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Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer Podcast. Here, Niki, Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 1: It's Nicky Laser Podcast. I'm Nicky Glazer. I'm in Hollywood, California.

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Speaker 1: With me today is Noah. She's in Arizona. Anya is

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Speaker 1: in Cupertino, and Brian Franjie is right here on the

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Speaker 1: couch next to me. What's up an eco cave. It's

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Speaker 1: an eco hotel. It's clean and sharp. It's sharp. It's

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Speaker 1: so sharp, I think I bumped into like six or

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Speaker 1: seven things on the way up here. It's so sharp

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Speaker 1: and nice though. Right. Oh, yeah, when I went I

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Speaker 1: was in a tropical resort. It's like the Rainforest Cafe updated.

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Speaker 1: It is so nice down there. It smells really good.

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Speaker 1: They're like, we have plundered the rainforest to give you

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Speaker 1: the most friendly experience. Everything's made of yeah, Paulo Santo

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Speaker 1: or whatever. It's really a good vibe up in this um.

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Speaker 1: Yeah the lobby, yeah, reclaimed from a rainforest cafe shut down.

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Speaker 1: My joke for the Rainforce Cafe, it was like, if

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Speaker 1: they really want to make it the Rainforce Cafe, it

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Speaker 1: should just have like bulldozers and like crime monkeys. One

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Speaker 1: time there was one under construction at a mall and

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Speaker 1: I was like, this is the greatest joke ever because

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Speaker 1: there was literally a bulldozer in there, and I was like,

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Speaker 1: it's an accurate rainforce cafe. Um. But I like this

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Speaker 1: place because the lobby is so nice and because hotels now,

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you've noticed, after the pandemic, they've

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Speaker 1: all decided to change their check in time. What did

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Speaker 1: it used to be globally internationally across the board, No,

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Speaker 1: three o'clock. That was always the check in time always.

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Speaker 1: Now what is it four o'clock? Did they send out

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Speaker 1: a memo? Did they send out an alert? No? They

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Speaker 1: all secretly changed it during COVID when when Chris the

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Speaker 1: other day said COVID was a reset button and everyone

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Speaker 1: kind of gets to go play by their own rules.

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Speaker 1: Now reinvent and they raised all the prices on top

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Speaker 1: of that prices. Um. Now housekeeping is like, oh, we're

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Speaker 1: we're trying to say the planet, so we do it

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Speaker 1: every three days. And it's like, no, you're understaffed and

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Speaker 1: you're cheap. Yeah, that's bullshit, that's a that's a scam.

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Speaker 1: Like what I've heard is that the it hurts the

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Speaker 1: staff because they're not cleaning as much. They're not working

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Speaker 1: as many hours, they're not getting paid. So when they say, like, oh,

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Speaker 1: as a you know, to save the COVID or whatever,

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Speaker 1: or even if it's like ecological, they say, we're not

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Speaker 1: going to come up and clean your stuff. And it's

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Speaker 1: like they would prefer it. The workers would prefer trying

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Speaker 1: to get in my room. Most of the time. They're

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Speaker 1: always like, you don't want anything you promised you don't.

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Speaker 1: I'm just like, oh, man, I guess my sheets are

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Speaker 1: a little sweaty. Get in here, lady. Yeah. No. There's

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Speaker 1: a sign in there on the bathroom and it's so

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Speaker 1: I was like, wow, they did some marketing research on this,

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Speaker 1: or just did some psychological research. So the sign says,

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Speaker 1: hang up your towel to indicate that you don't need

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Speaker 1: a fresh one, and then so that we all know

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Speaker 1: that sign that's usually put there, then underneath it, it it says,

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Speaker 1: most of our guests opt to do this. It's okay

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Speaker 1: sometimes to be a follower. Oh my god, wait, let

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Speaker 1: me just read it. Hold on, Oh my god, that's

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Speaker 1: like an abusive boyfriend. Yeah, what the fuck? Okay, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna repeat after you here. Hanging up your towel means

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Speaker 1: we'll leave them right here. Most of our guests do.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes sometimes it's okay to be a follower. Yeah yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's like a or like a really overbearing mother. And

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Speaker 1: you know what, they know who they're praying on, people

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Speaker 1: in Hollywood, and everyone here wants to do what everyone

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Speaker 1: else is doing. And the butt they they did research

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Speaker 1: and they realized in some R and D that people

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Speaker 1: don't hang up their towels because even though they would

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Speaker 1: think that other people wouldn't do this, and so they're like,

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Speaker 1: if we just make it seem like most people do this,

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Speaker 1: then everyone will follow. That's so weird. Yeah, they're trying

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Speaker 1: to save money. But I always hang up my towel.

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Speaker 1: I I never need fresh towels as long as they

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Speaker 1: have time to dry. Oh yeah, blood all over my

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Speaker 1: tel last week, not even my towels, Chris's towels. Chris

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Speaker 1: didn't even know who was coming over to He folded

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Speaker 1: them and hung them back with blood on them, his cheek,

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Speaker 1: his fucking lip, blood all over them. So fucking hillbilly,

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Speaker 1: uh shrimp king. Yeah, well it's yeah, this hotel, it

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Speaker 1: was just cheaper than the I stay in like three

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Speaker 1: and this one was just the cheapest for a sweet

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Speaker 1: because I'm tired of staying in like a tiny room

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Speaker 1: and um and I'm kind of yeah, I'm I'm a

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Speaker 1: little perturbed by that sign and um, and they're trying

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Speaker 1: to save water. But the bath is like a fucking pool.

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Speaker 1: So I felt really bad last night as I drew

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Speaker 1: a bath. I don't feel comfortable saying I drawed a bath. Well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: drew a bath. Well. Annie was talking about dressing a

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Speaker 1: I don't wear all a rap is Brian, do you

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Speaker 1: have any gear, rapes, any words that make you creel?

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Speaker 1: Call it? Oh? Um none? Oh no, no, Well it's

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Speaker 1: like things on chill. I don't. I wouldn't say anything

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Speaker 1: about your towels on Instagram when people say like this

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Speaker 1: guy this, I hate that, like those little things every

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Speaker 1: time my every time, my fiance, I hate fiance. Really,

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Speaker 1: I love that word. That is what I'm most looking

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Speaker 1: forward to in possibly getting married engaged. I want to

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Speaker 1: be a fiance forever. Oh yeah, yeah, because people get excited.

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Speaker 1: You get attention when you say my fiance, people go, oh,

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Speaker 1: when are you getting married? How did he? How did

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Speaker 1: he propose? And everyone's excited for you. When you say

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Speaker 1: my husband, everyone's bored by that. No one cares, there's

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Speaker 1: no follow up question. It doesn't spark conversation. It sparks

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Speaker 1: as a little sadness. Well, that's what I'm looking for.

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Speaker 1: I don't want the whole Oh I'm not saying fiance

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Speaker 1: But if I want to, like feel cool, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I just think fiance is cute because it's it shows

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Speaker 1: that your relationship is in a good places the only

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Speaker 1: time that you are actually pretty in love, because you

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Speaker 1: could still call it off if you weren't in love,

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Speaker 1: So you must be in love. But you're also in

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Speaker 1: love enough to take it to the next level. Husband,

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Speaker 1: I know you're locked in. You could fall out of

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Speaker 1: love with this guy. You could hate your husband. You

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Speaker 1: probably do, but fiance, you at least I know you

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Speaker 1: guys are happy. That's because fiance is in this zone

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Speaker 1: where you're like, you guys are gonna have a wet

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sure there's some unhappy fiances out there,

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Speaker 1: but for the most part, a fiance, you're in a

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Speaker 1: good spot and if you're if you're you could say

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Speaker 1: just say the word my fiance. It's almost impossible to

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Speaker 1: say with a negative connotation. Where I could say my wife, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I was writing over our wedding invitations over the weekend,

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Speaker 1: and it like all the suggestions were to say, we

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Speaker 1: invite you to this celebration of the marriage of Anya

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Speaker 1: and Matt, And I was like, I hate this word marriage.

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Speaker 1: I wanted to say wedding, but all the invites say like,

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Speaker 1: you're invited to the marriage. Do you guys hate marriage too?

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Speaker 1: It just sounds so boring. Marriage. It is marriage institutional,

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Speaker 1: It is boring. I'm like, no, it's a wedding, Like,

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Speaker 1: come to our wedding. I just realized I'm on a

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Speaker 1: podcast with three fiances. You're all fiances. Just what I

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Speaker 1: love about fiance. I don't like the word either, But

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Speaker 1: what I do like about is that's kind of like

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Speaker 1: ambiguous because when I say fiance, it's like I'm saying partner.

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Speaker 1: You don't know if it's a man or a woman, really,

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Speaker 1: and I love that. I've never had that thought ever.

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Speaker 1: What you used to say partner, I know, but I

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Speaker 1: never think like if I say my fiance that someone

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Speaker 1: be like, could be a woman, right, I never thought

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Speaker 1: a boyfriend. I'm in that stage now, Like it's ridiculous

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Speaker 1: a boy friend? A friend doesn't sound good either, but

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Speaker 1: it's a juvenile thing. Yes, because we used to get

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Speaker 1: was boyfriend, Well, the boys would get married at seventeen,

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Speaker 1: the girls get married at like thirteen. Yeah, I was, oh,

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Speaker 1: comes of age at twelve in our religion. So it's like,

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Speaker 1: I gotta watch Waco. I will watch it because it

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Speaker 1: the original World Trade Center, Mom, because nobody remembers that. Now,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're break the guy who they did

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Speaker 1: you're sitting there and you're like, I'm famous for this,

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Speaker 1: and then someone does it twice as big? I mean

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Speaker 1: died in the first one? Because I know a million

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Speaker 1: people died in the second One'm just kidding. That's one

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Speaker 1: one of our call back Yeah, on my original radio

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Speaker 1: show on Serious Jen who worked on the show, I

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Speaker 1: asked one day, how I'm only people everyone thought died

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Speaker 1: in nine to eleven, and she guessed a million. It

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Speaker 1: and then after with victims later on, it's been in thousands.

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Speaker 1: So where were you? Where was I On September one

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Speaker 1: September I was in the first period AP English Miss

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Speaker 1: Larson's class, and I said, what's the world Trade Center

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. Then I got a five on ap examined.

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Speaker 1: She called me and was like, I can't believe you

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Speaker 1: got a five. And I'm like, yes, suck it, bitch. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: She was like, really, did not called you? Yeah? She

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Speaker 1: called They called you to tell you your score sheets them,

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Speaker 1: they called your house. Yeah. She called my house in

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Speaker 1: Isn't it? No way it's about your dad. They maybe

424
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:37,640
Speaker 1: I was just really wanting to puck my dad. I mean, yeah,

425
00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:40,400
Speaker 1: it's it's all. It's all mixed up. It's a sexy

426
00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:42,840
Speaker 1: song though, But anyway, then I fainted earth. I mean

427
00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:45,480
Speaker 1: then I fell. I tripped on something and fell and

428
00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:47,919
Speaker 1: then just decided to really go for it and make

429
00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:49,520
Speaker 1: it look like a huge fall. And I was like

430
00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:52,040
Speaker 1: slid across the ice on my face and then just

431
00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:55,639
Speaker 1: laid there and I accidentally like songs playing and the

432
00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:58,160
Speaker 1: song's playing out, and I just was like, your dad

433
00:22:58,320 --> 00:23:01,840
Speaker 1: is just still maintaining me. I think role in the

434
00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:04,520
Speaker 1: in the lawn. I don't think he wasn't even noticing me.

435
00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:07,720
Speaker 1: So typical. I think it was just like in character. Yeah,

436
00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:09,440
Speaker 1: and then I had finally got up and tried to

437
00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:11,359
Speaker 1: finish the routine, but he doesn't want to mess up

438
00:23:11,359 --> 00:23:16,640
Speaker 1: his rombo throw. Sure, I'm sure, I'm sure. I'm sorry

439
00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:23,640
Speaker 1: I missed up the cartman. Okay, we gotta go to break,

440
00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:27,320
Speaker 1: we'll cut, We'll find out what happened with Duck after this.

441
00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:32,880
Speaker 1: I know you're on my edge of your lawn. Welcome back. Well,

442
00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:35,520
Speaker 1: we all need to know what happened to Doug laying

443
00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:38,320
Speaker 1: on the lawn next to the little kicked over. So

444
00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:41,080
Speaker 1: we returned back to the lawn and Doug was not there.

445
00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:45,639
Speaker 1: The statue was still over. Nothing occurred, nothing, and we

446
00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:49,080
Speaker 1: so obviously at some point, just like Anya on the ice,

447
00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:50,960
Speaker 1: at some point, the jig is up and you just

448
00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:55,000
Speaker 1: have to get up. That's the funniest part. It's like

449
00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:58,440
Speaker 1: you've been faking this. No one cared, yes, and you like,

450
00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:00,680
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm just gonna get up. Oh my god,

451
00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:04,639
Speaker 1: faking things is so embarrassing when you like I faked

452
00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:09,520
Speaker 1: crying before to like get sympathy from a boyfriend, or

453
00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:14,359
Speaker 1: like faked being asleep so that you can, like so

454
00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:16,840
Speaker 1: that you maybe look like a precious angel and they'll

455
00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:19,520
Speaker 1: maybe like kiss your head or something like why do

456
00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:22,199
Speaker 1: I do any of this stuff? Like it's so embarrassing

457
00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:24,440
Speaker 1: or fake, Like I don't see someone fake, Like I

458
00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:28,000
Speaker 1: like last night, there was someone in the lobby and

459
00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:32,000
Speaker 1: I saw I know her, she knows me, but there's

460
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,320
Speaker 1: like a little bit of a weird thing between us,

461
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:37,000
Speaker 1: like she's friends with someone that I'm not like friends

462
00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:39,399
Speaker 1: with anymore, And it was just kind of like and

463
00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:42,040
Speaker 1: I just I would have said hi, but I was like,

464
00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:44,199
Speaker 1: maybe she saw me and doesn't want to say hi,

465
00:24:44,359 --> 00:24:46,399
Speaker 1: because I think she had a chance to see me

466
00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:48,200
Speaker 1: before I saw her. But when I saw her, she

467
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:50,520
Speaker 1: wasn't looking at me, so I thought maybe she had

468
00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:53,040
Speaker 1: turned prior Because do you ever catch someone before they

469
00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:55,320
Speaker 1: see you and then you like put your head in away.

470
00:24:55,359 --> 00:24:57,440
Speaker 1: That's like then I don't have to catch their eye.

471
00:24:57,480 --> 00:24:59,000
Speaker 1: So it felt like it was like that there's nothing

472
00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:01,280
Speaker 1: that makes someone notice you more than when you catch

473
00:25:01,359 --> 00:25:03,520
Speaker 1: them and you turn away and they didn't see you. Yeah,

474
00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:05,000
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden there like someone did that.

475
00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:07,639
Speaker 1: It's like everybody has a spider sets. Yeah for that.

476
00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:10,760
Speaker 1: I do it all the I've pretended so many times

477
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:13,439
Speaker 1: not to see people, and I'm really good at it. Actually,

478
00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:16,040
Speaker 1: I always see people before they see me. Yeah, I

479
00:25:16,119 --> 00:25:18,680
Speaker 1: can see that. Yeah, you're you're good at scanning. Yeah,

480
00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:21,160
Speaker 1: you think you're good at skank you. I always see

481
00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:24,240
Speaker 1: scanner darkly. Not a movie. Yeah, that was a rhotoscope

482
00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:26,440
Speaker 1: movie with Keanu Reeves from two thousand and sevens Okay,

483
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:30,639
Speaker 1: I have something disturbing to tell you guys. What My

484
00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:35,960
Speaker 1: Heart Belongs to Daddy was originally done by Cole Porter

485
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:38,480
Speaker 1: And the woman does a strip tease in the play,

486
00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:42,360
Speaker 1: singing that song and it's a fucking song about yeah

487
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:46,400
Speaker 1: and the adults and it's about a boyfriend. Yeah, it's

488
00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:49,160
Speaker 1: about a boyfriend. It's like the lyrics are like, Lolita,

489
00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:52,119
Speaker 1: if I invite a boy some night to dine on

490
00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:56,560
Speaker 1: my Finn and Hattie, is that like a euphinitemism? I

491
00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:59,760
Speaker 1: just adore his asking more. But my heart belongs to Daddy.

492
00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:02,360
Speaker 1: And Marilyn Monroe did a striptease to it too, and okay,

493
00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:05,760
Speaker 1: so daddy in the song is still your dad. I

494
00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:08,960
Speaker 1: don't think so. I think I want more, but my

495
00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:12,400
Speaker 1: heart belongs to no. I think it's she's talking about

496
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:14,240
Speaker 1: like I can't sleep with you because my heart belongs

497
00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:17,800
Speaker 1: to daddy, like I am. Okay, young Well, one of

498
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:21,560
Speaker 1: the lines says, my heart belongs to my daddy, because daddy,

499
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:25,399
Speaker 1: my daddy, my little old daddy. It's her sugar, Daddy,

500
00:26:26,119 --> 00:26:28,520
Speaker 1: that little old daddy is your sugar. It's so good.

501
00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:32,440
Speaker 1: A newspaper magnate introduced with the words, I've come to

502
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:39,560
Speaker 1: care for such a sweet millionaire. It doesn't matter what

503
00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:42,640
Speaker 1: it means. The lyrics are lascivious. Is that a word? Yes,

504
00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:46,680
Speaker 1: it's lascivious. Lude and there should be no young child

505
00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:50,400
Speaker 1: doing a damn. Oh my god. I just remembered my outfit.

506
00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:54,600
Speaker 1: It was fishnets. I was wearing fish I'm ten, nine

507
00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:57,399
Speaker 1: or ten wearing fishnets and a tight leotard. And I

508
00:26:57,520 --> 00:27:00,399
Speaker 1: had a boa and I like, use the boa around

509
00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:03,440
Speaker 1: my dad and he was in a chair. This is oh,

510
00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:07,240
Speaker 1: you did it, okay. Brian remembered he was molested yesterday,

511
00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:11,000
Speaker 1: and I just remember that I was a victim. To

512
00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:14,840
Speaker 1: a fucked up thing by my very sweet ice skating coach.

513
00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:17,480
Speaker 1: Who and your dad? Your dad is an adult and

514
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:20,399
Speaker 1: sign on for this? Oh my god? Yeah sorry. And

515
00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:22,520
Speaker 1: then what's with the dad sitting in a chair with

516
00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:25,080
Speaker 1: a newspaper? That's part of it. Yeah, we just gave

517
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:27,320
Speaker 1: him something to do because he can't be on the

518
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:30,359
Speaker 1: ice like skating around. He's a daddy, Yeah, he's a daddy.

519
00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:34,800
Speaker 1: All very disturbing. It's so gross. Is it news to

520
00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:38,240
Speaker 1: anyone that old men want to fuck young girls? This

521
00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:41,160
Speaker 1: is the society we live in. They want to fuck

522
00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:43,840
Speaker 1: young boys and young girls. That is why. That is

523
00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:48,520
Speaker 1: what like, there's and there's so many of them that

524
00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:51,280
Speaker 1: want to do it, and they can't hide it sometimes.

525
00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:56,560
Speaker 1: Remember Serge Gainsberg and the Charlotte that daughter. Yes, they

526
00:27:56,640 --> 00:28:00,119
Speaker 1: had disgusting songs together. This is I kind of like

527
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:02,439
Speaker 1: it when it comes to the surface, because it's happening

528
00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:06,600
Speaker 1: beneath the surface all the time, and it's just now

529
00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:09,399
Speaker 1: kind of coming to I think in the past twenty

530
00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:12,280
Speaker 1: years we've all kind of woken up to, like, oh,

531
00:28:12,359 --> 00:28:16,159
Speaker 1: you shouldn't sexualize children. But it was happening all the

532
00:28:16,359 --> 00:28:19,680
Speaker 1: time during the seventies, eight, Like, looking back on our childhoods,

533
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:23,040
Speaker 1: I think it was happening a lot more frequently. Yeah,

534
00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:26,000
Speaker 1: and you still see it, like even like I don't know,

535
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:30,680
Speaker 1: I something, Yes, the pageant things with the girls wearing

536
00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:34,480
Speaker 1: makeup and um, even girls getting their ears pierced. I'm like, stop,

537
00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:37,760
Speaker 1: but jeweling this child, why do you need to do that?

538
00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:43,080
Speaker 1: Isn't she already a little jewel? Um? And then because

539
00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:45,440
Speaker 1: it why does she need to be like more sparkly?

540
00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:50,320
Speaker 1: And you're about giving little girls dolls and like your

541
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:54,280
Speaker 1: that's your baby, like that's but you're a mommy train

542
00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:55,960
Speaker 1: for what you're going to be doing in a couple

543
00:28:56,000 --> 00:29:00,680
Speaker 1: of years. And it's just and just Santa Claus, sit

544
00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:03,480
Speaker 1: on my lap. I'm an old man and now your

545
00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:06,160
Speaker 1: kid is on my lap and I'm gonna and just

546
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:11,360
Speaker 1: whisper in my ear what you want? Yeah, yeah, I mean,

547
00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:15,800
Speaker 1: but what the reverse? So back in the whatever sixteen hundreds,

548
00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:19,040
Speaker 1: little kids would be dressed up like little moppets. They

549
00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:22,600
Speaker 1: would have like full like full dress and leggings and

550
00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:26,280
Speaker 1: they would be covered in cloth. Yes, and better they

551
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:30,880
Speaker 1: would have walked around like this, Okay, they would dressed

552
00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:34,719
Speaker 1: up like a moppet. Up. Yeah, no, no, a muppet

553
00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:36,720
Speaker 1: is a is a Well we know what am muppet is.

554
00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:42,320
Speaker 1: You need to finish that, SI explain what I'm muppet is. Moppet.

555
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:46,680
Speaker 1: Haven't you ever seen the uh? What's that play? The uh?

556
00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:50,240
Speaker 1: You don't remember the play? Havenue queue? Those are muppets, yeah,

557
00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:57,000
Speaker 1: avenue que, those are moppets. M oo. No, moppet is

558
00:29:57,040 --> 00:30:02,280
Speaker 1: a small endearingly sweet child. All right, Yeah they dressed

559
00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:05,880
Speaker 1: them up. Well, no, I think they already are moppets

560
00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:08,240
Speaker 1: because they're a small, sweet, endearing child. Yeah, you have

561
00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:12,360
Speaker 1: to cover them in cloth. Yeah, cover them in various

562
00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:15,280
Speaker 1: layers of claw. Oh my god, I was, And they

563
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:19,280
Speaker 1: walk around like this and there's no sexualization until they

564
00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:22,640
Speaker 1: turned thirteen, and then you sell them and then yeah,

565
00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:24,920
Speaker 1: then you sell them to a man who has cows

566
00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:27,480
Speaker 1: and you say you can have sex with this kid.

567
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:30,720
Speaker 1: That's basically what happened. Yeah, totally, no more moppet after

568
00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:32,720
Speaker 1: other then the husband would dress you up like a moppet.

569
00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:36,080
Speaker 1: What oh and yeah, because then it's here, it's your mind,

570
00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:40,440
Speaker 1: your mind, and you cannot be sexual for any other man. Um, yeah,

571
00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:42,720
Speaker 1: it's all fucked man. Can I finish the duck story,

572
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:45,720
Speaker 1: because I feel like now has passed. The payoff is

573
00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:47,520
Speaker 1: not good enough for the amount of time that's passed.

574
00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:48,920
Speaker 1: I mean, that's why I got away from it. I

575
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:51,280
Speaker 1: didn't felt it coming. I felt there was not this

576
00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:54,200
Speaker 1: was really the first September eleventh attack or the first

577
00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:56,760
Speaker 1: World Trade Center attack. I wanted to forget it. Go

578
00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:59,040
Speaker 1: on all right, So I go back to We go

579
00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:01,680
Speaker 1: to Duck's house and we knock on the door and

580
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:06,120
Speaker 1: he opens the door and he is shirtless drinking. He

581
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:09,120
Speaker 1: made this drink that was a full glass of milk

582
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:11,920
Speaker 1: with a full sleeve of oreos absorbed into the milk.

583
00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:14,680
Speaker 1: Oh my god, and he would drink that and he

584
00:31:14,760 --> 00:31:16,680
Speaker 1: opened the door shirtless, and we're like, oh doug, he

585
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:20,280
Speaker 1: would be so delicious because after you drink down the milk,

586
00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:22,760
Speaker 1: which disgusts me, by the way, I think, even before

587
00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:25,000
Speaker 1: I was a vegan, people just drinking milk straight up

588
00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:27,239
Speaker 1: is the grossest thing I could ever imagine. But then

589
00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:31,280
Speaker 1: afterwards the oreos soaked with the milk, and so they're

590
00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:33,160
Speaker 1: almost like you could bite into them even if you

591
00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:41,080
Speaker 1: have fresh veneers, because they just give way right away. No,

592
00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:43,480
Speaker 1: you can. This one's good for you. This is all

593
00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:46,360
Speaker 1: for you, okay. So he drank his milk drinking shirtless

594
00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:48,600
Speaker 1: and we go, Doug, are you okay? And he goes,

595
00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:53,560
Speaker 1: we will never be friends again, slam the door, and

596
00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:57,400
Speaker 1: that was it done. He was never friends with us. Game,

597
00:31:57,720 --> 00:32:00,600
Speaker 1: never hang out with us because you like left him

598
00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:03,920
Speaker 1: because we left him behind. No leave no man behind.

599
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,360
Speaker 1: That was the code. And we didn't abide by betrayed

600
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:09,160
Speaker 1: him for the rest of like, because you went to

601
00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:11,479
Speaker 1: college at your high school too, right, Yeah, I can

602
00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:13,800
Speaker 1: stay in the same building. That's where I still lived.

603
00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:18,800
Speaker 1: Did you speak again? Never? No, I mean I would.

604
00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:21,520
Speaker 1: We would see each other and he would be he

605
00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:26,840
Speaker 1: would just be a scowl man scowl. That's that's tough.

606
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:32,160
Speaker 1: Did he find other friends? Um, he moved. Did you

607
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:35,920
Speaker 1: get bullied ever? Um? Were you guys cool or were

608
00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:38,480
Speaker 1: you kind of door like I picture like freaks and geeks.

609
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:41,280
Speaker 1: In high school, I was in that world between dorks

610
00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:46,200
Speaker 1: and most comedians were. Yeah, most people I know were

611
00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:51,000
Speaker 1: somewhere in between. Um, Noah was she was just trying

612
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:52,600
Speaker 1: to stay under the radar. She was kind of Were

613
00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:58,080
Speaker 1: you goth? Noah? I mean all the goth kids were

614
00:32:58,160 --> 00:33:01,000
Speaker 1: like cool? In one section, of the yes, and I

615
00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:02,760
Speaker 1: wasn't a part of their club either. I was like

616
00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:07,840
Speaker 1: an uncool, like want to be different person, but you

617
00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:12,600
Speaker 1: just wanted to not get like be seen. Was that yes,

618
00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:14,880
Speaker 1: did you want friends at all? Or did you? Had

619
00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:19,720
Speaker 1: you given up on that? Um? Well, I gave up

620
00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:22,960
Speaker 1: on it because I was like embarrassed of how we lived.

621
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:24,520
Speaker 1: So I just had like one friend who was just

622
00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:26,640
Speaker 1: as poor as me. So I was like, I'm never

623
00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:29,040
Speaker 1: gonna invite anyone to my house so much. There was

624
00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:31,200
Speaker 1: a kid on stage last night, this guy Aaron from

625
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:33,480
Speaker 1: Kansas City. I forget his last name, but he was

626
00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:36,360
Speaker 1: the MC and he was talking about he's joking about

627
00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:38,640
Speaker 1: it but growing up and his mom was a hoarder,

628
00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:42,560
Speaker 1: and he and his brother would just lie and say

629
00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:47,600
Speaker 1: that they they that you know, our parents are sick,

630
00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:49,400
Speaker 1: or like you can't come over. They just stopped having

631
00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:52,440
Speaker 1: friends because they were too ashamed of the house and

632
00:33:52,560 --> 00:33:55,240
Speaker 1: so they he didn't have any friends. It just breaks

633
00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:59,160
Speaker 1: my heart that parents disease makes kids not want to

634
00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:02,480
Speaker 1: have people over. But I think that happens all the

635
00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:05,000
Speaker 1: time and makes kids so lonely. Whenever I hear about

636
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:07,520
Speaker 1: kids not having friends or not enjoying high school. It

637
00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:10,439
Speaker 1: just and most people don't. I think, did you enjoy

638
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:13,000
Speaker 1: high school? I fucking loved it. I loved it so much.

639
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:14,719
Speaker 1: As why I'm obsessed with Columbine, I think I just

640
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:16,880
Speaker 1: want to go back to the days where I was

641
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:18,520
Speaker 1: in high like things that happened when I was in

642
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:22,319
Speaker 1: high school and pre Columbine. I mean, those were the days.

643
00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:24,640
Speaker 1: No fear, Oh you don't have to take your shoes

644
00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:27,200
Speaker 1: off to go through TSA. No, you didn't do anything. Wait, no,

645
00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:30,239
Speaker 1: that wasn't high school. Yeah pre Columbine. No, we didn't

646
00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:33,520
Speaker 1: have any measures after Columbine that were like instated. People

647
00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:35,120
Speaker 1: felt like that was gonna be a one off thing

648
00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:36,880
Speaker 1: that never would happen again. Yeah, even though it was

649
00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:39,200
Speaker 1: happening a lot before Columbine too. Oh I didn't know. Yeah,

650
00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:41,080
Speaker 1: everyone thinks Columbine was the first one, but no, it

651
00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:45,680
Speaker 1: was happening. They were copycats. But yeah, I loved high

652
00:34:45,719 --> 00:34:48,840
Speaker 1: school so much. But he's still very good friends with

653
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:51,000
Speaker 1: all her high school girls. Yeah. In fact, we're gonna

654
00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:53,480
Speaker 1: all go hang out with them this week tomorrow. Where's

655
00:34:53,480 --> 00:35:02,320
Speaker 1: a girls trip that Anya, Noah Carlisle, Sarahlena, Kirsten Halla,

656
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:07,080
Speaker 1: Taylor and my sister. Oh my god. Yes, so there's

657
00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:10,520
Speaker 1: like nine girls going, Wow, where are you going? Three

658
00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:13,359
Speaker 1: of them are my best friends since childhood, and um

659
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:15,879
Speaker 1: the rest are all friends have picked up along the way.

660
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:20,200
Speaker 1: Palm Springs. Oh yeah, I don't know what to expect.

661
00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:22,319
Speaker 1: I mean, is it that is it that far away

662
00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:24,480
Speaker 1: that it's going to get that much hotter? La, It's

663
00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:28,400
Speaker 1: like going to be like seventy degrees? Okay? Yeah. The

664
00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:30,279
Speaker 1: woman from the airbnb wrote me and said, do you

665
00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:32,480
Speaker 1: want extra hundred dollars a day? I can heat this

666
00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:35,400
Speaker 1: pool up for you and I go hit that baby

667
00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:38,360
Speaker 1: yet that pool. So we're gonna have a pool and

668
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:41,239
Speaker 1: a hot tub. We went to Palm Springs once. Oh

669
00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:45,560
Speaker 1: that was so long ago. Oh my god. Why that

670
00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:48,640
Speaker 1: was the only time I've ever been really yes, oh well,

671
00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:53,200
Speaker 1: you gotta go back from that Palm. It was they

672
00:35:53,239 --> 00:35:56,160
Speaker 1: were fighting or something. It was we were like, okay,

673
00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:58,600
Speaker 1: July fourth weekends coming up, what are we going to do?

674
00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:01,759
Speaker 1: So hot? We gotta do something. Yes. We were in

675
00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:03,640
Speaker 1: this mode where it was like, we can't let these

676
00:36:03,719 --> 00:36:06,600
Speaker 1: holidays just waste away, and I was like, yes we can.

677
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:10,000
Speaker 1: I have a boyfriend that is very much like, we

678
00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:14,640
Speaker 1: gotta seize the day, and he does. He loves traveling,

679
00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:18,600
Speaker 1: he loves experiences, and I'm like, we can absolutely have

680
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:21,480
Speaker 1: a forgettable Fourth of July. But no. We said no,

681
00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:24,600
Speaker 1: we're gonna go to Palm Springs and we're uh and

682
00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:27,400
Speaker 1: we're gonna hang out by the pool, right, yeah. And

683
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:30,239
Speaker 1: it was extremely hot and I had just gotten Jack,

684
00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:33,320
Speaker 1: my dog that was a brand new dog basically, and

685
00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:35,279
Speaker 1: he was so hot in the car and I was like, super,

686
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:38,640
Speaker 1: were you single at the time, Yeah, of course, yeah,

687
00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:41,960
Speaker 1: so you were single. But Rob was there his friend

688
00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:46,239
Speaker 1: Merriedith who were married, So you were just the was

689
00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:49,200
Speaker 1: the fifth Wheel the fifth Wheel? Yeah? Fifth I remember

690
00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:51,399
Speaker 1: going to a Mexican restaurant. I don't remember much else

691
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:54,440
Speaker 1: from that. We got Thai food deliver, Yes, I remember that.

692
00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:59,080
Speaker 1: And I remember the mists of the mist by the pool, yes. Um.

693
00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:03,160
Speaker 1: But other than that, it's excruciatingly hot. Yeah. And Luigi

694
00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:07,240
Speaker 1: was there. Oh yeah, I remember that too. I remember them. Okay,

695
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:08,960
Speaker 1: So but it isn't that way. You can go on

696
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,799
Speaker 1: a whole trip and not really remember fucking anything. Well,

697
00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:15,240
Speaker 1: that's pomp Springs, really, pomp Springs is a haze, especially

698
00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:18,640
Speaker 1: when it's hot. You just go there and my memory

699
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:22,920
Speaker 1: just throws everything away after a decade. It's like with taxes,

700
00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:28,040
Speaker 1: you just anything older than seven years. I meet people

701
00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:29,920
Speaker 1: and they'll tell me and remember we took that road

702
00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:32,680
Speaker 1: trip to LA and you had an audition, and I'm like,

703
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:36,719
Speaker 1: I don't even know your name. I remember this at all,

704
00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:39,239
Speaker 1: and they're like it was just you, me and two

705
00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:43,879
Speaker 1: other people in a car for hours. Yeah. Recollection. Uh yeah,

706
00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:46,640
Speaker 1: there are things I've talked about, like podcasts I've done,

707
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:49,640
Speaker 1: and like things that have documentation like that are that

708
00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:52,239
Speaker 1: I will never remember. I mean, I'm not kidding you.

709
00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:55,120
Speaker 1: I met Larry David and I said, nice to meet you,

710
00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:59,840
Speaker 1: and he said we've met before. You remember forgot meeting

711
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:04,560
Speaker 1: Larry David? Wow, Because I think I expunge things that

712
00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:07,279
Speaker 1: are too much for my brain to handle, like knowing

713
00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:09,560
Speaker 1: Larry David or meeting him. If it didn't go the

714
00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:12,640
Speaker 1: way I wanted it to reset button and I just

715
00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:15,719
Speaker 1: don't want to remember. And so when someone goes you

716
00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:17,840
Speaker 1: don't remember meeting me, I always go I didn't remember

717
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:20,839
Speaker 1: meeting Larry David, so of course I didn't remember me. Well,

718
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:23,920
Speaker 1: you got to do the trick the Hollywood hello see you.

719
00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:26,200
Speaker 1: I don't like that nice to see you shit, yeah nice,

720
00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:31,000
Speaker 1: you don't like it. Yesterday Kathy Hilton did it to me.

721
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:33,359
Speaker 1: I love Kathy Hilton, but I went to the Paris

722
00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:37,040
Speaker 1: Hilton thing, okay, against what I wanted to do, which

723
00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:38,560
Speaker 1: the only reason I didn't want to do it is

724
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:41,080
Speaker 1: because I didn't have an outfit planned. I didn't have

725
00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:43,800
Speaker 1: hair and makeup. I was I'm I'm like sick. I

726
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:46,280
Speaker 1: think I have bronchitis or something like. I just didn't

727
00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:49,759
Speaker 1: feel good. But I went because we talked about in

728
00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:52,359
Speaker 1: the podcast, and I knew that, like, I should do this. Yeah,

729
00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:55,719
Speaker 1: you're peer pressured, do I am? I glad I did it. No,

730
00:38:57,520 --> 00:38:59,200
Speaker 1: I should have stayed at home. I was not in

731
00:38:59,239 --> 00:39:01,840
Speaker 1: the mood to do it. Kathy Elton, but she she

732
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:05,720
Speaker 1: twice I go, nice to meet you. We've never met before.

733
00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:08,080
Speaker 1: I gave her that in of like, I'm acknowledging you

734
00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:10,720
Speaker 1: shouldn't know who I am. Yes, and she still double

735
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:13,640
Speaker 1: timed nice to see you to me, which if you

736
00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:15,759
Speaker 1: don't know and you're listening, nice to see you as

737
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:18,160
Speaker 1: the way that people in Hollywood greet each other in

738
00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:20,960
Speaker 1: case they've met before. It covers you for meeting for

739
00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:23,520
Speaker 1: the first time. Yeah, it's nice to see you, or

740
00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:26,759
Speaker 1: it's like we we've never met before, or we've met before,

741
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:28,759
Speaker 1: nice to see you again. It kind of covers that

742
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:31,440
Speaker 1: as well. Yeah yeah, um, but she's locked into a

743
00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:33,799
Speaker 1: nice to see you. She's adopted that and that's her

744
00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:37,960
Speaker 1: that's her thing. Um and um. She was hilarious and

745
00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:41,920
Speaker 1: really fun and funny, and Paris was just great and beautiful.

746
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:45,359
Speaker 1: And we shopped for baby clothes together at sax Fifth

747
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:49,960
Speaker 1: Avenue and I every little garment was more money than

748
00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:51,960
Speaker 1: I've ever spent on a shirt in my life for

749
00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:54,000
Speaker 1: these this little baby that would wear at one time

750
00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:58,640
Speaker 1: two days. It was rather very It was very normal

751
00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:01,160
Speaker 1: the way the shopping went, like you'd think shopping with

752
00:40:01,239 --> 00:40:03,920
Speaker 1: Kathy and Paris would be this like monumental event, and

753
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:05,839
Speaker 1: like they would shop in a different way, No, same

754
00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:08,640
Speaker 1: old way. You just like, go, this is cute. I said.

755
00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:11,279
Speaker 1: At one point, I go to the woman working, I go,

756
00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:13,520
Speaker 1: how many times a day do you hear this is cute?

757
00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:18,520
Speaker 1: She was like thousands. And then Kathy goes, this is adorable.

758
00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:20,640
Speaker 1: I go, what about adorable? She goes less, and I

759
00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:23,720
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, so I wasn't. I just I regret

760
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:27,400
Speaker 1: doing it because I wasn't my best self. I wasn't like,

761
00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:29,960
Speaker 1: I don't feel super comfortable being like the kind of

762
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:33,719
Speaker 1: funny that I am around Kathy Hilton. Yeah, and I

763
00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:37,279
Speaker 1: looked so like I looked like such a scrub. I'd

764
00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:39,000
Speaker 1: put on the cutest outfit I could find, but I

765
00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:41,800
Speaker 1: had no plans of even going to dinner with a

766
00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:43,520
Speaker 1: friend while I was in town, so I don't have

767
00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:47,080
Speaker 1: any cute clothes. And Kathy Elton at one point held

768
00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:49,880
Speaker 1: up I was wearing like a sweater with flowers on it,

769
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:51,759
Speaker 1: like these like daisies on it that I've worn a

770
00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:54,680
Speaker 1: million times. It probably smelled. And at one point she

771
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:57,280
Speaker 1: held up like a kid's thing that had like hearts

772
00:40:57,360 --> 00:40:59,040
Speaker 1: and flowers all over it and that was really ugly,

773
00:40:59,080 --> 00:41:01,239
Speaker 1: and she goes, this would match your outfit. But she

774
00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:03,640
Speaker 1: wasn't trying to be mean. She was just right, and

775
00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:05,879
Speaker 1: I was just kind of had to swallow and be like, oh,

776
00:41:06,080 --> 00:41:08,240
Speaker 1: because I see I saw her take in my outfit,

777
00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:12,480
Speaker 1: like what is this? I mean, the irony of everyone

778
00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:14,759
Speaker 1: that works at sacks that kind of judges you when

779
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:17,399
Speaker 1: you go into a nice store and you feel bad

780
00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:19,920
Speaker 1: about your outfit and the staff there is kind of

781
00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:23,080
Speaker 1: like your gross I always want to be like, you

782
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:26,600
Speaker 1: can't afford this shit either, which you work here, you're

783
00:41:26,680 --> 00:41:30,080
Speaker 1: making seven fifty an hour? Why are you judging me?

784
00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:33,040
Speaker 1: I got to remind myself of that people that own

785
00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:36,520
Speaker 1: shops are not like rolling in dough generally, or even

786
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:39,040
Speaker 1: working in shops. I don't understand shops at all. I

787
00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:41,839
Speaker 1: see shops all the time. I don't see anyone in there. Ever,

788
00:41:42,239 --> 00:41:45,799
Speaker 1: the like five shirts, it's a billboard. It's just a billboard. Yeah,

789
00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:50,439
Speaker 1: that's what they're mostly for. Yeah, especially on Rodeo. Yeah yeah,

790
00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:53,719
Speaker 1: but the places make you dress in their clothes, but

791
00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:55,680
Speaker 1: they won't really pay for it, and they give you

792
00:41:55,719 --> 00:41:58,279
Speaker 1: a tiny discount. And that's the hard part you have

793
00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:00,839
Speaker 1: to have, like, yeah, I feel bad bits all the time,

794
00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:03,719
Speaker 1: and you have to basically invest all the money you're

795
00:42:03,719 --> 00:42:07,839
Speaker 1: earning their back into the dumb store. Yes. Um oh,

796
00:42:08,239 --> 00:42:10,680
Speaker 1: Carlisle made me laugh so hard. This whole like you

797
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:14,200
Speaker 1: get a discount thing. Doesn't everyone realize that everything's marked

798
00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:16,440
Speaker 1: up like one hundred percent, So if you're getting a

799
00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:19,080
Speaker 1: ten percent discount, it really is not a lot. But

800
00:42:19,239 --> 00:42:21,239
Speaker 1: Carlisle I was talking about this new building she moved

801
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:23,640
Speaker 1: into over air one or she's good, might move into

802
00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:27,520
Speaker 1: um and it. They give you if you live in

803
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:30,000
Speaker 1: this building, ten percent off at Air one. Oh wow,

804
00:42:30,239 --> 00:42:34,560
Speaker 1: which is fucking nothing. Air one makes whole Foods look

805
00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:38,480
Speaker 1: like a soup pantry, like it looks like a place

806
00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:40,920
Speaker 1: you'd go to get free food if you're homeless like that.

807
00:42:41,160 --> 00:42:44,640
Speaker 1: That is the pricing at a ten percent off is nothing.

808
00:42:46,239 --> 00:42:50,560
Speaker 1: Is like fifty thousand dollars. Yeah, they have some spach

809
00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:53,040
Speaker 1: dip or something there that's famous. I forget what it is,

810
00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:55,359
Speaker 1: but I saw it on Instagram. It's this big, it's

811
00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:58,160
Speaker 1: like a court and it's forty five dollars and they

812
00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:02,640
Speaker 1: sell it during some holidays. Insane and aarone just opened

813
00:43:02,719 --> 00:43:04,480
Speaker 1: up around the corner for me, which means like my,

814
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:07,120
Speaker 1: I mean, it's amazing, uh no one. I went to

815
00:43:07,239 --> 00:43:11,560
Speaker 1: one um together recently for lunch. It's I mean, it's

816
00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:14,600
Speaker 1: great stuff. But you have no business walking in there

817
00:43:14,640 --> 00:43:17,600
Speaker 1: unless you're rich. No, I mean you you're you're you're

818
00:43:18,120 --> 00:43:22,279
Speaker 1: They had ballet parking. Remember, yes, it's filled with people

819
00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:24,919
Speaker 1: with eating disorders. When I had when I had a full,

820
00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:27,520
Speaker 1: raging eating disorder and I was going to like two

821
00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:29,720
Speaker 1: beak rom yoga classes a day, I would just starve

822
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:32,000
Speaker 1: myself all day and then at night because I was

823
00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:35,600
Speaker 1: so whatever it's called orthorexic, where you're obsessed with like

824
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:38,680
Speaker 1: only eating organic food. I would go there and get

825
00:43:38,719 --> 00:43:44,120
Speaker 1: these raw brownies that the only ingredients were like coconut oil,

826
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:49,920
Speaker 1: cacao shavings, coconut shavings, and that was a how And

827
00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:52,440
Speaker 1: I would just eat that and be starving, and it

828
00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:55,040
Speaker 1: was probably like three thousand calories or something, and I'd

829
00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:58,359
Speaker 1: be like, why am I fat? Because I just wasn't

830
00:43:58,440 --> 00:44:00,560
Speaker 1: eating anything all day and then just eating like a

831
00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:04,360
Speaker 1: bunch of coconut oil and knights. Yes, it was depressed.

832
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:08,200
Speaker 1: And they cost so much secty dollars for those fuckers.

833
00:44:08,719 --> 00:44:10,799
Speaker 1: I told when Carlos that, I was like, I need

834
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:12,839
Speaker 1: to get through to her to not go there. Ten

835
00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:15,440
Speaker 1: percent off is not enough to justify air one. That's

836
00:44:15,480 --> 00:44:18,960
Speaker 1: how they get you. You can't grocery shop there, that's insane.

837
00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:22,240
Speaker 1: So it's already really expensive. If you go to Whole Foods,

838
00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:24,520
Speaker 1: you get Whole Foods is already a rip off. Yeah,

839
00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:26,720
Speaker 1: if you get it delivered from Amazon, then it costs

840
00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:28,959
Speaker 1: h you know, there's fees in that, and then there's

841
00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:31,759
Speaker 1: like Trader Joe Gars to have my groceries delivered because

842
00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:34,719
Speaker 1: then people have to see what I get when you

843
00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:36,920
Speaker 1: take out. When you get takeout food, you know how

844
00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:39,480
Speaker 1: they put like a sticker over the bag or they

845
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:42,280
Speaker 1: staple and there's a sticker that says sealed for your protection.

846
00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:45,480
Speaker 1: You ever get that? No, but I haven't noticed it,

847
00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:47,320
Speaker 1: I guess because I usually am just like ripping it

848
00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:51,120
Speaker 1: open like a wild coyote. It's like a new thing. Okay,

849
00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:53,560
Speaker 1: Like if you get door dash, you get a bag

850
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:55,200
Speaker 1: and then they'll put a sticker over it that says

851
00:44:55,239 --> 00:44:57,600
Speaker 1: stealed for your protection. Huh. I was just wondering what

852
00:44:57,680 --> 00:44:59,839
Speaker 1: you thought about that. Well, I think that people were

853
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:03,840
Speaker 1: eaten things before. Oh yeah, I think people were rummaging

854
00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:07,160
Speaker 1: around in there. That's insane or no, it's not. I

855
00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:09,800
Speaker 1: get it because if you're making no money as a

856
00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:12,160
Speaker 1: little driver and there's some fresh fries in a bag

857
00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:14,960
Speaker 1: and then the eating and guess what, I don't think

858
00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:17,600
Speaker 1: it's that gross. You're if they're not touching your other fries,

859
00:45:17,719 --> 00:45:19,960
Speaker 1: why is it that gross. Let them have a fucking fry. Well,

860
00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:21,840
Speaker 1: the sticker's not going to stop them. Then you just

861
00:45:21,960 --> 00:45:24,040
Speaker 1: pull it up and then close it. Well yeah, well

862
00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:27,960
Speaker 1: gonna go stick it. You think it's well. Last night

863
00:45:28,040 --> 00:45:30,880
Speaker 1: I got takaya and I spent fucking ninety dollars on

864
00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:34,319
Speaker 1: my takaya order. They always throw in like four silverware

865
00:45:34,560 --> 00:45:37,239
Speaker 1: things because they think that's how many people I ordered for.

866
00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:40,320
Speaker 1: And I ordered all these sauces and none of the

867
00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:43,120
Speaker 1: sauces came, and I was so furious, and then I

868
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:46,800
Speaker 1: was just like scares, like like who am I Like?

869
00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:48,560
Speaker 1: I get to have this delivered. I get to spend

870
00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:51,080
Speaker 1: ninety dollars on takeout, and it's like not a treat.

871
00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:53,000
Speaker 1: It's just like the way I live. Like I'm doing

872
00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:55,759
Speaker 1: pretty well. I can live without my sauces tonight. But

873
00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:57,520
Speaker 1: it was annoying. And I did go on the app

874
00:45:57,600 --> 00:46:00,880
Speaker 1: and I got reimbursed. Yeah, ten dollars or so that's automatic.

875
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:04,120
Speaker 1: Now that's good for you. Yeah, thank you. My mouth

876
00:46:04,280 --> 00:46:07,000
Speaker 1: is so stupid because right now I'm listening to your story,

877
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:08,880
Speaker 1: I have no idea what to kaya is, and my

878
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:11,960
Speaker 1: mouth is watering. I'm like, you don't even know what sauce.

879
00:46:12,040 --> 00:46:17,560
Speaker 1: Talking about sauces, what is it Japanese food. No, it's

880
00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:24,239
Speaker 1: Mexican to kaya Organica, Yeah, yeah, organica. The salsas, Like

881
00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:28,560
Speaker 1: now I do. I love It's one of my favorite drinks.

882
00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:31,000
Speaker 1: I love sauces. But I just am in this new

883
00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:33,600
Speaker 1: thing of like when I'm starting to feel this panic

884
00:46:33,680 --> 00:46:36,600
Speaker 1: of like persecution, I just have to go. You're lucky

885
00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:39,920
Speaker 1: and everything works out for you. So it honestly probably

886
00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:41,800
Speaker 1: worked out that I didn't have like acid re re

887
00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:45,000
Speaker 1: because of the salsas. You know, like I could sleep

888
00:46:45,040 --> 00:46:47,960
Speaker 1: through the night. I keep waking up. I have this

889
00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:51,080
Speaker 1: cough that like won't go away. It's crispy. Listen to

890
00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:57,279
Speaker 1: my crispy cough. Honestly it sounds good, really yeah, I

891
00:46:57,320 --> 00:46:59,759
Speaker 1: guess so, But it sounds like a cough. It's like, yeah,

892
00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:04,640
Speaker 1: will want it. I want it. He's already got it.

893
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:08,360
Speaker 1: But it's like crunchy. That's what's good about. It feels

894
00:47:08,360 --> 00:47:12,480
Speaker 1: like I'm shaking a can of pringles. Yeah, it sounds satisfying.

895
00:47:13,440 --> 00:47:16,480
Speaker 1: That cough is better than you want to know. It's not.

896
00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:19,919
Speaker 1: It's not getting anything up. Once in a while, something

897
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:23,040
Speaker 1: comes up, but nothing, there's nothing moving and my um

898
00:47:24,120 --> 00:47:27,880
Speaker 1: my voice. Teacher said, uh, it's probably bronchitis, And so

899
00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:30,799
Speaker 1: I looked at bronchitis and I mean it checks out.

900
00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:34,120
Speaker 1: I mean, what's the difference between the group bronchitis scrap

901
00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:37,520
Speaker 1: uh strap, I know hurts, this doesn't. Yeah, my throat's

902
00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:40,279
Speaker 1: not hurting. But I do wake up in the middle

903
00:47:40,280 --> 00:47:44,839
Speaker 1: of the night just like dry like like coughing and crunching. Well,

904
00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:47,200
Speaker 1: the reason I say it sounds good is because I

905
00:47:47,320 --> 00:47:50,800
Speaker 1: think it sounds like a quality like movie, like a

906
00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:53,839
Speaker 1: folly artist cough. Oh thanks, like you put that cough

907
00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:55,719
Speaker 1: in a movie because it's like, not the coughing are

908
00:47:55,760 --> 00:47:58,160
Speaker 1: the worst. Yeah, when someone's like, why don't you do

909
00:47:58,280 --> 00:48:00,480
Speaker 1: some adr work and earn some money while you're at

910
00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:05,360
Speaker 1: that's a good point. I should commodifize this commoditized commodify

911
00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:07,799
Speaker 1: you only have it for a little while. God Man,

912
00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:11,640
Speaker 1: succession is the best word usage. Yeah. I keep watching

913
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:13,239
Speaker 1: the show and I have just like a list. Can

914
00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:15,000
Speaker 1: I go through a list of words? If you guys

915
00:48:15,080 --> 00:48:17,400
Speaker 1: know what these words mean. I mean, on Anya is

916
00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:21,239
Speaker 1: very good at words. Ironized. That's the first word before

917
00:48:21,239 --> 00:48:24,279
Speaker 1: I find my phone. I mean, I make to make

918
00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:28,160
Speaker 1: ironic yes, how do you know that? How do you

919
00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:31,080
Speaker 1: know that? Because I thought it was to make something irony,

920
00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:33,840
Speaker 1: like make it like iron. Yeah, I thought it was

921
00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:36,360
Speaker 1: like some sort of chemical reaction that makes it iron

922
00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:38,920
Speaker 1: like dies. Yes, that's what I thought. How did you

923
00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:41,640
Speaker 1: know that? Anya? I just guessed. I don't think it's

924
00:48:41,719 --> 00:48:45,320
Speaker 1: that smart of me, but um, give us more. No,

925
00:48:45,480 --> 00:48:50,520
Speaker 1: it's very smart. Okay. Patois oh a t O I

926
00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:54,759
Speaker 1: s yes, that is that's French. Uh, that's that's a

927
00:48:55,040 --> 00:48:58,279
Speaker 1: when a duck you have a duck fat inside of it.

928
00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:05,280
Speaker 1: Here's my guess, an overall an overall coloring or color

929
00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:09,399
Speaker 1: scheme or like pat it's French for three debts. It's

930
00:49:09,400 --> 00:49:15,960
Speaker 1: the dialect of the common people of a region. Oh wow, Okay.

931
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:21,080
Speaker 1: In co inkoit I n c h O A t E.

932
00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:27,359
Speaker 1: That sounds like a like a like a new tech company. Yeah,

933
00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:29,880
Speaker 1: or it looks like it says like in chocolate, like

934
00:49:31,080 --> 00:49:34,359
Speaker 1: in kwait is it like and they have to say

935
00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:37,840
Speaker 1: it in a British accent because sound really stupid. In

936
00:49:38,040 --> 00:49:42,520
Speaker 1: koit it's like something that is um you're born with

937
00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:46,960
Speaker 1: or something no, well kind of cloe well you're cloeror

938
00:49:47,239 --> 00:49:50,040
Speaker 1: beating around the bush. It's just begun and so not

939
00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:53,759
Speaker 1: fully formed or developed, rudimentary. I should know. That's such

940
00:49:53,800 --> 00:50:00,440
Speaker 1: a good word. Epiphenomenon. Wow, they ehenomenon Yeah, and they

941
00:50:00,680 --> 00:50:07,120
Speaker 1: yes they do. It's nuts means revolving around something the phenomenon,

942
00:50:07,200 --> 00:50:10,600
Speaker 1: and a phenomenon is some event that occurs, So revolving

943
00:50:10,600 --> 00:50:14,839
Speaker 1: around an event that was a significant event, a secondary

944
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:19,680
Speaker 1: effect or byproduct that arises but does not causally influence

945
00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:24,200
Speaker 1: a process. They were talking about that in the show.

946
00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:29,400
Speaker 1: Aren't they talking about like the definition or not. No,

947
00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:31,279
Speaker 1: they weren't talking about the definition. They just used it.

948
00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:33,839
Speaker 1: They just expect you to know these things. They all

949
00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:37,080
Speaker 1: the God, the show is so freaking good. The new

950
00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:39,200
Speaker 1: I know you don't watch it, but the new episode

951
00:50:39,920 --> 00:50:44,000
Speaker 1: is fucking incredible. You watch the new episode? Yes, yeah,

952
00:50:44,320 --> 00:50:50,280
Speaker 1: I'm obsessed and I love um. I just love everything

953
00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:51,879
Speaker 1: that's happening on that show so much. And I don't

954
00:50:51,880 --> 00:50:55,480
Speaker 1: want to give anything away, but um Logan has like

955
00:50:55,600 --> 00:50:59,960
Speaker 1: a there's this one part where you know the patriarch,

956
00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:03,439
Speaker 1: who's this like disgruntled groff man who just says fuck

957
00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:06,040
Speaker 1: off all the time. He's just mad and no one

958
00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:09,640
Speaker 1: can get him like he's never been he's never lost,

959
00:51:09,880 --> 00:51:12,759
Speaker 1: he always wins. And he has this moment in this

960
00:51:12,920 --> 00:51:15,520
Speaker 1: diner where he's asking his bodyguard and he has no

961
00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:17,840
Speaker 1: friends at this point, and his family's kind of estranged

962
00:51:17,960 --> 00:51:20,000
Speaker 1: and like all of his friends and his wife is

963
00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:23,520
Speaker 1: fucking They don't want to divorce because it would cost

964
00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:26,200
Speaker 1: too much, but she's gone, you know, And he's just

965
00:51:26,360 --> 00:51:28,800
Speaker 1: like a this diner with his bodyguard and he's just like,

966
00:51:29,719 --> 00:51:31,960
Speaker 1: what do you think happens after this? Like, what do

967
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:35,840
Speaker 1: you think what comes after? And the bodyguard's talking and

968
00:51:35,920 --> 00:51:38,000
Speaker 1: he just keeps interrupting him, because this guy is incapable

969
00:51:38,040 --> 00:51:40,279
Speaker 1: of like hearing anyone else out or being interested in

970
00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:43,560
Speaker 1: anyone else like most men on a date, and so

971
00:51:43,680 --> 00:51:46,279
Speaker 1: he just keeps asking questions that he answers himself, and

972
00:51:46,320 --> 00:51:49,040
Speaker 1: then he goes, he goes, I don't know. The thing is,

973
00:51:49,080 --> 00:51:51,120
Speaker 1: you don't know, you can't know, and he goes, but

974
00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:55,759
Speaker 1: I've got my suspicions. I've got my fucking suspicions. He's

975
00:51:55,800 --> 00:51:59,280
Speaker 1: like he's mad about like this guy is always paranoid

976
00:51:59,320 --> 00:52:02,120
Speaker 1: that someone's out there get him. And he's even when

977
00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:05,520
Speaker 1: after he dies, he's like already angry about whatever's like

978
00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:07,759
Speaker 1: gonna happen to him and like someone's gonna try to

979
00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:11,200
Speaker 1: fuck him over. It's just so well done and the

980
00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:13,520
Speaker 1: acting is superb, and I just love you give a

981
00:52:13,600 --> 00:52:18,439
Speaker 1: favorite character. Yes, uh fucking what's his name? Roman, He's

982
00:52:18,480 --> 00:52:21,040
Speaker 1: my favorite. He just like fuck you when, just like quick,

983
00:52:21,200 --> 00:52:24,040
Speaker 1: and he's says the funniest things, and he's also like

984
00:52:24,120 --> 00:52:27,160
Speaker 1: the most emotional and he's you know, I don't know,

985
00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:29,239
Speaker 1: like he's just been kind of screwed over because he's

986
00:52:29,239 --> 00:52:30,680
Speaker 1: the youngest one and he was kind of like bullied

987
00:52:30,760 --> 00:52:33,120
Speaker 1: as a child and he has weird sexual hangups and

988
00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:34,879
Speaker 1: he talks like this and he's just like fuck you, Sis,

989
00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:37,160
Speaker 1: I don't care and m and I just think there's

990
00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:41,759
Speaker 1: like an innocence to him all all together. Though, Tom

991
00:52:41,840 --> 00:52:45,000
Speaker 1: womb Scams is what I'm rooting for, and I'm really

992
00:52:45,080 --> 00:52:47,840
Speaker 1: glad that he's fucking giving Shiv the Shiv and is

993
00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:51,240
Speaker 1: like not putting up with her shit anymore. And he's

994
00:52:51,239 --> 00:52:54,160
Speaker 1: just a sweet character. I just love. I love them

995
00:52:54,200 --> 00:52:56,239
Speaker 1: all for different reasons, and I also hate them all

996
00:52:56,280 --> 00:53:01,319
Speaker 1: for different reasons. See the new episode Yes twice. Ah,

997
00:53:01,440 --> 00:53:03,279
Speaker 1: I'm good. I'm ready to go back. I think the

998
00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:05,759
Speaker 1: part with the Barbery bag is great, and I love

999
00:53:05,920 --> 00:53:08,640
Speaker 1: the article in the cut about the Burbery bag. This

1000
00:53:08,800 --> 00:53:12,200
Speaker 1: one character shows up to a party and they just

1001
00:53:12,320 --> 00:53:15,200
Speaker 1: do such a great job of showing all of the

1002
00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:18,160
Speaker 1: bullshit around wealth, Like she has a three thousand dollars bag.

1003
00:53:18,320 --> 00:53:20,759
Speaker 1: This one girl, that's a three thousand dollar bag. Yeah,

1004
00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:24,000
Speaker 1: it's a Barbery bag. And evidently Burbery went through this

1005
00:53:24,080 --> 00:53:28,080
Speaker 1: whole not scandal, but like their brand kind of went down.

1006
00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:31,200
Speaker 1: So they're poking fun at the bag because she's not

1007
00:53:31,400 --> 00:53:34,040
Speaker 1: the right kind of rich, Like she shows up with

1008
00:53:34,080 --> 00:53:38,279
Speaker 1: a big, clunky Bribery bag. And so Tom Wombscans has

1009
00:53:38,320 --> 00:53:42,200
Speaker 1: a great line that's like, I'll rate it to you. Yes,

1010
00:53:42,640 --> 00:53:46,560
Speaker 1: I have I have an account that um said. So

1011
00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:51,200
Speaker 1: he says, so Greg the young like cousin Greg, who's

1012
00:53:51,239 --> 00:53:53,400
Speaker 1: kind of like a buffoonish character, he brings I have it.

1013
00:53:53,760 --> 00:53:58,560
Speaker 1: He brings this girl with him to his uncle's birthday

1014
00:53:58,600 --> 00:54:01,520
Speaker 1: party and he's like, I think you know. He goes

1015
00:54:01,600 --> 00:54:03,440
Speaker 1: up to Tom and he's like, I think she's leaving.

1016
00:54:03,760 --> 00:54:06,279
Speaker 1: I don't know, and he goes why because she brought

1017
00:54:06,360 --> 00:54:10,200
Speaker 1: a ludicrously capacious bag. What's even in there, huh, flat

1018
00:54:10,280 --> 00:54:13,320
Speaker 1: shoes for the subway, her lunch pail. I mean, Greg,

1019
00:54:13,719 --> 00:54:17,480
Speaker 1: it's monstrous. It's gargantuan. You could take it camping, you

1020
00:54:17,520 --> 00:54:19,759
Speaker 1: could slide it across the floor after a bank job.

1021
00:54:21,560 --> 00:54:27,000
Speaker 1: Bag was so funny. It makes me like so fairnoy

1022
00:54:27,120 --> 00:54:29,880
Speaker 1: that I have big bags now. And capacious was a

1023
00:54:29,920 --> 00:54:31,760
Speaker 1: word I had to look up right away. I paused

1024
00:54:31,800 --> 00:54:33,600
Speaker 1: it because I was watching with Chris and every time

1025
00:54:33,600 --> 00:54:35,360
Speaker 1: a word comes up that we don't know, I paused,

1026
00:54:35,400 --> 00:54:36,880
Speaker 1: I go, what do you think that means? And so

1027
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:39,439
Speaker 1: he was like, I think it's like capacity so big,

1028
00:54:39,560 --> 00:54:42,479
Speaker 1: And I'm like, you're right, capacious it's a great word.

1029
00:54:42,920 --> 00:54:47,080
Speaker 1: Yause Chris always getting Queen Bee on the I mean

1030
00:54:47,160 --> 00:54:48,960
Speaker 1: that was me yesterday. I was the girl with the

1031
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:51,839
Speaker 1: big bag walking into sacks to meet Kathy and Paris.

1032
00:54:51,880 --> 00:54:56,080
Speaker 1: Hilton's two are the most articulately, perfectly poshly dressed people.

1033
00:54:56,480 --> 00:54:59,560
Speaker 1: I looked like a hoodlum and there was no There

1034
00:54:59,640 --> 00:55:01,520
Speaker 1: was no other And by the way, I was texting

1035
00:55:01,560 --> 00:55:04,360
Speaker 1: the producers on my way there, being like, I'm dressed disgustingly,

1036
00:55:04,440 --> 00:55:07,439
Speaker 1: I'm really anxious about it. I am not feeling good.

1037
00:55:07,480 --> 00:55:09,560
Speaker 1: I need you guys to know this. And I show

1038
00:55:09,640 --> 00:55:12,080
Speaker 1: up and they go, you're fine, and she goes, You're

1039
00:55:12,160 --> 00:55:14,400
Speaker 1: dressed exactly like me, And I go, you're Are you

1040
00:55:14,840 --> 00:55:18,080
Speaker 1: going shopping with Kathy Hilton? No, you're working on You're

1041
00:55:18,080 --> 00:55:20,320
Speaker 1: a crew member on a show all day. Hey. I

1042
00:55:20,440 --> 00:55:22,120
Speaker 1: was like, I'm not supposed to be dressed like you.

1043
00:55:22,560 --> 00:55:24,520
Speaker 1: She was like, I'm dressed like you. I'm like, yeah,

1044
00:55:24,719 --> 00:55:29,080
Speaker 1: but you are. You're working all day. So how did

1045
00:55:29,160 --> 00:55:32,200
Speaker 1: it go? Though? I mean, I mean, I wasn't able

1046
00:55:32,239 --> 00:55:34,200
Speaker 1: to be that funny because I was just too nervous

1047
00:55:34,760 --> 00:55:37,600
Speaker 1: and like, if there was one other funny person there,

1048
00:55:38,360 --> 00:55:40,360
Speaker 1: it would be fun because that person could have Like

1049
00:55:40,640 --> 00:55:42,320
Speaker 1: if I would have brought a friend who was funny,

1050
00:55:42,600 --> 00:55:44,440
Speaker 1: we could have been funny with each other and laughed

1051
00:55:44,440 --> 00:55:46,520
Speaker 1: at the fact that our jokes don't go well. But

1052
00:55:46,640 --> 00:55:48,160
Speaker 1: when I make a joke and it doesn't go well,

1053
00:55:48,520 --> 00:55:53,080
Speaker 1: it's just Kathy and her parents and her mom they're not, like,

1054
00:55:53,200 --> 00:55:55,560
Speaker 1: not good laughers. They just don't. Kathy didn't know who

1055
00:55:55,640 --> 00:55:58,920
Speaker 1: I was, no context for who I was. Harrison stold her,

1056
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:02,480
Speaker 1: in right, it was nice to see me. Paris was

1057
00:56:02,520 --> 00:56:04,440
Speaker 1: just like this, my friend Nikki. It wasn't like this.

1058
00:56:04,640 --> 00:56:08,120
Speaker 1: She's a comedian, so there was no like pretext for like,

1059
00:56:08,560 --> 00:56:11,279
Speaker 1: let's let's expect her to be funny. So I was

1060
00:56:11,360 --> 00:56:13,279
Speaker 1: doing kind of funny things and saying funny things. But

1061
00:56:14,400 --> 00:56:17,880
Speaker 1: I also felt so uncomfortable with how I was dressed.

1062
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:21,680
Speaker 1: I couldn't be comfortable. I couldn't because I just felt

1063
00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:26,759
Speaker 1: so cute, so embarrassed. The way Kathy Hilton looked me

1064
00:56:26,840 --> 00:56:29,160
Speaker 1: up and down, I guarantee you you would not have

1065
00:56:29,200 --> 00:56:32,920
Speaker 1: felt comfortable. Isn't that my offit? Yeah? I looked the

1066
00:56:33,120 --> 00:56:37,160
Speaker 1: pants were too big. Um, it was just it. I

1067
00:56:37,360 --> 00:56:39,720
Speaker 1: didn't I didn't look cute, and I just didn't feel comfortable,

1068
00:56:39,840 --> 00:56:41,920
Speaker 1: regardless of they were so nice to me, and they

1069
00:56:41,960 --> 00:56:44,400
Speaker 1: were so funny, and they were funnier than I was.

1070
00:56:44,480 --> 00:56:47,600
Speaker 1: I was just too nervous. And so I'm saying this

1071
00:56:47,880 --> 00:56:50,560
Speaker 1: next time, I'm going to trust my instinct and not

1072
00:56:50,800 --> 00:56:54,600
Speaker 1: go yeah, yeah, Sometimes you're right. Sometimes the thing that's

1073
00:56:54,640 --> 00:56:57,279
Speaker 1: hard to do that you're like, do the hard thing.

1074
00:56:57,880 --> 00:57:00,200
Speaker 1: Sometimes you don't want to do it because it's ei

1075
00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:02,400
Speaker 1: there is a reason to be scared. You're not prepared.

1076
00:57:03,239 --> 00:57:06,280
Speaker 1: We gotta go to break and I'll talk more about

1077
00:57:06,960 --> 00:57:08,640
Speaker 1: and then I had I had a whole night last

1078
00:57:08,719 --> 00:57:14,160
Speaker 1: night as well after this, So I finished the Paris

1079
00:57:14,280 --> 00:57:17,720
Speaker 1: thing yesterday and then I had like a couple of

1080
00:57:17,720 --> 00:57:21,280
Speaker 1: hours before I agreed. Somehow I agreed to do three sets,

1081
00:57:21,400 --> 00:57:24,000
Speaker 1: and I don't know how it happened, but I was

1082
00:57:24,080 --> 00:57:26,720
Speaker 1: like bronchi itis, and then I couldn't check in my

1083
00:57:26,760 --> 00:57:28,800
Speaker 1: hotel till four. So I got here at one and

1084
00:57:28,880 --> 00:57:31,480
Speaker 1: I'd wait in the lobby for three hours with nothing

1085
00:57:31,560 --> 00:57:33,520
Speaker 1: to do except be on my phone and look at

1086
00:57:33,520 --> 00:57:35,680
Speaker 1: pictures of myself when I was thinner, and so I

1087
00:57:35,760 --> 00:57:38,120
Speaker 1: was just in a bad mood. I come up here,

1088
00:57:38,720 --> 00:57:41,360
Speaker 1: I smell bad, but I don't have time to really

1089
00:57:41,440 --> 00:57:43,320
Speaker 1: shower and redo my hair because I'm trying to keep

1090
00:57:43,360 --> 00:57:45,280
Speaker 1: my hair from the iHeart Awards, so I can bring

1091
00:57:45,320 --> 00:57:47,400
Speaker 1: it to the fucking Sacks Fifth Avenue and look like

1092
00:57:48,040 --> 00:57:51,120
Speaker 1: at least something looks good on me. And then so

1093
00:57:51,240 --> 00:57:53,160
Speaker 1: I feel sticky and gross, and then I have to

1094
00:57:53,240 --> 00:57:54,640
Speaker 1: and then I'm like, okay, I'll get a little nap

1095
00:57:54,720 --> 00:57:59,800
Speaker 1: in I can't nap before the sets because of my bronchitis.

1096
00:58:00,160 --> 00:58:04,400
Speaker 1: I tried to cancel a set ten twenty, my latest set,

1097
00:58:04,440 --> 00:58:06,080
Speaker 1: so I had a nine I had at nine o'clock,

1098
00:58:06,160 --> 00:58:07,840
Speaker 1: a nine thirty and a ten twenty, and I'm like,

1099
00:58:07,960 --> 00:58:10,080
Speaker 1: let me get out of that ten twenty. But I

1100
00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:12,960
Speaker 1: agreed to do the ten twenty like that morning, So

1101
00:58:13,080 --> 00:58:14,720
Speaker 1: why would I get out of something that I agreed

1102
00:58:14,760 --> 00:58:16,520
Speaker 1: to do so late? But I wrote to him and

1103
00:58:16,560 --> 00:58:18,360
Speaker 1: I go, how annoying is it for me to cancel?

1104
00:58:18,440 --> 00:58:20,920
Speaker 1: And he was like, I just had Ida Rodbriguez to cancel,

1105
00:58:20,960 --> 00:58:23,360
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I won't cancel on you, So I

1106
00:58:23,480 --> 00:58:27,000
Speaker 1: do them all. I had to kick out at one.

1107
00:58:27,160 --> 00:58:29,000
Speaker 1: I got heckled at the comedy store and this girl

1108
00:58:29,160 --> 00:58:30,680
Speaker 1: was like love me. She had a shaved head and

1109
00:58:30,760 --> 00:58:33,400
Speaker 1: she was just very enthusiastic about everything I said. And

1110
00:58:33,480 --> 00:58:35,280
Speaker 1: then they kicked her out and she was like crying

1111
00:58:35,360 --> 00:58:36,600
Speaker 1: on the way out, and so that was kind of

1112
00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:39,200
Speaker 1: like roth And I was a little bit mean because

1113
00:58:39,520 --> 00:58:41,160
Speaker 1: when I that's why I don't do CrowdWork, because I

1114
00:58:41,160 --> 00:58:43,640
Speaker 1: always go mean, yeah, because the funniest thing is to

1115
00:58:43,680 --> 00:58:46,800
Speaker 1: say is to say a mean thing, because it first

1116
00:58:46,880 --> 00:58:50,760
Speaker 1: really true. You're so lovely, like you'll be like you're straight,

1117
00:58:50,920 --> 00:58:53,920
Speaker 1: tell your voice like which is mean but hilarious, and

1118
00:58:53,920 --> 00:58:56,400
Speaker 1: you're always very gentle with people. I feel like everyone

1119
00:58:56,480 --> 00:58:58,920
Speaker 1: knows you're but that's not funny because I always gentle.

1120
00:58:59,080 --> 00:59:00,880
Speaker 1: Because I was like, babe, I'm so sorry you're getting

1121
00:59:00,960 --> 00:59:03,000
Speaker 1: kicked out. I was like, we know, like you're you.

1122
00:59:03,320 --> 00:59:05,080
Speaker 1: She was like, but I love you, and I was like,

1123
00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:08,280
Speaker 1: I know, it's just you're too annoying, and and I

1124
00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:10,480
Speaker 1: go and I'm sorry you were molested because I was

1125
00:59:10,480 --> 00:59:13,400
Speaker 1: talking about molestation, and then she started mouthing up, and

1126
00:59:13,480 --> 00:59:15,160
Speaker 1: I go, this is the product of like if you

1127
00:59:15,240 --> 00:59:18,040
Speaker 1: touch kids. They turned into this like someone who doesn't

1128
00:59:18,080 --> 00:59:20,720
Speaker 1: really know social boundary, Like she's fucked up from it.

1129
00:59:20,760 --> 00:59:22,800
Speaker 1: I go, one hundred percent that girl was molested. She

1130
00:59:22,920 --> 00:59:25,680
Speaker 1: had a shaved head. She was just being very loud

1131
00:59:25,720 --> 00:59:28,120
Speaker 1: and like I love you, and she wasn't listen. I

1132
00:59:28,200 --> 00:59:29,640
Speaker 1: was trying to engage her in a way that like

1133
00:59:29,720 --> 00:59:31,440
Speaker 1: would make her a part of the show, but she

1134
00:59:31,520 --> 00:59:33,760
Speaker 1: wasn't responding, so they kicked her out and she's just

1135
00:59:33,880 --> 00:59:36,960
Speaker 1: pleading on the way out and like just begging, and

1136
00:59:37,040 --> 00:59:39,440
Speaker 1: I'm like, I abandoned her, like dug on that um

1137
00:59:40,360 --> 00:59:42,920
Speaker 1: on the battlefield. And then they told me afterwards she

1138
00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:45,600
Speaker 1: was crying outside and they were and they were really

1139
00:59:45,680 --> 00:59:47,160
Speaker 1: nice to her though at the comedy store. They were

1140
00:59:47,200 --> 00:59:48,880
Speaker 1: like listening, it happens all the time. We know you

1141
00:59:48,920 --> 00:59:51,120
Speaker 1: were trying to help but just didn't work out. You'd

1142
00:59:51,160 --> 00:59:55,720
Speaker 1: come back drunk. Yeah. So that and then I go

1143
00:59:55,880 --> 00:59:58,800
Speaker 1: to the ten twenty spot and Tiffany Hatrish is there.

1144
00:59:58,800 --> 00:59:59,920
Speaker 1: She wasn't even on the line up, but I go,

1145
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:02,160
Speaker 1: oh hey, and I go, you know, Bet Midler's here.

1146
01:00:02,200 --> 01:00:04,720
Speaker 1: Because I'm walking in, they go, this is star studded crowd.

1147
01:00:04,760 --> 01:00:07,040
Speaker 1: And I go, who's here? And they go, Bet Midler

1148
01:00:07,040 --> 01:00:08,960
Speaker 1: and I was like, Bet Midler is at a ten

1149
01:00:09,040 --> 01:00:13,520
Speaker 1: o'clock improv show on a Tuesday. What So I'm excited.

1150
01:00:13,680 --> 01:00:15,320
Speaker 1: I see her in the court, like in the back

1151
01:00:15,440 --> 01:00:18,560
Speaker 1: she's by herself. I think she was by herself. And

1152
01:00:19,520 --> 01:00:21,640
Speaker 1: then Tiffany Hannah comes in and I go, Tiffany, Bette

1153
01:00:21,640 --> 01:00:23,680
Speaker 1: Midler's here, and she goes, I know I invited her

1154
01:00:23,720 --> 01:00:27,080
Speaker 1: and I was like, what friends with Bet? And so

1155
01:00:27,360 --> 01:00:29,760
Speaker 1: she was like I met her? She was. I met

1156
01:00:29,800 --> 01:00:31,760
Speaker 1: her at the met gala the second time I did it,

1157
01:00:32,080 --> 01:00:33,600
Speaker 1: and then I ran into her and she was like

1158
01:00:33,640 --> 01:00:35,920
Speaker 1: we kept in touch through the pandemic and then I

1159
01:00:36,040 --> 01:00:38,640
Speaker 1: met her. I saw her earlier. I was having dinner

1160
01:00:38,680 --> 01:00:40,240
Speaker 1: and I saw her and I told her I was

1161
01:00:40,320 --> 01:00:41,880
Speaker 1: doing a set, and she was like, I want to go,

1162
01:00:42,440 --> 01:00:45,640
Speaker 1: So Tiffany brought her there and then I did a

1163
01:00:45,720 --> 01:00:48,880
Speaker 1: set and it was really fun because I, like, I

1164
01:00:49,120 --> 01:00:50,960
Speaker 1: was It's the only time I've ever been like, what

1165
01:00:51,040 --> 01:00:53,280
Speaker 1: does bett want to hear? Like, I wasn't thinking about

1166
01:00:53,280 --> 01:00:55,200
Speaker 1: anyone else in that crowd. So I did a total

1167
01:00:55,280 --> 01:00:59,560
Speaker 1: bet set and then I left afterwards, and because I

1168
01:00:59,600 --> 01:01:01,680
Speaker 1: had to go home and sleep, and then I woke

1169
01:01:01,760 --> 01:01:03,800
Speaker 1: up to a Texas morning that said that the booker

1170
01:01:03,840 --> 01:01:06,040
Speaker 1: of the show said Bette Midler was looking for you afterwards.

1171
01:01:06,600 --> 01:01:09,480
Speaker 1: She wanted you to take a picture with you. That's sweet.

1172
01:01:10,360 --> 01:01:13,720
Speaker 1: I missed out. That was cool and then I and

1173
01:01:13,800 --> 01:01:17,800
Speaker 1: then I um ate some sauceless Mexican food, went to bed.

1174
01:01:18,840 --> 01:01:20,680
Speaker 1: That was my day. What was the bet set? What

1175
01:01:20,880 --> 01:01:24,080
Speaker 1: kind of topics did you coverging being a woman in

1176
01:01:24,160 --> 01:01:26,360
Speaker 1: this industry and how what the bullshit is and how

1177
01:01:26,400 --> 01:01:27,920
Speaker 1: you have to be so talented if you want to

1178
01:01:27,920 --> 01:01:30,480
Speaker 1: get old, you better keep your talent up and how

1179
01:01:30,720 --> 01:01:33,640
Speaker 1: um yeah, just like and you know, fuck you j

1180
01:01:33,800 --> 01:01:36,400
Speaker 1: Low for lying to people. You've all had facelifts. Everyone

1181
01:01:36,440 --> 01:01:38,320
Speaker 1: has facelifts. I'm gonna get a facelift. Just a lot

1182
01:01:38,360 --> 01:01:42,360
Speaker 1: of aging stuff and a lot of like calling hypocrisy. No,

1183
01:01:42,640 --> 01:01:44,400
Speaker 1: but I she was right underneath the light in the

1184
01:01:44,440 --> 01:01:45,840
Speaker 1: back of the room, so it was like very dark.

1185
01:01:45,880 --> 01:01:48,120
Speaker 1: You couldn't tell if she was laughing. But I but

1186
01:01:48,320 --> 01:01:50,640
Speaker 1: if she Bet asked for me afterwards, so I'm guessing

1187
01:01:50,680 --> 01:01:53,920
Speaker 1: I thought it was asking. She she liked it, so

1188
01:01:54,080 --> 01:01:56,920
Speaker 1: that was fun. Midler asked for you and that drunk

1189
01:01:56,960 --> 01:01:59,400
Speaker 1: girl in the same night, I know. I mean, you're

1190
01:01:59,480 --> 01:02:02,160
Speaker 1: crush it it. Maybe it was Bett Midler in the

1191
01:02:02,200 --> 01:02:05,800
Speaker 1: first show. Yeah, can you imagine throwing Bett Midler out

1192
01:02:05,880 --> 01:02:08,720
Speaker 1: of your show? I mean you could have asked me

1193
01:02:08,800 --> 01:02:11,360
Speaker 1: all day yesterday name celebrities that could come up to

1194
01:02:11,400 --> 01:02:13,160
Speaker 1: her come to your show the least likely, and she

1195
01:02:13,200 --> 01:02:15,400
Speaker 1: would have made my list of least likely least likely

1196
01:02:15,480 --> 01:02:17,960
Speaker 1: to show up. Yeah, but at the same time, you're

1197
01:02:18,040 --> 01:02:20,200
Speaker 1: kind of like, no, that makes sense for Bet being

1198
01:02:20,240 --> 01:02:22,400
Speaker 1: out on a late at I mean, Jamie Lee Curtis

1199
01:02:22,440 --> 01:02:24,520
Speaker 1: won't go to a show at seven pm. How old

1200
01:02:24,640 --> 01:02:28,560
Speaker 1: is Bet Midler? I would guess. Okay, let's do a

1201
01:02:28,560 --> 01:02:30,400
Speaker 1: little Let's let's do a bet. Let's do a bet

1202
01:02:30,480 --> 01:02:40,680
Speaker 1: bat bet all right, Um, I bet she is seventy three, okay,

1203
01:02:41,880 --> 01:02:45,600
Speaker 1: anyone else I thought she was seventy two. I'm gonna

1204
01:02:45,680 --> 01:02:50,040
Speaker 1: say seventy four. Wow, this is really all in the

1205
01:02:50,120 --> 01:02:51,720
Speaker 1: same rain. Would you guys have said this? Head I

1206
01:02:51,800 --> 01:02:55,320
Speaker 1: not said seventy three. I'm gonna bet that she's one dollar. Yeah,

1207
01:02:55,360 --> 01:03:00,560
Speaker 1: I'm gonna bet one. I'm gonna bet u eighty Okay, yeah,

1208
01:03:00,600 --> 01:03:03,240
Speaker 1: I mean I don't. I don't think that's a horrible butt. Yeah,

1209
01:03:03,640 --> 01:03:11,320
Speaker 1: Brian's over, Yes, seventy seven. Wow, that meddler out at

1210
01:03:11,400 --> 01:03:16,120
Speaker 1: the fucking night seventy seven. Yes, on your wins. I

1211
01:03:16,240 --> 01:03:20,640
Speaker 1: have a downstairs neighbor. No, no, she was just watching

1212
01:03:20,960 --> 01:03:23,040
Speaker 1: No yeah, yeah, no, no, no, I have a downstairs

1213
01:03:23,080 --> 01:03:26,680
Speaker 1: neighbor who's eighty nine and she is. Wow, she's the

1214
01:03:26,720 --> 01:03:28,720
Speaker 1: type of person that would go to a comedy show

1215
01:03:28,720 --> 01:03:30,479
Speaker 1: at ten o'clock on a Tuesday. I guess I gotta

1216
01:03:30,520 --> 01:03:33,520
Speaker 1: keeps you alive to that active. You gotta keep going

1217
01:03:33,680 --> 01:03:35,800
Speaker 1: like a shark the secret. Yeah, like a shark. Yep,

1218
01:03:35,840 --> 01:03:38,440
Speaker 1: I already say it yesterday. You're gonna do it. I'll

1219
01:03:38,480 --> 01:03:40,960
Speaker 1: probably make it to probably pull it off. I don't know.

1220
01:03:41,160 --> 01:03:44,080
Speaker 1: I'm tall. Though tall people don't live long. They're not

1221
01:03:44,400 --> 01:03:48,640
Speaker 1: that tall, they say. The new generation is is that right?

1222
01:03:49,520 --> 01:03:53,880
Speaker 1: That's really um Life insurance or people who do financials

1223
01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:56,880
Speaker 1: for like your long term they plan for you to

1224
01:03:56,920 --> 01:03:59,680
Speaker 1: be one hundred and six. Wow. Good news. Well, the

1225
01:03:59,720 --> 01:04:02,440
Speaker 1: fact that we're not all inhaling cigarette smoke twenty four

1226
01:04:02,560 --> 01:04:06,440
Speaker 1: seven is going to give us a slight advantage. Your parents,

1227
01:04:06,520 --> 01:04:11,280
Speaker 1: our parents all inhaled cigarette smoke for forty years. Yeah,

1228
01:04:11,400 --> 01:04:14,720
Speaker 1: everywhere they went. Yeah, they would smoke thirty or forty years,

1229
01:04:14,920 --> 01:04:18,520
Speaker 1: and and smoked too. But second and smoke was horror,

1230
01:04:18,640 --> 01:04:21,560
Speaker 1: horrific on planes. I mean, it's just insane. The fact

1231
01:04:21,600 --> 01:04:23,040
Speaker 1: that you could smoke on a plane, and the fact

1232
01:04:23,080 --> 01:04:25,000
Speaker 1: that I get I walked by someone smoking and I'm like,

1233
01:04:25,120 --> 01:04:29,000
Speaker 1: oh god, and like that was just the air back then. Yeah,

1234
01:04:29,160 --> 01:04:31,600
Speaker 1: but now I'm getting it. I'm getting it a little bit.

1235
01:04:31,640 --> 01:04:34,920
Speaker 1: With weed smoke. Now, oh, weed smoke is everywhere or

1236
01:04:35,080 --> 01:04:37,760
Speaker 1: not conscious of the fact that it smells from. And

1237
01:04:37,880 --> 01:04:40,480
Speaker 1: when I've smoked weed, I've always been conscious of that.

1238
01:04:40,520 --> 01:04:43,040
Speaker 1: And people always like, it's fine, it's weed. It doesn't

1239
01:04:43,080 --> 01:04:46,800
Speaker 1: and I'm like, no, people, this is annoying. It's I've

1240
01:04:46,880 --> 01:04:49,240
Speaker 1: never been someone who smokes weed who thinks it's cool

1241
01:04:49,720 --> 01:04:52,000
Speaker 1: and that everyone should have to like deal with it.

1242
01:04:52,440 --> 01:04:54,080
Speaker 1: I mean when I'm on the road and I like,

1243
01:04:54,600 --> 01:04:57,160
Speaker 1: I'm in my green room and I know that, like

1244
01:04:57,240 --> 01:04:59,000
Speaker 1: I'm not smoking out of the green room. I just

1245
01:04:59,120 --> 01:05:00,960
Speaker 1: go in the shower something and try to keep it

1246
01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:05,640
Speaker 1: a little bit contained. But like people who just wafted

1247
01:05:05,760 --> 01:05:09,600
Speaker 1: through the street and I'm constantly walking by it, be ashamed, yeah,

1248
01:05:09,760 --> 01:05:12,280
Speaker 1: be ashamed of this drug habit. You have a little

1249
01:05:12,280 --> 01:05:15,440
Speaker 1: bit try to keep it, you know. Contained It's not

1250
01:05:15,520 --> 01:05:18,040
Speaker 1: about shame for the drug habit. It's about shame for

1251
01:05:18,120 --> 01:05:21,320
Speaker 1: being rude. It's well, like maybe people don't want to

1252
01:05:21,560 --> 01:05:24,240
Speaker 1: smell that. I mean, I hate shame and I think

1253
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Speaker 1: it's the worst thing possible. So I don't really mean that,

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01:05:26,920 --> 01:05:29,920
Speaker 1: but I do feel like you should have I have

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01:05:30,080 --> 01:05:34,200
Speaker 1: shame with smoking, and I don't think that everyone should

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01:05:34,240 --> 01:05:37,040
Speaker 1: have to deal with it. I always ask beforehand if

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01:05:37,080 --> 01:05:38,360
Speaker 1: I'm going to do it in a green room with

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01:05:38,400 --> 01:05:40,720
Speaker 1: other people, like is this you know? Or I do

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01:05:40,800 --> 01:05:42,640
Speaker 1: it wait till they're gone and like wafted away. But

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01:05:42,720 --> 01:05:45,360
Speaker 1: it's like it's just gross. But especially now that you

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01:05:45,440 --> 01:05:49,120
Speaker 1: can vape and it doesn't smell like anything. Vaping is

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01:05:49,240 --> 01:05:52,320
Speaker 1: so horrible and it makes you feel like it just

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01:05:52,600 --> 01:05:55,360
Speaker 1: it's I don't like vaping at all because, first of all,

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01:05:55,840 --> 01:05:58,360
Speaker 1: vaping for me, as someone who can be very addicted

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01:05:58,400 --> 01:06:02,000
Speaker 1: to weed is day inger Russ because you can do

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01:06:02,160 --> 01:06:05,200
Speaker 1: it everywhere, and at least when if I want to

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01:06:05,200 --> 01:06:08,840
Speaker 1: get high and I'm smoking weed, I have to be stinky.

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01:06:09,520 --> 01:06:10,880
Speaker 1: I have to do a thing that I have a

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01:06:11,040 --> 01:06:13,400
Speaker 1: bud cigarette butt thing that I have to put out

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01:06:13,520 --> 01:06:16,600
Speaker 1: somewhere like an It's an inconvenience. It makes it so

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01:06:16,760 --> 01:06:19,080
Speaker 1: like I have to really want it. When I can

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01:06:19,160 --> 01:06:22,560
Speaker 1: just vape anytime any day I'm high twenty four seven,

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01:06:22,800 --> 01:06:25,640
Speaker 1: it just it. Within three days if I get a vape,

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01:06:25,680 --> 01:06:27,920
Speaker 1: I'm doing it constantly. Yeah, And I don't keep it

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01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:30,080
Speaker 1: to just I'm not someone who can just like moderate.

1276
01:06:30,400 --> 01:06:33,800
Speaker 1: So I think smoking weed when I do, when I'm

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01:06:33,840 --> 01:06:36,400
Speaker 1: am in those spells of doing it, it just keeps

1278
01:06:36,480 --> 01:06:38,200
Speaker 1: me more honest and it makes me do it less

1279
01:06:38,320 --> 01:06:42,800
Speaker 1: because it is gross. Isn't it crazy? Regarding like fears

1280
01:06:42,880 --> 01:06:45,840
Speaker 1: of what's going to kill us? That no one was

1281
01:06:45,920 --> 01:06:48,919
Speaker 1: getting like acrylic nails done when we were growing up, really,

1282
01:06:50,160 --> 01:06:53,320
Speaker 1: and that stuff seems so toxic, and were they having

1283
01:06:53,400 --> 01:06:56,880
Speaker 1: like explosions of chemical gases like what they are now, Like,

1284
01:06:57,400 --> 01:07:01,000
Speaker 1: are we really better off now than when we were

1285
01:07:01,080 --> 01:07:03,600
Speaker 1: growing out? Well, yeah, they weren't drinking from plastic water

1286
01:07:03,680 --> 01:07:06,920
Speaker 1: bottles constantly. There's there's going to be new and they

1287
01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:10,360
Speaker 1: weren't constantly on their phones all the time. Like there

1288
01:07:10,440 --> 01:07:14,080
Speaker 1: are new cigarettes, and sugar wasn't in everything, and corn

1289
01:07:14,240 --> 01:07:17,680
Speaker 1: syrup wasn't every and everything. So yeah, there are other

1290
01:07:17,720 --> 01:07:20,520
Speaker 1: things that are killing us. But and there are things

1291
01:07:20,560 --> 01:07:23,160
Speaker 1: we don't even know that are killing us that we

1292
01:07:23,200 --> 01:07:24,960
Speaker 1: don't even know yet that they're going to kill us

1293
01:07:25,080 --> 01:07:27,320
Speaker 1: twenty years from now, they're gonna be like, guess what,

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01:07:27,640 --> 01:07:33,640
Speaker 1: Lacroix bad? Yeah, Lacroix. You know when you drank vitamin

1295
01:07:33,680 --> 01:07:35,840
Speaker 1: water zero and you thought you had no sugar, Well

1296
01:07:35,920 --> 01:07:38,960
Speaker 1: that's bad. Well we all know aspartame is bad or

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01:07:39,040 --> 01:07:42,360
Speaker 1: whatever those fakes sugars are, they're not good. Drink six

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01:07:42,600 --> 01:07:45,560
Speaker 1: vitamin water zeros a day, really, well, I'll drink like one.

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01:07:45,720 --> 01:07:47,160
Speaker 1: I think I have one with me. I know I

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01:07:47,200 --> 01:07:49,560
Speaker 1: saw your back. What is it called? It's a funny,

1301
01:07:49,640 --> 01:07:52,720
Speaker 1: funky flavor. Oh, this is the best flavor of vitamin water, gutsy,

1302
01:07:52,840 --> 01:07:57,000
Speaker 1: it's it's a watermelon peach. Oh that does sound good. Yeah, no,

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01:07:57,120 --> 01:07:59,560
Speaker 1: it's good. It's good. It'll kill me. But do you

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01:07:59,680 --> 01:08:02,880
Speaker 1: do that instead of water? No, I'll drink I just don't.

1305
01:08:03,040 --> 01:08:05,840
Speaker 1: I just don't drink enough water either. I don't like water.

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01:08:06,040 --> 01:08:09,720
Speaker 1: It's so boring and it like makes my stomach hurt. Wow,

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01:08:09,800 --> 01:08:12,640
Speaker 1: that's not normal. I don't like water, I really, unless

1308
01:08:12,680 --> 01:08:16,320
Speaker 1: I'm super thirsty. It really. I struggle with drinking water.

1309
01:08:16,560 --> 01:08:21,120
Speaker 1: So drinking tap water. I mean I have a burkey

1310
01:08:21,360 --> 01:08:24,720
Speaker 1: system that Chris got me. But I just like I

1311
01:08:24,840 --> 01:08:27,320
Speaker 1: have no problem with tap tap water doesn't bother. It's

1312
01:08:27,360 --> 01:08:29,760
Speaker 1: any water. It's just like it is a nuisance to drink.

1313
01:08:29,880 --> 01:08:32,000
Speaker 1: It feels like annoying to have to do it. I'm

1314
01:08:32,040 --> 01:08:34,960
Speaker 1: never like water. Get your water in in the morning.

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01:08:35,040 --> 01:08:37,880
Speaker 1: I wake up, you chug a liter of water and

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01:08:37,920 --> 01:08:40,400
Speaker 1: then like, okay, that's my water for the morning. Yeah,

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01:08:40,800 --> 01:08:42,640
Speaker 1: like a plant that you like forget to water all

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01:08:42,640 --> 01:08:45,400
Speaker 1: week and exactly dump a bucket on. Yes. Yeah, I

1319
01:08:45,439 --> 01:08:46,760
Speaker 1: don't think that's how you're supposed to do. I think

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01:08:46,760 --> 01:08:52,240
Speaker 1: you're supposed to sip it all day long. Yeah, I

1321
01:08:52,360 --> 01:08:56,120
Speaker 1: was chure there's a picture of me as a baby,

1322
01:08:56,320 --> 01:08:58,320
Speaker 1: and I'm just like like this with a bottle, like

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01:08:58,439 --> 01:09:01,760
Speaker 1: getting the last remnants, like like just chug in a

1324
01:09:01,800 --> 01:09:06,000
Speaker 1: bah bah. Yeah, I chug everything. I get these extra

1325
01:09:06,040 --> 01:09:08,920
Speaker 1: hot coffees, like a Venti coffee. I can finish an

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01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:12,160
Speaker 1: extra hot Venti latte and I'm not joking you. And

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01:09:12,240 --> 01:09:16,800
Speaker 1: this is without trying two minutes. Wow, two minutes extra hot.

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01:09:17,200 --> 01:09:19,760
Speaker 1: And I got an extra hot, Like get an extra

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01:09:19,800 --> 01:09:22,240
Speaker 1: hot so that I slow down because if it was

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01:09:22,280 --> 01:09:23,960
Speaker 1: an extra hot I could do it in one sip

1331
01:09:24,240 --> 01:09:27,320
Speaker 1: a whole Venti. We have to tell besties how you

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01:09:27,439 --> 01:09:31,120
Speaker 1: get this extra hot feature? Remember we have you just

1333
01:09:31,280 --> 01:09:35,880
Speaker 1: say extra hot and then they just make it matter. Yeah,

1334
01:09:36,200 --> 01:09:38,200
Speaker 1: they that's it's almost a fee. It's a feature on

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01:09:38,240 --> 01:09:40,639
Speaker 1: the app too. You just put an extra hot. Because

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01:09:40,640 --> 01:09:44,840
Speaker 1: I don't understand people that get regular drinks without extra hot.

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01:09:44,880 --> 01:09:46,920
Speaker 1: If you get tea, that's different because tea is always

1338
01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:50,479
Speaker 1: like so hot because of the hot water. Um, but

1339
01:09:50,840 --> 01:09:55,320
Speaker 1: regular lattes they would get room temperature within two minutes. Yeah,

1340
01:09:55,320 --> 01:09:57,000
Speaker 1: So I don't understand. And people that just sip on

1341
01:09:57,080 --> 01:09:59,479
Speaker 1: regular lattes all day, do you not have a problem

1342
01:09:59,560 --> 01:10:04,599
Speaker 1: sipping on a room temperature drink. Noah, uh, well, ever

1343
01:10:04,720 --> 01:10:06,519
Speaker 1: since you taught me about this life hack, I just

1344
01:10:06,680 --> 01:10:09,800
Speaker 1: order it extra hot now. But before were you like, oh,

1345
01:10:09,880 --> 01:10:13,920
Speaker 1: it's kind of gross now because it gets compecially immediately,

1346
01:10:14,040 --> 01:10:16,640
Speaker 1: especially if you're picking it up. It's like like on

1347
01:10:16,760 --> 01:10:19,720
Speaker 1: the counter for yes. And that's why I always order

1348
01:10:19,800 --> 01:10:22,360
Speaker 1: them at exactly four minutes before I get there, because

1349
01:10:22,400 --> 01:10:24,360
Speaker 1: it will always be like up within a minute of

1350
01:10:24,400 --> 01:10:26,800
Speaker 1: what I get there, and it's not sitting there. Um,

1351
01:10:26,920 --> 01:10:29,440
Speaker 1: And that's my cold drinks are always kind of advantageous.

1352
01:10:29,520 --> 01:10:32,080
Speaker 1: But those I sucked down immediately, I mean like they

1353
01:10:32,120 --> 01:10:34,040
Speaker 1: don't stand a chance. I can do them in one sip.

1354
01:10:34,320 --> 01:10:37,720
Speaker 1: I could drink a vitamin water all day long, like

1355
01:10:37,760 --> 01:10:39,800
Speaker 1: the complete cookie. No, I'm saying I could take one

1356
01:10:39,840 --> 01:10:42,800
Speaker 1: bottle and it'll last me all day. What said you

1357
01:10:42,880 --> 01:10:45,000
Speaker 1: had six? That was a joke. I was doing it

1358
01:10:45,080 --> 01:10:49,080
Speaker 1: for the sipping on it. Yeah, So I'll well, I'll

1359
01:10:49,120 --> 01:10:52,880
Speaker 1: do which is like people might anyone be like, aren't

1360
01:10:52,880 --> 01:10:55,400
Speaker 1: you like starving to death? If the speed you eat

1361
01:10:55,479 --> 01:10:59,240
Speaker 1: and the speed you drink, I don't know something's wrong.

1362
01:10:59,320 --> 01:11:01,559
Speaker 1: But I drink some of it, and then sometimes I'll

1363
01:11:01,640 --> 01:11:03,680
Speaker 1: drink like a quarter of my vitamin water and I'll

1364
01:11:03,680 --> 01:11:06,320
Speaker 1: put it back in the fridge. Oh my god. Yeah,

1365
01:11:06,439 --> 01:11:09,040
Speaker 1: people find that to be insane. Yeah, it really is.

1366
01:11:09,240 --> 01:11:11,280
Speaker 1: And then I'll have a half of vitamin water later.

1367
01:11:11,760 --> 01:11:13,640
Speaker 1: It just like it's like, oh, I can have some

1368
01:11:13,720 --> 01:11:16,320
Speaker 1: more of this later now. No, I've never understood people

1369
01:11:16,360 --> 01:11:20,360
Speaker 1: that can like save leftovers for later or go, I'm

1370
01:11:20,400 --> 01:11:22,920
Speaker 1: going to have this lunch. I'm feeling a little full.

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01:11:23,080 --> 01:11:24,560
Speaker 1: I'll put it away and have the rest of it

1372
01:11:24,680 --> 01:11:27,519
Speaker 1: for dinner. Yeah. Yeah, whatever I'm doing, it's not working. No,

1373
01:11:27,600 --> 01:11:29,599
Speaker 1: it's great. What do you mean, Well, it's not working.

1374
01:11:29,720 --> 01:11:32,240
Speaker 1: I want to I don't feel good. But I don't

1375
01:11:32,280 --> 01:11:35,120
Speaker 1: feel good. Oh no, never, but I do. What do

1376
01:11:35,160 --> 01:11:38,439
Speaker 1: you feel like? Final thought? Why are you feeling bad?

1377
01:11:38,520 --> 01:11:41,840
Speaker 1: What do you feel? Oh, it's somatic, let's do it totally.

1378
01:11:41,960 --> 01:11:45,320
Speaker 1: I mean, it's psycho smatic, constant pains. But I do

1379
01:11:45,880 --> 01:11:48,479
Speaker 1: save half of vitamin water and that makes it all.

1380
01:11:48,640 --> 01:11:54,000
Speaker 1: Where are your pains everywhere? Really? Yeah? Run this morning? Yeah,

1381
01:11:54,080 --> 01:11:56,840
Speaker 1: so I wanted to say that because it's raining. Yeah,

1382
01:11:57,160 --> 01:11:59,000
Speaker 1: and so I went for a run this morning in

1383
01:11:59,080 --> 01:12:01,720
Speaker 1: the rain. Because I go for a run in the

1384
01:12:01,800 --> 01:12:04,080
Speaker 1: rain more often than I will on a normal day

1385
01:12:04,080 --> 01:12:06,880
Speaker 1: because I feel like I'm getting something over on the

1386
01:12:06,960 --> 01:12:09,200
Speaker 1: rest of the people in the world who refuse to

1387
01:12:09,280 --> 01:12:11,160
Speaker 1: run in the ring because it's like psychotic to be

1388
01:12:11,280 --> 01:12:13,880
Speaker 1: running in the rain. Yeah, it's dumb and slippery out there, Yeah,

1389
01:12:13,920 --> 01:12:16,040
Speaker 1: where it's uncomfortable. But now I'm running and it's like, yeah,

1390
01:12:16,080 --> 01:12:18,000
Speaker 1: I'm getting it done today, Whereas if it was a

1391
01:12:18,080 --> 01:12:19,720
Speaker 1: sunny day, I'd just feel like I don't want to

1392
01:12:19,720 --> 01:12:21,880
Speaker 1: go running. So you're doing it as a fuck you

1393
01:12:21,960 --> 01:12:24,479
Speaker 1: and everyone driving by you being like, man, that guy's

1394
01:12:24,479 --> 01:12:27,040
Speaker 1: actually doing it. I'm not doing a good job today.

1395
01:12:27,120 --> 01:12:29,719
Speaker 1: You're trying to make people feel guilty. I'm more motivated

1396
01:12:29,760 --> 01:12:31,519
Speaker 1: to do it when I get that. And you know what,

1397
01:12:31,720 --> 01:12:34,439
Speaker 1: this is what so many people do on Instagram. No

1398
01:12:34,640 --> 01:12:38,120
Speaker 1: one has ever been motivated by a workout you post

1399
01:12:38,200 --> 01:12:41,599
Speaker 1: on Instagram, by the way, anyone posting your little workout

1400
01:12:41,720 --> 01:12:45,440
Speaker 1: or like how much weight you've lost or some stupid achievement.

1401
01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:50,320
Speaker 1: No one. You've never made someone feel good about. The

1402
01:12:50,439 --> 01:12:53,880
Speaker 1: only person you're making feel good is you. No one's

1403
01:12:53,880 --> 01:12:56,800
Speaker 1: ever been like, Wow, I'm gonna go move my body

1404
01:12:56,880 --> 01:12:59,680
Speaker 1: today because you got in a bunch of reps of

1405
01:12:59,760 --> 01:13:03,920
Speaker 1: what or dumb workout you're doing. It's solely to brag,

1406
01:13:04,320 --> 01:13:08,360
Speaker 1: and it's solely to make other people feel less about themselves,

1407
01:13:08,560 --> 01:13:11,519
Speaker 1: which is a great marketing tool for whatever business you're

1408
01:13:11,560 --> 01:13:13,479
Speaker 1: trying to run. So you're doing the right thing, but

1409
01:13:13,760 --> 01:13:17,839
Speaker 1: stop pretending motivation. Mondays that you're trying to motivate anyone

1410
01:13:18,240 --> 01:13:21,240
Speaker 1: with your bullshit. You're not. You don't want anyone to

1411
01:13:21,360 --> 01:13:24,040
Speaker 1: look like you. That's what makes you stand out from people.

1412
01:13:25,120 --> 01:13:27,040
Speaker 1: And then they say, I know a lot of people

1413
01:13:28,080 --> 01:13:30,439
Speaker 1: have been telling me that they were inspired to work

1414
01:13:30,520 --> 01:13:34,639
Speaker 1: out because I yeah, because I posted this. They say

1415
01:13:34,720 --> 01:13:36,559
Speaker 1: that I don't know if it's true or not. Well,

1416
01:13:36,600 --> 01:13:40,560
Speaker 1: we all know that a lot of people in celebrities

1417
01:13:40,560 --> 01:13:44,000
Speaker 1: speak is one yes, yes. A lot of people didn't

1418
01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:48,080
Speaker 1: ask how my drinks are getting extra hot? One person did.

1419
01:13:48,240 --> 01:13:52,200
Speaker 1: But it does become like people are asking, you know,

1420
01:13:52,479 --> 01:13:55,040
Speaker 1: people always I always see people writing like a lot

1421
01:13:55,120 --> 01:13:59,000
Speaker 1: of people asking where I'm gonna be this weekend? A

1422
01:13:59,080 --> 01:14:03,000
Speaker 1: lot of people it's like one person DMJ at most,

1423
01:14:03,640 --> 01:14:06,400
Speaker 1: and they probably weren't even asking that specifically of a question,

1424
01:14:06,439 --> 01:14:07,960
Speaker 1: and you could have written them back. You don't need

1425
01:14:08,000 --> 01:14:09,920
Speaker 1: to tell us all that a lot of people asking

1426
01:14:10,600 --> 01:14:13,479
Speaker 1: and by the way, it's there are a lot of people,

1427
01:14:13,600 --> 01:14:18,040
Speaker 1: not a lot of people asking. It's just like speak normally.

1428
01:14:20,320 --> 01:14:23,400
Speaker 1: It's just like stop lying and saying a lot of

1429
01:14:23,479 --> 01:14:26,120
Speaker 1: people are asking. No one's asking. A lot of people

1430
01:14:26,160 --> 01:14:28,160
Speaker 1: are asking me, how'd you get so funny? But I

1431
01:14:28,280 --> 01:14:31,760
Speaker 1: just don't understand what when I say a lot of

1432
01:14:31,760 --> 01:14:33,720
Speaker 1: people ask. Sometimes there are things that a lot of

1433
01:14:33,760 --> 01:14:39,200
Speaker 1: people ask about something, but I generally don't think. There

1434
01:14:39,320 --> 01:14:42,400
Speaker 1: was a girl that we mocked so endlessly in my

1435
01:14:42,479 --> 01:14:48,040
Speaker 1: girl's chat who posted about it's been three years since

1436
01:14:48,120 --> 01:14:50,920
Speaker 1: the pandemic and these are all the things I've gotten

1437
01:14:50,960 --> 01:14:53,200
Speaker 1: done in my life. And it was like, boom, boom boom.

1438
01:14:53,360 --> 01:14:55,840
Speaker 1: Just a list started appearing of like I wrote a book,

1439
01:14:55,920 --> 01:14:58,479
Speaker 1: I sold a book, I got I froze my eggs,

1440
01:14:58,640 --> 01:15:02,400
Speaker 1: I literally I had a baby, I lost twenty pounds,

1441
01:15:02,520 --> 01:15:05,600
Speaker 1: I ran a marathon, and like all this shit, and

1442
01:15:05,720 --> 01:15:09,400
Speaker 1: it's like, who is this for? Yeah, who is that

1443
01:15:09,520 --> 01:15:11,600
Speaker 1: going to make? First of all, we can't change the

1444
01:15:11,680 --> 01:15:13,720
Speaker 1: last three years of our lives. So unless I've done

1445
01:15:14,040 --> 01:15:17,200
Speaker 1: equally amounts of impressive things, this only makes me feel

1446
01:15:17,280 --> 01:15:21,040
Speaker 1: bad about myself. Yeah, So the only reason this is

1447
01:15:21,160 --> 01:15:23,800
Speaker 1: you're doing this. So when you see someone bragging like that,

1448
01:15:24,280 --> 01:15:26,479
Speaker 1: please know that they are not trying to inspire you.

1449
01:15:26,840 --> 01:15:29,200
Speaker 1: There is not a part of them at all that

1450
01:15:29,360 --> 01:15:31,920
Speaker 1: is trying to inspire you. There are people on social

1451
01:15:31,960 --> 01:15:34,880
Speaker 1: media that do try to inspire, and they do inspiring things,

1452
01:15:35,320 --> 01:15:38,240
Speaker 1: but the people that post their workouts generally are not

1453
01:15:38,400 --> 01:15:42,040
Speaker 1: trying to We're trying to sell you Alo that those

1454
01:15:42,200 --> 01:15:45,360
Speaker 1: it's always Alo clothing. Yeah, you're always trying to sell

1455
01:15:45,400 --> 01:15:48,519
Speaker 1: you Alo. Oh god, I've never seen one of those

1456
01:15:48,600 --> 01:15:52,519
Speaker 1: videos without someone wearing Alo. Yes, yes, it's always Alo

1457
01:15:52,640 --> 01:15:57,000
Speaker 1: clothing and it's always um I just have you, guys

1458
01:15:57,040 --> 01:16:00,200
Speaker 1: ever felt motivated by someone bragging on Instagram? It ever

1459
01:16:00,240 --> 01:16:02,040
Speaker 1: made you feel better about yourself? Well, it can make

1460
01:16:02,080 --> 01:16:05,120
Speaker 1: you feel worse about yourself, Yeah, which then makes you

1461
01:16:05,240 --> 01:16:10,920
Speaker 1: motivated that happened to you for working out? Yeah, to

1462
01:16:10,960 --> 01:16:14,320
Speaker 1: close the app? Oh, it makes you motivated to close

1463
01:16:14,360 --> 01:16:17,280
Speaker 1: the app, is what Noah said. But it doesn't it

1464
01:16:17,360 --> 01:16:19,760
Speaker 1: makes me go deeper and go okay, let me go

1465
01:16:19,840 --> 01:16:23,000
Speaker 1: deeper in her feed, tell that motivated you to create

1466
01:16:23,120 --> 01:16:26,479
Speaker 1: your own picture of what you've done since the pandemic,

1467
01:16:26,600 --> 01:16:29,200
Speaker 1: which was so funny. Yeah, so Carlyle, so I posted

1468
01:16:29,240 --> 01:16:31,439
Speaker 1: this in the girl's shoud of like, who is this for? You? Guys?

1469
01:16:31,479 --> 01:16:33,160
Speaker 1: Who do you think this girl posted this far other

1470
01:16:33,280 --> 01:16:37,120
Speaker 1: than herself to just brag and um. So then Carlisle

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01:16:37,240 --> 01:16:39,120
Speaker 1: made one of like all the things like it's been

1472
01:16:39,200 --> 01:16:42,200
Speaker 1: three years since the shutdown, here's everything I got done.

1473
01:16:42,720 --> 01:16:45,720
Speaker 1: And then mine was yeah, and so I made one.

1474
01:16:45,840 --> 01:16:49,200
Speaker 1: Carlisle made one. I won't read Carlisle's just for anonymity's sake,

1475
01:16:49,760 --> 01:16:53,439
Speaker 1: but mine was quite funks was like I've lost ten

1476
01:16:53,520 --> 01:16:59,640
Speaker 1: thousand strands of hair. Yeah. Mine was really um, you know,

1477
01:17:00,040 --> 01:17:04,960
Speaker 1: lastically like negative and exaggerated. Oh here it is, oh,

1478
01:17:05,000 --> 01:17:08,400
Speaker 1: because so this is the picture oh no, that she

1479
01:17:08,800 --> 01:17:10,559
Speaker 1: posted and it wasn't a picture. It was like her

1480
01:17:10,640 --> 01:17:12,080
Speaker 1: moving around. So I'm not going to show it. But

1481
01:17:12,200 --> 01:17:16,559
Speaker 1: she's just like brag brag, brag, brag all the way down.

1482
01:17:17,080 --> 01:17:20,240
Speaker 1: And so we all did one. I said, it's been

1483
01:17:20,280 --> 01:17:23,120
Speaker 1: three years since blackdown. In that time, I've farted in

1484
01:17:23,200 --> 01:17:26,160
Speaker 1: public and someone heard it three times. I spent ninety

1485
01:17:26,160 --> 01:17:28,479
Speaker 1: six thousand dollars on an apartment I never set foot in,

1486
01:17:29,040 --> 01:17:31,560
Speaker 1: prayed to God to end my life sixteen hundred and

1487
01:17:31,600 --> 01:17:34,200
Speaker 1: eleven times, burnt my leg with a curling iron and

1488
01:17:34,280 --> 01:17:37,639
Speaker 1: now it's infected. One time learned four chords on the guitar,

1489
01:17:37,960 --> 01:17:40,400
Speaker 1: spent fifteen thousand dollars on a book I never wrote,

1490
01:17:40,800 --> 01:17:42,400
Speaker 1: dressed to go to the gym and never did it,

1491
01:17:42,439 --> 01:17:44,800
Speaker 1: two hundred and three times said fuck you and hung

1492
01:17:44,880 --> 01:17:47,400
Speaker 1: up on my mom and dad. Twice, eaten four hundred

1493
01:17:47,400 --> 01:17:49,280
Speaker 1: protein bars in bed between the eyes of one am

1494
01:17:49,360 --> 01:17:52,720
Speaker 1: and six am. Actually followed through on two out of

1495
01:17:52,800 --> 01:17:56,320
Speaker 1: seventeen hundred and sixty six creative ideas. That has been

1496
01:17:56,479 --> 01:17:59,719
Speaker 1: my three years of blockdown, and that I feel motivated.

1497
01:18:00,040 --> 01:18:03,519
Speaker 1: I know that I can't even feel better when you

1498
01:18:03,680 --> 01:18:06,280
Speaker 1: share things about yourself that are embarrassing and are real.

1499
01:18:06,640 --> 01:18:10,080
Speaker 1: But sharing your your things that you've accomplished only make

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01:18:10,120 --> 01:18:12,120
Speaker 1: people feel worse. And I wish people would stop doing

1501
01:18:12,200 --> 01:18:14,080
Speaker 1: it so much. And if you need to brag, just

1502
01:18:14,200 --> 01:18:17,680
Speaker 1: say I need to brag. I get in myself and

1503
01:18:17,800 --> 01:18:20,560
Speaker 1: it feels good, like sometimes when I'm depressed, that's a

1504
01:18:20,640 --> 01:18:22,320
Speaker 1: tool I use. Or I'll be like, what did you

1505
01:18:22,360 --> 01:18:24,719
Speaker 1: accomplish today? And then I'll write it down for myself

1506
01:18:24,800 --> 01:18:27,240
Speaker 1: and that feels great. But I'm not going to broadcast

1507
01:18:27,360 --> 01:18:36,720
Speaker 1: it online like hey, dumb fucks at six am. So

1508
01:18:36,920 --> 01:18:38,920
Speaker 1: I ran in the rain this morning, but I didn't

1509
01:18:38,960 --> 01:18:41,840
Speaker 1: post about it. Yeah, I told you because I thought, no,

1510
01:18:42,120 --> 01:18:44,360
Speaker 1: it was interesting. You can tell your friends you listen,

1511
01:18:44,439 --> 01:18:46,639
Speaker 1: you can tell you You can brag and boast your

1512
01:18:46,680 --> 01:18:48,960
Speaker 1: friends all you want. It's like when you're putting it

1513
01:18:48,960 --> 01:18:51,760
Speaker 1: on your social media, I think that we all are

1514
01:18:51,800 --> 01:18:55,799
Speaker 1: aware that we're all being poisoned by comparison, comparing ourselves

1515
01:18:55,840 --> 01:18:59,200
Speaker 1: to other people. So we need to do our best

1516
01:18:59,280 --> 01:19:02,080
Speaker 1: to bat that. And so when you post something that

1517
01:19:02,280 --> 01:19:06,400
Speaker 1: is really braggy, make sure you like tell the truth

1518
01:19:06,520 --> 01:19:08,840
Speaker 1: behind it, Like, yeah, that's the way to do it. Cool,

1519
01:19:09,040 --> 01:19:12,080
Speaker 1: I don't I try when I post a really hot

1520
01:19:12,160 --> 01:19:14,599
Speaker 1: picture of myself to let everyone know all the work

1521
01:19:14,640 --> 01:19:17,639
Speaker 1: that went into it and like and to say I'm lucky.

1522
01:19:18,400 --> 01:19:21,280
Speaker 1: These are things I'm lucky that happened. It's not because

1523
01:19:21,320 --> 01:19:23,040
Speaker 1: I'm better than you. And it's like, I think that

1524
01:19:23,520 --> 01:19:26,519
Speaker 1: people really do think they're better than other people. Yeah,

1525
01:19:26,760 --> 01:19:28,920
Speaker 1: most of the time they don't really acknowledge that it's

1526
01:19:28,960 --> 01:19:31,559
Speaker 1: just luck. Well, you have to post, you know, when

1527
01:19:31,600 --> 01:19:33,719
Speaker 1: you're when you're trying to be in the public sphere,

1528
01:19:33,760 --> 01:19:36,320
Speaker 1: you have to post your accomplishment all the time. Like

1529
01:19:36,400 --> 01:19:38,719
Speaker 1: you always say, like the reason you get these getty

1530
01:19:38,760 --> 01:19:41,320
Speaker 1: images is because you have to put a getty image

1531
01:19:41,320 --> 01:19:43,400
Speaker 1: out there every once in a while too, Yes, to

1532
01:19:43,520 --> 01:19:47,280
Speaker 1: make people know that you know, they're that you exist. Yeah, yeah,

1533
01:19:47,360 --> 01:19:50,519
Speaker 1: you have to brag, so, like you know, I always

1534
01:19:50,560 --> 01:19:52,760
Speaker 1: think about this because I mean, whenever I have something

1535
01:19:52,800 --> 01:19:54,080
Speaker 1: that I'm like, oh, I want to post about this,

1536
01:19:54,200 --> 01:19:55,880
Speaker 1: I don't know what to put in the caption to

1537
01:19:56,080 --> 01:19:59,760
Speaker 1: not sound like either way, yes, like I'm bragging or

1538
01:20:00,120 --> 01:20:02,920
Speaker 1: Hashtags are a good place to like, let some like

1539
01:20:03,320 --> 01:20:06,320
Speaker 1: steam out, Yeah, where you can go like I hate

1540
01:20:06,360 --> 01:20:10,320
Speaker 1: doing this hashtag this is obnoxious hashtag tons of makeup

1541
01:20:10,439 --> 01:20:13,800
Speaker 1: hashtag it took a village hashtag We're all gonna die

1542
01:20:13,880 --> 01:20:16,479
Speaker 1: hashtag Like I like to, like remind when you posted

1543
01:20:16,560 --> 01:20:20,799
Speaker 1: that in your last Instagram post where you're taking pictures

1544
01:20:20,840 --> 01:20:22,680
Speaker 1: on the red carpet. Oh yeah, and I said we're

1545
01:20:22,680 --> 01:20:24,920
Speaker 1: all gonna die and we'll all be forgotten some day. Yes,

1546
01:20:25,120 --> 01:20:27,040
Speaker 1: because it really did look like who does she think

1547
01:20:27,120 --> 01:20:29,960
Speaker 1: she is posting this? I posted because not because I'm like,

1548
01:20:30,000 --> 01:20:32,080
Speaker 1: look how hot I look. It's just interesting to see

1549
01:20:32,120 --> 01:20:35,120
Speaker 1: what that kind of looks like from that angle. And

1550
01:20:35,280 --> 01:20:37,479
Speaker 1: also it's I think it's good to post that so

1551
01:20:37,600 --> 01:20:39,840
Speaker 1: that we know, like what you're up to. Yes, you

1552
01:20:40,000 --> 01:20:41,880
Speaker 1: need to let me. It's part of my job. But

1553
01:20:42,000 --> 01:20:45,840
Speaker 1: I'm not going to deny that. This is all really

1554
01:20:45,920 --> 01:20:49,680
Speaker 1: obnoxious and it looks like I think I'm better than

1555
01:20:49,760 --> 01:20:52,280
Speaker 1: people when I post this stuff. But I truly I

1556
01:20:52,680 --> 01:20:54,840
Speaker 1: hope people know that I don't. There's a lot of

1557
01:20:54,920 --> 01:20:58,360
Speaker 1: guys out there who are able to pull off just

1558
01:20:58,640 --> 01:21:02,840
Speaker 1: being one hundred percent confident and uh, like I'm the

1559
01:21:02,920 --> 01:21:05,320
Speaker 1: best and that's like and that works for them. Yeah,

1560
01:21:05,640 --> 01:21:08,360
Speaker 1: Like there's there's famous guys who are just like I'm

1561
01:21:08,400 --> 01:21:10,640
Speaker 1: the fucking best. Here's me on the red carpet being

1562
01:21:10,720 --> 01:21:13,280
Speaker 1: the best, and everyone loves them for it. Huh. I

1563
01:21:13,320 --> 01:21:16,040
Speaker 1: don't think I could pull that off. No, No, I

1564
01:21:16,120 --> 01:21:18,160
Speaker 1: mean red carpets are so embarrassing because you have to

1565
01:21:18,200 --> 01:21:20,200
Speaker 1: be like I look sweet and pose in a way

1566
01:21:20,240 --> 01:21:22,400
Speaker 1: that's like I think I'm great and like put your

1567
01:21:22,479 --> 01:21:25,160
Speaker 1: chin up and like it's you gotta just fake it

1568
01:21:25,880 --> 01:21:28,640
Speaker 1: because but yeah, it does work when confidence is like

1569
01:21:28,760 --> 01:21:32,400
Speaker 1: everything I've been attracted to, like some really disgusting people

1570
01:21:32,760 --> 01:21:36,679
Speaker 1: because of confidence. Yeah, No, confidence is one is maybe

1571
01:21:37,400 --> 01:21:41,120
Speaker 1: the most most import ever. Yeah, and it's not you

1572
01:21:41,160 --> 01:21:43,160
Speaker 1: know what it's not. It's not necessarily confidence. It's just

1573
01:21:43,560 --> 01:21:47,240
Speaker 1: being comfortable in your own skin and liking yourself. Yeah,

1574
01:21:47,479 --> 01:21:49,600
Speaker 1: it's not like thinking you're better than people. It's just

1575
01:21:50,160 --> 01:21:54,360
Speaker 1: being okay with you and not wanting more from other

1576
01:21:54,560 --> 01:21:58,280
Speaker 1: like not wanting anything more, like not being jealous of

1577
01:21:58,360 --> 01:22:01,160
Speaker 1: other people. Like if you can nail that and really

1578
01:22:01,240 --> 01:22:03,280
Speaker 1: believe that and just be like, I like who I am.

1579
01:22:04,160 --> 01:22:07,800
Speaker 1: You are set. There's nothing there's nothing more anyone should

1580
01:22:07,840 --> 01:22:10,280
Speaker 1: wish for in life than that ability. But it is

1581
01:22:10,400 --> 01:22:13,080
Speaker 1: so hard. Yeah, no, I always say that about Malala.

1582
01:22:14,160 --> 01:22:16,880
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, what do you mean? What do you always

1583
01:22:16,920 --> 01:22:20,400
Speaker 1: saying about Maala? That she just like likes who she is? Yeah, yeah,

1584
01:22:20,479 --> 01:22:23,479
Speaker 1: she kind of does. And Greta Thunberg Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,

1585
01:22:23,600 --> 01:22:27,000
Speaker 1: she also likes who she is. Yeah, and um, Lizzo, Yeah,

1586
01:22:27,120 --> 01:22:29,920
Speaker 1: well Lizzo. I don't know, Lizzo. Sometimes I question, I go,

1587
01:22:30,360 --> 01:22:34,320
Speaker 1: is this performative body acceptance? Because I think at some

1588
01:22:34,479 --> 01:22:37,679
Speaker 1: point women, if you if you ever feel insecure about

1589
01:22:37,680 --> 01:22:40,040
Speaker 1: your body, you can't tell anyone because then you're a

1590
01:22:40,080 --> 01:22:42,400
Speaker 1: bad example for women. So if Lizzo were to have

1591
01:22:42,479 --> 01:22:44,920
Speaker 1: a bad day, she's has to just fake it like

1592
01:22:45,040 --> 01:22:47,280
Speaker 1: she loves herself, and I think she actually does. But

1593
01:22:47,360 --> 01:22:48,720
Speaker 1: I think there are a lot of women that just

1594
01:22:48,840 --> 01:22:51,120
Speaker 1: fake like they love themselves when they don't. And I

1595
01:22:51,160 --> 01:22:55,320
Speaker 1: don't even think that's good for women. Be like, I'm

1596
01:22:55,479 --> 01:22:58,760
Speaker 1: I had a rough day and she'll post about it. Yes, yeah, yeah,

1597
01:22:58,800 --> 01:23:02,320
Speaker 1: that some really tough time. I love Lizzos so fucking much.

1598
01:23:02,479 --> 01:23:05,840
Speaker 1: I think she is just a gift to the world,

1599
01:23:06,080 --> 01:23:08,160
Speaker 1: and not just with her music. I really do think

1600
01:23:08,200 --> 01:23:11,240
Speaker 1: she's just so inspirational, and yeah, I do believe she

1601
01:23:11,320 --> 01:23:14,760
Speaker 1: really loves herself. All I want to know is who,

1602
01:23:15,160 --> 01:23:17,920
Speaker 1: what did your parents do? Because if I ever be

1603
01:23:18,000 --> 01:23:21,120
Speaker 1: a parent, I want my daughter to have Lizzo's love

1604
01:23:21,200 --> 01:23:23,360
Speaker 1: for herself. But how do you do that? That comes

1605
01:23:23,400 --> 01:23:26,120
Speaker 1: from parenting? Yeah? Yeah, Like I always was like, what

1606
01:23:26,560 --> 01:23:29,680
Speaker 1: what did Lizzo's parents do? What did Taylor's Swift's parents do? Well,

1607
01:23:29,720 --> 01:23:33,120
Speaker 1: that's what Adam Sandler's parents did. What did Adam sayes? Exactly?

1608
01:23:33,360 --> 01:23:35,880
Speaker 1: That's it. That's it man. Okay, we gotta go. Thank

1609
01:23:35,920 --> 01:23:38,080
Speaker 1: you for the shows this week. Everyone, We really got

1610
01:23:38,120 --> 01:23:43,240
Speaker 1: to it. Um. I will be in Bethesda. Um is

1611
01:23:43,280 --> 01:23:47,639
Speaker 1: that right? Bethesa bethela Yeah, Bethela in Pennsylvania next week.

1612
01:23:48,040 --> 01:23:51,200
Speaker 1: Um Hampton, New Hampshire at the casino next week and

1613
01:23:51,400 --> 01:23:56,880
Speaker 1: then off to um uh Tucson and one other place too.

1614
01:23:57,200 --> 01:24:01,120
Speaker 1: I forget, but I'm on but David's maid, which I'm

1615
01:24:01,120 --> 01:24:02,640
Speaker 1: going over to his place right now just shoot a

1616
01:24:02,680 --> 01:24:05,080
Speaker 1: promo video. So, UM, I guess I gotta put on

1617
01:24:05,080 --> 01:24:07,400
Speaker 1: the makeup or something. Um. Thank you guys so much

1618
01:24:07,439 --> 01:24:09,680
Speaker 1: for listening to the podcast this week. Um, we'll be

1619
01:24:09,880 --> 01:24:12,760
Speaker 1: I'll be back in Saint Louis next week and we'll

1620
01:24:12,800 --> 01:24:14,720
Speaker 1: have a pod next week. Oh, no pod next week.

1621
01:24:14,760 --> 01:24:16,680
Speaker 1: We're taking a break because we're done with season two

1622
01:24:17,400 --> 01:24:21,160
Speaker 1: right something yeah, something like that. Okay, so season three

1623
01:24:21,240 --> 01:24:23,400
Speaker 1: of the podcast will begin soon, but we will be

1624
01:24:23,520 --> 01:24:25,640
Speaker 1: off next week. But don't you think we won't be back,

1625
01:24:25,640 --> 01:24:27,640
Speaker 1: because we will. Love you guys so much. Thank you

1626
01:24:27,680 --> 01:24:31,599
Speaker 1: for listening. Uh, don't Beka just be like Lizza.