Speaker 1: Yeah, oh sorry, that was I was just kneeling a
Speaker 1: picture up against the wall. That wasn't I mean, we're here, okay, Um,
Speaker 1: do you want to do a meeting? Yeah, let's do
Speaker 1: a meeting. Let's get Will is usually here by now,
Speaker 1: isn't he? Well, I guess we could have a conversation
Speaker 1: until he gets here. I came out to my mom. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's really hard. No, it was. She was cool about it.
Speaker 1: She was, well, all right, we were having a well
Speaker 1: you take care. Who's he talking to? I don't know,
Speaker 1: but it's unacceptable by ke Wait a minute, did you
Speaker 1: almost Kevin Spacey a podcast, guys, because bone was coming out. No,
Speaker 1: he was telling me to my mom yesterday and I
Speaker 1: was that's amazing, thank you did. Well, we're not going
Speaker 1: to talk about this. Who was on the phone just now?
Speaker 1: It's none of your guys business. Actually is very much
Speaker 1: our business. Guys will just ridicule me and make fun
Speaker 1: of me. And is he kidding? Is he kidding? Red Bull?
Speaker 1: Was it? Calm him down? Here, calm him down? Do
Speaker 1: I drink it all in one goal? Right now? Shit?
Speaker 1: Damn not the can too? Like that was like Popeye finished?
Speaker 1: Ain't the can? Though will I signed a MBA, can't
Speaker 1: tell you who I md A and M d A
Speaker 1: M major disclosure. Yes, well, at some point you're going
Speaker 1: to have to disclosed to us. Yeah. Well, anyway, I'm bowing.
Speaker 1: I'm so proud of you, and I'm so happy that
Speaker 1: that went well. So much and maybe I'll come out soon.
Speaker 1: You should do you guys like New York City. Start
Speaker 1: spreading the love, Start spreading the joy. The sound of
Speaker 1: the subway, hot dog carts, wild horses running through Central Park,
Speaker 1: ridled and they are wild and they want they want.
Speaker 1: That's what they want. People. The music of the city,
Speaker 1: the symphony of lights lights. Well, this next talented young artist,
Speaker 1: we have real New Yorker mcgreen. If you're familiar with
Speaker 1: Upright Citizens Brigade, of course, I know YouTube, you know,
Speaker 1: dabbled money for a spell. This person performed sketch country
Speaker 1: for years on mod Night with teams Lake Fire and Choir.
Speaker 1: I was on cho Cho shows. She does improv comedy
Speaker 1: with my all star indie team, miles from Pete, all
Speaker 1: over New York City, miles from Pete. You're on this
Speaker 1: improv team. I forgot, yes, I forgot that I was
Speaker 1: that you're doing improv. I haven't done it in so long.
Speaker 1: Once you're part of Miles Beat, you're always always of course, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know improv a veteran ya and being president like
Speaker 1: you're you're always president. You know. Improv is great even
Speaker 1: for people that don't pursue comedy. I find that helps
Speaker 1: with communication. Well, we should do an impro class here
Speaker 1: and class a lot of It's a great way to
Speaker 1: make some extra money if you run improv classes. But
Speaker 1: it's great for republic speaking. Okay, if you have to
Speaker 1: speak in for groups people business orientation conventions. Maybe it
Speaker 1: would make me confident enough to come out. I think
Speaker 1: I think it could. I could very much. You're gonna
Speaker 1: need a lot of improv to come out one one
Speaker 1: red Bill can later he's taking who is this person?
Speaker 1: Uh think blank? Are nez okay? And then what's the
Speaker 1: last name? Welcome to my Oh no, that's never mind.
Speaker 1: Welcome to my Domo. Got de domo domo? We love
Speaker 1: right from choir and Miles from Peter. Yes, what's the show? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I just was seeing if I show us the phone,
Speaker 1: let me. Kevin Spacey said, be there soon. No is
Speaker 1: he coming here? He might be on his way, Jesus
Speaker 1: Christ will Jesus, I can't get out of I signed it.
Speaker 1: I signed an m d A. I can't get out
Speaker 1: of this A major disclosclosure. Okay, listen to Dasise Mysticism
Speaker 1: Is Katinka and Katinka Is Me, a spiritual, metaphysical, supernatural
Speaker 1: and esoteric podcast in which narcissistic mystic Katinka shares her
Speaker 1: intuitive gifts and to much about herself. I'm intrigued. Narcissistic mystic.
Speaker 1: What a beautiful pairing of words, narcissistic mystic. I love
Speaker 1: that and it's Katinka. It sounds like a my fair
Speaker 1: Lady song. The plane in Spain, mystic system, mississistem honey, honey,
Speaker 1: every everything about this is saying, listen to me, Yes,
Speaker 1: this is going to be our fifth hit. The trades
Speaker 1: are going to get out of control. God, I mean,
Speaker 1: the bid reporters are going to be reporting this is
Speaker 1: our empire strikes back. We're going to crash the trades.
Speaker 1: The trades are not going to know what to do
Speaker 1: with themselves. They're gonna stop printing. Are they printed anymore?
Speaker 1: You know? I think so, because I actually um I
Speaker 1: hope so. Because I invested a lot in newsstands. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm dating two girls over at I c m oh yeah,
Speaker 1: and so I'm always over in the office. Is sort
Speaker 1: of running between their offices. I just signed with innovative.
Speaker 1: You did congratulations, um some and recommended it me to them. Good. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm just saying your own put his phone and he
Speaker 1: put his phone up. I'm just saying when I was
Speaker 1: in the offices that I see him. They had the
Speaker 1: trades out, so I think they are printing them stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I'll tell those girls I'm gay at some point.
Speaker 1: You know who probably already knows you're gay. Katinka, Well,
Speaker 1: she's a narcissist, sees it all. Hey, will what number
Speaker 1: am I thinking of? Five? Oh? My god? Narcissistic mystics
Speaker 1: over here. I guess that red Bull can't give him
Speaker 1: a super bower or something. Okay, great picture, and you
Speaker 1: can guess numbers. I'm liking more. He didn't like me
Speaker 1: before anyway. This is um Desi domos Katinka Domoska. Hello,
Speaker 1: my sweet collective. Welcome to the me in Miss Decision.
Speaker 1: I am your host, Katinka, and I can tell you
Speaker 1: about your asked, your present, and also maybe a little
Speaker 1: beauty boat me also the future collective. Shoot, oh shoot,
Speaker 1: I'm channeling someone right now. I am hearing them as
Speaker 1: if they are in the same room as me. Does
Speaker 1: anyone know someone named I'm hearing The name is Clara.
Speaker 1: I am in the room with you. Oh holy stars
Speaker 1: are shoot, she is in the same room as me. Collective.
Speaker 1: This is my protege, Clara, not protegee, producer and the
Speaker 1: producer of the show. And it's pronounced Claire. Actually, high listeners,
Speaker 1: I'm getting a message right now, is coming through from
Speaker 1: Archangel Michael. Hi, Mike, do you want me to tell
Speaker 1: her that wait what this will break her? No? No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: you're right. This is the light workers path. Okay, I'll
Speaker 1: do it. Clark comes it at my feet. Your feet
Speaker 1: are under that desk. It's okay. I will shout from
Speaker 1: here then. Oh god, this is the hardest part of
Speaker 1: my dorma telling people hard truths. Okay, what Archie and
Speaker 1: Jew Michael just told me right now is your name
Speaker 1: is actually pronounced Clara. Um. Okay, I'm sensing a lot
Speaker 1: of shame right now because you've gotten your name wrong,
Speaker 1: your whole life right. But it's okay. I have gotten
Speaker 1: so many people's names wrong, their whole lives. We have
Speaker 1: to forgive ourselves, Clara, my parents called me Claire. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they got it wrong too. Look, I'm connected straight to
Speaker 1: divine energy right now. The message is like as clear
Speaker 1: as quartz crystal, and I'm just the messenger. Okay, is
Speaker 1: up to you, Clara, What do you wanna do with
Speaker 1: this message? Probably gonna do nothing. You can lead a
Speaker 1: horse to the truth of its real name, but you
Speaker 1: can't get that horse to speak its real name and
Speaker 1: call itself by it. I think you're badging that saying
Speaker 1: that's the exact thing in my country. Translation actually wasn't
Speaker 1: hard at all. That's like word for word the same.
Speaker 1: What country is that again? Should Clark? Okay, Mercury just
Speaker 1: went into retro right like the exact moment you asked that.
Speaker 1: So communication wise, it's just not ideal conditions for me
Speaker 1: to answer that complicated question right now. So it's like
Speaker 1: a one word answer. It's too bad. We've got to
Speaker 1: start the show now. Shoot, your collective is waiting, so
Speaker 1: let's go Welcome to me. This is cutting is miss
Speaker 1: this isn't so welcome to me collective today on the
Speaker 1: me and miss this is, and we will be exploring
Speaker 1: something very very sexy, the subject of sexy sexually, of
Speaker 1: twin Flames, Soulmates and CarMax. You know about this, Clark, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I actually think I've met myself. Wow. Okay, that reminds
Speaker 1: me of a story about me when I was living
Speaker 1: in the jungle. I spent two years there on a
Speaker 1: silent retrade. Wow. You didn't speak for two years. I
Speaker 1: didn't speak French. I didn't speak Dutch. I didn't speak German.
Speaker 1: Oh do you know how to speak those languages? Clark?
Speaker 1: You don't know until you're trying, and I've never tried. Okay,
Speaker 1: So did you speak the languages? You do know how
Speaker 1: to speak technically with my mouth? Yes? But was I
Speaker 1: speaking with my heart? No? So all I did for
Speaker 1: those for two years will speak the languages I speak
Speaker 1: with my mouth, none of the other languages, the hundreds
Speaker 1: of millions of them. And I didn't make sounds either.
Speaker 1: I didn't go, I didn't go, I didn't speak Hawk.
Speaker 1: I didn't even sing in my belting voice. I did sing,
Speaker 1: but it had to be like this good no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: only my head voice. If you can believe it, it
Speaker 1: sounds like a real sacrifice. Clare, you're such a young,
Speaker 1: young soul. You're like a newborn soul, just figuring out
Speaker 1: how to breathe and blink. You know, some babies never
Speaker 1: learned those basic things. There are babies who come out
Speaker 1: of the yoni don't blink for days, and mothers cry, please, doctor,
Speaker 1: make her blink. She looked like possessed demon. And doctor said,
Speaker 1: there's nothing we can do, man, because eyelids are so thin,
Speaker 1: we can't even grip them with our hands or our tools.
Speaker 1: And then the babies die because our bodies are nine
Speaker 1: percent water and they lose all the water through the
Speaker 1: eyes just trying to lubricate them. So it's tragedy and
Speaker 1: nobody is talking about Yeah, definitely, nobody is talking about that. Anyway,
Speaker 1: back to the story. When I was living in their jungle,
Speaker 1: I met a cell mate. As soon as I saw him,
Speaker 1: it was like recognizing an old friend, but more than
Speaker 1: a friend, because I also wanted to judge on him.
Speaker 1: I wanted to judge on him as soon as my
Speaker 1: eyes saw his big, huge stick. Maybe he was a tree,
Speaker 1: a Robbert tree in his life, a tree, but I
Speaker 1: recognized him from a past life when he was a
Speaker 1: medieval garbage man, and I was a swamp maiden. She
Speaker 1: I tended the swamps where the garbage was dumped in
Speaker 1: those times, so we would see each other once a
Speaker 1: week on garbage Eve until we eloped. That's beautiful, But
Speaker 1: as a tree, he was covered like sopping wet in
Speaker 1: this white stuff. That's how rubber looks, looks exactly like. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's maybe paint white paint, like when you paint all
Speaker 1: your unwet cousins with a big haybrush to look very
Speaker 1: sick for the holiday. What holiday, Cornson? What culture is
Speaker 1: that car? Please? It's Clark, I mean Claire. Damn it.
Speaker 1: I don't have the time for this. Next Cornson, I
Speaker 1: tell you what. I'm gonna buy you a map so
Speaker 1: you can learn about the world and the culture, so
Speaker 1: I don't have to educate you. And I just pray
Speaker 1: Clark that you read that map. As the saying goat.
Speaker 1: You can lead a horse to a map, but you
Speaker 1: can't get it to understand that map or even look
Speaker 1: at it straight on exact translation. I don't think maps
Speaker 1: actually tell you about different cultures traditions anyway, Twin flames,
Speaker 1: so mates and car Max what's the difference. Okay, what's
Speaker 1: a super relatable metaphor is to explain this sports food
Speaker 1: whether you said goats, No, okay, I'm gonna go with goats.
Speaker 1: So you know, when you're getting ready to kill a
Speaker 1: goat for the winter solstice, No, okay, Clark, your soul
Speaker 1: is like a seven point eight pound of newborn still
Speaker 1: in the throes of struggling to close your own eyelids.
Speaker 1: Just try to keep up here again. Carms are the
Speaker 1: goats that are there to teach you a lesson, but
Speaker 1: it's temporary, and ultimately you still kill them because the
Speaker 1: goat is probably a narcissist. Then you move on. So
Speaker 1: mates are the goats that you've fall deep in love with.
Speaker 1: They have you saying, wait, it feels like I've known
Speaker 1: this goat for one hundred years. They teach you a
Speaker 1: lesson too, but the lesson is actually that you are
Speaker 1: the narcissist and this is just what I hear. This
Speaker 1: has never happened to me yet. So so you think
Speaker 1: the goat and sometimes you still kill it and move on.
Speaker 1: Other times you say, no, I will actually keep this
Speaker 1: goat alive to milk it forever. Then twin flames are
Speaker 1: the goats that really get on your nerves, Like the
Speaker 1: goat is always fighting you, and you hate the goat,
Speaker 1: but you love the goat too, And the reason they've
Speaker 1: lusted you so much is because you realized weight this
Speaker 1: goat is me. And you don't kill the goat because
Speaker 1: you can't kill a part of yourself. So you try
Speaker 1: to keep them until they run away, and you chase
Speaker 1: them and consider killing them all over again. And this
Speaker 1: clar becomes the well known pattern we see today of
Speaker 1: people spending their whole life chasing runaway goats. Is this
Speaker 1: clar now to you? Clear? The goat references complicated it
Speaker 1: for me, but I think I get it. You can
Speaker 1: have many karmic relationships and so many relationships, but your
Speaker 1: twin flame is like your other half, right, yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: this is what the most mystics say. But I have
Speaker 1: a take so hot I am smudging the studio with
Speaker 1: it right now? Oh okay, well that's our cute. We're
Speaker 1: entering our incensed segment. What HARRISY are you burning to
Speaker 1: say on this topic? Okay, I'll say it. Most people
Speaker 1: have one twin flame, right, But there's a big wench
Speaker 1: thrown into this system, and the wench is me. Are
Speaker 1: you trying to say wrench? That is what I say. Car,
Speaker 1: I am almost everyone's twin flame. Boom, I said it.
Speaker 1: But the thing is none of them are mine. For example, collective,
Speaker 1: I am clark twin flame, but she is not mine.
Speaker 1: Oh that isn't true, Clark, What to come on? You
Speaker 1: cannot hide your love. I'm confused. You're always staring at
Speaker 1: mclarre when I'm talking in here. That's my job. You're
Speaker 1: always listening to recordings of my voice over and over again.
Speaker 1: That's me editing this show. Emailing me to tell me
Speaker 1: what time to be here also my job. Asking me
Speaker 1: to write things. Do you just your name, date and
Speaker 1: signature and contracts? Yesterday you asked me if I would
Speaker 1: like hot yam water, which is not common in this country,
Speaker 1: and the very time consuming recipe you put that in
Speaker 1: your contract. And yeah, it's made my job really hard.
Speaker 1: We have a classic runner chaser dynamic Lara. But I
Speaker 1: will always keep running away from you and back to
Speaker 1: myself because here's the kicker. I am my own twin flame.
Speaker 1: So you are two halves in one. I am a whole.
Speaker 1: I am a big already achieved victory and love the
Speaker 1: big V. So sometimes I call myself a big V hole.
Speaker 1: Maybe don't call yourself that. Oh, that is just your
Speaker 1: ego talking, Clara. He's okay to be jealous. So if
Speaker 1: you are a whole, how are you other people's half?
Speaker 1: I am half blush, half egrus one. But if other
Speaker 1: people are equal to and I am one, then I
Speaker 1: am half for them, but a hole for me? What
Speaker 1: do you mean other people equal to? Like to what
Speaker 1: dude's bigger than one? Clark. It's just people who are
Speaker 1: bigger in size than me spiritually like bigger souls, Like yes,
Speaker 1: but but bigger is not better, Clark. It's like there
Speaker 1: are people who are physically overwhite, and then people who
Speaker 1: are spiritually overweight spiritually obeys people equally like six or seven.
Speaker 1: I'm like pretty spiritually skinny. Like one time a monk
Speaker 1: told me, why your soul is in such great shape?
Speaker 1: What is your exorcism routine? It was the most I've
Speaker 1: ever heard a monk talk. So then we might sweet
Speaker 1: wet love, and he was immediately renounced from his monastery.
Speaker 1: Verse sexy stuff. This all sounds like spiritual fat phobia. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: thank you know that's very body negative and regressive. Claria,
Speaker 1: know what's regressive thinking numbers are just numbers? Clara, let
Speaker 1: me ask you what does for mean? I think it
Speaker 1: just means for like two plus two units of something. Okay,
Speaker 1: and that's where you're wrong. You're that'd wrong. Hi, I'm Kotinka,
Speaker 1: And sure ignorance is bliss. Life is easy when you
Speaker 1: can just right off the number five as nothing more
Speaker 1: than five. But what if I tell you the number
Speaker 1: five is a dumpster fire of a number, noncommittal, unreliable,
Speaker 1: and a bit of a lost sloppy boy. Sure I
Speaker 1: hate five sometimes, but doesn't five deserve the dignity to
Speaker 1: be seen so that it can be hated? Welcome to numerology.
Speaker 1: What's numerology? It's if math were a witch. It can
Speaker 1: be hard when you find out that numbers mean more
Speaker 1: than just the numbers that they are numbered as. But
Speaker 1: numbers are not just numbers, and Numbers Rights is are
Speaker 1: not for nonprofit organization fighting for numbers to count, not
Speaker 1: just be counted. I'm not just sharing this because Numbers
Speaker 1: Rights is our sponsor for this episode. I'm talking about
Speaker 1: this because it's near and dear to my hearts if
Speaker 1: I didn't know numbers were more than just numbers. I
Speaker 1: want to be able to blame a bad day on
Speaker 1: a number of the date, blame a bad show on
Speaker 1: my ticket number, or even blame a moment of nonsensical
Speaker 1: rage towards Clara on the number of the time of
Speaker 1: day it happened. What would I do if I couldn't
Speaker 1: blame numbers? And what could you do if you started
Speaker 1: to visit Numbers Rights dot one to three, four, five, six, seven,
Speaker 1: eight nine today to support bringing more meaning to numbers
Speaker 1: in your life. Thank you for your sponsorship Numbers Right.
Speaker 1: It's a really great azation. And while you were giving
Speaker 1: that compelling testimony to the work of Numbers Rights, our
Speaker 1: guest for today arrived in the studio. We interviewed to
Speaker 1: the clar It is my pleasure to introduce dating coach
Speaker 1: Yogi and horse trainer lash Me Pudding. Hello. Hello, oh,
Speaker 1: my Lord Shiva? Is this on? Yep? God, Sorry, darling,
Speaker 1: I'm absolutely tragic at the moment you're catching me smack
Speaker 1: dab and the juicy middle celestial surgery Right now, Lord
Speaker 1: Shiva is simply mandating my life fall apart all for
Speaker 1: the sake of my ascension. Wow, I know exactly what
Speaker 1: that is like, but for our collective produced more about
Speaker 1: what that is like. Well, just last week I spent
Speaker 1: my children's inheritance on a new gorgeous penthouse, went bankrupt,
Speaker 1: met my then twin flame, and started channeling an instructional
Speaker 1: book for a global spiritual army of lovers. That sure
Speaker 1: is a lot of stuff normal people don't fresh simultaneously. Now,
Speaker 1: you are a love and dating coach, yogi and horse trainer. Yes, wrecked, Yes,
Speaker 1: what a calm ball I can understand the love and
Speaker 1: yoga expert these How does horse training come in? So?
Speaker 1: I didn't train horses per se, It's more like they
Speaker 1: train me. I trained my own body and strength using horses.
Speaker 1: I left them, do balance, work on them, and even
Speaker 1: fight them. Fascinating. And I use horses instead of gim
Speaker 1: My body is my temple, and I am so dedicated
Speaker 1: to God and nature that I prefer to be trained
Speaker 1: by nature herself. By training with horses in the woods
Speaker 1: rather than metal machines in a gym, my body becomes
Speaker 1: unnaturally strong, but through a natural route. Yes, yes, and
Speaker 1: you have earned that lacks from me. Tell me your
Speaker 1: first name is so eastern, and your last's name is
Speaker 1: so western. Watch these about. Oh well, I am eastern
Speaker 1: and western, I'm northern and southern, I'm everybody and nobody. Okay, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: I get that, because I am that too. It's like,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm hot and I'm called, I'm yes and
Speaker 1: I'm no, I'm in and I'm up and I'm how
Speaker 1: do you even saying down? Oh? My godess, isn't it
Speaker 1: just delicious? Me's so delicious, like warm sheepbread I could
Speaker 1: eat loaves of myself, or so delicious to be me. Now,
Speaker 1: tell me about your twin flame. Well, he is called Carlos,
Speaker 1: and he is my divine masculine And did you say
Speaker 1: you met him last week? Oh? No, no, no, I
Speaker 1: met Carlos actually about ten minutes ago on my way here.
Speaker 1: He collected my money at the toe booth, and it
Speaker 1: was like my entire world just fell into place. You know,
Speaker 1: every twin flame connection has a particularly large obstacle. Of course,
Speaker 1: I already know what are to inflame challenges. He does
Speaker 1: not speak or understand a lick of English. Honestly, I
Speaker 1: don't blame him, But tell me, didn't you say you
Speaker 1: met your twin flame last week. Yes, that was a
Speaker 1: different twin flame. I thought you can have only one
Speaker 1: twin flame. Well, in my dating experience and expertise, I've
Speaker 1: discovered something really king lashes. When you reach the highest
Speaker 1: level of ascension as I have, you experience a yummy
Speaker 1: ego death, which means your identity dies and a new
Speaker 1: one is birthed. WHOA, So let me get are you
Speaker 1: saying each new version of you has a new twin flame?
Speaker 1: Exactly darling? In my ascension, I experienced ego debts quite routinely,
Speaker 1: So essentially I've graduated from having one single twin flame
Speaker 1: over many lifetimes to having one single twin flame over
Speaker 1: many minutes. Oh wow, this is a hot pake. So
Speaker 1: who was your twin flame from last week? Then that
Speaker 1: would be my new n T doctor are twin flame.
Speaker 1: Obstacle was that he is happily married and very in
Speaker 1: love with his wife, so that was very hard for
Speaker 1: us to overcome and achieve union. Here in the three
Speaker 1: D classic dwin flame broblem And who was before that?
Speaker 1: Before Dr Mike? It was Actu really the receptionist in
Speaker 1: Dr Mike's office, Chad. Chad and I had a classic
Speaker 1: runner chase the dynamic in the two minutes that we
Speaker 1: were twin Flames. As soon as I arrived, he claimed
Speaker 1: his shift ended and a colleague named Nancy replaced him.
Speaker 1: So the lengths that runners would go through Mr Rice
Speaker 1: spot On, Darling laxtionary of Iron twin Flames, who was
Speaker 1: a big highlight, And what's the obstacle blocking union with them?
Speaker 1: That would have to be Matt Damon. He was my
Speaker 1: twin flame for roughly six days after the Second Born
Speaker 1: Identity movie was released in cinemas. Are great to win flame.
Speaker 1: Obstacle we faced was meeting. Yeah, we never really got
Speaker 1: to couldn't quite crack how to do it, so we
Speaker 1: failed to come into union. Oh show was these front
Speaker 1: cover news? Surprisingly? No, No, the story was leaked to
Speaker 1: major news networks by me. I late did, but nobody
Speaker 1: could really corroborate the story because the only witness was
Speaker 1: God herself of course or of course, but I have
Speaker 1: written about all my twin Flames and great and likely
Speaker 1: illegal detail in my new book, which I started channeling
Speaker 1: three days ago. I will be self publishing it tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Wow wow, wah, wah wah. And what is the name
Speaker 1: of this book? Shagging your Way to Shiva is the
Speaker 1: one to be printed in India, but my American publishers
Speaker 1: insisted on changing the title for the American version, Tooking
Speaker 1: Your Way to the Father Son and Holy Spirit. Whoa wa,
Speaker 1: whoa thy sounds Actually, you know Tinka Darling as a
Speaker 1: spiritual dating coach. Most people don't realize that literally everything
Speaker 1: is more sexual for those of us who are tuned
Speaker 1: into the higher realms. Of course, of course, I spend
Speaker 1: more time in my day having orgasm than not having orgasm.
Speaker 1: And I'm not even doing anything except shipping. That must
Speaker 1: be no nevannicity. Wait, what is happening. It's like we
Speaker 1: are say in person, do you have the whole? I
Speaker 1: love you? Oh my Lord Shiva. It just hit me
Speaker 1: like a ton of bricks, yogophone bricks, so very light
Speaker 1: but equally disruptive. You're my twin flame. Okay, I'm really
Speaker 1: sorry to break this to you, but my twin rame
Speaker 1: is actually me as well. It's perfectly all right. This
Speaker 1: is just a twin flame obstacle. No, I'm sorry, it's not.
Speaker 1: This is so awkward. Clara, Yeah, why are you involving me?
Speaker 1: Maybe you can give her some advice since I'm your
Speaker 1: twin flame too. You're not my twin flame, Katinka. She
Speaker 1: is deep in denial, actually, but she is just like you. Okay, Actually,
Speaker 1: thank you so much for joining us. We're going to
Speaker 1: call the interview. They're beautiful. I'm offering you the most sparkling,
Speaker 1: incandescent gratitude for having me on this program. Please buy
Speaker 1: my book. It comes out tomorrow, and Katinka, I will
Speaker 1: wait outside the studio for us to discuss this well
Speaker 1: winds romance we've just been swept up into because there's
Speaker 1: nothing Goodbye to Julu. Well, she was interesting. I don't
Speaker 1: want to say I told you so, Clara, but sometimes
Speaker 1: we have to say what we don't want. I told
Speaker 1: you so. Okay. Up next, we have our weekly reading
Speaker 1: for a listener. The question submitted this week we're all
Speaker 1: related to our topic divine love, twin flames, soul, Neates,
Speaker 1: and Karmis. Are you ready, Katinka? Honestly, I'm never ready
Speaker 1: for the miracles that come out of my mouth, whether
Speaker 1: it's words or something else. What do you mean, something
Speaker 1: else like vomit. One time I brought a piech of
Speaker 1: gold in my mouth. Days later, I spit out Emma
Speaker 1: Fish Crystal, why did you put the call in your
Speaker 1: mouth in the first place? Intuition. Another time I was
Speaker 1: communicating with a bird in a day later, tiny blue
Speaker 1: egg came out of my mouth. It was as if
Speaker 1: that bird made love to you my voice, and my
Speaker 1: voice was like the Virgin Mary delivering a baby egg.
Speaker 1: Jesus Man, I have a lot of questions about that,
Speaker 1: but um, we need to get to our Q and
Speaker 1: A segment. Unfortunately, so this week's question is from Georgia
Speaker 1: Spellman in Chicago. She writes, Katinka, I feel very lost
Speaker 1: in my love life right now. Can you please shed
Speaker 1: some light on what is going on? George Jaw thank
Speaker 1: you for this question. I will be working with the
Speaker 1: rider Way Tarot deck today for anyone who would like
Speaker 1: to follow along and pull up the images on the Internet.
Speaker 1: Let's take a moment in union or Spirit. Spirit? Are
Speaker 1: you there? Spirit? Come in? I like your top today. Spirit? Okay?
Speaker 1: Calling Georgia's guides and ascended masters. Yes, hello, welcome Please,
Speaker 1: it's just me in delivering the divine messages to George
Speaker 1: on Spirit. Please give us some downloads about Georgia's chaotic
Speaker 1: love drama. How can she fix her put the club
Speaker 1: life to have swords. Okay, okay, so you're facing paralyzing
Speaker 1: decision right now. What is this decision about? Oh? Shoot,
Speaker 1: it's about me? Okay, wow, did not see this coming, ative, cops.
Speaker 1: That's the guy who was sick of beer pong, and
Speaker 1: so he wanders away into a river and the moon
Speaker 1: is like so judgy about it. Yeah, this is like
Speaker 1: photograph of me. Okay, Spirit, Okay, I don't know where
Speaker 1: you're going with this, but our bite. Oh shoot, shoo,
Speaker 1: shoot it's the sun the naked baby bareback on a
Speaker 1: horse card. Okay, Georgia, So your decision is not only
Speaker 1: about me, it's my decision about me. Ah, George, i'mself sorry.
Speaker 1: This is like all about me, even though it's your reading.
Speaker 1: I swear I'm not doing this. This is just what
Speaker 1: the cards say. The cars are being so weird right now, Okay, Spirit,
Speaker 1: just a reminder, we're asking about Georgia, not me. Why
Speaker 1: is Georgia's love life a disaster? Why is it hopeless?
Speaker 1: Why it shoot? Shoot the wheel of fortune. This is
Speaker 1: about how I still cannot tell time on American clocks.
Speaker 1: I think all clocks are the same global, you know,
Speaker 1: I refused to learn nine of swords. Okay, Spirit, what
Speaker 1: are you saying? If I knew how to read American clocks,
Speaker 1: maybe I wouldn't choose to cry about how many swords
Speaker 1: I have at four thirty am. Maybe I'd find a
Speaker 1: better time to do that. But what if I want
Speaker 1: to do it at four thirty am? Spirit? Is in
Speaker 1: America supposed to be the land of the free. Huh
Speaker 1: give me an answer to that right this minute. Okay,
Speaker 1: semi swords Okay, yes, fine, I stole those swords, but
Speaker 1: I'm not up at night crying about them because I
Speaker 1: feel guilty. I stole them from babies who shouldn't have
Speaker 1: had them in the first place, so I helped them.
Speaker 1: Why were those babies having swords? I'm up at night
Speaker 1: crying about the swords because it's just overwhelming how many
Speaker 1: swords I have? Like, do you even know what it
Speaker 1: means to own nine swords? Unborliable, unburiable? Okay, let's get
Speaker 1: back on track. Spirit, Okay, the lovers, Okay, more on topic,
Speaker 1: but still about me? Why is this about an orgy?
Speaker 1: I had? This big angel is me? And then here's
Speaker 1: the naked man and the naked lady. And they're not
Speaker 1: even into each other. They're looking at me. I'll tell
Speaker 1: you what. Nobody has ever been so attentive to miss. Actually,
Speaker 1: it was absolutely infuriating, like me one second to breathe. Please, Okay,
Speaker 1: where are you going with their spirit? Are you serious?
Speaker 1: The devil? It's my ex husband spirit. Shoot, I don't
Speaker 1: want to talk about Dmitri. He's irresistible. Georgar in this one,
Speaker 1: the devil is in and the two naked people are
Speaker 1: both me. One is my sexy side, one is my
Speaker 1: very sexy side. Where are we ever talking about Dmitri? Here? Shoot?
Speaker 1: Oh my shoot, six of cops. What this is Dmitri
Speaker 1: giving a drink to underage girl? Spirit? How is this girl?
Speaker 1: Because he's girl spirit? No, it can't be George or
Speaker 1: how would Georgia? No Dmitri to answer me, riddle me
Speaker 1: this Asa WANs ASA wants as hell. No no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no no, that's the hand job card. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: when this happened? Spirit tennis swords shoot, shure, there's tense
Speaker 1: swords stabbed in my back. The more swords, the bigger
Speaker 1: the betrayal. No, no, these mean it happened when the
Speaker 1: Matri and I were married that shoot shoot he must
Speaker 1: have been when he went to war and I asked
Speaker 1: what the war? And he toolt me he was not
Speaker 1: a liberty to say, where was this war? Huh? Where
Speaker 1: was this war? Wait? Wait? Wait wait, George arts from Chicago.
Speaker 1: The war was in Chicago. The war was in Chicago?
Speaker 1: Are shoot showt the shoot shoot sing Karna straight through
Speaker 1: the sucking moon? First, our entireing chad to being king
Speaker 1: retro grade for Sking ever Tinker, I'm so sorry, Clara,
Speaker 1: George or was reading for her has really given me
Speaker 1: so much to process about me. Yeah, you really dropped
Speaker 1: some truth bombs on you. Do you think you have
Speaker 1: it in you to finish the show? I can do it,
Speaker 1: but Clara, I need you to file a restraining order
Speaker 1: for me to keep George or away from me, because
Speaker 1: I do not feel safe. I can't and won't do
Speaker 1: that for you. Okay, can you lift me off the floor.
Speaker 1: I don't think I can fully lift you, but I
Speaker 1: can try to help you get back in your chair.
Speaker 1: Thank you, car Okay, what we have left just announcements
Speaker 1: and then our sign off prayer, Okay, collective before we go,
Speaker 1: I want to announce this is the last week to
Speaker 1: sign up for my twin Flame Union EAT course. Has
Speaker 1: your twin flames said things like this to you, please
Speaker 1: stop pursuing me. I am not interested in you, or
Speaker 1: even I am not your twin flame, then this is
Speaker 1: the course for you. This course will You're coming to
Speaker 1: union with your twin flame regardless of what they want,
Speaker 1: because real love sometimes means covering your ears and shouting
Speaker 1: blah blah blah, love you so much. I don't care
Speaker 1: what you're saying. This is the twin flame love we
Speaker 1: all dream of. Now, if you're ready to say have
Speaker 1: you to anything resembling healthy boundaries? Please sign up for
Speaker 1: this course today and forced the person you love to
Speaker 1: love your back. Nothing can stop at twin flame connection.
Speaker 1: They don't like you, no problem, they don't know you,
Speaker 1: who cares? They already died, no sweat. For just five
Speaker 1: payments of only eleven times ten dollars, you can make
Speaker 1: any obstacle with your twin flames simply melt away. Sign
Speaker 1: up today. Collective. What a beautiful session show show this
Speaker 1: was today. We are going to end with a beautiful
Speaker 1: twin flame prayer to help everyone who hasn't found their
Speaker 1: twin flame. Find them now, excluding any people, and he
Speaker 1: says it's right in the prayer. I swear not adding
Speaker 1: this excluding any people who gave illicit hand drops during
Speaker 1: any wars, famous ones or less known ones. Okay, not
Speaker 1: close your eye and listen with respect, because this prayer
Speaker 1: is vara vara or yeah, here where we go? H
Speaker 1: m hm m hm oh ho ho ha ha ha
Speaker 1: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Speaker 1: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I do do
Speaker 1: not much, they not musty h h