WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Moose on the Loose

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<v Speaker 1>Rooking Jewels. Second d Update. Today's Second Date update is crany.

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<v Speaker 1>This guy Jake is on the phone and he actually

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<v Speaker 1>met the girl that he wants us to call at

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<v Speaker 1>a wedding. That's not that crazy. That happens a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>But she was the bride. Okay, we don't even want

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<v Speaker 1>to be involved in this. I'm gonna put my foot

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<v Speaker 1>down right now. I'm just kidding. But he didn't. He

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<v Speaker 1>didn't meet her at a wedding. Oh my god, what's up, Jake?

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<v Speaker 1>How are you good? How are you good? So her

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<v Speaker 1>email said that you met the girl that you want

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<v Speaker 1>to call today at a wedding. I made up the

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<v Speaker 1>bride part. Tell us a little bit about her. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, she's really hot, the first thing that attracts anyone, right.

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<v Speaker 1>I did notice that she was packing heat and her booty.

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<v Speaker 1>There you go. That's nice. So you were at this

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<v Speaker 1>wedding and you were like, damn, no, I know, I

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<v Speaker 1>definitely was. I was eyeing the buffet before, but then

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<v Speaker 1>I saw that, and I'm wait saying it. There's a

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<v Speaker 1>much bigger honey glazed ham over there. I would like

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<v Speaker 1>to sample. So how did you approach her at the wedding.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you already know her she a friend or did

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<v Speaker 1>you just meet her there? She knew the groom and

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<v Speaker 1>I was friends of the bride. Okay, so you didn't

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<v Speaker 1>know her prior to the wedding you met her at

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<v Speaker 1>the wedding? No, I did not. We met at the wedding,

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<v Speaker 1>ye know. And were you watching her the whole time

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<v Speaker 1>to make sure she wasn't there with a date or

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<v Speaker 1>are you just crossing your fingers and hoping for the best.

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<v Speaker 1>I was just hoping, I was, you know, in retrospect,

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<v Speaker 1>I probably should have checked. Yeah, most people go to

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<v Speaker 1>weddings with dates, so right right? Um, No, I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>check it. I just figured, you know, what the hell,

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<v Speaker 1>how oft am I gonna be able to see someone

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<v Speaker 1>like that? I might as well approach her while I can.

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<v Speaker 1>So how did you approach her? Well, this is really

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<v Speaker 1>stupid thinking about retrospect. I went over to her and

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<v Speaker 1>I pretended to drop my wallet and then I picked

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<v Speaker 1>it up in front of her, and then I was like, oh, sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't mean to get in your way. And then

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, hey, I didn't recognize you. Are you

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<v Speaker 1>my god? Do you know the bride of the room,

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<v Speaker 1>and she's like, oh, actually I'm friends with the groom.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, oh, I'm you know, so that

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<v Speaker 1>actually worked. He dropped her wall in front of her, like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry about that. Well, in my mind it worked

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<v Speaker 1>better than it actually did. But I think that it

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<v Speaker 1>worked somewhat. Did she see I mean, did she see

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<v Speaker 1>through it? She knew obviously that you were trying to

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<v Speaker 1>pick up on her, right, I'm pretty sure she did that.

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<v Speaker 1>She was aware. It makes it easier also to ask

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<v Speaker 1>for the number, like, hey, obviously i'm hitting on you

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<v Speaker 1>can can we go out? So you guys, you guys

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<v Speaker 1>did go out there? Tell us about your date. Originally

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<v Speaker 1>we were gonna go out to dinner, but I worked

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<v Speaker 1>really late that night and um, and so you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I called her like a four or five hours before

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<v Speaker 1>a date, and I was like, Hey, I have this

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<v Speaker 1>big project I had to be able to finish. So

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<v Speaker 1>can we just do the date at my place? I

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<v Speaker 1>can cook you dinner and you know, maybe we can

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<v Speaker 1>watch something. Um. Was that really your excuse or was

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<v Speaker 1>this just a plan to get her back to your place? No?

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<v Speaker 1>That is that is I'm swear from from now on,

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<v Speaker 1>you're going to use it as an excuse. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess what I should. And so she came over

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<v Speaker 1>to the house and then what'd you guys do? I

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<v Speaker 1>made her dinner and then we watched a movie and

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<v Speaker 1>we had a few drinks, made out a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that it just make out or did you guys

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<v Speaker 1>do more? Yeah? No, no, that was that was kind

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<v Speaker 1>of it. You let me down. I thought. I was like, man,

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<v Speaker 1>just started off as a dinner date at a restaurant.

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<v Speaker 1>Now he's like just to have to work late. Now

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<v Speaker 1>she's back at the house to drink and watch TV.

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<v Speaker 1>This is gonna end great. So you made out for

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<v Speaker 1>a little while. And how did everything end with her?

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<v Speaker 1>I thought, at least it went well. And the next

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<v Speaker 1>day I went to text her just to check up

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<v Speaker 1>to see how things were, and she never really responded.

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<v Speaker 1>So have you heard anything from her at all? No? Nothing.

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<v Speaker 1>Was the conversation easy when you guys were together? Was

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<v Speaker 1>it like some awkward stuff? Well? Yeah, looking back on it,

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<v Speaker 1>I think that I probably told one so many stories

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<v Speaker 1>about being drunk with my buddies in that position before,

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<v Speaker 1>because I have a lot of drunk stories. It's pretty

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<v Speaker 1>much the only stories I have and so if I'm

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<v Speaker 1>out on a date, I realized like, oh, man, like

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<v Speaker 1>every single story that I've said has been about me

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<v Speaker 1>being hammered. And they're impressive to your bros. They're not

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<v Speaker 1>impressive to the lady. You know, you had the same

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<v Speaker 1>public jewel head because I was like, I was like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>this is a really great story. I guess oh, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>drunk in that story, all right, So you think maybe

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<v Speaker 1>that she thinks you're like a party dude or something.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I'm afraid of. Yeah, And that's why I

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to call you guys, because you know, I can

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<v Speaker 1>legitimately have a normal date where we go to dinner

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<v Speaker 1>and I don't talk about how I got drunk with

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<v Speaker 1>my buddies all the time, all right. I feel like,

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<v Speaker 1>and the ladies can correct me if I'm wrong on this,

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<v Speaker 1>But I feel like if you do that, if you

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<v Speaker 1>talk about being drunk all the time, maybe a girl

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<v Speaker 1>will look at you like, oh, you're not the type

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<v Speaker 1>of dude. Yeah. Yeah, And that's the thing I'm afraid,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, because it was the first meeting, that she

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<v Speaker 1>may just have the wrong idea. And I would love

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<v Speaker 1>the chance to make it up explain it to her

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<v Speaker 1>that you're not always drunk. All right, well we'll play

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<v Speaker 1>a song, come back, call her and get your second

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<v Speaker 1>date update. All right, thank you, Okay, hang on looking

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<v Speaker 1>jubil in the morning. All right, Jake is on the phone,

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<v Speaker 1>and today he wants to call a girl named Eliza.

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<v Speaker 1>They met at a wedding ended up having a date

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<v Speaker 1>back at his house. He made her dinner, they watched

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<v Speaker 1>some TV, made out a little bit, but then she

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<v Speaker 1>left and he hasn't heard a thing from her. The

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<v Speaker 1>only thing that he thinks went wrong on the date

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<v Speaker 1>is maybe he told one too many drunk stories and

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<v Speaker 1>maybe it turned her off, because girls love it when

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<v Speaker 1>you're on a first date. And he's like, yeah, me

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<v Speaker 1>and my buddy chat, we're just like crushing beers. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>I got another story for you. It's about when me

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<v Speaker 1>and my buddy chat were crushing beers. Like so, he

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<v Speaker 1>feels like he kind of did that number. And now

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<v Speaker 1>she's like, I don't know if I want to date

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<v Speaker 1>this dude. He seems just like a kind of a douchebag.

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<v Speaker 1>Would that be an appropriate breakdown over your date? Jake? Unfortunately? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Well I'm about to dial the phone number.

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<v Speaker 1>Any last thoughts before we get her on the phone. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>I really do think that I can make it better.

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<v Speaker 1>I really do think I can. Okay, cool, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>do the phone set. We can get on the phone. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, here we go. Hello, Hi, can I speak

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<v Speaker 1>to Eliza? Please? This is she Hi Eliza? How are you?

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<v Speaker 1>This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning,

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<v Speaker 1>the radio show. Do you have the wrong number? I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think so. Is your number six three eight five? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's my phone number. Okay, then you're the Eliza that

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<v Speaker 1>I want to talk to. How are you doing today? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm fine. I guess well. I'm calling you because a

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<v Speaker 1>listener of ours recently send us an email asking us

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<v Speaker 1>to get a hold of you. Okay, why because you,

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<v Speaker 1>guys recently went out on a date and now you're

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<v Speaker 1>not calling him back. Okay. His name is Jake. You

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<v Speaker 1>met him at a wedding and then ended up having

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<v Speaker 1>dinner at his house. How do you guys know that

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<v Speaker 1>he sent you an email? Yeah he did. He told

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<v Speaker 1>us a little bit about your date and also said

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<v Speaker 1>that you're not calling him back. M What did you

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<v Speaker 1>think of Jake. He seems nice enough, nice enough. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>from meeting him, he seems like a good guy. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Is everything you're saying sounds like you don't think that

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<v Speaker 1>about him anymore? Though, well you know, I mean I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not calling him back, so very good point. Can you

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<v Speaker 1>do you mind telling us why you don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>see him again? He's curious? Oh? Um, Well, he kind

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<v Speaker 1>of canceled our dinner date and invited me to go

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<v Speaker 1>back to his place, which, um it was. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>I was a little skeptical about if he was just

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<v Speaker 1>trying to get me, you know, to go back to

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<v Speaker 1>his place yea, to have dinner there and whatever. But

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<v Speaker 1>he told us about that, and I thought the same

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<v Speaker 1>thing because I even asked him when we talked to him,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like that it was a great excuse

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<v Speaker 1>to get you back to his house. But he was

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<v Speaker 1>one hundred percent legit. He was working late. Yeah, it

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<v Speaker 1>sounds like a lie. But did you enjoy dinner and

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<v Speaker 1>everything with him when you went over to his house.

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<v Speaker 1>I did, and we had a good time at first,

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<v Speaker 1>and then after a few drinks, we just kind of

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<v Speaker 1>started talking and he started just telling me his stories

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<v Speaker 1>about like all of his late nights with his buddies

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<v Speaker 1>and how they yet wasted every weekend and like all

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<v Speaker 1>these crazy stories, and I don't know, I was just

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<v Speaker 1>kind of a little taken back by that. Okay, was

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<v Speaker 1>it just too many drunk stories? Well? Yeah, and I

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<v Speaker 1>mean he started saying that his nickname was the moose?

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<v Speaker 1>And why is his nickname the moose? Did he explain that?

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<v Speaker 1>Or well, he told me that his buddy has called

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<v Speaker 1>him once they all start, and once especially he starts drinking.

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<v Speaker 1>Why did he give you an explanation? He gave me

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<v Speaker 1>a demonstration, a demonstration. I've got to hear a demonstration

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<v Speaker 1>of why they call him the moose. Does it involve

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<v Speaker 1>showing you a body part? Because that's where my mind instantly? No, no, no, Um.

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<v Speaker 1>He actually just grabbed the bottle of wine from the

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<v Speaker 1>table and started shrugging wine straight from the bottle. So

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<v Speaker 1>is he just getting hammered on your date? Then? I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know exactly he was drinking a lot. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>do you want you to like start channing moose, moose, moose,

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<v Speaker 1>stirring it. He did not ask me to do that,

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<v Speaker 1>but I have a feeling that that's probably what usually happened,

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<v Speaker 1>Like if you would have started, he would have been like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>this chick's down. She knows how moose parties. Oh my gosh,

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<v Speaker 1>what did you say when your date started chugging one

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<v Speaker 1>line in front of you? I mean, what do you say?

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<v Speaker 1>I was just like, oh, wow, that's really cool. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess yeah, are you going to be super impressed

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<v Speaker 1>by that? Like my patent move is chugging a whole

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<v Speaker 1>battle of wine in front of a girl. Trust me,

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<v Speaker 1>it works every time. I didn't know what to day. Yeah. So,

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<v Speaker 1>and then at one point we were kind of watching

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<v Speaker 1>TV and he was still drinking, and he was like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, maybe if we can keep drinking, the little

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<v Speaker 1>moose can come out and play. Actually referred to it

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<v Speaker 1>as the little moose. Yeah. Wow. All right, hey, Eliza.

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<v Speaker 1>When we talked to him, because we talked to everybody

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<v Speaker 1>about their date, he left out the moose part. Have

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<v Speaker 1>you been wanting to talk to the moose since? You know?

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<v Speaker 1>I think? I'm okay, okay, Well, unfortunately, Eliza, the moose

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<v Speaker 1>is actually on the other line and just heard what

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<v Speaker 1>you said. Moose you there, Yeah, I am. You left

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<v Speaker 1>out a very important part of your story. There, Jake, No,

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<v Speaker 1>we talked about how kinds of party stories. I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>think anything else. Hey, but you didn't tell us that

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<v Speaker 1>you're for to yourself as moose and then asked her

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<v Speaker 1>to touch the little moose. It'll be fair. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>remember that. That's a good sign. There go, you don't

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<v Speaker 1>remember that? Are you doing? Listen? I feel really bad.

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<v Speaker 1>I I felt like I already ruined the date because

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<v Speaker 1>I had to move it to my place, and I

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to impress you, so I wanted to sound adventurous.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, well, what adventure stories have I done?

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<v Speaker 1>And they all ended up involving me drinking. There's there's

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<v Speaker 1>a difference between being adventurous and acting like a frat

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<v Speaker 1>boy beer bonging wine in front of your date. I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a fun guy, wanted party, and I'm you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted you to experience the moose. You know, Brian's handlers.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I do sometimes, Jake. Getting drunk on a

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<v Speaker 1>first date and calling yourself the moose is just it's

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<v Speaker 1>it's not cool. And I'm looking for somebody who's more

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<v Speaker 1>than sure than that. I know, I know, and you

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<v Speaker 1>know what, and I made a mistake, and I feel

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<v Speaker 1>bad once again. I was nervous. I wasn't make the

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<v Speaker 1>best decisions, you know. I was nervous because I liked

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<v Speaker 1>you and Eliza. You couldn't have hated it that much.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean you did make out with them, Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and I kind of regret that, but you would regret

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<v Speaker 1>that you regret making out with me. Oh, the moose

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<v Speaker 1>is loose? Jake is upset? Really insulting? Well, Jake, from

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<v Speaker 1>what she told us, you didn't really exactly sell yourself

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<v Speaker 1>very well. Maybe when did you guys make out? Did

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<v Speaker 1>you guys make out before you started calling himself the

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<v Speaker 1>moose or after? Eliza it was before, it was before, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so she was down with making out with you until

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<v Speaker 1>you started calling yourself the moose and then she regrets it.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't necessarily think is that rude, Jake. It's just

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<v Speaker 1>I can't believe you said that, though, Jake, how about this,

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<v Speaker 1>You got like ten fifteen seconds sell yourself to Eliza

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<v Speaker 1>right now and make you think that you're not just

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<v Speaker 1>a drunken d bag. Eliza, I apologize. I really do

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<v Speaker 1>like you, and I was nervous, and I promise if

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<v Speaker 1>I see you again, that you'll really get to know

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<v Speaker 1>the real met Eliza. Would you like to go out

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<v Speaker 1>on a second date with Jake? I will pay for you, know,

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<v Speaker 1>the moose. I just don't think that's going to happen, right,

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<v Speaker 1>I feel it. Hopefully you learned something, and maybe you

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<v Speaker 1>won't do this to the next girl. You try to

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<v Speaker 1>first date with one more date with the moose, and

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<v Speaker 1>you'll prove to you maybe he won't. The moose won't

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<v Speaker 1>even be there, it'll just be Jake. I think I'm good. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you for your time, Eliza. I appreciate it. You're welcome,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, Jake, I'm sorry man, Yeah, no second date

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<v Speaker 1>for you. I unfortunately understand. Yeah. Maybe if you would

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<v Speaker 1>have been the moose the whole time, you would have

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<v Speaker 1>been able to steal the deal. I think that's the problem.

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<v Speaker 1>Jake is born. We know what this moose is gonna

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<v Speaker 1>find a female meat. We need more moose in our lives.

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<v Speaker 1>In the morning, we texted at seven eight five nine

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<v Speaker 1>two just says, bro, you made the moose angry? Did

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<v Speaker 1>don't insult the moose. I don't know what I'm talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm talking about the second day update that was obviously taped.

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<v Speaker 1>Twelve Brook was still here. She's out on maternity leaving.

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<v Speaker 1>Jackie is filling in. But Jake wanted to call a

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<v Speaker 1>girl name Eliza. They hung out watch Netflix stuff like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Drink a little bit, that's kind of what he said. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>drank a little bit. He drank a lot. Turns out

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<v Speaker 1>Jake is kind of a frat boy. Yeah. Yeah, he's

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<v Speaker 1>a super bro. And he calls himself the Moose right

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<v Speaker 1>right in there, just speaks all any dude calls himself

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<v Speaker 1>the anything pretty much. No, they're a d back right away.

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<v Speaker 1>So he got hammered while they were hanging out and

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<v Speaker 1>kept calling himself the moose, talking about all the crazy

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<v Speaker 1>things that the Moose does when he drinks it picks

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<v Speaker 1>your posters hanging in his apartments. Yeah, yeah, girls exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>Even made an offer for the little Moose to come

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<v Speaker 1>out and play, so Eliza was not down with that.

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<v Speaker 1>She thought that he was kind of douchey and didn't

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<v Speaker 1>want to go out with him again. Yeah, was like him,

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<v Speaker 1>they don't get it. Even after he's like, what what

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<v Speaker 1>do you mean, let's turn down the Moose? Yeah? Did

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<v Speaker 1>you not hear how I describe myself. I describe myself

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<v Speaker 1>as a very powerful animal, and also not one that

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<v Speaker 1>you would normally think of as being a powerful animal,

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<v Speaker 1>a moose, which also are kind of funny animals. Therefore,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm powerful and I have a good as of humor.

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<v Speaker 1>I have everything that a chick wats, pretty much what

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<v Speaker 1>moose thinks of himself. But he's single, that's yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>But he says, there is a female moose out there

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<v Speaker 1>who I want to date. The moose, Oh, I'm sure

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<v Speaker 1>he'll find he'll find his equivalent. It will, and you'll

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<v Speaker 1>see them at the bar when it's closing down, fighting

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<v Speaker 1>in a parking lot somewhere, both of them crying and angry,

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<v Speaker 1>like you just lost out. This moose relationship is over.

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<v Speaker 1>Or if you want to do a second day update,

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<v Speaker 1>all you have to do is email the show and

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<v Speaker 1>we will call the moose who didn't call you back.