Speaker 1: This is Suckers. I'm Bell, I'm Dean Bell, and I'm
Speaker 1: Jared han An.
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Speaker 1: What is going on? Everybody? Welcome to an all new
Speaker 1: episode of Suckers. It's almost too short to get suckers,
Speaker 1: so you can't, you know, like what it was help by.
Speaker 2: Now it's too short.
Speaker 1: Help we suck at be a newlyweds. But at least
Speaker 1: that way you can kind of like put some put
Speaker 1: some twangs.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we need more than two syllables.
Speaker 1: No, but we've complained enough about the name of this show, Suckers.
Speaker 1: We're sticking with it. We're suckers for Suckers, suckers for life,
Speaker 1: baby dared? What's going on over there in the back
Speaker 1: halls of the coffee shop.
Speaker 3: Staring at you know forms that we have hang out by,
Speaker 3: Serve Safe Certification, Department of Health Food Protection, you know,
Speaker 3: all stuff necessary to open a business.
Speaker 2: What do you guys?
Speaker 3: Rted, what are we reading?
Speaker 2: They still do the ratings like ABCD.
Speaker 3: No, they it's different in Rhode Island. I actually never
Speaker 3: knew that they did ratings until I saw the first
Speaker 3: two episodes of The Bear because people were telling me
Speaker 3: that I need to watch the show. So I tried watching.
Speaker 3: I really did try, and it's a great shows. It's
Speaker 3: a me problem with TV. Once I like watch something
Speaker 3: for like an hour and a half, two hours, I'm like,
Speaker 3: all right, you know, I'm done. But so I'm watching
Speaker 3: The Bear and in The Bear they get a C rating.
Speaker 3: And then I looked to Ashley and I'm like, well,
Speaker 3: I can tell the show's fake.
Speaker 1: They don't.
Speaker 3: That's not how the Health Department doesn't. She's like, what
Speaker 3: are you talking about? And I said, no, the health
Speaker 3: you know, the Health Department doesn't give letters like that.
Speaker 3: It's a grade, you know, there's not like an ABC.
Speaker 3: And then she's like, yes, they do. Like I walk
Speaker 3: back restaurants pass restaurants in New York all the time,
Speaker 3: and they you know, I see AA, if you see
Speaker 3: a B, you're like, oh, something's up with that. And
Speaker 3: if you see a C, you never go in. And
Speaker 3: then I was like, huh. So the last time we
Speaker 3: were in New York, I looked for it and I
Speaker 3: saw all the letters on the outside. I'm like, holy shit,
Speaker 3: they actually do do this, because in Rhode Island it's different.
Speaker 3: So we got a ninety one, which I guess would
Speaker 3: be considered an.
Speaker 1: So when he comes in to examine the restaurant, he like,
Speaker 1: once he's in there, he's like, hey, I'm the inspector.
Speaker 1: It's not like he's like a secret undercover customer.
Speaker 3: No, yeah, he just comes in. Or like my experience,
Speaker 3: they come in, they're like, hey, you know, this is
Speaker 3: your yearly thing to get your license, and they don't
Speaker 3: tell you when they're coming in because you have to
Speaker 3: pay a fee and then once you pay the feed,
Speaker 3: they can stop in like within the next two weeks.
Speaker 1: Whenever. There was this this Chinese food restaurant in Venice
Speaker 1: when I used to live there. Oh, that's one of
Speaker 1: my favorite stories. Uh with you remember Jackson, he's like
Speaker 1: one of my best friends. Yeah, the offician editor wedding.
Speaker 1: We lived together in Venice and there was this Chinese
Speaker 1: food restaurant like a block half a block away from
Speaker 1: our house and we would go there probably like twice
Speaker 1: a week. He was called Tasty Goody, and so we
Speaker 1: always look at each other it'd be like, tasty Goodie, Yeah,
Speaker 1: why not go, you go, You spend eight dollars, you
Speaker 1: get a pound and a half of food. You know,
Speaker 1: like an awesome, awesome situation. Like that, and we would
Speaker 1: go there for like a month, and then we go
Speaker 1: there one week and the food rating goes from an
Speaker 1: A to a B and we're like, oh, that's that's
Speaker 1: not very good. But we keep going twice a week
Speaker 1: for like probably three more weeks or another you know,
Speaker 1: full month, and then we go there one more time,
Speaker 1: food ratings down to a SEA. We're like, oh, that's
Speaker 1: that's not good, but hey, food still still delicious food.
Speaker 1: So we went there for about another month, and then
Speaker 1: we go back one more month or like the next week,
Speaker 1: and the entire restaurant is closed down and it's not
Speaker 1: there anymore. But they ended up rebranding it into like
Speaker 1: a Vietnamese fa restaurant and it was even better that
Speaker 1: time around, and it was the same owners. But it
Speaker 1: was just funny to watch, like the food rating go
Speaker 1: down every single time we went there.
Speaker 2: Basically it's like your shutdown, the.
Speaker 1: Food is getting better.
Speaker 3: Though.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what, Like I totally believe in like sanitations.
Speaker 1: What is it, I guess would it be sanitation, but
Speaker 1: like standards for cleanliness in a restaurant. Obviously that's super important,
Speaker 1: but there's something to be said when you reuse the
Speaker 1: hot dog water so many times that last hot dog
Speaker 1: is going to probably be the best tasting hot.
Speaker 3: Talk easily the best tasting hot talk. But my, my,
Speaker 3: my biggest advice would be, if you're ever looking to
Speaker 3: get into the restaurant industry, do not ever And this
Speaker 3: is something that I knew, so I was okay with it,
Speaker 3: Ashley was unaware of how bad it might get. Don't
Speaker 3: ever underestimate how much of your time you will be there. Like,
Speaker 3: just expect that if you open a business, you'll be
Speaker 3: there and you're going to be there a lot, one
Speaker 3: because it needs you and two because you're going to
Speaker 3: want to be there. That'd be my advice.
Speaker 1: We're we're not opening a restaurant. We could have opened
Speaker 1: up an Audrey's second location, I guess in Colorado, but no.
Speaker 2: We talked about a health food store, but we're not
Speaker 2: going to do it.
Speaker 1: We're not going to do that. Well, let's talk about
Speaker 1: Kailin for a second. So Kailin last week you weren't
Speaker 1: with us because you were in Cabo.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what'd you guys talk about?
Speaker 1: We talked about so many things that you would have
Speaker 1: been so mad about.
Speaker 3: Dude, I think we like, we talked about nothing, nothing,
Speaker 3: yea for forty five minutes.
Speaker 1: Talked about absolutely nothing for forty five minutes. But I
Speaker 1: want to hear Cabo. I haven't heard anything about it.
Speaker 1: You haven't told me a single peep about it. So
Speaker 1: let's hear about your trip to Cabo.
Speaker 2: Right, not a word. Cabo was awesome. I went with Alo,
Speaker 2: and it was a perfect trip for me because we
Speaker 2: just worked out every day and then laid by the pool,
Speaker 2: went to amazing dinner. So it was like very health centric,
Speaker 2: kind of like a retreat. So it was great. Met
Speaker 2: a great friend. I'm going to New York with one
Speaker 2: of my best friends next week, and I actually met
Speaker 2: her in Cabo. We were on a terrible trip together
Speaker 2: and we bonded over it, and she called me while
Speaker 2: I was there. She's like, well, maybe you'll find a
Speaker 2: new bestie while you're in Cabo this time. And I
Speaker 2: met the most incredible girl. Her name is Salome. She's
Speaker 2: got two twins, she's really big on TikTok and we
Speaker 2: just had the best time together. Oh okay, you so fun.
Speaker 1: That's so great. You're making new friends.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's nice when you just like immediately click with
Speaker 2: someone and it's not hard.
Speaker 1: You know, what about anyone else? Is that you become
Speaker 1: friends with anyone else?
Speaker 2: Yeah, there were a few other girls that I feel
Speaker 2: like I bonded with Kayla Brook all of the ALLO
Speaker 2: moods and directors were awesome, and then the ALO team
Speaker 2: was amazing. There were some girls who came in who
Speaker 2: were like lifelong childhood friends, so it's kind of hard
Speaker 2: to bond with people like that. So the rest of
Speaker 2: us were like not knowing each other, kind of getting
Speaker 2: to know each other.
Speaker 1: What about anyone you despise? Anyone you despise it you
Speaker 1: want to name? No that you just absolutely couldn't stand.
Speaker 1: It's just threat to you can tell else.
Speaker 2: Everyone was great.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good. I I Jared, how do you feel
Speaker 1: about Cabbo? Because personally I don't like Cabo even a
Speaker 1: little bit.
Speaker 2: Wait, you would have liked this one because wait, it
Speaker 2: was You're not like a retreaty person, like you're not
Speaker 2: going to go on I don't think a health retreat,
Speaker 2: would you.
Speaker 1: I kind of want to do a silent retreat or like.
Speaker 2: A yeah, okay, nice retreat. I would I could see
Speaker 2: you doing that. This was like all about healthy food,
Speaker 2: moving your body, doing plates whatever. But it's not like
Speaker 2: the party centric cabo that people are used to. So
Speaker 2: it was fun, like you're staying at the most beautiful resort.
Speaker 2: Everyone has their own punch pool. We went on this
Speaker 2: boat that was like the one hotel as a boat.
Speaker 2: It was the most beautiful boat I've ever seen, So
Speaker 2: I feel like it wasn't the cabo you expect. Dean
Speaker 2: more Portavierti vibesbeso.
Speaker 3: I love a good Porto Vierta, But dude, you didn't
Speaker 3: enjoy Cabo When we went for Ben's thing.
Speaker 1: I was going to say the only time I actually
Speaker 1: did somewhat enjoy myself in Cabo was at Ben's thing.
Speaker 1: That was the only time I've actually kind of had fun,
Speaker 1: And I do want to say part of that was
Speaker 1: because we golfed so much. Yeah, it's just there's too much.
Speaker 1: Part it's like two centered around partying. And yes, you're right,
Speaker 1: if you go down there with like a health focused
Speaker 1: organization like ALA, maybe you're gonna maybe I would have
Speaker 1: a better time. But it's just like, you know, one
Speaker 1: of my good friends had a birthday party down there
Speaker 1: last year and I was like, I'm not going I
Speaker 1: just did.
Speaker 3: Dude. I'll never forget how much you stunk on that trip.
Speaker 3: You were in your peak stinkiness.
Speaker 1: Dude. It was hot, we were golfing a lot. There
Speaker 1: was only like three showers for twenty guys, and so
Speaker 1: I just I would just jump in the pool and
Speaker 1: rinse off in there.
Speaker 3: Nick and I had our own bathroom. Was very sweet,
Speaker 3: It was very nice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, you guys probably paid extra gress got the
Speaker 1: royal treatment. Maybe Ben likes you guys more than me.
Speaker 1: That's probably what it is.
Speaker 3: Well, what I think it was is that he probably
Speaker 3: put Nick in because he didn't want to hear Nick
Speaker 3: and bitching a plane. So he's like, I'm gonna give
Speaker 3: a nice room with the bathroom. And then of course
Speaker 3: nobody else can stand the son of a bitch, thank
Speaker 3: you so much. So they were like, we'll put Jared
Speaker 3: in Nick's room with him, right, And so it kind
Speaker 3: of worked out well for me.
Speaker 1: Worked out well for you, worked out poorly for wells.
Speaker 1: We not only did I smell about the entire time,
Speaker 1: but I also shared a bed with him, so he
Speaker 1: was probably he probably did not like me at all
Speaker 1: or well, but he had a couple of cocktails every day.
Speaker 1: So I think that that kind of maybe made him
Speaker 1: a little nose deaf, which.
Speaker 2: Is good, I will say deans in. He still is
Speaker 2: in his smell good era and showers every day.
Speaker 3: Wow, you've domesticated him so much.
Speaker 1: Not only showering. I'm I'm using lotions.
Speaker 2: Lotions, skincare, not deodorant, deodorant and cologne colone.
Speaker 1: I've always worned the udorant. I'm using face facial scrubbing wash.
Speaker 1: My face has never been cleaner.
Speaker 3: What type of moisturizer we talking about? Because I put
Speaker 3: lotion on my face, does that mean I'm moisturizing body
Speaker 3: lotion on your face? No? No, no, No, I use face
Speaker 3: lotion like Ashley. I just used whatever Ashley as extra
Speaker 3: of Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was using body lotion on my face for a
Speaker 1: while and it was working really well, but it did
Speaker 1: make me like break out occasionally.
Speaker 2: It wasn't working.
Speaker 1: No, but like my skin was really hydra. I looked younger.
Speaker 1: I looked five years younger, and part of that was
Speaker 1: because I was getting pimples all over my face. So
Speaker 1: it kind of worked out in that sense. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm trying not to smell bad. Anymore. So it's
Speaker 1: it's going pretty well. But yeah, so that's good. That
Speaker 1: Cobo was good. I'm glad you enjoyed it. We were
Speaker 1: you know, we missed you here on the podcast.
Speaker 2: Well I missed you, guys. I was just lounging on
Speaker 2: a boat.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it sounds real nice, sounds real nice, I did say.
Speaker 1: I texted Jared this the other day. I had to
Speaker 1: leave kind of quickly last week to go play golf
Speaker 1: because Wednesdays is like our men's club day where there's
Speaker 1: like a big tournament every sing the week. And I
Speaker 1: shot an eighty, which is a pretty good score for
Speaker 1: me in a men's club match where you have to
Speaker 1: put everything all the way in and there's no like
Speaker 1: mulligans or anything like that. I shot an eighty, so
Speaker 1: I was pretty proud of that. I played yesterday and
Speaker 1: I shot an eighty eight. So I kind of regressed
Speaker 1: a little bit, But that's okay.
Speaker 2: Is your average eighty three?
Speaker 1: I would think, Yeah, low eighties is kind of where
Speaker 1: I'm averaging right now. But Jared, how was your Tom
Speaker 1: Brady retirement ceremony?
Speaker 3: Oh? It was amazing. So we got I got invited
Speaker 3: a couple of weeks ago from the Patriots as to
Speaker 3: media team, which was such an honor because I was
Speaker 3: debating whether I wanted to go or not because I
Speaker 3: love Brady so much, but also maybe it's just me
Speaker 3: getting older. There's only so much ass kissing I can take,
Speaker 3: even if it's for Brady, because it's like there's so
Speaker 3: much Brady now. And they were telling me it was like, oh,
Speaker 3: it's gonna be three hours. I'm like three hours, holy molely,
Speaker 3: you know. And it's like I love Brady, I love,
Speaker 3: love love Brady more than anything, but this just goes
Speaker 3: for anything in life where I'm like, okay, like I
Speaker 3: I love him so much and he's the best, but
Speaker 3: like I can you know, it's getting a little much now.
Speaker 3: But of course when they invited me, I was like, well,
Speaker 3: I gotta go. And there was actually a part of
Speaker 3: me that wanted to wear my Buccaneers jersey because I
Speaker 3: wanted to be like, I am a real Brady fan.
Speaker 3: I supported and loved Brady even when he wasn't playing
Speaker 3: for the Patriots. But then I felt like that was
Speaker 3: a bad taste because the Patriot's vine of me, and
Speaker 3: of course I loved the Patriots, so I was like, Okay,
Speaker 3: I won't do that. So I wore a shirt that
Speaker 3: said it's a Brady thing you wouldn't understand, which I
Speaker 3: think my mother in law got me for Christmas a
Speaker 3: couple of years ago, which I love so much because
Speaker 3: it's so subtle and it kind of doesn't make sense,
Speaker 3: but it makes sense to me and that's all that matters,
Speaker 3: and it makes sense to other people who understand the
Speaker 3: love that is Tom Brady. So I got to we
Speaker 3: walk the carpet. So the Patriots are so sweet to us.
Speaker 3: They gave us awesome parking lot. We got twenty feet
Speaker 3: away from the entrance and we got to go in
Speaker 3: and we were in Robert Craft's party and we had
Speaker 3: the best seat and I was three rows behind Drake May.
Speaker 3: The current Patriot players were there, and it was funny
Speaker 3: because there was like forty of them and they're all
Speaker 3: wearing Patriots jerseys. And I thought it was maybe like
Speaker 3: a family that like was a you know, like a
Speaker 3: family of a player and they were all wearing their
Speaker 3: jerseys because I was like, who, I didn't recognize anybody,
Speaker 3: and then I looked at jerseys and they were wearing
Speaker 3: their jerseys and then because I didn't recognize anybody. And
Speaker 3: then I'm like, man, that guy looks like Drake May.
Speaker 3: And then I saw on the back. I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 3: that's Drake May because he's wearing it. It looks like
Speaker 3: Drake May and he's wearing a Drake May jersey. And
Speaker 3: then I realized, oh, these are all current players right now.
Speaker 1: And then you realize that Drake May is thirteen years
Speaker 1: younger than you, and you're like, gosh, I feel freaking old. Dude.
Speaker 1: Was it at Gillette Stadium.
Speaker 3: It was at Gealette Stadium, so we got it was
Speaker 3: on the field, so we were right there, and dude,
Speaker 3: it was awesome. So Brady, So we were at the
Speaker 3: red carpet and then Brady, I didn't get sad to
Speaker 3: him because I didn't want to force it. We've already
Speaker 3: had so many wonderful moments. I didn't I didn't want
Speaker 3: to like be that guy to like just interject myself
Speaker 3: and make it awkward. So I was standing next to
Speaker 3: Dion Branch. We were talking to the Boston Globe, and
Speaker 3: then Brady walked on the carpet and he said hi
Speaker 3: to Dion, and I was standing right there, and I
Speaker 3: was staring at him because I'm like, if Brady makes
Speaker 3: eye contact, I want to be like, hey, good to
Speaker 3: see you again, man. But then he never. He just
Speaker 3: said hi to Dian and then immediately went like to
Speaker 3: the right because he was walking in with Robert Craft,
Speaker 3: and so I was like, ah, I would have had
Speaker 3: to been like hey, hey good. You know, I had
Speaker 3: to like really try to stop him, and I was like, well,
Speaker 3: I'm not doing that obviously. So it was awesome, man, Like,
Speaker 3: it was cool. They did a great job. So the
Speaker 3: beginning of the ceremony was awesome because when Brady ran
Speaker 3: on the field for the entire time, he always ran
Speaker 3: onto the field for his intro to jay Z's public
Speaker 3: service announcement. So then they played the song, it was
Speaker 3: like bomb bomb bomh and then everybody was like, oh,
Speaker 3: here comes Brady and then all of a sudden, you
Speaker 3: hear live from the stage. Allow me to reintroduce my
Speaker 3: and then you're like, oh my god, it's jay Z.
Speaker 3: And then jay Z came out, so that was really cool,
Speaker 3: and then he introed Brady, and then Bill Burg came
Speaker 3: out and did like some opening remarks and he was
Speaker 3: hysterical and I've never seen Bill Burr live, so that
Speaker 3: was awesome.
Speaker 1: And are you on the field or are you in
Speaker 1: the bleachers?
Speaker 3: No, we're on the field. So there were seats on
Speaker 3: the field we would do. We were amongst family and friends.
Speaker 3: I was like, this is insane. I was sitting next
Speaker 3: to you know, I won't like name players because I
Speaker 3: mean you'll probably know some of them, but like, dude,
Speaker 3: I was like, I look over and Dante high Towers
Speaker 3: next to me, and then Billy O'Brien, and then Malcolm
Speaker 3: Butler and like Edelman's right there, and Amidola and Gronk.
Speaker 3: They were like on the other side a little bit
Speaker 3: obviously much close to the stage because they were going
Speaker 3: up on stage. But like, it was crazy. Like I said, dude,
Speaker 3: I was next to all the Patriot players. Drake May
Speaker 3: was sitting right in front of us. I was like,
Speaker 3: this is cool. It was just cool to be like
Speaker 3: in the environment. And then I knew a bunch of
Speaker 3: the guys too, so it was nice just like interacting
Speaker 3: with them and talking. I was like, this is crazy
Speaker 3: because it feels like we belong. So it was.
Speaker 1: It was.
Speaker 3: It was awesome and it was cool. One of the
Speaker 3: coolest moments.
Speaker 1: And they like put his number in the rafters or
Speaker 1: something or was there like a date rafters but like
Speaker 1: along the Ring of Fame or whatever it.
Speaker 3: Is they retired Robert Kraft said that they're retiring his
Speaker 3: jersey number and then they're making him a statue. But
Speaker 3: it was so weird. I'm like, bro, why would you
Speaker 3: not have the statue ready to go, like unveil the statue.
Speaker 3: But it also makes me mad because I love the Patriots,
Speaker 3: but also they're just milking Tom Brady for everything he is.
Speaker 3: Because they were like, we're going to unveil the statue
Speaker 3: during the twenty twenty four season. I'm like, oh Jesus, like,
Speaker 3: how much can we possibly milk this? They brought him
Speaker 3: back last year to ring the bell because it was
Speaker 3: like Tom Brady's back in the stadium, and then they're like, oh,
Speaker 3: now Brady's going to be back to be in the
Speaker 3: Hall of Fame next summer. And now it's like, oh,
Speaker 3: by the way, this coming up season, we're gonna unveil
Speaker 3: the Tom Brady statue. I'm like, good God, people like
Speaker 3: just be good again and then you'll be relevant. Okay, Kitlen,
Speaker 3: how much much are you enjoying this conversation.
Speaker 2: Oh I'm a little a little tuned out with sports.
Speaker 3: All right, here we go, so I'm going to bring
Speaker 3: it back home. So we were there last night and
Speaker 3: Brady's kids were there, and you know what, the craziest ever,
Speaker 3: when I really think about it, because he has one
Speaker 3: with Bridge of Monaghan, and the is two with Gizelle
Speaker 3: is that, you know, so he talks about his kids
Speaker 3: obviously in his speech, and especially when I was looking
Speaker 3: at his kids because we were just like, I was
Speaker 3: just right next to him. I'm like, bro, your mom
Speaker 3: is gizl bunching. That's insane. That's insane. Like your dad's Brady,
Speaker 3: And I guess that's a little bit more like relatable
Speaker 3: to me because he's a football player.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Giselle has just left like an international icon. I'm like, dude,
Speaker 3: your mom is Gizelle Bunching. That's insane. And it was interesting.
Speaker 3: I was curious if he was going to mention her
Speaker 3: name during his speech because he didn't, And I was
Speaker 3: curious if he was going to because it must be
Speaker 3: so difficult to I mean, I guess just the worse
Speaker 3: in general is difficult, but when you have kids with
Speaker 3: people and there's such a high profile relationship, like Tom
Speaker 3: and Gizelle were in and he talks about his kids like,
Speaker 3: I'm sure he still has so much love for Gizelle
Speaker 3: for being the mother of his kids, you know, and
Speaker 3: I'm assuming that they have hopefully some sort of good
Speaker 3: relationship because of them. And so I was like, I
Speaker 3: wonder if he's going to mention, like because he wanted
Speaker 3: to thank you know, everybody that's helped him to get
Speaker 3: to this point, and Gizelle definitely did. I mean, you know,
Speaker 3: he helped raise their kids. She was there. So I
Speaker 3: was like, I wonder if he's going to be like,
Speaker 3: you know, I want to thank the mother of my children.
Speaker 3: He never said anything, so I was like, huh. Interesting.
Speaker 1: For the record, I just looked it up. The number
Speaker 1: eighteen in Denver was retired by Frank Chappuko, who was
Speaker 1: the first Broncos quarterback, and then unretired for Peyton to
Speaker 1: come and then re retired when Peyton was done there.
Speaker 1: So ah, kind of like a pseudo number of retirement
Speaker 1: for Peyton. I was already retired, so I guess it
Speaker 1: was going to be retired either way. Well, that's interesting. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean it sounds like a good time. How far
Speaker 1: of a drive is it from Rhode Island to Jilette?
Speaker 1: Like three hours?
Speaker 3: No? No, no, it's like less from here without traffic, it's.
Speaker 1: Less than an hour. Oh wow, so super easy to
Speaker 1: get to.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's nice. But it was cool man, So it
Speaker 3: was cool and Ashley came with us. And Ashley is
Speaker 3: such a Brady fan because of me now, because she's
Speaker 3: become so invested in a human being Kaelin, I'm sure
Speaker 3: there are people like that in Dean's life, where like
Speaker 3: being such a big fan of these people, but you know,
Speaker 3: because he's been so integrated in our lives on a
Speaker 3: personal level, you become a fan of this person as well,
Speaker 3: and that's what happened with Ashley and Brady.
Speaker 1: Do you think you have any of those Kaielan?
Speaker 3: Do? I are you?
Speaker 1: Do you have any of those people that I really
Speaker 1: admire that you have to admire because I don't know
Speaker 1: if that would qualify. It's not the same level as
Speaker 1: Jared and Tom Brady.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because the Broncos aren't great right now, so since
Speaker 2: you've been dating, they're not great. And I don't know,
Speaker 2: there's no one that you're passionate Jared's Didham.
Speaker 1: The only thing I can think about is when we
Speaker 1: went to that Atmosphere concert and you're like, this sucks,
Speaker 1: let's get out of here. I was like, okay, oh,
Speaker 1: or do you agree? I mean, it's it's it's funny
Speaker 1: because his music's not everyone's cup of tea, So I
Speaker 1: totally get it. But yeah, that's the only that's the
Speaker 1: only moment that comes to my mind.
Speaker 3: What about the reversal? Is there anybody that Caitlin really
Speaker 3: cares about the dnail you've become personally invested in.
Speaker 1: No, she doesn't really idolize many people, and a good
Speaker 1: That's a good thing, because I don't think I idolized
Speaker 1: many people either.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. I don't know that I do.
Speaker 1: Like Taylor Swift, I guess no, Shania Twain, I guess yeah. Concert,
Speaker 1: but she had like a voice issue, so we couldn't go.
Speaker 2: Remember, yeah, she canceled like an hour before the concert.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of who else it would be, Like,
Speaker 1: who else would you be like really excited to see?
Speaker 1: There's not really that many people.
Speaker 2: I feel like, No, Taylor Swift was great to see.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm not a big not a big
Speaker 2: fan of a lot of people or even a small
Speaker 2: amount of people, right, And I'm just saying, think I
Speaker 2: love Hillary Duff. That's kind of it for me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and so I could like Hillary Duff. I guess
Speaker 1: it's harder when you don't like sports, when you don't
Speaker 1: watch sports, because obviously, if you're watching sports, you're gonna
Speaker 1: cherish these individuals a lot, especially if they're playing for
Speaker 1: your team and they're good. And if you know you
Speaker 1: you like music, but you don't love music, I guess, right,
Speaker 1: And so it's like you don't have like these ten
Speaker 1: artists that you follow around religiously. I guess yeah, because
Speaker 1: and I'm the same way too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you just like teams.
Speaker 1: I just like the Nuggets on the Broncos. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: an atmosphere Slug is my hero. Even though he hates me,
Speaker 1: why does he hate you? I met him once when
Speaker 1: I was like twenty, and I was really drunk and
Speaker 1: I embarrassed myself and he's like, get out of my face,
Speaker 1: and I was like, yeah, that's probably a good idea,
Speaker 1: sounds about right, But maybe one day we'll have our own.
Speaker 1: Maybe the Broncos will get really good and bo Nix
Speaker 1: will be our next Tom Brady and will win seven
Speaker 1: Super Bowls with him.
Speaker 3: Bo Nicks, He's gonna suck. But I definitely idolize people,
Speaker 3: as you guys may have noticed once or twice. But
Speaker 3: I also I feel like I do a good job
Speaker 3: not to congratulate myself. I don't know if this is
Speaker 3: like a compliment or not compartmentalizing, because like the people idolize,
Speaker 3: like I understand that they're flawed and they make mistakes.
Speaker 3: But that's one of the reasons why I think I
Speaker 3: like idolizing them, because like someone like I don't know.
Speaker 3: Obviously we'll just stick on the Brady trade, but like
Speaker 3: I have no doubt that Brady has probably done stupid
Speaker 3: shit and makes mistakes, and you know, sometimes as a
Speaker 3: jerk or like doesn't always do the right thing, or
Speaker 3: you know, I don't really know. But my point being
Speaker 3: is that.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I think we're all. I think he's a guy that's trying,
Speaker 3: you know, and I think that's what I try to idolize,
Speaker 3: Like I'm just trying. I'm just trying to do the
Speaker 3: best I can. And you know, in all facets of life.
Speaker 3: And so I think that's what I idolize about people
Speaker 3: is the self awareness to know that, like, you know,
Speaker 3: we're all just trying our best and it's a lot
Speaker 3: of time probably not going to be good enough, because
Speaker 3: human beings are just flawed in general. But like, yeah,
Speaker 3: there's nobody that I think I'm not on the train
Speaker 3: of like, oh, this person's perfect. Like a lot of
Speaker 3: some of my friends are like that, you know, they're like, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: this this person's perfect, And I'm like, they're not. They're
Speaker 3: not even close to perfect. But that's what's so beautiful
Speaker 3: about it is that they've had so much success in
Speaker 3: their life and they're doing so well, but they're not perfect,
Speaker 3: and they're just working hard and grinding. And some of
Speaker 3: them were born blessed and some of them weren't and
Speaker 3: worked hard and some of them got lucky. And I
Speaker 3: don't know, everybody has a different story.
Speaker 1: Well, Caylen, what else is going on in our lives
Speaker 1: that you want to share? Anything? Interesting?
Speaker 2: Uh? Is there?
Speaker 1: You tell me?
Speaker 2: Oh? Our table was built?
Speaker 1: Kaitlyn's birthday is in two days.
Speaker 3: Ah, how old?
Speaker 2: I'll be twenty nine on Saturday?
Speaker 1: The Big Two nine the last good thing.
Speaker 3: I did not say the Big three out because I
Speaker 3: was like, wait.
Speaker 2: A minute close, when a year off?
Speaker 1: What are you gonna do for it? Do you have
Speaker 1: any plans?
Speaker 2: No clue. Well, we're gonna go in Aspen. That's all
Speaker 2: I want to do is just like pop around Aspen.
Speaker 2: There's farmer's market. We went to the farmer's market in
Speaker 2: town yesterday and it was just slim pickens, so I need.
Speaker 2: It was cute, but there were no fresh fresh vegetables
Speaker 2: except for colored greens and lettuce. And yeah, like it's
Speaker 2: more of a market where you go and eat versus
Speaker 2: like bring fresh produce home, which I was looking for.
Speaker 1: So you don't like the Carbondale fires Farmer's Market, Oh
Speaker 1: I love it. I just missed the Brentwood Farmer's Market.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, there's like all these different vendors. I could
Speaker 2: get moca. Is that what it's called, Like all sorts
Speaker 2: of new dip manca? Yeah, macha No is it maka?
Speaker 2: It's that new thing that alternative to alcohol.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I have no idea what it's called.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, And like I love dips, I love drinks,
Speaker 2: I love juices, so yeah, it's just slackening a little bit.
Speaker 2: But everyone says the Aspen Market's great.
Speaker 1: I guess we'll know on Saturday.
Speaker 2: And food and Wine is on Saturday. I would love
Speaker 2: to go, but tickets are three thousand dollars, so we're
Speaker 2: hoping someone will just pass us a ticket on their
Speaker 2: way out. But we'll see.
Speaker 1: I mean, hopefully we can just buy one from someone
Speaker 1: on their way out. I don't necessarily need a free one.
Speaker 1: You can't buy day tickets is the issue, so that
Speaker 1: you can get like a weekend. The weekend is three
Speaker 1: thousand dollars. But I don't think we want to go
Speaker 1: every day of the weekend.
Speaker 2: We just want to go one day, like one hour.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, So we're working on that. I guess is
Speaker 1: there anything specific that you want, like a material possession
Speaker 1: that you've been yearning to have that your husband could
Speaker 1: buy you that you you said.
Speaker 2: You already got me a gift?
Speaker 1: Is there anything specific that you want husband to get you? Though?
Speaker 2: Why are you leading it?
Speaker 1: Like? I'm just trying to try to engauge what you're
Speaker 1: interested in having receiving for your birthday?
Speaker 2: I want I wanted a new iPad, but I just
Speaker 2: bought it myself.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was gonna get you on. I have to
Speaker 1: return to the one that I got you. Yeah, So
Speaker 1: what else would you want?
Speaker 2: I don't need anything.
Speaker 1: What do you get a girl that has everything? You know?
Speaker 1: An iPad and you got you got two of those?
Speaker 2: Now, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Huh like a bracelet?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, bracelets? Cool?
Speaker 1: Like a necklace.
Speaker 2: I'm book on bracelets right now.
Speaker 1: Okay, what about an anklet? Yeah, you don't wear anklets?
Speaker 1: I'm oh, well, what about like a belly ring like this,
Speaker 1: belly belly necklace, belly chain, belly chain.
Speaker 2: Yeah, are you just listening? Every piece of jewelry you know?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Nice?
Speaker 1: What about like a toe ring?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Okay, so so belly chain.
Speaker 2: Is said, you already bought me against Why are you
Speaker 2: going through the list?
Speaker 1: Well, the gift I got you, it's like it's.
Speaker 2: Not really a gift, it is.
Speaker 1: It was admission to food and wine.
Speaker 2: Why are you telling me right now?
Speaker 1: Because it's like through a friend, and I don't know
Speaker 1: if it's gonna actually be think a thing or not.
Speaker 1: It's like I don't actually have the ticket. He's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: we're there, and you're more than welcome to come and
Speaker 1: hang out with us. Oh, so I've just now I'm
Speaker 1: trying to figure out what exactly it's going to be
Speaker 1: because I don't want to I don't want to rely
Speaker 1: on a friend to get us into food and wine.
Speaker 1: But we're going to figure that out.
Speaker 2: So you got me, uh maybe from a friend.
Speaker 1: Yep, worked really hard for it.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's it.
Speaker 1: Gift, worked really hard for it. Well, maybe I got
Speaker 1: you a belly chain too. Did you ever have your
Speaker 1: belly button pierced?
Speaker 3: No? Did I?
Speaker 2: Or would I?
Speaker 1: Did you know? And would you know? Okay, what's a
Speaker 1: piece of jewlry that you don't have that you've always
Speaker 1: wanted to have?
Speaker 2: Dane, you just need to figure me out and not
Speaker 2: try to get the d answer on the podcast.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm just I'm not trying to figure anything out.
Speaker 1: I'm just asking you a little bit more about yourself,
Speaker 1: just trying to get to know you.
Speaker 2: I'm just beg on bracelets.
Speaker 1: Bracelets permanent, not really okay? Interesting? Yeah, I had a
Speaker 1: lot of work.
Speaker 2: You have two days?
Speaker 1: Two days? Yeah, I'm not really worried about it. We're
Speaker 1: gonna we're gonna have a great birthday for you on
Speaker 1: your twenty ninth.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's gonna be great.
Speaker 1: We're gonna go up, We're gonna drink some nice wine.
Speaker 1: I've never really been to food and wines, so I
Speaker 1: don't really know what to expect, but I've heard good things.
Speaker 2: Yeah, everyone says it's amazing.
Speaker 1: There's a little like seminars, which I don't think we
Speaker 1: care about the seminars, do we?
Speaker 2: I think Somalia's do, and that's something that we are not.
Speaker 1: We could probably be Samalia's. I have a friend who's
Speaker 1: a Smallia, but I don't like wine. Maybe I could
Speaker 1: be a good Somalia because I don't necessarily like wine
Speaker 1: very much. When you got me my birthday presents, how
Speaker 1: did you go about figuring out what you think I wanted?
Speaker 2: I just know you all, and I know that you
Speaker 2: have been wanting to see John Craigie for years, So
Speaker 2: I got you tickets to see him.
Speaker 1: Yeah? Is that next month? Mm hm in Denver?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What day? Do you know?
Speaker 2: July twelfth?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Great, So if anyone wants to come to JOHNK. Craigie
Speaker 1: July twelfth, we'll be there. Yeah, not backstage because we're
Speaker 1: not as cool as Jared is I guess.
Speaker 3: But obviously. I was actually talking earlier about how I'm
Speaker 3: not a good gift receiver because I was thinking about
Speaker 3: Father's Days this weekend and I was like, I pray
Speaker 3: to God Ashley doesn't get me anything. I don't want anything,
Speaker 3: I don't need anything, and I don't want her to
Speaker 3: get me anything, Like you know, I don't want to
Speaker 3: feel the guilt. I love that she wants to sometimes,
Speaker 3: but I like, I do the same thing for my birthday,
Speaker 3: for Father's Day. Ironically, the only time I ever want
Speaker 3: a gift and I don't even need it. But if
Speaker 3: she ever wants to get me one would be Christmas.
Speaker 3: Just the idea of like opening a present next to
Speaker 3: the tree, that's all I care about. And it's more
Speaker 3: of like the nostalgia feeling within me. But I'm terrible
Speaker 3: at gift receiving because I'm like, you don't have to
Speaker 3: get me anything, please, And of course I'm like, thank
Speaker 3: you so much, this is wonderful. But like my mom's
Speaker 3: a good gift receiver. When she gets a gift, she
Speaker 3: freaks out and she's excited and she loves getting gifts
Speaker 3: and like it's fun getting her gifts because she just
Speaker 3: gets so excited. I'm terrible. So anyway, that's my U
Speaker 3: two cents on gifts.
Speaker 1: Getting gifts is hard because I never know, like if
Speaker 1: I whether I love it or I hate it. I
Speaker 1: feel like I react very similarly. I'm just like very
Speaker 1: kind of level with it, and so I don't feel
Speaker 1: like I do a very good job of like expressing
Speaker 1: my gratitude with my expressions when I receive a gift.
Speaker 1: I agree, So yeah, getting gifts stinks. Giving gifts is hard.
Speaker 1: I like giving gifts when I see something and I
Speaker 1: think of you, but then there's like, you know, a
Speaker 1: holiday comes around on your birthday and and you're you're
Speaker 1: kind of on the spot to get a gift. But
Speaker 1: it's like, okay, yes, I will get you a gift, obviously,
Speaker 1: but it's not something that I'm like walking around town
Speaker 1: and seeing something and buying it for.
Speaker 3: You, walking around town as Dean does you know, Yeah,
Speaker 3: but we'll see.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got two days to figure it out.
Speaker 2: I can't believe you waited till last minute.
Speaker 1: No, I didn't wait till the last minute. It's got
Speaker 1: two whole days.
Speaker 3: He's got plenty of time. Forty eight hours.
Speaker 1: My god.
Speaker 3: I usually wait till the day of.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you look at that. I'm already day ahead
Speaker 1: of Jared right.
Speaker 3: Now, two days.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, that's gonna do it for this week's
Speaker 1: episode of Suckers. Thank you guys so much for joining
Speaker 1: us from wherever you are in the world. We will
Speaker 1: be here next week as well. Are you going to
Speaker 1: be here next week? Kaylen?
Speaker 2: We'll be in New York, but I will hop on
Speaker 2: for my phone.
Speaker 3: Nice.
Speaker 1: Nice, And Jared, are you going to be here?
Speaker 3: I'll be here?
Speaker 1: Oh? Love that. So we're gonna have the whole gang
Speaker 1: together in different parts of the world, just like old times.
Speaker 3: Just like God intended.
Speaker 1: All right, we're gonna get out of here. Thank you
Speaker 1: guys so much for listening. Be sure to tune in
Speaker 1: next week, where maybe we suck just a little bit
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