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Speaker 1: Hey, we got a brand new full show for you today.

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Speaker 1: It's Brooking Jeffrey and you found the podcast. We got

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Speaker 1: a new loser line. I'm gonna try to make funerals

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Speaker 1: funny and a phone.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah like that, you know.

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Speaker 1: Oh and just we're talking. We're talking about what men

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Speaker 1: don't care about that women do way too much.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, comment when you think about it. Yeah, I would

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Speaker 2: love to hear all of.

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Speaker 1: Our listeners weigh in. All right, what's our comments today?

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Speaker 3: Like this one from Cindy that says been married to

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Speaker 3: my best friend for almost six years and his biggest

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Speaker 3: mistake introducing me to Brook and Jeffrey. She casually played

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Speaker 3: an episode and my first thought was, what chaos is this?

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Speaker 4: Fast forward to four months later.

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Speaker 3: I've listened to every second Date, Up Date, Awkward, Tuesday,

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Speaker 3: Close your call, and what's on your mind?

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Speaker 2: He ruined you send help or more episodes?

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: I had somebody say the same, like I can't stop

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Speaker 5: listening to everything, like three four episodes of the day.

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Speaker 6: I'm like, slow down, you're gonna listen to everything.

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Speaker 4: Thank you Cindy and your husband.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I love that we have a new episode

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Speaker 1: for you, so enjoy it.

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Speaker 2: Starts right out.

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Speaker 7: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And you guys

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Speaker 7: remember the great toilet paper shortage of twenty twenty right

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Speaker 7: after COVID first hip.

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Speaker 6: Damn, we had to learn to use your hand.

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Speaker 1: No, I just stole it from work.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, those were scary times in the studio, clearly.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh my god, what door handle did I touch that?

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Speaker 7: Then a couple of years later, spicy food lovers freaked

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Speaker 7: out over the great sarracha shortage of twenty twenty two. Hey, Hue,

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Speaker 7: but this new one is gonna rock Brook to her core.

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Speaker 1: No, not if you say if you say wine or chocolate,

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Speaker 1: She's triggered already.

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Speaker 8: Brook.

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Speaker 7: It's even worse because right now a new study found

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Speaker 7: America has a shortage of cousins. You know what that means,

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Speaker 7: So books, less datable singles out there for her to swipe.

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Speaker 6: BT's gonna be like cheese or something.

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Speaker 7: It's gonna be a k Alexis holds her hands that.

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Speaker 2: I cannot believe you just said that, Jeffrey.

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Speaker 7: Well, it's true. The study found millennial parents just aren't

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Speaker 7: having as many kids as the older generations were before them.

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Speaker 7: So now there's just less cousins and relatives.

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Speaker 1: Is so bizarre to me.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, it's weird, But the idea is going viral right

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Speaker 7: now because of a TikTok where a female millennial talked

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Speaker 7: about the problem and she says, back when she and

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Speaker 7: all her friends were growing up, there were countless cousins

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Speaker 7: around all the time at every family event that she went.

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Speaker 6: To, Dude, you were excited to see your cousins. It

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Speaker 6: was like a party.

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Speaker 7: Now though, her children only have two total cousins on

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Speaker 7: one side, three on the other. That's it for her

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Speaker 7: entire family.

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Speaker 2: I have like six.

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Speaker 7: Okay, Yeah, it's just really different now. And now that

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Speaker 7: the great cousin shortage has officially hit the u US,

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Speaker 7: Brooks love life will never be the same.

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Speaker 2: Dumb, I've never dated a cousin.

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Speaker 6: She only has four?

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Speaker 1: That is so gross. No, I have like twelve.

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Speaker 7: Yeah you know yeah, maybe brook will find comfort though,

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Speaker 7: when we get to the shock collar question of the

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Speaker 7: day with our digital producer Jake, take it away.

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Speaker 6: Famous cousins, Jake, you know, not for me.

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Speaker 9: Today, though, we celebrate the birthday of a late night

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Speaker 9: television legend, Jay Leno.

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Speaker 7: You heard about this. It's really good, Jay, My monologue.

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Speaker 9: He was the man who delivered singers on the Tonight

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Speaker 9: Show for seventeen straight years and gave his chin its

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Speaker 9: own personal ZIP code.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, if he.

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Speaker 5: Was like, he's alive, right, Yeah, because today his chin

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Speaker 5: would have an Instagram.

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Speaker 9: Wait, hold on, wait a second, there's another famous jay

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Speaker 9: who also lights his cake and candles. Today, I'm talking

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Speaker 9: about the one, the only violent j the face painted

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Speaker 9: front man from Insane Clown Posse.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, that's.

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Speaker 9: Why today, in honor of these two iconic jays, we're

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Speaker 9: gonna do a special who said It?

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Speaker 11: Edition of.

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Speaker 1: Dear twenty.

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Speaker 9: You're so loving you want to pass hour? Yeah, you

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Speaker 9: guys say number one through twenty. I'll give you a

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Speaker 9: said by Jay Leno.

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Speaker 7: Or violent j Oh, that's gonna be hard.

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Speaker 9: We'll start with the woman who's Insane Clown Posse is

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Speaker 9: what she calls the group of guys in her list

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Speaker 9: of unread Instagram dms.

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Speaker 6: That's Alexis twelve.

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Speaker 9: Number twelve. Alexis. Your famous j quote is don't forget

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Speaker 9: about Mother's Day, or as they call it in Beverly Hills,

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Speaker 9: Dad's third wife Day did j leto say that or

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Speaker 9: violent Ja.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so I'm going show host or a clown wrestler.

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Speaker 7: They're like, he's like a poet of the dark world.

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Speaker 1: Well, okay, that.

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Speaker 4: Wasn't really poetic what Jake just said.

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Speaker 1: Okay, j Leno says Jay Lenot handle on this game.

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Speaker 9: So I was Jay Leno.

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Speaker 1: Brook, it's your turn, all right, I'll go number seven.

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Speaker 7: Seven Brook.

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Speaker 9: Your famous J quote is I don't need therapy. I

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Speaker 9: got a haunted house in my head and every room's

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Speaker 9: got a disco bomb. You don't use that violent Ja

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Speaker 9: or Jay Leno.

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Speaker 1: I don't consider myself a total juggalo, but violent Jo

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Speaker 1: surprisingly nailed that.

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Speaker 7: I know j Leno head he went through like a

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Speaker 7: depressive era for like three seasons. Leno did, so it

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Speaker 7: was close a shared quote, probably Jose.

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Speaker 9: Seven to twelve are off the board.

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Speaker 6: All right, let's go eight.

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Speaker 9: Your famous J quote is my heart's like a pinata

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Speaker 9: at a funeral, feat up full of candy and nobody

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Speaker 9: knows what to do with it. Is that violent J

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Speaker 9: or j Leno?

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Speaker 6: I Mean, all I can think about with Jay Leno

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Speaker 5: And I used to, you know, watch that I used

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Speaker 1: Are you really struggling with this one?

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Speaker 6: I cannot imagine him working this into okay, so I

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Speaker 6: gotta go with violent j.

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Speaker 9: Hose is violent Jay?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 9: I can't believe you guys are getting incredible Jeffrey. Let's

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Speaker 9: see if you can continue the streak. Number three, Jeffrey,

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Speaker 9: your famous j quote is the crime problem in New

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Speaker 9: York is getting really serious. The other day the statue

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Speaker 9: of Liberty had both hands up? Is that violent j

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Speaker 9: or j Leno?

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Speaker 7: Well, it could have been a violent j quote from

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Speaker 7: one of his songs, like at your hands up like

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Speaker 7: a statue of liberty. You're a real juggalo. But I'm

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Speaker 7: gonna have to play it safe on this one and say, Jeef,

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Speaker 7: it's probably a J Leno.

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Speaker 1: Oh, we're gonna do too good on this JA right.

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Speaker 9: I don't know how I thought you guys would get

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Speaker 9: some of these wrong. Alexis three, seven.

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Speaker 7: Eight, and twelve five. All right, Let's see if I

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Speaker 7: can tricker here.

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Speaker 9: Alex I asked the devil for a sign, and he

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Speaker 9: and six, which honestly explains a lot. Is that TV

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Speaker 9: late night host Jay Leno or violent rapper Violent J.

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Speaker 4: I just I need to hear this in a song,

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Speaker 4: like I need to hear.

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Speaker 8: This. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Put someone say cloud next running playlist?

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Speaker 6: Can we play it next?

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Speaker 1: Can we play I'm gonna go. I don't even remember

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Speaker 1: his name, Violent J. Violent J.

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Speaker 9: She says, Violent Jo.

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Speaker 7: I'm here, dill shocked. All right, Brooke, make you a deal.

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Speaker 9: You get this one right, I'll take the shot, and

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Speaker 9: if you get it wrong, you have to get shot

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Speaker 9: the number one. Oh, I got you on this one.

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Speaker 9: They said laughter is the best medicine, so I laughed

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Speaker 9: at the apocalypse. Now I'm patient zero with a balloon animal.

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Speaker 9: Is that renowned comedian and par collector j Leno or

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Speaker 9: former professional wrestler Violent J.

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Speaker 7: These are all zingers. We are cracking up by so hard.

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Speaker 1: I actually didn't even hear the end of that quote.

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Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna stick with Violent J. I'm sure,

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Speaker 1: but I'm pretty sure.

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Speaker 9: Double locking it in.

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Speaker 12: Triple locking it in, said Violent J.

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Speaker 1: The shot.

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Speaker 9: I'm blown away by this. I underestimated all of you.

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Speaker 9: I have lost today's edition of.

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Speaker 7: Twenty Yet that means Jake is getting shocked and since

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Speaker 7: there are no insane clown posse songs that we could

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Speaker 7: legally sing on the radio instead, someone texted Empire state

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Speaker 7: of Mind by Jay Z in New York, Dreams of Maid.

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Speaker 7: Happy Birthday to all the Jay's out there. We got

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Speaker 7: a phone town coming up for you right after this.

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Speaker 13: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 7: You ever look over at another driver on the road

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Speaker 7: and seen them picking at a full charcouterie board.

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Speaker 1: No, jeff I mean no, you've driven next to me.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, they exist. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 7: I asked because a new report found a whopping seventy

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Speaker 7: two percent of people say they've eaten while driving, and

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Speaker 7: some have tried some pretty risky meals on the road.

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Speaker 4: No, Brook and I are like this.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I got to be like handheld.

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Speaker 4: I it's salad yesterday I did.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, she's got a cup system.

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Speaker 14: It's weird.

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Speaker 2: Because you have to have a handle the whole bit.

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Speaker 7: People people have mentioned eating a full rack of ribs

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Speaker 7: behind the wheel, a bowl of hot soup, even crab

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Speaker 7: legs with a little butter dish for dipping. You gotta

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Speaker 6: How do you warm up the butter?

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Speaker 1: You just need to learn how to drive with your knee.

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Speaker 7: What else besides food is distracting us behind the wheel?

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Speaker 7: Eighty six percent of drivers admit to being distracted by

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Speaker 7: technology on the road, usually their phones. But they're all

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Speaker 7: probably listening to our podcast, so I give them a pet. Meanwhile,

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Speaker 7: twenty seven percent of drivers admit to working on their

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Speaker 7: appearance while driving, meaning changing clothes, putting on makeup, shaving,

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Speaker 7: or painting their nails.

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Speaker 1: I've never done that one. I have done the shaving before.

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Speaker 7: And with gen Z drivers that number jumps up to

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Speaker 7: fifty percent. Wow, we're superficient.

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Speaker 1: You've got a multitask and I always got to change

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Speaker 1: a put makeup on in the car. I try to

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Speaker 1: do the most, Like at the stoplight, Yeah, yeah, say.

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Speaker 9: You're a hero for that.

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Speaker 1: Like the mass era you have to wait until you're

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Speaker 4: Yeah, But like the eyebrows I could do while driving.

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Speaker 7: You know, but here's a new distraction that's becoming bigger,

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Speaker 7: creating content while driving. Seventy people do that all the time.

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Speaker 15: Hey, nobody got.

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Speaker 1: I always questioned if I would know it immediately?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, and realized your car was missing?

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Speaker 6: Hold on, let's get the beer bong to try five.

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Speaker 5: We're pretty sure the blue ones.

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Speaker 1: I don't feel anything, I know, but the teacher is

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Speaker 14: Lad.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, this next laser story is out of Social Central.

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Speaker 7: YouTube just turned twenty years old the other day.

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Speaker 13: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Crazy, So it's hard to imagine the world without it.

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Speaker 7: the top most viewed music videos on YouTube right now.

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Speaker 7: That's number six, Uptown Funk with Mark Ronson featuring Bruno Mars.

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Speaker 1: Oh, such a good song.

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Speaker 7: Came out in twenty fourteen, has five and a half

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Speaker 7: Number five Gognum Style Number five. That number five Size

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Speaker 1: I feel like we need some Gognum Style energy in

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Speaker 7: Number four Shape of You by Ed Sheeran. That twenty

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Speaker 6: Are these all like mid tempo song bill?

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Speaker 7: Not all of them? Number three is See You again.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, that's a really good one.

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Speaker 7: Oh no, boys, put your right to sleep.

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Speaker 1: I don't want me to hold anyone.

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Speaker 6: We Miss You.

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Speaker 7: six point six billion. Number two, no surprise, Desposito Mosito. Yeah,

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Speaker 8: On my idiot?

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Speaker 7: The number one? I'm not even gonna play it so

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Speaker 7: It's fifteen billion.

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Speaker 1: Is a music I don't count. I shouldn't even count.

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Speaker 7: It's got thet dancing Sharks in it.

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Speaker 1: I I've never wanted to violence. Before violence, I never

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Speaker 7: But oh my god, it's crazy because Baby Shark has

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Speaker 6: Crazyeah, it's because all the babies, because all these kids.

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Speaker 9: Yes, that's where he just hit triple digits, just like.

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Speaker 7: His sandal counts. And that sound means Laser Stories has

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Speaker 7: come to an end of the day. We're gonna do

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Speaker 7: it same time on.

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Speaker 13: Wednesday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 7: Some things will always be true. The sun will always

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Speaker 7: rise in the east. Ice cream will always melt faster

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Speaker 7: when you're sad. American women always fall for a sexy

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Speaker 7: we heard one American woman who left us a very,

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Speaker 7: very thirsty message over the weekend. If someone needed a

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Speaker 7: is this for. We're gonna find out when you hear

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Speaker 7: all of that and more in a brand new Loser line.

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Speaker 7: It's coming up right after this.

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Speaker 13: I what's up?

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Speaker 8: Would you wait a minute?

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Speaker 10: Is this the right number?

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Speaker 13: It's a Loser line, Come on.

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Speaker 7: Just call me back if you haven't heard the Loser

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Speaker 7: line before. It works like this. Let's say someone approaches

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Speaker 7: pickup line on you excuse me, miss, Do you have

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Speaker 7: a map? Because I just got lost in your Instagram

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Speaker 7: from twenty seventeen noise Yeah, ok, Google maps, Yeah, whatever

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Speaker 7: you do? Was this the urge to hawk Alugi and

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Speaker 7: his IPA Instead tell him his Dandriff covered Polo T

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Speaker 7: Voicemails like this one next message, Oh.

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Speaker 1: I got Hi.

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Speaker 16: I am just leaving this message because I had a

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Speaker 16: very good time with you last night at karaoke and

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Speaker 16: I am.

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Speaker 14: Fully in love with your act and I'm so bad.

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Speaker 16: I just had this because it's just very it's very dreamy.

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Speaker 16: And I'm sure you, like every American girl probably said that,

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Speaker 16: Just feel like I could. I just really feel like

451
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Speaker 16: I could do that and live there and I don't

452
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Speaker 16: think that like the snakes and the giant spiders, I

453
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Speaker 16: think that would be a problem for me. But you,

454
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Speaker 16: if you would be there to protect me, then I

455
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Speaker 16: could definitely do it.

456
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Speaker 18: So again, this is the stay and call me when

457
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Speaker 18: you get this by a lot.

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Speaker 7: Okay, So to recap, drunk American girl meets hot Australian

459
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Speaker 7: guy and karaoke offers to live with him in his

460
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Speaker 7: home country.

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Speaker 1: I see nothing wrong with it. Does this happen to

462
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Speaker 1: reverse Jeff or Jose Have you guys ever gone to

463
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Speaker 1: another country and they're like, oh your American accents?

464
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Speaker 2: No, take me home.

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Speaker 7: I'm a man of many accents. Y just blends in.

466
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Speaker 7: But yeah, I'm still saying, yeah.

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Speaker 19: Hey, Courtney. So I know we were talking about like

468
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Speaker 19: space and aliens.

469
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Speaker 14: The other night, and it's kind of funny that it.

470
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Speaker 19: Came up because, uh my, my kid has a science

471
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Speaker 19: project and he really needs somebody to be a giant

472
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Speaker 19: saturn with like a ring around them.

473
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Speaker 14: So like we have this outfit and.

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Speaker 19: He made it.

475
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Speaker 14: It's actually pretty cool. So like if you.

476
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Speaker 19: Don't mind, like maybe you could come over for a

477
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Speaker 19: bit and like we could fit you.

478
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Speaker 14: Like I would totally do it myself. But I got

479
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Speaker 14: like a company softball.

480
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Speaker 19: Game that day, and it's super important that I'm in.

481
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Speaker 14: It because we're trying.

482
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Speaker 19: To make the playoffs, you know, So if you're cool

483
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Speaker 19: with it, I can like float you twenty up and

484
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:04,080
Speaker 19: we'll like just paint your face real quick, just just

485
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Speaker 19: nothing too crazy, like a purply orange just you know,

486
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Speaker 19: max to the planet. Anyway, it's next Tuesday. You just

487
00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:13,639
Speaker 19: seem like that kind of type of good person, Like

488
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Speaker 19: you wouldn't bail on a kid, right, Oh, you would.

489
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Speaker 7: Bail a kid while I bail on him to go

490
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Speaker 7: play company software exactly.

491
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Speaker 1: The priorities job. Yeah, I mean the kid will understand.

492
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Speaker 7: Yeah, playoff guy, you can bring home that giant trophy.

493
00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:30,159
Speaker 7: It's gonna be all worth it.

494
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Speaker 1: You get a giant trophy for adult softball.

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Speaker 6: I mean it's a small trophy, bunch of.

496
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Speaker 7: Hey, this is done.

497
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Speaker 20: The guy you gave your number two at the bar

498
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Speaker 20: last night, and uh, look, I just need to be

499
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Speaker 20: honest about this. So, uh, I didn't really get it

500
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Speaker 20: for me because the thing is, I have a twin

501
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Speaker 20: brother and he was at the bar too.

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Speaker 10: He's a more introvert between us. So sometimes I'll wing

503
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Speaker 10: man for him, and uh yeah, so last night he

504
00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:04,680
Speaker 10: saw you and he asked me to talk to you

505
00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:06,920
Speaker 10: for him, So.

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Speaker 14: That was the switch.

507
00:25:11,359 --> 00:25:14,840
Speaker 10: But oh, the positive thing is we look exactly alike.

508
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Speaker 20: So if you were attracted to me, then you'll probably

509
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Speaker 20: be attracted to him too.

510
00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:21,960
Speaker 10: But seriously, he does have a.

511
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Speaker 20: Better job than me, and him and I are living

512
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Speaker 20: together at the moment, so if you do decide to

513
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Speaker 20: go out with him, we might just see each other and.

514
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Speaker 8: A player.

515
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Speaker 10: That's not too awkward.

516
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Speaker 14: But anyway, you should give.

517
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Speaker 8: Him a shot.

518
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Speaker 7: He's a he's a really cool guy. Thanks, dude.

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Speaker 1: Man, Yeah, why wouldn't the brother be calling? Is this

520
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Speaker 1: a thing?

521
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Speaker 13: Twins?

522
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Speaker 1: Do you have twin?

523
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Speaker 4: Are they identical? You can tell him apart.

524
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Speaker 7: You guys don't think there was like some underlying tones

525
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Speaker 7: of double teaming in there, right, Jo, I'm just asking,

526
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Speaker 7: I'm asking it.

527
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Speaker 1: That's your twin dream?

528
00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:06,199
Speaker 6: What if she just dates both of them?

529
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Speaker 5: Then one's got a good job, the other's a good talker. Together,

530
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Speaker 5: you're the perfect one. Yeah, waiting at home to watch it.

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Speaker 7: It's the perfect relationship.

532
00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:18,280
Speaker 6: It is a threesome.

533
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Speaker 10: Sometimes it just works. Hi, my name is Ron Green.

534
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Speaker 10: I was told to call this number at this time

535
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Speaker 10: so I could give my.

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Speaker 21: Audition to be the automated phone voice for the County

537
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Speaker 21: Corn Council.

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Speaker 10: I'm very interested in the position.

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Speaker 21: I don't know like if I'm supposed to speak to

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Speaker 21: anybody directly or just like leave a message.

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Speaker 10: I'll just give a quick sample. So thank you for

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Speaker 10: calling the County Corn Council. Where corn is our passion.

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Speaker 10: To report a corn related emergency, Press one for pharm tours.

544
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:13,520
Speaker 10: Press two to learn more about our annual Corn festival.

545
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Speaker 10: Press three to speak with a certified Corn representative. Please

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Speaker 10: press four. Thank you, and I have a corntastic day.

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Speaker 13: Yeah.

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Speaker 10: Sorry, I've never set like a script or anything, so

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Speaker 10: I just kind of like freewheeled it. I feel like

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Speaker 10: I want, well, I would be.

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Speaker 6: So many options when you call a corn.

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00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:39,919
Speaker 7: I didn't know that.

553
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Speaker 1: There's corn emergencies that.

554
00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:44,679
Speaker 7: People need to take care apparently.

555
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Speaker 1: I mean, it's so said he didn't get the job

556
00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:47,720
Speaker 1: because he called us instead.

557
00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:50,080
Speaker 7: I know if he hears this, I want him to

558
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Speaker 7: be the imaging on our show for the second Date updates.

559
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:55,159
Speaker 7: I want that guy's voice at the start of every.

560
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Speaker 1: Single second updates to be Corn tasted absolutely that thing.

561
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Speaker 7: Will never be high. And you can listen to Loser

562
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:03,680
Speaker 7: Line regularly at this time every week. Plus make sure

563
00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:05,879
Speaker 7: you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok page. We

564
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:07,040
Speaker 7: got a phone tap coming.

565
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:09,719
Speaker 13: Up right after this, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

566
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Speaker 7: I bet you guys didn't know this. It's Brook and

567
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Speaker 7: Jeffrey in the Morning. But hiring clowns. Yeah, still a thing. Yeah,

568
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Speaker 7: look at that.

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Speaker 13: Brook.

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Speaker 7: Your family's proud lineage is being carried on by a

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Speaker 7: chosen few.

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Speaker 1: How do you think that we can afford clown college

573
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Speaker 1: for the young?

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Speaker 7: It's amazing?

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Speaker 14: Got it?

576
00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:29,680
Speaker 7: So when we get a request to mess with a

577
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Speaker 7: guy who works as a professional party clown named Funsie,

578
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:38,080
Speaker 7: we said yes please, and we booked him for the

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Speaker 7: most uncomfortable get together possible. In your phone tap right now, Hi.

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Speaker 12: I was given this number from entertainment. Are you James

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Speaker 12: the clown guy?

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Speaker 14: Oh?

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Speaker 2: My god, Funsie the party clown? Is it is that you?

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00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:04,280
Speaker 14: Yeah? I'm sorry? Who is this?

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Speaker 2: My name's Betty.

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Speaker 7: Betty.

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Speaker 2: Would not oh, I hired you to work an event

588
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Speaker 2: this Saturday.

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Speaker 14: Okay, they shouldn't have given you my direct phone number though, oh.

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Speaker 12: Sorry, sorry about that, but I just didn't want you

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Speaker 12: to be surprised when you showed up to the address.

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Speaker 12: Provided I underdn't mean you're going to be my plus

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Speaker 12: one to a funeral?

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Speaker 14: Wait, a funeral?

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Speaker 2: Yes see, my boss really old. Don't worry about it.

596
00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:34,880
Speaker 2: But he just passed away.

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Speaker 1: What everybody loved him. That's kind of the problem because

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Speaker 1: there's probably gonna be a lot of crying. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: So I need somebody to come in and help lighten

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Speaker 1: the mood.

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Speaker 14: You want to bring a clown as a guest to

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Speaker 14: your boss's what burial?

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Speaker 2: The way you say it, it's making it sound weird.

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Speaker 14: That's because it's weird.

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Speaker 9: It is weird.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, you don't understand.

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Speaker 1: You see me and this one coworker, we have a

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Speaker 1: bet where I get a hundred bucks if no one

609
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Speaker 1: cries at the funeral service. And I read on the

610
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Speaker 1: website that you do all sorts of stuff like the

611
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Speaker 1: unicycle tricks.

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Speaker 2: Balloon animals.

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Speaker 12: Oh my god, if you do those, there is no

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Speaker 12: way people are gonna cry.

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Speaker 14: You're not serious?

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Speaker 12: Are you one hundred percent serious? Okay, there's one hundred

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Speaker 12: dollars on the line.

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Speaker 6: Are you kidding me.

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Speaker 14: I can't lose that, but I okay, so, but I

620
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Speaker 14: cost eighty dollars an hour, Okay.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, whatever.

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Speaker 12: To be honest, it's not really about the money. It's

623
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Speaker 12: just I love winning.

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Speaker 14: I don't understand, and I'm just assuming the family probably

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Speaker 14: has no idea if this is happening. That's that's what

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Speaker 14: it sounds like.

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Speaker 12: Well, they will know when you try to climb into

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Speaker 12: the coffin with my boss.

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Speaker 7: That funny?

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Speaker 14: How is that funny? How is that money? Climbing into

631
00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:02,560
Speaker 14: the coffin with the dead guy?

632
00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:06,120
Speaker 2: You're not actually gonna get in? Okay, just take one

633
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:09,000
Speaker 2: of those little tiny step ladders. Oh my god, those

634
00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:10,320
Speaker 2: are hilarious.

635
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Speaker 14: Do you actually know what hilarious means? This is the opposite.

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Speaker 2: Picture it, Picture it, Lizzen.

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Speaker 12: You're not thinking right, okay, because you're gonna be standing

638
00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:21,600
Speaker 12: on top of the little tiny ladder like looking down

639
00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:24,720
Speaker 12: at the body and making one of those sleepy gesture

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Speaker 12: faces back to the congregation.

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Speaker 14: How is that funny? You're completely messed up.

642
00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:35,000
Speaker 2: Come on, I already paid for your services.

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Speaker 14: I don't care. Honestly, you need to call company and

644
00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:40,480
Speaker 14: tell them this was a funeral.

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Speaker 12: Hold on now, hold on, where's the fun silly energy

646
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Speaker 12: they described on the website?

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Speaker 2: You awfully serious for a clown.

648
00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:54,080
Speaker 14: You're trying to hire me to go to a funeral.

649
00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:56,680
Speaker 2: Does somebody need to squirt themselves in the face with

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Speaker 2: a flower?

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Speaker 14: Oh?

652
00:31:58,160 --> 00:31:58,520
Speaker 1: Got me?

653
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Speaker 9: You go?

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Speaker 6: Oh my god, that's actually a great idea.

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Speaker 2: What if you use some of the flowers from the funeral?

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Speaker 14: And lady what? I don't know what makes you think

657
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:12,120
Speaker 14: like that would ever be okay to do? I'm not

658
00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:14,960
Speaker 14: doing it. Don't get anybody else to do it. That's

659
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Speaker 14: not okay?

660
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:17,400
Speaker 2: Fine, fine, we could tone it down.

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Speaker 14: No, I'm not doing any tricks. Come on, I'm not

662
00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:23,320
Speaker 14: showing up to your boss's funeral. This is not a thing.

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Speaker 12: How about you just do the never ending handkerchief right

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Speaker 12: out of my boss's mouth?

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Speaker 9: Whatever end?

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00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:33,080
Speaker 14: You're actually crazy?

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00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:33,960
Speaker 1: Okay?

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00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:34,560
Speaker 6: Got me?

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Speaker 12: I am kind of messed up because I actually work

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Speaker 12: on a radio show and we do prank phone calls

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Speaker 12: like this one.

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Speaker 1: What I'm saying this is actually Brooke from the show

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Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning, and your friend Mitchell

674
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Speaker 1: set you up for a phone tap. It's a joke.

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Speaker 2: It's all a prank.

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Speaker 1: This part.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, yes, I'm actually joking.

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Speaker 7: Oh my god, your buddy, as you both work.

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Speaker 1: As entertainers of this party company and he wanted to

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Speaker 1: mess with you.

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Speaker 14: Hilarious when it's a joke, Oh my god.

682
00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:08,280
Speaker 2: Yeah.

683
00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:10,920
Speaker 1: Or you need to tap into a market you didn't even.

684
00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:12,320
Speaker 2: Realize was available to clowns.

685
00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:14,320
Speaker 1: I make funzies getting a promotion.

686
00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:17,560
Speaker 14: I better get a promotion.

687
00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:22,680
Speaker 13: Wake Up. Every morning was funk tap weekday mornings on

688
00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:26,120
Speaker 13: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

689
00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:31,240
Speaker 7: The great thing about dating rock stars is their famously

690
00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:39,560
Speaker 7: low drama. What is particularly drummers Tommy Lee, Travis Barker,

691
00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:46,640
Speaker 7: Animal from the Muppets notoriously stable, even Keel Dude here.

692
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:48,320
Speaker 1: You seeing me? Animal is a walking red flag.

693
00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:51,160
Speaker 7: Jack Well, that's why we were shocked when we heard

694
00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:53,520
Speaker 7: a local musician was on a first hangout with a

695
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:59,520
Speaker 7: lady and a tense situation went down involving an unexpected visitor.

696
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:03,120
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm laughing because we were playing a guitar

697
00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:04,680
Speaker 1: solo and talking about drummers.

698
00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:08,560
Speaker 7: Yeah, we didn't have a lot of drum system so

699
00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:12,000
Speaker 7: what we worked with, but this guy needs our help.

700
00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:14,520
Speaker 7: You're gonna hear in a brand new second date update

701
00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:19,920
Speaker 7: right after this second date updated. Who is the worst

702
00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:22,880
Speaker 7: person that could randomly show up and surprise you on

703
00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:24,720
Speaker 7: your date? Your dad?

704
00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:26,680
Speaker 6: I love it if my dad showed up.

705
00:34:27,160 --> 00:34:31,399
Speaker 1: Everybody loves my dad too. Yeah, it would suck because

706
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:32,279
Speaker 1: my date would be like, who.

707
00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:33,200
Speaker 6: Hang up with whom?

708
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:37,439
Speaker 7: Ye happens a lot. Maybe your grandma because she made

709
00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:40,440
Speaker 7: you a ham sandwich so you'd have enough energy to

710
00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:41,839
Speaker 7: last the entire night.

711
00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:44,799
Speaker 1: Okay, you're so cute?

712
00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:46,040
Speaker 13: Is really old?

713
00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:51,640
Speaker 6: I don't think she knows which grandchild I am anymore, Charlie.

714
00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:54,840
Speaker 7: Apparently it got a little awkward for our listener, Jack,

715
00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:58,960
Speaker 7: because he says somebody from his past kind of crashed

716
00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:02,160
Speaker 7: his date the other night. And Jack, I've not read

717
00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:05,440
Speaker 7: your email yet, so I'm just gonna assume it was

718
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:08,160
Speaker 7: your third grade teacher who gave you a C in handwriting.

719
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:08,520
Speaker 14: Ms.

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Speaker 7: Mccrowsky.

721
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:11,920
Speaker 8: No, it's even worse than that.

722
00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:17,520
Speaker 1: Wow that Yeah.

723
00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:17,480
Speaker 8: My ax showed up to.

724
00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:19,799
Speaker 13: Wait?

725
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:22,520
Speaker 1: Is it one of those drama things where it's an

726
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:24,480
Speaker 1: ex who's been following you around and can't get over

727
00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:28,560
Speaker 1: you and then just causes all sorts of business. Is

728
00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:29,000
Speaker 1: that it?

729
00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:33,120
Speaker 8: Well, it hasn't really happened before, but it isn't starting

730
00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:34,840
Speaker 8: to kind of feel that way after that.

731
00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:39,920
Speaker 6: Okay, well it was natural, like it just happened kind

732
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:40,160
Speaker 6: of thing.

733
00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:42,000
Speaker 1: I guess we have to hear the story, tell us

734
00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:42,480
Speaker 1: how it went.

735
00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:46,040
Speaker 8: So I'm a I'm a musician. I played drums in

736
00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:46,560
Speaker 8: the band.

737
00:35:47,239 --> 00:35:49,480
Speaker 7: Wow. Does that have anything to do with the story

738
00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:51,000
Speaker 7: or is that just the flex you wanted to tell

739
00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:51,480
Speaker 7: us out there?

740
00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:52,440
Speaker 1: I mean it's a good flex.

741
00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:55,560
Speaker 7: Yeah, Okay, what's the setup? Okay, okay, it has to

742
00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:56,080
Speaker 7: do with the story.

743
00:35:56,239 --> 00:35:57,759
Speaker 1: Okay, So where did you meet the girl that you

744
00:35:57,760 --> 00:35:59,160
Speaker 1: were going to go out with? Not your ex?

745
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:03,560
Speaker 8: So we've actually been talking through Instagram and I've been

746
00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:07,239
Speaker 8: chatting with her and seemed like things were starting to

747
00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:10,840
Speaker 8: feel like there was some chemistry there. So I invited

748
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:13,240
Speaker 8: her to the show so she can come watch me play.

749
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:16,480
Speaker 6: Yeah.

750
00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:18,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, I love having a comedy show because girls are like,

751
00:36:18,719 --> 00:36:19,200
Speaker 5: can I come?

752
00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:20,919
Speaker 6: I think it's not sold out?

753
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:27,600
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's why I invited miss mccrofsky to my concert. Beside, Yeah,

754
00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:29,640
Speaker 7: so that she boosts up that hintwriting grade.

755
00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:35,520
Speaker 1: But it got weird, great handwriting, it worked.

756
00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:37,000
Speaker 6: You're flexing on the wrong women.

757
00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:39,080
Speaker 11: I know.

758
00:36:39,239 --> 00:36:41,360
Speaker 7: Sorry, Jack, tell us how it went with you and

759
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:42,040
Speaker 7: your concert.

760
00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:45,520
Speaker 8: Well, so before the show started, I was chatting with

761
00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:48,320
Speaker 8: this girl. Her name is Andrea. We were having a

762
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:51,359
Speaker 8: good time, and right before the gig starts and I'm

763
00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:54,200
Speaker 8: about to go up on stage, my ex walks in.

764
00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:57,280
Speaker 1: This makes more sense though, because it's like a public

765
00:36:57,360 --> 00:36:59,560
Speaker 1: venue you're obviously going to be playing. I thought she

766
00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:01,279
Speaker 1: was gonna be like crashing your dinner day.

767
00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:02,439
Speaker 8: Yeah, like she.

768
00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:04,200
Speaker 6: Didn't know you were going to be there. She knows

769
00:37:04,239 --> 00:37:06,560
Speaker 6: you're in a band. Yeah, she's doing this on purpose.

770
00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:09,799
Speaker 7: Your band's probably like advertising it on social media, so

771
00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:10,600
Speaker 7: it's everywhere.

772
00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:12,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, how long ago did you guys break up?

773
00:37:13,080 --> 00:37:15,000
Speaker 8: Well, it's been like a year or so.

774
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:19,239
Speaker 6: So wow, it's like new and old.

775
00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:21,799
Speaker 1: So you're shocked to see her then?

776
00:37:22,239 --> 00:37:25,959
Speaker 8: Yeah, I've like seen her around, but I hadn't really

777
00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:28,719
Speaker 8: like seen her face to face or anything. And the

778
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:32,360
Speaker 8: biggest problem was she was wearing the jersey that she

779
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:34,040
Speaker 8: stole from me when we broke up.

780
00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:39,040
Speaker 4: Oh okay, this girl's friends need to get her other plans.

781
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:40,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, like what is she doing?

782
00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:43,880
Speaker 7: Well, clearly I think she knows exactly that she's trying

783
00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:46,359
Speaker 7: to do her at least and yeah, clearly he's she's

784
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:47,520
Speaker 7: getting into your head. Dude.

785
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:50,000
Speaker 1: Wait, we're not doing this second date because we're calling

786
00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:50,839
Speaker 1: your ex, are we?

787
00:37:51,719 --> 00:37:55,319
Speaker 7: Oh no, no, okay, because I was about to feel

788
00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:56,960
Speaker 7: really bad about talking so much trash.

789
00:37:56,760 --> 00:37:58,520
Speaker 1: About Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

790
00:37:58,719 --> 00:38:01,040
Speaker 8: Okay, Well, so the end of the day, like we

791
00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:04,160
Speaker 8: got to hang out after the said me and the

792
00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:06,480
Speaker 8: girl I've been talking with While I'm trying to talk

793
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:07,400
Speaker 8: to you guys about.

794
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:09,520
Speaker 1: Andrea Andrea that you met on Instagram.

795
00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:10,719
Speaker 6: I thought it was Andrea.

796
00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:10,960
Speaker 8: Ya.

797
00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:14,200
Speaker 6: It was classy and I remembered it.

798
00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:16,000
Speaker 8: No, no, Andrea.

799
00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:20,239
Speaker 1: All right, Oh so that is wrong. He's drum so

800
00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:21,600
Speaker 1: hearing a little bit.

801
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:23,319
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah I can.

802
00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:27,239
Speaker 7: There's three beats to it.

803
00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:32,080
Speaker 1: So yeah, okay, okay, so you did get someone on

804
00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:32,919
Speaker 1: one time with her?

805
00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:36,080
Speaker 8: Yeah, before the show we were chatting a little bit,

806
00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:38,239
Speaker 8: but then afterwards we were going to have our meet

807
00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:40,520
Speaker 8: and greet where you know, we just have some fans

808
00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:43,399
Speaker 8: come around. I spent about fifteen minutes. It took way

809
00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:46,440
Speaker 8: longer than I'm meant for it to and she ended

810
00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:47,680
Speaker 8: up telling me she needed a bounce.

811
00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:48,960
Speaker 16: Yeah.

812
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:50,960
Speaker 4: I have fun on a date like that.

813
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:54,600
Speaker 6: No, it's not fun. I have my experience, the girls

814
00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:56,000
Speaker 6: do not like to wait around for you.

815
00:38:56,080 --> 00:38:58,040
Speaker 1: But it's not only that you start to feel lame,

816
00:38:58,440 --> 00:39:00,560
Speaker 1: like you start to feel like, what am I doing?

817
00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:02,800
Speaker 1: Why am I by myself while this guy is talking

818
00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:05,160
Speaker 1: to everybody else? I feel really pathetic right now.

819
00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:07,920
Speaker 8: Yeah, and I mean it just continue to get worse.

820
00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:10,279
Speaker 8: During the meet and greet, I had to introduce my

821
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:11,400
Speaker 8: ex to Andrea.

822
00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:16,800
Speaker 1: Wait did you introduce her as your ex?

823
00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:19,960
Speaker 8: Well? No, but it just sort of came up because

824
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:23,480
Speaker 8: they were talking, and it just became a thing where

825
00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:26,640
Speaker 8: I was trying to pull her away and my ex

826
00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:30,960
Speaker 8: was sort of being a toxic you know, sort of seeing.

827
00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:34,880
Speaker 1: That I bet your ex just ruined your chances. I

828
00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:37,600
Speaker 1: mean told her something about you that true or not.

829
00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:40,439
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, I mean I didn't see them talking a lot,

830
00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:42,319
Speaker 8: but when I did see them talking, I just try

831
00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:45,680
Speaker 8: to rush over and pull her away, and then before you.

832
00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:48,319
Speaker 5: Know it, it's like, oh, do you guys know each other?

833
00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:51,440
Speaker 8: And I'm not trying to lie on.

834
00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:55,279
Speaker 7: The day, But at no point after the show, you

835
00:39:55,320 --> 00:39:58,359
Speaker 7: were never able to get alone time with Andrea and

836
00:39:58,480 --> 00:39:59,200
Speaker 7: just connect with her.

837
00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:01,160
Speaker 1: Andrea not more than that.

838
00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:03,600
Speaker 8: For her because she was like, I just gotta go,

839
00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:06,359
Speaker 8: and she just bounced. And then on top of that

840
00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:10,200
Speaker 8: all like just a cherry on top. Then my ex

841
00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:13,120
Speaker 8: comes back over and offers to give me my jersey back,

842
00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:15,839
Speaker 8: and it's bragging about how that's all she's ware.

843
00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:20,920
Speaker 5: Oh wow, I'm really trying to get back.

844
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:22,759
Speaker 6: Or she's just trying to mess with you.

845
00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:25,000
Speaker 1: Do we have to ask did you take the jersey back?

846
00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:26,239
Speaker 1: Did you hook up with her that night?

847
00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:30,440
Speaker 8: I did not?

848
00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:35,279
Speaker 7: No, not that night. No, that's good, I'm on over. Good.

849
00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:38,239
Speaker 7: That's a thing. Well, let's make this phone call and

850
00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:41,440
Speaker 7: we'll reassure Andaria that she is one hundred percent.

851
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:43,839
Speaker 2: How do you say it different every single time?

852
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:46,440
Speaker 7: What I'm saying, what he says, Andrea almost.

853
00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:47,240
Speaker 6: Called her diarrhea.

854
00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:50,040
Speaker 7: Whatever, We'll call this lady and we'll try and get

855
00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:54,080
Speaker 7: you your second date update right after this second date update.

856
00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:58,160
Speaker 7: You're just joining us our listener. Jack was on a

857
00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:02,560
Speaker 7: first date that just have going from bad to worse

858
00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:07,719
Speaker 7: to Florida bad as it could get. First, his ex

859
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:10,920
Speaker 7: girlfriend randomly shows up to the concert where his band

860
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:15,120
Speaker 7: was performing. She was wearing his jersey, which she stole

861
00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:19,279
Speaker 7: after their breakup and ended up speaking to his date,

862
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:22,759
Speaker 7: and who knows what she said to her during that interaction.

863
00:41:23,239 --> 00:41:26,000
Speaker 1: I know it was a short interaction, but I bet

864
00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:27,160
Speaker 1: she got some damage.

865
00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:28,480
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, yeah.

866
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:31,399
Speaker 7: You know, because it's definitely not a good sign that

867
00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:34,319
Speaker 7: Andrea decided to duck out early for the night.

868
00:41:34,719 --> 00:41:37,280
Speaker 1: I am so glad you practiced her name eighty times

869
00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:37,960
Speaker 1: before we win it.

870
00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:39,160
Speaker 7: I wrote it out phonetically.

871
00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:40,239
Speaker 1: That's good.

872
00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:42,120
Speaker 7: Yeah, so make sure I got it right. But Jack,

873
00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:44,680
Speaker 7: you just want to redo, like a start over on

874
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:45,600
Speaker 7: your date, right.

875
00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:48,799
Speaker 8: Yeah, and not at a concert. We're gonna go get

876
00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:51,720
Speaker 8: drinks or do something a little bit more normal.

877
00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:52,120
Speaker 1: Ye.

878
00:41:52,239 --> 00:41:56,239
Speaker 7: Yes, at the bar where your ex bar tend, show

879
00:41:56,320 --> 00:41:57,239
Speaker 7: up where she works.

880
00:41:57,360 --> 00:41:58,680
Speaker 4: Definitely start bartending that night.

881
00:41:58,800 --> 00:41:59,800
Speaker 7: Yeah.

882
00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:02,080
Speaker 1: I mean that's what sucks is you were trying to

883
00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:04,640
Speaker 1: kind of not show off, but like show her something

884
00:42:04,640 --> 00:42:07,320
Speaker 1: you're really interested in, and then it totally backfired.

885
00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:07,600
Speaker 21: Yeah.

886
00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:10,240
Speaker 8: Yeah, I just felt like a Murphy's Law night. Everything

887
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:12,319
Speaker 8: went wrong one.

888
00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:16,239
Speaker 7: Well, everybody hits rock bottom at some point, and for

889
00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:18,080
Speaker 7: a lot of people, that's when you're on this show.

890
00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:22,040
Speaker 7: So only places up from here. Let's give Andrea call

891
00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:23,719
Speaker 7: and see if she picks up you ready.

892
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:24,799
Speaker 8: Yeah, let's give it a go out.

893
00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:37,680
Speaker 22: Okay, Hello, Hi is this Andrea?

894
00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:42,319
Speaker 7: Yeah, Hey, you're on the radio right now with a

895
00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:44,240
Speaker 7: show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

896
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:45,320
Speaker 6: Hello.

897
00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:50,479
Speaker 1: Why why I like it? Are you right to the point?

898
00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:52,239
Speaker 7: You sound a little scared, But you don't have to

899
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:54,720
Speaker 7: be because this is a segment. It's like a friendly

900
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:57,239
Speaker 7: thing we do call the Second Date Update, and we're

901
00:42:57,239 --> 00:42:59,400
Speaker 7: trying to help one of our listeners get back in

902
00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:01,239
Speaker 7: touch with you after you went out the other night.

903
00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:07,279
Speaker 17: Okay, but if I'm not answering, why would I want

904
00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:08,000
Speaker 17: to talk to them now?

905
00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:08,480
Speaker 22: Oh?

906
00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:11,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, you may not want to. I think it's more

907
00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:13,760
Speaker 1: that we're trying to figure it out why.

908
00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:16,120
Speaker 7: Because the guy is really confused after your hangout. His

909
00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:20,680
Speaker 7: name's Jack. You went to his concert? Well, and I

910
00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:26,200
Speaker 7: guess con confused doesn't necessarily the right word. I think

911
00:43:26,239 --> 00:43:28,920
Speaker 7: he knows the night didn't go perfectly.

912
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:31,240
Speaker 14: Well, yeah, no, it was super awkward.

913
00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:37,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'd love to hear. I mean, your side of it, right, And.

914
00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:39,800
Speaker 17: I don't really know why I tell you that it

915
00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:41,920
Speaker 17: seems okay.

916
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:45,439
Speaker 7: Well, here's what we know from Jack. He says that

917
00:43:45,560 --> 00:43:48,239
Speaker 7: you were supposed to go to his concert. His ex

918
00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:52,760
Speaker 7: girlfriend randomly showed up uninvited and basically caused a scene.

919
00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:55,960
Speaker 1: Not a scene, I mean she introduced herself.

920
00:43:55,560 --> 00:43:57,759
Speaker 7: And that's a scene for a guy.

921
00:43:58,120 --> 00:44:01,160
Speaker 1: I mean it was definitely a full moment for him

922
00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:03,719
Speaker 1: and like super regrettable. He wishes that he would have

923
00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:05,799
Speaker 1: done something totally different for your first date.

924
00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:08,200
Speaker 17: I mean, I don't know it was I was really

925
00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:11,160
Speaker 17: excited to see his band and see him play, and

926
00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:14,960
Speaker 17: it just seemed like it got more awkward as the

927
00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:17,319
Speaker 17: night went on. Like I don't know he he just

928
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:19,920
Speaker 17: seemed really sketched out by the whole thing, but also

929
00:44:20,239 --> 00:44:24,719
Speaker 17: kind of still polite to her. It was very strange polite.

930
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:26,719
Speaker 1: I mean, wouldn't he have to be polite? What do

931
00:44:26,719 --> 00:44:27,319
Speaker 1: you want him to be?

932
00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:29,480
Speaker 4: You don't want to see a man yelling at his ex.

933
00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:31,399
Speaker 22: Women.

934
00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:34,359
Speaker 7: And I mean he is working at the same time too,

935
00:44:34,480 --> 00:44:36,360
Speaker 7: Like he has to put on a good face to

936
00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:36,879
Speaker 7: do the show.

937
00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:39,239
Speaker 6: He's a rock star. I don't know how polite. It's

938
00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:40,360
Speaker 6: like he could spit on someone and.

939
00:44:40,480 --> 00:44:45,400
Speaker 17: Be like thank you, What do you mean, Oh he

940
00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:46,120
Speaker 17: was flirting?

941
00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:47,920
Speaker 6: What flirting?

942
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:50,720
Speaker 1: Wait, flirting with you his ex?

943
00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:55,160
Speaker 17: Yes, Like he introduced me to her and like it

944
00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:59,120
Speaker 17: seemed like their vibe was still very slurty.

945
00:44:59,160 --> 00:45:02,319
Speaker 1: Really, are you sure, I mean, okay, I don't think

946
00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:04,719
Speaker 1: that you were overreacting, But is there anyway maybe you

947
00:45:04,760 --> 00:45:07,360
Speaker 1: were being a little sensitive just because of the situation,

948
00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:08,800
Speaker 1: which would be understandable.

949
00:45:09,360 --> 00:45:11,920
Speaker 17: I mean maybe, but I don't think so. Like she

950
00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:16,719
Speaker 17: cornered me in the bathroom and she's like talking about

951
00:45:16,719 --> 00:45:17,320
Speaker 17: how he's.

952
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:18,200
Speaker 14: Still in love with her.

953
00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:23,560
Speaker 17: He's wearing his jersey and talking about how he gave

954
00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:26,040
Speaker 17: this to her at the end of the relationship and

955
00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:29,600
Speaker 17: then still open a door. I don't know, Like I

956
00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:31,319
Speaker 17: didn't really know how to respond to her at all.

957
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:36,160
Speaker 1: I could totally see why you wouldn't want to see

958
00:45:36,239 --> 00:45:38,359
Speaker 1: him again because of the drama she started, but she

959
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:42,160
Speaker 1: sounds unhinged, Like that is definitely not not it.

960
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:45,280
Speaker 17: I mean I was actually thinking that, like maybe she's

961
00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:48,160
Speaker 17: the wacko. You know, she's got this ulterior motive that

962
00:45:48,520 --> 00:45:49,839
Speaker 17: wants to get back with him.

963
00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:51,879
Speaker 14: But this is the worst.

964
00:45:51,520 --> 00:45:53,920
Speaker 17: Part in this whole thing, and really what makes me

965
00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:55,360
Speaker 17: not want to go out with him at all. What

966
00:45:56,400 --> 00:46:00,160
Speaker 17: she was telling me about his nickname for her her

967
00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:01,840
Speaker 17: and how she can't.

968
00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:02,359
Speaker 14: Wait to be his.

969
00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:08,279
Speaker 17: Cockatoo or I don't know, some songbird and he was

970
00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:11,000
Speaker 17: calling me that during our Instagram Like.

971
00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:15,440
Speaker 1: No, it's like his babe.

972
00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:16,959
Speaker 6: Yeah, cool dude.

973
00:46:16,960 --> 00:46:18,480
Speaker 4: It's also just weird to give you a name before

974
00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:19,280
Speaker 4: even meeting you.

975
00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:21,839
Speaker 17: I mean, I thought it was cute because it's a

976
00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:24,960
Speaker 17: songbird and he totally played it off. But he obviously

977
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:26,320
Speaker 17: does that with multiple women.

978
00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:29,640
Speaker 1: That's okay, I mean, but that doesn't mean that he's

979
00:46:29,640 --> 00:46:31,520
Speaker 1: a bad guy. It just means that he's uncreative.

980
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:38,560
Speaker 7: Yeah, before this gets any more awkward, I should just

981
00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:41,400
Speaker 7: tell you this, Andrea, that Jack is listening on the

982
00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:43,759
Speaker 7: other line waiting to talk to you.

983
00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:46,520
Speaker 17: You're joking, right, like he's not really on the phone.

984
00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:49,799
Speaker 7: No, No, that's kind of how this whole thing works. Jack.

985
00:46:49,840 --> 00:46:50,799
Speaker 7: Are you are you there?

986
00:46:51,719 --> 00:46:53,400
Speaker 8: Yeah? Hey, hi, Andrea?

987
00:46:53,760 --> 00:46:57,799
Speaker 17: Oh why would you embarrass me twice? Like that night

988
00:46:57,920 --> 00:47:00,600
Speaker 17: was awkward? And now I'm on the radio talking to

989
00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:03,120
Speaker 17: strangers about you, like this is weird?

990
00:47:04,040 --> 00:47:07,040
Speaker 8: Well, first of all, I wanted to apologize for the

991
00:47:07,040 --> 00:47:09,080
Speaker 8: way that night went, but you wouldn't even answer my

992
00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:11,919
Speaker 8: calls to let me do that, so obviously I'm mad.

993
00:47:12,080 --> 00:47:12,440
Speaker 2: Sorry.

994
00:47:12,560 --> 00:47:15,959
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think they start with the apology Jack instead.

995
00:47:15,640 --> 00:47:19,040
Speaker 8: Of well, that's not Obviously, she just showed up right

996
00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:21,200
Speaker 8: and she's telling you things that aren't true.

997
00:47:21,600 --> 00:47:24,360
Speaker 17: And yeah, but she didn't lie about the nickname. You

998
00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:27,400
Speaker 17: called me that from like our third day of talking

999
00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:30,120
Speaker 17: and made it seem like it was so special to me.

1000
00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:32,160
Speaker 17: That's like major ick man.

1001
00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:35,480
Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean, but out of all of the cockatiles

1002
00:47:35,480 --> 00:47:37,480
Speaker 8: out there, you are my favorite one.

1003
00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:45,320
Speaker 7: Wow, that's got to feel good.

1004
00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:46,839
Speaker 17: I'm not buying it.

1005
00:47:46,880 --> 00:47:50,000
Speaker 1: Sweet. Are you buying that he isn't interested in his exo?

1006
00:47:50,080 --> 00:47:51,799
Speaker 1: Does it that part? Do you buy?

1007
00:47:52,239 --> 00:47:55,040
Speaker 17: I mean, I totally believe she was a psycho because

1008
00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:59,200
Speaker 17: she was giving me crazy eyes honestly, but psychos attracts

1009
00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:02,080
Speaker 17: psycho so it just doesn't give me a good vibe.

1010
00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:05,960
Speaker 8: But look, I was listening when she told you that

1011
00:48:06,320 --> 00:48:08,640
Speaker 8: I gave her that jersey. She stole it from me

1012
00:48:08,680 --> 00:48:10,600
Speaker 8: when she broke up with me. I mean, I'm trying

1013
00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:12,879
Speaker 8: to be polite with her because she's crazy. She's gonna

1014
00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:16,840
Speaker 8: key my car and light it on fire if I'm keep.

1015
00:48:16,680 --> 00:48:20,200
Speaker 17: My car or light it on fire. I don't want

1016
00:48:20,280 --> 00:48:21,160
Speaker 17: to deal with that.

1017
00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:25,960
Speaker 7: I'm sorry to Some people could see it as like

1018
00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:30,080
Speaker 7: Jack is such a great boyfriend that it drove her

1019
00:48:30,120 --> 00:48:34,920
Speaker 7: to madness. With how strong and wonderful the relationship is,

1020
00:48:35,239 --> 00:48:37,840
Speaker 7: she's unwilling to lose it.

1021
00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:41,880
Speaker 1: Okay, But honestly though, like there's psychos don't always attract psychos.

1022
00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:44,440
Speaker 1: Like there's people that want to see the best in

1023
00:48:44,520 --> 00:48:47,640
Speaker 1: others and they run past the red flags. I mean,

1024
00:48:47,680 --> 00:48:50,360
Speaker 1: we've all been in relationships with somebody that was some

1025
00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:51,480
Speaker 1: level of crazy.

1026
00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:54,120
Speaker 7: Right, we're definitely not just talking about ourselves here, right.

1027
00:48:54,360 --> 00:48:56,880
Speaker 1: No, I'm just saying, like, he can't be labeled psycho

1028
00:48:56,960 --> 00:48:59,440
Speaker 1: just because he had a psycho X. That's all I'm saying.

1029
00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:00,480
Speaker 1: I don't think that's fair.

1030
00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:01,359
Speaker 8: Well, thank you.

1031
00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:03,400
Speaker 17: Well he has bad judgment then, because why would he

1032
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:05,200
Speaker 17: go out with her? I think he dated like a

1033
00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:06,440
Speaker 17: year with this girl.

1034
00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:10,120
Speaker 7: Yeah, he's a rock star. He doesn't have time to

1035
00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:11,680
Speaker 7: make great romantic decisions.

1036
00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:13,960
Speaker 4: The good psychos are cycle at first, it's slowly.

1037
00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:16,839
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, it's a slow burn into psychosis.

1038
00:49:16,840 --> 00:49:18,879
Speaker 17: I don't I don't want to go out with him.

1039
00:49:19,239 --> 00:49:21,920
Speaker 7: You didn't even give me a chance to offer a

1040
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:23,520
Speaker 7: free date on us.

1041
00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:26,320
Speaker 17: But well that should tell you that I don't really

1042
00:49:26,360 --> 00:49:26,799
Speaker 17: want to.

1043
00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:28,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're here.

1044
00:49:28,520 --> 00:49:32,080
Speaker 8: I think I got you too, Jack, Yeah, I feel

1045
00:49:32,080 --> 00:49:33,120
Speaker 8: like that's my out. Guys.

1046
00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:37,799
Speaker 1: Maybe you can make like a sad rock drum song

1047
00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:39,759
Speaker 1: out of it, you know, use it as fire for

1048
00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:40,440
Speaker 1: your next kid.

1049
00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:42,279
Speaker 7: Yeah, I need a second solo.

1050
00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:45,919
Speaker 4: Maybe alert security about your girlfriend.

1051
00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:47,440
Speaker 14: Thing.

1052
00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:49,839
Speaker 7: I don't know, it sounds like she's still into it.

1053
00:49:49,880 --> 00:49:51,359
Speaker 7: You always have another option.

1054
00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:53,239
Speaker 10: Home with.

1055
00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:56,279
Speaker 8: I mean, at this point, if she just keeps showing up,

1056
00:49:56,760 --> 00:49:58,319
Speaker 8: maybe I'll just take her back. Who knows.

1057
00:49:58,560 --> 00:50:01,960
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's just if you love a bird, you have

1058
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:04,280
Speaker 7: to let the cockatil fly free, and if it comes

1059
00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:05,560
Speaker 7: back to you, that's the sign.

1060
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:10,239
Speaker 1: And cockati is a terrible pet name. Think of something else.

1061
00:50:10,239 --> 00:50:12,080
Speaker 7: I kind of agree. You got to work shot that one, Jack.

1062
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:15,640
Speaker 8: I mean, guys, I've got two cockatils in my life

1063
00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:18,279
Speaker 8: and one's just blown away and I don't even know

1064
00:50:18,320 --> 00:50:19,920
Speaker 8: if I want to keep the other one. Yeah.

1065
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:21,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're in a cockatil mess.

1066
00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:25,080
Speaker 7: Two cocka tiles in the hand is worth one in

1067
00:50:25,120 --> 00:50:25,480
Speaker 7: the bush.

1068
00:50:25,520 --> 00:50:25,880
Speaker 13: I don't know.

1069
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:29,240
Speaker 1: Sometimes you're the statue, sometimes a bird sitting.

1070
00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:29,920
Speaker 13: I don't know.

1071
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:32,120
Speaker 7: You're a rock star. You don't have these kinds of problems.

1072
00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:34,760
Speaker 8: You're right, guys, I'm just gonna get back out there.

1073
00:50:34,760 --> 00:50:35,120
Speaker 1: There, You.

1074
00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:41,719
Speaker 15: Right, to meet girls for show looking Jeffrey in the Morning, Man,

1075
00:50:41,719 --> 00:50:43,520
Speaker 15: when are we going to get people on this show

1076
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:46,720
Speaker 15: that say, you know what, I like the drama.

1077
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:51,080
Speaker 7: I need more chaos and excitement in my life. Bring

1078
00:50:51,120 --> 00:50:53,239
Speaker 7: the X back for our second date.

1079
00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:56,480
Speaker 1: Let's get three x's in here.

1080
00:50:56,360 --> 00:50:59,600
Speaker 7: Where are those people? Because everybody these days is so

1081
00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:03,680
Speaker 7: a'ma avoidant. Yeah, it just it really messes with our

1082
00:51:03,719 --> 00:51:04,880
Speaker 7: content for the show.

1083
00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:06,440
Speaker 1: Point like stability.

1084
00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:07,279
Speaker 10: Who wants that?

1085
00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:10,479
Speaker 5: No, you know, this is literally why reality TV dating

1086
00:51:10,480 --> 00:51:13,440
Speaker 5: shows thrive. Yes, for these we got a rock star

1087
00:51:13,560 --> 00:51:16,560
Speaker 5: and then ten random women, one of them.

1088
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:16,960
Speaker 14: Is his X.

1089
00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:19,640
Speaker 1: Have you noticed on those it's all the same people.

1090
00:51:19,320 --> 00:51:22,480
Speaker 7: Too though, it really I mean, look, I'm excited for

1091
00:51:22,560 --> 00:51:25,439
Speaker 7: all like the happy, stable people out there, but we

1092
00:51:25,520 --> 00:51:28,640
Speaker 7: need drama heavy content to post on our podcast.

1093
00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:30,880
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, maybe he really will get back with his

1094
00:51:31,080 --> 00:51:33,080
Speaker 1: X and then they'll be an awkward Tuesday phone call

1095
00:51:33,120 --> 00:51:37,040
Speaker 1: about maybe the jersey that I mean, there's still potential

1096
00:51:37,080 --> 00:51:39,000
Speaker 1: with this guy, that's right, we can dream.

1097
00:51:39,080 --> 00:51:41,600
Speaker 7: Hopefully he'll be back to be on our podcast, which

1098
00:51:41,640 --> 00:51:44,560
Speaker 7: is available online wherever you get yours at Brooke and.

1099
00:51:44,600 --> 00:51:47,480
Speaker 13: Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1100
00:51:49,120 --> 00:51:52,640
Speaker 7: There's a saying that says men are from Mars, women

1101
00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:53,720
Speaker 7: are from Venus.

1102
00:51:53,920 --> 00:51:56,920
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, not like a book from the seventies or something.

1103
00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:58,120
Speaker 7: Alexis, what does that mean?

1104
00:51:58,320 --> 00:51:58,440
Speaker 8: Oh?

1105
00:51:58,600 --> 00:52:00,000
Speaker 4: I thought it was like men go to do you,

1106
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:01,200
Speaker 4: but her to get more stupider.

1107
00:52:06,200 --> 00:52:07,719
Speaker 7: I mean, I think all that is true.

1108
00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:09,359
Speaker 2: Okay, that is.

1109
00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:14,399
Speaker 7: The fact blood dummies over on Jupiter. But I think

1110
00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:17,600
Speaker 7: what it means. I think what it means is that

1111
00:52:17,920 --> 00:52:24,360
Speaker 7: men and women are different, not just physically but emotionally different,

1112
00:52:24,760 --> 00:52:28,319
Speaker 7: psychologically different, just very different. And a new study came

1113
00:52:28,360 --> 00:52:30,960
Speaker 7: out that might prove it because it found the top

1114
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:35,960
Speaker 7: things women find mortifying or embarrassing that men literally don't

1115
00:52:36,040 --> 00:52:40,200
Speaker 7: care or think about. Ever. Oh and I'm sure the

1116
00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:42,440
Speaker 7: men and women in this room are going to fully

1117
00:52:42,480 --> 00:52:44,239
Speaker 7: agree on all of it.

1118
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:45,600
Speaker 1: It's like we always do jazz.

1119
00:52:45,680 --> 00:52:46,480
Speaker 6: Yeah we do.

1120
00:52:47,360 --> 00:52:48,960
Speaker 1: When you say I'm right, I agree.

1121
00:52:49,160 --> 00:52:54,399
Speaker 7: Team harmony coming up right after this. In my experience,

1122
00:52:54,760 --> 00:52:59,920
Speaker 7: men and women pretty much agree on everything. It's brooken

1123
00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:03,960
Speaker 7: Jeffrey in the morning. And I'm not just talking politically.

1124
00:53:04,640 --> 00:53:07,879
Speaker 7: We're on the same page with so many other things too,

1125
00:53:08,719 --> 00:53:12,319
Speaker 7: Little things even like how many pillows belong on a

1126
00:53:12,360 --> 00:53:14,719
Speaker 7: bed If you.

1127
00:53:14,520 --> 00:53:16,040
Speaker 2: Say to get out.

1128
00:53:17,719 --> 00:53:20,960
Speaker 1: Okay, say that until you get enough pillows on your

1129
00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:22,719
Speaker 1: bed and you're like, this is amazing.

1130
00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:27,399
Speaker 7: I agree with that. Also, when to stop and ask

1131
00:53:27,480 --> 00:53:30,520
Speaker 7: for directions always on the same page.

1132
00:53:30,239 --> 00:53:31,400
Speaker 4: Then as direct.

1133
00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:36,600
Speaker 7: And what a woman means when she says I'm fine,

1134
00:53:37,320 --> 00:53:42,440
Speaker 7: it's two thumbs up. You don't ask anymore, She's fine,

1135
00:53:42,920 --> 00:53:45,800
Speaker 7: alexis for agreeing with me there. But I will say

1136
00:53:46,040 --> 00:53:48,840
Speaker 7: there are a couple things guys and girls don't see

1137
00:53:48,960 --> 00:53:53,720
Speaker 7: exactly eye to eye on. It's rare. But I only

1138
00:53:53,760 --> 00:53:56,239
Speaker 7: know this because a popular publication came out with a

1139
00:53:56,239 --> 00:53:59,799
Speaker 7: list of things that most girls think are mortifying, but

1140
00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:02,160
Speaker 7: dudes literally don't care about.

1141
00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:05,120
Speaker 1: It's funny because even you're saying that and like, it's women, Jeff,

1142
00:54:05,120 --> 00:54:06,280
Speaker 1: it's not girls anymore.

1143
00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:08,520
Speaker 7: But sure, Yeah, I had said women a bunch of

1144
00:54:08,520 --> 00:54:10,600
Speaker 7: times before, so I was just trying to switch it

1145
00:54:10,680 --> 00:54:11,799
Speaker 7: up and use a different words.

1146
00:54:12,200 --> 00:54:13,000
Speaker 6: Don't say females.

1147
00:54:13,200 --> 00:54:15,920
Speaker 7: It just feels weird. Yeah, okay, okay, Well let's get

1148
00:54:15,960 --> 00:54:19,120
Speaker 7: into the first one where women don't like when other

1149
00:54:19,200 --> 00:54:22,600
Speaker 7: people see your house not being perfectly cleaned.

1150
00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:26,160
Speaker 1: Oh I'm trying to get over that, honestly, Like it's hard.

1151
00:54:26,360 --> 00:54:28,040
Speaker 1: It is a hard thing to get over, to invite

1152
00:54:28,080 --> 00:54:30,279
Speaker 1: people over when your house isn't spotlight. It's so true.

1153
00:54:30,280 --> 00:54:31,759
Speaker 3: When you're a kid, your mom is always the one

1154
00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:33,720
Speaker 3: who before your friend's over, is like, help clean.

1155
00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:34,799
Speaker 4: The house, not your dad.

1156
00:54:34,920 --> 00:54:36,800
Speaker 1: I don't think my husband can even see dirty.

1157
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:37,160
Speaker 14: Oh.

1158
00:54:37,320 --> 00:54:39,200
Speaker 2: Like it's like it doesn't register with him.

1159
00:54:39,440 --> 00:54:40,520
Speaker 1: He's like it looks fun to me.

1160
00:54:40,680 --> 00:54:45,080
Speaker 7: It's like, yeah, come over here, I'm behind the laundry pile, over.

1161
00:54:45,239 --> 00:54:48,120
Speaker 1: Step over the pile of bills.

1162
00:54:48,160 --> 00:54:48,759
Speaker 7: It is true.

1163
00:54:48,800 --> 00:54:50,880
Speaker 5: There's always a boyfriend that's like, honey cleaned, and the

1164
00:54:50,920 --> 00:54:52,080
Speaker 5: girlfriend's like, this isn't clean.

1165
00:54:52,280 --> 00:54:57,160
Speaker 7: Yeah, I push it into the corner. Yeah, yeah, it's fine. Also, sneezing.

1166
00:54:57,680 --> 00:55:00,880
Speaker 7: For a lot of women, sneezing a lot or loudly

1167
00:55:01,120 --> 00:55:05,240
Speaker 7: is not okay. In fact, someone actively hold their sneezes

1168
00:55:05,280 --> 00:55:06,920
Speaker 7: in so that it doesn't happen.

1169
00:55:07,040 --> 00:55:09,880
Speaker 1: I like a little petite sneeze, yeah.

1170
00:55:09,600 --> 00:55:10,480
Speaker 6: I I've been around girls.

1171
00:55:10,560 --> 00:55:12,200
Speaker 1: I hold it though, and then men just do it

1172
00:55:12,239 --> 00:55:14,200
Speaker 1: louder and louder. We were just talking about this the

1173
00:55:14,239 --> 00:55:16,560
Speaker 1: other day. I say it gets louder and louder the

1174
00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:18,560
Speaker 1: older men get. For some reason, at.

1175
00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:21,000
Speaker 7: A certain point, it like turns into a competition with yourself.

1176
00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:23,160
Speaker 7: When you have like a sneeze attack, you're like, Okay,

1177
00:55:23,239 --> 00:55:24,520
Speaker 7: if this is gonna go on, I want to see

1178
00:55:24,520 --> 00:55:25,239
Speaker 7: how loud I can go.

1179
00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:27,000
Speaker 1: I swear to god, we're gonna reach a point where

1180
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:29,560
Speaker 1: my husband sneeze and my ears rubs start bleeding because

1181
00:55:29,560 --> 00:55:31,080
Speaker 1: it is so muchious.

1182
00:55:31,320 --> 00:55:33,040
Speaker 7: We're looking at a list that found some of the

1183
00:55:33,040 --> 00:55:37,279
Speaker 7: things most women find mortifying but men absolutely do not

1184
00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:39,799
Speaker 7: care about. Okay, and I know for sure this one

1185
00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:43,960
Speaker 7: bothers Brooke re wearing the same outfit or being at

1186
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:46,359
Speaker 7: a party and wearing the same outfit as someone else.

1187
00:55:46,560 --> 00:55:47,399
Speaker 1: Oh it's someone else.

1188
00:55:47,400 --> 00:55:49,319
Speaker 6: Oh my god.

1189
00:55:49,360 --> 00:55:51,560
Speaker 1: And then there's that moment like do you address it

1190
00:55:51,760 --> 00:55:54,040
Speaker 1: or do you just let it act like it didn't happen.

1191
00:55:54,080 --> 00:55:56,040
Speaker 4: I care less as I get older, like people play

1192
00:55:56,080 --> 00:55:56,640
Speaker 4: it off better.

1193
00:55:56,680 --> 00:55:58,720
Speaker 1: I feel like, like, oh my god.

1194
00:55:58,640 --> 00:55:59,840
Speaker 6: Cute draft, good style.

1195
00:56:00,160 --> 00:56:00,359
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1196
00:56:01,920 --> 00:56:04,120
Speaker 7: I feel like with guys, we're like, oh my god, dude,

1197
00:56:04,520 --> 00:56:06,359
Speaker 7: same shirt, black key.

1198
00:56:09,640 --> 00:56:12,680
Speaker 1: One of my favorite tiktoks is when people give like

1199
00:56:12,800 --> 00:56:15,640
Speaker 1: all of their friend circles, they get their husbands all

1200
00:56:15,640 --> 00:56:17,399
Speaker 1: the same shirt and don't tell them.

1201
00:56:18,080 --> 00:56:19,560
Speaker 2: They don't tell them, and they all show.

1202
00:56:19,400 --> 00:56:23,400
Speaker 12: Up to the restaurant in the same shirtlarious.

1203
00:56:23,160 --> 00:56:26,919
Speaker 7: Differs like no, you did, what about acne? Flare ups?

1204
00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:28,960
Speaker 7: Or just like one raging pimple.

1205
00:56:29,160 --> 00:56:31,440
Speaker 4: But I feel like everybody hates it on themselves. Is

1206
00:56:31,480 --> 00:56:33,760
Speaker 4: anybody like, yeah, I'm so glad it broke out today.

1207
00:56:34,360 --> 00:56:36,520
Speaker 1: You're saying men don't care about acne.

1208
00:56:36,640 --> 00:56:39,200
Speaker 7: It doesn't bother them when they break.

1209
00:56:40,600 --> 00:56:43,719
Speaker 1: My husband still has like PTSD from having it in

1210
00:56:43,800 --> 00:56:44,320
Speaker 1: high school.

1211
00:56:45,840 --> 00:56:48,920
Speaker 4: Really, guys don't know the power of concealer.

1212
00:56:49,239 --> 00:56:53,360
Speaker 1: I've always said, if they could market make up correctly.

1213
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:56,120
Speaker 6: Assume Jeff isn't wearing coalers.

1214
00:56:58,480 --> 00:56:59,600
Speaker 1: Doesn't know what is.

1215
00:57:00,120 --> 00:57:01,640
Speaker 7: We're looking at a list that found some of the

1216
00:57:01,680 --> 00:57:04,800
Speaker 7: things that most women find mortifying men don't really care about.

1217
00:57:05,200 --> 00:57:08,840
Speaker 7: Another one is eating a lot and finishing your entire

1218
00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:13,640
Speaker 7: plate women. Apparently most women don't like the image of

1219
00:57:13,760 --> 00:57:16,840
Speaker 7: like them having eaten a whole lot in front of people.

1220
00:57:16,960 --> 00:57:19,160
Speaker 6: I just think, like you had to. My parents always

1221
00:57:19,160 --> 00:57:21,880
Speaker 6: said finish your place. They're starving children, So my whole

1222
00:57:21,920 --> 00:57:22,600
Speaker 6: life I finished.

1223
00:57:22,800 --> 00:57:23,760
Speaker 1: I'm definitely a man on this.

1224
00:57:25,960 --> 00:57:28,520
Speaker 7: Brook eats other people's place too when she's done with

1225
00:57:28,560 --> 00:57:28,959
Speaker 7: her own.

1226
00:57:29,040 --> 00:57:29,720
Speaker 13: Are you kidding me?

1227
00:57:29,760 --> 00:57:31,600
Speaker 2: Of course I do it.

1228
00:57:31,720 --> 00:57:35,280
Speaker 1: Definitely saves other people's left over I've never once been

1229
00:57:35,320 --> 00:57:38,720
Speaker 1: self conscious about how much food I've eaten, if anything.

1230
00:57:38,840 --> 00:57:39,200
Speaker 6: Proud.

1231
00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:43,080
Speaker 7: Yes, what about this going to a celebration without bringing

1232
00:57:43,120 --> 00:57:47,120
Speaker 7: a gift for the hosts?

1233
00:57:47,160 --> 00:57:48,880
Speaker 3: I mean, I definitely didn't do that in college, but

1234
00:57:48,920 --> 00:57:50,640
Speaker 3: as you did, people tell me to do it.

1235
00:57:50,840 --> 00:57:51,040
Speaker 16: Now.

1236
00:57:51,200 --> 00:57:53,000
Speaker 1: It's definitely something you learn as you grow up.

1237
00:57:53,760 --> 00:57:57,280
Speaker 7: The gift is me, no, my presence, the gift of

1238
00:57:57,320 --> 00:57:58,440
Speaker 7: denying something.

1239
00:57:59,040 --> 00:58:00,720
Speaker 1: I don't even go over to my best friend's house

1240
00:58:00,760 --> 00:58:02,120
Speaker 1: without bringing something just to.

1241
00:58:02,040 --> 00:58:04,320
Speaker 4: Hang rail wine at least.

1242
00:58:04,400 --> 00:58:06,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, something for the wine, dessert.

1243
00:58:06,840 --> 00:58:12,880
Speaker 7: Toilet paper as long as that's not unused, Yeah she

1244
00:58:12,920 --> 00:58:15,680
Speaker 7: needs Okay, all right, this is going to be easier

1245
00:58:15,680 --> 00:58:18,080
Speaker 7: for me. Then next time I visit somebody another one

1246
00:58:18,120 --> 00:58:22,440
Speaker 7: is audible. Toilet blasts. Women self conscious about it?

1247
00:58:22,600 --> 00:58:24,600
Speaker 4: Men said that.

1248
00:58:25,200 --> 00:58:27,880
Speaker 12: You're talking about not the toilet making noise, You're talking

1249
00:58:27,880 --> 00:58:29,200
Speaker 12: about that person.

1250
00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:31,080
Speaker 1: Oh god, that is mortifying.

1251
00:58:31,680 --> 00:58:34,520
Speaker 6: Yeah, I can't even imagine.

1252
00:58:34,560 --> 00:58:37,280
Speaker 1: I can't do anything in the bathroom unless no one

1253
00:58:37,280 --> 00:58:39,400
Speaker 1: else is in there in our shared bathroom.

1254
00:58:39,440 --> 00:58:42,280
Speaker 6: Oh man, I'm over here making harmonies with the dude.

1255
00:58:42,840 --> 00:58:43,080
Speaker 20: I know.

1256
00:58:43,320 --> 00:58:45,440
Speaker 7: I was in one where somebody let one out and

1257
00:58:45,480 --> 00:58:48,920
Speaker 7: then the whole bathroom started laughing. It was a big

1258
00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:50,640
Speaker 7: bonding experience for everybody.

1259
00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:53,320
Speaker 1: That happens in a girl's bathroom. It is dead silent.

1260
00:58:53,480 --> 00:58:54,520
Speaker 1: Nobody says it can.

1261
00:58:56,440 --> 00:59:02,320
Speaker 7: Contact afterwards. And finally, one things that women find mortifying

1262
00:59:02,400 --> 00:59:07,640
Speaker 7: men don't care about. They say, small boobs or asymmetrical boobs.

1263
00:59:08,040 --> 00:59:12,080
Speaker 7: It's something women worry more about than men actually care about.

1264
00:59:12,560 --> 00:59:15,280
Speaker 1: I feel like this is more true like fifteen years ago.

1265
00:59:15,640 --> 00:59:18,120
Speaker 1: I just know more girls right now getting their boobs

1266
00:59:18,160 --> 00:59:21,800
Speaker 1: out yet out than getting ones put in.

1267
00:59:21,880 --> 00:59:22,720
Speaker 6: I've seen that too.

1268
00:59:22,800 --> 00:59:26,160
Speaker 7: Yeah, I thought you meant like taking the mat. I'm

1269
00:59:26,200 --> 00:59:31,680
Speaker 7: just showing them up. Jeff you gotta stop. Is not

1270
00:59:31,720 --> 00:59:35,600
Speaker 7: doing good things for you. Screw then men would start

1271
00:59:35,640 --> 00:59:40,280
Speaker 7: to care about it. Those are the things most women

1272
00:59:40,400 --> 00:59:43,880
Speaker 7: find mortified that dudes literally don't care about.

1273
00:59:44,400 --> 00:59:47,880
Speaker 13: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

1274
00:59:54,880 --> 00:59:57,920
Speaker 7: Well, the Summer of Brook is off to kind of

1275
00:59:57,920 --> 01:00:00,320
Speaker 7: a rough start here. Oh man, you.

1276
01:00:00,280 --> 01:00:02,520
Speaker 1: Don't get to name a Summer of Brook job, It's

1277
01:00:02,560 --> 01:00:03,200
Speaker 1: not up to you.

1278
01:00:03,440 --> 01:00:05,720
Speaker 7: The car is parked on the side of the highway.

1279
01:00:06,040 --> 01:00:10,640
Speaker 7: Someone has removed all four wheels, the steering wheel is gone,

1280
01:00:11,080 --> 01:00:14,640
Speaker 7: and a troubled team has spray painted the words old

1281
01:00:14,800 --> 01:00:18,320
Speaker 7: bag on the side of the vehicle. It's kick her

1282
01:00:18,320 --> 01:00:21,040
Speaker 7: while she's down. They said, I'm not an old bag.

1283
01:00:21,520 --> 01:00:24,520
Speaker 7: That's what that team believes because you are on a

1284
01:00:24,600 --> 01:00:28,800
Speaker 7: two game losing street, and you know who wants to

1285
01:00:28,800 --> 01:00:33,640
Speaker 7: take advantage of that is today's challenger, Janiqua. Because Brooke

1286
01:00:33,720 --> 01:00:36,440
Speaker 7: is giving away victories like candy on Halloween.

1287
01:00:36,480 --> 01:00:38,160
Speaker 11: I can't wait to take mine.

1288
01:00:38,240 --> 01:00:43,160
Speaker 1: Finally, put the spray paint down. All right, that was

1289
01:00:43,160 --> 01:00:44,880
Speaker 1: an uncalled for insult.

1290
01:00:45,440 --> 01:00:48,400
Speaker 7: The thing is, Janiqua is zero and three against you

1291
01:00:48,480 --> 01:00:51,280
Speaker 7: all time, so she's hoping to finally make her way

1292
01:00:51,280 --> 01:00:53,800
Speaker 7: into the winner's calling today. How are you gonna do it?

1293
01:00:54,960 --> 01:00:56,919
Speaker 11: I'm just gonna play because it sounds like it's already

1294
01:00:56,920 --> 01:00:58,560
Speaker 11: been offer games. I'm just gonna play.

1295
01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:00,439
Speaker 9: Down.

1296
01:01:01,400 --> 01:01:03,200
Speaker 7: Oh my god, what happens?

1297
01:01:03,200 --> 01:01:03,840
Speaker 13: Did you hear that?

1298
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:04,200
Speaker 7: No?

1299
01:01:04,400 --> 01:01:06,520
Speaker 1: I just electrocuted myself on the microphone.

1300
01:01:06,560 --> 01:01:08,840
Speaker 18: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

1301
01:01:10,960 --> 01:01:14,600
Speaker 7: The radio gods are frowning on from all angles.

1302
01:01:14,720 --> 01:01:16,160
Speaker 2: My headphones down, my arm.

1303
01:01:16,360 --> 01:01:18,880
Speaker 7: Wow, this is a sign from the universe, Brook that

1304
01:01:18,920 --> 01:01:20,240
Speaker 7: you need to get out of the studio.

1305
01:01:20,960 --> 01:01:29,800
Speaker 5: Bamaker's acting uplot.

1306
01:01:25,920 --> 01:01:31,960
Speaker 7: Sry your facemaker's working function. Yeah, anyway, Jenn, Let's do this.

1307
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:34,520
Speaker 7: He got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.

1308
01:01:34,520 --> 01:01:36,000
Speaker 7: If you don't know when, you could say past. But

1309
01:01:36,080 --> 01:01:37,280
Speaker 7: you have to beat her out right if you want

1310
01:01:37,280 --> 01:01:38,200
Speaker 7: to win. Are you ready?

1311
01:01:38,480 --> 01:01:39,000
Speaker 11: I'm ready?

1312
01:01:39,040 --> 01:01:42,400
Speaker 7: Good luck? Your time starts now. Jay Leno celebrates a

1313
01:01:42,440 --> 01:01:44,480
Speaker 7: birthday today. Is he in his seventies or eighties?

1314
01:01:45,800 --> 01:01:46,280
Speaker 11: Eighties?

1315
01:01:46,280 --> 01:01:49,000
Speaker 7: In the Dictionary, the letter S begins the most words.

1316
01:01:49,080 --> 01:01:50,600
Speaker 7: What letter begins the least?

1317
01:01:52,040 --> 01:01:52,160
Speaker 13: Uh?

1318
01:01:52,400 --> 01:01:56,880
Speaker 7: See what actor played Professor Klump, Doctor Doolittle and donkey

1319
01:01:57,960 --> 01:02:01,080
Speaker 7: Eddie Eddie Murphy. A crossbreed between a zebra and a

1320
01:02:01,120 --> 01:02:06,240
Speaker 7: donkey is called what. Today's NFL footballs are not made

1321
01:02:06,240 --> 01:02:08,760
Speaker 7: of pigskin. They're made from the leather of what animal?

1322
01:02:10,560 --> 01:02:14,040
Speaker 7: What are the first three words of the Declaration of Independence?

1323
01:02:14,680 --> 01:02:26,120
Speaker 11: Oh my gosh, the founding fathers were in a mood.

1324
01:02:27,960 --> 01:02:31,120
Speaker 7: Oh my gosh, it's totally dripping right now.

1325
01:02:34,120 --> 01:02:36,640
Speaker 6: Like that, we'll get Tot's freedom.

1326
01:02:38,760 --> 01:02:41,200
Speaker 7: Let's bring Brook back into the studio. Oh, there she is.

1327
01:02:41,920 --> 01:02:44,560
Speaker 7: Oh that was a good time. Now, Jana, I'm just

1328
01:02:44,560 --> 01:02:47,800
Speaker 7: gonna ask, what do you think about possibly starting a

1329
01:02:47,840 --> 01:02:50,920
Speaker 7: Facebook group for people who have beaten Brooke before?

1330
01:02:51,400 --> 01:02:53,919
Speaker 1: And I know only two members right now.

1331
01:02:53,960 --> 01:02:56,040
Speaker 7: No, I know the limit is like five thousand usually

1332
01:02:56,080 --> 01:02:58,400
Speaker 7: per group, so we probably need to open multiple.

1333
01:02:58,080 --> 01:03:01,439
Speaker 11: Groups for this a manager of all the group.

1334
01:03:01,840 --> 01:03:03,480
Speaker 7: Yeah, you're willing to help me out with that, Janiqua,

1335
01:03:03,560 --> 01:03:06,600
Speaker 7: thank you so much. You really are a total doll.

1336
01:03:06,840 --> 01:03:09,200
Speaker 1: You're like a real life Internet trol. Right now, Jeffrey,

1337
01:03:09,360 --> 01:03:10,960
Speaker 1: give me a question, really.

1338
01:03:10,680 --> 01:03:14,200
Speaker 7: I go brook, Yeah, your time starts now. Jay Leno

1339
01:03:14,280 --> 01:03:17,240
Speaker 7: celebrates a birthday today. Is he in his seventies or eighties?

1340
01:03:17,360 --> 01:03:18,520
Speaker 1: Ooh, seventies.

1341
01:03:18,840 --> 01:03:21,600
Speaker 7: In the Dictionary, the letter S begins the most words,

1342
01:03:21,800 --> 01:03:27,600
Speaker 7: what letter begins the least? X? What actor played? Professor Klump,

1343
01:03:27,680 --> 01:03:32,400
Speaker 7: Doctor Doolittle, and donkey Eddie Murphy. A crossbreed between a

1344
01:03:32,480 --> 01:03:36,440
Speaker 7: zebra and a donkey is called what donkey. Today's NFL

1345
01:03:36,480 --> 01:03:39,160
Speaker 7: footballs are not made of pigskin. They're made from the

1346
01:03:39,240 --> 01:03:43,000
Speaker 7: leather of what animal cows? What are the first three

1347
01:03:43,040 --> 01:03:45,040
Speaker 7: words of the Declaration of Independence?

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01:03:45,360 --> 01:03:46,040
Speaker 1: We the people?

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01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:49,200
Speaker 12: Yeah?

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01:03:49,360 --> 01:03:50,600
Speaker 7: Kind of like Janiqua's answer.

1351
01:03:50,680 --> 01:03:50,919
Speaker 17: Better.

1352
01:03:50,960 --> 01:03:52,800
Speaker 7: But let's go over the scoreboard to see how you

1353
01:03:52,840 --> 01:03:53,800
Speaker 7: did with Jose.

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01:03:55,800 --> 01:04:00,280
Speaker 5: Thank your shirt, Jeniqua, you got too correct today.

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01:04:01,400 --> 01:04:02,360
Speaker 14: Zero.

1356
01:04:03,880 --> 01:04:06,360
Speaker 7: It's a good game. Well done, you.

1357
01:04:06,360 --> 01:04:07,760
Speaker 6: Got six zero.

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01:04:09,920 --> 01:04:11,680
Speaker 1: Your words, Jeffrey.

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01:04:11,320 --> 01:04:15,360
Speaker 7: Dude, I'm voting for the Summer of Brook where she

1360
01:04:15,920 --> 01:04:22,080
Speaker 7: sixty in a row. It is the journey starts today

1361
01:04:22,080 --> 01:04:24,800
Speaker 7: with one victory. Jeniqua, I'm sorry your all time record

1362
01:04:24,840 --> 01:04:27,200
Speaker 7: goes to oh to four. But let's go over the

1363
01:04:27,240 --> 01:04:29,920
Speaker 7: answers for everybody. Jay Leno celebrates a birthday today. He

1364
01:04:30,080 --> 01:04:36,120
Speaker 7: is in his seventies. He turns seventy five. Yeah. In

1365
01:04:36,200 --> 01:04:38,520
Speaker 7: the dictionary, the letter S begins the most words, the

1366
01:04:38,600 --> 01:04:42,240
Speaker 7: letter X begins the least. Apparently only around four hundred

1367
01:04:42,240 --> 01:04:45,040
Speaker 7: words start with the letter X. The actor who played

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01:04:45,080 --> 01:04:48,560
Speaker 7: Professor Klumb, Doctor Doolittle, and Donkey was Eddie Murphy. A

1369
01:04:48,600 --> 01:04:51,040
Speaker 7: cross breed between a zebra and a donkey is called

1370
01:04:51,080 --> 01:04:54,040
Speaker 7: a zonkey. NFL footballs are not made of pig skin.

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01:04:54,080 --> 01:04:57,240
Speaker 7: They're made from the leather of cows, cowhide, and other materials.

1372
01:04:57,440 --> 01:04:59,960
Speaker 7: And the first three words of the Declaration of Independence.

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01:05:00,040 --> 01:05:05,120
Speaker 7: I'm sorry they're not. Oh my gosh, it is we

1374
01:05:05,400 --> 01:05:10,600
Speaker 7: the people. Yeah, very close, Jan so good work on that.

1375
01:05:10,680 --> 01:05:12,600
Speaker 7: It was not enough to beat Brooke today. But just

1376
01:05:12,640 --> 01:05:14,640
Speaker 7: for playing, we are going to give you a pair

1377
01:05:14,680 --> 01:05:17,920
Speaker 7: of tickets to see Shadow Force in theater, starring Kerrie

1378
01:05:17,960 --> 01:05:22,040
Speaker 7: Washington and Omar Si along with a promotional prize pack

1379
01:05:22,240 --> 01:05:23,800
Speaker 7: from lions Gate Pictures.

1380
01:05:24,320 --> 01:05:26,160
Speaker 11: Yay, guys, all.

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01:05:26,160 --> 01:05:28,600
Speaker 7: Right, we're gonna we do. We're gonna do Win Brooks Bucks,

1382
01:05:28,600 --> 01:05:29,520
Speaker 7: same time tomorrow

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01:05:29,920 --> 01:05:31,480
Speaker 13: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning