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Speaker 1: Rooking Jewels. Second d Update. Today's Second Date update is crany.

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Speaker 1: This guy Jake is on the phone and he actually

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Speaker 1: met the girl that he wants us to call at

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Speaker 1: a wedding. That's not that crazy. That happens a lot.

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Speaker 1: But she was the bride. Okay, we don't even want

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Speaker 1: to be involved in this. I'm gonna put my foot

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Speaker 1: down right now. I'm just kidding. But he didn't. He

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Speaker 1: didn't meet her at a wedding. Oh my god, what's up, Jake?

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Speaker 1: How are you good? How are you good? So her

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Speaker 1: email said that you met the girl that you want

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Speaker 1: to call today at a wedding. I made up the

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Speaker 1: bride part. Tell us a little bit about her. Well,

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Speaker 1: I mean, she's really hot, the first thing that attracts anyone, right.

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Speaker 1: I did notice that she was packing heat and her booty.

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Speaker 1: There you go. That's nice. So you were at this

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Speaker 1: wedding and you were like, damn, no, I know, I

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Speaker 1: definitely was. I was eyeing the buffet before, but then

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Speaker 1: I saw that, and I'm wait saying it. There's a

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Speaker 1: much bigger honey glazed ham over there. I would like

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Speaker 1: to sample. So how did you approach her at the wedding.

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Speaker 1: Did you already know her she a friend or did

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Speaker 1: you just meet her there? She knew the groom and

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Speaker 1: I was friends of the bride. Okay, so you didn't

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Speaker 1: know her prior to the wedding you met her at

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Speaker 1: the wedding? No, I did not. We met at the wedding,

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Speaker 1: ye know. And were you watching her the whole time

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Speaker 1: to make sure she wasn't there with a date or

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Speaker 1: are you just crossing your fingers and hoping for the best.

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Speaker 1: I was just hoping, I was, you know, in retrospect,

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Speaker 1: I probably should have checked. Yeah, most people go to

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Speaker 1: weddings with dates, so right right? Um, No, I didn't

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Speaker 1: check it. I just figured, you know, what the hell,

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Speaker 1: how oft am I gonna be able to see someone

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Speaker 1: like that? I might as well approach her while I can.

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Speaker 1: So how did you approach her? Well, this is really

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Speaker 1: stupid thinking about retrospect. I went over to her and

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Speaker 1: I pretended to drop my wallet and then I picked

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Speaker 1: it up in front of her, and then I was like, oh, sorry,

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Speaker 1: I didn't mean to get in your way. And then

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Speaker 1: I was like, hey, I didn't recognize you. Are you

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Speaker 1: my god? Do you know the bride of the room,

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Speaker 1: and she's like, oh, actually I'm friends with the groom.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, I'm you know, so that

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Speaker 1: actually worked. He dropped her wall in front of her, like,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry about that. Well, in my mind it worked

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Speaker 1: better than it actually did. But I think that it

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Speaker 1: worked somewhat. Did she see I mean, did she see

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Speaker 1: through it? She knew obviously that you were trying to

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Speaker 1: pick up on her, right, I'm pretty sure she did that.

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Speaker 1: She was aware. It makes it easier also to ask

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Speaker 1: for the number, like, hey, obviously i'm hitting on you

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Speaker 1: can can we go out? So you guys, you guys

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Speaker 1: did go out there? Tell us about your date. Originally

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Speaker 1: we were gonna go out to dinner, but I worked

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Speaker 1: really late that night and um, and so you know,

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Speaker 1: I called her like a four or five hours before

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Speaker 1: a date, and I was like, Hey, I have this

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Speaker 1: big project I had to be able to finish. So

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Speaker 1: can we just do the date at my place? I

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Speaker 1: can cook you dinner and you know, maybe we can

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Speaker 1: watch something. Um. Was that really your excuse or was

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Speaker 1: this just a plan to get her back to your place? No?

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Speaker 1: That is that is I'm swear from from now on,

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Speaker 1: you're going to use it as an excuse. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I guess what I should. And so she came over

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Speaker 1: to the house and then what'd you guys do? I

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Speaker 1: made her dinner and then we watched a movie and

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Speaker 1: we had a few drinks, made out a little bit.

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Speaker 1: Is that it just make out or did you guys

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Speaker 1: do more? Yeah? No, no, that was that was kind

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Speaker 1: of it. You let me down. I thought. I was like, man,

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Speaker 1: just started off as a dinner date at a restaurant.

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Speaker 1: Now he's like just to have to work late. Now

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Speaker 1: she's back at the house to drink and watch TV.

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Speaker 1: This is gonna end great. So you made out for

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Speaker 1: a little while. And how did everything end with her?

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Speaker 1: I thought, at least it went well. And the next

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Speaker 1: day I went to text her just to check up

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Speaker 1: to see how things were, and she never really responded.

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Speaker 1: So have you heard anything from her at all? No? Nothing.

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Speaker 1: Was the conversation easy when you guys were together? Was

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Speaker 1: it like some awkward stuff? Well? Yeah, looking back on it,

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Speaker 1: I think that I probably told one so many stories

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Speaker 1: about being drunk with my buddies in that position before,

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Speaker 1: because I have a lot of drunk stories. It's pretty

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Speaker 1: much the only stories I have and so if I'm

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Speaker 1: out on a date, I realized like, oh, man, like

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Speaker 1: every single story that I've said has been about me

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Speaker 1: being hammered. And they're impressive to your bros. They're not

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Speaker 1: impressive to the lady. You know, you had the same

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Speaker 1: public jewel head because I was like, I was like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is a really great story. I guess oh, I'm

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Speaker 1: drunk in that story, all right, So you think maybe

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Speaker 1: that she thinks you're like a party dude or something.

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm afraid of. Yeah, And that's why I

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Speaker 1: wanted to call you guys, because you know, I can

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Speaker 1: legitimately have a normal date where we go to dinner

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Speaker 1: and I don't talk about how I got drunk with

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Speaker 1: and the ladies can correct me if I'm wrong on this,

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Speaker 1: But I feel like if you do that, if you

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Speaker 1: talk about being drunk all the time, maybe a girl

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Speaker 1: you know, because it was the first meeting, that she

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Speaker 1: may just have the wrong idea. And I would love

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Speaker 1: the chance to make it up explain it to her

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Speaker 1: that you're not always drunk. All right, well we'll play

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Speaker 1: a song, come back, call her and get your second

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Speaker 1: date update. All right, thank you, Okay, hang on looking

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Speaker 1: jubil in the morning. All right, Jake is on the phone,

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Speaker 1: and today he wants to call a girl named Eliza.

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Speaker 1: They met at a wedding ended up having a date

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Speaker 1: back at his house. He made her dinner, they watched

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Speaker 1: some TV, made out a little bit, but then she

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Speaker 1: maybe it turned her off, because girls love it when

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Speaker 1: you're on a first date. And he's like, yeah, me

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Speaker 1: and my buddy chat, we're just like crushing beers. Oh

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Speaker 1: I got another story for you. It's about when me

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Speaker 1: and my buddy chat were crushing beers. Like so, he

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Speaker 1: feels like he kind of did that number. And now

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Speaker 1: she's like, I don't know if I want to date

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Speaker 1: this dude. He seems just like a kind of a douchebag.

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Speaker 1: Would that be an appropriate breakdown over your date? Jake? Unfortunately? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: All right, Well I'm about to dial the phone number.

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Speaker 1: Any last thoughts before we get her on the phone. Um,

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Speaker 1: I really do think that I can make it better.

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Speaker 1: I really do think I can. Okay, cool, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: do the phone set. We can get on the phone. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: all right, here we go. Hello, Hi, can I speak

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Speaker 1: to Eliza? Please? This is she Hi Eliza? How are you?

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Speaker 1: This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning,

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Speaker 1: the radio show. Do you have the wrong number? I

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Speaker 1: don't think so. Is your number six three eight five? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's my phone number. Okay, then you're the Eliza that

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Speaker 1: I want to talk to. How are you doing today? Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm fine. I guess well. I'm calling you because a

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Speaker 1: listener of ours recently send us an email asking us

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Speaker 1: to get a hold of you. Okay, why because you,

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Speaker 1: guys recently went out on a date and now you're

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Speaker 1: not calling him back. Okay. His name is Jake. You

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Speaker 1: met him at a wedding and then ended up having

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Speaker 1: dinner at his house. How do you guys know that

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Speaker 1: he sent you an email? Yeah he did. He told

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Speaker 1: that you're not calling him back. M What did you

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Speaker 1: think of Jake. He seems nice enough, nice enough. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: from meeting him, he seems like a good guy. Okay.

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Speaker 1: Is everything you're saying sounds like you don't think that

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Speaker 1: do you mind telling us why you don't want to

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Speaker 1: see him again? He's curious? Oh? Um, Well, he kind

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Speaker 1: I was a little skeptical about if he was just

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Speaker 1: his place yea, to have dinner there and whatever. But

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Speaker 1: one hundred percent legit. He was working late. Yeah, it

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Speaker 1: it just too many drunk stories? Well? Yeah, and I

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Speaker 1: mean he started saying that his nickname was the moose?

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Speaker 1: And why is his nickname the moose? Did he explain that?

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Speaker 1: Why did he give you an explanation? He gave me

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Speaker 1: of why they call him the moose. Does it involve

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Speaker 1: showing you a body part? Because that's where my mind instantly? No, no, no, Um.

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Speaker 1: is he just getting hammered on your date? Then? I

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Speaker 1: don't know exactly he was drinking a lot. Do you

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Speaker 1: do you want you to like start channing moose, moose, moose,

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Speaker 1: but I have a feeling that that's probably what usually happened,

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Speaker 1: Like if you would have started, he would have been like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: this chick's down. She knows how moose parties. Oh my gosh,

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Speaker 1: what did you say when your date started chugging one

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Speaker 1: I was just like, oh, wow, that's really cool. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it works every time. I didn't know what to day. Yeah. So,

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Speaker 1: and then at one point we were kind of watching

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Speaker 1: moose can come out and play. Actually referred to it

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Speaker 1: as the little moose. Yeah. Wow. All right, hey, Eliza.

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Speaker 1: When we talked to him, because we talked to everybody

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Speaker 1: about their date, he left out the moose part. Have

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Speaker 1: you been wanting to talk to the moose since? You know?

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Speaker 1: I think? I'm okay, okay, Well, unfortunately, Eliza, the moose

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Speaker 1: is actually on the other line and just heard what

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