Speaker 1: Rooking Jewels. Second d Update. Today's Second Date update is crany.
Speaker 1: This guy Jake is on the phone and he actually
Speaker 1: met the girl that he wants us to call at
Speaker 1: a wedding. That's not that crazy. That happens a lot.
Speaker 1: But she was the bride. Okay, we don't even want
Speaker 1: to be involved in this. I'm gonna put my foot
Speaker 1: down right now. I'm just kidding. But he didn't. He
Speaker 1: didn't meet her at a wedding. Oh my god, what's up, Jake?
Speaker 1: How are you good? How are you good? So her
Speaker 1: email said that you met the girl that you want
Speaker 1: to call today at a wedding. I made up the
Speaker 1: bride part. Tell us a little bit about her. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean, she's really hot, the first thing that attracts anyone, right.
Speaker 1: I did notice that she was packing heat and her booty.
Speaker 1: There you go. That's nice. So you were at this
Speaker 1: wedding and you were like, damn, no, I know, I
Speaker 1: definitely was. I was eyeing the buffet before, but then
Speaker 1: I saw that, and I'm wait saying it. There's a
Speaker 1: much bigger honey glazed ham over there. I would like
Speaker 1: to sample. So how did you approach her at the wedding.
Speaker 1: Did you already know her she a friend or did
Speaker 1: you just meet her there? She knew the groom and
Speaker 1: I was friends of the bride. Okay, so you didn't
Speaker 1: know her prior to the wedding you met her at
Speaker 1: the wedding? No, I did not. We met at the wedding,
Speaker 1: ye know. And were you watching her the whole time
Speaker 1: to make sure she wasn't there with a date or
Speaker 1: are you just crossing your fingers and hoping for the best.
Speaker 1: I was just hoping, I was, you know, in retrospect,
Speaker 1: I probably should have checked. Yeah, most people go to
Speaker 1: weddings with dates, so right right? Um, No, I didn't
Speaker 1: check it. I just figured, you know, what the hell,
Speaker 1: how oft am I gonna be able to see someone
Speaker 1: like that? I might as well approach her while I can.
Speaker 1: So how did you approach her? Well, this is really
Speaker 1: stupid thinking about retrospect. I went over to her and
Speaker 1: I pretended to drop my wallet and then I picked
Speaker 1: it up in front of her, and then I was like, oh, sorry,
Speaker 1: I didn't mean to get in your way. And then
Speaker 1: I was like, hey, I didn't recognize you. Are you
Speaker 1: my god? Do you know the bride of the room,
Speaker 1: and she's like, oh, actually I'm friends with the groom.
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, I'm you know, so that
Speaker 1: actually worked. He dropped her wall in front of her, like,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry about that. Well, in my mind it worked
Speaker 1: better than it actually did. But I think that it
Speaker 1: worked somewhat. Did she see I mean, did she see
Speaker 1: through it? She knew obviously that you were trying to
Speaker 1: pick up on her, right, I'm pretty sure she did that.
Speaker 1: She was aware. It makes it easier also to ask
Speaker 1: for the number, like, hey, obviously i'm hitting on you
Speaker 1: can can we go out? So you guys, you guys
Speaker 1: did go out there? Tell us about your date. Originally
Speaker 1: we were gonna go out to dinner, but I worked
Speaker 1: really late that night and um, and so you know,
Speaker 1: I called her like a four or five hours before
Speaker 1: a date, and I was like, Hey, I have this
Speaker 1: big project I had to be able to finish. So
Speaker 1: can we just do the date at my place? I
Speaker 1: can cook you dinner and you know, maybe we can
Speaker 1: watch something. Um. Was that really your excuse or was
Speaker 1: this just a plan to get her back to your place? No?
Speaker 1: That is that is I'm swear from from now on,
Speaker 1: you're going to use it as an excuse. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess what I should. And so she came over
Speaker 1: to the house and then what'd you guys do? I
Speaker 1: made her dinner and then we watched a movie and
Speaker 1: we had a few drinks, made out a little bit.
Speaker 1: Is that it just make out or did you guys
Speaker 1: do more? Yeah? No, no, that was that was kind
Speaker 1: of it. You let me down. I thought. I was like, man,
Speaker 1: just started off as a dinner date at a restaurant.
Speaker 1: Now he's like just to have to work late. Now
Speaker 1: she's back at the house to drink and watch TV.
Speaker 1: This is gonna end great. So you made out for
Speaker 1: a little while. And how did everything end with her?
Speaker 1: I thought, at least it went well. And the next
Speaker 1: day I went to text her just to check up
Speaker 1: to see how things were, and she never really responded.
Speaker 1: So have you heard anything from her at all? No? Nothing.
Speaker 1: Was the conversation easy when you guys were together? Was
Speaker 1: it like some awkward stuff? Well? Yeah, looking back on it,
Speaker 1: I think that I probably told one so many stories
Speaker 1: about being drunk with my buddies in that position before,
Speaker 1: because I have a lot of drunk stories. It's pretty
Speaker 1: much the only stories I have and so if I'm
Speaker 1: out on a date, I realized like, oh, man, like
Speaker 1: every single story that I've said has been about me
Speaker 1: being hammered. And they're impressive to your bros. They're not
Speaker 1: impressive to the lady. You know, you had the same
Speaker 1: public jewel head because I was like, I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: this is a really great story. I guess oh, I'm
Speaker 1: drunk in that story, all right, So you think maybe
Speaker 1: that she thinks you're like a party dude or something.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm afraid of. Yeah, And that's why I
Speaker 1: wanted to call you guys, because you know, I can
Speaker 1: legitimately have a normal date where we go to dinner
Speaker 1: and I don't talk about how I got drunk with
Speaker 1: my buddies all the time, all right. I feel like,
Speaker 1: and the ladies can correct me if I'm wrong on this,
Speaker 1: But I feel like if you do that, if you
Speaker 1: talk about being drunk all the time, maybe a girl
Speaker 1: will look at you like, oh, you're not the type
Speaker 1: of dude. Yeah. Yeah, And that's the thing I'm afraid,
Speaker 1: you know, because it was the first meeting, that she
Speaker 1: may just have the wrong idea. And I would love
Speaker 1: the chance to make it up explain it to her
Speaker 1: that you're not always drunk. All right, well we'll play
Speaker 1: a song, come back, call her and get your second
Speaker 1: date update. All right, thank you, Okay, hang on looking
Speaker 1: jubil in the morning. All right, Jake is on the phone,
Speaker 1: and today he wants to call a girl named Eliza.
Speaker 1: They met at a wedding ended up having a date
Speaker 1: back at his house. He made her dinner, they watched
Speaker 1: some TV, made out a little bit, but then she
Speaker 1: left and he hasn't heard a thing from her. The
Speaker 1: only thing that he thinks went wrong on the date
Speaker 1: is maybe he told one too many drunk stories and
Speaker 1: maybe it turned her off, because girls love it when
Speaker 1: you're on a first date. And he's like, yeah, me
Speaker 1: and my buddy chat, we're just like crushing beers. Oh
Speaker 1: I got another story for you. It's about when me
Speaker 1: and my buddy chat were crushing beers. Like so, he
Speaker 1: feels like he kind of did that number. And now
Speaker 1: she's like, I don't know if I want to date
Speaker 1: this dude. He seems just like a kind of a douchebag.
Speaker 1: Would that be an appropriate breakdown over your date? Jake? Unfortunately? Yeah?
Speaker 1: All right, Well I'm about to dial the phone number.
Speaker 1: Any last thoughts before we get her on the phone. Um,
Speaker 1: I really do think that I can make it better.
Speaker 1: I really do think I can. Okay, cool, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: do the phone set. We can get on the phone. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, here we go. Hello, Hi, can I speak
Speaker 1: to Eliza? Please? This is she Hi Eliza? How are you?
Speaker 1: This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning,
Speaker 1: the radio show. Do you have the wrong number? I
Speaker 1: don't think so. Is your number six three eight five? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's my phone number. Okay, then you're the Eliza that
Speaker 1: I want to talk to. How are you doing today? Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm fine. I guess well. I'm calling you because a
Speaker 1: listener of ours recently send us an email asking us
Speaker 1: to get a hold of you. Okay, why because you,
Speaker 1: guys recently went out on a date and now you're
Speaker 1: not calling him back. Okay. His name is Jake. You
Speaker 1: met him at a wedding and then ended up having
Speaker 1: dinner at his house. How do you guys know that
Speaker 1: he sent you an email? Yeah he did. He told
Speaker 1: us a little bit about your date and also said
Speaker 1: that you're not calling him back. M What did you
Speaker 1: think of Jake. He seems nice enough, nice enough. Yeah,
Speaker 1: from meeting him, he seems like a good guy. Okay.
Speaker 1: Is everything you're saying sounds like you don't think that
Speaker 1: about him anymore? Though, well you know, I mean I'm
Speaker 1: not calling him back, so very good point. Can you
Speaker 1: do you mind telling us why you don't want to
Speaker 1: see him again? He's curious? Oh? Um, Well, he kind
Speaker 1: of canceled our dinner date and invited me to go
Speaker 1: back to his place, which, um it was. I mean
Speaker 1: I was a little skeptical about if he was just
Speaker 1: trying to get me, you know, to go back to
Speaker 1: his place yea, to have dinner there and whatever. But
Speaker 1: he told us about that, and I thought the same
Speaker 1: thing because I even asked him when we talked to him,
Speaker 1: and I was like that it was a great excuse
Speaker 1: to get you back to his house. But he was
Speaker 1: one hundred percent legit. He was working late. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: sounds like a lie. But did you enjoy dinner and
Speaker 1: everything with him when you went over to his house.
Speaker 1: I did, and we had a good time at first,
Speaker 1: and then after a few drinks, we just kind of
Speaker 1: started talking and he started just telling me his stories
Speaker 1: about like all of his late nights with his buddies
Speaker 1: and how they yet wasted every weekend and like all
Speaker 1: these crazy stories, and I don't know, I was just
Speaker 1: kind of a little taken back by that. Okay, was
Speaker 1: it just too many drunk stories? Well? Yeah, and I
Speaker 1: mean he started saying that his nickname was the moose?
Speaker 1: And why is his nickname the moose? Did he explain that?
Speaker 1: Or well, he told me that his buddy has called
Speaker 1: him once they all start, and once especially he starts drinking.
Speaker 1: Why did he give you an explanation? He gave me
Speaker 1: a demonstration, a demonstration. I've got to hear a demonstration
Speaker 1: of why they call him the moose. Does it involve
Speaker 1: showing you a body part? Because that's where my mind instantly? No, no, no, Um.
Speaker 1: He actually just grabbed the bottle of wine from the
Speaker 1: table and started shrugging wine straight from the bottle. So
Speaker 1: is he just getting hammered on your date? Then? I
Speaker 1: don't know exactly he was drinking a lot. Do you
Speaker 1: do you want you to like start channing moose, moose, moose,
Speaker 1: stirring it. He did not ask me to do that,
Speaker 1: but I have a feeling that that's probably what usually happened,
Speaker 1: Like if you would have started, he would have been like, yeah,
Speaker 1: this chick's down. She knows how moose parties. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: what did you say when your date started chugging one
Speaker 1: line in front of you? I mean, what do you say?
Speaker 1: I was just like, oh, wow, that's really cool. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess yeah, are you going to be super impressed
Speaker 1: by that? Like my patent move is chugging a whole
Speaker 1: battle of wine in front of a girl. Trust me,
Speaker 1: it works every time. I didn't know what to day. Yeah. So,
Speaker 1: and then at one point we were kind of watching
Speaker 1: TV and he was still drinking, and he was like, well,
Speaker 1: you know, maybe if we can keep drinking, the little
Speaker 1: moose can come out and play. Actually referred to it
Speaker 1: as the little moose. Yeah. Wow. All right, hey, Eliza.
Speaker 1: When we talked to him, because we talked to everybody
Speaker 1: about their date, he left out the moose part. Have
Speaker 1: you been wanting to talk to the moose since? You know?
Speaker 1: I think? I'm okay, okay, Well, unfortunately, Eliza, the moose
Speaker 1: is actually on the other line and just heard what
Speaker 1: you said. Moose you there, Yeah, I am. You left
Speaker 1: out a very important part of your story. There, Jake, No,
Speaker 1: we talked about how kinds of party stories. I didn't
Speaker 1: think anything else. Hey, but you didn't tell us that
Speaker 1: you're for to yourself as moose and then asked her
Speaker 1: to touch the little moose. It'll be fair. I don't
Speaker 1: remember that. That's a good sign. There go, you don't
Speaker 1: remember that? Are you doing? Listen? I feel really bad.
Speaker 1: I I felt like I already ruined the date because
Speaker 1: I had to move it to my place, and I
Speaker 1: wanted to impress you, so I wanted to sound adventurous.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, well, what adventure stories have I done?
Speaker 1: And they all ended up involving me drinking. There's there's
Speaker 1: a difference between being adventurous and acting like a frat
Speaker 1: boy beer bonging wine in front of your date. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm a fun guy, wanted party, and I'm you know,
Speaker 1: I wanted you to experience the moose. You know, Brian's handlers.
Speaker 1: That's what I do sometimes, Jake. Getting drunk on a
Speaker 1: first date and calling yourself the moose is just it's
Speaker 1: it's not cool. And I'm looking for somebody who's more
Speaker 1: than sure than that. I know, I know, and you
Speaker 1: know what, and I made a mistake, and I feel
Speaker 1: bad once again. I was nervous. I wasn't make the
Speaker 1: best decisions, you know. I was nervous because I liked
Speaker 1: you and Eliza. You couldn't have hated it that much.
Speaker 1: I mean you did make out with them, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: and I kind of regret that, but you would regret
Speaker 1: that you regret making out with me. Oh, the moose
Speaker 1: is loose? Jake is upset? Really insulting? Well, Jake, from
Speaker 1: what she told us, you didn't really exactly sell yourself
Speaker 1: very well. Maybe when did you guys make out? Did
Speaker 1: you guys make out before you started calling himself the
Speaker 1: moose or after? Eliza it was before, it was before, Okay,
Speaker 1: so she was down with making out with you until
Speaker 1: you started calling yourself the moose and then she regrets it.
Speaker 1: I don't necessarily think is that rude, Jake. It's just
Speaker 1: I can't believe you said that, though, Jake, how about this,
Speaker 1: You got like ten fifteen seconds sell yourself to Eliza
Speaker 1: right now and make you think that you're not just
Speaker 1: a drunken d bag. Eliza, I apologize. I really do
Speaker 1: like you, and I was nervous, and I promise if
Speaker 1: I see you again, that you'll really get to know
Speaker 1: the real met Eliza. Would you like to go out
Speaker 1: on a second date with Jake? I will pay for you, know,
Speaker 1: the moose. I just don't think that's going to happen, right,
Speaker 1: I feel it. Hopefully you learned something, and maybe you
Speaker 1: won't do this to the next girl. You try to
Speaker 1: first date with one more date with the moose, and
Speaker 1: you'll prove to you maybe he won't. The moose won't
Speaker 1: even be there, it'll just be Jake. I think I'm good. Well,
Speaker 1: thank you for your time, Eliza. I appreciate it. You're welcome,
Speaker 1: all right, Jake, I'm sorry man, Yeah, no second date
Speaker 1: for you. I unfortunately understand. Yeah. Maybe if you would
Speaker 1: have been the moose the whole time, you would have
Speaker 1: been able to steal the deal. I think that's the problem.
Speaker 1: Jake is born. We know what this moose is gonna
Speaker 1: find a female meat. We need more moose in our lives.
Speaker 1: In the morning, we texted at seven eight five nine
Speaker 1: two just says, bro, you made the moose angry? Did
Speaker 1: don't insult the moose. I don't know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about the second day update that was obviously taped.
Speaker 1: Twelve Brook was still here. She's out on maternity leaving.
Speaker 1: Jackie is filling in. But Jake wanted to call a
Speaker 1: girl name Eliza. They hung out watch Netflix stuff like that.
Speaker 1: Drink a little bit, that's kind of what he said. Yeah,
Speaker 1: drank a little bit. He drank a lot. Turns out
Speaker 1: Jake is kind of a frat boy. Yeah. Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: a super bro. And he calls himself the Moose right
Speaker 1: right in there, just speaks all any dude calls himself
Speaker 1: the anything pretty much. No, they're a d back right away.
Speaker 1: So he got hammered while they were hanging out and
Speaker 1: kept calling himself the moose, talking about all the crazy
Speaker 1: things that the Moose does when he drinks it picks
Speaker 1: your posters hanging in his apartments. Yeah, yeah, girls exactly.
Speaker 1: Even made an offer for the little Moose to come
Speaker 1: out and play, so Eliza was not down with that.
Speaker 1: She thought that he was kind of douchey and didn't
Speaker 1: want to go out with him again. Yeah, was like him,
Speaker 1: they don't get it. Even after he's like, what what
Speaker 1: do you mean, let's turn down the Moose? Yeah? Did
Speaker 1: you not hear how I describe myself. I describe myself
Speaker 1: as a very powerful animal, and also not one that
Speaker 1: you would normally think of as being a powerful animal,
Speaker 1: a moose, which also are kind of funny animals. Therefore,
Speaker 1: I'm powerful and I have a good as of humor.
Speaker 1: I have everything that a chick wats, pretty much what
Speaker 1: moose thinks of himself. But he's single, that's yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: But he says, there is a female moose out there
Speaker 1: who I want to date. The moose, Oh, I'm sure
Speaker 1: he'll find he'll find his equivalent. It will, and you'll
Speaker 1: see them at the bar when it's closing down, fighting
Speaker 1: in a parking lot somewhere, both of them crying and angry,
Speaker 1: like you just lost out. This moose relationship is over.
Speaker 1: Or if you want to do a second day update,
Speaker 1: all you have to do is email the show and
Speaker 1: we will call the moose who didn't call you back.