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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to the Christmas Come Down

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Speaker 1: episode of dar Dy's Eye Guys. Sin's a production by

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Speaker 1: Heart the podcast we take Deep Down and Marry Share Consciousness.

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Speaker 1: And it's Tuesday, December twenty sixth, twenty twenty three.

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Speaker 2: And we're all here. We're all here. We took time

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Speaker 2: off to check back in absolutely this one.

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Speaker 1: This is being recorded on the day after Christmas. We're

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Speaker 1: just making everybody come in. It's that point of the

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Speaker 1: year where all the Christmas songs disappear all at once

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Speaker 1: from like play like I feel like it starts happening

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Speaker 1: right now. Everyone's just like I don't want to hear

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Speaker 1: that anymore people ever again. It's a real I feel

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Speaker 1: like for me, the day after Christmas is like a

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Speaker 1: hurdling change of mood and pace on par maybe with

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Speaker 1: only moments after sex. Like suddenly you're just laying around

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Speaker 1: with stuff all over the place, and you're like in

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Speaker 1: your right mind again and you feel the reality of

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Speaker 1: your life more acutely than maybe any other time, Like

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Speaker 1: I have.

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Speaker 2: A post coital clarity.

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Speaker 1: I remember like the first time that happened to me

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Speaker 1: as a teenager, I was like, this feels like.

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Speaker 2: The day after Christmas.

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Speaker 1: I truly immediately had that fun.

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Speaker 3: There's Garland.

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Speaker 1: Everywhere, there's Garland, and it doesn't show time.

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Speaker 2: It's about uh shit.

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Speaker 1: My name is Jack O'Brien and I'm throwed to be

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Speaker 1: joined as always buy my co host.

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Speaker 2: Mister Miles Grass, Miles Pray, Kay Gray After Christmas, AKA,

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Speaker 2: I didn't know December twenty sixth was National Whiners' Day.

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Speaker 2: I wonder if that's to do with people who didn't

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Speaker 2: get a good present.

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Speaker 1: Bunch of fucking whiners.

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Speaker 2: Wow, it's also Boxing Day, you know. Oh man, the

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Speaker 2: time honor tradition of helping those less fortunates, the great

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Speaker 2: American to realit when I'm saying, that's not America, that's

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Speaker 2: great Britain again and never mind miss.

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Speaker 1: The greatest of Britain and smiles, we are thrilled to

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Speaker 1: be joined in our third seat. Hold on to your

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Speaker 1: butt Zeers buddy. He's like we called him five minutes

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Speaker 1: ago and interrupted a conversation and we're just like, hey,

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Speaker 1: you want to come on the Daily zeit Geist with

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Speaker 1: no preparation and just talk about Christmas? It is mister

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Speaker 1: Chris Craft, what's up?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm I'm available on five minutes. I'm a I'm

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Speaker 4: like a fireman. Yeah, always on with no fucking training.

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Speaker 1: We rang the alarm, came down the yeah.

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Speaker 2: Dude, they were like, where are that Poli.

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Speaker 1: Dude like, oh no, man, no, man showed up crazy

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Speaker 1: And then we are also joined Journed Adjourned. We are

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Speaker 1: also joined by super producer Justin Connor j C.

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Speaker 3: The reason for the seasons. He has risen.

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Speaker 2: Dude, he is risen. Like, dude, it's like Jez like

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Speaker 2: say see Jesus, Oh yeah, they need to do that in.

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Speaker 1: The he's he has risen and it's just our I

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Speaker 2: All right, that's the oh yeah that too, yeah gen

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Speaker 2: z gen z easter mer right there, dude, he is dude,

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Speaker 2: he's got like stunner shades on.

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Speaker 3: That's how order of the year too, how topically, Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Look at us, look at us, and we are thrilled

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Speaker 1: to be joined. His mic is on.

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Speaker 2: It's super producer Victor.

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Speaker 5: I'm still just hungover from all the ham and tomaly's.

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Speaker 5: I just stay from last and to damn damn Hamali's

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Speaker 5: so very happy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, everyone MIC's on, except for super producer Bay who

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Speaker 1: lost their voice.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, the voice the chords rest the Wild Christmas Apparent.

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Speaker 1: I don't know much of the voice either. Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: got all that nugget? All that nugget? Is that one

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Speaker 1: of your Christmas? So all right, this is this is

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Speaker 1: what the episode is. Basically, I feel like we should

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Speaker 1: take advantage of that clarity of vision and mind and

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Speaker 1: make some big decisions about the pop culture landscape of Christmas,

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Speaker 1: like not you know what, what are some classic movies, songs, traditions.

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Speaker 1: I have a couple of traditions that I want to

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Speaker 1: take another look at for Christmas, because you know, it's

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Speaker 1: we're spent, We're done with all the Christmas cheer, pack

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Speaker 1: it up well, and we're just here seeing it with

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Speaker 1: look at this one.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, do where do you? Where do you want

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Speaker 2: to start? What do you I guess, Jack, what are

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Speaker 2: you most angry about?

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Speaker 6: Oh? I am teed off? Oh shit, don't get me started, guys.

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Speaker 6: So let's actually start with a meal. Because Victor just

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Speaker 6: mentioned Hammond to Molly's. Yep, that's not a thing that

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Speaker 6: I had ever heard of people eating on Christmas.

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Speaker 2: I don't think we to formalize he's somebody that has

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Speaker 2: no Latino friends.

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Speaker 1: Ham and Tamales is the.

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Speaker 2: Yea Christmas. It's just a Christmas thing. Yeah, okay, well

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Speaker 2: dating bro, he wasn't out here in so call you know, like.

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Speaker 1: I was definitely not us.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So I feel like the standard when you see a

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Speaker 1: Christmas meal in a movie, that meal is just Thanksgiving,

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Speaker 1: except with a goose instead of a turkey. Right, Like

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Speaker 1: nobody eats geese anymore. We've met too many geese. I don't.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to eat a fucking goose like I've had.

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Speaker 1: I've cleaned up too much goose ship or like stepped

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Speaker 1: in too much goose ship like and then there's ham,

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Speaker 1: but it's again, it's just Thanksgiving with ham instead of

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Speaker 1: turkey in a lot of cases, I want a new

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Speaker 1: like go to meal that everyone and it sounds like

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Speaker 1: Latin community already has this, but like I feel like

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Speaker 1: it's just currently a lesser version of Thanksgiving. I'm personally

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Speaker 1: pitching pizza and pasta, Like pizza and pasta don't have

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Speaker 1: a global holiday where it's like that's the thing, like

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Speaker 1: this is, oh yeah, I've got I've got this, like

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Speaker 1: amazing pizza that I'm gonna, you know, put in the

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Speaker 2: You know, we've got we've got barbecue.

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Speaker 1: We've got burgers and fries and er burgers and hot

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Speaker 1: dogs for a lot of other holidays. But pizza is

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Speaker 1: the favorite food in a lot of places. And I

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Speaker 1: feel like we're we need a we need an official holiday.

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Speaker 1: Why not make it an official Christmas pizza holiday?

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Speaker 4: Jack, Where are you from?

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Speaker 1: You're from Ohio, kind of all over the place. I'm

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Speaker 1: a West Virginia, Ohio, Kentucky, Massachusetts, New York.

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Speaker 4: Someplace you never had?

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Speaker 2: What was it?

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Speaker 4: What did you have for Tamali's? Yeah, Tomali's, Like I

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Speaker 4: didn't have I'm from Connecticut. I didn't have Tamali's so

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Speaker 4: I was like twenty four.

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Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, yeah, I didn't have sushi until I was

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Speaker 1: like in my twenties.

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Speaker 4: Baroni's.

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Speaker 1: White boomer people like are scared, so scared. The most

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Speaker 4: Like to them, sounds like, you know, it's too much

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Speaker 7: It's it's not just white people. I have a family member.

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Speaker 7: I will not put it on blast. But they have

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Speaker 7: never eaten a taco in their entire life. Wow, that's

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Speaker 7: they're pushing tragedy. That's no. No taco bell, no nothing,

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Speaker 7: no talk.

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Speaker 2: Not even taco bell.

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Speaker 3: No No, that's wait.

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Speaker 1: You just didn't believe it hadn't hit until it Like yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm like, well, what evenest like if you don't have

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Speaker 1: like a tacket ear or something like I was like, okay,

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Speaker 1: maybe in that form You're like, I've never had. Miles

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Speaker 1: is thinking like, so this guy's never been drunk.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I'm like nothing to produce her be

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Speaker 2: is like wait, but then taco right.

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Speaker 1: Now, that's where I draw the line. So what are

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Speaker 1: you what is this person eating?

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Speaker 2: Man?

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Speaker 3: Pizza? A lot of a lot of pizza.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, they went with they went real hardcore Midwestern traditionalist,

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Speaker 7: and that apparently did not include tacos when they were

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think the idea of having an official like

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Speaker 1: like KFC is the move.

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Speaker 2: can tell you this as a matter of fact. It's

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Speaker 2: it's on and popping with the KFC. Japanese KFC Christmas

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Speaker 2: is just like it's I don't know, for whatever reason,

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Speaker 2: it's just like the biggest thing, or it was for

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Speaker 2: a while. Now people kind of do Christmas in many

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Speaker 2: different ways, but like they're like Christmas package that they

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Speaker 2: advance line up for. There used to be like they

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Speaker 2: still have commemorative cups, like my family used to collect

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Speaker 2: those shits.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but they say it happened because there were Americans

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Speaker 2: who couldn't find a turkey, so they just went to

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Speaker 2: KFC to have some kind of you know, poultry on

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Speaker 2: a goose. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, they couldn't find a goose.

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Speaker 2: I can get I'll get you a goose by now.

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Speaker 1: Man.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, well let me ask you this mouse does. Does

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Speaker 7: the KFC better hit over there better than it does

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Because I don't know.

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Speaker 7: Man, the breading on on the on the fried chicken

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Speaker 7: and KFC in America, it's it's always feels so wet

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's good, No, you can get Look, Japanese fried

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Speaker 2: chicken is good, you know. And I would say, as

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Speaker 2: fried chicken in Japan.

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Speaker 3: I'm talking about the KFC specific.

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Speaker 2: But KFC I haven't. The last time I had it

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Speaker 2: was like a couple of years ago. It's fine. I mean, like,

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Speaker 2: I guess the difference is like there's probably more of

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Speaker 2: an exoticized view of like American fried chicken. You know,

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Speaker 2: it's like the same way how like people Europe love

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Speaker 2: red solo cups because it's in the party scenes of

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Speaker 2: every movie, Like, oh, just is it like taste better

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Speaker 2: out of the cups? Like nah, man, it's the fucking media, man,

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Speaker 2: it's the fucken.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, so they don't have to show labels.

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Speaker 4: But I was wondering about that too, like maybe if

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Speaker 4: the fried chicken over in Japan was more of a

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Speaker 4: like tempora style, which would.

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Speaker 2: Make me no, no, no. It's got the same blend

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Speaker 2: of herbs and spices. But the big thing is like

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Speaker 2: it's it's sort of presented as a way for people

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Speaker 2: to engage with this, you know, because no one is

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Speaker 2: Christian in Japan. It's like less than one percent, so

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Speaker 2: nobody's really out here like you know, Fizzion for Jesus,

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Speaker 2: soiz for the Risen. But yeah, they're not out here

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Speaker 2: like that. It's more just to be like it's fun.

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Speaker 2: It's mostly a couple's holiday, Like it's like Valentine's Day

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Speaker 2: for a lot of people too, Like you get something, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: because the real the real time for kids to get

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Speaker 2: gifts is New Year's That's what's different.

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Speaker 4: That sounds nice.

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Speaker 1: You have for fried chicken too, Let's do fried chicken.

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Speaker 1: You know, like fried chicken doesn't really have holiday. I

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Speaker 1: mean it's associated with like summer holidays more so. But

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Speaker 4: Who's gonna make chicken in an Irish family? Nobody you

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Speaker 1: For you something like that you created.

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Speaker 2: If you could, what's the food that you would Chris,

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Speaker 1: They were already unwrapped out of the.

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Speaker 4: And they didn't You didn't have to take the paper

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Speaker 4: It's a last resort candy that's a last Actually there's barrel.

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Speaker 4: You find that in a glove compartment, you might eat it.

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Speaker 1: my kids, and they're like, it tastes like fucking toothpaste. Man,

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Speaker 4: You can't You can't have until you finish all your goose.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, shout out.

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Speaker 5: To my mom.

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Speaker 7: I will say, this might be hard to do because

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Speaker 7: Christmas morning can be a bit hectic, especially if you're

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Speaker 2: Or family members.

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Speaker 7: But I just had this memory right now. My mom

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, Christmas breakfast is real.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh, that's what it is. It's not the dinner, man,

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Speaker 2: that's what I'm thinking. It's the fucking breakfast. That's when

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Speaker 2: I put a lot, Like I'll even make a breakfast

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Speaker 2: and then bacon in the morning. That's actually more than

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Speaker 2: the dinner the thing that I look forward to, because

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Speaker 2: the dinner could be fucking anything. And also it is

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Speaker 3: For me because I would be I'd be up at

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Speaker 7: I'd have a hard time sleeping on Christmas Day, you know,

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Speaker 7: I would just like it be one of those people

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Speaker 7: eat at like nine o'clock, it was just like euphoric

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Speaker 7: to have like this sugary, savory bacon type of explosion.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure, Christmas breakfast goes hard for sure.

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Speaker 2: All Right, what else we getting rid of?

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Speaker 1: I think missiletes Like I don't know, it's so central

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Speaker 1: in so many songs. It feels like it was invented

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Speaker 1: bi sexual predators for sexual predators.

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Speaker 4: Definitely, I don't need.

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Speaker 1: It's very like I like sex forward, like spin on

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Speaker 1: Christmas for sure, or just like a romantic Christmas.

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Speaker 2: But like, yeah, y'all know, we love horny Christmas.

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Speaker 1: We love horny Christmas. We've talked about it endlessly. It

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Speaker 1: is also the closest that the human species has to

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Speaker 1: a mating season. It's like when the most birthdays most

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Speaker 1: children are conceived around this time of year, so many September, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so exactly. So I just feel like we shouldn't need

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Speaker 1: to trick people into kissing us. We shouldn't have to

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Speaker 1: like be laying traps to get a little kiss on Christmas.

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Speaker 1: And if we are, maybe that person and you shouldn't

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Speaker 1: be kissing even if it is Christmas. So I'm not saying, like,

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Speaker 1: retire songs if it mentions missiletoe, but let's just like

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Speaker 1: maybe steer it in a non missiletoe direction and create

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Speaker 1: some horny traditions that don't involve laying traps.

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Speaker 3: Is anyone ever actually kissed under a mistletoe?

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Speaker 1: That's really more of.

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Speaker 4: An awkwardness generator.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Whenever I'm near mistletoe, I feel up tight, you

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Speaker 4: know what I mean, because I'm like, what happens if

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Speaker 4: some freak, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 2: Like I don't like and mistleton. I respect the laws

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Speaker 4: In my opinion, missletoe creates a forbidding environment.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I I definitely so like to your points, like

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Speaker 2: I've never kissed under mistletoe, maybe like since I've been married,

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Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Like booed up and you're like,

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Speaker 2: oh the mistletoe kind of thing. But yo, I remember

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Speaker 2: because mistletoe in popular culture. It was like the first

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Speaker 2: pick up artist I think I ever listened to, like

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Speaker 2: like that you get people.

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Speaker 1: Don't know Mystery had a mistletoe and that big head of.

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Speaker 2: His Yeah, and that's how that's why he had more

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Speaker 2: more makeout on record than any other other pick up party.

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Speaker 1: Where is Mystery in prison? Yeah?

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Speaker 7: That or.

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Speaker 2: Or selling like cutco knives.

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Speaker 4: It was omnip for like a year.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, like in everybody's face.

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Speaker 2: And for a while I thought he was Chris Angel.

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Speaker 3: I was gonna say him and christ Angel and Romans

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Speaker 3: now in Vegas.

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Speaker 2: I was like, is he Chris Angel? But I remember

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Speaker 2: in seventh grade, like I begged my mom to buy

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Speaker 2: me like missiletoe like out like a Michael's or like

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Speaker 2: And you know, I kept that ship in my pocket

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Speaker 2: on me, but like do I know how to fucking

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Speaker 2: use it? And I think a part of me knew

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Speaker 2: that there was no way that waving like a fucking

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Speaker 2: consensual moment. And I think that's what's probably when I

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Speaker 2: was like, what the fuck is like?

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Speaker 3: What also, as as as.

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Speaker 7: Mistletoes already are the it feels like you're pushing the

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Speaker 7: boundary even more if you have, like if you're just

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Speaker 7: carrying it around, like putting in front of people's faces.

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Speaker 2: Like you saw in the movies.

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Speaker 3: I mean I saw it hanging above door.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I was always see people were like, uh, now

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Speaker 2: you gotta give me a kiss. You Like, oh man,

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Speaker 2: I guess I gotta kiss you. And meanwhile, like I'm

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Speaker 2: six and I have no idea what consent is. I

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Speaker 2: guess that works, So mistletoe check.

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Speaker 1: So pickup artists.

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Speaker 4: I knew pickup artists were stupid, like there were a

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Speaker 4: waste of money, but that's like how like how bottom

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Speaker 4: of the barrel? Their ideas are like give me a mistletoe.

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Speaker 2: No no, But I'm saying more in the sense of, like,

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Speaker 2: here's a hack that doesn't involve understanding people to try

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Speaker 2: and be stimulated in some way. You know what I

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Speaker 2: mean like that's that's so much of that sort of

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Speaker 2: you know, curriculum is like not to say that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I was just thinking that I didn't.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it was like I'd be so mad if I

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Speaker 4: bought like a pickup artist like videotape or whatever and

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Speaker 4: popped it in and they were like, get some missletoe.

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Speaker 2: Yeah wait my money back, sucker for this. Yeah exactly.

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Speaker 2: I paid for the master class to take to go

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Speaker 2: one night out with you in Vegas for three thousand

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Speaker 2: dollars and you gave us all missiletoe. Yeah, here's the secret.

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Speaker 4: It's like it's like when you find out about like

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Speaker 4: Xenu and scientology.

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Speaker 2: Okay, like wait for.

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Speaker 1: Mistletoe. Dude, you've finally gone clear.

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Speaker 4: Open this envelope.

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Speaker 2: Check all these volcano They all came up from these

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Speaker 2: volcanos and Xenu had to check them.

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Speaker 1: What your secret is, missletoe dude? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: This cost me fucking six hundred thousand dollars.

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Speaker 2: Every time, works every time.

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Speaker 1: Uh. Yeah, So I don't know, pitch us some more

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Speaker 1: sex forward traditions or if you if you know of

441
00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:57,000
Speaker 1: any folks folks, and we'll uh you know, incorporate those next.

442
00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:59,040
Speaker 2: Year, because it ain't always not always about the kids,

443
00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:01,520
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Chris for everybody, you know

444
00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:04,040
Speaker 2: what I mean? So what's the adult Christmas things? You know?

445
00:22:04,119 --> 00:22:05,679
Speaker 2: Cause I think but I get a lot of the

446
00:22:06,040 --> 00:22:08,480
Speaker 2: energy that people spend is to make it like magical

447
00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:11,679
Speaker 2: for younger people or et cetera. But like, you know,

448
00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:13,480
Speaker 2: what's some hornier stuff we can do? Yoah.

449
00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:16,160
Speaker 4: I want to say one thing, but for my mom's sake,

450
00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:18,080
Speaker 4: if she listens to this, I want to say she

451
00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:22,040
Speaker 4: does make and she made this morning December twenty sixth

452
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:30,359
Speaker 4: to whatever year. Yeah, she makes those cinnamon rolls and

453
00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:32,159
Speaker 4: she made him this morning that come in the tube.

454
00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:35,400
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah those, So I don't.

455
00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:37,800
Speaker 4: My mom is just a person who always said, like

456
00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:39,560
Speaker 4: we'd be like, what's for dinner? And she'd be like,

457
00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:41,440
Speaker 4: I could ask you the same thing.

458
00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:44,960
Speaker 1: I mean, that was that was her day for real.

459
00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:47,080
Speaker 1: She was just like, I'm not cooking. I hate it.

460
00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:49,720
Speaker 1: Like so, she and we were eight, so we were

461
00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:50,920
Speaker 1: like what are we supposed to do?

462
00:22:51,119 --> 00:22:51,320
Speaker 5: You know?

463
00:22:52,359 --> 00:22:54,159
Speaker 4: She was like, we're going to McDonald's. We went to

464
00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:56,880
Speaker 4: McDonald's quite a bit, but she did always make those

465
00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:59,080
Speaker 4: and she made today those cinnamon rolls, and I love

466
00:22:59,119 --> 00:23:01,200
Speaker 4: those cinnamon rolls. They're kind of a tradition. I don't

467
00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:03,040
Speaker 4: know if that happens in a lot of houses, but

468
00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:05,680
Speaker 4: I guess they've been on the market for a long time,

469
00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:07,359
Speaker 4: so a lot of people must be eating those cinnamon

470
00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:09,120
Speaker 4: rolls out of a tube and they're they're.

471
00:23:09,359 --> 00:23:11,720
Speaker 2: For sure, except in Europe, because I'm pretty sure they

472
00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:14,280
Speaker 2: banned that kind of like canned doe ship that we

473
00:23:14,359 --> 00:23:16,919
Speaker 2: have in the US. Serious, I'm pretty sure.

474
00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:20,040
Speaker 1: Are you serious? I just found out they fucking banned

475
00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:24,000
Speaker 1: Cheerios regular No, yeah, oh my god.

476
00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:24,879
Speaker 4: We gotta know.

477
00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:30,640
Speaker 1: Somebody, somebody who I live with told me.

478
00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:32,800
Speaker 4: I'm even madder at Europe than I usually am.

479
00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:37,200
Speaker 1: All right, let's take a break while I find out

480
00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:40,600
Speaker 1: if Cheerios are actually banning Europe and what.

481
00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:56,439
Speaker 4: Are they choking ants or something. The United States is

482
00:23:56,480 --> 00:23:59,680
Speaker 4: so fucked as far as we're gonna have fascism and.

483
00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:03,440
Speaker 2: Junk food, Pillsbury biscuits like out of the can band

484
00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:07,440
Speaker 2: in Switzerland, Austria, Hungry, Iceland, Norway and my god, wow,

485
00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:10,639
Speaker 2: because of the partially hydrogenated soybean and cotton seed on

486
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:14,000
Speaker 2: and we're back. We were back for that last part.

487
00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:17,679
Speaker 4: Yeah, we should drop a bunch of cases of that

488
00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:18,800
Speaker 4: ship on Switzerland.

489
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:22,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, I found where cheerios are banned yet, So maybe.

490
00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:24,919
Speaker 5: They get confused with like corn flakes, because that's another

491
00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:26,480
Speaker 5: like boring cereal.

492
00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:31,160
Speaker 1: Boring ass cereal where they're like, Nope, too sexy, too much,

493
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:35,240
Speaker 1: too much, like what happening with these corn flakes.

494
00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:36,880
Speaker 2: Because like in Europe, they just have like a basic

495
00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:39,040
Speaker 2: thing where they're like, yeah, you should only eat like

496
00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:44,800
Speaker 2: food and not like chemical laden food shaped ship.

497
00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:49,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you're yeah, you're all right with cuckoo clocks

498
00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:51,800
Speaker 4: scaring the ship out of your elderly.

499
00:24:57,240 --> 00:24:58,879
Speaker 1: From the beginning of a Pinocchio.

500
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:04,879
Speaker 4: I don't know, somebody something something that made you know,

501
00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:09,720
Speaker 4: like they get even with Switzerland. What about your Oh yeah,

502
00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:11,800
Speaker 4: sure we're eating some whate.

503
00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:13,440
Speaker 1: For cuckoo clocks and make it come back personally?

504
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:15,760
Speaker 4: How many old people have had heart attacks because your

505
00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:16,879
Speaker 4: damn cuckoo clocks?

506
00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:17,720
Speaker 2: Am I right?

507
00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:18,080
Speaker 1: Well?

508
00:25:18,119 --> 00:25:20,040
Speaker 2: People have heart attacks are sitting on a toilet seat

509
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:21,800
Speaker 2: that's too cold in the winter, you know what I mean.

510
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:25,119
Speaker 4: They're all right with with like unmarked bank accounts, but

511
00:25:25,119 --> 00:25:26,240
Speaker 4: they don't let anybody have it.

512
00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:33,280
Speaker 2: They're fine with Nazi gull but don't break that. Don't

513
00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:37,000
Speaker 2: funk around. Now we're neutral, okay.

514
00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:40,520
Speaker 4: Oh no, yeah, we're very very civilized.

515
00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:42,720
Speaker 2: Very civilized. Also we make a fuck ton of guns,

516
00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:43,720
Speaker 2: don't get it fucked up.

517
00:25:44,040 --> 00:25:47,560
Speaker 1: That's right to protect our civilization.

518
00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:50,280
Speaker 2: Don't they Isn't that average? Like everybody's trapped in Switzerland?

519
00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:50,879
Speaker 2: That might be.

520
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:55,040
Speaker 1: I think, what's.

521
00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:57,639
Speaker 4: Happening in Switzerland today? What's happening in Switzerland? If they

522
00:25:57,640 --> 00:26:01,440
Speaker 4: can't eat those cinnamon things, right, what are they doing

523
00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:04,399
Speaker 4: over there? I'm talking about how they're superior because they

524
00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:08,399
Speaker 4: don't have any cheerios. Probably they're like another day without cheerios.

525
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:14,320
Speaker 1: It's very nice. The heart attack talk does bring me

526
00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:19,000
Speaker 1: to my next point, which is stay lazy as fuck.

527
00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:22,560
Speaker 1: It is in your best interest, is in your family's

528
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:27,080
Speaker 1: best interests. This is the worst time to be in

529
00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:32,240
Speaker 1: the hospital, Like just statistically such a bummer, because yeah,

530
00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:35,000
Speaker 1: it's just a bummer the decorations they have in the

531
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:39,680
Speaker 1: hospital there. Dude, I was in a hospital for Thanksgiving

532
00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:42,399
Speaker 1: last year and it was there's nothing like that. You know,

533
00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:46,680
Speaker 1: those those decorations that you've seen, like you haven't seen

534
00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:51,400
Speaker 1: since third grade, and they're just everywhere. Like that's like, see,

535
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:53,360
Speaker 1: we're we're keeping the traditional.

536
00:26:55,359 --> 00:26:58,639
Speaker 2: If the vibes are fine, then there's another existential threat

537
00:26:58,680 --> 00:26:59,359
Speaker 2: of the hospital.

538
00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:03,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, so other than the vibes, it's the deadliest time

539
00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:08,000
Speaker 1: to be in the hospital other than July. So I'll

540
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:13,640
Speaker 1: explain why early July is the worst next but December. Basically,

541
00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:17,120
Speaker 1: it's like everybody's on vacation. It's like, what what would

542
00:27:17,119 --> 00:27:19,520
Speaker 1: be the worst time for there to be an emergency

543
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:23,119
Speaker 1: at your job that, like, you know, somebody has to

544
00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:28,960
Speaker 1: solve immediately, probably like around Christmas, right you know, you're

545
00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:31,560
Speaker 1: like a little bit drunk. Everyone's like still a little

546
00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:34,520
Speaker 1: bit drunk or on vacation or they're not supposed to

547
00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:37,880
Speaker 1: do at the hospital. I know they're not, but I'm

548
00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:39,800
Speaker 1: not supposed to be drunk right now, Chris.

549
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:42,920
Speaker 4: You know, I'm starting to understand a lot of things

550
00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:49,320
Speaker 4: about Switzerland, about hospitals. Things are a lot worse than

551
00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:51,760
Speaker 4: I realized. Day after Christmas, I was having a nice time.

552
00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:55,439
Speaker 1: It's like slippery, it's cold, your your toilet. See you

553
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:59,119
Speaker 1: can give you a heart attack? What makes sense? It

554
00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:02,199
Speaker 1: just stay on your couch. It is a matter of

555
00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:03,000
Speaker 1: life and death.

556
00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:05,440
Speaker 2: It's wait but it's actually to do with the fact

557
00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:09,800
Speaker 2: that like a lot of like doctors are like inaccessible

558
00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:13,280
Speaker 2: and then are just people that are on call and

559
00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:15,680
Speaker 2: you don't know what they're fucking doing on December twenty sixth,

560
00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:20,280
Speaker 2: probably not just staying very well rested, just waiting to

561
00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:21,280
Speaker 2: be called in, right.

562
00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:24,080
Speaker 1: Like bodies don't stop having heart attacks and shit, and

563
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:28,040
Speaker 1: in fact, like because people eat worse and drink more

564
00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:32,240
Speaker 1: and are inhaling a lot more wood smoke. Actually it

565
00:28:32,359 --> 00:28:34,960
Speaker 1: is a time, it's one of the most active times

566
00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:40,760
Speaker 1: for heart attacks. What yeah, so that also probably isn't helping,

567
00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:41,280
Speaker 1: you know.

568
00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:44,280
Speaker 2: Wow, wait, so why'd July though you said earlier?

569
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:47,800
Speaker 1: And then July is when the official changeover happens, and

570
00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:51,040
Speaker 1: like people who are first year medical school students come

571
00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:54,040
Speaker 1: in for the first time, and like they're just like

572
00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:58,320
Speaker 1: you know, little baby does they're just like shaky leggage.

573
00:28:58,520 --> 00:29:01,360
Speaker 3: Oh man, that time to perfect for fourth of July.

574
00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:05,280
Speaker 5: Hand blown off by an M eighty or something.

575
00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:08,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, hand blown off by a first year medical

576
00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:09,160
Speaker 2: student who.

577
00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:13,360
Speaker 1: Just came in to get my blood pressure?

578
00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:19,160
Speaker 2: Can they be attached three fingers? I mean they're working now,

579
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:20,560
Speaker 2: but this ship was close.

580
00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:23,720
Speaker 1: There weren't you hold up your hand and they're bending backwards.

581
00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:27,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've never seen somebody throw up that gang sign.

582
00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:32,000
Speaker 2: What set are you cleaning?

583
00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:33,200
Speaker 3: The upside down?

584
00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:33,480
Speaker 2: Bro?

585
00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:39,160
Speaker 1: I think I mean there there is a thing of like,

586
00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:42,520
Speaker 1: you know, being cozy and watching movies. But just just

587
00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:47,440
Speaker 1: stick to that. Don't go sledding, don't go skiing, stick around.

588
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:52,040
Speaker 2: Here's my kid. Don't get hurt because they don't get

589
00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:54,040
Speaker 2: the eight team at the hospital. I'll tell you that much.

590
00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:54,840
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.

591
00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:56,880
Speaker 7: Man, I really does feel like winter is set up

592
00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:59,200
Speaker 7: for you to hurt yourself the most. Shout out to

593
00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:01,680
Speaker 7: my sister to well, Monique. We went the first time

594
00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:05,040
Speaker 7: we ever went ice skating. She took a blade all

595
00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:07,880
Speaker 7: the way up her leg. It was like a nine

596
00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:11,440
Speaker 7: inch like gash in her leg. Suffice it to say

597
00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:13,840
Speaker 7: she did not take one step onto that ice. That

598
00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:15,400
Speaker 7: was as she was lacing up her.

599
00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:19,000
Speaker 1: I broke.

600
00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:23,080
Speaker 4: I broke my hip roller skating, So damn you gotta

601
00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:24,040
Speaker 4: watch out for those.

602
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:25,040
Speaker 2: Rings that during the winter.

603
00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:32,560
Speaker 7: That was not I was just trying to share a

604
00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:33,160
Speaker 7: story with.

605
00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:38,120
Speaker 2: Us because I know it is, and that's what I just.

606
00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:41,000
Speaker 1: Got lost in them. I'm just thinking about how dangerous

607
00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:42,280
Speaker 1: rinks in general?

608
00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:46,160
Speaker 2: Right, right? Right? What kind of year?

609
00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:49,800
Speaker 1: That joke twice and I'm not going to try it again.

610
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:51,080
Speaker 2: What happened?

611
00:30:52,680 --> 00:31:02,000
Speaker 1: I kept saying, skinnem and otherwise try I did my best.

612
00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:05,640
Speaker 2: You know, one thing I'll say is, and I'm curious

613
00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:09,960
Speaker 2: for everybody, is do you think holiday fucking clothing matters?

614
00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:13,520
Speaker 2: Because for me, I don't give a fuck about what

615
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:15,880
Speaker 2: you has no bearing on my.

616
00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:17,600
Speaker 1: Fact.

617
00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:24,040
Speaker 7: Yeah, what's behind me? I'm the holiday party this year.

618
00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:26,360
Speaker 7: I'm gonna be showing up all color coordinated.

619
00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:29,120
Speaker 2: But I get that that's your but you have you know,

620
00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:31,440
Speaker 2: that's your aesthetic style. What I mean to say is

621
00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:35,600
Speaker 2: like wearing red and green, to be like, where's your

622
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:38,080
Speaker 2: red and green? That's the shit I'm talking about. I'm like,

623
00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:41,680
Speaker 2: nobody gives a about that. It's to me, honestly, it's

624
00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:43,920
Speaker 2: the music and the decorations that do all of like

625
00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:45,200
Speaker 2: the heavy lifting in terms.

626
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:48,160
Speaker 4: Of I'll tell you who the fuck about that though, Miles, Okay,

627
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:53,920
Speaker 4: people who work at the DMV, Yeah, yeah, they'd be

628
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:54,520
Speaker 4: so mad.

629
00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:56,080
Speaker 2: They would be so mad.

630
00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:58,160
Speaker 4: This is their time of year where they get to

631
00:31:58,600 --> 00:31:59,840
Speaker 4: finally shine something.

632
00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:02,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, do something a little bit different size.

633
00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:04,320
Speaker 4: I end out boat licenses or whatever the hell they're

634
00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:04,800
Speaker 4: doing there.

635
00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:06,400
Speaker 2: I just remember, like, you know, but it's like one

636
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:08,320
Speaker 2: of those things like as a kid, there's like where's

637
00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:08,800
Speaker 2: your green?

638
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:09,760
Speaker 3: Where's your read?

639
00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:10,520
Speaker 2: Really?

640
00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:12,400
Speaker 1: Who's your green? You never heard of that? Yeah?

641
00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:13,280
Speaker 3: I never heard that either.

642
00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:14,600
Speaker 2: Oh man, what my fuck?

643
00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:17,440
Speaker 1: Man? I remember that from Valentine's Day that.

644
00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:19,760
Speaker 2: Santry School, Like, yeah, Saint Patrick's Day.

645
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:23,440
Speaker 1: We were like, I don't know, motherfucker's march. Don't leave

646
00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:24,040
Speaker 1: me alone.

647
00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:26,920
Speaker 2: This is green. It's fucking forest green, and I don't

648
00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:29,960
Speaker 2: need to They're like it's not Kobe Green. Like okay, y'all,

649
00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:31,880
Speaker 2: can we move forward? You know?

650
00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:35,000
Speaker 1: It goes a long way that I've found at a

651
00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:38,200
Speaker 1: drive in movie theater, Like what one year we took

652
00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:40,800
Speaker 1: our kids to see I think it was Frozen, like

653
00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:44,280
Speaker 1: around Christmas and they were selling the big fat Christmas

654
00:32:44,280 --> 00:32:47,600
Speaker 1: tree light necklaces. Oh yeah, you get like that shit

655
00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:51,200
Speaker 1: is still going four years later and you can just

656
00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:53,640
Speaker 1: throw that on with anything and everyone's like, oh it

657
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:54,720
Speaker 1: feels like Christmas.

658
00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:55,600
Speaker 2: It's like so.

659
00:32:55,760 --> 00:32:59,920
Speaker 1: Festive, and it it's a cheap like five ten dollars thing.

660
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:03,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, Miles, what do you think about that, Miles.

661
00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:05,600
Speaker 4: If it's not about colors, is it okay to wear

662
00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:07,280
Speaker 4: a like a medallion?

663
00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:10,320
Speaker 2: That's no what I'm saying. I'm saying the idea that

664
00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:14,120
Speaker 2: it's necessary to facilitate it. Like yeah, like I love

665
00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:16,920
Speaker 2: something low fi like that, like one necklace boom. Turn

666
00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:19,640
Speaker 2: your outfit into a holiday jam perfect.

667
00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:20,960
Speaker 4: If you're hanging out, if you're hanging out with a

668
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:22,800
Speaker 4: group of people will give you shit about that stuff.

669
00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:25,600
Speaker 4: As adults, Yeah, you might want to check out what's

670
00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:26,680
Speaker 4: going on in your life.

671
00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:29,520
Speaker 1: I mainly do it because mystery told me to. It's

672
00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:32,760
Speaker 1: a called I want to find out where Mystery is

673
00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:34,160
Speaker 1: Christmas goosing.

674
00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:38,640
Speaker 2: Actually, that's right.

675
00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:40,760
Speaker 4: I've got all day to day. I got all day

676
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:44,000
Speaker 4: to relax. Like Jack's saying, Today's day we relax. We

677
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:46,720
Speaker 4: listen to John Denver records and Neil Diamond records like

678
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:49,000
Speaker 4: I did when I was a kid, which I really like.

679
00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:52,080
Speaker 4: It's a nice day to listen records and drink coffee,

680
00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:54,480
Speaker 4: you know, and stick some ready whip on top of

681
00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:57,160
Speaker 4: your coffee. If you're an Irish person like me and

682
00:33:57,440 --> 00:34:01,760
Speaker 4: just because you're a sugar maniac, and and then you

683
00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:04,000
Speaker 4: google about what happened to Mystery. I want to find

684
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:04,920
Speaker 4: out what happened to mystery.

685
00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:09,279
Speaker 1: This is the time do your like Google research. Now,

686
00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:11,720
Speaker 1: this is a great time for that can bear. It's

687
00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:14,719
Speaker 1: very hard to get hurt doing Google research, although you

688
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:16,920
Speaker 1: might be so surprised by what Mystery is up to

689
00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:18,320
Speaker 1: that you might have a heart attack.

690
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:23,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, if you forget about mistletoe for the next year,

691
00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:27,200
Speaker 4: when you meet somebody of the opposite sex or whatever,

692
00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:29,400
Speaker 4: someone you're interested in, you can talk about what happened

693
00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:31,759
Speaker 4: to Mystery and bam.

694
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:37,160
Speaker 1: People love talking about that. I mean, I think because.

695
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:40,240
Speaker 2: I dude, he's still a dating guru.

696
00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:41,439
Speaker 4: Oh you found him?

697
00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:46,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, fewer hats, lung conytail in the back, glasses that

698
00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:49,080
Speaker 1: are a little bit funky. The man is still out here.

699
00:34:49,160 --> 00:34:53,880
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah he looks like Eddie Vedder.

700
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:55,840
Speaker 2: Now, yeah, he does look like.

701
00:34:57,360 --> 00:35:00,640
Speaker 4: He's gone grunge. He's like gradually going through the fashions

702
00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:01,799
Speaker 4: like someday I'll catch up.

703
00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:05,360
Speaker 1: He has a podcast called Wingmen Unite.

704
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:09,360
Speaker 3: Is that what he's got a little soul patch sometimes.

705
00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:10,240
Speaker 2: With like memojis.

706
00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:12,560
Speaker 1: I mean, the fact that he doesn't have a soul

707
00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:15,279
Speaker 1: patch all the time is shocking. To me me too.

708
00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:18,440
Speaker 2: He's doing the same thing. Like he's talking about like

709
00:35:18,719 --> 00:35:22,040
Speaker 2: his openers, like how to open conversation with like women,

710
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:25,840
Speaker 2: what a fucking loser? The Google Earth opener.

711
00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:27,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a fun one Spell's opener.

712
00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:30,640
Speaker 2: I've writen the book on openers called Hey guys, I

713
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:31,560
Speaker 2: hope you guys.

714
00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:39,160
Speaker 4: Have it, Okay, anyway, I hope you believable loser, the

715
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:40,840
Speaker 4: Google Earth opener like that.

716
00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:44,040
Speaker 2: We all know his shorten the Google Earth like yeah,

717
00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:46,720
Speaker 2: because all of those things. I remember when that that

718
00:35:46,719 --> 00:35:49,120
Speaker 2: that book the game came out, when Neil Strauss that

719
00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:51,560
Speaker 2: was about him like following like and I was like, Yo,

720
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:54,839
Speaker 2: what the fucking how they like how technically they speak?

721
00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:56,200
Speaker 2: What it is like you do the thing where you

722
00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:56,719
Speaker 2: just say there was.

723
00:35:56,719 --> 00:35:59,200
Speaker 9: A car accident outside, and like do you guys see

724
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:02,520
Speaker 9: that fight? I just I'm outside, Yeah, dude, like I

725
00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:05,080
Speaker 9: think she caught her boyfriend cheating or something like oh no,

726
00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:10,160
Speaker 9: it's like yeah, anyway, my name's my name.

727
00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:12,080
Speaker 4: Is Neil Strauss, all right for the New York Times.

728
00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:21,440
Speaker 1: Excuse me. Not only do I hope you have it?

729
00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:24,480
Speaker 1: I hope you're all so familiar with my book that

730
00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:26,600
Speaker 1: you know what I mean by the Google.

731
00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:30,160
Speaker 2: Wait, what do you even think the Google Earth opener is?

732
00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:33,520
Speaker 2: If you're somehow using Google Earth to begin an interaction

733
00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:37,480
Speaker 2: with potential love partner, I'm.

734
00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:39,879
Speaker 1: Not gonna lie. I think I saw you on Google Earth.

735
00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:42,480
Speaker 1: That's crazy, But I think there's a photo on you

736
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:43,320
Speaker 1: on Google Earth.

737
00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:46,400
Speaker 4: That's not true. Is that the thing that would be

738
00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:51,120
Speaker 4: my guest? Like I swear to got hold on something

739
00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:55,200
Speaker 4: like you're you're prettier than Google Earth. This, you know,

740
00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:57,280
Speaker 4: you're as pretty as Google Earth.

741
00:36:57,840 --> 00:37:01,920
Speaker 2: That's the that's the Christ at you in Brazil. Oh

742
00:37:03,719 --> 00:37:05,640
Speaker 2: that's that, ain't you? All right? I thought it was

743
00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:06,400
Speaker 2: the same outfit.

744
00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:10,200
Speaker 1: Oh that's a good one. That's a good one. All right.

745
00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:12,600
Speaker 1: Let's uh, let's take a quick break. We'll come back

746
00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:16,040
Speaker 1: and close out with some gifts that we wanted that

747
00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:19,800
Speaker 1: we never got and just some gift some gifting stories.

748
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:32,759
Speaker 1: We'll be right back and we're back.

749
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:37,200
Speaker 2: We're back. Oh my god, dude, I found a like

750
00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:40,960
Speaker 2: a snippet of what the Google Earth opener is. Oh

751
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:43,839
Speaker 2: hell yeah, it's it gets like scripted. It goes like this,

752
00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:46,279
Speaker 2: as a mystery, have you ever heard of Google Earth?

753
00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:50,400
Speaker 2: I checked out this location, this very spot, where we

754
00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:54,240
Speaker 2: are standing right now. On Google Earth. I zoomed into

755
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:57,000
Speaker 2: this location and I saw that building there and that

756
00:37:57,080 --> 00:38:00,600
Speaker 2: building right there. It's like I have already visited this place,

757
00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:02,960
Speaker 2: isn't it cool? But now here I am and it's

758
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:06,040
Speaker 2: so much better in three D And that is supposed

759
00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:10,040
Speaker 2: to be like a way to deep. He's just not like, Okay,

760
00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:11,960
Speaker 2: so you just got on Google Earth, man, Like, is

761
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,839
Speaker 2: this a pickup line from fucking twenty two thousand and nine?

762
00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:15,960
Speaker 1: Have you?

763
00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:21,000
Speaker 2: Uh? Have you ever heard of records? So it's crazy.

764
00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:23,280
Speaker 1: I was like playing this record where like it sounded

765
00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:25,440
Speaker 1: like there was a band in the room with me.

766
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:27,880
Speaker 2: And then.

767
00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:30,360
Speaker 1: And then I went to a.

768
00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:33,520
Speaker 2: He's doing the vinyl opener. He's doing they open.

769
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:36,520
Speaker 1: I hope you're all familiar with a vinyl opener. So

770
00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:39,040
Speaker 1: and he like treats it like its chess instead of

771
00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:42,160
Speaker 1: just like the dumbest shit that you've ever heard. Yeah,

772
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:45,800
Speaker 1: all right, well, next we're going to talk about close

773
00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:50,760
Speaker 1: out with the gift opener, where day after Christmas people

774
00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:52,880
Speaker 1: people are getting acquainted with their gifts.

775
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:53,280
Speaker 2: Yep.

776
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:57,840
Speaker 1: I remember spending one whole Christmas and half of the

777
00:38:57,920 --> 00:39:02,799
Speaker 1: day after Christmas reading lying liars and the liars who

778
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:07,719
Speaker 1: tell or whatever that Frankel Yeah yeah, yeah, like you

779
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:09,279
Speaker 1: know that wasn't even much.

780
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:13,000
Speaker 2: It was a big idiot. Yeah, I got way too.

781
00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:15,000
Speaker 2: I did not know how to read it. Yeah, but

782
00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:16,160
Speaker 2: my parents bought it for me.

783
00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:17,080
Speaker 1: Books are a great gift.

784
00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:20,440
Speaker 2: Books are a great gift, but and these are not

785
00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:21,320
Speaker 2: great gifts.

786
00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:21,800
Speaker 10: No.

787
00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:25,080
Speaker 1: We we just sometimes like take a look back, what's

788
00:39:25,160 --> 00:39:26,520
Speaker 1: the gift that got away? Guys?

789
00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:29,960
Speaker 2: What's I think everybody? Everybody? I don't know for me personally.

790
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:32,640
Speaker 2: It's funny. We were talking about this before. Justin revealed

791
00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:35,920
Speaker 2: that he like it was like a character from a

792
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:38,400
Speaker 2: TV show I always wanted to be when I was

793
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:40,399
Speaker 2: like what y'd like it was there that one thing

794
00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:43,920
Speaker 2: that you always wanted and you never got, or what

795
00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:46,960
Speaker 2: is the worst thing you got? There are two things

796
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,000
Speaker 2: that I can talk about. One thing I have spoken

797
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:50,960
Speaker 2: about on this show. I think Molly Lambert was one.

798
00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:53,319
Speaker 2: I was on an episode and I talked about like

799
00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:57,279
Speaker 2: the Eliminator TS seven, which was like a seven and

800
00:39:57,480 --> 00:40:00,000
Speaker 2: one like penis shaped weapon.

801
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:03,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, like it was just like a tongue.

802
00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:05,640
Speaker 2: Yeah it was. It was. It was just a big

803
00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:10,040
Speaker 2: floppy tongue with a with a with a pistol handle

804
00:40:10,080 --> 00:40:10,279
Speaker 2: on it.

805
00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:14,160
Speaker 1: Symbi an attachment where it goes in and out.

806
00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:17,960
Speaker 2: But there was like and that was when I always

807
00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:20,160
Speaker 2: wanted I never got. There was another thing that I

808
00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:23,799
Speaker 2: always wanted, uh, and never got. We're like a like

809
00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:26,600
Speaker 2: walkie talkies, but the kinds like people would use on

810
00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:30,880
Speaker 2: a construction site, Like yeah, they're always like the you know, kid,

811
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:33,439
Speaker 2: fucking walkie talkie said they had like a forty foot

812
00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:36,160
Speaker 2: range or something. But I always remember like, yeah, my

813
00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:38,839
Speaker 2: parents were like, I need that like motorola thing that

814
00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:42,200
Speaker 2: the cop has, Like I want that fucking walkie talkie.

815
00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:45,239
Speaker 2: And they always said absolutely not, you're fucking eight years old.

816
00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:48,399
Speaker 2: Just yeah, like learn to like not be the bed

817
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:50,239
Speaker 2: so much. And then we could talk about walkie.

818
00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:52,840
Speaker 1: Talkie and a handgun, a handgun like the cops have.

819
00:40:53,360 --> 00:40:57,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, handgun and qualified immunity. That's what I want, Daddy,

820
00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:01,480
Speaker 2: give it to me now. But yeah, that was like

821
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:03,520
Speaker 2: one of those things I wanted it never got. And

822
00:41:03,560 --> 00:41:05,840
Speaker 2: then one thing I wanted and got was so bummed

823
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:07,880
Speaker 2: out was this Dick Tracy watch. We talked about this

824
00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:09,759
Speaker 2: when Ben Bollen was on and I was talking about

825
00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:12,359
Speaker 2: my love of watches. When the Dick Tracy movie came out,

826
00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:15,200
Speaker 2: they made like, e Dick Tracy watch that looked like

827
00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:18,399
Speaker 2: on the outside, the shit that Warren Baty was using

828
00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:20,920
Speaker 2: to fucking talk to people, like an early iPhone. And

829
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:24,200
Speaker 2: then the obviously the nineteen ninety kids version was just

830
00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:28,759
Speaker 2: a dumb ass, just LCD screen watch that didn't do shit.

831
00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:32,399
Speaker 2: And I remember being like fucking devastated that it did

832
00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:33,880
Speaker 2: not do the shit from the movie.

833
00:41:34,239 --> 00:41:36,239
Speaker 4: So that's how I felt when I got X rays

834
00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:40,120
Speaker 4: backs out of the comic book. I'm not kidding.

835
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:41,439
Speaker 2: I was a kid.

836
00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:44,719
Speaker 1: I thought they said that you can see through people's clothes. Yeah,

837
00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:45,640
Speaker 1: that's what it said.

838
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:50,120
Speaker 4: That's what said that Boner City here I come, fucking

839
00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:53,120
Speaker 4: some bullshit. I also got a machine that was supposed

840
00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:55,799
Speaker 4: to print money out of paper. Both those things I

841
00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:57,440
Speaker 4: thought were real. I was like, once I get that

842
00:41:57,520 --> 00:42:01,200
Speaker 4: money printer, it's like this little thing, it's a magic trick.

843
00:42:01,239 --> 00:42:01,720
Speaker 1: But I didn't.

844
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:03,719
Speaker 4: They were like makes I mean, I guess there were

845
00:42:03,719 --> 00:42:05,000
Speaker 4: no rules as to what you can say in a

846
00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:06,799
Speaker 4: comic book as far as like they couldn't you know,

847
00:42:06,840 --> 00:42:08,160
Speaker 4: you could say anything you wanted.

848
00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:08,920
Speaker 2: I guess. I mean it was a.

849
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:10,080
Speaker 4: Nineteen seventies comic book.

850
00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:12,279
Speaker 1: There probably wasn't a lot of litigation, but it was

851
00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:14,920
Speaker 1: like sellers of machine people bought monkeys out of the

852
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:15,920
Speaker 1: back of comic books.

853
00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:18,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, here's a machine. You can put paper and then money.

854
00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:20,719
Speaker 4: You can print your own money and you'll never need

855
00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:23,359
Speaker 4: money again. So I was like waiting for that, like, well,

856
00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:24,720
Speaker 4: my life's gonna be a lot better.

857
00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:26,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, why don't more people get these?

858
00:42:27,080 --> 00:42:27,239
Speaker 1: Yeah?

859
00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:29,120
Speaker 4: I thought I was looking at naked people all day

860
00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:33,560
Speaker 4: with X ray respects and printing my own money, and

861
00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:36,439
Speaker 4: it turned out, Yeah, I just had to keep being

862
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:39,600
Speaker 4: in fourth grade.

863
00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:44,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, similar to Dick Tracy the Dick Tracy watch. I

864
00:42:44,880 --> 00:42:49,200
Speaker 1: got a Rambo rocket launcher water gun. But it was

865
00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:55,680
Speaker 1: it was like this battery powered electronic thing that did

866
00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:58,920
Speaker 1: like the water was like less than just a standard

867
00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:00,759
Speaker 1: water gun. The water that we shoot out of it

868
00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:03,560
Speaker 1: was less than a standard water gun. And it died

869
00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:08,280
Speaker 1: after like fifteen minutes of use. And but it looked

870
00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:11,600
Speaker 1: so cool. I mean it like has a fucking rocket

871
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:14,680
Speaker 1: cone on the top of it. Like it was incredible.

872
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:19,640
Speaker 1: Definitely like you know, not the thing that a child

873
00:43:19,719 --> 00:43:20,640
Speaker 1: should be getting.

874
00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:23,160
Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, it looks like you're carrying a shoulder

875
00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:24,439
Speaker 2: fired RP.

876
00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:27,799
Speaker 1: I think it came out. I think it came out

877
00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:31,480
Speaker 1: around the movie Rambo three or no, I guess it

878
00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:34,399
Speaker 1: came out around Rambo two. But I got it in

879
00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:36,920
Speaker 1: like eighty eight. When it finally got to me, I

880
00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:38,600
Speaker 1: think it was like off the It was the ones

881
00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:40,480
Speaker 1: that had fallen off a truck or something and it

882
00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:41,520
Speaker 1: did not work.

883
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:44,640
Speaker 2: But oh back when your dad was stealing shit, yeah, man.

884
00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:48,960
Speaker 1: And then double Dare the home game really wanted that.

885
00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:51,440
Speaker 1: Like I assumed that you would just get a box

886
00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:53,920
Speaker 1: and you would have like a double gear double Dare,

887
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:54,879
Speaker 1: you know.

888
00:43:55,320 --> 00:43:57,200
Speaker 2: Like in it, like a set would like it's yeah,

889
00:43:57,239 --> 00:44:02,200
Speaker 2: like that the whole production facility.

890
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:02,960
Speaker 1: And they might have because I never got that ship.

891
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:04,919
Speaker 1: But I did try and do it myself. One year

892
00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:07,560
Speaker 1: for like, I think it was my eighth birthday, I

893
00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:13,480
Speaker 1: did a doubledare like course what are those called? Yeah,

894
00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:16,480
Speaker 1: like challenge of course that right right, you know?

895
00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:17,920
Speaker 2: Obstacle.

896
00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:21,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, did like a Doubledare obstacle course one year

897
00:44:21,640 --> 00:44:23,880
Speaker 1: for my eighth birthday. But it was like we had

898
00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:26,120
Speaker 1: just moved to town and there was only one kid

899
00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:30,239
Speaker 1: there and the only thing I remember, is that we

900
00:44:30,280 --> 00:44:32,920
Speaker 1: made a jello mold with a flag in it and

901
00:44:33,239 --> 00:44:35,160
Speaker 1: just like stuck our hand in and we're like, there

902
00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:37,440
Speaker 1: it is because the like small.

903
00:44:37,719 --> 00:44:38,560
Speaker 2: It was like real.

904
00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:40,960
Speaker 1: Small, you know. For it to be a challenge, the

905
00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:42,880
Speaker 1: jael mold needs to be like the size of a

906
00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:44,600
Speaker 1: fucking children's pool.

907
00:44:44,840 --> 00:44:45,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, right right.

908
00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:48,200
Speaker 1: We just made a bowl of jello and then the

909
00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:50,600
Speaker 1: flag was right there in the bottom of it.

910
00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:53,200
Speaker 5: But what's doubled there? I've never is this?

911
00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:55,920
Speaker 4: Whoa traumatic?

912
00:44:56,040 --> 00:45:04,080
Speaker 2: Victor is young, younger than thought him, dude. It was

913
00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:07,840
Speaker 2: this fucking It was hosted by Mark Summers, and it

914
00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:10,400
Speaker 2: was like this Nickelodeon show that was like just the

915
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:13,520
Speaker 2: It was like the game show that every kid fucking

916
00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:16,000
Speaker 2: wanted to be on because there's like all kinds of

917
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:18,839
Speaker 2: wacky games that you felt were like doable as a kid.

918
00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:22,120
Speaker 2: There was fucking slime everywhere. Yeah, it was beautiful.

919
00:45:22,239 --> 00:45:24,120
Speaker 4: Victor is too young to know what it is, and

920
00:45:24,239 --> 00:45:26,359
Speaker 4: I'm too old to know what it is. You didn't

921
00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:28,560
Speaker 4: have double there, No, I knew it. But I mean

922
00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:35,200
Speaker 4: I was already in the street. I was. I was

923
00:45:35,239 --> 00:45:37,720
Speaker 4: already wrote in writing poetry on the back of garbage

924
00:45:37,719 --> 00:45:38,280
Speaker 4: can lids.

925
00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:45,319
Speaker 2: While you were fucking fonding over Mark Summers on methadone.

926
00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:52,600
Speaker 4: But it was out of the corner of my eye.

927
00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:54,680
Speaker 4: I caught a glimpse of double dare once and I

928
00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:58,040
Speaker 4: spat on the ground and put my cigar back in

929
00:45:58,080 --> 00:45:59,840
Speaker 4: my mouth. No, my nickel cigar.

930
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:05,120
Speaker 1: I just started chewing on my rum rum So nickel cigar, right.

931
00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:09,480
Speaker 5: Mark Summers know who that is? Either Mark?

932
00:46:09,840 --> 00:46:10,440
Speaker 1: Who's the host?

933
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:11,280
Speaker 3: He was just the host?

934
00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:14,520
Speaker 1: And then he had an amazing long tail of his

935
00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:19,920
Speaker 1: career on like the Game show Network where he's okay, yeah.

936
00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:22,279
Speaker 2: I remember he was the first person that I heard

937
00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:25,360
Speaker 2: about like what O c D was, Yes, because he

938
00:46:25,360 --> 00:46:27,239
Speaker 2: had O c D. And I remember that was for

939
00:46:27,320 --> 00:46:30,000
Speaker 2: whatever as a child, like my point of like entry

940
00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:34,840
Speaker 2: and empathy to be like, oh, Mark Summers messy show,

941
00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:36,720
Speaker 2: I'm like, that must have been hard.

942
00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:40,080
Speaker 1: That must have been hard, especially to do that show

943
00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:43,759
Speaker 1: OCD with slime all over the fucking place. Fucking kids,

944
00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:49,399
Speaker 1: kids are And he said that, apparently him making it

945
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:53,120
Speaker 1: like like people aware of his obsessive compulsive disorder. It

946
00:46:53,320 --> 00:46:56,880
Speaker 1: cost him the hosting gig of Hollywood Squares, the revival

947
00:46:56,880 --> 00:46:59,799
Speaker 1: of Hollywood Squares, and then Tom Burdjeron took it over

948
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:01,480
Speaker 1: because he was honest about it.

949
00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:04,800
Speaker 2: Is like, wow, that's.

950
00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:09,920
Speaker 4: That affect your ability to host Hollywood Squares.

951
00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:13,320
Speaker 3: Especially if you've been doing it successfully for seasons. That's crazy.

952
00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:18,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, So any other any other bad or you know,

953
00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:22,840
Speaker 1: gifts that out away that anybody wants to talk about.

954
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:25,359
Speaker 2: Oh, Chris, you can get no, no, justin, justin.

955
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:28,800
Speaker 7: I think now that I'm looking back on it, maybe

956
00:47:29,239 --> 00:47:32,880
Speaker 7: my father's love of T two was outsized enough for

957
00:47:32,960 --> 00:47:36,480
Speaker 7: me to like that really started Judgment Day, Yes, terminated.

958
00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:36,759
Speaker 3: To a Judgment Day.

959
00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:39,440
Speaker 7: That really started my love of dirt bikes. Like just

960
00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:41,520
Speaker 7: being this the freedom of like being a kid to

961
00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:44,840
Speaker 7: just like go out into the world and just drive.

962
00:47:46,440 --> 00:47:50,320
Speaker 7: Yeah atm just have a rat tailed friend with the

963
00:47:50,360 --> 00:47:51,719
Speaker 7: boom box like that.

964
00:47:51,719 --> 00:47:51,879
Speaker 4: That.

965
00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:55,600
Speaker 7: Yeah, that this really made me, like, I don't know,

966
00:47:55,680 --> 00:47:57,759
Speaker 7: for some reason, that seemed like a fantasy world to me.

967
00:47:57,920 --> 00:48:00,239
Speaker 7: So and also I think X Games and like all

968
00:48:00,239 --> 00:48:02,440
Speaker 7: that stuff was happening around the time I was I

969
00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:05,839
Speaker 7: was coming up, so I really really really wanted a Suzuki,

970
00:48:05,960 --> 00:48:09,719
Speaker 7: like specifically a yellow Suzuki dirt bike. And the what

971
00:48:09,840 --> 00:48:12,080
Speaker 7: I got instead was my mom took me to the

972
00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:15,000
Speaker 7: store and let me sit on it for a little bit.

973
00:48:16,239 --> 00:48:19,479
Speaker 3: Yeah, and that was about it. Oh and she bought me.

974
00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:23,000
Speaker 7: Some some gear so I could dress up for Halloween

975
00:48:23,239 --> 00:48:26,600
Speaker 7: and that that was my consolation prize. And then I'll

976
00:48:26,600 --> 00:48:30,880
Speaker 7: flip the yes, yes, yes, but I'll flip it and

977
00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:34,239
Speaker 7: say the gift that I got wasn't surprisingly shitty. I

978
00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:36,800
Speaker 7: got a gift that I thought was gonna be shitty

979
00:48:36,840 --> 00:48:38,239
Speaker 7: and it was actually really really good.

980
00:48:38,320 --> 00:48:41,839
Speaker 3: It's very mundane. It was an electric toothbrush.

981
00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:44,520
Speaker 7: When I was like in seventh grade and I was like,

982
00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:46,160
Speaker 7: I was like, what the fuck is this ship. I

983
00:48:46,200 --> 00:48:47,879
Speaker 7: was like, I don't want I don't want to do it,

984
00:48:48,120 --> 00:48:49,959
Speaker 7: like hygiene, what are you talking about.

985
00:48:50,080 --> 00:48:51,960
Speaker 3: I'm trying to get fucked up on sugar today.

986
00:48:52,239 --> 00:48:58,719
Speaker 1: And then as a seven year old on Christmas morning.

987
00:49:02,400 --> 00:49:03,600
Speaker 3: My aunt gave it to me.

988
00:49:03,719 --> 00:49:07,680
Speaker 7: Shut out Aunt Jock, and she gave me this toothbrush

989
00:49:07,719 --> 00:49:09,760
Speaker 7: and it changed my life. I was I really started

990
00:49:09,760 --> 00:49:12,400
Speaker 7: taking my dental hygiene seriously after that. I don't know,

991
00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:15,239
Speaker 7: there's not a cool story behind it. It is what

992
00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:15,600
Speaker 7: it is.

993
00:49:15,719 --> 00:49:18,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, it activates that adult in you. I'm sure you're like, yeah, shit,

994
00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:21,240
Speaker 2: I'm cooking, I'm brushing like the fucking big folks.

995
00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:24,319
Speaker 1: Now, yeah, absolutely, parents, man, parents, man, that you want

996
00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:26,759
Speaker 1: a motorcycle to gets you a toothbrush.

997
00:49:26,280 --> 00:49:26,440
Speaker 2: You know?

998
00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:29,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I will say it says a lot

999
00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:31,640
Speaker 1: about justin that he's like and it actually was smart

1000
00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:33,520
Speaker 1: and it worked out really well. Yeah.

1001
00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:35,839
Speaker 2: Now I have great teeth and he's a good kid.

1002
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:36,719
Speaker 2: He's a good kid.

1003
00:49:37,120 --> 00:49:39,800
Speaker 7: Yeah, well that was someone else's decision. But I bought

1004
00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:42,280
Speaker 7: for myself with the first one hundred dollars I ever,

1005
00:49:42,560 --> 00:49:46,040
Speaker 7: like had cumulatively that I saved over like six years.

1006
00:49:47,200 --> 00:49:49,680
Speaker 7: Paul Wall was just coming up with Mike Jones, and

1007
00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:52,839
Speaker 7: I bought myself a fake ass grill for Christmas.

1008
00:49:53,040 --> 00:49:53,719
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1009
00:49:53,840 --> 00:49:54,240
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1010
00:49:54,360 --> 00:49:57,000
Speaker 2: It was like it, would you have the whole top

1011
00:49:57,040 --> 00:49:58,520
Speaker 2: diamond in the bottom rolls gold?

1012
00:49:58,800 --> 00:49:58,960
Speaker 4: No?

1013
00:49:59,080 --> 00:50:02,080
Speaker 7: I I had both both top and bottom were had

1014
00:50:02,120 --> 00:50:03,480
Speaker 7: the little fake diamonds in them.

1015
00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:04,280
Speaker 4: Oh yeah.

1016
00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:08,080
Speaker 2: And I went to school. I was sounded stupidry.

1017
00:50:07,560 --> 00:50:11,239
Speaker 3: Sound I sounded. My mom was like, are you sure

1018
00:50:11,239 --> 00:50:12,640
Speaker 3: you want to spend your money on this? Is like,

1019
00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:15,759
Speaker 3: hell yeah, I was going to be cool as man.

1020
00:50:15,960 --> 00:50:16,719
Speaker 3: She's say.

1021
00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:21,120
Speaker 2: I bought like six six carrot canary yellow fake yellow

1022
00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:23,719
Speaker 2: diamond earrings out of the back of the source. When

1023
00:50:23,719 --> 00:50:26,239
Speaker 2: I was in high school. My mom my mom, like

1024
00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:28,560
Speaker 2: at the time, you know, I wasn't ordering ship. She's

1025
00:50:28,600 --> 00:50:31,120
Speaker 2: like she thought it was something like misaddressed for her,

1026
00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:33,520
Speaker 2: and she was like, what the fuck is this. I'm like,

1027
00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:37,160
Speaker 2: they're my diamond ears, like you wear this ship and

1028
00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:39,160
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, like when I have, you know, my

1029
00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:40,960
Speaker 2: ears are pierced, Like she knew my ears were pierced.

1030
00:50:40,960 --> 00:50:44,440
Speaker 2: And she's like these are so stupid looking at I know,

1031
00:50:44,719 --> 00:50:46,080
Speaker 2: but that's what bird.

1032
00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:48,600
Speaker 3: Man yep shout out to parents. Let us make her

1033
00:50:48,640 --> 00:50:49,800
Speaker 3: own fashioned mistakes.

1034
00:50:50,200 --> 00:50:52,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, Chris, what was yours?

1035
00:50:52,480 --> 00:50:52,560
Speaker 1: So?

1036
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:56,080
Speaker 4: Uh, I wanted a drum set and I was like

1037
00:50:56,120 --> 00:50:59,600
Speaker 4: fourteen or something and it was like a big thing.

1038
00:50:59,719 --> 00:51:01,080
Speaker 4: So I'm mom took me to look.

1039
00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:01,759
Speaker 1: At it ahead of time.

1040
00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:03,759
Speaker 4: He's just like, not something, you know, it was a

1041
00:51:03,760 --> 00:51:04,360
Speaker 4: big yeah.

1042
00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:05,360
Speaker 2: Right.

1043
00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:07,600
Speaker 4: So it's like, we went to this guy's house in

1044
00:51:07,760 --> 00:51:11,520
Speaker 4: somewhere like forty five minutes away in Wallingford, Connecticut, I think.

1045
00:51:11,800 --> 00:51:14,080
Speaker 1: And totally irrelevant, but uh.

1046
00:51:15,680 --> 00:51:19,120
Speaker 4: No, maybe they're still for sale up there, so we

1047
00:51:19,160 --> 00:51:20,200
Speaker 4: went go check it out.

1048
00:51:20,360 --> 00:51:21,239
Speaker 1: So we went to.

1049
00:51:21,239 --> 00:51:23,400
Speaker 4: This guy's house and we went in there and it

1050
00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:25,920
Speaker 4: was like he offered, like I don't know. He was

1051
00:51:25,960 --> 00:51:28,640
Speaker 4: some older guy, you know, probably had a cover band

1052
00:51:28,719 --> 00:51:30,840
Speaker 4: or whatever, and he was quitting and he had, you know,

1053
00:51:30,840 --> 00:51:34,160
Speaker 4: a mullet or whatever, and he offered me the whole

1054
00:51:34,239 --> 00:51:35,960
Speaker 4: room full of drum stuff. It was a lot of

1055
00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:38,600
Speaker 4: stuff for like four hundred bucks. And my mom was like,

1056
00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:42,320
Speaker 4: that's too much money and we went home.

1057
00:51:43,120 --> 00:51:43,560
Speaker 1: Wow.

1058
00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:45,360
Speaker 2: Shit.

1059
00:51:46,200 --> 00:51:50,359
Speaker 4: And in retrospect, it's so funny because like it's like, okay, Mom,

1060
00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:55,840
Speaker 4: well then I'll just become an alcoholic. I mean, I

1061
00:51:55,880 --> 00:51:58,640
Speaker 4: feel like that was a real moment that she didn't realize.

1062
00:51:58,680 --> 00:52:00,840
Speaker 4: She was like, yeah, I'm not going each of these drums,

1063
00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:02,560
Speaker 4: So have a nice time in this town with just

1064
00:52:02,600 --> 00:52:05,719
Speaker 4: like a golf course and some woods have fun.

1065
00:52:05,800 --> 00:52:08,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, go out to night have fun, right the woods

1066
00:52:08,400 --> 00:52:11,719
Speaker 1: Man where all the porn is Oh shit. So I

1067
00:52:12,440 --> 00:52:15,719
Speaker 1: feel like that's also one of those things where it's

1068
00:52:15,760 --> 00:52:19,279
Speaker 1: like get your kid drums, Like seems like a good

1069
00:52:19,280 --> 00:52:21,680
Speaker 1: idea until you think about it for like fifteen minutes

1070
00:52:21,880 --> 00:52:25,960
Speaker 1: however long the drive was to Wallingford. Yeah, then you're like,

1071
00:52:26,080 --> 00:52:28,600
Speaker 1: oh my god, this is gonna be an absolute nightmare

1072
00:52:28,719 --> 00:52:32,800
Speaker 1: for me and our entire like everybody within earshot.

1073
00:52:32,440 --> 00:52:35,040
Speaker 4: I understand the thought process, you know, but I think

1074
00:52:35,080 --> 00:52:36,759
Speaker 4: that's like for me, I just look at it like,

1075
00:52:37,480 --> 00:52:40,640
Speaker 4: you know, I could have been you know, I.

1076
00:52:40,560 --> 00:52:43,120
Speaker 1: Don't know, you could have had a druma company to

1077
00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:43,880
Speaker 1: this appearance.

1078
00:52:44,080 --> 00:52:47,600
Speaker 4: I could have been freaking you know, Neil Pert. Instead,

1079
00:52:47,640 --> 00:52:51,840
Speaker 4: I end up from this funneling, funneling the most beer

1080
00:52:51,920 --> 00:52:53,560
Speaker 4: at Trinity College could have been.

1081
00:52:54,520 --> 00:52:57,160
Speaker 2: Now I'm at the edge of the bar, feeling real hurt.

1082
00:52:57,719 --> 00:52:58,200
Speaker 1: Exactly.

1083
00:52:58,480 --> 00:53:01,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, that kind of bar. Yeah, that's a bar.

1084
00:53:01,880 --> 00:53:04,279
Speaker 2: There's a trauma bar. Wait. Didn't you also say you

1085
00:53:04,320 --> 00:53:05,440
Speaker 2: got something from your grade?

1086
00:53:05,480 --> 00:53:08,080
Speaker 4: So h Yeah. This is a sad story, but maybe

1087
00:53:08,120 --> 00:53:10,080
Speaker 4: it'll help some people who were going through this because

1088
00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:12,319
Speaker 4: it really was like something I forgot about until I

1089
00:53:12,360 --> 00:53:15,120
Speaker 4: was in therapy and I remembered a couple of things.

1090
00:53:15,320 --> 00:53:17,120
Speaker 4: And this will make my mom real sad, but it's

1091
00:53:17,160 --> 00:53:19,799
Speaker 4: okay because it's real. I one time when I was

1092
00:53:19,800 --> 00:53:22,920
Speaker 4: wetting my bed, speaking of wetting the bed, or I

1093
00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:24,920
Speaker 4: did wet the bed, I don't know, but but but

1094
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:27,400
Speaker 4: my mom took one of my animals, stuffed animals, and

1095
00:53:27,520 --> 00:53:29,680
Speaker 4: put in a tree in the front yard and left

1096
00:53:29,680 --> 00:53:31,920
Speaker 4: a note from the stuffed animal saying like I'm not

1097
00:53:31,960 --> 00:53:33,920
Speaker 4: gonna hang around with you anymore if you wet the

1098
00:53:33,960 --> 00:53:37,520
Speaker 4: bed and like, and that worked, and my mom told me.

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Speaker 4: My mom told me about that forever, like it was

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Speaker 4: a huge victory. She's like, I didn't wet the bed

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00:53:42,120 --> 00:53:44,280
Speaker 4: after that, and I'm like, yeah, I wasn't happy either,

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Speaker 4: And this, I.

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00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:53,279
Speaker 2: Hope that just broke me.

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00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:55,640
Speaker 1: This is but this is, this.

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00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:57,560
Speaker 4: Is important because I'm gonna try and this is this

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00:53:57,640 --> 00:53:59,759
Speaker 4: is like a teachable moment. I like to joke a

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00:53:59,800 --> 00:54:02,680
Speaker 4: lot about smoking old cigars, but I want to give

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00:54:02,719 --> 00:54:04,840
Speaker 4: a decable moment to the young people listening.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Victor, that's a I know it's a tough act

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Speaker 2: to follow.

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Speaker 5: Damn. I don't think I specialized properly because like my

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00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:16,040
Speaker 5: like me and my family we would always just buy

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00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:19,480
Speaker 5: our like buy ourselves the gifts that we wanted and

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00:54:19,520 --> 00:54:22,919
Speaker 5: then give it to each other and then they'd wrap

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00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:25,839
Speaker 5: it and then on Christmas we'd be like, holy shit,

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00:54:26,160 --> 00:54:29,600
Speaker 5: you gave me this, and it was like I bought

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00:54:29,600 --> 00:54:31,040
Speaker 5: it for myself, you know.

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Speaker 3: Wow, that's not an agency.

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00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:36,919
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I never really wanted to, Like that's why

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00:54:36,920 --> 00:54:39,040
Speaker 5: I never really wanted anything. So I'd buy like the

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Speaker 5: cheapest Lego and just give it to my mom and

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00:54:41,480 --> 00:54:43,440
Speaker 5: be like, can you give this to me for Christmas?

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Speaker 5: And then she'd give it back to me. And now,

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00:54:45,440 --> 00:54:48,480
Speaker 5: like you know, I'm like an adult trying to like

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00:54:48,560 --> 00:54:52,880
Speaker 5: buy Christmas gifts, and I'm realizing this is very difficult

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00:54:52,960 --> 00:54:56,880
Speaker 5: because they're not buying the gift for themselves and giving it.

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Speaker 2: To me to wrap.

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Speaker 5: So I don't know. I guess I always wanted like

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Speaker 5: the four hundred dollars Lego sets that I didn't have

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00:55:04,160 --> 00:55:10,120
Speaker 5: enough money for. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I always got

1131
00:55:10,640 --> 00:55:12,359
Speaker 5: vaguely what I wanted, which is pretty cool.

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Speaker 2: I just love that too. Like Bays in the chat,

1133
00:55:16,360 --> 00:55:19,640
Speaker 2: that's like most Asians it. I mean the gift giving too.

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00:55:19,719 --> 00:55:20,880
Speaker 2: There's so much of it is just sort of like,

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00:55:20,920 --> 00:55:22,600
Speaker 2: what you want, here's the money for it. Just leave

1136
00:55:22,640 --> 00:55:25,840
Speaker 2: me alone. Yeah, exactly, that's your gift, you do. We

1137
00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:28,680
Speaker 2: need a whole event around this, uh. And sometimes I

1138
00:55:28,680 --> 00:55:31,120
Speaker 2: appreciate that because as a child, when you're looking for

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00:55:31,160 --> 00:55:33,440
Speaker 2: a gift, it's purely just about like give me, give

1140
00:55:33,480 --> 00:55:36,280
Speaker 2: me that, yeah, and that's it. It's not about Jesus.

1141
00:55:36,320 --> 00:55:37,160
Speaker 2: We've really gotten.

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Speaker 4: Lost in I got to make up for this horrible story.

1143
00:55:39,200 --> 00:55:41,239
Speaker 4: I told my parents gave me everything I wanted. I

1144
00:55:41,239 --> 00:55:45,000
Speaker 4: got like Cleco Vision and and like Space Laser Fight.

1145
00:55:45,520 --> 00:55:47,920
Speaker 1: And you guys don't even know what I'm talking about.

1146
00:55:47,960 --> 00:55:50,239
Speaker 2: And I got Are you just like making stuff up?

1147
00:55:50,320 --> 00:55:50,799
Speaker 3: I don't know?

1148
00:55:51,400 --> 00:55:54,720
Speaker 1: I got, I got double damn.

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00:55:55,320 --> 00:55:58,839
Speaker 4: Yeah, Space Laser Fight by Bambino. If you guys don't

1150
00:55:58,880 --> 00:56:01,520
Speaker 4: know about that, man, ads were so effective and that

1151
00:56:01,760 --> 00:56:03,640
Speaker 4: was a good game for its time, you know. I

1152
00:56:03,719 --> 00:56:05,600
Speaker 4: mean we're talking about a period that we went from

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00:56:05,640 --> 00:56:11,160
Speaker 4: pong to people fighting with lasers anyway, Oh yeah, this thing.

1154
00:56:11,800 --> 00:56:15,680
Speaker 1: Talking about the history of video games. Yeah, Space Laser.

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00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:18,800
Speaker 4: Fight Bye Bye by Bambino. And I always thought Bambino

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00:56:18,920 --> 00:56:23,040
Speaker 4: was a badass name for a electronics company. Yeah, they

1157
00:56:23,080 --> 00:56:25,960
Speaker 4: had the Bambino And it was also smooth, like the

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00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:29,239
Speaker 4: console of the Space Laser Fight was very like, you know,

1159
00:56:29,280 --> 00:56:33,600
Speaker 4: it's like a pre iPhone, like real smooth, plastic pleasing,

1160
00:56:33,640 --> 00:56:38,799
Speaker 4: like you wanted to rub it. I haven't seen it.

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00:56:38,880 --> 00:56:40,160
Speaker 4: Oh my god, that thing.

1162
00:56:40,040 --> 00:56:40,960
Speaker 2: Was so badass.

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00:56:42,200 --> 00:56:43,000
Speaker 4: I haven't seen it.

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00:56:43,840 --> 00:56:46,400
Speaker 2: I've seen it. While it's a good looking unit.

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00:56:46,520 --> 00:56:48,480
Speaker 4: It was a good looking unit and it felt good

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00:56:48,719 --> 00:56:51,319
Speaker 4: and it made you feel like everything was gonna be

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00:56:51,360 --> 00:56:51,759
Speaker 4: all right.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, and it's with that smooth plastic Chris crofton Victor right,

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Speaker 10: justin Connor, thank you guys so much for joining us

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00:57:02,160 --> 00:57:04,680
Speaker 10: this the day after Christmas?

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00:57:05,200 --> 00:57:07,839
Speaker 1: Chris, where can people find you? Follow you, read you

1172
00:57:07,880 --> 00:57:08,720
Speaker 1: all that good stuff.

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00:57:09,040 --> 00:57:12,040
Speaker 4: Well, if everybody didn't already get a copy of The

1174
00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:16,000
Speaker 4: Advice King Anthology for everyone they know for Christmas? Yeah, great,

1175
00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:18,959
Speaker 4: they can get it for them for whatever the next

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00:57:18,960 --> 00:57:23,120
Speaker 4: holiday is, Yeah, New Year's that's Chris crofton The Advice

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00:57:23,200 --> 00:57:26,360
Speaker 4: King Anthology, my book that came out on Vanderbilt University Press.

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00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:27,920
Speaker 4: You can get it anywhere. I don't care where you

1179
00:57:27,920 --> 00:57:30,360
Speaker 4: get it. Get it from the Evil Empire, get it

1180
00:57:30,400 --> 00:57:33,080
Speaker 4: from Amazon. I don't care because it's got the instructions

1181
00:57:33,120 --> 00:57:36,520
Speaker 4: to overthrow Amazon in it. There you go, The Advice

1182
00:57:36,640 --> 00:57:39,000
Speaker 4: King Anthology. And you can follow me on the Instagram

1183
00:57:39,080 --> 00:57:42,160
Speaker 4: and at the Crafton Show Twitter or fucking well, I'm

1184
00:57:42,160 --> 00:57:44,560
Speaker 4: not going to say the other word at the Crofton Show.

1185
00:57:45,160 --> 00:57:48,240
Speaker 4: And you can listen to my record on Spotify that

1186
00:57:48,320 --> 00:57:50,480
Speaker 4: got a seven point four from Pitchfork. It's called The Low.

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Speaker 2: It's me there.

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Speaker 1: It is to producer Victor. Where can people find you?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? You can find me on Instagram Victor Right four

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00:57:57,920 --> 00:58:00,600
Speaker 5: three eight. You could also catch me on Hookemon Go

1191
00:58:00,880 --> 00:58:03,920
Speaker 5: v Man four three eight. I always send people gifts

1192
00:58:03,960 --> 00:58:06,480
Speaker 5: so that they could send me gifts back, and then

1193
00:58:06,480 --> 00:58:08,760
Speaker 5: I have podcasts chewing up the Scenery where me and

1194
00:58:08,800 --> 00:58:11,959
Speaker 5: my lifelong friend Nick we talk about movies and shit.

1195
00:58:12,080 --> 00:58:15,240
Speaker 5: One of my favorite episodes is going Down talk about

1196
00:58:15,280 --> 00:58:18,880
Speaker 5: the movie JFK and Nixon. So we do presidential history,

1197
00:58:18,920 --> 00:58:20,760
Speaker 5: movies and all kinds of shit.

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Speaker 2: So just check it out.

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Speaker 1: Hell yeah, justin anything.

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Speaker 11: Uh you can find me a J Con the Smith

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00:58:28,120 --> 00:58:30,520
Speaker 11: that's J C O N t H E S M

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Speaker 11: I T H on Instagram. And uh yeah, I don't

1203
00:58:35,680 --> 00:58:37,280
Speaker 11: have much to plug right now.

1204
00:58:37,320 --> 00:58:40,400
Speaker 3: I have a few things in the works, but uh media,

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00:58:40,400 --> 00:58:41,320
Speaker 3: I've been enjoying.

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Speaker 11: Uh, I've just been playing a lot of Spider Man

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Speaker 11: two on Station five Super fun.

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Speaker 1: Hey the guys child make an appearance.

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00:58:49,760 --> 00:58:51,080
Speaker 2: Yep, I had to go grab them.

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Speaker 4: That's right, Miles is baby?

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Speaker 2: Say something definitely and fit a bar tell him, tell him, yeah,

1212
00:58:58,680 --> 00:59:01,840
Speaker 2: he's got a new baby. You got a new track

1213
00:59:01,880 --> 00:59:04,919
Speaker 2: coming out? You know, Adonis Drake's son had a track

1214
00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:07,080
Speaker 2: at six years old. We're gonna put someone out soon,

1215
00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:10,160
Speaker 2: break that right, say something, do something.

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Speaker 4: How old is he?

1217
00:59:11,400 --> 00:59:12,480
Speaker 2: He's like, he's ten months old?

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00:59:12,520 --> 00:59:13,760
Speaker 1: Now, wow, he's looking good.

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00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:14,680
Speaker 4: Look at that hair.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you totally man a Marvel.

1221
00:59:18,760 --> 00:59:20,560
Speaker 2: I look at every night and I'm like, what the

1222
00:59:20,720 --> 00:59:24,920
Speaker 2: fuck did I do wrong and not have this baby's hairs?

1223
00:59:27,840 --> 00:59:29,960
Speaker 2: Do you have hair as a baby? Oh yeah, I

1224
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:33,520
Speaker 2: came out to the scalp was blowing the fuck out

1225
00:59:33,640 --> 00:59:37,520
Speaker 2: like a grow room. You know what I mean. But yeah,

1226
00:59:38,240 --> 00:59:40,560
Speaker 2: the genetics got me. I don't know if I had

1227
00:59:40,560 --> 00:59:43,840
Speaker 2: a chance anyway, Miles of Gray, I believe it. I

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00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:47,120
Speaker 2: believe to go grab the baby because yeah, it's been real.

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Speaker 1: Ramshackle this uh this end of the episode, Jack underscore, O'Brien,

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00:59:52,520 --> 00:59:55,400
Speaker 1: that's gonna do it. We're back with more holiday year

1231
00:59:55,560 --> 00:59:58,280
Speaker 1: end stuff. That's gonna do it for like our Christmas stuff.

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00:59:58,320 --> 01:00:00,880
Speaker 1: I think. Now we're gonna gonna get into the year

1233
01:00:01,040 --> 01:00:04,760
Speaker 1: end stuff in the coming days and we will talk

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01:00:04,760 --> 01:00:08,080
Speaker 1: to you all then. Hope everyone is having a great holiday.

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Speaker 1: Stay safe and don't put your feelings above children's. Nope, tomorrow,

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01:00:14,640 --> 01:00:18,960
Speaker 1: bye bye, bye bye.

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Speaker 10: M