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Speaker 1: I Heart Radio. Guess Who's back back again? That kicks

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Speaker 1: up at it not good. We thought the return of

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Speaker 1: Tom Brady going to Foxborough was a big deal. How

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Speaker 1: about this gal coming back? She's alive, Arrissa the return

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Speaker 1: the bandages are still intact. Hey, look if there was

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Speaker 1: If I was ever gonna be wally pipped by anyone,

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Speaker 1: it would be Melissa Stark. So I was willing to

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Speaker 1: give up the chair to Melissa. I'm just sad that

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Speaker 1: I wasn't part of the conversation. We like her. I

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Speaker 1: told her we have to have her back on. When

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Speaker 1: you are breathing and doing well, start, as we like

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Speaker 1: to say on our phone calls, start from the beginning.

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Speaker 1: Well you you were there at the beginning, You were

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Speaker 1: there was you left me? At about eight thirty at

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Speaker 1: night on a Saturday, we had a fox get together

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Speaker 1: that was lovely, by the way, lovely this is the

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Speaker 1: police report. Leaves dinner at eight thirty and after that

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Speaker 1: it's all downhill. So we go to an incredible dinner

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Speaker 1: by our boss puts on this you know, very very

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Speaker 1: like just I don't know, top notch um thing for

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Speaker 1: all of us, all class, um, first class. Usually I'm

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Speaker 1: in coach, but um, because you guys were in town

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Speaker 1: doing the Rams Bucks game. So it's a school night again.

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Speaker 1: As we all know, sometimes we abide by the rules,

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Speaker 1: sometimes we don't. In this particular case, I did. Was

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Speaker 1: in bed by thirty, awoken at twelve o'clock with terrible

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Speaker 1: feel like like you're gonna puke? What were these stomach pains?

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Speaker 1: It was like cramps. It was like lady cramps, and

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Speaker 1: you're like, yeah, yeah, said lady cramps. Well, I mean

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Speaker 1: you look at me being so refined. Um, it was awful.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, well, this hurts real bad. And

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Speaker 1: then the onset of throwing up happens no more than

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Speaker 1: twenty minutes after the fact. And then I proceed to

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Speaker 1: throw up every hour, but throughout the hour until I'm

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Speaker 1: I have to leave my house at five am to

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Speaker 1: hair and makeup, et cetera for Sunday. So are you

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Speaker 1: thinking food poisoning. At this point, where are you thinking, Yes,

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Speaker 1: food poisoning and it comes on out of nowhere and

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Speaker 1: it's very erratic and you're like this, I'm gonna die.

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Speaker 1: So each hour, I'm checking my phone and I'm like,

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Speaker 1: think I have food poisoning. If you can get me

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Speaker 1: and I'm like, if you can get me an ivy

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Speaker 1: It's like I'll have a p A come pick you up.

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Speaker 1: As someone who's been a p A, the last thing

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Speaker 1: having food poisoning. What she thinks is food poisoning. I'm like, no,

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Speaker 1: God are incredible bosses at Fox sent Vicky Trilling, our

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Speaker 1: annoying and sad and frustrating, but whatever. Everybody's fine. You

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Speaker 1: the probiotic back. One time I was over at her

423
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Speaker 1: house and I was like, you know what, I'm gonna

424
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Speaker 1: try this and in true I'm gonna speak about myself

425
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Speaker 1: in the third person, Charissa fashion. I did double the

426
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:03,720
Speaker 1: recommended dose and couldn't get on the will for the

427
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Speaker 1: next week. And let's just say it worked. When anyone

428
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Speaker 1: that's had surgery knows you ain't go into the bathroom

429
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Speaker 1: for a while. And we're going here and and I

430
00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:15,800
Speaker 1: never talked about bathroom stuff because I think it's disgusting.

431
00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:18,000
Speaker 1: I think it's like you we don't even share the

432
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Speaker 1: same bathroom, Like I am ready in the master bathroom

433
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:23,000
Speaker 1: and then he uses a different bathroom. I don't let

434
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Speaker 1: him get ready in my bathroom, none of that, because

435
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Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't I don't want to walk in

436
00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:29,600
Speaker 1: and I don't want to deal with no. Okay, privacy

437
00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:32,480
Speaker 1: is important in some aspect. I'm not into the bathroom thing.

438
00:21:32,480 --> 00:21:35,119
Speaker 1: I mean we acknowledge, you know, like I need to

439
00:21:35,359 --> 00:21:38,240
Speaker 1: use the restroom. It happens, but we're not speaking about

440
00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:42,439
Speaker 1: it at all. Yesterday and I text you this is

441
00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:46,160
Speaker 1: an ongoing text all the schools. You're anesthesia. You don't

442
00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:49,080
Speaker 1: go to the bathroom for probably four or five, six

443
00:21:49,119 --> 00:21:51,919
Speaker 1: seven days after anesthesia. It just messes you up. Not

444
00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:55,000
Speaker 1: to mention, Chrissa, you had surgery on your intestines, so

445
00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:59,000
Speaker 1: you're you're already fun at that point. Seriously. And so

446
00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:02,760
Speaker 1: I have gotten onto the bathroom, and anyone that hasn't

447
00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:05,639
Speaker 1: gone to the bathroom, you know, it hurts. It's likely

448
00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:08,320
Speaker 1: that just messes up your day. It's like, come on,

449
00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:11,879
Speaker 1: you know, I don't want dressed about that, you know.

450
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:13,920
Speaker 1: And so it's been this whole thing of like have

451
00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:16,160
Speaker 1: we gone yet? Have we gone yet? And so yesterday

452
00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:21,040
Speaker 1: where I tied outfit on Sunday, pressure, the pressure of

453
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Speaker 1: a name. So I come home yesterday and I'm like, oh, oh,

454
00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:30,720
Speaker 1: it's the scene in also had been pounding meta musil

455
00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:35,280
Speaker 1: like like coffee, anything that would work this thing for

456
00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:38,920
Speaker 1: now still, if you're still if you're still with us

457
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:43,320
Speaker 1: the scene in Bridesmaids, or you're really doing it, really

458
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:47,280
Speaker 1: doing it in the street. I had that feeling. I

459
00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:50,240
Speaker 1: walked in the door yesterday after work. I go, coll,

460
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Speaker 1: that's good to see you. And I was like, I'm

461
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Speaker 1: gonna be right back, and I ran upstairs and it

462
00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:58,080
Speaker 1: was a minute. I never in my life would think

463
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Speaker 1: that I'd want to invite my husband in to the bathroom,

464
00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:03,840
Speaker 1: but it was. I was so proud of the feet

465
00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:10,120
Speaker 1: that had happened. I didn't if being downstairs in super

466
00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:14,600
Speaker 1: tight leggings and a middrift Whitney Houston shirt. And I

467
00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:16,560
Speaker 1: sent you and Jackie a picture and I said, look

468
00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:18,600
Speaker 1: who gets to wear a middrift again, which at this

469
00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:20,960
Speaker 1: age we shouldn't be wearing it anyways. But I was

470
00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:22,760
Speaker 1: so excited that I went to the bathroom and I

471
00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:24,879
Speaker 1: was like, Kyle, I almost invited you, and he was like,

472
00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:31,159
Speaker 1: what the fuck? Anyways? All is clear, ready for takeoff? Clear? Clear?

473
00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:36,359
Speaker 1: So what's I? I am a clear member, God, I'm

474
00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:42,360
Speaker 1: everything yours clear. I could fly the plane at this point. Um,

475
00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:46,160
Speaker 1: I so you know we've covered number two. Now cover

476
00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:50,920
Speaker 1: cover deeper one so um one on one man to man.

477
00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:56,879
Speaker 1: I will hold my tinkle all game long. It'll be

478
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,520
Speaker 1: six to seven hours since I pee during a game.

479
00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:01,560
Speaker 1: I don't go during a game because I always feel bad.

480
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:03,399
Speaker 1: What it happens if somebody's leg comes off in the

481
00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:06,320
Speaker 1: middle of a plane, I'm going potty. So my girlfriend

482
00:24:06,359 --> 00:24:08,480
Speaker 1: has a saying tinkle. Sorry. I just think it's like

483
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:11,760
Speaker 1: the cutest thing in the world. Like you say potty, though,

484
00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:13,919
Speaker 1: I I gotta go potty, but I want to like

485
00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:17,080
Speaker 1: fully clear it up which party I'm doing. So okay,

486
00:24:17,119 --> 00:24:19,720
Speaker 1: I will not pee during a game. I just I'm afraid.

487
00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:22,760
Speaker 1: And also, you know, I'm realizing I'm gonna stay hydrated.

488
00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:24,920
Speaker 1: I'm dealing with fertility stuff, like what am I doing?

489
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:27,719
Speaker 1: Why am I killing myself? So you kind of scared

490
00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:29,760
Speaker 1: the living be Jesus out of me, whether it's a

491
00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:32,720
Speaker 1: kidney stone, whether it's my appendix. I was like, I'm

492
00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:34,639
Speaker 1: not going to do this to my body anymore. So

493
00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:38,040
Speaker 1: I started hydrating on the sidelines this week and this

494
00:24:38,119 --> 00:24:40,560
Speaker 1: was Thursday night. Who played Oh we were in Cleveland

495
00:24:41,359 --> 00:24:47,240
Speaker 1: since Jack's yeah, and I started hydrating. Well, when you hydrate,

496
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:49,800
Speaker 1: you have to go pee. So I had texted you

497
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:51,800
Speaker 1: and Jackie during the game and I said, I gotta

498
00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:53,920
Speaker 1: peeble then you know the jokes with you you haven't

499
00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:56,639
Speaker 1: gone in five days. But then the game started getting

500
00:24:56,640 --> 00:24:58,600
Speaker 1: good like it would started getting good in the third,

501
00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:01,040
Speaker 1: so I was like, crap, I can't go pee yet.

502
00:25:01,359 --> 00:25:02,919
Speaker 1: So finally it was the fourth and I'm like, what

503
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:05,000
Speaker 1: am I doing to myself? What am I doing to myself?

504
00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:07,960
Speaker 1: I looked at our security Clinton, who's adorable, and I said,

505
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:10,399
Speaker 1: I've got a pee and he goes, wow, this curis

506
00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:12,880
Speaker 1: of things really affected you, hasn't it, because they all

507
00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:16,600
Speaker 1: know I don't pee. So I said yes. So I

508
00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:20,119
Speaker 1: ran out of the stadium in you know, into like

509
00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:22,280
Speaker 1: the locker room to go pee, which is not got

510
00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:25,400
Speaker 1: this which is not right. This is a feast. Joe

511
00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:28,800
Speaker 1: Burrows driving the end zone. I have to drive. So

512
00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:31,440
Speaker 1: it was full blown ted Lasso him leaving the game

513
00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:33,320
Speaker 1: to have a panic attack, only I was going to

514
00:25:33,359 --> 00:25:36,480
Speaker 1: take up tankle So I'm like running with my head

515
00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:38,840
Speaker 1: down like Ted Lasso, and I come out and I

516
00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:41,040
Speaker 1: go pee and then we run back out and I

517
00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:43,400
Speaker 1: saw a couple of security guards and they were like, wow,

518
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:45,199
Speaker 1: that was quick, and I was like, yeah, probably, you

519
00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:48,159
Speaker 1: know whatever. So I got a d M from a

520
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:51,159
Speaker 1: Calm Down podcast listener that said, I was so worried

521
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Speaker 1: you were having a ted Lasso moment because I saw

522
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Speaker 1: you run with your head down to get out of

523
00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:59,960
Speaker 1: the said. I was like, no, I was just saying,

524
00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:04,639
Speaker 1: that's really cute. But then, can I tell you what

525
00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:07,080
Speaker 1: happened when I went to go pee. And we've discussed

526
00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:10,800
Speaker 1: the bathroom situations at these stadiums, and you know, whatever

527
00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:15,240
Speaker 1: it happens, they're old, you're sharing this luckily was a

528
00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:19,639
Speaker 1: restroom that was just for females. So I'm gonna be honest.

529
00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:21,200
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm gonna put it out there. You talked

530
00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:23,680
Speaker 1: about not going to the bathroom for five six days.

531
00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:26,800
Speaker 1: I can't do the squat thing. I can't do the

532
00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:31,040
Speaker 1: squad thing because I don't let all because you're so

533
00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:34,000
Speaker 1: worried about balancing. You're not getting all your p out.

534
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:41,480
Speaker 1: You know what you? Okay, you, I say, but I

535
00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:45,919
Speaker 1: cover the whole toilet. That's why it takes forever, several

536
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:50,920
Speaker 1: toilet seats covers or I do like toilet paper back

537
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:53,560
Speaker 1: and forth. But this is what happened. No, I'm not

538
00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:55,040
Speaker 1: gonna let you hold on. We're gonna get into the

539
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:57,399
Speaker 1: technique of this, because there's not always the seat covers.

540
00:26:57,680 --> 00:27:00,640
Speaker 1: And now that's why I do the toilet paper, okay,

541
00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:03,160
Speaker 1: which I appreciate, but now it's if it's the single ply,

542
00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:05,639
Speaker 1: now it's not heavy enough and we're falling in. And

543
00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:08,239
Speaker 1: that's why it takes me longer, because I do like

544
00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:11,280
Speaker 1: four or five rolls, you know, and then it's like

545
00:27:11,359 --> 00:27:13,840
Speaker 1: then if it falls off, it's not balancing. There's a

546
00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:15,919
Speaker 1: gust of wind, like it's such a thing, and I

547
00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:18,200
Speaker 1: get so mad, and then I'm dealing with a body suit,

548
00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:22,760
Speaker 1: and that's upsetting me all the things. So I'm trying

549
00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:26,359
Speaker 1: to hurry. There are, thankfully toilet seat covers, and I

550
00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:28,520
Speaker 1: grabbed like five or six of them at a time.

551
00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:31,920
Speaker 1: I'm not a waster. I'm just really worried about germs.

552
00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:35,280
Speaker 1: I put them on, rip off my body suit, sit down.

553
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:39,520
Speaker 1: The toilet seats broken, and I fell in. You did

554
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:43,080
Speaker 1: not look ahead, You did not you wait time you

555
00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:45,600
Speaker 1: fell in. It went off to the side and my

556
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:51,440
Speaker 1: bum fell in. Oh my, oh, and there's five minutes

557
00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:53,480
Speaker 1: left of the game. I gotta get back on the field.

558
00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:55,119
Speaker 1: I don't know if Trevor Lawrence is gonna get his

559
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:58,040
Speaker 1: first win of the season. Break this losing streak. Don't

560
00:27:58,040 --> 00:28:00,720
Speaker 1: worry about that. Um oh my god. Meanwhile, the crowd

561
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:04,879
Speaker 1: goes wild. Aaron's in the toilet, only one snap of

562
00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:07,760
Speaker 1: the body suit. Oh my god, I can't believe you

563
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:09,280
Speaker 1: fell in the twist this one. You gotta work. I

564
00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:11,439
Speaker 1: didn't even click the body suit at that point. I

565
00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:14,200
Speaker 1: just shoved it in my pants and ran, Oh my god.

566
00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:17,720
Speaker 1: We need so many things about this. We gotta work

567
00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:20,359
Speaker 1: on some wall sets for you. We gotta work on

568
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:22,640
Speaker 1: the quad street. Don't let all your p out if

569
00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:26,080
Speaker 1: you squat with you. I just can't believe you found

570
00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:28,959
Speaker 1: your black In this week's podcast, Aaron falls in the

571
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:36,320
Speaker 1: toilet in Cincinnati and Carissa can't take a We're here

572
00:28:36,359 --> 00:28:39,480
Speaker 1: for everybody. We're here for everybody exactly. Oh my god,

573
00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:43,120
Speaker 1: you poor thing. Where you were You're like, you poor thing.

574
00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:45,520
Speaker 1: You're the one that had surgery this week. I'm fine.

575
00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:48,600
Speaker 1: I think. I think by the way you buried the lead,

576
00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:53,040
Speaker 1: you bury your ass in the toilet. I mean, my god,

577
00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:55,360
Speaker 1: you're worried about touching the rim of it. Just get

578
00:28:55,360 --> 00:29:00,400
Speaker 1: on in there. Oh, David, Well, I'm look, I think

579
00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:03,320
Speaker 1: it's fair to say we've been through some traumatic situations

580
00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:05,840
Speaker 1: this week, and we have to tell we can wrap

581
00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:08,800
Speaker 1: it all up after this and then uh talk about

582
00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:11,800
Speaker 1: what we have looking ahead. What I mean, I think

583
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:14,240
Speaker 1: that's we'll wrap up what you need to wrap up

584
00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:18,840
Speaker 1: your ass. I wrap up the toilet. I had fun

585
00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:21,720
Speaker 1: with the Calm Down podcast. I g yesterday I felt

586
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:23,920
Speaker 1: like I had to record every little thing of me

587
00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:26,640
Speaker 1: sitting there changing my outfit, all the things. Yeah, that

588
00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:29,560
Speaker 1: little ZiT thing really works, so huh it is. But

589
00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:31,760
Speaker 1: I got another one over here, so it's a good thing.

590
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:34,960
Speaker 1: I bought like a about a whole package of them

591
00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:38,080
Speaker 1: coming up. ZiT STICKA should be a sponsor the stick. Um.

592
00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:41,360
Speaker 1: Aaron was documenting her day and part of that was

593
00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:45,160
Speaker 1: she just mentioned a wardrobe change. She text me with

594
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:46,680
Speaker 1: the game was not going the way we wanted it.

595
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:49,160
Speaker 1: We both wanted Brady to win decisively, and so she goes,

596
00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:51,160
Speaker 1: I'm gonna change my shirt and I was like, fine,

597
00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:53,680
Speaker 1: I'll change my pants and it wasn't because I had

598
00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:58,640
Speaker 1: an accident. You did that? What do you got this week?

599
00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:01,720
Speaker 1: Look happy? Um, I'm gonna get caught up on my

600
00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:05,760
Speaker 1: life since you know, everything stopped down, and I'm gonna

601
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:08,320
Speaker 1: get caught up on that. I have a lot of

602
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:09,920
Speaker 1: just house and home stuff. I don't have any features

603
00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:13,680
Speaker 1: this week, but I'm so excited Thursday night football. Thank

604
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:17,520
Speaker 1: god my Seahawks one yesterday. Look the defense, and I'm like,

605
00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:20,360
Speaker 1: I get it. But we have had defensive deficiencies. We've

606
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:23,280
Speaker 1: had offensive line deficiencies, and Russell's always the person that

607
00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:25,440
Speaker 1: can make up for it. Aren't you sitting down with

608
00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:28,720
Speaker 1: your defense be bad? That's what I don't understand. I mean,

609
00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:31,360
Speaker 1: besides Chuck Griffin, who have you lost? Like? Why is

610
00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:34,680
Speaker 1: it bad? Well, Cliff, we've lost. We've lost, I mean

611
00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:38,320
Speaker 1: kJ right, We've lost linebacker, we've lost pressure, We've we

612
00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:40,480
Speaker 1: we also we lost to jen Avean Clowney, which I

613
00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:42,800
Speaker 1: actually wish would have worked out. We need pressure upfront.

614
00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:45,720
Speaker 1: Everything of football is, you know, better than anyone starts upfront,

615
00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:49,760
Speaker 1: and our upfront, our defensive line and our offensive line

616
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:52,040
Speaker 1: have always been well, No, not always. I shouldn't say that.

617
00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:54,959
Speaker 1: Our offensive line has always had deficiencies, and Russell has

618
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,440
Speaker 1: made up for those Defensively, We've been able to get

619
00:30:57,440 --> 00:30:59,880
Speaker 1: pressure upfront and have the back half of that defensively

620
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:03,400
Speaker 1: in a bloom whatever. But we are Jamal Adams. I mean,

621
00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:06,360
Speaker 1: where's this guy been? You know? In a division like

622
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:09,800
Speaker 1: the NFC West that is so good, they cannot afford

623
00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:14,600
Speaker 1: to make any mistakes. Also, they haven't scored their first

624
00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:16,800
Speaker 1: half team offensively and haven't scored a lot of points

625
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:20,280
Speaker 1: in the second half. Anyways, this division. I'm excited for

626
00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:23,840
Speaker 1: the game on Thursday Thursday. Yeah, so when you go

627
00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:26,680
Speaker 1: to Seattle, I think I'm gonna have to go. I'm

628
00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:28,479
Speaker 1: gonna have to go Tuesday night because I have to

629
00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:32,600
Speaker 1: sit down with Wressell on Wednesday. And then yeah, it's

630
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:34,280
Speaker 1: just a busy week. And then I go to Dallas

631
00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:36,640
Speaker 1: this week. I have to sit down with the defense

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