 That was jay Z at his height had to be like, no, 0:16:47.120 --> 0:16:50.480 the I look them two, I gotta I gotta put. 0:16:50.280 --> 0:16:51.800 My hands up. That's next level. 0:16:51.800 --> 0:16:53.760 I mean, you remember the ride with me was like, 0:16:54.400 --> 0:16:57.280 I don't remember a song being everywhere. 0:16:57.640 --> 0:16:59.200 Probably my least favorite Nelly. 0:16:59.000 --> 0:17:02.080 So yeah, it's not good but what I'm saying, that's 0:17:02.080 --> 0:17:04.080 a hot take. I know I didn't like I didn't 0:17:04.119 --> 0:17:05.080 like it that much either. 0:17:05.160 --> 0:17:09.880 I relied me and the one with Kelly Rowland hold 0:17:09.920 --> 0:17:12.280 on like dilemma. 0:17:12.480 --> 0:17:15.400 Yeah, yeah, that's you didn't care for that. You might 0:17:15.520 --> 0:17:18.240 just be wrong on that dilemma, was bro, I used 0:17:18.280 --> 0:17:20.080 to be in a rib. Look at you, Look at you. 0:17:20.119 --> 0:17:22.840 Tell it yourself too, Bro, I used to be in 0:17:22.840 --> 0:17:25.920 a bonded with somebody imbarrassed. 0:17:25.640 --> 0:17:28.359 That way too embarrassed. That hurt me. Look how his 0:17:28.480 --> 0:17:29.240 brain works. 0:17:30.480 --> 0:17:32.920 Bro, I used to be in the crib listening to dilemma. 0:17:33.560 --> 0:17:35.080 What should I had a girlfriend? 0:17:35.800 --> 0:17:38.760 Oh my god, man, he came out in the summer. 0:17:38.880 --> 0:17:40.960 You know remember that. It came out in the summer, 0:17:41.080 --> 0:17:43.800 and I was just like, man, I had a girlfriend. 0:17:44.320 --> 0:17:48.359 Who year was that? Probably two thousand and three. Kelly 0:17:48.440 --> 0:17:51.480 Rowland was so fine. Kelly was fine. I've always been 0:17:51.480 --> 0:17:55.119 to Kelly had always Kelly. I like that. I like 0:17:55.240 --> 0:17:55.840 that short hair. 0:17:56.000 --> 0:17:56.200 Yeah. 0:17:56.280 --> 0:18:00.280 I like the redheaded one too, before Beyonce. Yeah you 0:18:00.400 --> 0:18:04.880 starting no kick, No, no, no, no, the redheaded one. 0:18:05.119 --> 0:18:10.520 Oh you like the beginning oh before? Yeah, she was 0:18:10.560 --> 0:18:16.960 cute to their names. Look Toya Tavia and LaToya. 0:18:17.880 --> 0:18:25.560 That sounds right. I was like doctor sus character and 0:18:25.720 --> 0:18:27.959 br did not like her. On the boat, she did 0:18:28.040 --> 0:18:28.280 not like. 0:18:32.040 --> 0:18:37.560 You would get here, you would love green eggs, and 0:18:38.480 --> 0:18:42.520 tonight he would not be in his bad That's how 0:18:42.600 --> 0:18:43.199 she threatened her. 0:18:43.920 --> 0:18:49.440 You got to eat some green eggsam, bitch, and it 0:18:49.520 --> 0:18:51.680 ain't green because we put food color in this rid. 0:18:52.320 --> 0:18:55.000 You're four, now get your ass out of here. Goes 0:18:55.080 --> 0:19:12.120 from four to two. Patrick. We haven't even introduced you yet. 0:19:12.680 --> 0:19:15.960 It's been a good time. A good Our guest today 0:19:16.359 --> 0:19:17.360 is he's phenomenal. 0:19:17.440 --> 0:19:19.399 He's very funny. You know him from all kinds of 0:19:19.440 --> 0:19:21.920 stuff on the internet. Specifically, you know him at best 0:19:22.160 --> 0:19:24.479 from all death. He has his own podcast, he has 0:19:24.560 --> 0:19:26.960 his own show. He makes so much great content. Give 0:19:27.000 --> 0:19:29.520 it up for Patrick Cloud You. 0:19:31.800 --> 0:19:35.920 You will smell good. I feel good, and you sing 0:19:36.040 --> 0:19:45.400 good and make love good. Expect James moving around. Keep 0:19:45.440 --> 0:19:49.120 you on your toes. Were sitting down. We're so happy 0:19:49.160 --> 0:19:49.520 you're here. 0:19:49.960 --> 0:19:50.080 Uh. 0:19:50.560 --> 0:19:55.240 We we came with a conspiracy. Uh that we're excited 0:19:55.280 --> 0:19:57.560 to unpack with you. My mama told me. 0:20:00.280 --> 0:20:08.920 The apocalypse has already started. H Where does that land 0:20:09.000 --> 0:20:10.960 with you? Let's just get the first thoughts out of 0:20:11.000 --> 0:20:11.199 the way. 0:20:11.240 --> 0:20:15.960 When you hear that, absolutely yeah, and don't take any 0:20:16.000 --> 0:20:18.600 time to process it, just launch right into those feelings 0:20:18.720 --> 0:20:19.439 I finished. 0:20:20.040 --> 0:20:23.600 I definitely think so. I think that whenever you think of. 0:20:25.240 --> 0:20:27.960 Whenever you think of like stories of the apocalypse or 0:20:28.040 --> 0:20:31.840 like biblical stories, you kind of think of how people 0:20:31.960 --> 0:20:34.760