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Speaker 1: The Jewels show on demand Jebils dirty little Secret. It's

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Speaker 1: time for your dirty little secret? Or is it if

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Speaker 1: we tell you we made dirt a little secret and

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Speaker 1: then do a completely different segment. No, we didn't do

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Speaker 1: that to you. It's time for your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: So on the phone right now, one of our anonymous

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Speaker 1: listeners to tell us a dirty little secret that they have.

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Speaker 1: What is your dirty little secret? Our key and I

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Speaker 1: don't know what it is. The girls I'm talking to,

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Speaker 1: it's her, the people, the city, Oh, the people, the

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Speaker 1: city is okay, gilts aint the saying they will say

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Speaker 1: without the spill too, ain't it just ain't hit none show? Okay, okay, okay.

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Speaker 1: I got questions when I think in catfish, there are

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Speaker 1: a couple of different catfishes. I feel like the main

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Speaker 1: one to me is someone who is acting like somebody else,

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Speaker 1: who doesn't even look like that person. Ye, they're acting

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Speaker 1: like they're a completely different person, fake profile, using somebody

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Speaker 1: else's pictures. That's a typical catfish. But another catfish could

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Speaker 1: be the heavy filters. Yeah, different, the different bone structures,

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Speaker 1: and then you show up and you're like, where's my date?

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Speaker 1: It's true you can't trust anybody online, see, because they'll

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Speaker 1: show up and you're like, uh, you're my friend, Jeff.

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Speaker 1: That's weird. Why do you think this is happening to you?

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Speaker 1: I don't know that. Why I was? I was. I

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Speaker 1: don't fraid about it, Okay, I don't ask God about it.

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Speaker 1: Praid about it in church? Just dear God, Why myself

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Speaker 1: forsaking me again with a woman who looked like she

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Speaker 1: had Kardashian lips? And then I showed up and she

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Speaker 1: didn't even have lips. Oh no, she was actually not

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Speaker 1: even the person at all. Fish. It was a fish,

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Speaker 1: actual fish? Lord? Why have you done this to me

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Speaker 1: for the seventh time in a row. I thought I

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Speaker 1: was a good person. Please don't catfish me again. Here's

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Speaker 1: twenty bucks. Amen. Give us an example of the time

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Speaker 1: you were catfished one time. You don't think I'm joking.

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Speaker 1: I called it one time. It's a man told you

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Speaker 1: want to serve me some peoples. Oh that's hilarious. You

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Speaker 1: actually got served. I bet they do that a lot. Actually,

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Speaker 1: that's savage. That's amazing. Do these people not know that

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Speaker 1: when they show up on their date, their date's gonna know?

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Speaker 1: And how do you split on up to somebody react

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Speaker 1: when you you show up like they I don't spit.

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Speaker 1: These school would be like a none, yeah, yeah, so

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Speaker 1: what do you do? Do you leave? Yeah? I have

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Speaker 1: to look look you you ain't you? Ain't you shouted? No,

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Speaker 1: you ain't you shouting that? I love that. That should

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Speaker 1: actually probably just be the standard greeting. If you get catfished,

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Speaker 1: you are showing I'm out. Have you guys ever been

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Speaker 1: catfished before? H yes you have. I feel like I

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Speaker 1: went on a date with a dude who definitely looked

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Speaker 1: better than his pictures, and normally it's the other way around, right, No,

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Speaker 1: what did you did? You? You You still stuck it out

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Speaker 1: though on the date? Okay, So you know, like when

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Speaker 1: you meet with somebody if you like their vibe right

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Speaker 1: when you meet them, normally right, And sometimes it takes

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Speaker 1: a little bit, but sometimes you can tell like, oh no,

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Speaker 1: that's definitely not gonna happen ever, right, right, But this

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Speaker 1: guy came from like two hours away to go on

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Speaker 1: the state with me to take me in the marriage game.

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Speaker 1: And I knew instantly as soon as he got out

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Speaker 1: of his truck. Not happened right away. Not happening, and

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Speaker 1: then I stoopided me proceeded to do the whole dang date.

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Speaker 1: He took a picture of us put on a social

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Speaker 1: media and his family, his whole family was like, who's this?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, all that dude. I was like this,

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Speaker 1: I'm just like, I'm not doing that anymore. What I

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Speaker 1: found I did. I went on a date one time.

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Speaker 1: I was just out of high school and one of

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Speaker 1: my friends girlfriends was like, you gotta meet my friend.

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Speaker 1: She would love you, right and saw I was like okay.

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Speaker 1: And this was back in the day. I'm a little

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Speaker 1: bit older. There was no Facebook. There weren't and it

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Speaker 1: was just so not even that. So we had talked

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Speaker 1: on the phone or whatever, and then I drove. I

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Speaker 1: was like, we made at this coffee place. And then

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Speaker 1: I showed up, but I didn't go in. I showed

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Speaker 1: up before her, but I was like, I've never seen

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Speaker 1: her before, and I also don't trust my friend's girlfriend's judgment.

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Speaker 1: So I parked by the window and then I was

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Speaker 1: just looking in the window, and then you know, I

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Speaker 1: saw someone walk in and so now I was like, hey, um,

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Speaker 1: are you there? And then I saw her the girl

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Speaker 1: that I thought it might be take out her phone

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Speaker 1: and respond to it saying that it was her that's funny.

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Speaker 1: And then I was like I thought, so okay, cool,

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Speaker 1: and then I was like, I'm almost there, and then

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Speaker 1: I just left talked to her again. My girlfriend was

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Speaker 1: not happy with me about that one. But I bet

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Speaker 1: if they lie though, then that's fine. Yah, they desert.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why they do that, though late they'd

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Speaker 1: be little decent. Sometimes they do that still, but I

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Speaker 1: don't have a warm show. But like grim, I kind

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Speaker 1: of feel bad for you. Maybe we should do like

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Speaker 1: a dating game show on here and try and find

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Speaker 1: you a real person. Yet, yeah, I'll show up to

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Speaker 1: the date. Then Jewels Show on demand