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Speaker 1: now into a brand new month. It's April fools Day,

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Speaker 1: It was opening day yesterday. They get that right, Danny, Thursday, Yeah, yes,

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Speaker 1: There is no better way, though, to celebrate baseball on

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Speaker 1: go rub for you looking at him. He didn't know English.

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Speaker 1: That's behind the rubbers. Cruise, you're just the fuck us.

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Speaker 1: That's great, Yo, out run yourself, earl. You run yourself girl?

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00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:59,200
Speaker 1: You mean yeah, I'm glad that Jap fuck up. You're

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00:27:59,359 --> 00:28:05,080
Speaker 1: bushes and years. He don't you ever put your finger

425
00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:07,280
Speaker 1: on me? And you hit me? Girl? You don't put

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00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:13,160
Speaker 1: your finger talking. Hi, get right, Yo, ain't gonna knock

427
00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:15,760
Speaker 1: nobody on her lass. You're doing again and I'm not.

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00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:18,480
Speaker 1: You're right, And you know I didn't touch you. You

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00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:22,800
Speaker 1: did not. No, you're lying, damn hiring. No, you who

430
00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:26,480
Speaker 1: aren't liar? I'm like liar. You're are a liar. You

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00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:37,320
Speaker 1: are liar. You are tell you no, you have for

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00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:41,080
Speaker 1: one reason to fuck istub wrong. That's the only race

433
00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:44,120
Speaker 1: in your own girl, and you'll have your chance tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: Quick's wrong with you? You ain't no good? No, you

435
00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:52,280
Speaker 1: aren't either. You're no good. You're no fucking good. Here. No,

436
00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:54,760
Speaker 1: I shall never have our game. So I hope you.

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00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:57,400
Speaker 1: I want to run here? What do I What are

438
00:28:57,440 --> 00:28:59,280
Speaker 1: you doing here? Now? Well? Why don't you call the

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00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:02,280
Speaker 1: the Govins and ask me I will oh good, don't

440
00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:08,280
Speaker 1: think I won't good day, And the quicker you get

441
00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:11,080
Speaker 1: on it'll be better too. Oh yeah, that's right. You

442
00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:18,840
Speaker 1: ain't going nowhere. You aren't either. I ten fucking years

443
00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:20,800
Speaker 1: to now. Who's in the Hall of Fame? Well, you're

444
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:23,000
Speaker 1: gonna be in the whole no it right? You will

445
00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:25,520
Speaker 1: know a Brochers, you know it. You're gonna be in

446
00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:28,240
Speaker 1: the Hall of fay one more than I've lost you.

447
00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:35,040
Speaker 1: I know you're having a game. You better get gone,

448
00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:38,760
Speaker 1: and I'm i gotta get horribly better get gone. What

449
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:51,920
Speaker 1: the hell you that you had your hands on it?

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00:29:52,640 --> 00:30:02,640
Speaker 1: Now that's wrong? Long now, this one, Danny my favorite line.

451
00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:05,200
Speaker 1: When Earl comes out. The first thing he says to

452
00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:08,520
Speaker 1: the umpire, that guy Bill Holler is you are here

453
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:13,640
Speaker 1: to fuck us? That is hilarious. And then at the

454
00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:17,760
Speaker 1: end of it you've heard Danny the umpire he responds

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00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:21,480
Speaker 1: to one of the lines that Weaver says. The umpire

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00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:24,280
Speaker 1: shoots back. He says, yeah, You're gonna be in the

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00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:27,160
Speaker 1: Hall of Fame for fucking up the world series is

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00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:30,040
Speaker 1: what he tells Earl Weaver on the field. It was

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00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:36,800
Speaker 1: it was outstanding, just just wonderful, and I love it,

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00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:38,640
Speaker 1: loved it, loved it, loved it all right, moving on that,

461
00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:41,640
Speaker 1: staying with Earl Weaver, and this is the main reason

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00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:45,760
Speaker 1: Earl Weaver is at number two, not Tommy Lasorda. It's

463
00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:51,880
Speaker 1: the Manager's Corner pregame show for the Orioles Radio Network,

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00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:56,680
Speaker 1: and Earl Weaver sat down with the one of the

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Speaker 1: oil broadcasters and delivered one of the funniest couple of

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Speaker 1: minutes you will ever hear from a baseball manager. And

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Speaker 1: let's go to the audio tape and now to the

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Speaker 1: Manager's Corner with Earl Weaver. Hi, everybody, this is Earl

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Speaker 1: Weaver with Manager's Corner. Today. I have Tom Moore, orio broadcaster,

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00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:21,600
Speaker 1: back on the show. And I understand Tom's been getting

471
00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:25,880
Speaker 1: some mail with questions that supposedly I can answer. Now,

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00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:29,120
Speaker 1: what the fuck are somebody's goddamn questions? Tom? Well, First

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00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:32,560
Speaker 1: of all, Earl George Moore from Baltimore, I was asking

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00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:35,440
Speaker 1: how much we feel the loss of Don Stanhouse. Well,

475
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:38,560
Speaker 1: Don Stanhouse was an asshole. He had us in trouble,

476
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:41,320
Speaker 1: had to fucking bases loaded, God damn it. Almost every

477
00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:43,760
Speaker 1: fucking time he went out there. He liked to ruin

478
00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:46,600
Speaker 1: my health smoking cigarettes. And thank god we got Timmy

479
00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:49,320
Speaker 1: Stoddard coming in out to bullpen right now sticking a

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00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:52,600
Speaker 1: bat up their asses. And that's what it takes. Well,

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00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:56,080
Speaker 1: Bill Whitehouse, Earl, that certainly is an answer from Frederick

482
00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:58,080
Speaker 1: Maryland wants to know why you and the Orioles don't

483
00:31:58,080 --> 00:32:00,720
Speaker 1: go out and get some more teams speed speed. For

484
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:03,720
Speaker 1: Christ's sake, you get fucking goddamn little fleas on a

485
00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:07,000
Speaker 1: fucking basis, getting picked off, trying to steal, getting thrown out,

486
00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:09,520
Speaker 1: taking runs away from you. You get them big cocksuckers

487
00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:11,400
Speaker 1: that can hit the fucking ball out the ballpark, and

488
00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:15,760
Speaker 1: you can't make any goddamn mistakes. Well, certainly this show

489
00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:17,960
Speaker 1: is going to get out in history. Earl. Terry Elliott

490
00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:20,000
Speaker 1: of Washington, DC, Why wants to know why you don't

491
00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:22,960
Speaker 1: use Terry Crowley as a designated hitter all the time. Well,

492
00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:26,480
Speaker 1: Terry Crowley's lucky's in fucking baseball. For Christ's sake. He

493
00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:29,160
Speaker 1: was released by the Cincinnata Reds. He was released by

494
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:32,680
Speaker 1: the fucking goddamn Atlanta Braves. We saw that Terry Crowley

495
00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:34,720
Speaker 1: could sit on his fucking ask for eight internes and

496
00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:37,520
Speaker 1: enjoy watching a baseball game just like any other fan,

497
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:39,800
Speaker 1: and has the ability to get up there and break

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00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:42,320
Speaker 1: one open in the fucking ninth. So if this cocksicker'd

499
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:44,920
Speaker 1: mind his own business and let me manage the fucking team,

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00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:48,000
Speaker 1: we'd be a lot better off. Well, certainly you've made

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00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:50,680
Speaker 1: your opinions known on the fans questions about baseball, Earl,

502
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:53,480
Speaker 1: but let's get to something else. Alice Sweet from Norfolk

503
00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:55,160
Speaker 1: wants to know the best time to put in the

504
00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:58,200
Speaker 1: tobata plan. Ellice sweethought to be worried about where the

505
00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:00,680
Speaker 1: fuck her next lay is coming from more rather than

506
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:03,840
Speaker 1: were next goddamn tomato plants coming from. She get her

507
00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:06,400
Speaker 1: ass out to fucking bars at night and go hustling

508
00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:08,720
Speaker 1: around to goddamn street. She might get a prick stuck

509
00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:10,840
Speaker 1: in her once in a while. I don't understand where

510
00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:13,280
Speaker 1: these questions are coming from. Tom That's about it for

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00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:16,680
Speaker 1: Manager's Corner. Go fuck yourself and the fuck with your

512
00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:20,400
Speaker 1: show coming up next on the Baltimore Oriole Baseball fucking Network.

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00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:26,640
Speaker 1: Double Manager's Corner with Earl Weaver has heard twenty minutes

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00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:32,920
Speaker 1: before every Orioles regular season game. Man I guess we

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00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:35,680
Speaker 1: should point out, Danny, this did not actually air. That

516
00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:39,320
Speaker 1: never actually aired on the Baltimore Orioles Baseball fucking network.

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00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:43,000
Speaker 1: It why, I don't know why. I don't know why.

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00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:48,440
Speaker 1: He had a couple of brilliant lines. This was as

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00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:51,360
Speaker 1: good as some of the all time great comedy rants

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00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:55,080
Speaker 1: you think of historically, Abbott and Costello, things like that.

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00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:59,480
Speaker 1: But Earl Weaver when he said Don Standhouse was an

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00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:03,440
Speaker 1: asshole one of his former players, he said, Terry Crowley

523
00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:06,360
Speaker 1: is lucky he's in baseball. He can sit his fucking

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00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:10,840
Speaker 1: ass for eight innings just like any other fan. And

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00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:13,280
Speaker 1: then the end of that, Danny when he's talking about

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00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:17,560
Speaker 1: the tomato plants, Oh my god, is that hilarious alice

527
00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:22,000
Speaker 1: sweet from Norfolk and the tomato plant. That's a ten.

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00:34:22,239 --> 00:34:26,480
Speaker 1: That's a ten. That's a ten. When did Weaver pass away?

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00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:33,160
Speaker 1: He actually died on a Baltimore Oriole fan cruise. You

530
00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:36,000
Speaker 1: know how they have those fan cruises in the office. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he passed away on a cruise ship. Oh damn. Yeah,

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00:34:39,239 --> 00:34:41,040
Speaker 1: if I remember correctly, I believe that. What a way

533
00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:43,560
Speaker 1: to go. Yeah, you're right at the Caribbean Sea. It

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00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:49,000
Speaker 1: says twenty thirteen. Yeah. Fortunately they did not dump him overboard.

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00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:52,120
Speaker 1: They actually took him back for a proper, proper burial.

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00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:58,879
Speaker 1: But Earl, what a fiery man. The number one, number one,

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00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:04,160
Speaker 1: number one on big Ben's big board, not a list,

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00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:08,040
Speaker 1: not a list, number one a big Ben's big board. Well,

539
00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:14,440
Speaker 1: this one is. This is Picasso, this is Rembrandt, this

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00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:18,480
Speaker 1: is the greats, this is NISI. What's the guy's name,

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00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:20,120
Speaker 1: I can't even think of the guy's name, Danny. What's

542
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:26,120
Speaker 1: the guy's name? Beethoven? Beethoven, whatever hell did? This is great?

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00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:31,800
Speaker 1: So Beethoven. So we go now back to Chicago. We

544
00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:34,399
Speaker 1: started Big Ben's Big board in Chicago. We go back

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00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:40,680
Speaker 1: to Chicago. Lee Elia, Oh yeah, Lee Ilia is the

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00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:45,560
Speaker 1: NaN's name. It is the secretariat of manager meltdowns. In

547
00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:49,640
Speaker 1: my life. No one will ever pass this by. Lee

548
00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:55,560
Speaker 1: Elia broke the cardinal rule of business. You never attacked

549
00:35:55,680 --> 00:36:00,399
Speaker 1: the customer. The customer is always right. This was we'recorded

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00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:03,120
Speaker 1: by the late great Less Grobstein in Chicago. I was

551
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:06,719
Speaker 1: lucky enough to meet Less Grobstein. Very happy about that.

552
00:36:07,239 --> 00:36:11,360
Speaker 1: And Less also passed away not that long ago. But

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00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:14,520
Speaker 1: Less was the only radio man that had a microphone

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00:36:14,719 --> 00:36:18,359
Speaker 1: in the room. This is April twenty ninth, nineteen eighty three.

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00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:23,320
Speaker 1: The Cubs are out of the gates slow first nineteen games.

556
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:27,600
Speaker 1: The Chicago Cubs were five and fourteen. The fans were

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00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:31,520
Speaker 1: razing the players at Wrigley Field. The Cubs had just

558
00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:34,560
Speaker 1: lost a game to the Dodgers. They lost, the Dodgers

559
00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:38,080
Speaker 1: beat them on a wild pitch by Lee Smith, and

560
00:36:38,239 --> 00:36:42,520
Speaker 1: the Dodgers scored the winning run. And so, needless to say,

561
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:44,359
Speaker 1: the Cubs were in a bad mood. And then after

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00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:48,360
Speaker 1: the game, this is so long ago, the clubhouses for

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00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:51,799
Speaker 1: the teams were out in the outfield, So the Cub

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00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:56,640
Speaker 1: players had to walk out to left field because that's

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00:36:56,680 --> 00:36:59,839
Speaker 1: where the clubhouse was, out in left field. And after

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00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:04,520
Speaker 1: the game, fans were pouring beer and other food items

567
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:11,040
Speaker 1: trash on Keith Morland, Larry Boa, and Ron Say. So

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00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:14,120
Speaker 1: they were just throwing all this crap and beer on

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00:37:14,239 --> 00:37:17,759
Speaker 1: these guys. And Lee Elia was furious. He found out

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00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:20,640
Speaker 1: about it, and he was having none of it. And

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00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:28,280
Speaker 1: that provided us with this audio poetry Number one, Lee Ilia,

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00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:31,719
Speaker 1: I'll tell you one fucking thing. I hope we get

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00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:35,000
Speaker 1: fucking hot shit just to suff it up them. Three

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00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:40,240
Speaker 1: thousand fucking people to show up every fucking day, because

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00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:43,399
Speaker 1: if they're the real Chicago fucking fans, they can kiss

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00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:48,879
Speaker 1: my fucking hands right downtown and print it. They're really

577
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:55,080
Speaker 1: really behind you around here. My fucking hands am I

578
00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:56,879
Speaker 1: supposed to do? Go out there and let my fucking

579
00:37:56,920 --> 00:37:59,759
Speaker 1: players get destroyed every day and be quiet about it.

580
00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:03,400
Speaker 1: For the fucking Nickeldine people to show up. The motherfuckers

581
00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:06,120
Speaker 1: don't even work. That's why they're out of the fucking game.

582
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:08,960
Speaker 1: They're only go out and get a fucking job and

583
00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:10,600
Speaker 1: find out what it's like to go out there in

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00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:14,279
Speaker 1: a fucking living. Eighty five percent of the fucking world

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00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:18,160
Speaker 1: work it. The other fifteen come out here the fucking

586
00:38:18,239 --> 00:38:23,920
Speaker 1: playground for the cocksuckers. Rip them, mother fuckers, Rip them

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00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:29,600
Speaker 1: tucked cocksuckers. Like the fucking players got guys bucks in

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00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:32,399
Speaker 1: their fucking ads for the fucking people through and that's

589
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:38,040
Speaker 1: the cup My fucking ads then guck about the great

590
00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:41,560
Speaker 1: fucking support that the players get around here. I haven't

591
00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:44,040
Speaker 1: seen it this fucking here. The name of the game

592
00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:46,360
Speaker 1: has hit the ball, catch the ball, and get the

593
00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:51,200
Speaker 1: fucking job done. Right now, we have more losses than

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00:38:51,239 --> 00:38:54,640
Speaker 1: we have wins. The fucking changes that have happened in

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00:38:54,719 --> 00:38:58,640
Speaker 1: a couple organizations are multifolds, all right. They don't show

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00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:03,759
Speaker 1: because we're five and fourth teams, And unfortunately that's the

597
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:08,520
Speaker 1: criteria of them. Some fifteen motherfucking percent to come out

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00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:11,320
Speaker 1: to day baseball. The other eighty five percent are earning

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00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:15,840
Speaker 1: a living. It'll take more than a five and thirteen

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00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:19,279
Speaker 1: or five and fourteen to destroy the makeup of this club.

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00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:23,759
Speaker 1: I'll guarantee you that there's some fucking pros out there

602
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:28,280
Speaker 1: that want to fucking play this game. But you're sucking

603
00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:31,759
Speaker 1: a fucking sigma. The fucking Dodgers and the Phillies and

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00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:36,560
Speaker 1: the Cardinals and all that cheap shit. All these mother

605
00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:41,800
Speaker 1: fucking editorials about say and fucking uh, the phillyitis and

606
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:47,160
Speaker 1: all that should that did sickening. It's unbelievable, it really is.

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00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:51,440
Speaker 1: It's a disheartening fucking situation. We're right now five and fourteen.

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00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:56,720
Speaker 1: Doesn't the gate all that work one hundred and forty

609
00:39:56,760 --> 00:40:00,520
Speaker 1: three fucking games left. What I'm trying to say it,

610
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:04,360
Speaker 1: don't rip them fucking guys out there ripped me? Can

611
00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:06,920
Speaker 1: I want to rip somebody? Rip my fucking head but

612
00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:10,319
Speaker 1: don't rip them fucking guys because they're kivin everything they

613
00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:14,040
Speaker 1: can get. But once we hit that fucking groove, it

614
00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:18,440
Speaker 1: will flow, and it will flow the talents there. I

615
00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:21,759
Speaker 1: don't know how to make it any clarity you. I'm frustrated.

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00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:25,439
Speaker 1: I'll guarantee I'm frustrated. It'd be different if I walked

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00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:27,200
Speaker 1: into this room every day at eight thirty and saw

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00:40:27,239 --> 00:40:30,239
Speaker 1: a bunch of guys they didn't give a shit. They

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00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:33,800
Speaker 1: give a shit, and it's a tough Natalie Gees. The

620
00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:36,880
Speaker 1: thing about this dandy which is wild to me is

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Speaker 1: Lee Elia was fired as Cub manager. This happened April

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Speaker 1: twenty ninth. You know when Lee lost his job. I'm

623
00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:50,440
Speaker 1: gonna take a guess a month later? No, how about August?

624
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:56,359
Speaker 1: He through May, June, July, three more months, and then

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00:40:56,440 --> 00:41:00,440
Speaker 1: in August of nineteen eighty three for reasons completely not

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00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:05,719
Speaker 1: related to that clip, because it was never broadcast, at

627
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:09,440
Speaker 1: least not the full rant, and he was let go

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00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:11,960
Speaker 1: because the team was not playing well. The Cubs did

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00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:15,120
Speaker 1: not play well, but Leela actually survived. What was his

630
00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:18,560
Speaker 1: math there? Oh, the eighty five percent of the world's

631
00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:20,560
Speaker 1: work and the other fifteen percent come out here. It's

632
00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:23,480
Speaker 1: a playground for the blank blanks. Take that for data.

633
00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:27,359
Speaker 1: You get a real job, God, and get a real

634
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:30,880
Speaker 1: job and all that nonsense. Blank my blank and blank

635
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:35,640
Speaker 1: you exactly exactly. So that is big bench, big board.

636
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:39,600
Speaker 1: Thank you for putting up with that. And the bad

637
00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:42,319
Speaker 1: news is that kidding? That's gonna be the best thing

638
00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:45,080
Speaker 1: that I've heard all week? All right, No, it's it's

639
00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:48,360
Speaker 1: it's it's it's wonderful. So yeah, why why don't you

640
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:50,040
Speaker 1: want to do the Safari Kingdom? You want to push

641
00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:54,239
Speaker 1: that to the the Saturday podcast. We do the Safari Kingdom?

642
00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:55,680
Speaker 1: You want? You want to do it? Yeah, we can

643
00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:58,520
Speaker 1: fit Safari Kingdom in here. All right, let's do it.

644
00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:02,560
Speaker 1: And it is now an official bit, Danny g. As

645
00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:07,279
Speaker 1: you know, our man Ohio Ow has come through. We've

646
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:10,719
Speaker 1: got a very little jingle, a small jingle, the work

647
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:15,800
Speaker 1: of Ohio Aw. And here it is. It's time for

648
00:42:18,320 --> 00:42:25,880
Speaker 1: Kingdom with dang radio alight and look at that. We

649
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:29,600
Speaker 1: just got a cease and desist from Clay Travis. No,

650
00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:33,960
Speaker 1: this is not this is not animal underdome. There's no thunderdome.

651
00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:37,360
Speaker 1: This is something completely different. I'm sure that'll solve it.

652
00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:42,240
Speaker 1: This is Safari Kingdom. And these are a few animal stories.

653
00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:45,920
Speaker 1: Why not. People love animals, and these are animal related stories.

654
00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:51,320
Speaker 1: And sometimes they're bugs, sometimes they're animals. Everyone loves their dogs.

655
00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:57,640
Speaker 1: And Prada, the high falutin brand Prada, has decided that

656
00:42:58,120 --> 00:43:00,360
Speaker 1: they would like to take advantage of rich people that

657
00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:03,360
Speaker 1: have a lot of extra money, as they have debuted

658
00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:09,520
Speaker 1: a brand new dog code inspired by high fashion human designs,

659
00:43:10,719 --> 00:43:15,720
Speaker 1: and they are selling a dog coade for seven hundred

660
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:20,040
Speaker 1: and ninety five dollars. Get the fuck out of here. Yeah,

661
00:43:20,160 --> 00:43:24,400
Speaker 1: anyone that buys that should be sentenced to some kind

662
00:43:24,719 --> 00:43:28,360
Speaker 1: of public service. Seven hundred ninety five dollars for a

663
00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:32,520
Speaker 1: fucking dog coat? Are you kidding me? Come on, Yeah,

664
00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:37,000
Speaker 1: that's how much the pure bread mutt cost. It costs

665
00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:39,480
Speaker 1: more than that. Now, man, some of these I know,

666
00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:43,440
Speaker 1: if you get a good deal on one without papers,

667
00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:47,879
Speaker 1: you know, somebody that's wild. How about this story out

668
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:52,760
Speaker 1: of Missouri. A woman is being forced to pay peta

669
00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:58,600
Speaker 1: two hundred thousand dollars in legal fees. The People against

670
00:43:58,719 --> 00:44:02,960
Speaker 1: the Ethical Treatment of Animals, the people who you know,

671
00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:09,040
Speaker 1: don't want to seat meat Peter and so anyway, this

672
00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:12,919
Speaker 1: this woman two hundred thousand dollars in legal fees. Why

673
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:20,919
Speaker 1: she faked a chimp's death and a cremation. Yeah, she's

674
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:22,880
Speaker 1: ordered to pay two hundred thousand dollars in legal fees.

675
00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:26,400
Speaker 1: She faked the death of a movie star chimp that

676
00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:29,480
Speaker 1: had a role in a movie from the nineteen nineties.

677
00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:34,800
Speaker 1: Film it was called Buddy Goop was in that Yeah, exactly.

678
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:39,440
Speaker 1: So a federal court ruled that this woman, Tanya, has

679
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:42,759
Speaker 1: to give over two hundred, two hundred and twenty five

680
00:44:42,840 --> 00:44:45,759
Speaker 1: thousand dollars in legal fees to the animal rights group

681
00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:50,720
Speaker 1: because her tail and the chimpanzee that she was carrying

682
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:54,960
Speaker 1: for Tonka had had died was cremated, and all that

683
00:44:55,160 --> 00:45:00,640
Speaker 1: the false death claim was relayed under oath. It resulted

684
00:45:00,719 --> 00:45:05,160
Speaker 1: in PETA needing to build for hundreds of attorney work

685
00:45:05,239 --> 00:45:09,759
Speaker 1: hours that they claim cost thousands of dollars, and so

686
00:45:10,520 --> 00:45:13,040
Speaker 1: Pee is like, you gotta pay us that money. And

687
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:17,520
Speaker 1: it turns out that a judge in Saint Louis is like, yeah,

688
00:45:17,640 --> 00:45:20,560
Speaker 1: you gotta pay this money. The moral is, do not

689
00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:24,520
Speaker 1: do not fake a story and have Peter investigate, or

690
00:45:24,560 --> 00:45:28,640
Speaker 1: you're gonna be up shit creek and without without a paddle.

691
00:45:29,080 --> 00:45:32,840
Speaker 1: So that's that's unfortunate. It's unfortunate. Next up on the

692
00:45:33,640 --> 00:45:37,200
Speaker 1: Safari Kingdom. You see that story out of Colorado, a

693
00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:41,680
Speaker 1: mountain lion attacking a dude in a hot tub. Oh

694
00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:46,880
Speaker 1: I saw this. Yeah, that is that's gotta be everyone's nightmare.

695
00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:48,400
Speaker 1: Is there is there any way that that is not

696
00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:50,480
Speaker 1: everyone's nightmare to be in a hot tub at a

697
00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:56,080
Speaker 1: rental home. I guess you are relaxed when the accident happens. Yeah,

698
00:45:56,120 --> 00:46:00,400
Speaker 1: so this mountain lion clawed at this dude. He and

699
00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:02,960
Speaker 1: his wife were just kind of hanging out and having

700
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:06,640
Speaker 1: a good time. They renting those place and lounging in

701
00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:09,520
Speaker 1: the in the hot tub and out in the woods.

702
00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:13,799
Speaker 1: And it's about eight o'clock. And this happened a couple

703
00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:18,960
Speaker 1: of weeks ago in Colorado. And the guys like, yeah,

704
00:46:19,200 --> 00:46:22,160
Speaker 1: I felt so, I felt something grab grabbed my head

705
00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:27,560
Speaker 1: and yeah, they must have really been in a tranquil state,

706
00:46:27,719 --> 00:46:30,479
Speaker 1: like with their eyes closed. Do you think the wife

707
00:46:30,640 --> 00:46:34,320
Speaker 1: was like, oh, honey, you're Viagaras kicking in. Slap me

708
00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:38,359
Speaker 1: around a little bit. Wow. And the way this ended

709
00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:42,600
Speaker 1: the story is like the wife Danny grabbed the flashlight

710
00:46:42,760 --> 00:46:46,400
Speaker 1: points it towards the mountain lion. Yeah, the husband and

711
00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:49,640
Speaker 1: the wife they start screaming at the mountain lion and

712
00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:52,640
Speaker 1: then eventually the mountain lions all right, fuck you, and

713
00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:56,680
Speaker 1: then then walks back into the into the woods. But

714
00:46:56,840 --> 00:46:59,719
Speaker 1: here's the problem, man, at some point, you gotta get

715
00:46:59,719 --> 00:47:02,719
Speaker 1: out of a hot tub, right, and don't you think

716
00:47:02,840 --> 00:47:05,759
Speaker 1: that mountain lion is still lurking off in the shadows

717
00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:10,439
Speaker 1: in the woods waiting to pounce on you. Man, talk

718
00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:20,320
Speaker 1: about being a sitting duck. Hello. The husband had four scratches,

719
00:47:20,360 --> 00:47:23,040
Speaker 1: but it was all superficial on the top of his

720
00:47:23,160 --> 00:47:25,080
Speaker 1: head and near his right eye. That could have taken

721
00:47:25,120 --> 00:47:30,080
Speaker 1: the dude's right eye out. Yeah. Man, and the officers

722
00:47:30,160 --> 00:47:35,160
Speaker 1: inspected the wounds, they said they didn't match a mountain lion. Well,

723
00:47:35,239 --> 00:47:38,240
Speaker 1: here's something from the insect world on Safari Kingdom. Because

724
00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:43,360
Speaker 1: insects are part of the Safari. Female spiders, according to

725
00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:47,680
Speaker 1: new research, played dead when they're having sex. Why do

726
00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:49,799
Speaker 1: they play dead, Danny, You want to take a guess

727
00:47:50,560 --> 00:47:55,560
Speaker 1: they're not into their husbands. No, female spiders played dead

728
00:47:55,719 --> 00:48:02,479
Speaker 1: during sex, so males don't have to worry about being eaten. Hello, Yeah,

729
00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:05,439
Speaker 1: I mean I've heard the stories about how they eat

730
00:48:05,520 --> 00:48:11,680
Speaker 1: there they're afterwards, right, yeah. Yeah. According to new research,

731
00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:16,000
Speaker 1: the female spiders played dead during sex, so the males

732
00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:18,400
Speaker 1: are a little less worried that they might be eaten

733
00:48:18,719 --> 00:48:24,160
Speaker 1: when the deed is done chans and that in turn

734
00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:28,200
Speaker 1: makes it easier for the females to choose the best

735
00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:32,520
Speaker 1: mates by playing dead for appealing to partners fighting off

736
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:38,600
Speaker 1: the scrubs. So, I don't know. You think they've they've

737
00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:41,560
Speaker 1: gotten in the mind of spiders, You think so, I don't.

738
00:48:43,320 --> 00:48:45,520
Speaker 1: They claimed they've researched it. They claimed they've done their

739
00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:49,239
Speaker 1: homework and they've gotten to the bottom of it. This

740
00:48:49,520 --> 00:48:53,960
Speaker 1: is an interesting story out of Australia. That's hard. Have

741
00:48:54,120 --> 00:48:57,920
Speaker 1: you seen the photo of the World's Happiest cow Danny? No,

742
00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:03,120
Speaker 1: you have not. I gonsa send you this photo. If

743
00:49:03,160 --> 00:49:07,279
Speaker 1: you're listening to the podcast, just imagine what this looks like.

744
00:49:07,320 --> 00:49:09,200
Speaker 1: I'm gonna hold on, say, i gotta click a couple

745
00:49:09,239 --> 00:49:11,600
Speaker 1: of buttons here, and then I'm gonna send this to

746
00:49:11,680 --> 00:49:16,160
Speaker 1: you and and then Danny, you can describe exactly what's

747
00:49:16,280 --> 00:49:19,480
Speaker 1: in in the photo. But this has been bouncing around

748
00:49:19,920 --> 00:49:24,719
Speaker 1: social media for the last few days. It's it's in

749
00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:31,680
Speaker 1: the echo chamber. See that. Oh yeah, what is what

750
00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:35,640
Speaker 1: is that? Danny? Oh that's crazy looking, isn't that awesome?

751
00:49:35,960 --> 00:49:40,160
Speaker 1: On the side, it's white, racist all through the middle

752
00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:43,759
Speaker 1: of the cow. And on its side it's a happy face. Yeah,

753
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:48,279
Speaker 1: it's the happiest cow around. Did dark markings look like

754
00:49:48,440 --> 00:49:52,440
Speaker 1: a smiley face? Yeah? So this happened earlier in the

755
00:49:52,520 --> 00:49:58,680
Speaker 1: month of March and freaky right. The the it's now

756
00:49:58,760 --> 00:50:04,320
Speaker 1: become the mascot of a dairy in Australia and they've

757
00:50:04,440 --> 00:50:09,240
Speaker 1: they've they're gonna use this for different events in promotions

758
00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:13,400
Speaker 1: and whatnot, and so that cow will live a wonderful

759
00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:17,319
Speaker 1: life and not have to worry about anything. Everything's taken

760
00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:20,399
Speaker 1: care of for that cow. It's the world's happiest cow.

761
00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:23,719
Speaker 1: And on the left side it's got a smiley face,

762
00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:27,640
Speaker 1: like a smiley emotion. So that's kind of cool. There

763
00:50:27,680 --> 00:50:31,200
Speaker 1: you go. Yeah, The owners decided to sell him after

764
00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:36,640
Speaker 1: being overwhelmed by media attention. Yeah, I think I think

765
00:50:36,719 --> 00:50:39,279
Speaker 1: we're you're gonna make some make some money on this,

766
00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:41,960
Speaker 1: why not? What the hell? All right, Well, that's it,

767
00:50:42,040 --> 00:50:44,120
Speaker 1: we'll get out on that. Anything you want to promote

768
00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:47,320
Speaker 1: Danny on Friday, which is not April first, It is not.

769
00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:50,640
Speaker 1: That was a false alarm. It is not April first. Yeah,

770
00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:54,160
Speaker 1: last day of March. You're done with your radio shift.

771
00:50:54,440 --> 00:50:57,480
Speaker 1: I still need to go into mine this afternoon. Produce

772
00:50:57,520 --> 00:51:00,360
Speaker 1: a fun Coveno and Rich Friday show for two to

773
00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:05,040
Speaker 1: four pm West Coast Time Outstanding. Enjoy that Cavino and Rich.

774
00:51:05,080 --> 00:51:06,839
Speaker 1: They actually have stuff they give away on that show,

775
00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:09,239
Speaker 1: unlike our show. We don't give any on my overnight show.

776
00:51:09,239 --> 00:51:10,600
Speaker 1: We don't have we don't have any budget. We give

777
00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:12,239
Speaker 1: nothing away. But I have a great head. You give

778
00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:15,160
Speaker 1: trips away, well, we do give that is correct. We

779
00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:18,120
Speaker 1: do give the trip round trip to nowhere, and we

780
00:51:18,239 --> 00:51:22,359
Speaker 1: have a lifetime supply nothing and nobody else is giving

781
00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:24,680
Speaker 1: those things away. So that is true. That is accurate.

782
00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:26,640
Speaker 1: And we have a great rest of your day, and

783
00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:30,719
Speaker 1: got a big podcast weekend all weekend long and we'll

784
00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:35,000
Speaker 1: catch you next time later. Skater gott a murder, Gotta

785
00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:35,080
Speaker 1: go